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[upbeat dance music]
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**
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT.
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- WHAT WAS THE POINT
OF MAKING THE VIDEO
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IF YOU WEREN'T
GOING TO SEND IT IN?
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- I WAS JUST WARMING UP.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT YOU WERE RECORDING!
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I WASN'T EVEN DONE
WITH THE SONG.
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DID YOU NOT NOTICE
THAT I WAS HUMMING MY WAY
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THROUGH SOME OF
THE SECOND VERSE?
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- I-I THOUGHT THAT WAS CUTE!
EDDIE WILL TOO.
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- EDDIE? OH, MY GOD,
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
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MEL, GET THAT SONG BACK!
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- I CAN'T,
IT'S IN CYBERSPACE.
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- GET IT OUT OF THERE!
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- WELL, I CAN'T,
IT'S THE INTERNET.
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ONCE IT'S OUT THERE,
IT'S JUST--
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- WE JUST SENT IT, OKAY?
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THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY
TO UN-SEND IT.
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- DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW COMPUTERS WORK, LOREN?
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- DO YOU?
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- I KNOW THERE'S
NO "UNSEND" BUTTON.
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- MEL, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
OKAY, AND YOU KNOW THAT,
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BUT YOU ARE PUTTING
OUR FRIENDSHIP
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IN TOTAL JEOPARDY
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
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NOBODY ELSE
CAN HEAR THAT SONG,
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ESPECIALLY NOT EDDIE DURAN!
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THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING!
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MEL, GET THAT SONG BACK
RIGHT NOW.
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- OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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MAYBE THERE'S, LIKE, A CANCEL--
[computer beeps]
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AH.
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
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- A PING.
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- AN EMAIL PING?
- YEAH.
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IT'S A CONFIRMATION.
THEY GOT YOUR SONG.
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YAY!
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- YOU ARE SO DEAD!
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- CHLOE, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING
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FOR A LONG TIME.
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- WHAT?
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- WHAT DO YOU PREFER,
MY PECS OR MY ABS?
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- OH, MY GOD,
YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL.
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- WHAT? I'M JOKING.
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- NO, YOU'RE NOT,
I KNOW YOU.
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YOU HONESTLY
WANT ME TO TELL YOU
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WHAT MY FAVORITE PART
OF YOUR BODY IS.
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- YOU SOUND MAD.
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- I'M NOT MAD,
I-I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED.
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YOUR ABS.
- [laughs]
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- DEFINITELY YOUR ABS.
- I KNEW IT.
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[doorbell chimes]
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- WAS THAT THE DOORBELL?
- CHLOE, RELAX.
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IT'S PROBABLY SOME KID
SELLING CANDY BARS
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OR MAGAZINES.
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- AT THIS HOUR?
WHAT IF IT'S EDDIE?
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- WE'D HEAR
THE PAPARAZZI SHOUTING.
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CHLOE, JUST RELAX.
THEY'LL GO AWAY.
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COME BACK TO BED.
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COME ON.
SEE?
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THEY'RE GONE.
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[rock music]
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**
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- CHLOE?
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[upbeat pop]
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**
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CHLOE?
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BABY?
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BABY?
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CHLOE?
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- OH, EDDIE.
- HEY.
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- GOD, YOU SCARED ME.
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- I'M SORRY,
I RANG THE BELL TWICE.
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- OH,
I-I DIDN'T HEAR IT.
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- WERE YOU SLEEPING?
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- YEAH,
I MUST'VE NODDED OFF.
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I WISH
YOU'D CALLED FIRST.
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- OH, I'M SORRY.
I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
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- OH, WELL,
YOU DEFINITELY DID.
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- DID YOU FORGET
YOU GAVE ME A KEY?
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- OF COURSE NOT.
[chuckles nervously]
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- ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU'RE SWEATING.
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- UM, YEAH, NO,
I-I DON'T SWEAT, I GLISTEN.
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- WELL, YOU'RE GLISTENING
ALL OVER YOUR NECK.
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YOU HAVE A FEVER?
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- UH, YEAH,
I-I THINK SO.
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THAT MUST BE
WHY I FELL ASLEEP SO EARLY.
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- OH, GOD, I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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- NOT NOW
THAT YOU'RE HERE.
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LOOK, I LOVE THAT
YOU JUST CAME OVER,
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BUT, UM, I-I THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE WORKING.
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UM, HOW WAS THE MEETING
WITH THE DIRECTOR?
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- IT WAS OKAY.
[chuckles]
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THEN I STARTED
WRITING NEW TUNES,
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AND I REALIZED
I NEEDED SOME INSPIRATION--
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YOU.
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- [laughs]
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- SO PHIL HAS BEEN
DOING EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN
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TO IMPRESS ME.
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YEAH, NO, FIRST,
HE TOOK ME TO DINNER AT RUMOUR,
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AND THEN HE GOT ME THE MOST
SMASHING PAIR OF EARRINGS.
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NICOLE, IT WAS
THE MOST PERFECT NIGHT,
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UNTIL MY DAD CAME
AND SCORCHED IT.
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LIKE, OKAY, NO,
HE KICKED PHIL OUT.
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LIKE, HE LITERALLY
CHASED HIM OUT THE DOOR
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LIKE HE WAS A RODENT.
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[sighs]
NO, I SERIOUSLY
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CANNOT WAIT TO GET OUT
OF THIS HOUSE.
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WHAT?
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[laughs] NO, WE WERE JUST,
LIKE, FOOLING AROUND.
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IT WASN'T, LIKE,
A MONDO DEAL OR ANYTHING.
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UH...ACTUALLY, NO,
WE--WE HAVEN'T YET.
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NO, I-I TOLD PHIL
THAT I WANTED TO WAIT
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FOR OUR SPRING BREAK
TRIP TO HAWAII.
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YEAH.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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NO, MY DAD THINKS
I'M GOING WITH YOU AND REMI,
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BUT IT'S JUST GONNA BE
ME AND PHIL.
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SO ROMANTIC, RIGHT?
[giggles]
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[phone line clicks]
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OH, I-I GOTTA GO.
BYE.
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- EXACTLY WHAT
IT SOUNDS LIKE, DON.
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THEY REFUSED OUR OFFER.
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- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
YOU SAID IT WAS A SURE THING!
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THOSE WERE YOUR WORDS, BRIAN.
"A SURE THING."
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- WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I HONESTLY THOUGHT,
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BUT WE NEED TO COME UP
WITH A PLAN B, DON.
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- YES, WE SURE DO.
THIS CAN'T GET OUT.
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YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME
IF IT GETS OUT.
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- LET'S SIT DOWN AND TALK
THROUGH IT FACE-TO-FACE?
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- OKAY, COME TO MY HOUSE
IN HALF AN HOUR.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I'M JUST TRYING ON SANDALS
FOR TONIGHT.
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YOU LOOK STRESSED.
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ARE YOU IN
SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, DAD?
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- NO, IT'S NOTHING.
IT'S WORK RELATED.
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- IT DIDN'T SOUND
LIKE DOCTOR TALK.
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IT SOUNDED LIKE SOME KIND OF
LEGAL SITUAISH TO ME.
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- I'LL HANDLE IT.
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- OF COURSE YOU WILL.
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YOU HANDLE THINGS.
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- YOU KNOW, ADRIANA,
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EVERYTHING I DO--
THE LONG HOURS--
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EVERYTHING I HAVE--
THIS HOUSE, THE CARS,
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IT'S ALL FOR YOU.
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- IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME?
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- NO, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO MAKE YOU THINK
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ABOUT HOW SPOILED
AND UNGRATEFUL YOU CAN BE.
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ONE DAY,
AND IT MIGHT BE VERY SOON,
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YOU'RE IN FOR
A RUDE AWAKENING, KID.
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- I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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- YOU KEEP HANGING OUT
WITH THAT LOSER PHIL,
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YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN.
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- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL GO BACK TOMORROW,
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WE'LL SHOW HIM
SOME MORE MERCH,
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AND THEN YOU AND I
ARE GRADUATING TO THE BIG TIME.
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CAN YOU HANDLE THAT, RAY?
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- I-I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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I MEAN, I KINDA LIKE
WHAT WE GOT GOING ON OUR OWN.
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- OH, YOU LIKE GETTING
MINIMUM WAGE FOR OUR HARD WORK?
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- [sighs]
NO, BUT I MEAN,
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WE'RE DOING ALL RIGHT.
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- ALL RIGHT,
FORGET ABOUT THE MONEY.
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WE GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT
ACQUIRING GOODS.
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SELLING THEM
IS ANOTHER HEADACHE.
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YOU GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT GETTING JACKED
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OR THE COPS ROLLING UP.
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LET'S JUST LEAVE THE SELLING
TO COLORADO
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AND GET ON HIS PAYROLL.
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- YOUR THING'S
ALWAYS BEEN THOUGH, LIKE,
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N-NOT WANTING A JOB, RIGHT?
AND NOT WANTING A BOSS.
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- DAMN RIGHT.
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- SO NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA
GO COZY UP TO COLORADO?
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WHAT, YOU WANNA BE
HIS BOY?
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- THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS.
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- WELL,
THEN HOW IS IT, BRO?
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW
I'M NO ROCKET SURGEON,
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SO EXPLAIN IT TO ME EASY.
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- HE'S NOT OUR BOSS,
HE'S OUR DISTRIBUTOR.
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HE TAKES WHAT WE HAVE
AND HE SELLS IT
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TO WHAT THEY CALL
AN END USER.
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- WELL,
HOW'S HE MAKE MONEY?
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- BUYS A PHONE FROM US FOR $50,
HE SELLS IT FOR $100.
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- W-WHY DON'T WE
JUST SELL IT FOR $100?
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- YOU'RE NOT GETTING
THE WHOLE PICTURE HERE, RAY!
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- NO, I'M NOT, MAN,
ALL RIGHT?
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NOW I'M MORE CONFUSED
THAN EVER.
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- ALL RIGHT,
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CAN YOU JUST TRUST THAT THIS
IS A BETTER DEAL FOR US?
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HMM?
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- I THINK IT'S A BETTER DEAL
FOR YOU, PHIL.
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YOU GET STEADY MONEY,
GET TO KEEP YOUR GIRL HAPPY.
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I GET LESS MONEY AND I CAN
STILL GET PINCHED DOING A JOB.
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- [sighs]
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I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY
FOR THE BIG TIME.
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS HOW
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YOU ESTABLISH YOURSELF
FOR THE FUTURE.
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YOU WORK WITH A PLAYER
LIKE COLORADO.
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- LOOK, MAN--
- IT'S THE GAME.
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- I'LL WORK WITH HIM,
ALL RIGHT?
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BUT I DON'T WANT
TO WORK FOR HIM.
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- HE CAN OPEN BIG DOORS
FOR US.
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- I'M GONNA OPEN
MY OWN DAMN DOOR.
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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- RAY.
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RAY.
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COME BACK, R--
[car door shuts]
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RAY.
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YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE SMALL-TIME, RAY.
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SMALL-TIME!
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WHATEVER.
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- A LITTLE WINE...
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A LITTLE CANDLE LIGHT...
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- [laughs]
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- A LITTLE, UH,
TOFU VINDALOO.
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- ANOTHER ONE
OF MY FAVORITES.
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WHAT IS THIS,
THEME NIGHT?
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ARE WE WATCHING
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE LATER?
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- NAH, I THOUGHT
WE'D GO HARDCORE BOLLYWOOD...
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IF WE EVEN GET TO
WATCHING ANYTHING AT ALL.
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- UH-OH.
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[phone rings]
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[clears throat]
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[phone rings]
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IT'S KILLING YOU,
ISN'T IT?
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- IT'S NOT KILLING ME,
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BUT I AM LOSING FEELING
IN MY EXTREMITIES
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AND I THINK MY LEFT EYE
IS GOING BLIND.
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- [sighs]
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GO AHEAD, ANSWER IT.
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- NO.
232
00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:01,230
I'LL LET 'EM
CALL BACK LATER.
233
00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:04,173
- MM-MMM,
YOU'RE GONNA BE BUSY LATER.
234
00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,627
- NOW THAT'S
MY KIND OF BUSY.
235
00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:09,073
- [laughs]
236
00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:15,067
[phone continues ringing]
237
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,167
[phone dialing]
- PICK UP THIS TIME, LOREN,
238
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,397
PICK UP.
239
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,470
- HEY, IT'S LOREN.
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
240
00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:26,927
- HI, LOREN,
IT'S ME, AGAIN.
241
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,933
I'M SORRY.
I'M SO, SO, SO, SO SORRY.
242
00:09:29,933 --> 00:09:32,373
I THOUGHT
I WAS DOING THIS FOR YOU.
243
00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:35,397
THIS IS, LIKE, MY 13th MESSAGE,
BUT I'LL SAY IT AGAIN,
244
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,400
CALL ME.
245
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,330
[sighs]
246
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,630
- HEY, SWEETIE.
- HI.
247
00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,103
- WHAT'S WRONG?
248
00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,100
- [sighs]
THAT OBVIOUS, HUH?
249
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,200
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
KNOWN FOR YOUR POKER FACE.
250
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,130
WHAT'S GOING ON?
251
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,800
- WHOA,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
252
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,070
- I HAVE TO GO TO MELISSA'S
TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE.
253
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,397
- AGAIN? DIDN'T YOU GUYS
SAVE THE UNIVERSE LAST WEEK?
254
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,300
THAT MUST BE EXHAUSTING.
- THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL, MOM.
255
00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,330
- MM-MMM.
256
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,633
HONEY, NO.
YOU'VE GOT HOMEWORK.
257
00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:06,903
IT'S LATE.
258
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,430
- THIS IS SO MUCH
MORE IMPORTANT THAN HOMEWORK!
259
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,603
I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND!
260
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,100
- OKAY, SPILL IT.
261
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,830
- [sighs]
262
00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,703
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A SONG,
BUT IT'S NOWHERE NEAR DONE,
263
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,730
AND MELISSA SENT IT IN
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
264
00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:24,273
- SENT IT IN?
AS IN THE EDDIE DURAN CONTEST?
265
00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:25,327
- YES!
266
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,703
AND AT FIRST,
SHE LIED TO ME ABOUT IT
267
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,630
AND SAID THAT SHE HAD
DELETED IT WHEN SHE HADN'T,
268
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,973
AND THEN SHE SENDS IT IN
AFTER I JUST TOLD HER NOT TO.
269
00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,267
- WELL, SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT
IF SHE DIDN'T THINK
270
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,497
THE SONG WAS REALLY GOOD.
271
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,730
- IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT SHE THINKS, MOM.
272
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,533
IT WASN'T READY!
I WASN'T READY!
273
00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,273
AND I HAVE TO
GO TO MELISSA'S NOW!
274
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,727
- OKAY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA STRANGLE HER, ARE YOU?
275
00:10:39,733 --> 00:10:41,803
BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO BE AN ACCESSORY TO THAT.
276
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,930
- MOM,
STOP KIDDING AROUND!
277
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,273
I HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO FIX THIS...
278
00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:47,197
- OKAY.
- AND UNSEND THAT SONG, MOM!
279
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,830
- OKAY, WELL,
I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE,
280
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:51,333
BECAUSE ONCE IT GETS SENT OUT,
IT'S IN THE ETHER--IT'S THERE.
281
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,473
- OKAY, EVERYBODY'S AN EXPERT
ON THE INTERNET TODAY.
282
00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:55,427
THERE HAS TO BE
SOME SORT OF WAY.
283
00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,773
- OKAY,
THERE MAY BE,
284
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,467
BUT YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO MELISSA'S
285
00:10:58,467 --> 00:10:59,827
AT THIS HOUR
IN THAT STATE.
286
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:03,403
YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE.
PLEASE SIT.
287
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,400
- [sighs]
288
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,597
YOU REALIZE MY LIFE
IS OVER NOW, MOM?
289
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,530
COMPLETELY OVER.
290
00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,073
- I KNOW YOU'RE SELF-CONSCIOUS
ABOUT YOUR VOICE...
291
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,927
- WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY
I DIDN'T WANT THAT SONG SENT IN.
292
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,603
- BUT MEL AND I BOTH KNOW
293
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,930
THAT YOU'RE
A MUCH BETTER SINGER
294
00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:21,103
THAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF
CREDIT FOR.
295
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,970
- THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU GUYS TO SAY.
296
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,297
YOU'RE NOT THE ONES
WHO ARE GOING TO BE EMBARRASSED
297
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,830
IN FRONT OF EDDIE.
- MM.
298
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,103
- WHAT IF HE SEES IT
AND THINKS I'M A TOTAL LOSER?
299
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,430
- OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE GONNA
DRIVE YOURSELF CRAZY
300
00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:32,073
WITH ALL THESE WHAT-IFS.
301
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,067
OKAY, WHAT IF
SOMEONE HEARS YOUR SONG
302
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,227
AND THEY CAN'T STOP HUMMING IT
TO THEMSELVES ALL DAY?
303
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,233
- LIKE WHO?
304
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:39,403
- AND WHAT IF
EDDIE HEARS IT
305
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,600
AND HE THINKS
IT'S A MASTERPIECE?
306
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,800
- [sighs]
MOM, STOP.
307
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,900
- AND WHAT IF YOU ACTUALLY
WIN THAT CONTEST?
308
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,730
- WHAT IF I'M NOT
GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN?
309
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,303
- YOU'RE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
310
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,270
- [sighs]
I AM NOT, MOM.
311
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,627
- OH, HONEY,
WHEN YOU WERE TEN,
312
00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,633
YOU DID FIVE DRAFTS
OF THE BOOK REPORT
313
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,173
ON TALES OF
A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING.
314
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,367
- WHAT'S THE POINT
OF TRYING AT SOMETHING
315
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:56,927
IF YOU CAN'T
MAKE IT PERFECT?
316
00:11:56,933 --> 00:12:00,973
- BUT YOU CAN'T USE IT
AS AN EXCUSE TO NOT TRY,
317
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,527
TO NOT SHOW PEOPLE
WHAT YOU CAN DO,
318
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,303
TO NOT--
NOT TAKE A CHANCE.
319
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,670
- I CAN'T HELP IT.
320
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,067
- [sighs]
321
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:11,967
OH, HONEY,
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
322
00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:14,327
BUT IT MAKES ME
NINE KINDS OF SAD
323
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,073
THAT YOU DON'T THINK
YOU'RE HALF AS GREAT
324
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,827
AS I KNOW YOU ARE.
325
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:22,303
- THANKS, MOM.
326
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:26,500
- YOU KNOW,
MAYBE MELISSA DID YOU A FAVOR
327
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,730
BY SENDING IN THAT SONG.
328
00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:30,133
YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS,
329
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:33,073
MAYBE ONE DAY
YOU'LL EVEN THANK HER.
330
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:38,197
- I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND
WHY SHE'S SO MAD.
331
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,800
YOU KNOW, IT'S--
332
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,470
[sighs]
IT'S PERSONAL.
333
00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:43,797
IT'S LIKE A--
IT'S LIKE A DIARY.
334
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,070
I MEAN, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF PART OF YOUR DIARY
335
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,767
WAS OUT ON THE INTERNET?
336
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,567
- THAT'S KIND OF
WHAT MY VIDEO BLOG IS.
337
00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:54,127
I LIKE IT.
LOREN'S DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?
338
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,933
SHE'S SO TALENTED
AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
339
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,273
SHE NEEDS TO BE PUSHED,
340
00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:00,527
AND, YOU KNOW, I CAN PUSH
WITH THE BEST OF 'EM.
341
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,073
- YEAH, YOU CAN.
342
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,727
YOU EVER TOLD HER THIS?
343
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:05,433
- ABOUT A BILLION TIMES.
344
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:08,603
NOW SHE'S NOT EVEN
TAKING MY CALLS.
345
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,130
THAT'S WHY
IT'S SO URGENT, DAD.
346
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,133
SHE'S NEVER
DONE THIS BEFORE,
347
00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,503
NOT EVEN AFTER
I POSTED THOSE PICS
348
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,670
FROM SEVENTH GRADE
ON TUMBLR.
349
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,067
NO, I-I HAVE TO SEE HER
FACE TO FACE.
350
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:21,767
- WELL, YOU WILL SEE HER
IN THE MORNING, OKAY?
351
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,397
- I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP.
352
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,230
- I SEEM TO REMEMBER
YOUR MOTHER GROUNDING YOU.
353
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:33,903
- WHAT'S IT GONNA COST
FOR YOU TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY?
354
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,070
COME ON, DAD.
PLEASE?
355
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,767
A-ALL RULES OF GROUNDING
MAKE EXCEPTIONS
356
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,227
FOR MATTERS
OF LIFE AND DEATH,
357
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,733
OR WHEN BEST FRIENDS
DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER.
358
00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:47,503
PLEASE?
- [groans]
359
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,200
JUST GET BACK
AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
360
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,300
- [gasps]
OH, MY GOD.
361
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,630
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DAD.
I LOVE YOU.
362
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,233
- OKAY, I LOVE YOU TOO.
- I LOVE YOU.
363
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,173
I LOVE YOU.
- [laughs]
364
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,897
- YOU THINK THAT WORKED?
365
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,430
- WORKED?
[laughs]
366
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:07,903
WHAT WORKED?
367
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:12,270
- YOU THINK
WE STARTED A FAMILY?
368
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,427
- JAKE, THAT'S
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
369
00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:16,273
THE DINNER?
THE FLOWERS?
370
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,967
YOU THOUGHT THAT
THE TIMING WOULD BE RIGHT?
371
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:21,197
- NO, I MEAN, IT WAS ACTUALLY
SORT OF AN AFTERTHOUGHT.
372
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,070
- PILLOW TALK, HUH?
373
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:26,497
- ON A GRAND SCALE, YEAH.
- [laughs]
374
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,530
UH, IS THIS
YOUR NOT-SO-SUBTLE WAY
375
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,303
OF LETTING ME KNOW
YOU WANT A BABY?
376
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:36,630
- IT'S MY WAY OF OPENING UP
THE CONVERSATION.
377
00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:39,373
- Y-YOU THINK WE'RE READY?
378
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:42,167
- I DON'T KNOW, ARE WE?
379
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,203
- I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
ON THAT.
380
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,530
RIGHT NOW, I KIND OF LIKE
THE IDEA OF US BEING TOGETHER
381
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,873
WITHOUT HAVING
TO BE PRODUCTIVE.
382
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,327
- ARE WE STILL
TALKING ABOUT BABIES?
383
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,633
- UH-UH.
384
00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,433
BABY, LATELY,
I DON'T KNOW,
385
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,203
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE TO
BE ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING
386
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,200
EVERY SECOND.
387
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,600
- I DO NOT.
388
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,130
AND IF IT'S ABOUT
THE PHONE THING,
389
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,303
BABY,
TODAY IS A BIG DAY.
390
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,800
YOU KNOW,
WITH THE RESPONSE FROM THE--
391
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,600
THE SONG CONTEST,
IT'S GOING THROUGH THE ROOF.
392
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,700
AND TO BE FAIR, IF--
IF YOU HAD YOUR PHONE NEARBY
393
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:17,070
AND YOU NEEDED TO CHECK IT,
I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED ONE BIT.
394
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,897
- I DON'T GET
SUCH IMPORTANT CALLS.
395
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,170
- OH, SURE YOU DO.
396
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,697
YOU JUST
DON'T TELL ME ABOUT 'EM.
397
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,500
I KNOW YOUR JOB
IS JUST AS TAXING AS MINE IS.
398
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,500
- EXCEPT I DON'T
TAKE MINE HOME.
399
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,130
- OKAY,
NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING NASTY.
400
00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,773
- [laughs]
401
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:36,267
ACTUALLY, I DID GET
QUITE AN INTERESTING PHONE CALL
402
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:38,467
WHILE I WAS WAITING
AT DINNER.
403
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:39,727
KELLY, MY--
404
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,533
- OH, YOUR SORORITY SISTER
FROM NEW YORK, RIGHT?
405
00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,733
WORKS A&R FOR SOME LITTLE,
UH, RECORD LABEL, RIGHT?
406
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,173
- YES, THAT'S HER.
407
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:47,427
YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING
BUT DINNER WITH YOUR WIFE.
408
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,273
- THIS IS GONNA GO ON
FOR MONTHS, ISN'T IT?
409
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:53,467
- ANYWAY, SHE'S PLANNING ON
VISITING L.A.
410
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:54,797
- OH, GOOD, WHEN?
411
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,430
- WELL, KNOWING HER,
412
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:59,273
IT COULD BE TWO YEARS
FROM NOW OR TOMORROW.
413
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:03,197
JUST KNOW THAT WHEN SHE COMES,
WE NEED TO BATTEN THE HATCHES.
414
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,400
- SHE'S THAT WILD?
- NOT WILD.
415
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,730
INTENSE.
416
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,233
I WAS NEVER ABLE
TO KEEP UP WITH HER.
417
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,433
I HOPE SHE'S CALMED DOWN,
I SWEAR.
418
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:13,373
- WELL, GIRLS LIKE THAT
USUALLY DON'T.
419
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,567
- LISTEN, IF SHE ENDS UP
COMING FOR A FEW DAYS,
420
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:19,827
IT'S COOL
IF SHE STAYS HERE, RIGHT?
421
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,203
- YEAH,
JUST GIVE ME NOTICE, OKAY?
422
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,130
- MM-HMM.
423
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,727
[knock at door]
424
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,933
- [sighs]
425
00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:30,933
OH.
426
00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,073
- HOW BAD IS IT?
427
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,527
- UH, WORSE THAN
THE PICTURES ON TUMBLR.
428
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:35,603
- CAN I SEE HER?
429
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,370
- UH, SHE'S PRETTY UPSET.
430
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,827
- ONLY I
CAN MAKE IT BETTER.
431
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,073
- OKAY, JUST MAKE SURE
THERE'S NO SHARP OBJECTS
432
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,527
WITHIN HER REACH.
433
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,603
- OKAY.
434
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,367
[knock at door]
435
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:52,097
- I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK.
436
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,597
- MY DAD TOLD ME TO DO THAT.
HE GAVE ME THIS.
437
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,600
THOUGHT IT'D BE HILARIOUS.
438
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,800
I'LL TELL HIM IT WORKED.
439
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,700
"LOREN LAUGHED AND LAUGHED."
440
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,303
IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GROSS
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
441
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,700
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO
PUT THIS BACK IN POCKET.
442
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,630
CAN I JUST
THROW IT OUT HERE?
443
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,167
[wastebasket lid shuts]
444
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,627
[sighs]
445
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,273
I'M HERE
TO MAKE THIS BETTER, LO.
446
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,727
I KNOW I APOLOGIZED
A THOUSAND TIMES IN MY MESSAGES,
447
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:34,633
BUT I'M NOT SORRY AT ALL.
448
00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:36,873
[chuckles] YEAH, I KNEW
THAT'D GET YOUR ATTENTION.
449
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,097
BUT IT'S TRUE,
I'M NOT.
450
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,070
I'M NOT SORRY,
AND YOU KNOW,
451
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:42,227
IF I HAD THE CHANCE,
I'D DO IT AGAIN.
452
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,773
- GO HOME, MEL.
- NO!
453
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,667
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.
454
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,567
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
AND I LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER,
455
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,827
BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED
A KICK IN THE BUTT.
456
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,703
- I AM SO MAD AT YOU.
457
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,700
- I'M MORE MAD AT YOU!
458
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,770
- WHAT?
WHAT DID I DO?
459
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,327
- YOU HAVE ALL THIS TALENT,
460
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,273
AND YOU KEEP IT HIDDEN
IN THIS LITTLE ROOM.
461
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,627
- WHY WOULD THAT
MAKE YOU MAD?
462
00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,173
- 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
THAT TALENT.
463
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:03,667
I DON'T HAVE THAT ONE THING
I'M GREAT AT LIKE YOU.
464
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,127
- WHAT ABOUT YOUR VIDEOS
AND YOUR MOVIES?
465
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:09,103
- I JUST MESS AROUND
WITH THAT STUFF.
466
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,670
IT'S NOT A SERIOUS THING
LIKE YOUR SONGS.
467
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,327
MAYBE I'LL KEEP AT IT
468
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,733
AND IT MIGHT
TURN INTO SOMETHING,
469
00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:17,833
BUT YOUR TALENT
IS HERE AND NOW.
470
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:21,903
YOU ARE SO LUCKY
AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.
471
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,270
- I'M NOT THAT GOOD!
472
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,167
- YOU ARE THE BEST SINGER
AND SONGWRITER I HAVE EVER SEEN,
473
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,327
AND IT'S SUCH A WASTE
474
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,833
'CAUSE ONLY ME
AND YOUR MOM KNOW IT.
475
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,233
YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR TALENT, LOREN,
476
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,173
AND THAT'S
WHY I'M MAD AT YOU.
477
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,567
THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY.
478
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,667
- MEL.
479
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,627
[sighs]
480
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:45,633
[soft guitar music]
481
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:50,973
**
482
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:53,697
- YAY.
- [laughs]
483
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,570
- [coughing]
484
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,867
- OKAY.
485
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:59,497
- OH, THANKS FOR THE TEA.
486
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,730
- DRINK LOTS OF LIQUIDS.
487
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,203
- YES, DOCTOR.
488
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,470
- WOW.
489
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:08,227
- HMM?
490
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,573
- YOU LOOK
REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
491
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,397
- OH.
[nervous laugh]
492
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,900
- WHAT? WHAT?
493
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,070
DO YOU NOT FEEL BEAUTIFUL?
494
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,397
I, UM, I-I JUST THINK
THE COLD MEDICINE'S KICKING IN,
495
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,730
THAT'S ALL.
496
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:22,273
- OH, BABY, DON'T PUMP YOURSELF
FULL OF THAT STUFF.
497
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:24,327
- COME ON, CHLOE,
GET RID OF HIM.
498
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,073
- I'LL MAKE YOU SOME OF
MY MOM'S CHICKEN SOUP.
499
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,267
- CHICKEN SOUP?
500
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,097
- YEAH, SHE USED TO MAKE IT
FOR ME ALL THE TIME.
501
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,330
IT WAS ALWAYS THE CURE.
502
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,073
EVEN WHEN
I WENT ON TOUR WITH THEM,
503
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,527
SHE'D ALWAYS FIND A KITCHEN
AND MAKE IT FOR ME.
504
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,203
SO HOW ARE YOU ON INGREDIENTS?
- OH, HEY, UM.
505
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,530
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T
REALLY HAVE ANYTHING IN THERE.
506
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,373
IT'S JUST AN ORANGE
AND OLD GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
507
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,397
UM, CAN YOU MAKE SOUP
OUT OF THAT?
508
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,400
- MM-MMM.
[laughs]
509
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,930
WE'LL ORDER IN.
- IT'S NOT NECESSARY.
510
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,073
- NO, BABY, I KNOW IT'S NOT
GONNA BE AS GOOD AS MY MOM'S,
511
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,567
BUT THERE'S A DELI
RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.
512
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,967
- NO, REALLY,
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
513
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:55,427
- BABY,
YOU'RE FREEZING.
514
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,973
SIT DOWN,
LET ME GET YOU A--
515
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,167
- EDDIE!
NO, NO, NO, UM...
516
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,297
- SWEETIE, I'M GONNA
GET YOU A SWEATER.
517
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,200
- NO, NO, I-I REALLY
JUST WANT TO GO TO BED,
518
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,970
AND I WOULD HATE FOR YOU
TO CATCH MY COLD.
519
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:07,267
- OKAY, YOU TRYING
TO GET RID OF ME?
520
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,967
- I AM.
I TOTALLY AM.
521
00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:13,397
I AM GETTING RID OF YOU
OUT OF LOVE.
522
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,100
- ALL RIGHT.
YOU GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO BED?
523
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,670
- IF I CAN EVEN
MAKE IT THERE.
524
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,267
- HA HA HA.
- I'M KIDDING.
525
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:23,627
- HEY...
I LOVE YOU.
526
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,573
- MM, WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU
STEP UP, AND, UH,
527
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,397
DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT, HMM?
528
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,830
- WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO
529
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,303
GET DOWN ON MY KNEE
AND PROPOSE RIGHT NOW
530
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,430
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO PASS OUT?
- OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
531
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,333
I'M IN NO CONDITION
TO GET ENGAGED TONIGHT.
532
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,633
MAYBE TOMORROW?
533
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:39,903
- MAYBE TOMORROW.
534
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,130
[laughs]
535
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:42,603
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY ALONE?
536
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,770
- I'M NOT GONNA BE ALONE.
I WILL BE DREAMING OF YOU.
537
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,467
- MM-HMM?
- MM-HMM.
538
00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:50,267
- IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
OKAY?
539
00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,897
- I KNOW.
540
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,830
THANK YOU.
541
00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:03,797
- THIS IS INSANE!
542
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,267
- IT WOULD HAVE RUINED
EVERYTHING IF HE SAW YOU HERE!
543
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,727
- YOU KNOW,
I WISH IT HAD,
544
00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:12,073
BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SAP
THAT WAS OOZING OUT OF YOU.
545
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,427
"I'M GETTING RID OF YOU
OUT OF LOVE."
546
00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:15,273
- HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
547
00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:17,067
THAT EDDIE
IS MY BOYFRIEND?
548
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,227
AND HE WOULDN'T BE
FOR MUCH LONGER
549
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,373
IF HE SAW YOU HERE.
550
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,067
- WELL, I'M NOT READY
TO LET YOU GO.
551
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:24,197
- OH, MY GOD, WE HAVEN'T
BEEN TOGETHER IN FOREVER!
552
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,570
I'VE BEEN WITH EDDIE
FOR A YEAR.
553
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,067
- NOT EXCLUSIVELY.
554
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,667
- THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW.
555
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,367
OKAY? WHAT--
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
556
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:32,627
I WAS ACTUALLY
FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM?
557
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:33,973
- [laughs]
I'D KNOW YOU WERE LYING.
558
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,297
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
CALLED ME OVER HERE TONIGHT.
559
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,870
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
560
00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:39,067
- YOU WEREN'T THINKING.
YOU WEREN'T THINKING,
561
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:40,527
'CAUSE THAT'S THE KEY
TO OUR THING.
562
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,173
WE'RE ONLY HAPPY
WHEN WE'RE NOT THINKING
563
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:46,067
BECAUSE WE'RE TOO BUSY
TAKING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES OFF.
564
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,500
I HATE
SEEING YOU WITH HIM.
565
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,670
- THEN LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
566
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,127
- I'M TIRED
OF LOOKING THE OTHER WAY.
567
00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:52,333
I'M BETTER THAN HIM.
568
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,633
I'M HOTTER
AND I'M JUST AS TALENTED.
569
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:56,573
HE'S ONLY A STAR
BECAUSE HIS PARENTS WERE.
570
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,197
AND IF HE WASN'T
BORN INTO IT,
571
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,700
HE'D BE HITTING THE PAVEMENT
JUST LIKE ME.
572
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,100
- OH, WHAT?
NOW ARE YOU AUDITIONING
573
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,370
FOR THE ROLE OF
MY BOYFRIEND?
574
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:04,327
- I'VE PLAYED
THAT PART BEFORE.
575
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,633
- THINGS
ARE DIFFERENT, OKAY?
576
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:09,073
I-IT WOULD INCLUDE FANCY DINNERS
A-AND EXPENSIVE GIFTS.
577
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:10,827
COULD YOU DO THAT?
578
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:13,073
- AS SOON AS I CATCH A BREAK
AND I GET BACK ON MY FEET, YEAH.
579
00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,267
- OKAY,
SAY THAT DOES HAPPEN.
580
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,597
WOULD YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?
581
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,070
- [sighs]
COME ON, CHLOE.
582
00:22:18,067 --> 00:22:19,697
- EDDIE IS GONNA
PROPOSE TO ME,
583
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,230
AND WHEN HE DOES,
I'M GONNA SAY YES,
584
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:22,533
WHETHER YOU
LIKE IT OR NOT.
585
00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,503
SO IF YOU WANT TO
CONTINUE WITH THIS THING,
586
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,600
WE HAVE TO COME UP
WITH SOME CONDITIONS.
587
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,230
- YOU MEAN LIKE A GAME?
588
00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:32,773
- YEAH, AND YOU HAVE
TO PLAY BY ALL THE RULES.
589
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,200
- HOW SEXY IS THAT?
590
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,800
A MAN WITH NO SHIRT ON
CLEANING UP.
591
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,930
- [laughs]
592
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,873
- OH.
- HEY, BA--
593
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,067
- MM-MMM,
I CANNOT BELIEVE
594
00:22:51,067 --> 00:22:53,397
I'M ACTUALLY
JEALOUS OF THIS THING!
595
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,930
I FEEL LIKE I'M COMPETING
WITH IT FOR YOUR AFFECTION
596
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:58,503
AND ATTENTION.
597
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:02,330
- MM-MMM.
598
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,503
- I MEAN, WOULD YOU BE HAPPY
IF I HAD A REAL AFFAIR?
599
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,930
- WELL,
THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.
600
00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:09,633
- WELL,
GOOD THING I ONLY HAVE EYES
601
00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:12,133
FOR MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.
- MM.
602
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:15,173
RIGHT ANSWER.
603
00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,327
DO YOU REALIZE
THAT WE'VE JUST GONE
604
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,173
FROM TALKING ABOUT
HAVING BABIES
605
00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:22,127
TO HAVING AFFAIRS
IN LESS THAN AN HOUR?
606
00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:24,403
- WELL, WE ARE
A PERFECTLY MODERN FAMILY.
607
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,630
- THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
608
00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:28,633
I WANT US
TO START A FAMILY.
609
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:29,803
- YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND?
610
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,330
- NO, IT'S NOT THAT
I NEVER WANTED IT,
611
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,503
I JUST--I DON'T KNOW
IF THE TIMING'S RIGHT.
612
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,770
- BABY, IF WE WAIT
FOR THE PERFECT TIMING,
613
00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:36,097
IT MIGHT NEVER COME.
614
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,400
- YOU CAN BARELY TEAR YOURSELF
AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE.
615
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,330
- IT'S JUST BEEN CRAZY
AT CAMP EDDIE
616
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:41,973
WITH THE SONG CONTEST
617
00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:43,297
AND THE COVER SHOOT
FOR NEW MUSICAL EXPRESS.
618
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,430
- THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY.
619
00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:45,733
IF IT'S NOT THE CONTEST
OR THE SHOOT,
620
00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:46,733
IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
621
00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:48,473
- I'M WORKING ON
DELEGATING MORE.
622
00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:50,897
- WELL, I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH.
- [laughs]
623
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,230
BABY,
IT'LL HAPPEN, OKAY?
624
00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:54,333
I JUST HAVE TO FIND
THE RIGHT PERSON, YOU KNOW?
625
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,503
- SOMEONE WHO'S--
- JUST AS COMPULSIVE AS YOU ARE.
626
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,100
- EXACTLY.
- MM-HMM.
627
00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,800
[laughs]
628
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,230
BABY, I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO BUILD WITH THE COMPANY.
629
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,573
I KNOW THE SONGWRITING CONTEST
IS GONNA BE ENORMOUS.
630
00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:07,367
- WELL, IF WE CAN GET
SOME GOOD MATERIAL.
631
00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:09,667
- I'M SURE THERE'LL BE
AT LEAST ONE.
632
00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:12,167
- IF NOT, I HAVE JUST MADE
A HUGE MISTAKE.
633
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,727
- THAT'D BE A FIRST.
634
00:24:13,733 --> 00:24:16,673
- COME HERE, YOU.
635
00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:22,603
- JUST LIKE THAT.
- [drumming]
636
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:27,330
- * [vocalizing]
637
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,903
[laughs]
638
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,170
* [vocalizing]
639
00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:32,097
- STOP! I HEARD POUNDING!
I HEARD POUNDING!
640
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,430
IT SOUNDED VIOLENT.
- MOM, RELAX.
641
00:24:33,433 --> 00:24:34,973
- WELL, I'M JUST SAYING,
YOU'RE 18.
642
00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:36,067
YOU COULD BE TRIED
AS AN ADULT.
643
00:24:36,067 --> 00:24:37,767
WE'RE TALKING HARD TIME.
644
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,067
- RELAX, THAT FIGHT'S
SO FIVE MINUTES AGO.
645
00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:41,827
- OH, HOW'D YOU
GET OVER IT?
646
00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:44,833
- I JUST KEPT HAVING TO
TELL HER HOW GREAT SHE IS.
647
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,173
- OH, THAT OLD TRICK.
648
00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:47,867
- YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY.
649
00:24:47,867 --> 00:24:49,197
BUT NONE OF THAT
MADE ME FORGET
650
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,100
THAT YOU SENT THAT SONG IN
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
651
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,330
TO THE ONLY MAN
THAT I WILL EVER TRULY LOVE.
652
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,333
- THAT'S WHY I DID IT,
653
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:56,073
TO MOVE THINGS ALONG
BETWEEN YOU TWO.
654
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:57,067
- YEAH, AND I'M SURE
WHEN EDDIE HEARS IT
655
00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:59,127
HE'S GONNA
SWOOP RIGHT IN HERE.
656
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,133
- THAT WOULD MAKE
ALL THIS ANXIETY WORTH IT.
657
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,433
- AWW.
- TOLD YOU.
658
00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:04,373
- SO IF YOU WEREN'T
POUNDING MELISSA'S HEAD,
659
00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:06,067
WHAT WERE YOU GUYS
DOING IN HERE?
660
00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:08,127
- HELLO?
MAKING MAGIC.
661
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,473
- WE WERE WORKING ON
A NEW SONG TOGETHER.
662
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,397
- MAYBE, MEL,
YOU CAN HELP HER
663
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,530
OVERCOME THE SELF-DOUBT
SHE'S CURSED WITH.
664
00:25:14,533 --> 00:25:16,733
- [scoffs] THERE'S ONLY
SO MUCH I CAN DO.
665
00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:18,803
I'M HER BEST FRIEND,
NOT A MIRACLE WORKER.
666
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,430
- DID YOU GUYS EVER THINK
THAT MAYBE THE REASON I AM SO--
667
00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:23,773
I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M GOOD,
BECAUSE I'M NOT--
668
00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,127
BUT THE REASON
I MIGHT BE SO GOOD
669
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:28,233
IS THAT
I AM HARD ON MYSELF?
670
00:25:28,233 --> 00:25:30,473
- OKAY, THAT'S TRUE, BUT YOU
CAN'T BE SUCH A PERFECTIONIST
671
00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:32,267
THAT YOU DON'T LET ANYONE ELSE
HEAR YOUR MUSIC.
672
00:25:32,267 --> 00:25:35,097
- EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR
YOUR SONGS, EVEN EDDIE.
673
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,300
- HE WILL FLIP FOR THEM.
- OH, HOW DO YOU KNOW?
674
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,170
- IT'S CALLED A BLIND FAITH
675
00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,397
IN YOUR CHILDREN'S
ABILITY TO SUCCEED.
676
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,570
- WELL, REMEMBER THAT
WHEN I GET INTO LAW SCHOOL.
677
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,067
- LAW SCHOOL?
678
00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,767
WE HAVEN'T EVEN
HEARD FROM COLLEGES YET.
679
00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:48,267
- I'M JUST THINKING AHEAD.
680
00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:50,627
- YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT THAT STUFF YET.
681
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,703
I MEAN, YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
TO FIGURE OUT YOUR FUTURE.
682
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,800
RIGHT NOW,
JUST ENJOY THIS TIME,
683
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,200
CREATE MUSIC,
684
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,600
TAKE A CHANCE ON SOMETHING
YOU REALLY LOVE.
685
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,770
- WHO SAYS
I DON'T LOVE THE LAW?
686
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,767
UGH.
[laughter]
687
00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:04,767
- OKAY, WELL,
NOW I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING
688
00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:06,767
THAT I'M REALLY GOOD AT,
WHICH IS GOING TO BED.
689
00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,067
GOOD NIGHT, I LOVE YOU.
- GOOD NIGHT, NORA.
690
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,597
- AND JUST DON'T STAY UP
TOO LATE, OKAY?
691
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,630
GOOD NIGHT.
692
00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,773
- YOUR MOM'S THE BEST!
693
00:26:13,767 --> 00:26:15,097
CAN SHE GIVE MY MOM LESSONS?
694
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,430
- YEAH,
I'LL JUST RENT HER OUT.
695
00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:17,803
[laughter]
696
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,070
- I LOVE
HOW SHE LOVES YOUR SONG
697
00:26:19,067 --> 00:26:20,167
EVEN THOUGH
SHE'S NEVER LISTENED TO IT.
698
00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:22,267
- WELL, THE BIG QUESTION
IS WILL EDDIE LIKE IT?
699
00:26:22,267 --> 00:26:24,267
- HE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO.
700
00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:26,067
HE JUST HAS TO
HEAR IT FIRST THOUGH.
701
00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:28,067
- OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
702
00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,567
HE PROBABLY
HAS A HUGE STAFF OF PEOPLE
703
00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:31,567
LISTENING TO THOSE SONGS.
IT MIGHT NOT EVEN GET TO HIM.
704
00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:33,497
- NO, NO, NO,
IF THE STAFF PEOPLE LIKE IT,
705
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:37,270
IT'LL GET PASSED ALONG,
TRUST ME.
706
00:26:37,267 --> 00:26:39,927
UNLESS WE GET IT
TO HIM FIRST.
707
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,233
- RIGHT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
708
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,073
BREAK INTO HIS PLACE
AND HAND IT TO HIM PERSONALLY?
709
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:45,427
- I HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHERE HE LIVES.
710
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,200
- WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY,
711
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,800
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE,
712
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,500
THAT TELLS ME
IT'S ONLY ABOUT THE MONEY.
713
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,870
- I'M AFRAID YOU'RE RIGHT.
714
00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:57,767
- WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
FOR THIS WOMAN TO GO AWAY?
715
00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:00,067
- YOU'VE MADE
A GENEROUS OFFER ALREADY.
716
00:27:00,067 --> 00:27:01,667
THEY'RE IDIOTS
NOT TO TAKE IT.
717
00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:04,067
- THEY DON'T WANT TO
GO TO COURT, DO THEY?
718
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:05,327
- THAT'S WHY THEY HAVEN'T
FILED THE LAWSUIT YET.
719
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,433
IT'S THEIR LEVERAGE
TO MAKE US SWEAT.
720
00:27:07,433 --> 00:27:10,873
- I'M NOT GONNA BE EXTORTED.
- OF COURSE NOT.
721
00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:13,597
BUT HOW MUCH ROOM
DO WE HAVE TO NEGOTIATE?
722
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,230
- THAT WAS MY BEST OFFER, BRIAN,
AND I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!
723
00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:17,703
I'VE GOT EXPENSES.
I--
724
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,530
MY DAUGHTER'S
GOING TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR.
725
00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:22,073
- ADRIANA'S
GOING TO COLLEGE?
726
00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:24,067
- YEAH, THE POINT IS
MY MONEY IS TIED UP.
727
00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:28,227
THAT MEANS YOU GOTTA
TAKE CARE OF THIS, NOW.
728
00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:31,073
- LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.
729
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:33,767
[R&B music]
730
00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:35,897
- * WHOA
731
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,830
- [giggles]
732
00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:42,797
- * YEAH YEAH
733
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,070
* CITY OF L.A.
734
00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:51,527
**
735
00:27:51,533 --> 00:27:53,333
* YEAH YEAH
736
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:57,233
- WHAT, NO PICTURE?
737
00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:58,473
**
738
00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:01,767
- * L.A.
739
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:06,067
* CITY OF THE SUN
740
00:28:06,067 --> 00:28:09,067
* OH, YOU AND ME
741
00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:11,127
- OOF.
[laughs]
742
00:28:11,133 --> 00:28:13,633
YOU SCARED ME.
- [laughs]
743
00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:15,133
- DOING SOME READING?
744
00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:18,303
- UH, I HAVE
A BOOK REPORT DUE.
745
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,470
- GOOD,
WHAT'S THE BOOK?
746
00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,227
- IT'S, UH...
747
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:25,633
RETAIL MANAGEMENT
IN A FAST-EVOLVING MARKETPLACE.
748
00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:28,533
THE MOVIE WAS BETTER.
[laughs]
749
00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:29,773
- FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGHT MAYBE
750
00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:32,497
YOU WERE CONSIDERING
FOLLOWING IN MY FOOTSTEPS.
751
00:28:35,067 --> 00:28:37,067
- LOOK, I GOT A LOT
OF WORK TO DO, SO I'M GONNA...
752
00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,167
- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M SURE IT CAN WAIT.
753
00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,367
WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME
IN THE KITCHEN?
754
00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:40,597
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING, OKAY?
755
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,700
- OH, HEY, DAD,
YOU KNOW,
756
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,070
IT'S REALLY NOT
A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW.
757
00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:44,497
CAN WE MAYBE
DO IT TOMORROW?
758
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,800
- NO, LET'S DO IT NOW.
759
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,070
WHY DON'T YOU CONSIDER IT
A BREAK FROM YOUR--
760
00:28:48,067 --> 00:28:50,227
YOUR READING?
761
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,200
- ALL RIGHT, DAD,
762
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,770
WHAT'S THIS BIG THING
YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
763
00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,467
- YOU'RE GRADUATING
IN A FEW MONTHS,
764
00:29:01,467 --> 00:29:04,927
AND YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE.
765
00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:06,433
- WELL, RELAX, DAD,
766
00:29:06,433 --> 00:29:09,403
I'M NOT GONNA BE
SOME SLACKING DEADBEAT.
767
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,070
- YOU HEARD FROM
ANY SCHOOLS YET?
768
00:29:13,067 --> 00:29:17,697
- ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING ABOUT
TAKING A YEAR OFF.
769
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,770
- TO DO WHAT?
770
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:23,527
- GET A JOB.
- WHAT KIND OF JOB?
771
00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:24,733
- I DON'T KNOW...
- UH-HUH.
772
00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:26,873
- BUT I WILL
FIGURE THAT OUT.
773
00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:29,197
- THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE MUCH OF A PLAN TO ME.
774
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,330
- I MEAN, LOTS OF KIDS
TAKE A YEAR OFF BEFORE COLLEGE.
775
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,603
- YEAH, THEY DO.
776
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,100
THEY TAKE A YEAR OFF,
AND THEN THAT YEAR
777
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,630
TURNS INTO ANOTHER YEAR
AND THEN ANOTHER YEAR,
778
00:29:38,633 --> 00:29:40,233
AND THEN
BEFORE THOSE KIDS KNOW IT,
779
00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:41,803
THEY ARE WORKING
60 HOURS A WEEK
780
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,470
AND THEY GOT
A WIFE AND TWO KIDS
781
00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,167
AND THEY CAN'T AFFORD
TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
782
00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:47,927
AND GET A DEGREE.
783
00:29:47,933 --> 00:29:49,733
- THEY DO ALL RIGHT
WITHOUT ONE.
784
00:29:49,733 --> 00:29:51,433
IT'S JUST
A PIECE OF PAPER.
785
00:29:51,433 --> 00:29:54,073
- NO, IT IS
A LOT MORE THAN THAT, SON.
786
00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:57,867
A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
787
00:29:57,867 --> 00:29:59,497
- LOOK,
[clears throat]
788
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,570
DAD...
789
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,967
YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME
TO GO TO COLLEGE
790
00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:06,227
WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS THAT
I WANT TO STUDY, WOULD YOU?
791
00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:08,873
I MEAN THAT WOULD BE
A HUGE WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.
792
00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:11,297
- [laughs]
OH, MAN.
793
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:14,330
OH, YOU HAVE JUST GOT
ALL THE ANSWERS, DON'T YOU?
794
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:17,233
- I TRY.
795
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,470
- ARE YOU IN
SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, SON?
796
00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:25,627
- [laughs]
WHAT? DAD.
797
00:30:25,633 --> 00:30:27,803
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
798
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,330
- YOU'RE ALWAYS
SO SECRETIVE.
799
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,573
I NEVER KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
800
00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:34,067
YOU NEVER BRING ANY FRIENDS
OVER TO THE HOUSE.
801
00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:35,897
- DAD, I'M 19.
I DIDN'T THINK THAT I NEEDED
802
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,000
TO HAVE MY PLAYDATES
OVER TO THE HOUSE ANYMORE.
803
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,330
- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I DON'T LIKE TO INTERFERE
804
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:42,473
WITH YOU KIDS, OKAY?
YOU KNOW THAT.
805
00:30:42,467 --> 00:30:44,197
BUT I JUST GOT THIS FEELING,
806
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,900
AND THEN THIS TICKET THING
WITH MELISSA.
807
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:47,230
I MEAN, YOU'RE GIVING HER
FAKE TICKETS TO A CONCERT--
808
00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:49,233
- I EXPLAINED THAT!
- YEAH, YOU DID.
809
00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:51,633
AND YOU HAD ALL THE DETAILS
JUST LIKE THAT.
810
00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:53,203
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WORST THING WAS, PHIL?
811
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,730
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
SEEM THE LEAST BIT SORRY.
812
00:30:55,733 --> 00:30:56,933
- I WAS SORRY.
- REALLY?
813
00:30:56,933 --> 00:30:58,933
- I--DAD, COME ON.
814
00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:02,173
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS
IS COMING FROM.
815
00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:03,367
DID MELISSA
BLAB SOMETHING?
816
00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:04,697
- BLAB WHAT?
817
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:09,070
- I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU TELL ME.
818
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,097
- NO.
819
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,730
- NO, YOU KNOW,
I-I GREW UP WITH A LOT OF GUYS
820
00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:15,203
WHO JUST THOUGHT
THEY KNEW EVERYTHING.
821
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,670
GUYS LIKE YOU, PHIL.
822
00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:21,727
YOU KNOW, HUGE TEST SCORES.
IQ TESTS OFF THE CHART.
823
00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:25,273
AND TROUBLE JUST SEEMED
TO FOLLOW THEM EVERYWHERE.
824
00:31:25,267 --> 00:31:27,067
THEY HAD EVERYTHING
THEY COULD WANT
825
00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:30,067
AND IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH.
826
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:36,330
- DAD, YOU DON'T
NEED TO WORRY, OKAY?
827
00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,833
I DO HAVE
EVERYTHING THAT I WANT.
828
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:41,973
I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS,
THANKS TO YOU AND MOM.
829
00:31:45,733 --> 00:31:49,203
- GOOD.
830
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,070
I'M GONNA GO UP TO BED.
831
00:31:53,067 --> 00:31:57,497
DON'T YOU STAY UP TOO LATE
STUDYING, OKAY?
832
00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,500
- GOOD NIGHT.
833
00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:06,967
WHERE WERE YOU?
834
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,097
- LOREN'S.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
835
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,730
- I'M GOING DOWN
TO A STREET CALLED
836
00:32:10,733 --> 00:32:12,833
NONE-OF-YOUR-BUSINESS.
- OH, CAREFUL,
837
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,833
'CAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH
OF UP-YOURS POTHOLES.
838
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:18,803
- IF MOM AND DAD ASK,
UH, COVER FOR ME, OKAY?
839
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,970
- [cheery]
UH, NO.
840
00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:24,297
- I'LL TELL DAD THAT YOU WERE
OUT THIS LATE ON A SCHOOL NIGHT
841
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,400
AND YOU WILL BE
GROUNDED FOR LIFE.
842
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,130
- I HAD DAD'S PERMISSION.
843
00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:29,133
- OH, ME TOO.
- OH, REALLY?
844
00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:31,273
THEN WHY DO YOU NEED ME
TO COVER FOR YOU?
845
00:32:31,267 --> 00:32:33,197
- JUST...
846
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,170
TELL THEM I WENT TO
THAT LATE-NIGHT COPY PLACE
847
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,297
'CAUSE MY PRINTER
RAN OUT OF INK, OKAY?
848
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,370
- MOM WILL BUY THAT,
BUT DAD WON'T.
849
00:32:39,367 --> 00:32:40,597
HE'S ONTO YOU.
850
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,730
- I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE.
- OKAY.
851
00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:43,903
WELL, THEN I'LL JUST
KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR
852
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,830
THE MOMENT YOU LEAVE.
853
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,633
- ALL RIGHT...
854
00:32:50,633 --> 00:32:51,633
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
855
00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:54,673
- WHAT, TO KEEP QUIET?
NOT MUCH.
856
00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:56,667
JUST DO MY LAUNDRY DUTY
THIS WEEK
857
00:32:56,667 --> 00:33:00,397
AND MY DISHES DUTY
NEXT WEEK.
858
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,900
- DEAL.
- AND 50 BUCKS.
859
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,870
- DONE.
- AND--
860
00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,667
- "AND"?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
861
00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,227
- DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HOW TO BREAK INTO
862
00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:12,133
A FANCY PENTHOUSE APARTMENT?
863
00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:15,597
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
- GOOD.
864
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,600
[R&B music]
865
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,500
*
866
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,070
- * YEAH YEAH
867
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:29,067
* CITY OF L.A.
868
00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:32,397
**
869
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,370
* YEAH YEAH
870
00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:37,497
**
871
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,070
- [sighs angrily]
872
00:33:40,067 --> 00:33:42,867
- * L.A.*
873
00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:46,527
* CITY OF THE SUN
874
00:33:46,533 --> 00:33:51,433
* OH, YOU AND ME
875
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:59,230
- [laughs]
- HEY. HEY.
876
00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:01,133
I'M UP.
[groans]
877
00:34:01,133 --> 00:34:04,673
- YOU WERE SLEEPING.
878
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,227
- NO, I WAS JUST, UH,
879
00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:09,173
I WAS GOING OVER
THE PLANS FOR THE CLUB.
880
00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:11,627
BAH, WHAT A MESS.
881
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,273
WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR
BEING READY BY NEXT WEEK.
882
00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:15,767
- WELL, I PEEKED IN
BEFORE I CAME UP HERE.
883
00:34:15,767 --> 00:34:16,797
IT LOOKS GOOD.
884
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,270
- YEAH,
I MEAN, PARTS OF IT.
885
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,327
IT'S JUST THE LITTLE THINGS,
YOU KNOW?
886
00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,633
THE SOUND SYSTEM
HAS NO MIDRANGE,
887
00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:25,533
THE ELECTRIC BOARD
HASN'T EVEN ARRIVED YET,
888
00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,973
AND I GOT
ALL THESE INSPECTIONS.
889
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,627
IT'S JUST ONE HEADACHE
AFTER THE OTHER.
890
00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,973
- AH, IF ANYONE
CAN PULL IT OFF, YOU CAN.
891
00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:35,497
- I HOPE SO.
I HOPE SO.
892
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,670
I GOT A LOT
RIDING ON THIS PLACE.
893
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:40,967
- I'M SO PSYCHED
YOU'RE DOING THIS, DAD.
894
00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:44,327
- ME TOO.
- [sighs]
895
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,073
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
896
00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:47,497
I MEAN, YOU NEVER SHOW UP
AT THIS HOUR.
897
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,100
EVERYTHING OKAY?
898
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,400
- YEAH.
899
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400
I MEAN,
I WAS WRITING SOME SONGS.
900
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,770
JAKE WANTS NEW MATERIAL
BY THE END OF THE MONTH, SO...
901
00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:57,767
- AH, JAKE DOESN'T KNOW
A DAMN THING ABOUT THE PROCESS.
902
00:34:57,767 --> 00:35:00,667
SONGS COME WHEN THEY COME.
903
00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:01,897
LISTEN,
DON'T LET HIM
904
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,130
PUSH YOU INTO SONGS
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE.
905
00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:06,573
YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MATERIAL.
- NAH, IT'S OKAY.
906
00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:09,397
I MEAN, YEAH, I WAS--
I WAS HAVING SOME TROUBLE,
907
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,200
BUT I DECIDED TO
TAKE A DRIVE
908
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,400
AND I ENDED UP
AT CHLOE'S HOUSE,
909
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,670
AND I SPENT
TEN MINUTES WITH HER
910
00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:17,327
AND NOW I HAVE
20 DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR SONGS.
911
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:20,203
- YEAH,
SHE'S GOOD FOR YOUR FLOW.
912
00:35:22,067 --> 00:35:23,527
- MY MUSE.
913
00:35:23,533 --> 00:35:27,203
- YEAH, WELL,
I REMEMBER THAT FEELING.
914
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,070
YOUR MOM WAS, UH--
WELL, SHE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL.
915
00:35:30,067 --> 00:35:34,197
SHE--
SHE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
916
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,670
NO ONE ELSE
COULD INSPIRE ME LIKE SHE DID.
917
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:40,197
- THAT'S WHAT CHLOE'S LIKE.
918
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,070
SHE'S SPECIAL, DAD.
919
00:35:43,067 --> 00:35:44,527
- DO YOU WANT ONE?
920
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,873
I KNOW MODELS DON'T EAT,
BUT THIS IS CRAZYTOWN.
921
00:35:47,867 --> 00:35:49,367
- IT'S SO YOU DON'T
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
922
00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:51,867
NOW SIT DOWN AND LISTEN.
923
00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:53,967
- OH, I LOVE
THE SERGEANT VOICE.
924
00:35:53,967 --> 00:35:56,467
- RULE ONE:
WE MEET AT YOUR PLACE.
925
00:35:56,467 --> 00:35:58,067
- WHY? YOUR PLACE
IS SO MUCH SWEETER.
926
00:35:58,067 --> 00:35:59,827
- RULES
CAN'T BE ARGUED WITH.
927
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,573
RULE NUMBER TWO: WE CAN NEVER
BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TOGETHER.
928
00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,727
NOT EVEN
THOSE OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACES.
929
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:05,933
- DOES THAT INCLUDE
LUCY'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES
930
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:07,233
IN LONG BEACH?
931
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,073
- I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE
FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS,
932
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,467
BUT YES THAT INCLUDES
ANY AND ALL PUBLIC PLACES.
933
00:36:11,467 --> 00:36:14,127
- AM I ALLOWED TO GO OUT
IN THE PUBLIC BY MYSELF?
934
00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:16,073
- YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO CONTACT EDDIE.
935
00:36:16,067 --> 00:36:18,067
NO CALLS, TEXTS, EMAILS.
936
00:36:18,067 --> 00:36:21,097
IN FACT, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA
DELETE HIM FROM YOUR PHONE.
937
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,800
- HOW DO YOU HAVE
MY PASSWORD?
938
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,130
- YOU'RE TOO EASY.
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
939
00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,073
DONE.
940
00:36:27,067 --> 00:36:29,297
AND WHEN EDDIE
FINALLY DOES PROPOSE TO ME,
941
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,300
THIS ARRANGEMENT IS OVER.
942
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,630
- WHAT IF I
PROPOSE TO YOU FIRST?
943
00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:35,733
- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
944
00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:37,073
THESE ARE THE NEW RULES.
945
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:40,067
- MM, IT'S SO HOT
WHEN YOU BOSS ME AROUND.
946
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,097
- I KNOW.
947
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,530
- BUT LISTEN,
948
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,073
I'M NOT JUST GONNA BE
YOUR BOY TOY.
949
00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:47,067
YOU GOTTA TREAT ME WITH
SOME RESPECT, I'M SERIOUS.
950
00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:51,127
- I'LL TREAT YOU WITH
AS MUCH RESPECT AS YOU DESERVE.
951
00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:52,973
- DON'T PLAY ME
FOR A FOOL, CHLOE.
952
00:36:52,967 --> 00:36:54,327
I'M SERIOUS.
953
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,073
'CAUSE I CAN ALWAYS
LET EDDIE KNOW ABOUT
954
00:36:56,067 --> 00:36:57,097
THIS LITTLE ARRANGEMENT.
955
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,770
- DON'T MAKE EMPTY THREATS.
956
00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:02,667
- I KNOW
SOME DARK, DARK THINGS
957
00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:06,867
THAT WOULD DEFINITELY
RUIN YOUR NUPTIAL PLANS.
958
00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:08,297
- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
959
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,770
LET'S JUST
STICK TO THE ARRANGEMENT
960
00:37:10,767 --> 00:37:12,697
AND WE'LL GET ALONG
JUST FINE.
961
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,400
- THAT'S WHY YOU'VE
ALWAYS LIKED ME, RIGHT?
962
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,700
BECAUSE I FOLLOW THE RULES?
963
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,370
- SHH.
964
00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:20,697
MM-MMM.
STOP TALKING.
965
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,900
I DON'T WANT YOUR MOUTH
TO GET TIRED,
966
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,770
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
967
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,200
- * IT'S BEEN TOO LONG *
968
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,600
* SINCE I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE *
969
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,570
* WE GET SO BUSY
970
00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:37,497
[knocking at door]
971
00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:43,467
[knocking continues]
972
00:37:43,467 --> 00:37:46,827
- * LET'S GO
LET'S GO *
973
00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:48,833
- BABY. BABY.
WHO IS IT?
974
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,373
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT SHE LOOKS CRAZY
975
00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:52,227
AND SHE'S CARRYING A BAG.
976
00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:54,373
- SHOULD WE--?
- I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, TRACE.
977
00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:58,227
LET ME IN OR I'M GONNA
CAMP ON YOUR LAWN!
978
00:37:58,233 --> 00:38:01,173
- OH, GOD.
OPEN THE DOOR.
979
00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:03,667
- [exhales]
980
00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:07,367
- [squeals]
981
00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:10,067
[laughter]
982
00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:11,597
- HEY, KELLY!
983
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,870
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
984
00:38:12,867 --> 00:38:14,467
GOD, TWO HORRENDOUS
FLIGHTS LATER
985
00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:15,767
AND NOW
I'M FINALLY HERE!
986
00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:16,927
- [laughs]
987
00:38:16,933 --> 00:38:19,933
WAIT, I WASN'T
EXPECTING YOU UNTIL...
988
00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:21,503
WEREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO CALL?
989
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,700
- OH, NO, PSHH.
I COULDN'T WAIT ANYMORE.
990
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,170
I JUST--
I HAD TO GET OUT HERE.
991
00:38:25,167 --> 00:38:28,167
WOW! WHOA!
992
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,767
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE!
993
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,267
I HOPE IT'S OKAY
FOR ME TO CRASH HERE.
994
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,470
AAH!
995
00:38:40,767 --> 00:38:43,927
- BREAKING AND ENTERING
IS A CRIME, MELISSA.
996
00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:46,273
- YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO?
997
00:38:46,267 --> 00:38:47,497
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CRAZY LITTLE FANTASY
998
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,830
YOU'VE COOKED UP
IN YOUR HEAD,
999
00:38:48,833 --> 00:38:51,073
BUT I DON'T DO STUFF
LIKE THAT.
1000
00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,267
I'M NOT DUMB ENOUGH
TO PUT MY LIFE IN DANGER.
1001
00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:56,467
- MAYBE NOT,
BUT YOU'RE JUST DUMB ENOUGH
1002
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,767
TO THINK
YOU CAN OUTSMART EVERYONE.
1003
00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:01,827
[soft rock music]
1004
00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:06,573
**
1005
00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:09,727
[phone rings]
1006
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:10,933
- HEY, GORGEOUS.
1007
00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:12,503
[static interference]
1008
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,500
- YOUR PHONE SOUNDS WEIRD.
1009
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,070
- MY DAD HURLED IT
ACROSS THE ROOM.
1010
00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:18,897
- WHY?
1011
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,730
- WELL, I THOUGHT
THAT IT WAS IN MY PURSE,
1012
00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:25,673
BUT IT WASN'T,
SO HE SAW OUR TEXTS.
1013
00:39:27,067 --> 00:39:28,327
- THE NAKED ONES?
1014
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:29,473
- YEAH.
1015
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,167
- OH.
1016
00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:33,497
I'M SURPRISED HE'S NOT
BANGING MY DOOR DOWN RIGHT NOW.
1017
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:36,070
- DON'T LET HIM SCARE YOU.
- HE'S A DOCTOR.
1018
00:39:36,067 --> 00:39:38,527
HE HAS SCALPELS
AND OTHER INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE
1019
00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:41,073
HE CAN USE
TO TEAR APART MY KNEES.
1020
00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:42,627
I LIKE MY KNEES.
1021
00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:46,503
- YEAH, AND I LOVE
THE REST OF YOUR BODY.
1022
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,200
GOOD NIGHT, PHIL.
1023
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,830
[giggles]
1024
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:59,873
**
1025
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,900
- * [vocalizing]
1026
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:12,270
* [vocalizing]
1027
00:40:12,267 --> 00:40:15,697
[knock at door]
1028
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,630
* [vocalizing]
1029
00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:23,933
- HEY.
1030
00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:25,173
I--
1031
00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:26,827
I LOVED YOUR SONG.
1032
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,773
IT MOVED ME.
1033
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,130
YOU MOVE ME.
1034
00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:36,133
[soft music]
1035
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:44,073
**
1036
00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:51,827
HOW DO YOU THINK
MOM WOULD FEEL
1037
00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:54,073
ABOUT ME AND CHLOE
BEING A COUPLE?
1038
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:56,767
I MEAN, I KNOW
THEY ONLY MET A FEW TIMES
1039
00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:58,227
BEFORE WE WERE EVEN
REALLY DATING,
1040
00:40:58,233 --> 00:41:02,433
BUT I WONDER
IF SHE'D APPROVE.
1041
00:41:02,433 --> 00:41:05,373
- I DON'T KNOW.
WHY?
1042
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,573
- BECAUSE I'M GONNA
ASK CHLOE TO MARRY ME.
1043
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:14,067
- * THIS COULD BE
THE BEST OF TIMES *
1044
00:41:14,067 --> 00:41:17,167
* WE COULD HAVE IT ALL
1045
00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:19,067
- ADMIT IT,
THIS FEELS RIGHT.
1046
00:41:19,067 --> 00:41:22,127
- IT FEELS GOOD, NOT RIGHT.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
1047
00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:26,133
- WOW, YOU'RE
ONE COMPLICATED CHICK, CHLO.
1048
00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:28,373
- [sighs]
YOU NEED TO GO.
1049
00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:30,067
- WHAT? YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT
AT 2:00 A.M.?
1050
00:41:30,067 --> 00:41:32,827
- ANOTHER RULE:
NO STAYING OVER.
1051
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:35,073
- WELL, LET'S
JUST BREAK THE RULES.
1052
00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:38,067
- NO, GO, NOW.
- [laughs]
1053
00:41:38,067 --> 00:41:39,867
- GET DRESSED.
1054
00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:42,067
- THAT'S COLD.
1055
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,967
- LOOK, TYLER,
WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THESE RULES.
1056
00:41:43,967 --> 00:41:45,527
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
1057
00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:47,833
- YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING HOTTER
THAN ME GETTING DRESSED
1058
00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:51,533
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
1059
00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:53,903
I FORGET, DID YOU LIKE
MY PECS OR MY ABS?
1060
00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:56,470
[laughter]
1061
00:41:56,467 --> 00:41:57,867
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
1062
00:41:57,867 --> 00:42:00,067
- NO, I'LL CALL YOU.
1063
00:42:00,067 --> 00:42:02,227
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED,
1064
00:42:02,233 --> 00:42:05,933
YOU DON'T KNOW MY NUMBER,
MY EMAIL, OR MY ADDRESS.
1065
00:42:05,933 --> 00:42:09,073
- YES, MA'AM.
WE'LL TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS.
1066
00:42:09,067 --> 00:42:11,967
- GOOD.
1067
00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:16,467
- * NEVER LET YOU GO
1068
00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,867
**
1069
00:42:18,867 --> 00:42:21,767
* NEVER LET YOU GO
1070
00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:24,467
[camera snapping]
1071
00:42:24,467 --> 00:42:25,397
- GOTCHA.
1072
00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:29,997
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