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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Oh!
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You won another game.
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You're certainly hot tonight.
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Ah, it's just the cards, you know.
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Come on, Lucy.
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Hey, what are you doing out there?
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Oh, I'm just enjoying this
sensational California weather.
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Imagine a night like this at this
time of year.
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If we were back home where it's cold,
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do you know what we'd be doing right
now?
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Yeah, pounding on the pipes for you
to give us more heat.
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Baloney.
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I mean, if we were back in New York,
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we'd be out shoveling snow.
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You mean I'd be out shoveling snow.
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Oh, now, honey, but I only let you
shovel the snow
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because I had to keep an eye on the
furnace.
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Yeah, to be sure that nobody put any
coal in it.
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To hear you talk, you'd think I...
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Oh, all right now, you two.
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I don't want to start anything.
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I just want to make sure
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that we all appreciate California
while we're here.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Ethel, you know something?
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What?
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We're gonna get to celebrate
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our wedding anniversary in
California.
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What's the matter, Ricky?
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Th-The cards are very slippery.
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Th-They get out of your hands.
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It's hard to shuffle them.
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Lucy, I didn't realize
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you had a wedding anniversary
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coming up so soon.
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From the look on his face, neither
did Ricky.
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What are you talking about?
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I knew we had a wedding anniversary
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coming up so soon.
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You did, huh?
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I knew it was coming up.
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I was just talking to myself the
other day, you know,
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and saying that how much fun it'd be
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to celebrate the wedding anniversary
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here in California.
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How about that?
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Wouldn't that be fun?
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(chuckling nervously)
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When is it?
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"When is it?"
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(forced laughter)
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That's a ridiculous question, "When
is it?"
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(laughing harder)
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I made four spades-- double.
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Come on, honey.
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Ricky, what day is it?
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What day is it?
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It's Monday.
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Yesterday was Sunday; today is
Monday. Monday.
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You know what I mean.
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Oh, oh. Oh, you know, what day is our
anniversary on?
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Yeah.
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Oh, well, uh, our anniversary...
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Hello.
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Oh, Mother, darling!
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How are you, sweetheart?
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So glad to see you, Mother.
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Well, you've never been this happy
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to see me before, Mickey.
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"Mickey."
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Isn't she a doll?
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(laughing): Mickey.
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(baby crying)
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Honey, now look, you woke up the
baby.
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I'm sorry.
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(door closes)
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Ethel, when is it?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean you don't know?
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You were there at our anniversary
party last year.
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So were you.
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Fred, you remember?
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Oh, uh, how about May 3?
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That date sticks in my mind for some
reason.
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Ah, no, no.
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Oh, no, no, that's the day I fell
down
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and broke my leg.
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Or was that the day I got the gout?
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Fred, for your information,
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May 3 is our wedding anniversary.
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Well, I knew it was tied in with some
painful memory.
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Stop the stale jokes, will you?
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Help me think of this.
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Let's see.
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You know what they ought to do?
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They ought to declare a national
holiday
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and let everybody celebrate their
anniversary
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on the same day.
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Yeah. How about April 1?
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Yeah.
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Honestly.
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(whistling)
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Uh, Mrs. McGillicuddy, honey...
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Yes?
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Do you remember when Lucy got
married?
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Certainly.
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When was it?
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Years ago.
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No, I mean, uh, what was the date?
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Date? Oh, uh,
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I'm no good at dates, but, um, it was
sometime in the spring.
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Thanks a lot.
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Looking for something?
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(gasps, then mutters)
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Ohhh. We-we-we got to talking about
marriages and everything
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and I was looking at my beautiful
ring.
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Well, don't bother.
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We didn't have them engraved.
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Ricky Ricardo, you have forgotten the
date
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of our anniversary, haven't you?
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Certainly not.
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All right, then, when is it?
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Say, uh, you keep asking me that
question a lot of times,
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uh, I bet that you've forgotten.
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I have not.
We were married on...
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Ah. Oh, no, you don't.
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You're not gonna trick me into
telling you.
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I don't have to trick you into
telling. I know.
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You do not.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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As a matter of fact, uh,
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I have a whole, uh, party planned
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at the Mocambo for that night.
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Oh, but how can you, Rick, when you
don't...
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Deal the cards, Fred!
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You have a party planned for what
night, Ricky?
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Uh, for the night of our anniversary.
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And what night is that, Ricky?
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Well, darling, if you don't know when
your own anniversary is,
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I'm certainly not going to tell you.
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(whispering): Hello. Give me Western
Union, please.
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Western Union?
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I want to send a wire to Greenwich,
Gonnecticut,
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to the head of the License Bureau.
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That's right.
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Look. Here's the message.
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"Wire me the information of the date
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"of the marriage of Lucille
McGillicuddy
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and Ricardo Alberto Fernando Ricardo
y Acha."
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Ricardo.
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Yeah, yeah. As in "Montalban," yeah.
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Alberto.
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Alberto. A-l...
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You know, like "Albert."
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Put an "o" at the end.
"Alberto," yeah.
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"Fernando."
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Yes. As in "Lamas," yes.
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Ricardo y Acha.
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Acha, Acha.
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Thank you, but I'm not sneezing.
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That's a name.
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Well, it's not funny to me.
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And sign it "Ricky Ricardo, Beverly
Palms Hotel."
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Thank you.
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Sheesh!
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Uh, this is Ricky Ricardo.
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Look, have you got a wire for me?
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Will you please look?
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It's on its way up?
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Thank you.
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What's on its way up?
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Uh...
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Breakfast?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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About time.
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I ordered it a half an hour ago.
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Why were you whispering?
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My throat.
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What's the matter with your throat?
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(doorbell buzzing)
Honey, honey,
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will please get me some cough
medicine?
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I think I'm catching a cold.
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Well, honey, you're not coughing.
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Oh, I've been coughing...
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(coughing): all morning.
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Okay.
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All right, honey.
I'll get it.
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You should have your bathrobe on.
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If you think you're catching a cold,
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you shouldn't run around without your
bathrobe.
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Yeah, that's right.
You're right, honey.
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You're right, you're right.
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Why don't you think of those things?
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Yes, darling, yes.
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Good morning, Mr. Ricardo!
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There we are.
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You know anything about a wire for
me?
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Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I'm sorry.
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Ricky, where is your bathrobe?
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Uh...
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Oh, here it is.
I got it.
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Here. Put this on.
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Lovely breakfast.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Here you are.
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Take this.
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What's that?
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Cough medicine.
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I don't want any cough...
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Come on! Oh, now, look what you made
me do.
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I got enough of it.
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Shh! Come on, let's have breakfast.
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All right. There. You sit over there,
darling. Come on.
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Oh, honey, I don't want to sit there.
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Come on, let's sit down here where
we're comfortable.
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Those seats...
No, those chairs are too low.
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I'm... I just...
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Yesterday I almost broke my back
trying to...
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You get the silverware.
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Napkins. Put them down there.
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It's much more comfortable over here,
honey.
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Put them down over there.
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There we are.
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It's much better here.
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Okay. Boy, I'm hungry.
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Whoa! They look good this morning.
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Lucy!
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What?
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Lucy...
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I was very, very disappointed
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with the way you acted last night.
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The way I acted?
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Yes. Thinking that
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I've forgotten our wedding
anniversary.
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Well, now, honey...
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All right, when is it?
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Now, honey, don't you know that I
love you?
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Well, yes, but...
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Look, there's just one way you can
prove you remember.
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All right.
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All right, I'll tell you.
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But, uh, first give me a hug, huh?
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Why?
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As a vote of confidence.
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(chuckling): All right.
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That's my baby.
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How could you possibly think
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that I'd forgotten our wedding
anniversary?
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Well, you wouldn't tell me.
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Well, darling, I've known all my life
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that our wedding anniversary has
always been on the 7th.
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Oh, then you did know.
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Yes.
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Oh, you're wonderful.
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Well, I feel much better now.
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So do I.
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Wait a minute, I'll be right back.
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I want to tell Ethel.
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Yes, darling.
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She said you were just like all other
husbands.
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Oh, she did, huh?
Yeah.
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Hey, is that party still on?
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Yeah, oh, yes!
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Mmm!
Yes, sir! Yeah.
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The party... oy.
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Uh, g-g-give me MGM, please.
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(chair rattling)
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Ross Elliott's office.
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(phone ringing)
273
00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:17,443
Hello.
274
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,944
Hello, Ross.
275
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,946
Look, this is Ricky Ricardo.
276
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,449
I want you to plant a news item for
me.
277
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:26,452
You see, I forgot the date of our
wedding anniversary.
278
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,870
Well, that's not news.
279
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,372
All right, all right.
280
00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:31,874
Now, look, I forgot the date of our
wedding anniversary.
281
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,377
So, I told Lucy that I have a big
party planned
282
00:11:34,877 --> 00:11:37,380
at the Mocambo for that night, the
night of the 7th.
283
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,881
Now, can you put something in the
paper
284
00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:40,883
that, you know, makes it look like
the invitations
285
00:11:40,883 --> 00:11:42,885
have been out for a couple of weeks
or something?
286
00:11:42,885 --> 00:11:44,887
Sure, Ricky, I'll have it in tomorrow
morning's paper.
287
00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:46,389
Good.
288
00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:48,391
Of course in order to get it in at
this late notice,
289
00:11:48,391 --> 00:11:50,176
I'll, I'll have to make it sound
important.
290
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,061
That's all right.
Whatever you have to do, Ross.
291
00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:53,562
Thank you very much.
292
00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:56,816
Da da dee
293
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,185
Da ba da...
294
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:02,188
Well, I told Ethel you were just
kidding.
295
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,990
You knew the date all along, that the
party is on.
296
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:05,775
Good girl! Come on.
297
00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:06,776
Let's have our breakfast, huh?
298
00:12:06,776 --> 00:12:08,778
Okay.
299
00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,280
Ricky?
300
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,281
Yes, darling.
301
00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:13,282
I love you, honey.
302
00:12:13,783 --> 00:12:14,900
I love you, sweetheart.
303
00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:25,628
(sighing)
304
00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:28,130
Mother, do you have anything that
should go to the cleaners?
305
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:29,131
No.
306
00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:32,134
Honestly, the way this stuff piles
up.
307
00:12:32,134 --> 00:12:34,136
Well, you certainly made the
headlines.
308
00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,254
What do you mean?
309
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,756
Well, it's right here on the movie
page.
310
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,758
It tells all about the anniversary
party
311
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,060
Mickey's giving for you at the
Mocambo tonight.
312
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:41,844
No kidding.
313
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,728
Mm-hmm. Listen.
314
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,680
"Ricky Ricardo..."
315
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,182
Hmm, how do you like that?
316
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,067
They spelled Mickey's name wrong.
317
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,821
"...is hosting a 15th anniversary
party
318
00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:54,573
"for his wife Lucy at the Mocambo
tonight.
319
00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:56,742
"Invitations went out last week
320
00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,196
"to such notables as Esther Williams
and Ben Gage,
321
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,198
"Elizabeth Taylor and Michael
Wilding,
322
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,583
Robert Taylor and Ursula Thiess..."
323
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,085
For heaven's sake!
324
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:09,088
All those movie stars coming to my
party?
325
00:13:09,338 --> 00:13:10,422
Let me see.
326
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,258
"Van and Evie Johnson,
327
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,260
"Cary and Betsy Grant,
328
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,762
June Allyson and Dick Powell..."
329
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,714
Oh, Mother, isn't it exciting?
330
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:23,719
Oh! Oh, you great, big wonderful
doll, you!
331
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,104
Say, what's all this?
332
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,105
My party at the Mocambo.
333
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,106
It's written up in the paper.
334
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,107
Oh, really?
335
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,059
And to think that I doubted you.
336
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,560
It says right here in the paper
337
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,813
that the invitations were sent out
last week.
338
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,198
You know, Mickey, in spite of all my
predictions,
339
00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:38,484
I think you're going to turn out all
right.
340
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,869
Thanks.
341
00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:41,871
And, honey, the guest list.
342
00:13:42,371 --> 00:13:43,239
Guest list?
343
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,740
Well, I think almost every star
344
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,958
in Hollywood is gonna be there.
345
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,793
Yeah. Yeah?
346
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:54,300
(muttering)
347
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,302
Geesh.
348
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,138
I guess Lassie couldn't make it.
349
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,974
Honey, when you first told me about
the party,
350
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:05,311
I never dreamed it would be anything
like this.
351
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,178
Neither did I.
352
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,681
I mean, you know, once I got started,
353
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,683
I figured I'd go all the way, you
know.
354
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,185
Nothing is too good for my baby
355
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,987
and her 15th wedding anniversary.
356
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,405
I'm going right over and tell the
Mertzes
357
00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:17,406
all about the party, honey.
358
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,241
And I'm going down and get another
paper
359
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:21,243
and show it to that snooty Mrs.
Anderson.
360
00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:23,746
She thinks her daughter is such a
much.
361
00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:25,247
Oh, ha, ha.
362
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:29,919
(phone ringing)
363
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,421
Hello.
364
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:33,839
Hi. What did you think
365
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,174
of that spread in the paper this
morning?
366
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,092
Yeah, well, that was wonderful, Ross,
367
00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:40,596
but, uh, didn't you overdo it a
little?
368
00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:43,599
This thing is liable to cost me a
fortune.
369
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:44,600
How many of those people are coming?
370
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,601
None.
371
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,436
None?!
372
00:14:47,436 --> 00:14:49,355
No, I just printed the names of the
people
373
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,189
I knew would be out of town.
374
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,641
Oh.
375
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,644
Wait a minute, boy.
This is worse.
376
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,363
What am I going to tell Lucy?
377
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,480
Uh...
378
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,316
Thank you very, very much for
calling.
379
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,568
Yes, sir, I'll call you.
Good-bye.
380
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,403
They must be out having breakfast or
something.
381
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,907
Gee, I can hardly wait to tell Ethel
about all the movie stars.
382
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,408
Well, now, honey...
Oh, here they are. Ethel!
383
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,327
Don't go too overboard, honey.
384
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,830
You-you never know what might...
happen.
385
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,835
Ricky, you go over and talk some
sense into the Mertzes.
386
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,337
They make me so mad.
387
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,671
What's the matter?
388
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,974
They think they're not invited to my
party.
389
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,759
Aw, come now, of course they're
invited.
390
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,227
Well, that's what I tried to tell
them,
391
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,229
but they want to know why they didn't
get
392
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,563
their invitations last week.
393
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,015
Oh. Uh...
394
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,433
I told them they were family.
395
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,936
They weren't expected to get a formal
invitation,
396
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,770
for heaven's sake.
397
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,522
Good. I mean, that's true, yeah.
398
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,075
And then they wanted to know why
their name wasn't in the paper.
399
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,861
Yeah, well, uh...
400
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,579
I'll go, I'll go and talk to them.
401
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,914
Sure they're invited.
402
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,917
Mira que quiere decir que no estan
invitados.
403
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:52,751
Ricky!
404
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,619
Yeah?
405
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,421
Just a minute.
406
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,290
What's the meaning of this?
407
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,709
Uh...
408
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,461
No hablo ingles.
409
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,430
You come back here.
410
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,716
You hablo plenty of ingles
411
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,519
and you'd better start "habloing"
right now.
412
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:12,438
Tengo que irme.
413
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,939
Adios, muchacha.
414
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,642
Come back here, or I'll adios your
muchacha.
415
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,531
All right.
416
00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:24,033
All right.
417
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,534
I forgot the date.
418
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:26,535
I admit it.
419
00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:28,287
Is that a crime?
420
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,321
Yes!
421
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,657
Oh, now, honey, now, I-I don't blame
you
422
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,158
for being a little upset,
423
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,660
but aren't you being unreasonable?
424
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,577
No!
425
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,079
Aw, come now, honey.
426
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,081
You forgot the date of our anni...
427
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,084
if you forgot the date of our
anniversary,
428
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,470
how could you have sent those
invitations out last week?
429
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,923
Yeah, well, uh...
430
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,425
that's another thing.
431
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,427
Uh...
432
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,763
There, there, there were no
invitations.
433
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,733
None of those peoples are coming.
434
00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,235
None of those peoples are coming?
435
00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:04,156
No. You see, uh...
that was Ross' idea.
436
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,657
He-he-he thought he would, uh,
437
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,159
put it in the paper for publicity.
438
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,079
Publicity!
439
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,080
Now, look, honey,
440
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,082
we'll, we'll have our party at the
Mocambo.
441
00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:14,583
You and I and the Mertzes will go
there...
442
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,085
You have your party.
443
00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:17,453
I'm not going!
444
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,921
What do you mean?
445
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:21,423
Just what I said, I'm not going.
446
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:22,925
Aw, come now, honey,
447
00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:24,426
you-you don't mean that you're not
going to go
448
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:26,929
to your anniversary party with me?
449
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:27,930
That's just what I mean.
450
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,798
No, no, you don't mean that.
451
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,768
Don't tell me what I mean!
452
00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:36,271
Now, look, I'm going to start getting
mad
453
00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:37,272
pretty soon, too, you know.
454
00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:39,274
I'm going to give you your last
chance.
455
00:17:39,274 --> 00:17:40,776
Now, are you going to go
456
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:43,028
to your anniversary party with me or
not?
457
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,613
No, I am not!
458
00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:47,032
All right. Then I'll go by myself.
459
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,033
Go ahead.
460
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:48,951
All right.
461
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:49,952
All right.
Okay!
462
00:17:49,952 --> 00:17:51,070
Okay!
Okay.
463
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,071
All right!
464
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,072
Yeah!
465
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,208
Happy anniversary to...
466
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,994
Oh, keep quiet!
467
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,245
What's the matter?
468
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,631
Oh, you're always singing!
469
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,983
Now, Lucy, this is not funny anymore.
470
00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:23,485
Now, for the last time, are you going
to go
471
00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:25,320
to your anniversary party with me or
not?
472
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,200
What am I supposed to do with these?
473
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,089
(doorbell buzzing)
474
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,099
I'll be right with you.
475
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,604
Now, look, Lucy,
476
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:02,107
the Mertzes and I are going to the
Mocambo.
477
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:05,611
It is your anniversary party.
478
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,112
We would love to have you with us.
479
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:09,948
Gin.
480
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,319
All right.
481
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,320
I'm going to tell you something.
482
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,823
I'm going to go out of that door
483
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:22,327
and when I go out of that door, I'm
not coming back here.
484
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,829
Are you going to let me go?
485
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,256
That does it.
486
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,677
Ooh, he makes me so mad!
487
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,064
Imagine, going nightclubbing on his
anniversary
488
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:45,350
while he leaves his poor wife sitting
home alone.
489
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,236
Yeah.
490
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,738
You're not gonna let him get away
with it, are you?
491
00:19:50,239 --> 00:19:51,240
I certainly am not.
492
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,609
I'm gonna... I'm...
493
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,078
What do you mean, I'm not gonna let
him get away with it?
494
00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:58,830
It's your anniversary just as much as
it is his.
495
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,333
Call the Mocambo, reserve a table
496
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,619
and have your own anniversary party.
497
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,289
Well, that won't be much fun just
sitting there alone.
498
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,790
Look at it this way.
499
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:12,511
With you there, it will completely
louse up his evening.
500
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,847
Yeah.
501
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,350
Oh, no, I couldn't go by myself.
502
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,351
Will you go with me?
503
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:20,686
Sure.
504
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,854
Mrs. Anderson will sit with the baby.
505
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,273
Good.
506
00:20:24,273 --> 00:20:26,558
Uh, yeah. Maybe we can get a couple
of fellas.
507
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,811
What?
508
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,616
How would it look for two women to
walk into a nightclub alone?
509
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,068
Oh, that's right.
510
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,070
We'll need an escort.
511
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,572
Well, now, let's see, who do we know?
512
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,380
(doorbell buzzing)
513
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,748
Come in!
514
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,050
Here's your evening paper.
515
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,902
(orchestra playing "La Vie En Rose")
516
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,697
("La Vie En Rose" playing)
517
00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:06,708
(song ends)
518
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:15,250
Ladies and gentlemen,
519
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:20,255
we have the unexpected surprise for
you tonight:
520
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,257
Mr. Ricky Ricardo.
521
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,759
Thank you.
522
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,763
Thank you. Thank you.
523
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,264
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
524
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,265
and thank you very much, Harold.
525
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,767
Thank you very much.
526
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:35,270
You see, uh, I-I really asked to be
brought up here
527
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:39,274
because tonight is my 15th wedding
anniversary.
528
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:42,661
(audience applauds)
529
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:43,662
Thank you very much.
530
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,164
But I'm in a little bit of a problem.
531
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,534
Uh... you see, I forgot the date of
my anniversary...
532
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:54,873
...and my wife is not speaking to me.
533
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,175
That's the very lovely redhead over
there.
534
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,594
I tried to tell her today that I was
sorry and everything,
535
00:22:59,594 --> 00:23:00,879
but she won't budge.
536
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,298
And then I had an idea
537
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,100
and I hope that this will does it.
538
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,888
Come on, fellas.
539
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:12,391
(piano plays)
540
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,893
Tonight is our night
541
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,729
And here we are
542
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:22,451
But it's not the way that I planned
543
00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:25,737
I told you I'm sorry
544
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,540
You know how I feel
545
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,326
Darling, say
546
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:35,714
You understand
547
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:47,225
Tell me I may always dance
548
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:51,012
The anniversary waltz
549
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,681
With you
550
00:23:54,099 --> 00:24:00,572
Tell me this is real romance
551
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:04,025
An anniversary dream
552
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:06,027
Come true
553
00:24:07,329 --> 00:24:10,282
Let this be the anthem
554
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:14,035
To our future years
555
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:17,339
To millions of smiles
556
00:24:17,339 --> 00:24:21,209
And a few little tears
557
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:28,683
Tell me I may always dance
558
00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:32,554
The anniversary waltz
559
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:33,939
Come on, honey.
560
00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:34,940
(applause)
561
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,776
With you
562
00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:40,812
("Anniversary Waltz" instrumental)
563
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,419
Let this be the anthem
564
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,422
To our future years
565
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,925
To millions of smiles
566
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,929
And a few little tears
567
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:19,935
Tell me I may always dance
568
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:25,440
The anniversary waltz
569
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,944
Mm-hmm.
570
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,946
(applause)
571
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,793
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
572
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,297
ANNOUNCER: Harold Stern and His
Violins
573
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,801
appear through the courtesy of the
Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas.
574
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,302
Others in the cast were Kathryn Card,
575
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,304
Ross Elliott and Bobby Jellison.
576
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,817
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
577
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,819
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
578
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,321
will be back next week at this same
time.
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