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What's up, guys?
My name is Teddy.
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And I'm Claire.
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And welcome to another
episode of "superhost."
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Don't forget to smash
that "like" button
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and click that little bell...
So you never miss an episode.
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And this week, we are
staying at a gorgeous house
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up in the mountains.
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We have been trying
to get it for months,
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and it has been booked solid!
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This superhost,
username bettylou52,
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- has a nearly spotless record.
- Mm-hmm.
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Endless reviews
saying how staying here
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has been "breathtaking."
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Claire: "Breathtaking.
"Absolutely marvelous."
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Teddy: One user even described
it as "life-changing."
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[Whispering ] "Life-changing."
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Are you ready
to change your life?
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But if you missed
our last series,
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you should click right here.
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They finally had an opening,
so I am really excited.
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Me too! It is gonna be
such a memorable stay,
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and we are checking in...
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Right now.
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Okay. Cut.
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Ah. I think that worked.
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Yeah, it was fine.
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We can just throw in some
reactions over the boring parts.
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Yeah.
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Claire: Hey, can you order
a hard drive to the house?
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Yeah, I can.
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Claire: I think I'm gonna shower
before we go.
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- Sounds good.
- Hey.
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- You want to join me?
- Really?
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Nah. [Laughs]
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[Water running]
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Hey, babe!
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[Click]
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What's up, guys?
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Okay. This week's episode
is gonna be a special one.
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Finally gonna pop the question.
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She has no idea,
but this week's episode
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is gonna be one
she won't ever forget.
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I'm gonna do my best
to keep you all in the loop
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this entire time.
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[ Breathes deeply]
I'm so nervous.
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Don't forget
to like and subscribe.
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[Click]
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[Sighs]
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[Vehicle door closes]
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So quiet here.
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Okay. First impressions.
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Babe, give me a heads up.
Still got road hair.
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Claire: Come on. Think fast.
First impressions.
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[ Exhales sharply] Okay. Wah!
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Come on, DiCaprio.
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Okay. Uh, my first impressions
of this place is just the -
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okay. Cut the shit.
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What?
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That felt fake. Do it over.
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Teddy: Okay. Fine.
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[ Exhales sharply] Okay.
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Do you want to start off
with the shot of the house?
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Claire: Mm-hmm. Got it.
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What are you doing?
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Holy crap! This is insane!
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Oh, my gooood!
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You're the worst.
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[ Gasps ] And scene.
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[Chuckling]
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This is why
we're losing subscribers.
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Ouch.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Got a pretty good feeling
about this video.
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[Chuckles] Mm-hmm.
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Teddy: Could be on a hot streak
again soon.
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Claire: Whew. Let's hope so.
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Teddy: Place looks so nice.
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- [ Hinges creak]
- All right.
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2342.
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[ Beeping ]
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42.
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- [ Beeping ]
- Shit.
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- Not working?
- No.
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Here.
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"First arrive..."
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah.
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Front door code... 2342.
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- Yeah, I tried that.
- Well, shit.
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- That's what I said.
- Do you have the host's number?
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- Can you call them?
- Yeah, it's in our messages,
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but it's not loading.
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- No. Look. It's right here.
- Oh.
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Let me get a better signal.
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[Keypad dialing]
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It's ringing!
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[Line ringing ]
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It's ringing.
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[ Click, dial tone ]
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It's not ringing anymore!
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Claire: Here we go.
Second impressions.
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Second impressions. Yeah.
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Well, the outside is terrific,
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but we got the wrong door code,
so I don't know if we'll ever
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see the inside.
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Claire: Good energy, but just
give me something we can use.
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Yeah. Uh...
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Okay. Got something.
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My second impressions.
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Claire: What?
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Teddy, what?
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- [ Gasps ]
- Hi, there!
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Thanks for the warning.
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You must be bettylou52.
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It's actually Rebecca.
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Teddy: Oh, so you're neither
Betty nor Lou.
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- I'm Claire.
- Yeah!
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I never know what to use
on those sites, you know?
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Do I use my real name
and invite strangers
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to know too much about me,
or do I use something random?
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- Uh, we tried calling.
- Oh, no. I'm sorry.
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The service out here is spotty.
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I got a notification
on the camera,
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saw you guys sitting out here.
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Yeah, well, the door code
didn't work, so...
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Oh, pbht! I totally forgot!
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I had to change it
after the last guests
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tried to stay longer
than they were supposed to.
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Right. [Chuckles]
I mean, who can blame them?
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[Laughs]
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Ahh!
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Anyway, I can let you guys in,
give you a new code.
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- Yeah. Thanks.
- Sure.
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- Oh. Thank you.
- [ Giggles]
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[ Muttering ]
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Rebecca: I'm sorry again
about the code.
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I don't normally
have to change it after people.
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Thanks for understanding.
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Those last guests,
let me tell you.
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New code is 8587.
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Teddy: 8587.
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- [ Alarm beeping ]
- Thanks.
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[ Keypad beeping, alarm stops ]
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Wow.
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Ditto.
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The alarm code
is the same as the front door.
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Do you need me to write it down?
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8587. Got it. Restroom?
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Down there to the right.
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Claire: Oh, my god. We are here.
And it is gorgeous.
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Say hello to the superhost.
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Ii had messaged you when
we booked about what we do.
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We do that travel vlog
called "superhost"
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where we stay at and review
vacation rentals.
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Ohh! Tht! Of course!
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Sorry.
It's been such a busy season.
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I thought you were next week.
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I-If you don't mind, of course.
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We've never had any problems
with it before, so...
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No. No, it's fine.
It's fine. Yeah.
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And you're still okay
with being on camera for it?
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Yeah! [Giggles]
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For sure. Whatever you need.
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I just want to make sure
this trip is unforgettable.
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Hey, so, the, uh, toilet
over there isn't flushing.
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Oh. That's weird.
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Um, I am really sorry.
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I can come back later
with some tools.
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I don't have anything on me.
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Oh. Yeah. That's totally fine.
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I'm just glad
it was just a number one.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[Laughing]
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Hmm. Well, I don't want to
get in the way of your trip.
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Wouldn't want
to get a bad review!
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I'll come back tomorrow
to fix the toilet.
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If there is anything
you need before then,
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shoot me a text.
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Will do.
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[ Door closes ]
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She sure is something.
[ Chuckles]
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Yeah.
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What's up, guys?!
We finally settled in.
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And we want to give you
a quick tour around this place.
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This room is beautiful.
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It was featured the most
on the site for good reason.
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- Look how big these windows are!
- [ Boing! Boing! ]
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[Slide whistle! ]
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And welcome
to the very rustic kitchen.
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- Check out this little number.
- An authentic cabin stove!
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Looks a bit like
a "hansel and gretel" situation.
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Like, maybe you could
fit in there, Teddy.
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I would cook me in here.
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- Oh, it's very filthy, though.
- Yes, it is.
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And here we have
the master bedroom.
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With exactly
zero window covering!
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Seems like we'll be getting up
very early in the morning,
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which I love, as you guys know.
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-[ Zapping I -ooh. How is it?
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- Very soft.
- Great.
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And what vacation rental
would be complete without...
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- One of these?
- Ooh!
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- I gotta see it.
- [ Gasps ] No, Teddy.
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I have to!
Tell my parents I love them!
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- No, Teddy! No!
- Okay.
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It was close.
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So, one thing we noticed.
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- Security cameras everywhere.
- I mean, places like this
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usually have
a security camera or two,
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but it just seems
a little bit overboard here.
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- Another one.
- [ Whoosh ]
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Another one there.
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And what do we have here, Teddy?
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We have my favorite room
in the house.
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A cat room! With everything
that you need as a cat!
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He's so strange.
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But I haven't seen a cat yet.
Have you?
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[ Explosion, cat meows]
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- Claire: Teddy.
- [ Keyboard clacks ]
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What? You like cats.
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Okay. Apart from that,
what do you think?
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It feels slow.
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Really? W-Which part?
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Claire: Every part.
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Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
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Babe.
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Just lose the cat room bit
and upload it.
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[Claire sighs]
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[Door slides]
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Teddy: It's uploading.
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And the Internet is very slow.
[ Chuckles ]
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, I know how hard you've been
working on this channel.
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[Sighs]
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Teddy: But we're gonna have
a great series here.
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- I know it.
- Our numbers are dropping.
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What if we've peaked?
And that's it?
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Then...
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At least we've peaked together.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah.
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You're so corny.
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Teddy: I know.
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[ Beeping ]
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[Wind chime ringing softly]
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- Hey.
- Jesus.
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Babe. What are you doing,
sneaking up on me like that?
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Claire: I called your name
from the stairs.
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What are you doing?
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I thought I saw something
out there.
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What? Where?
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Out there.
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It looked like
they were staring back at me.
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Maybe you just saw an animal
or something.
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Teddy, it's 3:00 in the morning.
Let's go back to bed.
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We have a lot to do tomorrow.
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What's up, guys?
Day two of our trip here!
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Claire is still sleeping.
Let's go say hi.
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- [ Groans]
- Good morning, sunshine.
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No. Good night.
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Aww. We've missed you.
I've missed you.
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Claire: No, you haven't.
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We had a bit of a late night,
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but we're ready
for day-two adventures!
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So don't forget
to smash that "like" button
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and subscribe to our videos.
Anything to add, Claire?
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Why is it so bright in here?!
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[ Chuckles ]
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00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,911
Too early, dude.
268
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I know.
269
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[ Phone unlocks]
270
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,461
Shit.
271
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,588
- What?
- Shit!
272
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,840
- What?
- Check your phone.
273
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,387
Wait. How did this happen?
274
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,473
I bet it was
"that bitch in draper."
275
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I mean, it could have been
a bot auto-flagging
276
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or something.
We... we can dispute it.
277
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It's not a mistake!
278
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:06,275
- Does it say which video?
- The whole channel's down.
279
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Of course. No service.
280
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[ Groans]
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Gotcha.
282
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[Line ringing ]
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Man: Hello. You've reached
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the partnership program
support line.
285
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- [ Keypad beeps]
- Please wait while we
286
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connect you
to the next available agent.
287
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Hi! How ya doin'?
288
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,303
Hey! Yeah, i-I'm good.
289
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Just here to fix the toilet.
[Laughs]
290
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,475
Oh. Oh, thanks. Thank you.
291
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,061
Is the place treating you well,
like, outside of that?
292
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I would really... hate
to get a bad review.
293
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,442
[Laughs]
Oh. Yeah, yeah. It's great.
294
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,653
I'm actually just
trying to make a call,
295
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,029
but Teddy's upstairs.
296
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,949
Perfect. [Giggles]
I'll check it out.
297
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,327
Okay.
298
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,413
[Muzak playing, click]
299
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,618
Brad: Hello. My name is Brad,
and thanks for holding.
300
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,876
Can I get your
account number, please?
301
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,753
What's up, guys? Teddy here.
302
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,964
It is day two, and I only
have a couple of minutes,
303
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,218
but I wanted to quickly give you
an update on the proposal.
304
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,583
The current plan is, tomorrow
morning, I'm gonna take her
305
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,973
to this super pretty spot
that one of our fans sent us...
306
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,725
Thank you so much...
And do the deed.
307
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,351
And don't worry...
I'm gonna film
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00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,145
the whole thing secretly
the entire time
309
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,896
so you can all enjoy.
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[ Knock on door]
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All right. Gotta run. Ciao.
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[ Knock on door]
313
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,947
- Hey, Teddy!
- Oh. Hey.
314
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,039
I really should have checked
before I used it.
315
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,749
It happens.
316
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,293
We get issues with the septic
tank from time to time.
317
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,004
Don't have the pressure
you guys have.
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00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:01,432
[Grunts]
319
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,808
It's usually nothing.
320
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,936
But sometimes things
get stuck in here.
321
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,813
It's this low season right now,
322
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,399
so sometimes these things
don't get the use
323
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,234
to keep them working properly.
324
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,153
[Grunts]
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[Grunting]
326
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,576
[ Groans]
327
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,536
Shit.
328
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,081
I'm gonna have to
get somebody out here.
329
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,376
That's fine.
We'll just use the other one.
330
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,505
I really hope this doesn't
affect your review.
331
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,715
Oh, no. Believe me,
this place is great.
332
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,510
You have nothing to worry about.
333
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,804
Hey.
334
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,472
How did it go?
335
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,797
I spent all that time verifying
the account information,
336
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:47,228
and then, I dropped the call.
337
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,231
Gosh, I kind of like this place
can't win right now.
338
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,484
Teddy: No, you have nothing
to do with it.
339
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,902
Rebecca: Are you sure?
340
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:59,156
[Voices fading]
341
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:09,450
[Ominous background noise]
342
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,813
Rebecca: If there's anything I
can do, please don't hesitate.
343
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,005
And again, I am so sorry.
344
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,340
Thank you.
345
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,468
[Ominous background noise]
346
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,980
What you want to do now?
347
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,119
What are we doing up here?
348
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,475
We make these stupid videos that
nobody's even watching anymore.
349
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,669
- People are watching.
- We're bleeding subscribers.
350
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,464
What's the point?
351
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,509
I... like making these with you.
352
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,179
Do you like asking your parents
for help to pay rent?
353
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,599
- They don't mind.
- That's not the point.
354
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,226
We used to be able to...
355
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,811
Pay our own bills.
356
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,191
We've gotten away from
what worked for us.
357
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,443
"The bitch from draper"
was massive.
358
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,696
Yeah, but that was so
click-baity.
359
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,114
No one likes that.
360
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,283
It got eyeballs.
361
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,246
I guess.
362
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,672
We should get back.
363
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,845
[Sighs]
364
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,478
Claire: What?
365
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,146
Teddy, what?
366
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,731
Rebecca: Hi, there.
367
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,070
Teddy: My second impression.
368
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,074
Claire: What?
369
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,450
Teddy, what?
370
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,623
Teddy: My second impression.
371
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,792
Claire: What?
372
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,211
Teddy, what?
373
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,048
Teddy: My second impression.
374
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,844
Hey, I'm gonna head up.
375
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,556
Okay. I'll be up in a minute.
376
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,142
Okay.
377
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,025
Claire: Teddy, what?
378
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,629
[ Clattering ]
379
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,594
[ Clattering ]
380
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,811
Teddy: Did you hear that?
381
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,688
- What time is it?
- Shh.
382
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,567
It was nothing.
383
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:24,653
Just go back to sleep.
384
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,864
[ Clattering ]
385
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,120
Someone's inside the house.
386
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,955
What do you mean someone's ins-
387
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,751
[ clattering ]
388
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,669
What do we do?
389
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,672
I don't know.
390
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,382
What if it's Rebecca?
391
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,011
What if it's not?
392
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,765
I'm calling the police.
393
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,312
Shit. No service.
394
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,694
Did you set the alarm?
395
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,989
Yeah.
396
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,616
Go check.
397
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:12,409
What?
398
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,954
Claire: Just go make sure.
399
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,497
Are you serious?
400
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,578
Claire: Check the living room.
401
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,316
Hello?
402
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,414
[ Beeping ]
403
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,713
[ Beeping ]
404
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,928
[ Indistinct talking]
405
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,027
Hello?
406
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,703
[Water bubbling]
407
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,101
Well?
408
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,646
Toilet's fixed.
409
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:38,407
[Birds chirping]
410
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,482
- Good morning.
- Jesus!
411
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:17,404
Sorry. I was hoping to be done
before you got up.
412
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,907
I know. I know.
413
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,326
I just couldn't sleep
last night,
414
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,785
because I kept thinking about
415
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,662
how things kept going wrong
for you guys,
416
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,515
and I didn't want another day
to get off on the wrong foot.
417
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,208
So, I stopped at the store,
418
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,168
and I ended up getting
a few other things,
419
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,920
and then one thing
led to another.
420
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,465
Yeah, I... I totally get it.
421
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,509
I'm just about done, and then,
I'll be out of your hair.
422
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,678
Won't happen again.
423
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,138
Okay.
424
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,267
[Coffee bubbling]
425
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,977
Coffee's almost ready.
426
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,782
What's up?
427
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,080
Rebecca made us breakfast.
428
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,295
What did she make?
429
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,047
Claire: How do you not smell
the food.
430
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,132
Teddy: You don't go
downstairs thinking
431
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,693
that you're gonna...
You know, someone's gonna...
432
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:21,945
I don't know.
I thought it was a candle.
433
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,513
Claire: When did she come in?
434
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,974
Teddy: I don't... I don't know.
435
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,142
I just came down, half naked.
436
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,270
[Laughs]
437
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,813
It was humiliating.
438
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,606
I'm just glad I was wearing
underwear.
439
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:35,941
It's amazing.
440
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,694
No, it was terrible,
is what that was.
441
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,779
Well, even though
she gave you a fright,
442
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,283
she made us some damn
good pancakes.
443
00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:45,575
Yeah.
444
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,619
Hey, thanks for breakfast.
445
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,208
- [ Chime ]
- You are so welcome.
446
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,639
[ Mouths "what?" ]
447
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:14,604
Claire: Okay, I am speeding.
448
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,649
Okay, so, not gonna lie,
449
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:20,193
so far, this trip has been
pretty interesting.
450
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,695
It's been a doozy.
451
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,197
First of all, our channel
got de-monetized.
452
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,803
- By accident. Not our fault.
- Right.
453
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,466
But then, you think
you come out this far
454
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,703
to get away from
all those crazy people,
455
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,496
but then, you get to this house,
456
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:34,541
and you realize that the host
might actually be crazier
457
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,377
than the people
you were escaping in the...
458
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:38,754
- Babe.
- What?
459
00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,048
I mean, we shouldn't talk
about the...
460
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,426
What do you mean?
461
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,304
I think she can hear us.
462
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,392
Can't we just turn it off?
463
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:55,854
Probably.
464
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,107
But let's just film
some place else.
465
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,942
This room looks the best.
466
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:03,945
Yeah, it does.
467
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,450
Okay. Let me find a ladder.
468
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,786
Okay. I'm gonna cut.
469
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,252
Careful.
470
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:29,054
[ Loud thud, Claire gasps]
471
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,276
It was you.
472
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,778
You reported us, didn't you?
473
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,905
You ruined everything.
474
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,573
Ruined what?
475
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,259
Ever since you came out
with your bullshit video.
476
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,993
Jesus. What's wrong with you?
477
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,287
No one will stay there.
I have to sell the place.
478
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,693
Claire:
Oh, so, what's your plan?
479
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:59,167
You drive three hours to,
what, beat me up?
480
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,669
Teddy: Claire, don't.
481
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:02,879
Let's just calm down
and talk about this.
482
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,134
What is going on here?
483
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,179
Who are you?
484
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,014
Are you the owner?
485
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,892
I said, "who are you?"
486
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,727
You better watch out
for these two.
487
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,604
They're snakes.
488
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,399
They'll make up a bunch of lies
about you and ruin your life.
489
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,317
Look at what she did
to your house.
490
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,948
Did you do that?
491
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,450
I couldn't help it.
492
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,827
I saw them up there, and I...
493
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,121
These two,
they came into my home,
494
00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:38,707
and they destroyed
my entire business.
495
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:42,544
So, you came here
and broke my window.
496
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:43,879
I know. I'm sorry about that.
497
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,131
I really am. But...
498
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,968
You don't understand.
I understand just fine.
499
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,596
And if you don't leave now,
I'm calling the police.
500
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:55,265
These people are not
who they say they are.
501
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,642
You better watch.
Get off my property!
502
00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:01,229
Geez. Alright. I'm going.
503
00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:02,898
Don't say I didn't warn you.
504
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,775
Go! Now! Or I swear to god,
I will cut you open!
505
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,320
[ Car door closes]
506
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,655
[Car departs]
507
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,046
Well, then.
508
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,422
That was something.
509
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:28,882
[Laughs]
510
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,718
You're...
511
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,261
Kind of a badass.
512
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,805
Oh. No.
513
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:39,059
I just hate what a mess
this trip has been for you guys.
514
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,810
I can't even begin to imagine
515
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,687
what your video
is gonna be like.
516
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,357
Believe me,
we're having a great time.
517
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,067
Yeah. Her place
was a total shit hole,
518
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,735
and she was
a complete psychopath.
519
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,403
Yeah.
520
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,989
Look, I came down to say
I have some time now,
521
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:57,452
and I'd like to do
that interview.
522
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,578
Really?
523
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,622
Yeah. Sure.
524
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,583
Why not?
525
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,043
Okay.
526
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:13,343
I can't believe we didn't have
the camera with us.
527
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,268
Sound good?
528
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,228
Sounds great.
529
00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:31,403
I've never done this before,
so it might not be very good.
530
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,488
No, this is gonna be super easy.
531
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:36,491
And we're not live, so,
if you flub a line, just stop.
532
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,909
We'll go back.
533
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:45,709
Hey, this is gonna be fun.
534
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,336
Let's roll the camera.
535
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,921
Claire: Speeding.
536
00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:52,549
[ Screams ]
537
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,013
Do I look at you,
or at the camera?
538
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,059
Just look at me.
539
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,228
I'm not even here.
540
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,646
- Look at you.
- Yeah.
541
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,316
Got it.
542
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,359
Alright, Rebecca,
we're gonna start off
543
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:15,071
with a friendly introduction,
sort of like a,
544
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,241
"hi, my name is Rebecca,
and I'm a superhost."
545
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:22,162
If you could say something like
that that'd be great.
546
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:26,833
Hi. My name is Rebecca,
and I'm a superhost.
547
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,794
Teddy: Awesome. And that smile
at the end was perfect.
548
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:32,797
Okay, so, we're gonna get into
the real questions now.
549
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,717
And I'm not on camera.
You can't hear or see me.
550
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:38,178
If you can incorporate
the question into the answers.
551
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,722
Let's say I'm asking you,
"what color is your shirt?"
552
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,432
Instead of saying "red,"
you would say,
553
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,768
"the color of my shirt is red."
554
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,854
- Make sense?
- But my shirt is white.
555
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,023
Yeah. So, then, you would say,
556
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,025
"the color of my shirt
is white."
557
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,026
Right?
558
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,487
Yeah. I think so.
559
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,448
Teddy: Okay.
Let's... let's get going.
560
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:02,118
So, Rebecca, how did you
decide to get into
561
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:04,120
renting out your house?
562
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,957
For starters,
this isn't really my house.
563
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,794
My father left it to me
when he died.
564
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:14,547
He owned it with my step-mom,
and when he passed,
565
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,633
she got his house
in south Carolina,
566
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,385
and I got this one.
567
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,012
Oh, wow. I'm...
568
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,764
So sorry to hear that.
569
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,575
But it must be nice
to have a place like this
570
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,725
to remember him by.
571
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,727
Yeah, it's great.
572
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,532
I have a smaller place
not far from here...
573
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,356
Much smaller...
574
00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:34,275
So I'm able to
keep an eye on it.
575
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:37,529
But... it felt wrong
to keep it empty.
576
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:40,865
So, when all of these
vacation home sharing websites
577
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:44,411
started popping up, I signed up.
578
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,745
Here we are.
579
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,539
Teddy: That's great.
580
00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:50,333
Any particular experiences
with the rental
581
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,877
that you'd like to share?
582
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:54,796
You know, maybe someone
that has stayed,
583
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,173
and left a memorable
impression on you?
584
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,008
Yeah.
585
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,219
You know what?
586
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,887
There was this one.
587
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,317
An older couple.
588
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:20,238
They rented the place for
an entire month over Christmas.
589
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,031
They saw that
I was living alone,
590
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:25,076
and all of their kids had kids
591
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,036
and did their own thing
for the holidays.
592
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:29,205
So, they invited me in.
593
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,666
And we spent
the holidays together.
594
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:36,463
Christmas, new year's,
I was here with them.
595
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,882
It was nice.
596
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,967
It was like I was their family.
597
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,157
Re... re...
598
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,494
It is the best holiday
I ever had.
599
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,454
They live back
in south Carolina,
600
00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:10,830
but are just...
601
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:15,293
The nicest people.
602
00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,510
I think... I think that's great.
603
00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:26,888
Awesome job.
604
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:31,100
Oh, if we could get
one final line.
605
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,393
Of course.
606
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:34,270
Yeah, this is just a signoff.
607
00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,815
If you can say, "hi,
my name is Rebecca,"
608
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,901
pause, and then,
with the most enthusiasm
609
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,278
that you can,
finish it off with, you know,
610
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,197
"I am a superhost.
611
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,743
Hi. My name is Rebecca.
612
00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:54,624
And I am a superhost!
613
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:59,546
Hi. My name is Rebecca.
614
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:06,094
And I am a superhost!
615
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:11,307
That is the craziest shit
I've ever seen.
616
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,767
I knew when we got here.
617
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,394
Teddy: What do you mean?
618
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,813
This is what people want to see.
619
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:20,441
They want to see people
like that... complete lunatics.
620
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,903
[Sighs]
621
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,199
We got to get more of her.
622
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,874
This chick is gold.
623
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,917
Let's watch it again.
624
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,587
Rebecca: Hi. My name is Rebecca.
625
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,633
And I am a superhost!
626
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,807
What's up, guys.
627
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,119
Claire's sleeping right now,
and we have a brand-new episode
628
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,561
that's slowly uploading.
629
00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:58,688
But I wanted to record
a quick update
630
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,649
on the super top secret
proposal video.
631
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,359
Also, you should hit
that "like" button.
632
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,653
Don't forget to subscribe.
633
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,865
So, in the morning,
I'm gonna take her up the hill.
634
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:13,578
And the view is supposed
to be spectacular.
635
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:15,204
That's where I'm gonna do it.
636
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,460
I thought I heard her.
637
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:23,671
Anyway, just wanted to give you
a quick update.
638
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,524
I can't wait to see her face
when she finds out
639
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,508
why we really came out here.
640
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,510
I should get going.
She's a light sleeper.
641
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,638
But I'll see you guys tomorrow.
642
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,021
[Chimes ringing]
643
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:44,252
So, Teddy thought it would be
a great idea
644
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:45,586
to wake up bright and early
645
00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:48,339
to go walking in
the middle of nowhere.
646
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:51,217
To make matters worse, our
upload didn't work last night.
647
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,552
It seems the Internet is down,
648
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,554
so who knows if
you'll ever see it.
649
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,973
Yes, but I did write to Rebecca
this morning,
650
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,575
and it should be fixed
by the time we get back.
651
00:41:58,599 --> 00:41:59,726
Yeah, we'll see about that.
652
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,270
Speaking of Rebecca,
653
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,772
I don't think I have ever
seen anything as crazy
654
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,607
as what we witnessed yesterday.
655
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,502
We're gonna have to shoot some
kind of reenactment for you,
656
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:12,822
but basically, she nearly beat
the crap out of that bitch Vera.
657
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,240
Remember her?
658
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,492
Yeah, well,
she drove all the way here,
659
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,786
shows up out of nowhere,
all huffing and puffing.
660
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,597
- Come on. Let's do this after.
- One second.
661
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:24,208
That's right...
The bitch from draper came here,
662
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,335
and threw a rock at a window.
663
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:29,714
I mean, we went out there, and
she legit wanted to fight me.
664
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,439
- Claire.
- And then, Rebecca, this host,
665
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:33,426
comes out of nowhere,
goes fully crazy,
666
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,845
and that bitch just
hightails it out of here.
667
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:38,473
Claire, come on.
668
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:39,891
Fine.
669
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:41,642
Party pooper.
670
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:51,319
[ Breathing heavily]
671
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:53,905
[Sighs]
672
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,871
- Wow.
- Yeah.
673
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,959
Okay.
674
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:11,172
Check out this view
we have here.
675
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,341
This is unbelievable.
676
00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,843
Teddy: Hey, can we just...
677
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,387
Stop for a moment?
678
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,680
Here.
679
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,808
Why don't you want to film?
680
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,976
I do.
681
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:29,816
Claire: What are you doing?
682
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,026
Teddy: I just...
683
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,281
I just want to look at you
for a moment.
684
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:39,367
What?
685
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,204
I know how stressed
you've been lately,
686
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:46,290
and I just want to take
a minute to...
687
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:49,502
Tell you just how much
I appreciate you.
688
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:53,047
- Teddy, I...
- Just... one moment.
689
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,678
So, I've been thinking.
690
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,221
That's never good.
691
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:01,639
I've been thinking
692
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:04,684
that you and I have been
doing this show
693
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,394
for a while now.
694
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,438
And we've been together
even longer than that.
695
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:14,360
And we do everything together...
696
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,405
Everything.
697
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:21,909
And I just want to continue
doing everything together...
698
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:26,038
The show... life...
699
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,124
Everything.
700
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,878
Teddy...
701
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,258
Teddy: So, I spoke with your
parents last week.
702
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:39,302
You did?
703
00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:40,553
Yeah.
704
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,763
Your dad told me a long time ago
705
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,099
that I had to talk to him
before I got any ideas.
706
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,934
So I did.
707
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:48,227
I talked to your mom and dad,
708
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:53,733
and I asked them
if this was okay.
709
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:57,028
Claire...
710
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,780
Will you marry me?
711
00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:01,490
Yes! Of course!
712
00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:07,997
Teddy, you're a genius.
713
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,957
- What do you mean?
- A secret proposal?
714
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,710
It's perfect.
People love this shit.
715
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,052
Okay. Ready?
716
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,013
Oh, my god!
717
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,973
This guy just proposed to me!
718
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,898
I've never had such
a big surprise in my life!
719
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:29,518
Claire. Claire, stop.
720
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,062
What?
721
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,193
You're serious?
722
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:42,281
Jesus, Ted.
723
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,092
You set the camera up for it.
I figured it was...
724
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,701
Yeah, I know. That was dumb.
725
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,829
No, it's just... did you really
talk to my dad?
726
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,668
Oh, shit.
727
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,086
Teddy!
728
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,634
Teddy.
729
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,178
Teddy, come on.
Let's talk about this.
730
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:05,680
There's nothing to talk about.
731
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,525
I'm sorry that I didn't
take that seriously,
732
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,558
but you have to understand
how it looked.
733
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,435
Teddy: I thought I did.
734
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,396
I'm sorry.
735
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,241
It's just not something
that I was expecting
736
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,565
to happen on this trip.
737
00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:18,776
And I've been so distracted
with everything.
738
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:24,407
And I hate that your parents
are helping us right now.
739
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:27,660
Hey, I know that you think
I just obsess over clicks,
740
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,329
but I'm doing this for us.
741
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:33,958
And I'm sorry if it doesn't
seem that way right now,
742
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:37,378
but I promise...
743
00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:41,173
When we get home,
we'll talk about this.
744
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,591
No cameras.
745
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:47,430
Okay.
746
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,434
Okay.
747
00:46:57,356 --> 00:47:00,109
Teddy: So, what do you
want to do now?
748
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,736
Claire: I don't know.
749
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:04,113
Can we just have
a quiet day together?
750
00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:06,115
Teddy: Yeah. That would be nice.
751
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,826
[ Chuckles ] At least
the hard drive came.
752
00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:16,125
[Alarm beeping ]
753
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,710
[ Beeping continues]
754
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,045
Claire: It's not working.
755
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,880
[ Beeping continues]
756
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,799
The code's not working.
It's 8587, right?
757
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,634
Let me try.
758
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,763
[ Beeping continues]
759
00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:30,014
[Alarm blares]
760
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:31,640
It is 8587. Why isn't it...
761
00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:33,017
[ Blaring continues]
762
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:34,393
This makes no sense.
763
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,063
[ Blaring continues]
764
00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:43,110
[Alarm stops ]
765
00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:44,695
- [ Chimes ]
- Sorry, guys.
766
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,489
The panel isn't working.
767
00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:49,533
I'll head over in just
a minute to fix it for you.
768
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,703
Hope this doesn't
affect the review.
769
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:56,123
They rented the place for
an entire month of Christmas.
770
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,793
Saw that saw that I
was living alone.
771
00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,336
A/I their kids had kids
772
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,022
and did their own thing
for the holidays.
773
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:04,548
- So, they invited me in.
- Claire.
774
00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:08,177
We spent the holidays together.
775
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:10,012
- Claire.
- Christmas, new year's.
776
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:13,182
- Look.
- I was here with them.
777
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:16,727
Teddy: Betty and Lou.
778
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:18,412
Rebecca: It was like I was
their family.
779
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:21,607
I think we should go.
780
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,526
And she for sure said
she made it up?
781
00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:26,487
She said she didn't want
to use her real name.
782
00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:29,198
But, what does that mean?
Why would she lie about that?
783
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:30,699
That doesn't make any sense.
784
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:32,177
Do you really want to
stick around to find out?
785
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:33,577
Claire: Teddy, we're so close.
786
00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,704
I can feel it.
This video is gonna be great.
787
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,331
[ Door closes ]
788
00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:53,722
[Chiming]
789
00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:58,686
[Chiming]
790
00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,775
[Chiming]
791
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,698
Screw this.
792
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,217
That was kind of tense.
793
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:32,386
Yeah. Let's get out of here.
794
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,445
I wonder if we can get a refund
for our last day.
795
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,324
[ Chuckles ]
796
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,876
Claire: Oh, no.
797
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:30,402
[Laughs]
798
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:31,946
- Hey.
- Hey.
799
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:34,156
- Are you guys leaving?
- Yeah. Yeah.
800
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,658
We got everything
we needed here.
801
00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:37,063
You know, got a long drive back,
802
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,827
so thought we'd head out
a bit early.
803
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:40,621
Oh, great.
804
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,498
Well, I hope you
enjoyed your stay.
805
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,708
We did. It was great. Thank you.
806
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:46,794
I look forward to your review.
807
00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:50,714
Yeah, for sure. [ Laughs]
808
00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:53,592
- Well...
- Oh, I almost forgot.
809
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,387
There was one more thing
I wanted to show you.
810
00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:58,072
Can you get your camera?
It'll be quick.
811
00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:00,015
I promise.
812
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,935
- Like, here?
- Yeah. It's just down there.
813
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,604
Don't worry. It'll be great.
814
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:08,691
I mean, consider it.
I know you have to leave.
815
00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:10,651
It's gonna be so good
for our video.
816
00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:19,868
- Let's do it.
- What?
817
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:21,537
We need to get
more footage of her.
818
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:24,331
- We already have great stuff.
- And we can get more.
819
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,459
Look at her. She's harmless.
820
00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:31,005
Teddy, this video
is gonna be huge.
821
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:32,590
I don't feel good about this.
822
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:35,968
Claire: I know.
But if we can get this right,
823
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,429
we could afford
our own place again.
824
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:49,773
Is the camera ready?
825
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:51,233
Claire: Yeah. We're rolling.
826
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:53,861
How do I look.
Lighting good? Sound check?
827
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:58,133
How's that sound? Sorry. I don't
really know what that does.
828
00:51:58,157 --> 00:51:59,908
I've just seen you guys do it.
829
00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:01,619
Claire: Yeah, yeah,
it sounds good.
830
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:05,372
Okay. Great. Okay. Ready.
831
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:08,500
[ Screams ]
832
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,587
Hey, guys,
and welcome to "superhost."
833
00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:13,547
Is it okay if I say that?
834
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,341
- Sure.
- O Kay. Great.
835
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,010
Hey, guys,
and welcome to "superhost."
836
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,387
Teddy: Rebecca...
837
00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:22,806
What are we doing here?
838
00:52:22,931 --> 00:52:24,141
I'm s o rry?
839
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,101
Teddy: Where are you taking us?
840
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:34,360
I see your hand is looking
a little light, there, Claire.
841
00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:37,988
- What?
- Didn't old Teddy bear propose?
842
00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:41,116
That's what he was supposed
to be doing today.
843
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:45,496
Guess he had a change of heart.
844
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,081
No matter.
845
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,959
- It's fine.
- Eyes over here.
846
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,295
Camera.
847
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,761
Hey, guys, and welcome
to "superhost."
848
00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:03,263
We have one final surprise for
you that I think
849
00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:04,932
you're going to love.
850
00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:08,727
This is gonna be the best
episode of "superhost" yet.
851
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:17,653
Come on.
852
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,071
This way.
853
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:27,788
Teddy: Where did she go?
854
00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,498
- [ Screams ]
- Jesus!
855
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,876
[Laughs]
856
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,588
[Laughing]
857
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:39,633
I couldn't help myself.
I'm sorry.
858
00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:42,970
Come on. It's just this way.
859
00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:47,558
Oh, I totally forgot.
860
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:51,145
Here. This isn't live,
so you can edit this in after.
861
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:54,106
Just wanted to make sure
we have it.
862
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,650
Don't forget to smash
that "like" button,
863
00:53:56,775 --> 00:54:00,612
and hit that little bell icon,
so you never miss an episode.
864
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:04,783
Come on.
865
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,957
- Holy shit.
- Ta-da!
866
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:20,799
Look what I found.
867
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,676
[ Gasps]
868
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:25,971
Cut her loose.
869
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,807
Rebecca: I will. Don't worry.
870
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,768
Why aren't you filming this?
871
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:32,269
You're sick.
872
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,730
No, you're sick...
873
00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:38,400
Taking advantage of this woman
like that.
874
00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,486
Film this.
875
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:42,988
Film this, or I cut her throat.
876
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:46,700
[ Muffled screaming, crying ]
877
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:54,875
Thank you.
878
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,213
So, Vera, here,
the old bitch from draper,
879
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:03,675
tells me that she lost her
income because of your two.
880
00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:05,093
Is that true?
881
00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:09,139
- Is it?!
- I don't... I don't know.
882
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:13,037
That's not what we tried
to do with it.
883
00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:14,228
Is this true?
884
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:16,021
[ Muffled crying ]
885
00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,363
So, here's the thing...
886
00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:28,158
I hated that everything
kept going wrong for you guys.
887
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:31,286
And I was trying my hardest
to get you the best video ever.
888
00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:34,498
But then, after watching
a little more of you two,
889
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:37,584
I realize
you're not the perfect duo
890
00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:40,671
you pretend to be
in your stupid videos.
891
00:55:40,796 --> 00:55:44,299
So, when Vera here took her
a little revenge trip...
892
00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:47,261
Which has horribly backfired...
893
00:55:47,386 --> 00:55:50,013
I knew...[ Clicking tongue]
894
00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:52,933
We need to capitalize on this.
895
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,063
Camera.
896
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:00,566
[Whimpering]
897
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,234
I'm sorry.
898
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,819
This is really going to hurt.
899
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:08,073
[ Muffled screaming ]
900
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,581
[ Screaming ]
901
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,924
I know.
902
00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,593
I know. That hurts a lot.
903
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,303
I'm sorry.
904
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:33,807
How was that?
905
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:37,728
What's wrong? Did you get it?
906
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:40,022
Claire, why aren't you filming?
907
00:56:40,147 --> 00:56:41,732
Isn't this what you do?
908
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:43,942
This should be great
for your show.
909
00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,569
What's the problem?
910
00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:01,251
Ready?
911
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:02,753
-Sorry.
912
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:05,297
One, two, three, up.
913
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:08,300
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
914
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:09,843
It was all a joke?
915
00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:11,595
It's just a prank, bro.
916
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,722
What the hell is wrong with you?
917
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,850
- Thank you, Vera.
- Ah!
918
00:57:16,975 --> 00:57:19,019
[Laughs]
919
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,229
Give it to me.
920
00:57:21,355 --> 00:57:23,065
Give it.
921
00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,319
Give it to me.
922
00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:33,158
No one's ever gonna see
this footage.
923
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:37,454
I want you to delete
everything you shot here.
924
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:40,874
I don't actually know
how this thing works.
925
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:43,001
Here. Sell it.
926
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:46,463
Make up for some of
your lost income.
927
00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:49,466
Vera... we're sorry.
928
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:52,260
Fuck you.
929
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:55,681
What happened to Betty and Lou?
930
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,265
Who?
931
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:01,353
What did you do to them?
932
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:07,609
God damn it.
933
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,320
What is he talking about?
934
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:20,247
I really thought
that would work.
935
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:22,666
What's going on?
936
00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:26,712
Boy, you weren't kidding
about these two.
937
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,839
Can't leave well enough alone.
938
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:33,510
I'm sorry about this.
939
00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:35,679
About what?
940
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:01,580
You guys, you were so close.
941
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,999
Why couldn't you just stop?
942
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,501
What am I gonna do with her?
943
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:08,086
Now what am I gonna do?
944
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:30,567
Hello, there.
945
00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:32,944
Still works.
946
00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,243
Go! Go! Go!
947
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:53,381
[ Echoing ] Claire?
948
00:59:53,507 --> 00:59:55,050
[Speaking inaudibly]
949
00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:56,510
Claire.
950
00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:57,803
We have to go.
951
01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:05,143
[ Rebecca whistling ]
952
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:15,112
Claire.
953
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:18,281
Claire?
954
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:20,659
I'm sorry.
955
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:22,244
We should get inside.
956
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,746
I think the car is that way.
957
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,164
[ Panting ]
958
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,416
Yeah, but she might be waiting
for us.
959
01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:36,800
Okay, okay, okay.
960
01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,388
[ Keypad beeping ]
961
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,183
[ Beeping ]
962
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,311
[ Panting ]
963
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:19,885
Do you think
she'll come back here?
964
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:24,890
Yeah.
965
01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:39,779
Give me your phone.
966
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:49,206
Where are you going?
967
01:01:57,088 --> 01:01:59,132
Don't let anyone open this
but me.
968
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:02,677
- Teddy...
- Don't worry.
969
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,305
Your dad told me he'd kill me
if anything happened to you.
970
01:03:02,404 --> 01:03:04,698
Oh, where are you?
971
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,383
[ Branch snaps]
972
01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:28,722
[Snapping continues]
973
01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:36,438
[Pounding on door]
974
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,900
What happened?
975
01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:42,736
I thought I heard her.
976
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:44,237
[ Panting ]
977
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:49,367
I'm not a hero. I'm a...
978
01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:51,494
I'm a vlogger.
979
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,252
[Alarm blaring ]
980
01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:02,922
Okay. Okay.
981
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,427
[Alarm stops ]
982
01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:08,720
No, no, no. Come on.
983
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,555
[Alarm blaring ]
984
01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:15,435
[Alarm stops ]
985
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,228
What?
What is wrong with this thing?
986
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,706
- [ Alarm blares, stops ]
- Claire?
987
01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:19,606
- [ Beeping ]
- Hold on.
988
01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:21,566
[Alarm blares, stops ]
989
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:22,984
- Claire.
- What?
990
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:24,569
[Alarm blaring ]
991
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:25,737
She's here.
992
01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:29,032
[Alarm stops ]
993
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,131
What is she doing?
994
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:48,468
I don't know.
995
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:24,587
[Grunting]
996
01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:30,969
Stop!
997
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,983
Just let us go, please.
998
01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:46,734
We aren't gonna tell anyone.
999
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:49,863
Do you think I'm stupid?
1000
01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:51,364
Of course you will.
1001
01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:54,033
Think of all the hits you get.
1002
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:56,578
I can see the thumbnail now...
1003
01:05:56,703 --> 01:06:00,415
"The crazy bitch who killed
the crazy bitch from draper."
1004
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,460
No. We'll delete everything.
I promise.
1005
01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,838
P-Please.
1006
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,048
I'm sorry.
1007
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:19,601
Where'd she go?
1008
01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:22,187
[ Panting ]
1009
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:28,818
We have to get out of here.
1010
01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:32,864
What are you...
1011
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:35,575
What are you doing?
1012
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,660
I want to see if there's
another way out of here.
1013
01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,954
Keep an eye on the windows.
1014
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:43,249
Go. I'll be right back.
1015
01:07:14,322 --> 01:07:16,115
[ Switch clicks ]
1016
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:37,929
Holy shit.
1017
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:49,106
[ Tone plays ]
1018
01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:58,324
[ Tone plays ]
1019
01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:15,633
Where are you?
1020
01:08:29,397 --> 01:08:30,273
[ Tone plays ]
1021
01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:31,649
Rebecca: Hey, Teddy.
1022
01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:44,495
What are you doing?
1023
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,876
Rebecca: Silent treatment, eh?
1024
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:53,796
Alright, that's fine. I get it.
1025
01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:58,968
Say, Ted, you want to know
what happened to Betty and Lou?
1026
01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:01,304
I really did love those two,
1027
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:04,641
but they... they wouldn't
let me stay.
1028
01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:06,434
I told them I would do anything,
1029
01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:08,479
that / couldn't leave
this place, it was my home.
1030
01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,938
But they just wouldn't listen.
1031
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:13,816
They left me no choice.
1032
01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:18,446
Betty and Lou
and their little cat, too.
1033
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:22,617
Look, I'm gonna be honest.
1034
01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:26,496
You two aren't making it
out of here alive.
1035
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,353
Okay. Okay.
1036
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,904
[ Exhales sharply]
1037
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,365
If anyone is out there watching,
please, please help us.
1038
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:04,033
Rebecca: I was almost
out the door
1039
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:06,703
when Lou just got angry at me.
1040
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,705
He got hysterical.
1041
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,791
I don't know
what happened after that.
1042
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,710
It's all kind of a blur,
but [ Chuckles ]
1043
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,837
I'll tell you what, Teddy,
1044
01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:20,675
I just kind of..Snapped.
1045
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,820
This woman, Rebecca, said that
she was the host of this place,
1046
01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:23,928
but she's not.
1047
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,013
She's a... she's a...
1048
01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:28,015
She's a murderer.
1049
01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:30,309
Rebecca: And do you know
what happened?
1050
01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:32,812
I had to clean up.
1051
01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:36,816
And the funniest part
of it all? [ Giggles ]
1052
01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:39,777
Their stupid cat put up
more of a fight than they did.
1053
01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:41,362
[Laughs]
1054
01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:43,132
Claire: I don't know how much
time we have left,
1055
01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:45,700
so please just call...
Call the police, call someone.
1056
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:46,825
We... we need help.
1057
01:10:46,868 --> 01:10:48,536
[ Panting ]
1058
01:10:51,956 --> 01:10:53,750
Come on, please, please, please.
1059
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,960
Rebecca: And when it was over,
1060
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:58,755
just when
I was almost cleaned up
1061
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,090
and everything was right again,
1062
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:04,510
just when I thought I could
get out of here soot-free...
1063
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,138
You guys came.
1064
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,140
[ Gasps]
1065
01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:12,602
Hi, Claire.
1066
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:15,229
[ Sobs]
1067
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:22,695
[ Claire screams]
1068
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:23,820
Claire!
1069
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:32,830
It's not what it looks like.
1070
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,040
Rebecca, please.
1071
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,043
[ Gasps]
1072
01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,922
[ Gasping ]
1073
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,113
[ Door rattling ]
1074
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,575
Stop!
1075
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,161
Stop!
1076
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:17,124
[ Panting ]
1077
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,502
[Sobbing softly]
1078
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,157
[ Panting ]
1079
01:12:58,332 --> 01:12:59,584
[ Panting ]
1080
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:11,596
Oh, hi, Teddy!
1081
01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,514
[Grunting]
1082
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,606
[Grunts]
1083
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:27,987
Hey, guys! And welcome to
another episode of "superhost."
1084
01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:29,739
My name is bettylou52,
1085
01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:32,742
and this episode is
the most special episode yet.
1086
01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:34,243
Be sure to like and subscribe
1087
01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:36,871
as we hunt down
your favorite host, Teddy!
1088
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:40,416
First impressions of this place
are not good.
1089
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,418
There is blood everywhere.
1090
01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:45,338
And I found a dead body
in the basement.
1091
01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:49,508
Absolutely zero stars!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
1092
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:04,941
[ Screaming ] Teddy!
1093
01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:13,282
You know you're leaving a path
of blood behind you, right?
1094
01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,201
Teddy!
1095
01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:18,120
Why are you running?
1096
01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:20,164
I hate running.
1097
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,293
Teddy!
1098
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,921
I'm gonna find you!
1099
01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,594
[Whimpering]
1100
01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:40,393
Rebecca: Teddy!
1101
01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:43,562
Theodore!
1102
01:14:43,688 --> 01:14:47,066
Theodore, darling, come back!
1103
01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:48,609
[Giggles]
1104
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:15,803
[Pulling door handle]
1105
01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:22,601
[ Groans]
1106
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:31,193
[ Doors unlock]
1107
01:15:34,655 --> 01:15:37,867
[ Doors lock ]
1108
01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:39,535
[ Doors unlock and lock]
1109
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:46,042
[Moaning]
1110
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,588
Rebecca: Teddy!
1111
01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:52,173
Teddy.
1112
01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:53,924
[Whimpering]
1113
01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:02,892
[ Doors locking and unlocking ]
1114
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:05,728
[Singsong ] Teddy.
1115
01:16:05,853 --> 01:16:08,981
[ Doors locking and unlocking ]
1116
01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,525
Teddy!
1117
01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:14,070
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1118
01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,238
[ Doors locking and unlocking ]
1119
01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:19,742
- [ Horn beeps]
- Whoop! Scared me.
1120
01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:22,495
Hey there, tedarino!
1121
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:25,081
Huh? What do we have here?
1122
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,878
That was a close one.
[ Chuckles ]
1123
01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:36,675
Anything to add to my glowing
review of the house?
1124
01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:39,887
Hmm.
1125
01:16:48,229 --> 01:16:51,023
Still a little life there yet.
1126
01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:55,027
Hey! No.
1127
01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,570
Bad.
1128
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:05,162
[Sobs, gasps]
1129
01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,081
Yes! Ah!
1130
01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:09,792
[ Laughing ] Yes, yes,
I say yes!
1131
01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:11,460
[Laughs]
1132
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:15,631
What do you think?
1133
01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:19,301
Shall we turn the camera,
leave people to wonder?
1134
01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:22,888
No.
Give the people what they want!
1135
01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:31,605
[Whispering ] You were
my favorite.
1136
01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:51,292
[Normal voice ] This is
bettylou52 signing off.
1137
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,961
Don't forget to like
and subscribe.
1138
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:46,305
[ Beeping ]
1139
01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:47,598
[ Door unlocks]
1140
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:26,887
[ Door closes ]
1141
01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:54,873
[ Gasping ]
1142
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:56,792
Okay.
1143
01:19:56,917 --> 01:19:59,670
Um, if...
1144
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:01,189
If anyone out there
is watching, please...
1145
01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,256
Please help us.
1146
01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,133
We've... we've been attacked,
1147
01:20:04,258 --> 01:20:06,427
and we're being
held prisoners in this house.
1148
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,321
This... this woman, Rebecca,
she said that she was
1149
01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:10,973
the host of this place,
but she's not.
1150
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:14,476
She's a murderer.
1151
01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:17,313
She's a murderer.
1152
01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:19,648
- [ Sobbing ]
- [ Computer chiming ]
1153
01:20:19,773 --> 01:20:21,692
S-She killed the owners,
1154
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:25,321
and now she's... she's gonna
kill us, too.
1155
01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:29,116
She's gonna kill us, too.
1156
01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:30,576
And I don't... I don't...
1157
01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:32,161
I don't know
how much time we have,
1158
01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:33,954
so please, please just call
the police.
1159
01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:37,916
C—cal/... call someone, please.
J—just help us.
1160
01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:53,057
[ Theme music plays ]
1161
01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:54,892
What's up, guys?
My name is Teddy.
1162
01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:56,518
And I'm Claire.
1163
01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:59,605
And welcome to another episode
of "superhost."
1164
01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:01,315
Don't forget to smash
that like button
1165
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,520
and hit that little bell...
1166
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,443
So you never miss an episode.
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