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Hey, Pop.
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You are loving
your new truck, huh?
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Did you buy or lease?
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Lease? I don't lease.
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Ain't nobody telling me
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how many miles I can
put on my own truck.
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Anyway, I was wondering,
what are you doing tomorrow?
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Any plans?
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No, I just plan
to relax and do nothing.
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So... whatever you have
in mind, it's a no.
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Okay, then.
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Uh, yo, Dave.
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Any plans tomorrow?
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Free as a bee.
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Well, what would you say
to field-level VIP tickets
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to the Dodgers game?
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Heck yeah.
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(laughs)
Uh, hell no.
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Why wouldn't
you ask your father?
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I did ask my father.
You said no.
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Well, that's when I thought
you were asking me to do
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something stupid,
like dinner.
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Look, I gave the boy life,
he's giving me the ticket.
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(laughs)
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Well, actually, Dave,
you and Grover can come, too.
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I got five tickets.
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One of the perks
of my job at USC.
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Oh, wow.
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Well, life has gone
full circle.
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I mean, I used to take you
to the game as a boy.
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Now, as a man,
you're taking me.
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Yeah.
(sniffles)
See, Malcolm,
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you got me all teary-eyed
in front of Dave.
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You know, this will be
me and Grover's
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first baseball
game together.
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A big milestone
in a boy's life.
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(chuckles)
Huh.
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Well, now I'm getting
teary-eyed.
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Dave,
are you crying?
Well, with joy.
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Malcolm got us Dodger tickets.
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It's gonna be father-son
day at Dodger Stadium.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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I'm jealous.
I love baseball.
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Oh, well, you can come, too.
I got five tickets.
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Great. I'd love to.
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(laughing)
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What about Marty?
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Oh, Marty's got wedding stuff
with Mom and Necie tomorrow.
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Sucks for him.
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(chuckling):
Yeah, fantastic for me.
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Yeah.
(laughing)
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(laughing slowly)
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Yeah.
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What?
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What?
Huh.
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
It's, it's great.
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You know, I was just thinking
that it was gonna be
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a father-son thing,
but obviously
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it doesn't have to be.
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So, what, I'm gonna
mess that up?
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You can't have fun
if I'm there?
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No. No.
Not at all.
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It's just, you know,
when it's all the guys,
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we do guy things,
and if you're there...
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it's just different.
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Different how?
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Oh, damn.
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I was just thinking
it's-it's-it's
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the kid's first
baseball game, and...
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you know
how moms can be.
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No, I don't.
Tell me, Dave.
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Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
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Well, you know moms--
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they're just always...
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mom-ing.
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"Don't do this"
or "Don't eat that."
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It just sort of
cramps our style.
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In a...
in a caring way.
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Well, I'm sorry you feel that
way, but I'm still coming.
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But how about
I promise you this?
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I won't be a mom at all.
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I won't even bring
hand sanitizer.
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It'll be like I'm
not even there.
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Sounds so good, Gemma.
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I saved that, right?
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(door slams)
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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Yes! This is how
you do the ball game.
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Great seats that I didn't have
to pay for.
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(all laughing)
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Thank you, Malcolm.
Thank you, man.
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Thank you, son, so much.
Did I said thank you?
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(chuckles): Yeah, Pops,
you said it the whole ride.
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And through
the metal detector.
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And at the bathroom.
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But... let me hear it
one more time.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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(laughs) You're welcome.
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Hey.
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All right, it
is going down.
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Oh, Mom isn't here
today, honey.
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My name is Gemma,
and I'm drinking beer.
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Dad, I'm hungry.
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Well, yeah, sure thing.
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After the first inning,
we are gonna pig out.
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But I'm hungry now.
I'm starving.
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I'm light-headed.
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Okay, yeah.
You know what? Let's go.
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Get it out of the way now.
Good idea. Come on.
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(crowd cheering)
Okay-- oh.
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Ooh.
Hey, Mookie's up.
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Mookie!
Yeah, yeah, Mookie!
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Rip city,
you're the mayor.
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(whooping)
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(trills softly)
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Ah...
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(grunting)
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You and your
superstitions, Pops.
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Especially not blinking
while the first batter's up.
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That makes no sense.
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All I'm gonna say is,
2020 World Series champs.
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Well, what about literally
every other year?
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Those are the years I blinked.
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* *
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Okay. Mom, can we talk
about your guest list?
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Oh, what's there to talk about?
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Uh... well,
mine is 30 people.
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I've got 53.
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And, Mommy, yours is...
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I don't know because
I'm only on page eight.
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I cut down as much as I could.
I'm down to the bone.
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Down to the bone?
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Mama, Janice is on here.
You hate Janice.
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Yes, and I want her to see that
my kids are better than hers.
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Okay, fine.
I'll try to get it down.
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(imitating Yoda):
Do or do not.
There is no try.
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What'd you say to me?
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I think it's a Star Wars thing.
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Oh.
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It sure is.
Ah, but don't worry.
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(imitating Yoda):
Soon clear all will become.
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What is happening?
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Oh.
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Tonight, Necie and I
are watching Star Wars.
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I've never seen it.
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But Marty has acted out
every single scene for me.
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(chuckles softly)
It's adorable.
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Can I join you?
I've never seen it either.
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Mom, we watched
it together.
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It's one of my
fondest memories.
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Oh, sorry, baby.
I must have fallen asleep.
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Really, Mama?
How could you?
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Oh, don't get so upset.
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Moms have to catch their
sleep wherever they can.
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(chuckles softly)
I don't think
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I saw a minute
of his school plays.
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(chuckles)
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Wait, is that why
you said I was great
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as the Tin Man
in The Wiz?
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Baby, you were.
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I was the Cowardly Lion!
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(bat cracks)
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(cheering)
Boom, boom!
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No way.
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Did you see the way
Bellinger handled that pitch?
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Yeah, he handled-- he handled
it. That was something, Pops.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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All right.
What did we miss?
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Ho-ho, you don't even
want to know, bro.
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Darn it. All right.
Let's go Dodgers!
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Did you get ketchup?
Oh, yeah.
It's right here.
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I need a napkin.
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Okay, hold on.
Here you go.
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I can't get this open.
Can you open it?
All right, yeah.
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Just give it to me.
Don't...
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There's a cup
in my cup holder.
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Okay, okay.
Just set it down here.
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Cheese is getting
on my pants.
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Okay, I'll take this. Now
there's cheese all over me.
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No...
My hot dog fell on the ground!
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Okay, all right.
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Here you go.
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Just eat it,
I'm sure it's fine.
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Dave, I think Grover's
gonna need another hot dog.
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Oh, and I'll take
another beer.
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All right.
Come on, buddy.
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(loud cheering)
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Oh, he's going, he's going.
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Yes!
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(whooping)
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Ah!
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Did you see Bellinger
steal second?
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Yeah, he's a thief,
Pops.
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That's cool,
that's cool.
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(groans)
You're not even looking.
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Oh, Pop, I'm looking.
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(bat cracks)
(crowd exclaims)
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Oh, come on.
Damn it, I missed that.
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Because I'm not
looking at the game,
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looking at you
not looking at the game.
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What is going on?
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All right, I-I spotted
a woman I know
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sitting a few rows back
to the right, but don't look.
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And...
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You both looked,
didn't you?
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I'm still looking.
I was a little curious.
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Her name is Kayla.
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And at first I was into it
and she was into it.
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But then I wasn't
so into it
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and she was, like,
really into it,
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so I had to get
the hell out of it.
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Trust me, if she sees me,
we're gonna get into it.
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So, you're gonna let
an ex-girlfriend
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ruin our perfectly good day?
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Pop, it won't be a perfectly
good day if she sees me.
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Trust me, you don't
want to see Kayla
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with a bat in her hands.
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* *
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Wait.
Pause, pause, pause.
Okay, okay.
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Remind me again why we're
starting with the fourth one?
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Oh, no, the fourth one
is the first one.
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So, is that like
a space thing?
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No. It's just the way
he told the story.
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And that garbage can
that goes "bleepy bloopy,"
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he needs the gold man to speak?
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Well, yeah.
He's a translator.
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But my Alexa can speak.
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My car can speak.
Right, but this is
a long, long time ago.
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But they have spaceships.
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It's a galaxy far,
far away!
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Look, can I just,
can I start the movie again?
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
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I just got an email.
Keep going, it's fine.
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No. No, no, no, no. Okay.
No phones during Star Wars.
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He's acting like
he's in the movie.
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* For it's one, two,
three strikes you're out *
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* At the old ball game. *
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(cheering)
Dodgers!
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(whooping)
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Look at you, man.
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It's the seventh-inning stretch,
and you're not even stretching.
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Okay...
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What did you do to that woman?
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Nothing.
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It just didn't
work out, so...
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I ghosted her.
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Oh, so instead
of manning up
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and telling her
you're not interested,
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00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,232
you just disappeared?
254
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,568
Well, I wouldn't
put it like that.
255
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,404
Well, how would
you put it?
256
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,473
I would say
I cared so much
257
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,142
about her feelings,
I avoided them.
258
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:14,081
Okay, then, maybe it's not
too late to get things right.
259
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,749
Oh, no, I think
it's too late.
260
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,218
I don't know,
she looks sweet.
261
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,887
Yeah? Well, check out
her texts.
262
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,356
"I hope you go to hell."
Oh...
263
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,958
I mean, it's not that bad.
264
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,593
No, no, no. Keep reading.
265
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,663
"You stupid..." Oh!
Oh!
266
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,199
"And you can stick..."
267
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,002
(stammers, clears throat)
268
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:39,139
Yeah, she doesn't look
the way she texts.
269
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,075
Excuse me. Sorry.
270
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,745
All right.
(exhales)
271
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,347
We should leave now so
we can beat the traffic.
272
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,382
Come on.
Boo!
273
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,951
Who brought this guy?
274
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,285
No, I agree with Dave.
275
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,787
We should go now
to beat the crowd.
276
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,123
Plus...
my neck is killing me.
277
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,625
Oh, you can blame
yourself for that.
278
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,129
Dad, I'm cold.
Where's my jacket?
279
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,731
Oh, I-I didn't bring one.
280
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,134
I wish Mom was here.
281
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,339
(exhales)
282
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,574
Okay, let's go
buy you a jacket.
283
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,609
And another ice cream.
284
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,178
You just said
you were cold.
285
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,080
Well, I won't be with a jacket.
286
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,416
All right, come on.
287
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,551
Oh, and while
you're there,
288
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,186
hook a sister up
with a churro.
289
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,255
Ooh, make that two, and
don't forget the caramel sauce.
290
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,556
MALCOLM:
Hey, Dave.
291
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,391
Dave, maybe
I should go with you.
292
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,626
No, no, Malcolm,
you're gonna stay here
293
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,462
and you'll watch this
game with your father.
294
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,798
Come on, Pop.
You come on.
295
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,199
You know what, Malcolm?
296
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,368
I thought this could be
our new tradition.
297
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,736
You treating me
to tickets.
298
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,572
You know, father and son
at the ballpark,
299
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,340
just like Field of Dreams.
300
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,978
Except for there's no cornfield
and nobody's dead.
301
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,213
Yeah, well, not yet.
302
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,782
But if Kayla sees me,
that could change.
303
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,616
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
304
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,886
I have never left
a Dodger game early,
305
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,453
and I'm not gonna
start now.
306
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,389
Plus, I've got
the car keys.
307
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,590
So sit down!
308
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,392
Everybody start watching
the game,
309
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,727
and start having fun right now!
310
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,063
Including you, sir!
311
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,271
All right,
look at that.
312
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,407
The Dodgers have
eight hits in.
313
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,910
I've missed all of 'em.
314
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,477
Nice jacket, Grover.
315
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,879
My son's first
baseball game,
316
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,548
and he will have
this memento forever.
317
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,682
Ha!
318
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,252
He'll grow out of it
in six months.
319
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,654
I thought
you weren't here.
320
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,956
I'm not.
321
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,991
If I was, Grover would have
a hoodie from home.
322
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,593
And a bag of carrots.
323
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,930
Oh, look, look.
We're on the dance cam!
324
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,097
Oh, look at that!
325
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,933
Oh, give Daddy some room.
326
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,575
Come on!
327
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,277
Everything okay
down there, Dave?
328
00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,180
Oh, yeah,
Just making memories.
329
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,315
* *
330
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,887
Is that one an Ewok?
No.
331
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,290
Is that one an Ewok?
332
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,225
Babe, just, just watch.
333
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,962
When does Billy Dee
Williams show up?
334
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,597
Wait a minute.
335
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,234
Is Billy Dee Williams an Ewok?
'Cause I don't play that.
336
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,838
This movie is
too dry looking.
337
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,707
(winces) I know,
it's making me thirsty.
338
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,611
And you know, it takes too long
to get to the Ewoks.
339
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,813
Ewoks aren't in this movie!
340
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,716
They're in the third one.
341
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,886
So the one
before this one.
342
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,720
No, two after this.
343
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,323
I mean,
come on, Marty.
344
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,624
You got to admit
that's confusing.
345
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,059
Oh, that is interesting.
346
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,527
Because hundreds of
millions of people
347
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,396
clearly do not find it
confusing.
348
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,731
* *
349
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,068
Can you believe
Dave and Malcolm
350
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,336
wanted us to leave early
351
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,105
and miss Freeman's
walk-off homer?
352
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,140
Oh, actually,
Dave did miss it.
353
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,708
Oopsies.
354
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,179
We had a great time spending
the whole ninth inning
355
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,680
looking for Dippin' Dots.
356
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,517
We found 'em.
Yeah, we did.
357
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,119
Yeah, I had a great time, too.
358
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,555
Even though Malcolm ghosted me
like he did that woman.
359
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,991
I guess that's just
what he does.
360
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,793
I got you free tickets
and free parking.
361
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,063
I don't hear you
complaining about that.
362
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,266
(Grover vomits)
Grover!
363
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,534
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
364
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,669
Did he get any of that
in my new truck?
365
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:30,670
(mouths)
366
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,007
I-I mean, is-is the boy okay?
367
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:38,345
He's fine and, uh...
so is the truck.
368
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,081
I-I think he just has
a little bit of a stomach bug.
369
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,615
Uh, or...
370
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,884
his father let him eat whatever
he wanted for four hours.
371
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,419
He didn't have
that much.
372
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,721
He literally ate
his height in hot dogs.
373
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,591
Gemma, at this point
there's no reason
374
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,026
for me to tell you
that were right.
375
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,161
The proof is...
376
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,497
...all over the parking lot.
377
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,299
(quietly):
And on the upholstery.
378
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,034
Ah...!
379
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,302
I heard that.
380
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,604
You owe me a full detail.
381
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,608
I'm sorry that I said that
you were gonna ruin guys' night.
382
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,710
But can you please be here now?
383
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,947
Yes. And lucky for you,
I have wipes and Tums.
384
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,048
Thank you.
385
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,416
Look at this.
386
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,518
This traffic is insane.
387
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,554
We've been stuck
for like 20 minutes.
388
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,156
I have to pee.
389
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,158
At least.
390
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,828
At least?
Probably more.
Okay.
391
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,398
Oh, oh, please don't pee
or more in this truck.
392
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,034
Hit the child lock...
I-I don't know
where the button is.
393
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,969
Just hit the button.
It's a new truck.
394
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,604
* *
395
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,006
Hey.
Hey.
396
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,274
You're missing your movie.
Yeah.
397
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,509
We just got to the part
398
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,344
where they fell
into the wet garbage...
399
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,378
Ah.
400
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,779
It's so cool.
401
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,018
Necie, come on, you
think it's silly.
402
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,552
No.
403
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,323
If it's important to you,
it's important to me.
404
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,858
So, why is it
important to us?
405
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,662
Okay, look.
406
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,065
I don't share this
with a lot of people...
Mm.
407
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:09,436
...but the truth is,
I wasn't the coolest kid.
408
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,138
What...?
Yeah.
409
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,506
I know. Growing up
was rough for me.
410
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,907
Like...
(stammers)
411
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,376
I wasn't like the other
boys on the block.
412
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,878
I didn't talk like them,
I didn't dress like them.
413
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,249
Whenever we played basketball,
they called me Airball Butler.
414
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,750
(chuckles)
415
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,385
My dad came up
with that one.
416
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,754
(gasps)
Babe.
417
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,091
I spent a lot of time
looking for where I fit in.
418
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,859
You know?
419
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:37,697
Space and sci-fi movies
were like my escape.
420
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:41,034
I mean, come on, I work
with rockets and robots.
421
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,935
Where do you think
that came from?
422
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,140
Seems like Airball Butler
got his dream.
Yeah.
423
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,508
And he got the girl.
424
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,243
See, you better
believe it.
Yeah, you know.
425
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,279
I know.
426
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,547
(speaking indistinctly)
427
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,783
Mom, are you...?
Shh.
428
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:58,785
Are you enjoying this?
429
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,188
Yes, it's exciting,
and, look,
430
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,023
that wizard guy's wearing
the same costume we made
431
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,625
for your school
Halloween parade.
432
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,127
Yeah, that's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
433
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,229
Yes, Obi-Wan.
Oh.
434
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,231
We made
his robes together.
435
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,465
Oh, we had so much fun.
436
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,866
I stayed up all night
sewing that thing.
437
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,036
(chuckles)
He looked so cute.
438
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,540
Mama, I did not look cute.
I was fierce.
439
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,909
Now I remember
watching this movie.
440
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,945
The guy in the black
football helmet...
441
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,147
Yeah?
...he killed Obi.
442
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,381
(gasps)
443
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,417
And then
the big monkey man
444
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,319
helped blow up
the Death Ball.
445
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,821
That's it.
I knew it.
446
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,258
Is that a spoiler?
447
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,059
Several.
448
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,729
* *
449
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,799
Pop, I know you think
I took the easy way out,
450
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,403
but... man, dating now is not
like it was in your day.
451
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,838
My day?
Yeah.
452
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,907
(chuckles) Some things
never change, Malcolm.
453
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,177
I mean, you called it
ghosting, back in my day
454
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,312
we called it
"hit it and quit it."
455
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,513
(groans)
456
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,250
It was foul then
and it's foul now.
457
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,286
You're right.
458
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,922
I promise, moving forward,
I will handle things better.
459
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,491
But-but, hey,
at least you got to see
460
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,025
a good game tonight, right?
461
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,962
Why do you think I was
so excited about this game?
462
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,398
Because you love the Dodgers.
463
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,932
No, Malcolm.
464
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,336
I was excited to spend
some quality time with you.
465
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,338
Hell, I could've
watched the Dodger game
466
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,807
at home in my drawers.
467
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,246
And I spent the whole time
hiding from Kayla.
468
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,514
Mm.
469
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,083
I'm sorry, Pop.
470
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,419
Hey, you want to watch
tomorrow night's game together?
471
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,453
I'd love to.
472
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,854
All right.
All right.
473
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,290
You're gonna have to wear
some pants, though.
474
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,757
Eh...
475
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,793
We'll see about that.
476
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,430
Okay.
GEMMA:
Ooh. (sighs)
477
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,800
There are no Porta Potties
within a quarter-mile radius.
478
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,835
I got to pee in a bush.
479
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,538
Oh.
480
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,040
Congratulations, Grover.
You are now a man.
481
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,177
Nice.
Yeah, up top.
482
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,681
Can I get a squeeze
of that hand sanitizer?
Yeah, mm-hmm.
483
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:09,782
Oh, traffic's
starting to move.
484
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,351
Hey, Malcolm,
485
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,785
would you see if that
guy will let us in?
Yeah.
486
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,321
(clears throat)
487
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,324
Oh, my God, that's Kayla.
488
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,726
That's Kayla?
Yeah.
489
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,761
Oh, don't worry, I got this.
490
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,095
Hey, Kayla!
491
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,533
I got your boy Malcolm here.
492
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,435
Malcolm?
493
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,870
Hey, Kayla.
494
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,405
Girl, we was just
talking about you.
495
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,406
It was, um...
496
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,874
It was a good game, huh?
497
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,209
Good game?
Yeah.
498
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,143
Good game?
499
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,545
You've got a lot of nerve,
500
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,748
you arrogant, two-faced-ed,
lying-ass dirtbag.
501
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,250
How dare you ghost me?
502
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,017
Yeah, but, Kayla, come on...
You know what, Malcolm?
503
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,720
No, no. The less you say,
the sooner it'll be over.
504
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,356
KAYLA:
You know what?
505
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,757
You can kiss my ass.
Mm.
506
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,660
Besides, you weren't
all that anyway,
507
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,127
two-minute brother.
508
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,929
CALVIN:
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
509
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,865
That's my son you're
talking about!
510
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,000
Don't roll the window up.
Oh, hell no.
511
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,402
Roll it back down,
back down.
512
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,771
(overlapping arguments)
513
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,713
I got my list
down to two pages.
514
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,516
Oh, thanks.
That is reasonable.
515
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,650
Mama.
516
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,919
You just used a smaller font.
517
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,090
Well, I thought you were
tripping about the pages,
518
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,558
not the number of people.
519
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,763
You met the caterer.
It's gonna cost $120 a plate.
520
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,600
$120 a plate?
521
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,102
Let me see that list.
522
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,670
Uh-uh.
523
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,372
Okay.
524
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,841
(mutters)
Baby, you just crossed off
the whole church choir.
525
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,677
Babe, if they ain't singing,
they ain't eating.
526
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,047
Don't need him.
527
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,182
Carlos ain't even got teeth.
What he gonna do...?
528
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,984
(mutters)
529
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,820
Ooh, I'm gonna keep Janice.
530
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,756
I want her to see that
our kids are better than hers.
531
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,797
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532
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,599
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533
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,135
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