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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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Clark?
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Huh?
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This map of the United
States I'm drawing
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looks kind of weird.
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Oh, it'd look better
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if you hadn't forgotten
Baja California.
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Yeah, I guess that would help.
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How's the homework going?
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Terrific.
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Clark's so wonderful, so super.
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I can't believe it.
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I'll take one just like him
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in the big economy size.
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Little girls are so funny.
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Jan was so worried she'd
never have a boyfriend.
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Well, let's face
it... 11 years old!
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She's not getting any younger.
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Mom, have you or Alice
seen my math book?
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I think it's in the
family room, Marcia.
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Thanks.
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Honey, Jan and Clark Tyson
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are in there studying.
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I won't disturb them.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Clark, this is my
sister, Marcia.
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This is Clark Tyson.
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Hi!
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Hi.
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We're studying for a
geography test tomorrow.
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I'll get out of your way.
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No hurry.
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Wow, have you got a neat sister!
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You think so?
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Wow! How did you
get a sister like her?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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Hi, honey.
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How was your day?
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Just terrible.
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The worst. Really the worst.
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I'm so mad I could...
Oh, am I mad!
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Something happen at school?
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Something didn't
happen at school.
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Clark didn't even look at me.
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I saw him at lunch, and I
passed him in the hall five times.
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Maybe he had something
else on his mind.
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He sure did... Marcia.
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Marcia?
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Yes, Marcia.
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It's all her fault.
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What's Marcia got
to do with Clark?
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Well, I'm not sure,
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but I think our
blue-eyed daughter
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has been smitten by
the green-eyed monster.
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( tauntingly): Mirror,
mirror on the wall,
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who's the fairest one of all?
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Hi. What's with you?
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What I want to know is
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what's with you...
and Clark Tyson?
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Who?
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Don't pretend you
don't remember.
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After what you did yesterday
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when Clark and I were studying,
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and you came
slinking in... Oh, him.
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Your little friend from school.
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He's not my little
friend from school.
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He's taller than I am,
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and he's the best-looking
boy in my class.
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You came in there on purpose
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just to turn on
your icky old charm.
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Are you kidding?
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Why would I be
interested in him?
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He's only a child,
and I'm a woman.
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He's not a child. He's 12.
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You're being ridiculous.
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All I did was walk in the
room and pick up my book.
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Well, if that's all,
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why did his eyes nearly
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pop out of his head?
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I can't help it if
his eyes popped.
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You were trying to steal my
boyfriend, and you know it.
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I just came in for my book.
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Then why did he drool over you,
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and pay no attention to me?
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Jan, if boys don't
find you attractive,
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don't blame it on me.
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Marcia, what's going
on between you and Jan?
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I don't know, Mom.
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She came in here accusing me
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of stealing her boyfriend.
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Imagine! A mature person like me
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trying to steal a 12-year-old.
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Well...
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you must have done
something, honey.
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Not a thing. Honest.
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Yesterday, when she
was studying with Clark,
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and I went in to get
my book, I said hi.
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Now, what's wrong with that?
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Well, that all depends
on how you said it.
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( casually): Hi, or...
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( flirtatiously): Hi.
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( laughs)
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Mom, it's nothing
more than sibling rivalry.
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That means competition
between brothers or sisters.
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Gee, I'm glad you
cleared that up.
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As long as you're smart
enough to know what it means,
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let's see if you're smart
enough to help put a stop to it.
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I'll do everything I can,
but it's really up to Jan.
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Greg?
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Yeah?
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You busy?
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Yeah. What do you want?
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I need some advice.
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Okay.
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Shoot.
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It's about boys.
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I thought you shrewd females
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knew all about us
poor, dumb guys.
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Well, this is for
a friend of mine.
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See, she met this real cute guy,
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and everything was groovy.
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Until then, all of a
sudden, he lost interest.
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Why would a guy
do this to my friend?
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Just lose interest?
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Maybe she's using the
wrong kind of toothpaste.
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I'm serious, Greg.
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Well, how should I know?
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The guy probably found
something about her he didn't like.
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Such as what?
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Maybe she's got a face
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that would scare snakes.
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She has not.
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Is she too fat?
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No.
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Too thin?
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No.
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Well, then it's got to
be her crummy face.
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Who is it?
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Just some unfortunate girl.
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Thanks, Greg.
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Yuck!
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It's my crummy face.
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Greg was right.
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Rotten freckles.
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( sighs)
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Cinnamon cookies!
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They're Jan's favorites.
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Thought I'd make
some to cheer her up.
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Well, I guess a
shattered romance
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can be pretty rough at that age.
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Oh, yeah.
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I remember when I was ten or 11,
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I had a big crush on a girl.
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Had three teeth
missing in front.
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You or the girl?
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( laughs): The girl.
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Yeah... she was all
gums, but I loved her.
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Threw me over for a
kid who could whistle
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through his nose.
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( whistling)
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Oh, Mike.
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I once had an offer of
marriage when I was seven.
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Looking back, I
should've taken it.
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Mom?
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Can I go to the store, please?
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Well, don't be long, dear.
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Dinner's almost ready.
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Who can eat?
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I wish there was
something we could do
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to make her feel better.
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Maybe we could give her
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some of her birthday
presents in advance.
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Hey, better than that...
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How about a surprise
birthday party?
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Wonderful.
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A party's a sure
cure for the blues.
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With balloons and
paper streamers
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and cake and ice cream?
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The works!
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Now, this is a very
important meeting.
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High-level, top-secret stuff.
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Jan isn't here yet.
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That's the whole point.
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We're planning her
surprise birthday party
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for Saturday night.
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A surprise party?
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Neato.
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What do we do?
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We'll do anything.
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Just tell us.
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Cindy, you're in charge
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of putting candles
on the birthday cake.
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You know how many to put on?
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Sure. I can even
count high enough
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to put candles on your cake.
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That many candles would
be against the fire laws.
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( all laughing)
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Marcia, you have the
honor of baking the cake.
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Oh, great. Let's see...
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I'll bake a double chiffon...
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orange, three-layer,
upside-down,
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with pink frosting and...
peppermint sherbet filling.
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Bobby, you're in charge
of blowing up the balloons.
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A good job for him...
He's a windbag.
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Na-na-na, na-na, na-na.
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Greg, you and Peter will be
in charge of the decorations.
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Balloons, paper
streamers, all that jazz.
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Now, any questions?
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Who's in charge of ice cream?
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That's my department.
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Want to trade? You
blow up balloons,
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and I could be in
charge of the ice cream.
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That would be like putting a
mouse in charge of the cheese.
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Thank you.
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Something for you, young lady?
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Oh, I was just looking around.
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Do you have any kind of, um...
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well... something
to get rid of freckles?
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Freckles?
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It's for a friend of mine.
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For a friend of yours. Hmm...
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I suppose these
freckles she has...
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They're a real big problem?
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They're ruining her life.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Making her a social outcast.
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Oh, that is a shame.
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Pretty girl, I suppose,
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if it weren't for
those old freckles.
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Well, she's not bad-looking.
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I mean, not really
ugly or anything.
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It's just... Those old freckles.
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I can see you understand.
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Indeed I do.
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Well, is there anything I
can... I mean, she can use?
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Well, there's some
creams and ointments,
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but I wouldn't recommend them.
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Oh.
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You might suggest to your friend
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that a little lemon
juice wouldn't hurt.
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And stay out of the sun, too.
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I sure will.
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Thank you.
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( chuckling)
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We've got to hide
these birthday presents
270
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:32,084
someplace where Jan won't look.
271
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,908
Hey, how about under my bed?
272
00:11:33,976 --> 00:11:35,309
Sure.
273
00:11:36,979 --> 00:11:38,413
( door rattles)
274
00:11:38,481 --> 00:11:39,414
Yikes!
275
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,081
Get under the bed!
276
00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:10,928
( whispering): What's
she doing with lemons?
277
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,500
I guess she wants sour skin.
278
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,103
PETER: You should
have seen the neat girl
279
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,705
Clark Tyson and I
walked home with.
280
00:12:37,774 --> 00:12:39,557
Her name's Ginny Wilmer.
281
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,825
Talk about cool.
282
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,460
GREG: Yeah, I saw her.
283
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:43,561
She's not bad.
284
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,840
She's really neat.
285
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,398
All the guys in our
class are flipped.
286
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,917
Well, I only saw
her from a distance.
287
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,754
PETER: She's
even better up close.
288
00:12:52,823 --> 00:12:54,772
Kind of crazy eyes.
289
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,557
Lots of freckles.
290
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:59,510
Boy, do they make
her look out of sight!
291
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,681
There goes your last excuse.
292
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:08,019
It isn't the freckles.
It's just dumb old you.
293
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,087
( sobbing)
294
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,746
Bobby, would you mind
295
00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:20,814
telling everyone dinner's ready?
296
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,262
Okay. But what's
the matter with Jan?
297
00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:23,951
She sure is acting funny.
298
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,403
In what way?
299
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,432
First, she rubbed a
lemon on her face,
300
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:29,023
and then she started crying.
301
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,124
Lemon?
302
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,806
Jan?
303
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,042
Dinner's about ready.
304
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:50,310
I'm not hungry.
305
00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:52,863
Hey, hey, what's the problem?
306
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,416
Come on, let's talk about it.
307
00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:57,351
There's nothing to talk about.
308
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,004
Jan, you'll only make it
worse keeping it to yourself.
309
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:02,507
Nobody understands.
310
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,708
Oh, I think we do, Jan.
311
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,211
Clark Tyson's just one boy.
312
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,274
One of these days,
you'll meet another one.
313
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:10,331
You sure will.
314
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,733
Hundreds of them.
315
00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,901
You mustn't feel left out
316
00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:16,404
because you don't
have a boyfriend now.
317
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,793
But I do have a boyfriend.
318
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,346
Oh, you do?
319
00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:27,916
He's one of the nicest
boys in the school.
320
00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:29,750
And he thinks I'm super cool.
321
00:14:29,819 --> 00:14:31,051
That's wonderful.
322
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,302
What's his name?
323
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,521
His name... is George.
324
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:35,773
George what?
325
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:39,376
George, uh... George... Glass.
326
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,611
George Glass.
327
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,879
I'll go wash up for dinner.
328
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,447
I'm starved.
329
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,551
A minute ago, she was
never going to eat again.
330
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,140
Now she's starved and
has a new boyfriend.
331
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,391
Hmm... Well, go
figure out a woman.
332
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,292
Even her size.
333
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,535
Wow! That's pretty wild.
334
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,903
Way out.
335
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,371
That's really something.
336
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,355
What is it?
337
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,923
A painting.
338
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,760
Yeah, well, the idea
had occurred to us.
339
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,696
I painted it for Jan's
birthday Saturday.
340
00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,348
Oh, she'll love it, Peter.
341
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,767
But you may have
to explain what it is.
342
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,514
It's supposed to be an elephant
343
00:15:21,538 --> 00:15:23,065
walking through some woods.
344
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,989
Oh, yeah, of course.
It's an elephant.
345
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,726
Oh, sure. I can
see it clearly now.
346
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,128
There's the old
elephant, right there.
347
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,696
That's a clump of trees.
348
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,348
The elephant's over here.
349
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,417
Oh, well, with
this light in here,
350
00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:38,752
it's kind of hard to see.
351
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,106
Hi, Mom.
352
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,174
Hi, honey. How's
the new boyfriend?
353
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,493
Huh?
354
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:46,494
George.
355
00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,529
Oh, George. Terrific.
356
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,832
Every day, in school,
he carries my books
357
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,634
and my tray in the cafeteria.
358
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,968
He's out of sight.
359
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,903
I'm home.
360
00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:57,016
Hi, pumpkin.
361
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,040
Hi, Daddy.
362
00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:05,847
Hey, what does he look like?
363
00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:07,081
Who?
364
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,582
George... your new boyfriend.
365
00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:11,568
He's sort of tall and
dark and handsome.
366
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,265
How come you never
said anything about him?
367
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:14,755
I don't go around blabbing.
368
00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:17,457
What's so unusual about
having a new boyfriend?
369
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:20,277
It just seems funny
you never said anything.
370
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,246
Yeah. How come he never phones?
371
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,066
Oh. Well, don't worry. He will.
372
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,682
Hello, operator?
373
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,952
Will you call back on 762-0799?
374
00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:47,654
There may be something
wrong with our bell.
375
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,023
Thank you.
376
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,316
( phone rings)
377
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,962
JAN: I'll get it.
378
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,419
Sure.
379
00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:04,972
Hello.
380
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,073
This is Jan.
381
00:17:06,141 --> 00:17:08,575
Oh, hi, George.
382
00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:11,612
It's so thoughtful
of you to call.
383
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,047
Excuse me, George.
384
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,683
Do you mind? This is
a personal phone call.
385
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:20,637
Yes, George, I'm listening.
386
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,359
Okay, you guys.
387
00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:40,407
The other girls were
absolutely green with envy
388
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,010
when this real cute
boy started talking to me.
389
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:44,295
What boy? Gordon?
390
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,508
Oh, Dad.
391
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,052
I'm talking about Tommy.
392
00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:49,645
Oh, Mike, you're out of it.
393
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,834
Gordon was weeks ago.
394
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,303
You got to have a computer
395
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,155
to keep up with her boyfriends.
396
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,874
We forgot the pickles.
397
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,053
I'll get them.
398
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,677
No, I'll go.
399
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,368
Hello, operator?
400
00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:10,671
We're having trouble
with our phone.
401
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:14,174
Will you call back
at 762-0799, please?
402
00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:16,143
Thank you.
403
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,959
Hey, where are the pickles?
404
00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:23,264
I guess we're out of them.
405
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,923
( phone rings)
406
00:18:28,992 --> 00:18:30,274
I'll get it.
407
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,510
Ah...!
408
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,877
I'll put up a sign:
409
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,280
"Watch out for housekeepers
crossing highway."
410
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,848
Thanks, Alice.
411
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:38,832
( ringing)
412
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:40,634
Hello.
413
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,337
Oh, hi, George.
414
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:46,273
Sure, I can talk.
415
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,493
It's so sweet of
you to call, George.
416
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,181
King George is back on the line.
417
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:55,916
His father must own
the phone company.
418
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,318
Boy, is he giving her the rush.
419
00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:07,272
Mind an interruption, dear?
420
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,229
No.
421
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:09,607
I have an inspiration.
422
00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,298
Bring it in. I could use one.
423
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,267
You know how crazy
Jan is about George.
424
00:19:13,336 --> 00:19:15,635
Why don't we invite
him to her birthday party?
425
00:19:15,704 --> 00:19:17,604
That way, she'd have
a double surprise.
426
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,784
Hey, you're right.
That is an inspiration.
427
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,453
Of course, we
have to find George
428
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:22,721
without letting Jan know.
429
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,078
I'll round up the other kids
430
00:19:24,146 --> 00:19:25,496
and put them on his trail.
431
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,565
Hi, Mom.
432
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,379
Hi, honey. How did it go?
433
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,679
What about George?
434
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,103
I couldn't find him.
435
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,672
There's no George
in Jan's class.
436
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,657
Hi, Dad.
437
00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:37,736
Hi, honey.
438
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,593
Oh, hey, wait a minute.
439
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:41,740
What's the word on George?
440
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,898
It's a mystery, Dad. Really.
441
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:45,115
What do you mean?
442
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,929
I checked in the
attendance office.
443
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,302
There's no George
Glass in the whole school.
444
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,024
Well, Mike, the mystery
about George deepens.
445
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,771
Oh, yeah? How do you mean?
446
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,427
I covered this whole area.
447
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,430
There's no George
Glass in this part of town.
448
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,032
That's strange.
449
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,601
Sorry.
450
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,503
You tried, Greg.
451
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,073
Mike, are you thinking
452
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,009
the same thing I'm thinking?
453
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,456
Mm-hmm. There's no
George Glass, period.
454
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,613
Exactly.
455
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,041
Why? Why this problem with boys?
456
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,195
She's bright and attractive.
457
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,719
I wish I knew.
458
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,321
We'd have to ask a boy.
459
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,508
What do you want to
ask me about, Mrs. Brady?
460
00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:29,910
Thank you.
461
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,746
Well, Clark, we've been
curious about something.
462
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,626
And, since you're
in Jan's class,
463
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,995
we thought you
might be able to tell us.
464
00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,019
I'll try.
465
00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:39,587
It's about Jan.
466
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,323
How do the boys feel about her?
467
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:44,942
They all like her.
468
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,293
They do?
469
00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:47,928
Yeah. She's a real good guy.
470
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,162
"Guy"?
471
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:51,132
But, Clark, Jan is a girl.
472
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,135
Yeah, but she doesn't
look too much like one.
473
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:56,353
She doesn't wear groovy clothes.
474
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,156
You don't say?
475
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,540
She's a swell guy.
476
00:21:00,609 --> 00:21:04,428
Thanks, Clark.
I get the picture.
477
00:21:06,282 --> 00:21:07,748
Good arm.
478
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,136
( whistling merrily)
479
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,739
Dad!
480
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,509
No pictures! I look terrible!
481
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,922
I'll make sure to
keep you off-camera.
482
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:25,032
Okay, let's go, Jan.
483
00:21:48,257 --> 00:21:50,023
( whispers): Hi.
484
00:21:50,092 --> 00:21:53,194
Gee... I didn't even
know it was you.
485
00:21:53,262 --> 00:21:56,964
Yeah, this dress is
kind of dumb, isn't it?
486
00:21:57,033 --> 00:21:58,616
What's so dumb about it?
487
00:21:58,684 --> 00:21:59,833
I think it's cool.
488
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,201
You mean you like it?
489
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:02,603
CLARK: Yeah, I like it.
490
00:22:02,672 --> 00:22:05,089
You make a great-looking girl.
491
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,340
Wow!
492
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:09,276
Gee, thanks.
493
00:22:21,324 --> 00:22:23,591
Happy birthday! Surprise!
494
00:22:23,659 --> 00:22:25,959
Surprise! Happy birthday!
495
00:22:26,028 --> 00:22:28,596
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
496
00:22:28,664 --> 00:22:32,899
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
497
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:43,477
Happy birthday!
498
00:22:43,546 --> 00:22:45,112
Happy birthday, Jan.
499
00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:47,025
Oh, gee, thanks, Clark.
500
00:22:47,049 --> 00:22:49,800
Oh, Mom, Dad, it's terrific.
501
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,047
I couldn't have
been more surprised.
502
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,937
Yeah. One thing, though.
503
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,389
How about George?
504
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,425
Oh, it doesn't really matter.
505
00:22:57,493 --> 00:22:58,892
I've given George up.
506
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,545
To me, he doesn't
even exist anymore.
507
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,377
CAROL: Here you go.
508
00:23:17,446 --> 00:23:18,779
A piece for you.
509
00:23:18,848 --> 00:23:20,447
Hold on one second.
510
00:23:20,516 --> 00:23:22,727
And a scoop coming up.
511
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:24,585
Whammo.
512
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,521
Seconds?
513
00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:29,222
Well, that must be good cake.
514
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:31,057
( children talking excitedly)
515
00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:34,127
There you go.
516
00:23:34,196 --> 00:23:36,730
Whammo number two.
517
00:23:46,409 --> 00:23:47,741
That's good.
518
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:49,210
Have you tasted this?
519
00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:51,745
Yeah. It's thick
and rich and gooey.
520
00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:53,508
Just the way I love it.
521
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,400
Well, I think the party's
a swinging success.
522
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,863
Yep. Two down, one to go.
523
00:23:57,887 --> 00:23:59,169
What do you mean?
524
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,483
First, Marcia had a
boyfriend problem,
525
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,468
then it was Jan. Cindy's next.
526
00:24:03,492 --> 00:24:05,592
Cindy? She's only
eight years old.
527
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:08,061
She won't be
interested in boys for...
528
00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:09,596
a couple of weeks yet.
529
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,156
I think I'd like to
amend that prediction.
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