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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,739 Hello, darling. 2 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:43,827 Hello, my boy. 3 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,830 Eh, it's good to be back. 4 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,474 Well, it's grand to be home. 5 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,481 Grand. 6 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,724 I don't want to sound too depressing, father, 7 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,374 but this may not be our home much longer. 8 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,712 If I can't sell any of our cattle abroad, 9 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:17,983 we're really in trouble. 10 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,196 Don't worry, darling. 11 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,199 Everything's arranged. 12 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,237 Isn't it, Edward? 13 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,244 It certainly is. 14 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,446 When do I leave for Ritalla? 15 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,249 Tomorrow if you like. 16 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,242 You'll have a wonderful time just as we've had. 17 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,711 It's a beautiful country. 18 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,934 Everything about the place is beautiful. 19 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:35,798 Eh, my dear? 20 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,085 Except their cattle I hope. 21 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,367 May I see those photographs, father? 22 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,470 Right you are. 23 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,268 Come here, my boy. 24 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,145 Take a look at these. 25 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,721 Well, sit yourself down, Tony. 26 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,523 Well then, look. 27 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,069 Modern place, eh? 28 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,572 Fresh as paint. 29 00:03:58,573 --> 00:03:59,573 And all because of oil. 30 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,357 Ritalla struck oil a few years ago 31 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,732 and every barrel earns a royalty 32 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,695 in fresh crinkly dollars for the king. 33 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,910 Charming, man. 34 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,809 Yes, I know about that, father. 35 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:13,878 Charming palace. 36 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,620 Newly built. 37 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,630 That's where you'll stay as guest of their majesty. 38 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,168 And their daughter, the Princess Maria. 39 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,263 Charming. 40 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,507 The cattle, father? 41 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,560 Yes. 42 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:32,978 Here you are. 43 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,409 If this is a fair example of Ritallan cattle, 44 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,311 the country's going to need our Whitecliffe thoroughbreds. 45 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:43,866 Go on. 46 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,163 Pretty girl. 47 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,246 Ain't she beautiful? 48 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,241 Father, the king needs good cattle. 49 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,294 We can supply it. 50 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,844 But if he wants a further supply of princesses, 51 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,747 no one can help him but himself. 52 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,899 I fail to see why you take pictures of a. 53 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,586 Ah, that's better. 54 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,847 Mm, bad grazing. 55 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,258 Unscientific breeding. 56 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,635 The signs are all here. 57 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,354 Now if you can show me some more. 58 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,062 Really father, how can I hope 59 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,454 to study the sales possibilities of these cattle 60 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,786 when all you show me is this girl? 61 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,286 Let's face it. 62 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,784 He only has eyes for cows. 63 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,662 You talk to him, Cynthia. 64 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,414 Oh no, Edward, you. 65 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,135 Whew. 66 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,430 Well, Edward. 67 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,476 Well, it's arranged, but I never felt more ashamed 68 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,264 in all my life putting pressuring on Tony to barter himself. 69 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,184 What else could we do? 70 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,194 Poor boy. 71 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,730 Perhaps you ought to speak to him again just to make sure. 72 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,076 No time. 73 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,487 It's late now. 74 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,894 I must telephone the airline people 75 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,862 to make sure of his ticket. 76 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,364 Why not send Cooper with him? 77 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,376 Yes. 78 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,833 Yes I think perhaps we should. 79 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,236 To buy a ticket for Cooper as well, 80 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,401 I shall have to pawn the blessed car. 81 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:33,558 ♪ I've got a pale full of milk to sell you ♪ 82 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:39,816 Cooper. 83 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:40,691 Sir? 84 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,852 I'm in a most ghastly hole. 85 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,059 If you can't help me, I'm sank. 86 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,171 Sounds like a worse scrape than usual. 87 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,615 Worse? 88 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,823 It's a disaster. 89 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:49,865 Surely not, Master Tony. 90 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,984 My father has arranged for me 91 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,071 to marry the Princess Maria of Ritalla. 92 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,207 There, how 'bout that? 93 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,083 But you can't and you must tell him why you can't. 94 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,204 Is that all you can suggest? 95 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,590 Come on, Cooper. 96 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:04,711 You can do better than that. 97 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,176 I'm sorry, sir. 98 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:07,463 There is no alternative. 99 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,469 There must be. 100 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,027 At least someone is happy this morning. 101 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:12,849 Happy? 102 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:13,886 I'll give him happy. 103 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:14,972 The blighter's trespassing. 104 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:25,986 Cooper. 105 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:26,987 Sir? 106 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,699 ♪ Oh look it's all happening ♪ 107 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:41,919 ♪ It's all happening ♪ 108 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,705 ♪ And I heard 'em say they're giving it away for free ♪ 109 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,178 ♪ If you don't believe me ♪ 110 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,173 ♪ Well take a look, a look see ♪ 111 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,761 ♪ There's loving in the air ♪ 112 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,537 ♪ Like the whole wide world don't care ♪ 113 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,140 ♪ You can feel it stealing in up on the summer breeze ♪ 114 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:06,807 ♪ And if you climb up any tree ♪ 115 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,057 ♪ Then it's a sure thing to see ♪ 116 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,565 ♪ That well known mystery, the birds and bees ♪ 117 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,485 ♪ Oh look, it's all happening ♪ 118 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,741 ♪ I heard 'em say they're giving it away for free ♪ 119 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:33,717 ♪ Mama's busy in the nest ♪ 120 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,961 ♪ Papa's puffing out his chest ♪ 121 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,759 ♪ She's hatched a brood that's put him in a mood to sing ♪ 122 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,509 ♪ And there's a worm down here ♪ 123 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,494 ♪ Who wishes good appetite to the fishes ♪ 124 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,727 ♪ 'Cause she knows she looks delicious in the spring ♪ 125 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,075 ♪ And if you don't believe me ♪ 126 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,496 ♪ I'm in love with everything ♪ 127 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,465 ♪ So excuse me if I sing ♪ 128 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,795 ♪ It's the kind of day when nothing's in the way of joy ♪ 129 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,903 ♪ 'Cause there's a million couples mating ♪ 130 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,879 ♪ And papa soon will be waiting ♪ 131 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,770 ♪ To hear somebody stating it's a boy ♪ 132 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,112 ♪ If you don't believe it ♪ 133 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:44,115 ♪ Take a look at me ♪ 134 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:51,965 This is the solution. 135 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,841 Oh sir, you can't, sir. 136 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:54,843 It would never work, sir. 137 00:09:55,762 --> 00:10:00,097 Well, it must and you're going to help me, Cooper. 138 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,971 Oh, but sir. 139 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,480 Hi, mate. 140 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,275 This the Whitecliffe Farm? 141 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,940 The Whitecliffe Farm? 142 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,467 Well that's what they said in the village. 143 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,527 The village? 144 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,214 Yeah, I'm looking for a couple days work. 145 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,786 Work? 146 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:22,996 A couple of day's work? 147 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,800 You know the type that brings in the money. 148 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,995 Money? 149 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,361 Yeah, window cleaning, cleaning out your cowshed, weeding. 150 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,546 Any. 151 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,960 Have I seen you somewhere before? 152 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,857 You know you don't half remind me of someone. 153 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,215 Do I? 154 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,226 Who could it be? 155 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:45,936 Blimey, it's me. 156 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,395 That's right. 157 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,084 Well we'd better get to know each other then. 158 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,108 My name's Tommy Hudson. 159 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,109 You can call me Tommy. 160 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,770 You can call me Tony for the moment and this is Cooper. 161 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:57,866 Hi. 162 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,159 What are you doing here? 163 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,492 Well I'm hitching around the country. 164 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,133 You know, looking at life before I decide 165 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,573 to have a go myself. 166 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,980 An enterprising sort of chap, eh? 167 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,240 Most adventurous. 168 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,457 Oh, it's a laugh you know, 169 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,579 but at the moment I'm looking for a couple day's work. 170 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,332 Nothing permanent, mind you. 171 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,333 Any chance here? 172 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,174 There's every chance. 173 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,459 Just what the Whitecliffe's need. 174 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,401 An enterprising adventurous sort of chap. 175 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,595 What kind of a job is it? 176 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,549 It's a pushover. 177 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,311 A dream. 178 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,146 Hm? 179 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:29,667 How would you like to go to Ritalla? 180 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,017 The Cadillac Kingdom. 181 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,356 Blazing sun all day. 182 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,192 Balmy nights. 183 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,109 Balmy. 184 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,476 First class plane tickets. 185 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,486 You stay in the palace. 186 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,007 Guests of the king and queen. 187 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,405 Marry a princess. 188 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,607 Wear a crown in bed I suppose. 189 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,359 No, that's just what you mustn't do. 190 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,911 Well, what do you think? 191 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,532 I think you're harmless, but I know you're cracked. 192 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,284 Give my regards to Napoleon, will ya. 193 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,255 Tada. 194 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,303 Get out. 195 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,761 Let go. 196 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,096 Now, Tommy. 197 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,098 Mr. Hudson, listen. 198 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,768 Now listen, I'm the honourable Tony Whitecliffe. 199 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,801 Yeah and I'm Oliver Cromwell. 200 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,721 Get out of it. 201 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,731 Listen. 202 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,772 All right, I'm listening. 203 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,153 I am Tony Whitecliffe. 204 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,649 Yeah, course you are, mate. 205 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,070 My father wants me to marry the Princess of Ritalla. 206 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,319 Well, is that good or bad? 207 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,615 Bad. 208 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,942 Master Tony is already married. 209 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,747 To a girl. 210 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,870 Well that's normal anyway. 211 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:33,959 I mean an ordinary girl. 212 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,336 She has no title. 213 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,339 Our marriage is secret. 214 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,210 My parents would never have agreed 215 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,737 to me marrying a girl without a title. 216 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,221 You couldn't just tell 'em I suppose, could you? 217 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,954 The only way out is for you to go 218 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,941 to Ritalla in my place and pretend you're me. 219 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,382 Give you a bit of a breather. 220 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,017 You've got it. 221 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:51,812 Course I've got it. 222 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,093 I'm not daft, but I know who is. 223 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,851 Get out of it. 224 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,003 Blimey, it's him. 225 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,004 It is true after all. 226 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,374 Then you'll go? 227 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,181 Well if it'll help you out, I'll have a try. 228 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,563 Sir, before any final decision is taken, 229 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,004 may I strongly advise a test. 230 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,680 Anything. 231 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:26,555 Your mother. 232 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,556 Oh. 233 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,098 Cooper. 234 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:30,977 Sir? 235 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:31,978 Take me to mama. 236 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,242 Her grace usually takes tea at this hour. 237 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,395 An excellent opportunity. 238 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,398 We just have time. 239 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,025 Good luck, Tommy. 240 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,027 Come on, Coop. 241 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:51,912 I mean, goodness gracious. 242 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,336 Master Tony's watch and ring, sir. 243 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,017 That'll be all, Coop. 244 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,228 It is not all, sir. 245 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,516 I must help you dress. 246 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,889 Eh? 247 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,900 It's customary, sir. 248 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,379 Look, I'll do me own buttons up if you don't mind. 249 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,396 That's customary where we come from. 250 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,115 Hey, Coop. 251 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:29,994 Sir? 252 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,875 I kind of forgot to have something for dinner. 253 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,833 Any chance of working in some grub in on the tea? 254 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,701 Certainly, sir. 255 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,682 Thank you, Cooper. 256 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,551 You know I never eat anything at this time of day. 257 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,263 Master Tony especially requested some grub, your grace. 258 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,775 Grub? 259 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,640 I beg your pardon, your grace. 260 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,232 Food, I lapses linguae. 261 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,988 Hello again, mater. 262 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,364 Oh Tony, darling. 263 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,368 You haven't called me that since you left school. 264 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,749 Well I'm as happy as a schoolboy and just as hungry. 265 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,540 Happy? 266 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,871 Why certainly, mater old thing. 267 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,002 Wonderful weather, spiffing sunshine. 268 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,846 Jolly hot crumpets. 269 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,767 You may go, Cooper. 270 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,391 Your grace. 271 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,391 What's the mater matter? 272 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,402 Matter mater? 273 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,320 You. 274 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,444 Well, I'd better go then. 275 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,948 Can I have a crumpet please? 276 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,192 Don't be so absurd. 277 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,202 Relax. 278 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,488 Darling, are you pretending this for my sake? 279 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,583 What, what? 280 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,293 Pretending to be happy? 281 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,244 But I am happy. 282 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,248 You mean about going to Ritalla and you know? 283 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,551 Of course. 284 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,219 I'm so relieved. 285 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,856 Your father's arranging about airline tickets 286 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,509 for you and Cooper. 287 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,516 Cooper's going with you. 288 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,470 Won't that be nice? 289 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,559 Delightful. 290 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,161 There's just one thing that puzzles me. 291 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,726 We were under the impression 292 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,253 that you were against the whole thing. 293 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,225 What made you change your mind? 294 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,667 Well just recently I've become a new man. 295 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,563 I've taken a look at myself and I see where my duty lies. 296 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,151 Family tradition, old school tie and all that rot. 297 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,029 You know Tony, this doesn't sound at all like you. 298 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,657 You can say that again. 299 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,764 There's just one last thing I'd like to ask. 300 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,296 Of course, darling. 301 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,205 What is it? 302 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,708 Can I have a crumpet please? 303 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,449 Come in. 304 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,609 How'd it go? 305 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,620 It worked. 306 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,112 Ah, you leave tomorrow? 307 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,122 Yeah with Cooper. 308 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,616 Oh, that's wonderful. 309 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,186 I'll go away with the wife for a while. 310 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,255 Perfect switch, eh? 311 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,256 Excellent. 312 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,298 Hey. 313 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,510 What's the matter? 314 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,921 Why the long face? 315 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:34,928 Well, it's your mum. 316 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,754 She was a nice lady. 317 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,884 She didn't strike me as what you said she was, a snob. 318 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,009 That's nice of you, but I think I know my own folk best. 319 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,354 Yeah, suppose so. 320 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,376 Now look old chap, for a while you've got to get used 321 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,800 to the idea of being an aristocrat. 322 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,927 It isn't all champagne and oysters. 323 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,237 Take it from me. 324 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,798 Well, I'll need a few more tips then. 325 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,189 How about giving 'em to me? 326 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,559 Certainly if you like to tell me 327 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,358 what's life like down your way. 328 00:17:58,828 --> 00:17:59,909 Fair enough. 329 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,912 After you. 330 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,992 ♪ What do you do when you're invited ♪ 331 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,704 ♪ Out to the joint where guys get knighted ♪ 332 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,374 ♪ Raise your hat and say that you're delighted ♪ 333 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,253 ♪ Yes but tell me ♪ 334 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,341 ♪ What do you do when noses stick up ♪ 335 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,852 ♪ 'Cause you don't know which knife to pick up ♪ 336 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,598 ♪ Look around you and politely hiccup ♪ 337 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,352 ♪ Yes, but I know ♪ 338 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,064 ♪ Champagne tea and caviar ♪ 339 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,884 ♪ Need to be approached with etiquette ♪ 340 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,201 ♪ Very well then ♪ 341 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,696 ♪ Campaign for a samovar ♪ 342 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,315 ♪ Get the better of the better set ♪ 343 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,743 ♪ Gor blimey ♪ 344 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:54,749 ♪ What do you do when debutanties take you to tea ♪ 345 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,009 ♪ To meet their aunties ♪ 346 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,343 ♪ You're as wise as I am ♪ 347 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,388 ♪ Fine adviser I am ♪ 348 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:07,346 ♪ What do you do ♪ 349 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,807 ♪ What do you, what do you do ♪ 350 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,027 ♪ What do you do with no school tie on ♪ 351 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,947 ♪ No Oxford accent to rely on ♪ 352 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,701 ♪ Sing a verse or two of any old iron ♪ 353 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,705 ♪ Yes but tell me ♪ 354 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,542 ♪ What do you do when you go places ♪ 355 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,296 ♪ What do you wear when at the races ♪ 356 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,216 ♪ Suppose I'll have to use me father's braces ♪ 357 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,186 ♪ Yes but I know ♪ 358 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,932 ♪ Fish and chips and jellied eel ♪ 359 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,685 ♪ Is a diet I don't understand ♪ 360 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:02,900 ♪ Oh how I wish you knew just how it feels ♪ 361 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,944 ♪ Eating a banana down the strand ♪ 362 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:06,996 ♪ Oh matey ♪ 363 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,489 ♪ What do you do when clubs refuse you ♪ 364 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,202 ♪ Can't even get your name in who's who ♪ 365 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,480 That all happened in a bit of a rush, didn't it eh? 366 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,784 Perhaps in too much of a rush. 367 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,256 Do you fully understand your brief on this mission? 368 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,711 Course I do. 369 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:01,552 Don't worry. 370 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,713 The journey takes 11 hours. 371 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,337 At 3:30 precisely we will land 372 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,276 and transfer to a plane of the king's flight 373 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,926 in which we will continue the journey to Ritalla Airport. 374 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,980 I suggest you use the time to study. 375 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,378 I'll look like a cow by the time I get there. 376 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,402 Start reading. 377 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,480 Keep your mind on cattle and off the princess. 378 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,692 Look, you haven't even shown me a picture of her yet. 379 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,958 Besides, I'm not going to get any ideas anyway. 380 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,454 All right? 381 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,196 She won't even notice me, mate. 382 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,134 I bet she's never met an ordinary bloke before 383 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,703 since the day she was born. 384 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,247 Princess. 385 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,972 Lady Marguerita, if you speak on that telephone, 386 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,683 I'll never speak to you again. 387 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:01,904 Well? 388 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,145 It's ringing. 389 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,884 $80,000 for a palace telephone system 390 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,707 and I can't even get through to me own daughter. 391 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,597 But your highness you know who it is. 392 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,780 I also know what I'm doing. 393 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,241 We know she's in. 394 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,012 We also know she's not answering, don't we? 395 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,087 What are we to do? 396 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,266 Whitecliffe will be landing in a few minutes. 397 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,899 This time Maria's really gone too far. 398 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,660 She'll either obey my royal command 399 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,366 or she'll get a royal smacked bottom. 400 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,545 She's not too old for that yet. 401 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,563 Now you listen to me, my girl. 402 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,404 Oh my poor, darling. 403 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,237 Whatever's the matter? 404 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,114 What's happened? 405 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,607 I've developed a sudden severe and infectious chill. 406 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,389 And is that your diagnosis, doctor? 407 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,784 Your majesty, the case is of exceptional interest. 408 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:53,664 Indeed. 409 00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:54,985 There are no physical symptoms. 410 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,511 I'm inclined to the view that this ailment 411 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,451 is of deep psychiatric origin. 412 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,074 Deep psychiatric lead swinging. 413 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:03,799 Oh your majesty, 414 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,880 if you will allow me to elaborate. 415 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,124 I will allow you to leave us. 416 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,544 Your majesty. 417 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,380 Maria, you will get out of this bed 418 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,045 and down to the airport or I shall give you such a smacking 419 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,272 you won't be able to sit down at your coronation. 420 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,380 Darling, how can you be so harsh? 421 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,980 How can you be so gullible? 422 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,743 You never suffered from a diplomatic illness? 423 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,903 If you've got a chill, I've got housemaid's knee. 424 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,178 I refuse to be married off to any... 425 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,024 How many times must I tell you 426 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,365 that if you don't marry some noble 427 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,704 or other within the next six months, 428 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:37,868 I shall have to abdicate. 429 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:38,833 No, you won't. 430 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:39,870 The girl's mad. 431 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:40,957 She has absolutely no idea. 432 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:42,790 Oh, I have plenty of ideas 433 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,060 and an arranged marriage isn't one of them. 434 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,592 You stubborn little... 435 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,633 Maria, give it a chance. 436 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:48,969 Meet him. 437 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:49,802 You may like him. 438 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:50,637 Like him, mother? 439 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,278 Some chinless chump from the land of fog. 440 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,224 Here, look. 441 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,431 Here is a photograph. 442 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,234 A photograph which you have stubbornly refused 443 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:58,436 even to look at. 444 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,723 And I refuse now. 445 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,810 But here is definite documentary proof of the chin. 446 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,295 Why dammit his family goes back to William the Conqueror. 447 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,311 And it can stay there. 448 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,731 Lady Marguerita, will you kindly hand me 449 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:12,949 a smooth backed hairbrush? 450 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,389 We have to get to the airport, dear. 451 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,910 What? 452 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,914 So we have. 453 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,582 Lucky for you. 454 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,961 The Princess Maria's apartment. 455 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,473 Please wait a moment. 456 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,122 It's the Prime Minister, Mr. Bastini. 457 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:39,596 He craves an audience. 458 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,563 Well tell him to stop craving and come on round. 459 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,439 The audience is granted. 460 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:47,024 Immediately Mr. Prime Minister. 461 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,269 Your highness. 462 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,771 How many times must I tell you I know what I'm doing? 463 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,328 Your highness. 464 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,459 Your highness, my congratulations. 465 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,045 The chill. 466 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,504 A master stroke. 467 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,947 That is the only reason why I sought 468 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,418 this audience your highness to express my admiration. 469 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,513 Oh no, don't go. 470 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,132 There's still something I don't quite understand. 471 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,804 Highness. 472 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,211 You want to abolish this old rule 473 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,576 that the successor to the throne must marry 474 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,690 before the age of 21. 475 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,018 My dearest ambition and with your gracious help. 476 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,728 Yes, that's just it. 477 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:32,900 Why my help? 478 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:33,906 Why can't you just do it? 479 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,192 Why do we have to go through all this? 480 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:43,657 What charming youthful innocence. 481 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,747 My dear princess, in politics one must be dramatic. 482 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,088 One must find a symbol for the people to rally round. 483 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,261 You are that symbol. 484 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,627 When it is revealed that you refused an arranged marriage, 485 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,483 the absurdity of the law will be personalised. 486 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,644 It's repeal will become popular, non controversial, 487 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,097 and forever linked with your name. 488 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,995 And no longer will an archaic time limit... 489 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,019 Yes, yes, you can save your speech for parliament. 490 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,022 Can't I tell my father? 491 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,449 He's so worried. 492 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,614 A surprise. 493 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:21,621 Let it be a surprise. 494 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,891 So much more pleasant, don't you think? 495 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,021 I always think that depends so much 496 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,126 on the kind of surprise. 497 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,212 Don't you, Mr. Bastini? 498 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:31,567 Just think, I shall be able to marry 499 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,341 who I like when I like. 500 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,464 Take your time, princess. 501 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,261 Now there is no hurry. 502 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:38,971 Thank you, Bastini. 503 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,723 Highness. 504 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,133 Please, may I be allowed to speak 505 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,627 to you absolutely freely, your highness? 506 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,152 Not if you have anything to say against 507 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,795 that magnificent and progressive patriot. 508 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:58,572 Progressive. 509 00:26:58,575 --> 00:26:59,409 Fiddle faddle. 510 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,770 He's ambitious and crafty and you put yourself in his hands. 511 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,629 You could be making a terrible mistake, Maria. 512 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,532 The only thing I'm making is history. 513 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,270 Hey Coop, there's an army down there. 514 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,447 Who they waiting for? 515 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,449 You. 516 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,368 Cool. 517 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,165 Well, 'ere we go. 518 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,379 Here we go. 519 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,588 That's what I said. 520 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,425 You didn't. 521 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:39,586 Watch those H's. 522 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:40,800 Hokay. 523 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,882 Please, these people have met the Duke and Duchess. 524 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,651 You're supposed to be their son, remember? 525 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,710 You're supposed to be honourable. 526 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:48,925 Look, the only way we're going to get away 527 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,216 with this is by me being myself. 528 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:52,387 Sh. 529 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:56,776 Welcome to Ritalla. 530 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,016 Nice to be here, your majesty. 531 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,446 Oh. 532 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,532 Kiss. 533 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,201 The hand. 534 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,852 I trust you had a pleasant journey? 535 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,165 Fab. 536 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,659 I mean fab, your majesty. 537 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,204 Oh, this is Cooper. 538 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,214 He's my. 539 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,210 Aide de camp. 540 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,209 He's got all the patter off pat. 541 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,552 Perhaps you'd care to inspect the guard of honour? 542 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,338 Sure. 543 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,789 Oh, on second thought, your majesty, 544 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:30,925 if you don't mind me saying so. 545 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,235 Looks like they'd like the rest of the day off. 546 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,598 How very thoughtful of you. 547 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,428 See to that, will you General? 548 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,560 You will ride with General Bartolomeo, Mr. Cooper. 549 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,070 Of course, your majesty. 550 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:46,240 See you later, Coop. 551 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,629 I met a number of your nobles on my visit to England. 552 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:10,006 Your master seems refreshingly different from most of them. 553 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,219 The aristocracy has been democratised, General. 554 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,097 From what I saw of him, I'd say revolutionised. 555 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,646 You are too kind, General. 556 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,811 I hope we enjoy our trip to Ritalla 557 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,624 as much as you enjoyed your visit to England. 558 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,091 I found your country very instructive. 559 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,664 As a matter of fact, I took a course at Sandhurst 560 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,674 and of course our army is modelled on yours. 561 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,309 Oh, so this isn't the first time bull 562 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:40,250 has been imported from England? 563 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:43,791 That paraphernalia down at the airport, your majesty. 564 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,764 Does that mean your people know about, you know, 565 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:47,635 your daughter and me? 566 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:48,597 Oh, no, no. 567 00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:51,090 The romance must appear to develop naturally. 568 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,636 If my dear Maria had been at the airport to meet you... 569 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,216 They would have caught on, eh. 570 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:57,855 Crafty. 571 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:00,756 You may rest assured to the people 572 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:02,796 at the moment you mean one thing only. 573 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,071 Cheap meat. 574 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,406 Eh? 575 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,486 Oh, the cattle deal. 576 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:10,984 Yes, yes. 577 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,201 Precisely. 578 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,124 Our country is rich in oil but poor in livestock. 579 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,967 However, an infusion of the Whitecliffe stock 580 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,109 will alter all that in a few years. 581 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:26,257 it won't take a few years. 582 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,512 Your dress, sir. 583 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,400 I got to wear this lot? 584 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,235 Protocol. 585 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,311 What's that, disinfectant? 586 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:47,155 Get them on. 587 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:48,488 You're due at the official reception. 588 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,822 But they just met me. 589 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,345 Now you have to be received formally 590 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,613 at court in the throne room. 591 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,281 Will I see the princess? 592 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,122 Tommy. 593 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,159 I know, I know. 594 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,125 Don't get so excited. 595 00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:01,118 I only wondered what she looks like. 596 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,954 This time you'll have to help me dress. 597 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,582 What do they want to give me this thing for? 598 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,917 I'm not going to kill anybody. 599 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:43,919 Come on. 600 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,462 I am Bastini, Prime Minister and Minister of War. 601 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,424 Do you wanna buy a sword, mate? 602 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,302 Greetings, greetings, greetings. 603 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,635 Hear ye a proclamation of greeting in the court of Ritalla 604 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,849 in the presence of their majesties the King and Queen. 605 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:08,983 Is the Princess in there? 606 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,059 Her highness has a chill, sir. 607 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:12,778 She is susceptible to them. 608 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,149 She cannot stand anything cold. 609 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,528 Or anything from a cold climate. 610 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,156 Well he's a right, Bastini, for a start. 611 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,291 And I charge you now to receive the aforementioned 612 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,830 honourable Anthony Saint John Normandy Agincourt Stephen 613 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:33,543 De Fawcett De Lisle Robinson Purley Gascoyne Whitecliffe. 614 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,919 Blimey, it's a football team. 615 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:37,930 It's you, sir. 616 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,159 Blimey. 617 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,444 Look, do you mind if I lose this? 618 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:34,646 I'm gonna do myself an injury. 619 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,231 By all means. 620 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:39,535 Ta. 621 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,121 Ta. 622 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,782 We bid you welcome to our kingdom and our home. 623 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,534 Anthony heir to Whitecliffes. 624 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:50,879 Thank you. 625 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,172 I, Anthony Saint John Normandie. 626 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,089 Do you really wanna hear all this? 627 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,472 Looks kind of dry to me, mate. 628 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,180 I've been waiting all my life to hear someone say that. 629 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:12,818 You're really welcome. 630 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:17,776 And it's really very nice to be here, your majesty. 631 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:19,906 Oh, is there anything in your book 632 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,909 where it says I can't express myself in me own way? 633 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,573 Not a thing. 634 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,580 But your majesty... 635 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:29,326 If you don't mind, son, I need plenty of room for this. 636 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,063 Unaccustomed as I am to making speeches, 637 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,214 they couldn't have found a tighter pair of breeches. 638 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,299 I'm supposed to tell you all just what I'm here for. 639 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,123 I'm supposed to tell you who I am 640 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,924 and therefore it's best for me to skip the boring part. 641 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:46,509 ♪ And start right from the start ♪ 642 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,415 ♪ My great, great, great, great, great ♪ 643 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:50,839 ♪ Great, great, great grandfather ♪ 644 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,016 ♪ Came over with a conqueror name of Bill ♪ 645 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,812 ♪ He pinched a bow and arrow from an arrow's seller's barrer ♪ 646 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,732 ♪ Shot arrow in the eye on Hastings Hill ♪ 647 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,235 ♪ In the eye ♪ 648 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,245 ♪ On Hastings Hill ♪ 649 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,574 ♪ What a guy if looks could kill ♪ 650 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:13,457 ♪ Great, great grandfather ♪ 651 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:17,039 ♪ Enlisted with a feller named Robin Hood ♪ 652 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,293 ♪ The knights were off crusading ♪ 653 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,296 ♪ While for maidens he went raiding ♪ 654 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,716 ♪ All the castles in the Sherwood neighbourhood ♪ 655 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,644 ♪ On a raid he snatched a maid ♪ 656 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,683 ♪ And I'm afraid the maiden stayed ♪ 657 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,519 ♪ Our family tree ♪ 658 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:42,148 ♪ Is a bit of a mystery ♪ 659 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:44,776 ♪ The roots are pretty shaky ♪ 660 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,810 ♪ And the leaves are turning brown ♪ 661 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,780 ♪ But nobody ever had the nerve ♪ 662 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,868 ♪ To cut it down ♪ 663 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,211 ♪ My great, great, great ♪ 664 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,375 ♪ Was bowling with his mate Sir Francis Drake ♪ 665 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:03,919 ♪ They shouted out our martyr ♪ 666 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:05,963 ♪ So he started bowling harder ♪ 667 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,842 ♪ He was in the middle of a winning break ♪ 668 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,687 ♪ Couldn't spoil his winning break ♪ 669 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:18,059 ♪ Though the country was at stake ♪ 670 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,277 ♪ My great, great, great, great, great grandfather ♪ 671 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,560 It's coming from the throne room. 672 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,162 Must be the Englishman. 673 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:29,747 This I've got to see. 674 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,345 Well only out of curiosity you understand. 675 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:34,249 But of course. 676 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,252 I'm naturally curious to know what he looks like. 677 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:43,960 ♪ My great, great, great, great grandfather ♪ 678 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,546 ♪ The less we say about him the better ♪ 679 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,760 ♪ My great, great grandfather ♪ 680 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,813 ♪ Ran off with a Duchess' maid the day that he met her ♪ 681 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,346 ♪ They had a son, the only one ♪ 682 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:00,435 ♪ Although they wanted three ♪ 683 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,272 ♪ As nutty as a fruitcake that they had for Sunday tea ♪ 684 00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:08,067 ♪ And he turned out to be ♪ 685 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,530 ♪ My great grandfather ♪ 686 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:16,785 ♪ Whose picture hangs on the wall in the family hall ♪ 687 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:19,933 ♪ Keeps looking down with a shocking frown ♪ 688 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,941 ♪ As if to say nothing out of the way ♪ 689 00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:25,585 ♪ Ever happened at all ♪ 690 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:48,528 ♪ Nobody ever had the nerve ♪ 691 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:55,031 ♪ To cut it down ♪ 692 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:41,077 Time for the news? 693 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:42,087 One must keep in touch. 694 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,121 I'm in touch. 695 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,418 In fact, I can tell you one item 696 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,545 that won't be on television. 697 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,084 Really? 698 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,375 Her royal highness falling in love at first sight today. 699 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,389 Oh what nonsense. 700 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,924 With great respect your royal and very young 701 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:57,257 and extremely stubborn highness, 702 00:39:58,271 --> 00:39:59,591 it's you who is talking nonsense. 703 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,251 I tell you I don't care if I never see him again 704 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:03,275 as long as I live. 705 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,913 The Honourable Anthony Whitecliffe arrived 706 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,225 at Ritalla Airport this morning. 707 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,734 While he is in this country, 708 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:10,837 Mr. Whitecliffe will be shown our oilfields 709 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,533 and other industries. 710 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,695 The young British nobleman is here on an official visit 711 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,324 as the guest of their majesties 712 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:17,531 to discuss livestock problems. 713 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,886 It is hoped that Whitecliffe pedigree cattle 714 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:21,708 will improve our own. 715 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:35,993 I've never been rushed about so much in all me life. 716 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:37,258 What's the idea? 717 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,102 You're a VIP. 718 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,219 You're to be shown everything. 719 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,228 Except the Princess. 720 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:41,808 I wish her highness no harm, 721 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,375 but personally I'm pleased she has a chill. 722 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:44,559 It saves us a lot of trouble. 723 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,304 Yeah, I suppose it does really. 724 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:47,487 Just think. 725 00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:48,648 A couple of days ago I was trying 726 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,647 to get lifts in cars like this. 727 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:02,668 Hey Coop, look at that. 728 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,354 Master Tony would be horrified 729 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,277 and nor do I approve of your dressing yourself up 730 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:27,814 like a Spanish bullfighter. 731 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,513 Think of where we're going next. 732 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,470 I only thought it might please them. 733 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:33,856 Haven't you had enough? 734 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:34,866 No, it's fun. 735 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,365 What does your guidebook say? 736 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,870 A Ritallan industry famous through many generations 737 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:45,784 for the manufacture and export of. 738 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,191 We would be honoured Honourable Anthony 739 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:54,862 if you would accept this modern example 740 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,296 of our ancient craft as a memento 741 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,471 of your visit to our place of work. 742 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,267 Thank you. 743 00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:08,266 And now to conclude your so happy visit here, 744 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,519 our works band would like to play for you. 745 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,031 Please. 746 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:53,102 ♪ You take a pick ♪ 747 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,647 ♪ Find a string ♪ 748 00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:00,359 ♪ Take it quick ♪ 749 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,988 ♪ Make it swing ♪ 750 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,700 ♪ Play a run ♪ 751 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,412 ♪ Strike a chord ♪ 752 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:16,667 ♪ Having fun ♪ 753 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,004 ♪ All aboard ♪ 754 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,341 ♪ Happy guitar play it for me ♪ 755 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:27,770 ♪ Happy guitar play that melody ♪ 756 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,580 ♪ I wanna hear that chunka chunka whoom ♪ 757 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:32,377 ♪ Ching chunka chunka whoom ching chah ♪ 758 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:35,394 ♪ From my happy, happy, happy guitar ♪ 759 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:38,564 ♪ When I'm blue she makes me grin ♪ 760 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:42,276 ♪ She stays by me through thick and thin ♪ 761 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:46,071 ♪ Yes where I go she strings along ♪ 762 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,658 ♪ That's why I sing this song ♪ 763 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,226 ♪ I wanna hear that chunka chunka whoom ching ♪ 764 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:01,831 ♪ Chunka chunka whoom ching chah ♪ 765 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,938 ♪ That's why I sing this song oh, oh, oh ♪ 766 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,957 ♪ Lazy feet can't stay that way ♪ 767 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,585 ♪ Not when this tune begins to play ♪ 768 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,172 ♪ So clap your hands and feel the beat ♪ 769 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,384 ♪ It's coming from my gui, oh, oh, oh ♪ 770 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:04,192 ♪ From my happy, happy, happy, happy ♪ 771 00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:08,617 ♪ Happy, happy guitar ♪ 772 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,559 Even a politician knows that young women 773 00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:20,165 are always interested in young men and so... 774 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,619 I assure you, Mr. Prime Minister, 775 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:24,459 I haven't the slightest interest 776 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,289 concerning this Whitecliffe person. 777 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:29,350 Nevertheless, to set your mind completely at rest 778 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,553 to strengthen your resolution, 779 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:34,311 accept my considered judgement that you would not be 780 00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:36,849 in the least attracted to him. 781 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,350 I accept your judgement as always. 782 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,606 Highness. 783 00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:42,605 However, interested parties of the old school 784 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,281 may approach you with false 785 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:46,884 and enthusiastic reports concerning him. 786 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,069 I shall ignore them all. 787 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,333 Madam. 788 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:58,990 Well, what do you think of that? 789 00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:01,293 You're listening to everything 790 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,700 but your heart my dear silly Maria. 791 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,668 You go too far. 792 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,679 Sometimes a lady in waiting gets tired of waiting 793 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,819 for her mistress to show some commonsense. 794 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:10,308 Go away. 795 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,198 General, we have nothing to fear. 796 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:38,076 She hasn't any interest even curiosity in Whitecliffe. 797 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:42,925 Then tomorrow? 798 00:46:42,926 --> 00:46:43,926 At the cabinet meeting. 799 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,242 We confront the king with the facts. 800 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,096 He abdicates. 801 00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:49,417 I declare a national emergency. 802 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,014 I declare a martial law. 803 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,384 And by nightfall a republic exists. 804 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:56,766 A military. 805 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:57,772 Dictatorship. 806 00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:01,896 For the time being. 807 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:07,315 And the little princess goes down in history. 808 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,735 But not the way she thinks. 809 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,325 Maria the dupe. 810 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,307 You have a politician's turn of phrase. 811 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:22,792 You have a general's sense of strategy. 812 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:24,967 We are partners. 813 00:47:24,968 --> 00:47:26,048 Partners. 814 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,052 Partners. 815 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,767 He's back. 816 00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:42,266 Yes, he'll be back in England before you can say republic. 817 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,522 He'll get tired of waiting suspicious of Maria's chill 818 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:47,483 and that will be that. 819 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:48,490 We must keep him busy. 820 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,447 But he's seen everything. 821 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:52,737 We just have to admit defeat. 822 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:54,621 Not quite. 823 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:56,382 At least we can keep him entertained tonight. 824 00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:58,249 How in heaven's name? 825 00:47:58,793 --> 00:47:59,793 The staff dance. 826 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,084 Oh yes. 827 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:03,088 Yes, I'd forgotten that. 828 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:04,756 It'll amuse him. 829 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:06,248 Be amongst people of his own age. 830 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,673 He'll probably fall madly in love with a laundry maid 831 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,503 and that will crown it. 832 00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:12,348 Oh. 833 00:48:12,349 --> 00:48:13,867 Oh, I know my dear it's a vulgar expression, 834 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,383 but if a King can't use it, I'd like to know who can. 835 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,761 Get me Mr. Whitecliffe. 836 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:38,373 Excuse me. 837 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,781 Who is it? 838 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,583 Lady Marguerita, your highness. 839 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,113 Oh, come in. 840 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:25,786 Oh forgive me. 841 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:27,287 I was all confused and very unhappy. 842 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,031 And I was much too hasty, my dear. 843 00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:31,903 I of all people should know that being a princess 844 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,367 isn't the easiest task in the world. 845 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:35,504 You do understand, don't you? 846 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:36,514 Of course. 847 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:38,539 You mustn't give into your feelings. 848 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:41,475 It's your clear destiny to sacrifice your own chance 849 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:43,144 of happiness for posterity. 850 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:45,848 I shall probably never marry 851 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:48,299 like the First Elizabeth of England. 852 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:50,235 A great figure in history. 853 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,280 A virgin queen. 854 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:54,027 How wonderful for history. 855 00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:57,367 If a little dull for you. 856 00:49:58,579 --> 00:49:59,739 Now if I may a little advice. 857 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:01,457 Please. 858 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:02,778 Relax from your destiny awhile. 859 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,290 Have fun. 860 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:05,293 Go to the staff dance. 861 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:08,398 Their majesties will only stay for the first dance 862 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:09,822 and I can see to it for a few hours 863 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:12,409 nobody calls you Maria there much less highness or princess. 864 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,045 You can simply be a young girl at a dance like any other. 865 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,224 Really relax from the problem of being a princess. 866 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,226 It might do me good. 867 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,370 I know it would do you a lot of good. 868 00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:26,062 Shall I help you to dress? 869 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:26,899 No, thanks. 870 00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:27,816 You may go. 871 00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:28,897 We've both had quite a day. 872 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,356 Here's to quite a night. 873 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,527 I think, my dear, our duty now consists 874 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:00,938 in leaving the young people to enjoy themselves 875 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:03,224 in contemporary rhythm. 876 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,388 I quite agree. 877 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,555 Goodnight, Mr. Whitecliffe. 878 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:07,689 Goodnight. 879 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:42,980 Sir, we are very pleased to have you with us. 880 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,017 Thank you. 881 00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,018 I have heard of your unique presentation at court 882 00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:48,078 and of your visit to the guitar factory. 883 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,366 I assure you, sir, it would please us greatly 884 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:53,642 if you did in your tongue a hat trick and sang for us. 885 00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:55,988 Really? 886 00:51:55,989 --> 00:51:56,821 Yes. 887 00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:57,656 Delighted. 888 00:51:57,657 --> 00:51:58,989 This way, sir. 889 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,614 Can I have a guitar, please? 890 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:08,666 Thank you. 891 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:10,958 Come along, boys and girls. 892 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:11,961 Come closer. 893 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,747 It is all yours, sir. 894 00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:16,758 Thank you. 895 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:19,924 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ♪ 896 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:21,679 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ♪ 897 00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:24,108 ♪ You've gotta let your hair down everybody ♪ 898 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,345 ♪ If you wanna have a time ♪ 899 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:28,591 ♪ Let your hair down everybody ♪ 900 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,888 ♪ 'Cause I'm warning you that I'm gonna let my hair down ♪ 901 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,641 ♪ Everybody's gotta let it down ♪ 902 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,439 ♪ Hair down ♪ 903 00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:38,446 ♪ Everybody ♪ 904 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,317 ♪ Come to the hair down hoedown ♪ 905 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,328 ♪ Who's that in the corner ♪ 906 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:52,543 ♪ What's it all about ♪ 907 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:55,509 ♪ Never been known to pick a little wallflower ♪ 908 00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:56,838 ♪ For it's blossomed out ♪ 909 00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:59,063 ♪ You gotta let your hair down everybody ♪ 910 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,251 ♪ Everybody gotta let it down ♪ 911 00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,191 ♪ Party's really swinging ♪ 912 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,321 ♪ I can see it move ♪ 913 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,890 ♪ We're all moving outta that rut ♪ 914 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:06,976 ♪ And into that well known groove ♪ 915 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,922 ♪ 'Cause I'm warning you that I'm gonna let my ♪ 916 00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:18,620 ♪ Hair down everybody gotta let it down ♪ 917 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,164 ♪ Yeah ♪ 918 00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:53,707 Good evening, sir. 919 00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:54,540 Good evening. 920 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:57,033 Now sir, scotch, gin, or the old drop of wallop? 921 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,017 I think I'd like to try something local. 922 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,380 Something characteristic. 923 00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:03,289 That is if it's not too strong. 924 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,593 Oh no, this isn't strong at all. 925 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:11,974 Ah, ah. 926 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,570 Rather pleasant. 927 00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,196 Very palatable. 928 00:55:35,624 --> 00:55:37,115 Thank you. 929 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:53,256 Oh, I beg your pardon. 930 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,724 Oh, sorry, it's my fault. 931 00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:55,933 I shouldn't be wandering around. 932 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,177 Should be dancing. 933 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,021 So should you. 934 00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,308 How 'bout it? 935 00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:00,771 I'd be charmed. 936 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,738 Barman, my dear friend. 937 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:10,867 Dear friend. 938 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:14,486 What is the name of this beneficial distillation? 939 00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:16,581 Brandka, sir. 940 00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:19,116 A Ritallan mixture of Brandy and Vodka. 941 00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:21,252 Brandka. 942 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,004 Brandka. 943 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,048 Take a bottle, sir. 944 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,125 A thousands thanks. 945 00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:36,017 Consider me launched. 946 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,395 God bless me and all who sail in me. 947 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:53,900 Do you work in the palace? 948 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:54,911 Yes, I'm a cook. 949 00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:56,913 Really? 950 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:58,246 What's your favourite dish? 951 00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,409 I haven't any. 952 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,616 I just like cooking things up. 953 00:57:01,877 --> 00:57:03,288 What's cooking? 954 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,254 You'd be surprised. 955 00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,474 Hey, what's up? 956 00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:17,075 Just remembered something on the boil. 957 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:18,602 Must fly. 958 00:57:18,603 --> 00:57:19,435 Forgive me. 959 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,472 Have fun. 960 00:57:33,659 --> 00:57:35,070 Would you like to dance? 961 00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:36,363 Thank you. 962 00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:02,848 Do you come here often? 963 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,094 That's what I should ask you. 964 00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:06,848 Well I work here, but I've never seen you around. 965 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:09,151 No, I'm on a visit. 966 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:12,771 Oh, anything to do with this Englishman Whitecliffe? 967 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,231 Well, I work for him sort of. 968 00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:17,326 That sounds mysterious. 969 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:19,986 Is your work secret? 970 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:22,157 Well it is, but I'm not very good at keeping secrets. 971 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,166 What do you mean? 972 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,784 Believe it or not that sort of depends 973 00:58:26,795 --> 00:58:28,286 on how well we dance together. 974 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:42,884 What's your name? 975 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:44,135 Maria. 976 00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,062 Same as the princess. 977 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:46,624 Oh, there's a quarter of a million Marias 978 00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:50,141 in this country all about the same age as the princess. 979 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,397 What do you call yourself? 980 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:53,815 Tommy Hudson. 981 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:55,582 You don't look like a Tommy Hudson somehow. 982 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,340 I seem to have seen you somewhere before. 983 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:00,235 I must have a double. 984 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,245 How confusing for you. 985 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,031 Not if I know who I am or how I feel. 986 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:06,574 Do you right now for sure? 987 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,335 Sure I do. 988 00:59:09,337 --> 00:59:10,171 I'm leaving. 989 00:59:10,172 --> 00:59:11,006 You just got here. 990 00:59:11,007 --> 00:59:11,881 This is a horrible dance. 991 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:12,962 Not what I expected at all. 992 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,012 Leave me alone. 993 00:59:17,013 --> 00:59:17,845 Have I said something? 994 00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:18,846 You said nothing. 995 00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:19,883 Well what do you want me to say? 996 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:20,724 I like you. 997 00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:21,557 I like to be with you. 998 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,392 We've only just met. 999 00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:23,725 You've never seen me before. 1000 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,138 So? 1001 00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:26,386 Look, if you don't like me okay. 1002 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:27,396 That's that but say so. 1003 00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,098 I don't want to. 1004 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,348 Well what do you want to say? 1005 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,546 Well let's meet again in a couple of hours 1006 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:34,690 in the grounds by the trees. 1007 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,114 Yeah but... 1008 00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:37,195 You go back to the dance. 1009 00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:38,940 But I want to be with you. 1010 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:41,442 In a couple of hours when we've both had time to think. 1011 00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:43,704 Time to think, eh? 1012 00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:44,539 That's right. 1013 00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:45,540 Well think about this. 1014 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,600 Hey Coop. 1015 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:07,427 Come and have a drink. 1016 01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:09,558 Don't want a drink. 1017 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:10,600 I'm in enough trouble already. 1018 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:11,525 I wanna talk to you. 1019 01:00:11,526 --> 01:00:12,442 Trouble? 1020 01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:13,443 Nobody's in trouble. 1021 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,265 There's no such thing as trouble. 1022 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:21,942 The word has been abolished and all for the best happiness. 1023 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,948 The best of all possible worlds. 1024 01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:27,864 Will you listen? 1025 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:31,710 Beautiful music. 1026 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,815 Look, I need your help, your advice. 1027 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,126 Advice? 1028 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,499 Advice? 1029 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,501 My advice to you is to have a brandka. 1030 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,212 My advice to everybody is to have a brandka. 1031 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:45,764 Cures all ills. 1032 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,008 Washes whitest. 1033 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:49,770 Not a stain in sight. 1034 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,812 Renews the bloodstream. 1035 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:53,397 Creates friendship. 1036 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:58,441 Brandka is the drink that thirst was invented for. 1037 01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:00,865 Coop listen, Maria. 1038 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,737 A girl called Maria. 1039 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:06,114 That's it. 1040 01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,362 Princess. 1041 01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:08,408 Got a chill. 1042 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:09,415 We've got to cure her. 1043 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,119 Brandka. 1044 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:14,540 Got to pump the princess full of brandka. 1045 01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:18,835 Worth a guinea a glass. 1046 01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:24,629 I can't believe it. 1047 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,011 There must be a good reason. 1048 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,018 Oh, there is. 1049 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:29,853 Can't you see? 1050 01:01:29,854 --> 01:01:31,574 He found out I wanted nothing to do with him 1051 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:33,133 and this cheap trick at the dance 1052 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,120 is to make me think he loves me for myself, 1053 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:36,809 whether I'm a princess or not. 1054 01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:38,776 Oh, it makes me sick. 1055 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:40,538 He's just a crude fortune hunting philanderer 1056 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,126 and worse he must think I'm an absolute fool 1057 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:46,734 to fall for a cheap swindle like that. 1058 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:48,990 Just a minute. 1059 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,865 Did you know he was going to be at the dance? 1060 01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:54,124 Yes, my dear, of course. 1061 01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:56,080 I was trying to help. 1062 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:56,921 You did. 1063 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:57,880 Thank you. 1064 01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,442 Without that knowledge, I might have spent 1065 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,026 the rest of my life pining for somebody 1066 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,071 absolutely cold blooded and worthless. 1067 01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:06,296 Now, I never want to see him again. 1068 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:08,432 Never. 1069 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,737 But you arranged to meet him all the same. 1070 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,561 Why? 1071 01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:15,680 I must give him this one chance 1072 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,142 just in case there is a good reason. 1073 01:02:20,528 --> 01:02:25,523 ♪ Oh look it's all ♪ 1074 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:26,659 ♪ Happening ♪ 1075 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,277 ♪ It's all ♪ 1076 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:37,994 ♪ I heard 'em say they're giving it away for free ♪ 1077 01:02:44,302 --> 01:02:45,668 Well have you had time to think? 1078 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:46,595 Have you? 1079 01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:47,596 Of course. 1080 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,088 And now you can tell me the truth? 1081 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:51,515 Well that depends on... 1082 01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:52,958 Well, that's not very encouraging. 1083 01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:54,812 No, I know. 1084 01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,036 I'm not much hand at these pretty speeches, 1085 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:02,143 but if you'll listen I'll have a go. 1086 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:06,189 I've told you before I like you. 1087 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:08,492 I like you a lot. 1088 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:10,443 And I got a feeling you don't exactly 1089 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,365 think I'm a dog either. 1090 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:14,540 Well if you do, say so. 1091 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:16,657 It'll save us both a lot of trouble. 1092 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:18,794 I'm sorry. 1093 01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:20,704 I need just a little more time 1094 01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:22,580 to work out exactly what I think. 1095 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,009 You don't understand. 1096 01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:27,981 Ever since I met you, I've been in a muddle. 1097 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,304 I can't explain. 1098 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:33,244 If you'll only tell me how you feel about me, 1099 01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:35,009 I could tell you how. 1100 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:36,979 I just got to know. 1101 01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:39,555 You will at our next meeting. 1102 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,020 Blimey not another replay. 1103 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:44,268 What's blimey? 1104 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:45,279 It's an expression. 1105 01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:47,774 Can't you tell me now, Maria? 1106 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:49,806 At our next meeting, Tommy Hudson. 1107 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:51,827 Wait. 1108 01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:54,535 That's what you'll have to do until we meet again. 1109 01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:55,873 Where, when? 1110 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:57,949 You'll find out, Tommy Hudson. 1111 01:04:20,315 --> 01:04:21,315 What happened? 1112 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:25,393 I went to a dance and I fell in love. 1113 01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:27,485 No, please. 1114 01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:33,200 This morning I am in no condition to. 1115 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,953 Did you say in love? 1116 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,163 'Course I did. 1117 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:43,170 Why not? 1118 01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:45,580 I can't allow it. 1119 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:48,583 She was beautiful and she was crazy, too, I think, 1120 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:50,799 but she was real beautiful. 1121 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,304 You're mad. 1122 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,300 Oh, it's impossible. 1123 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:55,343 I warned you. 1124 01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:57,070 But you said not to fall for the princess. 1125 01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:58,726 I haven't. 1126 01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,728 It doesn't matter. 1127 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:01,604 It's a complication. 1128 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:03,097 It could be disastrous. 1129 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:04,108 You've got to stop it. 1130 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:06,026 I've got to find her. 1131 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:07,817 I've got to find her. 1132 01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:08,821 Find her? 1133 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:11,151 Don't you know where she is? 1134 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,190 I don't even know who she is. 1135 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,411 I must be going mad. 1136 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:17,865 Oh that drink. 1137 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,157 That skull cracking brandka. 1138 01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:23,585 Oh. 1139 01:05:24,712 --> 01:05:25,712 Tommy. 1140 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:27,881 I beg you. 1141 01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:31,250 I ask again, what happened? 1142 01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:35,379 She was wonderful just like a dream, 1143 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:37,801 but this is like a nightmare. 1144 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,391 You'll have to tell the king who I am. 1145 01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:40,851 I've made up my mind. 1146 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:41,854 Oh no. 1147 01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:45,893 Sorry, Coop. 1148 01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:48,338 You'll just have to cancel everything. 1149 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,298 Nothing matters but finding this girl. 1150 01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:51,941 But you can't do that. 1151 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,780 Exposure, shame, ruin. 1152 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:55,659 Think of the Hon. Tony. 1153 01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:57,951 I am thinking about him. 1154 01:05:58,580 --> 01:05:59,661 I'm thinking about what he did 1155 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,464 to be with the girl that he wanted to be with. 1156 01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:02,782 Fair's fair, mate. 1157 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,158 Let us be calm. 1158 01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:05,169 Let us be quite calm. 1159 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:12,050 Yes. 1160 01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:14,261 Yes. 1161 01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:16,346 No. 1162 01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:18,765 Oh now? 1163 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:21,518 Oh yes. 1164 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:24,354 Oh dear. 1165 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:27,691 Oh. 1166 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,601 What's up, Coop? 1167 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,272 The princess. 1168 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:35,318 She's better. 1169 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,782 She wants to see you. 1170 01:06:36,784 --> 01:06:38,116 The game's up then. 1171 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,280 I'll tell her. 1172 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:41,662 I bet she's no more interested 1173 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:43,744 in this fixed marriage lark than the Honourable Tony. 1174 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,292 Where do I meet her? 1175 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,326 The throne room. 1176 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,498 Bow your head. 1177 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:54,625 Don't look at her 'til she gives you permission. 1178 01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:56,512 Protocol? 1179 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:59,847 You're catching on, son, but too late. 1180 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:01,850 Too late. 1181 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,152 You may look on us. 1182 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,500 Mr. Hudson. 1183 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,079 Yes? 1184 01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:29,726 Are you quite mad or do you think I am? 1185 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,633 How dare you keep up this fantastic pretence now? 1186 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:34,466 It's no pretence. 1187 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,115 Here let me get me bearings a minute. 1188 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,195 I've got my bearings, Mr. Whitecliffe. 1189 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:41,464 Me name's Tommy Hudson. 1190 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:43,154 You're a cheat and you've been found out. 1191 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:44,643 Cor blooming blimey. 1192 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:46,895 Me name's Tommy Hudson. 1193 01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:49,124 You're the dishonourable Anthony Whitecliffe. 1194 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:49,982 Now get out and... 1195 01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:50,817 Be quiet. 1196 01:07:50,818 --> 01:07:51,650 Let me go. 1197 01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:52,484 You're gonna listen. 1198 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:53,319 I'll call a guard. 1199 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,152 Call a regiment. 1200 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,153 You're gonna listen. 1201 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:58,481 My name is Tommy Hudson. 1202 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:01,176 I was walking along a quiet country road 1203 01:08:01,703 --> 01:08:03,194 minding me own business. 1204 01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:04,615 ♪ All happening ♪ 1205 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:05,622 ♪ It's all happening ♪ 1206 01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:09,366 ♪ And I heard 'em say they're giving it away for free ♪ 1207 01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,244 ♪ Oh look, it's all happening ♪ 1208 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,211 ♪ If you don't believe me ♪ 1209 01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:19,210 ♪ Well take a look, a look see ♪ 1210 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,670 ♪ There's a loving in the air ♪ 1211 01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:24,324 ♪ Like the whole wide world don't care ♪ 1212 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,393 ♪ You can feel it stealing in up on the summer breeze ♪ 1213 01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:30,802 ♪ And if you climb up any tree ♪ 1214 01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,053 ♪ Then it's a sure thing to see ♪ 1215 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:36,019 ♪ That well known mystery the birds and bees ♪ 1216 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,003 Then I come over with that fellow Cooper. 1217 01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:40,280 It's perfect. 1218 01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:42,243 The most wonderful thing that could have happened. 1219 01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:43,536 Good. 1220 01:08:43,537 --> 01:08:44,369 Let's go tell your dad. 1221 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,204 No, not yet. 1222 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:46,285 This is an affair of state. 1223 01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:48,617 I'm in a state. 1224 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,124 What ya scheming now? 1225 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,167 You'll have to stay as Tony a little while longer. 1226 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:54,338 Why? 1227 01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,699 Five minutes before I leave for the cathedral to marry you 1228 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:58,279 then I'll tell everybody who you are. 1229 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,961 Why the marriage laws will be laughed out of existence. 1230 01:09:01,387 --> 01:09:02,798 Complete victory. 1231 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:06,222 I don't know nothing about these affairs of state, 1232 01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:08,237 but what I do know is that where I come from 1233 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:10,005 if a fellow wants to marry a girl, 1234 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,868 they go to her dad and lay it on the line. 1235 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:13,727 Come on, let's go and do it. 1236 01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,142 No and that is my royal command. 1237 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:18,690 Oh. 1238 01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,187 To disobey is treason. 1239 01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:23,107 Here's my seal on it. 1240 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,826 Blimey. 1241 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:35,828 We must face the facts, your majesty. 1242 01:09:37,131 --> 01:09:39,171 Everyone knows that the princess is feigning illness 1243 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:42,499 because she wants nothing to do with an arranged marriage. 1244 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,340 It's early days yet. 1245 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:46,347 Your majesty, the only dignified course of action 1246 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,786 is to spare that inoffensive young man 1247 01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:52,770 needless embarrassment and terminate his visit as quickly 1248 01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:56,398 and diplomatically as possible. 1249 01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,520 Gentlemen, I have one suggestion to make. 1250 01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:02,781 Please. 1251 01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:09,779 This unhappy state of affairs arises from an archaic law. 1252 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,156 I suggest quite simply that we repeal the royal marriage 1253 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,139 and succession act giving the royal family 1254 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:17,836 the elementary right... 1255 01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:19,719 Your majesty, this is a constitutional crisis. 1256 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:23,626 Tamper with the constitution, you aggravate the crisis. 1257 01:10:25,096 --> 01:10:28,680 Can't you somehow amend the constitution? 1258 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:42,112 Abdicate. 1259 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:35,948 Gentlemen, the cabinet meeting is ended 1260 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:41,958 and so I think is the constitutional crisis. 1261 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:15,825 This is where I used to play when I was a little girl. 1262 01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:20,852 I used to sit here for hours daydreaming 1263 01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:26,791 about when I grew up how I'd pass a law against loneliness. 1264 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,448 It would have been a wonderful law. 1265 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:29,636 It's passed for me. 1266 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:32,504 Come and sit down. 1267 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,855 ♪ Princess ♪ 1268 01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:56,320 ♪ If you love me, I'm a prince ♪ 1269 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:01,575 ♪ Saw you ♪ 1270 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:08,082 ♪ And I've loved you ever since ♪ 1271 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:14,046 ♪ Found you ♪ 1272 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:20,219 ♪ With a crowd around you ♪ 1273 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:25,975 ♪ Broke the ties that bound you ♪ 1274 01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:32,189 ♪ Stood my ground and now I've crowned you ♪ 1275 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:38,445 ♪ My princess ♪ 1276 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:44,577 ♪ Though there's nothing in a name ♪ 1277 01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:50,374 ♪ Others ♪ 1278 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:56,881 ♪ Would have sounded pretty tame ♪ 1279 01:13:57,642 --> 01:14:02,603 ♪ If you were poorer ♪ 1280 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:08,476 ♪ I could be no surer ♪ 1281 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:14,815 ♪ That you're a princess ♪ 1282 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:20,696 ♪ May I call you princess ♪ 1283 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:27,078 ♪ If you say you love me ♪ 1284 01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:32,382 ♪ I'm your prince ♪ 1285 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:54,455 I've got to speak to you alone, Master Tony. 1286 01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:56,332 I have to speak to you alone, your highness. 1287 01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:58,321 Okay. 1288 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:09,627 How you feeling now, Coop? 1289 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:20,672 What's on your mind, mate? 1290 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:25,136 Your highness, I must ask you what is the meaning of this? 1291 01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:27,230 But it's simple. 1292 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:30,265 I'm going to be his trouble and strife. 1293 01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:32,653 His what? 1294 01:15:32,654 --> 01:15:34,236 Straight up I am. 1295 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:36,322 His trouble and... 1296 01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:38,406 Strife. 1297 01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:39,490 Wife. 1298 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:40,493 It's rhyming slang. 1299 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,529 The very smartest thing in British society. 1300 01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:45,582 You are behind the times. 1301 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:48,539 Your highness, you're destroying our historic plan. 1302 01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:51,415 There's no need to get into a two and eight. 1303 01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:53,213 Two and state? 1304 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,630 You're catching on China. 1305 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,377 China? 1306 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:00,963 China? 1307 01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:02,384 Oh, your highness. 1308 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:03,882 Oh, don't take on so Bassy boy. 1309 01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:06,635 Everything's going to be all right. 1310 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:08,853 Just you go on up the apples 1311 01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,576 and take a drop of the old how's your father 1312 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:11,900 and you'll feel better. 1313 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:14,319 Apples? 1314 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,653 How's my father? 1315 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:19,782 Princess, your highness, are you all right out here 1316 01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:21,278 in the strong sun? 1317 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:23,045 Never felt better, but I would sort of like 1318 01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:24,908 to be on my jack for awhile. 1319 01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:26,617 Who is Jack? 1320 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:31,460 Oh, Bastini, if only you could see yourself. 1321 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:33,630 I can. 1322 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:35,706 I can. 1323 01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:37,207 Only too tragically clearly. 1324 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:39,867 I see a man who has devoted his life 1325 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:42,382 to the service of the people standing on the threshold 1326 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,590 of his greatest social reform 1327 01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:48,302 when suddenly from a most unexpected quarter, 1328 01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:51,639 he is dealt a body blow. 1329 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:55,142 You owe it to posterity to deny your heart in this matter. 1330 01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:58,187 I owe it to myself to marry the one I love, 1331 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:00,984 so wish me luck. 1332 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:02,311 I appeal to you, your highness, 1333 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:05,162 to remember our joint plans to repeal the marriage 1334 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,358 and succession law if you persist 1335 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,032 in sabotaging them by this romance. 1336 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:12,733 We'll still abolish that old rule. 1337 01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:14,420 Don't worry. 1338 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:17,497 It'll be even more of a spectacular victory than we planned. 1339 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:19,792 Wait and see. 1340 01:17:19,802 --> 01:17:20,802 You'll be surprised. 1341 01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:23,096 All right. 1342 01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:26,340 I place my trust in you. 1343 01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:30,601 And I won't let you down, cock. 1344 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:37,059 But the consequences. 1345 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:38,749 Think of the consequences of this romance. 1346 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,112 I am thinking. 1347 01:17:41,115 --> 01:17:42,115 Lovely. 1348 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:44,583 Tommy, don't you realise you're an imposter? 1349 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,921 Have you noticed the way her nose wrinkles? 1350 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,275 You'll be discovered, deported. 1351 01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:52,165 Diplomatic complications. 1352 01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:55,035 Stern notes between governments, oh. 1353 01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:58,747 Her eyes are like great big bowls of treacle. 1354 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,625 This might mean war. 1355 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,198 We'll have our honeymoon in Margate. 1356 01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:06,409 You promised me not to fall in love. 1357 01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:08,465 Oh no, she's a princess. 1358 01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:09,682 Must remember that. 1359 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,142 We'll go to Bournemouth. 1360 01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:12,556 Tommy, for heaven's sake. 1361 01:18:12,563 --> 01:18:14,283 You'll have to pretend to be ill, paralysed. 1362 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:16,137 No, a sudden attack of insanity. 1363 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:17,776 That's it. 1364 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:19,143 Yes, that's it. 1365 01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:20,273 I'll call the palace doctor. 1366 01:18:21,071 --> 01:18:22,471 Throw myself entirely at his mercy. 1367 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:24,645 Coop, something bothering you? 1368 01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:26,577 Just this. 1369 01:18:26,578 --> 01:18:27,938 You simply cannot marry this girl. 1370 01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:29,994 Why not? 1371 01:18:29,997 --> 01:18:31,033 You know very well why not. 1372 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,281 Now come to your senses. 1373 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:34,331 There is no solution for us except to leave at once. 1374 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:36,461 Oh, but there is. 1375 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,004 Listen a minute. 1376 01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:50,969 Magnificent. 1377 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,061 Simply magnificent. 1378 01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,139 I think it'll do the trick. 1379 01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:57,058 Sir, may I shake your hand? 1380 01:18:57,650 --> 01:18:58,857 Help yourself. 1381 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,629 You may leave the detailed arrangements to me. 1382 01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:02,013 I shall be proud to undertake them 1383 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:04,788 and I shall be with you at the triumphant end. 1384 01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:07,361 Thank you, Cooper. 1385 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:11,660 How's this? 1386 01:19:13,499 --> 01:19:14,990 Full dossier required urgently 1387 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,120 on Anthony Whitecliffe stop. 1388 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,474 Start your investigations immediately stop. 1389 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:22,672 I do not mean stop but start stop, Bastini. 1390 01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:24,884 Excellent. 1391 01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:27,528 I suspected him from the very beginning. 1392 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,180 You never mentioned it. 1393 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,485 It was I who took the hint from the princess 1394 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:34,048 and deduced the fantastic but all too possible explanation 1395 01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:36,062 that he is an imposter. 1396 01:19:37,356 --> 01:19:38,356 She said nothing of the kind. 1397 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:39,393 She only said that you might... 1398 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,891 That I would be surprised. 1399 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:43,602 Well it's Maria the independent 1400 01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:46,098 who is likely to be surprised now. 1401 01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:49,233 Bastini, supposing he's not an imposter at all? 1402 01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:52,101 That would be unfortunate for him. 1403 01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:54,074 An accident? 1404 01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,164 That's your department. 1405 01:19:57,084 --> 01:20:01,920 But whatever happens, this marriage must not take place. 1406 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:09,673 Look, I still don't like the idea 1407 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:10,796 of us springing it on 'em. 1408 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:11,764 Why don't we tell 'em now? 1409 01:20:11,765 --> 01:20:13,097 Oh no, please don't. 1410 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,703 But they're going to send these photos all over the world 1411 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:15,727 and they're not of me. 1412 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,602 They are of me, but they're not of me. 1413 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:20,684 Don't you see what I mean? 1414 01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:21,772 Don't look so worried. 1415 01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:22,775 You'll spoil them all. 1416 01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:24,810 Let's tell 'em now. 1417 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,812 Darling, I want my triumph complete. 1418 01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:28,990 Wait for my sake. 1419 01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:31,074 Oh all right then. 1420 01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:32,487 Aren't you happy? 1421 01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:34,094 After all, we are engaged to be married. 1422 01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:36,496 Yeah, I know. 1423 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:37,498 So smile. 1424 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:42,202 ♪ Photograph my baby ♪ 1425 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,997 ♪ Will she laugh, she's smiling snow ♪ 1426 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:52,379 ♪ Photographing her is quite a task ♪ 1427 01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:57,509 ♪ Photograph my baby ♪ 1428 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:01,354 ♪ Try to capture what she's got ♪ 1429 01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:03,566 ♪ Just a shot ♪ 1430 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:09,355 ♪ That's not a lot to ask ♪ 1431 01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:13,108 ♪ Here comes the bride to be ♪ 1432 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,903 ♪ Bring out your cameras ♪ 1433 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,574 ♪ Well I want her picture close to me ♪ 1434 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:24,369 ♪ When I'm feeling amorous ♪ 1435 01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:28,123 ♪ Photograph my baby ♪ 1436 01:21:29,385 --> 01:21:34,380 ♪ Comes the day when maybe I'll be with her ♪ 1437 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:40,469 ♪ On that photograph ♪ 1438 01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:43,680 ♪ Photograph my baby ♪ 1439 01:21:45,109 --> 01:21:47,601 ♪ Will he laugh, he's smiling now ♪ 1440 01:21:48,862 --> 01:21:53,857 ♪ Photographing him is quite a task ♪ 1441 01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:59,112 ♪ Photograph my baby ♪ 1442 01:22:00,457 --> 01:22:02,949 ♪ Try to capture what he's got ♪ 1443 01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:05,378 ♪ Just a shot ♪ 1444 01:22:06,004 --> 01:22:10,999 ♪ That's not a lot to ask ♪ 1445 01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:15,212 ♪ Here comes the groom to be ♪ 1446 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:18,382 ♪ Bring out your cameras ♪ 1447 01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:22,344 ♪ I want his picture close to me ♪ 1448 01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:26,598 ♪ When I'm feeling amorous ♪ 1449 01:22:27,734 --> 01:22:30,226 ♪ Photograph my baby ♪ 1450 01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:36,525 ♪ Comes the day when maybe I'll be with him ♪ 1451 01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:42,406 ♪ On that photograph ♪ 1452 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,909 ♪ Photograph my baby ♪ 1453 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:52,207 ♪ Comes the day when maybe I'll be with her ♪ 1454 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:58,714 ♪ On that extra special ♪ 1455 01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:01,262 ♪ Photograph ♪ 1456 01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,330 I'll be glad when this do's over. 1457 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:33,860 You've no idea what a weight it'll be off me mind 1458 01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:35,375 to be able to... - Sh, sh, sh. 1459 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:37,794 The Duke and Duchess, your parents, 1460 01:23:37,804 --> 01:23:38,844 have arrived on the plane. 1461 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,676 Oh good. 1462 01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:42,682 Would you like to see the before the party, dear? 1463 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:44,474 Oh no, I don't think so. 1464 01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:46,238 We don't want to keep the mob waiting, do we? 1465 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,356 Very well. 1466 01:23:47,357 --> 01:23:48,597 Shall we go in? 1467 01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:33,483 My friends, it is inevitable that there should be 1468 01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:36,373 a certain air of formality on this occasion, 1469 01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:39,089 but I want to dispose with the formality 1470 01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:40,968 as quickly as possible so that the warm 1471 01:24:42,035 --> 01:24:43,675 and happy reason for our meeting together 1472 01:24:43,870 --> 01:24:46,863 can be celebrated in the fullest sense of the word. 1473 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:50,867 So I address you now, not as a monarch, 1474 01:24:52,170 --> 01:24:54,330 but as a father charged with one of the happiest duties 1475 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,144 that a father can be called upon to perform. 1476 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:00,419 It is to announce that a beloved daughter 1477 01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,505 has chosen the man she will marry. 1478 01:25:04,808 --> 01:25:06,800 Has found true love and happiness. 1479 01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,820 Thus it will be my pleasure to bid you welcome 1480 01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:12,889 into our midst our future son in law, 1481 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:17,777 but first as I warned you one final formality. 1482 01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,422 Is there anyone among you who knows full 1483 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:25,276 and sufficient reason why Maria, Princess of Ritalla, 1484 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:27,978 should not herewith become betrothed 1485 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:30,866 to the Honourable Anthony Whitecliffe heir... 1486 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:33,838 Your majesty, I've something to tell you first. 1487 01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:34,879 What? 1488 01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:37,748 Is it this, you fraud? 1489 01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,700 Your majesty, I have here a dispatch 1490 01:25:42,387 --> 01:25:43,587 from our ambassador in London. 1491 01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:47,966 Anthony Whitecliffe is already married. 1492 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,255 Why didn't the dear boy tell us? 1493 01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:53,105 But then who? 1494 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:56,850 This man is at best an intending bigamist 1495 01:25:58,195 --> 01:25:59,515 or at worst a downright imposter. 1496 01:26:00,572 --> 01:26:01,406 Oh dear. 1497 01:26:01,407 --> 01:26:02,407 Sh, I'll miss my cue. 1498 01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:04,591 What are you getting so excited about? 1499 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:05,946 I was just going to tell everybody. 1500 01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:07,597 Well he wanted to right from the beginning. 1501 01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:08,621 I stopped him. 1502 01:26:09,289 --> 01:26:10,529 Our princess has been bemused 1503 01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:16,370 and our nation very nearly tricked by this common cockney. 1504 01:26:16,588 --> 01:26:17,795 I'd rather be any kind of cockney 1505 01:26:17,798 --> 01:26:20,290 than your kind of prime minister, mate. 1506 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,150 Listen everybody, we want to get married. 1507 01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:25,530 There shouldn't be anything to stop us, 1508 01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:27,575 but just in case there's anybody that feels 1509 01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:29,679 that there should be something before a bloke's name. 1510 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:32,268 You tell 'em, Coop. 1511 01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:35,186 Your majesties, your highness, Mr. Prime Minister, 1512 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:36,639 my Lords, ladies and gentlemen. 1513 01:26:37,359 --> 01:26:38,999 May I present to you the one and only son 1514 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:42,312 of London's Pearly king and queen, Prince Tommy. 1515 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:55,992 Here come and meet my mum and dad. 1516 01:26:57,546 --> 01:26:59,003 Here meet my mum and dad. 1517 01:26:59,005 --> 01:26:59,839 How do you do? 1518 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:00,674 Pleased to meet you. 1519 01:27:00,675 --> 01:27:01,507 Welcome to Ritalla. 1520 01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:02,544 How do you do? 1521 01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:03,385 Hello. 1522 01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:04,586 How do you do? 1523 01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:06,635 Ah, Cooper. 1524 01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:08,681 Your grace, madam. 1525 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:10,715 May I present Lady Marguerita. 1526 01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:12,012 The Duke and Duchess of Whitecliffe. 1527 01:27:12,018 --> 01:27:13,134 - How do you do? - How do you do? 1528 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:14,019 I'm pleased to inform you... 1529 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,431 Have you done a deal for the cattle? 1530 01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:16,273 I have. 1531 01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:17,354 A good one? 1532 01:27:17,357 --> 01:27:18,643 Fab, your grace. 1533 01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:20,016 Fab? 1534 01:27:28,201 --> 01:27:29,201 Your majesties. 1535 01:27:29,870 --> 01:27:31,532 Your royal highness. 1536 01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:34,197 My Lords, ladies and gentlemen. 1537 01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:37,621 Oh and Mr. Prime Minister. 1538 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,545 ♪ Thanks a lot ♪ 1539 01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,039 ♪ I've had a ball ♪ 1540 01:27:44,217 --> 01:27:46,709 ♪ And I love you one and all ♪ 1541 01:27:48,096 --> 01:27:50,588 ♪ You've been great and I'll be proud to say ♪ 1542 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:55,468 ♪ Whatever may befall ♪ 1543 01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:59,222 ♪ Each of you have left a part ♪ 1544 01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:03,560 ♪ Of yourselves inside my heart ♪ 1545 01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:07,773 ♪ And I know somehow if it all ended now ♪ 1546 01:28:08,950 --> 01:28:09,950 ♪ I'd say thanks a lot ♪ 1547 01:28:13,705 --> 01:28:16,698 ♪ Thanks a lot I've had a ball ♪ 107008