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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,820 --> 00:00:04,452 ♪ HERE'S THE STORY ♪ 2 00:00:04,521 --> 00:00:06,571 ♪ OF A LOVELY LADY ♪ 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,376 ♪ WHO WAS BRINGING UP THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS ♪ 4 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:13,212 ♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD ♪ 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,014 ♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪ 6 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:17,966 ♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪ 7 00:00:18,034 --> 00:00:21,837 ♪ IT'S THE STORY OF A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪ 8 00:00:21,905 --> 00:00:25,674 ♪ WHO WAS BUSY WITH THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN ♪ 9 00:00:25,742 --> 00:00:29,344 ♪ THEY WERE FOUR MEN LIVING ALL TOGETHER ♪ 10 00:00:29,412 --> 00:00:32,380 ♪ YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE ♪ 11 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:36,201 ♪ TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW ♪ 12 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:39,971 ♪ AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH ♪ 13 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,842 ♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪ 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,978 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ALL BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,448 ♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 16 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,533 ♪ THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 17 00:00:51,601 --> 00:00:56,338 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH ♪ 18 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:33,742 OH, HEY, MRS. BRADY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. MY HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY: 19 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:37,245 "YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF INVOLVED IN A NEW ROMANCE." 20 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,014 THAT'S GONNA KIND OF CREATE A PROBLEM. 21 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:40,348 WHY, ALICE? 22 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:42,818 BECAUSE NO ONE'S GOT ME INVOLVED IN MY OLD ROMANCE. 23 00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:44,953 MOM! ALICE! 24 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,122 TA-DA! BEHOLD A CELEBRITY. 25 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:51,426 GEE, I HATE TO SEE THE KIDS COME DRAGGING IN FROM SCHOOL IN ALL THAT GLOOM. 26 00:01:51,495 --> 00:01:54,329 DON'T TELL ME. YOU PASSED YOUR DRIVER'S EDUCATION TEST. 27 00:01:54,398 --> 00:01:57,799 NOT ONLY DID I PASS, I GOT THE HIGHEST SCORE IN THE CLASS. 28 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,801 OH, MARCIA, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 29 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,386 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 30 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,775 I'M PROUD OF ME, TOO. I'VE GOT TO TELL GREG THE GOOD NEWS. 31 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,625 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. 32 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,127 I'M NOT KIDDING! 33 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:12,080 YOU OUTSCORED EVERYBODY IN DRIVER'S ED? EVEN THE GUYS? 34 00:02:12,148 --> 00:02:14,649 NOW, THAT'S A TYPICAL MALE CHAUVINIST REACTION. 35 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,735 YOU'RE PREJUDICED AGAINST WOMEN DRIVERS. 36 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,923 NO, I'M NOT. 37 00:02:17,955 --> 00:02:19,955 NOT AS LONG AS THEY STAY OFF THE ROADS. 38 00:02:20,024 --> 00:02:21,723 BOY, ARE YOU PREJUDICED. 39 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:25,327 IT'S NOT PREJUDICE. IT'S JUST THAT MEN ARE NATURALLY SUPERIOR DRIVERS. 40 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,207 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BACK THAT STATEMENT UP 41 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,075 WITH A BET, MR. MALE CHAUVINIST? 42 00:02:29,099 --> 00:02:30,815 ANYTIME. OK. 43 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,579 I'LL BET YOU THAT I GET A HIGHER SCORE 44 00:02:32,603 --> 00:02:34,903 ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE EXAM THAN YOU GOT. 45 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:36,566 YOU'RE FUNNIER THAN LUCILLE BALL. 46 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,923 WHAT DO YOU WANNA BET? 47 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,003 WELL, THE LOSER DOES THE WINNER'S 48 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,347 HOUSEHOLD CHORES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. 49 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,195 WELL, I'LL SAY THIS: 50 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,376 YOU'LL BE THE PRETTIEST TRASH MAN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 51 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,229 AND YOU'LL LOOK CUTE IN AN APRON. I'LL BEAT YOU EASY. 52 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,602 OK, WE'VE GOT A BET. 53 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,571 AND NO BACKIN' OUT, A WHOLE MONTH. 54 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,640 [spraying] 55 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:37,982 WHO'S IN THERE? 56 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,563 (Jan) ME. WELL, HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE? 57 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,086 RESOLVED. 58 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,066 A GIRL CAN SPEND AS MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM AS SHE LIKES. 59 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,167 YES OR NO? PICK A SIDE. 60 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:46,324 YOU CAN HAVE BOTH SIDES. 61 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,226 I JUST WANT TO WASH THIS PAINT OFF MY HANDS. 62 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,106 NOT UNTIL YOU DEBATE ME. THE SUBJECT IS, 63 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,741 "WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO THE BATHROOM." 64 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,531 JAN, YOU'VE BEEN IN THE SHOWER TOO LONG. 65 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,850 YOUR BRAIN'S WATERLOGGED. 66 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,379 I WIN. 67 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,497 MAYBE BOBBY CHEATED. 68 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,718 DID YOU CHEAT? 69 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:17,171 NO. JAN'S JUST GOT A BIG MOUTH AND BAD EYES. 70 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,724 HE DIDN'T REALLY CHEAT, CINDY. 71 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,976 THEN WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? 72 00:04:21,045 --> 00:04:22,694 IT'S A DEBATING TACTIC. 73 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:26,515 I FORCED BOBBY INTO DEFENDING HIMSELF BY ACCUSING HIM OF SOMETHING. 74 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:29,161 I GET ENOUGH ACCUSING AROUND HERE FROM MOM AND DAD. 75 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:32,305 HEY, YOU TWO ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING AND I'LL DEFEND MYSELF. 76 00:04:32,622 --> 00:04:33,889 OK. 77 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,391 I ACCUSE YOU OF BEING WEIRD. 78 00:04:37,827 --> 00:04:39,728 [sighing] 79 00:04:39,796 --> 00:04:42,758 I'M ON THE DEBATING TEAM AT SCHOOL AND I REALLY NEED PRACTICE. 80 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,027 CHOOSE A SUBJECT AND PICK A SIDE. 81 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:47,402 OK. I PICK BOBBY'S SIDE. 82 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:48,603 YOU ARE WEIRD. 83 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,224 WON'T ANYBODY AROUND HERE DEBATE ME? 84 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,026 YOU! PICK A SIDE. 85 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:56,895 (Marcia) HI. 86 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,973 (Mike) HI. 87 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,074 WELL, MIKE, HOW'D SHE DO? 88 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:00,543 IS SHE GONNA BE A GREAT DRIVER? 89 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,478 HEY, DAD, CAN I BORROW THE CAR? I'M LATE FOR A DATE. 90 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:05,315 ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS 1 AND 2: GREAT, HONEY. ANSWER TO QUESTION 3: 91 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,882 ASK MARCIA. SHE'S GOT THE KEYS. 92 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:09,002 UH-OH. DID YOU LEAVE THE FENDERS ON THE CAR, WOMAN DRIVER? 93 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:11,142 DAD SAYS I DID GREAT. 94 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,778 AND JUST WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST WOMEN DRIVERS, YOUNG MAN? 95 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,313 NO OFFENSE, MOM, 96 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,927 BUT IT'S AN ESTABLISHED FACT THAT MEN ARE BETTER DRIVERS. 97 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,079 THEY'RE ALWAYS IN CONTROL. 98 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:20,680 WOMEN ARE TOO EMOTIONAL. RIGHT, DAD? 99 00:05:20,704 --> 00:05:22,415 LISTEN, IT SO HAPPENS THAT YOUR MOTHER 100 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:24,551 AND YOUR SISTER ARE EXCELLENT DRIVERS. RIGHT. 101 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:25,952 BOY, MARRIAGE REALLY TAKES 102 00:05:25,976 --> 00:05:28,221 ALL THE NERVE OUT OF A GUY. 103 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,445 GET OUT OF HERE. SEE YOU LATER. 104 00:05:31,848 --> 00:05:33,348 [children chattering] 105 00:05:35,219 --> 00:05:36,418 THERE YOU GO. 106 00:05:36,487 --> 00:05:39,065 WHAT'S IN IT? YOU'LL FIND OUT, IT'S GOOD. 107 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,223 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 108 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:43,125 GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DEBATE TODAY, JAN. 109 00:05:43,193 --> 00:05:44,770 THANK YOU. DO I LOOK OK, MOM? 110 00:05:44,794 --> 00:05:46,439 OH, SWEETHEART, YOU LOOK LOVELY. 111 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:48,423 NOW, DON'T BE NERVOUS ABOUT A THING. 112 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,647 WHO'S NERVOUS? 113 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:50,799 I AM. 114 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,779 DON'T WORRY. I PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR LUNCH 115 00:05:52,803 --> 00:05:54,252 THAT EVERY DEBATER CAN USE. 116 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:55,337 WHAT? 117 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,588 BOLONEY. 118 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,290 [all laughing] 119 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,652 WHEN I GET MY DRIVER'S LICENSE 120 00:05:59,676 --> 00:06:00,837 I CAN DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL. 121 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,127 YEAH. THAT'LL BE SUPER. 122 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,174 I CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET MY DRIVER'S LICENSE. 123 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,397 IT WON'T BE THAT LONG. YEAH. 124 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,700 DON'T WORRY, MOM. I'LL CLOBBER 'EM. 125 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:21,529 UH, LOOK, LIZ, I-I'LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK, OK? 126 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:22,697 BYE. 127 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,051 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 128 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,887 YOUR TEAM LOST THE DEBATE. 129 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,806 I LOST IT FOR THEM. ME, PERSONALLY. 130 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:33,658 WHAT HAPPENED? 131 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,555 I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT FOREVER. 132 00:06:35,579 --> 00:06:37,423 I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY, 133 00:06:37,447 --> 00:06:39,614 THEN I GOT UP THERE AND MY TONGUE FELT 3 SIZES 134 00:06:39,683 --> 00:06:41,594 TOO BIG FOR MY MOUTH AND THE TEACHERS WERE 135 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,658 STARING AT ME, AND SOME BOY SNICKERED. 136 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,903 AND I MADE SOME DUMB NOISES. 137 00:06:46,289 --> 00:06:47,789 OH, POOR BABY. 138 00:06:47,858 --> 00:06:50,475 I FROZE, MOTHER. THEY HAD TO REPLACE ME. 139 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:54,063 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE. 140 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,817 I KNOW WHAT WOULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM. 141 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,287 IF THEY HAD A SEPARATE LANE FOR WOMEN DRIVERS. 142 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,134 WHY DO YOU KEEP INSISTING THAT MEN ARE BETTER DRIVERS THAN WOMEN? 143 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,191 BECAUSE THEY ARE. 144 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,303 ALICE? 145 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,971 UH, DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS, MARCIA. 146 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,406 I'M STRICTLY MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. 147 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,508 WHICH IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND 90% OF THE WOMEN DRIVERS 148 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:13,631 BLOCKING TRAFFIC. 149 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,029 HEY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY. 150 00:07:16,053 --> 00:07:18,336 THERE'S NOTHING HUMOROUS ABOUT PREJUDICE. 151 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,116 WELL, LET'S LOOK AT IT ANOTHER WAY. 152 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,474 WHAT'S AN OVERHEAD CAM? 153 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,895 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 154 00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:28,196 IT'S PART OF THE ENGINE. 155 00:07:28,265 --> 00:07:30,314 EVERY DRIVER SHOULD KNOW ALL THE PARTS OF HIS CAR. 156 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,562 WELL, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUILD A CLOCK, 157 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,629 BUT I CAN TELL TIME. 158 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,587 HEY, THAT'S A GOOD POINT, MARCIA. 159 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,700 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, ALICE. 160 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,924 WELL, I JUST RAN INTO A DETOUR SIGN. 161 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,205 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT ON WHEELS, MARCIA. 162 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,397 HOW ABOUT SWEETENING OUR BET A LITTLE? 163 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,232 THE LOSER DOES THE WINNER'S CHORES FOR 6 MONTHS. 164 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,384 6 MONTHS? 165 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,616 UNLESS YOU'RE AFRAID OF LOSING, OF COURSE. 166 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,989 WHO'S AFRAID? 167 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,374 IT'S A BET. 168 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:57,909 [chuckling] A SUCKER BET. 169 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,878 I'LL SHOW HIM, ALICE. 170 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,225 WOMEN CAN BE BETTER DRIVERS THAN MEN. YOU SAID IT. 171 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,995 MEN ARE EGOTISTICAL, ARROGANT, SMUG AND CONCEITED. 172 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,985 RIGHT, ALICE? RIGHT. 173 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,721 JUST DON'T QUOTE ME TO SAM ON THAT. 174 00:08:16,446 --> 00:08:19,564 THAT GREG WITH HIS SUPERIOR MALE ATTITUDE. 175 00:08:19,616 --> 00:08:22,166 I'LL TRADE PROBLEMS WITH YOU ANYTIME. 176 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,584 YOU JUST LOST ONE DEBATE. 177 00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:24,853 BIG DEAL. 178 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,154 IT WAS TO ME. 179 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:27,756 RESOLVED. 180 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:29,557 NOW, YOU CAN SIT THERE FULL OF SELF-PITY 181 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:31,826 OR YOU CAN BE MATURE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 182 00:08:31,895 --> 00:08:33,144 PICK A SIDE. 183 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,929 I DON'T WANNA PICK A SIDE. 184 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,144 JAN, YOU WERE JUST SCARED BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR FIRST FACE-TO-FACE DEBATE. 185 00:08:38,168 --> 00:08:40,635 AND, BOY, DID I EVER LOSE FACE. 186 00:08:40,704 --> 00:08:43,633 BUT NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, YOU'RE PAST THE PROBLEM. 187 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,039 YOU MAKE IT SOUND EASY. 188 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,025 IT IS. IT'S ALL UP HERE. 189 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,128 JUST PSYCH YOURSELF UP BEFORE YOUR NEXT DEBATE AND YOU'VE GOT IT MADE. 190 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:51,846 IF ONLY I COULD. 191 00:08:51,915 --> 00:08:53,014 YOU CAN. 192 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,866 MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. 193 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,595 CAN YOU GIVE ME A BETTER GUARANTEE? 194 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,699 YOU KNOW WHAT MONEY'S WORTH THESE DAYS. 195 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,242 WELL, TODAY IS THE BIG DAY. 196 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,088 YEAH, WE GOT A DOUBLEHEADER GOING. 197 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,290 LISTEN, I PREDICT MARCIA'S GONNA PASS HER DRIVER'S TEST 198 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,015 WITH FLYING COLORS. 199 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,495 RIGHT. AND I PREDICT THAT JAN'S GONNA DO JUST GREAT IN TODAY'S DEBATE. 200 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,164 AND I PREDICT THAT YOU TWO ARE GREAT PREDICTORS. 201 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,298 HI. (Marcia) HI, ALICE. 202 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,867 (Greg) MORNING. 203 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,736 NOW, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT PSYCHING YOURSELF UP, JAN. 204 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,960 YEAH, BUT I'M STILL NERVOUS. 205 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,104 OH, RELAX, JAN. 206 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,673 WOMEN CAN'T BE GREAT AT EVERYTHING, 207 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,141 BUT THEY MAKE WONDERFUL DEBATERS. 208 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,364 OH! 209 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,377 LISTEN, DO YOU MIND IF I OFFER YOU A SUGGESTION? 210 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,869 OH, I'LL TAKE ANY ADVICE I CAN GET, DAD. 211 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,389 THERE IS A FAMOUS OLD STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO HAD TO GET UP AND SPEAK 212 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:36,157 IN FRONT OF SOME VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE. 213 00:09:36,226 --> 00:09:38,176 AND HE WAS PETRIFIED. I'M WITH HIM. 214 00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:40,277 YEAH, BUT A FRIEND GAVE HIM SOME ADVICE, SAYS, 215 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,815 "LOOK, WHEN YOU GET UP IN FRONT OF THOSE V.I.P.s, 216 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:46,017 YOU PICTURE THEM SITTING THERE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR." 217 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,852 IN THEIR UNDERWEAR? YEAH. 218 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,654 [all laughing] 219 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,456 OH, MIKE, IS THAT TRUE? 220 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,141 SURE, IT IS. WORKED LIKE A CHARM, TOO. 221 00:09:54,211 --> 00:09:55,376 BECAUSE IT MADE HIM REALIZE 222 00:09:55,445 --> 00:09:56,922 THAT HIS AUDIENCE WAS ONLY HUMAN. 223 00:09:56,946 --> 00:09:59,347 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T BE VERY FRIGHTENING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. 224 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:01,411 OH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN MINE. 225 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,650 [all laughing] 226 00:10:02,719 --> 00:10:04,559 I'LL REMEMBER THAT, DAD. THANKS. BYE-BYE. 227 00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:05,764 GOOD. BYE, HONEY. 228 00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:07,800 MARCIA, ARE YOU GONNA MEET YOUR FATHER AFTER SCHOOL? 229 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:08,935 YEAH, DAD'S GONNA DRIVE ME 230 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,502 TO THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES 231 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,655 AND THEN I'M GONNA DRIVE HIM HOME WITH MY NEW LICENSE. 232 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,679 THEN WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER DRIVER IN THE FAMILY. 233 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,910 AND THEN YOU START DOING MY CHORES. NO WAY, MR. MAN DRIVER. 234 00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:19,934 OH-OH. NO FIGHTING. BYE-BYE. 235 00:10:34,484 --> 00:10:36,595 YOU FEEL OK, HONEY? TERRIFIC, DAD. 236 00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:39,939 ESPECIALLY AFTER SCORING 98 POINTS ON THE WRITTEN EXAM. 237 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,190 THAT'S 4 POINTS BETTER THAN GREG GOT. 238 00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:46,261 GOOD GIRL. 239 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:48,374 (examiner) HOW ARE YOU, SIR? PRETTY GOOD, THANK YOU. 240 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,430 GOOD. 241 00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:51,299 MARCIA BRADY? YES, SIR. 242 00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:53,801 ALL SET, MISS BRADY? 243 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,136 YOU CAN START THE CAR NOW. 244 00:10:55,205 --> 00:10:57,405 UH, NOT UNTIL YOU FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT. 245 00:10:57,474 --> 00:10:58,673 OH, YES. 246 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,110 ALL RIGHT, MISS BRADY, YOU CAN START THE CAR NOW. 247 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,004 START THE CAR, PLEASE, MISS BRADY. 248 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:16,974 YOU NERVOUS, MISS? 249 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,879 TURN THE IGNITION ON, PLEASE. 250 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,619 [car engine starting] 251 00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:32,940 [gear grinding] 252 00:11:41,151 --> 00:11:42,317 [tires squealing] 253 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,920 [radio static] 254 00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:23,472 HEY, LOOK, THEY'RE HERE! 255 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,177 MARCIA, WE'VE BEEN WAITING. 256 00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:27,878 YEAH, TAKE US FOR A RIDE. 257 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,247 NOT NOW, KIDS. 258 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,583 BUT SHE PROMISED TO DRIVE US WHEN SHE GOT HER LICENSE. 259 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,985 BY THEN, I'LL BE TOO OLD TO DRIVE. 260 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,639 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? 261 00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:40,620 WELL, SHE DID WHAT A LOT OF OTHER NEW DRIVERS HAVE DONE. 262 00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:41,726 [birds chirping] 263 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,514 YOU MEAN SHE ALREADY GOT A TICKET? 264 00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,933 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 265 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,502 I FROZE AT THE WHEEL. 266 00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:52,104 OH, I'M SORRY, MARCIA. 267 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,749 BUT I'M SURE THAT NEXT TIME... 268 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,373 I'D RATHER HITCHHIKE THROUGH LIFE THAN GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 269 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,892 WELL, YOU ACTUALLY FOUND YOUR WAY HOME FROM YOUR DRIVER'S EXAM. 270 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,616 HEY, HOW'D YOU DO? 271 00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:06,117 OK, SO YOU WON THE BET. 272 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,453 GO AHEAD, MAKE JOKES, RUB IT IN! 273 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,055 HEY, I WAS JUST TEASING YOU. WHAT HAPPENED? 274 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,460 WOMEN. 275 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,863 MOM, DAD, CAN WE SAY SOMETHING? 276 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,732 ABOUT WHAT? 277 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,434 ABOUT MARCIA'S PROBLEM. 278 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,219 YEAH. SEE, WE'VE GOT SOME FANTASTIC IDEAS ON HOW TO HANDLE IT. 279 00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,656 GOOD. HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE IT? 280 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,186 WELL, IF SHE WERE MY DAUGHTER, 281 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,777 I'D MAKE HER WRITE OUT 500 TIMES 282 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,886 "I FLUNKED THE DRIVER'S TEST." 283 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,217 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S A THOUGHT. 284 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,701 AND IF SHE WERE MY DAUGHTER, 285 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,837 I'D STOP HER ALLOWANCE FOR A WHOLE YEAR. 286 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,541 IF YOU SHOULD FLUNK YOUR DRIVING TEST, 287 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,643 IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO DO WITH YOU? 288 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,420 COME ON, CINDY. LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE. 289 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,904 MRS. BRADY, DO YOU FIGURE THAT MARCIA WILL BE JOINING YOU FOR DINNER 290 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,240 OR SHALL I FIX UP A TRAY FOR HER ROOM? 291 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,669 MAYBE YOU BETTER MAKE THAT 2 TRAYS, ALICE. 292 00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:06,661 2 TRAYS? 293 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:09,497 DEPENDING ON HOW JAN DOES TODAY IN HER BIG DEBATE. 294 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,044 WELL, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, 295 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:14,028 WHY DON'T WE MOVE THE DINING ROOM TABLE UP INTO THE GIRLS' ROOM? 296 00:14:17,473 --> 00:14:18,606 ALICE. 297 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,675 OH, MOM, DAD. 298 00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:22,043 (Carol) WHAT? 299 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,257 WE WON THE DEBATE. I REALLY CLOBBERED MY OPPONENT THIS TIME. 300 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,641 GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 301 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,882 FIRST, I PSYCHED MYSELF UP LIKE MARCIA SAID, 302 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,150 AND THEN YOUR IDEA REALLY WORKED, DAD. 303 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:33,321 WHEN I IMAGINED THE AUDIENCE AND ALL THE TEACHERS THERE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR 304 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,900 I COULD HARDLY KEEP FROM LAUGHING. 305 00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:37,292 YOU SHOULD SEE MY PRINCIPAL IN BOXER SHORTS. 306 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,280 WELL, I'M GLAD IT HELPED. 307 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,532 HOW DID MARCIA'S DRIVER'S TEST GO? 308 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,640 I'M AFRAID IT DIDN'T GO AS WELL AS YOUR DEBATE, HONEY. 309 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:48,987 DARN. 310 00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,214 HI. 311 00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:01,316 HI. 312 00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,384 I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 313 00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,063 I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 314 00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:06,487 HOW'D YOUR DEBATE GO? 315 00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,055 FINE, THANKS TO YOU. 316 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,141 YEAH. 317 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,711 OH, I AM REALLY GREAT. 318 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,878 RESOLVED. 319 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,458 YOU CAN SIT THERE FULL OF SELF-PITY 320 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,548 OR YOU CAN BE MATURE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 321 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:18,750 PICK A SIDE. 322 00:15:18,819 --> 00:15:20,597 JAN, I DON'T WANNA PICK A SIDE, 323 00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,599 AND STOP THROWING MY OWN WORDS AT ME. 324 00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,223 WELL, THEY HAPPENED TO BE GOOD WORDS. 325 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,841 YOU WERE JUST SCARED BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR FIRST TRY. 326 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:29,911 WELL, FROM NOW ON I'M GONNA BE A DEVOUT PEDESTRIAN. 327 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,263 YOU CAN DISH IT OUT BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, HUH? 328 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,009 WELL, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 329 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:37,836 WELL, AT LEAST I HAD THE COURAGE TO TRY YOUR ADVICE, AND DAD'S, TOO. 330 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,971 ABOUT THE AUDIENCE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR? 331 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:43,908 WELL, MY SITUATION'S DIFFERENT AND IT'S MAYBE EVEN WORSE. 332 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,360 WHY? 333 00:15:45,429 --> 00:15:46,844 BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME! 334 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,953 GREG? YEAH, COME IN. 335 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,754 ABOUT OUR BET. 336 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,323 LOOK, FORGET ABOUT THAT. 337 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,291 IT WAS JUST A FUN BET, THAT'S ALL. 338 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,945 NO, I LOST AND I HAVE TO DO YOUR HOUSE CHORES FOR 6 MONTHS. 339 00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:06,331 HOW ABOUT A NEW BET? 340 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,951 I'M GONNA TAKE MY DRIVER'S EXAM AGAIN. 341 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,753 JUST PASS THE TEST, THAT'S ENOUGH. 342 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,987 [chuckling] NO BETS. 343 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,356 IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR A GIRL. 344 00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,125 ARE YOU CHICKEN, GREGORY? 345 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,844 ME? CHICKEN? 346 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:23,112 THE LOSER DOES THE WINNER'S CHORES FOR A WHOLE YEAR. 347 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,736 MARCIA, SIT DOWN. 348 00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:31,306 I THINK YOU'RE HAVING A DIZZY SPELL. 349 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,657 IS IT A BET OR NOT? 350 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,710 AND THIS TIME I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR EXAM SCORE. 351 00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:37,939 OK, WOMAN DRIVER, IT'S A BET. 352 00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,230 WELL, SHE'S ALL YOURS, HONEY. 353 00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,944 NOW, JUST RELAX AND TRY TO REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS WE TALKED ABOUT, OK? 354 00:16:57,968 --> 00:16:59,846 I'LL BE FINE, DAD. ALL RIGHT. 355 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,335 (examiner) HOW ARE YOU TODAY, SIR? 356 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,482 ONCE WE GOT OUT OF THE GARAGE, IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 357 00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:04,589 DAD! 358 00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:06,441 YOU KNOW, I, UH... 359 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:09,210 I HOPE YOU'RE BETTER PREPARED THIS TIME, MISS BRADY. 360 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,923 YES, SIR. I THINK I AM. 361 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,464 WELL, LET'S FIND OUT FOR SURE. 362 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,368 AND MY SEAT BELT IS FASTENED SO YOU CAN START THE CAR NOW. 363 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,770 YES, SIR. 364 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:27,912 START THE CAR, PLEASE. 365 00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:38,205 SOMETHING FUNNY, MISS BRADY? 366 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,458 IF YOU ONLY KNEW. 367 00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,462 [car engine starting] 368 00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,869 CONGRATULATIONS. A TEMPORARY DRIVER'S LICENSE. 369 00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:58,337 WHAT KIND OF A SCORE DID YOU GET? 370 00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,361 92. 371 00:17:59,429 --> 00:18:00,661 4 POINTS LESS THAN I GOT. 372 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:02,241 BUT I GOT A 98 ON THE WRITTEN EXAM. 373 00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:04,159 THAT'S 4 POINTS HIGHER THAN YOU. 374 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,250 SO YOU BOTH SCORED 190. 375 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,198 WELL, I GUESS THAT SORT OF CANCELS OUR BET, DOESN'T IT? 376 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,454 YOU LUCKED OUT. 377 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,718 I DON'T THINK IT WAS LUCK. MARCIA'S A GOOD DRIVER. 378 00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:14,637 I JUST WISH WE COULD SETTLE THIS SOME WAY. 379 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,989 I'D PROVE I'M AS GOOD A DRIVER AS YOU ARE. 380 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,129 THAT'LL BE THE DAY. 381 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,315 YOU'D FOLD UNDER PRESSURE LIKE BEFORE. 382 00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:22,467 YOU KNOW, MAYBE THERE IS A WAY WE CAN SETTLE THIS. 383 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,597 I'D LOVE THAT. ME, TOO. HOW? 384 00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,254 TRUCK DRIVER STYLE. 385 00:18:26,323 --> 00:18:28,835 THEY HAVE A BIG CONTEST EVERY YEAR TO FIND THE BEST DRIVER, RIGHT? 386 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,141 I SAW IT ON TELEVISION. 387 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,459 SO DID I. 388 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,439 THEY SET UP REGULAR OBSTACLE COURSES FOR THE DRIVERS. 389 00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:34,863 WE CAN MAKE UP ONE OF OUR OWN. 390 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,290 (Mike) YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 391 00:19:00,924 --> 00:19:03,708 OK. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 392 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,878 NOW, THE PARKING LOT'S EMPTY SO THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH OTHER CARS. 393 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,025 NOW, THE IDEA IS TO DRIVE THROUGH THE OBSTACLE COURSE 394 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,169 WITHOUT HITTING ANY OF THE PYLONS. 395 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,385 AND WHOEVER HITS THE LEAST WINS, RIGHT? 396 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,669 RIGHT. 397 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,905 SUPPOSE WE END UP IN ANOTHER TIE? 398 00:19:17,974 --> 00:19:20,024 OH, YOUR FATHER ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT. 399 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,704 AFTER YOU COMPLETE THE COURSE, 400 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,009 KEEP ON GOING UNTIL YOU GET TO THAT PYLON. 401 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,182 NOW, IF YOU'RE TIED, 402 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,963 THE ONE WHO STOPS CLOSEST TO IT WITHOUT TOUCHING IT, WINS. 403 00:19:30,987 --> 00:19:32,603 WE COULD STILL BE TIED. 404 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,121 OH, DREAMER. 405 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,152 HEY, DAD, HOW IF SOMEONE JUST BARELY TOUCHES THAT PYLON? 406 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,125 UH, YOUR FATHER ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT, TOO. 407 00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:41,261 YEAH, THE TRUCK DRIVERS' CONTEST HAS AN ELECTRONIC BEEPER. 408 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,450 WE HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE PRIMITIVE. 409 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,548 ALICE? 410 00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:46,834 [clucking] 411 00:19:46,903 --> 00:19:48,202 [all laughing] 412 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,304 OK. 413 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:50,871 NOW, 414 00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:55,943 ANYONE WHO KNOCKS THE EGG OFF THE PYLON IS A LOSER. 415 00:19:58,048 --> 00:19:59,747 OK, HERE SHE GOES. 416 00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:01,577 GOOD LUCK. OK. YEAH. 417 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,562 (Carol) THERE YOU GO. 418 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,230 YOU'LL NEED IT. (Alice) ATTA GIRL. 419 00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:06,721 [all cheering] 420 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,322 (Mike) GOOD. 421 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,680 (Alice) VERY GOOD. 422 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:20,685 YEAH. 423 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,653 [all chattering] 424 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,346 SHE'S DOING GOOD. LOOK! 425 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,025 [all cheering] 426 00:21:04,146 --> 00:21:05,457 (Jan) OH, LOOK, HERE SHE COMES. 427 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,575 OH, HERE SHE COMES. 428 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,832 SHE'S ALWAYS HAD GOOD LUCK. 429 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,000 COME ON, HONEY. 430 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,253 YOU GOT 20 FEET. 431 00:21:16,392 --> 00:21:17,909 [all cheering] 432 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,772 (Carol) NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 433 00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:21,895 (Mike) ALL RIGHT. 434 00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:23,497 FANTASTIC! 435 00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,682 HERE WE GO. 436 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,034 HOW CLOSE IS SHE? 437 00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:28,369 AN INCH AND A HALF. 438 00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:29,637 [laughing] TERRIFIC. 439 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,405 AN INCH AND A HALF? RIGHT. 440 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,038 TALK ABOUT LUCKY. YEAH. 441 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,594 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ANY CLOSER THAN THAT? 442 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,396 OH, YEAH. SURE. 443 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,930 YOU'LL SHOW HER. YEAH. 444 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,132 YOUR TURN, GREG. 445 00:21:43,019 --> 00:21:44,179 RIGHT. 446 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,989 [all chattering] 447 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,037 (Carol) OH, CLOSE! 448 00:21:56,966 --> 00:21:59,326 (Alice) CAREFUL! 449 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,338 (Bobby) OH, BE QUIET. 450 00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,843 HE'S GOING TOO FAST. 451 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,863 [mimicking Jan] OH, HE'S GOING TOO FAST. 452 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,187 (Greg) GOT TO GET CLOSER THAN AN INCH AND A HALF. 453 00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:44,828 I'VE GOT TO WIN. I'VE GOT TO BEAT MARCIA. 454 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,939 I GOT TO DO IT. I GOT TO... 455 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,658 [tires screeching] 456 00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:59,037 (Marcia) HA! I WON! 457 00:22:59,061 --> 00:23:00,261 (Jan) GOOD ONE. 458 00:23:00,329 --> 00:23:01,428 [girls laughing] 459 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,455 GREG, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THE BET. 460 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,523 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO MY CHORES. 461 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,959 I LOST. I'LL PAY. 462 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:18,129 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE'RE BOTH GOOD, SAFE DRIVERS 463 00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:19,964 NOT WHO KNOCKED OFF THE EGG. 464 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,399 YEAH, SURE. 465 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:24,947 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT. 466 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,183 THIS TIME I FOLDED UNDER PRESSURE. 467 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:29,574 WELL, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY. 468 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,478 EXCUSE ME. COULD I SAY A FEW WORDS? 469 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,746 SOMEBODY AROUND HERE OWES ME AN EGG. 470 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,319 PETER, WILL YOU BE OUR JUDGE? FOR WHAT? 471 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:50,361 BOBBY AND I MADE A BET ON WHO'S THE BEST BIKE RIDER. 472 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,463 WHAT'D YOU BET? 473 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,276 SAME THING AS GREG AND MARCIA. 474 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,579 THE PERSON WHO COMES CLOSEST TO THE STOP LINE WITHOUT GOING OVER, WINS. 475 00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:02,556 AND THE LOSER HAS TO DO THE WINNER'S CHORES FOR A WHOLE YEAR. 476 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,953 WELL, FIRST, YOU BETTER LOOK AT SOMETHING, BOBBY. 477 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,060 [birds chirping] 478 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,461 BE TOO EASY TO BEAT A DUMB OLD GIRL, ANYWAY. 479 00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:25,996 CHICKEN. 34597

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