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Good morning everyone,
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My name is Chhavi Chauhan
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And I will be presenting
my composition
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in front of you all today.
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The title of my composition is
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"Run away with you"
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The quiet hum of your voice
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interlaces with the winds
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and comes to me.
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The song that your heartbeat sings,
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calls out to me.
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The curls in your hair
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get entangled in the wind...
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leaving the world drowned
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in the smell of you.
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Soon, there's nothing much to do...
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than to run away with you...
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Thank you!
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Did I get my diary....
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Ohh shit!...
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I think I forgot my
dairy in the auditorium..
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I will just go
and get it...
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You guys carry on!
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Bye!..Bye
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Excuse me
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Your eyes are like outstretched arms.
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Call out to me.
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Your eyes silently.
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Steal me from myself.
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But perhaps they don't realize,
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that my glance never left them.
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A meteor in the sky,
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Rests in the corner of her eye.
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My heart restless, ponders,
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If she too feels the
magic of this moment?
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These words,
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buried in love letters.
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A shooting star brings them alive.
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My words need to meet you tonight.
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Can't wait for tomorrow to arrive.
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Hello, I'm your host Alfaaz...
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And this is 92.7 BIG FM.
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Where we're back
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with some forgotten tales,
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on your favourite
show 'Rain-soaked Words'.
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It's time to meet the persons
that have been writing
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to each other for the last year.
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She was the
one who asked to meet.
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Yet she had not yet come.
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A question begins to
trouble the heart…
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What if she has
changed her mind?
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Then the same heart
comes up with the reply...
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Intentions can change,
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but not promises.
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The next part of the story,
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after a short break.
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Till then,
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enjoy the first tune of the evening...
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Where and what are
we headed to...
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Unaware and oblivious...
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We shall meet where the
beginning meets its very end.
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You are here,
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the light is here...
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You are here,
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the light is here...
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Hi!
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The flame was losing
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it's splendour.
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You have given me
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a reason for me to live...
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What happened?
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Did I turn out too pretty?
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...life seemed meaningless...
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Friends,
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does this story remind
you of a forgotten lover?
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In the hustle-bustle of life,
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as we try hard to leave those
painful yesterdays behind...
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but in one form or another
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they find a way into
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into our lives.
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On that note, I just add...
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Strange are the ways
of a broken relation…
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It leaves the heart heavier
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even when it has left you empty.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I am coming.
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Yeah...yeah.
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Drive on...
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There is a lot of pressure from
the Bombay office.
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I am going crazy.
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He is your favorite after all...
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You're the only person
he'd listen to.
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Here he comes...
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Jelly beans.
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Thank you.
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See you tomorrow...
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Gooodnight.
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- See you!
- Goood luck
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How come you're working so late?
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Ya, sponsors have
come up with something
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and I need your help.
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Tell me.
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Sit.
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What's the point,
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when the answer is
going to be 'No'?
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At least tell me.
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The sponsors just want
to run a simple contest...
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The winner gets to
have dinner with you.
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Please sweetheart, don't
refuse to do it once again.
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Come on Alfaaz,
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no facebook page,
you don't want to meet & greet.
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Don't you think your fans
deserve to know
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whose voice this is?
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Goodnight.
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Strange are the ways
of a broken relation…
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It leaves the heart heavier
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even when it has left you empty.
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Tonight
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I take your leave ...
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Do not forget to tune in every night
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Monday to Friday to your favourite show.
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"Rain-soaked words"
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with your very own RJ Alfaaz.
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Till then anchor your dreams
with the promise of love...
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drench yourself with
rain-soaked words...
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Aaahhh.....
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orgasmic!
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Thanks for recording Apu.
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Should we get to work now.
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What kind of pictures are these?
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I don't strategise like you do...
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If you're destined to find something,
a coincidence will occur!
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Apu?
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The food's getting cold.
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Hurry up.
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Ma I'm coming!
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Look.
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This one!
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And a cherry on the cake!
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Killer!
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Why is the door locked?
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Are you taking drugs?
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Ma, I'm changing!
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Is there someone inside...?
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Apu?
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Bye... Bye...
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Good boy.
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Babu, just because you
don't have anyone else,
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you're talking to Casper?
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We can chat in Bangla.
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Oh my god.
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You ask everyone their stories.
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Tell me your story.
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What's there to say?
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It’s been a while since I left home.
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Now I just try to find myself
in the stories of others.
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Didn't understand a word.
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But liked the sound of it.
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Tea?
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Yes please.
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Boy!
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When he was brought
to the police station
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the face looked familiar.
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We read out all the charges
against him
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And without a blink.
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He replied 'I accept'.
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And then I asked him,
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if he remembered
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having said the same
thing to me 25 years ago...
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Did this story remind
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you of a forgotten lover?
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Your own stories.
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Your own songs.
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On your very own show
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"Rain-soaked words".
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And Yes
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Like quiet words falling
with the rain...
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And this is me, your host,
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RJ Alfaaz.
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On that note, I add...
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Now slide-
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Okay so "Not So Punny" had
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10,000 new downloads
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in june 2017.
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Right?
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Any guesses..
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how many did we have?
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Anyone?
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You?
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11,000!
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Happy?
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11,000 in the whole quarter!
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What do you think?
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What magic wand would they be using!
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Next slide.
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Every object continues
in it's state of
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rest or uniform motion,
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unless suffering from loose motion!
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See...
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it's witty... it's original...
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it's simple!
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These are the three things which
make anything on the internet viral.
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But
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these are the three
things which are always
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missing in our creations!
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Congrats!
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And I am not done yet!
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Before we go back & make
those mundane creations again...
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one last point.
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Keep Digging.
'Till You Find The Joke.'
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You have all seen this meme, right?
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It has more than 1000
downloads on our website.
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But there is something
missing on this meme.
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Has anyone noticed?
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The company watermark is not there.
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Very Good!
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Guys... interns are answering
questions these days.
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Okay, so will people own up
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or do I go & directly talk to them?
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It was me.
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I know it's you.
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Param,
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I felt the watermark
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takes away the innocence
from the photoograph.
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Really?
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And who's giving
you the freedom to feel?
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So many painters, poets,
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Radio Jockeys...
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Keep working incognito
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You think we get our revenue
for your abstract creativity?
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We get our revenue from our
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footprints in the
online world, Archana.
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I can't believe this
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if we don't put your
watermark in the creation,
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how will the brands know?
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Khandelwal!
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Yes.
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I need 5 new ideas
on my table today evening.
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Alright ...6'oclock.
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And let's put our watermark
back on our creations please.
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Do you remember...
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when we joined all
we ever wanted to do was
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to create something beautiful...!
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- Ya, but in an organization...
- Apu please!
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I'll mail you the 5 new ideas.
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Please don't waste your time on that.
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The partition had torn
both the countries apart.
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Old and young.
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Had all picked up the guns.
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But amidst this insanity,
the soldier stayed calm and
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took aim...
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and waited for the enemy
to make one mistake
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The enemy was a stranger.
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Yet he felt that stanger's
death would somehow
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help him avenge the loss of Henna!
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There was barely a month
left for their marriage...
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...when political forces drew a line
dividing their two states!
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Months later, he found out...
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That his Henna had hung herself
using the same robe
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with her bridal attire.
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The newly formed State
was reminding him of her.
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The people there were
reminding him of her... He had to
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erase those memories...
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He had to
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erase that enemy...
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One small error of judgement
on the enemy's part
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The soldier pulled the trigger...
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However, there was
something about him...
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That was reminding him of
a dear one.
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He wanted to look at his
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face once...
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He turned the dead body...
lying at his feet.
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And found himself staring
into the face of his Henna...
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One that note, I just add...
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Everyone warned me that
you would leave me someday...
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I told them
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I will call you life...
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Then only death can separate us.
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- Hey!
- Hey...
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These rains ya!
281
00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,750
I love it.
282
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,000
You're stalking this guy?
283
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,120
Sir, the silken hairs from your ears
284
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,620
remind me of the Amazonian forest...
285
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,500
And yet I'm crazy about them!
286
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,250
Why's Marie saying this?
287
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,750
Holy shit!
You made a fake Facebook page
288
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,830
- How's it?
- Killer!
289
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,330
Sir, the necklace I forgot
in that shady hotel room,
290
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,250
did you give it to your wife?
291
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:35,870
Sssh... Robbie!
292
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,870
Let's not discuss this in public.
293
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,870
Sir, I can satisfy
you better than Robbie.
294
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,620
But please don't
forget my salary hike!
295
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,950
What you gonna do with this?
296
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,250
Forward it to the office
from a fake account!
297
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,250
Have you lost your mind lady!
298
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,250
Give it to me.
299
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,200
I'll keep it safe in my account.
300
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,500
I don't trust you with it...
301
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,250
Tony Baby has asked me out.
302
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:09,750
Ohh.
303
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,700
Can I ask you something?
304
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:13,000
Hmm...
305
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,750
Say no!
306
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,120
How do you choose your dates?
307
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:23,830
Simple.
308
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,870
Anyone who doesn't
have a profile picture...
309
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:26,750
like me,
310
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:30,120
I accept them with closed eyes.
311
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,330
It's a blind date after all!
312
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:41,370
Hello.
313
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:44,200
Why did you swipe right
if you weren't going to show up?
314
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,250
Sorry?
315
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,870
Yeah, you should be.
316
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:48,580
Who's speaking?
317
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:51,500
So, now you've
forgotten your date?
318
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,080
Is it through some contest?
319
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:58,620
Tinder.
320
00:20:58,950 --> 00:20:59,750
Archie.
321
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,870
Remember?
322
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,370
Who do you want to speak to?
323
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:06,450
Isn't this 9167420083?
324
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:08,250
No. It ends with 93.
325
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,700
I am so sorry.
326
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:12,000
It's alright.
327
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,450
Coincidences do happen...
328
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:15,870
You believe in coincidences?
329
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:18,370
It's not easy to believe in coincidences...
330
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:19,500
but...
331
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,620
I've learnt to trust them
more than many things in life.
332
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:25,700
Anyway.
333
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:26,700
I have to go!
334
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,370
Yeah sure.
335
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,120
It was nice talking to you.
336
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,330
Same here.
337
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,000
- Bye.
- Bye.
338
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:48,870
Archie?
339
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,120
- Tony?
- Yeah.
340
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,830
So have you been waiting for long?
341
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:57,870
No it's okay.
342
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:08,370
Yeah Archie,
343
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:09,580
Listen to me,
344
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,000
don't call me again.
345
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,330
Bye...
346
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,250
My ex.
347
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:27,870
Listen,
348
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,000
if I swear at you as
if you are my ex...
349
00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:32,750
you won't mind right?
350
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:35,700
Sure.
351
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,370
- Sure?
- Yes.
352
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,250
Archana... you're such a bitch yaar!
353
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:46,000
Your face looks like
you had menopause at childhood!
354
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:48,500
and your scraggly hair...
355
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,000
Archie...
356
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,000
what's wrong with you?
357
00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:15,580
You know that Mom...
358
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,250
How was it?
359
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:55,200
It would have been better if
360
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,830
you had gone out with me instead.
361
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,450
But I hardly have
that value in your life.
362
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,120
Have you ever asked me?
363
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Archie..
364
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,120
I like you.
365
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,000
I mean...
366
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,000
You might fool around
with anyone...
367
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,450
But you end up coming to me
368
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,370
to share all your problems...
369
00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:24,080
I know you like me too.
370
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:28,250
But maybe you aren't able
to feel it right now.
371
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,120
So can you stop being blind and...
372
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
take me out on a date instead?
373
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,200
Disgusting Apu...
374
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
You are so disgusting!
375
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:52,330
Ain't you unwell today!
376
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,250
Turn off the radio
and go to sleep.
377
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,450
...smoke rising
from the lamp?
378
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:45,870
Why's there smoke rising
from the lamp?
379
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,330
I keep seeing this dream...
380
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,500
That I am awakened
from my dreams
381
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:59,500
Here is a strange story
382
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,080
Where does it end and
where does it begin?
383
00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:46,370
You won't come home?
384
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,000
I will go.
385
00:26:49,950 --> 00:26:52,330
It's not safe for a young boy
386
00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:54,330
to roam around alone
so late at night.
387
00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:57,580
Please come.
388
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,370
Apu...
389
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,870
So what if we can't sleep together...
390
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,250
We can definitely lie down together!
391
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:09,750
Please...
392
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,120
Cheers!!
393
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,000
Good morning.
394
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,250
Good morning.
395
00:29:12,370 --> 00:29:13,120
What mom...
396
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,750
You're obsessed with whatsapp!
397
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,250
Why don't you ever
give it a shot?
398
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,450
At least I should have
one foot outside..
399
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:20,200
the virtual world!
400
00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,120
Try stepping into it once at least..
401
00:29:22,330 --> 00:29:23,330
You'll forget about FB...
402
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:27,330
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
403
00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:34,830
Have some curry.
404
00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:38,330
Thank you.
405
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,500
Thank you.
406
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,120
I hope your Mom is
not going to freak out.
407
00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:49,200
No... I had texted
her in the morning...
408
00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:50,620
that I am at the photo shoot.
409
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,080
Bad boy...
410
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:54,830
What should I be doing now?
411
00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:07,870
Tell me!
412
00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:15,330
Show me.
413
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:16,250
Read.
414
00:30:20,370 --> 00:30:21,830
Ever wondered...
415
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,580
Why is it that people with
seats farthest from the aisle,
416
00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:26,370
arrive last?
417
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,370
The nose always itches the most...
418
00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:34,330
when both the hands
are filthy!
419
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,250
The queue you choose
to be in always moves slower...
420
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:39,750
Than the one you decided to leave!
421
00:30:39,950 --> 00:30:40,750
That's true.
422
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,830
Yeah.
423
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:43,830
And when you are taking
424
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:45,120
of something...
425
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,120
Not luft.. lutf.
426
00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:47,370
Maa but its l-u-f-t.
427
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,370
I know, but its in hindi in english...
428
00:30:49,370 --> 00:30:51,370
It's wrong in the first place.
Lutf.
429
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,620
And when you are taking
430
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:55,950
of something...
431
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,620
Why is it only then that
someone calls you for work?
432
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,580
Don't laugh alone.
433
00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,370
Spread the smile. Forward now!
434
00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:40,500
On that note I just add...
435
00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,370
Not that we were wrong...
436
00:31:44,450 --> 00:31:47,000
Or the times were bad.
437
00:31:47,370 --> 00:31:49,500
It was just our destiny...
438
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:52,120
Our story was meant
to end like that.
439
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,620
But you probably know
what you do not want.
440
00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:16,830
Yeah... may be.
441
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,250
I can say that...
442
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,870
At this point of time
I want this...
443
00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,580
I mean you know...
444
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,120
- I don't know what else...
- Sorry.
445
00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,120
Future.
446
00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:31,370
Would you mind if I make a call?
447
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:37,450
Hello.
448
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:41,370
Uh... hello, just wait a second,
I can't hear you.
449
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,750
Hey! Hey! How are you?
450
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120
Who's speaking?
451
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,870
Are you always going
to ask me that?
452
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,750
Do we know each other?
453
00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:56,080
No...
454
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,750
but I want to.
455
00:32:58,330 --> 00:32:59,620
Uh... actually,
456
00:32:59,830 --> 00:33:03,080
someone sent me a
forward from this number.
457
00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:04,330
Did you like it?
458
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:05,330
No..
459
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,330
I mean... yes.
460
00:33:07,330 --> 00:33:09,500
But where did you find this?
461
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:10,120
Hello..
462
00:33:10,870 --> 00:33:11,250
Hello..
463
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,620
I can't hear you.
464
00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:16,200
- Hello?
- Hello?
465
00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,370
- Archie! I don't get it why people-
- Stop it Apu!
466
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,200
I'm no damsel in distress.
467
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,620
I can deal with it.
468
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080
Don't get mad.
469
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,870
- I was just trying to...
- I don't... just don't... please!
470
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,120
Archie...
471
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,000
So uncle,
472
00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:17,870
how was the day?
473
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,450
Not good.
474
00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:21,080
Feeling feverish.
475
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:22,950
You didn't take any medicine?
476
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:26,830
With medication,
477
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:28,580
takes 7 days to recover.
478
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
And if I don't,
479
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,120
It takes a week!
480
00:34:34,870 --> 00:34:35,700
Come on...
481
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,870
you don't have to
submit it today.
482
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,080
We can go to Hotel Tarun
2 days later as well...
483
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:42,830
Won't make a difference.
484
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,120
But this Anticlock assignment
is important.
485
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,080
If we crack this,
486
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,620
it will be a once in a lifetime thing.
487
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,950
Our hike and promotion
are both guaranteed.
488
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,080
At least one of us
has to be responsible.
489
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,620
Come...
490
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:05,620
Hey Guys!
491
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,000
This is Tony Baby
and he is joining us today.
492
00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:09,620
Hey guys! Hi.
493
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:17,830
Hey...
494
00:35:18,870 --> 00:35:19,750
Hey...
495
00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:22,700
- Hi..
- Hi..
496
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,500
I am, I am sorry..
497
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:26,870
Throwing water on you
498
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,620
was a bit too much.
499
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:29,450
No...
500
00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:30,620
I went a bit too far.
501
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:31,620
So I am sorry.
502
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,370
I am still recovering
from the break-up... Hence.
503
00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:39,450
sorry...
504
00:35:41,950 --> 00:35:42,700
Listen...
505
00:35:43,330 --> 00:35:45,370
Can I take you out for
lunch tomorrow?
506
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,450
Tasty...No?
507
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,500
Yeah...Thanks for the lunch.
508
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,950
My Pleasure.
509
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,580
You aren't a Bengali, are you?
510
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,620
My mom is a Bengali.
511
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,200
And I take after her.
512
00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:00,120
She is beautiful.
513
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,120
You are so full of yourself!
514
00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:07,370
I have an idea...
515
00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:10,370
And I have a caption...
516
00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:12,080
When you realize
517
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,620
the deadline has been extended...
518
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,580
It's on everybody's
wishlist over here, right?
519
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,330
You really expect
me to show this to
520
00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:21,250
Anticlock?
521
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,620
- Do you get any idea?
- Really...
522
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,200
Come on guys
523
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,370
we work at SirKasm.
524
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:25,620
Didn't get the time.
525
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,000
You know what we stand for.
526
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,620
Witty, original, simple..
527
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,450
you know that
these things matter.
528
00:36:30,870 --> 00:36:32,120
You barely get any
time these days, no?
529
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,080
What do you think Kushal?
530
00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:34,500
101 percent sir.
531
00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:35,450
What's so wrong in having
532
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,750
a social life beyond you?
533
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,370
I just don't know
what to do with you guys.
534
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,120
Next slide.
535
00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:41,370
Summer is coming....
536
00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:44,580
Game of Thrones, haan?
537
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:45,500
Good...
538
00:36:47,870 --> 00:36:48,620
Tony
539
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,080
and Archana.
540
00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:52,120
Nice!
541
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Very Nice.
542
00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:56,750
Next one, Kushal.
543
00:36:57,870 --> 00:36:58,370
Apu...
544
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,500
Apu...Apu listen...
545
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,330
It's not what you think.
546
00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:01,750
Apu!
547
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:09,620
Archie...we did great yeah!
548
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,000
Did I ask you for a
credit in that creative?
549
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,700
Archie!
550
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:45,620
Hey.
551
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:48,620
Hi.
552
00:37:52,450 --> 00:37:55,250
We didn't finish our
conversation that day.
553
00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:59,750
You were asking
about that forward?
554
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,500
It's okay.
555
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:13,330
Should I just call you
Mr. Coincidence all my life?
556
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,870
Why?
557
00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:27,370
It's not easy to
believe in coincidences,
558
00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:28,120
But...
559
00:38:28,870 --> 00:38:30,120
if you come to think about it.
560
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,080
It makes a lot of sense
to a lot of things
561
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,250
happening in the world.
562
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:34,750
Oh,
563
00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:36,500
so this is you?
564
00:38:37,370 --> 00:38:38,500
How was your date?
565
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:42,750
That date landed me
in more trouble
566
00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:44,080
than I can handle!
567
00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:46,450
Broke someone's heart?
568
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:48,750
A friend.
569
00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:50,830
Soulmate.
570
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:54,120
Someone I'm so used to
571
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,620
that without him my
whole life feels empty.
572
00:38:59,450 --> 00:39:03,200
Maybe, he doesn't want
to be 'just' friends?
573
00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:07,500
So now how do I make
things normal again?
574
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,870
By first being normal yourself...
575
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,000
No one can hurt us,
576
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
unless we allow them to.
577
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,000
I always lose myself in
trying to make others happy.
578
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,500
I keep laughing at their stupid jokes.
579
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,750
Don't even correct
them when they are wrong.
580
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,330
Just so that I don't hurt
581
00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:35,120
anyone...
582
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,500
People like you are rare to find.
583
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,000
You must have a long list of admirers.
584
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,950
But...
585
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,750
sometimes I just
want to be myself.
586
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,830
Then don't think so much.
587
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,620
Unclench your fist and just let go...
588
00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:56,450
Only then can you really live life.
589
00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:58,620
Unaffected...
590
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,080
and carefree.
591
00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:04,950
Okay people,
592
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,370
so I had almost given up...
593
00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:08,330
Seeing your quality of submissions.
594
00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:09,620
But...
595
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:13,250
last night at 12 o'clock
I got the final creative,
596
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,870
Which I think is gonna win over
597
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,870
Anticlock Times account.
598
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:19,370
And that's the man...
599
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,080
Apu.
600
00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:23,080
Let's have a look at the creative.
601
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:27,950
Deputy C.M of West Bengal.
602
00:40:28,870 --> 00:40:30,750
Sir, the silken hairs from your ears
603
00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:32,870
remind me of the Amazonian forest...
604
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,450
But still I'm crazy about them!
605
00:40:37,830 --> 00:40:38,750
Nitya Chatterjee.
606
00:40:38,830 --> 00:40:42,950
Sir, the necklace I forgot
in that shady hotel room,
607
00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:45,870
Did you give it to your wife?
608
00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:47,120
C.M replies,
609
00:40:47,370 --> 00:40:48,580
Sssh... Nitya!
610
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,750
Let's not discuss this in public.
611
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:52,830
Abhishek Kumar.
612
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,870
Sir, I can satisfy
you better than Nitya.
613
00:40:58,370 --> 00:41:00,870
But please don't forget
my ministerial birth this time!
614
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,950
Briliant, briliant Apu!
615
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,870
Come here... Come here.
Brilliant!
616
00:41:14,370 --> 00:41:16,200
Isn't it good Archie?
617
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:22,870
Just shove it up your ass!
618
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:04,500
Partho da...
619
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,250
I'm reaching your
building in 5 minutes.
620
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500
Coming... Coming!
621
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,620
He is coming... don't worry...
622
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:21,750
Casper!
623
00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:31,750
He will be fine... okay.
624
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,500
Does he have a name?
625
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:40,950
Huh...
626
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:44,750
Casper.
627
00:42:45,370 --> 00:42:45,750
Oh...
628
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,120
Cute name.
629
00:42:49,950 --> 00:42:51,750
My friend Chhavi...
630
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,080
Err..
631
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:55,500
Her grandpa
632
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:57,370
also had a pet called Casper.
633
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:02,370
You have never mentioned Chhavi before.
634
00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:06,370
I finally get to know
a name of your friend.
635
00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:08,500
Must be special.
636
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,370
I had my first sip of wine with her...
637
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:16,830
We were 16.
638
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:20,120
So all these excuses
about not drinking
639
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,950
are only for me, haan?
640
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,000
Such a fraud you are.
641
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,250
Okay tell me,
642
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:32,870
how's Shutu?
643
00:43:33,830 --> 00:43:36,370
He is getting used to his hostel life.
644
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,370
Why don't you call him back?
645
00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:41,330
It'll be good for you too.
646
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,370
I used to get bored
in boarding school.
647
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:44,620
I can't.
648
00:43:45,370 --> 00:43:46,870
Manav is too busy
with his new girlfriend,
649
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,330
And I don't want
to ask him for anything.
650
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:54,620
Tell me something...
651
00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:57,330
Doesn't it get lonely sometimes?
652
00:43:59,950 --> 00:44:00,870
It's okay.
653
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,580
Oh my god! Inder!
654
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,000
Who's that?
655
00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:18,330
We were in college together,
same class.
656
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,580
You know, he proposed to me.
657
00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:24,370
Go talk to him.
658
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:25,620
No. No.
659
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,830
It's okay. Go.
660
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,580
I also need some alone time.
661
00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:30,830
Go.
662
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,450
Listen,
663
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:36,870
that gentleman sitting over there,
664
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:37,830
take good care of him.
665
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,330
I unclenched my fist.
666
00:44:57,370 --> 00:44:58,370
What came out?
667
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,500
The job and the guy, both!
668
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Congratulations.
669
00:45:06,580 --> 00:45:07,830
I'm drinking alone.
670
00:45:08,870 --> 00:45:10,370
So am I.
671
00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,250
Listen-
672
00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:19,500
Sir, you want a drink?
673
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,620
- No.
- Thank you.
674
00:45:25,870 --> 00:45:27,870
I'm getting awesome service!
675
00:45:28,450 --> 00:45:29,750
There's one waiter
676
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:32,080
serving just this one loser.
677
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,700
Who isn't able to finish
his first drink yet!
678
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,870
You should've been at my pub.
679
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:48,330
The waiter is more
in my face than my glass!
680
00:45:58,870 --> 00:45:59,950
So, what's your story?
681
00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:03,620
I can't unclench my fist.
682
00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:08,580
Reason being...?
683
00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:10,950
I think...
684
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,450
I've fallen in love with my sadness.
685
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,450
Just drown the sadness
with that drink.
686
00:46:18,870 --> 00:46:20,750
I can't savour this taste.
687
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:24,870
People don't drink to
savour taste my love.
688
00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:26,620
They drink to get high.
689
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:29,870
You sound like a Pro.
690
00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:31,620
When did you start?
691
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,620
On my first date.
692
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,620
Was drinking
alone there too.
693
00:46:39,950 --> 00:46:41,620
I was in the 12th grade
694
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:45,580
when one day my friends
fixed me on a date.
695
00:46:45,950 --> 00:46:46,700
Varun.
696
00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:49,830
The hottest guy in school.
697
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,700
Dressed in my best top,
698
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,500
I sat in the restaurant
waiting for him.
699
00:46:56,870 --> 00:46:58,750
I was so excited that day...
700
00:46:58,830 --> 00:46:59,870
so excited.
701
00:47:01,370 --> 00:47:02,000
But...
702
00:47:02,830 --> 00:47:05,000
when Varun saw me,
703
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:09,120
he ran away without saying a word.
704
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:10,500
First I didn't get it.
705
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:12,620
But...
706
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,580
eventually I came to know...
707
00:47:16,950 --> 00:47:20,000
My friends had set me
up to pull a prank on him.
708
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,580
He was told he was on a date
709
00:47:23,870 --> 00:47:25,950
with a 'beautiful' girl...
710
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:27,580
Not a leucodermic!
711
00:47:34,330 --> 00:47:36,950
I felt so naked...for
the first time in my life.
712
00:47:37,370 --> 00:47:40,370
My patches were screaming out.
713
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:43,830
I could feel them burning
against my skin.
714
00:47:44,370 --> 00:47:46,370
I couldn't make
them invisible anymore.
715
00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,500
The joke was on him,
716
00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:53,620
but I felt ridiculed.
717
00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:56,500
When my friends came,
718
00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:58,750
I started to laugh along with them
719
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:00,620
as though it was a fun idea.
720
00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:03,830
They did not see my tears.
721
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,450
They didn't see how broken I was.
722
00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:09,200
My Friends...
723
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,200
my own friends.
724
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,120
I sat in that restaurant,
drinking all night...
725
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,250
And I decided
726
00:48:22,450 --> 00:48:25,620
that it is me who will always
have the first laugh.
727
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,120
And that's how
728
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,950
this blind date business started.
729
00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:34,370
Some get shocked.
730
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,620
Some show chivalry.
731
00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:39,080
But watching every one's
732
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,750
face loses color...
733
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,580
Priceless!
734
00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:49,450
And after all these years, life's
735
00:48:49,830 --> 00:48:52,370
come back to this starting point.
736
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,500
Where I have opened my heart,
737
00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:58,700
so people can hurt me again.
738
00:49:00,330 --> 00:49:02,750
Tell you the truth?
739
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:05,830
I think you’ve always
been at this starting point.
740
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,250
No matter how much we try,
741
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,870
We can never change
742
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,580
the way we are created.
743
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,620
So there's no solution?
744
00:49:22,870 --> 00:49:26,120
That time when the ghosts from
stories haunted your sleep…
745
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,080
When Grandma’s lullabies lulled
746
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,580
your eyelids asleep…
747
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,620
Reach into that childhood.
748
00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:37,250
And it will reach back to you…
749
00:49:37,330 --> 00:49:38,620
with a story.
750
00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:43,580
You have such a story?
751
00:49:45,370 --> 00:49:47,120
Jelly Beans.
752
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,250
When life’s sadness
753
00:49:52,370 --> 00:49:54,120
gets unbearable,
754
00:49:55,330 --> 00:49:57,200
I quickly pop one of
these jelly beans.
755
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:03,250
And then life just starts to
seem beautiful again.
756
00:50:10,950 --> 00:50:11,580
Maa!
757
00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:12,870
What's the score today?
758
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,580
Two pitchers.
759
00:50:17,870 --> 00:50:18,830
Maa...
760
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:20,950
was I always like this?
761
00:50:29,370 --> 00:50:29,750
Yes.
762
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,330
Stubborn... but sweetly stubborn.
763
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:40,000
We could never get you to wear
shoes, even if we bribed you.
764
00:50:41,370 --> 00:50:43,200
Once a thorn pricked your foot.
765
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,950
We hoped
766
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,370
now you'll learn your lesson.
767
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,370
But you were barefoot
the very next day!
768
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:51,700
Then?
769
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:53,700
Then..what?
770
00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:55,620
Then you grew up...
771
00:50:57,370 --> 00:50:58,120
And your childishness got
772
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,450
left behind with your childhood.
773
00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:05,500
C'mon. Story time's over.
774
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:08,500
Sleep time starts.
Go to sleep. Goodnight.
775
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:55,870
Let's go?
776
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,750
Barefeet from today?
777
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,370
At least you did something wild today!
778
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:31,870
Really Ma!...
779
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:33,450
Ok tell me...
780
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:35,830
What's the wildest thing
you have ever done?
781
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,750
I walked out of a marriage!
782
00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:42,120
Yeah I know that, so?
783
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,500
No, er...
784
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,620
I ran away from home when
I was in college.
785
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,000
To be with Dad,
786
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:50,950
whats the big deal?
787
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,580
No, no, no, no...
788
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,750
Your Dad was my
second marriage.
789
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:02,580
What?
790
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000
What do you mean?
791
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:10,950
My first husband
792
00:53:11,370 --> 00:53:12,370
Jayanto.
793
00:53:13,950 --> 00:53:16,750
We studied In JNU together.
794
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:19,500
He was so in love.
795
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,620
We eloped and got married.
796
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:27,370
Then...
797
00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:30,620
2 years later,
798
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,000
On a trek in Darjeeling...
799
00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:35,950
I met Ashish.
800
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,870
He was just there.
801
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,330
And I couldn't help it,
802
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,620
Once again... I ran away!
803
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,000
Wow...
804
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,830
Wow mom!
805
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,620
You have Jayanto's photo?
806
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,000
Dad was really handsome.
807
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,450
Yes... Yes!
808
00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:13,250
He was a...
809
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,000
handsome and
810
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,500
chivalrous and so caring and...
811
00:54:24,950 --> 00:54:26,750
It was because of me, right?
812
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,200
So...
813
00:54:34,950 --> 00:54:36,080
What's the plan now?
814
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:43,620
Whatsapp!
815
00:54:54,950 --> 00:54:56,120
Quit Smoking!
816
00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:02,120
Bananas have Vitamin D,
817
00:55:03,370 --> 00:55:06,080
Which lessens the effects of nicotine.
818
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:12,450
Why're you shamelessly plagiarizing!
819
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,870
Not plagiarizing.
Serving society.
820
00:55:17,870 --> 00:55:21,620
Serving society by sharing
life advice on forwards!
821
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,500
- Just a minute...
- Maa!
822
00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:25,830
One sec.
823
00:55:33,950 --> 00:55:34,870
Enjoy.
824
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:41,830
Ma...
825
00:55:43,950 --> 00:55:44,830
Listen.
826
00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,330
Definition of Confidence:
827
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:50,500
When buying
a pack of 20 condoms,
828
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:52,870
2 girls burst
out laughing in your face...
829
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:55,620
But you stare at them
while telling the
830
00:55:56,330 --> 00:55:58,700
shopkeeper "make that 22"
831
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,080
Add a line at the top.
832
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:04,580
"Fresh in the market"
- It'll attract more viewers!
833
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,620
How do you know...
834
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,000
if a forward has gone viral?
835
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,620
I always send a forward
to half my contact list.
836
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:29,830
If the 'other half' of my contacts
837
00:56:29,870 --> 00:56:31,370
start sending me the same forward,
838
00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:34,080
Then I know it's flying!
839
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:37,120
So...
840
00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:39,000
today's forward
841
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:41,250
has crashed and burned?
842
00:57:02,950 --> 00:57:03,950
I'm listening...
843
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,870
I just couldn't see you
with anyone else.
844
00:57:13,370 --> 00:57:14,450
Okay,
845
00:57:14,870 --> 00:57:16,370
let's press Shift + Delete
846
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:18,370
and start afresh?
847
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,200
- At Broadway...
- You think this is funny?
848
00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:22,700
Just because your
male ego was hurt,
849
00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:23,750
you can do anything?
850
00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:27,120
But you've also used my design no?
851
00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:29,000
You think I'm bothered about that?
852
00:57:29,370 --> 00:57:30,200
Some f***ing creative?
853
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:32,450
Some fleeting moment of fame?
854
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,500
It's because you
assumed things...
855
00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:37,120
You thought I could
betray you!
856
00:57:38,450 --> 00:57:40,450
After all these years!
857
00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:42,620
Nice one.
858
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:46,870
I'm sorry.
859
00:57:49,950 --> 00:57:50,870
I think...
860
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,500
we shouldn't have kissed.
861
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,830
I haven't been...
862
00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:57,120
thinking straight since then!
863
00:57:59,950 --> 00:58:00,950
Apu...
864
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,580
You're special.
865
00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:07,080
You're really special.
866
00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:10,620
I can share any damn thing...
867
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,500
Any secret with you...
868
00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:16,870
But not my silences...
869
00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:21,870
Please. Let it remain so.
870
00:58:34,950 --> 00:58:35,700
Hey Apu...
871
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,250
...making out in the
middle of the street!
872
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,870
Yeah.
873
00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:42,250
Come.
874
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
What have you thought?
875
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:46,870
Whatsapp!
876
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:49,620
Whatsapp?
877
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:51,370
Uh... huh. Whatsapp.
878
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,700
Archie, no one cares who writes a
whatsapp forward.
879
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:00,370
Even if it goes viral,
880
00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,120
it won't benefit you.
881
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:05,250
Who wants to benefit?
882
00:59:05,950 --> 00:59:08,250
You watch a clown for his antics.
883
00:59:08,950 --> 00:59:10,250
Who cares about his identity?
884
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:15,950
You, me, all the people
working in SirKasm & NotSoPunny...
885
00:59:16,950 --> 00:59:18,370
We're just like that clown.
886
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,620
In this race for downloads and revenue,
887
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,500
I don't know...
somewhere down the line...
888
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:27,750
We have lost our original goal.
889
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,750
To create something beautiful!
890
00:59:34,330 --> 00:59:37,120
And to touch hearts
with that creation.
891
00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:42,450
Do it!
892
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,580
I'm with you.
893
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:45,870
Killer!
894
01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:15,830
Everybody warned me...
895
01:00:15,870 --> 01:00:17,200
that you would leave me some day...
896
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:19,000
I told them
897
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,370
I will call you life...
898
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,750
Then only death can take you away.
899
01:01:35,370 --> 01:01:36,370
Maa...
900
01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:37,580
It worked.
901
01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:40,620
Thank you so much.
902
01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:42,580
Nice.
903
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,870
On that note, I just add...
904
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,370
Oblivious of the destination..
905
01:01:50,830 --> 01:01:52,450
Unaware of the road.
906
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:54,450
Yet I keep going...
907
01:01:54,830 --> 01:01:56,500
That's what your love does to me.
908
01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:07,830
The response to
Alfaaz's show's is good.
909
01:03:07,870 --> 01:03:09,120
You can tell Neel about the retro...
910
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:09,620
Hey!
911
01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:12,370
- I got a forward today in the morning...
- I know that.
912
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,620
Will you go to Shutu
during the weekend?
913
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:16,750
Wow!
914
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:17,870
He'll be very happy.
915
01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:22,870
Listen I shall
call you back in a bit.
916
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,950
Yes I will ...
917
01:03:25,950 --> 01:03:26,870
I need help.
918
01:03:27,870 --> 01:03:28,870
Happy to help!
919
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:36,200
These look familiar, no?
920
01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:38,620
I need to find out
921
01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:39,700
where they are coming from...
922
01:03:40,870 --> 01:03:43,500
You see that's the
thing about Social Media.
923
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:45,000
You can never really find out.
924
01:03:46,370 --> 01:03:47,950
Because see, whoever is receiving it
925
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,120
and then forwarding it is the source.
926
01:03:50,330 --> 01:03:52,370
Ya but there must
some starting point no?
927
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,750
They must be coming from
somewhere... from someone?
928
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:57,620
Look, we can do one thing.
929
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,870
We can check on meme aggregator sites.
930
01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:03,830
We can figure out the
IP of the first uploader.
931
01:04:03,870 --> 01:04:05,870
But what's the point buddy?
932
01:04:06,370 --> 01:04:08,750
He must've also lifted
it from somewhere.
933
01:04:19,370 --> 01:04:21,450
I don't why you're so upset.
934
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,250
All through your life,
935
01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:26,370
you have never claimed
ownership of these poems.
936
01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:30,250
And now someone
else is sharing them,
937
01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:31,870
and it's driving you crazy.
938
01:04:34,450 --> 01:04:37,370
Don't you think
it's a little hypocritical?
939
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,370
Hello!
940
01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:24,370
Yes?
941
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,450
I wanted to ask you something.
942
01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:27,870
Ya... okay,
943
01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:29,750
but before that
944
01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:31,500
I wanted to say thank you.
945
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:32,950
What for?
946
01:05:33,450 --> 01:05:35,120
For enlightening me.
947
01:05:35,580 --> 01:05:36,500
Happy to help!
948
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:37,830
Anyway...
949
01:05:38,580 --> 01:05:40,000
What do you do?
950
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,830
I'm an investigator.
951
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,500
What's that? Investigate what?
952
01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:45,750
I mean...
953
01:05:46,950 --> 01:05:50,500
I investigate into people's lives.
954
01:05:50,620 --> 01:05:52,500
Sounds like a detective.
955
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,450
And what do you do?
956
01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:57,370
I'm unemployed currently.
957
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,500
But not jobless.
958
01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,120
And what's your job?
959
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:02,620
Blow job.
960
01:06:04,330 --> 01:06:05,080
As in...
961
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,450
my job is to blow people
out of their minds.
962
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,200
This way?
963
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,620
Somewhat like this...
964
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:17,330
Have you never read those
forwards on social media?
965
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,120
like...
966
01:06:21,450 --> 01:06:24,370
"Last night, I saw your
wife take her clothes off".
967
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:27,500
Then a long blank space...
968
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:32,200
And in the end - one
line - "From the hanger".
969
01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:37,500
Some of those jokes are mine...
970
01:06:38,950 --> 01:06:39,830
Wait!
971
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,370
But why this couplet?
972
01:07:03,830 --> 01:07:05,120
Because they deserve it.
973
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,830
RJ Alfaaz's couplets!
974
01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:12,080
No one listens to radio
unless they're in a taxi.
975
01:07:12,870 --> 01:07:14,870
And even then they never
really understand it.
976
01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:17,250
But a meme has the power
977
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:21,500
to stop you for a moment
and make you feel it.
978
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,750
Oh, wait!
979
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,620
You don't even know
about this radio show!
980
01:07:26,370 --> 01:07:27,370
What show?
981
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,450
Rain soaked words!
982
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,120
You have no idea what
you are missing out in life?
983
01:07:34,370 --> 01:07:37,450
What's so special about this show?
984
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:46,250
Alfaaz's words smell of
wrinkled pages of lost, old books,
985
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:51,370
Which captivate you... hypnotize you.
986
01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:58,000
All that's fine,
but why this tortoise?
987
01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:00,950
Turtle - not tortoise! Come on.
988
01:08:01,330 --> 01:08:03,750
Ya, same thing.
Your turtle,
989
01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:05,250
What's the story behind this?
990
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,750
That's my interpretation of Alfaaz.
991
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,620
And what's that supposed to be?
992
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,580
He walks in this world,
993
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,120
but his mind belongs in the wild.
994
01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:22,950
Like a monk.
995
01:08:23,830 --> 01:08:25,120
His closed eyes...
996
01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:31,000
As if hiding a world
of pain behind them.
997
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:35,080
His heart can barely
hold all the secrets.
998
01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:37,620
That want to explode...
999
01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:40,120
But...
1000
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,950
the smile on his lips
holds them back.
1001
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:47,620
That's my Alfaaz.
1002
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,250
Broken...
1003
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:52,580
Scattered...
1004
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,250
And beautiful.
1005
01:09:03,370 --> 01:09:04,500
She's never met me.
1006
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,120
But she speaks like..
1007
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,580
she's known me for ages.
1008
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:18,620
And yet you didn't tell
her your real identity?
1009
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:23,370
Now?
1010
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:44,870
Hello.
1011
01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:46,250
Hello.
1012
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:48,870
How long am I going to call you Mr.
Coincidence?
1013
01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:54,000
Abhi...
1014
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:56,750
Abhimanyu.
1015
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:58,830
Mr. Coincidence was better.
1016
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:01,750
I'm Archie.
1017
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,830
Morning Archie.
Is it a good time to talk?
1018
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,000
Do you talk to everyone so formally?
1019
01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:10,830
Anyhow, it's always
a good time to talk.
1020
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:13,330
My lips are way more efficient
than my fingers anyway.
1021
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:20,620
I mean at talking on phone...
rather than typing on whatsapp.
1022
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,120
That's what I understood.
1023
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,200
Oh, so my little line was wasted?
1024
01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:27,370
Do you talk to everyone this way?
1025
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:30,450
Absolutely.
You're no exception.
1026
01:10:31,870 --> 01:10:35,250
You'll know if you spend some
more time with me.
1027
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,120
By the way,
1028
01:10:38,330 --> 01:10:39,700
I heard Alfaaz's show yesterday.
1029
01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:42,950
Did no one teach you?
1030
01:10:43,330 --> 01:10:44,000
What?
1031
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,950
When a girl is interested in you,
1032
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,000
One shouldn't mention other
men and screw one's chances.
1033
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:52,870
So tell me...
1034
01:10:53,620 --> 01:10:54,500
what do you want to know?
1035
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,000
Forget it. I'm not in the mood.
1036
01:10:57,620 --> 01:10:59,620
Listen, something's come up.
1037
01:10:59,950 --> 01:11:01,870
I have to go, okay. Bye.
1038
01:11:46,620 --> 01:11:48,620
On that note I just add…
1039
01:11:48,950 --> 01:11:52,620
Your breath makes my head spin...
1040
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:57,620
'Cause I can tell what you've
had for breakfast this morning!
1041
01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:02,750
Here is another one.
1042
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,250
On that note, I just add...
1043
01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:09,370
Your love has brought
me a world of pain.
1044
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,580
First your boyfriend punched me
1045
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:13,830
and now your husband
whacks me with a cane!
1046
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,200
This one is for you.
1047
01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:31,120
Hello.
1048
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:32,120
Hey.
1049
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:33,500
Hey, just a second.
1050
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:35,870
Yup!
1051
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,120
Did you see?
1052
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:37,950
Man...
1053
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,330
no one treats poetry, or
the emotion behind it
1054
01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:43,620
with any respect here...
1055
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,750
That's the beauty of this medium.
1056
01:12:47,370 --> 01:12:49,370
Emotions and ideas...
1057
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:50,500
are not restricted.
1058
01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:55,750
At any point they can take
a new form and become something new!
1059
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:56,700
Right,
1060
01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:59,620
and what you do you think
1061
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:03,080
Alfaaz will say when he
reads his words in this form?
1062
01:13:03,870 --> 01:13:04,750
To be honest,
1063
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,750
I thought about it too.
1064
01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:10,450
But then Alfaaz gave
me the courage to ignore it.
1065
01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:12,370
What do you mean? How?
1066
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:15,500
Just think about it, okay!
1067
01:13:15,870 --> 01:13:18,620
Why will a guy who doesn't
care about his fame,
1068
01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:21,830
Someone who touches people's
hearts everyday with words,
1069
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,250
Worry about such trivial things?
1070
01:13:26,830 --> 01:13:27,830
Right?
1071
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:36,870
Okay!
1072
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:39,000
I guess..
1073
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,000
Goodnight then!
1074
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:43,080
Lights off? So soon?
1075
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,450
No. I keep them on.
1076
01:13:46,370 --> 01:13:47,120
Meaning?
1077
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:48,620
I sleep with lights on.
1078
01:13:49,370 --> 01:13:50,500
What?... Why?
1079
01:13:51,330 --> 01:13:56,870
Just... I feel suffocated
in the darkness.
1080
01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:58,500
Are you mad?
1081
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:03,370
Your eyes are supposed to
be at complete rest while sleeping.
1082
01:14:03,830 --> 01:14:06,450
C'mon switch your lights
off right now! Do it...
1083
01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:07,870
Right now I'm in office.
1084
01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:09,580
Oh!
1085
01:14:10,370 --> 01:14:12,120
Okay I won't disturb you then.
1086
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,120
No! It's okay.
1087
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,120
Bye.
1088
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:50,620
Aah! Yours was black.
1089
01:14:59,580 --> 01:15:00,580
You were right.
1090
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:06,500
Emotions and Ideas
can't be restricted.
1091
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:07,620
Archie...
1092
01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:08,700
can you focus?
1093
01:15:15,250 --> 01:15:15,750
Oh.
1094
01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:23,370
Hello little girl.
What's your name?
1095
01:15:23,370 --> 01:15:24,870
My name is Jayashree Sarkar.
1096
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:48,370
They have it.
1097
01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:50,950
Ya, one minute come here.
Let me see.
1098
01:15:51,370 --> 01:15:53,120
Dada, how much for the prawns?
1099
01:15:53,870 --> 01:15:54,870
This is for 400 rupees.
1100
01:15:54,950 --> 01:15:55,750
And this?
1101
01:15:55,870 --> 01:15:56,870
One hundred.
1102
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,620
Give me half a kilo please.
1103
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:02,200
Entire...
1104
01:16:02,580 --> 01:16:04,450
- This half
- Ya ya.
1105
01:16:11,870 --> 01:16:12,700
Ma.
1106
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:16,500
Try it.
1107
01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:23,450
Put one or two more.
1108
01:16:26,370 --> 01:16:27,330
Thank you.
1109
01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,000
I am going Maa.
1110
01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:00,950
- Bye my child.
- Bye.
1111
01:18:11,370 --> 01:18:12,250
Maa.
1112
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,870
It had only been a
year since their wedding,
1113
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,620
But the little squabbles of life...
1114
01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:29,870
were driving them apart.
1115
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:35,000
This evening she wanted
to see if her husband
1116
01:18:35,750 --> 01:18:38,200
would remember their first anniversary.
1117
01:18:38,950 --> 01:18:41,500
When someone rang the bell...
1118
01:18:42,830 --> 01:18:44,500
a bouquet in hand,
1119
01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:46,700
and love in his eyes,
1120
01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:49,120
and a smile on his lips.
1121
01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:51,700
He stood there at the door.
1122
01:18:52,870 --> 01:18:55,870
The two danced, sang and laughed.
1123
01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:59,500
The bitterness of so many
months vanished,
1124
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,620
like it had never existed.
1125
01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:05,750
Exhausted from their
celebration,
1126
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:09,500
she shut her eyes.
1127
01:19:12,450 --> 01:19:14,250
When the phone bell rang,
1128
01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:16,200
that's when she realized
1129
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,330
he wasn't around.
1130
01:19:20,450 --> 01:19:22,370
A voice on the phone asked,
1131
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:24,250
"Madam,
1132
01:19:24,450 --> 01:19:25,750
is this..
1133
01:19:26,330 --> 01:19:27,580
Mr. Siddique's house?"
1134
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,000
She said 'yes'.
1135
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:34,750
Ma'am, we've just found a dead body.
1136
01:19:36,370 --> 01:19:39,580
The wallet had an ID of Mr. Siddique.
1137
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,450
Can you come...
1138
01:19:42,620 --> 01:19:45,370
to the hospital to identify the body?
1139
01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:48,500
Her heart lost its beat.
1140
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:52,370
Who had she been with
1141
01:19:53,950 --> 01:19:55,580
for the last one hour?
1142
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,500
She searched the house.
1143
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:00,120
Looked everywhere,
1144
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:03,370
but he wasn't there.
1145
01:20:06,950 --> 01:20:13,750
She'd heard that souls came to meet
their loved ones after death.
1146
01:20:14,950 --> 01:20:18,950
If she had just met her husband
one last time, she could've told him
1147
01:20:19,370 --> 01:20:21,370
How much she loved him.
1148
01:20:22,450 --> 01:20:24,000
She would've conveyed
1149
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,870
months of unsaid words
in just a moment.
1150
01:20:30,950 --> 01:20:32,750
Just then she heard a voice,
1151
01:20:34,450 --> 01:20:37,500
"Huma, I forgot to tell you
1152
01:20:38,370 --> 01:20:40,580
someone flicked my wallet in
the market today."
1153
01:20:43,370 --> 01:20:45,580
She ran and wrapped her arms
around her husband.
1154
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:52,750
She'd probably never loved him more
than at this moment.
1155
01:20:56,950 --> 01:20:58,370
Dear listeners,
1156
01:20:59,450 --> 01:21:00,500
Life...
1157
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,870
Life doesn't always
gives us a second opportunity.
1158
01:21:06,370 --> 01:21:07,500
If you want someone...
1159
01:21:08,620 --> 01:21:10,450
If you love someone...
1160
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:14,370
Then let them know...
1161
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:15,580
today!
1162
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,120
How did this happen?
1163
01:21:18,950 --> 01:21:19,950
And with that...
1164
01:21:21,450 --> 01:21:22,500
Presenting...
1165
01:21:23,950 --> 01:21:25,580
a beautiful song,
1166
01:21:27,870 --> 01:21:29,500
the first elation,
1167
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:31,450
first hangover.
1168
01:21:48,450 --> 01:21:54,750
He spoke to me in such a way that
1169
01:21:54,830 --> 01:22:00,330
He gave me dreams in a thousand colours
1170
01:22:04,450 --> 01:22:10,500
He spoke to me in such a way that
1171
01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:16,330
He gave me dreams in a thousand colours
1172
01:22:16,580 --> 01:22:21,370
I will remain surrendered like this
1173
01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:28,330
And he will kiss me with love
1174
01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:35,700
The first elation, first hangover.
1175
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:46,750
Hello.
1176
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,000
Hi.
1177
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:51,120
Just woke up.
1178
01:22:55,330 --> 01:22:57,250
Did you hear last night's show?
1179
01:22:57,870 --> 01:22:58,870
Alfaaz?
1180
01:22:59,330 --> 01:22:59,750
Yes.
1181
01:23:00,370 --> 01:23:01,620
I heard the...
1182
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,370
end of the story was a
little happier...
1183
01:23:05,370 --> 01:23:08,330
You think he would've seen
those whatsapp forwards?
1184
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:12,250
I don't think such an unhappy person
will even have whatsapp on his phone.
1185
01:23:16,830 --> 01:23:17,830
Mean.
1186
01:23:25,370 --> 01:23:29,370
That day you saw my photo
and were about to ask something.
1187
01:23:34,450 --> 01:23:35,450
Ya.
1188
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,000
But,
1189
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:41,120
I was a little scared.
1190
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:44,830
That I might offend you.
1191
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:49,120
You know everything
was okay till I was 8.
1192
01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:52,000
I was like any other girl.
1193
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:58,870
Then one day a small
spot appeared on my chest.
1194
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,370
Then one more... two more...
1195
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:07,750
and it just spread
all over my body.
1196
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:14,120
We tried homeopathy,
allopathy... everything.
1197
01:24:17,370 --> 01:24:21,370
My mom told me granny
used to have one on her leg,
1198
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:26,000
But that one never spread.
1199
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:32,080
None of her children,
or grandchildren got it.
1200
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:36,000
Apparently I was the chosen one.
1201
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:40,120
Thank you.
1202
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,120
What for?
1203
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,120
Just for listening.
1204
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,120
I have never discussed
this with anyone
1205
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:52,120
outside the doctor's chamber
1206
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,080
Now can I say something?
1207
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:55,500
Hmm.
1208
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:59,000
Look, I know
1209
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:02,200
the little prank your friends
pulled really,
1210
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,200
broke your heart and hurt you.
1211
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:10,080
But whoever really loves you,
1212
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,120
will find you beautiful any which way!
1213
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:17,080
I'll remember that.
1214
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,200
Can we meet today?
1215
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:28,000
Where?
1216
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,120
Tram no. 32 A.
1217
01:25:33,370 --> 01:25:34,200
11 AM.
1218
01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:36,500
Shyambazar to Esplanade.
1219
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,450
Find me!
1220
01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:04,950
- Hey Archie?
- Tony?
1221
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,000
- Hi!
- Hi!
1222
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:07,200
- How're you?
- I'm good... How're you?
1223
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:08,120
Ya I'm fine...
1224
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:11,080
So, Archie ahh...
1225
01:26:11,870 --> 01:26:14,580
Going to dates bare
feet the new 'in' thing?
1226
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,120
Whatever.
1227
01:26:21,330 --> 01:26:23,120
Still looking for a girl with
the same name?
1228
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:25,750
No, no. She's the original.
1229
01:26:25,830 --> 01:26:28,080
She is back.
You know, she is back.
1230
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:46,750
Hello.
1231
01:27:47,370 --> 01:27:48,950
I am sorry for today.
1232
01:27:50,830 --> 01:27:51,120
Why?
1233
01:27:52,580 --> 01:27:54,450
Well, I didn't turn up.
1234
01:27:55,370 --> 01:27:56,120
It's okay.
1235
01:27:57,450 --> 01:27:59,120
I met someone today,
1236
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:01,870
and it made me ponder.
1237
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:05,120
If I was repeating his mistake.
1238
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:13,450
I don't know who Alfaaz is,
1239
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:15,950
or what he's like in real life.
1240
01:28:16,700 --> 01:28:17,370
But
1241
01:28:18,450 --> 01:28:20,370
whenever I speak to you,
1242
01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:23,370
you feel like him.
1243
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,080
Like how I thought Alfaaz would be.
1244
01:28:29,870 --> 01:28:31,080
I'm sorry, I just need.
1245
01:28:32,450 --> 01:28:33,950
I need a little break.
1246
01:28:35,870 --> 01:28:37,870
To know whether
I am falling for you
1247
01:28:38,330 --> 01:28:39,950
or my ideas of Alfaaz.
1248
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,000
I understand.
1249
01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:43,330
You okay?
1250
01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:45,000
Yes.
1251
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:47,580
Even you didn't turn up no?
1252
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:48,250
Be honest!
1253
01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:51,870
You know nothing about me Archie.
1254
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:54,000
You never tell me anything?
1255
01:28:57,370 --> 01:28:59,870
Please don't hold back Mr. Coincidence.
1256
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:00,950
Just...
1257
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,120
Just let it go...
Please!
1258
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,080
Say it. Just say it...
1259
01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:11,950
We were 16.
1260
01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:15,950
We used to study in Shimla.
1261
01:29:19,950 --> 01:29:21,000
She was so beautiful.
1262
01:29:27,870 --> 01:29:28,750
That day when...
1263
01:29:32,830 --> 01:29:35,120
she came to me at
the basketball court.
1264
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:42,580
For the first time I saw her scared.
1265
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:55,370
The pregnancy report
had come out positive.
1266
01:29:57,750 --> 01:29:58,870
She came to talk to me,
1267
01:30:01,250 --> 01:30:02,250
and I said
1268
01:30:05,250 --> 01:30:08,120
"You will manage
it with your friends right?".
1269
01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:13,120
And I just went back to playing.
1270
01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:17,120
I know she kept looking
at me as she walked away,
1271
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,250
but I never locked
eyes with her.
1272
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:27,080
The next day...
1273
01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:32,000
I woke up with a sense of foreboding.
1274
01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:52,200
When I went to school, I felt like
1275
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:56,080
everyone looking at me.
1276
01:30:58,580 --> 01:31:03,500
And I was being pulled
towards something.
1277
01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:11,500
There was a large crowd inside...
1278
01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:15,120
and an ambulance.
1279
01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:20,120
I ran and saw them
1280
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:33,200
take Chhavi's body
into the ambulance.
1281
01:31:36,250 --> 01:31:41,080
She was wearing the same
ribbon that her mom gave her.
1282
01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:43,200
She'd said she'd
wear it till the last day.
1283
01:32:05,750 --> 01:32:10,580
Everything after that
1284
01:32:14,870 --> 01:32:16,870
was like a bad dream.
1285
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:18,120
The next day,
1286
01:32:21,370 --> 01:32:24,370
I sat in the principal's room.
1287
01:32:25,450 --> 01:32:27,250
Dad came...
1288
01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:31,830
then her grandpa.
1289
01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:41,620
The shame...
the silence in his eyes,
1290
01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:43,580
just like in Chhavi's eyes.
1291
01:32:44,870 --> 01:32:47,250
The Principal told Papa
1292
01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:53,330
that a peon had
taken responsibility.
1293
01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:58,250
I didn't say a word.
1294
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,870
Just kept listening to them...
1295
01:33:05,250 --> 01:33:06,250
Grandpa's
1296
01:33:08,330 --> 01:33:10,200
shoulders were hunched.
1297
01:33:12,870 --> 01:33:14,620
I couldn't even meet his eyes.
1298
01:33:17,080 --> 01:33:18,200
Then he left.
1299
01:33:25,330 --> 01:33:26,830
Soon there was
1300
01:33:29,870 --> 01:33:32,250
nothing left to do
but to run away...
1301
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:48,370
Her Grandpa, he must be
still in Shimla right?
1302
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:52,500
How're you?
1303
01:33:52,620 --> 01:33:53,500
Good.
1304
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,120
He just told me you know,
1305
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:58,450
that the Facebook page
idea was yours.
1306
01:33:58,620 --> 01:34:00,500
I screamed at him!
1307
01:34:01,370 --> 01:34:02,200
Archana,
1308
01:34:02,870 --> 01:34:05,950
I always knew there was
something special about you!
1309
01:34:07,870 --> 01:34:10,500
He told me about that turtle also.
1310
01:34:11,330 --> 01:34:15,500
If you had made it while you were here, you
would've been a millionaire by now.
1311
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:18,620
If I was still here, then I
probably wouldn’t have made it at all.
1312
01:34:23,580 --> 01:34:24,620
Anyway,
1313
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,620
see there is an apparel brand
that wants to tie up with us.
1314
01:34:27,830 --> 01:34:29,250
And guess what they told me!
1315
01:34:29,620 --> 01:34:32,450
"Give us something
like the Turtle poet."
1316
01:34:32,620 --> 01:34:35,620
And I was like dude, I know the
person who made it.
1317
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:38,450
She's my girl man!
1318
01:34:38,580 --> 01:34:40,580
She'll make something even better.
1319
01:34:40,830 --> 01:34:42,500
And here's the best part.
1320
01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:43,700
For every meme,
1321
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:46,700
we get 30% of the
revenue generated.
1322
01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:48,620
You take home 10%.
1323
01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,500
What say?
1324
01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:57,370
Okay... 15% ?
1325
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:01,000
Archie...
1326
01:35:02,370 --> 01:35:03,450
I am coming with you.
1327
01:35:23,620 --> 01:35:24,620
- Hi.
- Hi.
1328
01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:30,250
Is there anything specific you
looking for ma'am?
1329
01:35:30,370 --> 01:35:31,370
No, not really I'm just browsing.
1330
01:35:31,450 --> 01:35:33,450
- I'll let you know if I need anything.
- Please go ahead.
1331
01:35:41,580 --> 01:35:42,120
Apu?
1332
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:47,950
Do you have a smaller size?
1333
01:35:54,620 --> 01:35:55,620
Nice.
1334
01:36:01,580 --> 01:36:02,620
I need to do this alone!
1335
01:36:04,700 --> 01:36:05,580
Sure.
1336
01:36:13,250 --> 01:36:13,750
Bye.
1337
01:36:32,370 --> 01:36:33,120
Excuse me?
1338
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,950
- Hi!
- Can I meet Mr. Alfaaz?
1339
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:37,000
You are?
1340
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:37,500
Uhh...
1341
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:40,330
Tell him it's the person who
created that meme.
1342
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,700
Oh! Let me check
when he will be back.
1343
01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:44,120
- He is out of town.
-Yup!
1344
01:38:21,500 --> 01:38:22,370
Grandpa...
1345
01:39:46,580 --> 01:39:48,620
The quiet hum of your voice
1346
01:39:49,870 --> 01:39:54,700
interlaces with the
winds and comes to me.
1347
01:39:55,950 --> 01:39:58,500
The song that your heartbeat sings,
1348
01:39:59,250 --> 01:40:00,250
calls to me.
1349
01:40:01,950 --> 01:40:03,870
The curls in your hair
1350
01:40:04,870 --> 01:40:07,330
get entangled in the winds.
1351
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:11,750
Leaving the world drowned
in the smell of you...
1352
01:40:14,250 --> 01:40:17,120
Soon there's nothing much to do...
1353
01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:21,120
Than to run away with you...
1354
01:40:57,620 --> 01:41:00,580
You're listening to 92.7 Big FM.
1355
01:41:02,620 --> 01:41:04,500
After a short break,
1356
01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,370
your favourite RJ Alfaaz
1357
01:41:06,620 --> 01:41:08,120
Is back once again
1358
01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:09,830
on BIG FM...
1359
01:41:12,500 --> 01:41:13,500
Hello friends.
1360
01:41:14,250 --> 01:41:17,750
Today I am not going
to tell you a story.
1361
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:20,250
I want to share a tiny thought.
1362
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:27,080
The jokes on Whatsapp
that tickle your bones between
1363
01:41:27,120 --> 01:41:34,000
long meetings in office,
and those long lectures in college...
1364
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:38,200
Have you ever wondered
who writes them?
1365
01:41:38,620 --> 01:41:41,080
Maybe the writer
1366
01:41:42,370 --> 01:41:45,370
is someone sitting next
to you on the bus.
1367
01:41:46,750 --> 01:41:47,500
Or...
1368
01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:52,080
Or just a wrong number
that you dialled.
1369
01:41:54,000 --> 01:42:00,620
These anonymous artistes
compel us to laugh a little.
1370
01:42:01,580 --> 01:42:03,620
And to think a little
even in our hectic lives.
1371
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:06,370
So today...
1372
01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:13,120
I want to thank these
artistes on behalf of all of us.
1373
01:42:14,950 --> 01:42:17,120
Thank you for being
a part of our lives.
1374
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:25,000
Thank for you introducing us to the little
things in life through your forwards.
1375
01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:31,500
We should meet.
1376
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:36,370
NO!
1377
01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:47,200
Why not?
1378
01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:51,000
You were lying for all these days.
1379
01:42:51,950 --> 01:42:54,200
When did I say I'm not Alfaaz?
1380
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:57,250
But you didn't tell
me the truth either.
1381
01:42:57,620 --> 01:43:03,620
I heard them...
1382
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:14,080
from the start.
1383
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:54,120
What's going on in your head?
1384
01:43:56,370 --> 01:43:59,620
Are we going to fall in love?
1385
01:44:02,330 --> 01:44:02,910
Did no one teach you?
1386
01:44:02,910 --> 01:44:04,000
Did no one teach you?
1387
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:06,200
What?
1388
01:44:09,870 --> 01:44:15,290
The first elation, first hangover
1389
01:44:15,450 --> 01:44:17,580
You can't propose on your first date!
1390
01:44:18,330 --> 01:44:21,200
When was the first time
you thought I was Alfaaz?
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01:44:24,750 --> 01:44:27,750
I knew. I always knew.
1392
01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:21,830
On that note, I just add…
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01:46:30,500 --> 01:46:34,000
My heart, an empty page, is blessed
with words today…
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01:46:37,830 --> 01:46:38,870
But I fear...
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01:46:42,580 --> 01:46:44,450
What if this is a dream?
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01:47:03,250 --> 01:47:04,620
I'm not going anywhere.
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