All language subtitles for The.Good.Fight.S06E05.WEBRip.x264-ION10

(theme music playing)

Ms. Reddick,
what's the one word you have

for the way today
makes you feel?

(exhales) Proud.

232 years, and finally

there's a Black female
Supreme Court justice.

Yes, and Ketanji Brown Jackson
will be one of the best.

Were you proud

when Clarence Thomas became
a Supreme Court justice?

(chuckles) Well, that--
uh, that's another matter.

-Because of his politics?
-Well, not-not just that.

Uh, I think
Justice Scalia said--

and yes, I'm about
to cite Antonin Scalia--

but he said about Thomas:

"I am an originalist,
but I am not a nut."

And also, there's the business

of Justice Thomas's wife
a few months ago--

-Ginni Thomas?
-Yes. Yes. Uh,

it besmirched the court
and the country.

You're talking about
her texts with the White House

-after the 2020 election?
-Yes, it was, it was unhinged.

She was speaking to
the president's chief of staff,

Mark Meadows,
about a coup, basically.

I mean, how does that not infect
her husband's judgement?

Well, thank you for coming on
this morning, Ms. Reddick.

Thank you.

DIRECTOR:
And we're clear.

That's it, thanks.

Thank you, ma'am,
it was nice meeting you.

-Thank you, good interview.
-Thanks.

-Oh. Right. (chuckles)
-SOUND GUY: Yes.

-Thank you.
-No, no. Thank you.

We're in a weird time.

(chuckles) Yeah.

Thank you.

(indistinct chatter)

Hey, Jay, we need to get
our security in order.

Why? What's going on?

No, no, no. I just--

I-I think we're just
taking this

all a bit too blithely.

all a Gentlemen. ithely.

Hey, Diane, where are you?

I'm, uh, at the doctor's.

I will, uh, be right in.

Okay. Um, listen.

about the firm's security.

Yeah, I-I agree.
Wh-What happened?

No, uh, nothing new. I'll just--
I'll see you in an hour.

I'll see (sighs) an hour.

I'll (soft beeping) hour.

Hello?

Let me get that.

We should make sure
your phone is off next time.

Yeah. I-I have to get
to work anyway.

But you didn't have
a full treatment.

Yeah. Maybe next time.

♪ ♪

I'm FBI Agent Plummer.

-And this is Agent Emmerich.
-What's wrong?

We want to talk to you alone

about the incidents
of the last week.

Sir, do you mind?

I'd rather stay.

EMMERICH:
This is a courtesy to Ms. Gold.

We need to speak to her alone.

I'd rather he stay.

Authorities are still unable
to locate the armed man

who targeted your father
and killed Frank Landau.

We also don't believe
this is an isolated event.

What does that mean?

Well, the ballistics
and the manner of the shooting

fit a pattern of other shootings
carried out by Totenkopf USA.

-"Totenkopf"?
-It's a white supremacist group.

They take the name from
one of Hitler's elite units.

PLUMMER:
We're here to suggest
you take precautions.

(snorts) Such as what?
Stop being Jewish?

This isn't funny, Ms. Gold.

No shit.

That's how she deals
with serious things.

She-she jokes.

We advise that you vary
your route to and from work.

Notice any strange vehicles
parked near your home.

I'll check the street
and the lot.

We've been monitoring
the chatter of the Totenkopf.

They have talked about
wearing green shoelaces.

So I should look
for green shoelaces?

If you see anyone following you,
or anyone suspicious,

you should call us.

Put these numbers
in your phone.

We'll stay in touch.

(door opens)

(door closes)

(sighs)

You all right?

I want to buy a gun.

We start with podcasts,

but the goal is to finance
two limited series a year.

That's great.

Give me two weeks
to gather my best cases.

Perfect.

Uh, I do have a smaller issue,
if you don't mind.

Uh, of course.
Uh, should we sit down?

No, no, no, no.
This won't take long.

So, I got these papers
from my wife.

Oh, no, I'm-I'm sorry--

Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
we're happy.

Yeah, this is not a divorce.
Um...

Morgan's five months
pregnant now.

And, uh, well,
she wants me to sign

this thing
called a "push-nup."

Uh, you mean a "postnup"?

No. "Push-nup."

Apparently, it's slang

for an agreement
between prospective parents.

You pay your wife
to have a baby?

CARTER:
As she says,

it's her body,
it's her morning sickness,

and she's undercutting
her own career

by taking time off
to raise the child.

So Morgan says
marriage gets a contract,

so why shouldn't motherhood?

Well, I can think of
a few reasons.

I don't mind signing

a piece of paper or two--
you know, if it makes her happy.

She... she is so afraid
of giving up her life.

Understood.
I suggest we use

a time-honored legal tactic.

We stall.

Send her lawyer over.

(elevator bell dings)

Are you getting off?

ELSBETH:
What does that say?

Uh... "BUB."

What does that mean?

I think it's an acronym.

Ah, I think you're right.

Are you going up or down?

That depends on the day.

I'm going down.

Oh...

Oh, I like that color on you.

Thank you?

-May I help you?
-Uh, Elsbeth Tascioni.

I'm here for Mr. Lane.
Richard Lane.

-Oh, uh, "Ri'Chard."
-(gasps) Yes. Oh, sorry.

Ri'Chard.

Do you want a paperweight?

What?

I started, um...

blowing glass
during the pandemic.

Well, first, I baked sourdough,

but then I gained
20 pounds, so...

Here you go.

I call this one "Winter Dream."

JULIUS:
Elsbeth?

Julius, how are you?

-Good, good.
-(laughs)

-Well, why are you here?
-Oh.

Um, I am supposed to be

in a meeting--
Here, this is for you.

Oh. Thank you?

What's that color called?

Uh, I don't know.
Blue? (chuckles)

No, blue is more...

Could you point me
to Ri'Chard Lane's office?

Here.

Oh. (claps hands) Perfect.

Wow! Wait, this is your office?

Uh, it is.
Um, how may I help you?

Oh. I represent
Morgan Johnstone.

Ah, yes.
The enigmatic "push-nup."

(laughing):
Yeah.

Good name, huh?

Yes, all attempts to change
the law start with good names.

(laughs)
Yeah.

You're right.

"Palimony."

(gasps)
I hadn't thought of that.

Uh, come on in.
Um, I'm here with Mr. Johnstone.

ELSBETH:
Oh. Ooh.

Wow, look at those screens.

Do you have
movie nights in here?

Uh, no, but, um, good idea.

Uh, have you met
Mr. Johnstone before?

-Oh. No. Hello.
-Hi.

Ah, your wife is such a kick.

Oh, thank you, yes, Ms.--
What is it again?

-Tascioni.
-CARTER: Tascioni.

Oh, and congratulations
on becoming a daddy.

-(Carter chuckles)
-(laughs)

And a piano.

(gasps) Do you play?

Uh, from time to time.

And those glasses.
Ooh, those are wild.

-Can I try those on?
-No.

Um, what can we do for you?

Oh.

Here.

I call this one
"Candy Floss."

And... here...

you... go.

What is this?

Copies of our estimates
for various stages

of childbirth
and child-rearing.

Uh, open to negotiation,
of course.

Of course.

Morgan wants to be fair.
So do I.

You don't think this is all
a bit ridiculous, Ms. Tascioni?

Uh, charging my client
for having a baby?

-Ri'Chard, can I be
honest with you?
-Please.

There is very little
in this world

that I don't find ridiculous.

(door opens)

-(chuckles)
-Is she for real?

Oh, I certainly hope so.

I think we have
an opportunity here.

If they want
to pursue a "push-nup,"

let's use it
to open up the prenup, too.

-The vacation house?
-Right.

Your preexisting prenup
gives it to Morgan.

Let's see what we can
shake loose from this lawyer.

She seems, uh...

easily confused.

(beeps)

Burgers!

Malcolm! Dinner!

(phone ringing)

This is Liz Reddick.

WOMAN:
Hello?

This is Liz Reddick.
Who is this?

Virginia Thomas.

V Ginni Thomas..

and ask you
to consider apologizing

Mom, can I get it
to as a cheeseburger? ing

Give it some thought, Liz.

I certainly pray about this

why you said what you did.

why y Ginni Thomas.ou did.

Think about apologizing,
why y and call me.ou did.

why Have a good night.did.

Who was that?

I... I don't know.

You look weird, Mom.

Well, that's because
I am weird.

(Malcolm chuckles)

(indistinct chatter)

(muffled explosion outside)

(line ringing)

This is Ginni.

Have a blessed day.

ELSBETH:
Well, isn't this sweet?

Puts us in the perfect mood.

-It seemed appropriate.
-(chuckles)

We think a sliding scale,
starting at

$30,000 an hour
for duration of labor...

From first contraction?

With another scale
for a Caesarean.

That turns on contractual
lifestyle agreements,

so I suggest we defer
to the prenup on that.

You want to reopen the prenup?

For simplicity's sake.

What part of the prenup?

Well, if Morgan has to be alone

for an extended period
of time recovering,

maybe we should
look at the agreement

over the vacation home.

Good. (exhales happily)

We'd also love

to look at
the earlier agreement

on crypto investments.

Why?

Well, Mr. Johnstone's wealth

has been invested heavily
in crypto.

And that's been good
for both parties.

(chuckling):
It certainly has.

Not that I understand
all that stuff.

But if we were to freeze
the value of that asset

at its current level,
this would all be a lot easier.

(scoffs)

(chuckles)

But if it drops,

my client suffers a huge loss.

But if it rises,

and your client chooses
to divorce...

he'll be even better off.

So this push-nup is nonsense.

-It's just a way
to renegotiate the prenup.
-No, no, no.

It just makes sense.

-(baby laughing)
-Oh!

Sometimes I just play it for
myself when I'm in a bad mood.

-How'd you do that?
-Oh.

I was able to access your screen

from the firm's Wi-Fi.

-(laughing)
-(Elsbeth laughing)

("Time Walk" by Bnny playing)

♪ Things change ♪

♪ If I had a minute with you ♪

♪ Tell you all... ♪

♪ Tell yo Oh. ll... ♪

♪Hi. I didn't see you.

Come on in.

Aren't these tulips beautiful?

Yeah.

I need your help on a case.

Oh. Is there a problem?

Elsbeth Tascioni?

Is she here?

She just showed up.

(yells, laughs)

(laughing)

-Elsbeth.
-(gasps, squeals)

-Diane.
-(laughs)

Oh, look at you,

being so you.

(chuckles) Well,
look at you, being so

-different than you.
-(laughs)

Hold on.
Oh, you will never believe

what I learned how to make
during lockdown.

Glass paperweights.

Yes...

How did you know that?

I don't know.

-(gasps)
-(Diane laughing)

Oh, oh!

Oh. Oh...

You need 16 hours of training

to get a Concealed Carry
License in Illinois.

We'll start today
with posture.

Now, you don't shoot from your--

your arms.
You shoot from your...

Your core.

I was in
the Israeli Defense Forces.

(gunshots continue)

Nicely done.

MARISSA:
Like riding a bike.

MAN:
Oh, yeah, you got a big one.

-MAN 2: Yeah,
not as big as yours.
-Let me try it.

(Jay stifles chuckle)

MAN:
Just imagine Hillary's face
in the crosshairs.

-MAN 2: Got Soros in mine.
-(chuckles)

MAN:
This one would
definitely shoot out

a few boomboxes
at the next BLM.

MAN 2:
Okay. Here we go.

-(gunshots)
-BUB!

-(gunshot)
-MAN: BUB!

-Right through the head.
-(laughs)

(gunshots continue)

(typing)

♪ ♪

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the major signposts

the major signposts
Watch for these.

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on protesters?

So... let's pause there.

If it comes to ten,
So you are in the midst.

If you're short of that,

Ten, and it's civil war. ,

(sighs)

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Mom, are you worried
about me or something?

What?

You're home every night
for dinner.

I'm fine.

(laughs)
That's just me being a parent.

(phone ringing)

(TV switches on)

-Uh, Mom,
no calls during the show.
-Okay.

Okay, okay, okay. Just really,
really, really quick.

Really quick.

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Okay.

Next question.
Later that year,

what was the name
of your deprogrammer?

Well, there was more than one.

We "Bang-Bang," I called him..

(whispers):
Oh, my God.

Who was that?

Uh... I don't know.
Just some lady. Sales.

And she likes Below Deck?

And she All right. w Deck?

(sighs)

Oh, God, I should-- I should not
be letting you watch this.

(traffic passing)

(walk sign beeping)

♪ ♪

(knock on doorframe)

You needed me?

Yeah.

Okay, um,
this is a weird request.

A woman has been calling me

who says she's Ginni Thomas.

Clarence Thomas's wife?

Yeah.

And...?

And... well,
she-she was in a cult

in the late '80s

and so I asked her
the name of the deprogrammer.

And I pretended I knew it,
but I don't.

So can you find out for me?

The name of the person

who deprogrammed Ginni Thomas
in the '80s?

Yeah.

Sure. Um...

Okay, look, I-I know
this is probably a prank,

but Ginni Thomas called
Anita Hill

ten years ago,
like, out of the blue,

and asked her to apologize.

I think she's lonely.

I mean, she sounds lonely.

That, and she likes calling
Black lady lawyers.

-(phone buzzing)
-Oh.

I'm on it.

All right.

I sound a little crazy. Okay.

-What's up?
-MARISSA: I think
I'm being followed.

I was heading out for lunch.
I'm b Two guys. owed.

I'm Describe them. wed.

I A bit more specific..

I Um, bearded. Jeans. ..

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the front of the building.

Do not look at me when you pass.

Okay. We're being sneaky?

Yes, we are.

Yes Thanks. e.

-(elevator bell dings)
-(exhales)

What are you doing?

There's a sticker up here.

It's been bothering me.

I have to head... down.
Do you mind?

No. Go ahead.

-What is that?
-I don't know.

"BUB." I've been seeing
these around.

(grunts)

What's it mean?

I'm gonna find out.

-Yeah?
-Okay, after you hang up,

you're going to pretend
you forgot something,

and head back
toward the office.

Don't even look at them
as you pass.

What if they tackle me?

They're not going
to tackle you.

and I'm going to
follow them. Okay?

Yeah, okay. Here I go.

Go back to work.

Don't get killed.

♪ ♪

(phone camera shutter clicks)

MARISSA:
Okay, that's a bad sign, right?

JAY:
It could be anything.

No, it couldn't.
I'm being targeted.

The country's hitting
all the signposts for civil war.

Rise in hate crimes,
politicians getting attacked--

-Where is this coming from?
-The Internet.

-Marissa. Stop reading it.
-(sighs)

I'll follow you after work,
okay?

Oh, this is crazy.

(women laughing loudly)

I just found out
what "BUB" means.

What?

Blut und Boden.

Blut Yeah. oden.

They never go out of style.

-Feels like bad times.
-MARISSA: Yeah.

One slash away from civil war.

(women laughing)

-Oh, Beth.
-Mm.

-(chuckles)
-Ah...

So we should get
some work done, right?

Oh, I guess so.

(clears throat)

Let's put our cards
on the table.

Ooh. I will if you will.

So...

"Push-nup."

It's just some bullshit

to lock in cryptocurrency
at the current value?

(chuckles)

And you want the vacation home?

So let's just make a deal.

-Yeah!
-(both laugh)

-You want a flower?
-Oh!

Mm. (laughs)

-(babbling)
-(laughs)

(both laugh)

Deal.

(phone ringing)

Oh.

Hey, Jay.

So I don't know
what this means,

and it's not really widely
known, so it took some digging.

kno Uh, good. Uh... What is it?.

Is that a good thing
kno Uh, or a bad thing? is it?.

kno U And he has a nickname. it.

kno U That's the question. e. i.

Okay. Thanks.

I think we've done it.

As do I.

Colleagues, I'm thrilled

-we found a solution.
-(Diane laughs)

That's great.
I just want us to be happy.

-(knock at door)
-So, first two pages...

RI'CHARD:
What is it?

I have a lawyer at reception.
Mr. Brittel?

He says he represents the trust?

Uh, do we know a lawyer
named Brittel?

Oh, my God, are you serious?
Is he actually here?

Hello, everyone.

I'm here
to negotiate for my client.

Matt, you don't represent me.

We've already settled
our differences here.

You're right,
I don't represent you.

I represent
the unborn baby, Annie--

-Audrey.
-BRITTEL: Exactly.

This was never
a two-way negotiation.

This is a three-way.

-With a fetus?
-BRITTEL: Yes.

And this fetus has one tough
motherfuckin' lawyer.

(thunder rumbling)

There will be no more borrowing
against the trust.

This has nothing
to do with the trust.

Mr. Johnstone has borrowed

$895,000
for his crypto speculation.

We expect that to be repaid
in full with interest.

-1.6 million.
-You put us into debt?

Well, you're not off the hook,
either. I've heard that

you've requested money

to compensate for the trauma
and inconvenience of childbirth.

Well, it's only fair that
Audrey gets half of that.

On what grounds?

Well, birth is
at least as traumatic

to the baby,
wouldn't you agree?

-Who has hired you?
-The grandparents.

They put the money
into the trust

and they want it
to go directly to the child.

Not to you.
So, see you in court.

Oh, I don't think
she's going anywhere.

I don't see how, legally--
how, logically--

he can represent Audrey.

It's a generation-skipping
trust.

The grandfather didn't want
to give the money to them.

He wanted it to go
to their children.

-But the child isn't born yet.
-Right, so...

let's sue the fetus.

She-she doesn't have standing,
not yet.

(Elsbeth giggles)

Oh, sometimes I love the law.

LIZ:
No, this is
about professionalism.

He has to own up
to his mistakes.

GINNI:
Because he's playing
off his looks.

Glenn would've fired his ass
two weeks ago.

My mother used to say that.

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(TV mutes)

You there?

Yeah.
Yeah, can you... (laughs)

Can you just tell me
that this is a prank?

Please? I mean, I'll be fine.

And we can just keep on talking
about Below Deck.

Oops, that's him.

We're talking
about it tonight.

Retirement. We RV.

Don't watch
the next episode until we talk.

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BRITTEL:
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t iaof tortious interference--t.

t iaowithout justification.e--t.

when she took the bench in 2020.

-So we're in Alito-land.
-Mm-hmm.

But the interests
of a child are at stake.

What could be
a better justification?

Uh, Your Honor, as my colleague
has already pointed out,

there is no "child"
in this case.

I'm going to allow the term.

-Your Honor, plaintiff obj--
-BURNETT: Order!

Order in the gallery!

(quietly): We're not going
to win with this.

She's pro-life.

Go our own way?

Uh, Your Honor,
our client, Mr. Johnstone,

has requested
a declaratory judgment

stating that he is under
no legal obligation

to pay for childbirth
or mothering services,

whether the compensation goes
to Ms. Johnstone

or to "the child."

I never expected you
to use this hearing

to improve your
negotiating position.

Seize the day.

He also contends
that such payments--

in addition to contravening
natural and biblical law--

-Amen!
-...have no basis
in Illinois law.

"Older women are to teach
the young women

how to love their husbands
and children." Titus 2:4.

Amen!

-Amen! Amen, amen!
-BURNETT: There will be order.

ELSBETH:
But Your Honor, Your Honor,
the Bible doesn't support

this kind of abandonment.

BRITTEL:
Your Honor, you see, this is

exactly why the child needs me

to step in and intervene

-in the situation.
-BURNETT: Order.

(all talking over each other)

-There is a child...
-(banging gavel)

Court is in recess until
I can review the precedents.

JAY:
Why are you obsessed
with a civil war?

Everything's fine, okay?

(scoffs) Except for
the rise in violence,

the arming of the left,

and the loss of faith
in the government.

The world is just
becoming more itself.

Stay calm. Keep walking.

What? Why?

MARISSA (whispering):
Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Are those the same guys?

They are. Just keep walking.

-What's up?
-Excuse me?

You wouldn't be following us,
by any chance?

BOLT:
Just getting some orange juice.

JAY:
It takes two of you?

It takes as many as we want.

Who am I speaking to?

Smith and Wesson.

Back the fuck off, asshole.

What's going on?

Nothing. Just go, Marissa.

No. Why?

Do what I say. Go!

-On the ground, now!
Both of you.
-BOLT: Shut the fuck up

and drop your weapon, asshole.

STELLO:
Drop it or we'll shoot!

We're FBI, asshole.
You're under arrest.

STELLO:
Put it on the ground
and do not move!

Do as I say, right now!

-Turn around and get on your--
-Move! Move!

-put your hands behind you, now!
-Look straight ahead.

-Do not move.
-Now get your hands

-behind your back.
-You just fucked yourself,
asshole.

BOLT:
What do you have
in your pockets?

Anything that's gonna
stick me? Anything sharp?

Gentlemen.

My name is Randy Elkin.
I'm an attorney.

The man you're arresting is
a private investigator,

licensed to carry weapons.

Not licensed to threaten
a federal agent.

ELKINS:
Recordings from multiple angles

show you failed to identify
yourselves as federal agents

prior to threatening him,
and used excess force

despite the fact that
he was in full compliance.

That's bullshit.

I have five witnesses,
with video.

There are three
security cameras: there,

there, and there.

We have access to
their business contact numbers,

and can have those videos
downloaded tonight.

Now, before this documentation
is released to the press

and there's no turning back,
I suggest you render an apology

and release him from custody.

Check his ID.

ELKINS:
Good.

I think that's
the smartest move, gentlemen.

We were here
to protect your girl, asshole.

How about that apology,
gentlemen?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wh-Where you going?

Home.

-You should, too.
-But come on, hold on.

Who are you guys?
Where'd you come from?

We're around.

Around where?

Yeah. We're coming.

Think about it
if you want to know more.

I want to know more.

That's your number.

For what?

♪ ♪

(spooky voice):
What does the future hold?

(laughs) Hi, Liz.

Hey.

-I haven't seen you all week.
-Oh, yeah.

I've been working on security
for the firm.

Well, thank you for that.

I have a weird question
to ask you.

Can't be any weirder
than the case I'm on.

(Liz chuckles)

Yeah, we'll see.

Um, so,
for the past four nights,

a woman has been calling me

claiming to be Ginni Thomas.

And she started
by wanting me to apologize

for referring to her husband
as a nut.

But now we are trading
fan theories

about Below Deck,

Okay, that is weirder.

It's probably a prank.

But this woman said that, uh,

she's trying to get
her husband to retire.

I guess
they're passionate RVers,

and they want to go
to the Grand Canyon,

and she's worried that his job

is going to give him
a heart attack.

So the question?

What?

Y-You said
you had a weird question.

Oh. Well, I-I'm just trying
to figure out what to do.

How likely is it
that this... person is real?

I don't know.

I mean, I-I had Jay do
some snooping

and i... it is possible.

Well, if it's possible,

then I hear the best time
to see the Grand Canyon

is in the fall.

This fall.

I mean, what's the worst
that happens?

I get publicly embarrassed
by a prankster.

And the best that can happen

is you will encourage
the most conservative member

of the Supreme Court to retire

in time
for Biden to replace him.

Yeah, the...

the thing is, I, um...

I don't know, I...

What?

I don't know,
it just got me thinking that...

if we all would just drop
our political buffs and...

and talk to each other
about reality shows,

then maybe we'd...

-Oh, my God. No. No. No.
-(Diane chuckles)

Uh, yeah, I...

I kinda like her.

Then you should encourage her

to go on vacation
with her husband

before he gets too old.

Okay.

(both laughing)

Gosh.

Oh...

Oh, I heard that
Tascioni was here.

Yes. We're working on
a strategy for court.

What?

How to legally attack a fetus.

Do you want my advice?

Yes.

Don't.

DIANE:
Mm...

♪ ♪

-(quietly): ...I get the idea.
-Oh...

BURNETT:
You two seem happy.

We're always happy, Your Honor.

We ask the court
to appoint a conservator

for Audrey Johnstone.

Who is Audrey Johnstone?

-My daughter, Your Honor.
-BRITTEL: Objection.

-I'm her lawyer.
-No, you're the trust's lawyer.

And we believe
you've placed your interest

above the child's.

Okay. There's no child.

Of course there is a child.

It's right there.

You want to appoint
someone else

to manage the financial affairs
of the fetus?

The child, Your Honor,
the child.

Who clearly is not competent
to do so for herself, as yet.

These invoices show
just how much

Mr. Brittel was charging
the trust--

the fetus-- the child--
for his legal services.

He has claimed over $100,000

in this calendar year alone.

That's an exorbitant fee.

Okay, as trustee, I am acting

in the capacity of
a conservator already...

But not as a responsible one.

Mr. Brittel is not acting

in the best financial
interests of the--

the child.

It is the opinion of this court

that fetuses are entitled

to certain inalienable rights,

and therefore, the plaintiff's
motion is granted:

Mr. Brittel is not serving
his client's interest,

and the court places the fetus

into a conservatorship.

(cheering)

OBSERVERS (chanting):
Stand up for every child!

Yay.

God, I need a shower.

OBSERVERS:
...for every child!

Me?

Uh, I'm divorced.

About four years now.

He was a police captain.

GINNI:
Really? What happened?

we didn't spend enough time
Really? together. pened?

You know, I think if I had
to do it all over again,

I wouldn't put work
ahead of my marriage.

GINNI:
Yeah.

We've been talking.

Well, the most important thing

is to not look
back at your life

and have any regrets.

You want to go
to the Grand Canyon, you go.

Because when we die,
we all face God,

and what are
you gonna say to him?

"I worked until I was 75"?

Ginni?

I know you're right.

I kno Yeah, some. ght.

I kn Yeah, I guess. ght.

Anyone last year?

I'm just seeing if you're
following your own advice.

following y Yes. own advice.

following Oh, my God. advice.

Clarence is here.
follo He wants to talk.dvice.

DEL:
fo Hi, is this Liz Reddick?e.

my decision on gay marriage.

-Where are you?
my decis -Not Del. marriage.

And I'm here with Neil Gorsuch.

And I'm here (shouts) il Gorsuc.

And I'm h (muffled groan) Gorsu.

I'm calm.

You've been busted.
For Filibusted!

FHey! (chuckles)

Yes, this is fun.

(strained chuckle)

Aw, come on, Liz. Don't be mad.

-LIZ: Yep.
-I'll let you smack me.

No, I think
I'll think of another way

to take it out on you.

I know you will.
Uh, you mind if we come in?

Are you gonna keep filming?

Well, that depends on if you,
uh, sign this release or not.

Uh, hey, Liz?

(sighs) Uh, okay, okay.

She-- she loves the joke.

Right? Liz.

Liz.

Let us in.

I'm...

I'm a Black man
in a white neighborhood

with a bunch of puppets.

Not cool. Liz!

Hey, Jay. Hey, I want you
to do me a favor.

JAY:
Okay...

Do you remember him?

The streaming service guy.

I want you to call him
The str and tell him ce guy.

The s You're unionizing. guy.

Long night?

Yeah. You?

Um, I guess so. (soft chuckle)

Want to get a drink?

I would,
but I'm meeting someone.

Oh.

Got it.

(elevator bell dings)

(sighs)

♪ ♪

This is getting personal.

377?

WOMAN:
Jay Dipersia.

Yes.

You asked about us,
is that right?

I asked...

I don't know
what I asked about, I...

What are you looking for, Jay?

(sighs)

Competence.

I know passion. I know anger.

I know our people
standing up for themselves.

But I'm looking for people
who are good at it.

And I want to be part of it.

Yesterday, I saw that...

for just a minute.

That's what I want.

We're the leaders
of The Collective.

And we want to know
what your talent is.

What's The Collective?

A group of friends
who want to make things better.

What can you do to help us?

I don't know.
I'm an investigator.

Okay. Well,
we have investigators. Jonas...

I'm-I'm sorry. (chuckles)

Look, tell me what you want.

We want people
who can be helpful.

What you can do?

I can train people
to use firearms

to get their
Concealed Carry Licenses.

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