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- [groans]
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[sighs]
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[acoustic guitar music]
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*
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"THEY TELL ME IT'S NICE
THIS TIME OF YEAR."
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[clicking tongue]
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[door closing]
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- YOU MUST KNOW THAT MATH
BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS BY NOW.
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- I HOPE SO.
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BUT YOU KNOW
MR. STEPHENS.
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HE'S A STICKLER'S STICKLER.
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CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN SOME TOASTY O'S?
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LOTS OF PROTEIN
IN A CONVENIENT "O" SHAPE.
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- [chuckles]
NO, THANK YOU, HONEY.
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I ACTUALLY HAVE
BREAKFAST PLANS TODAY.
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- WHO PLANS BREAKFAST?
I THOUGHT IT JUST HAPPENED.
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[music resumes]
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*
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[phone alert chimes]
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- MM.
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EDDIE JUST
ADDED SOME WORDS
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TO THE LYRIC
I TWEETED HIM LAST NIGHT.
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- HUH.
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THIS IS TURNING INTO QUITE
THE COLLABORATION, ISN'T IT?
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- NOT THAT HE HAS ANY IDEA
WHO I'M COLLABORATING WITH.
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- WELL, DOES IT MATTER?
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I MEAN, HE'S RESPONDING
TO YOUR WRITING.
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- HE LIKES
LOVETOLOVEYOU'S WRITING.
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- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
IT'S ONE AND THE SAME.
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- FOR ALL HE KNOWS,
I COULD BE
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SOME TOOTHLESS GUY
IN PRISON.
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- OKAY, HE RECOGNIZES
YOUR TALENT,
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SO, TOOTHLESS OR NOT,
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HE CLEARLY
FINDS YOU INSPIRING.
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- THAT'S TOO MUCH
TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW, MOM.
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I HAVE TO GET READY
FOR SCHOOL, OKAY?
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- OKAY.
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- HOLD ON, WHAT'S THIS BREAKFAST
DATE YOU'VE GOT GOING ON?
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- [scoffs]
IT'S NOT REALLY A DATE.
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IT'S MORE LIKE COFFEE.
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- DRESSED LIKE THAT?
- LIKE WHAT?
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- UM, MASCARA,
CHRISTMAS PARTY PUMPS...
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AND YOU'RE LEAVING
AN HOUR EARLY?
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WHAT GIVES?
- [clears throat]
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- HEY, HOTTIE.
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[door closes]
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- DOCTOR DOOM LEAVE YET?
- PROBABLY.
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I MEAN, NORMALLY, I DON'T
DEAL WITH HIM IN THE MORNINGS,
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UNLESS IT'S ONE
OF HIS BREAKFAST LECTURES
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ABOUT WHATEVER I DID
TO ANNOY HIM THE NIGHT BEFORE.
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- WELL, HE WOULD BE
WAY ANNOYED BY THIS.
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BOOM.
- [gasps]
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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S THE TEST!
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YOU TOOK OFF SO FAST YESTERDAY,
I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
I WAS DOING ALL NIGHT?
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NOW YOU KNOW WHAT
THE QUESTIONS WILL BE.
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- THE QUESTIONS?
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SO I STILL HAVE
TO FIGURE OUT THE ANSWERS?
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- WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO DO
EVERYTHING FOR YOU?
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- YES, PLEASE.
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- LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER.
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FILLED IN THE ANSWERS
FOR YOU.
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- WA--YOU UNDERSTAND
PRE-CALC?
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- PLAYING DUMB
IS THE BEST COVER I KNOW.
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NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GET IT PERFECT.
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100% MIGHT LOOK
A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS.
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- OKAY, I DON'T CARE
ABOUT SUSPICIOUS.
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I JUST WANT TO SHOVE MY "B"
IN MY DAD'S FACE,
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AND BE LIKE,
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"LOOK WHO'S GOING
TO HAWAII NOW. ALOHA."
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ALTHOUGH, I DON'T KNOW IF
I CAN EVEN WAIT TILL HAWAII.
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- YEAH?
- [giggles]
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- WANNA GIVE ME
A LITTLE ADVANCE?
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- I MEAN,
IT WAS JUST SO HOT,
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THE WAY THAT YOU HACKED
IN THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER.
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[door closes]
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- OOH.
- [whispers] OH, GOD.
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- I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
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- BIG TEST TODAY, ADRIANA.
ARE YOU READY?
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[pop music]
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*
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- I'M AS PREPARED
AS I'LL EVER BE.
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- IS THAT AN ACTUAL TEXTBOOK
IN YOUR HAND?
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- YEAH, PRE-CALC.
- THE RIGHT BOOK EVEN.
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THAT'S A STEP
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, KID.
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- [sighs]
YEAH.
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I WAS STUDYING
ALL NIGHT.
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EVEN LOOKED OVER
THE PRACTICE TESTS.
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- WOW, I SHOULD THREATEN YOU
MORE OFTEN.
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- WHAT, IS THAT FROM
ONE OF YOUR PARENTING BOOKS
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FROM THE OLDEN DAYS?
- YEAH.
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CHAPTER ONE'S ALL ABOUT NOT
LETTING YOUR DAUGHTER
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DATE DELINQUENT BOYS.
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WHAT WAS PHIL DOING HERE?
- HE JUST SHOWED UP.
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HE'S UPSET
ABOUT THE BREAK UP,
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ESPECIALLY SINCE I DID IT
OVER A PHONE AND NOT IN PERSON.
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HONESTLY, IT'S LIKE,
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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OKAY, I DUMPED PHIL
LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO,
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AND I-I CAN'T CONTROL HIM
COMING TO THE FRONT DOOR.
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WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA BAN ME
FROM ANSWERING THE DOOR, TOO?
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- YEAH, POSSIBLY.
WE'LL SEE WHAT THE BOOK SAYS.
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I'M LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT.
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JUST REMEMBER, IF I FIND OUT
YOU'RE STILL DATING
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THAT DELINQUENT,
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YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
YOUR TRIP TO HAWAII.
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AND I EXPECT AT LEAST A "B"
ON THAT TEST TOMORROW.
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- OR ELSE WHAT?
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- OR YOU'LL BE SPENDING
SPRING BREAK IN MY OFFICE,
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STUFFING ENVELOPES.
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- [quietly]
STUFF THIS, DADDY.
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- SO WHAT KIND OF
BREAKFAST PLANS DO YOU HAVE?
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- I'M JUST MEETING DON
FOR COFFEE.
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- I'M SORRY, DON?
- MM-HMM.
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- AS IN DR. DON?
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOING OUT
WITH HIM WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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- LOOK, OKAY, COFFEE AT THE VERY
UNROMANTIC HOUR OF 8:00 A.M.
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IS HARDLY WHAT
I CALL "GOING OUT."
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- MM.
YOU KNOW I'D BELIEVE YOU
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IF YOU WERE DRESSED
IN JEANS AND A T-SHIRT,
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BUT YOU LOOK ENTIRELY TOO HOT
FOR JUST COFFEE.
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- OKAY, THANK YOU.
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BUT HONESTLY, IT'S JUST--
IT'S JUST A CHANCE TO CHAT,
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YOU KNOW, AND HE HAS ISSUES
WITH HIS DAUGHTER,
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AND IF I CAN OFFER HIM
MY SAGE WISDOM--
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- HAVE YOU EVEN
MET HIS DAUGHTER, MOM?
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- NO.
- OH, OKAY.
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- BUT I KNOW WHO SHE IS,
AND SO DO YOU.
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- OH. WHO?
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- DON'S LAST NAME
IS MASTERS.
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- NO.
NO, NO, NO, MOM.
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THERE IS NO WAY THAT
HE IS THE FATHER
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OF THAT SHE-WITCH
WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED.
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- OKAY, I HAVE NOT SAID
A WORD TO DON
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ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
FOR ADRIANA.
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- YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T
USE THE WORD I'M THINKING OF.
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YOU'D PROBABLY GET FIRED.
- I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HER.
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- MOM, I DON'T
LIKE CAULIFLOWER, OKAY?
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FOR ADRIANA,
I FEEL HATRED, LOATHING,
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UTTER DISDAIN,
CONTEMPT, ABHORRENCE.
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- I AM SO GLAD I SPRUNG
FOR THAT EXTRA BIG THESAURUS.
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OKAY, LOOK, YOU KNOW,
I-I FEEL FOR THE GUY, OKAY?
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HE'S ALONE
AND HE'S RAISING A DAUGHTER
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WHO SOUNDS LIKE
SHE'S QUITE THE HANDFUL.
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- "HANDFUL"?
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MOM, THAT MAKES HER SOUND
LIKE AN OVERACTIVE TODDLER.
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ADRIANA EATS TODDLERS.
SHE'S A DEMON.
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- OKAY.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO MAKE NICE WITH ADRIANA,
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BECAUSE, IF THIS COFFEE THING
WORKS OUT,
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YOU COULD BECOME SISTERS.
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- MOM?
THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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DON'T JOKE ABOUT IT.
- I'M JUST SAYING.
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I LOVE YOU.
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- NO, I SPECIFICALLY SAID
I WANT THE THICK BOTTOM GLASSES,
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BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO OPEN
A TRENDY, UPSCALE CLUB,
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SO I WANT THESE CHEAP,
PLASTIC-LOOKING ONES
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THAT BELONG AT A KID'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY REPLACED.
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YES?
THANK YOU.
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- KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, HUH?
- YEAH.
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- IS THERE
A CLOWN COMING, TOO?
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- CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME
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WHAT KIND OF DRUGS
I WAS DOING
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WHEN I THOUGHT I COULD
PULL THIS OFF?
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- OH, ABOUT 10 OUNCES
OF CRANBERRY AND O.J.
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I KNOW,
'CAUSE I POURED IT MYSELF.
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- I'M A MUSICIAN.
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I'M NOT A BUSINESSMAN.
I'M NOT A SUIT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
EVER GAVE ME THE IDEA--
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- DAD, THIS IS GONNA
BE CRAZY SLAMMIN', OKAY?
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LOOK, IT'S COMING TOGETHER,
ALL RIGHT?
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AND, BY THE WAY, THE WHOLE
TOWN'S BUZZING ABOUT IT.
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- OH, NO, NO, NO, PLEASE,
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT.
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- [laughs]
WILL YOU RELAX?
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DAD, ALL THIS PLACE NEEDS ARE
SOME FINISHING TOUCHES--
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HERE--WHICH I CAME PERSONALLY
TO HELP YOU WITH.
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- THANK YOU,
AND I APPRECIATE IT.
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I DO, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
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I GOT A HALF A DOZEN GUYS
THAT COULD DO THIS.
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- I MADE TIME, OKAY, SO YOU
HAVE A HALF A DOZEN PLUS ONE.
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I HAD JAKE CLEAR
MY SCHEDULE FOR TODAY.
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- OH, BOY,
I BET HE WAS THRILLED.
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- THERE WAS SOME PROFANITY.
- MM-HMM.
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- BUT HE KNOWS HOW HUGE
THIS IS FOR YOU.
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- YEAH, "HUGE" IS THE DISASTER
THAT I HAVE IN HERE.
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- HEY.
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THANK YOU.
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[pop music]
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*
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- * BREAK IT DOWN,
BREAK IT DOWN *
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* GET IT ON,
NO ESCAPING *
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*
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* GONNA LIGHT, GONNA LIGHT,
LIGHT IT UP TONIGHT *
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* YEAH
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* TAKE ME HIGHER,
TAKE ME FASTER *
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* 'CAUSE I'M FEELING
ALL RI-IGHT *
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- THIS IS
MY TO-DO LIST.
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I'VE BEEN HERE FOUR HOURS,
AND IT'S JUST GETTING BIGGER.
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NO HOT WATER YET, BAR'S A MESS,
YOU KNOW...
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I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS EVER--
- DAD...
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OKAY, TRUST ME,
ALL RIGHT?
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SPLIT THESE GUYS UP
INTO TWO TEAMS.
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YOU HEAD ONE, AND CHLOE
AND I'LL TAKE THE OTHER.
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- CHLOE?
- YEAH.
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- DOES SHE EVEN KNOW
THAT THIS IS NOT
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IN THE RED-CARPET STAGE
YET?
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- [laughs]
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- NOT EVEN IN
THE DIRTY-CARPET STAGE YE--
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DIRTY CARPET, THE VACUUM,
I FORGOT TO ORDER THAT TODAY.
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- NO, SHE--SHE
REALIZES THAT, OKAY?
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BUT SHE WAS ANXIOUS TO HELP.
IT WAS ACTUALLY HER IDEA.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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THERE'S MORE TO CHLOE
THAN RUNWAY WALKS AND POSES.
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I MEAN, SHE'LL BE GREAT.
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SHE LOVES TELLING PEOPLE
WHAT TO DO ANYWAY.
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- [laughs]
YEAH, NO DOUBT.
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- [laughs]
- I CAN BELIEVE IT.
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OH, BOY, AND I HAVE
TO CONGRATULATE HER NOW
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ON THE ENGAGEMENT AND, UH...
- UM...
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YEAH, HOLD OFF ON THAT.
I HAVEN'T ASKED YET.
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- YOU DIDN'T?
- NO.
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00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:39,703
- OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA DO IT LAST NIGHT
222
00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,100
AFTER THE INTERVIEW.
223
00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:44,070
- YEAH, I ALLUDED TO IT,
BUT...COME ON,
224
00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,827
DO I LOOK
LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY
225
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,633
THAT'S GONNA ANNOUNCE
HIS MARRIAGE PLANS ON TV?
226
00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:50,533
- LISTEN, YOU ARE,
LIKE, CHANGING SO MUCH
227
00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,403
WITH THIS WHOLE
PUPPY LOVE THING
228
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,670
THAT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
229
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:57,197
- WELL, MY DILEMMA IS
HOW TO DO IT.
230
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,430
I WANT SOMETHING ROMANTIC
AND SURPRISING.
231
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,503
LIKE YOU AND MOM.
- MM-HMM.
232
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,930
- YOU KNOW, SHE NEVER SAW
IT COMING, RIGHT?
233
00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:05,673
- NO WAY, NO.
ACTUALLY I NEVER SAW IT COMING.
234
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:06,867
I THINK IT WAS
THE ONLY TIME
235
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,297
THAT I WAS EVER ABLE
TO SURPRISE HER,
236
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,670
'CAUSE, MOST OF THE TIME,
SHE KNEW WHAT I WAS THINKING
237
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:13,527
WAY BEFORE I DID.
- I KNOW.
238
00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:16,773
ALL MY CHANCES OF SURPRISING
CHLOE I FEEL LIKE ARE OVER NOW.
239
00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:19,327
SHE KNOWS IT'S COMING.
- YEAH.
240
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,603
- I REALLY WANTED TO DO IT
THE TRADITIONAL WAY
241
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,900
AND ASK HER PARENTS
THEIR PERMISSION, BUT...
242
00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:28,800
- BUT THEY PASSED, HMM?
- RIGHT.
243
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:33,300
- HOW OLD WAS SHE
WHEN HER PARENTS DIED?
244
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,430
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
245
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,333
- BUT WERE THEY ALIVE
LONG ENOUGH
246
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:40,673
TO, LIKE, SEE HER
BECOME A SUPERMODEL?
247
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,597
- I DON'T KNOW.
248
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,800
- IS THERE ANYTHING YOU DO KNOW
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE FIANCEE?
249
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,970
- YES, ALL RIGHT,
I KNOW SHE LOVES ME.
250
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:50,127
OKAY, AND I KNOW ONE THING
THAT I LOVE ABOUT HER
251
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:53,303
IS THAT SHE FOCUSES
ON THE PRESENT, NOT THE PAST.
252
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,730
- YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF PEOPLE
THAT DON'T LIKE
253
00:10:55,733 --> 00:10:56,833
TO TALK ABOUT
THEIR PAST ARE--
254
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,203
- HEY, SORRY I'M LATE.
- HEY.
255
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,470
IT'S OKAY,
WE WERE JUST GETTING STARTED.
256
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:03,467
- MWAH!
MAX, THIS IS FOR YOU.
257
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,167
- WHY?
258
00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:08,967
- IT'S LIKE AN OPENING NIGHT
CLUB-WARMING GIFT.
259
00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,227
- THAT WAS NICE.
THANK YOU.
260
00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,903
- [laughs]
- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
261
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:18,430
WELL, THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
262
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,573
- WOW.
263
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:22,597
I-I DON'T EVEN OWN
ONE OF THESE.
264
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,370
- I'VE NEVER
SEEN THIS BEFORE.
265
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,867
- WELL, NOW YOU HAVE ONE.
266
00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:27,427
- TH--THIS IS THE SINGLE,
267
00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:29,303
MY FIRST SINGLE
IN THE U.K., AND IT--
268
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,470
- YEAH.
269
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:32,797
- WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU.
270
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,800
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
271
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,770
- SO I JUST GOT DONE
SHOOTING THIS MOVIE
272
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:41,367
THAT WAS PRODUCED
BY THIS FRENCH COMPANY,
273
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,067
AND THEY'RE STILL WORKING OUT
THE PAYROLL DETAILS.
274
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,527
THEY WERE SUPPOSED
TO WIRE THE MONEY
275
00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:46,803
TO THIS ESCROW ACCOUNT,
276
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,170
BUT MY BUSINESS MANAGER SAID
277
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,167
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE EXCHANGE RATE,
278
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,127
SO BASICALLY,
AS SOON AS IT COMES IN,
279
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:53,533
I WILL PAY THIS MONTH'S RENT.
280
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,603
- OKAY, ALL I KNOW IS
THAT IT'S LATE.
281
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,900
- HECTOR, DO YOU WANT ME
TO PAY YOU IN EUROS?
282
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,170
I MEAN, I JUST--
- WHAT ABOUT LAST MONTH?
283
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,227
AND THE MONTH BEFORE THAT?
284
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,573
- YOU KNOW
I'M GOOD FOR IT.
285
00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,767
DON'T I ALWAYS
TREAT YOU RIGHT?
286
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,167
COME ON, YOUR BIRTHDAY,
CHRISTMAS,
287
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,797
V.I.P. TICKETS
TO ALL MY PREMIERES.
288
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,400
- YOUR LAST TWO FILMS
WENT STRAIGHT TO DVD, DUDE.
289
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,630
- COME ON, MAN, LOOK,
JUST CUT ME SOME SLACK.
290
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:15,273
IT'S BEEN
REALLY SLOW LATELY.
291
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,667
AND NOT JUST FOR ME,
FOR AMERICA,
292
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,327
SO WHEN YOU'RE PUSHING ME
FOR MONEY,
293
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,503
YOU'RE PUSHING AMERICA.
294
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,600
AND I DON'T STAND
FOR PEOPLE PUSHING--
295
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,500
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
296
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,700
- [sighs]
297
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,273
- AH, THAT LOOKS AWESOME.
298
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,397
- YEAH, THANKS TO
YOUR VERY NICE GIRLFRIEND.
299
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,270
- WELL, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
300
00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:54,227
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN HELP WITH?
301
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:57,133
- I THINK THERE'S SOME TOUCH UP
PAINTING TO BE DONE DOWNSTAIRS.
302
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,733
- HOOK ME UP WITH A BRUSH.
303
00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:00,473
- OH, YEAH?
YOU KNOW HOW TO PAINT NOW?
304
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,227
- OH, YOU THINK
I'M JUST A PRETTY FACE?
305
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,803
- NO, OF COURSE NOT,
I JUST DIDN'T--
306
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,570
- WHERE I CAME FROM,
YOU HAD TO KNOW HOW TO BE HANDY.
307
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,367
- [laughs]
OKAY.
308
00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:10,097
- I THINK THIS GUY
WAS ABOUT 14 YEARS OLD
309
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,970
WHEN HE REALIZED
THAT THE ELECTRIC GUITAR
310
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,327
HAD TO BE PLUGGED IN.
- OH.
311
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,133
[laughs]
- UM, I WAS SIX.
312
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,503
- YEAH? WHATEVER.
313
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,570
- AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DAD
WAS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS.
314
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:23,197
- YEAH, HE WAS A DENTIST.
315
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,930
- I THOUGHT HE WAS A LAWYER.
- NO.
316
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:28,103
- BUT WHEN YOU GOT US
OUT OF THAT SPEEDING TICKET
317
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,830
ON THE WAY TO VEGAS,
YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO,
318
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,333
BECAUSE HE WAS A LAWYER.
319
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,273
- MY MOM HAD HER LAW DEGREE.
320
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:37,767
AND THEN SHE GAVE UP HER CAREER
FOR PHILANTHROPIC PURSUITS.
321
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,467
both:
WOW.
322
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:43,527
- FAMILY OF DO-GOODERS.
323
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,633
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I FEEL SO UNWORTHY.
324
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:46,673
- YEAH, RIGHT.
325
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:47,967
FEEDING THE HOMELESS,
326
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:50,467
SPONSORING MUSIC CLASSES
FOR SCHOOLS.
327
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:51,927
IT'S TOTALLY UNWORTHY STUFF.
328
00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:54,173
YOU KNOW, MAX, YOU REMIND ME
A LOT OF MY PARENTS--
329
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,927
HARD WORKING, STRAIGHTFORWARD,
CARING.
330
00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:00,573
- HOW'D THEY DIE?
IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING.
331
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:04,797
- UM...
I WAS EIGHT WHEN MY DAD DIED.
332
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,100
HE HAD A MASSIVE CORONARY.
333
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,630
- WOW.
334
00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,203
- YEAH,
AND THEN MY MOM PASSED AWAY
335
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,370
SHORTLY BEFORE I MOVED TO L.A.
336
00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,727
PANCREATIC CANCER.
337
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:18,573
- WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY
BEEN THROUGH IT, HUH?
338
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,767
- YEAH.
339
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:20,867
WELL, THAT'S WHY I UNDERSTAND
340
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,627
WHAT YOU AND EDDIE
ARE GOING THROUGH.
341
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,703
- YEAH, I JUST--
I FELT SO AWKWARD,
342
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,670
'CAUSE MY DAD WAS ASKING ME
ALL THESE QUESTIONS.
343
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,067
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS STUFF.
344
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:31,497
- YEAH, WELL,
I TOLD YOU AGES AGO.
345
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,930
BUT SOMETIMES I THINK
YOU'RE SO INFATUATED WITH ME
346
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:37,103
THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN RETAIN
BASIC FACTS.
347
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,230
- YEAH.
348
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,933
IT SEEMS LIKE THE DEEPER
HE FALLS IN LOVE,
349
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:43,273
THE DUMBER HE GETS.
350
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:46,067
[school bell rings]
351
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,627
- MEL, DO I HAVE FOOD
ON MY FACE?
352
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:48,973
- USUALLY, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.
WHY?
353
00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:50,267
- 'CAUSE EVERYONE'S LOOKING
AT ME.
354
00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,627
IS MY FLY DOWN? NO.
355
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,603
- I THINK THAT STRANGE FEELING
YOU'RE EXPERIENCING
356
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600
IS POPULARITY.
357
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,630
- I'M POPULAR?
SINCE WHEN?
358
00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,203
- YOUR SONG MADE THE TOP 25.
359
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,300
EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
360
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,370
- HOW?
361
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:06,067
[phone alert chimes]
362
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:08,527
DANNY BUTLER JUST TWEETED
THE VIDEO OF MY SONG.
363
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,603
- THAT'S POPULARITY.
BETTER GET USED TO IT.
364
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,070
- HOW DID HE GET THIS?
365
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,697
YOU DID IT?
366
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,067
- I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.
367
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,167
- SO YOU DROPPED
A HIGH-END BOTTLE OF VODKA.
368
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,297
I'M SURE IT'S NOT
THE FIRST TIME.
369
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,230
- NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT
370
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,873
NOT REMEMBERING
WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID.
371
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,327
- IT'S REALLY OKAY.
372
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,933
IT'S NOT LIKE
I TALK ABOUT 'EM VERY MUCH.
373
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,633
IT'S TOO PAINFUL.
374
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,933
- I UNDERSTAND.
375
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:39,133
- IF ANYONE WOULD UNDERSTAND,
IT WOULD BE YOU.
376
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,933
- THAT WAS THE TOUGHEST PART
OF MY LIFE,
377
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:43,673
AND YOU PULLED ME THROUGH IT.
378
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,227
- WE MET AT THE RIGHT TIME.
379
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:47,933
I'M GLAD I COULD BE THE ONE.
380
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:50,903
- I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT'D
BE LIKE TO LOSE BOTH PARENTS.
381
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,270
- YOU KNOW...
382
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:55,167
I KNOW I'M TOO OLD
TO CALL MYSELF AN ORPHAN,
383
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,197
BUT IT'S HOW I FEEL.
384
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,070
WHEN YOU LOSE BOTH
OF YOUR PARENTS,
385
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:02,897
YOU'RE NO LONGER ANYONE'S CHILD.
386
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:06,100
- "YOU'RE NO LONGER
ANYONE'S CHILD."
387
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,570
CAN I USE THAT AS A LYRIC?
388
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,827
- YOU'D WANT TO?
- YEAH.
389
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:12,373
I'M ALWAYS OPEN
TO NEW SOURCES OF INSPIRATION.
390
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,867
- MM. KIND OF LIKE
WITH LOVETOLOVEYOU?
391
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,697
- HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
392
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,700
- I WAS AT YOUR PLACE AND
I SAW YOUR NOTEBOOK WAS OPEN.
393
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:24,430
YOU WERE WRITING LYRICS WITH
SOMEONE NAMED LOVETOLOVEYOU.
394
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:26,203
WHO'S SHE?
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
395
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,230
I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE'S EVEN A SHE.
396
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:31,473
- AH, SO YOU'RE WRITING
WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW?
397
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:34,067
- I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
CALL IT WRITING TOGETHER.
398
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:36,397
IT'S JUST A FAN THAT WRITES
SOME BEAUTIFUL LYRICS ONLINE.
399
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,200
WE KIND OF TWEET 'EM
BACK AND FORTH.
400
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,670
IT'S FUN, ACTUALLY.
IT'S DIFFERENT.
401
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,067
- I'D BE CAREFUL.
402
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,627
I MEAN, MAKING CONTACT
WITH AN ANONYMOUS FAN?
403
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,133
THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
- OH-OH.
404
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,933
YES, 'CAUSE NOTHING
IS AS TREACHEROUS
405
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,933
AS TWEETING POETRY
BACK AND FORTH.
406
00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:54,233
- YOU KNOW THOSE HORROR STORIES
OF CELEBRITIES AND CRAZED FANS.
407
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,103
- THEY'RE NOT A CRAZED FAN.
408
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,500
SHE'S JUST AN OLD SOUL.
409
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:03,270
- OH, SO YOU'RE CYBER-CHEATING
ON ME WITH AN OLDER WOMAN. WOW.
410
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:06,067
I SAW A LIFETIME MOVIE
ABOUT THAT ONCE.
411
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,567
IT DIDN'T END WELL.
412
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:10,667
- SO HOW MANY HOURS
DOES LOREN WORK HERE?
413
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:13,097
- MOSTLY NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS,
DEPENDING ON HER WORKLOAD.
414
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,170
- SHE'S SUCH A RESPONSIBLE KID.
415
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,427
- SHE IS, SHE IS.
SHE'S GREAT.
416
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,703
SHE'S AMAZING,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
417
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,670
SHE SHOULDN'T BE PUT
ON A PEDESTAL.
418
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,427
- I HATE
TO COMPARE OUR DAUGHTERS,
419
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,333
BUT ADRIANA JUST MAKES
ONE MISTAKE AFTER ANOTHER.
420
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,803
SHE'S SEEING THIS GUY.
421
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,470
HE'S DEFINITELY,
DEFINITELY TROUBLE.
422
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,167
- AND YOU TOLD HER HOW YOU FEEL?
423
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,267
- YEAH, ALL THE TIME.
424
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,797
- OKAY.
425
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,230
MISTAKE NUMBER ONE:
426
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,833
NEVER CRITICIZE THEIR CHOICE OF
FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY BOYFRIENDS.
427
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,673
IT ONLY MAKES THEM
MORE DEFENSIVE
428
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,497
AND LESS LIKELY
TO FOLLOW YOUR RULES.
429
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,400
- WHAT DO I DO?
430
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,130
- PLANT DRUGS IN HIS CAR.
CALL THE COPS.
431
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,673
LET THE AUTHORITIES
DEAL WITH IT.
432
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,767
THEY'RE MUCH MORE EQUIPPED
TO DEAL WITH TEENAGERS.
433
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:47,897
YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE TASERS.
434
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,200
- IF I HAD YOU AROUND ME
ALL THE TIME FOR ADVICE,
435
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,670
THINGS WOULD BE MUCH DIFFERENT
AT MY HOUSE.
436
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:55,127
- WELL, I LEARNED FROM
MY OWN EXPERIENCES, YOU KNOW.
437
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:58,203
I MEAN, MY DAD
DIDN'T EXACTLY APPROVE
438
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,300
OF MY CHOICE OF HUSBAND.
439
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,530
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
TO HIM.
440
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:03,473
- WHAT HAPPENED
TO LOREN'S FATHER?
441
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,097
- HE WALKED OUT
WHEN SHE WAS FOUR.
442
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,400
NEVER LOOKED BACK.
443
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,630
- THEY HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP?
- NOPE.
444
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:09,903
- THAT MUST BE HARD ON HER.
445
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,200
- YEAH. I KNOW IT IS.
446
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,170
BUT, YOU KNOW,
SHE RARELY TALKS ABOUT IT.
447
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,627
LOREN'S REALLY GOOD
AT COMPARTMENTALIZING THINGS.
448
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,433
SO WHATEVER SHE FEELS
ABOUT THE SITUATION,
449
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:19,973
SHE KEEPS TO HERSELF.
450
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:23,397
IT PROBABLY DOES ACCOUNT FOR HER
LACK OF CONFIDENCE THOUGH.
451
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,333
OH, SO WHAT ABOUT YOU?
452
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,203
WHAT ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE?
453
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,830
- SHE WALKED OUT.
454
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,073
- ANOTHER GUY?
455
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,697
- NO. I WAS THE GUY.
456
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,630
SHE PUT UP WITH A LOT.
457
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,533
SIX-YEAR RESIDENCY,
458
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,203
SURGICAL FELLOWSHIP,
459
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,200
FORMING THE PARTNERSHIP,
OPENING THE CLINIC.
460
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,970
- HMM, I CAN SEE HOW
THAT'S PRETTY STRESSFUL
461
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,127
ON A MARRIAGE.
462
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,973
BUT DIDN'T SHE WANT
TO STICK IT OUT?
463
00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:48,227
REAP ALL THE REWARDS
OF ALL THAT SACRIFICE?
464
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:51,203
- I SPENT SO MUCH TIME
CARING ABOUT MY PATIENTS.
465
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,400
- HMM.
466
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,370
- MY PERSONAL LIFE
DEFINITELY PAYS THE PRICE.
467
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,827
[sighs]
468
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,473
BUT IT'S NOT MY STYLE
TO DWELL IN THE PAST.
469
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:02,167
ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S SO MUCH
TO ENJOY RIGHT HERE.
470
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:03,967
- MM.
471
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,227
- YOU SENT MY SONG
TO EVERYONE AT SCHOOL?
472
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,333
- NO. I DIDN'T DO IT.
- THEN WHO DID?
473
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,903
- MM, MAYBE ADAM?
- HOW DID HE GET IT?
474
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,770
- SO I FELT REALLY BAD FOR HIM
AFTER THE WHOLE DANCE DEBACLE,
475
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,827
AND I WANTED TO CHEER HIM UP,
SO I GAVE HIM YOUR SONG.
476
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,133
REALLY, THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
477
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,933
- AND, OF COURSE, HE JUST HAD
TO SPREAD IT AROUND.
478
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,603
NO WONDER EVERYONE'S LOOKING--
- [mocking] "I COULD BE THERE,
479
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,230
"BUT YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME/
480
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:25,133
HOVER IN THE AIR
LIKE I'M JUST A DAYDREAM."
481
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,373
[giggles]
WORST LYRICS EVER.
482
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:31,127
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD WIN
THE AWARD FOR SUCKIEST NEW SONG.
483
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,633
- [laughs]
484
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:35,073
"IT MIGHT AS WELL BE MARS."
- [giggles]
485
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:38,567
- [sighs]
- LOREN!
486
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:40,267
- HEY, JAKE.
IT'S TYLER.
487
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,327
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
HOW'VE YOU BEEN, MAN?
488
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,103
LISTEN, I LEFT WORD WITH STEVEN
A COUPLE DAYS AGO,
489
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,870
BUT I WANTED
TO REACH OUT PERSONALLY
490
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:50,597
AND LET YOU KNOW THAT
I GOT SOME BUZZ GOING AGAIN.
491
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,270
I KNOW THAT WE'VE BUTTED HEADS,
492
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:55,367
BUT I WANT TO GET PAST ALL THAT
AND WORK TOGETHER AGAIN.
493
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,497
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST.
494
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,400
AND I DESERVE THE BEST.
495
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,330
SO CALL ME BACK.
496
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,903
TODAY.
497
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,500
[knock on door]
498
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,197
[exhales]
499
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,633
[school bell rings]
500
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,733
- OKAY, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE MAD AT ME
501
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:47,673
FOR GIVING ADAM YOUR SONG.
- GOOD.
502
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,897
I'M EXERCISING THAT RIGHT.
- BUT, IN MY DEFENSE,
503
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,600
EVERYONE THINKS
YOUR SONG'S WAY COOL,
504
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,100
EXCEPT FOR THAT SKANK ADRIANA.
505
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,170
THEY'RE JAZZED
ABOUT THE CONTEST.
506
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:56,567
YOU HAVE FANS.
- THAT'S GREAT.
507
00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:58,627
BUT I HAVE A PRE-CALC TEST TO
GET TO IN A FEW MINUTES, OKAY?
508
00:20:58,633 --> 00:20:59,733
SO I'M GONNA FOCUS ON THAT.
509
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,073
I'LL DEAL
WITH HOW MAD I AM LATER.
510
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,297
- CAN'T YOU JUST ENJOY SOMETHING
FOR TWO SECONDS
511
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,370
BEFORE YOU START STRESSING
ABOUT SCHOOL AND COLLEGE AGAIN?
512
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,627
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT MORE STRESSED
513
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,733
ABOUT COLLEGE AND SCHOOL.
514
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,303
- BECAUSE I KNOW THINGS
WILL WORK OUT.
515
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,500
I TRUST.
516
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,070
- THE ONLY THING I KNOW
IS THAT MY FUTURE
517
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,467
IS UP TO A BUNCH
OF ANONYMOUS ADMISSIONS PEOPLE
518
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,067
WHO HAVE POWER OVER MY LIFE.
519
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,667
- I'M CONFIDENT I'LL GET INTO
THE COLLEGE OF MY CHOICE.
520
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:18,827
- OH, YEAH?
521
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:19,903
AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE
THIS WEEK?
522
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,070
- NYU. THEY HAVE
AN AMAZING FILM SCHOOL.
523
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,527
- WASN'T IT PARSONS SCHOOL
OF DESIGN LAST WEEK
524
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,903
FOR THEIR AMAZING
FASHION DEPARTMENT?
525
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,170
- MM, I'M OPEN TO ALL OPTIONS.
526
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,567
- WELL, WE'RE GONNA BE LOOKING
AT COMMUNITY COLLEGE
527
00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:29,967
IF WE DON'T ACE THIS TEST.
528
00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:32,527
- ACE IT? I'M SHOOTING
FOR A MEAGER "PASS IT."
529
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:34,733
LET'S GO.
- [sighs]
530
00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:37,703
- I CANNOT STAND
THAT PRISSY LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL
531
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,130
AND THAT
FASHION-CHALLENGED FREAK.
532
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,433
- OOH, CAREFUL.
533
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,133
THAT FASHION-CHALLENGED FREAK
HAPPENS TO BE MY SISTER.
534
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:44,703
- YEAH, AND LIKE
YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSED BY HER?
535
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,100
- I JUST PRETEND
LIKE SHE DOESN'T EXIST.
536
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,130
- LOREN TATE THINKS
THAT SHE'S ALL THAT
537
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,833
JUST BECAUSE SHE ENTERED
SOME STUPID CONTEST
538
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,573
AND HER SAPPY LYRICS
WENT VIRAL?
539
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,197
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CAN'T
STOP TALKING ABOUT HER.
540
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,500
- SO WHAT?
JUST IGNORE HER.
541
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,670
- YEAH, WELL,
IT'S HARD TO DO THAT
542
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,867
WHEN MY DAD'S HOLDING HER UP
AS A MODEL
543
00:21:57,867 --> 00:21:59,167
OF EVERYTHING THAT I'M NOT.
544
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:00,627
- HOW DOES YOUR DAD KNOW LOREN?
545
00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:02,773
- HER MOM'S
HIS NEW OFFICE MANAGER.
546
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:05,927
AND EVIDENTLY SHE BRAGS ABOUT
HER LITTLE ANGEL CONSTANTLY.
547
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:08,073
THAT'S HOW HE EVEN KNOWS
ABOUT THIS STUPID TEST.
548
00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:10,067
LOREN'S LOUDMOUTH MOM
JUST HAD TO TELL HIM
549
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,767
HOW SHE WAS STUDYING
DAY AND NIGHT.
550
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:15,297
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT STUDYING.
551
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,570
- YEAH.
552
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,797
I'M LUCKY THAT YOU'RE SUCH
A HACKER-JACKER.
553
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,430
- YOU MEMORIZED THE QUESTIONS,
RIGHT?
554
00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:23,873
- YEAH.
HAWAII, HERE WE COME.
555
00:22:23,867 --> 00:22:25,067
- OH, AND GET THIS.
556
00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:26,867
I SOLD A COUPLE COPIES
AROUND SCHOOL...
557
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,097
FOR SOME EXTRA CASH.
558
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:31,370
FOR HAWAII, OF COURSE.
559
00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:33,627
BYE, GORGEOUS.
560
00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:34,973
- [laughs]
561
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:36,527
- I COULD REPAIR A ROTATOR CUFF
BLINDFOLDED,
562
00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:38,073
BUT I CAN'T KEEP MY COFFEE
IN MY CUP.
563
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,667
- [laughs] I'M SURE A LITTLE
SELTZER WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
564
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:40,727
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
565
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:41,733
THERE'S A CLEANERS
UP THE STREET
566
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:44,373
THAT HE PICKS UP AND DELIVERS.
567
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:46,067
[telephone rings]
568
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:48,367
- I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR ADVICE
ON THAT AND TRY YOUR STRATEGY.
569
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,197
- OKAY, I MAKE NO GUARANTEES.
[titters]
570
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,130
HI, ELLIE.
571
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:02,673
- DID YOU AND DON DRIVE IN
TOGETHER?
572
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:06,067
- OH, NO,
WE ACTUALLY JUST MET FOR COFFEE.
573
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,527
- BREAKING YOUR OWN RULES, HUH?
574
00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:08,703
- IT WASN'T A DATE, ELLIE.
575
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:09,800
WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT OUR DAUGHTERS.
576
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,930
THEY GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL.
577
00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:13,333
- SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY.
578
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,503
- IT WAS PLEASANT, OKAY?
579
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,770
SO LET'S JUST KEEP IT AT THAT,
OKAY?
580
00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:19,897
- OKAY.
581
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,070
NICE DRESS.
582
00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:27,597
[phone rings]
[clears throat]
583
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,170
- HELLO. ORTHOPEDIC PARTNERS.
584
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,697
THIS IS, UH, NORA TATE SPEAKING.
585
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,200
UH, YES, YES.
586
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,430
WE DID TAKE YOUR INSURANCE
FOR THAT.
587
00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:37,373
[door closes]
588
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,427
- I'M CONFUSED.
- EXCUSE ME?
589
00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:42,173
- I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOMETHING GOING ON,
590
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:43,767
AND NOW I FIND OUT
YOU'RE ASKING NORA OUT?
591
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:46,167
- PLEASE.
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
592
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:48,067
- I JUST NEED TO KNOW,
IS THIS YOUR WAY
593
00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:50,067
OF SHOVING ME ASIDE
FOR THE NEW GIRL?
594
00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:51,227
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
595
00:23:51,233 --> 00:23:53,333
YOU AND I WENT OUT A FEW TIMES.
WE HAD FUN.
596
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:56,173
WE NEVER MADE ANY PROMISES.
597
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,697
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
598
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,830
- WE NEVER SAID
WE'D BE EXCLUSIVE.
599
00:23:58,833 --> 00:23:59,873
AM I RIGHT?
600
00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:01,567
- WELL, I AM NOT SEEING
ANYONE ELSE.
601
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:02,767
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
602
00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:03,967
- SO THAT'S IT?
603
00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:05,767
YOU'VE USED ME
AND TOSSED ME ASIDE?
604
00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:07,897
- ELLIE...
605
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,070
I'VE BEEN INCREDIBLY BUSY.
606
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:13,897
AND TO BE HONEST, YOU HAVEN'T
HAD ANY TIME FOR ME EITHER.
607
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,870
- I HAVEN'T?
- NO.
608
00:24:16,867 --> 00:24:18,427
YOU'VE BEEN VERY STANDOFFISH
609
00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:21,373
SINCE THE LAST TIME
WE SAW EACH OTHER.
610
00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:23,627
- WELL, MAYBE I HAVE, BUT...
611
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:26,103
IF YOU HAD ASKED,
I WOULD MAKE TIME FOR YOU.
612
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,370
- TELL YOU WHAT.
LET'S GO TO DINNER.
613
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:29,897
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS.
614
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:32,070
- SOUNDS GOOD.
615
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:34,067
[knock on door]
616
00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:35,667
- WHAT IS IT?
- OH, EXCUSE ME.
617
00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:36,927
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
618
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,203
- NO, NOT AT ALL.
YOU'RE FINE.
619
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,270
- UH, BRIAN GREENSPAN'S HERE
TO SEE YOU.
620
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,727
- AH, SEND HIM IN. SEND HIM IN.
- OKAY, UM--
621
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:44,673
- AND NORA,
NO INTERRUPTIONS AT ALL, PLEASE.
622
00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:47,227
- SURE, YES, DR. MASTERS.
623
00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:56,733
[tense music]
624
00:24:56,733 --> 00:25:05,233
*
625
00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:44,803
- OKAY, CLASS, TIME'S UP.
626
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,330
TEST BOOKS UP HERE
TO THE FRONT, PLEASE.
627
00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:59,633
- I JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T
PASS OUT FROM EXHAUSTION
628
00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:01,503
BEFORE HE CAN CUT THE RIBBON.
629
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,570
- GOD, I KNOW.
630
00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:05,327
HE'S PUT EVERYTHING INTO THIS.
631
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,073
I GUESS IT'S BETTER
THAN HIM SHUTTING HIMSELF
632
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,267
IN HIS APARTMENT,
633
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,927
DEPRESSED AND WATCHING RERUNS
OF LAW & ORDER.
634
00:26:09,933 --> 00:26:13,203
- MM. HE STILL MISSES HER
VERY MUCH.
635
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,530
- YEAH, I KNOW.
636
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:18,503
BUT AT LEAST HE'S PULLING
HIMSELF OUT OF THE HOLE.
637
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:22,330
I THINK THIS PLACE IS GONNA BE
A NEW BEGINNING FOR HIM.
638
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,473
- I JUST WISH HE LIKED ME MORE.
639
00:26:25,467 --> 00:26:27,067
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
640
00:26:27,067 --> 00:26:29,267
HE WENT CRAZY FOR THAT 45.
641
00:26:29,267 --> 00:26:31,167
- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN GRACIOUS,
642
00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:33,197
BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S THRILLED
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.
643
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,630
- [scoffs] COME ON.
YOU'RE WRONG.
644
00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:37,103
HE THINKS YOU'RE TERRIFIC.
645
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,570
- OH. JUST NOT RIGHT
FOR HIS SON.
646
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:46,327
- BABY, [sighs]
HE WORSHIPS MY MOTHER.
647
00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:50,403
OKAY, NO WOMAN
IS EVER GONNA COMPARE TO HER.
648
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,970
BUT I THINK SHOWING UP
WITH THAT GIFT TODAY
649
00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:53,397
SCORED YOU MAJOR POINTS.
650
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,600
- WELL, GOOD.
651
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,970
'CAUSE I'D HATE
TO THINK
652
00:26:55,967 --> 00:26:58,067
THAT ALL THIS MANUAL LABOR
WAS JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.
653
00:26:58,067 --> 00:27:00,227
- LOOK AT YOU.
654
00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:03,303
WHO'D KNOW A LITTLE TOP MODEL
COULD PRIME A WALL LIKE THAT?
655
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:05,900
- OH, ONE
OF MY MANY HIDDEN TALENTS.
656
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:08,070
- THERE'S SO MUCH
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
657
00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:10,267
- THAT'S GOOD.
- [laughs]
658
00:27:10,267 --> 00:27:11,967
- I MEAN, I THINK WE SHOULD
ALWAYS BE LEARNING STUFF
659
00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:13,297
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
660
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:15,230
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BORING
OUR LIVES WOULD BE
661
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,603
IF WE JUST KNEW
EVERY SINGLE DETAIL?
662
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,900
- YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
663
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,370
I JUST FEEL HORRIBLE
664
00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:25,267
ABOUT NOT REMEMBERING WHAT
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
665
00:27:25,267 --> 00:27:27,697
- IT'S JUST ALWAYS BEEN HARD
FOR ME TO OPEN UP ABOUT IT.
666
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:31,070
AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOT
PAYING ATTENTION TO ME
667
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,527
JUST MAKES IT EVEN HARDER.
668
00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:34,073
- I AM.
669
00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:36,927
HEY, HONESTLY.
670
00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:40,633
- IT'S JUST, I HAVE ALWAYS
JUST KEPT MY FEELINGS
671
00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:42,673
BOTTLED UP INSIDE.
672
00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:45,167
KEPT MY PAIN TO MYSELF.
673
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:46,567
- WELL, YOU NEED
TO BE OPEN WITH ME.
674
00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:48,297
WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING.
675
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,330
- YEAH, WELL,
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
676
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:53,273
I'M STILL LEARNING
HOW TO DO THAT.
677
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,233
- CAROLINE, I KNEW
YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN.
678
00:27:57,233 --> 00:28:00,073
- ONLY TOOK YOU SIX MONTHS
TO CALL ME BACK.
679
00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:02,567
- I WAS IN HONG KONG,
SHOOTING A MOVIE.
680
00:28:02,567 --> 00:28:05,367
- NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT
AFTER OUR LAST DATE.
681
00:28:05,367 --> 00:28:07,197
YOU SAID YOU'D CALL ME BACK
AFTER THAT.
682
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,700
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
683
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:10,130
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY, THAT YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN.
684
00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:11,503
- NO. NO WAY.
685
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,200
I MUST HAVE JUST GOTTEN CONFUSED
ABOUT HOW WE LEFT THINGS.
686
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,900
- ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT
TO PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF?
687
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,600
- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
688
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,500
- I DON'T KNOW.
I KIND OF THOUGHT WE HAD FUN.
689
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,070
- WE DID.
WE DEFINITELY DID.
690
00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:24,327
- [titters]
691
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,173
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY
YOU HAD ME OVER HERE, RIGHT?
692
00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:28,327
- YES, YES, ABSOLUTELY.
693
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,533
FOR SURE.
- MM.
694
00:28:30,533 --> 00:28:33,133
- DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME
THAT I LEANT YOU THAT GREEN
695
00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:34,773
TO PAY YOUR RENT?
HOW I HELPED YOU OUT WITH THAT?
696
00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:36,797
- YEAH, YEAH, 1,000 BUCKS.
697
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,730
THAT WAS SO NICE OF YOU.
- [chuckles]
698
00:28:38,733 --> 00:28:40,433
- REMEMBER HOW I THANKED YOU?
699
00:28:40,433 --> 00:28:43,573
- YEAH. THAT MADE ME WANT
TO BE A BANKER.
700
00:28:43,567 --> 00:28:46,127
YOU PAID ME BACK, RIGHT?
701
00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:47,603
- YEAH, OF COURSE, EVERY CENT.
702
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,130
- YOU DID?
703
00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,673
- WHAT?
YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT EITHER?
704
00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:52,167
- IT'S THE JET LAG
FROM HONG KONG.
705
00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:54,467
MY MIND'S STILL IN A FOG.
706
00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,597
BUT LISTEN,
IS THERE ANY WAY
707
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,270
THAT YOU THINK
YOU CAN LOAN ME A THOUSAND?
708
00:29:00,267 --> 00:29:01,867
JUST UNTIL I GET PAID
FOR THIS MOVIE?
709
00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,127
- OH, COME ON. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE HITTING IT BIG TIME.
710
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:04,533
YOU SAID YOU WERE BLOWING UP.
711
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:06,603
- NO, I AM. IT'S JUST A BRIDGE
UNTIL I GET THIS PILOT.
712
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,230
- OH, YOU'RE UP FOR A PILOT?
- YEAH.
713
00:29:09,233 --> 00:29:10,403
IT'S THE LEAD.
714
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,830
A HOT-SHOT BEVERLY HILLS LAWYER.
715
00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:15,503
- MM. I BET YOU LOOK SEXY
IN A SUIT.
716
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,600
- AND EVEN SEXIER WITHOUT IT.
717
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,070
- MM, TEMPTING OFFER.
718
00:29:20,067 --> 00:29:23,127
BUT I'M DUE BACK AT WORK.
719
00:29:23,133 --> 00:29:27,773
- SO, ABOUT THAT ADVANCE?
720
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:30,197
- YEAH, SURE.
721
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,600
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK.
IS THAT OKAY?
722
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,100
- THAT'S MORE THAN OKAY.
723
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,700
AND WE'LL CELEBRATE
THE PILOT AT RUMOUR FOR DINNER.
724
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:38,270
I PROMISE.
- I KNOW.
725
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:46,073
[school bell rings]
726
00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:47,567
- WE DID IT.
[squeals]
727
00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:49,067
- SHHH. NOT SO LOUD.
728
00:29:49,067 --> 00:29:50,727
- OUR PLAN WORKED BRILLIANTLY.
729
00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:51,833
- YOU MEAN MY PLAN.
730
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,103
- YEAH, OKAY, WHAT-EVS.
731
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,170
I NAILED IT.
732
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,127
MY DAD IS GONNA BE EATING
HIS WORDS
733
00:29:56,133 --> 00:30:00,373
WHILE WE SIP MAI TAIS IN MAUI.
[squeals]
734
00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:01,567
- I PUT YOUR SONG UP ON MY PAGE,
735
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,927
AND SOMEHOW
IT GOT SPREAD AROUND SCHOOL.
736
00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:05,403
I'M SORRY, LOREN.
737
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,230
- IT'S OKAY, ADAM.
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM.
738
00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:08,873
- I PUT COOL STUFF UP THERE
ALL THE TIME,
739
00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:11,267
AND IT GETS, LIKE, EIGHT HITS.
- AND SIX OF THOSE ARE ME.
740
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,127
- BUT THIS THING CAUGHT FIRE.
PEOPLE LIKE IT.
741
00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,433
- REALLY?
742
00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:15,773
OR IS IT JUST LIKE THOSE
AMERICAN IDOL AUDITIONS
743
00:30:15,767 --> 00:30:17,897
WHERE PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE
THE DORKS FALL ON THEIR FACE?
744
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,070
- I CAN'T SAY.
745
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,167
I TOOK DOWN THE COMMENTS SECTION
746
00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:22,167
AFTER A NASTY EPISODE
OF TOP CHEF.
747
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:24,097
SOME PEOPLE HAVE
SO MUCH ANGER IN 'EM.
748
00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,270
IT'S JUST COOKING, YOU KNOW?
- ADAM, FOCUS.
749
00:30:25,267 --> 00:30:26,667
- RIGHT.
750
00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:28,997
SO I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
IT'S THE DORK THING OR NOT.
751
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
BUT I LIKED THE SONG,
AND IT'S NOT REALLY MY GENRE.
752
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,970
- THANKS.
753
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:36,427
AND SEEING ADRIANA'S FACE WHEN
PEOPLE WERE FAWNING OVER ME
754
00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:37,873
KIND OF MADE IT ALL WORTHWHILE.
755
00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:40,897
- THAT WAS PRICELESS.
EHH!
756
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,530
HEY, NOW THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS,
MAYBE YOU CAN SING AT THE DANCE.
757
00:30:43,533 --> 00:30:45,233
- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
758
00:30:45,233 --> 00:30:46,533
THE SCHOOL CAN'T AFFORD ME.
759
00:30:46,533 --> 00:30:48,173
I HAVE LIKE 300 HITS
ON ADAM'S PAGE.
760
00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:49,927
I'M SO FAMOUS.
- [valley girl] "SO FAMOUS."
761
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,003
- MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
PLEASE.
762
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,330
I NEED ALL STUDENTS
763
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,603
IN MR. STEPHENS' THIRD PERIOD
PRE-CALCULUS CLASS
764
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,930
TO RETURN
TO THEIR CLASSROOM IMMEDIATELY.
765
00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:58,073
THANK YOU.
766
00:30:58,067 --> 00:30:59,527
- OH, PHIL, WHAT'S GOING ON?
767
00:30:59,533 --> 00:31:01,133
WHY IS MS. NOLAN
CALLING US BACK?
768
00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:03,073
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT YOU BETTER GO.
769
00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:05,427
- WH--YOU GOT RID OF THAT TEST
THAT I GAVE YOU, RIGHT?
770
00:31:05,433 --> 00:31:07,333
THE ONE WITH THE ANSWERS?
- NO, IT'S IN MY PURSE.
771
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,073
- YOU MIGHT WANT
TO GET RID OF IT. NOW.
772
00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,927
- OH.
773
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,770
- IT'S A GOOD JOB.
YOU GUYS CAN TAKE FIVE.
774
00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:28,067
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW DIFFERENT
THIS PLACE LOOKS ALREADY.
775
00:31:28,067 --> 00:31:30,967
- [sighs]
I KNOW. I KNOW.
776
00:31:30,967 --> 00:31:32,327
THANK YOU GUYS, REALLY.
777
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:35,073
I KNOW YOU HAVE BUSY SCHEDULES
AND YOU TOOK THE TIME,
778
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,927
SO I-I APPRECIATE IT.
- NO, COME ON.
779
00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:38,773
HOW OFTEN DO WE GET
TO PLAY WITH POWER TOOLS?
780
00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:40,867
AND I GOT TO ADMIT
THAT I LOVE SPACKLING.
781
00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:42,397
- [laughs]
- IT WAS GREAT.
782
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,570
I HAVEN'T GOT MY HANDS DIRTY IN,
LIKE, FOREVER.
783
00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:47,667
- MM, GOOD HANDS.
THOSE ARE GOOD HANDS.
784
00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:49,427
THEY'RE LIKE, UM,
HANDYMAN GIRL HANDS.
785
00:31:49,433 --> 00:31:50,873
- THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING.
786
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:53,797
I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BECAUSE
OF THE ROUGH CONSTRUCTION HANDS.
787
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,300
CHECK 'EM OUT.
- [laughs]
788
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,130
- YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS,
789
00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,173
BUT I COULD ACTUALLY VISUALIZE
790
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:01,567
WHAT THIS PLACE
IS GONNA LOOK LIKE TONIGHT.
791
00:32:01,567 --> 00:32:03,167
- YEAH, IT'S SPECTACULAR.
792
00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:04,667
- MM, YEAH.
793
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,697
WOULD HAVE NEVER COME TOGETHER
WITHOUT YOU.
794
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:08,770
- ALL WE DID WAS PROVIDE
A LITTLE MORAL SUPPORT.
795
00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:10,227
- AND SOME CAULKING.
796
00:32:10,233 --> 00:32:13,233
- YEAH, AND CAULKING, YEAH.
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE CAULKING.
797
00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,733
MM.
798
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,703
SORRY ABOUT MY FREAKING OUT
EARLIER.
799
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,930
- AW, COME ON, POP.
800
00:32:18,933 --> 00:32:21,433
IF YOU CAN'T FREAK OUT ON ME,
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
801
00:32:21,433 --> 00:32:24,073
- STRAITJACKET AND A NET.
802
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,067
[laughter]
- EXACTLY.
803
00:32:26,067 --> 00:32:28,497
- SO, CHLOE,
WERE YOU CLOSE TO YOUR PARENTS?
804
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,130
YOUR MOM ANYWAY, RIGHT?
805
00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:32,533
'CAUSE YOU WERE REALLY YOUNG
WHEN YOUR FATHER PASSED?
806
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,133
YOU SAY YOU WERE SIX?
807
00:32:34,133 --> 00:32:35,203
- EIGHT.
- EIGHT.
808
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,800
- YEAH.
- RIGHT.
809
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,470
WELL, ANYWAY,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE COMFORTABLE
810
00:32:39,467 --> 00:32:41,527
WITH US
TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
811
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:44,073
- WELL, THANK YOU
FOR MAKING ME FEEL COMFORTABLE.
812
00:32:44,067 --> 00:32:46,627
UH, I WASN'T CLOSE
WITH MY PARENTS.
813
00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:49,573
SO I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY JEALOUS
OF WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE TOGETHER.
814
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,967
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
815
00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:54,327
ENOUGH STALLING.
LET'S GET THIS PLACE FINISHED.
816
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:55,773
- I KNOW.
817
00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:58,967
I GOT ABOUT 40 BOXES OF BAR
GLASSES TO UNPACK STILL. SO--
818
00:32:58,967 --> 00:33:00,167
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
819
00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:02,597
[cell phone rings]
- OH.
820
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,170
EXCUSE ME.
821
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,367
[flat]
WHAT?
822
00:33:07,367 --> 00:33:08,627
- I NEED TO SEE YOU.
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
823
00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:11,973
AND DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT SAYING NO.
824
00:33:11,967 --> 00:33:13,367
- UH, IT'S HANNA.
825
00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:16,297
BOY PROBLEMS.
[laughs]
826
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,070
UH, THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME.
827
00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:20,767
- AM I INTERRUPTING
SOME ROMANTIC WHOLESOME CRAP?
828
00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:22,067
- EXACTLY.
829
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,297
- DITCH HIM AND GET OVER HERE.
830
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,670
THAT'S NOT A REQUEST.
831
00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,597
- JUST TELL ME
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
832
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,530
- IT'S A MATTER
OF LIFE AND DEATH.
833
00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:29,833
FOR BOTH OF US.
834
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:33,073
MY PLACE, RIGHT NOW.
AND DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.
835
00:33:33,067 --> 00:33:35,727
- HELLO?
836
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:38,833
- WHAT'S WRONG?
837
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,633
- OH, [laughs]
IT'S JUST HANNA.
838
00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:42,073
YOU KNOW, BOY PROBLEMS.
839
00:33:42,067 --> 00:33:43,797
BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HER.
AGAIN.
840
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,600
BUT SHE REALLY WANTS ME TO
GO OVER AND HELP CONSOLE HER.
841
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,900
- WE CAN FINISH UP HERE.
842
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:50,070
- YOU SURE?
- YES, OF COURSE.
843
00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,467
IF SHE NEEDS YOU,
GO BE WITH HER.
844
00:33:51,467 --> 00:33:53,067
ME AND DAD GOT THIS.
845
00:33:53,067 --> 00:33:55,367
- YEAH. NO.
SURE, WE GOT IT.
846
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,627
NOT A PROBLEM.
847
00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:57,673
GO AHEAD.
GO AHEAD, OUT.
848
00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:58,767
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
849
00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,967
- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
850
00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:03,727
- OKAY, THANKS FOR THE GIFT.
851
00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:07,103
- NO PROBLEM.
[giggles]
852
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,430
[knocks on counter]
853
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:12,533
- WHAT?
854
00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:15,433
- HAVEN'T SAID A WORD.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
855
00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:19,833
I CAN TELL YOU'RE THINKING--
YOUR BROW'S ALL CROOKED.
856
00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:22,703
- I AM JUST SURPRISED
ABOUT THE FACT
857
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:25,530
THAT YOU HAVE ZERO RECOLLECTION
858
00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:28,303
ON CHLOE'S PARENTS
AND THEIR DEATH.
859
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,270
YOU'RE USUALLY AN ELEPHANT
ABOUT THESE THINGS.
860
00:34:30,267 --> 00:34:31,627
- I KNOW. I JUST--
861
00:34:31,633 --> 00:34:32,873
I DON'T KNOW.
862
00:34:32,867 --> 00:34:35,327
MAYBE I DIDN'T PAY
CLOSE ENOUGH ATTENTION.
863
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,073
I DIDN'T KNOW IF
THE RELATIONSHIP WAS GONNA LAST.
864
00:34:37,067 --> 00:34:38,627
BUT, TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT?
865
00:34:38,633 --> 00:34:40,703
I'M COMMITTING IT ALL
TO MEMORY NOW.
866
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,400
- ME TOO.
867
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,970
- ALL RIGHT.
LOOK...
868
00:34:44,967 --> 00:34:47,897
KNOWING THAT CHLOE SURVIVED
THROUGH THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES,
869
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,470
IT JUST MAKES ME LOVE HER MORE.
870
00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:51,567
- ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IT?
871
00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,767
- THAT WAS FAST.
NO TRAFFIC?
872
00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:55,367
- YOU SAID IT WAS LIFE OR DEATH.
873
00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:57,097
YOU SHOULD BE BLEEDING
ON THE FLOOR, RIGHT NOW.
874
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,170
OR YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE.
875
00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:00,467
YOU MADE ME BAIL
ON EDDIE AND MAX.
876
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,803
- WHAT IS THIS?
THE ACADEMY AWARDS?
877
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,270
- JUST OPEN IT.
878
00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:08,327
- [sighs]
879
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,373
OH, MY GOD.
880
00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:10,967
REALLY?
YOU'RE GETTING EVICTED?
881
00:35:10,967 --> 00:35:12,397
IT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY.
882
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,700
- IF I LOSE MY APARTMENT,
I'LL HAVE NO PLACE TO GO.
883
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,600
UNLESS YOU PUT ME UP.
884
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,270
- NOT EVEN A POSSIBILITY.
885
00:35:18,267 --> 00:35:19,967
- WELL, HOW MUCH
IS IT WORTH TO YOU?
886
00:35:19,967 --> 00:35:21,867
- TELL ME, HOW MUCH
IS IT WORTH TO YOU?
887
00:35:21,867 --> 00:35:24,797
- 5 GRAND.
888
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,227
[bike bell dings]
889
00:35:28,233 --> 00:35:29,803
- WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
890
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,330
DO YOU THINK MAYBE
HE GAVE US THE WRONG TEST?
891
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:34,933
- NO. SOMEBODY PROBABLY JUST
FORGOT TO PUT THEIR NAME ON IT.
892
00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:37,303
OR SOME OTHER STUPID MISTAKE.
893
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,800
- [clears throat]
- IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION
894
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,700
THAT AT LEAST ONE STUDENT
IN THIS CLASS
895
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:44,670
CHEATED ON THIS EXAM.
896
00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:48,067
AS YOU ALL KNOW, OUR SCHOOL
HAS A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY
897
00:35:48,067 --> 00:35:49,267
ON CHEATING.
898
00:35:49,267 --> 00:35:51,927
WHEN THE GUILTY PARTY
OR PARTIES ARE IDENTIFIED,
899
00:35:51,933 --> 00:35:54,633
THEY WILL BE EXPELLED.
900
00:35:54,633 --> 00:35:57,833
- SOMEBODY'S GONNA KISS COLLEGE
BYE-BYE.
901
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:02,127
- SO AFTER OUR LAST MEETING,
902
00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:03,673
I WENT BACK TO SEE HER LAWYER.
903
00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:06,727
I LAID OUT FOR HIM HOW HE
DEFINITELY DOES NOT WANT
904
00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,473
TO FIGHT THIS OUT IN COURT.
905
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:11,097
UNFORTUNATELY,
HE CALLED MY BLUFF.
906
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:14,230
THEY ARE GOING TO FILE
THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUIT
907
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:16,303
UNLESS YOU PONY UP MORE CASH.
908
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,570
- I CAN'T AFFORD
WHAT THEY'RE ASKING.
909
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,497
- BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO FIND IT SOMEWHERE.
910
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,170
CHECK YOUR COUCH CUSHIONS,
911
00:36:22,167 --> 00:36:25,767
'CAUSE THEY WILL TAKE THIS
PUBLIC UNLESS YOU PAY UP.
912
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,467
- WHAT'S MY ALTERNATIVE?
- YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.
913
00:36:27,467 --> 00:36:29,967
BUT YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANT
THIS TO GET ANY FURTHER.
914
00:36:29,967 --> 00:36:31,967
- THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING
YOU FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS.
915
00:36:31,967 --> 00:36:33,697
[scoffs]
916
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,400
- BUT YOU ARE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME.
917
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,670
ONCE SHE FILES THIS LAWSUIT,
918
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:40,497
YOUR CLINIC AND YOUR PARTNERS
ARE ALL SUED AS WELL.
919
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,770
SO I STRONGLY SUGGEST
920
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,827
THAT YOU USE
WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY
921
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:47,173
TO KEEP THIS WOMAN QUIET.
- I UNDERSTAND.
922
00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:49,067
- ONE MORE THING, DON.
923
00:36:49,067 --> 00:36:51,467
PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA NOT
TO DATE ANYONE ELSE IN THIS--
924
00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:53,267
- I GET IT, I GET IT.
925
00:36:53,267 --> 00:36:55,497
I'LL LET YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH WE CAN OFFER.
926
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:59,470
OKAY?
927
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,527
THANKS.
- MM-HMM.
928
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,203
- [sighs]
- I DON'T--
929
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,670
I'M SORRY,
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT,
930
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,067
BUT I JUST NEED YOUR SIGNATURE.
931
00:37:07,067 --> 00:37:09,297
- COME IN.
- OKAY.
932
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:18,103
- I WAS THINKING.
933
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:20,570
YOU KNOW WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT
OVER BREAKFAST?
934
00:37:20,567 --> 00:37:22,067
- OUR KIDS?
935
00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:23,427
- NO. ABOUT US HAVING DINNER
TOGETHER.
936
00:37:23,433 --> 00:37:24,503
- OH.
937
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,070
- I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD--
938
00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:27,667
- CHANGE MY MIND?
939
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,467
- YEAH.
TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
940
00:37:29,467 --> 00:37:31,067
- UH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
941
00:37:31,067 --> 00:37:33,097
DINNER IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE MEALS.
942
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:35,370
- MINE TOO.
UNLESS I HAVE TO EAT IT ALONE.
943
00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:36,697
- AND I HATE TO THINK
944
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:38,130
THAT YOU WERE EATING DINNER
ALONE SOMEWHERE
945
00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:40,473
WHEN I WAS EATING DINNER ALONE
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN. SO--
946
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:41,727
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
947
00:37:41,733 --> 00:37:43,703
- YEAH,
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT, UM,
948
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:46,570
YOU THINK THAT TWO GROWN ADULTS
CAN SIT DOWN
949
00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:49,297
AND ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY
AND A NICE MEAL
950
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,570
WITHOUT BRINGING UNNECESSARY
TENSION TO THE WORKPLACE?
951
00:37:51,567 --> 00:37:54,067
- I THINK IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.
952
00:37:54,067 --> 00:37:56,897
- YEAH.
I THINK IT HAS.
953
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,430
- TYLER, I DON'T WALK AROUND
954
00:37:58,433 --> 00:38:00,733
WITH $5,000 IN CASH
IN MY POCKET.
955
00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:02,803
- YOU CAN GET IT.
- NOT RIGHT NOW.
956
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,070
- I NEED TO PAY MY RENT.
957
00:38:04,067 --> 00:38:05,397
- AND YOU JUST REALIZED THAT,
958
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,900
WHEN I HAVE
TO GO GET READY FOR TONIGHT?
959
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,130
- OH, YEAH.
960
00:38:08,133 --> 00:38:10,903
TONIGHT'S MAX'S
A-LIST CLUB OPENING.
961
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,570
YOU SURE YOU CAN'T GET ME IN?
962
00:38:12,567 --> 00:38:14,697
- YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THERE.
963
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,230
- YOU MEAN,
YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME THERE.
964
00:38:16,233 --> 00:38:17,603
- THERE'S A WHOLE
LONG LIST OF PEOPLE
965
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,800
WHO DON'T WANT YOU TO BE THERE.
966
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,070
- YOU ARE SO SEXY
WHEN YOU'RE MEAN.
967
00:38:21,067 --> 00:38:23,167
- TYLER, I HONESTLY
AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN,
968
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,597
BUT YOU JUST BRING IT OUT IN ME.
969
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,070
- THAT'S BECAUSE WE CAN BE
OUR TRUE SELVES
970
00:38:26,067 --> 00:38:27,467
AROUND EACH OTHER.
971
00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:30,697
AND YOUR TRUE SELF IS...MEAN.
972
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:31,900
- OH, LOOK,
I'LL TRY TO HELP YOU
973
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:33,970
WITH YOUR POVERTY PROBLEM
TOMORROW.
974
00:38:33,967 --> 00:38:35,297
I HAVE TO GO.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
975
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,070
ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE TO GO?
976
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:42,367
- OKAY, SO YOU WANT $5,000,
977
00:38:42,367 --> 00:38:44,667
AN INVITE TO A V.I.P. PARTY,
978
00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:46,467
AND SEX?
979
00:38:46,467 --> 00:38:48,927
- IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE IN THAT ORDER.
980
00:38:48,933 --> 00:38:52,673
- OH, TYLER.
981
00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:55,327
OH.
982
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,973
- * UNDER COVER
983
00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:00,627
* I CAN MAKE OR BREAK YOU
984
00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:02,103
* BABY, LET ME TAKE YOU
985
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,070
- I'M SO GLAD YOU GOT TO SEE
CHLOE IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT.
986
00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:05,667
- YEAH.
987
00:39:05,667 --> 00:39:07,597
YOU KNOW,
SMEARED WITH GLUE AND PAINT,
988
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,070
SHE'S A TOTAL KNOCKOUT.
989
00:39:09,067 --> 00:39:11,067
- [laughs]
RIGHT?
990
00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:13,727
SHE'S NOT ALL
ABOUT APPEARANCE, DAD.
991
00:39:13,733 --> 00:39:15,403
- I KNOW, IT'S JUST THAT,
IN THIS BUSINESS,
992
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,070
SOMETIMES IT'S VERY HARD
TO SEPARATE,
993
00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:19,197
YOU KNOW, WHO'S IN IT...
994
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,470
FOR WHATEVER REASON
995
00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:22,467
AND WHO'S REALLY GOT YOUR BACK,
YOU KNOW?
996
00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:25,297
- YEAH.
I KNOW CHLOE'S GOT MY BACK.
997
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:28,600
UH, EVEN WHEN WE MET ON THE SET,
I WASN'T A STAR.
998
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,200
I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE MY CAREER
WAS GOING,
999
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,230
OR IF I WAS EVEN GONNA
HAVE A CAREER.
1000
00:39:32,233 --> 00:39:34,873
SHE JUST LIKED ME FOR ME.
1001
00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:37,897
AND THEN...MOM DIED.
1002
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:40,330
I WAS A MESS.
1003
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,733
- YEAH, I KNOW.
1004
00:39:41,733 --> 00:39:45,403
I WISH, SOMETIMES,
I COULD TURN BACK THE CLOCK
1005
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,830
AND BE THERE FOR YOU,
YOU KNOW, AS A FATHER.
1006
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,233
BUT I WAS REALLY HURTING TOO.
1007
00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:53,403
I-I HAD NO IDEA WHAT
I WAS DOING.
1008
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,830
- I KNOW.
1009
00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:57,603
BUT SHE DID.
1010
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,300
AND SHE PULLED ME THROUGH THAT.
1011
00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:03,070
AND I'LL OWE HER FOR THAT.
ALWAYS.
1012
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,997
- YOU KNOW,
IF SHE REALLY LOVES YOU,
1013
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,170
YOU DON'T OWE HER ANYTHING.
1014
00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:10,997
- EXCEPT THAT BIG ROCK
I GOT LOCKED IN MY HOME SAFE.
1015
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,400
- YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA KEEP THAT
LOCKED FOREVER?
1016
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,300
- NO.
1017
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,130
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
1018
00:40:17,133 --> 00:40:18,403
- YEAH?
- BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
1019
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,870
- OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHY THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
1020
00:40:20,867 --> 00:40:22,827
- [laughs]
YOU REMEMBER HOW
1021
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:23,973
I ALWAYS USED
TO LOVE THE STORY
1022
00:40:23,967 --> 00:40:26,727
OF HOW YOU PROPOSED TO MOM?
- UH-HUH. YEAH.
1023
00:40:26,733 --> 00:40:30,303
YOU USED TO MAKE HER TELL IT
TO YOU OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
1024
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,300
- YEAH, 'CAUSE IT WAS JUST
SUCH A PURE EXPRESSION
1025
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,900
OF LOVE--
LIKE A SONG.
1026
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,830
- YEAH.
1027
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,533
I DON'T THINK
I EVER WROTE A SONG
1028
00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:41,103
THAT MEANT MORE
TO ME THAN THAT MOMENT.
1029
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:43,400
THAT WAS--
THAT WAS SOMETHING.
1030
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,730
- YEAH.
1031
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:48,173
SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE
I COULD HAVE THAT SAME MOMENT.
1032
00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:50,697
- YEAH?
YOU WANT TO PROPOSE ON A STAGE?
1033
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,200
- YEAH.
WELL, KIND OF.
1034
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,130
I DON'T PLAY ANYWHERE
FOR A WHILE.
1035
00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:59,073
BUT I WAS THINKING...
1036
00:40:59,067 --> 00:41:02,527
- WHAT, HERE?
1037
00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:06,133
- TONIGHT.
1038
00:41:06,133 --> 00:41:08,073
ON THIS STAGE.
1039
00:41:08,067 --> 00:41:14,397
- * DON'T YOU WANT ME TO STAY *
1040
00:41:14,447 --> 00:41:18,997
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