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- Oh shoot.
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- Something amiss, my lady?
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- It's all out of water.
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- Not a problem.
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Boop.
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This one's full.
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God!
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There's better water
right here in the fridge.
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Damn thing sticks sometimes.
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There it goes.
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Can I open that for you?
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- I doubt it.
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- And I honestly believe the
readers of Blush are willing,
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even eager to help fight for
our endangered coral reefs.
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Many different species...
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Jack Gallo at the
plate hitting 292.
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Micah throws, Gallo swings.
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It's a long run.
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The Giants win the pennant,
the Giants win the pennant!
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- The toxic runoff and
chemical pesticides have eroded
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what was once one of our
most precious resources.
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Few people... I
know the doctor said
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not to get my hopes up,
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but I do feel a little
tingling on my scalp.
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- So, you may ask, "What
can the average citizen do?"
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I say plenty.
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If it was an absolute emergency,
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I know I could get
that fridge door open.
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Still, maybe I should
start working out.
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Yeah, I wonder if Elliot's
gym offers jazzercise.
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- So, if we all volunteer
for a clean-up weekend.
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Excuse me?
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Nina?
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What is it that you're
daydreaming about
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that's so much more
important than what I'm saying?
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- My biological
parents have found me
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and will be here
in half an hour.
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Excuse me.
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Please don't start again.
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Please don't start again.
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Please, please,
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please don't start again.
- Please don't start again.
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- Maybe I should go after her.
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- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
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- Why don't you go...
- See if she's okay.
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Yeah.
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- Hey.
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We're all a little
worried about you,
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how are you doing?
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- They found me
over the internet.
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Can you believe it?
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I mean, they just
called out of nowhere.
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- And they're actually
coming here to the office?
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- All the way from
Twin Wells, Oklahoma.
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- And you sound disappointed.
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- Well, they sound
like backwater hicks.
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Well I'm sorry, but you know,
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when I was a little
girl on the farm
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I always fantasized that
my birth parents were,
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you know, movie stars
or wealthy jet-setters.
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At least people who
didn't smell like hogs.
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- Hm, it's funny.
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Before I understood
what my dad did
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I used to pretend that
he was a blacksmith,
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hammering horseshoes
and working at a hot forge.
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- Oh, but instead
he's a millionaire,
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well boo-hoo for you
and now back to me.
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- Look, you're a little
emotional right now,
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- Don't get me wrong, Maya.
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I loved my adoptive parents,
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I mean, they fed me
and they raised me
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and they learned me to read.
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Hello!
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- Oh my God.
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Okay, if one of them is
holding a pig, you're me.
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- Ms Van Horn?
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Yes?
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- Hello.
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- Hello.
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Oh, how rude of me.
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This is, uh, I'm
drawing a blank.
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- Nina.
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No, I'm not kidding,
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I wanna say Karen, but I...
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- Oh, I'm Maya Gallo,
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and I really should be going.
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- No no, Karen, stay.
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- So, I'm Doctor Les Drake
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and this is my wife, Libby.
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- Hello.
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- Doctor, do they call you that
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because you're an actual doctor,
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or because you wear rubber
gloves when you do the milking?
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- No, I've practiced medicine
for over 40 years now.
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- And I teach art
at the local college.
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- You're not cousins, are you?
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Oh no, of course not.
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Oh, look at you.
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To think all these years
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I have taken fashion
advice from Nina Van Horn,
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and now it turns out
she's my own daughter.
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- Well, now, Libby, now,
we're not 100% sure,
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we still need her
to take a blood test.
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I don't want to sound paranoid,
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but, well, we don't
want to get our hopes up.
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- I understand.
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- Plus, not to be crass,
but there are certain assets.
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- Assets?
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- Yes, well, in addition
to Les's practice
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there is some oil money.
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- Oil as in vroom
vroom, make the cars go?
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- As in, vroom vroom,
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let's quit the practice
and play some golf.
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- Can't keep him off that
course since he built it.
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- Well anyway, you must
have a lot of tough questions,
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like why we gave you up
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and why we waited
so long to find you.
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- Can I have a pony?
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- Man, pumping iron is hard.
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Really hard.
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How long do you think it'll be
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before I put weights on the bar?
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- When you can lift your
gym bag with one arm.
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This is the best part, man.
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Is this living or what?
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- That's a decision his
family will have to make.
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Is it hot in here
or is it just me?
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Ah, yeah.
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- Something you need?
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- Jack,
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would you describe
yourself as a fan of nature?
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- Sure.
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As a boy I took a lot of hikes.
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- Ah, lot of hikes.
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Good, that's good.
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So, on one of those hikes,
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did you ever see
something in nature
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that just didn't quite fit?
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- Yes.
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I once saw an owl, and I
swear to God it smiled at me.
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- Sure.
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But I'm talking more...
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I don't know, like,
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like a really skinny tree
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with branches that are
way too big for its trunk.
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- Nina.
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What are you doing?
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- Waiting for my
blood test results.
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They're sending me a fax.
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- That's my humidifier.
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And my fax machine
is over there.
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Oh my God.
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It's here.
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You know this piece of paper
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could change
the rest of my life?
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Maya, you read it.
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- It's negative.
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- How negative?
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- Nina, this means
they're not your parents.
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Are you okay?
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They have to be my parents,
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I mean, they're everything I
ever dreamed they would be,
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they're fun and witty
and sophisticated.
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I mean, sure she could use
a makeover, but so could you.
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- Oh, here you are.
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Libby, they're
in Carol's office.
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- You mean Karen, and it's Maya.
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- Maya.
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- I'm here for you.
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- Please excuse us.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Listen, we need to talk.
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- But first, we don't
want to jinx anything,
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but we bought you a present.
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It's something that we
bought a long time ago
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when we first started
searching for our daughter.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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- There's an inscription.
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- "Rattle when you need us."
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I don't know what to say.
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- So, well, I'm
almost afraid to ask.
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Do you have the
blood test results?
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And?
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- I'm your little girl.
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- Oh.
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- Hey.
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- Mm hm?
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- So listen, I was thinking
maybe sushi tonight.
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- Yeah, sure.
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- Hey Maya,
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you want me to
water your plants?
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- Yeah, thanks Finch,
it's been forever.
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- I'm your man.
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- No, I'm her man.
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I'll water her plant.
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- Fine.
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But you'll see it's no fun
lugging this thing around.
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- What the hell was that about?
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- Maya, be honest.
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I make you happy, don't I?
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- Of course, what
are you talking about?
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- So you're fine,
you're fulfilled?
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- Elliot, what's wrong with you?
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- Just answer
the question, Allie,
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do I make you happy?
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- So, you're completely
satisfied with everything?
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- Yes.
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- What do you like most?
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- Oh, I don't know, I
guess it's the little things.
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Oh, you poor thing,
Nina how did it go?
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Were they crushed
when you told them?
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- Crushed?
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"Crushed" isn't the right
word, nor is "told them."
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- What are you talking about?
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- Well, I may have
fudged the truth a little
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on the blood test.
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- Nina, I know you're
fulfilling some fantasy
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about having rich
successful parents,
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but lying to them is wrong.
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- Well, that's one
way to look at it.
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- What's another?
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- Well, Les and Libby have
been looking for their daughter
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for a very long time.
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They want to make me happy,
I want to make them happy,
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what's the crime?
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- Fraud, theft.
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- Oh, you are one to talk.
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You're gonna inherit
tons from your dad.
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- But he is my dad!
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- Oh, is he, Maya?
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At least I've had a blood test.
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- All I'm saying is if the
cold air makes it smaller
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maybe the hot air in
the sauna makes it...
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- We're not gonna
talk about this anymore.
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- Here you go guys,
two regular lattes.
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Alright.
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And mine.
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- What the hell is that?
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- They call it a cafe grande.
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- Oh, that's it.
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You wanna see grande?
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Here's five grande.
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And there's a lot more
where that came from, pal.
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- Punch me right here,
as hard as you can.
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Come on.
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- Did I get the wrong
coffee for you guys?
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- Don't play innocent.
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We've both gotten a look
at his majesty, the king.
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- You guys are freaking me out.
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- Do you really not know
what we're talking about?
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- No.
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Really?
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I guess that would explain
some of my back problems.
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- Finch, how could you not know?
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Didn't you take
gym in high school?
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- I was excused 'cause
I have brittle bones.
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- So, you've never compared
yourself to other men?
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- No.
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I mean, only guys
in porno movies.
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I just figured I was a
little bigger than average.
261
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- You son of a bitch.
262
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,123
- Didn't your ex-wife
ever comment?
263
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,938
- Yeah, but isn't that what
wives are supposed to say?
264
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,010
- Yeah, but sometimes they
say it with a hint of sarcasm
265
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,078
that makes you feel like...
266
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,137
Never mind.
267
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,717
- Well, well, well.
268
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,356
- Stop gloating, alright,
it doesn't mean anything.
269
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,425
- I know, it doesn't.
270
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,851
I'm still just Dennis
Finch, regular guy.
271
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:30,713
- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
272
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,048
- My fault.
273
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,416
- Hey, you're Nina's folks, huh?
274
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,684
- That's right.
275
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,886
- So how do you like New York?
276
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,387
- Oh, we love it
every time we come.
277
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:42,058
- I never get used to how
tall those skyscrapers are.
278
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,292
- Of course, you know,
279
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,594
it's not the size of the
building that matters.
280
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,486
- Then what is it?
281
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,723
- I wish I knew.
282
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,259
- Have a nice day.
283
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,214
- My stars.
284
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,448
Can you make it there?
285
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,084
- Oh my God, what happened?
286
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,187
- We were mugged, right in
the middle of Central Park.
287
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,455
- Oh, Daddy, are you alright?
288
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,190
- Yes, a little
shaken up is all.
289
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,325
- Should we get you
into an emergency room?
290
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,492
- No no, I'll be alright.
291
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,516
- I'll get some ice.
292
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,896
- This is terrible,
293
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,764
and it came at the
worst possible time.
294
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,233
- What do you mean?
295
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,968
- Well, we got some bad
news about your grandma Ruby.
296
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,236
- I have a grandma Ruby?
297
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,437
- For now.
298
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,671
She's taken a
turn for the worst,
299
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,073
she could go at any time,
300
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,708
so we chartered a jet
so we could all fly back
301
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,945
to Twin Wells
and be at her side.
302
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,346
- So, what's the problem?
303
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,981
- We need money for the charter,
304
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,150
and the muggers cleaned us out.
305
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,118
Credit cards, ID, everything.
306
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,886
- We could get a
cash wire tomorrow,
307
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,689
but then it could be too late.
308
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,959
I'm sorry Mama, I
wanted to be there.
309
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,162
- I could give you a loan,
how much do you need?
310
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,729
- $20,000.
311
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,031
- Goodness, that's
a lot of money.
312
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:29,898
- It is?
313
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,267
- Well, to her it is.
314
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,701
Oh yeah, alright, alright.
315
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,703
Poor Grandma,
last thing she told me
316
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,073
was how she wanted to meet you.
317
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,574
- You see I'm, well,
318
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,709
I've gotten a little behind
on my credit cards this year.
319
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,979
- Passed down to you
her diamond pendant.
320
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,213
- Diamond?
321
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,482
- Yes, it's called
the Star of Persia.
322
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,418
- More like the
Football of Persia
323
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,789
because of its
tremendous size...
324
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:54,813
Weight...
325
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:56,915
Value.
326
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,131
Oh well, she will
just be buried with it.
327
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,300
- Oh, the hell she will,
I'll get you the money.
328
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,135
- Oh, no, we couldn't
possibly let you.
329
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,203
- No, I insist.
330
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,371
- Absolutely not.
331
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,472
- Look, you're taking my money
332
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,973
and that's all there is to it.
333
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,441
- Alright, let's
get to the bank.
334
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,480
- Hey, I thought
you were at a shoot.
335
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,748
- I forgot my wide-angle lens.
336
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,050
What's the ice pack for?
337
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,451
- Oh, it's awful,
338
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:26,188
Les and Libby were
attacked in Central Park.
339
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,823
- No they weren't.
340
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,025
- Of course,
341
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,559
of course they
were, look at him.
342
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,860
- No, I just saw them
two minutes ago,
343
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,062
whatever happened to them
344
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,998
happened between
the lobby and here.
345
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,178
Oh my God.
346
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,202
Oh!
347
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,490
- Just a thought,
348
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,693
wouldn't it be easier to
take a commercial airline?
349
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,063
- Well, the problem is
we'd have to fly to Tulsa
350
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,298
and rent a car, and
it's a six-hour drive.
351
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,067
- And it would be too late.
352
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,203
- Someone needs some Valium.
353
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,674
- Nina, thank
you for everything.
354
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,466
You are so kind,
and good, and...
355
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,912
- Decent, and pretty.
356
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,550
- Oh, I just can't do this.
357
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,085
- Sorry?
358
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,587
- I've just been
a very bad girl.
359
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,611
- Sorry?
360
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,080
- Oh, Les,
361
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,016
Libby, I...
362
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,630
I'm not your real daughter.
363
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,565
- What?
364
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,367
Sure you are, you belong to us.
365
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,471
I mean, until we die and you
get all the money, remember?
366
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,040
- See, I...
367
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,711
I wanted you to be my
parents so badly that I...
368
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,980
I lied about the
blood test, and...
369
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,916
Your daughter is still
out there somewhere,
370
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,051
and this belongs to her.
371
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,386
- Look, baby girl.
372
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,988
You are just hysterical.
373
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,623
Now don't make me
snap you unconscious.
374
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,058
No, go ahead, I deserve it.
375
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,527
What I did was wrong.
376
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:15,063
Well, the whole thing
ends right here, that's it.
377
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:16,932
- Of course, you're good people,
378
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,667
so I will lend you the money.
379
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,529
- Sweet.
380
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,178
Nina, can you hear me?
381
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,113
- Maya, you're the elevator DJ?
382
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:32,881
- Listen to me.
383
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,816
Les and Libby are frauds.
384
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,107
Do not give them any money.
385
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,022
They're conning you.
386
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,391
I'm gonna need
police backup for this.
387
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,592
Roll, roll!
388
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,198
- Shame on you Maya, you
could not be more wrong about this.
389
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,465
- Hey, we meet again.
390
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,047
So, wanna go hit
the town tonight?
391
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,216
- I've got plans.
392
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,251
You might wanna change 'em.
393
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,953
- Oh, and why is that?
394
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,890
- Well, let's just say
I put my pants on
395
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,458
three legs at a time.
396
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,468
- What are you talking about?
397
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,537
- I'm saying why
settle for a ukulele
398
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,573
when you can play the cello?
399
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,977
- Are you having some
sort of a breakdown?
400
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,580
- You know what, you're right.
401
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,648
I'm not making sense.
402
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,184
Perhaps there's not
enough blood in my brain
403
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,853
because it's all in my
ridiculously large penis.
404
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,092
- Listen, if you ever
speak to me again,
405
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,594
I'll have you arrested.
406
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,668
- Poor Dennis.
407
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,304
It's a story as old as time.
408
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:05,207
Great product, lousy
sales department.
409
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,537
- Is that the sun breaking
through the clouds, Jack?
410
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,574
- I believe it is, Elliot.
411
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,422
I believe it is.
412
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:37,105
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you
413
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:41,042
♪ Keeps bringin' me home
414
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:45,947
♪ It don't matter
what I wanna do 'cause
415
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,740
♪ It's got a mind of its own
416
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,978
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you
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