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Previously,
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

Today, we are paying tribute
to the Spice Girls

and their entrance
at the London 2012 Olympics.

Scream if you wanna go faster.

Oh, you're giving us
all the seasons.

Winner of today's challenge
is Black Peppa.

Dakota Schiffer.

Dakota, I'd love to see
particularly this look,

much more eye-catching.

Just May.

It's sort of looked ike Queen
Victoria was pregnant.

She'd balance a pint on her
belly.

Black Peppa, it looks delicious,

just love, love, love it.

Condragulations, you're the
winner of this week's challenge.

Dakota Schiffer, shantay, you
stay.

Just May, sashay away.

[music playing]

What a day!

Wild.

Oh, my god, her message.

We're back in the Werkroom and
I've just sent Just May home.

May.

Obviously, it's very sad
to see someone go home first,

but of course I'm extremely
relieved that that person isn't me.

"It was gonna be May".

- Oh, May.
- Oh, poor thing.

I did not expect her to be
in the bottom whatsoever,

no offense.

Okay.

I was gagged. I was truly
shocked.

I think it was May's time,

but she's introduced me
to Geri Halliwell which...

I've been here five years,
nobody else has, so thanks babes.

I'm just very sad for May
because she's an amazing Queen.

- Love you.
- We love May.

We love you, May.

Wherever you are.

She's not dead, babes.

I killed her.

Dakota served a fierce
performance.

I think that just goes to show
that she's got more to show.

You turned that lip sync out,
I have to say.

I'm a performer now,
double my rate.

You have to get paid for drag
before you double your rate.

Yeah, shut your mouth.

Ms. Copper sweetie,
how are you feeling?

It was so, so close

and I feel so, so grateful
to be here.

So next week,
I'm on it like a car bonnet.

With any luck, it will be
a panto dame challenge.

Right.

I know what these Queens are
like.

They're gonna think straightaway,
Copper has been in the bottom,

she is no competition
whatsoever,

and I cannot allow that.

- I can't wait to get this wig off!
- Yeah!

Girls get ready
'cause I'm coming for you.

I'm just happy I showed
the judges what I can do,

and I am the threat.

You better start your engines

because I am a force
to be reckoned with.

It's only going upwards
from here on out.

Oh, my god.

Girls, I've got a bit
of an announcement to make.

She's from Brighton, and she didn't go home first.
- She broke the curse!

There's always next week,
bitches!

Fuck you.

May you rest in peace,
Joe Black and Anubis Finch.

Here's Pixie and she's
gonna do Brighton proud.

Oh, that's lovely.

Help me take these trousers off.

You do not not come
to RuPaul's Drag Race

to play it safe.

It's time to let these girls
know that I'm not here to play.

Go.

My insides have been rearranged,
I'm not jokin'.

The winner crowned the
UK's Next Drag Race Superstar

will receive an all-expenses
paid trip to Hollywood

to create their own digital
series

with the producers
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tonight with Michelle Visage,
Graham Norton,

and extra special guest judge,
FKA twigs.

♪ May the best Drag Queen ♪

♪ Best Drag Queen win ♪

It's a brand new donkey day
in the Werk Room.

I don't know what a donkey
day is, but I'm feeling sweet.

Throw a challenge at me, baby.
I'm ready.

Good morning campers.

Good morning.

Good morning, Danny Beard.

So, we've lost our first Queen.

Oh, my goodness.

- Just May.
- I know.

Who's going next?

- Well...
- A bit early for that.

Jesus!

I meant...
Oh, my God. I know that.

She's not even cold.

Oh, my God.

So, it's like, I will kick
the next one out, who's next?

I think we should congratulate
our first winner of the season.

- Yeah!
- Yes, Ms. Peppa.

Yes!

I feel so happy with my badge.

- Here we are.
- Yes.

Yeah!

You've definitely made your stamp
on the competition officially.

Peppa's got a badge on her

and I can tell
she's really proud of herself.

But you better watch your back girl
'cause I'm coming for the next one.

The fashion Queen
seemed to do well last week.

Very well, bitch.

Do you think you're
gonna do as well this week

if we got something else thrown
at us?

I don't see any reason why not.

I wanna show you all that
I'm not just lace, face, body,

looks, and perfection.

Yes!
- RuPaul: Oh Girl.

RuPaul: Her Majesty done already
done had herses.

Rise and shine, morning glories.

- Hi!
- Hey!

Now, if you wanna be the
UK's next Drag Race Superstar,

you better rock out
with your frock out,

or you can end up
on top of the flops.

We're singin', bitches.

Who's ready for their pop star
moment.

Hold up.

I think I know
what this challenge is.

And if it is what I think it is,
I am very excited!

Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

This is my first time
seeing you out of drag.

Do you like what you see?

No, actually, I don't.

Out!

My Queens, I have exciting news.

For this week's Maxi Challenge

you are invited to
be the headliners

at the first ever
Yass-ton bury Festival.

Yeah!

Yass-ton bury!

Come at me.

I love a festival.
The messier the better.

Now, you will be competing
in two groups

as you perform the new
drag anthem, "Come Alive."

Yeah!

It's girl group challenge
and this is my fucking week.

I definitely was not expecting
this challenge this early,

but this is all the stuff
that I'm good at.

So excited to do this.

Now, you need to write
your own verses,

come up with group choreo

and style
a sickening girl group look.

#DragRaceUK.

Oh, yes. Singing, dancing,
being in a girl group,

totally my comfort zone.

Now, last week Black Peppa
won the main challenge,

and Dakota Schiffer
won the lip sync.

And this week,
you are both team captains.

Dakota: I wanted to pick you,
bitch!

All right, ladies,
it's time to choose your groups.

Assume the position.

Oh, God.

Whose team do I wanna be on,
Team Peppa or Team Dakota?

Peppa, Dakota, Peppa,
Dakota, Peppa, Dakota...

Black Peppa, you go first.

Hmm.

I choose Baby.

Queen.

All right, Dakota, your turn.

Come here, Danny.

Oh, God.

Peppa?

Peppa, please, hello.
Hello, Peppa, pick me.

I want Sminty.

- I'm not the last one, bitches.
- Thank you.

Le Fil.

Oh, hello there.

Jonbers Blonde.

Oh, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

I want some cheese,
give me Cheddar.

Thank you.

I knew
you wouldn't make me the last.

At least I know that they don't
think I'm a total has-been.

I choose you, Starlet.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

That leaves Copper Topp
and Pixie Polite.

I'm feeling polite, so
Ms. Pixie. Werk, bitch.

Seriously girls?

Listen, you can sleep on me
all you want

because I am going to win
this challenge.

Copper Topp,
as the last Queen standing,

you get to choose
which team you'd like to join.

Oh!

The power.

I can see Copper eyeing me up.

I feel like he's the fat kid,
we're the buffet.

Well, I'm gonna choose
the winning team.

Milk it, milk it.

Oh, thank you, girl.

So, for those of you
who are about to slay,

we salute you.

Racers, start your engines, and
may the best Drag Queen win.

Get on the couch, bitch.

I'm very happy
with the team that we have.

Come on little tits,
let's get going.

But managing
all these big personalities,

is certainly intimidating,
so no pressure at all.

What made you choose this team,
Copper?

Because I think
you're all fucking brilliant.

- Thank you.
- But...

Over there is gonna be fierce
and turn it,

- and work it.
- Absolutely.

That is not my vibe.

I ain't gonna fit in that group
over there.

This is my tribe, thank you.

So I know Dakota
has obviously picked her group.

I know for me personally,

I was trying to avoid
all the eye contact

as much as possible.

- I love that.
- Sneaky little witch.

I was looking everywhere.

I just kept thinking,

I just hope she doesn't choose
Baby or Sminty, or you babe,

and I was like...

Obviously, you too were like.

Right.

Or you.

I knew I had to pick
the baddest bitches.

Jonbers, performer, Baby,
Beyonce,

Sminty, my bad girl,

and then,
we have Starlet, stunning.

I have zero worries

and I'm so confident
that we're gonna kill it.

We might be look Queens all of
us,

but like we know how to turn it, we
have personality and we can be...

Okay, so on that note,
I had a thought,

- the name could be Triple Threat.
- Mmm-hmm.

There isn't three of us though,
there's about five.

I think it's more of an
embodiment.

It's like whenever you say
Triple Threat, it's just a thing.

- It doesn't mean there's five.
- Yeah.

I think we should go with it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- I quite like it actually.
- Yeah.

Who cares about the details.
It's drag, it's fine.

This is so good.

This is a rock song.

We don't need to be cack, cack, cack,
cack, cack, work. Not today, honey.

What are we gonna call
ourselves?

- Oh!
- Oh, my god, okay.

It needs to be something
rocking.

What about Shakespeare's Fister?

I'm vetoing that right now.

I think, no.

Marina & The Cat Pissers or
so mm at?

- Hmm.
- No, we're not into that.

What about Queens of the Bone
Age?

Oh, my god, I love it.

That's a stroke of genius.

Babe, just give me five minutes
and it just comes to me.

Show us your boners!

Yass-ton bury!

Pixie, you're in a band,
aren't you?

- She's in a group?
- I am.

Yes, we are the UK's number one
live singing girl group.

That was until Tia Kofi got on
Drag Race, and abandoned us.

Better days.

This challenge is what I do.

I'm in the girl group with Tia
Kofi

but in her season,
she was in the bottom two

for the girl band,
so I need to deliver now.

I'm hoping that we have
a winning song on our hands.

- A confident message...
- Yeah.

Is certainly something
that we need to bring forward.

As long as we're not like,

♪ I'm going to win
that crown, yeah ♪

No, no, snatched waists.
No, no, skinny waists.

We're not snatching
the crown there.

So what we're... no skinny
waists?

- No, yeah, take that off, Danny.
- Yeah. You mean that, yeah.

I mean, we we're an odd band,
aren't we?

We were kind of like
one of them bands

that was big in the '80s who
have all gone away, had kids.

And we've come back together
'cause we're skint.

Have we all done a bit of
songwriting before?

Okay, so fun fact. For some reason,
I have a degree in songwriting.

Don't ask me why I have degree
in songwriting, but I have one.

What?!

We're using that
to our advantage, honey.

What's sort of everyone's
girl group style?

Is there gonna be rapping,
is there gonna be singing?

I'm gonna probably rap.

- I'm gonna rap.
- And give a little...

I'm not rapping.
I will like certainly sing.

- Completely okay. Amazing.
- I'm not sure

what I want to do.

I feel like I'm standing
in a field,

and there's a path going
that way, that way, that way,

that way, that way, that way,

and I have no idea
which one to go down.

Kind of just get some lyrics down
of what you feel like is your vibe

and then I'll help you like tidy
up

and make it presen... prettier.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- No worries, girl.

This challenge
was like made for Baby,

so I'm glad
I'm on the same team as her.

I'm feeling quite safe
in her hands.

If you can commit
to give that personality,

then, I think we should be fine.

- Yeah.
- I know I can write a lyric.

- Me, me, me.
- Hey, hey, hey.

This is my time to shine.
This is a Super Bowl bit.

- Do you wanna hear what I have?
- Yes, I'd love to.

♪ Knowing that Baby
can never do wrong ♪

♪ Killing these shows
in a heel and a thong ♪

♪ Come with the noise
and you better be gone ♪

♪ I'm dropping the mic
and I'm dropping these bombs ♪

- Yes!
- I am making this run.

I am definitely Beyonce-ing it,
100%.

Hey, ladies!

Say hello to my friend,
songwriting genius, Cathy Dennis.

Yes!

Oh, my god.

OMG.

Cathy Dennis,
songstress extraordinaire.

Oh, this is exactly
the support I need.

Now, ladies you all know Cathy

as the hit maker
behind the iconic songs,

"I Kissed a Girl," "Can't Get
You Out of My Head," and "Toxic."

Ah.

And today she's here to help
you.

All right, so first up, we've got
Team Black Peppa, come on over.

Cathy Dennis
has written the soundtrack

to my gay boy life.

I kissed a girl, never,

but I love to listen to that
song.

Now, are there any songwriters
in the group?

- Baby.
- Hi.

- Really?
- Yeah, I have a degree

- in songwriting.
- You're ready to go?

He's got his pen in his hand.

I'm excited to be here.

The student became the teacher.
Okay. All right.

You know, I've been helping.
I've been helping.

When you think
about great songwriters

- aside from the great Cathy Dennis.
- Hi.

What other songwriters move you?

FKA twigs.

I love the way that she writes

in the slightly more
abstract approach to music.

- All right.
- Yeah.

So now, do each of you know
what your image is

and what you want to say?
What about you Black Peppa?

Coming to UK, I discovered
myself from the Caribbean

'cause I couldn't be myself
there.

How do you bring that
into your lyric?

- Yeah.
- So, I start it off.

♪ Black Peppa on MIC ♪

♪ I'm the NB, bendy,
Caribbean flavor ♪

♪ All this spice,
high kick Mayweather ♪

Okay.

I'm a knock you out.

Ding, ding.

I mean, I think it's great

that you've got
some of your heritage in there.

To me attitude is feisty,

so I would say draw inspiration

from situations which have
made you feel rebellious.

You know, that's how
you'll kind of get that.

Yeah.

Getting advice from her is amazing.
I couldn't ask for more right now.

As I'm trying to give reference
to my biggest inspiration,

which is vintage glamour.

And that I maybe come across as
a bit shy but I'm actually not.

- Yeah.
- So, I've got...

More than just a pretty face,
the S.A. weirdo dressed in grace.

Well, are you a dancer at all?

I have a burlesque history.

Yeah, so that's something
that you can draw on.

- Yeah.
- 'Cause you want to just look

for little seeds
that are gonna make you sparkle.

I'm going into this challenge
with the attitude of,

"I want to rise to it."

But I do think it's okay
to be quite timid.

Not everybody can be
a Danny Beard, can they?

So let's move on down to J
Blonde.

You could just say JB, yeah.

JB, let's hear what you have.

Just like potatoes,
I'll give you a variety.

Raising some hell,
here to shake up society.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
it's... quite generic.

All right, Cathy, don't come
for my potatoes like that.

What about the famine?

It's a wasted opportunity.

- Yeah, totally.
- You want to just

punch as much as possible.

- Yeah.
- And I think if you just have

another look at it,
maybe there's something

- you could twist.
- Mmm-hmm.

- Give it just a bit more zest.
- Yeah, okay.

Well, that's great advice
for you, ladies.

I can't wait to hear
what you all come up with.

Thank you very much,
and thank you to Cathy Dennis.

- Thank you.
- You're amazing.

Hello. Say hello to Cathy
Dennis.

Hi, Cathy.

So now Dakota you chose this
team?

- Mmm-hmm.
- Well, let's hear something.

Okay, so I'm kind of taking
the energy

of being in the bottom two

and then, sort of...
The kind of vibe of the song

was very like punk.
So I've been like,

Doll of the valley to punk
princess, my confidence is found.

I tried to let them know but
they just didn't listen, baby.

All right, all right, yeah.

- Your inspiration is great.
- Yes.

It kind of pacifies
as it goes on a bit.

- Yeah.
- Because at the end,

"if I tried to let them know."

It's not tried, they're gonna
wish they would've listened.

Absolutely.
I'm too polite, I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

I'm polite.

It's not very me,
it's not very natural.

I'm glad you're here, Cathy.

I feel like I've got
the first bit down.

I'm a sweet cheese,
that cheddar so nice.

Gonna shake that off,
make your temperature rise.

- Uh-huh.
- Okay.

Now, in my head, the only thing
is

I'm trying to visualize
cheddar getting hotter.

Okay.

Also, a no.

What's wrong
with hot cheese, Cathy?

Everybody likes a fondue
now and then.

All right, let's move on down.

Ladykins, what have you written?

I've got,

I'm not being funny
but why would I be modest

don't bow to a Queen,
I'm a motherfucking goddess.

- Tuckin'.
- Mmm-hmm.

Oh, tuckin', sorry not fucking.

- Okay.
- Mother tucking.

Not in front of Cathy.

So I've got,

The earth shakes, girls quake
Excuse me, please, I've I arrive,

choke them out
but they might like it,

using only my thighs.

Wow, I...

I think it says a lot.

It does, it's quite visual.

Cathy might not have been
too keen on my thighs lyric,

but, oh, these thighs are juicy

and the judges
are gonna reat them up.

Thank Ms. Cathy Dennis.

- Thank you, Cathy.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.
- And thank you ladies,

I can't wait to see
what you do out there.

Thank you.

All right, listen up, lady
rockers.

Tomorrow you will be headlining
the Yass-ton bury Festival,

where we will be joined by
our extra special guest judge,

FKA twigs.

No!

No!

Ru looks at me

and watched me say that FKA Twigs
is one of my favorite artists

knowing that she's gonna be
in this building.

I'm losing my mind.

So good luck, and don't fuck it
up.

Yes!

- Hello.
- Hi. What's up?

- Hi. Welcome.
- Hello. Nice to meet you.

Now, it's time to record our
lyrics for the song, "Come Alive."

I'm Leland, this is Freddy.

- How are you?
- Hello, Freddy.

Freddy and I have written songs
like "UK Hun?,".

"Break up Bye Bye," "B.D.E."

And we are so excited to be here
with you in person.

- Yeah.
- Let's get started.

Yes!

This week, I think
I've got a lot to prove,

especially in a challenge

that maybe the girls
might not think

I am going to do well at.

Let's do it.

♪ Had a bad day ♪

♪ Gonna turn it around ♪

♪ Doll of the valley to punk
princess, my confidence is found ♪

You're saying, ironically
"My confidence is found."

You can say that more
confidently.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

We want you to really emote
on these words

and really like to deliver them.

♪ Had a bad day,
gonna turn that around ♪

♪ Doll of the valley to punk
princess, my confidence is found ♪

Great.

- Oh.
- Yes!

Dakota just seems to be growing.

Thank you so much.

This is exactly what we need.

♪ Don't try to box me in ♪

♪ I'll smash the glass ceiling ♪

♪ got my woman-ual, Le
Fil-osphical ♪

- Wow. You're a rock star.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Ah, yeah.

How are you feeling
about your verse?

Okay, like it changed very
much at the last minute,

so let's see how it goes.

I did get rid
of the hot cheese line.

That's fair.

♪ Diety alien Queen ♪

♪ Punk rock witch
from a twisted dream ♪

Now, listen,
we all respect each other,

but is she a singer?

♪ Yeah ♪

Well, actually, apparently she
is.

♪ Oh ♪

- Yes, amazing.
- Yeah!

Copper Topp, how are you?

- Better after seeing you both.
- Aww.

I just want to say
that as a fellow redhead,

I'm happy you're here.

Oh, hi.

If you want to see ginger,
I'll show you a ginger.

♪ Push it don't ever stop ♪

♪ Come Alive with Copper Topp ♪

- That was fantastic.
- Thank you.

You two are amazing, thank you.

See you at the redheads meeting.

♪ Not being funny ♪

♪ Why would I be modest ♪

♪ I'm a mother fucking goddess,
baby ♪

Tuckin.

I just wanna remind you,
we're on the BBC.

- Mother tucking.
- Yeah, sorry.

Well, I'm gonna write
to the BBC and just say,

Listen, this isn't that bad
of a way, get over it.

♪ Woah, yeah ♪

Great.

That was really cool.

- Pixie Polite, at the mic.
- Hello.

- Are you polite?
- After hours,

she gets a bit Roxy rude
do you know what I mean?

It's a rock song,

so I wanted to get a little
bit rough around the edges.

♪ Excuse me please, I've arrived
♪

♪ I choke 'em up
but they might like it ♪

♪ Using only my thighs ♪

Sorry, I've got a bit
of a variation on the end there

'cause I've run out of breath.

Amazing. Amazing.

That's a wrap
on Queens of the Bone Age.

Yeah!

I am feeling on cloud nine,
Queens of the Bone Age.

- Okay.
- Hello.

- Hi, how you doin'?
- Hi.

- I'm good. How are you?
- Hi, hi, hi.

Hi.

As I'm the first person
I need to set the standard up.

We're coming
to this recording session with.

♪ Step on the scene
and I'm peaking your interest ♪

♪ Look like a dream
but nobody needs pinches ♪

- That was amazing. Great job.
- Yes!

- Yeah, great, great job.
- Thank you.

I'm going for like,
a very like a Marilyn Monroe

kind of like, ah.

- Okay, so commit to it.
- Yeah.

♪ Burlesque perfection,
vintage confection ♪

Okay, what I would
encourage you to do

is make love to that microphone.

Otherwise,
no one is gonna hear you.

Keep in mind that this track is
meant to be a live performance.

So picture the audience

and I think
that will help you a lot.

♪ Straight out of a movie,
I'm little ♪

Okay.

♪ Vintage collection, whisper ♪

All good. Grab that again.

I'm like, oh.

I'm usually like really
embarrassed of like my voice.

♪ Face like Minogue ♪

♪ with the a waist like Monroe ♪

This is completely outside
of my comfort zone,

and I've kind of like
freaking out a smidge.

Sminty Drop.

I'm ready to go. Let's do this.

♪ Oh, my gosh like, who is she?
S-M-I-N-T-Y D-R-O-P ♪

Great, I mean, yeah,
you really are cramming

those letters together.
You got it.

I don't think she's got
a shy bone in her body.

Yes, yes.

Little bit jealous.

♪ I know you want some more ♪

- We have everything.
- Okay.

♪ Black Peppa on MIC ♪

♪ I'm the N.B. bendy,
Caribbean flavor ♪

♪ Knock you out,
high kick Mayweather ♪

The phrasing
that you are using is so you,

so unique.

And I love
how much you brought that

to the verse.

♪ Hot chilli sauce
up the club ♪

♪ dutty, wine it, wine it, find
it, nuh mind it ♪

- Hot chilli, hot chilli sauce.
- Yes.

She's giving me the island gal.

You better work.

♪ Let's go, whatta gwaarn! ♪

Great, great, great.

- Thank you.
- Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

So I think, I might have
wrote too many words.

Well, just keep going.

Okay.

♪ I'm a Taurus,
that's the bull sign ♪

♪ It took me some time
but I've hit the bulls eye ♪

♪ Raising some trouble
shaking up to society ♪

So my first thought

is in your verse
time doesn't exist.

Yeah.

My time is off, I apologize.

Oh, no, I'm really like,

I know that I've written
too many words.

♪ Shamrock, rock and roll,
this blonde pot of gold ♪

♪ Piece of heaven,
now that you're told ♪

The rhythm does not exist.

♪ Raising trouble,
shaking up society ♪

- You got behind.
- Okay.

♪ Shamrock and
roll, blends of ♪

oh, sorry. So sorry.

Just repeat.

- Sorry.
- You're fine, here we go.

The struggle bus Jonbers,

I don't know

how we're gonna get there,
but we have to get there.

♪ Shamrock and roll,
this blonde pot of gold ♪

♪ Shamrock and roll,
this blonde pot of gold ♪

♪ Piece of heaven,
now that you're told ♪

- Oh, sorry.
- You're fine.

I'm so sorry.
I'm getting flustered, aint I?

Please, Jonbers,
don't do this to me.

I cannot have Miss Thing off
time for the whole verse.

That's treason.

Thank you so much
for working with me.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- There was lot to do, you know?

They didn't have a choice.

I think
we're in a really good position,

you know, once they've
sort of made Jonbers' verse

actually line up with the track.

I think, he'll be pretty strong.

All right, girls.

Girls, rehearsal come through.

Now, it's time
to rehearse the choreography

for our Yass-ton
bury performace.

I'm gonna ask right now,

who has a history
with choreography?

I've done some bits and pieces.

Le Fil,
I'm gonna let you take it away.

Oh, the pressure.

- She's the dance captain.
- Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

I am ready to whip
these bitches into shape.

- Basically, raising your arms.
- Okay.

But you're sinking your hip
to this side.

I know that everyone's got
different levels of experience.

Oh, and feel yourself.

So, it's all down to me.

Want you to scream.

- That's an easy move as well.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Exactly.
- And we can take up

a lot of counts with that.

So, I would say something like,
go like that.

My dancing experience
is limited to,

pissed up me at a bar.

Every night, sink.

I dance like a salted slug.

♪ Do it every night,
do it how ya' like ♪

- Yeah.
- Are you okay with that, Danny?

I am fucking lost already.

I think Danny
is unnecessarily nervous.

But we're all right,
we're working with it.

It's release the feeling.
Danny, watch me.

- Yeah.
- Release the feeling.

There's a few frazzled heads
in the room.

But I'm not worried
about any of these girls.

That's perfect.

And remember attitude
in the face as well girls.

Can we win this?
We could win this.

Yes.

Let's do this, sluts.

- Here we go.
- Go, go, go, yeah.

The Triple Threats are ready
to learn the choreography.

Let's just make sure
that everyone can do

these dance moves.

Let's take a risk
and give as much as we can.

Oh, good.

There's a lot
of different personalities.

Sminty and Starlet, do not dance,
so let's see how this goes.

I'm feeling like a, want you to
scream and down, bam, bam.

- Got that?
- Yes.

Yeah, that looks good.

Baby is definitely taking the
lead, which is like fine by me.

And shake the floor.

I'm struggling.

It's okay. It's okay.

I'm not the one
to create like great choreos.

Like, you wanna take the lead,
you go ahead take the lead.

And shake the floor,
leave you, bounce.

It's not back,
you got on the wrong foot.

Yes, so let's go over it.

Everyone is putting in the work
in.

Let's just go,

♪ Time to release that feeling ♪

I like that.

We're all on the same page,
we're making it work.

Leave you, gag...

- Is that like a gag?
- Oh, that's nice.

- You love that, do you?
- Oh, I like that a lot.

Okay, yeah.

Baby is taking charge.

And I'm really happy about that

because Baby
is an incredible dancer.

- Are we good?
- Really good.

- And we're getting happy.
- Yeah.

We got this.
I have no doubt in my mind.

We have this win, for sure.

- Yass-ton bury.
- Yass-ton bury.

Give me a model walk.

- Work, bitches.
- Yeah.

Yes.

It's elimination day.

It's the girl band challenge
and we're about to find out

which one of the girl bands
got the record deal

and which one is getting
dropped.

I'm feeling this cone bra
moment.

Yeah, I love.

I think the pink and the red
looks really good together.

I did bring a little something
maybe which we could try out.

Oh, let's have a look.

There's quite a lot of green
here.

I do have quite a bit of green.

Oh, my god, I love this.

If we're going to sidestep
and shuffle,

at least we'll look gorgeous
doing it.

Pixie, I'm so glad
you brought extra fabric.

Well, you say extra fabric,
it's just a dress in my size.

- Oh, my God.
- It's about a yard, dear.

Oh, my God,
your pictures are so cute.

That is my identical twin.
It's Harry.

Oh, my God, you both do drag.

Yeah, we do.

Do you share a lot of things?

Yeah, we grew up
sharing everything.

We literally can't help
but walk in sync.

Yeah. It's the twin telepathy.

- It's a twin telepathy.
- A twelepathy.

Yeah.
They are my best friend, though.

It's really hard to describe

that relationship you have
with your twin.

Having someone there
that understands you

more than anyone
is the most grateful thing I am

for on this earth.

We were both bullied very
severely,

and those experiences
like from childhood,

like I have such like,
it's such a dark time,

like in a such... I've got
such bad memories about them.

But they're not too dark,

because I knew that like
every day, like leaving school,

like my best friend
would be walking home with me.

Like... it's like
what can you, like,

and I just like, I get so emotional
looking at those pictures.

That's so cute.

They have been there
through everything.

We've helped each other

through every major trauma
and event in our lives.

I notice that you're saying
them.

- Are they non-binary?
- Yeah, yes.

- Okay.
- They are non-binary.

- Yeah.
- It's kind of strange as twins,

like we came out as queer
at the same age,

at 15, together.

Yeah.

We were always really feminine,
like there was no,

like hiding our queer
or feminine identity.

How did your parents sort of react
to both you and your sibling?

It's hard
'cause my dad is like a super,

like stereotypical masculine,
like cockney British man,

- who was in the Marines.
- Yeah.

Really? Oh, my days.

We would love playing with dolls
as kids,

and up until around age five,
and I think our dad was like,

they're not allowed
to play with these anymore.

As a five year old how do you grasp
that suddenly something is wrong.

I think me
coming out as trans at 19,

having that separate experience
was really strange as well,

- like having to come out on my own.
- Yeah.

When I had come out
with someone else before.

I think it was quite difficult
for my parents,

because they were so used
to thinking of both of us.

So did drag come first,

and then your transition
and journey to came after this?

Yeah, as a transgender drag
Queen,

when you have three coming out,
so come out.

- You'd probably come out as queer.
- Yeah.

And you probably come out
as a drag Queen,

and then you probably come out
as trans.

And your parents are like,
please, no more.

Yeah, and they're more, you
know?

My parents have had to deal

with a lot
of the coming out process.

Coming out as a transwoman at 19

was certainly the most difficult
first journeys

for my parents and for myself.

They are so good with it now.

And I think them seeing the
show,

like they'll be able to see
that,

you know,
this was my strength all along.

- Yeah.
- This is a good thing.

Their understanding of my
transness

has come leaps and bounds
since I came out.

To be here now representing
young trans people in the UK,

and for my parents
to even be proud of that

and know how significant that
is, I'm really proud of them,

and I know they're proud of me,

and that's the most
important thing.

- For Harry as well, like-
- Yeah.

I have to thank them
for the confidence

they allowed me to have,

because they were the only one
to pick me up.

Harry is my biggest champion.

I will forever ever
be grateful for Harry.

I have to make them proud.

That's my motivation to stay.
I have to do well for them.

- You're a superstar.
- Thank you so are you.

You are the doll of the dolls.

I'm a very good girl.

The other team
are all skinny, pretty.

They're gonna look
like a girl group.

We're gonna look like a fucking,
queue for greggs.

After tonight, one of the girls
is gonna go quicker

than a sugar babe,

and that ain't gonna be me,
honey.

I am ready for my stage debut
with my girl group,

and just to go and kill it.

We have worked so hard,

and I'm gonna win
this challenge.

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

My favorite opening act,
Michelle Visage.

And by opening act,
you clearly mean my thighs.

National treasure, Graham
Norton.

Now, Graham, have you ever
been to a music festival?

Oh, you know I'll go anywhere
I can pitch a tent.

And by tent
you mean five star hotel, right?

No, by tent, I mean my erection.

Was I not clear?

- It was clear.
- Okay.

And music sensation, FKA twigs.
Welcome, twigs.

Hi, Ru.

Now, I know you've played
Glastonbury,

but are you ready
for, Yass-ton bury?

Yass.

This week we challenged our Queens
to sing, dance and come alive.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Neon Nights.

Racers, start your engines
and may the best drag Queen win.

Yass-Tonbury Festival.

Performing Come Alive,
it's Black Peppa, Baby,

Starlet, Sminty, and J Blonde.

I'm so excited.

It's a perfect mixture
of excited and nervous.

I've got that, you know,
warm feeling in your tuck.

Give it up for the Triple
Threats.

Yass-ton bury, are you ready?

We're the Triple Threats.

Wow.

♪ Hands up say, hey, baby Been
that chick. I'm such a lady ♪

♪ Got good curves like a new
Mercedes ♪

♪ I dare these tricks to try and
take me ♪

♪ Sizzling and sweet
and I'm oh so delicious ♪

♪ Dress like a Queen
but I'll give you the business ♪

♪ Step on the scene
and I'm peaking your interest ♪

♪ Look like a dream
but nobody need pinches ♪

♪ Burlesque perfection,
vintage collection ♪

♪ Face like Minogue
with a waste like Monroe ♪

♪ Straight out of a movie
I'm a little bit goofy ♪

♪ Star of the season
going to give you a reason to ♪

♪ Do it every night, night
Do it how you like, like ♪

♪ Shooting for the sky, sky ♪

♪ Don't get it in your eyes ♪

♪ I want you to scream
and shake the floor ♪

♪ Leave you gagging more, more,
more ♪

♪ It's time to release
that feeling ♪

♪ I won't stop
until you come alive ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I'm not just a mannequin
got the dolls panicking ♪

♪ Legs long, tum tight,
tell me, can you handle it? ♪

♪ Blow you away
with a glossy kiss ♪

♪ Modern renaissance
with a bad girl twist ♪

♪ They packed big but
I'm packing bigger ♪

♪ Your fees are low then you
can watch my figure ♪

♪ Oh, my gosh, like, who is she?
S-M-I-N-T-Y D-R-O-P ♪

♪ Shamrock, rock and roll
the blonde pot of gold ♪

♪ A piece of heaven
now that you're told ♪

♪ Swervin' left, wasn't always
right ♪

♪ Had to trust myself
then I saw the light ♪

♪ I'm a Taurus,
that's a bull sign ♪

♪ It took me some time
but I hit the bulls eye ♪

♪ Just like potatoes
I'll give variety ♪

♪ Raising some trouble
shake up society ♪

♪ Do it every night, night
Do it how you like, like ♪

♪ Shooting for the sky, sky
Don't get it in your eyes ♪

♪ I want you to scream
and shake the floor ♪

♪ Leave with you gagging more,
more, more ♪

♪ It's time to release
that feeling ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come
I won't stop until you come ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come
alive ♪

♪ Do you some
more Yass-ton bury? ♪

♪ We're the Triple Threats ♪

♪ And there's five of us
for some reason ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪

♪ Them ask, who that B? ♪

♪ Black Peppa on MIC ♪

♪ I'm the NB, bendy,
Caribbean flava ♪

♪ I'll knock you out
high kick Mayweather ♪

♪ Back bend, death drop pin it
♪

♪ You better watch this silhouette
Whatta gwaarn, grind it ♪

♪ Hot chilli sauce
up the club

♪ dutty, wine it, find it, nuh
mind it ♪

♪ I want you to scream
and shake the floor ♪

♪ Leave with you gagging more,
more, more ♪

♪ It's time to release
that feeling ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come ♪
♪ I won't stop until you come ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come ♪

♪ Until you come ♪

♪ Alive ♪

♪ Happy birthday,
Yass-ton bury ♪

It's a tough competition, but
I think we can still take it.

They weren't quite matching
the lipsync with their lips.

- That was quite a few times.
- I'd say...

Don't jinx us yet, girl,
we've yet to go.

Right, exactly.

You okay, love? What happened?

I just feel like I kept messing
up and I just feel so bad

because I just know
how much this meant to Baby.

I know you're not a dancer
like that.

I'm not expecting you to go

inside the biggest fucking
stage of drag

and not freeze up a little bit.

Like, that's not fair
to put that pressure on you.

So like, yeah, I am a bit
annoyed

but like, love you lot, so
like don't do that to yourself.

I messed up as well.
I messed up my lyrics so...

There was so many points
where like,

I was hitting things
and I looked around,

and it's like no one else
is doing the same thing as me.

I know everybody
is like really down,

I don't want to like
be that like... that person.

I feel like
I was really confident on stage.

I really had fun.

Next up on the Yass-ton bury
stage,

it's Dakota, Le Fil, Cheddar,
Copper Topp, Danny, and Pixie.

Give it up
for Queens of the Bone Age.

♪ Come on Yass-ton bury
are you ready? ♪

♪ Queens of the Bone Age, baby ♪

♪ Yeah. I had a bad day
going to turn it around ♪

♪ Doll of the valley,
to punk princess ♪

♪ my confidence is found ♪

♪ Trans activist
with the moist-ist ♪

♪ Politically engaged
on the best dress list ♪

♪ Schiffer's coming for you,
baby Come on, come on ♪

♪ Oh, I whip my hair
to smash gender roles ♪

♪ Oh, a northern star,
shining around the world ♪

♪ Don't try to box me in,
I'll smash the glass ceiling ♪

♪ Got my wo-manual,
Le Fil-osophical ♪

♪ Do it every night, night
Do it how you like, like ♪

♪ Shooting for the sky, sky
Don't get it in your eyes ♪

♪ I want you to scream
and shake the floor ♪

♪ Leave with you gagging more,
more, more ♪

♪ It's time to release
that feeling ♪

♪ I won't stop
until you come alive ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Diety, alien Queen ♪

♪ Punk rock witch
from a twisted dream ♪

♪ Queer your mind, embrace the hazy
I'll get those fluids going crazy ♪

♪ Oh, let's rock, let's rock
Rock it in in a frock ♪

♪ Let me hear you scream
hey, I'm a Queen ♪

♪ Take your ginger shots
I'll take you to make it hot ♪

♪ Push it, don't ever stop
Come alive with Copper Topp ♪

♪ Do it every night, night
Do it how you like, like ♪

♪ Shooting for the sky, sky
Don't get it in your eyes ♪

♪ I want you to scream
and shake the floor ♪

♪ Leave with you gagging more,
more, more ♪

♪ It's time to release that feeling
I won't stop until you come ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come,
alive ♪

♪ Do you want some more?
Now scream ♪

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ I'm a she with a beard
you think it's the oddest ♪

♪ Looks on fleek
and I'll give it ya honest ♪

♪ I'm not being funny
why would I be modest ♪

♪ I'm a mothertucking goddess
baby ♪

♪ Get rude. It's anarchy
in the UK huns ♪

♪ I quit being polite
and stepped into the sun ♪

♪ The earth shakes, girls quake,
excuse me please, I have arrived ♪

♪ I choke them out
But they might like it ♪

♪ Using only my thighs ♪

♪ I want you to scream
and shake the floor ♪

♪ Leave with you gagging more,
more, more ♪

♪ It's time to release
that feeling ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come
I won't stop until you come ♪

♪ I won't stop until you come ♪

♪ Until you come ♪

♪ Alive ♪

I just haven't said anything

because I don't want to be
fucking rude.

I'm just disappointed
because, obviously...

- I'm disappointed too, you know?
- Yeah, obviously,

we were rehearsing it and like,
everyone is so enthusiastic

and it was so good.

And you don't think
that I don't think that.

I appreciate that you
tried your best obviously,

but like at this point
because it's still very fresh,

I feel like I don't have
anything nice to say,

so I just chose
not to say anything.

Both versions of "Come Alive"

are available to stream
and download right now.

Category is Neon Nights.
First up, Starlet.

I'm living money on demon
fantasy, thank you very much.

Oh, she's a horny devil.

I've got these very super
emphasized shoulders and hips,

I've got these gorgeous
neon yellow feather plumes

that I've hand sewed
all throughout the costume.

I'm feeling really cool.

The Grinch that stole pride.

JB, ya'll.

It's Painted with Raven.

I am giving neon painter.

Very good.

Fashion and art always collides,

and I am definitely
bringing them together

on the runway tonight.

Work of shart.

What did TLC say?
Baby, baby, baby.

That's the one.

She's a feather goer.

Everything that I love
is on my body right now.

We have feathers.

We have the hardware
with the gold chains in it.

There's a lot going on,
but I'm not mad at it.

Whatever that was,
it's extinct now.

I see FKA twigs,
and she is smiling.

I can like die happily now.

Oh, pluck it.

Sminty Drop.

Oh, my goodness.

Careful, you're going to put
somebody's eyes out

with those things.

It's Neon Nights

and I am giving you
gay-lien the house down.

Take me to your leader.
I'm looking at you, Ru.

That's tit-tape, right?

- Yes, it is.
- Okay.

You know the nipples
are the eyes of the face.

They are.

There's definitely
a risk here with me

just coming out in nipple
pasties on my top half.

But, you know what,
I'm a thrill seeker,

let's see what they got to say.

Where have those hands been?

If you think that's crazy,
you should see Snuffleupagus.

White Salt meet Black Peppa.

Bring it on.

I'm giving you
a silicone sculpted dress

perfectly fitting for my body

and I am giving you beautiful,
luscious Diana Ross hair,

bigger than the gods
which is just topped off nicely

with my gigantic hat.

Can you just tell
how stunning I feel?

Highlighter.

I don't even know her.

For some reason
the price of yellow feathers

has gone up.

Up next, Copper Topp.

What a poof sleeve.

With this look, I'm serving you
new romantic era meets pantomime,

with my blue puff sleeve
in the side of my arm.

I'm giving you blue,
daba-dee daba-die, baby.

The Marge Simpson
spring collection.

I'm giving you Leigh Bowery,
meets Boy George,

meets Adam Ant. The full '80s
fantasy.

The Miami Dolphins do couture.

And that was
the first sports reference

I've ever done in my entire
life.

Oh, Condragulations.

Up next, oh, Danny Beard.

Mars attack.

Call me bubbles darling,
everybody does.

Call me whatever you like baby.

For this runway, I wanted to
look like a sexy neon Juno Birch

Mars attack, alien mama

just landed in a big shaft.

Is a shaft to thing?

She's just landed in a big
shaft, ready to go for a big shot

with my bubble guns

and she's going to get
a loaf of bread

for the kids in the space ship.

I think she's been
to the barber... Ella.

Hello, Cheddar Gorgeous.

Oh, she looks like a fungi.

They call this the truffle
shuffle.

I am the spirit
of the Mushroom God.

Come to connect humans together

and bring life back
to our barren world.

Do you know where she got that?

- Where?
- Portobello road.

- Oh.
- Oh, oh, ooh.

- Can I have some?
- Oh, my... oh, yes, honey.

If you're not blowing
some spores of neon love,

you're probably not doing drag.

Did somebody order shroom
service?

I don't know what they're saying.
They don't know what I'm doing.

I'm dressed as a mushroom,
for God's sakes.

Sautee you later.

Up next, Dakota Schiffer.

I think you mean Dakota Shiver.

I am giving you
Pokemon gym leader realness

mixed with a little
bit of Balenciaga.

She gives good head... phones.

This one for me
is certainly a switch up,

neon is not a color palette,
Dakota Schiffer usually works in,

but I also really wanted to
bring my love of video games

and I thought it was
a perfect category to do so.

What is she listening to?

Le Fil.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Neoni Campbell.

This is an iconic neon moment
in pop culture history.

And what is more iconic
than Naomi Campbell

in her own orange hi-vis
doing litter duty.

- Hooray.
- Got it.

Because she had been
a very naughty girl. Ah!

Oh, my goodness,
is that a Baga Chipz?

Get it, get it.

Oh, she got that pesky packet.

Up next, Pixie Polite.

Somebody let Pixie out in the
rain.

I am giving oversized structure
pop stick realness

in my hand painted PVC coat.

22 inch weave, 22 inches.

And of course a lovely little
hat

because she's not a lady
leaving the house

if she's not wearing her hat,
dear.

Oh, that reminds me,

I must change the water
in my aquarium.

Welcome ladies.

I've made some decisions.

The winner of this
week's Maxi Challenge is,

Queens of the Bone Age.

Is she having a laugh?

Me winning a challenge
where I have to move and dance.

Oh, my God!

Condragulations.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

- Thanks, for so much.
- Thank you.

You have each earned
a coveted Ru Peter Badge.

Ladies, you may leave the stage.

Thank you so much.

Triple Threats,

I'm sorry, my dears, but
you're all up for elimination.

Now, it's time
for the judge's critiques.

First up, Starlet.

Starlet, you literally looked to me
like you were stricken with panic,

and that made me uncomfortable.

Bring your face
into the production,

that's the best advice
I can give to you,

because I know
you have it in there.

- Gotcha.
- Okay.

As a performer,

if you're going to be
soft and alluring,

then there still needs to be
that intensity and that bite.

Once you harness that,
it's going to be incredible.

There's a level of energy

when you're performing
something like that.

You've got to kind of fake it
till you make it.

And this tonight, it's so gorgeous
and mad, and crazy and wacky,

and you didn't seem
to be having any fun.

I wanted to see your joy,
and I didn't see that.

I know you're a look Queen,

but this is where
your performance chops

could have really paid off.

I think the nerves got me

and other people
a bits in a jumble.

But I am honest,

I really had a lot of fun
on the stage tonight.

All right.

JB, yo.

You have good energy,
you were selling it.

I think, where it went wrong

was you gave yourself
the sort of impossible job.

It sort of doesn't matter
how well you know those lyrics,

you just can't get your mouth
around them in that time.

- You're never gonna...
- How often have you said that?

There were
a couple of girls tonight

that were
just such strong performers

that I kind of kept on drawing
to other energies on the stage.

Having said that,
I really love your outfit.

I really enjoyed this look
tonight.

I thought
that this was your Neon Nights

and you did it your way.

I've been seeing drag
as art for 30 years.

I could tell
your brain was going,

"Okay I have to lip-sync this

"and I have to remember
choreography. Oh, my Gurd" You know?

Yeah, I know I choked on stage,
like there's no excuse for it.

I think,
I just wanted to say too much,

and that's just
my normal everyday life.

Yeah.

All right, well, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Up next, Baby.

Baby has arrived.

I think you were great
in the group.

You were one of the people
who was very hard

not to be looking at you.

You just were
so powerful and commanding

the way you came out
and owned that stage.

Your lip-sync was spot on.

This look tonight is super fun.

I love the hair choice.

I think the neck thing
closes you up a little bit.

- But all in all, it's really fun.
- Thank you.

I'm just dazzled by all the
detail.

I wonder if it was too much
detail.

- Maybe.
- Maybe.

For me, a little bit less,

maybe just a chain less,
or maybe one less gay chicken.

But you know you sold it,
welcome to the show, Baby.

It's good to be here.

So Twigs, when I told the girls
that you were coming,

Baby is the one who lost her
mind.

Stop it, stop it, no.

I've been keeping it together
because I'm waiting for judges,

but like, oh, my god.

I thought
you were incredible tonight.

- Thank you.
- Such a natural performer,

completely magnetic.

I'm, like such a huge fan, like,
I think you know that.

You really like, taught me
that it was okay to be myself

but I didn't really
know who that was.

And like, thank you so much
for, like, inspiring me.

- Awww, that's sweet.
- Thank you.

You're incredible,
well done, tonight.

Up next, mmmm Sminty Drop.

- Hey, Sminty.
- Hey.

So you had some wobbles,

and there were parts where
you were supposed to be singing

but it was like you were
waiting, and then you sung.

It was so funny, it was like,
we were like, Ma! All the time.

And that was like,
bring it down Sminty.

- Not the energy, the focus.
- Okay.

- Hi, Sminty.
- Oooh.

I felt like you had
a lot of natural talent

but just that your nerves
got the better of you,

I could really feel that.

Sminty, I'm surprised
that you're not a performer

you seem like a performer.

No, I have literally
only ever performed

like three times.

I'm just like an e-number
personified.

So, although it did kind of,
Sminty flop on my face.

Do we do with our silhouettes?

I do, do with the silhouettes.

I do like playing with all
my different proportions

to show my best features.

Which is understandable,

but I'm ready to see a different
silhouette from Sminty.

Tonight you do look great,
but I would say experiment more,

be braver with what you're wearing,
bcause you're going to look good.

I predict, call me psychic,
call me that.

I think,
Sminty is going to look good

whatever the fuck
she wears on the runway.

All right, thank you.

Thank you, so much.

Oh, somebody pass me
the Black Peppa.

Hey, Black Peppa, It's your
girl, White Salt.

Watching you
was wonderful entertainment.

You knew your lyrics,

you had your attitude,
you looked great.

My only critique for you would
be, don't do all the things.

Yes, the death drop was fun,
the flip, all of it.

But what happens
is your hair gets in your face

so you lose your lyric.

So if you pick one
and make it strong,

that's probably enough.

On the runway tonight, for me,
this was the moment.

- Wow. That's it.
- Thank you.

This look tonight,
oh, you look so beautiful.

You look like Diana Ross.
You really look gorgeous.

- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, really, really good.

I thought
your performance was incredible.

But I felt like on the runway

you somehow weren't quite
as confident

as you were in the performance.

So maybe that's just me,

I don't know,
did you feel like that?

I really just wanted to make
sure

I made it look like I stepped out
of a editorial, like fashion page.

And you look like that,
so well done.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, really incredible.

Thank you.

So, Black Peppa
you put this group together,

are you happy with your choices?

You know,
considering what happened,

I know we tried to be
a little bit too ambitious

with the lyrics and the choreo,
and all that stuff.

I have no regrets, absolutely
none.

Well, thank you ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,
the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

I cannot believe
we won this challenge.

I feel like I'm going to
burst into tears any minute,

very different kind of tears
than last time.

We truly won that challenge,
we did such a good job.

Everyone
was ready to make it work

and I love you all.

This has been such a big week
and I really want to win so bad.

So to hear Ru say the words

that you're a winner baby,
I'm like, ah.

Pixie, how are you feeling?

Very overwhelmed.

This challenge just
like meant everything to me

because it felt
like my entire drag career

had like been building
to this exact moment.

And I just didn't want
to like mess it up.

I don't think I have words
to describe

like how much of a dream
come true moment this is.

It just feels perfect,
basically.

Can I just say that we all
now have a Ru Peter Badge.

Yes!

And we are not going to stop

- until we come alive.
- Alive!

- Yes!
- Yes, baby.

Gimme my booze.

Going from winning last week
to now in the bottom,

I feel like shit.

Yo.

Hey, babes.

- Hey, ladies.
- Hi!

I was like, yes dancing
challenge,

we got this, let's go,
and now, here we are.

You're all very quiet
and Baby, you're never quiet.

I feel like I'm being
quiet out of respect.

Lol.

I didn't mean it like that.

So I'm assuming Baby is fine.

Based off of those critiques,

I am not worried
about having to lipsync.

So I'm holding it together
to not be dickhead.

I'm assuming, Peppa,
you also got good critiques?

Yeah, and they were like they
really enjoyed my performance.

I think we're a bit too ambitious
with our lyrics and choreo.

Some girls got in their head,

but I can't judge anybody
for being fucking human.

I'm definitely in the bottom
like 100%

but I'm not pointing fingers
anywhere but myself.

I'm the one that choked,

I'm the one
that got my lipsync wrong.

Girl band was one of the
challenges

that I was really
looking forward to.

So for this to be the outcome,
it's heartbreaking.

I don't think, you're lip
syncing.

- Okay, why not?
- You know, I think so.

It's obviously, me and Starlet.

What did they say?

They said that my silhouette
seemed repetitive.

Which like, yeah, I understand

but I'm not gonna wear
old maiden type of dress,

do you know what I mean
because that's not me.

Old maiden?

Old maiden!

There is so many more styles

than sleek and precise,
and sculpted, and old maidens.

Oh, bless you, Sminty.

I am dressed as a psychedelic
neon mushroom god.

You need
a bit of a wider reading list.

Challenge-wise,

I know that I literally fumbled
the bag big time.

I was so confident going into
this

that we were going to smash it
out of the park.

And I'm just feeling
like I've let my team down.

What have I done?

Why Starlet?

Michelle said
that I looked uncomfortable,

which is confusing to me

because I genuinely was having
a really good time.

This is
a really unfortunate situation

because I wear face tapes,

which restricts facial expression,
so I don't think that it's helping.

I love you

but you definitely got the worst

as in performance-wise
not on look-wise.

And the look
is like 50% of the mark.

I guess.

What is she saying
about 50% of the mark?

None of them even said that.

All right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Starting with Starlet.

She had a lyric
that was I'm a little bit goofy,

and I was like, 'Babe,
tell your face.'

You... you're not goofy.

You are so serious.

What a waste.

'Cause she does...
She looks sensational.

She's got that body.

And you know that sort of thing
that some of the Queens

- never figure out.
- Yeah.

Aesthetically, she's wonderful

and she understands
the proportions of her body.

But her looks
are going to get in her way

because she hasn't learned
the art of performance,

the art of selling the outfit.

All right, let's move on down
to Jonbers Blonde.

Well, the thing about Jonbers

is that like potatoes,
she gives us variety.

There was a lot of missing
words, but she had fun with it.

The runway, I liked that she put
some thought into it.

I wish the smock came off.

It would have been nice for her
to do a little reveal

to this latex moment.

Yeah, I thought that she was
gonna paint herself or something.

That's what I thought and was
going in my head and it didn't.

I don't know about Jonbers yet,
I feel like she's yet to arrive.

All right,
let's move on down to Baby.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

And she proved that tonight.

From the minute
she came on that stage,

the stage was hers.

Runway, very fun.

All the nice shiny things
that I like.

Do you know what?

She's just really lovely as
well.

She has a beautiful warmth.

She's just a very likable
and beautiful performer,

Why are you laughing?

And she loves you.

It's flattering.

There's something about her
that's so likable.

I... what is it?

I don't know,
there's something about her.

Let's move on down to Sminty
Drop.

Yes, Sminty dropped the ball.
She...

She came out here
and knew maybe half the lyrics

and then like was looking around
when she forgot the choreography.

She did have a lot of energy.

So, though she fumbled
she was frenetic about her

fumble,
which I kind of do appreciate

because she was trying
to keep it going.

You know, it's actually
incredible that she's so young

and already so confident

because I wasn't like that
at her age.

On the runway,
you know the thing for me

is I don't think we need to see
one more time

a high in the front,
long in a back bustle thing now.

She's going to do it
at least 10 more times

if she stays in the competition.

But I would really like to see
her

in something else that
highlights another part of her.

All right, let's move on down
to another star of tonight,

Black Peppa.

The way she just filled the
stage, it was phenomenal.

It's so hard to do those tricks
and have hair in your face

and still find the camera
around.

That's just testament
to the performer that she is.

The outfit tonight, the yellow,
I thought it was very Diana.

That hat with that hair,

and I'm talking
about not the Princess of Wales,

- I'm talking about Ross.
- Ross.

- Diana Ross.
- Oh, my god.

Yes, in the performance,
my goodness!

She threw everything in there
except the kitchen sink.

- It was dynamic.
- Agreed.

She's a star
and I love watching her.

Silence.

I've made my decision, darling.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome, back ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Baby.

You're safe.

Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Black Peppa.

You are safe.

Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Starlet.

You are a stunning Queen
with a lot of potential,

but the judges are waiting
for you to come alive.

I'm sorry, my dear
but you are up for elimination.

Jonbers Blonde,
you are a charming Queen,

but in the performance, you
painted yourself into a corner.

Sminty Drop,
you are a statuesque Queen,

but in the challenge
you came up short.

Sminty Drop,

you are safe.

Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you. Good luck.
- Well done, darling. Well done.

Jonbers...

I'm sorry my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

I really actually have grown
to love Starlet,

but I am not going home.

Two Queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight you were asked
to prepare a lipsync performance

of "About You Now,"
written by Cathy Dennis,

and performed by the Sugababes.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me and save
yourself from elimination.

The time has come

for you to lipsync for your
life.

I'm pissed off.

I don't know if you've
ever seen a neon demon lip sync,

but you're gonna see one now.

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

♪ It was so easy that night ♪

♪ Should have been strong ♪

♪ Yeah, I lied ♪

♪ Nobody gets me like you ♪

♪ I know everything changes ♪

♪ All the cities and faces ♪

♪ But I know how I feel about
you ♪

♪ Can we bring yesterday
back around? ♪

♪ 'Cause I know
how I feel about you now ♪

♪ I was dumb, I was wrong,
I let you down ♪

♪ But I know
how I feel about you now ♪

♪ Not a day passed me by ♪

♪ Not a day passed me by ♪

♪ When I don't think about you ♪

♪ And there's no moving on ♪

♪ 'Cause I know you're the one ♪

♪ And I can't be without you ♪

♪ Can we bring yesterday
back around? ♪

♪ 'Cause I know
how I feel about you now ♪

♪ Yeah, I know
how I feel about you now ♪

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jonbers Blonde...

Shantay, you stay.

Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Starlet,

the galaxy is full of stars.

There's only one Starlet.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you
for making my dream come true.

And now I have to go
find a new one.

You were amazing.

- We love you, Starlet.
- Love you, Starlet.

I'm really sad to be going,

but I'm very proud
to have got here.

All the other Queens
were really wonderful.

I feel like I've got
a wonderful group of people

that I could call my sisters.

I can't wait
to see them after the show.

Well, condragulations ladies,
you're still in the game.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how the hell are you going
to love somebody else.

- Can I get an Amen up in here?
- Amen.

All right, now let the music
play.

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon (baby) ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

Next time on RuPaul's Drag
Race UK.

You'll be working in pairs

as you create two
complementary looks.

Le Fil, what have we got?

I want to close the box
and throw it in a river.

It was giving me a complete
collection, I wrote 10.

Listen, if I had a body like
that,

I'd be wearing that
to take the bins out.

Welcome to the first annual
NAFTAs.

The category is Best Hot Mess.