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How To Train Our Dragon
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What do you want?
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I'm going home
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Peach Chang
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Please marry me
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Peach Chang, I like you
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Please be my girlfriend
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No, wait...
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Please marry me
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Are you crazy?
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Go with me to
a One Direction concert
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Oh ok!
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From now on, I will study hard
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Go to college, get a good job
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We'll have three babies
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the first one will be Bruce Lee
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Second one will be Stan Lee
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Third one will be Brock Lee
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- Thanks for this! Let's go
- Peach!
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What does this say?
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Get lost
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Have a nice life, see you never!
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Peach, wait!
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What about our babies...
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Silly Dragon, don't cry
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Kourtney
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Your sisters
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will be like
the five petals of a flower
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surrounding you,
protecting you forever
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So
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don't you ever cry. You got that?
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Pinky promise?
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Dragon, don't worry
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We won't let girls
bully you ever again
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OK, I'm gonna go get Peach back!
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Forget it!
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You still don't get it!
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You will never
have a girlfriend, EVER!
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"Kylie"
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Baby Dragon, time to eat
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I'm done eating
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"EAT"
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"Kendall"
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"Khloe"
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Dragon is at the tracks
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Lower
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I said lower!
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"Kim"
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"Kourtney"
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"Seven years later"
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Dragon
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Where are you?
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I'm here
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Where?
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You really can't see me?
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Cut it out. Show yourself!
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You can't see me...
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because I'm wearing
my new Invisibility Cloak!
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Invisibility Cloak?
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It's really working!
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Pretty cool huh!
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This is amazing!
You've finally done it
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I've waited 16 years for this
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I've finally
mastered invisibility
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There's only one place
I want to go...
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What place?
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To the girls'...
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You waited 16 years
for the girls' locker room?!
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I didn't know
it looked like this!
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This is so stupid, let's go!
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Crap!
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What is that?
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Why are boys so stupid?
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I'm going to tell
the dean about this
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Now I feel like somebody
is watching me...
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Maybe IT is watching!
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- What are you saying!
- What!
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This place used to be haunted
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No way!
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I'm not kidding!
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Someone once saw
blood gushing out
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from the bottom of the lockers
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Stop it!
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Nobody panic!
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Pervert!
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This isn't what
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it looks like
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Where are you taking me?
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To where perverts belong
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Take me anywhere but here...
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- Dragon
- Kim
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What's with the bleeding?
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You idiot!
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What did you do?
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I can't believe Kim found out
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I'm doomed
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All rise
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Please be seated
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Let me introduce
our new classmate
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Please introduce yourself
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Hi everyone! My name is Meng Hsu
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I just transferred here
from East High
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I look forward to
getting to know everyone!
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Please, call me Meng
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There's an empty seat
next to Dragon Lee
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Go sit next to him
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We have another new classmate
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What's your name?
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Hi everyone! My name is Kenny
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FML!
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Sneaking into
the girls' locker room
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My house is crowded with girls
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I've already seen it all
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And that crazy chick
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Getting me into trouble
on her first day
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If Kim tells Kourtney, I'm dead
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Although she is kinda cute
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Whatever her name is...
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Meng
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No time for romance
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I need to stay alive
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Maybe I should run away
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Cash out my savings,
leave the country
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What's taking
this red light so long?
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As if I have any money
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All my savings are
with my sisters
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Alright, pull yourself together!
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I'll ask them to
stop parenting me
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they'll just break my arm
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Let's poo this! I mean...
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Let's do this
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How did I get home so quick...
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Never mind
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I may have overreacted
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I'm gonna be forever alone
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You've gotta set things straight
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Right now!
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So what if they kill me
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Big deal
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I sense a disturbance
in the force
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Blood
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Kim, what happened to you?
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Kendall, wake up!
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Are you ok, sis?
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What happened? Get up
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What's wrong?
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Blood
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"Blood Day"
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Kylie
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Khloe
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Dragon, I'm sorry
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Kourtney said...
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You're home
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Time to make soup
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Dragon, hurry up
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ok
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Kourtney's red bean soup
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Kim's flu medicine
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Khloe's ginger milk
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Kylie's hot chocolate
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and...
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Kendall's ultimate hodgepodge
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Bon appetite
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Periods are like the flu
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so annoying
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Lucky Dragon is a good cook,
works like a charm
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Dragon is the best!
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If only he could stay out
of the girls' locker room
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What did he do?
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Nothing!
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Speak. What did Dragon do?
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How many times did I tell you?
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Women are the most
complicated creatures
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It's not something you can handle
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All our effort put
into raising you
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spying on you
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being your school dean
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and the torturing...
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It's all out of love!
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So you don't get hurt by girls
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As if I don't get enough from you
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Let him talk
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I've been bullied by you
since I was a kid
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What's another girl going to do?
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Would you dare have
a crush on them?
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Crush?
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Don't forget the last time
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you had a crush on a girl
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If that happens again,
you're on your own
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Fine then! Big deal!
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I'll get a girlfriend
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so you can get off my back
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As if this was up to you
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She must pass
our evaluation first
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Evaluation?
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Yep
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If she wants to be
part of the family
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She must have my
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sense of compassion
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Kim's elegance
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Kylie's diligence
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Kendall's thoughfulness
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and Khloe's...
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Khloe's...
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hair texture
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She must have
all of these qualities
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to qualify as your
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GIRLFRIEND
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That's too difficult
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I'll show you how it's done
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Young stud available!
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Sexy hunk, aged 16 years,
now on sale!
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Come check me out!
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Girls only! Girls only!
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Hey girl
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Netflix and chill, maybe?
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You're insane
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Aged 16 years, cherry unpopped!
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What are you doing?
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Get off me!
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Listen, man
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I've been investigating
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That girl from yesterday
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That's Meng Hsu from East High
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I know
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There's more!
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Look
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This girl, she's been
to many schools
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famous for being helpful
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She's like the girl version
of Good Guy Greg
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She'll do you favors
you don't need
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What else can I do for you?
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No, thank you!
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That's more than enough.
No more favors!
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Do you promise to get along now?
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Yes!
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Please stop asking!
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We're getting along too well!
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For real?
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See for yourself
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I got it back for you!
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You're so kinky!
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Come get me, kinky boy!
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Hey perv, come get me!
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Come get me, perv...
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Run! Save yourself!
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- What?
- WHAT?
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Why are you copying me?
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I'm not copying you,
you're copying me!
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I'm not copying you!
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Alright, that's it!
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Get my baseball bat?
Stay right there!
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My baseball bat!
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Today's your lucky day
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If I had my bat...
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Thank you
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You see?
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If she was my girlfriend
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my sisters won't bully me anymore
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But she thinks you're a pervert
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How will you turn that around?
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Easy! In our next class
at the zoo
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put in a good word for me
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and get me a bear!
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A bear?
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He's hopeless
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Who's hopeless?
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Just look at him
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Does he look
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normal to you?
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No
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I didn't think so
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If things don't change
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his 5 sisters are
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going to drive him crazy
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5 sisters?
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Dragon grew up
without his parents
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his 5 sisters raised him
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so they're basically like
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his 5 mothers
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Isn't that a good thing?
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But a mother would never
rob your organs!
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Rob his organs?
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That little punk,
finally useful for once
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If this is his sisters
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This one would be Dragon
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I don't get it
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Ok so like, his oldest sister
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she was born with a bad kidney
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One is cut off already
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about to lose the second one
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00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,560
Dragon has two brand new,
fresh kidneys
294
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,880
And his second sister
295
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,400
lungs crushed by
her gigantic boobs
296
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,520
Dragon happens to have 3 lungs
297
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,560
His third sister
298
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,800
is nearsighted
299
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,280
his fifth sister is farsighted
300
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,840
They're both after his cornea!
301
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,360
What about the fourth?
302
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,840
The fourth sister?
303
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,880
She wants to be a man!
304
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,680
Oh my God!
305
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,000
Dragon is like his sisters'
backup organs
306
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,560
They want to drive him
mentally insane
307
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,520
So they can split him open
308
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,320
What's taking him so long?
309
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,400
Kiss ass
310
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,560
That's brutal! It's sadistic!
311
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,640
- Exactly...
- Let me go talk to his sisters
312
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,480
No!
313
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,920
You can't talk sense
into his sisters
314
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,480
You can only change
their mind, with love
315
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,760
Love?
316
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,600
They're girls, after all
317
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,480
They promised Dragon
if he gets a girlfriend
318
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,880
they'll let him live
319
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,520
Set him free, once and for all
320
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,720
Love will set him free?
321
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,960
That's right
322
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,920
You gotta try it
323
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,720
You want me to be his girlfriend?
324
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,720
For the sake of his organs
325
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,640
You gotta do this for him
326
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,080
No, I can't.
I have no experience with love
327
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,280
Go talk to him and
you'll get experience
328
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:57,000
There's gotta be another way
329
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,680
Where did he go?
330
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,680
Time to do your thing...
331
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320
Help!
332
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,640
A bear has escaped
333
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,200
A bear is coming this way
334
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,880
A bear is coming, run!
335
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,920
Run! A bear just escaped
336
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,840
Finally, my time to shine
337
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,480
Fear not! Follow me!
338
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,560
What about the bear?
339
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,320
Fear not! Stay behind me!
340
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,360
All of you, stay behind me!
341
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,280
Everyone
342
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,000
Captain Dragon to the rescue!
343
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,040
Everyone stay calm
344
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,880
Stay calm!
345
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,800
Everyone get behind
346
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,960
He's really lost it
347
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,120
Help! Wild bear on the loose!
348
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,880
So scary, much afraid!
349
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,200
OMG, so scary!
350
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,760
The bear is running loose
351
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,040
Doin' me a big frighten
352
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,000
- Be careful!
- Dragon
353
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,240
Are you alright?
354
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,760
Meng
355
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,120
You're awake
356
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,000
Don't get up yet
357
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,760
You've been here the whole time
358
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,240
The nurse said
you hit your head pretty hard
359
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,920
You were almost clinically stupid
360
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,200
Too bad it didn't hurt
your kidneys or lungs
361
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,600
so your sisters would
leave you alone
362
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,760
Yee told me everything
363
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,120
Yee...what did he tell you?
364
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,760
That if you
don't get a girlfriend
365
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,000
your sisters will
take your organs
366
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,720
He told me everything
367
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,840
What organs?!
368
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,600
Dragon!
369
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,280
- Dragon
- Kylie
370
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,360
I heard you were
chased by a panda
371
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,240
trapped by a hippo
372
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,560
trampled by an elephant
373
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,800
Are you ok?
374
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,680
Arms? Legs?
375
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,760
Dragon birthmark?
376
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,800
What the!
377
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:53,880
Dragon Lee!
378
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,200
What are you doing!
379
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,200
I heard you were
raped by a gorilla
380
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,800
beat up by a lion,
bit by a crocodile
381
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,680
Arms? Legs?
382
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080
Dragon birthmark?
383
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,640
it's gone...
384
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,920
It's not gone!
385
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,280
You must be infected
386
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,560
Hold him still
387
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,480
- I'll zap it out of him
- OK
388
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,920
"Keep Quiet in the Hallway"
389
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,040
Don't move!
390
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,560
Wait
391
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,880
Who the heck are you?
392
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Let him go!
393
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,960
Time is running out
394
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,720
Hold him still
395
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,720
Don't touch him!
396
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,560
Who the heck...
397
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,800
I'm Dragon's...
398
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,520
GIRLFRIEND!
399
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,440
Dragon, do you really
have a girlfriend?
400
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,240
Is she really your girlfriend?
401
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,920
You're losing
402
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,880
- Hurry up!
- Die!
403
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,960
Dragon, did you really
get a girlfriend?
404
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,440
Pwned!
405
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,200
K.O.
406
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,480
I heard you got a girlfriend?
407
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,760
I heard you got a girlfriend?
408
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,880
A loser who's been
single for 16 years
409
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,720
How did he get
a girlfriend in a day?
410
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,520
Cut the crap
411
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,440
Kourtney said
if I get a girlfriend,
412
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,360
she'll set me free
413
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,200
Kourtney said
she has to qualify first
414
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,400
To make sure your love is true
415
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,200
We're love at first sight
416
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,360
Of course it's true!
417
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,360
Put me down!
418
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,640
Keep an eye on him
419
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,680
If he's lying
420
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,360
I'll put him in a wheelchair
421
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,480
Wheelchair
422
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,120
Meng
423
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,240
- Morning!
- Morning
424
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,280
Popsicles for breakfast?
425
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,440
Yeah
426
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,880
Go to school in a wheelchair
427
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,880
Meng, so you're
my girlfriend now?
428
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,040
Yep
429
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,400
So we're like a thing now?
430
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,680
Yes
431
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,680
Do you know what love means?
432
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,400
No! I mean
433
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,480
maybe we should h-h-hold...
434
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,840
Hold a meeting and
discuss the details?
435
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,520
Don't worry, you're safe with me
436
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,400
What about c-c-cuddling...
437
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,920
I don't know who Cuddeling is
438
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,520
Don't worry.
This is not your fault
439
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,960
At least we can k-k-kiss...
440
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,280
Kiss your misery goodbye!
441
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,160
Let's go get another popsicle
before class!
442
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,240
Another one?
443
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,120
That idiot, still dumb as usual
444
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,760
He needs a reality check
before he gets hurt again
445
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,880
Let's show Meng
what she signed up for
446
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440
idiot!
447
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,080
What are you doing?
448
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,720
I am being shot
449
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,040
in the head
450
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,640
He's already thick enough
451
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,880
What more do you want from him?
452
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,880
How bad do you want his organs?
453
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,920
Organs
454
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,440
What organs?
455
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,440
Whatever!
456
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,600
Give us back Dragon
457
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,400
No
458
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,960
I've vowed to keep him safe
459
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,160
Ironman survived a heart injury
460
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,960
Behold as I, Dragon Lee
461
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,080
remove the arrow from my head
462
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,040
Ouch! Never mind!
463
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,920
It looks infected.
Just hold still...
464
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,640
No, please don't!
465
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,880
Time to vote
for the school dance theme
466
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,000
Are you ok?
467
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,680
Don't worry about it
468
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,640
Yee gets it all the time
469
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,000
Wanna go see the nurse?
470
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:56,960
No
471
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,160
- See?
- Meng
472
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,600
It's just a toy
473
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,640
Are you free this weekend?
474
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,160
Back off!
You're flirting with my girl
475
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,360
Forgive me,
I'm only following orders
476
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,480
Meng, are you free tonight?
477
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,240
You are?
478
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,200
I am
479
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,400
I've assembled a team
of Abercrombie models
480
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,760
Tall, dark, and handsome
481
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,800
She'll definitely take the bait
482
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,440
Meng, come with me!
483
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,240
Meng!
484
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,760
They're taking
your girlfriend away!
485
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,440
Look over there! Kylie is naked!
486
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,960
Where?!
487
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,640
Follow me
488
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,840
Dumbasses
489
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,640
So much for
the Abercrombie models
490
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,640
Time to use
my Forgetfulness Potion
491
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,640
Forgetfulness Potion?
492
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,560
That's right
493
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,440
Forgetfulness Potion
494
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,520
I've followed the exact
495
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,720
Harry Potter recipe
496
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,880
brewing for months
497
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,000
Even if it doesn't make
her forget
498
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,400
She will lose her sanity
499
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,200
How will you get her to drink it?
500
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,600
Who said anything
about drinking it?
501
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,560
Hasn't he had enough?
502
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
Who's it!
503
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,520
You can't fool me twice
504
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,840
Watch out!
505
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,760
Kendall, are you for real?
506
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,040
I'm not done with you!
507
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,240
Please do not blow up the school
508
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,240
At least not the teachers
509
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,920
or students with GPA above 4.0
510
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,280
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
511
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,920
We should be safe here
512
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,520
I'm sorry, my sisters are crazy
513
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,440
I don't mind. I think it's fun!
514
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,080
You call that fun?
515
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,200
We're kind of the same
516
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,200
I also grew up without my parents
517
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,360
After they passed away,
my uncle took me in
518
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,880
I have to move wherever
his job takes him
519
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,000
How many times have you moved?
520
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,680
13
521
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,960
in a year
522
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,680
I barely have enough time
523
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,880
to make new friends
524
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,600
or maybe I was trying too hard
525
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,200
I always make a fool of myself
526
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,560
Meng
527
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,120
I haven't had this much fun
in a long time
528
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,520
- Actually
- So I completely understand
529
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,560
what you're going through
530
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,800
I will never let them
take your organs
531
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,320
I got an "I"
532
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,440
You got an "I"? Great!
533
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,880
I'm still missing an "I"
534
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,280
What can "I" do?
535
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,240
Another "POP"
536
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,680
What does "POP" do?
537
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,680
Not telling you!
538
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,120
I'll throw away the "I"
539
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,240
No! Give me "I"
540
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,080
No
541
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,120
Dragon Lee, Give me "I"
542
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,480
-No!
-Give me "I"
543
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,920
Fine, have it
544
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,520
Give it!
545
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,320
We have failed
546
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,760
How hard is it
to threaten a little girl?
547
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,080
I'm already on top of it
548
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,320
World War III is fought online
549
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,640
Control the internet,
control the world
550
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,960
Steve Jobs is known for
551
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,880
dropping out of school
552
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,000
Meng Hsu is the queen
553
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,040
of skipping classes
554
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,280
She's like the
Usain Bolt of runaways
555
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,440
Here's is an actual footage
556
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,080
of her running away
557
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,680
She is also a master of weaponry
558
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,320
Look at her baseball bat
559
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,760
She is Katy Perry's
560
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,000
teenage nightmare
561
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,600
Osama Bin Laden in a mini skirt
562
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,000
Isn't that a little extreme?
563
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,080
It would only be extreme
564
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,480
if this gets to Kourtney
565
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:57,000
Now, time to make this viral
566
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,600
What happened?
567
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,720
What are you doing?
568
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,720
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
569
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,160
We have failed
570
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,720
Even Khloe has failed
571
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,880
Looks like we have to settle this
572
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,480
on the battle ground of Oleempics
573
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,560
If you want to date Dragon,
you'd have to defeat us
574
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,080
You have to win
575
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,280
to qualify as his girlfriend
576
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,520
So if I win
577
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,440
you will leave his organs alone?
578
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,000
Organs again?
579
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:31,960
What's she talking about?
580
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,960
Nothing! Challenge accepted
581
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,760
Kim is the worst, don't mind her
582
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,520
she does this every time
583
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600
she wants to embarrass me
584
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,440
Look at her
585
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,800
She made those medals already
586
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,080
What a biyatch!
587
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,640
What do we do?
588
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,600
Don't worry,
the referee is on our side
589
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,720
the fifth Oleempics
will now begin
590
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,200
Both parties please
approach the bench
591
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,920
Begin!
592
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,120
What are we competing on?
593
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,200
Kim wins!
594
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,960
The winner is
595
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,640
- Hold on!
- Why?
596
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,960
It's a staring contest
597
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,560
Whoever blinks first loses
598
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,200
Staring contest?! WTF
599
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,080
I got no more room for these
600
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,200
That doesn't count!
601
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,160
Objection!
602
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,160
What a sore loser
603
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,760
Let's call the first round a tie
604
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,440
Next, you'll compete with me,
Kendall and Kylie
605
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,040
"Tie"
606
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,960
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
607
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,760
What we've all been waiting for
608
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,280
Introducing the faculty team!
609
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,840
and now Meng's team!
610
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,240
Obviously it's a swimming race
611
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,040
Whoever reaches
the finish line wins
612
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,640
Define "finish line"
613
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,960
Obviously it's at the other end
614
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,240
You mean here?
615
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,200
Yes
616
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,120
This line?
617
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,640
Yes
618
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,440
This line? Or this line?
619
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,040
Cut the crap
620
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,520
I'm sure everyone's had enough
621
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,880
Everyone on their marks
622
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,560
Get set
623
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,800
Go Meng!
624
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960
We won! Blow the whistle
625
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,520
This is a fishing competition
626
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,840
What fish?
627
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,360
What about the finish line?
628
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,400
Get the fish,
get to the finish line
629
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,600
Kim caught five fish
630
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,960
Kylie has two
631
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,320
Kendall has three
632
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,200
Meng has zero
633
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,640
Kim wins, game over!
634
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,160
"Win; Lose"
635
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,800
What the heck?!
636
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,200
Dragon, I'm sorry
637
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,520
This is insane, no way!
638
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,920
What's going on here?
639
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840
Kourtney
640
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,120
So, you're Meng
641
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960
My name is Meng Hsu
642
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,720
I'm Dragon's oldest sister
643
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,120
Let's go again, what do you say?
644
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,040
We already won
645
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,640
We don't want
to be called cheaters
646
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,320
No gimmicks this time
647
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,880
If you win, you can date Dragon
648
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,000
What are we competing on?
649
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,920
Shot put. Pretty straightforward!
650
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,440
Whoever throws the furthest, wins
651
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,120
OK
652
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,120
Are we really putting
Meng through this?
653
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,520
Of course!
I'm this close to freedom
654
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,800
What if Meng gets hurt?
655
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800
How bad can it be?
656
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,800
Did you see that?!
657
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,440
They're throwing balls,
not humans
658
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,240
That human is your girlfriend
659
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,080
So what?
660
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,880
I'll get another one after
661
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,720
Dude, that's cold. I'm out!
662
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,280
Big deal...
663
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,240
Meng, are you thirsty?
664
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,760
Maybe a popsicle?
665
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,880
I will not let you down
666
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,960
First up is Meng, on your mark
667
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,920
You got this, Meng!
668
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,920
15 meters
669
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,360
15 meters!
670
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,800
Meng, you're the best!
671
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,600
Meng, you're the best!
672
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,120
Go Meng!
673
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,520
You go, Meng!
674
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,400
Next up is Kourtney, on your mark
675
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,720
Go Kourtney!
676
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,400
Wait, put down the ball!
677
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,480
Meng, stop it
678
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,640
What is she up to?
679
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,800
Yeah
680
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
What's she doing?
681
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,400
Go away!
682
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,680
Friends don't let friends
commit suicide
683
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,920
Give me the ball!
684
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,280
What does Dragon see in you?
685
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,280
What are you doing?!
686
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,840
I'm sorry!
687
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400
Meng
688
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,120
Are you hurt?
689
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,560
You're bleeding,
let's go to the nurse
690
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,320
Kourtney, are you ok?
691
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,360
Kourtney
692
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,920
How did a bomb get in here?
693
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,600
The last attack,
694
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,680
the power outage all
695
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,040
by the same terrorist
696
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,760
Explosives are against the rules
697
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,080
the winner of
698
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,360
the fifth Oleempics is...
699
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,640
Dragon Lee
700
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,760
You're free
701
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,640
Treat her well
702
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,720
Kourtney
703
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,480
Just like that?
704
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,080
Let's go. Looks like
we're cooking tonight
705
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,480
So I don't need to cook dinner?
706
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,240
We still need snacks!
707
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,800
I don't need to make dinner
708
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,840
I don't need to make dinner!
709
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,320
Thank you Jesus!
Thank you Buddha!
710
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,640
I don't need to make dinner!
711
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,320
This is all your fault
712
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,080
Take that!
713
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,440
Free! I'm free! I'm finally free!
714
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,560
Free from my sisters!
715
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,640
We don't need
to pretend anymore...
716
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,880
Let's celebrate tomorrow!
717
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,320
Celebrate?
718
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,320
A date?
719
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,640
Dragon
720
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,000
This is for you
721
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,040
Thank you
722
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,240
Where are we going?
723
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,200
You have 5 sisters
724
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,840
I have a lot of brothers, too
725
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,880
Brothers?
726
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,760
I'm going to nom nom nom you all!
727
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,600
Give me back my brother!
728
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,320
I visit this retirement home
every month
729
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,960
I read them stories
730
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,480
In a way,
I'm like their little sister
731
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,920
So this is a date, huh?
732
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,400
What did you expect?
733
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,000
So what is this exactly?
734
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,560
Not telling!
735
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,080
It's a "SO"
736
00:51:58,960 --> 00:51:59,960
I got it!
737
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,840
I sprained my ankle, I can't walk
738
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,320
I'll carry you
739
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,760
Are you ok?
740
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,000
- How's your ankle?
- It's broken
741
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,680
Really?
742
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,680
Let me
743
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,480
wrap it for you
744
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,480
You're really good at this
745
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,200
My mom was a volunteer nurse
746
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,280
I learned from her
747
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,240
What happened to your mom?
748
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,200
She was a volunteer in Africa
749
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,440
to take care of refugees
750
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,080
One time she tripped and
injured her head
751
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,880
and lost a lot of blood
752
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,400
But the local hospital
was short on blood supply
753
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,800
She couldn't get treated in time
754
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,480
so she passed away
755
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600
So she passed away in Africa?
756
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,520
Yeah
757
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,120
So I followed her footsteps
758
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,680
I try my best to help people
759
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,560
After all these years
760
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,720
I still can't measure up to her
761
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,000
Nonsense!
762
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,960
Your mom must be proud of you
763
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,640
I am proud of you!
764
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800
Thank you
765
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,920
What about your mom?
766
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,240
What happened to her?
767
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,000
My mom...
768
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,160
Well...
769
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,280
Actually...
770
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,560
I worked so hard on that
771
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,560
It's ok, never mind
772
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,600
Are you cold?
773
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,320
No
774
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,760
Are you warm?
775
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,520
Not really
776
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,040
Now that your organs are safe
777
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,120
you don't need
a girlfriend anymore?
778
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,120
I guess so
779
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,600
No!
780
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,280
No what?
781
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,440
My sisters are sneaky
782
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,800
They're probably
still watching us
783
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,240
to make sure we're together
784
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,000
What should we do?
785
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,360
Stay with me a little longer
786
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,120
Just a little longer
787
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,040
You're awake
788
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,320
Let me help you freshen up
789
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,840
Who freshens up like this?
790
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,640
Oh you're on!
791
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,720
Let's freshen you up
792
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,440
You got something
793
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,680
- on your face
- Where?
794
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,080
Here!
795
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,160
Look, a shark!
796
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,280
I sprained my ankle again
797
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,560
- My ankle!
- Are you ok?
798
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,920
Just kidding!
799
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,200
Dragon
800
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,440
Stay where you are
801
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,240
Look, a shooting star!
802
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,120
That's just the sun
803
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,320
Look, UFO
804
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,080
Yeah right!
805
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,040
UFO would never choose you
806
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,320
Not true. Aliens love me
807
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,360
Nobody loves stinky feet
808
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,600
My feet don't stink
809
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,800
You're a big stink!
810
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,200
You
811
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,480
You look really pretty today
812
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,200
Meng
813
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,600
To be honest
814
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,920
I've been wanting...
815
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,840
My parents aren't dead
816
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,040
My sisters don't want my organs
817
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,880
This is just a trick
818
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,000
because I know you would care
819
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,200
You should leave me
820
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,720
Me, too
821
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,120
I have a crush on you, too!
822
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,920
"Trick or treat"
823
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,760
is the theme
of the school dance
824
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,320
We've been assigned to decoration
825
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,120
Congratulations to Dragon Lee
826
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,200
chosen to be
Manager of Everything
827
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,520
That's way too many votes
828
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,720
Who wants to help him?
829
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,720
- I will
- Wait...
830
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,800
The job is yours!
831
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,960
Manager of Everything?!
832
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,680
Why did you say yes?
833
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,000
Relax!
834
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,840
It'll be fun to do together
835
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,720
- Really?
- Dragon
836
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,120
Dragon
837
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,080
Let's eat lunch!
838
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,960
Why are you still here?
839
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,320
But I cooked too much
840
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,120
I thought we could share
841
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,360
Please be more careful
842
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,480
I'm not hungry,
I'm having popsicles
843
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,600
Let's go
844
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:56,880
You go eat with her
845
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,160
I'm gonna go check on the venue
846
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,600
Ok, lets go do that
847
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,200
I can go by myself
848
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,680
You go eat
849
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,480
Fine
850
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,360
Hey sis! I'm hungry now
851
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,520
Check this out
852
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,160
I accidentally cooked
your favorite steak
853
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,520
Hello?
854
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,920
Uncle
855
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,080
Dig in!
856
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,240
You cooked so much!
857
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,200
I also cooked this...
858
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,120
Kylie, Kylie!
859
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,120
Don't scare me, Kylie!
860
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,680
Wake up, please! Kylie!
861
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,080
Get up!
862
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,080
Wake up!
863
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,600
She's not breathing,
she needs CPR
864
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,800
I know CPR, I'll do it
865
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,800
Shut up!
866
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,640
Kylie
867
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,080
Kylie!
868
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:48,760
Dragon, I'm sorry about lunch
869
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,600
I only care about you
870
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:54,960
Kylie!
871
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,280
Guys!
872
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,960
Dragon saved my life
873
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,960
You've finally grown up
874
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,560
When mom and dad gets back
875
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,240
I'll tell them about this
876
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,200
Mom and dad?
877
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,320
Hold on!
878
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,520
Collect "I LOVE POP
SO MUCH" and win
879
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,240
a trip to Africa
880
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:20,920
Meng
881
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,520
Thank you
882
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:29,960
Meng
883
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,560
Go Meng
884
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,120
"LOVE"
885
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,320
The house is leaking
886
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,520
Where's Dragon?
Why isn't he helping?
887
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,920
That idiot, he's "leaking", too
888
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,640
Why is he so emo?
889
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,360
What an idiot
890
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:05,800
Dragon Lee
891
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:17,960
It burns!
892
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,320
And so he speaks
893
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,040
Mom and dad wrote us postcards
894
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,440
Dad finished traveling the world
895
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,720
and he's going again
896
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,280
This is mom's new boyfriend
897
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,440
Maybe you'll have
a new brother soon
898
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,920
After their divorce
899
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,360
they lived different lives
900
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,480
It was up to me
901
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,640
to take care of all of you
902
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,280
I was mad at them
903
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,560
but this isn't your fault
904
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,400
I wanted to be your father
905
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,360
and your mother at the same time
906
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,560
But I just got back to school
907
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,160
I knew nothing about parenting
908
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,720
Do you remember I once said
909
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,520
we will be like
the five petals of a flower
910
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,000
protecting you forever
911
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,960
So you'll never cry again,
you got that?
912
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,680
I was wrong
913
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:36,840
Flowers aren't meant
to be protected
914
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,560
they're meant to blossom
915
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,080
They must be set free
916
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:48,480
to plant new roots,
grow and blossom
917
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:03,160
Silly boy, don't cry!
918
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,440
There is serious flooding
919
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,200
Dragon Lee
920
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:43,200
It's really serious!
921
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:46,360
It's this bad!
922
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:48,520
Uh oh
923
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,280
Dragon has really grown "up"
924
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,960
He's a BIG man
925
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,800
Dragon
926
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,720
You're up early
927
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,640
Yeah
928
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,240
Wanna get breakfast later?
929
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,840
No, I'm busy
930
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,720
Busy doing what?
931
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,600
Busy going home!
932
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,880
Ok, bye then
933
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,840
Bye
934
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,160
Wanna get a popsicle?
935
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,240
No, I need to go
936
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,520
What about Africa?
937
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,040
Africa?
938
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,600
I thought that's what you want
939
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,400
One more "LOVE"
940
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,040
and we can go together
941
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,160
Who said I'm going to Africa?
942
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,000
Why would I go there?
943
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,800
Then let's not go to Africa
944
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,160
Let's go to Jamaica, or Wakanda
945
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,560
Stop
946
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,240
Even if I can't do anything right
947
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,120
I don't need you to lie to me
948
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,640
After the dance,
I'm going away again
949
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,960
I had a lot of fun with you
950
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,360
Thank you for being my friend
951
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,240
Stay, or take me with you
952
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:03,520
Who are you?
953
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:05,880
You hurt Meng, I hurt you
954
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,200
Meng, did you see Dragon?
955
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,040
I'm down here!
956
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,600
Meng, did you see Dragon?
957
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:57,560
No
958
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,600
What's up with you guys?
959
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,480
Nothing
960
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:07,480
Weird...I haven't
seen him all day
961
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,560
Dragon, what are you up to?
962
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,320
He hasn't picked up all day
963
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,280
Kourtney
964
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,040
Khloe
965
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,240
I tracked his location,
he's on campus
966
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,720
I looked everywhere,
I can't find him
967
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,480
Are you having fun?
968
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,080
Yeah!
969
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,920
Are you having fun?
970
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,240
Yeah!
971
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,680
Wanna see that again?
972
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,200
Yeah!
973
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,360
Wanna see something majestic?
974
01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,960
Yeah!
975
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:25,800
Dragon!
976
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,320
Dragon Lee
977
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:38,280
Dragon Lee,
the biggest baby in school
978
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,760
and a womanizer
979
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,040
Tonight
980
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,920
let us send this useless n00b
981
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,800
all the way to mars
982
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,880
He who controls Dragon Lee...
983
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:01,920
...is me, Kenny
984
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,560
Who?
985
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,640
Don't you know me?
986
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,240
No
987
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,600
I won the math competition twice
988
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,520
Nope
989
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,880
Is he from our school?
990
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,880
Who are you?
991
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,400
He's the terrorist
I was talking about
992
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:31,880
He's the one that hurt Kylie
993
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:33,760
Kendall
994
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,880
Almost forgot that you exist
995
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,800
I'm sending you to space
996
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,920
Why are you doing this?
Who are you?
997
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,320
You don't know who I am?
998
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,560
Nope
999
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,440
I'm Kenny!
I'm here because of you
1000
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,360
Hi everyone, my name is Meng Hsu
1001
01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:05,440
I wanted to get to know you
1002
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:09,760
so I followed you
to 13 different schools
1003
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,800
I've been watching you
1004
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,400
I protected you
1005
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,160
When you were in love,
I wished you the best
1006
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:34,280
When they bullied you,
I avenged you
1007
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:37,160
And you don't know me?!
1008
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,320
Nope!
1009
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,120
Are you kidding me?
1010
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,880
I'll make you remember me forever
1011
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,520
What are you doing?
1012
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,160
It burns!
1013
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,280
Dragon!
1014
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,800
That missile may be
more than just fireworks
1015
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,840
Dragon
1016
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,760
Are you crazy?
1017
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,840
What's that? What did you press?
1018
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,680
Let me go! Ouch it burns!
1019
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,040
Hold on to this
1020
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,960
Hold on tight
1021
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:22,840
Got it
1022
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,120
Hey!
1023
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,320
You big wuss
1024
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,040
Psycho, let me go!
1025
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,800
Sis, you let go!
1026
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,280
Pull!
1027
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,680
Dragon
1028
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,320
Dragon Lee
1029
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,480
Help! Whoever helps
1030
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,720
I will feed you lunch everyday
1031
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,920
I'll do it
1032
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:00,760
Let go!
1033
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,440
The whole school will explode
1034
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,640
Can you hack into the missile?
1035
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,760
I'm on it!
1036
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:11,880
Can you aim at the ropes?
1037
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,160
Got it!
1038
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,320
Can you hold still?
1039
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,640
YES
1040
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,720
Now it's a time bomb
1041
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:34,880
Time bomb?
1042
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,240
Get me down! Let me go!
1043
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,040
Meng!
1044
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,640
My precious Meng!
1045
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,480
What are you doing?
1046
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:01,560
Saving you! We haven't
held hands, or cuddled
1047
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,760
or k-k-kiss...
1048
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,920
There's no more room up here
1049
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,240
I don't care
1050
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,280
Take me with you.
Let's go to Africa together
1051
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:11,840
Africa?
1052
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,880
I'm outta here!
1053
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,760
Protect Meng!
1054
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,280
Khloe, you got it?
1055
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,520
Almost
1056
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,200
Your whole family is crazy
1057
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,840
Disfuse the bomb now!
1058
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,280
But...
1059
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,880
Let go! It's really gonna blow
1060
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,760
Get down!
1061
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,960
We'll go down together
1062
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:56,760
No!
1063
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,400
Dragon
1064
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,400
Meng
1065
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,360
My parents were never dead
1066
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:13,360
My sisters never
wanted my organs,
1067
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,040
it's all a scam
1068
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:16,720
That night under the stars
1069
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,880
I wanted you to stay longer
1070
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,360
Now I want you to stay forever
1071
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,480
I really like you
1072
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,200
To you
1073
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,680
this might be just a joke
1074
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,400
But to me, this is love
1075
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,920
Crazy, messy, full of regrets
1076
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,120
but I was happy
1077
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,080
Thank you
1078
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,960
for being my girlfriend
1079
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,880
even if I'll be forever alone
1080
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,480
I won't regret it
1081
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,680
I mean it this time
1082
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:03,440
Dragon
1083
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:22,120
You look really pretty today
1084
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:58,400
I'm sorry I haven't visited
1085
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:02,360
After the dance
1086
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,960
The school's a mess
1087
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,280
Uncle has finally settled down
1088
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:13,560
He promised me to stay here
1089
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,600
until I finish college
1090
01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:22,640
I've made friends,
got a part-time job
1091
01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:26,120
I'm studying really hard.
Everything's on track
1092
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:35,160
So, yep...
1093
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,320
Forgot to introduce,
1094
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,240
this is my boyfriend
1095
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,440
Mom!
1096
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,200
Don't yell!
1097
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:48,880
We finally won 2 plane tickets
1098
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,120
we'll be flying to Africa soon
1099
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,800
Until next time, bye!
1100
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,120
Bye mom!
1101
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:57,800
Your mom isn't dead!
1102
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,960
We're going to Africa
1103
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,280
That's ok, you guys go without me
1104
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,800
Come on! We only need
two more "LOVE"
1105
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,680
and we go as a family
1106
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,160
Let's go and get that...
1107
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,040
LOVE!
1108
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,640
Will you ever let me go?
1109
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,880
With my 5 sisters
1110
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,640
I'm gonna be forever alone!
1111
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:57,560
Are you alright?
1112
01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,240
You ok?
1113
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:05,760
If you're watching this,
it means you have great patience
1114
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:09,240
Take out the trash
when you exit the theatre
1115
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:10,280
Don't forget to go potty!
1116
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,320
XOXO
68355
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