All language subtitles for [English] Happy Enemy episode 17 - 1198457v [DownSub.com]

[Unessential Beautiful Little Things]

♫ Sometimes when people ask for my address ♫

♫ I'll point to you and say it's wherever you are ♫

♫ Love, this unessential but beautiful little thing ♫

♫ Made you busy for a while, like driving in the wrong direction ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

♫ Even if the sun loses the Earth ♫

♫ It still has the universe ♫

♫ So I love you twice as much ♫

♫ Love you ♫

♫ Dazzling like fireworks ♫

♫ No need for me to burn or create it, but you bring me beauty ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

♫ Even if the sun loses the Earth ♫

♫ It still has the universe ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ So I love you twice as much ♫

Timing and Subtitles by ✨ The Twist of Fate Team 💘 @Viki.com

Thank you for today, treating me to dinner.

And for this.

I've always wanted to give you a present

but I didn't know what you liked.

Thankfully you said it yourself today, or else it would've taken me more than 800 years to think of something.

You're too honest and cute.

Taking my joke so seriously.

None of that matters. Just spoil her like a princess.

I'm serious. I listen to every sentence and word you say.

Whatever you say, as long as it's within my ability, I'll do my best.

Whatever I say?

What if it's something ridiculous?

If it's something ridiculous, I'll still reluctantly do it.

Really?

♫ I just want to hear you say ♫

♫ Looking into your eyes ♫

♫ With a distance like this ♫

♫ I can really believe ♫

♫ I just want to hear you say ♫

♫ Say the words "I do" ♫

♫ With a tone like this ♫

Dad!

Dad! Look!

I got a notification for an interview!

- From the company we looked at last time?
- Yes.

Management trainee for a global company!

Wow! That's great!

The head of HR even called me

to say that my resume was great!

Really? Wow, that's good.

Even though it's just an interview, I'll make sure to prepare

and perfect my practice interviews!

Practice interview?

Summon me whenever. I can help.

Oh, sure.

Dad, you're going to dance downstairs later?

Yeah. The activity you started.

Now that I've heard your good news,

I'll be more energetic when I dance later!

Sure! I'll dance with you all downstairs later.

And to say hi to the hot teacher, Ruo Fan.

- Should I save you a good seat?
- Sure.

Right. I should lose 3kg before the interview.

So that I can interview in a perfect condition.

Great!

Today, we are gathered in this meeting to brainstorm

and to cure our men of this disease they caught.

Please speak, key participant Li Shu.

My man secretly dances at home secretly.

And he's always in a daze, it's very strange.

Please speak.

My husband is even stranger.

These days he just stares

drools, and even makes pig noises.

Pig noises?

I don't think Da Tong makes pig noises.

I'm telling you, they have different personalities.

I think from the noises Jin Chiang was making,

he sounds like a native Taiwanese boar.

If that's the case, then my Jian Nan is a musk pig.

You guys know it right, the kind that sniffs for truffles.

Ahem.

Everyone, please focus and not stray away from the topic.

Yes sir.

The reason for the disease is simple. These men

are like this is because they turned into

perverted pigs.

From Yuan Yuan and my secret investigations,

all the problems started with this woman's

body.

A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye. We need to let these men

know about the power of us, avengers!

That's right, we also have a lot to offer.

Our community really has a lot of tigers and dragons.

Li Shu, when you're talking to us,

- can you speak Chinese?
- Why?

Why? Because you—

Because,

because we're not that good at English and we can't understand.

I was talking about *crouching tiger and hidden dragon! You don't even understand this? OMG.
(*people with special hidden talents.)

We should be the ones saying oh my god.

I'm used to it.

Fine, I'll try to remember to remind myself

when around you guys, no English.

No English.

Okay.

Female comrades of the Good Morning Community,

let's gather. We are the A!

Ven! Gers!

Let's go!

You're here to borrow something again?

I'm here to tell you some good news.

You can pay me back?

Or, you found my razor? My shampoo?

A company invited me for an interview.

I told you, I can do it myself.

That's impossible. How can your resume be better than my 2.0 version?

[Dear Ms. Wu Pei Pei, I am Young, Head of HR at Tai Bang International. We saw your application for the "International Management Trainee position and are very interested. We hope you can visit for an interview, thank you!]

International management trainee?

It might be a scam. Look out for yourself.

Lee Yu Hsuan, are you jealous? Why do you keep cursing me?

I'm not jealous.

I saw a lot of similar cases on TV,

8 out of 10 companies hiring international management trainees are a scam.

Well, this company isn't like that.

How do you know?

Look. I've researched about it.

This company is registered for business

and is hiring on a legal platform. It'll be fine.

Sure. You're smart this time.

But don't you need to prepare for the interview? Don't go there with an empty mind.

Of course. This time, I've thought about my self-introduction.

I'm going to tell them all of my work experience

to let the hiring team know

that these experiences are helpful to my life experience.

You've become smarter.

Of course. I am on way to 90 points!

But...

But what?

Can you go to the interview with me?

I thought you didn't need me. You can ask Jun Kai, you're best friends with him.

Jun Kai is finally in a relationship,

I can't disturb him.

You can ask your dad to take you there on his little scooter.

I don't want him to wait outside like he did when I was a student.

- He's going to be nervous.
- Nervous?

You don't think I'm going to be nervous, dress-destroyer?

Hey! You're not going to be nervous.

You're just going to wait and see if I passed, and to laugh at me.

I won't do that.

So, you're saying yes?

Thank you! You are my hero!

Aren't you on your way to 90 points? Go.

Before becoming 90 points, I need to recharge.

Pei Pei.

What?

Good luck.

Okay.

[Good Morning Community]

If you want to lose weight, you have to move!

- Move and lose weight.
- Lose weight!

1, 2, 3, 4, you can do it!

Raise your hands!

Pei Pei, good job!

Dads in the back, come on!

1, 2, 3, 4, express yourself!

1, 2, 3, 4, express yourself!

I wasn't going to be able to come today,

but Yuan Yuan suddenly went grocery shopping.

I rushed down here.

Same for me. My wife asked what I wanted to eat,

and I said a ton of stuff. I rushed down here the minute she left.

My wife went to her English lessons. This is my chance!

My wife is meditating, and I'm having delusions!

Let's work hard today and grasp the tail of youth!

1, 2, 3, 4

Express yourself!

Wu Shan Gui, you're old,

and your muscles are so stiff, be careful not to sprain your waist.

You're the weakling who never exercises,

you look out for yourself.

You two, you have a lot of energy.

People call me *"Wallace Chung of the Mountains", "Little Sunshine," that's me!
(*Hong Kong actor)

You have to talk about handsomeness on a global level.

Everyone, Taiwanese PSY!

Let's go!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime.

Music.

Music.

Woo!

I didn't know Gui Ying

could dance like that!

Her eyes are so mesmerizing!

I didn't know Yuan Yuan's body was so hot, either!

Amazing!

Pull me up.

Careful.

Mom, you were great! Mama Lee, you were so hot, and you all were so cute!

Let's all dance together!

Come on!

Yay!

Let's dance!

Ruo Fan, thanks for teaching at our community. Everyone had a great time.

No need to thank me. I had fun too.

All the dads freed themselves,

but I didn't think the moms would join too!

It's all thanks to you. You have to come again.

Of course.

I've been here so many times but I've never seen Little Flower.

Little Flower?

L-L-Little Flower?

Long time no see, Little Flower!

Excuse me, Miss, my name is not Little Flower.

Hey.

That's the biggest trauma of his life, he's not going to admit it.

Ruo Fan?

You're Zhang Ruo Fan?

You don't recognize me?

So you're the hot teacher in the crop top?

You can't recognize her now, can you?

We rarely meet high school classmates now,

let's take a selfie.

What's the purpose of the selfie?

To share it in the group chat and tell everyone how you've been doing lately.

Little Flower! Little Flower!

I didn't know Lee Yu Hsuan was so scared of you.

I'll call you again next time to teach, and to force him to a hot girl dance!

No problem. And I'll teach for free.

But, you have to give me Little Flower's recent pictures in exchange.

Everyone's wondering how he's doing.

No problem. Deal.

But don't tell him I gave them to you.

Yuan Yuan,

your house is so nice!

The interior decor, so tasteful!

Thank you, you're welcome to come over often.

Not to toot my own horn, but my house is a good place for pictures.

It's on the same level as those Instagrammable cafes!

Look at Yu Mei, more beautiful each time we see her.

It's so obvious she's in love!

Right. People say

love is the best skincare for women.

They're absolutely right.

Hey.

I'm not in love!

I'm just more interested in beauty these days.

You're right, your house

is such a good photo-spot!

Look!

I look beautiful no matter how I take the picture.

Let me see.

Wow, Yu Mei! You're so good at taking selfies!

Look. Her expression, the angles,

everything is just right. All the pictures are beautiful!

Look! Unlike me,

I have to take a dozen before I choose just one to post.

Teach me, what are your secrets? Teach me.

She does look beautiful, but

look, I can't even tell it's her.

It doesn't look like her because of the filter.

Actually,

I didn't want such a strong filter

but I just didn't want people to know my real age.

Especially Ben.

He's so much younger than me.

Yu Mei,

aren't you making good progress with Ben?

We just talk everyday. I'm not in love.

We're not there yet.

Then answer this.

Are you serious about this Ben,

or do you just want to make friends?

You have your phone in hand all day,

swiping from time to time,

always thinking your phone is ringing.

You don't want to miss a call from him.

Whatever you see,

you want to take a picture and share it with him.

Everyone who is in love looks like this.

Yu Mei, I think you're serious.

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ Even if the sun loses the Earth ♫

Then answer this.

Are you serious about this Ben,

or do you just want to make friends?

You have your phone in hand all day,

swiping from time to time,

always thinking your phone is ringing.

You don't want to miss a call from him.

Whatever you see,

you want to take a picture and share it with him.

Everyone who is in love looks like this.

Yu Mei, I think you're serious.

Actually, I've been too scared to even think about this.

I haven't even met him in person!

Yu Mei, I think

if you just want to make friends, then that's fine.

If you're serious,

be brave and face him!

Just tell him your real age and everything.

Be brave and face him?

If I face him, then the outcome will be immediate.

It's either we hit it off on the spot,

or nothing else happens.

I'm scared if nothing happens,

we can't even be friends.

I can't do it.

Yu Mei, nothing else happens?

Then that means

you're not compatible. He's not being serious,

and that's not a bad thing.

At least you won't waste your time on him,

isn't that right, Gui Ying?

Absolutely!

There are so many men besides Ben on this earth.

Don't be scared. At our age, there is nothing to be scared of!

You're right!

At this age, why should I be scared?

*A word to wake up the dreamer! Thank you guys.
(*Suddenly being clear-minded after words of wisdom.)

I know what I should do.

- Let's have some tea.
- Let's take a selfie! Here!

Oh, okay. Selfie.

Cheese!

So cute!

Another one!

Hello, I'm Wu Pei Pei.

Thank you for giving me a chance to interview with your company.

I'm interviewing for the position of global management trainee.

I am willing to learn,

and I—

Since I...

Very informative...

This one sounds okay.

Hello, I'm—

Baby.

Do you want some midnight snacks? Your mom made dumplings and egg drop soup.

Dad, I'm on a diet.

Close the door.

Or else the smell of the food is going to waft in and I'm going to lose control.

Oh, okay.

Tell me if you're still hungry later. I'll make you some noodles.

Thanks, dad.

- Good luck.
- Good luck.

Hello, I'm Wu Pei Pei.

Thank you for giving me a chance to interview with your company.

I'm interviewing for the position of global management trainee.

Since I have been very devoted to experiencing life,

I have a variety of work experience.

Compared to...

Yu Hsuan, wait. Give this to Pei Pei.

What's this for?

This is amethyst and rose quartz

and the rose quartz attracts love

to help Pei Pei garner the favor of the interviewer

and have a successful interview. The amethyst is for attracting wealth.

If she passes the interview, she'll be rolling in money!

Mom, I don't think she needs this.

She does! You young people don't understand anything.

Pei Pei put in so much work this time,

her mom really hopes she can successfully find a job.

When Pei Pei finally gets a job,

we can relax and focus on dealing with you two.

Us two?

What do you mean?

W-W-What do you mean?

I'll tell you when you get back.

Anyways, this represents my wishes for her good luck.

Bring it. Tell Pei Pei to wear it.

Right now. Head out now.

Here. Change into your shoes.

You must not be late.

If you make a bad first impression,

it's very hard to change that in the future.

Hurry up. Bye.

Bye.

Bye! Tell Pei Pei to wear it!

You're on time today.

Of course you have to be on time for an interview.

Dad, how did you know I'm going to the interview today?

Blame Yu Hsuan. He came over first thing in the morning but didn't say a word.

You were the one who told me you had an upcoming interview.

You were preparing your outfit last night,

and practicing your self-introduction.

And he came here so early to wait for you,

so of course, I, Factory Manager Wu, would know.

Even the walls could tell.

Dad, you're the best.

I wanted to go with you, but you're all grown up now

and you're not a little girl who needs protection anymore.

So, you can go by yourself and I'll wait for you at home.

Thanks, dad.

I'm going to get some good luck and power from dad.

Don't worry, I will bless you with power

to help you succeed. Good luck!

And this. Good luck and power from my mom.

Wow! They're crystals! Your mom is so nice to me.

Thanks, Mama Lee.

Pei Pei, with the help from me and Mama Lee,

you will definitely get hired!

Yes!

Papa Wu, we'll get going.

Okay. Please take care of Pei Pei.

- Dad.
- Bye!

Take care!

Hey, we're not late, are we?

How would I know?

We're here 30 minutes early.

Wow. But the company looks serious.

Let's talk about that after you pass your interview.

I have a feeling, I'll definitely pass this time!

No news yet?

No.

So much time has already passed.

Not that much time.

It's only been 20 minutes since Yu Hsuan said Pei Pei went in.

Oh.

Why do I feel like it's been an hour?

Days are like years.

Hey, do you think Pei Pei

is just scared to tell us she got rejected?

Impossible! I just gave her power and good luck this morning when she left.

She will definitely pass.

But what if she doesn't?

Even if she doesn't, you can't say anything.

What Pei Pei needs the most right now is courage and confidence.

As parents, we are her biggest support.

If she really didn't pass,

we'll just pretend like nothing happened when she comes back.

Okay?

I know!

But I'm just so nervous right now I'm going to puke my heart out.

Relax.

Inhale,

exhale.

Inhale, exhale.

It's way too long. Did something happen?

No battery.

Woah.

I'm sorry.

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ Even if the sun loses the Earth ♫

I'm sorry.

Lee Yu Hsuan!

I passed!

- Really?
- I passed the first interview.

First? So there's going to be a second?

Even though there's a second round of screening, the interviewer told me

there's a high possibility that I'll get chosen.

That's great. You'll finally have money to pay me back.

I'll pay! As long as I get the job, I'll pay all of it back.

Or else you're going to nag all the time.

Do you want to walk home by yourself?

No.

Walk home yourself.

Since I love to nag, you'll have peace and quiet if you walk home alone.

What?

Hey! Lee Yu Hsuan!

Lee Yu Hsuan! Wait for me!

Jun Kai, thank you.

No problem. Go on, I'll wait for you here.

Lee Yu Hsuan, save me.

What should I do now?

Why didn't you give me a SOP for this?

[Jun Kai]

Lee Yu Hsuan!

Lee Yu Hsuan! Lee Yu Hsuan!

Don't walk so fast! Slow down, wait for me!

Slow down. Hey. Ow!

Why'd you stop so suddenly?

To celebrate you passing the first round, treat me to dinner.

How can I treat you if I don't have money?

I can lend you the money.

So why aren't you treating me?

I came to the interview today especially for you. And I'm the debtor, of course it's your treat.

- Oh.
- Oh.

What? Why do you keep looking at me?

Is there a trap to your words?

Unicellular organism. You're confused once I say anything.

Look! You're bullying me.

I'm not. Don't you need to tell your parents the good news?

Right.

[Missed Call from Jun Kai]
[Jun Kai: Emergency! When you see...]

It's Jun Kai. So many missed calls.

Did he call you?

I'm out of battery.

What happened? So many missed calls.

Emergency! Reply when you see this message. Help!

Did you take care of everything? Are you okay?

I'm sorry, it's not an important thing,

it's just that someone from media's dog had babies.

That's why I came here to say hi on behalf of my company.

What?

I know it's hard to understand, but this is my job.

N-N-No. I understand.

T-T-Then did the dog have the babies successfully?

Even though it's premature, the babies are safe.

That's good then.

Here, coffee.

- Thank you.
- Get in the car first.

Actually,

her dog having babies is none of my business.

I took the whole day off for this date but it got ruined.

So those working in PR have to be have a good temper like you?

Only complaining a little.

I have a good temper?

I'm actually really angry and helpless.

Then let it out!

You can be yourself when you're with me.

No matter if you have any frustrations or gossip, tell me all about it!

Don't worry. I won't say anything.

I'm so busy day in day out,

having meetings, receiving calls, catering to clients, writing reports, I'm so busy.

I finally have one day off for a date,

who knew because of a dog,

because of a dog, it all got ruined.

I'm so frustrated and angry! Damn it!

Hey!

Actually, I am a little disappointed.

Especially because my friend made a date itinerary for me.
[Date Itinerary]

[First stop: pick her up. Second stop: Have some good food! Good luck, Jun Kai! By Pei Pei and Yu Hsuan]

My friend did the same.
[Strategy Plan to Get the Nice Guy]

When we're single at this age, the people around us worry even more than ourselves.

How many people are participating in our relationship?

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ Sleepless and restless, my heart aches in fear of losing it ♫

♫ At times, I can't help but ache that the wind blows through you ♫

[Happy Enemy]
♫ Even if the sun loses the Earth ♫

Thank you.

No problem.

Hey, I wanted to let you know

that I'm actually 60 this year.

But I still live a healthy life everyday!

I'm telling you this

because I hope our relationship

can be formed based on honesty.

If you can't accept that, I understand.

Mom, don't speak when you have a face mask on.

Or else you're going to get wrinkles.

Oh! I'll stop speaking then.

Hey! Pei Han! Look at this!

Ben said he's coming back for New Years and wants to meet me.

That's great!

Hey! Teach me yoga to sculpt my body and

skincare. I hope that when Ben sees me,

I'm in my best condition.

No problem! Leave it to me.

Hello! My name is Pei Pei.

It's too late to cram right now based on your English skills.

Just use a translation app.

Hey. Just listen to me.

If I pass the second round of screening,

I'll become a global management trainee.

I need to at least know how to introduce myself in English. I can't make a fool of myself on the first day.

Fine.

Charge. You have to curl your tongue more.

Flatten out your tongue against the roof of your mouth. Charge.

Chage.

Open your mouth. I suspect your tongue fainted.

Don't be so cocky just because you're good at English.

Okay. Learn it yourself. Don't bother me.

Fine.

Can you even curl your tongue. Give up.

Don't learn English, learn Thai.

I can confirm, you have a tongue impediment.

Lee Yu Hsuan, can you speak Thai?

I can't. But if you give me some time, I can master it.

But why do you need to learn Thai.

My future company's headquarters are in Thailand!

I passed the second round of screening! Isn't that great?

The second round passed by so quickly?

And you need to go to the Thai headquarters for a month of training?

Yeah. The point is, they even said,

the company will pay for everything!

This is suspicious. You can't speak English, nor Thai,

why would they spend money to send an employee who applied for a local job to train overseas?

I think this is a scam.

It's safer to check.

You're right.

Can you check if the company really is in Thailand?

Look! The headquarters are in Thailand!

And they have a huge amount of capital. You can stop worrying now.

This company has business in a lot of countries

so you'll probably go on a lot of business trips.

Wow. They have a huge number of sales volume too.

I think that's why they like someone who has a lot of work experience

in various industries, like me.

That's true. It's a talent to work so many jobs as you did.

That's great! I'll go back to tell everyone the good news.

And to see what to eat and do in Thailand!

Are you there to work or to play, unicellular organism?

Cheers!

Congratulations to Pei Pei getting hired.

Thanks, dad. I'll do my best.

See? She's all grown up.

Oh, please. Big sis is 30,

why are you guys and Yu Hsuan always spoiling her?

Can't I spoil my own daughter?

Of course you can. Factory Manager can do what he wants.

Seeing that Pei Pei put in so much hard work,

let's all go out to eat and celebrate!

Call Pei Han and Huai An over too.

- That's a good idea.
- But mom,

I want to eat your food.

Mom's food tastes bad.

Because I'm going overseas.

Overseas?

Where are you going?

Why are you going overseas when you just got a job?

The point is, do you have the money to go overseas?

I'm going overseas for training!

Overseas training?

That's so nice.

Our company is an international one, and its headquarters are in Thailand.

I need to go there to train first.

Wow.

For how long?

One month.

That's why I want to eat mom's food. I'm going to miss it when I'm there.

Okay. I'll make your favorite lobster.

We'll get a bigger one, and eat it two-ways, maybe even three-ways.

This is too sudden.

The longest you've ever left home was for a week.

Isn't a month too long?

What if she can't adjust?

What if someone harms her?

Honey, Pei Pei finally found such a good job. Let's not worry.

You're not worried that your daughter is going to be gone for so long?

Thank you all for wishing me good luck and for staying by my side.

That's why, mom, I'll check to see what you can group-buy in Thailand,

like the Green Herb Balm Ointment, soap, and other things.

They should sell fast.

Look at her!

She got my business genes!

Right. Your genes. Business genes.

Smarts and beauty, from me.

Then, let's congratulate big sis again. Cheers!

Cheers!

Dear G, can I call you that?

If you don't like it, you can tell me.

I finally got a job.

Seeing my parents so happy, I'm happy too.

I finally understand that no matter how many points I am,

in the hearts of my family, I'll always be 100!

♫ Just show me love, feel the vibe, feel so nice ♫

We've dated and held hands,

what's next? What should I do next?

Jun Kai, you're the one in the relationship,

we both don't have any experience.

You do!

He saw it himself!

- He saw us both times?
- Both times?

I'm going to train in Thailand for a month starting the day after tomorrow.

That fast? The world out there is different from home.

I'm not a child anymore.

- No matter how old you are, we'll always see you as a child.
- That's right.

The scamming techniques these days are very sophisticated and complicated, and—

Didn't we confirm that the company is registered for business?

I suspect, you don't want me to leave.

I'm worried about you.

[I Don't Want to Part From You]

[I Don't Want to Part From You]

♫ Such familiar streets, after the rain ♫

♫ We walked together side by side ♫

♫ Those simple everyday moments are like a movie ♫

♫ All of the scenes will soon be lost ♫

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ There are so many things I couldn’t say ♫

♫ All the love I’ve poured out are stuffed in the pocket ♫

♫ I can't get it back even if I want to ♫

♫ I don’t want to part from you ♫

♫ So many memories, all have to be returned ♫

♫ How long would it take ♫

♫ To get back my sincerity ♫