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Cameron!
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Hi.
-My boss is gonna kill me for leaving early.
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What is your emergency?
I can't believe you brought me out in the rain.
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Stop, i love a little summer rain.
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I think it's romantic.
And what are you talking about?
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I thought you quit the travel agency
to supervise your remodelling..
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I did but Owen's out of control,
and now i'm working like a dog to pay for it.
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And Cameron, i can't tell Ben.
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What's the rush?
You know the market would turn around.
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There's only one Hamptons.
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Why am i here?
What is your emergency?
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Okay..
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Speaking of the old Hamptons getaway..
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I need to borrow it.
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Why?
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I'm having a little open house myself.
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But only one guy is coming.
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Read.. His name is Hugh.
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I mean she's my future baby mama.
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I love me my Kate.
-It's not about love, how's your sex life?
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It's..
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It's fine.
-My point percisely.
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You gotta spice it up.
-By banging other girls?
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Slow down buddy,
you're not there yet.
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Slow down.
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Start by..
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Asking Kate for a threesome.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Why not? You ever had one?
-No.
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See, you know i know women.
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You know this, but you gotta grow a pair
and ask her.
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You know what?
I'm not even supposed to say this..
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But Kate has asked Cameron about it.
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No, that don't work me.
That is bull.
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There are clear cut signs,
for when a woman wants to sleep around.
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I know this, perfect hair, good panties,
night time make up in the morning..
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Like you would know good panties.
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I'm just saying, if the sex is already boring
and you're not even married yet..
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Why not throw it out?
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I couldn't handle a threesome.
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I couldn't do it, honestly.
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I'm just not well-verse enough
on threeway ettiquete.
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I mean where to start..
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What to put where,
who do you do first..
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Am i paying too much attention,
not enough attention..
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Who to thank..
The pressure.
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You thank everybody.
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I can't believe you're having an affair.
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Not an affair.
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A fling, a larc, a bump, bootycall.
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Little bump and grind.
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What about your husband?
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It was Vince's idea.
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You're having an open marriage?
How come you never told me this?
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Over 50% of marriages fail because of infidelity.
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So, right before we got married..
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Vince came out with the 10 rules
to a healthy open relationship.
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How many men have you been with?
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That we would never end up divorce because of cheating.
-How many?
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Men biologically have the need to spread their seeds..
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How many men?
-Doesn't matter.
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Do you think Hugh would like this?
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It has no zippers or buttons.
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He'll love it.
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So, he made up 10 rules.
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Yeah, 1.. Never go out with an ex.
-Right.
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2.. No more than 3 dates with the same person.
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3.. no pictures, video, or media yet to be invented
throughout the universe.
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4.. Always an away game, never on home turf.
That includes friends and neighbor's beds.
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It can be wrong.
-Yeah.
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Number 5 AKA the no Marv Albert play by play..
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No announcements, no intros,
no details..
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You see each other in public,
you keep walking.
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Hold it Cammie, this is way to Maxim.
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And i don't even read Maxim.
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What happened if you just woke up one morning, and you were like..
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Time for some fresh dick.
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Sorry.
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Number 6, the neighborhood blackout rule.
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Stay away from favorite restaurants,
clubs, hangouts.
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7.. The group maxed no more than 5 at a time.
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Time out, flag on the play.
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What does it matter how many people if you're open about it?
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More than 5 people becomes an orgy,
i have standard..
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But as high as a limbo stick.
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8.. No gifts, giving or receiving..
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9.. The no sleeping with friends and family plan.
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That includes second and third cousins.
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God, that is so gross. Only you Vince, would need a rule like that.
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The number 1..
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On the Letterman's top 10,
this is important..
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Never ever ever..
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Ever say i love you.
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Maybe you should consider separation.
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Hell no.
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How can i blame him for something i stupidly agree?
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You don't have to,
that's what divorce lawyers are for.
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You don't get it, girl.
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I love him.
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Right, but this makes stupid.
Like..
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Stupid.
-Taxi!
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Taxi!
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Stay, stay, stay.
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Please.
-Owen is at Loraine's in the Hamptons, so you'll be good.
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Great.
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Hey, can you keep this for me
til tomorrow?
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I don't want Vince to see it.
-Sure.
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I love you.
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You and your summer rain.
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You two should only be as lucky as us.
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And you know why?
-Enlighten us.
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It's because we're always completely honest
and open with each other.
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And because we keep surprising each other..
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This year for your birthday,
i'm taking you antiqing in Rhode Island.
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No..
-What, no!
-Yes..
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You're so sweet.
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Quaint little B&B..
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No television, no phone,
just you and me my dear, that's it.
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I love you.
-I love you.
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I have been asking him to do this forever.
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No TV?
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It's after the playoffs,
don't worry about it.
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Hey guys, so what brings us to this two credit card dinner?
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Who is the hottest children's author..
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Since Harry Potter?
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Emma Cooney.
-Boom, there you go.
-What?
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Vince is going to be meeting with her on Friday.
-No..
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To discuss the publishing of her new book..
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Oh my god, why didn't you tell me?
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Because you would have bought a new dress.
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This one can shop more than a speedfreak on Ebay.
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He's got that right, wait til Hugh sees her in that new dress.
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You can really go from..
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Sweet to shitty in one second.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom..
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I will be right back.
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No more working, and travels for you.
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I am just gonna leave you two alone
for a minute.
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ask her.
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What's going on?
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I have to ask you something.
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Sure.
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You know it's only taking me this long to propose to you because..
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I don't want us to end up miserable like my folks,
because they constantly broke..
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I can still hear my mom said..
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No money comes in the door,
love flies out the window.
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I love you.
-I keep telling you, it doesn't matter to me.
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We'll do our house up, and we'll sell it..
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And it'll be our little nest egg, you and i.
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Thank god we pulled the plug on that fru fru decorator guy..
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Otherwise our nest egg, will be a tree house.
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That's besides the point, that's your money.
I don't want it.
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I'm sorry that our sex life hasn't exactly been..
-Ben, don't worry. You know what?
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We've both been really busy and you're focusing on the business, it's fine.
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Right. No, wrong.
-Wrong.
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Way wrong.
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Okay, i've been thinking about something.
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I don't even know how to say this.
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I'm nervous.
-It's okay.
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I think..
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That the way to take our relationship
to the next level..
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Yeah..
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Is..
-It's okay.
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I'm gonna say yes..
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Well..
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Will you have a threesome with me?
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Well, you.. I can't wait to get you fuck me.
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Because i have a surprise..
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Probably Chlamydia..
Hurry up.
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Really?
Really you'll have a threesome with me?
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Definitely.
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I've always wanted to know
what it would be like with..
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Two guys.
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The only question is, tomorrow morning do i text you
or do i nudge you.
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What's up, cool breeze?
How did it go?
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Awful, the worst possible way it could have gone..
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Then you didn't sell it right.
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I definitely sold it, she said yes.
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Then what's the problem?
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Hey, is that you?
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Oh my God.
Hi.
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Matt!
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How are you?
-So good to see you.
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You still look amazing.
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Nice to see some things don't change.
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You still look like you're in shape.
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You always did like breaking a sweat.
-Yeah, i remember our litte work out.
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Let's do punch tomorrow.
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i'm only in town for two days on business.
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We got a lot of catching up to do.
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9am. Lugo's.
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Okay.
-See you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Hello.. Who was that?
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Matt.
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Exboyfriend Matt?
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Highschool pole vaulter Matt..
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Damn, he can stick it to me anytime.
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Ladies..
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Perfect time.
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A threeway?
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Ben can't even get a boner
with a cat in the room.
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Matt would never share me with anyone.
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At least Benny's getting laid.
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I wonder what the Yanks are doing tonight?
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It's not slutty,
we're evolved.
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It's so European.
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Great, i'm gonna have some guy's balls
in my face.
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I'm gonna kill Vince.
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We're here at the palatial estate of media Tsar,
Jeffery Field.
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His legendary summer, starstudded
la Dolce Vita Ball is the party of the season.
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The place to be.
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Security is tight.
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But i had a chance to sit down with the..
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Always controversial Field,
and talk to him about..
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His legendary career as well as his notoriously
open lifestyle..
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Which is being followed by
his new reality series..
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"Fields of Dreams".
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Mr Fields, the stories are legendary.
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How you started in the mailroom,
work your way all the way up..
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To owning your own multimillion dollar empire.
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Bullshit, i fucked my way to the top.
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I fucked whoever and whatever i had to.
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Men, women, i fucked a camel once.
I don't give a shit.
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Put it right here in front of my cock,
and i'll fuck it if it means i'll get my way.
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I'll fuck you and your cameraman right now,
if it'll make more people watch this shit.
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Why don't we talk about your fabulous ball?
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Your guest list is the creme de la creme..
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Wallstreet, Hollywood celebrities, socialites,
industrial titans..
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And my ever presence entourage,
my boys and girls..
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The beautiful people..
-yes.
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What's your secret?
-I have no secrets.
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I'm a media whore, remember?
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But i don't give anything away.
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So, go to my newest global venture..
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FieldEPublishing.com..
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And for $9.95, you can download
all the juicy tidbits.
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In my best selling autobiography..
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I fucked everyone..
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And as in all Jeffery Field's gala..
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It don't end until the sun shines.
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I'm Michael Corbit.
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Mr Owen, i was told you want to move the cigar box by 4 feet?
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Yes, please thank you.
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But.. It's a massive undertaking.
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Massive undertaking? Do you feel that breeze?
-Yeah.
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See the way the smoke from the cigar is going this way?
If you're smoking a cigar..
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Here, and i'm here talking to Gwyneth Paltrow
and Miley Cyrus..
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The cigar smoke comes to them,
now they smell like Fidel Castro.
249
00:13:41,423 --> 00:13:45,691
You want that? No, me neither. So, 4 feet, thank you.
-Okay.
250
00:13:45,816 --> 00:13:48,430
Excuse me, why is this purple?
251
00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:50,743
Why is it purple?
I want it violet.
252
00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:54,246
Perfection is our sanctity,
if you don't understand, i'll get someone else.
253
00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:57,038
Thank you, you can take it away now.
Go.
254
00:13:57,084 --> 00:14:00,372
Cherrie..
-Somebody really knows how to crack the whip.
255
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,218
Cherrie, you should see me in the bedroom..
256
00:14:03,262 --> 00:14:04,824
That can be arranged.
257
00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:08,828
If i have met you before that summer
in Vankemp, who knows..
258
00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:10,763
My life might have taken a different turn.
259
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,816
I've got first dibs on Owen.
260
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,984
Besides, i don't think you're his type.
261
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,257
Behave, i'm not a piece of meat.
262
00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:21,723
What is my nosey neighbor Barbara
doing here today?
263
00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,044
Being nosey.
264
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:27,184
I think you're trying to steal my stylist.
Don't worry Barb, i don't think there's a thing he can do to you..
265
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:29,461
That your plastic surgeon hasn't done already.
266
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,780
I said it.
267
00:14:30,825 --> 00:14:34,959
Stop flirting, if your boyfriend Hans see you touch me,
he's gonna have your nuts in a sling.
268
00:14:34,976 --> 00:14:37,735
If this party isn't uber fabulous,
i'll have your nuts..
269
00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:40,066
And they won't be in a sling.
270
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:46,134
No no, that sucked.
271
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,733
Let's shoot that again.
272
00:14:47,778 --> 00:14:49,135
Give me the line again.
273
00:14:49,182 --> 00:14:54,153
He'll have nuts..
-Screw it, we'll fix it on the post.
274
00:14:54,432 --> 00:14:56,185
I heard that.
275
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,199
I brought you muffins.
276
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:20,148
What is IW2SUTYTC mean?
277
00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:22,957
I want to screw you until your toes crawl.
-Oh God.
278
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,764
Cameron, that's disgusting, i need
a wetnap.
279
00:15:26,837 --> 00:15:28,870
I need the keys to your house.
280
00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:30,453
So get this..
281
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:33,678
Last night, i thought Ben was gonna propose.
282
00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:37,531
Instead, the jerk asked me
for a threeway.
-No.
283
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:41,253
So i burned him and made up some
BS about wanting 2 guys.
284
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,877
Cameron, Cameron,
this is important to me.
285
00:15:43,895 --> 00:15:45,723
Honey, i'm listening.
286
00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:52,853
Okay okay.
All guys want it..
287
00:15:52,899 --> 00:15:55,827
The only difference is
some have the guts to ask.
288
00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:56,999
Vince asked?
289
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,060
No guts, i'm his Madonna,
the Virgin Mary.
290
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:04,148
Who's on her way to hook up with some guy
for the weekend.
291
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,410
Why aren't you hooking up
in some hotel in the city?
292
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,657
Because, i told you, Hugh is taking me
to Jeffery Field's La Dolce Vida Ball.
293
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,902
The house is under construction,
i haven't been down there for weeks. Owen is..
294
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,912
He's temperamental.
It's totally a mess.
295
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:20,860
Every room from South Hamptons to Montaugh is sold out.
296
00:16:21,801 --> 00:16:23,168
Thank you, thank you.
I love you.
297
00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:25,632
I'm sorry i have to run on you big time,
big kiss.
298
00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:27,376
I'm not happy about this.
299
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:33,518
Oh shit, Cameron.
300
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:35,607
Cameron, your dress!
301
00:16:35,658 --> 00:16:37,639
Next stop, Hamptons.
302
00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:42,270
Your dress!
303
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,553
Miss Cooney, can i get your autograph please?
304
00:16:48,576 --> 00:16:50,059
Of course, dear.
305
00:16:50,449 --> 00:16:52,199
When is your next book coming out?
306
00:16:52,286 --> 00:16:54,449
It's called
'The Magical Princess'
307
00:16:54,486 --> 00:16:56,662
And it's coming out shortly.
308
00:17:03,445 --> 00:17:04,935
Hi.
309
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,684
Hi.
310
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,041
Hello.
-Hey there.
311
00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:11,311
Weird.
312
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:17,167
We are auditioning for the "Cooney Magical Princess" book cover, please. Thank you.
313
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,292
Getting a little ahead of ourselves?
314
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,528
Hold on.
315
00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:25,802
Shit.
316
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,429
Oh shit?
-Oh shit?
317
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:29,960
Why did you say shit for?
I know what shit means, what does it mean?
318
00:17:31,576 --> 00:17:34,785
Need to reschedule Friday lunch
to Monday drinks?
319
00:17:34,828 --> 00:17:37,685
Off to Field's summer ball,
Emma Cooney Ta?
320
00:17:37,729 --> 00:17:38,597
Shit!
321
00:17:38,611 --> 00:17:41,668
I was at his party last year,
and it was ab fab.
322
00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:45,100
Oh my God, you need to get out of here right now.
Sorry.
323
00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:46,741
Really.
-I'm only here about the cover.
324
00:17:46,762 --> 00:17:47,692
What?
325
00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:49,970
Vince said not only do i look like a princess..
326
00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:51,924
But i have that magical quality too.
327
00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:55,339
We don't have much time for magic, but disappear.
Now, seriously.
328
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:58,107
Hey, ladies audition's over.
Go home.
329
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,872
DUde, this is like Spielberg's boy, okay?
330
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:03,718
We invited Cooney so we can scoop the deal.
-Do you think?
331
00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:05,582
Yeah, i think.
So what are we gonna do?
332
00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:08,054
Give me the keys to the Hampton's house.
-Why?
333
00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:11,124
I'm gonna get down there to close Cooney
before Field can.
334
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:15,494
How are you gonna stroll in uninvited
to the party of the summer?
335
00:18:16,189 --> 00:18:18,010
I'm gonna have to crash it.
-Oh my God.
336
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:20,447
Want me to tell Cameron you're going so she knows it's legit?
-No no.
337
00:18:20,471 --> 00:18:23,261
She thinks i'm golfing whole weekend.
I don't want to confuse things, it's very important.
338
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,291
Excuse me, hey Vince.
339
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,160
God.
340
00:18:29,161 --> 00:18:30,260
Vince!
341
00:18:30,491 --> 00:18:31,511
Vince!
-Yes!
342
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,644
Stay focus.
-Yeah.
343
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,921
You hear me?
None of your bull.
344
00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:38,062
Vince, we need this.
-I know, Cooney not the pooney.
345
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:39,283
Got it.
346
00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:40,803
Really?
347
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:45,851
Oh no, Gaby.
348
00:18:47,641 --> 00:18:48,828
Gaby, pick up?
349
00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:03,114
Hi, it's Gabriella.
Please send message.
350
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:04,959
Gaby, call me as soon as you get this, okay?
351
00:19:04,988 --> 00:19:07,586
My partner Vince is on his way
to the house right now..
352
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,465
So you gotta get to the hotel and get there quick.
I'll pay for it.
353
00:19:10,829 --> 00:19:13,814
Fast, my sweety, very fast.
354
00:19:13,838 --> 00:19:15,413
Ah!
355
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,615
If i had popped the question,
we'd probably on our second kid?
356
00:19:27,639 --> 00:19:29,201
Oh really?
357
00:19:31,445 --> 00:19:33,374
I've been invited to the Dolce La Vita Ball.
358
00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:34,865
You made the guest list?
359
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,619
Yeah.
-One sec.
360
00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:41,362
Sorry, my best friend Cameron is going to that,
i hear it's the party of the year.
361
00:19:41,842 --> 00:19:43,114
Come with me.
362
00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:48,068
He can stick it to me anytime.
363
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:51,705
I would love to, but..
364
00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:54,695
I can't.
365
00:20:01,973 --> 00:20:03,494
Baby, i'm home.
366
00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:05,056
Hey, honey.
367
00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:07,509
Babe?
368
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,484
What the hell..
369
00:20:12,816 --> 00:20:14,088
Hey.
-Hey.
370
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,337
Where were you?
371
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,087
I was running errands, why?
372
00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:19,431
I've been calling you.
373
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,820
Why are you so dressed up?
374
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:21,785
I'm not.
375
00:20:21,815 --> 00:20:25,377
Better question, what is with this $1700 dress?
376
00:20:25,439 --> 00:20:26,630
We haven't closed the deal yet.
377
00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:28,120
Relax, it's not even mine.
378
00:20:28,151 --> 00:20:30,447
I'm just returning it for a friend, Ben.
379
00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:38,591
So, what did you..
380
00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,519
Ask me about?
381
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:44,087
The Hampton house,
i thought maybe..
382
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,673
I should take a loan out on it.
383
00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:47,555
A loan?
384
00:20:47,602 --> 00:20:49,863
To offer Emma Cooney a huge advance
on her book.
385
00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:50,945
Why?
386
00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:53,998
Jeffery Field is gonna try and steal our deal.
387
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,198
Unfortunately..
388
00:20:57,687 --> 00:21:01,351
I maxed out the equity we paid for the remodeling.
389
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,143
Jesus Christ!
390
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,194
What did that rip off decorator charge you?
391
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,064
Nevermind, you know what?
392
00:21:08,328 --> 00:21:12,169
Let's just hope that Vince
talks her into it.
393
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,408
He's on his way up there..
-What?
394
00:21:14,446 --> 00:21:16,195
Ben, you should have asked me.
395
00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:21,129
I'll find the money.
-No, about Vince. You shouldn't just let him stay at the house without asking me.
396
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:22,597
Why is that?
397
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:24,964
Cause it's a mess.
398
00:21:25,521 --> 00:21:28,645
Vince would live in a leper colony to close a deal.
399
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,812
Is there something else going on?
400
00:21:33,607 --> 00:21:36,140
Ben, don't be silly, it's just..
401
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:41,311
I would appreciate it if you consulted me
on things that were mine.
402
00:21:41,704 --> 00:21:45,146
Last night, i thought it was our nest egg.
403
00:21:46,277 --> 00:21:48,900
You went ahead and you spend without talking to me.
404
00:21:52,215 --> 00:21:55,815
Vince, via text, what is IW2..
405
00:21:55,861 --> 00:21:58,119
SUTWTC means?
406
00:21:58,571 --> 00:22:00,840
I want to screw you til your toes curl.
407
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,903
Oh my God.
408
00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,967
Lucky you, who's texting you?
409
00:22:04,035 --> 00:22:07,109
Vince, i think she's cheating.
-Calm down.
410
00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:10,737
Shit..
411
00:22:11,175 --> 00:22:13,437
Cameron, you idiot.
412
00:22:14,049 --> 00:22:15,721
No, you didn't.
413
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,858
She's wearing night time make up
and it's morning.
414
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:29,034
Taxi! taxi!
Come on, why don't you stop?
415
00:22:30,006 --> 00:22:32,161
Off to the Hamptons?
416
00:22:43,391 --> 00:22:44,928
Can you take me to the Hamptons?
417
00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:46,804
Hamptons?
-How much for the Hamptons?
418
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:48,334
No way..
419
00:23:02,956 --> 00:23:05,556
Not the threesome i had in mind.
420
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:09,470
Baby, i gotta go.
I'm pulling off to Field's mansion now.
421
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:12,682
Alright, i'm just gonna go the cottage, hurry.
422
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:23,102
She is the freaking hottest thing
that you have ever seen.
423
00:23:25,184 --> 00:23:27,218
Duncan, i'm telling you.
424
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:30,326
I'm banging a real cougar tonight.
425
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,987
She's like 28-29 years old.
426
00:23:33,024 --> 00:23:34,748
And she's a real cougar.
427
00:23:34,771 --> 00:23:37,913
No way, no way.
-You'll see her at the party.
428
00:23:38,039 --> 00:23:39,532
Boo yeah!
429
00:23:42,164 --> 00:23:43,956
Hey baby..
430
00:23:54,757 --> 00:23:55,948
Upstairs.
431
00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:58,511
No, no..
We're gonna go right here.
432
00:23:59,431 --> 00:24:02,129
I'm taking you from the couch.
433
00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:03,494
Wow..
434
00:24:06,627 --> 00:24:09,052
Not gonna need these anymore.
435
00:24:09,612 --> 00:24:12,974
Oh my God, you have the prettiest feet i have ever seen.
436
00:24:13,005 --> 00:24:15,544
And i've seen a lot of feet.
437
00:24:18,377 --> 00:24:22,062
It's like two basketballs
hiding under your skirt.
438
00:24:22,387 --> 00:24:24,302
You always this aggresive?
439
00:24:24,528 --> 00:24:27,041
Don't interrupt my skill.
440
00:24:27,621 --> 00:24:30,146
It's time for some butt bongo, baby.
441
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:33,325
I want to worship your ass.
442
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,715
Aw..
443
00:24:38,847 --> 00:24:40,677
Have you seen Owen?
444
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:43,736
Yes, he left on an errand,
saying something about the fa grua..
445
00:24:43,768 --> 00:24:45,946
I think a little too much pistachio.
446
00:24:47,408 --> 00:24:50,062
Your guest?
-Go and get your door for Miss Cooney.
447
00:24:52,517 --> 00:24:55,223
Emma. My darling.
448
00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:59,794
Mon Rocchie is chilled, the berries are freshly baked.
449
00:24:59,824 --> 00:25:01,480
You settle in..
450
00:25:01,699 --> 00:25:03,584
And you get ready for a fabulous feta.
451
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:07,739
After spending a wet winter, freezing my bum off at Sussex,
i'm more than ready.
452
00:25:07,786 --> 00:25:09,794
Take Miss Cooney's things to the lake house.
453
00:25:09,817 --> 00:25:12,131
I have to get ready for the suarrey.
454
00:25:12,191 --> 00:25:16,166
My son is coming home from Andover,
i'm planning a little surprise for him.
455
00:25:16,197 --> 00:25:18,134
You just make yourself at home..
456
00:25:18,155 --> 00:25:20,342
I am so thrilled you're here.
457
00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:22,093
I'm thrilled to be here.
458
00:25:22,108 --> 00:25:24,112
See you.
-Thank you so much.
459
00:25:25,613 --> 00:25:28,391
Crashing this joint is a piece of cake.
460
00:25:28,738 --> 00:25:31,000
Emma Conney, here i come.
461
00:25:31,677 --> 00:25:33,962
Hi, it's Gabriella,
missing you.
462
00:25:33,978 --> 00:25:36,615
Gaby, if you get this,
get out of the house!
463
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:41,893
Just stay with me,
let your staff do the work.
464
00:25:41,923 --> 00:25:45,214
Are you kidding?
It's the most important event of my career.
465
00:25:45,259 --> 00:25:46,909
Please.
466
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:49,476
I'll do the thing with my big toe.
467
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,099
You remind me of my aunt.
468
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:11,421
Only hotter.
469
00:26:14,445 --> 00:26:17,189
Your body is banging.
470
00:26:18,614 --> 00:26:22,078
Oh my God, you are too cool for words.
471
00:26:22,132 --> 00:26:25,436
And way too hot for clothes.
472
00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:41,151
I told you that i have a surprise..
473
00:26:41,227 --> 00:26:43,501
For you.
-Oh my God!
474
00:26:43,759 --> 00:26:46,946
Oh my God!
-Nice surprise.
475
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,793
Kate, what are you doing here?
476
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:51,273
One second, pitstop,
but don't worry ladies..
477
00:26:51,288 --> 00:26:54,892
My engine is revved up
and i'm ready to go.
478
00:26:56,076 --> 00:26:58,089
How old is he?
479
00:26:58,214 --> 00:26:59,087
Old enough.
480
00:26:59,109 --> 00:27:02,320
He's gotta go, Vince is here to meet Cooney,
the deal is in trouble, he will be here any minute.
481
00:27:02,342 --> 00:27:04,270
What?
Why don't you call me?
482
00:27:04,339 --> 00:27:06,396
Do you hear me now?
-Shit!
483
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,876
Oh my God!
484
00:27:09,899 --> 00:27:12,083
Put it out!
Oh my God, your hand!
485
00:27:12,106 --> 00:27:14,727
What are you doing?
-Putting the fire out!
486
00:27:14,773 --> 00:27:16,921
I'm naked, i'm hitting it.
487
00:27:16,944 --> 00:27:19,390
And then her girlfriend walks in.
488
00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:20,490
No way!
489
00:27:20,558 --> 00:27:24,713
Not one, but two hot and horny cougars!
490
00:27:25,634 --> 00:27:27,638
Excuse me, excuse me..
491
00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:29,965
Can you come over here please?
-Yeah, hi.
492
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:33,024
Who are you with?
-I'm with the guys.
493
00:27:33,047 --> 00:27:34,291
The guys?
494
00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:35,617
Yeah.
495
00:27:35,647 --> 00:27:37,245
Just doing my thing.
496
00:27:37,269 --> 00:27:38,340
Your thing?
497
00:27:38,346 --> 00:27:41,419
That's cool, cause i thought that you might be
a sneaky snake sneaking in.
498
00:27:41,433 --> 00:27:44,296
Why would i sneak in?
I'm already here.
499
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,825
Doing what?
500
00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:47,716
Landscaping?
501
00:27:47,815 --> 00:27:49,409
Skimming the pool?
502
00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:52,077
Okay, moaching.
503
00:27:52,507 --> 00:27:53,999
Decorating.
504
00:27:54,036 --> 00:27:55,957
Breaking and entering.
505
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,472
You don't understand.
506
00:27:57,525 --> 00:28:01,514
Is that because you think i make $12 an hour with no benefits, i'm an idiot?
507
00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:04,122
Or maybe because you think i'm black?
508
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,726
Guess what, I'm Dominican.
509
00:28:05,757 --> 00:28:07,958
Really?
-Let's go.
510
00:28:08,199 --> 00:28:09,329
I'm here to see Emma Cooney.
511
00:28:09,376 --> 00:28:10,205
Who?
-Emma Cooney.
512
00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:11,720
You're here to see me?
513
00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:13,283
Yes!
514
00:28:14,171 --> 00:28:15,413
Hi, glad to see you.
515
00:28:15,465 --> 00:28:19,941
Vince.. Ben Roberts, Family Quality Publishing.
516
00:28:19,956 --> 00:28:23,588
You're gonna meet my partner Vince on Monday, yes..
-Yes.
517
00:28:23,713 --> 00:28:24,914
Of course.
518
00:28:24,945 --> 00:28:28,338
I got a little place down the beach,
310 Hampton Road..
519
00:28:28,413 --> 00:28:30,628
Come buy for a sunset cocktail.
520
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,784
I'd love to, but i've only just arrived.
521
00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:36,633
I look forward to meeting Vince on Monday..
522
00:28:36,872 --> 00:28:39,765
If you're here tonight,
do say hello.
523
00:28:40,149 --> 00:28:41,966
Ta..
-Ta!
524
00:28:43,047 --> 00:28:44,337
Da.. See?
525
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:46,364
She said if i'd..
Not invite.
526
00:28:46,401 --> 00:28:47,110
Go.
527
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:56,385
You better get the guys to this party.
528
00:28:56,424 --> 00:29:00,588
They are in for the shock of their lives.
529
00:29:00,647 --> 00:29:01,914
Done, i am there.
530
00:29:01,951 --> 00:29:06,236
Hey, Hugh right now is banging cougar.
He's banging cougar right now.
531
00:29:10,396 --> 00:29:12,312
What are we gonna tell Hugh?
532
00:29:13,442 --> 00:29:14,911
What's that noise?
533
00:29:15,325 --> 00:29:17,045
What noise?
-Did you hear that?
534
00:29:20,336 --> 00:29:22,809
When are you gonna stop this gay masquarade?
535
00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:25,392
There are straight 500 designers.
536
00:29:25,438 --> 00:29:27,360
Now can you let me make the bed?
537
00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:31,367
It's a shame nobody sees you for the man you really are.
538
00:29:31,406 --> 00:29:36,046
Every woman wants to believe she's got the magic to turn a gay man straight.
539
00:29:36,145 --> 00:29:39,392
Owen, is that you.
-Admit it, you shit.
540
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:42,434
I want more down, it's disgusting.
541
00:29:42,479 --> 00:29:44,831
It's like chicken feathers.
-Owen!
542
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:46,307
Kate!
543
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,041
What are you doing here?
544
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:50,862
I told you i would call you Monday,
the house is not ready for you to see yet.
545
00:29:50,946 --> 00:29:52,310
Who's this?
-Who are you?
546
00:29:52,325 --> 00:29:53,373
Who are they?
-What's going on?
547
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:55,098
Who's asking?
-No more questions.
548
00:29:56,206 --> 00:29:59,762
I am Owen Manners, i am Kate's personal lifestylers..
549
00:29:59,786 --> 00:30:02,181
Kate, shoo shoo, your hair is a disaster.
550
00:30:02,212 --> 00:30:05,264
Look at this flyaway, my god you need some hair serum.
551
00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:07,764
Nice to meet you,
how are you?
552
00:30:08,075 --> 00:30:09,763
This is Gabriella.
She is..
553
00:30:09,793 --> 00:30:11,678
Benny's houseguest.
554
00:30:12,997 --> 00:30:14,324
Benny?
555
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,723
So, this is what Benny had in mind.
556
00:30:16,753 --> 00:30:19,211
A threesome with this chiquita.
557
00:30:23,652 --> 00:30:26,213
Global warming in this room
is affecting my chi.
558
00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:27,904
Ciao!
559
00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:31,047
I'm gonna call Benny right now..
560
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,413
We're gonna sort this out.
561
00:30:33,489 --> 00:30:36,246
Fine, it's his house.
-It's my house!
562
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:39,799
He told me i could stay here
to write my book.
563
00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:41,668
You're a writer?
-Yes.
564
00:30:42,505 --> 00:30:45,092
Like John Gris-ham.
565
00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:48,967
Right.
566
00:30:48,989 --> 00:30:52,460
I'm sure she thinks the thesaurus is a dinosaur.
567
00:30:55,491 --> 00:30:56,805
Hello?
-Hi Ben.
568
00:30:56,843 --> 00:30:58,885
Kate, hey baby. Hi.
569
00:30:58,929 --> 00:31:01,340
Do you have a woman staying in my house?
570
00:31:01,363 --> 00:31:04,671
And before you lie, i'd like to remind you
that i'm here right now.
571
00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:07,702
And she's right in front of me.
572
00:31:08,763 --> 00:31:11,317
I know you will never believe this by looking at her..
573
00:31:11,354 --> 00:31:15,019
But she's a very talented writer.
She has this great idea for a book.
574
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:18,130
And because the business is running on fume,
In advance..
575
00:31:18,175 --> 00:31:20,905
I thought she can stay at the house for free while she writes.
576
00:31:20,943 --> 00:31:24,417
And at the same time, housesit,
as to protect your investment.
577
00:31:24,614 --> 00:31:26,574
And as for not telling you..
578
00:31:26,672 --> 00:31:28,360
Quite honestly i forgot.
579
00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:32,116
You know, keys and glasses you forget..
580
00:31:32,485 --> 00:31:36,992
A Brazillian bombshell staying in the master bedroom of your girlfriend's house, you don't forget!
581
00:31:37,052 --> 00:31:39,636
Don't you think that if i knew that if you were going there..
582
00:31:39,687 --> 00:31:41,715
I would call her and tell her to leave?
583
00:31:42,184 --> 00:31:43,210
This is not over.
584
00:31:43,262 --> 00:31:44,836
I love me my Kate.
Your my Kate.
585
00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:46,315
Is Vince there yet?
586
00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:48,621
We're definitely gonna talk about this.
587
00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:56,581
There's nothing going on.
588
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,751
I actually think it's her cheating on me,
but she puts me on the defense, weird.
589
00:32:02,227 --> 00:32:04,503
First i get that crazy sextext..
590
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,679
And that brand new dress she never worn..
591
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,767
And my sex maniac partner goes to the hamptons..
592
00:32:08,783 --> 00:32:12,632
To figure out our business, and at the same time
she's there and i can't get a hold of them?
593
00:32:14,283 --> 00:32:15,950
Are you saying something, young man?
594
00:32:15,972 --> 00:32:18,308
He is a three time loser.
595
00:32:18,347 --> 00:32:21,895
His business is going under,
his girl is two-timing him..
596
00:32:21,924 --> 00:32:25,729
And on top of it all,
his partner is stuping her.
597
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,921
That's certainly one interpretation.
598
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:35,136
So here's where you've been hiding.
599
00:32:35,728 --> 00:32:37,393
What's smell like burn cat hair?
600
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,885
You gotta go.
601
00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:42,316
My husband would murder you.
602
00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:44,200
Your husband?
603
00:32:44,321 --> 00:32:45,947
You're married?
604
00:32:50,995 --> 00:32:52,480
I knew it.
605
00:32:52,518 --> 00:32:54,642
Writer my ass.
606
00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,360
That liar!
607
00:32:57,604 --> 00:32:59,654
Where are my pants?
608
00:32:59,923 --> 00:33:02,130
They were right here.
609
00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:04,000
Cameron!
610
00:33:04,527 --> 00:33:07,060
Wait, i'll find you some clothes.
-You see this?
611
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:09,555
Where are my clothes?
612
00:33:09,593 --> 00:33:10,571
All burned up.
-How?
613
00:33:10,616 --> 00:33:13,374
No time for explanations.
-That bastard is cheating on me.
614
00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:14,902
I need pants.
615
00:33:14,925 --> 00:33:18,505
He's on his way.
-No, your husband can't come.
616
00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:20,230
I'm naked.
617
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,782
Oh my god.
618
00:33:36,903 --> 00:33:39,637
Shit. He looks mean.
619
00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,512
Fuck.
620
00:33:46,727 --> 00:33:48,641
Your husband is here.
621
00:33:48,672 --> 00:33:49,666
What?
622
00:33:54,944 --> 00:33:58,026
Vince is at the door.
-Good, let him in, i'll ask him how long Ben's been banging the bimbo.
623
00:33:58,063 --> 00:33:59,714
Come on.
624
00:34:18,613 --> 00:34:19,902
No, this way.
625
00:34:19,931 --> 00:34:21,649
This way!
626
00:34:29,825 --> 00:34:31,250
This is great.
627
00:34:31,295 --> 00:34:33,510
Where did baby Huey go?
-Stop it.
628
00:34:33,635 --> 00:34:35,695
He just looks young.
629
00:34:40,565 --> 00:34:42,702
You're here, hi.
630
00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:44,369
Didn't hear you come in.
631
00:34:44,407 --> 00:34:46,467
You are beautiful.
632
00:34:46,506 --> 00:34:49,180
God damn, you find the place okay?
633
00:34:49,539 --> 00:34:51,292
Who the hell are you?
634
00:34:51,521 --> 00:34:52,887
I'm Vinnie.
635
00:34:53,170 --> 00:34:56,137
Are you not Jannie, my naughty craiglist hottie?
636
00:34:56,184 --> 00:34:57,895
I'm calling the police.
637
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,968
Relax, anybody's calling the police, it's me.
638
00:35:00,007 --> 00:35:01,872
Ben didn't tell me anybody was staying here.
639
00:35:01,910 --> 00:35:04,992
He didn't tell that circus was coming to town either.
640
00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:07,516
Sounds hinky, i'm Ben's partner.
641
00:35:07,554 --> 00:35:09,307
And that sounds hinky to me.
642
00:35:09,344 --> 00:35:12,927
If you were Ben's partner,
you should know i'm here.
643
00:35:13,888 --> 00:35:15,403
The bastard's cheating on me.
644
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,423
That bastard's cheating on you.
645
00:35:17,461 --> 00:35:19,195
.
646
00:35:17,461 --> 00:35:19,195
I'm gonna circumsized him.
647
00:35:47,142 --> 00:35:50,090
This is exaclty why Vince and i
have an open relationship.
648
00:35:50,137 --> 00:35:53,107
Then why are we hiding in the boathouse?
649
00:35:53,513 --> 00:35:55,886
Maybe he's having an affair too.
650
00:35:56,429 --> 00:36:00,873
No, Vince would never, rule number 4 remember?
Always an away game.
651
00:36:00,998 --> 00:36:02,955
But you're here.
652
00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:05,262
I didn't think of that.
653
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:08,468
Never mind about you,
i am getting even..
654
00:36:08,490 --> 00:36:09,643
Tonight.
655
00:36:09,846 --> 00:36:13,011
To think, i could have hooked up with Matt at the party, but i said no.
656
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:16,058
You would not even cheat on a math test.
657
00:36:16,096 --> 00:36:18,704
I can just see you dining on Wiener and Balls.
658
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,844
No, i'm doing it.
659
00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:23,436
Even if it's Owen.
660
00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:25,942
Owen's gay.
661
00:36:26,735 --> 00:36:28,227
Not tonight he's not.
662
00:36:45,629 --> 00:36:47,429
Kate?
663
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,970
Gaby?
664
00:36:50,384 --> 00:36:52,229
Vince?
-Hey!
665
00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:53,852
Don't do that!
-Do what?
666
00:36:53,919 --> 00:36:56,112
Is she here?
-Oh yeah.
667
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:59,319
No, she's not, but why are you holding out on me?
668
00:36:59,562 --> 00:37:01,446
Is Kate here?
669
00:37:01,514 --> 00:37:05,449
No, you can stop acting like all freaked out now, okay?
670
00:37:05,517 --> 00:37:07,438
She's gone.
671
00:37:08,997 --> 00:37:10,399
Did you talk to Emma Cooney yet?
672
00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:12,066
Of course, relax.
673
00:37:12,088 --> 00:37:13,934
She couldn't been more pleasant.
-That's great.
674
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,327
When do we meet?
-Tonight at the party.
675
00:37:15,372 --> 00:37:16,840
SHe invited you?
676
00:37:16,954 --> 00:37:17,813
Not exactly.
677
00:37:17,933 --> 00:37:19,629
But she gave you an invitation?
678
00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:21,076
Not exactly.
679
00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:22,448
But you're on the list?
680
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:23,985
Not exactly.
-Stop it.
681
00:37:23,986 --> 00:37:25,250
How are we going to the party?
682
00:37:25,251 --> 00:37:27,172
I don't know about you,
but i'm crashing.
683
00:37:35,752 --> 00:37:38,005
Vincy Wincey!
684
00:37:41,146 --> 00:37:43,120
I'm Vince.
-Oh my God!
685
00:37:43,211 --> 00:37:44,583
Yes!
686
00:37:45,752 --> 00:37:48,405
And you brought a friend.
-My best friend Wendy!
687
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:49,970
Hello.
688
00:37:50,016 --> 00:37:51,303
Since we never see each other..
689
00:37:51,341 --> 00:37:52,902
I didn't know if you're gonna be like a creep..
690
00:37:52,946 --> 00:37:55,547
Or one of those gadget predator freaks
or whatever..
691
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:56,963
I'm no creep.
692
00:37:56,993 --> 00:37:58,508
He doesn't look like a creep.
693
00:37:58,592 --> 00:38:00,016
Come on, this is Ben.
694
00:38:00,053 --> 00:38:02,131
Vince told me.
695
00:38:02,176 --> 00:38:04,505
You're the guy with the women problem.
696
00:38:04,521 --> 00:38:06,217
Poor little fella.
697
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:08,567
Your casa is tight..
698
00:38:08,584 --> 00:38:11,190
We are gonna have mad fun.
699
00:38:12,543 --> 00:38:15,716
Excuse me, what are you doing inviting the Jersey Shore in here?
700
00:38:15,747 --> 00:38:17,566
Kate's already think i'm cheating with gaby.
701
00:38:17,611 --> 00:38:20,150
Aren't you?
-No, of course not.
702
00:38:20,202 --> 00:38:21,536
Why not?
703
00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:26,019
The fact that you're hiding Gaby from Kate mean subconsiencely, you want something to happen.
704
00:38:26,088 --> 00:38:28,067
Hold on, just because you have a screw up relationship, doesn't mean..
705
00:38:28,104 --> 00:38:29,673
I'll stop you right there.
706
00:38:29,701 --> 00:38:32,595
I love my wife..
707
00:38:32,633 --> 00:38:36,268
I'd die for her, do not judge what you don't understand.
708
00:38:36,394 --> 00:38:38,681
Yo Vinnie, when are we going to the beach?
709
00:38:38,711 --> 00:38:40,211
Very soon.
710
00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:43,963
I just don't get how you're fine with your wife banging every swinger in a tri-state area.
711
00:38:43,993 --> 00:38:45,897
You think Cam has fooled around?
712
00:38:45,928 --> 00:38:47,503
Cam is a shopper.
713
00:38:47,557 --> 00:38:49,676
The way to get her off
is to yell Sale.
714
00:38:56,381 --> 00:39:00,471
Honestly Vince, is the Emma Cooney thing bolt
so you can have your little..
715
00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:03,153
Vince Gone Wild weekend?
716
00:39:03,183 --> 00:39:04,654
Vin, where can we put our stuff?
717
00:39:04,677 --> 00:39:06,884
Upstairs, but first..
718
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:10,305
Who wants martinis?
Only they won't be tinies..
719
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:12,566
He's so ready.
720
00:39:12,612 --> 00:39:14,038
Get them out of here right now.
721
00:39:14,061 --> 00:39:15,900
I can't.
-Why not?
722
00:39:15,923 --> 00:39:18,487
They are our ticket into the party.
723
00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:21,803
Martinis are nice,
but mojitos are nicer.
724
00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:29,004
Go, go!
725
00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:30,989
Shuh..
726
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,349
Bad, bad..
727
00:39:34,356 --> 00:39:36,105
Did baby Hugh go home to mommy?
728
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,687
Stop it with the baby jokes.
729
00:39:37,717 --> 00:39:39,870
He told me he was 24.
730
00:39:42,058 --> 00:39:43,631
That's gross.
731
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,109
Why did you get a dog?
732
00:39:45,161 --> 00:39:46,878
Sorry.
733
00:39:55,389 --> 00:39:57,491
Why me?
734
00:40:04,827 --> 00:40:09,092
See that?
Would you look at that? Is that beautiful?
735
00:40:12,816 --> 00:40:14,647
What?
-Nothing.
736
00:40:14,851 --> 00:40:16,273
The beach!
737
00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:18,173
We need sunbathing.
738
00:40:18,298 --> 00:40:20,203
Oh my God, you are bad.
739
00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:24,157
You're bad.
-You're bad.
-Ladies, you're both bad.
740
00:40:26,222 --> 00:40:29,251
He is so tomorrow's obituary.
741
00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:35,688
God damn it.
742
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,743
You girls have lovely tan.
743
00:40:37,773 --> 00:40:40,365
We got them dyed in..
744
00:40:40,454 --> 00:40:42,411
Turks and Cacos.
745
00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:44,431
I love to dye for konk..
746
00:40:45,683 --> 00:40:47,229
Me too.
747
00:40:48,759 --> 00:40:50,613
I don't get it.
748
00:40:51,065 --> 00:40:52,815
What about your open relationship?
749
00:40:52,844 --> 00:40:55,038
It's just slammed shut.
750
00:41:02,429 --> 00:41:03,949
Cameron, i don't understand.
751
00:41:04,001 --> 00:41:05,697
I thought that you agreed to this.
752
00:41:05,712 --> 00:41:07,114
I did, but..
753
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,354
It's only because i didn't want to lose him.
754
00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:29,658
Benjamin, thank you.
Thank you.
755
00:41:29,784 --> 00:41:31,112
Thank you.
756
00:41:31,603 --> 00:41:33,161
This is 3, you need one.
757
00:41:33,206 --> 00:41:35,203
Make a fourth, please.
-I need that one.
758
00:41:35,241 --> 00:41:36,854
Before Vince and i got married..
759
00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:39,202
I knew he was wild and..
760
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,716
Unpredictable.
761
00:41:40,747 --> 00:41:42,405
How do i love him, right?
762
00:41:42,530 --> 00:41:46,359
I guess i kinda thought if i let him be with
other women afterwards..
763
00:41:46,382 --> 00:41:47,920
He'd..
764
00:41:48,045 --> 00:41:50,649
He'd realized that i'm the only one he wants.
765
00:41:58,411 --> 00:41:59,767
You've never done it.
766
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:02,518
You can't do it.
767
00:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,797
You're a monogamous.
768
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,411
How about some music, Benny?
769
00:42:08,433 --> 00:42:09,983
We need music.
770
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,823
Music, can you put the music on, Ben?
771
00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:14,440
There you go, music.
772
00:42:15,156 --> 00:42:17,416
Come on, come on.
773
00:42:17,462 --> 00:42:19,391
I got some moves to show you.
774
00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:21,601
I got some moves to show you..
775
00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:32,790
Come on ladies, let's get you upstairs.
776
00:42:32,849 --> 00:42:35,292
Come on, let's go.
777
00:42:39,374 --> 00:42:40,654
Hell no!
778
00:42:41,941 --> 00:42:43,501
Your room, ladies..
779
00:42:43,583 --> 00:42:45,257
Oh, there's only one bed.
780
00:42:45,303 --> 00:42:46,557
That's okay.
781
00:42:46,587 --> 00:42:48,049
We can sleep together.
782
00:42:48,088 --> 00:42:50,197
Why didn't i think of that?
783
00:42:52,262 --> 00:42:53,625
Go away, dog.
784
00:42:53,656 --> 00:42:55,811
Stop it..
785
00:43:01,298 --> 00:43:03,829
Keys, keys, where did she put those keys?
786
00:43:07,731 --> 00:43:09,646
Wait, what?
787
00:43:09,669 --> 00:43:12,125
I don't mean to get all uptight, and judgey..
788
00:43:12,178 --> 00:43:13,835
Or anything, i just..
-It's all good.
789
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,290
I'm not you, man.
790
00:43:15,335 --> 00:43:18,394
I can't sign up for the Vince's idiot Guide to a marriage.
791
00:43:18,425 --> 00:43:20,687
I didn't mean that,
that came out wrong.
792
00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:25,649
I'm just saying, if Kate cheated on me..
793
00:43:26,252 --> 00:43:28,332
I'd consider killing myself.
-No!
794
00:43:28,913 --> 00:43:31,082
Any pricks doing your old lady would be dead meat, alright?
795
00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:33,486
You're my boy, Ben.
I'd go Goodfellas on them.
796
00:43:33,508 --> 00:43:34,847
Mid-evil torture stuff?
-No.
797
00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:38,351
That's Pulp Fiction, get your movie straight.
I'm trying to be sincere, you're fucking it up.
798
00:43:38,563 --> 00:43:40,923
Not only do i got your back,
i'll take the boat out..
799
00:43:40,946 --> 00:43:42,655
And i'd cut that weasel up.
800
00:43:43,357 --> 00:43:44,975
I'm so..
801
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:46,415
Fucked.
802
00:43:46,445 --> 00:43:48,306
Soprano style.
-Soprano style.
803
00:44:03,688 --> 00:44:05,533
Come on ladies, we want to be early.
804
00:44:05,563 --> 00:44:07,319
I'll stay here and wait for Kate.
805
00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:09,134
You do that, good luck.
806
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,600
Bye bye Benny.
807
00:44:10,661 --> 00:44:13,162
We'll see you later, right?
808
00:44:15,959 --> 00:44:18,972
Don't worry, i'm gonna have Cooney signed
by the time i get back.
809
00:44:24,216 --> 00:44:26,129
Who doesn't have a door knob?
810
00:44:26,177 --> 00:44:29,485
How are you supposed to get out of the closet
when you're in the closet?
811
00:44:29,832 --> 00:44:32,431
Your chariot awaits.
812
00:44:34,361 --> 00:44:36,559
Come here.
-Oh, how sweet.
813
00:44:36,604 --> 00:44:38,427
He likes you.
814
00:44:40,022 --> 00:44:41,648
Somebody needs a doggy mint.
815
00:44:41,709 --> 00:44:43,306
Yes, you do.
816
00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:46,728
I'm gonna die over cougars.
817
00:44:52,552 --> 00:44:54,865
You must think i'm pretty stupid, huh?
818
00:44:54,896 --> 00:44:56,094
No..
819
00:44:56,192 --> 00:44:56,991
No.
820
00:44:56,998 --> 00:44:58,876
I think you're a woman in love.
821
00:45:00,655 --> 00:45:02,138
Let's just go home.
822
00:45:02,176 --> 00:45:04,828
No, we're going to the Dolce Vita Ball.
823
00:45:04,896 --> 00:45:06,508
Okay?
Come on.
824
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:09,144
Let's go, you'll have fun.
825
00:45:09,484 --> 00:45:11,164
Come on.
826
00:45:14,901 --> 00:45:16,718
Oh crap.
827
00:45:17,698 --> 00:45:18,423
Cameron?
828
00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:21,294
Hugh was our ticket to the party,
how are we gonna get in?
829
00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:24,944
The old fashion way, baby.
830
00:45:25,501 --> 00:45:26,783
Damn.
831
00:45:26,814 --> 00:45:28,856
This is the new you.
832
00:45:28,981 --> 00:45:32,405
Let's freaking do it, we got 3 hours til this party starts.
833
00:45:32,435 --> 00:45:36,219
So, let's whore up, baby..
834
00:45:43,051 --> 00:45:45,243
I'd die a virgin.
835
00:45:46,428 --> 00:45:50,135
Those Jersey Girls, who likes fake tits?
Nobody.
836
00:45:52,439 --> 00:45:55,852
i have nothing to wear,
i'm not even wearing my good panties.
837
00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:57,595
Why wear any?
838
00:45:57,633 --> 00:46:00,565
Let's steal some of that Brazillian bimbo's clothes.
839
00:46:00,603 --> 00:46:03,486
No, i would never..
-I'll wear something of hers..
840
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:05,913
And you can wear my new dress.
-No.
841
00:46:06,162 --> 00:46:08,989
How do you not work and afford such expensive clothes?
842
00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:11,649
I can't, Vince may have his 10 rules..
843
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,824
But i've got 1.
844
00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:14,549
The wife shopping code of conduct.
845
00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:18,680
Bang him into that credit card, mortgage,
maternity, whatever it takes.
846
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,577
Too confession of a shopaholic.
847
00:46:20,609 --> 00:46:22,628
Til death do you part.
848
00:46:23,370 --> 00:46:25,909
You know what?
Let's get this party started.
849
00:46:25,955 --> 00:46:28,565
I am gonna get us some shots.
-Okay, i'm gonna take a bath.
850
00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:41,690
I didn't even get to see them make out.
851
00:46:44,705 --> 00:46:46,618
Bad idea.
852
00:46:53,528 --> 00:46:55,992
Short cut..
853
00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:57,346
This is so thrilling.
854
00:46:57,392 --> 00:46:59,148
It's like adventure.
855
00:46:59,179 --> 00:47:00,693
It should be right here.
856
00:47:00,799 --> 00:47:04,181
I still have so much to do, and you're dragging me up.
The party stars at 2 hours.
857
00:47:04,203 --> 00:47:08,078
There's no way i'm taking a shower with that pervert,
i'll be quick.
858
00:47:08,448 --> 00:47:10,023
Dwayne!
-Yes sir.
859
00:47:10,046 --> 00:47:12,265
I have to help Miss Shorbin pick up an outfit.
860
00:47:12,309 --> 00:47:14,171
She needs a man's touch.
861
00:47:15,505 --> 00:47:16,869
Don't we all?
862
00:47:17,931 --> 00:47:21,292
Be careful with that, please.
And move that fucking tree!
863
00:47:25,388 --> 00:47:28,147
Aren't you a little old to be playing
hide and seek?
864
00:47:28,229 --> 00:47:30,139
Ha ha.. Very funny.
865
00:47:30,206 --> 00:47:32,760
What did you do?
Bite the head off something?
866
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:34,979
Oh God.
867
00:47:35,175 --> 00:47:37,526
Shit!
868
00:47:38,077 --> 00:47:40,970
Stop it, Hugh!
You're not wearing this dress, it's for Kate.
869
00:47:41,017 --> 00:47:42,976
I'm tired of being naked.
870
00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:45,167
Please, i'm begging you.
871
00:47:48,153 --> 00:47:50,668
I told you this was a good shortcut.
872
00:47:50,689 --> 00:47:52,853
Ladies, you go work your magic..
873
00:47:52,884 --> 00:47:55,569
And tell him your Vincy Wincy is on his way.
-Okay.
874
00:48:08,574 --> 00:48:11,835
Hurry up, let's go chop-chop,
let's get it.
875
00:48:11,872 --> 00:48:14,163
Thank you, thank you,
whoa!
876
00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:15,246
Where are you going?
877
00:48:15,371 --> 00:48:17,917
I'm with the ladies, they put me on the list.
878
00:48:18,042 --> 00:48:19,186
I don't think so.
-Just now.
879
00:48:19,231 --> 00:48:21,861
They did tell me they expect a Vincy Wincy though..
880
00:48:21,945 --> 00:48:24,157
But not a little sneaky snake named Ben.
881
00:48:24,196 --> 00:48:26,057
If i see you again, i'm calling the cops.
882
00:48:26,126 --> 00:48:27,459
You got that.
883
00:48:28,093 --> 00:48:30,158
White people get locked up too.
884
00:48:32,661 --> 00:48:35,509
Please hurry, if Fields finds out i left,
he's gonna kill me.
885
00:48:35,547 --> 00:48:39,233
For once, can you think of someone
other than your paycheck?
886
00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:41,499
Hey.
-Hey.
887
00:48:41,530 --> 00:48:43,000
Look who i found.
888
00:48:43,195 --> 00:48:44,846
Feathers, nice..
889
00:48:44,892 --> 00:48:46,903
Pants will be better.
890
00:48:46,933 --> 00:48:50,670
How the hell did i become a naked man trying to escape?
891
00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:53,724
I've begun questioning many things myself.
892
00:48:53,770 --> 00:48:55,640
Cheers.
-Thanks.
893
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,778
Crazy bitches.
894
00:48:58,704 --> 00:49:01,230
Here, don't you dare leave without me.
895
00:49:01,259 --> 00:49:03,753
Hurry up please.
-I will.
896
00:49:04,003 --> 00:49:05,451
Ladies..
897
00:49:05,699 --> 00:49:06,783
I'm out of here.
898
00:49:06,821 --> 00:49:09,065
No no..
899
00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:10,964
You promised to take us to that party.
900
00:49:10,978 --> 00:49:13,255
And that's exactly what you're gonna do.
901
00:49:13,347 --> 00:49:17,218
You know what, i think Vince has some clothes,
why don't you go in there and find some of his?
902
00:49:17,241 --> 00:49:18,914
I'll help you.
903
00:49:20,671 --> 00:49:23,625
You know what? I'm gonna get a shower, okay?
-Okay.
904
00:49:29,292 --> 00:49:31,018
Oh shit.
905
00:49:31,109 --> 00:49:33,595
Shit! Shit!
906
00:49:37,696 --> 00:49:41,178
Hey Mattie, it's me Kitty Kate.
907
00:49:41,792 --> 00:49:44,663
Gaby, i'm dying!
908
00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,129
Who the hell are you and
why are you drinking my beer?
909
00:49:47,213 --> 00:49:49,843
You must be the perv.
910
00:49:53,733 --> 00:49:56,311
Cameron..
-I'm in the shower.
911
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:57,644
Mind if i come in?
912
00:49:57,682 --> 00:50:00,176
So, change of plans.
I'm in the Hamptons.
913
00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:02,100
And i would love to see you.
914
00:50:02,161 --> 00:50:04,549
Please hurry, if i don't get to the party..
915
00:50:04,565 --> 00:50:06,198
Field's going to castrate me.
916
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:07,291
You're going to the party?
917
00:50:07,313 --> 00:50:09,618
Honey, i am the party.
918
00:50:09,694 --> 00:50:12,815
Man buddy, you gotta get me in.
I will do anything.
919
00:50:14,835 --> 00:50:17,527
Almost anything.
920
00:50:17,652 --> 00:50:18,982
No.
921
00:50:19,268 --> 00:50:23,278
Gaby, come on!
I'm dying!
922
00:50:23,828 --> 00:50:25,222
Owen?
923
00:50:33,387 --> 00:50:34,750
Ben?
924
00:50:34,826 --> 00:50:35,949
What are you doing up there?
925
00:50:36,001 --> 00:50:37,794
Looking for a cellphone service.
926
00:50:37,824 --> 00:50:39,291
Help me, dude.
927
00:50:39,675 --> 00:50:41,898
Gaby, it's time to go.
928
00:50:42,024 --> 00:50:43,986
Gaby, i'm getting old waiting for you.
929
00:50:44,046 --> 00:50:46,654
Make love to me.
-What?
930
00:50:49,674 --> 00:50:51,362
Owen?
931
00:50:52,455 --> 00:50:53,638
Come on, baby.
932
00:50:53,713 --> 00:50:55,985
Those are couture.
-Yeah, talk to me.
933
00:50:59,084 --> 00:51:00,621
Owen, is that you?
934
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:03,447
Look at these fancy socks.
935
00:51:04,511 --> 00:51:07,609
Oh yeah baby..
-Oh yeah.
936
00:51:08,288 --> 00:51:09,411
Call me mommy.
937
00:51:09,462 --> 00:51:12,649
Call me mommy, oh yes
call me mommy!
938
00:51:12,687 --> 00:51:14,789
Oh yeah..
-Okay, mommy..
939
00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:16,955
Ow ow, you're hurting me.
940
00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:18,936
Yeah.
-Ow ow ow..
941
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,433
You're hurting my..
942
00:51:21,451 --> 00:51:22,903
You like it rough?
943
00:51:22,922 --> 00:51:24,827
No, i don't like it rough.
944
00:51:24,858 --> 00:51:26,949
Come on, baby.
945
00:51:26,973 --> 00:51:28,395
Hey, here you go.
946
00:51:29,952 --> 00:51:31,241
Where are you going?
-Kate!
947
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:33,515
Where are you going?
-Owen, where are you?
948
00:51:35,036 --> 00:51:36,511
I can't do this.-
What's the matter?
949
00:51:36,536 --> 00:51:37,832
Shit! Owen!
950
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,341
Owen..
951
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,654
Yeah.
952
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,814
Excuse me.
-No!
953
00:51:44,839 --> 00:51:46,606
You're like a man possesed!
954
00:51:46,811 --> 00:51:47,883
Benny?
-Gaby?
955
00:51:47,926 --> 00:51:49,168
What are you doing here?
956
00:51:49,215 --> 00:51:50,150
What do you mean?
957
00:51:50,626 --> 00:51:52,823
I'm so sorry for you.
958
00:51:53,052 --> 00:51:54,528
Owen!
959
00:51:55,481 --> 00:51:57,597
Oh no!
-Ben, it's not what it looks like.
960
00:51:57,652 --> 00:51:59,707
Owen, i'm ready.
Wait!
961
00:51:59,942 --> 00:52:02,334
Before you lie, i'd like to remind you
that i'm here..
962
00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:04,627
And mr, naked fruitypants is right in front of me.
963
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,731
Ben, ben, wait!
964
00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:08,143
Ben, wait talk to me!
965
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:11,192
About what, Kate?
Your slutty blackberry messages or your..
966
00:52:11,225 --> 00:52:13,631
Gucci dress that's not yours..
967
00:52:13,655 --> 00:52:15,403
Your homosexual..
No, i'm sorry..
968
00:52:15,464 --> 00:52:17,691
Bixesual fling?
Which one?
969
00:52:19,806 --> 00:52:21,422
I'm disappointed in you.
970
00:52:22,683 --> 00:52:25,459
Ben! hey buddy, wait up!
971
00:52:25,472 --> 00:52:26,798
Slow down!
972
00:52:29,163 --> 00:52:30,671
Get out, get out of my house!
973
00:52:30,695 --> 00:52:32,328
Get out, what are you doing?
-Okay!
974
00:52:32,369 --> 00:52:33,793
Where are you going?
-To Field's.
975
00:52:33,847 --> 00:52:34,926
I'll close Cooney myself.
976
00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:38,483
How are you gonna get in?
-With a little novelty called the truth.
977
00:52:38,528 --> 00:52:39,598
Would you please put a shirt on?
978
00:52:39,622 --> 00:52:42,961
I hate you! Get out!
979
00:52:43,086 --> 00:52:44,185
Have you seen Owen?
980
00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:46,068
You're phony french phony!
981
00:52:46,098 --> 00:52:48,463
Your lifestylist is upstairs..
982
00:52:48,485 --> 00:52:51,515
Having an identity crisis with my best friend's fiance.
983
00:52:53,097 --> 00:52:55,327
Okay, okay!
984
00:52:58,896 --> 00:53:01,662
I don't believe this,
this doesn't make sense.
985
00:53:01,788 --> 00:53:04,097
I swear to God, i'm gonna kick his puffy ass.
986
00:53:04,126 --> 00:53:05,709
You better be sure.
987
00:53:29,764 --> 00:53:31,912
Stop, get up!
988
00:53:31,964 --> 00:53:33,774
Get your boy jewels off me!
989
00:53:36,910 --> 00:53:38,861
It touched me!
990
00:53:38,898 --> 00:53:39,778
Who the hell is that?
991
00:53:39,823 --> 00:53:41,119
You travel with your own boy toy?
992
00:53:41,158 --> 00:53:41,949
Who is he?
993
00:53:41,994 --> 00:53:43,404
We weren't boinking,
we were hiding.
994
00:53:43,449 --> 00:53:44,798
Between his cheeks?
995
00:53:44,851 --> 00:53:46,307
I'm not into boys.
996
00:53:46,864 --> 00:53:49,003
Not that young anyway,
Gaby i wasn't with him, you know that.
997
00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:52,420
Yeah right, cause you're in there with that skinny bitch.
998
00:53:52,428 --> 00:53:53,520
Yeah, so?
999
00:53:53,529 --> 00:53:57,093
So what are you doing with her
when you are with me?
1000
00:53:58,149 --> 00:54:00,146
It's just business!
1001
00:54:02,096 --> 00:54:03,935
Christ, hear me!
1002
00:54:04,389 --> 00:54:06,467
You're really hurting me!
1003
00:54:08,959 --> 00:54:11,009
You're.. Ow!
1004
00:54:11,771 --> 00:54:13,044
That really hurts!
1005
00:54:13,082 --> 00:54:15,312
That was a bitchslapping.
1006
00:54:32,273 --> 00:54:33,720
Get out of my house.
1007
00:54:34,043 --> 00:54:35,884
What?
-You heard me, out!
1008
00:54:36,192 --> 00:54:37,745
What's your problem?
1009
00:54:40,343 --> 00:54:44,112
If it wasn't for you and your moronic open relationship..
1010
00:54:44,165 --> 00:54:46,657
I wouldn't come down here
and safe your sorry ass..
1011
00:54:46,709 --> 00:54:49,648
And stumble upon that slut and those condoms.
1012
00:54:49,988 --> 00:54:52,666
Which force me to have an affair.
1013
00:54:53,359 --> 00:54:54,678
With a gay man.
1014
00:54:54,724 --> 00:54:59,930
So now, i'm the one who's being blamed for having an affair
when it's really Ben who's been cheating.
1015
00:55:00,233 --> 00:55:03,459
So Ben breaks up with me,
and said it's my fault.
1016
00:55:05,283 --> 00:55:08,147
But it's all your fault.
1017
00:55:08,767 --> 00:55:13,930
It is not my fault your boyfriend is banging some Rio bimbo.
1018
00:55:13,969 --> 00:55:17,831
Get out of my house,
i never want to see you again.
1019
00:55:24,810 --> 00:55:27,221
Where are you going? I need you.
-I'm out of here, i'm leaving.
1020
00:55:27,259 --> 00:55:30,392
Please, you have to tell Ben that nothing happened.
Please.
1021
00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:31,854
Are you crazy? I quit.
1022
00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:32,825
Expect my bill in the mail.
1023
00:55:32,855 --> 00:55:35,418
Fine, Quit but please talk to Ben and
tell him nothing happened, please.
1024
00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:38,985
Where the hell is my car? Gaby, damn it!
1025
00:55:39,109 --> 00:55:41,803
My life is falling apart, and all anyone care about is this stupid girl.
1026
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,054
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
1027
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,482
Pardon me.
1028
00:55:46,534 --> 00:55:48,419
I hope i'm not interupting anything.
1029
00:55:48,433 --> 00:55:49,663
You're..
1030
00:55:50,068 --> 00:55:51,304
Emma Cooney.
1031
00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:53,914
Oh my God, i'm sorry.
1032
00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:56,048
It's such a pleasure to meet you.
1033
00:55:56,109 --> 00:55:58,159
Ben will be so pleased that you're here.
-There he is.
1034
00:55:58,203 --> 00:55:59,216
Ben!
1035
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,838
Emma!
1036
00:56:02,079 --> 00:56:03,480
Hi!
1037
00:56:03,548 --> 00:56:04,647
Ben?
1038
00:56:05,078 --> 00:56:07,279
Come in, come in..
1039
00:56:07,684 --> 00:56:09,251
Welcome.
1040
00:56:09,568 --> 00:56:12,837
So glad you can come,
isn't this nice?
1041
00:56:12,874 --> 00:56:16,642
I assume that you've already met my lovely wife..
1042
00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:19,475
Right here.
-Your wife?
1043
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,419
No..
1044
00:56:22,015 --> 00:56:24,317
But you two..
1045
00:56:24,442 --> 00:56:27,112
Don't be silly, he's teasing..
1046
00:56:27,136 --> 00:56:29,198
No, i'm Cameron..
1047
00:56:30,841 --> 00:56:33,608
I'm Vince's wife.
1048
00:56:35,859 --> 00:56:37,984
You're Vince?
1049
00:56:39,297 --> 00:56:43,168
You look nothing like how i'd imagine you
from your e-mails.
1050
00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:46,369
But who looks like their e-mails?
1051
00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,961
True..
-Nobody.
1052
00:56:53,186 --> 00:56:54,649
Nobody.
1053
00:56:56,027 --> 00:56:58,606
I hate to be a bother,
i just thought i'd..
1054
00:56:58,646 --> 00:57:00,854
Take Ben up on his..
1055
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,598
Kind offer of a pre-gala libation.
1056
00:57:04,628 --> 00:57:06,442
You like mojitos?
-I don't know.
1057
00:57:06,486 --> 00:57:10,104
Let's discover now, please..
1058
00:57:10,978 --> 00:57:11,911
I don't want to be Vince.
1059
00:57:11,934 --> 00:57:13,358
Tough, you owe Ben this much.
1060
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:14,361
I don't owe him anything.
1061
00:57:14,432 --> 00:57:18,052
You know what? I owe you a ball straight,
so if you ever want to collect.
1062
00:57:19,747 --> 00:57:20,976
You got 15 seconds.
1063
00:57:21,006 --> 00:57:22,924
You probably heard a tons of crazy stories today..
1064
00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:24,984
But i'm gonna go a little different direction,
a little honesty.
1065
00:57:25,027 --> 00:57:27,347
I'm not on the guestlist.
1066
00:57:27,395 --> 00:57:29,212
I don't even like parties,
i don't want to be here..
1067
00:57:29,254 --> 00:57:31,443
I just need to talk to Emma Cooney.
1068
00:57:31,745 --> 00:57:33,071
You know Emma Cooney?
1069
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:34,135
Yeah.
1070
00:57:34,726 --> 00:57:36,154
Ben Roberts.
1071
00:57:36,853 --> 00:57:38,159
Ben Roberts?
1072
00:57:38,237 --> 00:57:39,721
I know Ben Roberts.
-What?
1073
00:57:39,762 --> 00:57:42,780
You're not him, you're just a sneaky snake trying to get into this party.
1074
00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:44,632
I'm not a sneaky snake.
-Yes you are.
1075
00:57:44,650 --> 00:57:46,578
But guess what,
i got something for you.
1076
00:57:46,596 --> 00:57:47,567
Fellas.
1077
00:57:49,127 --> 00:57:50,587
Get him!
1078
00:57:53,227 --> 00:57:56,304
I love froggy the detective,
it was so..
1079
00:57:57,347 --> 00:57:58,870
Moving.
1080
00:57:59,506 --> 00:58:03,083
So, is your wife here Ben?
I'd love to meet her,
1081
00:58:03,209 --> 00:58:06,286
Wife? No we're not married.
1082
00:58:06,346 --> 00:58:08,547
They're not even engaged.
1083
00:58:10,766 --> 00:58:12,116
Kate's upstairs.
1084
00:58:12,145 --> 00:58:14,836
Look, there's Kate right now.
1085
00:58:14,962 --> 00:58:16,731
You are here.
1086
00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:20,466
Kate, meet Emma Cooney, the author.
1087
00:58:20,729 --> 00:58:22,214
Nice to meet you, Kate.
1088
00:58:22,258 --> 00:58:24,566
Lovely home you have here.
1089
00:58:28,331 --> 00:58:29,439
Thank you.
1090
00:58:29,469 --> 00:58:32,956
I thought it felt a bit gouched..
1091
00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:35,790
Austintatious, new Vouge rich..
1092
00:58:35,829 --> 00:58:38,317
No, i think it'll be lovely when it's finished.
1093
00:58:38,332 --> 00:58:41,746
Do you think so?
I don't know.
1094
00:58:42,661 --> 00:58:43,980
Katy.
1095
00:58:45,547 --> 00:58:46,579
Vince.
1096
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:48,520
Drink up, Kate.
1097
00:58:50,118 --> 00:58:51,354
You've got to be kidding me.
1098
00:58:51,391 --> 00:58:52,754
So, Emma..
1099
00:58:53,379 --> 00:58:54,652
Ben?
1100
00:58:57,157 --> 00:58:58,695
Ben..
1101
00:58:58,762 --> 00:59:00,820
Look who it is. It's..
1102
00:59:01,235 --> 00:59:02,402
Owen.
1103
00:59:02,671 --> 00:59:04,170
Yes, Owen.
1104
00:59:04,215 --> 00:59:05,760
Our interior designer.
1105
00:59:05,798 --> 00:59:07,883
He prefers lifestyler.
1106
00:59:07,913 --> 00:59:09,180
Whatever.
-It doesn't matter.
1107
00:59:09,203 --> 00:59:10,734
Owen Manners?
1108
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:13,890
What are you doing here?
Aren't you the wonderkid who's in charge of tonight's ball?
1109
00:59:13,913 --> 00:59:15,447
Not for long.
1110
00:59:15,572 --> 00:59:17,340
What the hell is going on?
1111
00:59:17,465 --> 00:59:18,800
What are you guys doing?
1112
00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:20,510
Who the fuck..
1113
00:59:22,009 --> 00:59:23,789
Oh my God.. No way.
1114
00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:26,069
Excuse us..
1115
00:59:26,114 --> 00:59:28,624
Owen insists we go to the party.
-That's awesome.
1116
00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:29,760
Kate, what is she doing here?
1117
00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:31,417
Pay attention, Owen is Vince..
1118
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,460
Vince is you, I'm Cameron,
Cameron is me, go with it.
1119
00:59:34,498 --> 00:59:35,470
What? Why?
1120
00:59:35,493 --> 00:59:37,858
Because it's the only truth that'll make it work.
1121
00:59:38,122 --> 00:59:39,094
Wait.
1122
00:59:39,267 --> 00:59:41,761
If Owen is Vince,
and Vince is me..
1123
00:59:42,033 --> 00:59:43,661
Does that mean that i'm..
1124
00:59:44,392 --> 00:59:45,535
Yup.
1125
00:59:45,588 --> 00:59:48,519
Do you want this Magical princess book or not?
1126
00:59:48,617 --> 00:59:49,778
Go.
1127
00:59:53,547 --> 00:59:54,563
Oh my God.
1128
00:59:54,593 --> 00:59:57,200
Oh my God Emma Cooney,
i'm such a big fan of yours.
1129
00:59:57,252 --> 00:59:59,189
I's so nice to meet you.
Give me your hands.
1130
00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:00,742
I'm Owen.
1131
01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:06,588
I'm so sorry, it went down the wrong..
1132
01:00:06,677 --> 01:00:08,080
Hole.
1133
01:00:10,551 --> 01:00:11,922
Let me get that for you.
Wait.
1134
01:00:11,952 --> 01:00:13,090
There you go.
You look beautiful.
1135
01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:14,410
Really big fans.
1136
01:00:14,455 --> 01:00:17,219
We're huge fans.
-Right. Kate?
1137
01:00:18,087 --> 01:00:21,477
Yes! Big fans!
1138
01:00:23,795 --> 01:00:25,130
I'll get it.
1139
01:00:25,175 --> 01:00:27,134
It's probably for me.
1140
01:00:27,747 --> 01:00:28,976
Hello?
1141
01:00:29,503 --> 01:00:30,513
Who?
1142
01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:32,555
Hugh? What?
1143
01:00:33,475 --> 01:00:35,728
How would i know if Hugh is banging cougars or not?
1144
01:00:35,767 --> 01:00:37,236
It doesn't make any sense.
1145
01:00:42,657 --> 01:00:43,845
Wrong number.
1146
01:00:43,938 --> 01:00:45,663
Perhaps i should be going.
1147
01:00:45,789 --> 01:00:48,299
Absolutely not, you can't go.
You should be sitting, you should be sitting down.
1148
01:00:48,326 --> 01:00:52,339
I think i will join you, i'm just gonna go upstairs and freshen up.
1149
01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:54,555
Please sit.
Come on.
1150
01:00:55,249 --> 01:00:57,024
Come on.
-No?
1151
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,193
Chips?
1152
01:00:58,639 --> 01:01:01,511
So Emma, how's your new E-book?
Any popups in it?
1153
01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:03,825
Idiot.
-I'm so sorry.
1154
01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:07,643
So sorry. Ben, you publish electronic books, not porn.
1155
01:01:07,675 --> 01:01:09,966
And we got spam blockers for the pop-ups.
1156
01:01:09,987 --> 01:01:11,608
The children will be safe.
1157
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,268
Hey, where are you going?
1158
01:01:14,298 --> 01:01:16,070
To make up for lost times.
1159
01:01:16,085 --> 01:01:18,481
Hey, why did you come down here
and spy on me anyway?
1160
01:01:18,566 --> 01:01:19,754
You know the rules.
1161
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,439
Maybe i cam down here to have a little fun myself.
1162
01:01:23,497 --> 01:01:25,502
Did you ever think about that?
1163
01:01:27,612 --> 01:01:29,252
That's what the phonecall was?
1164
01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:31,325
And the naked kid in the bedroom?
1165
01:01:31,363 --> 01:01:34,196
I'm gonna make sharkbait
out of your jailbait.
1166
01:01:34,226 --> 01:01:35,997
Owen was telling the truth.
1167
01:01:36,056 --> 01:01:39,268
You came down here to rob the cradle, Mrs Robinson?
1168
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:46,064
Cammie, come on.
-Go away!
1169
01:01:49,350 --> 01:01:51,181
You have a dog?
1170
01:01:51,394 --> 01:01:52,993
Neighbor's.
1171
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,196
I'm sorry.
1172
01:01:56,248 --> 01:01:57,654
Stop.
1173
01:02:00,991 --> 01:02:02,468
Fucking dog.
1174
01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:04,352
Shut up!
1175
01:02:09,968 --> 01:02:11,968
I have a labradoodle.
1176
01:02:12,094 --> 01:02:13,996
I named him Snoodle.
1177
01:02:20,916 --> 01:02:22,575
Sshh.. Quiet.
1178
01:02:36,004 --> 01:02:38,777
Motherfu...
1179
01:02:38,902 --> 01:02:40,954
Christ's sake!
-Beg your pardon?
1180
01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:42,431
Neighbor's dog's name.
1181
01:02:42,484 --> 01:02:44,263
is Christsake..
1182
01:02:44,316 --> 01:02:45,920
Very religious.
1183
01:02:46,282 --> 01:02:49,009
All we hear all day long is
Here, Christsake.
1184
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:51,936
Good, Christsake.
Come here, Christsake!
1185
01:02:52,061 --> 01:02:54,830
Nice name, Christsake.
1186
01:02:55,396 --> 01:02:57,474
God..
1187
01:02:58,153 --> 01:02:59,584
No no..
1188
01:03:01,576 --> 01:03:03,287
No, stop.
1189
01:03:06,353 --> 01:03:08,295
Whoa!
-Oh my god, christsake!
1190
01:03:08,349 --> 01:03:10,338
Where?
1191
01:03:14,727 --> 01:03:18,248
I just love my wife, Cameron.
1192
01:03:18,265 --> 01:03:20,171
That's lovely.
1193
01:03:21,514 --> 01:03:23,557
No!
1194
01:03:31,066 --> 01:03:32,822
No means no!
1195
01:03:33,054 --> 01:03:35,277
No!
1196
01:03:37,011 --> 01:03:40,099
Darling, little tiny darling.
Can we talk outside for a second?
1197
01:03:40,115 --> 01:03:41,464
If you insist.
1198
01:03:42,142 --> 01:03:44,041
I love you.
1199
01:03:46,121 --> 01:03:48,796
She's a pistol.
1200
01:03:51,742 --> 01:03:54,464
She's a pistol.
1201
01:03:59,289 --> 01:04:01,497
Yup, that's..
1202
01:04:02,229 --> 01:04:04,066
She doesn't like children.
1203
01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:07,797
I do.
1204
01:04:15,348 --> 01:04:18,751
Just because you've been servicing the queen,
doesn't mean you have to advertise it.
1205
01:04:18,789 --> 01:04:20,905
I'm not having an affair with Owen.
1206
01:04:20,942 --> 01:04:23,278
God, even your lies have lies.
1207
01:04:23,317 --> 01:04:26,150
Our lies are honest.
-So why are you pretending to be me?
1208
01:04:26,427 --> 01:04:28,107
there was this prick security guard..
1209
01:04:28,235 --> 01:04:31,499
I didn't want Cooney to think i.. We..
We were stalking.
1210
01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:33,203
I was winging it.
1211
01:04:33,235 --> 01:04:34,079
What an idiot.
1212
01:04:34,094 --> 01:04:38,045
Look who's preaching from the pulpit,
little miss shopping code of conduct.
1213
01:04:38,232 --> 01:04:39,439
There's a code, what code?
1214
01:04:39,453 --> 01:04:41,202
Shut up, Mr threeway!
1215
01:04:41,328 --> 01:04:42,795
No, have you no shame!
1216
01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:43,881
For christsake.
1217
01:04:43,941 --> 01:04:45,697
He's not in here, dear.
1218
01:04:47,962 --> 01:04:49,243
Stop it.
1219
01:04:49,274 --> 01:04:52,083
After tonight we can all just flip each other off..
1220
01:04:52,113 --> 01:04:53,384
And go our merryways.
1221
01:04:53,429 --> 01:04:56,676
But sitting out there is the only way to save your..
1222
01:04:56,714 --> 01:04:59,669
Hanging by a thread business,
so i suggest..
1223
01:04:59,715 --> 01:05:01,946
We all just suck it up..
1224
01:05:02,071 --> 01:05:03,920
Put on your best phony faces..
1225
01:05:04,108 --> 01:05:06,343
And lay the bullshit on that.
1226
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,337
Fine.
1227
01:05:23,478 --> 01:05:25,520
Emma, what's the book about?
1228
01:05:30,418 --> 01:05:32,273
I'll get it.
I get it.
1229
01:05:34,336 --> 01:05:36,493
Hey.
-It's the cutie..
1230
01:05:36,538 --> 01:05:39,494
What are you doing here?
-I just love your dog.
1231
01:05:39,563 --> 01:05:41,998
What is his name?
1232
01:05:42,278 --> 01:05:43,754
Christsake!
1233
01:05:44,158 --> 01:05:47,533
Sorry, i was just asking.
1234
01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:50,336
Why don't you guys at the party?
It's already started.
1235
01:05:50,351 --> 01:05:52,168
Come on.
1236
01:05:52,205 --> 01:05:54,447
Yeah, you're missing a lot of good stuff.
Just head back.
1237
01:05:54,529 --> 01:05:57,061
Yeah, good idea.
-I forgot my weed.
1238
01:05:58,493 --> 01:06:00,333
Did she just say weed?
1239
01:06:00,394 --> 01:06:01,917
No..
1240
01:06:02,588 --> 01:06:04,909
We.. like the video game thing.
1241
01:06:04,946 --> 01:06:06,386
They love games.
1242
01:06:13,197 --> 01:06:14,840
Ladies, can you come back later?
1243
01:06:14,878 --> 01:06:17,320
Cause they need the party and whatever you do..
1244
01:06:17,350 --> 01:06:19,509
Oh my God!
1245
01:06:20,074 --> 01:06:22,839
No no..
1246
01:06:31,009 --> 01:06:33,707
Ladies, ladies, i'm begging you.
1247
01:06:33,731 --> 01:06:35,600
Ladies, not now!
1248
01:06:40,479 --> 01:06:42,354
What the fuck..
1249
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,852
The naked man..
1250
01:06:46,145 --> 01:06:48,721
Best room service.
1251
01:06:49,356 --> 01:06:51,158
Who the fuck are you?
1252
01:06:51,283 --> 01:06:53,223
Someone's angry.
1253
01:06:53,448 --> 01:06:55,996
You, crazy naked man.
Get out of here!
1254
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,389
Get out of here now!
1255
01:06:57,420 --> 01:07:02,026
I'm gonna kill you!
-I swear, i didn't know she was married.
1256
01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:03,323
Get off me!
1257
01:07:03,447 --> 01:07:06,384
Sounds like an active game.
1258
01:07:07,478 --> 01:07:08,704
Yeah.
1259
01:07:09,992 --> 01:07:11,613
I'm gonna go..
1260
01:07:11,946 --> 01:07:15,448
Check on the game real quick.
1261
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:24,154
Hey Vincy!
1262
01:07:24,212 --> 01:07:25,486
What is this, Burning Man?
1263
01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:27,402
He must have escaped from hospital.
1264
01:07:27,432 --> 01:07:29,409
Help me throw this guy off the balcony right now.
1265
01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,609
Grab!
-You!
1266
01:07:32,264 --> 01:07:34,103
I'll just see for myself.
1267
01:07:35,841 --> 01:07:38,207
Oh my God!
1268
01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:44,798
Help! They're doing things to me!
1269
01:07:45,017 --> 01:07:46,628
Oh My God!
-Oh my God!
1270
01:07:46,681 --> 01:07:49,062
Damn it.
-Oh my!
1271
01:07:52,016 --> 01:07:53,501
Miss Cooney!
1272
01:07:53,704 --> 01:07:55,392
Take this pill.
1273
01:07:55,445 --> 01:07:58,766
I'm appauled.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
1274
01:07:59,106 --> 01:08:01,357
Coming ladies?
-Yes.
1275
01:08:02,963 --> 01:08:04,915
Get in, get in.
1276
01:08:04,930 --> 01:08:07,379
No, no..
You're not getting in.
1277
01:08:09,136 --> 01:08:11,101
Let me just squeeze in.
1278
01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,377
Shit!
1279
01:08:15,502 --> 01:08:17,141
Damn it!
1280
01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:22,219
New plan.
1281
01:08:22,242 --> 01:08:23,652
Stick a fork in it.
1282
01:08:24,570 --> 01:08:25,725
It's done.
1283
01:08:27,337 --> 01:08:28,776
2004.
1284
01:08:28,806 --> 01:08:32,669
Greates comeback in sport's history,
Redsox down 3-0..
1285
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:35,721
3 outs from World Series Elimination,
facing Mariana Libera..
1286
01:08:35,769 --> 01:08:37,973
Baseball's greatest closure,
did they quit?
1287
01:08:38,011 --> 01:08:39,047
Hell no!
1288
01:08:39,151 --> 01:08:41,543
As if things aren't bad enough..
1289
01:08:41,669 --> 01:08:43,381
Now you're plugging the Redsox?
1290
01:08:43,437 --> 01:08:44,707
That's not the point.
1291
01:08:44,726 --> 01:08:46,223
It's done!
1292
01:08:46,865 --> 01:08:49,389
I just lost everything, Vince.
1293
01:08:51,777 --> 01:08:53,341
Fine, you stay here quitter.
1294
01:08:53,425 --> 01:08:54,707
I'm gonna go do what i do.
1295
01:08:54,763 --> 01:08:57,401
Do what you do?
Let me tell you what you do.
1296
01:08:58,169 --> 01:09:00,495
You sell bullshit.
1297
01:09:00,532 --> 01:09:03,698
You are a bullshit salesman.
1298
01:09:03,755 --> 01:09:07,076
You swore to me that E-publishing was the future..
1299
01:09:07,202 --> 01:09:10,731
Paperless books, there's green in going green.
1300
01:09:10,769 --> 01:09:12,178
Where's the green, Vince?
1301
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:14,977
At least i'm not afraid to try.
1302
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:17,511
You put your whole life on hold.
1303
01:09:17,537 --> 01:09:21,541
You're just waiting for something to happen,
and it's passing you by, my friend.
1304
01:09:21,653 --> 01:09:23,124
That's no bullshit.
1305
01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:26,420
We're ready.
-Vinny, let's go go go.
1306
01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:29,304
Ready to go to this party, ladies?
1307
01:09:31,148 --> 01:09:34,689
They have house made entirely out of chocolate.
1308
01:09:43,317 --> 01:09:44,853
Where's Owen?
1309
01:09:44,929 --> 01:09:48,254
He left to select the Brazillian gir's ensemble.
1310
01:09:48,264 --> 01:09:49,889
Says she needs a man's touch.
1311
01:09:49,927 --> 01:09:51,571
Who doesn't.
1312
01:09:51,653 --> 01:09:53,206
Where's Cooney?
-She left.
1313
01:09:53,229 --> 01:09:54,924
Motherfucker!
1314
01:09:55,695 --> 01:09:58,151
Isn't anyone gonna be at my party?
1315
01:09:58,168 --> 01:09:59,472
This is your fault.
1316
01:09:59,502 --> 01:10:02,514
Once they're in,
they don't get out. Understood?
1317
01:10:02,537 --> 01:10:04,723
Yes sir.
-Unless i throw them out.
1318
01:10:09,207 --> 01:10:11,891
Hey, woah woah..
1319
01:10:11,943 --> 01:10:13,726
Stop, hey guys..
1320
01:10:13,852 --> 01:10:15,279
You want a ride with us?
1321
01:10:15,318 --> 01:10:16,662
YEs!
1322
01:10:16,703 --> 01:10:19,489
Are we negotiating?
-I can't get you in, Dwayne knows what you look like.
1323
01:10:19,531 --> 01:10:22,623
We got that covered, i just need you to help out for my friends here.
1324
01:10:22,659 --> 01:10:24,985
Whatever, fine.
1325
01:10:52,036 --> 01:10:54,561
Here's to be single,
seeing doubles..
1326
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,126
And sleeping triple.
1327
01:10:56,163 --> 01:10:58,785
I'm Duncan.
ANd you are?
1328
01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:02,866
How old are you?
1329
01:11:03,154 --> 01:11:04,535
Old enough.
1330
01:11:08,815 --> 01:11:11,720
Man, things people do to get into a party, go.
1331
01:11:11,932 --> 01:11:14,013
Don't let them play hard to get.
1332
01:11:15,503 --> 01:11:17,849
Matt, it's me Kate.
1333
01:11:17,897 --> 01:11:19,830
I'm here at the party, surprise.
1334
01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:22,845
Where are you? Call me, i'm here, bye!
1335
01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:24,467
Sorry, excuse me.
1336
01:11:38,470 --> 01:11:41,253
Vince is not the only one who can crash the party.
1337
01:12:13,738 --> 01:12:17,332
Welcome to the Dolce Vita Ball.
1338
01:12:18,883 --> 01:12:22,081
The night belongs to you,
please enjoy it..
1339
01:12:22,135 --> 01:12:24,258
Irresponsibly!
1340
01:12:26,885 --> 01:12:29,512
Hey, fucking idiot.
You're gonna get killed out here.
1341
01:12:29,532 --> 01:12:31,219
Sorry, my bad!
1342
01:13:06,898 --> 01:13:09,050
Wow, Vince..
1343
01:13:09,175 --> 01:13:13,405
If this is the new you, i do not want to see you
going through my closet.
1344
01:13:13,491 --> 01:13:14,637
Yeah yeah.
1345
01:13:14,667 --> 01:13:16,693
And..
1346
01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:19,095
We need to talk about those 10 rules.
1347
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:20,802
What about them?
1348
01:13:21,502 --> 01:13:23,751
They're too many.
1349
01:13:33,830 --> 01:13:36,535
Attention, come on you free loaders!
1350
01:13:36,546 --> 01:13:39,663
I will close this open bar..
1351
01:13:39,988 --> 01:13:42,330
That got your attention.
1352
01:13:42,697 --> 01:13:44,494
I am a man of few words.
1353
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,553
Most of those have 4 letters.
1354
01:13:48,578 --> 01:13:50,412
Actually, i moved up to 7.
1355
01:13:50,629 --> 01:13:52,112
Fuck you.
1356
01:13:54,890 --> 01:13:59,307
It's not everyday that a fella gets to see
his boy become a man.
1357
01:13:59,531 --> 01:14:02,081
Don't worry, it's not a surprise Barmitzvah.
1358
01:14:03,559 --> 01:14:06,662
Tonight is my pride and joy's 18th birhtday.
1359
01:14:06,717 --> 01:14:09,436
So belly up to the bar
and join me in a toast..
1360
01:14:09,562 --> 01:14:10,828
To..
1361
01:14:11,233 --> 01:14:12,649
Move your asses people!
1362
01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:14,276
Watch it!
1363
01:14:26,936 --> 01:14:28,293
What the hell?
1364
01:14:28,329 --> 01:14:29,863
Get off, get off me.
1365
01:14:30,164 --> 01:14:32,116
This is one hell of a coming out party.
1366
01:14:32,159 --> 01:14:33,105
Look at you.
1367
01:14:33,116 --> 01:14:35,220
He's got a fucking dress.
1368
01:14:35,263 --> 01:14:37,142
Excuse me, excuse me.
1369
01:14:38,385 --> 01:14:39,899
That's my boy.
1370
01:14:41,631 --> 01:14:43,917
Let's the fireworks begin!
1371
01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:49,674
Mambo!
1372
01:14:59,988 --> 01:15:02,165
You know you make me very proud, son.
1373
01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:04,017
If you need someone to talk to..
1374
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:05,416
You should have come to me.
1375
01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:08,197
That lipstick's shade is all wrong on you.
1376
01:15:09,995 --> 01:15:11,851
For Christsake..
1377
01:15:20,551 --> 01:15:22,040
Oh my God.
1378
01:15:22,166 --> 01:15:23,914
It's Benny Bunny.
1379
01:15:24,137 --> 01:15:26,631
Skinny dipping!
1380
01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:57,136
It's about to make perfect unity..
-I need your help.
1381
01:15:57,201 --> 01:15:58,419
I'll talk to you in a second.
1382
01:15:58,468 --> 01:15:59,431
Get away from me!
1383
01:15:59,461 --> 01:16:01,650
You gotta distract Fields,
so i can talk to Emma.
1384
01:16:01,691 --> 01:16:03,978
Has your tong cut the circulation to your brain?
1385
01:16:04,008 --> 01:16:05,870
We negotiated, i got you in..
1386
01:16:05,890 --> 01:16:07,107
I'm done, get away.
1387
01:16:07,137 --> 01:16:10,175
I don't know why you take such immediate dislike to me.
1388
01:16:10,301 --> 01:16:11,253
Save time..
1389
01:16:11,290 --> 01:16:13,002
If you don't distract Fields..
1390
01:16:13,038 --> 01:16:17,420
Even if it means taking one for the team,
i'm gonna out you for the phony homo that you are.
1391
01:16:17,546 --> 01:16:18,990
Oh no.
1392
01:16:21,124 --> 01:16:24,000
Bartender, we need something special for this beautiful lady.
1393
01:16:24,048 --> 01:16:25,970
What do you like?
Cosmo?
1394
01:16:26,176 --> 01:16:28,794
Mercedes, yatch?
1395
01:16:28,806 --> 01:16:30,198
How about my watch?
1396
01:16:34,861 --> 01:16:37,840
Eduardo, throw me another Robusto.
1397
01:16:37,878 --> 01:16:39,820
Sure, Mr Jeffery.
1398
01:16:39,945 --> 01:16:41,502
Owen..
1399
01:16:44,481 --> 01:16:45,433
Magnificent job.
1400
01:16:45,462 --> 01:16:47,561
I'm so glad you're thrilled.
1401
01:16:47,749 --> 01:16:49,819
Thrilled? I'd poop myself.
1402
01:16:51,062 --> 01:16:52,357
He's so silly.
1403
01:16:52,393 --> 01:16:54,465
If you like what i've done here..
1404
01:16:54,790 --> 01:16:58,780
Just think what i'd do with your
New Year's eve bash.
1405
01:16:58,841 --> 01:17:00,753
If the position is still open.
1406
01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:02,518
The position is open.
1407
01:17:02,538 --> 01:17:04,693
One of many positions i have in mind for you.
1408
01:17:04,717 --> 01:17:06,723
Mr Fields, thank you so much.
1409
01:17:06,772 --> 01:17:09,169
You won't be disappointed,
i promise.
1410
01:17:10,706 --> 01:17:12,383
It's strong..
1411
01:17:12,508 --> 01:17:14,114
Thank you..
1412
01:17:14,151 --> 01:17:15,373
Owen?
1413
01:17:15,411 --> 01:17:17,691
It's true, you are in love with Jeffery Fields.
1414
01:17:17,710 --> 01:17:18,642
Are you?
1415
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,667
He told me but i didn't believe him.
1416
01:17:20,725 --> 01:17:25,194
To think i was a week away from the operation, bitch!
1417
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,010
I can explain.
-No.
1418
01:17:27,049 --> 01:17:29,957
You're letting your true feelings
bubble to the surface.
1419
01:17:30,305 --> 01:17:32,378
No..
-No..
1420
01:17:33,057 --> 01:17:35,309
Demure doesn't become you.
1421
01:17:35,434 --> 01:17:37,202
Let's take a walk.
1422
01:17:39,265 --> 01:17:40,808
A break, fellas.
1423
01:17:40,883 --> 01:17:43,361
Excuse us,
date with destiny.
1424
01:17:54,327 --> 01:17:56,269
Would you like a 16 Stogey?
1425
01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:58,539
Can you handle my things to you?
1426
01:17:58,774 --> 01:18:01,440
Cigars, senorita.
1427
01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:04,860
Don't tempt me.
1428
01:18:06,205 --> 01:18:09,273
I haven't been honest with you.
1429
01:18:09,312 --> 01:18:12,739
You will thank me for this in 7 minutes.
1430
01:18:17,269 --> 01:18:19,887
So, you pretended to be your partner..
1431
01:18:19,943 --> 01:18:22,101
Who pretended to be Owen.
-Yeah.
1432
01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:23,907
Who pretends to be gay.
-Yeah.
1433
01:18:23,944 --> 01:18:25,951
You lost your wife..
-Yeah.
1434
01:18:25,990 --> 01:18:29,974
Ben lost his fiance, all because you want to publish my book?
1435
01:18:30,099 --> 01:18:32,647
Yeah, we area really big fans.
1436
01:18:32,694 --> 01:18:35,432
I'm sorry Vince, but i signed with Fields.
1437
01:18:35,447 --> 01:18:37,918
Just before i arrived,
i only drop by to tell you..
1438
01:18:37,941 --> 01:18:41,174
In person, because i thought it's the right thing to do.
1439
01:18:54,842 --> 01:18:57,653
Fields, he has multimillion dollars deals in play.
1440
01:18:57,684 --> 01:18:59,008
We were talking happy meals..
1441
01:18:59,031 --> 01:19:02,203
You left your old publisher because you were against all of that comercialness.
1442
01:19:02,234 --> 01:19:04,516
Stop being so bloody naive.
1443
01:19:04,862 --> 01:19:08,172
I don't mind being exploited,
if i'm making money.
1444
01:19:10,502 --> 01:19:12,941
And why should i be freezing my ass off in Sussex..
1445
01:19:12,987 --> 01:19:15,346
When i could tan it in Marbella?
1446
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:18,581
Keep doing it for the love.
1447
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,442
Are you gay?
-No.
1448
01:19:24,465 --> 01:19:26,439
Pretending to be gay?
-No.
1449
01:19:26,469 --> 01:19:28,113
Bisexual?
1450
01:19:28,165 --> 01:19:30,304
Never have the Bi yet.
1451
01:19:31,073 --> 01:19:33,491
Vince, did you close Cooney yet?
Please say yes..
1452
01:19:33,529 --> 01:19:35,745
She sold out faster than the Ipad.
-No..
1453
01:19:35,784 --> 01:19:38,826
She wants theme park rides
and soft drinks..
1454
01:19:38,849 --> 01:19:40,771
Probably hocking an infomercial right now.
-No..
1455
01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,576
- No Vince, that's not okay.
- I know.
1456
01:19:42,606 --> 01:19:44,815
Stop..
Oh no, oh shit.
1457
01:19:44,936 --> 01:19:46,948
- We have a breach.
- I got to go.
1458
01:19:47,076 --> 01:19:48,196
What?
1459
01:19:54,939 --> 01:19:56,634
Oh my god..
Oh.
1460
01:19:56,762 --> 01:19:59,288
Oh that's not good.
That is not good.
1461
01:19:59,325 --> 01:20:01,866
Oh I didn't do that.
Okay, cool.
1462
01:20:02,983 --> 01:20:04,453
- No.. Ah. Ah.
- Uh..
1463
01:20:04,543 --> 01:20:05,655
Look at you.
- Thank you.
1464
01:20:05,678 --> 01:20:08,044
No, No if I could just..
1465
01:20:08,256 --> 01:20:10,154
Oh God..
Oh..
1466
01:20:10,266 --> 01:20:12,701
Oh.. You smell like apricots.
1467
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,013
Just relax and do it.
1468
01:20:15,036 --> 01:20:16,798
And vice versa.
- I..
1469
01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:21,159
Help, Mr Fields..
1470
01:20:21,182 --> 01:20:22,741
That's my security ring.
1471
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:25,415
Hello..
1472
01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:26,839
Are you busy?
1473
01:20:27,073 --> 01:20:28,497
Kinda busy.
1474
01:20:28,905 --> 01:20:30,842
We have a security breach.
1475
01:20:34,059 --> 01:20:35,895
Kate. Shh.. shh..
1476
01:20:35,978 --> 01:20:37,328
Security is looking for me Kate.
1477
01:20:37,365 --> 01:20:39,242
- Out of the bush.
- Be quiet.
1478
01:20:39,303 --> 01:20:41,501
Why are you in Hamptons?
I'm serious, tell me the truth right now.
1479
01:20:41,562 --> 01:20:44,704
Because like an idiot I thought I could safe Cameron from herself.
1480
01:20:44,734 --> 01:20:46,342
- What?
- Ben, look at me.
1481
01:20:46,388 --> 01:20:48,038
I'm not cheating on you.
1482
01:20:48,164 --> 01:20:50,103
But..
- But what Kate?
1483
01:20:50,163 --> 01:20:52,817
Who's XL condoms are in the bedroom?
1484
01:20:53,088 --> 01:20:56,583
You of all people now that I don't wear XL condoms.
1485
01:20:56,623 --> 01:20:58,348
- Right.
- So what the hell's going on?
1486
01:20:58,362 --> 01:21:02,155
We are way to sober to figure this out, can we go get a drink?
1487
01:21:05,606 --> 01:21:07,713
- You take care of it?
- No sir Mr.Fields.
1488
01:21:07,798 --> 01:21:10,435
If I am copulating I do not wish to be disturbed.
1489
01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:12,395
Okay, I apologize sir.
Okay.
1490
01:21:14,784 --> 01:21:15,687
Fuck!
1491
01:21:15,812 --> 01:21:17,743
Two mojitos please.
1492
01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:19,673
Cool party huh?
1493
01:21:19,695 --> 01:21:21,456
Yeah, it's getting better.
1494
01:21:23,889 --> 01:21:26,232
Got to get much better.
1495
01:21:26,278 --> 01:21:28,351
Kitty Kate, how great?
1496
01:21:28,418 --> 01:21:29,700
Kitty Kate?
1497
01:21:29,746 --> 01:21:31,810
Wait, I'm sorry.
You two guys know each other?
1498
01:21:31,878 --> 01:21:35,435
She was my high school prom date,
We were just laughing about it this morning.
1499
01:21:35,706 --> 01:21:37,803
You have breakfast with her?
1500
01:21:37,849 --> 01:21:39,635
You've already hooked up with the brazilian bimbo?
1501
01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:41,932
I'm not a bimbo chikita, I'm a professional.
1502
01:21:41,968 --> 01:21:43,763
- Oh there is no doubt you're a..
- Bitch!
1503
01:21:43,778 --> 01:21:45,918
- Get off me. What the hell?
- Wow.. wow..
1504
01:21:46,043 --> 01:21:48,165
Stop!
- Let go of my hand..
1505
01:21:48,210 --> 01:21:51,141
- Please..
- Ow..
- Get off me..
-Come on..
1506
01:21:51,376 --> 01:21:53,949
- What the hell?
- I knew you were fucked up beyond believe.
1507
01:21:54,296 --> 01:21:55,607
Gaby..
1508
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:56,896
Who the hell is this guy?
1509
01:21:56,926 --> 01:21:58,675
I'm Matt, Who are y..
1510
01:21:58,779 --> 01:22:00,081
Are you Ben?
1511
01:22:00,104 --> 01:22:03,028
- The pole vaulter?
- I can explain everything.
1512
01:22:03,157 --> 01:22:05,025
Do still have feelings for him Kate?
- No.
1513
01:22:05,039 --> 01:22:07,022
Ben you ask me for a 3-way.
1514
01:22:07,068 --> 01:22:08,755
And you want one with him?
- No.
1515
01:22:08,778 --> 01:22:10,861
But i would like someone to listen.
1516
01:22:10,921 --> 01:22:12,752
Well why don't you just talk to me, Kate?
1517
01:22:12,784 --> 01:22:15,354
- I'm gonna give you guys a minute.
- Great idea.
1518
01:22:17,547 --> 01:22:19,366
I do know one thing.
1519
01:22:19,492 --> 01:22:22,860
If a girl buys an expensive dress and doesn't wear it for her man..
1520
01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:26,176
That's the most expensive mistake of her life.
1521
01:22:30,163 --> 01:22:32,319
Here, before you choose..
1522
01:22:32,356 --> 01:22:35,565
Which life's path your gonna follow tonight..
1523
01:22:35,691 --> 01:22:38,113
I'm gonna give you something to remember.
1524
01:22:38,143 --> 01:22:40,683
And based on life's experience..
1525
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:45,369
Trust me it'll have a profound life altering affect.
1526
01:22:49,024 --> 01:22:51,714
Wait, you're not married are you?
1527
01:22:59,829 --> 01:23:01,772
Before we....
1528
01:23:13,933 --> 01:23:15,494
You know..
1529
01:23:16,127 --> 01:23:18,491
My lady, I am not who you think I am.
1530
01:23:18,553 --> 01:23:22,454
And I think you're masquerading as twikle toes' lifestylist Owen Manners.
1531
01:23:22,493 --> 01:23:27,060
When in reality you're the Hampton's notorious seducing all the deperate housewives.
1532
01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:29,782
All their husbands don't have a clue.
1533
01:23:29,908 --> 01:23:32,647
I am who you think I am.
1534
01:23:36,569 --> 01:23:39,071
Am I who you think I am?
1535
01:23:42,590 --> 01:23:43,615
Hey..
1536
01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:45,823
Hey..
- I know you.
1537
01:23:46,267 --> 01:23:48,664
Yeah you're that polevaulter.
1538
01:23:48,717 --> 01:23:51,883
- You're Kate's friend aren't you?
- Yes I am.
1539
01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:55,047
- Want a shot?
- Yeah.
1540
01:23:58,327 --> 01:23:59,518
It's good..
1541
01:23:59,578 --> 01:24:00,761
Where is yours?
1542
01:24:01,484 --> 01:24:02,947
Hey..
1543
01:24:03,897 --> 01:24:07,576
Ah thank you very much..
Bottom's up, mister.
1544
01:24:11,164 --> 01:24:14,101
There you are.. Where have you been?
- Hi ladies..
1545
01:24:14,226 --> 01:24:15,662
We missed you.
1546
01:24:15,685 --> 01:24:19,000
Want to see a surprise?
-Yeah.
1547
01:24:47,174 --> 01:24:48,966
That's okay..
1548
01:24:49,455 --> 01:24:53,488
It happens to old guys like all the time.
1549
01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:55,975
We won't tell anyone, don't worry.
1550
01:24:56,232 --> 01:24:58,386
Now we can take care of each other.
1551
01:24:58,454 --> 01:24:59,734
You can watch.
1552
01:24:59,780 --> 01:25:02,838
It will be pay per view only free.
1553
01:25:03,494 --> 01:25:05,372
- Poor thing.
- Yeah..
1554
01:26:29,654 --> 01:26:31,567
I have been so stupid.
1555
01:26:31,693 --> 01:26:33,459
No, I've been stupid.
1556
01:26:33,521 --> 01:26:37,441
I have not been making very good decisions lately.
1557
01:26:38,183 --> 01:26:39,740
God..
1558
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:44,163
Can you believe that I came out here to hook up with Hugh?
1559
01:26:44,836 --> 01:26:48,360
Didn't know whether I should hump him or burp him.
1560
01:26:51,604 --> 01:26:53,412
And worst of all..
1561
01:26:53,995 --> 01:26:57,076
I have hurt the person that I care most about.
1562
01:26:57,975 --> 01:26:59,821
Vince will understand.
1563
01:27:02,623 --> 01:27:04,514
I'm talking about you.
1564
01:27:05,477 --> 01:27:08,584
Well, I nearly made the same mistake with Matt.
1565
01:27:09,039 --> 01:27:11,054
I mean at least you had fun with him, right?
1566
01:27:11,071 --> 01:27:12,450
Oh my God.
1567
01:27:13,043 --> 01:27:16,194
Kate, I did not sleep with Matt, he's your ex.
1568
01:27:16,219 --> 01:27:17,957
There is a girl code.
1569
01:27:17,981 --> 01:27:21,639
It is small but it does exist.
1570
01:27:22,315 --> 01:27:24,257
We just stayed up talking all night.
1571
01:27:24,269 --> 01:27:27,356
- You're right he's a very good listener.
- That's good, yeah.
1572
01:27:37,223 --> 01:27:40,940
Vince ran off with the doinks sisters.
1573
01:27:43,039 --> 01:27:45,490
Ben left with Gaby.
1574
01:28:13,426 --> 01:28:14,571
I've been..
1575
01:28:14,696 --> 01:28:16,258
I've been thinking our..
1576
01:28:17,262 --> 01:28:18,487
Arrangement.
1577
01:28:19,722 --> 01:28:21,206
Yeah, you uhm..
1578
01:28:21,260 --> 01:28:22,870
You wanna..
1579
01:28:22,942 --> 01:28:24,068
Divorce?
1580
01:28:24,495 --> 01:28:25,536
No.
1581
01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:27,913
I mean our rules.
1582
01:28:27,980 --> 01:28:30,341
You mean.. Your rules.
1583
01:28:30,977 --> 01:28:34,328
The thought of you with another man makes me crazy.
1584
01:28:34,346 --> 01:28:36,464
Yeah, I didn't really like it myself.
1585
01:28:36,875 --> 01:28:38,282
I love you.
1586
01:28:38,584 --> 01:28:41,120
I'm terrified that I'm gonna lose you.
1587
01:28:41,692 --> 01:28:42,943
Look..
1588
01:28:43,209 --> 01:28:47,260
I've been carrying this for a while, i should've done this a long time ago.
1589
01:29:01,629 --> 01:29:03,190
Guys..
1590
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:06,430
I'm just gonna go get my things and go to manhattan.
1591
01:29:06,473 --> 01:29:08,924
cameron, i don't want to see Ben.
Will you come with me?
1592
01:29:08,955 --> 01:29:11,387
- Of course.
- Okay.
1593
01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:31,290
- Yes, yes Gaby. God,you're so good.
- Oh yes?
1594
01:29:31,351 --> 01:29:33,074
I'm so happy.
1595
01:29:33,128 --> 01:29:35,735
This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
I'm serious.
1596
01:29:35,767 --> 01:29:36,924
What's it about?
1597
01:29:36,985 --> 01:29:38,208
Sex in the Hamptons.
1598
01:29:38,238 --> 01:29:39,456
Sleeping around.
1599
01:29:39,471 --> 01:29:41,165
Yeah, it's all everybody thinks about all day long.
1600
01:29:41,211 --> 01:29:43,056
That's my life story.
1601
01:29:43,963 --> 01:29:46,005
- Was.
- Who needs Emma Cooney..
1602
01:29:46,036 --> 01:29:47,754
We got our own best seller right here.
1603
01:29:47,814 --> 01:29:50,055
Oh yeah, everybody is gonna read this.
1604
01:29:50,069 --> 01:29:51,498
Read what?
1605
01:29:53,048 --> 01:29:55,014
Gaby's book.
1606
01:29:56,357 --> 01:29:57,849
She is a writer.
1607
01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,051
Yes.
1608
01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:01,243
Like John Gris-ham.
1609
01:30:02,768 --> 01:30:04,224
Yeah.
1610
01:30:14,518 --> 01:30:16,777
Oh.. That's nice.
1611
01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:19,855
Owen?
1612
01:30:27,257 --> 01:30:29,554
Oh for christ sake.
1613
01:31:09,222 --> 01:31:12,437
I hope you've had your shots.
1614
01:31:20,147 --> 01:31:24,557
I was thinking, a cheatau over looking the mediteranian in St Tropez.
1615
01:31:28,396 --> 01:31:34,097
I hereby declare my Dolce Vita ball officially finished.
1616
01:31:35,395 --> 01:31:45,096
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