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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000 [upbeat dance music] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:13,930 ** 3 00:00:19,167 --> 00:00:20,767 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT. 4 00:00:20,767 --> 00:00:22,997 - WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MAKING THE VIDEO 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,170 IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SEND IT IN? 6 00:00:24,167 --> 00:00:25,497 - I WAS JUST WARMING UP. 7 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,330 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU WERE RECORDING! 8 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,533 I WASN'T EVEN DONE WITH THE SONG. 9 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:30,033 DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT I WAS HUMMING MY WAY 10 00:00:30,033 --> 00:00:31,573 THROUGH SOME OF THE SECOND VERSE? 11 00:00:31,567 --> 00:00:34,197 - I-I THOUGHT THAT WAS CUTE! EDDIE WILL TOO. 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,130 - EDDIE? OH, MY GOD, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. 13 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:39,033 MEL, GET THAT SONG BACK! 14 00:00:39,033 --> 00:00:41,603 - I CAN'T, IT'S IN CYBERSPACE. 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,730 - GET IT OUT OF THERE! 16 00:00:42,733 --> 00:00:44,103 - WELL, I CAN'T, IT'S THE INTERNET. 17 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,400 ONCE IT'S OUT THERE, IT'S JUST-- 18 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,600 - WE JUST SENT IT, OKAY? 19 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,270 THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY TO UN-SEND IT. 20 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:50,027 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW COMPUTERS WORK, LOREN? 21 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:51,133 - DO YOU? 22 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:53,273 - I KNOW THERE'S NO "UNSEND" BUTTON. 23 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:56,397 - MEL, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, OKAY, AND YOU KNOW THAT, 24 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,830 BUT YOU ARE PUTTING OUR FRIENDSHIP 25 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,203 IN TOTAL JEOPARDY RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 26 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,830 NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR THAT SONG, 27 00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:02,373 ESPECIALLY NOT EDDIE DURAN! 28 00:01:02,367 --> 00:01:05,127 THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING! 29 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:08,133 MEL, GET THAT SONG BACK RIGHT NOW. 30 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:10,633 - OKAY, OKAY. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 31 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:12,103 MAYBE THERE'S, LIKE, A CANCEL-- [computer beeps] 32 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,170 AH. 33 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:15,367 - WHAT WAS THAT? 34 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,067 - A PING. 35 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,497 - AN EMAIL PING? - YEAH. 36 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,270 IT'S A CONFIRMATION. THEY GOT YOUR SONG. 37 00:01:20,267 --> 00:01:22,327 YAY! 38 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,403 - YOU ARE SO DEAD! 39 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:30,203 - CHLOE, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING 40 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,500 FOR A LONG TIME. 41 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,430 - WHAT? 42 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:37,603 - WHAT DO YOU PREFER, MY PECS OR MY ABS? 43 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,330 - OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL. 44 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,603 - WHAT? I'M JOKING. 45 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,800 - NO, YOU'RE NOT, I KNOW YOU. 46 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,370 YOU HONESTLY WANT ME TO TELL YOU 47 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:45,897 WHAT MY FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY IS. 48 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,900 - YOU SOUND MAD. 49 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:52,830 - I'M NOT MAD, I-I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED. 50 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,170 YOUR ABS. - [laughs] 51 00:01:57,167 --> 00:02:00,497 - DEFINITELY YOUR ABS. - I KNEW IT. 52 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,230 [doorbell chimes] 53 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:06,767 - WAS THAT THE DOORBELL? - CHLOE, RELAX. 54 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:08,467 IT'S PROBABLY SOME KID SELLING CANDY BARS 55 00:02:08,467 --> 00:02:09,627 OR MAGAZINES. 56 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:11,633 - AT THIS HOUR? WHAT IF IT'S EDDIE? 57 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,233 - WE'D HEAR THE PAPARAZZI SHOUTING. 58 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:16,233 CHLOE, JUST RELAX. THEY'LL GO AWAY. 59 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:21,400 COME BACK TO BED. 60 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,530 COME ON. SEE? 61 00:02:24,533 --> 00:02:27,873 THEY'RE GONE. 62 00:02:27,867 --> 00:02:30,867 [rock music] 63 00:02:30,867 --> 00:02:38,067 ** 64 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:39,527 - CHLOE? 65 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:42,533 [upbeat pop] 66 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:47,533 ** 67 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:48,803 CHLOE? 68 00:02:51,267 --> 00:02:54,197 BABY? 69 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,833 BABY? 70 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,073 CHLOE? 71 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:01,727 - OH, EDDIE. - HEY. 72 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:03,473 - GOD, YOU SCARED ME. 73 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,227 - I'M SORRY, I RANG THE BELL TWICE. 74 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,073 - OH, I-I DIDN'T HEAR IT. 75 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,427 - WERE YOU SLEEPING? 76 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:10,203 - YEAH, I MUST'VE NODDED OFF. 77 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,900 I WISH YOU'D CALLED FIRST. 78 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,770 - OH, I'M SORRY. I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. 79 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:15,397 - OH, WELL, YOU DEFINITELY DID. 80 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,100 - DID YOU FORGET YOU GAVE ME A KEY? 81 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:19,570 - OF COURSE NOT. [chuckles nervously] 82 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,727 - ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'RE SWEATING. 83 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:25,233 - UM, YEAH, NO, I-I DON'T SWEAT, I GLISTEN. 84 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:27,203 - WELL, YOU'RE GLISTENING ALL OVER YOUR NECK. 85 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,570 YOU HAVE A FEVER? 86 00:03:28,567 --> 00:03:29,897 - UH, YEAH, I-I THINK SO. 87 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,600 THAT MUST BE WHY I FELL ASLEEP SO EARLY. 88 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,700 - OH, GOD, I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 89 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,430 - NOT NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE. 90 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:40,103 LOOK, I LOVE THAT YOU JUST CAME OVER, 91 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,230 BUT, UM, I-I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE WORKING. 92 00:03:43,233 --> 00:03:45,233 UM, HOW WAS THE MEETING WITH THE DIRECTOR? 93 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:47,073 - IT WAS OKAY. [chuckles] 94 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,727 THEN I STARTED WRITING NEW TUNES, 95 00:03:48,733 --> 00:03:50,603 AND I REALIZED I NEEDED SOME INSPIRATION-- 96 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,600 YOU. 97 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,070 - [laughs] 98 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,567 - SO PHIL HAS BEEN DOING EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN 99 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:57,697 TO IMPRESS ME. 100 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,600 YEAH, NO, FIRST, HE TOOK ME TO DINNER AT RUMOUR, 101 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,070 AND THEN HE GOT ME THE MOST SMASHING PAIR OF EARRINGS. 102 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:06,897 NICOLE, IT WAS THE MOST PERFECT NIGHT, 103 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:09,070 UNTIL MY DAD CAME AND SCORCHED IT. 104 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:10,727 LIKE, OKAY, NO, HE KICKED PHIL OUT. 105 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:12,233 LIKE, HE LITERALLY CHASED HIM OUT THE DOOR 106 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:13,773 LIKE HE WAS A RODENT. 107 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:15,527 [sighs] NO, I SERIOUSLY 108 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:17,133 CANNOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE. 109 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,403 WHAT? 110 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,730 [laughs] NO, WE WERE JUST, LIKE, FOOLING AROUND. 111 00:04:20,733 --> 00:04:23,933 IT WASN'T, LIKE, A MONDO DEAL OR ANYTHING. 112 00:04:23,933 --> 00:04:28,973 UH...ACTUALLY, NO, WE--WE HAVEN'T YET. 113 00:04:28,967 --> 00:04:30,567 NO, I-I TOLD PHIL THAT I WANTED TO WAIT 114 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:33,427 FOR OUR SPRING BREAK TRIP TO HAWAII. 115 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:35,533 YEAH. ARE YOU KIDDING? 116 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:37,873 NO, MY DAD THINKS I'M GOING WITH YOU AND REMI, 117 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:40,267 BUT IT'S JUST GONNA BE ME AND PHIL. 118 00:04:40,267 --> 00:04:42,767 SO ROMANTIC, RIGHT? [giggles] 119 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:44,397 [phone line clicks] 120 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:48,770 OH, I-I GOTTA GO. BYE. 121 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:50,667 - EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, DON. 122 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,727 THEY REFUSED OUR OFFER. 123 00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:54,733 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. YOU SAID IT WAS A SURE THING! 124 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:57,733 THOSE WERE YOUR WORDS, BRIAN. "A SURE THING." 125 00:04:57,733 --> 00:04:59,303 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT I HONESTLY THOUGHT, 126 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,100 BUT WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN B, DON. 127 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,930 - YES, WE SURE DO. THIS CAN'T GET OUT. 128 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:05,333 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 129 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,303 THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME IF IT GETS OUT. 130 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,800 - LET'S SIT DOWN AND TALK THROUGH IT FACE-TO-FACE? 131 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,270 - OKAY, COME TO MY HOUSE IN HALF AN HOUR. 132 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:24,297 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 133 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:28,200 - I'M JUST TRYING ON SANDALS FOR TONIGHT. 134 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,200 YOU LOOK STRESSED. 135 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,730 ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, DAD? 136 00:05:31,733 --> 00:05:34,433 - NO, IT'S NOTHING. IT'S WORK RELATED. 137 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:36,803 - IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE DOCTOR TALK. 138 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,070 IT SOUNDED LIKE SOME KIND OF LEGAL SITUAISH TO ME. 139 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:41,697 - I'LL HANDLE IT. 140 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,100 - OF COURSE YOU WILL. 141 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:47,400 YOU HANDLE THINGS. 142 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,170 - YOU KNOW, ADRIANA, 143 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:51,497 EVERYTHING I DO-- THE LONG HOURS-- 144 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:54,070 EVERYTHING I HAVE-- THIS HOUSE, THE CARS, 145 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:56,867 IT'S ALL FOR YOU. 146 00:05:56,867 --> 00:05:58,697 - IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME? 147 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,900 - NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU THINK 148 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,530 ABOUT HOW SPOILED AND UNGRATEFUL YOU CAN BE. 149 00:06:02,533 --> 00:06:05,533 ONE DAY, AND IT MIGHT BE VERY SOON, 150 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:08,773 YOU'RE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING, KID. 151 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:10,767 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 152 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,097 - YOU KEEP HANGING OUT WITH THAT LOSER PHIL, 153 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:17,070 YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. 154 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:22,700 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO BACK TOMORROW, 155 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,930 WE'LL SHOW HIM SOME MORE MERCH, 156 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:25,773 AND THEN YOU AND I ARE GRADUATING TO THE BIG TIME. 157 00:06:25,767 --> 00:06:28,127 CAN YOU HANDLE THAT, RAY? 158 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:29,833 - I-I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 159 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,603 I MEAN, I KINDA LIKE WHAT WE GOT GOING ON OUR OWN. 160 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,530 - OH, YOU LIKE GETTING MINIMUM WAGE FOR OUR HARD WORK? 161 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:34,533 - [sighs] NO, BUT I MEAN, 162 00:06:34,533 --> 00:06:36,533 WE'RE DOING ALL RIGHT. 163 00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:39,133 - ALL RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT THE MONEY. 164 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:41,073 WE GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT ACQUIRING GOODS. 165 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,067 SELLING THEM IS ANOTHER HEADACHE. 166 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,497 YOU GOTTA WORRY ABOUT GETTING JACKED 167 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,930 OR THE COPS ROLLING UP. 168 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:47,873 LET'S JUST LEAVE THE SELLING TO COLORADO 169 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,597 AND GET ON HIS PAYROLL. 170 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,870 - YOUR THING'S ALWAYS BEEN THOUGH, LIKE, 171 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,597 N-NOT WANTING A JOB, RIGHT? AND NOT WANTING A BOSS. 172 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,170 - DAMN RIGHT. 173 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:55,697 - SO NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO COZY UP TO COLORADO? 174 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:56,730 WHAT, YOU WANNA BE HIS BOY? 175 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:57,903 - THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS. 176 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,070 - WELL, THEN HOW IS IT, BRO? 177 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:01,067 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M NO ROCKET SURGEON, 178 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:02,397 SO EXPLAIN IT TO ME EASY. 179 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,830 - HE'S NOT OUR BOSS, HE'S OUR DISTRIBUTOR. 180 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,773 HE TAKES WHAT WE HAVE AND HE SELLS IT 181 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:09,227 TO WHAT THEY CALL AN END USER. 182 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:10,603 - WELL, HOW'S HE MAKE MONEY? 183 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,100 - BUYS A PHONE FROM US FOR $50, HE SELLS IT FOR $100. 184 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,930 - W-WHY DON'T WE JUST SELL IT FOR $100? 185 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:16,633 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE PICTURE HERE, RAY! 186 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:18,603 - NO, I'M NOT, MAN, ALL RIGHT? 187 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,800 NOW I'M MORE CONFUSED THAN EVER. 188 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,070 - ALL RIGHT, 189 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:24,567 CAN YOU JUST TRUST THAT THIS IS A BETTER DEAL FOR US? 190 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:25,827 HMM? 191 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:27,833 - I THINK IT'S A BETTER DEAL FOR YOU, PHIL. 192 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:29,673 YOU GET STEADY MONEY, GET TO KEEP YOUR GIRL HAPPY. 193 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:33,497 I GET LESS MONEY AND I CAN STILL GET PINCHED DOING A JOB. 194 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,670 - [sighs] 195 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:38,467 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE BIG TIME. 196 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,497 YOU KNOW, THIS IS HOW 197 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,900 YOU ESTABLISH YOURSELF FOR THE FUTURE. 198 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,700 YOU WORK WITH A PLAYER LIKE COLORADO. 199 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,770 - LOOK, MAN-- - IT'S THE GAME. 200 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,767 - I'LL WORK WITH HIM, ALL RIGHT? 201 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:47,497 BUT I DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR HIM. 202 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,730 - HE CAN OPEN BIG DOORS FOR US. 203 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:53,673 - I'M GONNA OPEN MY OWN DAMN DOOR. 204 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:54,697 I'M OUTTA HERE. 205 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,070 - RAY. 206 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:57,067 RAY. 207 00:07:57,067 --> 00:07:58,667 COME BACK, R-- [car door shuts] 208 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,067 RAY. 209 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,427 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SMALL-TIME, RAY. 210 00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:06,073 SMALL-TIME! 211 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:07,397 WHATEVER. 212 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,370 - A LITTLE WINE... 213 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,197 A LITTLE CANDLE LIGHT... 214 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,200 - [laughs] 215 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,300 - A LITTLE, UH, TOFU VINDALOO. 216 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,070 - ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 217 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,767 WHAT IS THIS, THEME NIGHT? 218 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,767 ARE WE WATCHING SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE LATER? 219 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:27,897 - NAH, I THOUGHT WE'D GO HARDCORE BOLLYWOOD... 220 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:30,400 IF WE EVEN GET TO WATCHING ANYTHING AT ALL. 221 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,270 - UH-OH. 222 00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:38,627 [phone rings] 223 00:08:38,633 --> 00:08:41,073 [clears throat] 224 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,067 [phone rings] 225 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,467 IT'S KILLING YOU, ISN'T IT? 226 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:46,327 - IT'S NOT KILLING ME, 227 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:48,133 BUT I AM LOSING FEELING IN MY EXTREMITIES 228 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,933 AND I THINK MY LEFT EYE IS GOING BLIND. 229 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:52,133 - [sighs] 230 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:55,833 GO AHEAD, ANSWER IT. 231 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:58,103 - NO. 232 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:01,230 I'LL LET 'EM CALL BACK LATER. 233 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:04,173 - MM-MMM, YOU'RE GONNA BE BUSY LATER. 234 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,627 - NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF BUSY. 235 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:09,073 - [laughs] 236 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:15,067 [phone continues ringing] 237 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,167 [phone dialing] - PICK UP THIS TIME, LOREN, 238 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,397 PICK UP. 239 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,470 - HEY, IT'S LOREN. LEAVE A MESSAGE. 240 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:26,927 - HI, LOREN, IT'S ME, AGAIN. 241 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,933 I'M SORRY. I'M SO, SO, SO, SO SORRY. 242 00:09:29,933 --> 00:09:32,373 I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THIS FOR YOU. 243 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:35,397 THIS IS, LIKE, MY 13th MESSAGE, BUT I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, 244 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,400 CALL ME. 245 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,330 [sighs] 246 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,630 - HEY, SWEETIE. - HI. 247 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,103 - WHAT'S WRONG? 248 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,100 - [sighs] THAT OBVIOUS, HUH? 249 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,200 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY KNOWN FOR YOUR POKER FACE. 250 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,130 WHAT'S GOING ON? 251 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,800 - WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 252 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,070 - I HAVE TO GO TO MELISSA'S TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE. 253 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,397 - AGAIN? DIDN'T YOU GUYS SAVE THE UNIVERSE LAST WEEK? 254 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,300 THAT MUST BE EXHAUSTING. - THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL, MOM. 255 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,330 - MM-MMM. 256 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,633 HONEY, NO. YOU'VE GOT HOMEWORK. 257 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:06,903 IT'S LATE. 258 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,430 - THIS IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN HOMEWORK! 259 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,603 I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND! 260 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,100 - OKAY, SPILL IT. 261 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,830 - [sighs] 262 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,703 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A SONG, BUT IT'S NOWHERE NEAR DONE, 263 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,730 AND MELISSA SENT IT IN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. 264 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:24,273 - SENT IT IN? AS IN THE EDDIE DURAN CONTEST? 265 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:25,327 - YES! 266 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,703 AND AT FIRST, SHE LIED TO ME ABOUT IT 267 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,630 AND SAID THAT SHE HAD DELETED IT WHEN SHE HADN'T, 268 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,973 AND THEN SHE SENDS IT IN AFTER I JUST TOLD HER NOT TO. 269 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,267 - WELL, SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT IF SHE DIDN'T THINK 270 00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,497 THE SONG WAS REALLY GOOD. 271 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,730 - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE THINKS, MOM. 272 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,533 IT WASN'T READY! I WASN'T READY! 273 00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,273 AND I HAVE TO GO TO MELISSA'S NOW! 274 00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,727 - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA STRANGLE HER, ARE YOU? 275 00:10:39,733 --> 00:10:41,803 BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE AN ACCESSORY TO THAT. 276 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,930 - MOM, STOP KIDDING AROUND! 277 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,273 I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS... 278 00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:47,197 - OKAY. - AND UNSEND THAT SONG, MOM! 279 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,830 - OKAY, WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE, 280 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:51,333 BECAUSE ONCE IT GETS SENT OUT, IT'S IN THE ETHER--IT'S THERE. 281 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,473 - OKAY, EVERYBODY'S AN EXPERT ON THE INTERNET TODAY. 282 00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:55,427 THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF WAY. 283 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,773 - OKAY, THERE MAY BE, 284 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,467 BUT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MELISSA'S 285 00:10:58,467 --> 00:10:59,827 AT THIS HOUR IN THAT STATE. 286 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:03,403 YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE. PLEASE SIT. 287 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,400 - [sighs] 288 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,597 YOU REALIZE MY LIFE IS OVER NOW, MOM? 289 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,530 COMPLETELY OVER. 290 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,073 - I KNOW YOU'RE SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR VOICE... 291 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,927 - WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T WANT THAT SONG SENT IN. 292 00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,603 - BUT MEL AND I BOTH KNOW 293 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,930 THAT YOU'RE A MUCH BETTER SINGER 294 00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:21,103 THAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT FOR. 295 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,970 - THAT'S EASY FOR YOU GUYS TO SAY. 296 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,297 YOU'RE NOT THE ONES WHO ARE GOING TO BE EMBARRASSED 297 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,830 IN FRONT OF EDDIE. - MM. 298 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,103 - WHAT IF HE SEES IT AND THINKS I'M A TOTAL LOSER? 299 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,430 - OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE YOURSELF CRAZY 300 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:32,073 WITH ALL THESE WHAT-IFS. 301 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,067 OKAY, WHAT IF SOMEONE HEARS YOUR SONG 302 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,227 AND THEY CAN'T STOP HUMMING IT TO THEMSELVES ALL DAY? 303 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,233 - LIKE WHO? 304 00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:39,403 - AND WHAT IF EDDIE HEARS IT 305 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,600 AND HE THINKS IT'S A MASTERPIECE? 306 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,800 - [sighs] MOM, STOP. 307 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,900 - AND WHAT IF YOU ACTUALLY WIN THAT CONTEST? 308 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,730 - WHAT IF I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN? 309 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,303 - YOU'RE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 310 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,270 - [sighs] I AM NOT, MOM. 311 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,627 - OH, HONEY, WHEN YOU WERE TEN, 312 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,633 YOU DID FIVE DRAFTS OF THE BOOK REPORT 313 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,173 ON TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. 314 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,367 - WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING AT SOMETHING 315 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:56,927 IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT PERFECT? 316 00:11:56,933 --> 00:12:00,973 - BUT YOU CAN'T USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO NOT TRY, 317 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,527 TO NOT SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOU CAN DO, 318 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,303 TO NOT-- NOT TAKE A CHANCE. 319 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,670 - I CAN'T HELP IT. 320 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,067 - [sighs] 321 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:11,967 OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, 322 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:14,327 BUT IT MAKES ME NINE KINDS OF SAD 323 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,073 THAT YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE HALF AS GREAT 324 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,827 AS I KNOW YOU ARE. 325 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:22,303 - THANKS, MOM. 326 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:26,500 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE MELISSA DID YOU A FAVOR 327 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,730 BY SENDING IN THAT SONG. 328 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:30,133 YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS, 329 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:33,073 MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL EVEN THANK HER. 330 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:38,197 - I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S SO MAD. 331 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,800 YOU KNOW, IT'S-- 332 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,470 [sighs] IT'S PERSONAL. 333 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:43,797 IT'S LIKE A-- IT'S LIKE A DIARY. 334 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,070 I MEAN, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF PART OF YOUR DIARY 335 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,767 WAS OUT ON THE INTERNET? 336 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,567 - THAT'S KIND OF WHAT MY VIDEO BLOG IS. 337 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:54,127 I LIKE IT. LOREN'S DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? 338 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,933 SHE'S SO TALENTED AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT. 339 00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,273 SHE NEEDS TO BE PUSHED, 340 00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:00,527 AND, YOU KNOW, I CAN PUSH WITH THE BEST OF 'EM. 341 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,073 - YEAH, YOU CAN. 342 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,727 YOU EVER TOLD HER THIS? 343 00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:05,433 - ABOUT A BILLION TIMES. 344 00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:08,603 NOW SHE'S NOT EVEN TAKING MY CALLS. 345 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,130 THAT'S WHY IT'S SO URGENT, DAD. 346 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,133 SHE'S NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, 347 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,503 NOT EVEN AFTER I POSTED THOSE PICS 348 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,670 FROM SEVENTH GRADE ON TUMBLR. 349 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,067 NO, I-I HAVE TO SEE HER FACE TO FACE. 350 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:21,767 - WELL, YOU WILL SEE HER IN THE MORNING, OKAY? 351 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,397 - I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP. 352 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,230 - I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER GROUNDING YOU. 353 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:33,903 - WHAT'S IT GONNA COST FOR YOU TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY? 354 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,070 COME ON, DAD. PLEASE? 355 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,767 A-ALL RULES OF GROUNDING MAKE EXCEPTIONS 356 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,227 FOR MATTERS OF LIFE AND DEATH, 357 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,733 OR WHEN BEST FRIENDS DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER. 358 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:47,503 PLEASE? - [groans] 359 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,200 JUST GET BACK AS SOON AS YOU CAN. 360 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,300 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 361 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,630 THANK YOU SO MUCH, DAD. I LOVE YOU. 362 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,233 - OKAY, I LOVE YOU TOO. - I LOVE YOU. 363 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,173 I LOVE YOU. - [laughs] 364 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,897 - YOU THINK THAT WORKED? 365 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,430 - WORKED? [laughs] 366 00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:07,903 WHAT WORKED? 367 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:12,270 - YOU THINK WE STARTED A FAMILY? 368 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,427 - JAKE, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 369 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:16,273 THE DINNER? THE FLOWERS? 370 00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,967 YOU THOUGHT THAT THE TIMING WOULD BE RIGHT? 371 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:21,197 - NO, I MEAN, IT WAS ACTUALLY SORT OF AN AFTERTHOUGHT. 372 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,070 - PILLOW TALK, HUH? 373 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:26,497 - ON A GRAND SCALE, YEAH. - [laughs] 374 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,530 UH, IS THIS YOUR NOT-SO-SUBTLE WAY 375 00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,303 OF LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT A BABY? 376 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:36,630 - IT'S MY WAY OF OPENING UP THE CONVERSATION. 377 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:39,373 - Y-YOU THINK WE'RE READY? 378 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:42,167 - I DON'T KNOW, ARE WE? 379 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,203 - I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. 380 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,530 RIGHT NOW, I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA OF US BEING TOGETHER 381 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,873 WITHOUT HAVING TO BE PRODUCTIVE. 382 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,327 - ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT BABIES? 383 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,633 - UH-UH. 384 00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,433 BABY, LATELY, I DON'T KNOW, 385 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,203 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING 386 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,200 EVERY SECOND. 387 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,600 - I DO NOT. 388 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,130 AND IF IT'S ABOUT THE PHONE THING, 389 00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,303 BABY, TODAY IS A BIG DAY. 390 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,800 YOU KNOW, WITH THE RESPONSE FROM THE-- 391 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,600 THE SONG CONTEST, IT'S GOING THROUGH THE ROOF. 392 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,700 AND TO BE FAIR, IF-- IF YOU HAD YOUR PHONE NEARBY 393 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:17,070 AND YOU NEEDED TO CHECK IT, I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED ONE BIT. 394 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,897 - I DON'T GET SUCH IMPORTANT CALLS. 395 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,170 - OH, SURE YOU DO. 396 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,697 YOU JUST DON'T TELL ME ABOUT 'EM. 397 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,500 I KNOW YOUR JOB IS JUST AS TAXING AS MINE IS. 398 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,500 - EXCEPT I DON'T TAKE MINE HOME. 399 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,130 - OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING NASTY. 400 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,773 - [laughs] 401 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:36,267 ACTUALLY, I DID GET QUITE AN INTERESTING PHONE CALL 402 00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:38,467 WHILE I WAS WAITING AT DINNER. 403 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:39,727 KELLY, MY-- 404 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,533 - OH, YOUR SORORITY SISTER FROM NEW YORK, RIGHT? 405 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,733 WORKS A&R FOR SOME LITTLE, UH, RECORD LABEL, RIGHT? 406 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,173 - YES, THAT'S HER. 407 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:47,427 YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT DINNER WITH YOUR WIFE. 408 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,273 - THIS IS GONNA GO ON FOR MONTHS, ISN'T IT? 409 00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:53,467 - ANYWAY, SHE'S PLANNING ON VISITING L.A. 410 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:54,797 - OH, GOOD, WHEN? 411 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,430 - WELL, KNOWING HER, 412 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:59,273 IT COULD BE TWO YEARS FROM NOW OR TOMORROW. 413 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:03,197 JUST KNOW THAT WHEN SHE COMES, WE NEED TO BATTEN THE HATCHES. 414 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,400 - SHE'S THAT WILD? - NOT WILD. 415 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,730 INTENSE. 416 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,233 I WAS NEVER ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH HER. 417 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,433 I HOPE SHE'S CALMED DOWN, I SWEAR. 418 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:13,373 - WELL, GIRLS LIKE THAT USUALLY DON'T. 419 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,567 - LISTEN, IF SHE ENDS UP COMING FOR A FEW DAYS, 420 00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:19,827 IT'S COOL IF SHE STAYS HERE, RIGHT? 421 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,203 - YEAH, JUST GIVE ME NOTICE, OKAY? 422 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,130 - MM-HMM. 423 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,727 [knock at door] 424 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,933 - [sighs] 425 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:30,933 OH. 426 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,073 - HOW BAD IS IT? 427 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,527 - UH, WORSE THAN THE PICTURES ON TUMBLR. 428 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:35,603 - CAN I SEE HER? 429 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,370 - UH, SHE'S PRETTY UPSET. 430 00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,827 - ONLY I CAN MAKE IT BETTER. 431 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,073 - OKAY, JUST MAKE SURE THERE'S NO SHARP OBJECTS 432 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,527 WITHIN HER REACH. 433 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,603 - OKAY. 434 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,367 [knock at door] 435 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:52,097 - I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK. 436 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,597 - MY DAD TOLD ME TO DO THAT. HE GAVE ME THIS. 437 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,600 THOUGHT IT'D BE HILARIOUS. 438 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,800 I'LL TELL HIM IT WORKED. 439 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,700 "LOREN LAUGHED AND LAUGHED." 440 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,303 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GROSS WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 441 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,700 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO PUT THIS BACK IN POCKET. 442 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,630 CAN I JUST THROW IT OUT HERE? 443 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,167 [wastebasket lid shuts] 444 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,627 [sighs] 445 00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,273 I'M HERE TO MAKE THIS BETTER, LO. 446 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,727 I KNOW I APOLOGIZED A THOUSAND TIMES IN MY MESSAGES, 447 00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:34,633 BUT I'M NOT SORRY AT ALL. 448 00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:36,873 [chuckles] YEAH, I KNEW THAT'D GET YOUR ATTENTION. 449 00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,097 BUT IT'S TRUE, I'M NOT. 450 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,070 I'M NOT SORRY, AND YOU KNOW, 451 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:42,227 IF I HAD THE CHANCE, I'D DO IT AGAIN. 452 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,773 - GO HOME, MEL. - NO! 453 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,667 YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. 454 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,567 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, AND I LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER, 455 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,827 BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED A KICK IN THE BUTT. 456 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,703 - I AM SO MAD AT YOU. 457 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,700 - I'M MORE MAD AT YOU! 458 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,770 - WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? 459 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,327 - YOU HAVE ALL THIS TALENT, 460 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,273 AND YOU KEEP IT HIDDEN IN THIS LITTLE ROOM. 461 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,627 - WHY WOULD THAT MAKE YOU MAD? 462 00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,173 - 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE THAT TALENT. 463 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:03,667 I DON'T HAVE THAT ONE THING I'M GREAT AT LIKE YOU. 464 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,127 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR VIDEOS AND YOUR MOVIES? 465 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:09,103 - I JUST MESS AROUND WITH THAT STUFF. 466 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,670 IT'S NOT A SERIOUS THING LIKE YOUR SONGS. 467 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,327 MAYBE I'LL KEEP AT IT 468 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,733 AND IT MIGHT TURN INTO SOMETHING, 469 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:17,833 BUT YOUR TALENT IS HERE AND NOW. 470 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:21,903 YOU ARE SO LUCKY AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 471 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,270 - I'M NOT THAT GOOD! 472 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,167 - YOU ARE THE BEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER I HAVE EVER SEEN, 473 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,327 AND IT'S SUCH A WASTE 474 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,833 'CAUSE ONLY ME AND YOUR MOM KNOW IT. 475 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,233 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENT, LOREN, 476 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,173 AND THAT'S WHY I'M MAD AT YOU. 477 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,567 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. 478 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,667 - MEL. 479 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,627 [sighs] 480 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:45,633 [soft guitar music] 481 00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:50,973 ** 482 00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:53,697 - YAY. - [laughs] 483 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,570 - [coughing] 484 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,867 - OKAY. 485 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:59,497 - OH, THANKS FOR THE TEA. 486 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,730 - DRINK LOTS OF LIQUIDS. 487 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,203 - YES, DOCTOR. 488 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,470 - WOW. 489 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:08,227 - HMM? 490 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,573 - YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 491 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,397 - OH. [nervous laugh] 492 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,900 - WHAT? WHAT? 493 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,070 DO YOU NOT FEEL BEAUTIFUL? 494 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,397 I, UM, I-I JUST THINK THE COLD MEDICINE'S KICKING IN, 495 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,730 THAT'S ALL. 496 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:22,273 - OH, BABY, DON'T PUMP YOURSELF FULL OF THAT STUFF. 497 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:24,327 - COME ON, CHLOE, GET RID OF HIM. 498 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,073 - I'LL MAKE YOU SOME OF MY MOM'S CHICKEN SOUP. 499 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,267 - CHICKEN SOUP? 500 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,097 - YEAH, SHE USED TO MAKE IT FOR ME ALL THE TIME. 501 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,330 IT WAS ALWAYS THE CURE. 502 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,073 EVEN WHEN I WENT ON TOUR WITH THEM, 503 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,527 SHE'D ALWAYS FIND A KITCHEN AND MAKE IT FOR ME. 504 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,203 SO HOW ARE YOU ON INGREDIENTS? - OH, HEY, UM. 505 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,530 YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING IN THERE. 506 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,373 IT'S JUST AN ORANGE AND OLD GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. 507 00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,397 UM, CAN YOU MAKE SOUP OUT OF THAT? 508 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,400 - MM-MMM. [laughs] 509 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,930 WE'LL ORDER IN. - IT'S NOT NECESSARY. 510 00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,073 - NO, BABY, I KNOW IT'S NOT GONNA BE AS GOOD AS MY MOM'S, 511 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,567 BUT THERE'S A DELI RIGHT DOWN THE STREET. 512 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,967 - NO, REALLY, I'M NOT HUNGRY. 513 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:55,427 - BABY, YOU'RE FREEZING. 514 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,973 SIT DOWN, LET ME GET YOU A-- 515 00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,167 - EDDIE! NO, NO, NO, UM... 516 00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,297 - SWEETIE, I'M GONNA GET YOU A SWEATER. 517 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,200 - NO, NO, I-I REALLY JUST WANT TO GO TO BED, 518 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,970 AND I WOULD HATE FOR YOU TO CATCH MY COLD. 519 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:07,267 - OKAY, YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME? 520 00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,967 - I AM. I TOTALLY AM. 521 00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:13,397 I AM GETTING RID OF YOU OUT OF LOVE. 522 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,100 - ALL RIGHT. YOU GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO BED? 523 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,670 - IF I CAN EVEN MAKE IT THERE. 524 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,267 - HA HA HA. - I'M KIDDING. 525 00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:23,627 - HEY... I LOVE YOU. 526 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,573 - MM, WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU STEP UP, AND, UH, 527 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,397 DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, HMM? 528 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,830 - WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO 529 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,303 GET DOWN ON MY KNEE AND PROPOSE RIGHT NOW 530 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,430 WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO PASS OUT? - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 531 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,333 I'M IN NO CONDITION TO GET ENGAGED TONIGHT. 532 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,633 MAYBE TOMORROW? 533 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:39,903 - MAYBE TOMORROW. 534 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,130 [laughs] 535 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:42,603 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY ALONE? 536 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,770 - I'M NOT GONNA BE ALONE. I WILL BE DREAMING OF YOU. 537 00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,467 - MM-HMM? - MM-HMM. 538 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:50,267 - IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, OKAY? 539 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,897 - I KNOW. 540 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,830 THANK YOU. 541 00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:03,797 - THIS IS INSANE! 542 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,267 - IT WOULD HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING IF HE SAW YOU HERE! 543 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,727 - YOU KNOW, I WISH IT HAD, 544 00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:12,073 BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SAP THAT WAS OOZING OUT OF YOU. 545 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,427 "I'M GETTING RID OF YOU OUT OF LOVE." 546 00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:15,273 - HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU 547 00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:17,067 THAT EDDIE IS MY BOYFRIEND? 548 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,227 AND HE WOULDN'T BE FOR MUCH LONGER 549 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,373 IF HE SAW YOU HERE. 550 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,067 - WELL, I'M NOT READY TO LET YOU GO. 551 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:24,197 - OH, MY GOD, WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER IN FOREVER! 552 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,570 I'VE BEEN WITH EDDIE FOR A YEAR. 553 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,067 - NOT EXCLUSIVELY. 554 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,667 - THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW. 555 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,367 OKAY? WHAT-- WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 556 00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:32,627 I WAS ACTUALLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM? 557 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:33,973 - [laughs] I'D KNOW YOU WERE LYING. 558 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,297 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CALLED ME OVER HERE TONIGHT. 559 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,870 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 560 00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:39,067 - YOU WEREN'T THINKING. YOU WEREN'T THINKING, 561 00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:40,527 'CAUSE THAT'S THE KEY TO OUR THING. 562 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,173 WE'RE ONLY HAPPY WHEN WE'RE NOT THINKING 563 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:46,067 BECAUSE WE'RE TOO BUSY TAKING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES OFF. 564 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,500 I HATE SEEING YOU WITH HIM. 565 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,670 - THEN LOOK THE OTHER WAY. 566 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,127 - I'M TIRED OF LOOKING THE OTHER WAY. 567 00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:52,333 I'M BETTER THAN HIM. 568 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,633 I'M HOTTER AND I'M JUST AS TALENTED. 569 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:56,573 HE'S ONLY A STAR BECAUSE HIS PARENTS WERE. 570 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,197 AND IF HE WASN'T BORN INTO IT, 571 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,700 HE'D BE HITTING THE PAVEMENT JUST LIKE ME. 572 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,100 - OH, WHAT? NOW ARE YOU AUDITIONING 573 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,370 FOR THE ROLE OF MY BOYFRIEND? 574 00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:04,327 - I'VE PLAYED THAT PART BEFORE. 575 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,633 - THINGS ARE DIFFERENT, OKAY? 576 00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:09,073 I-IT WOULD INCLUDE FANCY DINNERS A-AND EXPENSIVE GIFTS. 577 00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:10,827 COULD YOU DO THAT? 578 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:13,073 - AS SOON AS I CATCH A BREAK AND I GET BACK ON MY FEET, YEAH. 579 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,267 - OKAY, SAY THAT DOES HAPPEN. 580 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,597 WOULD YOU WANT TO MARRY ME? 581 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,070 - [sighs] COME ON, CHLOE. 582 00:22:18,067 --> 00:22:19,697 - EDDIE IS GONNA PROPOSE TO ME, 583 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,230 AND WHEN HE DOES, I'M GONNA SAY YES, 584 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:22,533 WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 585 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,503 SO IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE WITH THIS THING, 586 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,600 WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOME CONDITIONS. 587 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,230 - YOU MEAN LIKE A GAME? 588 00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:32,773 - YEAH, AND YOU HAVE TO PLAY BY ALL THE RULES. 589 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,200 - HOW SEXY IS THAT? 590 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,800 A MAN WITH NO SHIRT ON CLEANING UP. 591 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,930 - [laughs] 592 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,873 - OH. - HEY, BA-- 593 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,067 - MM-MMM, I CANNOT BELIEVE 594 00:22:51,067 --> 00:22:53,397 I'M ACTUALLY JEALOUS OF THIS THING! 595 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,930 I FEEL LIKE I'M COMPETING WITH IT FOR YOUR AFFECTION 596 00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:58,503 AND ATTENTION. 597 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:02,330 - MM-MMM. 598 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,503 - I MEAN, WOULD YOU BE HAPPY IF I HAD A REAL AFFAIR? 599 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,930 - WELL, THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU. 600 00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:09,633 - WELL, GOOD THING I ONLY HAVE EYES 601 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:12,133 FOR MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE. - MM. 602 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:15,173 RIGHT ANSWER. 603 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,327 DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE'VE JUST GONE 604 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,173 FROM TALKING ABOUT HAVING BABIES 605 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:22,127 TO HAVING AFFAIRS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR? 606 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:24,403 - WELL, WE ARE A PERFECTLY MODERN FAMILY. 607 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,630 - THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 608 00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:28,633 I WANT US TO START A FAMILY. 609 00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:29,803 - YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND? 610 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,330 - NO, IT'S NOT THAT I NEVER WANTED IT, 611 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,503 I JUST--I DON'T KNOW IF THE TIMING'S RIGHT. 612 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,770 - BABY, IF WE WAIT FOR THE PERFECT TIMING, 613 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:36,097 IT MIGHT NEVER COME. 614 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,400 - YOU CAN BARELY TEAR YOURSELF AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE. 615 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,330 - IT'S JUST BEEN CRAZY AT CAMP EDDIE 616 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:41,973 WITH THE SONG CONTEST 617 00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:43,297 AND THE COVER SHOOT FOR NEW MUSICAL EXPRESS. 618 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,430 - THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY. 619 00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:45,733 IF IT'S NOT THE CONTEST OR THE SHOOT, 620 00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:46,733 IT'S SOMETHING ELSE. 621 00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:48,473 - I'M WORKING ON DELEGATING MORE. 622 00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:50,897 - WELL, I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH. - [laughs] 623 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,230 BABY, IT'LL HAPPEN, OKAY? 624 00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:54,333 I JUST HAVE TO FIND THE RIGHT PERSON, YOU KNOW? 625 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,503 - SOMEONE WHO'S-- - JUST AS COMPULSIVE AS YOU ARE. 626 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,100 - EXACTLY. - MM-HMM. 627 00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,800 [laughs] 628 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,230 BABY, I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BUILD WITH THE COMPANY. 629 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,573 I KNOW THE SONGWRITING CONTEST IS GONNA BE ENORMOUS. 630 00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:07,367 - WELL, IF WE CAN GET SOME GOOD MATERIAL. 631 00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:09,667 - I'M SURE THERE'LL BE AT LEAST ONE. 632 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:12,167 - IF NOT, I HAVE JUST MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. 633 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,727 - THAT'D BE A FIRST. 634 00:24:13,733 --> 00:24:16,673 - COME HERE, YOU. 635 00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:22,603 - JUST LIKE THAT. - [drumming] 636 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:27,330 - * [vocalizing] 637 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,903 [laughs] 638 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,170 * [vocalizing] 639 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:32,097 - STOP! I HEARD POUNDING! I HEARD POUNDING! 640 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,430 IT SOUNDED VIOLENT. - MOM, RELAX. 641 00:24:33,433 --> 00:24:34,973 - WELL, I'M JUST SAYING, YOU'RE 18. 642 00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:36,067 YOU COULD BE TRIED AS AN ADULT. 643 00:24:36,067 --> 00:24:37,767 WE'RE TALKING HARD TIME. 644 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,067 - RELAX, THAT FIGHT'S SO FIVE MINUTES AGO. 645 00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:41,827 - OH, HOW'D YOU GET OVER IT? 646 00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:44,833 - I JUST KEPT HAVING TO TELL HER HOW GREAT SHE IS. 647 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,173 - OH, THAT OLD TRICK. 648 00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:47,867 - YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY. 649 00:24:47,867 --> 00:24:49,197 BUT NONE OF THAT MADE ME FORGET 650 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,100 THAT YOU SENT THAT SONG IN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION 651 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,330 TO THE ONLY MAN THAT I WILL EVER TRULY LOVE. 652 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,333 - THAT'S WHY I DID IT, 653 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:56,073 TO MOVE THINGS ALONG BETWEEN YOU TWO. 654 00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:57,067 - YEAH, AND I'M SURE WHEN EDDIE HEARS IT 655 00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:59,127 HE'S GONNA SWOOP RIGHT IN HERE. 656 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,133 - THAT WOULD MAKE ALL THIS ANXIETY WORTH IT. 657 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,433 - AWW. - TOLD YOU. 658 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:04,373 - SO IF YOU WEREN'T POUNDING MELISSA'S HEAD, 659 00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:06,067 WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE? 660 00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:08,127 - HELLO? MAKING MAGIC. 661 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,473 - WE WERE WORKING ON A NEW SONG TOGETHER. 662 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,397 - MAYBE, MEL, YOU CAN HELP HER 663 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,530 OVERCOME THE SELF-DOUBT SHE'S CURSED WITH. 664 00:25:14,533 --> 00:25:16,733 - [scoffs] THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO. 665 00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:18,803 I'M HER BEST FRIEND, NOT A MIRACLE WORKER. 666 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,430 - DID YOU GUYS EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THE REASON I AM SO-- 667 00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:23,773 I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M GOOD, BECAUSE I'M NOT-- 668 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,127 BUT THE REASON I MIGHT BE SO GOOD 669 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:28,233 IS THAT I AM HARD ON MYSELF? 670 00:25:28,233 --> 00:25:30,473 - OKAY, THAT'S TRUE, BUT YOU CAN'T BE SUCH A PERFECTIONIST 671 00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:32,267 THAT YOU DON'T LET ANYONE ELSE HEAR YOUR MUSIC. 672 00:25:32,267 --> 00:25:35,097 - EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR YOUR SONGS, EVEN EDDIE. 673 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,300 - HE WILL FLIP FOR THEM. - OH, HOW DO YOU KNOW? 674 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,170 - IT'S CALLED A BLIND FAITH 675 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,397 IN YOUR CHILDREN'S ABILITY TO SUCCEED. 676 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,570 - WELL, REMEMBER THAT WHEN I GET INTO LAW SCHOOL. 677 00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,067 - LAW SCHOOL? 678 00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,767 WE HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD FROM COLLEGES YET. 679 00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:48,267 - I'M JUST THINKING AHEAD. 680 00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:50,627 - YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT STUFF YET. 681 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,703 I MEAN, YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIGURE OUT YOUR FUTURE. 682 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,800 RIGHT NOW, JUST ENJOY THIS TIME, 683 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,200 CREATE MUSIC, 684 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,600 TAKE A CHANCE ON SOMETHING YOU REALLY LOVE. 685 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,770 - WHO SAYS I DON'T LOVE THE LAW? 686 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,767 UGH. [laughter] 687 00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:04,767 - OKAY, WELL, NOW I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING 688 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:06,767 THAT I'M REALLY GOOD AT, WHICH IS GOING TO BED. 689 00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,067 GOOD NIGHT, I LOVE YOU. - GOOD NIGHT, NORA. 690 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,597 - AND JUST DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE, OKAY? 691 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,630 GOOD NIGHT. 692 00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,773 - YOUR MOM'S THE BEST! 693 00:26:13,767 --> 00:26:15,097 CAN SHE GIVE MY MOM LESSONS? 694 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,430 - YEAH, I'LL JUST RENT HER OUT. 695 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:17,803 [laughter] 696 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,070 - I LOVE HOW SHE LOVES YOUR SONG 697 00:26:19,067 --> 00:26:20,167 EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NEVER LISTENED TO IT. 698 00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:22,267 - WELL, THE BIG QUESTION IS WILL EDDIE LIKE IT? 699 00:26:22,267 --> 00:26:24,267 - HE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO. 700 00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:26,067 HE JUST HAS TO HEAR IT FIRST THOUGH. 701 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:28,067 - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. 702 00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,567 HE PROBABLY HAS A HUGE STAFF OF PEOPLE 703 00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:31,567 LISTENING TO THOSE SONGS. IT MIGHT NOT EVEN GET TO HIM. 704 00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:33,497 - NO, NO, NO, IF THE STAFF PEOPLE LIKE IT, 705 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:37,270 IT'LL GET PASSED ALONG, TRUST ME. 706 00:26:37,267 --> 00:26:39,927 UNLESS WE GET IT TO HIM FIRST. 707 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,233 - RIGHT. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 708 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,073 BREAK INTO HIS PLACE AND HAND IT TO HIM PERSONALLY? 709 00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:45,427 - I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES. 710 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,200 - WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, 711 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,800 IT'S THE PRINCIPLE, 712 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,500 THAT TELLS ME IT'S ONLY ABOUT THE MONEY. 713 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,870 - I'M AFRAID YOU'RE RIGHT. 714 00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:57,767 - WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR THIS WOMAN TO GO AWAY? 715 00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:00,067 - YOU'VE MADE A GENEROUS OFFER ALREADY. 716 00:27:00,067 --> 00:27:01,667 THEY'RE IDIOTS NOT TO TAKE IT. 717 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:04,067 - THEY DON'T WANT TO GO TO COURT, DO THEY? 718 00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:05,327 - THAT'S WHY THEY HAVEN'T FILED THE LAWSUIT YET. 719 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,433 IT'S THEIR LEVERAGE TO MAKE US SWEAT. 720 00:27:07,433 --> 00:27:10,873 - I'M NOT GONNA BE EXTORTED. - OF COURSE NOT. 721 00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:13,597 BUT HOW MUCH ROOM DO WE HAVE TO NEGOTIATE? 722 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,230 - THAT WAS MY BEST OFFER, BRIAN, AND I CAN'T AFFORD THAT! 723 00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:17,703 I'VE GOT EXPENSES. I-- 724 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,530 MY DAUGHTER'S GOING TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR. 725 00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:22,073 - ADRIANA'S GOING TO COLLEGE? 726 00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:24,067 - YEAH, THE POINT IS MY MONEY IS TIED UP. 727 00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:28,227 THAT MEANS YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THIS, NOW. 728 00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:31,073 - LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 729 00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:33,767 [R&B music] 730 00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:35,897 - * WHOA 731 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,830 - [giggles] 732 00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:42,797 - * YEAH YEAH 733 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,070 * CITY OF L.A. 734 00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:51,527 ** 735 00:27:51,533 --> 00:27:53,333 * YEAH YEAH 736 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:57,233 - WHAT, NO PICTURE? 737 00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:58,473 ** 738 00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:01,767 - * L.A. 739 00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:06,067 * CITY OF THE SUN 740 00:28:06,067 --> 00:28:09,067 * OH, YOU AND ME 741 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:11,127 - OOF. [laughs] 742 00:28:11,133 --> 00:28:13,633 YOU SCARED ME. - [laughs] 743 00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:15,133 - DOING SOME READING? 744 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:18,303 - UH, I HAVE A BOOK REPORT DUE. 745 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,470 - GOOD, WHAT'S THE BOOK? 746 00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,227 - IT'S, UH... 747 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:25,633 RETAIL MANAGEMENT IN A FAST-EVOLVING MARKETPLACE. 748 00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:28,533 THE MOVIE WAS BETTER. [laughs] 749 00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:29,773 - FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT MAYBE 750 00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:32,497 YOU WERE CONSIDERING FOLLOWING IN MY FOOTSTEPS. 751 00:28:35,067 --> 00:28:37,067 - LOOK, I GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO, SO I'M GONNA... 752 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,167 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SURE IT CAN WAIT. 753 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,367 WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME IN THE KITCHEN? 754 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:40,597 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, OKAY? 755 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,700 - OH, HEY, DAD, YOU KNOW, 756 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,070 IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW. 757 00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:44,497 CAN WE MAYBE DO IT TOMORROW? 758 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,800 - NO, LET'S DO IT NOW. 759 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,070 WHY DON'T YOU CONSIDER IT A BREAK FROM YOUR-- 760 00:28:48,067 --> 00:28:50,227 YOUR READING? 761 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,200 - ALL RIGHT, DAD, 762 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,770 WHAT'S THIS BIG THING YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? 763 00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,467 - YOU'RE GRADUATING IN A FEW MONTHS, 764 00:29:01,467 --> 00:29:04,927 AND YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE. 765 00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:06,433 - WELL, RELAX, DAD, 766 00:29:06,433 --> 00:29:09,403 I'M NOT GONNA BE SOME SLACKING DEADBEAT. 767 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,070 - YOU HEARD FROM ANY SCHOOLS YET? 768 00:29:13,067 --> 00:29:17,697 - ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A YEAR OFF. 769 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,770 - TO DO WHAT? 770 00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:23,527 - GET A JOB. - WHAT KIND OF JOB? 771 00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:24,733 - I DON'T KNOW... - UH-HUH. 772 00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:26,873 - BUT I WILL FIGURE THAT OUT. 773 00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:29,197 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH OF A PLAN TO ME. 774 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,330 - I MEAN, LOTS OF KIDS TAKE A YEAR OFF BEFORE COLLEGE. 775 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,603 - YEAH, THEY DO. 776 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,100 THEY TAKE A YEAR OFF, AND THEN THAT YEAR 777 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,630 TURNS INTO ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN ANOTHER YEAR, 778 00:29:38,633 --> 00:29:40,233 AND THEN BEFORE THOSE KIDS KNOW IT, 779 00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:41,803 THEY ARE WORKING 60 HOURS A WEEK 780 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,470 AND THEY GOT A WIFE AND TWO KIDS 781 00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,167 AND THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL 782 00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:47,927 AND GET A DEGREE. 783 00:29:47,933 --> 00:29:49,733 - THEY DO ALL RIGHT WITHOUT ONE. 784 00:29:49,733 --> 00:29:51,433 IT'S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER. 785 00:29:51,433 --> 00:29:54,073 - NO, IT IS A LOT MORE THAN THAT, SON. 786 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:57,867 A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 787 00:29:57,867 --> 00:29:59,497 - LOOK, [clears throat] 788 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,570 DAD... 789 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,967 YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO GO TO COLLEGE 790 00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:06,227 WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS THAT I WANT TO STUDY, WOULD YOU? 791 00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:08,873 I MEAN THAT WOULD BE A HUGE WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY. 792 00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:11,297 - [laughs] OH, MAN. 793 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:14,330 OH, YOU HAVE JUST GOT ALL THE ANSWERS, DON'T YOU? 794 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:17,233 - I TRY. 795 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,470 - ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, SON? 796 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:25,627 - [laughs] WHAT? DAD. 797 00:30:25,633 --> 00:30:27,803 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 798 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,330 - YOU'RE ALWAYS SO SECRETIVE. 799 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,573 I NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 800 00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:34,067 YOU NEVER BRING ANY FRIENDS OVER TO THE HOUSE. 801 00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:35,897 - DAD, I'M 19. I DIDN'T THINK THAT I NEEDED 802 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,000 TO HAVE MY PLAYDATES OVER TO THE HOUSE ANYMORE. 803 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,330 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T LIKE TO INTERFERE 804 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:42,473 WITH YOU KIDS, OKAY? YOU KNOW THAT. 805 00:30:42,467 --> 00:30:44,197 BUT I JUST GOT THIS FEELING, 806 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,900 AND THEN THIS TICKET THING WITH MELISSA. 807 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:47,230 I MEAN, YOU'RE GIVING HER FAKE TICKETS TO A CONCERT-- 808 00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:49,233 - I EXPLAINED THAT! - YEAH, YOU DID. 809 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:51,633 AND YOU HAD ALL THE DETAILS JUST LIKE THAT. 810 00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:53,203 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING WAS, PHIL? 811 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,730 YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEEM THE LEAST BIT SORRY. 812 00:30:55,733 --> 00:30:56,933 - I WAS SORRY. - REALLY? 813 00:30:56,933 --> 00:30:58,933 - I--DAD, COME ON. 814 00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:02,173 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM. 815 00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:03,367 DID MELISSA BLAB SOMETHING? 816 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:04,697 - BLAB WHAT? 817 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:09,070 - I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU TELL ME. 818 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,097 - NO. 819 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,730 - NO, YOU KNOW, I-I GREW UP WITH A LOT OF GUYS 820 00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:15,203 WHO JUST THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING. 821 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,670 GUYS LIKE YOU, PHIL. 822 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:21,727 YOU KNOW, HUGE TEST SCORES. IQ TESTS OFF THE CHART. 823 00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:25,273 AND TROUBLE JUST SEEMED TO FOLLOW THEM EVERYWHERE. 824 00:31:25,267 --> 00:31:27,067 THEY HAD EVERYTHING THEY COULD WANT 825 00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:30,067 AND IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH. 826 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:36,330 - DAD, YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY, OKAY? 827 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,833 I DO HAVE EVERYTHING THAT I WANT. 828 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:41,973 I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS, THANKS TO YOU AND MOM. 829 00:31:45,733 --> 00:31:49,203 - GOOD. 830 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,070 I'M GONNA GO UP TO BED. 831 00:31:53,067 --> 00:31:57,497 DON'T YOU STAY UP TOO LATE STUDYING, OKAY? 832 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,500 - GOOD NIGHT. 833 00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:06,967 WHERE WERE YOU? 834 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,097 - LOREN'S. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 835 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,730 - I'M GOING DOWN TO A STREET CALLED 836 00:32:10,733 --> 00:32:12,833 NONE-OF-YOUR-BUSINESS. - OH, CAREFUL, 837 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,833 'CAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF UP-YOURS POTHOLES. 838 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:18,803 - IF MOM AND DAD ASK, UH, COVER FOR ME, OKAY? 839 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,970 - [cheery] UH, NO. 840 00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:24,297 - I'LL TELL DAD THAT YOU WERE OUT THIS LATE ON A SCHOOL NIGHT 841 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,400 AND YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE. 842 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,130 - I HAD DAD'S PERMISSION. 843 00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:29,133 - OH, ME TOO. - OH, REALLY? 844 00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:31,273 THEN WHY DO YOU NEED ME TO COVER FOR YOU? 845 00:32:31,267 --> 00:32:33,197 - JUST... 846 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,170 TELL THEM I WENT TO THAT LATE-NIGHT COPY PLACE 847 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,297 'CAUSE MY PRINTER RAN OUT OF INK, OKAY? 848 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,370 - MOM WILL BUY THAT, BUT DAD WON'T. 849 00:32:39,367 --> 00:32:40,597 HE'S ONTO YOU. 850 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,730 - I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE. - OKAY. 851 00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:43,903 WELL, THEN I'LL JUST KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR 852 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,830 THE MOMENT YOU LEAVE. 853 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,633 - ALL RIGHT... 854 00:32:50,633 --> 00:32:51,633 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 855 00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:54,673 - WHAT, TO KEEP QUIET? NOT MUCH. 856 00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:56,667 JUST DO MY LAUNDRY DUTY THIS WEEK 857 00:32:56,667 --> 00:33:00,397 AND MY DISHES DUTY NEXT WEEK. 858 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,900 - DEAL. - AND 50 BUCKS. 859 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,870 - DONE. - AND-- 860 00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,667 - "AND"? ARE YOU SERIOUS? 861 00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,227 - DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TO BREAK INTO 862 00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:12,133 A FANCY PENTHOUSE APARTMENT? 863 00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:15,597 - I'LL BE IN TOUCH. - GOOD. 864 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,600 [R&B music] 865 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,500 * 866 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,070 - * YEAH YEAH 867 00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:29,067 * CITY OF L.A. 868 00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:32,397 ** 869 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,370 * YEAH YEAH 870 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:37,497 ** 871 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,070 - [sighs angrily] 872 00:33:40,067 --> 00:33:42,867 - * L.A.* 873 00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:46,527 * CITY OF THE SUN 874 00:33:46,533 --> 00:33:51,433 * OH, YOU AND ME 875 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:59,230 - [laughs] - HEY. HEY. 876 00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:01,133 I'M UP. [groans] 877 00:34:01,133 --> 00:34:04,673 - YOU WERE SLEEPING. 878 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,227 - NO, I WAS JUST, UH, 879 00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:09,173 I WAS GOING OVER THE PLANS FOR THE CLUB. 880 00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:11,627 BAH, WHAT A MESS. 881 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,273 WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR BEING READY BY NEXT WEEK. 882 00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:15,767 - WELL, I PEEKED IN BEFORE I CAME UP HERE. 883 00:34:15,767 --> 00:34:16,797 IT LOOKS GOOD. 884 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,270 - YEAH, I MEAN, PARTS OF IT. 885 00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,327 IT'S JUST THE LITTLE THINGS, YOU KNOW? 886 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,633 THE SOUND SYSTEM HAS NO MIDRANGE, 887 00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:25,533 THE ELECTRIC BOARD HASN'T EVEN ARRIVED YET, 888 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,973 AND I GOT ALL THESE INSPECTIONS. 889 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,627 IT'S JUST ONE HEADACHE AFTER THE OTHER. 890 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,973 - AH, IF ANYONE CAN PULL IT OFF, YOU CAN. 891 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:35,497 - I HOPE SO. I HOPE SO. 892 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,670 I GOT A LOT RIDING ON THIS PLACE. 893 00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:40,967 - I'M SO PSYCHED YOU'RE DOING THIS, DAD. 894 00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:44,327 - ME TOO. - [sighs] 895 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,073 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 896 00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:47,497 I MEAN, YOU NEVER SHOW UP AT THIS HOUR. 897 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,100 EVERYTHING OKAY? 898 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,400 - YEAH. 899 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400 I MEAN, I WAS WRITING SOME SONGS. 900 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,770 JAKE WANTS NEW MATERIAL BY THE END OF THE MONTH, SO... 901 00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:57,767 - AH, JAKE DOESN'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT THE PROCESS. 902 00:34:57,767 --> 00:35:00,667 SONGS COME WHEN THEY COME. 903 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:01,897 LISTEN, DON'T LET HIM 904 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,130 PUSH YOU INTO SONGS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE. 905 00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:06,573 YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MATERIAL. - NAH, IT'S OKAY. 906 00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:09,397 I MEAN, YEAH, I WAS-- I WAS HAVING SOME TROUBLE, 907 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,200 BUT I DECIDED TO TAKE A DRIVE 908 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,400 AND I ENDED UP AT CHLOE'S HOUSE, 909 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,670 AND I SPENT TEN MINUTES WITH HER 910 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:17,327 AND NOW I HAVE 20 DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR SONGS. 911 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:20,203 - YEAH, SHE'S GOOD FOR YOUR FLOW. 912 00:35:22,067 --> 00:35:23,527 - MY MUSE. 913 00:35:23,533 --> 00:35:27,203 - YEAH, WELL, I REMEMBER THAT FEELING. 914 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,070 YOUR MOM WAS, UH-- WELL, SHE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL. 915 00:35:30,067 --> 00:35:34,197 SHE-- SHE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. 916 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,670 NO ONE ELSE COULD INSPIRE ME LIKE SHE DID. 917 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:40,197 - THAT'S WHAT CHLOE'S LIKE. 918 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,070 SHE'S SPECIAL, DAD. 919 00:35:43,067 --> 00:35:44,527 - DO YOU WANT ONE? 920 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,873 I KNOW MODELS DON'T EAT, BUT THIS IS CRAZYTOWN. 921 00:35:47,867 --> 00:35:49,367 - IT'S SO YOU DON'T MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 922 00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:51,867 NOW SIT DOWN AND LISTEN. 923 00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:53,967 - OH, I LOVE THE SERGEANT VOICE. 924 00:35:53,967 --> 00:35:56,467 - RULE ONE: WE MEET AT YOUR PLACE. 925 00:35:56,467 --> 00:35:58,067 - WHY? YOUR PLACE IS SO MUCH SWEETER. 926 00:35:58,067 --> 00:35:59,827 - RULES CAN'T BE ARGUED WITH. 927 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,573 RULE NUMBER TWO: WE CAN NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TOGETHER. 928 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,727 NOT EVEN THOSE OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACES. 929 00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:05,933 - DOES THAT INCLUDE LUCY'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES 930 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:07,233 IN LONG BEACH? 931 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,073 - I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS, 932 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,467 BUT YES THAT INCLUDES ANY AND ALL PUBLIC PLACES. 933 00:36:11,467 --> 00:36:14,127 - AM I ALLOWED TO GO OUT IN THE PUBLIC BY MYSELF? 934 00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:16,073 - YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONTACT EDDIE. 935 00:36:16,067 --> 00:36:18,067 NO CALLS, TEXTS, EMAILS. 936 00:36:18,067 --> 00:36:21,097 IN FACT, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA DELETE HIM FROM YOUR PHONE. 937 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,800 - HOW DO YOU HAVE MY PASSWORD? 938 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,130 - YOU'RE TOO EASY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 939 00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,073 DONE. 940 00:36:27,067 --> 00:36:29,297 AND WHEN EDDIE FINALLY DOES PROPOSE TO ME, 941 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,300 THIS ARRANGEMENT IS OVER. 942 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,630 - WHAT IF I PROPOSE TO YOU FIRST? 943 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:35,733 - THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 944 00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:37,073 THESE ARE THE NEW RULES. 945 00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:40,067 - MM, IT'S SO HOT WHEN YOU BOSS ME AROUND. 946 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,097 - I KNOW. 947 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,530 - BUT LISTEN, 948 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,073 I'M NOT JUST GONNA BE YOUR BOY TOY. 949 00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:47,067 YOU GOTTA TREAT ME WITH SOME RESPECT, I'M SERIOUS. 950 00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:51,127 - I'LL TREAT YOU WITH AS MUCH RESPECT AS YOU DESERVE. 951 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:52,973 - DON'T PLAY ME FOR A FOOL, CHLOE. 952 00:36:52,967 --> 00:36:54,327 I'M SERIOUS. 953 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,073 'CAUSE I CAN ALWAYS LET EDDIE KNOW ABOUT 954 00:36:56,067 --> 00:36:57,097 THIS LITTLE ARRANGEMENT. 955 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,770 - DON'T MAKE EMPTY THREATS. 956 00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:02,667 - I KNOW SOME DARK, DARK THINGS 957 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:06,867 THAT WOULD DEFINITELY RUIN YOUR NUPTIAL PLANS. 958 00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:08,297 - THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 959 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,770 LET'S JUST STICK TO THE ARRANGEMENT 960 00:37:10,767 --> 00:37:12,697 AND WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE. 961 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,400 - THAT'S WHY YOU'VE ALWAYS LIKED ME, RIGHT? 962 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,700 BECAUSE I FOLLOW THE RULES? 963 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,370 - SHH. 964 00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:20,697 MM-MMM. STOP TALKING. 965 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,900 I DON'T WANT YOUR MOUTH TO GET TIRED, 966 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,770 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. 967 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,200 - * IT'S BEEN TOO LONG * 968 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,600 * SINCE I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE * 969 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,570 * WE GET SO BUSY 970 00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:37,497 [knocking at door] 971 00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:43,467 [knocking continues] 972 00:37:43,467 --> 00:37:46,827 - * LET'S GO LET'S GO * 973 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:48,833 - BABY. BABY. WHO IS IT? 974 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,373 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE LOOKS CRAZY 975 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:52,227 AND SHE'S CARRYING A BAG. 976 00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:54,373 - SHOULD WE--? - I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, TRACE. 977 00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:58,227 LET ME IN OR I'M GONNA CAMP ON YOUR LAWN! 978 00:37:58,233 --> 00:38:01,173 - OH, GOD. OPEN THE DOOR. 979 00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:03,667 - [exhales] 980 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:07,367 - [squeals] 981 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:10,067 [laughter] 982 00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:11,597 - HEY, KELLY! 983 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,870 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 984 00:38:12,867 --> 00:38:14,467 GOD, TWO HORRENDOUS FLIGHTS LATER 985 00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:15,767 AND NOW I'M FINALLY HERE! 986 00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:16,927 - [laughs] 987 00:38:16,933 --> 00:38:19,933 WAIT, I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU UNTIL... 988 00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:21,503 WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO CALL? 989 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,700 - OH, NO, PSHH. I COULDN'T WAIT ANYMORE. 990 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,170 I JUST-- I HAD TO GET OUT HERE. 991 00:38:25,167 --> 00:38:28,167 WOW! WHOA! 992 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,767 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE! 993 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,267 I HOPE IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO CRASH HERE. 994 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,470 AAH! 995 00:38:40,767 --> 00:38:43,927 - BREAKING AND ENTERING IS A CRIME, MELISSA. 996 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:46,273 - YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO? 997 00:38:46,267 --> 00:38:47,497 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRAZY LITTLE FANTASY 998 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,830 YOU'VE COOKED UP IN YOUR HEAD, 999 00:38:48,833 --> 00:38:51,073 BUT I DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT. 1000 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,267 I'M NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO PUT MY LIFE IN DANGER. 1001 00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:56,467 - MAYBE NOT, BUT YOU'RE JUST DUMB ENOUGH 1002 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,767 TO THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART EVERYONE. 1003 00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:01,827 [soft rock music] 1004 00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:06,573 ** 1005 00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:09,727 [phone rings] 1006 00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:10,933 - HEY, GORGEOUS. 1007 00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:12,503 [static interference] 1008 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,500 - YOUR PHONE SOUNDS WEIRD. 1009 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,070 - MY DAD HURLED IT ACROSS THE ROOM. 1010 00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:18,897 - WHY? 1011 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,730 - WELL, I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS IN MY PURSE, 1012 00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:25,673 BUT IT WASN'T, SO HE SAW OUR TEXTS. 1013 00:39:27,067 --> 00:39:28,327 - THE NAKED ONES? 1014 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:29,473 - YEAH. 1015 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,167 - OH. 1016 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:33,497 I'M SURPRISED HE'S NOT BANGING MY DOOR DOWN RIGHT NOW. 1017 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:36,070 - DON'T LET HIM SCARE YOU. - HE'S A DOCTOR. 1018 00:39:36,067 --> 00:39:38,527 HE HAS SCALPELS AND OTHER INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE 1019 00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:41,073 HE CAN USE TO TEAR APART MY KNEES. 1020 00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:42,627 I LIKE MY KNEES. 1021 00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:46,503 - YEAH, AND I LOVE THE REST OF YOUR BODY. 1022 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,200 GOOD NIGHT, PHIL. 1023 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,830 [giggles] 1024 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:59,873 ** 1025 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,900 - * [vocalizing] 1026 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:12,270 * [vocalizing] 1027 00:40:12,267 --> 00:40:15,697 [knock at door] 1028 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,630 * [vocalizing] 1029 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:23,933 - HEY. 1030 00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:25,173 I-- 1031 00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:26,827 I LOVED YOUR SONG. 1032 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,773 IT MOVED ME. 1033 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,130 YOU MOVE ME. 1034 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:36,133 [soft music] 1035 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:44,073 ** 1036 00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:51,827 HOW DO YOU THINK MOM WOULD FEEL 1037 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:54,073 ABOUT ME AND CHLOE BEING A COUPLE? 1038 00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:56,767 I MEAN, I KNOW THEY ONLY MET A FEW TIMES 1039 00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:58,227 BEFORE WE WERE EVEN REALLY DATING, 1040 00:40:58,233 --> 00:41:02,433 BUT I WONDER IF SHE'D APPROVE. 1041 00:41:02,433 --> 00:41:05,373 - I DON'T KNOW. WHY? 1042 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,573 - BECAUSE I'M GONNA ASK CHLOE TO MARRY ME. 1043 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:14,067 - * THIS COULD BE THE BEST OF TIMES * 1044 00:41:14,067 --> 00:41:17,167 * WE COULD HAVE IT ALL 1045 00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:19,067 - ADMIT IT, THIS FEELS RIGHT. 1046 00:41:19,067 --> 00:41:22,127 - IT FEELS GOOD, NOT RIGHT. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 1047 00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:26,133 - WOW, YOU'RE ONE COMPLICATED CHICK, CHLO. 1048 00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:28,373 - [sighs] YOU NEED TO GO. 1049 00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:30,067 - WHAT? YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT AT 2:00 A.M.? 1050 00:41:30,067 --> 00:41:32,827 - ANOTHER RULE: NO STAYING OVER. 1051 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:35,073 - WELL, LET'S JUST BREAK THE RULES. 1052 00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:38,067 - NO, GO, NOW. - [laughs] 1053 00:41:38,067 --> 00:41:39,867 - GET DRESSED. 1054 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:42,067 - THAT'S COLD. 1055 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,967 - LOOK, TYLER, WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THESE RULES. 1056 00:41:43,967 --> 00:41:45,527 IT'S FOR THE BEST. 1057 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:47,833 - YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING HOTTER THAN ME GETTING DRESSED 1058 00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:51,533 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 1059 00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:53,903 I FORGET, DID YOU LIKE MY PECS OR MY ABS? 1060 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:56,470 [laughter] 1061 00:41:56,467 --> 00:41:57,867 I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 1062 00:41:57,867 --> 00:42:00,067 - NO, I'LL CALL YOU. 1063 00:42:00,067 --> 00:42:02,227 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED, 1064 00:42:02,233 --> 00:42:05,933 YOU DON'T KNOW MY NUMBER, MY EMAIL, OR MY ADDRESS. 1065 00:42:05,933 --> 00:42:09,073 - YES, MA'AM. WE'LL TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS. 1066 00:42:09,067 --> 00:42:11,967 - GOOD. 1067 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:16,467 - * NEVER LET YOU GO 1068 00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,867 ** 1069 00:42:18,867 --> 00:42:21,767 * NEVER LET YOU GO 1070 00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:24,467 [camera snapping] 1071 00:42:24,467 --> 00:42:25,397 - GOTCHA. 1072 00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:29,997 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 76540

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