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Did you know that you
can get married here?
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In this old place?
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Mm-hmm.
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It looks a bit haunted.
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What?
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No, it doesn't.
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I actually think
it's quite romantic.
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Romantic?
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Mm-hmm.
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What happened to getting
married in a church?
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Churches are
for boring people.
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Hey, you know I'm not boring.
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Hey, stop.
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Stop.
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Don't think you can
just ply me with wine
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and then get what you want.
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Why not?
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It usually works.
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Maybe.
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But you promised me a massage.
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And I will, later.
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Later?
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That's what you
always say, and then
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you just conveniently forget.
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But I forgot my oil.
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Well, I've got some.
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Of course you have.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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I heard something.
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It's probably just a fox.
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No, it was like a growl.
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Do you think it could be, like,
one of them big wild cats?
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Babe, there are no big
wild cats around here.
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It's probably just a badger.
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A badger.
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Yes, a badger.
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Mike?
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Mike, please, you're
scaring me now.
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Stop it.
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Mike!
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Mike?
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Mike?
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Oh, hi, there.
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You must be Dylan.
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Yeah, hi.
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Welcome to Cedar Manor.
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Thank you.
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Sorry I'm a bit late.
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No problem.
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I was starting to think that
the wedding was canceled.
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No, I just got held
up at Heathrow.
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My flight was delayed.
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Oh, been anywhere nice?
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China.
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Oh.
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Business or pleasure?
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Business.
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I work for an
anti-poaching organization.
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Oh, wow.
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Well, let me show you around.
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So I take it you haven't
been here before.
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No.
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So we cater for weddings
of all different sizes.
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We have extensive grounds
and buildings available.
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So you can see we have
the hot tub, sauna,
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and a pool, and then
this gazebo right here,
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where most people get married.
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Sounds idea.
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Well, tell me more about
this anti-poaching work.
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I'm intrigued.
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It's mainly educational,
spreading word
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about how killing
animals is wrong.
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But there's always
some idiots that
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think a ground up rhino horn
will give them a hard-on.
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That's just
silly, isn't it?
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So are you ever out there in
Africa in the thick of it?
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No.
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No.
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I quit that a while back.
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Oh.
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My wife, she was
targeted by poachers.
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Since the incident, I took a
step back from ranger work.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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These things happen.
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I can't imagine.
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How can anyone get over
something like that?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just let it ring.
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It's my daughter.
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Babe.
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I'm coming.
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I'm coming.
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Yeah, I'm at the venue.
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It's great.
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They're very accommodating.
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You're going to love it.
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It's going to be perfect.
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Very nice.
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It has a certain charm.
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A hidden charm.
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Hmm.
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Rustic.
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A tad bougie.
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Quite elegant.
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Well, I can see what
they're trying to do.
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God.
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Mine is the four-poster bed.
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What?
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No.
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That's my room, bitch.
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Wait.
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Ooh, very nice.
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Regal.
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Boutique?
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Functional.
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Oh.
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And are you going to be
consummating your marriage
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in here in 24 hours time?
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I'll consummate your
ass in a minute.
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Who are you calling?
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I'm trying to get
a hold of my dad.
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But there is no
bloody reception.
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Running late again?
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Yep.
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You'd think he'd want to be on
time for his only daughter's
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wedding.
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But--
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Oh, chill.
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He's probably stuck in traffic.
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Yeah.
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There you are.
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This ain't too shabby.
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Hi.
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All right, dump your bags.
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We are having a cuppa.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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I could use something stronger.
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Oh, it's that bad, was it?
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Just the usual dickheads.
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Speaking of which, the boys
should be right behind you.
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So come on.
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Oh, this is nice.
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The boss is actually
making us tea for a change.
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Oh, less of your cheek.
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Where's Lisa?
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She's still trying to get Wi-Fi.
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Well, this place is pretty cool.
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Amy, did you say you've
been here before?
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Yeah, I told Lisa
about this place,
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because I'd been here
before with my ex.
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Nice.
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Did you have a good time?
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Can't have been that
good if he's your ex.
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Well, we certainly made
use of the hot tub.
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Yes, Amy.
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Oh, naughty girl.
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It hasn't been cleaned since.
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I'm not going in it.
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Did anyone hear the
story about this place?
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Oh, yeah.
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No.
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No.
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What story?
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Well, about a year or so
ago, two locals went missing.
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The police found the remains
of a party and a torn-up tent
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down at the end of the
grounds, but no bodies.
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What?
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No way.
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If you're You telling me that,
I'll never get any sleep.
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Oh, babe, you're
sharing a room with me.
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You're not getting
any sleep anyway.
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Kinky.
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Oh, my god, and they
never found them?
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No.
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And they don't
know what happened.
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So the bodies could still
be in the ground somewhere.
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Shit, or in the cellar.
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Oh, please don't tell me
this place has a cellar.
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There might be.
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Oh, great choice of location.
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There's dead bodies
in the cellar.
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Shh.
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Dead bodies, where?
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Oh, we were just
discussing a horror film.
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How'd you get on with the Wi-Fi?
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It's still not connecting.
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I mean, I unplugged the router.
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I reset the whole thing,
and nothing is working.
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Why do you need Wi-Fi?
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You've got us to entertain you.
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It's not that.
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It's just I wanted to
livestream the wedding.
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And I would use my phone,
but the reception is crap.
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And I was promised
that there would be Wi-Fi,
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but nothing seems to be working.
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And there are people who
aren't going to be here,
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like my grandparents.
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And I just-- they're all
expecting a livestream from me.
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And--
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Hey, it'll be all right.
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We'll get it fixed.
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And if not, it's still
being videoed, isn't it?
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The most important thing
is that you and Charlie
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are getting married tomorrow.
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That is definitely
going to happen.
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It's your day.
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It's all about you
and Charlie boy--
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but mostly you.
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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Ladies.
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Hello, wifey.
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Not quite yet.
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Is everything all right?
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Wi-Fi is down.
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Oh, shit.
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OK, well, Ben could take
a look at it, right?
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Yeah.
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Probably, yeah.
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All right, .
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So shall we get
this party started?
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Yes.
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Line them up.
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Oh, careful.
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Oh, don't worry, it won't stain.
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She's more worried
about you wasting it.
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Don't worry.
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There's plenty more
where this came from.
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Wifey?
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Well, no.
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No, I am not really drinking.
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And nor should you be.
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I don't want you looking
all hungover tomorrow.
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Oh, what are you trying to say?
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Ben, you are in charge of
making sure he doesn't overdo it
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tonight, please.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Are you drinking this then?
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Absolutely.
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OK, fill her up.
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All right, come on.
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Don't be shy.
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I'm not being shy.
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More?
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More.
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Yeah?
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More.
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More?
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Chin, chin, Benjamin.
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Cheers, mate.
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Ladies and this muppet,
I'd like to thank you
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all for coming to watch me
marry this absolute beauty.
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Here's to an
unforgettable wedding.
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Whoo!
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Cheers.
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Yes, with the palm trees.
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With the cocktails, those
really good cocktails.
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What was that guy's name?
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The--
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Umbrellas and--
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It was like
or something.
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That's my dad.
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Be right back.
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OK.
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And what time do you call this?
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I'm sorry, babe.
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You know how it is--
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work commitments.
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So where's my room?
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Come on, this way.
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I'm afraid you're stuck
with a single room,
280
00:14:35,278 --> 00:14:40,149
although I'm not sure you're
going to fit in this bed.
281
00:14:40,184 --> 00:14:41,150
Don't worry.
282
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:43,119
Reminds me of the ranger ways--
283
00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:44,582
teeny, tiny camp beds.
284
00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:56,759
i can't believe my little
girl is getting married.
285
00:14:56,794 --> 00:14:58,695
I'm not a little girl anymore.
286
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:02,534
I am all grown up, with
a job and everything.
287
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,766
You call it a job.
288
00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:06,307
But we both know,
fashion isn't a real job.
289
00:15:06,342 --> 00:15:09,541
Fashion isn't a real job.
290
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,709
Don't let Vanessa hear you say
that. she'd probably slap you.
291
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:15,778
To be honest, I think
you'd come off second best.
292
00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:16,581
Sounds hot.
293
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,386
Oh, Dad.
294
00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:22,290
No, I think you two would
actually get on really well.
295
00:15:22,325 --> 00:15:24,061
I don't know.
296
00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:26,789
Maybe it's time to--
297
00:15:26,824 --> 00:15:28,560
Lisa.
298
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,430
Dad, come on.
299
00:15:30,465 --> 00:15:34,401
It's been a long time since--
300
00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:36,733
I just want to see
you happy again.
301
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:37,800
I know.
302
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:39,274
I know, yes.
303
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:40,803
That reminds me.
304
00:15:40,838 --> 00:15:41,904
I've got something for you.
305
00:15:44,842 --> 00:15:50,153
I believe the traditional
rhyme goes, something old.
306
00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:53,024
I got this for your Mum
when we were in Africa.
307
00:15:55,853 --> 00:15:58,392
And I want you to have it.
308
00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:02,726
Thank you.
309
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,102
Now, don't get emotional.
310
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,302
You go join the party.
311
00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:10,503
I'll be down in a second.
312
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:30,160
Oh, you surprised me.
313
00:16:30,195 --> 00:16:32,261
Hi, I'm Vanessa.
314
00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:33,658
Dylan.
315
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,292
We--
316
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,101
We met before, didn't we?
317
00:16:37,136 --> 00:16:39,235
Yeah, the--
318
00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:43,140
The Christmas party
at the sky garden.
319
00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:47,507
Ah, yes, a little
glitzy for my taste.
320
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:52,182
Yes, I remember you saying that
you didn't really do fashion.
321
00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,415
Hmm.
322
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:58,782
Well, you certainly know
how to pick out a shirt.
323
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,751
That's saying something.
324
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,194
Well, it is just a
shirt and trousers.
325
00:17:04,229 --> 00:17:07,164
I can't really get that wrong.
326
00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:08,528
You'd be surprised.
327
00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:13,368
Can I get you a drink?
328
00:17:13,403 --> 00:17:16,536
Absolutely.
329
00:17:16,571 --> 00:17:19,506
I see you two are
getting reacquainted.
330
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,444
Vanessa's just giving
me some fashion tips.
331
00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:26,645
Oh, well, I've been trying
to do that for years.
332
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,648
But it sounds like you're having
a lot more success than I ever
333
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,815
did, so I'll leave
you guys to it.
334
00:17:51,507 --> 00:17:52,836
What do you think you're doing?
335
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:53,540
Now kiss!
336
00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:53,903
Kiss!
337
00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:07,752
I am going to go to bed.
338
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,492
Oh, OK, honey.
339
00:18:11,527 --> 00:18:14,198
Don't stay up too late.
340
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:16,959
I thought we were going to
wait until we were married
341
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,565
for you to start nagging me.
342
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,831
Yeah, well, I am
just practicing.
343
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,307
Good night, everyone.
344
00:18:24,342 --> 00:18:24,835
Night.
345
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:25,335
Night.
346
00:18:29,248 --> 00:18:32,348
Hey, how's it going?
347
00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:36,880
How about me and you go
walk around the grounds.
348
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:42,754
Oh, I'm pretty quiet tired,
so better catch some Zs.
349
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,293
Really?
350
00:18:43,328 --> 00:18:44,525
Yeah.
351
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,922
Oh, maybe tomorrow then.
352
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:52,236
Don't worry about it, mate.
353
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:53,633
She'll be up for it tomorrow.
354
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:56,273
Bridesmaids are always
gagging for it on the day, OK?
355
00:18:56,308 --> 00:18:56,867
Yeah.
356
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:57,604
So chin up.
357
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:58,473
Go get some rest.
358
00:18:58,508 --> 00:18:59,342
I'll clean up here, OK?
359
00:18:59,377 --> 00:18:59,903
All right.
360
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:07,812
Hi, there.
361
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,518
Hi.
362
00:19:10,553 --> 00:19:14,324
So you've been making
eyes at me all night.
363
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,920
Thought there was
something on my face.
364
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,362
Could be if you want it to.
365
00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:21,925
Oh, yeah?
366
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,728
Such as?
367
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:31,033
See, I think it's just
better if I show you.
368
00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:37,776
My heart is saying, no.
369
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:40,647
But you're dick's saying, yes.
370
00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:43,012
Your dick always says, yes.
371
00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:44,915
Come on.
372
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,522
She's not married yet.
373
00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:49,821
True.
374
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,392
Who knows?
375
00:19:56,401 --> 00:19:58,060
We'll before then.
376
00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:59,237
Come on.
377
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,538
I'm coming.
378
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:05,067
Tell you what,
Georgie, you'd better
379
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:06,442
be leading me out to my death.
380
00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:07,872
My god, don't be so ridiculous.
381
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,320
What is this place?
382
00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:21,589
Georgie, it's a--
383
00:20:21,624 --> 00:20:23,558
Don't complain.
384
00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:25,087
It's a nice place.
385
00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:27,397
Jesus Christ.
386
00:20:27,432 --> 00:20:28,596
This all right?
387
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:37,341
We shouldn't be doing this.
388
00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:37,869
It's OK.
389
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,507
Come on.
390
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:39,101
You wanted this.
391
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:39,904
The torch.
392
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,004
Fuck the torch.
393
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:45,976
Yeah, come on.
394
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,846
I'm coming.
395
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:48,550
Yeah.
396
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:59,462
Bet Lisa doesn't fuck
you like this, eh?
397
00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:02,531
I love it when you go hard.
398
00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:16,006
It's all right,
probably just a fox.
399
00:21:20,485 --> 00:21:21,649
What's that?
400
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:43,737
Georgie.
401
00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:44,474
Georgie!
402
00:21:44,509 --> 00:21:45,101
Georgie, the window!
403
00:21:46,511 --> 00:21:47,972
The sill, it's stuck.
404
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,941
Come on!
405
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:50,942
Come on!
406
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:06,958
Oh, Georgie.
407
00:22:10,568 --> 00:22:11,160
Fuck!
408
00:22:12,504 --> 00:22:13,195
Georgie.
409
00:23:07,592 --> 00:23:14,256
All set for the big day?
410
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:14,927
Yeah.
411
00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:16,896
You?
412
00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:17,468
Yeah.
413
00:23:24,774 --> 00:23:26,972
Don't fuck this up.
414
00:23:46,796 --> 00:23:48,499
Where'd you go, mate?
415
00:23:48,534 --> 00:23:52,734
Uh, just for a wander.
416
00:23:58,544 --> 00:24:01,677
You didn't see Georgie,
did you, on your travels?
417
00:24:01,712 --> 00:24:03,976
She wasn't in her room.
418
00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:05,846
No.
419
00:24:05,881 --> 00:24:08,112
Bet she's playing hard to get.
420
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,521
Ben?
421
00:24:10,556 --> 00:24:11,082
Yeah?
422
00:24:13,559 --> 00:24:16,054
Nothing.
423
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:16,725
Good night.
424
00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:25,668
Morning, bridey.
425
00:24:25,703 --> 00:24:27,604
Morning.
426
00:24:27,639 --> 00:24:30,266
You're
getting married today.
427
00:24:30,301 --> 00:24:31,872
Stop.
428
00:24:31,907 --> 00:24:34,138
It's not normal to have this
much energy in the morning.
429
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,613
Plant-based diet,
I keep telling you.
430
00:24:36,648 --> 00:24:37,141
No.
431
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:37,942
No way.
432
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,815
I'm not giving up
my meat, bacon.
433
00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:45,083
Speaking of, can I bring
you some breakfast?
434
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:45,784
Oh, no.
435
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,657
No, I don't want to be bloated.
436
00:24:47,692 --> 00:24:49,252
OK, but at least eat something.
437
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:50,891
Nobody wants a dead bride.
438
00:24:53,698 --> 00:24:54,664
Piece of bacon?
439
00:24:54,699 --> 00:24:55,225
Oh, please.
440
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,568
Amazing.
441
00:24:57,603 --> 00:24:58,998
We seem to be missing the bride.
442
00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:01,099
Oh, she's just staying in her
room until the big moment.
443
00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:02,639
We don't want to see the groom.
444
00:25:02,674 --> 00:25:03,838
It's bad luck.
445
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:05,103
What about the groom?
446
00:25:05,138 --> 00:25:06,874
Oh, he's still in bed
pending bacon sammy.
447
00:25:06,909 --> 00:25:08,007
Has anyone seen Georgie?
448
00:25:08,042 --> 00:25:09,371
Probably still
trying to avoid Ben.
449
00:25:10,374 --> 00:25:11,241
What?
450
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,108
Nothing.
451
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,683
She's staying in
your room, isn't she?
452
00:25:13,718 --> 00:25:14,849
Well, I thought
so, but she wasn't
453
00:25:14,884 --> 00:25:16,147
there before I went to sleep.
454
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,081
Oh, weird.
455
00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:18,314
Oh, my god, do you
think she's with Dylan?
456
00:25:18,349 --> 00:25:19,854
No.
457
00:25:19,889 --> 00:25:21,185
I didn't think he was her type.
458
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:21,988
Is he?
459
00:25:22,023 --> 00:25:23,385
Well, that settles it.
460
00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:24,661
Settles what?
461
00:25:24,696 --> 00:25:26,388
Oh, well, maybe
she was with Amy.
462
00:25:26,423 --> 00:25:27,697
Who?
463
00:25:27,732 --> 00:25:28,995
Was Georgie staying
in your room?
464
00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:29,529
No.
465
00:25:29,564 --> 00:25:32,636
Must be Dylan then.
466
00:25:32,671 --> 00:25:33,901
Dylan?
467
00:25:33,936 --> 00:25:35,705
You're doing Lisa's hair
and makeup, aren't you?
468
00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:36,871
Yeah.
469
00:25:36,906 --> 00:25:38,037
When you go up,
take that with you.
470
00:25:38,072 --> 00:25:39,170
Try to get her to
eat at least some.
471
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,139
Yeah, sure thing.
472
00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,878
All right, ladies, I'm going
to take this to the groom.
473
00:25:43,913 --> 00:25:45,044
See you at the wedding.
474
00:25:45,079 --> 00:25:45,616
Bye.
475
00:25:45,651 --> 00:25:48,718
All right.
476
00:25:48,753 --> 00:25:49,818
I ain't got a napkin.
477
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,085
Brekkies.
478
00:25:55,826 --> 00:25:56,319
Cheers.
479
00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:03,898
You all right, mate?
480
00:26:03,933 --> 00:26:05,130
Are you a bit nervous?
481
00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:17,175
What I'm about to tell you
does not leave this room.
482
00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:18,042
All right.
483
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:19,276
Yeah, that's what
best men are for.
484
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,314
Last night--
485
00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:25,249
Yeah?
486
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,218
--I was with Georgie.
487
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,660
Oh.
488
00:26:29,695 --> 00:26:30,958
I'm sorry, mate.
489
00:26:30,993 --> 00:26:32,223
We go way back.
490
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:37,998
And we've always been
fond of each other.
491
00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:40,671
Hey, it's not the
end of the world.
492
00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:45,742
and you
get on to me now.
493
00:26:45,777 --> 00:26:46,270
So--
494
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:52,342
No, that's not it.
495
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:53,243
No?
496
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:58,216
While we were at it,
we were attacked.
497
00:26:58,251 --> 00:27:00,218
Attacked?
498
00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:01,923
This is going to sound insane--
499
00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:09,359
by a giant crocodile.
500
00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:11,801
A crocodile?
501
00:27:11,836 --> 00:27:14,364
It got Georgie.
502
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,134
Wait.
503
00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:17,136
This is a prank, right?
504
00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:17,906
No.
505
00:27:17,941 --> 00:27:21,140
No, I'm dead serious.
506
00:27:21,175 --> 00:27:29,852
It came out of nowhere,
just bit her in half.
507
00:27:29,887 --> 00:27:31,414
What's a crocodile
doing around here?
508
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,019
I don't know.
509
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:37,420
Ben, that doesn't matter.
510
00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:43,063
The thing is I can't tell
anyone, because then they will
511
00:27:43,098 --> 00:27:44,460
know that I was with Georgie.
512
00:27:44,495 --> 00:27:54,140
And the wedding-- just keep
an eye out for it in case
513
00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:56,340
it, like, shows up.
514
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,044
All right.
515
00:28:10,796 --> 00:28:11,520
Oh, you look lovely.
516
00:28:11,555 --> 00:28:12,290
Hi.
517
00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:14,226
Are you OK?
518
00:28:14,261 --> 00:28:15,524
Charlie.
519
00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:16,932
Charlie!
520
00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:17,933
Dad.
521
00:28:17,968 --> 00:28:18,461
Hi.
522
00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:19,462
Hi, Mom.
523
00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:20,232
Hello, darling.
524
00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:21,772
How are you?
525
00:28:21,807 --> 00:28:24,533
Yeah, I'm OK, yeah.
526
00:28:24,568 --> 00:28:25,908
You seem a bit anxious.
527
00:28:25,943 --> 00:28:27,074
Why so nervous?
528
00:28:27,109 --> 00:28:28,339
This is the easy bit.
529
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,309
It's the next 50 years
that's the hard bit.
530
00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:35,082
Just keep your eyes peeled, OK?
531
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,400
My beautiful daughter.
532
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:56,939
Hi.
533
00:28:56,974 --> 00:28:59,601
Sorry.
534
00:28:59,636 --> 00:29:01,504
You look stunning, darling.
535
00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:03,242
Thank you.
536
00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:05,178
You don't know where
Georgie is, do you?
537
00:29:05,213 --> 00:29:06,245
No.
538
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,478
It's just that we
kind of thought--
539
00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:10,084
never mind.
540
00:29:10,119 --> 00:29:11,855
No one's seen her this morning.
541
00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:13,252
We have no idea where she is.
542
00:29:13,287 --> 00:29:15,287
Where could she have gone?
543
00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:17,388
She had a few drinks
last night, yeah?
544
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,291
Yeah.
545
00:29:19,326 --> 00:29:21,260
She hasn't got a
reason to vanish--
546
00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:25,264
I mean, her depression, anxiety?
547
00:29:25,299 --> 00:29:27,035
No.
548
00:29:27,070 --> 00:29:28,839
Can she swim?
549
00:29:28,874 --> 00:29:30,401
I think so.
550
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,634
OK, I'm going to
scout the grounds.
551
00:29:32,669 --> 00:29:33,943
You stay here.
552
00:29:33,978 --> 00:29:34,471
OK.
553
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,120
I hate to say this, but I've got
another appointment after this.
554
00:33:04,155 --> 00:33:05,682
Oh, OK.
555
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:06,485
All right, yeah.
556
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:14,097
Must be so proud.
557
00:33:14,132 --> 00:33:15,329
Hmm.
558
00:33:15,364 --> 00:33:18,596
We can't find Georgie.
559
00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:19,163
OK.
560
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:21,269
Can we go without her?
561
00:33:21,304 --> 00:33:22,765
Without?
562
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,865
Dylan's looking for her now.
563
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,042
Give us a few minutes.
564
00:33:28,806 --> 00:33:30,113
No word?
565
00:33:30,148 --> 00:33:31,609
No.
566
00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:33,611
The reverend is
getting impatient.
567
00:33:33,646 --> 00:33:37,120
We may have to go ahead anyway.
568
00:33:37,155 --> 00:33:38,352
One must go.
569
00:33:38,387 --> 00:33:39,188
Fingers crossed.
570
00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:46,822
Fuck.
571
00:33:49,926 --> 00:33:50,892
Oh, shit.
572
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,377
Shit.
573
00:34:03,412 --> 00:34:04,708
If he doesn't turn
up in two minutes,
574
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:07,216
we'll have to go
ahead without him.
575
00:34:07,251 --> 00:34:08,580
No.
576
00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:11,220
No, there's no way I'm getting
married without my dad.
577
00:34:11,255 --> 00:34:12,551
You might have to, babe.
578
00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:18,392
Who's going of walk
me down the aisle?
579
00:34:18,427 --> 00:34:19,723
Well, I can't, can I?
580
00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:20,757
That would be weird.
581
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:24,795
I guess I could.
582
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,434
I've almost been like a
surrogate parent, anyway.
583
00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:31,273
I'd like that.
584
00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:11,973
Where's her dad?
585
00:35:12,008 --> 00:35:13,183
We can't find him.
586
00:35:13,218 --> 00:35:13,777
What?
587
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:14,745
It's fine.
588
00:35:23,019 --> 00:35:24,755
Hey, you come with a package.
589
00:35:41,774 --> 00:35:46,282
Ladies and gentlemen-- in these
days, I'm obligated to say,
590
00:35:46,317 --> 00:35:49,813
and those who
identify as neither--
591
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,947
it's lovely to see
you all here today.
592
00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,290
And I'm so glad that you
could make the journey
593
00:35:54,325 --> 00:35:55,522
in these difficult times.
594
00:35:58,054 --> 00:35:58,888
Dearly beloved--
595
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,332
--we are gathered here
today in the presence of--
596
00:36:06,535 --> 00:36:08,799
All mighty god!
597
00:36:33,397 --> 00:36:33,923
Get up.
598
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:34,357
Get up.
599
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,463
Come on, get up.
600
00:36:35,498 --> 00:36:35,991
Get up.
601
00:36:36,026 --> 00:36:36,794
Get up.
602
00:36:36,829 --> 00:36:37,432
Hey, come on.
603
00:36:37,467 --> 00:36:38,026
Come on. get up.
604
00:36:38,061 --> 00:36:39,027
Get up.
605
00:36:39,062 --> 00:36:40,028
Sarah, there's two of them.
606
00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:41,733
Sarah, there's two of them.
607
00:36:46,069 --> 00:36:46,804
Wait.
608
00:36:47,345 --> 00:36:47,838
Stop.
609
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:48,377
Stop.
610
00:36:48,412 --> 00:36:48,872
Stop.
611
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:49,378
Go.
612
00:36:49,413 --> 00:36:49,873
Go.
613
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:50,379
Go.
614
00:36:50,414 --> 00:36:50,874
Go.
615
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:51,380
Go.
616
00:36:51,415 --> 00:36:51,941
Go.
617
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,327
Tara.
618
00:37:04,362 --> 00:37:05,361
Oh, my god.
619
00:37:05,396 --> 00:37:06,494
Tara, we got to go.
620
00:37:06,529 --> 00:37:10,927
Fuck.
621
00:37:16,473 --> 00:37:17,439
Running for my car.
622
00:37:17,474 --> 00:37:19,408
My car's around the corner.
623
00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:31,387
Wait.
624
00:37:31,422 --> 00:37:31,915
In here.
625
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:32,619
In here.
626
00:37:41,091 --> 00:37:43,025
What the fuck just happened?
627
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,026
I don't know.
628
00:37:47,636 --> 00:37:48,569
Get it open.
629
00:37:54,137 --> 00:37:55,675
Fuck.
630
00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:59,041
Oh, guys, I'm going
to need first aid.
631
00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:00,944
What is happening?
632
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:01,945
Why is this happening?
633
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,013
Why is this happening
to me on my wedding day?
634
00:38:05,456 --> 00:38:07,148
First, my bridesmaid
goes missing.
635
00:38:07,183 --> 00:38:09,425
And Then my dad goes missing.
636
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:09,953
And then--
637
00:38:17,534 --> 00:38:18,797
Do you think it got them?
638
00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:22,372
Do you think it's
eaten them as well?
639
00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:23,406
What if it bites us?
640
00:38:23,441 --> 00:38:25,100
What if it gets in here?
641
00:38:25,135 --> 00:38:26,035
Don't worry.
642
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,971
It can't get in here.
643
00:38:34,210 --> 00:38:35,550
Let me in!
644
00:38:40,491 --> 00:38:41,149
It's the reverend.
645
00:38:45,463 --> 00:38:46,055
Thank you.
646
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,189
Thank you.
647
00:38:48,224 --> 00:38:49,399
Are you all right?
648
00:38:49,434 --> 00:38:51,434
Yes, I'm alive, thank god.
649
00:38:51,469 --> 00:38:53,502
But others weren't so lucky.
650
00:38:53,537 --> 00:38:54,668
Is it just you?
651
00:38:54,703 --> 00:38:55,735
Did you see anyone else?
652
00:38:55,770 --> 00:38:57,968
Have you seen Amy or V, my dad?
653
00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:58,835
I don't know.
654
00:38:58,871 --> 00:39:00,608
Everyone went in
different directions.
655
00:39:00,643 --> 00:39:02,676
So what do we do?
656
00:39:02,711 --> 00:39:06,449
Well, call emergency
services, and then
657
00:39:06,484 --> 00:39:08,847
hope that thing doesn't get
anyone else in the meantime.
658
00:39:08,882 --> 00:39:10,618
It's going to be
easier said than done.
659
00:39:10,653 --> 00:39:11,520
There's no bars.
660
00:39:11,555 --> 00:39:12,851
Is there a landline?
661
00:39:12,886 --> 00:39:13,588
No.
662
00:39:14,558 --> 00:39:15,689
Great.
663
00:39:15,724 --> 00:39:18,956
Then we're fucked.
664
00:39:18,991 --> 00:39:20,694
Sorry.
665
00:39:20,729 --> 00:39:21,992
Don't worry.
666
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:25,633
I think I may have just
said similar words myself.
667
00:39:25,668 --> 00:39:27,536
What now then?
668
00:39:27,571 --> 00:39:29,032
Let's pray.
669
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:33,102
Dear heavenly father, we pray
for your help in these trying
670
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:34,170
times.
671
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:38,107
We pray for you to look
after us and to protect us
672
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:39,075
against the beast.
673
00:39:48,757 --> 00:39:49,855
Where's Neil?
674
00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:52,858
I've got to find Neil.
675
00:39:52,893 --> 00:39:54,057
No.
676
00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:56,191
He went the other way.
677
00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:58,633
The car keys.
678
00:39:58,668 --> 00:39:59,535
No.
679
00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:00,998
Neil's got the keys.
680
00:40:01,033 --> 00:40:03,033
Maybe we can make it to the car.
681
00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:23,218
It's there.
682
00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:24,692
Shh.
683
00:40:24,727 --> 00:40:26,925
Don't make a sound.
684
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:30,192
Where's Lisa?
685
00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:31,259
We have to find Lisa.
686
00:40:31,294 --> 00:40:32,161
Don't worry.
687
00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:33,362
I'm sure she's fine.
688
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,164
The most important thing is
we get safe and we get help.
689
00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:36,033
OK.
690
00:40:36,068 --> 00:40:37,034
Let's try and get to my car.
691
00:40:37,069 --> 00:40:38,068
I've got keys.
692
00:40:54,988 --> 00:40:55,492
No!
693
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,091
Tabby?
694
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,026
I'll start it up.
695
00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:22,145
OK, pull yourself together.
696
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:26,248
When in times of stress, always
go back to your breathing.
697
00:41:32,663 --> 00:41:35,092
Fuck.
698
00:41:35,127 --> 00:41:36,027
Oh, come on.
699
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,036
Tabby?
700
00:41:51,341 --> 00:41:52,010
God.
701
00:41:54,817 --> 00:41:56,278
It's all right.
702
00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:58,247
You're going to be OK.
703
00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:00,249
Let's get you to the car.
704
00:42:13,902 --> 00:42:15,000
Maybe we should go back.
705
00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:16,001
They might be
wondering where we are.
706
00:42:16,036 --> 00:42:17,233
Or if we're still alive.
707
00:42:19,908 --> 00:42:22,139
Maybe we should just
wait here and see
708
00:42:22,174 --> 00:42:25,615
if someone comes and finds us.
709
00:42:31,656 --> 00:42:34,151
Sarah, don't move.
710
00:42:41,391 --> 00:42:43,831
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
711
00:42:43,866 --> 00:42:45,294
Oh, my god, what do we do?
712
00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,295
Find a way out.
713
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:52,334
It's locked.
714
00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:53,841
We need to get out of here.
715
00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:10,121
Help!
716
00:43:10,156 --> 00:43:12,090
Sarah, help!
717
00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:12,662
Sarah!
718
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:36,785
Christ, you scared
the shit out of me.
719
00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:37,786
Sorry.
720
00:43:37,821 --> 00:43:40,822
You couldn't be heard screaming.
721
00:43:40,857 --> 00:43:42,285
What the hell is that?
722
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,286
And where is it?
723
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:46,421
It's a crocodile, but I
don't know what species.
724
00:43:46,456 --> 00:43:48,423
I thought you were an expert.
725
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,963
Not exactly.
726
00:43:49,998 --> 00:43:52,966
But I do know it shouldn't
be living in this climate.
727
00:43:53,001 --> 00:43:55,705
And it's also very dangerous.
728
00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:57,432
Tell me something I don't know.
729
00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:58,939
You got a twig in your hair.
730
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:03,108
Good.
731
00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:04,010
Let me untangle it.
732
00:44:13,285 --> 00:44:16,352
Is that your distressed look?
733
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,061
You didn't answer my question.
734
00:44:22,096 --> 00:44:27,132
Yes, it's out there.
735
00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:30,839
And how are we going to kill it?
736
00:44:30,874 --> 00:44:33,468
I don't intend to kill it.
737
00:44:33,503 --> 00:44:34,942
I intend to catch it.
738
00:44:39,212 --> 00:44:42,411
All right, we need a plan.
739
00:44:42,446 --> 00:44:44,919
Agreed.
740
00:44:44,954 --> 00:44:46,316
Don't look at me.
741
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,791
I'm qualified to give spiritual
guidance and the like.
742
00:44:48,826 --> 00:44:53,026
Escaping man-eating crocodiles
is not my speciality.
743
00:44:53,061 --> 00:44:56,029
We just need to kill
the bloody thing.
744
00:44:56,064 --> 00:44:59,967
So let's find a big gun
and shoot the bastard.
745
00:45:00,002 --> 00:45:04,334
And where do you propose
we get a gun from?
746
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:08,074
There was a pair of
shotguns on the farm.
747
00:45:08,109 --> 00:45:10,109
Great.
748
00:45:10,144 --> 00:45:12,573
I'll just teleport to your
parents' farm then and get one,
749
00:45:12,608 --> 00:45:13,981
shall we?
750
00:45:14,016 --> 00:45:17,314
All right, guns are out.
751
00:45:17,349 --> 00:45:18,986
Are we going to kill this thing?
752
00:45:19,021 --> 00:45:20,790
We don't have to kill it.
753
00:45:20,825 --> 00:45:22,957
It's still one of
God's creatures.
754
00:45:22,992 --> 00:45:25,388
And it's clearly upset.
755
00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:27,060
It's upset?
756
00:45:27,095 --> 00:45:28,963
The crocodile is upset?
757
00:45:28,998 --> 00:45:31,460
Oh,
that's all right then
758
00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:34,067
that everybody's dying,
because the crocodile
759
00:45:34,102 --> 00:45:36,102
is having a bad day.
760
00:45:36,137 --> 00:45:36,971
I didn't mean-
761
00:45:37,006 --> 00:45:39,138
I am upset, OK?
762
00:45:39,173 --> 00:45:42,504
In case you hadn't noticed,
my wedding day is ruined.
763
00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:44,979
And people we know are dead.
764
00:45:45,014 --> 00:45:47,575
Right.
765
00:45:47,610 --> 00:45:50,215
Just calm down.
766
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,580
Don't tell me to calm down.
767
00:45:58,962 --> 00:46:01,622
At least we aren't
live streaming this.
768
00:46:01,657 --> 00:46:03,294
Can you imagine?
769
00:46:03,329 --> 00:46:06,330
At least then someone
would come to our rescue.
770
00:46:08,972 --> 00:46:20,311
Oh, god, I
wish my dad was here.
771
00:46:20,346 --> 00:46:26,053
He'd know what to do, if
he's even still out there.
772
00:46:26,088 --> 00:46:27,956
If anyone knows how to
deal with a crocodile,
773
00:46:27,991 --> 00:46:29,221
it's definitely your dad.
774
00:46:33,359 --> 00:46:33,929
Shit.
775
00:46:33,964 --> 00:46:34,831
It's Amy.
776
00:47:00,716 --> 00:47:01,583
Oh, my god.
777
00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:02,320
Fuck.
778
00:47:09,197 --> 00:47:09,932
Oh, shit.
779
00:47:09,967 --> 00:47:10,658
Shit.
780
00:47:10,693 --> 00:47:12,935
Come on, Amy, drive.
781
00:47:12,970 --> 00:47:15,135
It's relentless.
782
00:47:21,110 --> 00:47:22,241
Catch it?
783
00:47:22,276 --> 00:47:23,506
What do you mean, catch it?
784
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:27,477
Exactly that- take it
to a zoo, and tag it.
785
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:28,711
Really?
786
00:47:28,747 --> 00:47:31,481
So that thing has been rampage
at your daughter's wedding,
787
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,186
killed I don't know
how many people,
788
00:47:33,221 --> 00:47:36,024
and you want to catch
it and keep it as a pet?
789
00:47:36,059 --> 00:47:36,992
That's what I do.
790
00:47:37,027 --> 00:47:37,652
I protect animals.
791
00:47:37,687 --> 00:47:38,994
Protect them?
792
00:47:39,029 --> 00:47:41,359
What about the humans
that have died?
793
00:47:41,394 --> 00:47:46,034
So you don't
care about humans.
794
00:47:46,069 --> 00:47:47,398
Some of them.
795
00:47:47,433 --> 00:47:49,268
Well, I bet you'd have a
different view if that thing
796
00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:51,633
got your daughter.
797
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:53,338
She'll be fine.
798
00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,373
Not to put a damper on
things, but how do you know?
799
00:47:55,408 --> 00:47:57,276
That thing could have got
her like it got Tabby.
800
00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:58,541
Practically bit her in half.
801
00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:00,048
And it got the camera
man and chewed him and--
802
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:01,511
Because I know, all right.
803
00:48:04,516 --> 00:48:05,282
She'll be fine.
804
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:07,055
Yeah, that's easy
for you to say.
805
00:48:07,090 --> 00:48:09,222
It didn't attack you.
806
00:48:09,257 --> 00:48:11,719
Yes, it did.
807
00:48:11,754 --> 00:48:13,655
Shit.
808
00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:15,558
When did that happen?
809
00:48:15,593 --> 00:48:18,363
Earlier in the barn.
810
00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:19,628
Oh, god, it looks nasty.
811
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:21,300
Let me take a look.
812
00:48:24,107 --> 00:48:25,271
Shit, there it is.
813
00:48:31,015 --> 00:48:32,443
Shit, Amy's in trouble.
814
00:48:34,744 --> 00:48:39,582
Heavenly father, we beseech
you to help our friend Amy
815
00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:40,683
in her time of need.
816
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:44,257
Please forgive her her
sins, whatever they may be.
817
00:48:44,292 --> 00:48:48,525
And deliver her safely to
us, just like your son,
818
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,067
our savior, Jesus Christ,
delivered us from evil.
819
00:48:52,102 --> 00:48:52,601
Amen.
820
00:48:55,303 --> 00:48:57,732
One question, reverend.
821
00:48:57,767 --> 00:49:00,438
Where was your holy father
when the crocodile started
822
00:49:00,473 --> 00:49:02,374
to kill everyone a minute ago?
823
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,610
Why should he help Amy
what he didn't help them,
824
00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:11,317
or my parents,
wherever they are?
825
00:49:11,352 --> 00:49:13,319
Oh, I don't know.
826
00:49:13,354 --> 00:49:16,817
The Lord moves in
mysterious ways.
827
00:49:16,852 --> 00:49:19,424
Oh, yes, he does.
828
00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:28,202
He put a killer crocodile in
the middle of fucking Hampshire.
829
00:49:28,237 --> 00:49:30,171
It doesn't get much more
mysterious, does it?
830
00:49:30,206 --> 00:49:32,734
Charles, Amy is
in serious danger.
831
00:49:37,378 --> 00:49:39,510
This is where all that
yoga training pays off.
832
00:50:57,260 --> 00:51:00,723
You're safe now.
833
00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:03,165
Thank god.
834
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,926
No, thank my dad.
835
00:51:05,961 --> 00:51:08,137
Did you see him?
836
00:51:08,172 --> 00:51:10,238
No, I just know that was him.
837
00:51:10,273 --> 00:51:11,305
Oh.
838
00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:12,471
The crocodile is
still out there.
839
00:51:12,506 --> 00:51:16,739
So what are we going to do?
840
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:17,443
We wait.
841
00:51:23,913 --> 00:51:27,519
Well, I guess we know what
happened to Georgie then.
842
00:51:30,623 --> 00:51:33,756
I just wish she'd told someone
before she wandered off
843
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,197
on her own.
844
00:51:35,232 --> 00:51:36,924
That doesn't seem like her.
845
00:51:39,929 --> 00:51:41,467
That will be my dad.
846
00:51:49,246 --> 00:51:53,182
Oh.
847
00:51:53,217 --> 00:51:53,875
Oh, my god.
848
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:54,744
You're all right.
849
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:55,844
Did he get you?
850
00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:57,615
I'm fine.
851
00:51:57,650 --> 00:52:00,684
Oh, god, we need to find my dad.
852
00:52:18,968 --> 00:52:21,639
We need to get you
some proper first aid.
853
00:52:21,674 --> 00:52:22,707
OK.
854
00:52:22,742 --> 00:52:25,346
There might be a first
aid kit in the pool house.
855
00:52:25,381 --> 00:52:26,677
OK, let's go.
856
00:52:26,712 --> 00:52:27,480
Come on.
857
00:52:45,269 --> 00:52:45,927
I've got this.
858
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:23,833
It's not pretty.
859
00:53:26,409 --> 00:53:27,738
I'm sorry.
860
00:53:27,773 --> 00:53:31,071
I can't deal with her being
in the pool like that.
861
00:53:31,106 --> 00:53:32,512
We'll move her in a minute.
862
00:53:36,111 --> 00:53:37,044
Right.
863
00:53:37,079 --> 00:53:39,013
Let's see what we can do.
864
00:53:39,048 --> 00:53:43,391
You know, I've never seen
this side to you before.
865
00:53:43,426 --> 00:53:46,955
I thought you were just this
womanizing playboy guy who
866
00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:50,563
told women he saved
leopards for a living.
867
00:53:50,598 --> 00:53:53,830
But I don't think
that's the real you.
868
00:53:53,865 --> 00:53:57,537
After my wife died,
I was the real me.
869
00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,707
It is the real me.
870
00:54:02,742 --> 00:54:04,280
Maybe you're living in the past.
871
00:54:07,142 --> 00:54:07,811
Maybe.
872
00:54:10,552 --> 00:54:11,947
There, try that.
873
00:54:14,622 --> 00:54:17,084
You know, for someone
without a proper job,
874
00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:18,019
you're pretty useful.
875
00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:26,533
Maybe we need to work
on your flirting a bit.
876
00:54:34,807 --> 00:54:36,939
It's Lisa.
877
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,138
Where?
878
00:54:38,173 --> 00:54:40,140
She's trying to send a message.
879
00:54:40,175 --> 00:54:40,844
Top window.
880
00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:57,696
Is that Morse code?
881
00:54:57,731 --> 00:55:00,028
Yeah, she remembers.
882
00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:01,568
Wow.
883
00:55:01,603 --> 00:55:03,537
What's she saying?
884
00:55:03,572 --> 00:55:05,473
Charlie's wounded.
885
00:55:05,508 --> 00:55:07,640
Are you OK?
886
00:55:07,675 --> 00:55:09,004
Thank god for text speak.
887
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,174
Question for you, reverend.
888
00:55:14,209 --> 00:55:15,483
Yes.
889
00:55:15,518 --> 00:55:16,814
Being a man of the
cloth, why do you
890
00:55:16,849 --> 00:55:19,487
think God has done
something like this?
891
00:55:19,522 --> 00:55:22,985
If I say, he moves
in mysterious ways--
892
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,525
Wouldn't cut it.
893
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,088
Well, then I don't
know, I'm afraid.
894
00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:28,496
I'm stumped.
895
00:55:28,531 --> 00:55:30,597
You don't think it's
because we're all evil,
896
00:55:30,632 --> 00:55:32,126
we deserve to die?
897
00:55:32,161 --> 00:55:32,797
No.
898
00:55:32,832 --> 00:55:33,127
No.
899
00:55:33,162 --> 00:55:33,798
No.
900
00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:34,599
No.
901
00:55:34,634 --> 00:55:36,163
There's lots of
good people here.
902
00:55:36,198 --> 00:55:36,867
There were.
903
00:55:43,645 --> 00:55:47,141
You know, I do wonder.
904
00:55:47,176 --> 00:55:49,143
All these natural disasters--
905
00:55:49,178 --> 00:55:54,951
hurricanes, floods, fires--
people that survive,
906
00:55:54,986 --> 00:55:57,855
they often thank
God to be alive.
907
00:55:57,890 --> 00:56:00,627
But it's the ones that
die I think about.
908
00:56:00,662 --> 00:56:01,859
What did they do?
909
00:56:01,894 --> 00:56:04,092
If God sent the
hurricane and the floods,
910
00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:08,602
why did he let some people die
and some survive, you know?
911
00:56:08,637 --> 00:56:11,704
So what do you think
your purpose is here?
912
00:56:11,739 --> 00:56:13,607
Is this some kind of test?
913
00:56:13,642 --> 00:56:15,510
Or is it just a coincidence?
914
00:56:15,545 --> 00:56:18,645
I don't believe in
such thing as coincidences.
915
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,549
You do think it
happened for a reason.
916
00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:23,144
Whatever reasons they may be.
917
00:56:23,179 --> 00:56:24,717
Who knows?
918
00:56:24,752 --> 00:56:27,819
Maybe this is your moment,
your martyr moment.
919
00:56:31,528 --> 00:56:34,595
Maybe you're the
one that's going
920
00:56:34,630 --> 00:56:37,191
to save us and deliver us.
921
00:56:37,226 --> 00:56:37,895
Maybe.
922
00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:42,064
Right.
923
00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:45,573
My dad is in the pool
house with Amy and V.
924
00:56:45,608 --> 00:56:47,234
The croc is doing
laps of this house.
925
00:56:47,269 --> 00:56:51,579
So we just need to time it right
so we can get them over here.
926
00:56:51,614 --> 00:56:53,075
Where do you want me?
927
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,076
You stay here.
928
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:56,749
You call to me as soon
as you see it coming.
929
00:56:56,784 --> 00:56:58,751
I'll signal to
them from upstairs.
930
00:56:58,786 --> 00:57:02,051
And then we just need
somebody by the back door.
931
00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:02,788
Allow me.
932
00:57:06,057 --> 00:57:06,693
OK.
933
00:57:16,837 --> 00:57:18,034
I'm not seeing it.
934
00:57:18,069 --> 00:57:19,706
It's going for the pool house.
935
00:57:29,718 --> 00:57:30,783
Wait.
936
00:57:30,818 --> 00:57:33,049
You don't think it's--
937
00:57:33,084 --> 00:57:35,282
Humans don't knock like that.
938
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:41,123
I've never seen a croc
use the door handle yet.
939
00:57:43,094 --> 00:57:43,862
Shit.
940
00:57:43,897 --> 00:57:44,962
We need to distract it.
941
00:57:44,997 --> 00:57:46,502
We need to get it
away from there.
942
00:57:48,671 --> 00:57:51,265
Wait.
943
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:54,136
Oh, my god.
944
00:57:54,171 --> 00:57:54,807
Hey!
945
00:57:54,842 --> 00:57:56,237
Hey, crocodile!
946
00:57:56,272 --> 00:57:57,645
Come and get me!
947
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,273
The reverend is using
himself as a decoy.
948
00:57:59,308 --> 00:58:02,078
You tell me as soon
as the coast is clear.
949
00:58:02,113 --> 00:58:04,344
Over here!
950
00:58:04,379 --> 00:58:06,280
OK, get ready.
951
00:58:27,402 --> 00:58:28,269
Go.
952
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:30,271
Come on.
953
00:58:47,730 --> 00:58:48,696
Hey.
954
00:58:48,731 --> 00:58:49,697
Hey.
955
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,649
God does work in
mysterious ways.
956
00:59:14,449 --> 00:59:15,415
Easy.
957
00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:16,889
Easy.
958
00:59:16,924 --> 00:59:18,726
What's wrong?
959
00:59:18,761 --> 00:59:20,695
Just a bit of collateral damage.
960
00:59:20,730 --> 00:59:22,730
I'll be fine.
961
00:59:22,765 --> 00:59:25,425
Hey.
962
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:28,703
So is this all of us?
963
00:59:28,738 --> 00:59:30,298
What are your thoughts?
964
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,773
Why is this thing here?
965
00:59:32,808 --> 00:59:34,302
Did someone put it here?
966
00:59:34,337 --> 00:59:35,908
No.
967
00:59:35,943 --> 00:59:41,216
I found its nest, and
half a tent, and this.
968
00:59:44,952 --> 00:59:46,380
I don't know why it's here.
969
00:59:46,415 --> 00:59:48,217
I don't know how it survived.
970
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:49,922
But that's why I
need to capture it.
971
00:59:49,957 --> 00:59:52,122
Capture it?
972
00:59:52,157 --> 00:59:52,859
Whoa.
973
00:59:52,894 --> 00:59:54,927
Like take it alive?
974
00:59:54,962 --> 00:59:57,094
Mate, I know you're all
for saving the wildlife.
975
00:59:57,129 --> 01:00:00,394
But that thing has killed dozens
of people, including my family.
976
01:00:00,429 --> 01:00:01,835
And it's trying to get us.
977
01:00:01,870 --> 01:00:04,673
Now, if it's easier to
kill it, I say, kill it.
978
01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:06,741
I agree.
979
01:00:06,776 --> 01:00:11,779
Dad, I know you want to save
it, but that thing is dangerous.
980
01:00:11,814 --> 01:00:12,780
You're already injured.
981
01:00:12,815 --> 01:00:14,144
Can we please just be sensible?
982
01:00:18,249 --> 01:00:22,482
If we can capture it, if it's
at all possible, let's do that.
983
01:00:22,517 --> 01:00:23,791
So now what?
984
01:00:23,826 --> 01:00:24,990
We stay put.
985
01:00:25,025 --> 01:00:27,355
We batten down the
hatches, keep it out.
986
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:28,389
We've got food.
987
01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:30,831
We can survive until
someone comes to help us,
988
01:00:30,866 --> 01:00:33,801
or we can find some
opportunity to escape.
989
01:00:33,836 --> 01:00:37,838
In the meantime, we
shut and bolt the doors.
990
01:00:37,873 --> 01:00:38,839
We shut the windows.
991
01:00:38,874 --> 01:00:39,906
We double check them.
992
01:00:39,941 --> 01:00:41,402
And we make weapons--
993
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:45,472
knives, sticks, boiling water,
whatever we can-- to hurt it,
994
01:00:45,507 --> 01:00:47,507
to slow it down, to trap it.
995
01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:49,410
We make this place a fortress.
996
01:00:53,856 --> 01:00:55,790
I don't see the point in this.
997
01:00:55,825 --> 01:00:57,022
It's a hotel.
998
01:00:57,057 --> 01:00:58,452
It's not like we're
going to find heavy duty
999
01:00:58,487 --> 01:01:01,928
rope or a tranquilizer gun.
1000
01:01:01,963 --> 01:01:08,264
If you do find a tranquilizer
gun, use it on me.
1001
01:01:08,299 --> 01:01:10,299
It's starting to sting a little.
1002
01:01:32,587 --> 01:01:34,895
Nothing up there but a
load of old bed sheets.
1003
01:01:34,930 --> 01:01:36,930
I only found a couple
of kitchen knives.
1004
01:01:36,965 --> 01:01:40,428
I don't think anyone expected
this place to be under siege.
1005
01:01:40,463 --> 01:01:42,738
I found a fire poker
and croquet mallets.
1006
01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:51,043
What are these?
1007
01:01:51,078 --> 01:01:52,308
They're clothes.
1008
01:01:52,343 --> 01:01:55,443
They're your
clothes, aren't they?
1009
01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:56,884
Uh--
1010
01:01:56,919 --> 01:01:58,578
You were wearing
them last night.
1011
01:01:58,613 --> 01:01:59,788
I remember.
1012
01:01:59,823 --> 01:02:02,252
There are photos of us together.
1013
01:02:02,287 --> 01:02:05,123
So what were they doing
stashed downstairs?
1014
01:02:05,158 --> 01:02:09,061
I went on a walk last night
after everyone had gone to bed.
1015
01:02:09,096 --> 01:02:12,229
And I was a little drunk.
1016
01:02:12,264 --> 01:02:14,000
I couldn't see
where I was going.
1017
01:02:14,035 --> 01:02:17,531
And I walked face
first into the pond.
1018
01:02:17,566 --> 01:02:20,105
When I got back, I
threw them down there,
1019
01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:22,437
because I didn't want anyone
to see me soaking wet.
1020
01:02:26,883 --> 01:02:30,544
I cut myself when
I was in the pond.
1021
01:02:30,579 --> 01:02:34,383
They've got to have a sign,
or a fence, or something.
1022
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:34,955
It's insane.
1023
01:02:34,990 --> 01:02:36,957
Bullshit.
1024
01:02:36,992 --> 01:02:38,585
You were Georgie, weren't you?
1025
01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:40,026
No.
1026
01:02:40,061 --> 01:02:41,863
Don't lie to me.
1027
01:02:41,898 --> 01:02:42,897
I know you were with her.
1028
01:02:42,932 --> 01:02:44,228
Just tell me the truth.
1029
01:02:44,263 --> 01:02:47,935
I know you've always
had a thing for her.
1030
01:02:47,970 --> 01:02:50,102
OK, we went on
the walk together.
1031
01:02:50,137 --> 01:02:52,368
But that's all that happened.
1032
01:02:52,403 --> 01:02:53,369
I swear.
1033
01:02:53,404 --> 01:02:58,539
The crocodile attacked
her, and I freaked out.
1034
01:02:58,574 --> 01:03:01,641
You fucking liar.
1035
01:03:01,676 --> 01:03:03,280
Do you know how I know?
1036
01:03:03,315 --> 01:03:06,514
Because I've told
plenty of lies.
1037
01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:09,583
I should drag you out there,
feed you to the fucking crocs.
1038
01:03:09,618 --> 01:03:11,959
Dad, stop, please.
1039
01:03:11,994 --> 01:03:13,290
Tell me why I shouldn't.
1040
01:03:13,325 --> 01:03:16,865
Punishment usually
needs to fit the crime.
1041
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:17,624
Oh, it does.
1042
01:03:17,659 --> 01:03:20,066
Stop.
1043
01:03:20,101 --> 01:03:21,903
Enough people have died today.
1044
01:03:21,938 --> 01:03:23,399
We don't need to
go there, no matter
1045
01:03:23,434 --> 01:03:27,172
how much you think .
1046
01:03:27,207 --> 01:03:28,041
I'm so sorry.
1047
01:03:28,076 --> 01:03:30,472
It meant nothing.
1048
01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:33,475
God, what an excuse.
1049
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:38,084
So when you proposed to
me, did that mean nothing?
1050
01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:40,020
Or our wedding vows,
if we had got that far,
1051
01:03:40,055 --> 01:03:42,550
would they have meant nothing?
1052
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:46,488
I'm so done with you.
1053
01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:47,192
Asshole.
1054
01:03:55,070 --> 01:03:57,103
I'll be right back.
1055
01:03:57,138 --> 01:04:01,008
You, don't say a word.
1056
01:04:01,043 --> 01:04:04,341
And you, give me that.
1057
01:04:14,089 --> 01:04:19,026
My life is a mess, Amy.
1058
01:04:19,061 --> 01:04:20,357
God, it's a disaster.
1059
01:04:23,032 --> 01:04:26,231
I have a pointless
job that serves
1060
01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:30,004
no real purpose, something
my dad likes to remind me
1061
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:33,370
of every time he sees me.
1062
01:04:33,405 --> 01:04:37,539
My wedding day has gone
from shit to worse.
1063
01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:39,607
And I just found
out that my fiancee
1064
01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:45,217
has been shagging one of
my friends, my friend who
1065
01:04:45,252 --> 01:04:46,317
is now dead.
1066
01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:53,423
And to top it off, we
are still being hunted
1067
01:04:53,458 --> 01:04:55,656
by the crocodile from hell.
1068
01:04:58,430 --> 01:04:59,693
I'm not going to lie--
1069
01:04:59,728 --> 01:05:03,972
you're not living your
best life right now.
1070
01:05:04,007 --> 01:05:06,436
But your job isn't pointless.
1071
01:05:06,471 --> 01:05:09,637
Millions of people
appreciate what you do.
1072
01:05:09,672 --> 01:05:13,509
And as for Charlie, it's a
good job you found out now.
1073
01:05:13,544 --> 01:05:15,412
Imagine if you'd married him.
1074
01:05:15,447 --> 01:05:18,184
Once a cheat, always a cheat.
1075
01:05:18,219 --> 01:05:20,318
True.
1076
01:05:20,353 --> 01:05:22,122
We're going to avenge
your friend's death
1077
01:05:22,157 --> 01:05:24,586
and kill that damn crocodile.
1078
01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:25,994
Yeah.
1079
01:05:26,029 --> 01:05:27,259
Good.
1080
01:05:27,294 --> 01:05:29,195
Is there anything else
I can help you with?
1081
01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:32,330
Yeah, make me a sandwich.
1082
01:05:32,365 --> 01:05:33,628
I'm fucking starving.
1083
01:06:07,466 --> 01:06:11,765
So what, we just wait
until someone finds us?
1084
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,240
I guess so.
1085
01:06:14,275 --> 01:06:17,144
It could take ages.
1086
01:06:17,179 --> 01:06:18,475
I know.
1087
01:06:18,510 --> 01:06:20,675
And we don't even have
the Wi-Fi to entertain us.
1088
01:06:25,121 --> 01:06:27,715
Oh, guess I'll
make a ..
1089
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:29,222
Good idea.
1090
01:06:29,257 --> 01:06:30,685
I'll see if anyone
else wants one.
1091
01:06:55,118 --> 01:06:56,513
It's in the house!
1092
01:06:56,548 --> 01:06:58,449
The crocodile's in the house!
1093
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,388
It's inside.
1094
01:07:03,423 --> 01:07:04,191
It's down there.
1095
01:07:06,393 --> 01:07:08,393
It can't climb stairs, can it?
1096
01:07:08,428 --> 01:07:09,889
It'll figure them out.
1097
01:07:09,924 --> 01:07:11,660
We need to block the stairs.
1098
01:07:41,428 --> 01:07:43,857
Oh, fuck sake.
1099
01:07:45,564 --> 01:07:45,892
OK.
1100
01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:47,531
Well--
1101
01:07:47,566 --> 01:07:47,894
OK.
1102
01:07:50,701 --> 01:07:54,307
--that should stop it for now.
1103
01:07:54,342 --> 01:07:56,210
Lisa, are you OK?
1104
01:07:56,245 --> 01:07:58,674
Yeah, we're all right.
1105
01:07:58,709 --> 01:08:01,149
I'm not sure I trust
this door, though.
1106
01:08:01,184 --> 01:08:01,875
Stay there.
1107
01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:03,316
I'll figure it out.
1108
01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,255
You guys OK?
1109
01:08:08,290 --> 01:08:09,751
Yeah.
1110
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:10,452
What now?
1111
01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:13,359
I have a revolver in the car.
1112
01:08:13,394 --> 01:08:15,889
You've had a gun
this whole time?
1113
01:08:15,924 --> 01:08:17,891
I keep it for emergencies.
1114
01:08:17,926 --> 01:08:21,862
And it's only just now
become an emergency?
1115
01:08:21,897 --> 01:08:23,633
Yeah, there's one problem.
1116
01:08:23,668 --> 01:08:25,668
The keys are on the
stand next to my coat.
1117
01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:44,984
That's the end of it.
1118
01:08:45,019 --> 01:08:45,688
Yeah.
1119
01:08:54,369 --> 01:08:55,533
Come on then.
1120
01:09:00,639 --> 01:09:02,001
Where the fuck's the croc?
1121
01:09:02,036 --> 01:09:03,211
I don't know.
1122
01:09:08,977 --> 01:09:13,650
We got them!
1123
01:09:16,688 --> 01:09:17,918
I'm going out the window.
1124
01:09:24,729 --> 01:09:25,464
Good luck.
1125
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,466
Cock it.
1126
01:10:33,501 --> 01:10:34,060
Undo safety.
1127
01:11:50,677 --> 01:11:54,074
Dylan, kill this thing now!
1128
01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:03,622
Dad, what was that?
1129
01:12:06,154 --> 01:12:11,498
That .
1130
01:12:11,533 --> 01:12:15,733
Now, listen, it's
up to you to now.
1131
01:12:15,768 --> 01:12:18,571
You're going to have to
work out how to kill it.
1132
01:12:18,606 --> 01:12:22,168
Remember everything
I've taught you.
1133
01:12:22,203 --> 01:12:24,203
Use your initiative.
1134
01:12:24,238 --> 01:12:26,513
I know you can do it.
1135
01:12:26,548 --> 01:12:27,041
OK.
1136
01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:38,525
All right, think.
1137
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:39,185
Think.
1138
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:39,988
What do we have?
1139
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:43,431
What can we use?
1140
01:12:43,466 --> 01:12:45,730
You lure it in.
1141
01:12:45,765 --> 01:12:49,437
I'll cave it's
head in with this.
1142
01:12:49,472 --> 01:12:50,966
You're on your own there.
1143
01:12:51,001 --> 01:12:51,900
No.
1144
01:12:51,936 --> 01:12:54,134
No, I think we need
less direct methods.
1145
01:13:04,553 --> 01:13:06,179
Glass will slow it down.
1146
01:13:06,214 --> 01:13:09,017
Yeah, but then what?
1147
01:13:16,763 --> 01:13:19,258
We set fire to it.
1148
01:13:19,293 --> 01:13:21,865
I like the way you think.
1149
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:24,868
And we have flares.
1150
01:13:24,903 --> 01:13:29,807
So we take the flares, and we
guide it to an outbuilding,
1151
01:13:29,842 --> 01:13:32,744
and shut the door,
and set fire to it.
1152
01:13:32,779 --> 01:13:34,680
We could use the pool house.
1153
01:13:34,715 --> 01:13:36,880
We could drop it in the pool.
1154
01:13:36,915 --> 01:13:37,447
No.
1155
01:13:37,482 --> 01:13:39,080
No, it'd just climb out.
1156
01:13:39,115 --> 01:13:40,114
Well, can we drain it?
1157
01:13:45,924 --> 01:13:47,055
Maybe we don't have to.
1158
01:13:57,573 --> 01:13:59,265
What's that?
1159
01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:02,774
It's venison from Neil's farm.
1160
01:14:02,809 --> 01:14:05,843
It's supposed to be for dinner.
1161
01:14:05,878 --> 01:14:08,241
Well, don't fuck this up.
1162
01:14:08,276 --> 01:14:10,815
I mean, shame to waste it.
1163
01:14:25,095 --> 01:14:26,094
Make her proud.
1164
01:16:11,465 --> 01:16:13,102
Come on.
1165
01:16:13,137 --> 01:16:13,806
Come on.
1166
01:16:23,081 --> 01:16:24,278
Guide it in the pool.
1167
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,694
Over here!
1168
01:16:38,701 --> 01:16:41,196
Come on!
1169
01:16:49,976 --> 01:16:52,108
I'm in the .
1170
01:16:58,479 --> 01:16:59,445
Go.
1171
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:00,446
Go.
1172
01:17:00,481 --> 01:17:01,150
Go.
1173
01:17:05,123 --> 01:17:06,419
Go!
1174
01:17:06,454 --> 01:17:07,123
Go!
1175
01:17:48,870 --> 01:17:50,463
It's .
1176
01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:00,880
You're late.
1177
01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:02,145
What can I say?
1178
01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:03,509
You two make a great team.
1179
01:18:06,987 --> 01:18:08,382
Thank fuck for that.
1180
01:18:17,327 --> 01:18:18,964
We need to get
you to a hospital.
1181
01:18:18,999 --> 01:18:21,164
A hospital?
1182
01:18:21,199 --> 01:18:22,398
Yes.
1183
01:18:22,434 --> 01:18:25,806
Your leg's about to drop off,
and I want you in one piece.
1184
01:18:25,841 --> 01:18:27,874
You want me in one piece?
1185
01:18:27,909 --> 01:18:29,238
Please may I have?
1186
01:18:40,086 --> 01:18:42,581
You all right?
1187
01:18:42,616 --> 01:18:43,285
Don't even.
1188
01:18:46,829 --> 01:18:48,862
I'm sorry, darling.
1189
01:18:48,897 --> 01:18:50,226
Look at it this way--
1190
01:18:50,261 --> 01:18:52,525
your honeymoon
can't be any worse.
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