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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:01:47,000 How To Train Our Dragon 3 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,080 What do you want? 4 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,080 I'm going home 5 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,920 Peach Chang 6 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,200 Please marry me 7 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,120 Peach Chang, I like you 8 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,840 Please be my girlfriend 9 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,560 No, wait... 10 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,880 Please marry me 11 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,080 Are you crazy? 12 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,800 Go with me to a One Direction concert 13 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,040 Oh ok! 14 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,120 From now on, I will study hard 15 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,040 Go to college, get a good job 16 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,240 We'll have three babies 17 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,240 the first one will be Bruce Lee 18 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,280 Second one will be Stan Lee 19 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,320 Third one will be Brock Lee 20 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,520 - Thanks for this! Let's go - Peach! 21 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 What does this say? 22 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,440 Get lost 23 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,800 Have a nice life, see you never! 24 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,200 Peach, wait! 25 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,520 What about our babies... 26 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,960 Silly Dragon, don't cry 27 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,320 Kourtney 28 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,240 Your sisters 29 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,080 will be like the five petals of a flower 30 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,200 surrounding you, protecting you forever 31 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,280 So 32 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,400 don't you ever cry. You got that? 33 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,960 Pinky promise? 34 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,800 Dragon, don't worry 35 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,760 We won't let girls bully you ever again 36 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,400 OK, I'm gonna go get Peach back! 37 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,400 Forget it! 38 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,360 You still don't get it! 39 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,960 You will never have a girlfriend, EVER! 40 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,960 "Kylie" 41 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,520 Baby Dragon, time to eat 42 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,560 I'm done eating 43 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,840 "EAT" 44 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,960 "Kendall" 45 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,560 "Khloe" 46 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:51,920 Dragon is at the tracks 47 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,960 Lower 48 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,400 I said lower! 49 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,440 "Kim" 50 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,920 "Kourtney" 51 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:31,440 "Seven years later" 52 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,640 Dragon 53 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:47,800 Where are you? 54 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:48,720 I'm here 55 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,120 Where? 56 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,600 You really can't see me? 57 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,480 Cut it out. Show yourself! 58 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,560 You can't see me... 59 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,440 because I'm wearing my new Invisibility Cloak! 60 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,160 Invisibility Cloak? 61 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,120 It's really working! 62 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,880 Pretty cool huh! 63 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,640 This is amazing! You've finally done it 64 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,720 I've waited 16 years for this 65 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,200 I've finally mastered invisibility 66 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,840 There's only one place I want to go... 67 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,120 What place? 68 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,280 To the girls'... 69 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,520 You waited 16 years for the girls' locker room?! 70 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:33,320 I didn't know it looked like this! 71 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,280 This is so stupid, let's go! 72 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,440 Crap! 73 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,120 What is that? 74 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,800 Why are boys so stupid? 75 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,440 I'm going to tell the dean about this 76 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,600 Now I feel like somebody is watching me... 77 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,640 Maybe IT is watching! 78 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,960 - What are you saying! - What! 79 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,880 This place used to be haunted 80 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,200 No way! 81 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,680 I'm not kidding! 82 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,800 Someone once saw blood gushing out 83 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,640 from the bottom of the lockers 84 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,960 Stop it! 85 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,720 Nobody panic! 86 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,720 Pervert! 87 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,680 This isn't what 88 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,000 it looks like 89 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,080 Where are you taking me? 90 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,560 To where perverts belong 91 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,440 Take me anywhere but here... 92 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,640 - Dragon - Kim 93 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,680 What's with the bleeding? 94 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:03,680 You idiot! 95 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,040 What did you do? 96 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,880 I can't believe Kim found out 97 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,800 I'm doomed 98 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:17,960 All rise 99 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,440 Please be seated 100 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,520 Let me introduce our new classmate 101 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,000 Please introduce yourself 102 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,960 Hi everyone! My name is Meng Hsu 103 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,080 I just transferred here from East High 104 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,760 I look forward to getting to know everyone! 105 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,560 Please, call me Meng 106 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,080 There's an empty seat next to Dragon Lee 107 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,760 Go sit next to him 108 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,160 We have another new classmate 109 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,000 What's your name? 110 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,560 Hi everyone! My name is Kenny 111 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,960 FML! 112 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,200 Sneaking into the girls' locker room 113 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,360 My house is crowded with girls 114 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,840 I've already seen it all 115 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,240 And that crazy chick 116 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,120 Getting me into trouble on her first day 117 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,600 If Kim tells Kourtney, I'm dead 118 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,640 Although she is kinda cute 119 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,400 Whatever her name is... 120 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,400 Meng 121 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,360 No time for romance 122 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,560 I need to stay alive 123 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,880 Maybe I should run away 124 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,400 Cash out my savings, leave the country 125 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,960 What's taking this red light so long? 126 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,920 As if I have any money 127 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,240 All my savings are with my sisters 128 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,120 Alright, pull yourself together! 129 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,360 I'll ask them to stop parenting me 130 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,880 they'll just break my arm 131 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,480 Let's poo this! I mean... 132 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,920 Let's do this 133 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,760 How did I get home so quick... 134 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,480 Never mind 135 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,320 I may have overreacted 136 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,000 I'm gonna be forever alone 137 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,040 You've gotta set things straight 138 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:58,720 Right now! 139 00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,640 So what if they kill me 140 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:00,640 Big deal 141 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,400 I sense a disturbance in the force 142 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,440 Blood 143 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,680 Kim, what happened to you? 144 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,160 Kendall, wake up! 145 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,280 Are you ok, sis? 146 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,720 What happened? Get up 147 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,120 What's wrong? 148 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,000 Blood 149 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,280 "Blood Day" 150 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,040 Kylie 151 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,320 Khloe 152 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,480 Dragon, I'm sorry 153 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,360 Kourtney said... 154 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,200 You're home 155 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,360 Time to make soup 156 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,400 Dragon, hurry up 157 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,840 ok 158 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,200 Kourtney's red bean soup 159 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,160 Kim's flu medicine 160 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,280 Khloe's ginger milk 161 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,760 Kylie's hot chocolate 162 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,960 and... 163 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,000 Kendall's ultimate hodgepodge 164 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,440 Bon appetite 165 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,600 Periods are like the flu 166 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,760 so annoying 167 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,200 Lucky Dragon is a good cook, works like a charm 168 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,520 Dragon is the best! 169 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,000 If only he could stay out of the girls' locker room 170 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,120 What did he do? 171 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,600 Nothing! 172 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,800 Speak. What did Dragon do? 173 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,920 How many times did I tell you? 174 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,920 Women are the most complicated creatures 175 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,560 It's not something you can handle 176 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,920 All our effort put into raising you 177 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,120 spying on you 178 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,360 being your school dean 179 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,280 and the torturing... 180 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,400 It's all out of love! 181 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,480 So you don't get hurt by girls 182 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,200 As if I don't get enough from you 183 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,320 Let him talk 184 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,040 I've been bullied by you since I was a kid 185 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,040 What's another girl going to do? 186 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,200 Would you dare have a crush on them? 187 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,800 Crush? 188 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,800 Don't forget the last time 189 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,400 you had a crush on a girl 190 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,440 If that happens again, you're on your own 191 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,200 Fine then! Big deal! 192 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,120 I'll get a girlfriend 193 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,440 so you can get off my back 194 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,120 As if this was up to you 195 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,800 She must pass our evaluation first 196 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,080 Evaluation? 197 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,440 Yep 198 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,680 If she wants to be part of the family 199 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,360 She must have my 200 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,000 sense of compassion 201 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,280 Kim's elegance 202 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,120 Kylie's diligence 203 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,960 Kendall's thoughfulness 204 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,640 and Khloe's... 205 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,360 Khloe's... 206 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,240 hair texture 207 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,480 She must have all of these qualities 208 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,080 to qualify as your 209 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,200 GIRLFRIEND 210 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,720 That's too difficult 211 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,760 I'll show you how it's done 212 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,600 Young stud available! 213 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,120 Sexy hunk, aged 16 years, now on sale! 214 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,320 Come check me out! 215 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,640 Girls only! Girls only! 216 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,280 Hey girl 217 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,720 Netflix and chill, maybe? 218 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,120 You're insane 219 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,200 Aged 16 years, cherry unpopped! 220 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,640 What are you doing? 221 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,560 Get off me! 222 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,480 Listen, man 223 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,040 I've been investigating 224 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,280 That girl from yesterday 225 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,880 That's Meng Hsu from East High 226 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,360 I know 227 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,200 There's more! 228 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,080 Look 229 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,160 This girl, she's been to many schools 230 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,880 famous for being helpful 231 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,600 She's like the girl version of Good Guy Greg 232 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,040 She'll do you favors you don't need 233 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,760 What else can I do for you? 234 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,120 No, thank you! 235 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,920 That's more than enough. No more favors! 236 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,520 Do you promise to get along now? 237 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,640 Yes! 238 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,480 Please stop asking! 239 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,080 We're getting along too well! 240 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,160 For real? 241 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,800 See for yourself 242 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,520 I got it back for you! 243 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,840 You're so kinky! 244 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,880 Come get me, kinky boy! 245 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,440 Hey perv, come get me! 246 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,880 Come get me, perv... 247 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,800 Run! Save yourself! 248 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,000 - What? - WHAT? 249 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:34,800 Why are you copying me? 250 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,400 I'm not copying you, you're copying me! 251 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,080 I'm not copying you! 252 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,080 Alright, that's it! 253 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,960 Get my baseball bat? Stay right there! 254 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,240 My baseball bat! 255 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,120 Today's your lucky day 256 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,080 If I had my bat... 257 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,640 Thank you 258 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,680 You see? 259 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,520 If she was my girlfriend 260 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,360 my sisters won't bully me anymore 261 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,240 But she thinks you're a pervert 262 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,280 How will you turn that around? 263 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,040 Easy! In our next class at the zoo 264 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,520 put in a good word for me 265 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,400 and get me a bear! 266 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,000 A bear? 267 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,080 He's hopeless 268 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,960 Who's hopeless? 269 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,000 Just look at him 270 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,280 Does he look 271 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,600 normal to you? 272 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,680 No 273 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,360 I didn't think so 274 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,920 If things don't change 275 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,440 his 5 sisters are 276 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,680 going to drive him crazy 277 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,360 5 sisters? 278 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,160 Dragon grew up without his parents 279 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,360 his 5 sisters raised him 280 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,680 so they're basically like 281 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,960 his 5 mothers 282 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,200 Isn't that a good thing? 283 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,920 But a mother would never rob your organs! 284 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,240 Rob his organs? 285 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,520 That little punk, finally useful for once 286 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,760 If this is his sisters 287 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,920 This one would be Dragon 288 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,640 I don't get it 289 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,000 Ok so like, his oldest sister 290 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,200 she was born with a bad kidney 291 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,480 One is cut off already 292 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,520 about to lose the second one 293 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,560 Dragon has two brand new, fresh kidneys 294 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,880 And his second sister 295 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,400 lungs crushed by her gigantic boobs 296 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,520 Dragon happens to have 3 lungs 297 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,560 His third sister 298 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,800 is nearsighted 299 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,280 his fifth sister is farsighted 300 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,840 They're both after his cornea! 301 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,360 What about the fourth? 302 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,840 The fourth sister? 303 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,880 She wants to be a man! 304 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,680 Oh my God! 305 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,000 Dragon is like his sisters' backup organs 306 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,560 They want to drive him mentally insane 307 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,520 So they can split him open 308 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,320 What's taking him so long? 309 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,400 Kiss ass 310 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,560 That's brutal! It's sadistic! 311 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,640 - Exactly... - Let me go talk to his sisters 312 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,480 No! 313 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,920 You can't talk sense into his sisters 314 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,480 You can only change their mind, with love 315 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,760 Love? 316 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,600 They're girls, after all 317 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,480 They promised Dragon if he gets a girlfriend 318 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,880 they'll let him live 319 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,520 Set him free, once and for all 320 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,720 Love will set him free? 321 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,960 That's right 322 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,920 You gotta try it 323 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,720 You want me to be his girlfriend? 324 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,720 For the sake of his organs 325 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,640 You gotta do this for him 326 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,080 No, I can't. I have no experience with love 327 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,280 Go talk to him and you'll get experience 328 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:57,000 There's gotta be another way 329 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,680 Where did he go? 330 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,680 Time to do your thing... 331 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320 Help! 332 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,640 A bear has escaped 333 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,200 A bear is coming this way 334 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,880 A bear is coming, run! 335 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,920 Run! A bear just escaped 336 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,840 Finally, my time to shine 337 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,480 Fear not! Follow me! 338 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,560 What about the bear? 339 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,320 Fear not! Stay behind me! 340 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,360 All of you, stay behind me! 341 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,280 Everyone 342 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,000 Captain Dragon to the rescue! 343 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,040 Everyone stay calm 344 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,880 Stay calm! 345 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,800 Everyone get behind 346 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,960 He's really lost it 347 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,120 Help! Wild bear on the loose! 348 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,880 So scary, much afraid! 349 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,200 OMG, so scary! 350 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,760 The bear is running loose 351 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,040 Doin' me a big frighten 352 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,000 - Be careful! - Dragon 353 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,240 Are you alright? 354 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,760 Meng 355 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,120 You're awake 356 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,000 Don't get up yet 357 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,760 You've been here the whole time 358 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,240 The nurse said you hit your head pretty hard 359 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,920 You were almost clinically stupid 360 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,200 Too bad it didn't hurt your kidneys or lungs 361 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,600 so your sisters would leave you alone 362 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,760 Yee told me everything 363 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,120 Yee...what did he tell you? 364 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,760 That if you don't get a girlfriend 365 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,000 your sisters will take your organs 366 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,720 He told me everything 367 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,840 What organs?! 368 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,600 Dragon! 369 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,280 - Dragon - Kylie 370 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,360 I heard you were chased by a panda 371 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,240 trapped by a hippo 372 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,560 trampled by an elephant 373 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,800 Are you ok? 374 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,680 Arms? Legs? 375 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,760 Dragon birthmark? 376 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,800 What the! 377 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:53,880 Dragon Lee! 378 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,200 What are you doing! 379 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,200 I heard you were raped by a gorilla 380 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,800 beat up by a lion, bit by a crocodile 381 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,680 Arms? Legs? 382 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080 Dragon birthmark? 383 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,640 it's gone... 384 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,920 It's not gone! 385 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,280 You must be infected 386 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,560 Hold him still 387 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,480 - I'll zap it out of him - OK 388 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,920 "Keep Quiet in the Hallway" 389 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,040 Don't move! 390 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,560 Wait 391 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,880 Who the heck are you? 392 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Let him go! 393 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,960 Time is running out 394 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,720 Hold him still 395 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,720 Don't touch him! 396 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,560 Who the heck... 397 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,800 I'm Dragon's... 398 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,520 GIRLFRIEND! 399 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,440 Dragon, do you really have a girlfriend? 400 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,240 Is she really your girlfriend? 401 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,920 You're losing 402 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,880 - Hurry up! - Die! 403 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,960 Dragon, did you really get a girlfriend? 404 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,440 Pwned! 405 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,200 K.O. 406 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,480 I heard you got a girlfriend? 407 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,760 I heard you got a girlfriend? 408 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,880 A loser who's been single for 16 years 409 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,720 How did he get a girlfriend in a day? 410 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,520 Cut the crap 411 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,440 Kourtney said if I get a girlfriend, 412 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,360 she'll set me free 413 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,200 Kourtney said she has to qualify first 414 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,400 To make sure your love is true 415 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,200 We're love at first sight 416 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,360 Of course it's true! 417 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,360 Put me down! 418 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,640 Keep an eye on him 419 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,680 If he's lying 420 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,360 I'll put him in a wheelchair 421 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,480 Wheelchair 422 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,120 Meng 423 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,240 - Morning! - Morning 424 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,280 Popsicles for breakfast? 425 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,440 Yeah 426 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,880 Go to school in a wheelchair 427 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,880 Meng, so you're my girlfriend now? 428 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,040 Yep 429 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,400 So we're like a thing now? 430 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,680 Yes 431 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,680 Do you know what love means? 432 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,400 No! I mean 433 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,480 maybe we should h-h-hold... 434 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,840 Hold a meeting and discuss the details? 435 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,520 Don't worry, you're safe with me 436 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,400 What about c-c-cuddling... 437 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,920 I don't know who Cuddeling is 438 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,520 Don't worry. This is not your fault 439 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,960 At least we can k-k-kiss... 440 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,280 Kiss your misery goodbye! 441 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,160 Let's go get another popsicle before class! 442 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,240 Another one? 443 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,120 That idiot, still dumb as usual 444 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,760 He needs a reality check before he gets hurt again 445 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,880 Let's show Meng what she signed up for 446 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440 idiot! 447 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,080 What are you doing? 448 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,720 I am being shot 449 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,040 in the head 450 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,640 He's already thick enough 451 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,880 What more do you want from him? 452 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,880 How bad do you want his organs? 453 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,920 Organs 454 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,440 What organs? 455 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,440 Whatever! 456 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,600 Give us back Dragon 457 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,400 No 458 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,960 I've vowed to keep him safe 459 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,160 Ironman survived a heart injury 460 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,960 Behold as I, Dragon Lee 461 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,080 remove the arrow from my head 462 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,040 Ouch! Never mind! 463 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,920 It looks infected. Just hold still... 464 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,640 No, please don't! 465 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,880 Time to vote for the school dance theme 466 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,000 Are you ok? 467 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,680 Don't worry about it 468 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,640 Yee gets it all the time 469 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,000 Wanna go see the nurse? 470 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:56,960 No 471 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,160 - See? - Meng 472 00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,600 It's just a toy 473 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,640 Are you free this weekend? 474 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,160 Back off! You're flirting with my girl 475 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,360 Forgive me, I'm only following orders 476 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,480 Meng, are you free tonight? 477 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,240 You are? 478 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,200 I am 479 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,400 I've assembled a team of Abercrombie models 480 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,760 Tall, dark, and handsome 481 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,800 She'll definitely take the bait 482 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,440 Meng, come with me! 483 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,240 Meng! 484 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,760 They're taking your girlfriend away! 485 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,440 Look over there! Kylie is naked! 486 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,960 Where?! 487 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,640 Follow me 488 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,840 Dumbasses 489 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,640 So much for the Abercrombie models 490 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,640 Time to use my Forgetfulness Potion 491 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,640 Forgetfulness Potion? 492 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,560 That's right 493 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,440 Forgetfulness Potion 494 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,520 I've followed the exact 495 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,720 Harry Potter recipe 496 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,880 brewing for months 497 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,000 Even if it doesn't make her forget 498 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,400 She will lose her sanity 499 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,200 How will you get her to drink it? 500 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,600 Who said anything about drinking it? 501 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,560 Hasn't he had enough? 502 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440 Who's it! 503 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,520 You can't fool me twice 504 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,840 Watch out! 505 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,760 Kendall, are you for real? 506 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,040 I'm not done with you! 507 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,240 Please do not blow up the school 508 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,240 At least not the teachers 509 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,920 or students with GPA above 4.0 510 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,280 Nobody hurts my precious Meng 511 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,920 We should be safe here 512 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,520 I'm sorry, my sisters are crazy 513 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,440 I don't mind. I think it's fun! 514 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,080 You call that fun? 515 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,200 We're kind of the same 516 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,200 I also grew up without my parents 517 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,360 After they passed away, my uncle took me in 518 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,880 I have to move wherever his job takes him 519 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,000 How many times have you moved? 520 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,680 13 521 00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,960 in a year 522 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,680 I barely have enough time 523 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,880 to make new friends 524 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,600 or maybe I was trying too hard 525 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,200 I always make a fool of myself 526 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,560 Meng 527 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,120 I haven't had this much fun in a long time 528 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,520 - Actually - So I completely understand 529 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,560 what you're going through 530 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,800 I will never let them take your organs 531 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,320 I got an "I" 532 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,440 You got an "I"? Great! 533 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,880 I'm still missing an "I" 534 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,280 What can "I" do? 535 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,240 Another "POP" 536 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,680 What does "POP" do? 537 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,680 Not telling you! 538 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,120 I'll throw away the "I" 539 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,240 No! Give me "I" 540 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,080 No 541 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,120 Dragon Lee, Give me "I" 542 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,480 -No! -Give me "I" 543 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,920 Fine, have it 544 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,520 Give it! 545 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,320 We have failed 546 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,760 How hard is it to threaten a little girl? 547 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,080 I'm already on top of it 548 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,320 World War III is fought online 549 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,640 Control the internet, control the world 550 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,960 Steve Jobs is known for 551 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,880 dropping out of school 552 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,000 Meng Hsu is the queen 553 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,040 of skipping classes 554 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,280 She's like the Usain Bolt of runaways 555 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,440 Here's is an actual footage 556 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,080 of her running away 557 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,680 She is also a master of weaponry 558 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,320 Look at her baseball bat 559 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,760 She is Katy Perry's 560 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,000 teenage nightmare 561 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,600 Osama Bin Laden in a mini skirt 562 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,000 Isn't that a little extreme? 563 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,080 It would only be extreme 564 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,480 if this gets to Kourtney 565 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:57,000 Now, time to make this viral 566 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,600 What happened? 567 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,720 What are you doing? 568 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,720 Nobody hurts my precious Meng 569 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,160 We have failed 570 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,720 Even Khloe has failed 571 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,880 Looks like we have to settle this 572 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,480 on the battle ground of Oleempics 573 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,560 If you want to date Dragon, you'd have to defeat us 574 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,080 You have to win 575 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,280 to qualify as his girlfriend 576 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,520 So if I win 577 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,440 you will leave his organs alone? 578 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,000 Organs again? 579 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:31,960 What's she talking about? 580 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,960 Nothing! Challenge accepted 581 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,760 Kim is the worst, don't mind her 582 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,520 she does this every time 583 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600 she wants to embarrass me 584 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,440 Look at her 585 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,800 She made those medals already 586 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,080 What a biyatch! 587 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,640 What do we do? 588 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,600 Don't worry, the referee is on our side 589 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,720 the fifth Oleempics will now begin 590 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,200 Both parties please approach the bench 591 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,920 Begin! 592 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,120 What are we competing on? 593 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,200 Kim wins! 594 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,960 The winner is 595 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,640 - Hold on! - Why? 596 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,960 It's a staring contest 597 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,560 Whoever blinks first loses 598 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,200 Staring contest?! WTF 599 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,080 I got no more room for these 600 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,200 That doesn't count! 601 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,160 Objection! 602 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,160 What a sore loser 603 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,760 Let's call the first round a tie 604 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,440 Next, you'll compete with me, Kendall and Kylie 605 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,040 "Tie" 606 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,960 Nobody hurts my precious Meng 607 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,760 What we've all been waiting for 608 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,280 Introducing the faculty team! 609 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,840 and now Meng's team! 610 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,240 Obviously it's a swimming race 611 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,040 Whoever reaches the finish line wins 612 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,640 Define "finish line" 613 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,960 Obviously it's at the other end 614 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,240 You mean here? 615 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,200 Yes 616 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,120 This line? 617 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,640 Yes 618 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,440 This line? Or this line? 619 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,040 Cut the crap 620 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,520 I'm sure everyone's had enough 621 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,880 Everyone on their marks 622 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,560 Get set 623 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,800 Go Meng! 624 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960 We won! Blow the whistle 625 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,520 This is a fishing competition 626 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,840 What fish? 627 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,360 What about the finish line? 628 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,400 Get the fish, get to the finish line 629 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,600 Kim caught five fish 630 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,960 Kylie has two 631 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,320 Kendall has three 632 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,200 Meng has zero 633 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,640 Kim wins, game over! 634 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,160 "Win; Lose" 635 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,800 What the heck?! 636 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,200 Dragon, I'm sorry 637 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,520 This is insane, no way! 638 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,920 What's going on here? 639 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840 Kourtney 640 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,120 So, you're Meng 641 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960 My name is Meng Hsu 642 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,720 I'm Dragon's oldest sister 643 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,120 Let's go again, what do you say? 644 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,040 We already won 645 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,640 We don't want to be called cheaters 646 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,320 No gimmicks this time 647 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,880 If you win, you can date Dragon 648 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,000 What are we competing on? 649 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,920 Shot put. Pretty straightforward! 650 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,440 Whoever throws the furthest, wins 651 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,120 OK 652 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,120 Are we really putting Meng through this? 653 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,520 Of course! I'm this close to freedom 654 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,800 What if Meng gets hurt? 655 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800 How bad can it be? 656 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,800 Did you see that?! 657 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,440 They're throwing balls, not humans 658 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,240 That human is your girlfriend 659 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,080 So what? 660 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,880 I'll get another one after 661 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,720 Dude, that's cold. I'm out! 662 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,280 Big deal... 663 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,240 Meng, are you thirsty? 664 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,760 Maybe a popsicle? 665 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,880 I will not let you down 666 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,960 First up is Meng, on your mark 667 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,920 You got this, Meng! 668 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,920 15 meters 669 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,360 15 meters! 670 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,800 Meng, you're the best! 671 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,600 Meng, you're the best! 672 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,120 Go Meng! 673 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,520 You go, Meng! 674 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,400 Next up is Kourtney, on your mark 675 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,720 Go Kourtney! 676 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,400 Wait, put down the ball! 677 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,480 Meng, stop it 678 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,640 What is she up to? 679 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,800 Yeah 680 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560 What's she doing? 681 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,400 Go away! 682 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,680 Friends don't let friends commit suicide 683 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,920 Give me the ball! 684 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,280 What does Dragon see in you? 685 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,280 What are you doing?! 686 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,840 I'm sorry! 687 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400 Meng 688 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,120 Are you hurt? 689 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,560 You're bleeding, let's go to the nurse 690 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,320 Kourtney, are you ok? 691 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,360 Kourtney 692 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,920 How did a bomb get in here? 693 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,600 The last attack, 694 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,680 the power outage all 695 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,040 by the same terrorist 696 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,760 Explosives are against the rules 697 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,080 the winner of 698 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,360 the fifth Oleempics is... 699 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,640 Dragon Lee 700 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,760 You're free 701 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,640 Treat her well 702 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,720 Kourtney 703 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,480 Just like that? 704 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,080 Let's go. Looks like we're cooking tonight 705 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,480 So I don't need to cook dinner? 706 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,240 We still need snacks! 707 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,800 I don't need to make dinner 708 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,840 I don't need to make dinner! 709 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,320 Thank you Jesus! Thank you Buddha! 710 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,640 I don't need to make dinner! 711 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,320 This is all your fault 712 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,080 Take that! 713 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,440 Free! I'm free! I'm finally free! 714 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,560 Free from my sisters! 715 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,640 We don't need to pretend anymore... 716 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,880 Let's celebrate tomorrow! 717 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,320 Celebrate? 718 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,320 A date? 719 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,640 Dragon 720 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,000 This is for you 721 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,040 Thank you 722 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,240 Where are we going? 723 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,200 You have 5 sisters 724 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,840 I have a lot of brothers, too 725 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,880 Brothers? 726 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,760 I'm going to nom nom nom you all! 727 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,600 Give me back my brother! 728 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,320 I visit this retirement home every month 729 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,960 I read them stories 730 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,480 In a way, I'm like their little sister 731 00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,920 So this is a date, huh? 732 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,400 What did you expect? 733 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,000 So what is this exactly? 734 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,560 Not telling! 735 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,080 It's a "SO" 736 00:51:58,960 --> 00:51:59,960 I got it! 737 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,840 I sprained my ankle, I can't walk 738 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,320 I'll carry you 739 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,760 Are you ok? 740 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,000 - How's your ankle? - It's broken 741 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,680 Really? 742 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,680 Let me 743 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,480 wrap it for you 744 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,480 You're really good at this 745 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,200 My mom was a volunteer nurse 746 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,280 I learned from her 747 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,240 What happened to your mom? 748 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,200 She was a volunteer in Africa 749 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,440 to take care of refugees 750 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,080 One time she tripped and injured her head 751 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,880 and lost a lot of blood 752 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,400 But the local hospital was short on blood supply 753 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,800 She couldn't get treated in time 754 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,480 so she passed away 755 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600 So she passed away in Africa? 756 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,520 Yeah 757 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,120 So I followed her footsteps 758 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,680 I try my best to help people 759 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,560 After all these years 760 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,720 I still can't measure up to her 761 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,000 Nonsense! 762 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,960 Your mom must be proud of you 763 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,640 I am proud of you! 764 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800 Thank you 765 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,920 What about your mom? 766 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,240 What happened to her? 767 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,000 My mom... 768 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,160 Well... 769 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,280 Actually... 770 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,560 I worked so hard on that 771 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,560 It's ok, never mind 772 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,600 Are you cold? 773 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,320 No 774 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,760 Are you warm? 775 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,520 Not really 776 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,040 Now that your organs are safe 777 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,120 you don't need a girlfriend anymore? 778 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,120 I guess so 779 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,600 No! 780 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,280 No what? 781 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,440 My sisters are sneaky 782 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,800 They're probably still watching us 783 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,240 to make sure we're together 784 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,000 What should we do? 785 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,360 Stay with me a little longer 786 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,120 Just a little longer 787 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,040 You're awake 788 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,320 Let me help you freshen up 789 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,840 Who freshens up like this? 790 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,640 Oh you're on! 791 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,720 Let's freshen you up 792 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,440 You got something 793 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,680 - on your face - Where? 794 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,080 Here! 795 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,160 Look, a shark! 796 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,280 I sprained my ankle again 797 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,560 - My ankle! - Are you ok? 798 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,920 Just kidding! 799 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,200 Dragon 800 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,440 Stay where you are 801 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,240 Look, a shooting star! 802 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,120 That's just the sun 803 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,320 Look, UFO 804 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,080 Yeah right! 805 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,040 UFO would never choose you 806 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,320 Not true. Aliens love me 807 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,360 Nobody loves stinky feet 808 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,600 My feet don't stink 809 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,800 You're a big stink! 810 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,200 You 811 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,480 You look really pretty today 812 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,200 Meng 813 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,600 To be honest 814 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,920 I've been wanting... 815 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,840 My parents aren't dead 816 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,040 My sisters don't want my organs 817 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,880 This is just a trick 818 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,000 because I know you would care 819 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,200 You should leave me 820 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,720 Me, too 821 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,120 I have a crush on you, too! 822 00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,920 "Trick or treat" 823 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,760 is the theme of the school dance 824 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,320 We've been assigned to decoration 825 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,120 Congratulations to Dragon Lee 826 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,200 chosen to be Manager of Everything 827 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,520 That's way too many votes 828 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,720 Who wants to help him? 829 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,720 - I will - Wait... 830 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,800 The job is yours! 831 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,960 Manager of Everything?! 832 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,680 Why did you say yes? 833 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,000 Relax! 834 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,840 It'll be fun to do together 835 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,720 - Really? - Dragon 836 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,120 Dragon 837 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,080 Let's eat lunch! 838 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,960 Why are you still here? 839 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,320 But I cooked too much 840 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,120 I thought we could share 841 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,360 Please be more careful 842 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,480 I'm not hungry, I'm having popsicles 843 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,600 Let's go 844 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:56,880 You go eat with her 845 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,160 I'm gonna go check on the venue 846 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,600 Ok, lets go do that 847 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,200 I can go by myself 848 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,680 You go eat 849 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,480 Fine 850 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,360 Hey sis! I'm hungry now 851 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,520 Check this out 852 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,160 I accidentally cooked your favorite steak 853 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,520 Hello? 854 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,920 Uncle 855 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,080 Dig in! 856 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,240 You cooked so much! 857 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,200 I also cooked this... 858 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,120 Kylie, Kylie! 859 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,120 Don't scare me, Kylie! 860 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,680 Wake up, please! Kylie! 861 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,080 Get up! 862 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,080 Wake up! 863 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,600 She's not breathing, she needs CPR 864 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,800 I know CPR, I'll do it 865 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,800 Shut up! 866 01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,640 Kylie 867 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,080 Kylie! 868 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:48,760 Dragon, I'm sorry about lunch 869 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,600 I only care about you 870 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:54,960 Kylie! 871 01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,280 Guys! 872 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,960 Dragon saved my life 873 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,960 You've finally grown up 874 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,560 When mom and dad gets back 875 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,240 I'll tell them about this 876 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,200 Mom and dad? 877 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,320 Hold on! 878 01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,520 Collect "I LOVE POP SO MUCH" and win 879 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,240 a trip to Africa 880 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:20,920 Meng 881 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,520 Thank you 882 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:29,960 Meng 883 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,560 Go Meng 884 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,120 "LOVE" 885 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,320 The house is leaking 886 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,520 Where's Dragon? Why isn't he helping? 887 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,920 That idiot, he's "leaking", too 888 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,640 Why is he so emo? 889 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,360 What an idiot 890 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:05,800 Dragon Lee 891 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:17,960 It burns! 892 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,320 And so he speaks 893 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,040 Mom and dad wrote us postcards 894 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,440 Dad finished traveling the world 895 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,720 and he's going again 896 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,280 This is mom's new boyfriend 897 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,440 Maybe you'll have a new brother soon 898 01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,920 After their divorce 899 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,360 they lived different lives 900 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,480 It was up to me 901 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,640 to take care of all of you 902 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,280 I was mad at them 903 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,560 but this isn't your fault 904 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,400 I wanted to be your father 905 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,360 and your mother at the same time 906 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,560 But I just got back to school 907 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,160 I knew nothing about parenting 908 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,720 Do you remember I once said 909 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,520 we will be like the five petals of a flower 910 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,000 protecting you forever 911 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,960 So you'll never cry again, you got that? 912 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,680 I was wrong 913 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:36,840 Flowers aren't meant to be protected 914 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,560 they're meant to blossom 915 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,080 They must be set free 916 01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:48,480 to plant new roots, grow and blossom 917 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:03,160 Silly boy, don't cry! 918 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,440 There is serious flooding 919 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,200 Dragon Lee 920 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:43,200 It's really serious! 921 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:46,360 It's this bad! 922 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:48,520 Uh oh 923 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,280 Dragon has really grown "up" 924 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,960 He's a BIG man 925 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,800 Dragon 926 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,720 You're up early 927 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,640 Yeah 928 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,240 Wanna get breakfast later? 929 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,840 No, I'm busy 930 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,720 Busy doing what? 931 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,600 Busy going home! 932 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,880 Ok, bye then 933 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,840 Bye 934 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,160 Wanna get a popsicle? 935 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,240 No, I need to go 936 01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,520 What about Africa? 937 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,040 Africa? 938 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,600 I thought that's what you want 939 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,400 One more "LOVE" 940 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,040 and we can go together 941 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,160 Who said I'm going to Africa? 942 01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,000 Why would I go there? 943 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,800 Then let's not go to Africa 944 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,160 Let's go to Jamaica, or Wakanda 945 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,560 Stop 946 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,240 Even if I can't do anything right 947 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,120 I don't need you to lie to me 948 01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,640 After the dance, I'm going away again 949 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,960 I had a lot of fun with you 950 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,360 Thank you for being my friend 951 01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,240 Stay, or take me with you 952 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:03,520 Who are you? 953 01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:05,880 You hurt Meng, I hurt you 954 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,200 Meng, did you see Dragon? 955 01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,040 I'm down here! 956 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,600 Meng, did you see Dragon? 957 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:57,560 No 958 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,600 What's up with you guys? 959 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,480 Nothing 960 01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:07,480 Weird...I haven't seen him all day 961 01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,560 Dragon, what are you up to? 962 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,320 He hasn't picked up all day 963 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,280 Kourtney 964 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,040 Khloe 965 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,240 I tracked his location, he's on campus 966 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,720 I looked everywhere, I can't find him 967 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,480 Are you having fun? 968 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,080 Yeah! 969 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,920 Are you having fun? 970 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,240 Yeah! 971 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,680 Wanna see that again? 972 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,200 Yeah! 973 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,360 Wanna see something majestic? 974 01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,960 Yeah! 975 01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:25,800 Dragon! 976 01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,320 Dragon Lee 977 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:38,280 Dragon Lee, the biggest baby in school 978 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,760 and a womanizer 979 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,040 Tonight 980 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,920 let us send this useless n00b 981 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,800 all the way to mars 982 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,880 He who controls Dragon Lee... 983 01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:01,920 ...is me, Kenny 984 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,560 Who? 985 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,640 Don't you know me? 986 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,240 No 987 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,600 I won the math competition twice 988 01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,520 Nope 989 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,880 Is he from our school? 990 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,880 Who are you? 991 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,400 He's the terrorist I was talking about 992 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:31,880 He's the one that hurt Kylie 993 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:33,760 Kendall 994 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,880 Almost forgot that you exist 995 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,800 I'm sending you to space 996 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,920 Why are you doing this? Who are you? 997 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,320 You don't know who I am? 998 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,560 Nope 999 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,440 I'm Kenny! I'm here because of you 1000 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,360 Hi everyone, my name is Meng Hsu 1001 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:05,440 I wanted to get to know you 1002 01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:09,760 so I followed you to 13 different schools 1003 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,800 I've been watching you 1004 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,400 I protected you 1005 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,160 When you were in love, I wished you the best 1006 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:34,280 When they bullied you, I avenged you 1007 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:37,160 And you don't know me?! 1008 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,320 Nope! 1009 01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,120 Are you kidding me? 1010 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,880 I'll make you remember me forever 1011 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,520 What are you doing? 1012 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,160 It burns! 1013 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,280 Dragon! 1014 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,800 That missile may be more than just fireworks 1015 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,840 Dragon 1016 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,760 Are you crazy? 1017 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,840 What's that? What did you press? 1018 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,680 Let me go! Ouch it burns! 1019 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,040 Hold on to this 1020 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,960 Hold on tight 1021 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:22,840 Got it 1022 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,120 Hey! 1023 01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,320 You big wuss 1024 01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,040 Psycho, let me go! 1025 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,800 Sis, you let go! 1026 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,280 Pull! 1027 01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,680 Dragon 1028 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,320 Dragon Lee 1029 01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,480 Help! Whoever helps 1030 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,720 I will feed you lunch everyday 1031 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,920 I'll do it 1032 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:00,760 Let go! 1033 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,440 The whole school will explode 1034 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,640 Can you hack into the missile? 1035 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,760 I'm on it! 1036 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:11,880 Can you aim at the ropes? 1037 01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,160 Got it! 1038 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,320 Can you hold still? 1039 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,640 YES 1040 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,720 Now it's a time bomb 1041 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:34,880 Time bomb? 1042 01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,240 Get me down! Let me go! 1043 01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,040 Meng! 1044 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,640 My precious Meng! 1045 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,480 What are you doing? 1046 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:01,560 Saving you! We haven't held hands, or cuddled 1047 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,760 or k-k-kiss... 1048 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,920 There's no more room up here 1049 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,240 I don't care 1050 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,280 Take me with you. Let's go to Africa together 1051 01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:11,840 Africa? 1052 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,880 I'm outta here! 1053 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,760 Protect Meng! 1054 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,280 Khloe, you got it? 1055 01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,520 Almost 1056 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,200 Your whole family is crazy 1057 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,840 Disfuse the bomb now! 1058 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,280 But... 1059 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,880 Let go! It's really gonna blow 1060 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,760 Get down! 1061 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,960 We'll go down together 1062 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:56,760 No! 1063 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,400 Dragon 1064 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,400 Meng 1065 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,360 My parents were never dead 1066 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:13,360 My sisters never wanted my organs, 1067 01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,040 it's all a scam 1068 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:16,720 That night under the stars 1069 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,880 I wanted you to stay longer 1070 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,360 Now I want you to stay forever 1071 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,480 I really like you 1072 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,200 To you 1073 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,680 this might be just a joke 1074 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,400 But to me, this is love 1075 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,920 Crazy, messy, full of regrets 1076 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,120 but I was happy 1077 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,080 Thank you 1078 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,960 for being my girlfriend 1079 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,880 even if I'll be forever alone 1080 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,480 I won't regret it 1081 01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,680 I mean it this time 1082 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:03,440 Dragon 1083 01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:22,120 You look really pretty today 1084 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:58,400 I'm sorry I haven't visited 1085 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:02,360 After the dance 1086 01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,960 The school's a mess 1087 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,280 Uncle has finally settled down 1088 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:13,560 He promised me to stay here 1089 01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,600 until I finish college 1090 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:22,640 I've made friends, got a part-time job 1091 01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:26,120 I'm studying really hard. Everything's on track 1092 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:35,160 So, yep... 1093 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,320 Forgot to introduce, 1094 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,240 this is my boyfriend 1095 01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,440 Mom! 1096 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,200 Don't yell! 1097 01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:48,880 We finally won 2 plane tickets 1098 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,120 we'll be flying to Africa soon 1099 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,800 Until next time, bye! 1100 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,120 Bye mom! 1101 01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:57,800 Your mom isn't dead! 1102 01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,960 We're going to Africa 1103 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,280 That's ok, you guys go without me 1104 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,800 Come on! We only need two more "LOVE" 1105 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,680 and we go as a family 1106 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,160 Let's go and get that... 1107 01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,040 LOVE! 1108 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,640 Will you ever let me go? 1109 01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,880 With my 5 sisters 1110 01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,640 I'm gonna be forever alone! 1111 01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:57,560 Are you alright? 1112 01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,240 You ok? 1113 01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:05,760 If you're watching this, it means you have great patience 1114 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:09,240 Take out the trash when you exit the theatre 1115 01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:10,280 Don't forget to go potty! 1116 01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,320 XOXO 68355

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