Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:10,843
Jesus!
2
00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,382
Can't you see I'm working?
3
00:00:12,383 --> 00:00:14,142
I don't got time for this shit.
4
00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,375
Come on. Get outta here!
5
00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,267
Frank!
6
00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,394
I just wanna make sure you're okay.
7
00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,076
Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico,
8
00:00:22,077 --> 00:00:23,216
we can grab a coffee?
9
00:00:23,217 --> 00:00:25,008
I spend the winters down there.
10
00:00:26,372 --> 00:00:27,944
So Debbie and I are fucking.
11
00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:28,986
You're gay?
12
00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,239
I hate vaginas.
I just wanted to piss you off.
13
00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,907
Rich people are crazy.
14
00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,300
Fuckin' nuts.
15
00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,136
- You wanna fuck?
- Fuck yeah.
16
00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,662
This place is for rent.
17
00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,372
We should call the number, check it out.
18
00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,791
Kev Ball's Keg Zone.
19
00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:42,042
Keg curls.
20
00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:46,237
I've been to every home
in Glencoe looking for you.
21
00:00:46,238 --> 00:00:47,505
Does anyone else know I'm here?
22
00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,506
Nobody.
23
00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,542
We're having a wedding wedding?
24
00:00:50,543 --> 00:00:52,200
Just want you to know, you marry a man,
25
00:00:52,201 --> 00:00:54,154
I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head.
26
00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,946
Don't say I didn't warn you, cocksmoker.
27
00:00:55,947 --> 00:00:57,431
I rented that house.
28
00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,351
My family, this neighborhood
is my support system.
29
00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,250
I would love if you would help me
30
00:01:02,251 --> 00:01:04,214
make that house a home.
31
00:01:15,269 --> 00:01:20,413
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
32
00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,540
♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
33
00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,372
♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
34
00:01:26,373 --> 00:01:29,648
♪ You were beaming once before ♪
35
00:01:29,649 --> 00:01:34,385
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
36
00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:37,384
♪ What is this downside ♪
37
00:01:37,385 --> 00:01:41,183
♪ That you speak of? ♪
38
00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,102
♪ What is this feeling ♪
39
00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:47,523
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
40
00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:57,992
♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
41
00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,931
♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
42
00:02:00,932 --> 00:02:04,335
♪ You were willing once before ♪
43
00:02:04,336 --> 00:02:08,136
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
44
00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:11,699
♪ What is this downside ♪
45
00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:14,957
♪ That you speak of? ♪
46
00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:17,330
♪ What is this feeling ♪
47
00:02:17,331 --> 00:02:21,142
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
48
00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,378
Tami.
49
00:03:49,024 --> 00:03:51,106
Tami, you up? Coffee's on.
50
00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:55,859
Tami.
51
00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:14,967
_
52
00:04:28,565 --> 00:04:30,838
- Mickey's the bride?
- Nope. Groom.
53
00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,902
- So you're the bride.
- No. Also a groom.
54
00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:36,317
- Who's wearing the white tux?
- Mickey.
55
00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,812
- Take your meds yet?
- Yes.
56
00:04:37,813 --> 00:04:40,126
- Gonna be a stressful day.
- Got it.
57
00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:42,114
You pickin' those up?
58
00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,565
Yeah.
59
00:04:43,566 --> 00:04:45,409
Frank walking you down the aisle?
60
00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,681
Grooms, remember?
61
00:04:46,682 --> 00:04:49,371
- Is he coming?
- God, I hope not.
62
00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,894
- He's in Glencoe.
- Great. I hope he stays there.
63
00:04:54,282 --> 00:04:56,221
Hey. I gotta go out for a bit.
64
00:04:56,222 --> 00:04:58,188
You take your meds yet?
It's gonna be a stressful day.
65
00:04:58,189 --> 00:05:00,257
- Yes. First thing.
- All right.
66
00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,739
Hey, we gotta meet at
the Bamboo Lotus at two for photos.
67
00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:03,956
Okay. Got it.
68
00:05:03,957 --> 00:05:05,930
Hey, how much did these tuxes cost?
69
00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:09,391
Um, Mickey rented them
at some fancy place downtown.
70
00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,177
Where's Mickey getting
all the money for this?
71
00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:14,116
- Savings, he says.
- "Savings"?
72
00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,513
On the floor, motherfuckers!
73
00:05:20,122 --> 00:05:22,355
I don't really wanna know.
74
00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,248
Father Pete marrying you?
75
00:05:24,249 --> 00:05:25,527
Father Pete's Catholic.
76
00:05:25,528 --> 00:05:28,185
- Pope won't let him marry gay people.
- But Father Pete's gay.
77
00:05:28,186 --> 00:05:30,980
Lives in the rectory with the
organist with the nipple ring.
78
00:05:30,981 --> 00:05:33,525
Wait. The organist at Saint
Sebastian's got a nipple ring?
79
00:05:33,526 --> 00:05:35,205
Reverend Sally's doing the ceremony.
80
00:05:35,206 --> 00:05:37,127
She's Episcopalian.
81
00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,227
They'll marry anybody.
82
00:05:39,108 --> 00:05:40,600
Yeah, those are nice, right?
83
00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,758
Mm-hmm.
84
00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,225
- Take your meds?
- Yes.
85
00:05:45,226 --> 00:05:47,137
Good.
86
00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,138
Serious?
87
00:05:49,739 --> 00:05:51,293
The fuck out, shithead.
88
00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,195
You get them anything for the wedding?
89
00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,114
Yeah. Edible boxers.
90
00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,825
Not very imaginative.
91
00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,954
I wanna get them something special,
but no money.
92
00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:12,859
You can go in on the boxers with me.
93
00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,442
They got a honeymoon car?
94
00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:16,250
What's a honeymoon car?
95
00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,787
A car you take to your honeymoon.
96
00:06:18,788 --> 00:06:20,921
Eh, they'll probably just stay
at the Love Canal for the night,
97
00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,756
take a bus or something.
98
00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,865
- Hey, you might wanna...
- Mm-hmm.
99
00:06:25,866 --> 00:06:26,969
- I'm gonna take a deuce.
- Yep.
100
00:06:28,678 --> 00:06:30,553
Dress. Dress. Dress.
101
00:06:30,554 --> 00:06:32,866
Dress. Dress. Dress. Dress.
102
00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:35,561
- Dress. Dress. Dress.
- No, sweetie.
103
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,272
Hey, the wedding isn't
till this afternoon, okay?
104
00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,146
Please, Mommy. Now.
105
00:06:40,147 --> 00:06:42,058
What is she on about?
106
00:06:42,059 --> 00:06:45,438
She wants to wear
her flower girl dress again.
107
00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:48,169
Why the hell not?
She's only gonna wear it once.
108
00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:50,818
Okay, sweetie.
109
00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:52,355
- Go on.
- Yay!
110
00:06:52,356 --> 00:06:54,246
It's hanging on the ironing
board in the kitchen.
111
00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,706
Go.
112
00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,365
Uh, so...
113
00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,755
about last night.
114
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,256
Mm.
115
00:07:09,726 --> 00:07:11,014
Yeah.
116
00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,477
Cool.
117
00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,104
So...
118
00:07:20,743 --> 00:07:23,683
We gotta be at the Bamboo
119
00:07:23,684 --> 00:07:25,819
at nine for the flower delivery.
120
00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,571
And then the caterers are delivering
121
00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,627
the chairs and shit at ten.
122
00:07:29,628 --> 00:07:30,941
So...
123
00:07:32,465 --> 00:07:35,146
You think your uncle's serious
about shooting Mickey?
124
00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,560
Serious as a heart attack.
125
00:07:41,476 --> 00:07:43,505
But he probably won't do it
at the wedding.
126
00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,757
Too many witnesses.
127
00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,284
He'll wait till Mickey's
128
00:07:48,285 --> 00:07:51,591
alone somewhere or walking to the L
129
00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:53,272
or...
130
00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,665
Holy sh-shit.
131
00:07:57,666 --> 00:07:59,603
What?
132
00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,480
It's on fire.
133
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,879
What's on fire?
134
00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,199
The Bamboo Lotus. It's on fire!
135
00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,236
Dude, it's on fucking fire!
136
00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,655
Fuck is going on?
137
00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:10,837
Debs.
138
00:08:14,571 --> 00:08:16,438
Oh...
139
00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:19,957
fuck.
140
00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,171
What the hell's going on?
141
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,385
What is that?
142
00:08:28,294 --> 00:08:29,760
The Bamboo Lotus.
143
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,720
What?
144
00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,118
The wedding place?
145
00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,543
It's on fire.
146
00:08:47,806 --> 00:08:49,236
Terry?
147
00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,697
What do you think?
148
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,369
Motherfucker.
149
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,744
Oh, shit.
150
00:08:58,745 --> 00:09:00,582
Fuck. Mickey!
151
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,800
Mickey!
152
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,002
Mickey!
153
00:09:18,003 --> 00:09:20,430
Terry Milkovich!
154
00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:22,352
- You fuckin' pig fucker!
- Mickey.
155
00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,124
- Jesus, Mick!
- I'm coming for you,
156
00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,652
you son of a bitch!
157
00:09:25,653 --> 00:09:27,092
What the fuck, Sandy?
158
00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:29,526
Give me the fucking gun, Mick.
159
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,361
Oh, shit.
160
00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,536
Ow!
161
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,382
Shit!
162
00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:36,700
- Fuckin'...
- Get the cuffs.
163
00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,371
You done?
164
00:09:43,702 --> 00:09:44,708
No!
165
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,966
You gonna make me hit you again?
166
00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:47,120
Fuck you, Gallagher!
167
00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:50,464
Now are you done?
168
00:09:53,179 --> 00:09:55,345
Yeah. Yeah.
169
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,799
Shit.
170
00:10:06,435 --> 00:10:08,273
Come on, Milo.
171
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,733
Push that 60.
172
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,863
There you go.
173
00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:13,237
Gotta work off that
avocado "kumbacha" smoothie
174
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,240
or whatever the fuck you drink.
175
00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:18,283
Jasper, are you kidding me?
Can you go slower?
176
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,119
Full rotations, man!
177
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,704
Do you want your name
under Pussy of the Day?
178
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,082
Is that what you want, Jasper?
179
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,352
Is it safe if I park my Tesla out front?
180
00:10:27,353 --> 00:10:29,489
Hell no, it ain't safe, Homer.
This is the ghetto, man.
181
00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:32,755
Get in here and grab two kegs
and give me 30 curls now.
182
00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:35,300
- You Kevin?
- The fuck do you think?
183
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,594
- Lorne sent me.
- So?
184
00:10:40,082 --> 00:10:43,323
Way to go, Oscar. Puke is pride.
185
00:10:43,324 --> 00:10:44,732
I wanna join.
186
00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,395
Uh, you take Amex?
187
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,668
"Amex." Cash only!
188
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,899
$50 per session up front,
189
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,776
plus another $40 for the T-shirt.
190
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,135
ATM is right there.
191
00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:00,617
You're out of spring water.
192
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,577
I am?
193
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,954
All right. Grab a sledge.
194
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,289
Start working the wall.
195
00:11:09,894 --> 00:11:11,174
Willem!
196
00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:12,589
Get off the damn phone!
197
00:11:13,262 --> 00:11:14,918
If I see you on that thing
one more time,
198
00:11:14,919 --> 00:11:17,285
it's going in the puke barrel.
You hear me, fat boy?
199
00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,183
Harder, Milo!
200
00:11:24,145 --> 00:11:27,270
Come on, man. Get it up.
201
00:11:33,395 --> 00:11:35,357
What do you have them doing over there?
202
00:11:35,358 --> 00:11:38,187
Bashin' a hole in the wall to
connect the gym to The Alibi.
203
00:11:38,188 --> 00:11:39,656
How long's that gonna take?
204
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,407
Ah, with my pasty propeller-heads
205
00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:43,702
swinging the hammers,
twins'll be grandparents first,
206
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,996
but I'm gonna finish
the rest myself later.
207
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,166
What the hell are you doing?
208
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,605
Making natural spring water.
209
00:11:51,606 --> 00:11:53,003
My Keggers love to hydrate.
210
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,631
You don't sterilize the bottles
first or anything?
211
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,817
No. Fuck those Facebook assholes.
212
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,498
They need the germs, strengthen their
213
00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:01,320
oat milk-drinking immune systems.
214
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,219
What is oat milk?
215
00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,140
The extra watery shit that sits on top
216
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,598
when you make oatmeal.
217
00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:08,152
Hey, V, can you get me some more
218
00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:09,686
of those $2 black T-shirts from Walmart
219
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,854
and cut the sleeves off?
220
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,064
Sure.
221
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,066
So this Keg Zone stuff
is actually working?
222
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,526
I got 20 fully paid Keggers already.
223
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,694
Plus, I'm starting an online thing
224
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,915
where you can do it at home.
225
00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,322
I mean, who doesn't have an empty keg
226
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,449
laying around the house, right?
227
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,353
- Oh, yeah. Totally.
- Sure.
228
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:24,701
All right, we need to leave soon, babe,
229
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,339
pick up a couple of cases
of champagne for Ian's wedding.
230
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,706
Those two are really going
through with getting married?
231
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,124
Yes.
232
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,365
Why'd you say it like that?
233
00:12:33,263 --> 00:12:35,692
- I don't know.
- Don't know what?
234
00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,473
Uh, I mean, it just doesn't seem right.
235
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:38,859
I don't care who sticks what in what,
236
00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,226
but now they gotta get married too?
237
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,729
Who's "they"?
238
00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:44,721
Hey, I got no problem with the gays.
239
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,098
I'm just saying that some things
240
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,491
are natural man-woman things.
241
00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:49,101
I don't wanna walk into the men's room
242
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,207
and see a chick in heels
243
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,776
pulling out her penis at the urinal.
244
00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:52,896
She wouldn't be
in the men's room, Tommy.
245
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,181
She's a woman.
246
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,402
You look at other men's penises
when you're at the urinal?
247
00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,070
- That's pretty gay, Tommy.
- No! Jesus.
248
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,738
You collect more Keg cash today
249
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,239
we can use to buy the champagne?
250
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,867
Uh, no. Nothing this morning.
251
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,718
All those waters?
252
00:13:07,719 --> 00:13:09,872
I forgot to refill 'em last night.
253
00:13:12,516 --> 00:13:14,664
Jesus, when did
the PC police show up in here?
254
00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:17,403
So a chick in heels peed next to you?
255
00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:20,600
No. It is a hypothetical
kind of discussion thing.
256
00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:27,131
I thought you didn't make
any money this morning.
257
00:13:27,132 --> 00:13:29,578
Hey, mind your own business, homo hater.
258
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:31,310
Keeping a little "me" money
on the side there, Kev?
259
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,145
Shh!
260
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,483
Oh, thank God
261
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,356
that banging stopped.
262
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,506
Yeah, Homer's arms must've given out.
263
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:39,821
All right, I gotta get back
264
00:13:39,822 --> 00:13:42,406
and start whuppin'
Depeche Mode-loving Gen X butt.
265
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,892
Hey. Tami and Fred here?
266
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,424
- That Lip?
- Yeah.
267
00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:14,853
You fire him yet?
268
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,326
- What?
- Not yet.
269
00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:17,898
I'm serious, Brad.
270
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,150
Fire the prick.
271
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,709
- Come on, Cami.
- Cami.
272
00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,071
You're fired, Lip.
273
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,167
She just went out the back.
274
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,493
Thank you.
275
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,740
Hey!
276
00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:33,747
Hey. Hey.
277
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,249
How's Fred? He sleep all right?
278
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,002
Hey.
279
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:41,361
Tami, are we gonna talk about this?
280
00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:42,529
Sure. Yeah.
281
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,674
Communication is important
in a relationship.
282
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,176
Let's talk about this.
283
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,850
The same way we talked about that house
284
00:14:47,851 --> 00:14:49,513
before you went and bought it
without even asking me.
285
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,669
No, no, I didn't buy it, though.
I'm renting it, right?
286
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,821
And we-we did. I mean, I asked.
287
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,426
And I said no.
288
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,647
Tami.
289
00:15:04,621 --> 00:15:06,363
Terry burned down the Bamboo?
290
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,531
Jesus.
291
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,532
There's homophobic,
292
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,535
and then there's
Vladimir Putin homophobic.
293
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,559
We'll just call everybody,
294
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,146
tell them the wedding is postponed.
295
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,623
What? No!
296
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,542
We can figure this out.
297
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,877
We should just elope,
298
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,378
go to the courthouse.
299
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,712
It's what we should've done
in the first place.
300
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,802
Hell no!
301
00:15:23,803 --> 00:15:25,287
You can't let hate win.
302
00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:26,591
Wake up, Little Mary Sunshine.
303
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,801
Hate always wins.
304
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,719
Jesus, Gandhi,
305
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,891
Martin Luther King.
306
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,305
Pretty sure one was crucified
307
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,640
and the other two were shot.
308
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,309
Yeah, Hitler, Freddy Krueger,
Darth Vader.
309
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,515
We still got
the flowers, the booze, the DJ,
310
00:15:38,516 --> 00:15:40,105
and all that other shit, right?
311
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,782
Uh, yeah, but no place
to hold the wedding.
312
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:44,048
What about here?
313
00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:45,288
What, in the house?
314
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:46,707
Fuck that.
How many people we got coming?
315
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,115
A hundred and twenty,
316
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,295
not counting the local lowlifes
who'll show up uninvited
317
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,640
to get hammered.
318
00:15:51,641 --> 00:15:53,634
- The Alibi?
- It's a shithole.
319
00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,744
I don't wanna get married where
my shoes stick to the floor.
320
00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,414
Patsy's?
321
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,948
Jesus, this is getting
sadder and sadder.
322
00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:00,863
Why don't we just do it
in the parking lot across the street
323
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:02,586
from the poultry processing plant?
324
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,087
How about the park? Hmm?
325
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,726
It's 40 degrees and supposed to snow.
326
00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:07,632
Jesus! You two wanna help, maybe?
327
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,842
Yes, I wanna help.
328
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,218
I wanna help by shoving the shotgun
329
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,246
down my dad's throat
330
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,096
and watching his spinal cord
burst out his fuckin' back
331
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,556
all over his kitchen wall!
332
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,266
Everyone start calling around
and find someplace
333
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,795
that's big enough
and can take us in a hurry.
334
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:19,269
With what money?
335
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,081
We spent it all on the Bamboo
and flowers and shit.
336
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,269
So, what,
337
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,686
you're just gonna let Terry
and his Nazis win?
338
00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:27,063
Watch Paris burn?
339
00:16:27,064 --> 00:16:28,933
Let the Berlin Wall stand?
340
00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:31,299
Saigon fall? Huh?
341
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,598
Is that who we are?
342
00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,034
- Yes!
- No!
343
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,993
We're Gallaghers!
344
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,561
If you're gonna be a part of
this family, you better nut up.
345
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,524
We're gonna white-trash this shit.
346
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,713
Hello, Father.
347
00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:13,420
What do you want?
348
00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:15,019
Are you coming to the wedding?
349
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,205
You're getting married?
350
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,078
I'm ten.
351
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,559
Ian. This afternoon.
352
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,331
Oh, yeah? Good for him.
353
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,128
Who's the lucky lady-man?
354
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,174
Mickey Milkovich.
355
00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:27,087
As if your brother's gene pool
356
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,926
wasn't challenged enough already.
357
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,174
I don't think their genes
could ever get mixed together,
358
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,051
biologically speaking.
359
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,208
- Are you coming or not?
- Not.
360
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:39,463
Throw some rice at the happy
same-gendered couple for me, will ya?
361
00:17:39,464 --> 00:17:40,891
He's selling the house.
362
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,556
Wh-who's selling what house?
363
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:47,107
Our house. Lip.
364
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,858
To a couple of yuppie lawyers.
365
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,653
They're bringing the money today.
366
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,061
Two hundred thousand bucks in cash.
367
00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:54,447
Cash?
368
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,004
Lip is taking his share of the money
369
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,263
and moving to Milwaukee.
370
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:59,263
What about my share?
371
00:17:59,264 --> 00:18:01,705
Don't think they're planning
on cutting you in.
372
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,883
It's my house, not theirs.
373
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,626
Please! I don't wanna move.
374
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,600
It's the only home I've ever known.
375
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:10,880
Of course it is, son.
376
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,522
Let me get dressed.
377
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:13,759
And the keys.
378
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,265
- Keys?
- To the Rolls or the Mercedes.
379
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:18,939
The L could take hours.
380
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,085
The house could be sold
before we even get there.
381
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,555
Why the hell not?
382
00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:44,164
The Gala's all booked up.
383
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,705
Same with the Dynasty.
384
00:18:45,706 --> 00:18:47,511
Castle was closed
by the health department.
385
00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:49,085
Rodent infestation.
386
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,777
Korean Baptists have a bat mitzvah
387
00:18:50,778 --> 00:18:52,213
in their parish hall,
388
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,953
whatever the fuck that is.
389
00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,120
What's going on?
390
00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:57,302
Terry Milkovich burned down
the Bamboo Lotus.
391
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,712
- He what?
- To the ground.
392
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,513
So now everything's getting
delivered here.
393
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,931
Holy shit.
394
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,350
Hey, Navy Pier's got a party boat.
395
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,893
It's, like, 20 grand, though.
396
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,227
Oh, so I kite them a check.
397
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,348
Let the bastards come after me.
398
00:19:07,349 --> 00:19:09,375
What are they gonna give me, 18 months?
399
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,000
I can do that in my sleep.
400
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,651
Yeah, it's cash or credit
in advance, though.
401
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,564
Wh-wh... so you guys wanna
try to find someplace else
402
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:15,923
to have the wedding today?
403
00:19:15,924 --> 00:19:18,395
They do, I'm just getting
shit-faced drunk.
404
00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:19,842
Why is Mickey handcuffed?
405
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:22,475
- He wants to kill his dad.
- Will kill his dad.
406
00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:24,183
Hey, what about that boarded-up
Ukrainian church
407
00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:25,464
over on Cermak?
408
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,753
We could break in, take it over.
409
00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:28,417
No. Roof caved in last winter.
410
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,741
What happened?
411
00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:32,962
Went by the Bamboo.
It's a smoldering heap.
412
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,464
Yeah. Dad, a fire, and no wedding.
413
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,591
- Gonna shoot him in the face.
- We can do it at The Alibi.
414
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,176
No, no! Look, it is over.
415
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,636
It is over and done.
416
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,176
Terry fuckin' wins again,
like he always does.
417
00:19:43,177 --> 00:19:44,756
Jesus Christ.
418
00:19:44,757 --> 00:19:46,226
Do you remember when we were kids?
419
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,690
We'd go trick-or-treating.
420
00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:49,771
As soon as we got home,
who took all the candy?
421
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:50,871
Your dad.
422
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:52,065
Before my mom ran out,
423
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,822
when she still could buy us
Christmas presents,
424
00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:55,821
who opened everything up,
took what he wanted,
425
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:57,291
and pawned the rest?
426
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:58,645
Your dad.
427
00:19:58,646 --> 00:20:00,177
Who-who handed us over
428
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:02,784
to Family Services for a year
429
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,453
so he could run drugs
for the Sinaloa cartel?
430
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,789
Your dad.
431
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,217
Look, I love you.
432
00:20:10,218 --> 00:20:11,426
I love you.
433
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,878
The son of a bitch is never
gonna let me be happy.
434
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,006
He needs to die... today.
435
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,763
What about the Polish Doll?
436
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,303
Ey, asshole, were you not listening?
437
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,763
We're doing a murder thing here.
438
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,306
- It's that polka house, right?
- Yeah.
439
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,641
Old man Wójcik died,
440
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,017
but his wife's running it now, I think.
441
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,894
Is that that 500-year-old bag
442
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,727
that drives around
in that orange convertible?
443
00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,523
Yeah, the one with
the short, short skirts
444
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,774
and the poufy red hair.
445
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,205
The Polish Doll's never been
known for being gay-friendly.
446
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,362
They keep a Louisville Slugger
behind the bar
447
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,659
called the "Fag Fixer."
448
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,846
All right, so we don't tell them.
449
00:20:41,847 --> 00:20:43,797
You don't think they'll notice?
450
00:20:43,798 --> 00:20:45,577
Not until there's a hundred
drunk wedding guests
451
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,684
jammed into the place.
452
00:20:46,685 --> 00:20:47,996
Then what the fuck
are they gonna do about it?
453
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,372
They're not answering.
454
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,755
- Debs, you got your car?
- Yeah.
455
00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:52,639
- Let's go.
- You guys, keep dialing.
456
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,711
There's gotta be
someplace else we can use.
457
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,051
So we'll say that you're the bride.
458
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,344
Can you, uh, cry
459
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,345
and make it look like
you wanna kill yourself?
460
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,498
- Totally.
- Okay.
461
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:06,651
Debbie?
462
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,225
What the hell do you want?
463
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,060
Uh, my mom kicked me out of the house,
464
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,271
which is your fault, so here I am.
465
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,731
So the Polish Doll finally picked up.
466
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,066
They're there right now.
467
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,275
Who the fuck is this?
468
00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,714
Julia.
469
00:21:22,225 --> 00:21:24,006
This is Julia?
470
00:21:24,007 --> 00:21:25,717
You said she was young, but...
471
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,327
Debs, we gotta go!
472
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,953
Look, you can't stay here.
473
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,654
Too bad. I am.
474
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,208
- Debbie!
- Go home, Julia!
475
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,462
Who are you?
476
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,553
I'm Sandy...
477
00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:41,711
her girlfriend.
478
00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:45,721
She's been sleeping with you too?
479
00:21:46,342 --> 00:21:48,431
Shit, I gotta find a clinic,
480
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,992
get swabbed for gonorrhea.
481
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,680
Welcome to the South Side...
482
00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:05,573
...Julia.
483
00:22:20,686 --> 00:22:22,215
They find someplace we can use yet?
484
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,133
No. I'm texting Tami again.
485
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,511
She's leaving me unread.
486
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,389
Hey, you, uh-you
need me to do something,
487
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,140
you know, to help you cry?
488
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,308
- Like what?
- I don't know.
489
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,889
Pinch you or slap you or something.
490
00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,478
Frank and Monica were my parents.
491
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,647
I can remember anything
from my childhood,
492
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,473
and... I can cry.
493
00:22:48,365 --> 00:22:50,076
Right. Yeah, no. Okay.
494
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,370
That's good. Come on.
495
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,799
Jesus.
496
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,469
You lost?
497
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,096
Hi. No.
498
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,765
Um, my sister was supposed
to get married this afternoon,
499
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,068
but the hall burned down.
500
00:23:14,069 --> 00:23:15,810
So we are desperate to find someplace
501
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,312
to hold the ceremony.
502
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,357
Gotta talk to the boss.
503
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,238
Over here? Okay.
504
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:25,945
Mrs. Wójcik?
505
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,198
- That's me, honey.
- Hi.
506
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,887
Yeah, we have an emergency situation,
507
00:23:30,888 --> 00:23:32,973
and you may be
the only person in Chicago
508
00:23:32,974 --> 00:23:34,163
who can make it right.
509
00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:45,340
Yo! We got it!
510
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,633
- What?
- No.
511
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,593
- That Polish place?
- Yep!
512
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,637
There is a seniors' happy hour at 4:30.
513
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,096
So the DJ's gotta play some polka,
514
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,598
and I had to guarantee
515
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,579
we'd spend at least
300 bucks at the bar.
516
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,924
Oh, and, uh,
517
00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,812
Mickey might have to marry
Debbie instead of Ian.
518
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,193
- What?
- What?
519
00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:03,232
Yeah, it's definitely not
Gay Pride Day over there.
520
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,610
So we told Wójcik
that Debbie was the bride
521
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,784
and she was gonna marry a nice
Polish boy named Michael.
522
00:24:07,785 --> 00:24:08,863
Yeah.
523
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,418
V, I need a wedding dress in a hurry.
524
00:24:10,419 --> 00:24:12,298
Do you know anyone
who's got one laying around?
525
00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:14,243
Closet Diva rents wedding dresses.
526
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,620
- Cool.
- Kev, come on, man.
527
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,788
We gotta get these flowers, chairs,
528
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,997
all this shit over to the Polish Doll.
529
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:18,915
- Can we use your truck?
- Yeah, no problem.
530
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,792
- Thanks.
- Carl! Lend a hand.
531
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,967
- Hell yeah.
- Thanks, bud.
532
00:24:22,968 --> 00:24:24,837
- Wait. Wait.
- What?
533
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,510
- Mickey's marrying Debbie?
- Yeah. Don't worry.
534
00:24:26,511 --> 00:24:28,216
I'll figure out something
to do with the old bat
535
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,884
when we get over there,
and, uh, you know,
536
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,984
shit goes sideways,
Mickey marries Debbie;
537
00:24:31,985 --> 00:24:33,725
we have a big fuckin' party anyway.
538
00:24:34,922 --> 00:24:36,641
Good. Okay. So uncuff Mickey.
539
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,834
Get your clothes.
We only got a couple hours.
540
00:24:37,835 --> 00:24:39,435
Let's fuckin' go!
541
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,277
Your teen stalker's up
in your room, cradle robber.
542
00:24:42,278 --> 00:24:44,494
- Julia's still here?
- Uh-huh.
543
00:24:44,495 --> 00:24:47,318
Asked how many days
a week the maid comes.
544
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,413
They're moving already?
545
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:05,978
You bastards cannot sell this house!
546
00:25:05,979 --> 00:25:07,088
It's mine!
547
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,483
- Lip!
- Hey, Frank.
548
00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:14,971
Lip, you cannot sell this house
549
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,382
without giving me my share.
550
00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:18,511
- What the fuck?
- This is my house, not yours.
551
00:25:18,512 --> 00:25:20,437
I want half! Uh, I want more than half!
552
00:25:20,438 --> 00:25:21,910
Nobody's selling the house, Frank!
553
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,430
Jesus.
554
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,148
You're not?
555
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:27,984
No.
556
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:28,985
Fuck.
557
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,337
You lied?
558
00:25:31,338 --> 00:25:33,573
Learned at the foot of the master.
559
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,410
Looks like you might've
gotten punked, punk.
560
00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:36,702
- Lip.
- Yeah?
561
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,614
I got the perfect car
for Ian and Mickey.
562
00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,086
Just need shaving cream,
563
00:25:40,087 --> 00:25:41,957
string, and a couple of old cans.
564
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,376
Is that a Mercedes?
565
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,454
Mm-hmm.
566
00:25:46,455 --> 00:25:48,130
Outstanding.
567
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,635
You got game, son.
568
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,882
See ya.
569
00:25:56,883 --> 00:25:59,036
Children want their parents
at their weddings.
570
00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:01,342
You'll probably not be alive for mine.
571
00:26:01,343 --> 00:26:02,793
We don't ask much of you.
572
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,939
Least you can do is bother
to show up when we get married.
573
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,810
Nice try, kid.
574
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,252
Took the keys
to the Mercedes, didn't you?
575
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,421
You gonna give 'em back to me?
576
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,325
Not until after the wedding.
577
00:26:33,873 --> 00:26:35,834
You can't stay here, Julia!
578
00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:38,707
I'm taking half the drawers.
I put your crap over there.
579
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,154
We need to go buy a bunch of shit
580
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:42,431
before my mom cancels my Amex.
581
00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:44,084
What happened to your face?
582
00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:45,958
Your skanky side piece coldcocked me.
583
00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:47,338
Really?
584
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,018
Yes.
585
00:26:49,019 --> 00:26:50,733
She in on it too?
586
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,944
- In on what?
- Your hustle.
587
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,041
Now, how much were you able
to milk my mom for?
588
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,139
Ten grand? Twenty?
589
00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,867
I didn't hustle your mom.
590
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,816
I liked her. She was good to me.
591
00:27:01,817 --> 00:27:03,815
I'm glad she was good to somebody.
592
00:27:03,816 --> 00:27:05,248
Oh.
593
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,208
What do you think?
594
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,835
For what?
595
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,563
The wedding. I'm coming.
596
00:27:10,564 --> 00:27:12,255
No, you're not, Julia!
597
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,590
Ghetto wedding? Wouldn't miss it.
598
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,384
Gonna light up my Instagram likes.
599
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,928
Oh, look.
600
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,941
There's Mommy Dearest now.
601
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,557
All is forgiven, I bet.
602
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,017
Hi, Mom.
603
00:27:25,622 --> 00:27:26,957
Yup.
604
00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:28,459
No.
605
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,889
No, I'm not coming home.
606
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:32,025
Ever.
607
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,636
No. Apology not accepted.
608
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,446
Yes, I'm serious.
609
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,854
I'm at Debbie's.
610
00:27:40,488 --> 00:27:42,034
Yeah.
611
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:45,705
Her tongue is two inches deep
into my vagina right now...
612
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:46,914
No, no! No, it isn't, Claudia.
613
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,417
- Oh, that feels so good!
- God damn it.
614
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,816
Give me the phone, Julia!
615
00:27:50,817 --> 00:27:52,712
- She's lying!
- Ah, gotta go.
616
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:54,374
Fuck you, Mom!
617
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,716
What the hell is wrong with you?
618
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,134
Which side of the bed do you want?
619
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,302
I prefer the right.
620
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,263
Closest to the mildewy bathroom.
621
00:28:08,165 --> 00:28:09,645
You want kids?
622
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:10,980
Hell no.
623
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,076
With your mental problems
624
00:28:12,077 --> 00:28:14,328
and my family's comfort
with committing homicides?
625
00:28:16,045 --> 00:28:18,821
You end up marrying Debbie,
could knock out a couple.
626
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,781
We could raise 'em together.
627
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,658
You want me banging your little sister?
628
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,785
Yeah, probably be too weird.
629
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,052
Yeah, you think?
630
00:28:28,685 --> 00:28:30,519
I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though.
631
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,348
Well, there's plenty of strays
wandering around the neighborhood.
632
00:28:35,349 --> 00:28:37,115
I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap.
633
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,684
Wow.
634
00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:43,618
You're an ugly motherfucker.
635
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,681
Yeah, well, at least I don't
have to hide in a coffin
636
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,911
till the sun goes down.
637
00:28:51,393 --> 00:28:53,066
You ready to do this, Milkovich?
638
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,568
Damn straight, Gallagher.
639
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,035
- Phillip!
- Hey!
640
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,453
I got a bunch of these candle things.
641
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,371
- Where do you want 'em?
- Uh, yeah.
642
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,956
Put 'em up on the stage and then, uh,
643
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,291
maybe some on the bar too.
644
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,293
- Hey.
- Hey.
645
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,723
Got a dress. Where's Debbie?
646
00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:17,380
The bride is in the kitchen.
647
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,178
Babe, clothes.
648
00:29:19,179 --> 00:29:20,591
Where do you want this cake?
649
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,891
Uh, you can put it
on the table right there.
650
00:29:22,892 --> 00:29:24,262
Thank you.
651
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,225
- Jesus.
- Hey.
652
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,935
This place is a shithole.
653
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,144
- And not in a good way
- No, no, no, no.
654
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,897
It's gonna look a lot better
when we turn off the overheads
655
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,370
and light some of the candles, be good.
656
00:29:36,371 --> 00:29:38,276
Yeah, sure, long as
our guests are also blind.
657
00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,404
Which one of you is the groom?
658
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,517
Ah, Mrs. Wójcik.
659
00:29:42,518 --> 00:29:44,277
Uh, this is the groom, uh,
660
00:29:44,278 --> 00:29:45,939
Michael Milkovich,
661
00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:48,869
and, uh, his best man, Ian Gallagher.
662
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:55,710
Uh, it's nice to meet you too.
663
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,336
I don't speak that Polish shit...
664
00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,047
Ah, nice to meet you.
It is such a pleasure.
665
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,257
- We're charmed.
- Hey, hey.
666
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,091
Guests are arriving.
667
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,950
Okay. Pleasure.
668
00:30:03,951 --> 00:30:05,124
Hey, what's up, queens?
669
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,430
You finally gonna tie the knot, or what?
670
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,764
Hey, uh, Mrs. Wójcik,
671
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,933
can I ask you
to do us a really big favor?
672
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,268
See, my sister, she's freaking out.
673
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,811
I think she's having second thoughts.
674
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,179
- About getting married?
- Yeah.
675
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,522
You know, it's been
a really emotional day,
676
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,690
you know, with the fire, and...
677
00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,859
our mother is no longer alive.
678
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,337
Do you think you could talk to her?
679
00:30:21,338 --> 00:30:22,945
You know, I think a-a few words from you
680
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,655
could really make the difference.
681
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,740
Where is she?
682
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:26,990
She's just here, just in the kitchen.
683
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,204
Thank you so much.
684
00:30:28,205 --> 00:30:29,770
Where's the rest of the chairs?
685
00:30:29,771 --> 00:30:31,621
Chiavari chairs look nice.
686
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,529
Yeah.
687
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,418
Like how the gold catches the light.
688
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,289
Yeah. Park right here.
689
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,206
The wedding's at the Polish Doll?
690
00:31:08,207 --> 00:31:11,535
Yeah, no, this is not gonna work.
691
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:19,190
- You coming?
- Sorry.
692
00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:20,961
No can do, my friend.
693
00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:23,887
The chick that owns this place hates me.
694
00:31:23,888 --> 00:31:26,675
Tried to stab me more than once.
695
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,427
What'd you do to her?
696
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:31,219
Many, many things. All consensual.
697
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:34,099
Although we were both often inebriated.
698
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,851
It was great fun
until her husband, Rudy,
699
00:31:36,852 --> 00:31:39,452
returned unexpectedly
from his mother's funeral
700
00:31:39,453 --> 00:31:41,023
in the old country, and then...
701
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,817
How long ago was this?
702
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,361
Years. Decades, actually.
703
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,989
She probably won't even remember.
704
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,325
Come on.
705
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,788
She'll remember, all right.
706
00:32:00,438 --> 00:32:03,921
Ugh. My God. I look like a snow cone.
707
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,506
How do I sit down in this thing?
708
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,424
You don't.
709
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,541
Oh, my goodness.
710
00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:11,512
My little Debbie's getting married.
711
00:32:13,543 --> 00:32:16,201
- Here she comes.
- How much time do we need?
712
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:18,102
Forty-five minutes.
713
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,478
- Got it.
- Yeah? Okay.
714
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,981
Better hydrate.
715
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,344
Debbie?
716
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,220
Debs?
717
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:29,538
Go away, Phillip!
718
00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:31,615
Oh, please come out.
The guests are arriving.
719
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,367
- So come on.
- No! No!
720
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,346
- No! I can't do it.
- Oh!
721
00:32:35,347 --> 00:32:38,485
I can't. No!
722
00:32:38,486 --> 00:32:40,773
I know. I know it's scary.
723
00:32:40,774 --> 00:32:43,419
No bride should have to go through this
724
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,699
without their mother.
725
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,332
It's so scary.
726
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,625
You see her?
727
00:32:47,626 --> 00:32:48,966
What does she look like?
728
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,125
Big hair. Big tits.
729
00:32:50,126 --> 00:32:51,385
Scary.
730
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,387
No. Maybe she's not here.
731
00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:55,139
If she is, I'm gonna
hold you in front of me
732
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,765
as a human shield.
733
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,726
Woman is quick with a blade.
734
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,186
Here.
735
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,521
Hey, Kev. Kev. Guard that door.
736
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,440
That polka lady tries
to come out of the kitchen,
737
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:05,482
don't let her.
738
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,563
"Don't let her" how?
739
00:33:06,564 --> 00:33:08,719
I don't know. Tackle her.
Punch her. I don't give a shit.
740
00:33:09,766 --> 00:33:11,697
- You gonna sit, sweetheart?
- I can't.
741
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,157
I gotta punch an old lady.
742
00:33:16,723 --> 00:33:18,621
Those the Gay Jesus groupies?
743
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,749
Oh, yeah. Ian said they might be coming.
744
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,336
- Hey, man. What's up?
- Hey, Geneva.
745
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,423
All right. Rainbow Squad, take the back.
746
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,466
The rest of you, with me out front.
747
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,047
Let's go.
748
00:33:32,048 --> 00:33:33,344
See ya.
749
00:33:37,472 --> 00:33:39,378
Jesus. Debbie know you're coming?
750
00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:41,491
She got down on her hands
and knees and begged me.
751
00:33:41,492 --> 00:33:43,352
Where is she?
752
00:33:43,353 --> 00:33:44,981
What's this shit?
753
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,400
What the fuck?
754
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,652
What's this asshole up to?
755
00:33:51,937 --> 00:33:54,199
The hell you doing, Jamie?
756
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,325
You little shit!
757
00:34:01,184 --> 00:34:02,563
Jamie, you come back here!
758
00:34:02,564 --> 00:34:04,024
- No!
- You little shit!
759
00:34:08,453 --> 00:34:10,706
- What were you doing, asshole?
- Come on, Uncle Terry.
760
00:34:10,707 --> 00:34:13,293
- What?
- Let me go, m...
761
00:34:13,294 --> 00:34:15,084
What were you telling that car?
762
00:34:15,085 --> 00:34:16,387
Sandy.
763
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,738
What about Sandy?
764
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:19,848
She told me to stand out there,
tell anyone who showed up
765
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,976
where we moved Mick's wedding
'cause of the fire.
766
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,519
Where? Where'd they move it to?
767
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,937
That-that polka place.
768
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,815
Th-the-the Polish Doll.
769
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:35,072
♪ On my heart where
you're resting your head ♪
770
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,075
♪ And you just look so beautiful ♪
771
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,412
♪ It's like you were an angel ♪
772
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,213
♪ Can I stop the flow of time? ♪
773
00:34:44,214 --> 00:34:47,459
♪ Can I swim in your divine... ♪
774
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,621
Hey. She came.
775
00:34:50,475 --> 00:34:52,090
- What? Who did?
- Tami.
776
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,050
Uh, that was in question?
777
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,886
Eh. Could've gone either way.
778
00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,555
What'd you do this time?
779
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:00,938
Fuck off.
780
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:04,002
You ready?
781
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,229
Yeah.
782
00:35:15,535 --> 00:35:17,051
You choose this shit?
783
00:35:17,052 --> 00:35:18,742
Absolutely.
784
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,077
- You soft motherfucker.
- You know it.
785
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,913
- I love you.
- I love you too, man.
786
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:30,576
- ♪ At last ♪
- You good?
787
00:35:34,043 --> 00:35:38,010
♪ My love has come along ♪
788
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:45,789
♪ My lonely days ♪
789
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,770
♪ Are over ♪
790
00:35:50,765 --> 00:35:53,609
♪ And life is like a song ♪
791
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,283
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
792
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,619
♪ At last ♪
793
00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:11,418
♪ The skies above are blue ♪
794
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,788
♪ My heart ♪
795
00:36:16,789 --> 00:36:21,133
♪ Was wrapped up in clover ♪
796
00:36:23,635 --> 00:36:28,060
♪ The night I looked at you ♪
797
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,545
Dearly beloved,
798
00:36:34,546 --> 00:36:37,729
we have gathered here today
to witness and bless
799
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:40,239
the joining together of these two men
800
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,741
in holy matrimony.
801
00:36:43,046 --> 00:36:45,994
Ian, will you take this man
to be your husband?
802
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,351
Will you love him...
803
00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:49,925
Mickey's not marrying
that ginger fuck today.
804
00:36:50,966 --> 00:36:53,324
♪ We shall overcome ♪
805
00:36:53,325 --> 00:36:56,425
- Oh, what the hell?
- ♪ Someday ♪
806
00:36:56,426 --> 00:36:59,467
- Fuckin' hippie homos.
- Jesus.
807
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:00,911
- Look at all these lesbos.
- ♪ We are not afraid ♪
808
00:37:00,912 --> 00:37:02,104
And fairies.
809
00:37:02,105 --> 00:37:03,721
Kumbaya, bitch!
810
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:07,349
♪ We are not afraid ♪
811
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,626
♪ We are not afraid today ♪
812
00:37:13,919 --> 00:37:17,192
♪ We are not afraid ♪
813
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,812
- ♪ Today ♪
- Go!
814
00:37:19,813 --> 00:37:21,865
- What do you want me to do?
- We'll walk hand in hand!
815
00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:24,366
Drive, fuckhead! I can't shoot 'em all.
816
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,517
♪ We'll walk hand in hand ♪
817
00:37:26,518 --> 00:37:29,294
♪ We'll walk hand in hand ♪
818
00:37:29,295 --> 00:37:33,409
♪ Someday ♪
819
00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:34,835
Amen!
820
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,003
- Yes!
- All right!
821
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,756
- Love wins!
- Yeah!
822
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:43,261
I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian,
823
00:37:44,037 --> 00:37:45,246
to be my husband,
824
00:37:46,623 --> 00:37:48,015
to have and to hold
825
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,418
from this day forward,
826
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,629
for better or worse,
827
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,195
for richer, for poorer...
828
00:37:56,196 --> 00:37:57,664
♪ Mornin' flowers, they swayed... ♪
829
00:37:57,665 --> 00:37:59,330
...in sickness and in health...
830
00:37:59,331 --> 00:38:01,236
♪ ...early breeze... ♪
831
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:04,324
...to love and to cherish you...
832
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,000
till death do us part.
833
00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:10,829
♪ Waking eyes of the field
underneath the trees... ♪
834
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,107
I, Ian,
835
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,136
take you, Mickey,
836
00:38:16,137 --> 00:38:17,711
to be my husband...
837
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,630
♪ Don't be long... ♪
838
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,688
...to have and to hold you
from this day forward,
839
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,593
for better or for worse,
840
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,094
richer or poorer...
841
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,429
♪ Sick of hurrying... ♪
842
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,847
...in sickness and in health.
843
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,020
♪ And I know they're wrong ♪
844
00:38:31,021 --> 00:38:33,268
...to love and to cherish you
845
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,086
till death do us part.
846
00:38:35,087 --> 00:38:37,458
Now that Mikhailo and Ian
847
00:38:37,459 --> 00:38:39,709
have given themselves to each other,
848
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,650
with these vows
849
00:38:41,651 --> 00:38:44,421
and the giving and receiving of rings,
850
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,353
I now pronounce you...
851
00:38:46,354 --> 00:38:48,993
husband and husband.
852
00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:52,314
- Now?
- Yes, now.
853
00:38:52,315 --> 00:38:54,662
♪ Mornin' flowers ♪
854
00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,637
♪ Tell you many secrets ♪
855
00:38:56,638 --> 00:39:00,724
♪ In those early hours ♪
856
00:39:00,725 --> 00:39:02,884
♪ See you tomorrow ♪
857
00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:07,070
♪ My mornin' flowers ♪
858
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,829
♪ Halle... lujah ♪
859
00:39:13,830 --> 00:39:15,936
♪ I'm still here,
still bringin' it to ya ♪
860
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,170
♪ Ohm, like Buddha ♪
861
00:39:18,171 --> 00:39:19,977
♪ Good girls know
how to get hard too, yeah ♪
862
00:39:19,978 --> 00:39:22,232
♪ I'm all done up in my Sunday best ♪
863
00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:23,991
♪ No walk of shame,
'cause I love this dress ♪
864
00:39:23,992 --> 00:39:26,446
♪ Hungover, heart of gold, Holy mess ♪
865
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,699
♪ Doin' my best ♪
866
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,659
Oh, okay.
867
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:32,254
Hey, I gotta go now.
868
00:39:32,255 --> 00:39:35,222
You're ready for the wedding now?
869
00:39:35,223 --> 00:39:37,714
The wedding? Oh, I think we missed it.
870
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,934
♪ Crazy... ♪
871
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,728
Wh-what the hell's going on?
872
00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,378
Well, that-that homo
married that other homo.
873
00:40:01,371 --> 00:40:02,647
What?
874
00:40:02,648 --> 00:40:04,478
Selling lots of booze, though.
875
00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:05,694
♪ If it were a joke ♪
876
00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:08,092
♪ I'm afraid that ♪
877
00:40:08,093 --> 00:40:09,698
♪ We finally broke ♪
878
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,206
♪ It's true ♪
879
00:40:11,207 --> 00:40:13,740
♪ Why can't you unwind? ♪
880
00:40:13,741 --> 00:40:15,287
♪ I do... ♪
881
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,289
Hey.
882
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:19,753
Zuzzy, how you been?
883
00:40:19,754 --> 00:40:22,990
Don't you fuckin' "Zuzzy" me, Gallagher!
884
00:40:22,991 --> 00:40:26,715
Mm.
885
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,512
♪ It's coming apart ♪
886
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,732
♪ It's coming apart... ♪
887
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,851
- What's up, buddy?
- Frank.
888
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,898
You look underaged and thirsty.
889
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,342
Thanks.
890
00:40:47,075 --> 00:40:49,682
If you're thinking about
jumping Sandy, I wouldn't.
891
00:40:49,683 --> 00:40:51,142
She did time for assault.
892
00:40:51,143 --> 00:40:53,408
Juvie, but the guy's
still slurping meals
893
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,494
through a straw.
894
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,448
Um, I'm not gay.
895
00:40:57,449 --> 00:40:59,564
- You're not?
- No.
896
00:40:59,565 --> 00:41:02,340
Just experimented a bit,
but it's not really my thing.
897
00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:05,199
So what is your thing?
898
00:41:06,176 --> 00:41:08,303
Toys and porn.
899
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,346
I like toys.
900
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,308
Okay.
901
00:41:19,767 --> 00:41:21,311
Let's play.
902
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,439
♪ It's coming apart ♪
903
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:29,194
♪ It's coming apart ♪
904
00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:34,116
I mean, sometimes
I wish I was gay, you know.
905
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,659
Sure, yeah.
906
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,889
Marry your best friend.
907
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:39,942
Blow jobs. Make each other sandwiches...
908
00:41:39,943 --> 00:41:41,785
Kevin!
909
00:41:41,786 --> 00:41:43,762
- Thank you for inviting me.
- Thank you for coming.
910
00:41:43,763 --> 00:41:45,293
- It was so beautiful.
- Appreciate that.
911
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,454
And you. Congratulations.
912
00:41:47,455 --> 00:41:49,131
I love you guys.
913
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,799
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
914
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,217
Be right back.
915
00:41:55,136 --> 00:41:58,794
♪ I've been in love and lost my senses ♪
916
00:41:58,795 --> 00:42:02,394
♪ Spinning through the town... ♪
917
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,271
Why are you hiding that money?
918
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,648
♪ The fever ends ♪
919
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,885
♪ And I wind up feeling down... ♪
920
00:42:09,886 --> 00:42:11,665
What money?
921
00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:13,947
The money you're hiding under the bar.
922
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,490
I love this song. Let's dance.
923
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,266
- You wanna dance?
- $800?
924
00:42:17,267 --> 00:42:19,452
We promised never to keep
secrets from each other, Kevin.
925
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,231
- Why?
- Why what?
926
00:42:21,232 --> 00:42:23,216
Why did we promise not to keep
secrets from each other?
927
00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:24,416
Because not all secrets are bad.
928
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,697
Some secrets are good.
929
00:42:25,698 --> 00:42:27,980
You've been acting so strange.
930
00:42:27,981 --> 00:42:30,347
Is this-is this more
of your midlife crisis?
931
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,657
No.
932
00:42:31,658 --> 00:42:33,175
Are you seeing someone?
933
00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,259
Another woman? Having an affair?
934
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,037
No. Of course not.
935
00:42:36,038 --> 00:42:37,791
Then what? Why the money?
936
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:40,284
I-it's gone, okay? I spent it all.
937
00:42:40,285 --> 00:42:41,677
On what?
938
00:42:41,678 --> 00:42:43,852
Oh, my God!
939
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,313
Snoopy Mary!
940
00:42:46,871 --> 00:42:48,690
Way to ruin a surprise!
941
00:42:51,397 --> 00:42:55,217
I wanted to give you with,
like, you know, romantic music,
942
00:42:55,218 --> 00:42:58,325
I don't know, candles,
maybe a little wine.
943
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,452
Oh, my gosh.
944
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,995
Cost me more than what I had,
945
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,405
but I figured, with Keg Zone,
I'd make enough
946
00:43:04,406 --> 00:43:06,041
and I could pay the rest off later.
947
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:07,671
You like it?
948
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,670
Ask me.
949
00:43:12,455 --> 00:43:13,716
Ask me, fool!
950
00:43:15,265 --> 00:43:17,320
- Veronica Fisher, w...
- On your knees.
951
00:43:17,321 --> 00:43:18,762
Oh.
952
00:43:22,161 --> 00:43:23,872
Veronica Fisher,
953
00:43:23,873 --> 00:43:25,139
will you marry me?
954
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:26,741
I mean, I gotta find my ex
and get a divorce...
955
00:43:26,742 --> 00:43:27,938
Yes!
956
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,440
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
957
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:36,321
♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
958
00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:42,328
Tami.
959
00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:43,887
Hey.
960
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:45,373
Hey.
961
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,334
Hi.
962
00:43:52,018 --> 00:43:53,338
Thanks for coming.
963
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,271
I love Ian.
964
00:43:56,418 --> 00:43:58,990
Yeah, it was a-it was
a beautiful ceremony, huh?
965
00:44:02,591 --> 00:44:03,682
Will you just...
966
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:06,211
come look inside the house with me?
967
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:11,322
You know, it's got-it's got two beds,
968
00:44:11,323 --> 00:44:12,670
bath, big backyard.
969
00:44:12,671 --> 00:44:13,961
I don't need to look inside.
970
00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:17,445
Well, I'm not moving to Milwaukee.
971
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,738
I told you that.
972
00:44:19,871 --> 00:44:21,117
So don't.
973
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,086
Wh-wh-what does that mean?
974
00:44:24,087 --> 00:44:25,755
Fred and I are going.
975
00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:28,999
If you don't wanna come with us,
976
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,342
you don't have to.
977
00:44:30,343 --> 00:44:31,683
You're gonna take Fred?
978
00:44:31,684 --> 00:44:33,420
It's a two-hour train ride.
979
00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:35,797
Come and visit us
980
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,219
whenever you can tear yourself
away from your family.
981
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:39,740
Tami, c-c-c-can't we talk
about this or something?
982
00:44:39,741 --> 00:44:41,779
No. No, Lip, because I don't want
983
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,915
your life, okay?
984
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:46,224
I wanted us to create a life together.
985
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:46,892
- That's-that's...
- Yeah. A life for you...
986
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:47,893
...that's what I want too!
987
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:50,812
...and me and Fred,
and then you just went out
988
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,343
and did whatever the fuck you wanted to
989
00:44:52,344 --> 00:44:54,262
- without thinking about us.
- I was thinking about you.
990
00:44:54,263 --> 00:44:55,590
- That's all I was doing.
- How am I ever supposed
991
00:44:55,591 --> 00:44:56,931
- to trust you again?
- You can trust me.
992
00:44:56,932 --> 00:44:59,090
- No, I can't, okay?
- Hey, you're not taking Fred!
993
00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:04,577
I'm his mother.
994
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,483
I've got a house and a job.
995
00:45:08,484 --> 00:45:11,529
So...
996
00:45:11,530 --> 00:45:13,085
really wanna take this to court?
997
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,895
You fucking serious?
998
00:45:17,469 --> 00:45:18,989
Y-you're gonna take Fred
999
00:45:18,990 --> 00:45:21,676
to punish me for not wanting to move?
1000
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,553
No, Lip, I'm not punishing you!
1001
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,025
- Get the fuck outta here!
- Jesus!
1002
00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:27,369
We're supposed to be in a relationship!
1003
00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,903
That means that we make
important decisions together.
1004
00:45:29,904 --> 00:45:31,948
All right! You want me
to move to fucking Milwaukee?
1005
00:45:31,949 --> 00:45:33,588
I'll move to Milwaukee, all right?
1006
00:45:33,589 --> 00:45:35,981
I'll hate it, but if
that's what Tami wants...
1007
00:45:35,982 --> 00:45:37,192
You know what? You're an asshole.
1008
00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,068
...that's what Tami gets, right?
1009
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,110
You're an asshole.
1010
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,445
- I'm an asshole?
- Fuck you!
1011
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:41,886
You're the one trying
to take away my kid!
1012
00:45:41,887 --> 00:45:44,866
No! Our kid, Lip. He is our kid!
1013
00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:49,708
Shit.
1014
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,374
Come here.
1015
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,202
It's okay.
1016
00:46:02,936 --> 00:46:04,511
I'm so sorry.
1017
00:46:14,112 --> 00:46:15,598
Don't do this, please.
1018
00:46:16,746 --> 00:46:18,900
Let's just stop lying to each other.
1019
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,069
Okay?
1020
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,094
You love your fucked-up family
1021
00:46:23,095 --> 00:46:24,657
more than you're ever gonna love me.
1022
00:46:24,658 --> 00:46:26,098
That's not true.
1023
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:28,703
That's not true.
1024
00:46:30,867 --> 00:46:32,441
Yeah, it is.
1025
00:46:36,257 --> 00:46:38,169
You should get back inside there.
1026
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,247
Sounds like you're missing a fun time.
1027
00:46:40,248 --> 00:46:42,081
- Oh, I got... I can help.
- I got it.
1028
00:46:42,082 --> 00:46:43,967
No.
1029
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,269
Hey. Hey.
1030
00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:47,887
I got you.
1031
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,597
All right.
1032
00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:52,642
♪ Even brighter
than the moon, moon, moon ♪
1033
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:56,563
♪ It's always been inside
of you, you, you ♪
1034
00:46:56,564 --> 00:47:00,018
♪ And now it's time to let it through ♪
1035
00:47:00,019 --> 00:47:04,699
♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework ♪
1036
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:08,616
♪ Come on, show 'em what you're worth ♪
1037
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:11,995
♪ Make 'em go ah, ah, ah ♪
1038
00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:15,864
♪ As you shoot across the sky-y-y ♪
1039
00:47:15,865 --> 00:47:18,418
- Nice dress.
- ♪ You're a firework ♪
1040
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,795
Thank you.
1041
00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:22,714
♪ Come on, let your colors... ♪
1042
00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:24,747
Is that Frank making out
with that Polish polka lady?
1043
00:47:24,748 --> 00:47:26,648
♪ Make 'em go ah, ah, ah ♪
1044
00:47:26,649 --> 00:47:28,803
Yeah. Wow.
1045
00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:35,435
- ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
- I miss Mom.
1046
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,228
♪ Even brighter than the moon... ♪
1047
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:40,215
Yeah.
1048
00:47:40,216 --> 00:47:42,734
♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪
1049
00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:45,474
Monica would've loved today.
1050
00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:53,871
♪ I found a love ♪
1051
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:58,032
♪ For me ♪
1052
00:47:58,033 --> 00:48:00,043
I should probably go dance
with my husband.
1053
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:01,952
♪ Darlin', just dive right in ♪
1054
00:48:01,953 --> 00:48:03,013
Go.
1055
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,424
♪ Follow my lead ♪
1056
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,470
♪ I found a girl ♪
1057
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:13,432
♪ Beautiful and sweet ♪
1058
00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:18,617
♪ I never knew you were the someone ♪
1059
00:48:18,618 --> 00:48:20,271
♪ Waiting for me ♪
1060
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,689
Come on.
1061
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,067
♪ 'Cause we were just kids ♪
1062
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:26,194
♪ When we fell in love ♪
1063
00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:30,031
♪ Not knowing what it was ♪
1064
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:33,785
♪ I will not give you up ♪
1065
00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:37,299
♪ This time ♪
1066
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:41,198
♪ Darling, just kiss me slow ♪
1067
00:48:41,199 --> 00:48:44,996
♪ Your heart is all I own ♪
1068
00:48:44,997 --> 00:48:47,228
♪ And in your eyes, you're holding... ♪
1069
00:48:47,229 --> 00:48:50,343
- Can I get a Coke?
- Yeah, sure.
1070
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,529
♪ Baby, I'm... ♪
1071
00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:55,723
Yeah.
1072
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,996
You like some rum in that?
1073
00:48:58,792 --> 00:48:59,848
Sure.
1074
00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:03,148
♪ With you between my arms ♪
1075
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:06,943
♪ Barefoot on the grass ♪
1076
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,445
Thanks.
1077
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,196
♪ Listening to our favorite song ♪
1078
00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,824
♪ When you said you looked a mess... ♪
1079
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,868
Listen up, everyone!
1080
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,786
I'm the closest thing
to a bride we've got.
1081
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:20,579
So I'm throwin' the bouquet!
1082
00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:22,876
Line up, single losers!
1083
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,669
♪ You look perfect tonight ♪
1084
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,212
Right here! Right here, Deb!
1085
00:49:30,630 --> 00:49:32,970
♪ Well, I found a woman ♪
1086
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:38,266
♪ Stronger than anyone I know... ♪
1087
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,101
Can I get another?
1088
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,978
- Sure.
- Thanks.
1089
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:45,578
♪ I'll share her home ♪
1090
00:49:45,579 --> 00:49:48,067
♪ I found a love ♪
1091
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:53,740
♪ To carry more than just my secrets ♪
1092
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:55,533
♪ To carry love ♪
1093
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,218
♪ To carry children ♪
1094
00:49:57,219 --> 00:49:59,604
♪ Of our own ♪
1095
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:04,212
♪ We are still kids,
but we're so in love ♪
1096
00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:07,544
♪ Fighting against all odds ♪
1097
00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:12,054
♪ I know we'll be all right ♪
1098
00:50:12,055 --> 00:50:16,846
♪ This time ♪
1099
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:20,850
♪ I don't deserve this ♪
1100
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:24,354
♪ You look perfect ♪
1101
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,981
♪ Tonight ♪
1102
00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:37,895
I'm gonna need that car back eventually.
1103
00:50:37,896 --> 00:50:40,161
Are those hickies?
1104
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:41,538
Yeah.
1105
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,498
Woman's a wildcat.
1106
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:44,760
It's a myth
1107
00:50:44,761 --> 00:50:47,386
about the female libido
declining with age.
1108
00:50:47,387 --> 00:50:48,836
They get hornier.
1109
00:50:49,473 --> 00:50:51,141
I'll keep that in mind.
1110
00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:54,175
Zuzanna doesn't hate gays.
1111
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,395
It's her husband, Rudy.
1112
00:50:56,396 --> 00:50:59,694
Turns out, Rudy's gayer than Liberace.
1113
00:50:59,695 --> 00:51:02,229
She found boxes of mano a mano porn
1114
00:51:02,230 --> 00:51:04,049
after he died.
1115
00:51:04,050 --> 00:51:07,940
The old Polish bastard
was a raging gay homophobe.
1116
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,969
Aren't all homophobes gay?
1117
00:51:12,134 --> 00:51:13,904
Probably so, son.
1118
00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:16,282
Probably so.
1119
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:35,771
I need to find a meeting.
1120
00:52:39,691 --> 00:52:40,818
Come with me?
1121
00:52:43,655 --> 00:52:44,990
Sure.
1122
00:52:46,634 --> 00:52:48,212
Let me grab my coat.
1123
00:53:42,194 --> 00:53:43,436
What is it?
1124
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,693
Shit. I think it's the cops.
1125
00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,861
- What's with all the banging?
- Cops, maybe.
1126
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,364
Ugh. What did Frank do now?
1127
00:54:06,423 --> 00:54:09,787
- Deborah Gallagher?
- Uh, no.
1128
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,539
We have an arrest warrant
for Deborah Gallagher.
1129
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,415
No shit. What for?
1130
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:15,877
Statutory rape of a minor. Julia Nicolo?
1131
00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,628
Fuck.
1132
00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:20,506
We got a runner!
1133
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,304
Uh, what's going on?
1134
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:28,012
When's your 18th birthday?
1135
00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,271
Stop! Police!
1136
00:54:51,355 --> 00:54:52,874
Jesus.
1137
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,885
Needs some work.
1138
00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,410
Yeah. No shit.
1139
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:17,742
Two bedrooms?
1140
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,401
Yeah.
1141
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,615
One bathroom.
1142
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,117
Two-car garage.
1143
00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:33,480
You got another mask?
1144
00:55:36,551 --> 00:55:39,293
Yeah. Absolutely.
1145
00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:44,590
Hope my tetanus is up-to-date.
1146
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:54,350
No? Oh.
1147
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,408
Whoo!
1148
00:56:40,441 --> 00:56:47,153
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
1149
00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:50,566
Good morning, Mr. Gallavich.
1150
00:56:50,567 --> 00:56:52,242
Good morning, Mr...
1151
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:57,936
Millagher?
1152
00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:00,374
You hungry?
1153
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:01,813
Hmm.
1154
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,003
Not really.
1155
00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,241
Hmm.
1156
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,644
You wanna go again?
1157
00:57:09,957 --> 00:57:11,553
Absolutely.
1158
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,349
Ah, shit!
1159
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,090
Oh!
1160
00:57:29,159 --> 00:57:31,831
I think your dad might still
be a little upset.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
www.tvsubtitles.net
79453
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof