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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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Hey, late night party, Judy.
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Gah. Don't sneak up
on me like that.
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I'm from your imagination.
How can I possibly surprise you?
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I don't know, Alanis. Maybe
because I'm a young teen woman
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whose brain and heart are full
of mysterious twists and turns.
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Okay, okay.
You're up pretty late.
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Yeah. There was a big
town dance tonight.
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Oh, and did something happen?
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Uh, yeah, you could say that.
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JUDY: Moon and his friends pulled off a heist.
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One, two... Russell,
why are you lifting?
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I said roll, not lift.
It has wheels.
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-My Corn Caddy.
-Sorry, I panicked.
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JUDY: Dad might be swinging. No judgement.
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Ham and Crispin broke up.
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Crispin, here,
I bought you that ring,
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and I am breaking up with you.
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JUDY: Gill and I kissed,and Wolf and Honeybee got caught
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with their pants down, literally.
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-Wait, what?
-I know.
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Gill kissed you?
Ham and Crispin broke up?
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-I know.
-Your dad is a swinger?
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Honeybee and Wolf did it
in a corn truck?
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I know!
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Okay, do you want to hear
the story or what?
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Do I want to hear the story
of your entire family
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going fully bonkers
in the conkers
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at some sort of weird Alaskan
autumn-based social gathering?
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Uh, yes.
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The autumn-based event is called
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the Fall Frenzy Dance.
Now, we've talked about
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the annual Lone Moose
Fall Frenzy, right?
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Uh, we haven't, but please
do not tell me about it
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-with a historical flashback.
-JUDY: Uh, yeah.
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Back in the 1800s...
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ALANIS: Okay, too late.
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JUDY: ...the first Fall Frenzy Dance
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was held on the very last day
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of what could be called Fall,
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when the last little patch of water
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freezes over on Fall-Thru lake.
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After that, it's officially winter here.
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It was the final day
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to find a partner,
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switch a partner, or have
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a casual ankle-viewing encounter
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that might sustain your imagination
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through the winter hardships to come.
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At this dance, and all week
leading up to it,
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people are known to make very,
very, very, very bad decisions.
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Marriages start, marriages end,
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regular cousins
become kissing cousins.
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Back in 1977, there was
apparently a town orgy,
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and then everything shut down
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because no one could look anyone
in the eye for a full month.
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My point is,
during Fall Frenzy week,
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up is down, down is up,
and left and right?
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(laughing: I mean,
forget about it.
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That sounds a lot like
what would happen
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at Eddie Vedder's
Cheddar Double-Header,
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a music and cheese festival
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he used to host
in Tillamook, Oregon.
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Last time I went,
I saw Beck take a huge bite
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out of the GEICO lizard
in the VIP tent.
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Mm-hmm, yes.
That's exactly the vibe.
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And we Tobins are not immune
to the wanton freedom in the air
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during the week leading up
to the dance.
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Sure, this week started off with
us doing something very normal,
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our usual Sunday Serenades,
which is where we all sing
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compliments to each other.
Very normal.
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Yeah, very normal.
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♪ Moon is very organized ♪
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♪ And Judy has such gleaming eyes ♪
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♪ Dad's elbows are the perfect size. ♪
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Honeybee, I need to see you
in the guest house ASAP.
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Oh, no, what is it?
Is the furnace doing that thing
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where you think it's saying
your name again?
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Nope. I'll explain when
we get there. Come on, run.
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What was up with Wolf?
Was he dying?
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(chuckles) In a way.
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You see, Wolf has a little...
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he's got a little issue
with the Corn Caddy.
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So, hold on, it's a what Caddy?
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Corn Caddy. It's a food truck
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that occasionally comes through
town and serves corn on the cob.
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It's shaped like a giant ear
of yellow corn
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with a big butter pat on it,
and it glistens in the sun.
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Oh, how it glistens.
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And it makes you H-O-R-N-Y?
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Extremely.
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And that's why we had
to come back here and...
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-Yup.
-Okay, okay.
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I got to get a peep
of this buttery Jeep,
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see what all the fuss is about.
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Oh, you're gonna love it.
It's so shiny.
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Uh-oh. I thought about it again.
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(laughs)
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I think I get it. I have
a weird thing about Slim Jims.
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I love those little perverts.
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And don't get me started
on Nerds candies.
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You're attracted
to Nerds candies?
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-Awoogah.
-Well, speaking of sweets,
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that was the only part
of the Fall Frenzy
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that interested Moon.
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And once we reach the door,
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we offload all the desserts
from the
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Fall Frenzy Dance
dessert table
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into the Dread Sled 2.0,
and vanish into the night.
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Or, more specifically,
to my house.
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Our garage freezer
is completely empty
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except for one package
of Healthy Boy Bacon Crammers.
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Oh, I love Bacon Crammers.
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Jamie and I always split one
when we watch the news.
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How many desserts do you think
we're looking at here?
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All in, we're talking
a score north of 240
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individual servings of sweets.
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Minimum 60 each.
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-(whistles)
-Yeah.
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Remember, tell no one.
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Especially not Quinn Notti,
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whose mom makes
the famous beaver brownies.
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She's smart and will figure out
what we're up to
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if she even gets a whiff.
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(Henry scoffs)
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Of course
we're not gonna tell her.
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You don't see the Hamburglar
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telling Ronald McDonald's
daughter what he's up to,
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and... (laughs) the Hamburglar
is the best in the biz.
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Uh, fun heist story, Jude,
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but let's get back to the fact
that you and Gill kissed.
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Oh, that, well, okay, fine.
Here's how it got started.
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I was just walking down the hall,
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innocently practicing my speech for debate class...
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And that concludes my argument
as to why Garfield
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permanently changed
lasagna culture... What? What?
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-What the... What's going on?
-Come with us, Miss.
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Guys, what is happening?
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This. This is happening.
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"Gill's Plan To Kiss Judy
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At the Fall Frenzy Dance."
Oh, my God.
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I was walking behind Gill
this morning
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when it fell out
of his notebook.
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It is detailed,
and it is specific.
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"Step one:
Show her my fingernails.
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Very clean." Oh, God.
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Step 14 really caught my eye.
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"Ask Judy whether she knows
how often sloths poop."
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I mean, of course I know that,
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it's once a week
at its most frequent,
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but how would that
lead to kissing me?
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The plan has 98 steps,
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so that must just be
when he's making conversation.
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Step 53 just says, "wiggle."
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Oh, God.
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Look, Kima and I are both
gonna be at the Frenzy,
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so we can run interference.
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Yeah, I broke up with Tab again
this morning
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because he couldn't name
one single female author,
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and then, when I got mad,
he said, "Fine, Baby Shark."
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-That's not good.
-Rough.
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So, yeah, I'm free
to Gill-block.
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Me, too. I'm only going
to the dance
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to see adults
acting drunk and weird.
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Thanks for helping me, guys.
I mean,
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Gill is nice, he is nice,
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but I am not interested
in him sexually,
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or sensually, or sexsensually,
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which is sex, but with
candles and a breeze.
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If he kissed me, it would be...
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(imitates video game
sound effects)
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-Game over for our friendship.
-(school bell rings)
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You know what I mean?
Oh, holy crud.
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What is step 74?
"Drop into the Gill Zone"?
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I pray we never have to know.
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Okay, so it sounds like you had
a pretty good plan in place
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to keep Gill from getting
his smackers on your crackers.
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What went wrong?
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Mm-hmm, yeah, gonna dive back
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into that shortly, can't wait,
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but I wasn't the only one
about to get caught up
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in the absolute swamp
of feelings
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that is the Fall Frenzy.
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JUDY: Thanks for the ride, Dad.
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Actually, guys,
I'm coming in with you.
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I need some new work gloves,
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and Crazy, Stupid, Gloves
is having a 30% off sale.
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Oh, look, Crispy,
there's still 15 minutes
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'til your shift starts
at Smoothie Boss.
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We have enough time
to stand in front
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of the Magic Eye poster kiosk
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with our arms around each other
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and watch that pair of dolphins
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emerge out of the field of dots.
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We're coming,
Richard and Susan Dolphin.
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Prepare to be seen.
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BEEF:
Oh, pardon my fingertips.
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Beef Tobin?
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Dell? I-I thought you'd gone
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to Susnita for salmon season.
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I did, and it just ended.
That's why I came back.
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You look ruddier
than I remember.
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Thank you. Your nose skin
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looks quite chapped.
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Please, there are people around.
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Beef, there's something
I have to tell you.
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During my salmon trip,
I met a gentleman.
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Understood.
I'll trouble you no more.
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No, wait.
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As you know, in the past,
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my suitors have always met
with gruesome deaths,
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which is why I was hesitant
to go out with you,
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but this new guy, Alan...
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-Damn his eyes.
-Beef.
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-Sorry.
-Well, he survived
our entire relationship.
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He got pretty severe
food poisoning at one point,
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but that's on him for eating a
French dip he found in the park.
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100%. But the relationship?
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It's ended, then?
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Yes, and that is why
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I feel bold enough to ask you:
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Would you go to the
Fall Frenzy Dance with me?
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-(chuckles) Yes.
-STORE CLERK: Um,
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if you keep holding hands
in the gloves,
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you'll have to purchase those.
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-Put them on my tab.
-You don't have a tab.
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I don't know who you are.
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I'm a man with a date
to the Fall Frenzy Dance
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and a new pair of gloves.
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So, is it all right
if we meet at the dance?
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I'll be coming straight
from helping my cousin out
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with her sausage-making
business.
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I pick the bones and gristle
out of the meat mush.
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00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,358
Of course you do.
248
00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:32,569
-Anyhow, toodle-loo.
-Farewell.
249
00:08:32,587 --> 00:08:34,738
I hate to see her leave,
but I enjoy
250
00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:36,740
when she is walking
away from me.
251
00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,666
-Beef?
-Oh. Hello, Ms. Meatweep.
252
00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,910
I thought that might be you,
and then I thought,
253
00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:44,264
"Greta, just because a man looks
exactly like a person you know
254
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,100
who looks exactly like that,
doesn't mean it's him."
255
00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:48,527
Anyway, I'm so glad it is you
256
00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:50,362
because I was meaning
to call you to ask you
257
00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:52,531
to go to
the Fall Frenzy with me.
258
00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:54,199
The Frenzy. Yes, I...
259
00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,183
-Oh, you said yes.
-Oh, uh, I-I...
260
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,594
Wonderful. I'll meet you there
261
00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,186
-because I have a late
doctor's appointment.
-Mm.
262
00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:00,764
Unfortunately, I've developed
263
00:09:00,857 --> 00:09:02,265
-a condition
called creamy clavicle.
-Mm.
264
00:09:02,284 --> 00:09:04,601
All neck jewelry
just slides right off.
265
00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:06,102
Okay, see you there.
266
00:09:06,104 --> 00:09:08,121
Wait. Come back. No.
267
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,106
Two dates to the same dance.
268
00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:12,108
My God, what have I done?
269
00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,110
Ooh, and this one's a ring pop.
270
00:09:14,203 --> 00:09:16,780
-Sir, no it's not.
-Well, it should be.
271
00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:18,039
-It's delicious.
-Oh, wow.
272
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,540
I love Magic 8 Balls.
273
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,376
They're like little goth
grapefruits with wizards inside.
274
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,063
Looks great.
Really brings out your knuckles.
275
00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,731
I don't have $19
to spend right now.
276
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,568
I'm saving up to buy my dad
a mystery kite for his birthday.
277
00:09:29,719 --> 00:09:31,811
It comes with a blindfold
that you can't take off
278
00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,220
until it's up in the air.
279
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,631
Well, time to go
to work. Shall we?
280
00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:37,801
Actually, um, I'm gonna
go check the "you are here"
281
00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:39,393
on the mall directory map
real quick.
282
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,745
I don't think I'm there.
283
00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:43,081
All right, see you later,
sweet Sir Tobin of Hamelot.
284
00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:44,231
See you.
285
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,809
I'll take this
8 Ball ring, please.
286
00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:47,977
It's a surprise
for my boyfriend. (chuckles)
287
00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:50,071
Yeah, well, here's a surprise
for you, honey,
288
00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:51,256
I don't really care.
289
00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:52,591
I see what
290
00:09:52,742 --> 00:09:54,408
you're saying about creating
a whole new category
291
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,595
of handsome guys
called Tank Top Tonys.
292
00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:58,004
Oh, hey, there's that truck
293
00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,764
-you like. Wolf?
-(sensual music playing)
294
00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:01,991
Oingo boingo.
295
00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:03,250
Babe?
296
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,770
Are you there, God?
It's me, horny.
297
00:10:05,997 --> 00:10:07,254
Wolf, stop!
298
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,498
-(screams, grunts)
-(gasps)
299
00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,925
-Babe, you okay?
-Oh, no, my bones.
300
00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,335
Well, Judy, I say
301
00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:13,761
you ought to just kiss Gill.
302
00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:16,448
He has such a gentle energy,
like an anesthetized owl.
303
00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:19,342
Ew, Alyson, no.
I'm not kissing Gill or an owl.
304
00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:21,194
Unless it was, like-like,
a dangerous owl
305
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,513
that rode a motorcycle
and called me "Judy Baby."
306
00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:26,516
Mm-kay, that could be something,
that could be something for me.
307
00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,351
-Judy.
-Oh, hey, Dad.
-Hello, Beef.
308
00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:29,794
I was just telling Judy
about the benefits
309
00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,780
of dating nice guys and...
Hey, that gives me an idea.
310
00:10:32,874 --> 00:10:35,133
Would you like to go to
the Fall Frenzy Dance with me?
311
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,693
-Um...
-ALANIS: Oh, no.
312
00:10:36,711 --> 00:10:38,303
Your Dad said yes, didn't he?
313
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:39,620
You bet he did.
314
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,122
He was in the frenzy
up to his french fries.
315
00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,475
Three dates.
A classic father four-way.
316
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:44,643
Judy, that sounds weird.
317
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,220
-You're telling me.
-So, what happened next?
318
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,872
And when are you gonna spill
about Gill?
319
00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:51,057
Oh, I'd love to tell you
about it, I just--
320
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,709
I'm so into that,
but I... I have to pee.
321
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,561
Really? You're not just saying
that to avoid telling me?
322
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,047
No. I really have to pee.
And I also have to poop,
323
00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,249
and it's all-- it's a lot.
So, I'll be right back.
324
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:01,809
I didn't need to know
about the poop.
325
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,620
JUDY:
Hey, don't be a prude, Alanis.
326
00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:09,167
-Okay, I'm back.
-Wonderful.
Now, let's buckle down
327
00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:11,060
and hear how Gill
managed to kiss you.
328
00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:12,912
Yes... girl. (laughs)
329
00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:14,597
I can't wait to tell you that,
but first,
330
00:11:14,599 --> 00:11:16,157
let me tell you a little bit
more about Ham.
331
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,751
Before we knew it, it was the night of the dance.
332
00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:19,903
And so, Crispin,
333
00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:22,071
I offer you this ring
as a token...
334
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,573
Hey, Ham, we're--
335
00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,684
Oh, my goodness,
is that a ring? (gasps)
336
00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:28,077
-Are you proposing?
-What? No.
337
00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:30,504
Crispin just liked this ring at
the mall, so I got it for him.
338
00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:32,916
Wait, do you think he's
gonna think I'm proposing?
339
00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:35,009
Is this too much? Oh, God.
340
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,010
You getting hitched?
341
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,178
(scoffs) Seriously,
342
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,679
can everyone stop saying that?
343
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,533
It's just a $19 ring I bought
for my boyfriend for fun.
344
00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:44,185
Oh, why couldn't he have
just liked an anklet?
345
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,854
Ham, relax. It'll be fine.
He'll love it.
346
00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,281
Don't do that thing
347
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:49,949
where you let absolutely
everyone get in your head.
348
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:53,044
Oh, God, do I do that?
You're right, I do do that.
349
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:54,879
Oh, why do I do that?!
350
00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:56,530
Ham, remember what tonight is.
351
00:11:56,624 --> 00:11:58,883
You're frenzying.
Don't make me pinch you.
352
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,610
-Please pinch me.
-I'll do it.
353
00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:02,111
Ow. Damn it. (sighs)
354
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,780
That's much better.
Thank you, Moon.
355
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:04,964
No prob.
356
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,391
BEEF: Children,
357
00:12:06,468 --> 00:12:08,785
before we go in,
I need a little dating advice.
358
00:12:08,878 --> 00:12:12,121
I'm afraid that I have fallen
into a frenzy hole
359
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,306
of epic proportions.
360
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,958
What are you talking about, Dad?
361
00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:17,051
I accidentally said yes
to three dates.
362
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,929
GILL: Step one, show Judy my fingernails.
363
00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:21,406
-Very clean.
-(gasps)
364
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,725
(stammers) Sorry, Dad, we're
gonna have to help you later.
365
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,652
Right now, I need everybody
to form a circle around me
366
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,580
and walk me into the building
in a protective huddle
367
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:30,807
that will not let any outsider's
lips anywhere near me.
368
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,308
-Copy that, Judy.
-But, guys,
369
00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:34,160
I'm about to be
a total doof in there.
370
00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,496
Yeah, well, doof it up, Dad.
It's Fall Frenzy.
371
00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:38,648
Okay, we're about
halfway there and...
372
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:42,260
-Lordy, Lordy, look who's corny.
-(sensual music playing)
373
00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:44,245
-Wolf.
-I'm just gonna go
stand near it.
374
00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,746
I-I'll be careful, I-I promise.
375
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,173
All right,
but I'm coming with you.
376
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,582
You aren't safe near that cob.
377
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,993
But, guys, I need you.
378
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,828
It's Fall Frenzy, Judy.
You said it yourself.
379
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:55,331
Ugh. Fine. Moon, Ham, can you
continue to shuffle me in?
380
00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:59,185
Let the continued
sister shuffling commence.
381
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:02,113
Hmm... Maybe if I see
any of my dates tonight,
382
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:04,282
I'll just say,
"Draculas," and point.
383
00:13:04,509 --> 00:13:07,176
Ah, no. Then they'll turn
to where I'm pointing,
384
00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:09,178
and they'll see
there are no Draculas.
385
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:11,105
I could say,
"The president needs me,"
386
00:13:11,199 --> 00:13:12,624
and pretend to talk
into my cell phone.
387
00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:15,960
(grunts) If only I were
someone else tonight.
388
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,611
Maybe that's it.
389
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,964
Maybe I should just claim
to be someone named... Derek,
390
00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:21,557
and run away politely.
391
00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:23,543
All right, that's the plan.
I'll just stay calm
392
00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:24,861
-and...
-Beef?
393
00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,121
No, I'm Derek. Politely.
394
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,957
Okay, guys, if you could just
shuffle me over to Kima.
395
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:31,643
Hey. Crispin.
396
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,703
-Russell, Henry.
-Guys, no, I...
397
00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:37,131
-Oh, hi, Judy.
-ALANIS: Wait, so he didn't show you
398
00:13:37,225 --> 00:13:38,650
-his very clean fingernails?
-Nope.
399
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,151
And he didn't do
step two, either,
400
00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:41,986
which was, "tell her
I know what CVS means."
401
00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,380
-What does it mean?
-Well, I guess I'll never know.
402
00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:46,215
And he also
didn't do number six,
403
00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:47,383
which was, "wink and twirl."
404
00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:48,976
I mean, I was standing
right there.
405
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,236
Huh. So it was like he...
406
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:51,812
Lost interest in kissing me.
407
00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:55,074
Did something change about me
in the last couple days? (gasps)
408
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,894
Do I have a piece of buttered
toast stuck to my back again?
409
00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,170
Don't let your guard down, Judy.
410
00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:00,505
He's probably just
biding his time.
411
00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:03,824
Uh-oh. He's on the move.
He's... he's... huh.
412
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,418
He's just heading
to the soup station.
413
00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:07,846
He's getting a handful
of gazpacho,
414
00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:09,255
like with his actual hands.
415
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,091
But what about his
"fingernails, very clean"?
416
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:14,352
Ah, there you are, I've been
looking all over for...
417
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:16,337
Not now, Dell.
The president needs me
418
00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:18,172
because there are
so many Draculas.
419
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,599
-What?
-Go for Derek.
420
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,359
-Hey, Beef.
-Sorry, Alyson, can't talk.
421
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:25,029
What's that, sir? The Draculas
are in the White House?
422
00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:26,272
What in the world?
423
00:14:26,424 --> 00:14:28,758
-What do you have there?
-This?
424
00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:29,942
Oh, it's my hand.
425
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,611
I use it for all kinds of stuff,
426
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,614
like... this... and, um, that.
427
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:37,600
All right. You want to get
our picture taken?
428
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:38,768
We could do a wacky one.
429
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,453
Oh, wow, the bathroom line
is short,
430
00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:42,881
maybe I'll go take advantage
of that. Be right back.
431
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:44,774
(Ham sighs)
432
00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:47,201
-What do you got there?
-Oh, it's a ring
for my boyfriend.
433
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,113
-Proposing, huh?
-What-- No. Absolutely not.
434
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:52,448
I'm 17,
and I'm not gonna let
435
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:53,874
someone else get
in my head about this.
436
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,286
I got married at 17 to my
high school sweetheart, Trishup.
437
00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,047
My angel. Thought it was love.
438
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,382
And it wasn't?
439
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,459
I mean, it might've
started that way,
440
00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:05,552
but we never sowed
our wild oats.
441
00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,054
We came to resent each other.
442
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,132
Next thing you know,
she was spending all her time
443
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,743
at the Square Dance Saloon,
and I was building a truck
444
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:13,394
that looked like
a big ear of corn,
445
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,471
just driving it around
to get some space.
446
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:18,732
Oh, no, from Trishup,
your angel?
447
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,585
Yup. Do yourself a favor, son.
448
00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,645
If you love this guy,
let him go.
449
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:26,240
Oh, God, really? Y-You think
I should break up with him?
450
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,909
It's like Bobby Frost said,
"Nothing gold can stay."
451
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:31,412
-(groans)
-All right, got to go send
the fudge to the sludge.
452
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,157
Oh, God, he did it.
He got in my head.
453
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,083
You got to calm down, Ham.
454
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,843
Oh, I'm gonna pinch myself. Ow!
455
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,938
Nope. Didn't work.
Still freaking out.
456
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,165
Once we're through the doors,
we load the desserts
457
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,167
in the sled and head due east.
458
00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:45,759
By the time they realize
what we've done,
459
00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:47,520
these desserts will be
in an offshore account
460
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,188
in the Cayman Islands.
461
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:52,358
Beef? Please, Beef, turn around.
462
00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:56,621
We've put together what happened
here tonight. The three dates.
463
00:15:56,772 --> 00:16:00,441
I am so sorry. I've never had
to say no to a date before.
464
00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:02,460
Except one time
in elementary school,
465
00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,611
when a young lady asked
if I wanted to watch her uncle
466
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,190
read the Bible to his pigs.
So, I was...
467
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:10,376
-Flummoxed.
Beef, we're not angry.
-You're not?
468
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:12,528
We all know
you're a really nice guy.
469
00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:15,306
And it's Fall Frenzy.
This is what happens.
470
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,008
Besides, the three of us
have been having
471
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,718
a really great time talking.
472
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,037
Turns out, we have a lot
in common. We all love to read.
473
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,388
And none of us plays the harp,
474
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,148
but we each have one
in our homes.
475
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,875
And, turns out,
we all have tattoos
476
00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:27,393
of Tweety Bird
near our butt cracks.
477
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:28,302
Oh, my.
478
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,046
Anyway, Beef, we came over here
479
00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:30,989
to ask you to dance.
480
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,806
With... all three of you?
481
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:36,902
Why not? The lake's not frozen
over yet, and neither are we.
482
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,904
Well, I am in menopause,
483
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:40,832
if that's what that's
a metaphor for.
484
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:44,318
All right, then, let's Frenzy.
485
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,154
WOLF: I can't believe he left the window open for us
486
00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,249
to climb in. Rookie mistake
when Wolf's around.
487
00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:51,567
-Huh.
-Huh, what?
488
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,402
I thought that if I ever
got in the Corn Caddy,
489
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,404
I'd never want to leave,
or maybe I'd die,
490
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,089
but I think seeing the truck
491
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,924
from the inside
might've cured me.
492
00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:00,259
Woo. I'm just gonna let
a little more
493
00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:01,744
cool air in here,
my Corny Sigourney.
494
00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,246
-(alarm blaring)
-(gasps)
495
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:06,649
-(screaming)
-Let's go, let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
496
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,512
-(Honeybee screams)
-WOLF: Go, go, go, go, go, go.
497
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,679
-My Corn Caddy.
-I'm sorry. I panicked.
498
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,773
I'm panicking.
499
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,091
Crispin, here,
I bought you that ring,
500
00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:17,035
and I am breaking up with you.
501
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,353
-Wait, stop.
-What is it?
502
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,098
You skipped over the part about
how Gill managed to kiss you.
503
00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:24,433
-Oh. Did I?
-Yes, and you have to tell me.
504
00:17:24,452 --> 00:17:26,377
Uh, yeah.
Want to tell you about that.
505
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,588
Fully cannot wait,
but first, I have to tell you
506
00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:31,440
how the dessert table
started acting absolutely
507
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:33,885
-haunted as hell.
-The desserts are deserting us.
508
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:36,220
Oh, hello, Moon.
509
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,447
Quinn. You heisted our heist.
510
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,466
Fair play.
The desserts are yours.
511
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:42,876
Or maybe there's a deal
to be struck.
512
00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,120
Go on.
513
00:17:44,122 --> 00:17:46,122
You see,
the beaver brownie leftovers
514
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,456
come home with my family.
515
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,068
Your heist endangered
my score, so...
516
00:17:50,295 --> 00:17:51,552
You did what you had to do.
517
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,404
But I have nowhere to hide
all these desserts,
518
00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:56,240
so I want in on your deal
and on your friendship.
519
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:59,468
My friends Lola and Corinne
got really into makeup
520
00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:02,563
and a website called
"Bunches of Boys" this year,
521
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,249
and no judgement,
but that is not how I ride.
522
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,085
I think we could make that work.
523
00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:09,587
Oh, my God,
I think they're in love.
524
00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:12,315
Shut it, Russell.
We still have a job to do.
525
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,908
-Yes, sir.
-Let's cake and bake.
526
00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:16,335
Ham, what's going on?
527
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,004
-Do you really want
to break up with me?
-No.
528
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,414
-God, no.
-Well, then...?
529
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,008
Well, I bought you that
8 Ball ring at the mall,
530
00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:24,251
but then Judy and Moon
got in my head
531
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,511
thinking you would think
I was proposing.
532
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,180
And then there was a man
in line for the bathroom
533
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,590
who said if we did
wind up staying together
534
00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:31,334
and getting married,
then someday, I would
535
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,111
have to watch the lovelight
die in your eyes, and...
536
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:34,837
and I don't want you
to ever have to go down
537
00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:37,340
to the Square Dance Saloon
just to get away from me.
538
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:40,100
Ham, no disrespect
to your siblings,
539
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:41,619
or to a man you met
in the bathroom line,
540
00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:44,363
but I know you just bought me
that ring 'cause I liked it.
541
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:47,683
Also, I mean, my parents
met in high school
542
00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:49,518
and then got married,
and... they're still together.
543
00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:50,853
Everybody's different.
544
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:53,447
Our future's like the dolphins
in the Magic Eye poster.
545
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,635
We'll see it eventually, and
it'll probably be breathtaking.
546
00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,211
-Mm.
-Mm.
547
00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:00,621
-So, can I still have the ring?
-Of course.
548
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,642
So, ring, will Ham and I
be together forever?
549
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,795
And then that was that.
The Fall Frenzy was over and...
550
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:11,816
-Judy...
-(grunts) Fine. I'll tell you
about the kiss.
551
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,133
♪ ♪
552
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,969
You know what, guys?
Uh... I'll be right back.
553
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,638
Um, hey, Gill?
554
00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:20,491
-Oh, hey, Judy.
-Can I ask you something?
555
00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:24,144
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, Amelia found this?
556
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:25,554
-I'm so embarrassed.
-Gill. Gill.
557
00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:27,498
It's okay, Judy, if you
never want to see me again.
558
00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:30,059
Gill, that's not--
No, that's not what I'm saying.
559
00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:31,394
-It's just, um...
-Yeah?
560
00:19:31,412 --> 00:19:33,671
Why didn't you do it? The plan?
561
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:35,398
I mean, you didn't even try.
562
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,158
Did you stop thinking
I was that great?
563
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,495
Judy, no. This plan
is from my vision journal.
564
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:43,255
I also have plans in there
for how to make
565
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,349
my hamster Peanut Butter
part android,
566
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,576
and how to get Paul Newman
to give me a piggyback ride.
567
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,762
And he's not even alive, Judy.
What am I gonna do?
568
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,024
Dig up his body, and get
his skeleton to ride me around?
569
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,935
The point is, these plans are...
570
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:58,529
they're not real.
They're just...
571
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:01,106
my wildest, wildest dreams.
572
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,275
So, your wildest, wildest dream
573
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,928
is that someday
you'll get to kiss me?
574
00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:06,946
Yeah.
575
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,356
Ah, freak it, it's the Frenzy.
576
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,024
-Mm.
-Mm.
577
00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,359
(grunting)
578
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:14,103
Oh, that's why you
didn't want to tell me,
579
00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:15,546
because you kissed him.
580
00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:19,124
Yeah, but it wasn't... I mean,
it was just... Fall Frenzy.
581
00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:22,035
Stuff happens. You know,
autumn if you got 'em.
582
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,554
-Yeah, uh-huh.
-And then,
583
00:20:23,706 --> 00:20:25,965
the ice freezes over
and so do the feelings,
584
00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:27,116
and then we never
talk about them
585
00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:28,117
or think about them ever again.
586
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:29,876
Okay. If you say so.
587
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,379
Yeah, I do say so. I do.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
588
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,548
I have to hit the hay.
It's been a very long day,
589
00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:37,068
and also, frankly,
I have to poop some more.
590
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,070
All right, m'Judy.
Have fun pooping.
591
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,888
I will. You, too.
592
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,991
♪ ♪
593
00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,407
♪ Drop into the Gill Zone ♪
594
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:03,836
♪ If you want to get that girl ♪
595
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,821
♪ Boy, you got to wink and twirl ♪
596
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,247
♪ She is closer than you think ♪
597
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,507
♪ Just give a twirl and wink ♪
598
00:21:08,659 --> 00:21:09,875
♪ Got to tell her ♪
599
00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:11,251
♪ What she means ♪
600
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,995
♪ Show her how your nails are clean ♪
601
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,272
♪ And you can make her all your own ♪
602
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,831
♪ Drop into the Gill Zone ♪
603
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,308
♪ Did I tell you about the time ♪
604
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:19,184
♪ I found a mushroom in my bed? ♪
605
00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:20,778
♪ If you're wondering what's that sound ♪
606
00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:22,613
♪ It's probably me inside your head ♪
607
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,523
♪ Saying, "You'll never have to be alone ♪
608
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,192
♪ You dropped into the Gill Zone." ♪
609
00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:29,194
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