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Previously onYoung Sheldon...Can we talk?
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I'm pregnant.
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JEFF:
You've got a lot
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going on right now.
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Maybe take some time off,
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focus on things at home.
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Hold on.
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Are you firing her?
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MEEMAW:
Hey, George.
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What's up?
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Georgie and I ran
into a little...
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problem at the border.
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What border?
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The Mexican one.
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We got arrested.
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What?
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Who is it?
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Arrested?
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What do you mean, arrested?
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I don't know.
Some problem with Customs.
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What were they doing in Mexico?I don't know.
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Why didn't they tell
us they were going?
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How many times
I got to say I don't know?
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[sighs] All right,
what do you know?
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Well, they're probably gonna
have to pay some fine,
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and-and they're
gonna need cash.
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My son is gonna be
in jail overnight?
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What about your mother?
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Oh, she's been there before.
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Meemaw's in jail?Uh...
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No.Forget about it.
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Forget about it? Do I need to
remind you I remember my birth?
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[grunts]
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Go to your room.
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That was a rough day.
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Rough day for me.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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LEON: Wait here.
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[crickets chirping]
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[door closes]
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[quietly]: You see what I see?
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What?
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An open window.
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You want to make
a run for it?
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You got a better plan?
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Yes.
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You shutting up.
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[door opens]
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[mutters]: Son of a bitch.
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New shirt.
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You give me some seltzer,
I can get that
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right out.Shh.
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Sorry.So,
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smuggling cigarettes.
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Your Honor, there
was no smuggling.
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This is a... misunderstanding.
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400 cartons
of undeclared cigarettes?
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Is that over the limit?
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By 399.
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[quietly]: I told
you not to talk.
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And he told you not to talk.
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All right. [grunts]
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Here's youroptions:
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plead not guilty, post a bond,
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come back here for a trial,
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which you will lose,
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because you're guilty.
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Or?Plead guilty,
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pay a fine
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and I never see your face again.
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But we get the
cigarettes back, right?
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No.
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How much
is the fine?
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Why don't we say $2,500?
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Let's say $500.
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This is not a negotiation.
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I hear ya.
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$750.
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We're done.
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Leon, get these clowns
out of here.
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Your Honor, please,
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I really need
those cigarettes back.
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My girlfriend's
gonna have my baby
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and I was gonna sell 'em to help
pay for the medical expenses.
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That's a touching story.
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Leon!
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Sorry.
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Too much Mountain Dew.
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Take 'em back to holding.
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[Meemaw sighs]
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How 'bout $1,000 and you
can keep my grandson?
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What is happening
to our family?
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I know. Georgie
and Meemaw in jail.
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Mom getting kicked out
of the church.
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Georgie having a baby
out of wedlock.
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You know what this
means, don't you?
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What?
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We really are white trash.
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Speak for yourself.
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I'm in college on a full ride.
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But I wish y'all luck.
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I really
appreciate this, Dale.
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Smuggling
cigarettes?
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What the hell
was she thinking?
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It was Georgie's idea.
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Well, that makes more sense.
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Well,
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whose truck we taking?
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You're coming?
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My ex-girlfriend in jail
at the Mexican border?
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[chuckles] I got
to take pictures.
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[scoffs]
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All right, I'll drive.
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But we got to stop and get film.
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Who you spying on?
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Meemaw's house.
There's a strange woman
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loitering on her porch.
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Let me see.
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SHELDON:
Should we call the police?
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MISSY:
Nah, she's too pretty
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to be a burglar.
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I don't think that's
how that works.
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Connie? Are you okay?
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All right, I'm coming in.
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MISSY:
Freeze, dirtbag.
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Who are you?
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No, no, we have
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the moral high ground here.
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Yeah. Who are you?
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I'm a friend of the lady
that lives here.
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I'm worried about her.
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That's no lady.
That's our meemaw.
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Are you Georgie's
brother and sister?
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Yeah.
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I'm Mandy.
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I'm Georgie's...
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I'm Mandy.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, really.
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And I'm worried
about your meemaw.
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Well, you don't have to be.
She's fine.
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She is?
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Yes, Sheldon, she is.
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So she's not in jail?
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She's in jail?
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Well, I thought so,
but maybe not.
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So why is Connie in jail?
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That's family business.
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Although Mandy is
carrying Georgie's baby
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and Georgie's
also in jail, so...
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Georgie's in jail?!
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Why are you
still talking?
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That is a valid question.
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It's past my bedtime.
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Good. Go.
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Nice meeting you!
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So, what happened?
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All I know is they had
a problem at the border.
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Something about
smuggling cigarettes.
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[quietly]:
What an idiot.Hey.
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He was just trying to make money
'cause you got pregnant.
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Oh, so this is my fault?
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He didn't make that baby
on his own.
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Look, you're just a kid, okay?
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You don't understand
what's going on here.
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I know my mom lost her job
and got kicked out of the church
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because you won't marry
my brother.
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I didn't know that.
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So did I win this argument?
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Feels like I did.
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Okay, God,
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we need to talk.
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Are you testing me?
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Is this a test?
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Am I Mrs. Job?
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I try to be a good person,
but...
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lately, it feels like
you are smacking me down
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every chance you get.
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And I know that that might sound
a little ungrateful right now,
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as I load my new dishwasher--
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that I love--
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but can't you pick on
someone else for a while?
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SHELDON:
Who are you talking to?
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[exhales sharply]
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God.To yourself. Got it.
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And you think, like Job,
God is testing your faith?
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[scoffs]
Sure would explain
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all the bad things that
have been happening.
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So believing in a god
who's going out of his way
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to ruin your life
is more comforting
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than believing
there's no God at all?
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
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I know. Good night.[stammers]W-Wait.
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Where's your sister?
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At Meemaw's,
talking to Mandy.
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What? Why?
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Can we table this for tomorrow?
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I'm running on fumes.
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DALE: So instead of traveling
around the country with me,
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she'd rather smuggle
cigarettes and rot in jail.
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How the hell is that
supposed to make me feel?
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I don't know.
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Bad?
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Damn right, bad.
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Treated that woman
like a queen.
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Didn't you break up with her?
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[huffs]
That was a bluff.
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Never thought she'd call it.
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Well, you are coming
to her rescue.
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Maybe this'll turn
things around.
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Who says I want her back?
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Great, you don't want her back.
Let's drop it.
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I will say one thing.
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I miss the sex.
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Oh, God.
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She is vivacious.
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And not just for a woman
her age.
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Oh, look, a hitchhiker.
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Let's pick him up.
Maybe he'll kill me.
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Do you hate Georgie?
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No. No, Georgie's
a good guy.
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If anything, I hate myself
for making bad decisions.
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Like having sex
before marriage?
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More like having
tequila before sex.
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MARY:
Hey.
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What's going on here?
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Mandy was just telling me
how she got pregnant.
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No, no...But you said...
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No.
No.
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Uh, are Georgie
and Connie okay?
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[exhales]
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Um, I hope so.
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My husband just went down there
to get 'em out.
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Okay. That's good.
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Okay, I guess
I'll get going.
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It... was nice seeing ya.
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I'm sorry about your troubles
with the church.
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What did you tell her?
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Just the highlights.
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Oh! I forgot I punched out
a kid in Sunday school.
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You don't have to
tell her all that.
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Maybe she'll feel guilty
and marry Georgie.
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No.
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[soft chatter in distance]
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How ya holding up?
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Not so good.
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Kid ain't even born yet and
I'm already a terrible father.
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You're not terrible.
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A terrible father
would've walked away.
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Thank you.
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Was my dad real pissed off?
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No.
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He was positively giddy
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about having to drive eight
hours down to the border
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to bail your ass out.
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Your ass, too.
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Yeah, but I like it when
he's pissed at me.
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[chuckling]
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This'll be a cool story
to tell my kid someday.
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Sure.
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Oh. You know
what would be awesome?
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If it was a boy,
we name him Winston.
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You know,
like the cigarettes?
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And if it's a girl,
we could name her Virginia.
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Virginia Slims.
270
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,137
Okay.
271
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,662
I think that's enough
of you for now.
272
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,796
[sighing]
273
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,365
[loud rattling]
274
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,064
[sighs]
275
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,501
[exhales]
276
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,025
Evening!
277
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,156
Mary.
278
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,071
Evening.
279
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:58,989
How come George ain't
taking out the garbage?
280
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,339
He's, uh...
[inhales sharply]
281
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,647
I am perfectly capable
of taking the trash cans out.
282
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:05,996
'Course.
283
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,346
You are woman-- hear
you roar. [chuckling]
284
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,826
Hmm.
285
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,436
Um...
286
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,179
I sure hope we're still gonna
see y'all in church tomorrow.
287
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:16,485
[inhales, sighs]
288
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,443
Thank you. Um...
289
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,707
I'll think about it.
290
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,494
How's Georgie and his,
uh, young lady friend?
291
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,235
Great. They're great.
292
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,847
Has anything changed
vis-à-vis their... nuptials?
293
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,370
Nope. Baby's gonna be a bastard.
294
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:33,981
That's what you're implying,
isn't it?
295
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:37,027
[stammers] Not a
word I like to use.
296
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:40,204
But, most important,
a happy, healthy...
297
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,249
Bastard.
298
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,338
What you said.
299
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,600
Good night, Pastor.
300
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,123
God bless.
301
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,086
♪
302
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,396
[grunts]
303
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,094
[knocking]
304
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,707
Yeah?
305
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,361
I can't sleep.
306
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,405
Me neither.
307
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,190
This whole Mandy thing
is a mess.
308
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,583
If you mean the nomenclature,
I agree.
309
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:12,889
Norman who?
310
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,543
Nomenclature--
the system of devising
311
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,023
or choosing names for things.
312
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,112
For example, if Mandy
and Georgie were married,
313
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,635
she'd be our sister-in-law.
314
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,680
But they're not.
315
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,898
Exactly.
316
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,639
So we need a term
for the unmarried mother
317
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,945
of our future niece or nephew.
318
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,860
How 'bout "Mandy"?
319
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:30,080
Follow me-- if we knew the sex
of the baby and it was a boy,
320
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,300
I was thinking we could call
Mandy "nephewterus,"
321
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,606
because she'd be having
a nephew in her uterus.
322
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,653
However, "nieceuterus"
just doesn't hit the ear right.
323
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,089
I still think "Mandy" works.
324
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,482
Now, there is
a gender-neutral term
325
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,919
coined by linguist Samuel Martin
in the 1950s,
326
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,617
which takes the "N" from "niece"
or "nephew" with "sibling"”
327
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,662
to get "nibling."
328
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,708
So she'd be our nibling?
329
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,231
No, the baby's the nibling.
330
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,190
Mandy would be either
the niblingess or the niblinger.
331
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,802
Or, in a swerve from
our traditional German suffixes,
332
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:56,803
"niblingo."
333
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,891
That one.
334
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,762
Oh, yeah, that one's the winner.
335
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,809
ADULT SHELDON:
Sadly, "niblingo"
never quite caught on.
336
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,681
But that doesn't stop me
from using it inScrabble.
337
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,813
DALE:
This is
338
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,466
gonna be my
Christmas card.
339
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,512
What the hell?
340
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,775
What are you doing here?
341
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,298
I'm saving ya.
342
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,213
You think I got that kind
of cash lying around?
343
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,476
He doesn't.
That's why I'm saving you.
344
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,130
Well, damn.
345
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,742
Georgie, come on.Five more minutes.
346
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:23,786
Now!
347
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,527
Okay! Okay.
348
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,964
Fine's paid. Let's go.
349
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,358
I'm really sorry
about this, Dad.
350
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,577
We'll talk about it in the car.
351
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,711
Well, it's just you and me.
352
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,973
Great.
353
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,106
Yeah, it is.
'Cause I'm saving ya.
354
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,461
♪
355
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,637
I know I messed up.
356
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,204
Mm-hmm.
357
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,988
And I'm gonna pay you back.
358
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,207
Every penny.
359
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,817
Mm-hmm.
360
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,343
You get that I was doing this
for the baby, right?
361
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,868
I do.
362
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,913
Which, when you think about it,
363
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,524
could be a reason
to be proud of me.
364
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:11,094
Take some time. Think about it.
365
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,579
When I get the pictures
developed, you want copies?
366
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,842
No.
367
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,976
Jail's made you cranky.
368
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,851
Still haven't
heard "thank you."
369
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,244
Thank you.
370
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,855
Those are the words, but...
371
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,378
just not feeling it.
372
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,685
I'm tired.
373
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,861
I'm sore. I'm embarrassed.
374
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,863
Could we just...
375
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,387
please not?
376
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,087
Sorry.
377
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,614
Did you have to join any gangs
when you were in there?
378
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,746
[chuckles]
379
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,618
Can I ask you
something?
380
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,228
What?
381
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,927
Were you scared when Mom
got pregnant with me?
382
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,016
I was terrified.
383
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,409
Huh.
384
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,976
Why? You scared?
385
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:08,760
Yeah.
386
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:09,892
Good.
387
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,198
You'd be a fool
if you weren't.
388
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,330
I don't know
what I'm doing.
389
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,028
I don't know
what's expected of me.[sighs]
390
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,769
At least you and Mom got
married and were a team.
391
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,034
Yeah, you got it rougher
than me.
392
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,514
Does it ever stop being scary?
393
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,561
I got a call from the Mexican
border that my son was in jail.
394
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,562
What do you think?
395
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,346
Fair point.
396
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,434
Sorry.
397
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,786
It's not all scary.
There's fun parts.
398
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,179
Like what?
399
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,966
We went to the beach once.
That wasn't bad.
400
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,576
Well, regardless,
it's happening.
401
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,620
I'm gonna be a dad.
402
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,928
Yes, you are.
403
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,062
I hope I'm as good
a dad as you are.
404
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,933
Don't try to butter me up.
405
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,066
[chuckles]
You saw that, huh?Yeah, I saw it.
406
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,111
Boy, you are smart.
407
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,811
Just to be clear, I'm gonna
pay you back every cent.
408
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,596
Ah. Don't worry
about it.
409
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,338
I am worrying about it.Well,
410
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,470
think of the money as a gift.
411
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,820
That I'm gonna be holding
over your head.
412
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,474
Well, that doesn't work for me.
413
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,609
How 'bout...
414
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:15,915
when we get home...
415
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,569
I make it up to ya?
416
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,400
Now, hold on. You want to...
417
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:27,491
you want to wipe out a $2,500
debt with one roll in the hay?
418
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,798
Are you saying
I'm not worth it?
419
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,017
I'm saying it's a lot of money.
420
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,888
Never mind.
Offer's off the table.
421
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,585
No, no, no, wait a minute.
Hang on.
422
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,109
Too late. Too late.
423
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,502
Hey, I was thinking
a fair price would be...
424
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,808
$500 a roll.
425
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,637
Well, isn't that
what a girl wants to hear?
426
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,858
Seemed fair to me.
427
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,164
[birds chirping]
428
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,253
Do you think Georgie
got a tattoo in jail?
429
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,080
No.
430
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,429
Do you think
Meemaw did?
431
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,128
Probably.
432
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,999
Are we going
to church?
433
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,131
I'm going.
434
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,263
After everything that happened?
435
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,699
Isn't that weird?
436
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,701
Doesn't matter.
437
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,399
I need to.
438
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,662
I'll go with you.
439
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,012
You don't have to.
440
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,406
I want to.
441
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:15,713
["Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.
playing]
442
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,676
What?
443
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,418
♪
444
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,726
[indistinct chatter]
445
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,176
This isn't
where we sit.
446
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,308
It's all right.All right?
447
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,616
This is nowhere near
the acoustic sweet spot.Shush.
448
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,401
And I'm sitting behind what
may be the largest man in Texas.
449
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,055
Shh!
450
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,451
Dear friends, let us love
451
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,582
one another.
452
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:01,063
Whoever does not love
does not know God,
453
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,979
because God is love.
454
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,636
It means that we
are responsible for sharing
455
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,073
that love
with all those around us.
456
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,467
Now let's join hands and pray.
457
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,730
Dear
Heavenly Father,
458
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,601
thank you for gathering
us here today
459
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,429
to join together
in worship...
460
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,170
I've had enough. Let's go.
461
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,911
You sure?Yes.
Please give us
462
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,000
the strength
to reflect
463
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,655
your abundant love out
into the world.
464
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,397
Thank you
for bringing us here today
465
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,876
to join together in worship.
466
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,530
Excuse me.
467
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,098
Am I the only one struck
by the incredible hypocrisy
468
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,317
of this sermon?
469
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,232
You go on and on
about loving one another
470
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,755
and how God is love.
471
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,757
But not when it comes
to my mother and our family?
472
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,281
And why? Because my brother
impregnated a woman
473
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,717
11 years older than him?
474
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,676
Which one could argue
was an act of love.
475
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,634
Sheldon.At least on his part. She
doesn't seem to care for him.
476
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,507
Also, earlier, you said
"Nebuh-kuh-nezzar."Sheldon.
477
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,639
In Hebrew, it would be
pronounced "Neboo-kha-nezzar."
478
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,380
More in the back of the throat.
Kha.
479
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,860
Kha. Bye.Sheldon.
480
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,079
Or in Hebrew, shalom.
481
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,515
Which also means "hello."
And "peace."
482
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,256
Kha! Kha![groans]
483
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,392
[door closes]
484
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,048
How's Mom?
485
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,745
Pretty upset.[man speaking on TV]
486
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,052
Even after that
excellent speech I made?
487
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,141
For once, I don't think
you're the problem.
488
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,230
Good for me.
489
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,406
[doorbell rings]
490
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,799
I'm reading.
491
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,670
[sighs]
492
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,806
Hi there, Missy.
493
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,590
[sighs]
May I help you?
494
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,854
Um, I was hoping to talk
to your mom. She around?
495
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,683
I'm not sure.
Let me see if she's available.
496
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,208
What's going on?
497
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,687
She's available.
498
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,386
[sighs softly]
Hello.
499
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,563
Mary, I am so
sorry about today.
500
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,869
I understand
why you're upset.
501
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,698
But the church is
still your family.
502
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,833
I'd just... hate to see you
walk away from the Lord.
503
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,837
[inhales sharply, sighs]
504
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,883
Feels like he's
walking away from me.
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