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♪ Batman ♪
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(male narrator) We have previously seen..
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...a day at school.
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A glass of milk..
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[dramatic music]
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Not milk, but money.
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Holy cow juice! It's easy living.
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Sounds like the Joker.
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Watch out, kids, the Joker is back of this.
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How true!
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What's he up to?
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[music continues]
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An innocent jukebox..
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Oh, yeah?
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Plunder by remote control!
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And in the Joker's workshop..
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...cheerleader Susie?
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A secret member of the gang?
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But what's the Joker's plan?
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And that night, at school..
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Watch out!
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Ouch!
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Knockout gas!
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And inside this van..
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..a ghastly game.
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Three lemons win 50,000 volts!
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One lemon..
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Two lemons!
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Short pause..
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Hold your breath for the dynamic duo..
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[theme music]
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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[music continues]
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Na na na na na
na na na na na ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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[dramatic music]
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[rattling]
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- Hey, boss, look!
- What, what, what?
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The whole town,
dark.
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'Street lights, everything.'
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Oh! Curses and criminy.
What confounded luck!
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Gotham City is having
a power failure
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just like New York.
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[siren wailing]
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The cops.
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I don't like the twist
this joke is taking.
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Get us away!
Cheese it, everyone!
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Let's go, let's go.
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Strange, an abandoned truck.
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Let's have a look inside.
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[dramatic music]
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'Holy smoke!'
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Quick, cut us out of here
before the power comes on.
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Of that's what we will be,
just holy smokes!
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A mobile slot machine
torture van.
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The mere possession
of such a vehicle
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violates 17 separate statutes.
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And not a shred of evidence
tying it to the devilish Joker.
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No fingerprints,
stolen license plates..
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You overlooked this,
Chief O'Hara.
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A reel of tape?
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Right. The tape from our
anti-crime recorder.
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Before setting out tonight,
I equipped my utility belt
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with a tiny microphone
and transmitter.
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(Robin)
'Every word those criminals said
was recorded in the Batmobile.'
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But what good will that do,
Boy wonder?
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I thought you said
they spoke to you
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through a trick voice distorter.
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Tricky, commissioner.
Tricky, but vain.
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They didn't realize
that every human voice
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has its own
private wave pattern.
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Private as a fingerprint.
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Astounding.
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Is it evidence? Can it be used
by the district attorney?
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True, the courts won't
accept it as yet.
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I think I'll take
this tape to the Bat-cave.
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Run it through the anti-crime
voice analyzer.
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Check it against
the voice file.
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That way, we'll learn
the identity
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of the Joker's henchmen.
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We might be able to follow
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one of them to
the Joker's hideout.
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Robin's right.
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It's our only card.
Let's hope it's a trump.
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I'm afraid the Joker may still
hold the winning hand, Batman.
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Will the anti-crime voice
analyzer operate without power?
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Fortunately, commissioner,
the Bat-cave is equipped
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with an anti-crime
auxiliary generator.
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Which automatically
compensates power failure.
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Saints be praised.
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And the Caped Crusader's
advanced technology.
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To the Bat-cave.
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Morning! Hallelujah.
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The mighty power grid serving Gotham City
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is back in action.
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And in the Batcave, deep below stately Wayne Manor..
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Master scope
circuit, A-Okay.
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Let's check the beginning
of the tape.
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Right.
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That'll be Susie when we
ran into her in the hall.
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(Susie)
'Am I ever glad
to see you two.'
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- Perfect.
- What'll I do?
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- Jump the tape ahead?
- Roger. Pick it up at 12.7.
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'That'll be when
we were tied inside'
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'that grisly torture van.'
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12.7, here it goes.
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'Oh, let 'em fall.'
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The same voice.
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I don't believe it.
Susie?
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Quick, both tapes.
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Let's run them again,
back to back.
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(Susie)
'Am I ever glad
to see you two.'
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'Oh, let 'em fall.'
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Holy Benedict Arnold, Susie!
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Our chief cheerleader.
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A member of the Joker's
criminal gang!
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Is it possible, Batman?
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Steady, Robin.
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Steady, old chum.
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But how can it be?
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It's an old story,
I'm afraid.
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Old as Eve and the apple.
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That snake, the Joker must have
promised her some baubles.
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Led her astray.
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But what are
we gonna do, Batman?
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It's bitter...
but it's a break.
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The first one we've had.
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We'll have to use it.
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You're right.
Only how?
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Let's see, today is
a school holiday, isn't it?
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Where does that cute
little trickster
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happen to be hanging out?
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I know.
The Easy Living Candy Store.
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It's on East 3rd,
two blocks from school.
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Get set, Robin.
Get set for an ugly job.
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No, correction.
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What?
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Not Robin..
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Dick...Dick Grayson,
undercover agent.
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'His job is to get
inside that gang.'
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[gulping]
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Dog George to Batman,
do you read me?
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'Do you read me, Batman?'
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Loud and clear, over.
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'I'm about to go in.'
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'How's the micro-TV
camera working.'
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- Push button for test pattern.
- Roger.
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Bat-scope a-okay,
Dog George.
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Rendezvous in Bat-cave
at end of mission.
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'Good luck.
Over and out.'
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Good gravy, it's Dick Grayson,
president of the school council!
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A goodnik like that?
Coming in here?
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Hiya, Sue-baby.
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How's tricks?
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I must be seeing things.
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I thought you spent all
your spare time studying.
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Oh, sure, I used to, maybe.
But, uh, who needs it anymore?
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You're looking at a guy
who's seen the light, Sue-baby.
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Who's the boyfriend?
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Oh, my friends call me Nick.
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(Robin)
'No kidding. What do
your enemies call you?'
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(Nick)
'My enemies ain't
in no condition'
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'to call nobody nothin'.'
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Some joker, isn't he?
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[clears throat]
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Uh, you looking
for something, Dicky boy?
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Same as everyone else,
Sue-baby.
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Some way of making
an easy buck, that's all.
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You, the ward of that rich
millionaire, Bruce Wayne?
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'What a skinflint.'
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If I didn't swipe dimes
from the butler
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I wouldn't even have
cigarette money.
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Why, here...
Have one on me, buster.
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Oh, thanks, pal.
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[coughs]
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'I better pass this round,
I already had two packs today.'
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So, how's the easy buck setup?
Got any leads?
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'You know, he might be
able to help us, Nick.'
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- He's a real super athlete.
- Oh, is that so?
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You oughta see him
climb and stuff.
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Maybe I should
introduce him to--
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Zip your lip, baby.
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Introduce me to who, Susie?
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- Hey, you want a tip, buster?
- Yeah.
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Oh, there was a cocktail
lounge stuck up recently.
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These guys used
that trick jukebox.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
Some cute caper.
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Yeah, well, here's my tip.
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You go down to that same joint
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'at exactly 3pm today'
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'you might pick yourself
some nickels and dimes.'
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- Thanks, pal.
- That's my tip.
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I'll see you around, huh?
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Oh, yeah,
you'll see me around.
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So long, Sue-baby.
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[engine revving]
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Gee, Nick, what's the idea?
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Why, you gorgeous,
dumb hunk of cheerleader.
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Couldn't you see?
That guy is strictly a phony.
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What do you mean?
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Already had
two packs today, huh?
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My blind grandmother
could see.
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That guy never had a weed
in his hand in his life.
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Good gravy.
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How'd I do, Batman?
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Good show, Robin.
Darn good show.
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It's 20 minutes to three.
We'd better hurry up
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if we're gonna trap them
in that cocktail lounge.
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Right you are.
Let's go.
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[engine revving]
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A trap indeed!
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But who's the mouse?
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For, in the lurid lair of that criminal cat, the Joker..
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My favorite kind of joke,
one which ends in a bang.
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Right. Now, what about Susie?
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Has she filled
the milk machine again?
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She's just getting ready.
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Uh, Susie, sweetie.
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A special extra bonus.
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A half pint bottle
of the most exquisite
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imported Canadian perfume.
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Wow! Canadian perfume.
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It's called,
" Une nuit sans fin."
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One endless night.
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Gee, that's like poetry.
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No, Susie, no.
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Do not open until after you've
loaded the milk machine.
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Do you understand?
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Oh, sure, Joker,
anything you say.
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You're just the best boss
any crook ever had.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, Joker, it's 3:00.
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Batman's zero hour.
Watch for the green light.
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[dramatic music]
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Back! Everybody,
back at the bar.
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We gotta have room
to throw our Bat-arangs
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when the crooks
come in for the loot.
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Ready with the coin, Robin?
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Ready.
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Zero hour.
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Put it in the slot.
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Roger.
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[music continues]
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[coin clattering]
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Batman's funeral dirge begins.
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I give him five seconds.
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Now!
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(Joker)
'The joke's on you,
my cheery booze hounds.'
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'It's a stick up!
Hands up, you coward.'
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Surprise, Batman!
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00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,010
Quick, Robin,
down behind the Bat-shield.
261
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,379
'Surprise and goodnight!'
262
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,214
[gunshot]
263
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:49,954
[dramatic music]
264
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,823
[explosion]
265
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,830
Holy hailstorm. You knew
this was gonna happen.
266
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:00,832
Or something like it.
You see, Robin.
267
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:04,135
You betrayed yourself
in that candy store.
268
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:04,736
How?
269
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,871
Despite your boast,
it was painfully evident
270
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,106
that you're not a smoker.
271
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,974
Nick must've seen
you were working
272
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,076
hand in hand with the police.
273
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,912
- Gee, Batman, I'm sorry.
- 'Don't be silly.'
274
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,780
It's to your credit that
275
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,315
that charade failed.
276
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,317
The thing now
is to save Susie.
277
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,385
- Save Susie?
- 'Work it out.'
278
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:25,056
Why would an undercover agent
try to pump her?
279
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,959
Because I knew
she was one of the gang.
280
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,162
Right. And once they know
that we know
281
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,299
that young lady's life
isn't worth a plugged lollypop.
282
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,168
Holy murder!
We gotta find her quick.
283
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,770
Where? Back at the store?
284
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,005
- School.
- On Saturday?
285
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,941
She'll be in the gym
practicing cheers.
286
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,442
Of course.
Tonight, there's a big game.
287
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,945
Woodrow Roosevelt
against Disko Tech.
288
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,414
Let's hurry, Batman.
289
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,886
[dramatic music]
290
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,089
Bartender, a bit of advice.
291
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:02,494
Always inspect
a jukebox carefully.
292
00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:05,430
These machines can be deadly.
293
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,768
[phone ringing]
294
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,037
Hello.
295
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:13,772
Yeah. Right.
296
00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:15,874
Yeah, just a sec.
He's right here.
297
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,842
Joker. Joker it's for you.
298
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:18,810
It's Las Vegas.
299
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,447
- Pete, the Swede.
- Ah.
300
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,516
Hello, Pete, the Swede.
301
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:27,986
What's the line
on the big game tonight?
302
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,222
The odds are 20 to 1?
303
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,891
On Woodrow Roosevelt High?
304
00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:34,359
Oh, what a killin'.
305
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,262
Uh, take a whimsical wager.
306
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:41,566
$50,000 on Disko Tech.
307
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,303
Yes, Pete, the Swede,
you heard me.
308
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,438
Disko Tech.
309
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:51,943
Fifty times twenty.
One million bucks.
310
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,179
Oh, how delicious!
311
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,914
[laughing]
312
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,217
What? Bet against these champs?
313
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:03,588
The clown prince of crime must have slipped a cog.
314
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,924
But wait..
315
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,025
'One..'
316
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,828
[in unison]
♪ Disko Tech, hey ♪
317
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,930
♪ Disko Tech, hey ♪
318
00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,065
♪ Fight 'em Woodrow Roosevelt ♪
319
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,900
♪ Beat 'em Woodrow Roosevelt ♪
320
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,469
♪ Woodrow Roosevelt
Woodrow Roosevelt ♪
321
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,906
♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪♪
322
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:25,210
Okay, kids,
let's take a break. Huh?
323
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:29,981
Gee, too bad that Magic Milk
machine's out of order.
324
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,159
Susie, stop.
Give yourself up.
325
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:44,329
Your life's in danger, Susie.
The Joker knows we're on to you.
326
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,265
He's discard you without mercy
like an old shoe.
327
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,634
Have you guys stripped
your gears?
328
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,469
'Quick. Catch her.'
329
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,975
So long, dynamic duo.
330
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,615
Poisoned.
331
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,019
- Dead.
- Are you sure?
332
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:12,090
Yeah, I saw 'em loading her on a
meat wagon from the city morgue.
333
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:15,059
The Boy Wonder was bawlin'
his head off.
334
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,261
Oh, well.
335
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,997
Well, it had to be done,
my Bad Pennies.
336
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,598
What's the death
of a greedy little dupe?
337
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:26,271
This life, at best,
is one long impractical joke.
338
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,540
Have a memorial cigar.
339
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,976
Why, thank you, Joker.
340
00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:35,079
[explosion]
341
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,581
[laughing]
342
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,349
The brief shadow has lifted.
343
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,352
I am my own humorous self again.
344
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,954
What's the hour?
345
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:43,421
5:22.
346
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,223
Quick. Cameras. Disguises.
347
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,326
It's time
for my greatest strike.
348
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,366
[basketball pounding]
349
00:18:56,536 --> 00:19:00,238
Okay, drop in.
350
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,172
One more.
351
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,209
Okay fellas, let's knock it off
before we go stale.
352
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,277
Right you are, Cap.
353
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,613
We'll quit while we've
got our sharp edge.
354
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,581
Yeah, we'll beat 'em
by 50 points.
355
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,216
We'll do it for Susie, right?
356
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,218
- Right.
- Come on.
357
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,990
The "out of order" sign's
gone off the milk machine.
358
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,558
Oh boy, it must be fixed.
359
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,093
Hey, who's got a dime?
360
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,528
Here, I got one.
361
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,036
What the heck?
362
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,139
This machine's
been fixed, alright.
363
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,041
Good gosh.
364
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,010
These are next week's
nation-wide
365
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,044
pre-college exam papers.
366
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,980
Complete with
the answers written in.
367
00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:42,680
[camera flash clicking]
368
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:47,151
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Dear me. How disillusioning.
369
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,653
The champs are cheats.
370
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,254
'Caught red-handed
with the answers'
371
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,458
'to the nation-wide
pre-college exams.'
372
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,092
The Joker.
373
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:56,327
At the moment,
merely an honest citizen.
374
00:19:56,329 --> 00:20:01,132
We was passing by to inspect
this here school property
375
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,201
which we support
with our taxes.
376
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,136
And imagine our surprise.
377
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:05,770
We're not cheats.
378
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,539
No, it's a typical filthy
Joker's trick.
379
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,742
It hardly matters, boys.
Now, does it?
380
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:13,244
When the board of education
sees this picture
381
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,781
with you holding the answer
to those exams..
382
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,016
'Ho, ho, ho, ho.'
383
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:19,384
Good gosh, we'll be suspended.
384
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,520
We won't be allowed to play
Disko Tech tonight.
385
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,222
Oh, well.
386
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,023
[laughing]
387
00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:28,159
I'm sure the scrubs
will do their best.
388
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,495
The scrubs? They'll be creamed.
389
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,564
Oh, so sad, so sad.
390
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,735
And after Batman's lectures
to you about honesty.
391
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:42,106
What on earth
will the caper crusader say?
392
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,076
'Ball players.
'Run for cover.'
393
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,380
Don't worry about having seen
those exam papers.
394
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,314
They're a fake.
395
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,416
(Robin)
'We planted them'
396
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,317
'and the Joker's picture
doesn't mean a thing.'
397
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:57,422
We saved Susie's life by using
the Universal Antidote pills
398
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,523
in our utility belts.
399
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:03,261
She repaid us by revealing
the whole criminal scheme.
400
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:07,465
Okay, Batman.
Let's deliver the punch line.
401
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,101
[theme music]
402
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,217
[music continues]
403
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,089
Tough luck, Bad Pennies.
404
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,256
You're out of circulation.
405
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:35,193
They'll melt you down
in a pan.
406
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,865
[rattling]
407
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,572
[clanging]
408
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:54,879
'Holy new year's eve.'
409
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:58,516
He's got me in his
famous trick streamers.
410
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,184
[laughing]
411
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,654
Have a sneeze on me,
Batman.
412
00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:05,556
[explosion]
413
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:06,858
No use, Joker.
414
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:10,194
I knew you'd employ
your sneezing powder.
415
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,896
So I took an anti-allergy pill.
416
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:17,168
Instead of a sneeze,
I've caught you...cold.
417
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:34,519
That's what easy living
gets you kids.
418
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,786
Stick to your books.
419
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:39,390
And good luck
against Disko Tech.
420
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,803
Well, I guess
it's goodbye, Susie.
421
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,973
- Goodbye, Dick.
- I give you my word.
422
00:22:54,975 --> 00:22:58,543
I'll mail you the new cheers
as soon as they're made up.
423
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,613
You can practice 'em
while you're away.
424
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:05,784
- Gosh.
- What's the matter?
425
00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:08,086
You've all been so nice to me.
426
00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:09,054
I can hardly bear it.
427
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,022
Heck, Susie,
it wasn't all your fault.
428
00:23:11,024 --> 00:23:12,891
I mean, with your
unhappy childhood
429
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:14,493
in a broken home
and everything.
430
00:23:14,495 --> 00:23:18,830
No wonder you fell for that
crook's phony promises.
431
00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,734
It's time, Susie.
432
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,570
The chauffeur is waiting.
433
00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:37,682
Gee. Imagine being taken
to jail by a chauffeur.
434
00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:40,585
The Wayne Foundation for
Delinquent Girls
435
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,520
is hardly a jail, Susie.
436
00:23:41,522 --> 00:23:45,123
Heck, no. There's teams
and clubs and everything.
437
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:48,827
I don't know
what to say to you both.
438
00:23:48,829 --> 00:23:51,463
I just..
439
00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:54,867
Thanks, Dick
440
00:23:54,869 --> 00:23:56,835
You're welcome, Susie.
441
00:23:57,237 --> 00:24:00,071
I'll have nightmares
all my life, Mr. Wayne.
442
00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:02,774
'If it hadn't been
for that power failure'
443
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,109
'where would Robin be?'
444
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,778
And where would Batman be?
445
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,947
- Where would Dick Grayson be?
- Huh?
446
00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:10,815
'Don't think about it,
young people.'
447
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,684
Just be thankful
that life is..
448
00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:16,555
.. filled with unanswered
questions, that's all.
449
00:24:16,558 --> 00:24:18,224
Goodbye, Susie.
450
00:24:18,226 --> 00:24:20,026
Goodbye.
451
00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:31,370
Next week, Batman battles False Face.
452
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,907
[theme music]
453
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,876
♪ Batman ♪
454
00:24:39,046 --> 00:24:41,380
♪ Batman ♪
455
00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:44,516
♪ Batman ♪
456
00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,753
♪ Batman ♪
457
00:24:48,756 --> 00:24:50,422
♪ Batman ♪
458
00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:51,857
♪ Batman ♪
459
00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:53,592
♪ Batman ♪
460
00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:58,063
♪ Batman
Batman ♪
461
00:24:58,065 --> 00:25:00,432
♪ Batman ♪
462
00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:08,573
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na ♪
463
00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,575
♪ Batman ♪♪
464
00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:14,775
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