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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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How would you feel about
sitting in that chair?
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That is your chair.
No.
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That chair belongs
to the president of the company.
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I'm gonna be CEO.
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What is the difference?
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Well, the president
does all the work
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and the CEO drops by
every now and then
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to criticize that work.
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So, you would be like my mother?
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Don't make it weird.
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(humming a tune)
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Good morning, my sweet.
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Why didn't you wake me up?
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That's on you.
You shouldn't
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look like an angel
when you sleep.
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Dele is not ready,
I'm going to miss my bus,
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I have not even packed my lunch.
Ah, ah, ah.
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Lunch is made,
Dele is getting dressed,
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and you can forget
about the bus,
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because today you have
a handsome chauffeur.
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Who?
Very funny.
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I thought so.
(chuckles)
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You better get used to me
treating you like a queen.
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Now that I'm the CEO,
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I can go in to work
whenever I feel like it.
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Today, I don't feel like it.
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Tomorrow's not
looking too good, either.
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I've never seen you so...
Carefree?
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Jovial? Downright giddy?
Yes.
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It's weird, right?
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It's wonderful.
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And by my calculations, you have
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30 extra minutes
to treat me like a queen.
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You want me to leave the apron
on or off?
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On.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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Oh, that is no problem.
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I'll tell the doctor.
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Okey dokey.
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Bye-bye.
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What?
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Okey dokey?
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Is that not the phrase?
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I just never heard
you say it before.
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I am in a good mood.
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Bob made me breakfast
this morning.
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Uh-huh.
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That is not a bacon,
egg and cheese smile.
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Hello, ladies.
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Hello.
Oh.
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Somebody had sex with Bob
this morning.
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Kemi.
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But I did have a good morning.
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How good?
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I had...
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two good mornings.
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All right, sock man.
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Yeah.
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Details, details.
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I've already told you
everything.
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(scoffs) Paint a picture.
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Were you sitting or standing?
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Were you in a hot tub?
A bubble bath?
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An Uber?
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I'm sorry, I'm not comfortable
talking about it.
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It's private.
Yeah, she's not you, Kemi.
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Mm-hmm.
Obviously not.
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Otherwise she would've had
three good mornings.
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(knocking)
Come in.
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Goodwin, the reporter
from Talk of Nigeria is here.
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Send him in.
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And, Kofo?
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Yes?
We're at work.
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I am your boss, you will
address me as Mr. Olayiwola.
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What about when we're at home?
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Let us keep it simple.
Just call me Mr. Olayiwola.
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Mr. Obaseki, this
is Mr. Olayiwola.
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Thank you, Kofo.
You are dismissed.
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(door closes)
Good afternoon.
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Mr. Olayiwola,
I'm honored to meet you.
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Thank you, young man.
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You may stand.
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It is a thrill to interview
a real-life business tycoon.
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It is a thrill to be one.
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Do you mind if I record
our conversation?
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No video?
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It is for the podcast.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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In my research,
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I learned that we are
from the same town in Nigeria.
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You are from Ilesa?
Yes, sir.
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Then you know
I have climbed a long way
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from my humble beginnings.
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I thought
your father was a judge.
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A humble judge.
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Only one wife.
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So, you did not want to follow
his footsteps into law?
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No.
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I made my own path,
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which led me to
the top of MaxDot Mountain.
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MaxDot Mountain.
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So eloquent.
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Sir,
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what advice do you have
for any Nigerian
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who hopes to reach
your level of success?
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They should be realistic.
Not everyone can be me.
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But for those chosen few:
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keep working, stay focused,
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and make a list
of those who doubted you.
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For vengeance?
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Exactly.
(knocking)
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Mr. Olayiwola,
Mrs. Wheeler is here to see you.
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He knows who I am.
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Who's this?
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He is a member of
the Nigerian press.
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Oh, la-di-da.
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This is Dorothy Wheeler.
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She is the "Dot" of MaxDot.
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It is a pleasure
to meet you, Madam. Likewise.
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You know, my husband and I
started this company
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selling socks out of
the trunk of our Impala.
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Fascinating!
What year was that?
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It was...
1973.
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I was a child then,
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unaware of the future
that awaited me.
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So, if Mr. Olayiwola
is president,
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what is it you do?
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Actually, I...
If I'm doing my job well,
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which I am,
she does nothing.
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Not exactly nothing.
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We work ourselves to death
in this family.
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I've got my husband's ashes
in the office,
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if you want to see them.
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All right.
(chuckles)
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Thank you
for paying us
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a visit.
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So, I guess
we're done here.
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Come by any time.
Don't be a stranger.
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I did want to talk
to you about... Okay, bye-bye.
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It was such an honor
to meet Mrs. Wheeler.
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You know the Yoruba saying,
"ori e dale"?
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Oh! Her head is not right?
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So you see what
I'm dealing with.
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What's his rush?
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Maybe he has a job
to go back to.
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Poor bastard.
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Ooh, lentil soup.
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I got a coupon for that.
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When did you become a housewife?
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That's a little offensive.
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I prefer the term
"stay-at-home Bob."
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Ooh, flavored croutons.
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Well, I am sure you have
other things planned.
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Maybe check in at work?
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No thanks.
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Oh. Bacon bits.
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Well, I must say,
you do seem happy.
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Are you kidding? Normally,
I'd be stuck behind my desk,
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screaming at a supplier,
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with a vein
popping out of my neck.
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Well, a bulging vein
is a sign of hard work.
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It's also a sign
of heart disease.
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Look at all the chips.
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Bob, I am worried about you.
Why?
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This is not who you are.
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Y-You are a man
who builds things,
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who has a vision and then
makes that vision come true.
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Yeah, and today I'm
envisioning lunch.
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And then what?
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Oh, I got big plans.
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A new business venture?
No.
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But I am gonna fulfill
a lifelong dream.
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Ugh.
Americans and their dreams.
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See? The stitching
on the toe seam is loose.
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Pull the batch and check
the rest of the shipment.
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Already taken care of, boss.
Well done, Douglas.
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You really think so?
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Why else would I have said it?
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To get me to go away.
It's what my mom does.
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Oh, Douglas, when did you
lose your self-respect?
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Fourth grade.
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Kofo.
Hmm?
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Call Mr. Andrews at
Target and tell him
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their order will be short.
I will make a note.
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No notes. Call him now.
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Yes, Mr. Olayiwola.
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It is ringing.
DOUGLAS: You know what?
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It was actually third grade.
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DOTTIE:
What's going on?
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Nobody told me we were
having a meeting.
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It was in the group chat.
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What the hell is a group chat?
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I would have knocked
on your door,
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but I know you like
to take a nap after lunch.
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Hello,
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this is Kofo Olanipekun,
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calling from MaxDot
for Mr. Andrews.
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I am on the hold.
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We got a defective shipment.
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I found it,
and Goodwin gave me an attaboy.
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Uh-huh.
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A real one.
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Right, boss?
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I really like this hold music.
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I think it might be my jam.
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We need to pull
the entire order.
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It is already taken care of.
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Please, feel free to go back
to your office and rest.
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I wasn't napping.
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We should get hold music
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like this. I am waiting,
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but I am having fun.
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Douglas,
come with me.
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Let's see if we have
enough stock to fill the order.
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I'm his right-hand man.
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Is there anything I can do?
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KOFO:
Hello, Bill. How is it hanging,
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my friend?
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Target.
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(chuckles): Yes.
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But I'm the "Dot" in MaxDot.
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It's a terrible thing to say,
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but this is
my favorite kind of patient.
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Unconscious?
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You got it.
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(phone vibrates)
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(phone vibrates)
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(phone vibrates)
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Is that Bob again?
Yes.
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I know everything
he has eaten today.
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(phone vibrates)
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Maybe you should
change your number.
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I'm actually thinking about it.
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(phone vibrates)
(sighs)
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Ugh, now he's calling me.
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What?
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BOB:
I'm outside.
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Outside where?
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Outside the hospital, come down.
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I want to show you something.
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(sighs) Okay.
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And make it fast,
I'm in the ambulance lane.
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SECURITY GUARD:
Sir!
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You can't put your boat there.
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Hang on.
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Look what I got!
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So, what do you think?
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You bought a boat?
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I bought a boat.
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You need to move it!
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You're not a real cop.
You know that, right?
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Wh-Why did you buy a boat?
Because it's the only place
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I can wear this hat.
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I got you one, too.
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First Mate Abishola,
come aboard!
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No, I'm at work.
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You bought a boat?
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I bought a boat!
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He bought a boat.
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A big-ass boat.
Hey,
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check out the horn.
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(horn blares)
SECURITY GUARD: Sir!
265
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:04,064
You have to move your boat!
266
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:16,276
Douglas, why don't I see
a truck by the loading dock?
267
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,746
'Cause we already packed her up
and sent her on her way.
268
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,813
We're working on tomorrow's.
269
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,214
Excellent.
270
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,150
I'm proud of you
for getting ahead.
271
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,752
(chuckles)
Dude.
272
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,588
What are you doing?
273
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,656
I don't know, man.
274
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,391
This is new for me, too.
275
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,294
Okay, let go of me now.
Sorry.
276
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,769
Can I get everyone's attention?
277
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,671
Because of all
of your hard work,
278
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,841
our future
is brighter than ever.
279
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,310
You are all living proof
280
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,946
that the American dream
is alive and well
281
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,715
at MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery!
282
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,796
I'm his right-hand man!
283
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,934
How awesome is this, huh?
284
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,769
Very awesome.
285
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,839
It'll be better in the water,
but you get the idea.
286
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,673
I do not.
287
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,542
Hey, Tom.
288
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,545
Check it out.
Got a boat.
289
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,447
He's jealous.
290
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,350
So, you are going to drive this
around the lake?
291
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,752
Oh, you don't drive a boat,
honey, you steer it.
292
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,755
So, you are going to steer it
around the lake?
293
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,124
Well, eventually, yeah.
294
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,559
I mean, I got to get
a license, take a test,
295
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,028
learn about tides
and the moon.
296
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,463
You know, sailor stuff.
297
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,766
And this is all
so you can become a fisherman?
298
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,135
What? Ugh! No.
299
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,970
This is so we can
live on island time.
300
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,806
But if you want to fish, that's
great, we'll get you a rod.
301
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,274
I do not want to fish!
302
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,109
Whoa, calm down.
303
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,778
Let the rocking
of the boat relax you.
304
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,548
There is no rocking.
305
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,717
We are in the driveway.
What is happening to you?
306
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,287
I'm sorry, I should've given you
a heads-up. But I'm still me.
307
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,889
I'm still the guy you married.
308
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,724
I'm just a captain now.
309
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,461
(phone rings)
310
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,496
Hi, Mom.
311
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,631
Hey, Bobby. Are you busy?
312
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,833
Little bit.
313
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,734
Okay, I don't
want to bother you.
314
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,370
All right.
315
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,772
You know,
on a calm day,
316
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,775
this baby could
get up to 50 knots.
317
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,711
I just got to figure out
what a knot is.
318
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,413
(phone rings)
319
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,849
What, Mom?
320
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,418
I just wanted to know when
you were coming back to work.
321
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,020
Why would I want to do that?
322
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,454
I don't know,
323
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,823
make sure Goodwin doesn't
screw things up too much.
324
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,292
Well, has he?
325
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,027
No.
326
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,395
All right,
327
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,130
I'm gonna hang up and
enjoy my new boat.
328
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,764
You bought a boat?
329
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,101
I bought a boat.
Abishola, tell her.
330
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,303
He bought a boat.
331
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,249
(laughing)
332
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,220
Are you laughing at my feet?
333
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,023
You're laughing at my feet,
aren't you?
334
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,724
I lived on a commune for a year,
335
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,692
didn't wear shoes
the whole time.
336
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,230
This condition
is called farm foot.
337
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,866
(phone rings)
338
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,402
Hi, Mom.
339
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,770
I was wrong.
340
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,973
I should have never
let Bob run the company.
341
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,407
It should've been you.
342
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,875
Are you drunk?
343
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,077
Yes.
344
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,146
But I mean what I say.
345
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,413
Please come back.
346
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,414
This is where I belong.
347
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,383
They appreciate me here.
348
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,086
I appreciate you, too,
sweetheart.
349
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,588
You're smart, you're talented,
350
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,391
and I don't want to
run this place without you.
351
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,826
I'm sorry, I can't.
352
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,828
But I want you to know
that it really means a lot...
353
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,965
(blows raspberries)
I'll call Douglas.
354
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,201
(sighs)
355
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,103
That was my mom.
356
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,705
The reason I have farm foot.
357
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,623
(sighs)
358
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,833
Oh! (laughing)
359
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:46,980
(scoffs) All right,
so Nigerians do fake news, too.
360
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,418
What, I don't deserve
lights anymore? Oh!
361
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,719
Mrs. Wheeler.
362
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,921
I did not know you were here.
Yeah,
363
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,356
nobody does.
364
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,690
Is everything okay?
365
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,527
For MaxDot, yeah,
everything's great.
366
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,430
But for Dottie Wheeler...
not so much.
367
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,198
I am sorry you feel that way.
368
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,699
Is there anything I can do?
369
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,836
Yeah, stop being
so damn fantastic at your job.
370
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,705
Oh, I cannot do that,
Mrs. Wheeler.
371
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,108
Fantastic is my sweet spot.
372
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,577
I get it.
373
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,579
Back when Max and I
started this company,
374
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,815
we worked 16 hours a day,
seven days a week.
375
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,951
I remember when
we got our first
376
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,253
department store order,
377
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,920
you would've thought
we won the lottery.
378
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,322
We went out and had
379
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,557
a big steak dinner,
380
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,192
and then got drunk
off our asses
381
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,626
and screwed like bunnies.
382
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,698
Uh, many parts of that story
were nice.
383
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,034
But that's all over.
384
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,969
It's your turn now.
No.
385
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,372
MaxDot will always
be a family business,
386
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,374
and you are
the head of that family.
387
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,076
Thank you.
388
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,943
You're lying, but thank you.
389
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,379
No, I'm not.
390
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,182
I was raised
to respect my elders.
391
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,449
In my culture,
392
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,751
they are revered
as a source of wisdom.
393
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,020
Yeah, well, in my culture,
they dump you in Florida
394
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,190
the minute you forget
your middle name.
395
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,925
I am sorry if I gave you
the wrong idea.
396
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,194
I need you to guide me
397
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,695
as I do my best to honor
398
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,963
what you and your husband built.
399
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,732
Hmm.
400
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,934
That's something
Bob never said to me.
401
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,136
(chuckles)
402
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,504
Did you hear he bought a boat?
403
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,606
Yeah, I heard. Schmuck.
404
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,774
(laughs)
All right.
405
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,144
I will leave you.
Have a good night.
406
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,878
Good night, Goodwin.
407
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,914
And... thanks.
408
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,549
Thank you.
409
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,551
Uh, it's Phyllis,
by the way.
410
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,553
What?
My middle name.
411
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,522
Still sharp as a tack.
412
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,923
(laughing)
413
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:45,565
Keep smiling, you son of
a bitch, I'm coming for you.
414
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,808
Bob, your boat is awesome.
415
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,277
It's our boat, buddy.
416
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,212
When are we gonna
take it out on the lake?
417
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,214
What, this isn't fun?
418
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,949
Not really.
419
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,153
I'm sorry, man,
you want to honk the horn?
420
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,322
Not really.
421
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,224
When I heard about this,
422
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,225
I was worried
that you were having
423
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,761
some kind of mental breakdown.
424
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,095
But I was wrong.
425
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,665
It is magical.
426
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,067
We are sitting in his driveway.
427
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,102
In a boat.
428
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,871
In a boat!
429
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,207
A toast to leaving
the workaday world behind
430
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,808
and living the good life.
431
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,943
(all toast)
432
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,581
Mmm. Did you sign up
for your boating class?
433
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,350
Nah, I got to learn
how to swim first.
434
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,727
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