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[male narrator]
Previously on "The OC.."

Where's my brother?

Trey's lookin' at 3 to 5 years.

You like Seth Cohen!

I mean I can't like Seth Cohen.

If you tell anyone,
I'll kill you.

[Caleb]
What have you two been doing?

I mean, Kiki tells me that you've been in the office

alone together every night
until 2:00 in the morning.

[Marissa] Aren't they the perfect couple?

They've been keeping
their romance a secret

but tonight,
the secret's out.

Mom, mom, no.
No recipes. Put them away.

This is Ryan's first
Thanksgiving in the house.

And we're gonna make
this meal as a family.

[laughing]
Okay. Seriously, where's Rosa?

No Rosa. Just us.

I, for one,
am ready for this challenge.

- Dad, the takeout menus.
- Sandy!

You sure
you wanna do this, honey?

- Yeah.
- Mom, no. No!

We're not ruining Thanksgiving!

Who said we are?

I wait for this event
every year. Mom, please.

Thanksgiving is my favorite..

It's my favorite holiday.
Everyone knows this.

My family was never
really into the holidays.

All the more reason
to make this special.

Are there pans?
Are there any pans anywhere?

Not inspiring
a lot of confidence, darling.

Do you know what I dream
about when I dream

about Thanksgiving,
which is, which is often?

'I dream about eating
so much deliciousness'

that all the blood rushes
to my stomach and I pass out

at the table.
Please don't deny me that.

That's just weird.

Well, I guess
we should start with the turkey.

Uh.. Um..

Do I.. Uh..

Oh, that's just
how she held you as a baby.

Sandy. Um, I guess we should
just, um, start basting?

I'll tell you what, I'll baste.

- That's a good idea.
- Well, are-are you sure?

Oh, I love to baste,
you know that.

Okay. Well, next up
is cranberries.

Uh, I got it.
Big fan of the cranberry.

Well, then I'll peel
the potatoes.

You know what, there's few
things as therapeutic

as peeling a potato.
I'm sorry.

- So, what am I supposed to do?
- Set the table.

Yeah. Setting
the table's important.

[phone ringing]

How about I get the phone?

Or you can answer the phone.

It's not gonna answer itself.

You own the phone.

Hello?

Yeah, I'll accept the charges.

Uh, yeah, he's, uh, he's right
here. H-hold on a second.

Uh, Ryan, it's your brother.

I'm just gonna, uh..

Yeah.

He's, uh,
he's calling from jail.

Well, he's gonna
be there for a while.

He's got an impressive record.

- Hey, did you ever meet him?
- No.

[Kirsten]
'It's just that I've gotten used
to Ryan in the family.'

You just, you kinda forget
that he has one of his own.

Hm.

Hey, bro.

Good. You?

[instrumental music]

What, today?
It's, it's Thanksgiving, Trey.

No. Yeah, I know. It's been
a long time. It's just..

Wasn't mom gonna see you?

Okay.

No, I wanna see you too.

It's been too long, so..

You too. Bye.

How's Trey?

Okay. He was hoping
I could visit him.

Holidays. He doesn't
wanna be alone.

Oh. Can you blame him?

So are you, uh,
are you gonna go?

Well, it's only
an hour away, um..

I could help out here,
go down and be back by dinner.

Well, great.
That'll be great.

You get to see your brother.

["California"
by Phantom Planet]

♪ California
here we come ♪

♪ Right back
where we started from ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ California ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ Oh ♪♪

[instrumental music]

People actually make stuffing?

What did you think?

I didn't.

So you should probably
be headed out soon.

I gotta finish the stuffing.

Then there's the gravy
and the candied yams.

Yeah, and if you find
enough cooking to last

three to five years,
then Trey will be out.

[sighing]
He's just gonna want something
from me. A favor, money.

And maybe not though,
maybe he just wants to see

his family on Thanksgiving.

- You don't know Trey.
- I know.

- You never talk about him.
- Not a lot to talk about.

Well, he's your brother.

But if you want,
I'll-I'll go with you.

- I'd like to meet him.
- No, you wouldn't.

Well, legally, Ryan, we're all
like brothers now, so I--

Someone's gonna have to keep
your mom away from the food.

Besides, you've
got Anna coming over.

Yes, I do.

- You think Ryan's okay?
- I think he'll be okay.

- Well, he-he needs to do this.
- Okay.

Let me get in there
and do some flipping.

No, no, honey, honey.
Seth really likes corn.

How do you expect me
to get better?

I don't! I-I'm sorry,
but the boys and I made a pact.

- A pact?
- A solemn promise.

- When?
- You were in the bathroom.

Look, I'm all for you
expanding your horizons

but not today,
we have guests

who, who expect that food
will actually be served.

Speaking of which, did you tell
Rachel about Jimmy?

No. Did you tell Jimmy
about Rachel?

No. He's freaked out enough.

First Thanksgiving
without his wife.

Well, I bet he'll have
less indigestion this year.

Unlike your father,
who will probably be in agony.

I can't believe he is having

Thanksgiving with Julie Cooper.

Because he's never
had it with us.

- Well, no complaint here.
- Mom, come on.

You're uncomfortably close
to the corn right now.

Can we just, can we just
back up a little bit?

[instrumental music]

I should have just gone
with Kaitlin to grandma's.

'Cause I really don't
wanna go to mom's.

I know, kiddo,
but just for an hour.

Why do we have to spend
Thanksgiving with him?

He's creepy.

[sighing]
Caleb's not creepy,
he's just..

He's just...scary.

- He's dating mom.
- I'm-I'm-I'm well aware.

Well, isn't that weird for you?

Look, your mom is..
She's, she's moving on.

But you know what,
I got news for you.

- 'So is your dad.'
- Really?

Well, not exactly.

I mean, yeah,
there's the fraud charges

and the whole bankruptcy thing.

You know, I mean,
I don't even have a job

so I'm not exactly
a catch, but, uh..

Feel free to disagree.

Look, I know
it's weird, alright?

But your mom
is still...your mom.

- She loves you.
- Mm-hmm.

Come on.

["We Drink On The Job"
by Earlimart]

Alright, I've gotta
get on the road.

Alright. Just give me
one second.

[Ryan]
Trey doesn't even read comics.

Yeah, he doesn't yet

but that's because he hasn't
seen the new "Titans."

"Titans." What about "Legion?"
That was kind of cooler.

The guy's in prison, man.
Have you seen Oz?

I'm sure that'll be fine.

But, yeah,
the new "Legion" is cooler.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Easy on my eau de toilette,
please.

Since when did you start
wearing cologne?

I'm-I'm sorry for...trying
to step it up a notch.

- Since today.
- Oh, right.

'Cause Anna's comin' over.

What? Uh, no.

Why would you, I mean,
why would you even wear eau..

I-I-I.. Anna? Are you
totally, uh, uh..

I don't even..
I don't. I couldn't.

- No.
- You like her.

No. What makes you
even think that?

What's the problem?
She's cool.

She's into you.

Okay, I need to, I need to
ask your advice on something

but you have to promise me,
okay, you have to promise me

that you will not tell
anybody, okay?

- Promise?
- Promise.

The other night,
on my grandfather's yacht

Summer attacked me
with her lips.

And she swore if I told anyone,
she would kill me.

Yeah, she's got
an interesting take on romance.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

So the first 16 years
of my life

I have no women,
now I have two.

Yeah, yeah,
I feel really bad for you.

- Oh, hey, thanks, buddy.
- No, seriously, man.

Tough, tough problem to have.

I liked it so much better
when you had no sense of humor.

[doorbell dings]

- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Hi.

- Welcome.
- Good to see you.

- Hi. Hey, how are you?
- Hey.

- Happy Thanksgiving.
- You look very nice.

- You too.
- Hi.

Just wanted to stop by
before I went to my mom's.

See if you wanted to talk.

Your pool house or mine?

It's a twist-off,
so that's classy, right?

- You've outdone yourself.
- Oh, yeah.

So Thanksgiving.
Big day. Excited?

Yeah, yeah.
New shirt?

Uh, I guess.

- Yeah, it's a, it's a tuck-in.
- Apparently.

And you wore your hair
like, uh...like this.

Well, I-I.. Yeah. I mean,
I wasn't aware that I..

Do I wear my hair any way?
I mean..

What, uh, what's going on?
Isn't, uh, it's just us, right?

- Hey, I'm a fan of the tuck-in.
- And your hair looks good.

["Breathe Easy" by Minibar]

- I gotta go. My mom's waiting.
- Okay.

I'll be back
in, like, an hour.

Great. I should
be back by 8:00.

- Where are you going?
- To see my brother.

- Oh, I thought he was in--
- He is.

But he called. He wants me
to drive down to visit him.

- You want company?
- No, it's okay.

You don't wanna, uh..

No, I wanna see where
you're from, where you lived.

You should be with your mom.

I feel like you have
this whole life

I don't know anything about.

- 'It's better that way.'
- No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Look, it's..
It's not my life anymore.

So, what does it matter, right?

♪ Clubs diamonds and spades ♪♪

[doorbell dings]

- Rachel!
- Hi! Happy Thanksgiving.

- Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you.
- Oh, so sweet.

- Oh, sure..
- Hi.

Hi. Thanks for coming.

Sure.

Well!

So this is the,
uh, the, the summer cottage

the.. For weekend getaways?

Oh, that means "Nice house"
in Rachel.

[laughing]

- Hi.
- Hi, um, I'm Jimmy, we met..

- Yeah, at La Roca.
- Right.

Right. Great.
Jimmy, Rachel.

Hey, w-why don't
you both...have a seat?

Okay.

[clears throat]

[instrumental music]

Okay, well, uh, I have to..

...check on something
in the kitchen.

As do I.

[chuckles]

- We suck!
- That was not very smooth.

I told you this was a bad idea.

- No, you didn't.
- Don't wanna know, don't care.

- Okay, so I'm gonna take off.
- Hey.

Just in case,
why don't you take this?

- Are you alright?
- Yeah.

Do you want anyone
to go with you?

No, no. I'm okay.

Okay, uh, well, um,
you should take the keys.

And, uh, I have a little
something for Trey.

Don't worry,
it's store-bought.

- Nice.
- Hey, later on, buddy.

- Alright.
- Oh-oh.

What, too much? Hey, seriously.
Did I, did I put too much on?

Did you guys hear
that Ryan's funny now? Ha ha.

[instrumental music]

- What are you doing?
- I'm coming with you.

- My mom said it was okay.
- She did?

Yeah, well, she's trying to stay
on my good side these days.

Uh, I don't know.

I do.

Thanks.

[instrumental music]

[chatter]

[clanking]

[music continues]

- Hey, little brother.
- Hi.

This is Marissa.

Hi.

Good to see you, man.

Uh, you know what?
You guys talk.

I'll, uh,
I'll just be over here.

[music continues]

Look at you, man.

Sorry I haven't come by
to see you.

You've been busy. Mom said you'd
done pretty good for yourself.

- How you been?
- You know. Not so good.

- What do you need?
- Don't say it like that, man.

Can't a guy just see
his brother on Thanksgiving?

- You tell me.
- Hey, forget about it, alright?

I didn't wanna have to call you,
but...I'm in trouble.

When we got arrested, I owed
some people a lot of money.

Money that I lost,
like, six grand.

- How'd you lose six grand?
- Atwood, bro.

You know our luck.

The people that I owe it to..

...they got friends in here
who like to remind me about it.

It's only gonna get worse.

I don't have that kind of money.

I'm not asking you
for the money.

So, what are you asking me for?

[music continues]

You can't tell me
where we're going?

Bus station. You're going home.

What? Ryan!

I have to pick up
a stolen car, okay?

That I have to drop off at some
chop shop to pay back a debt.

A stolen car.

Now you know
why you're not coming.

- But if you get caught--
- He's my brother.

If I don't do this..

I've got no choice, okay?

Me neither.
I'm not leaving you.

[intense music]

[Kirsten]
'Can you believe
Seth has a girl coming over?'

- I know!
- How can I help?

- Hi.
- You must be Anna.

- Sandy Cohen.
- Nice to meet you.

Uh, we're doing fine,
we're just, uh, working away.

Okay, if by "We"
you're referring to yourself

then somebody violated the pact.

I'm merely opening the wine.

A skill I feel
very confident about.

- No argument here.
- 'So, Anna, what's the deal?'

Your parents don't believe
in celebrating the genocide

of the American Indian?

Hardly. They went
to Pittsburgh

to have dinner
with the rest of the clan.

- Oh, you didn't wanna go?
- Uh, no.

It's kind of challenging
to sit at a table

with the Sterns at Pittsburgh
and still have an appetite.

It's sort of an anathema to the
whole spirit of Thanksgiving.

- Yes.
- Hey.

Sweet potatoes and, uh,
marshmallows and cornflakes.

Suddenly, suddenly
not so hungry.

Well, then, all you'll be
eating are your words.

[instrumental music]

Seth, a little help, please.

You're trying to set me up
with Jimmy Cooper.

- No, that's crazy.
- Yes, it is.

The man
is a white-collar criminal.

But a nice one.

How desperate
do you think I am?

- Don't answer that.
- Look, Jimmy's a good guy.

- He's a thief.
- And you're a lawyer.

It's a perfect match.

Hm.

You don't wanna deal
with what's going on between us.

There is nothing
going on between us.

You know that. We're coworkers,
we're friends. That's it.

Jimmy's cool,
he's funny, he's attractive.

It's not happening, Sandy.

- Okay, admit it.
- Admit what?

This whole thing
is a, is a setup.

Should I use orange candles
or brown candles?

Ah!

Just say it.

[sports commentary on TV]

- Hey.
- Hey.

Um..

You know, I-I didn't know
about the, you know, the..

Oh, me neither.

Okay, I just wanted to..

...wanted to make that..

- Good. Good.
- Clear.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Oh, come on,
break that tackle, baby.

- Oh. No, kill him.
- Yes.

- Kill him!
- Oh.

- Hit him! Hit him!
- He-could-go-all-the-way!

- Oh, man!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Dolphins fan.
- Huge. What are you?

- You're a Cowboys fan?
- Obsessed.

- Oh! We've got a game here.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we do.

[indistinct chatter]

- I don't want it.
- Why not?

No, 'cause it's,
it's two-week-old gravy.

[Anna]
'It's not, I just made it..'

Do you ever watch,
um, ESPN Classics?

Oh, my God,
I love ESPN Classics.

There's something about it,
you know. It's so, it's so..

[both]
Soothing. Yes.

- It's totally soothing.
- Totally.

[Jimmy]
'I don't know what that is.'

[doorbell dings]

Ah! The gruesome twosome!

That means, uh,
"Happy Thanksgiving" in Sandy.

Our caterer's truck broke down

with our entire
Thanksgiving feast.

I wanted to tell Marissa
that we're going out to eat.

- Except that she's not here.
- Or we could just eat here.

You don't mind, do you, Kiki?

- No. Why would I mind?
- Football's on, I forgot.

Cal, please, come on in.
Make yourself at home.

Why not? It's mine.

Well, I don't understand,
if Marissa's not here

where is she, with Ryan?

Uh, he went home.
He left this morning.

- Julie.
- Jimmy.

Rachel.

Uh-huh.

Rachel, Jimmy.
What's the score?

[instrumental music]

[sports commentary on TV]

["Different Stars"
by Trespassers William]

So this
is your old neighborhood.

♪ So you'd sing ♪

♪ A lullaby.. ♪♪

Ryan Atwood.

Theresa, hi.
Arturo in?

You're just gonna ask
for my stupid brother?

You're not even gonna tell me
where the hell you've been

for the last five months?

Uh, no.. Yeah, uh..

- Who's this?
- Hi. I'm Marissa Cooper.

So this is your new girlfriend.

- Oh, so you two were..
- 'Off and on.'

We grew up together.
I was the girl next door.

So am I.

- Yeah. Arturo?
- Yeah, he's here.

I'll explain later.

Uh-huh.

[instrumental music]

Mom, look who I found.

Oh, Ryan!

Where have you been? I haven't
seen your mom in a while.

- Yeah, me neither.
- Umm.

- And your brother?
- That's kind of why I'm here.

- So you're here for the car?
- Hey, man.

- Hey, man, how you been?
- This is Marissa.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- His girlfriend.
- Come on, man, let's go.

Might take us a minute
to get the engine going.

- Yeah. You-you wanna come?
- You go.

I'll hang out here.

- You could help us cook.
- Great.

Mom, don't ask her to help.
I'm sure she doesn't cook.

She's got maids for that.

[instrumental music]

- I don't know where she is.
- So you lost her.

She's supposed to be
at your house. You lost her.

Ooh, third and long.
Big play.

- They can't stay.
- I know.

Julie's gonna blow our whole
Jimmy-Rachel thing.

'All our hard work for nothing.'

- Who does he think he is?
- Oh, you leaving?

Well, it was good
to see you.

- Hey, Seth. How are you?
- Hey there, gramps.

- You remember Anna?
- How could I forget?

Alright.

Kiki, I know you're
upset with me.

- Perhaps we should talk.
- It's okay, dad.

I-I'm-I'm not upset with you
anymore. No talk needed.

Uh, not so fast.

You own the Heights, right?
The property above the wetlands?

- Not you too?
- You know, I was wondering.

How do you feel about
building a huge development

that only pollutes
and destroys hallowed ground?

Oh, that's quite a message
you're sending the youth

of Orange County, Caleb.

Has she read my report?

Is she aware of the estuary

we just announced
we're building?

Oh, everybody knows
that doesn't go far enough.

It's a Band-Aid
for a bullet wound.

- Oh, really?
- Really.

[doorbell rings]
I'll tell you what,
I'll get that.

[music continues]

Summer. Uh, hi.
What-what are you doing here?

Um, I'm trying
to have Thanksgiving.

'I was supposed to meet
Marissa at her house.'

'Cause there was no way
I was eating with my stepmom.

Why does she need tryptophan?
She's on Valium.

Oh, yeah, well, some of
the Coopers are here

but I-I don't know
where Marissa is.

Well, while I'm here, uh,
maybe we should talk.

Yes. What should we talk about?

About what didn't happen
on the yacht.

Oh..

So are you gonna
invite me in?

Uh, yeah, you know what?

Why don't we discuss this
in the pool house?

'Cause that's gonna
work for me.

Also, let's go around front

because we put some
new gardenias in the lawn

I think, I think
you'll be impressed about.

I'm gonna show you.

Huh, that's weird,
because-because they said

those gardenias should have been
in bloom by like Thanksgiving..

["Caravan"
by The Josh Buzon Trio]

Hey, what's going on?

- I just can't help it.
- Uh-huh.

And I certainly
can't explain it.

- You didn't tell anyone?
- Uh, no. Of course, not.

- Because I'll kill you.
- No, I believe you.

Could you do me a favor
and just wait one second?

'Cause I've got some green beans
I really need to go check on.

You're passing me up
for beans?

[chuckles]
No.

[music continues]

Is this Ryan?

You mean Snoopy?

'That's from
the eighth-grade musical.'

'"You're a Good Man,
Charlie Brown."'

'Theresa was Peppermint Patty.'

- And Ryan was Snoopy.
- He was so talented.

Ryan did musicals?

He quit when we got
to high school.

Wow, that's a really
pretty dress.

Yeah, that's when
me and Ryan went to

the winter dance
together last year.

'That was a crazy night.'

'We used to get in
all kinds of trouble.'

[instrumental music]

He just left.
You know that?

He was there one day and
next day his house was empty.

I don't think
he planned any of it.

He could have called.

'You know someone your whole
life, you grow up next to them.'

'I guess I didn't
know him at all.'

This car's hot, man.
Gattas will be psyched.

Your brother must owe him
a lot of money.

'That dude's crazier
than your brother is.'

Yeah.

So why are you back here
doing Trey's bitch work?

Look, Trey was my best friend.
But the guy's trouble.

I've noticed.

You don't have to do this.

You could just go back
to your new life.

What's Trey gonna do?

Let's just get this thing
running.

[crowd cheering on TV]

Well, you've been trying
to get him to come

to Thanksgiving for years.

The only reason
why he is here is because

his food didn't show up
and the game is on.

You know, you might wanna
slow down with that.

You're drinking on
an empty stomach.

Don't you tell me to slow down.
Tell him to hit the bricks.

Hit the bricks?

- Who talks like that?
- Don't you judge me.

I've a family that won't let me
cook for Thanksgiving dinner

I have a father who is using me
for my candied yams

and we are out of Merlot!

Do you want some privacy?

Oh..

I'll just..

- Hey.
- Anna! Why, hello there.

- Where you been?
- Uh.. Hmm?

You know, Ryan just asked me
to feed his sea-monkeys

while he was away.

Ryan has sea-monkeys?

I love those things!

Yeah, do you know what though?

You can't see them
because they're dead.

- Oh..
- Yeah, suicide.

You know how hard
the holidays can be. So..

Well, um..

The pool house is empty.

Maybe we could take some
alone time to hang out.

- Yeah.
- Away from everybody.

Yeah, let's do that.
Let's do that in my room.

- Even better.
- Alright!

[instrumental music]

Ha.

So..

This is your bedroom?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Hm.

Have you met Captain Oats yet?
I don't think you have.

Huh? Brr-rr.

Mm-hmm.

[chuckles]
Seth..

You didn't bring me here
to introduce me to Captain Oats?

No, I didn't.

That's what I thought.

[music continues]

I have cauliflower steaming.

So what I'm gonna do is, I'll
leave you here with Captain Oats

to get acquainted and I'll be
right back. Okay, thank you.

So the car's ready to go.

[cell phone rings]

- Hello?
- Man, it's me. Listen.

Now, uh, despite what the
Penthouse letters might suggest

two girls and one guy..
Uh, uh..

No, no, it's not really
all it's cracked up to be.

I know what you mean.

But can I call you back when
Marissa and I are on the road?

- Marissa's with you?
- Yeah, why?

[Seth]
'Uh, just her mom's here
looking for her.'

'But just call me,
call me back, okay?'

Yeah.

[whirring]

- Hey. So Marissa's with Ryan.
- What?

I said, I..
I said, Marissa's in Chino.

- I can't hear you.
- I said, Marissa is in Chino!

Wow, that actually happens
in real life.

- What? What did you say?
- Yeah, no.

I said that Marissa
has my chinos.

I love those pants.

Looks like we'll
be here a while.

- You ready to talk?
- Fresh margs?

So I'll see you again.

Mm-hmm.

- Good luck.
- Yeah. You too.

And, you know..

Sorry.

Me too.

This place isn't as fun
as it used to be.

[instrumental music]

So how come you didn't tell me
there was a Theresa?

How come you didn't tell me
about your mom?

Me and her haven't been
through enough.

- You're gonna put this on me?
- I didn't put anything on you.

- Who do you think she'll blame?
- I'll explain it to her.

Look, I never should have
brought you here.

I'm not gonna let you
do this alone.

Because you're my wheelman now?

Just go back to Newport,
I'll take a bus.

- Ryan!
- This is not a conversation.

You lied to me.

[music continues]

["Caravan" by
The Josh Buzon Trio]

Ugh. What is up with this shirt,
Cohen? Is it, like, childproof?

Alright. Well..

- Why don't you let me do it?
- Oh, way to take charge, Cohen.

- I have lipstick on my mouth?
- No.

Uh...no.

What?

This is happening.

Wait. What-what do you mean,
this is happening?

- No, no, no, Cohen!
- Ah! Ow!

You know what?
T-this can't be happening.

Yes, it can.
Come on, it just was.

I was just expressing
awe and delight

which now will be replaced
with a severe bruise on my ass.

I need to think
or eat something.

I feel a little lightheaded.
Can we go inside?

No, actually, um, I think
that it's best, then..

...if I go inside,
because I'm the host

and I, I bring food to you
'cause you're the guest.

And I think that's really
the most polite thing to do.

Also, you probably don't wanna
go in there right now

because my mom's cooking,
and that's something

that, that nobody
should witness.

Plus, my dad,
he's wearing an apron.

So that also falls
in the same category.

And my grandpa's talking
about politics in there.

Nobody likes politics.

Not when he talks about it,
it's very tense.

You don't wanna get all
tensed out or anything.

So stay here
where the relaxation is.

I'll be right back.

[sighs]

This is your fault because
you allowed her to go with Ryan.

I had no idea
she was doing this.

Well, that's encouraging.

What sort of father doesn't know
what his daughter is up to?

Oh, you're not serious.

I may be a lot of things,
but never a bad parent.

- Destroyer of the environment.
- Tyrannical land baron.

You stay out of this. I don't
know what you're doing here.

Oh, she's our guest.
Unlike some people.

Oh, so suddenly
you have standards

about who you let
into this house?

What does that mean?

Marissa wouldn't be in Chino

if she hadn't met
someone from Chino.

- Ryan's not the problem.
- You're right.

It's the over zealous
tree-hugger that brought him in.

Or the irresponsible parent
who's too busy

trying to get laid
on Thanksgiving.

Well, excuse me for
making up for lost time.

- Well, excuse me?
- Sorry, heat of passion.

Don't expect that
to happen very often.

Oh, people, please.
Feel free to share.

Does anyone want another drink?

Hey, Seth, would you run back
out to the pool house--

Can't talk, gotta go.

["Caravan"
by Gordon Jenkins]

Hey, Anna. What's up?

I'm beating Captain Oats
at Jenga.

I think it's his lack of
opposable thumbs

that give me
a certain advantage.

It's getting
a little weird in here.

Well, you left me alone
for so long

I guess I was going
a little...crazy.

Captain Oats is
a sore loser anyway.

Mm-hmm.

Have I mentioned
that Thanksgiving

is my favorite holiday?

Well, it is.

Aren't you kind of
hot in this?

- Yes, it is rather balmy.
- Hmm?

- Why don't you take it off?
- Why don't we?

I was never a fan of it anyway.

My mom picked it out,
I was like, "Mom, dude, I.."

I mean, wait, that's not true.
I dress myself. It's not true.

- I got it.
- Pull on this side--

- Don't worry, I got it.
- But that's where my head..

Oh, Seth?

Okay, that's two bruises today.

Two?

Yeah, the...first one
was from cooking.

Sw...sweet potatoes just
aren't as sweet

as they used to be anymore.

Speaking of which,
I've left them unattended.

I'm very neglectful.
So I'll be right back.

And what was that, Captain Oats?
He wants a rematch. Do that.

Do you want a rematch?

[music continues]

Back so soon?
Because I was just..

Ew! Oh, uh, I mean, not ew.

You're very attractive.
For a dad.

Distinguished, but..
Oh, my God.

["Latinos Mundial"
by Mellow Man Ace]

You Ryan?

This is a hot ride,
I'll tell you that.

Hard to believe your brother
could pull it off

because, uh, he's such
a stupid son of a bitch.

- Yeah, well, what do you think?
- What, huh? What?

- What do I think about what?
- We good?

You take the car,
Trey's off the hook.

Oh. Is that the deal?

- That's what he told me.
- Ha! You fellas hear that?

I've been waiting six months
for this, alright?

And there's something
called interest.

- I don't have anything.
- Interest needs to be paid!

Alright?

[honking]

[grunting]

Come on!
Get him! Get him!

Let's go!

[tires screeching]

- What the hell are you doing?
- I followed you.

Good idea.

The only thing I know about her
is she likes the Cowboys!

When was the last time we spent
Thanksgiving together?

- I have my work, you know that.
- And don't act so innocent.

I know, dad, but it's not like I
planned on this happening, okay.

Look, I get it. I mean, it's
a difficult position to be in.

I mean, you got Anna's
who's so smart--

- Yes! And very fun.
- She's adorable.

But Summer is..

- Summer?
- Yeah.

- You can't lead these girls on.
- No, right, I know, I can't.

Be a man.
Tell Anna you like Summer.

Right you are.
Except, well..

Oh, okay, well, then..

...tell Summer you like Anna.

Yeah, again, not so sure.

Something's burning.

Guys, I hate to interrupt you,
but-but there's, um..

Oh, my God, my turkey.

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh, that is one toasted bird.
- Come on, mom.

[coughing]

- Where are the takeout menus?
- Oh!

- Hey.
- Is everything okay?

Everything's fine.
Let me meet you back upstairs.

I thought I heard
the smoke alarm.

- Summer?
- Anna?

- Seth?
- Seth?

Holy awkward.
This is weird.

I wanna explain
everything to you guys--

- I kissed you.
- I know.

- I kissed you.
- Also true.

I always knew you were
a late bloomer, sweetie.

Thanks, mom.
Do not go. Please.

- Oh, you don't want her to go?
- No.

- No?
- I mean yes. I mean yes.

- That's it.
- Nice.

Okay, that was awkward with her
here. Now finally she's...gone.

Let me tell you something,
Summer..

I don't feel very good. Uhm.

["Orange County"
by Alexi Murdoch]

The car's delivered,
the debt's paid.

But I am never doing anything
for you again, you understand?

- I'm sorry, man.
- They could've killed me.

I know.

But I also know that no one else

would've done this for me.

But I get it.
We're done.

- Well, I'll come by to see you.
- Don't.

You've got a chance,
little brother.

You gotta leave me behind.
Leave all this behind.

- Take care of yourself.
- Yeah.

Well, you should jet.

You got people
waiting for you.

♪ Yes I had a dream I ♪

♪ Stood beneath an orange sky ♪

♪ With my brother standing by ♪

♪ With my brother standing by ♪

♪ I said brother
you know you know.. ♪

So that was Chino.

♪ It's a long road
we've been walking on.. ♪

And I guess I never realized
when you left..

...you left people behind.

♪ Brother, you know it is
you know it is.. ♪

I never wanna do that again.

You won't have to..

...Snoopy.

♪ And I had a dream I ♪

♪ Stood beneath an orange sky ♪

♪ With my sister standing by ♪

♪ With my sister standing by.. ♪

[sports commentary on TV]

So we should watch
a game sometime.

Yeah, yeah. No, yeah,
I'd like, uh, I'd, uh ..

I don't know if I'm, uh..

Well, when you're ready.

Yeah.

That was good.

Oh, thank God.
Are you okay?

Yeah, mom.
I'm fine.

Why didn't you tell me
you were going?

- Well--
- Julie. It's Thanksgiving.

Lo mein?

Hey, man.
What are you doing?

- Not lying with Captain Oats.
- Uh, why are you on the floor?

I figured I'd just
end up here anyway

so might as well
cut out the middleman.

- Looks like things went well.
- Yeah, same for you.

- Nice shiner.
- Yeah.

Uh, yeah. So can we sit
with you and Captain Oats?

Yeah. Please.

Hey, nothing says Thanksgiving
like mushu pork.

Thanks.

So, what did your brother say?

Goodbye.

- So Chino was, uh..
- It's good to be home.

♪ You who are my home.. ♪

Hey, so, Seth, did you know
that Ryan did musicals?

Ryan, that's extremely
minty of you.

'I didn't even know they had
musicals in Chino.'

I didn't even know they had
dancing or-or laughter.

That's 'cause no one
lived there as funny as you.

Hey, so we finally agree I'm the
funny one. Well, look at that.

Looks like we all learned
some valuable lessons

this Thanksgiving.

It's, uh, it's heartwarming.

♪ With my brother and my sister
standing by ♪♪

[theme music]