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(LAUGHS) You can't defeat
the Amplifier.
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You know my motto.
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Bigger is better.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Gretel, I think I found
his weakness.
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If you reverse
the molecular polarity of the...
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GRETEL: (ON PHONE)
Ugh, you start using those big words and I just zone out.
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Don't worry.
We got this.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I did not
think that through.
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Great job, guys.
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Glad I could be
of no help whatsoever.
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I'll see you at home.
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(ANNOUNCER SINGING TITLE)
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(SNAKE RATTLING)
Your time is up, human.
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As soon as you
lay your eyes on me, you will turn to stone.
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Oh, I won't turn to stone
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if I can't see your face!
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No! A tapestry,
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my only weakness!
Ha-ha!
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Yes!
(ROARS)
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Oh, why does England
have to have so many dragons?
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Wow. Covering her face.
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Can't believe no one
thought of that before.
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This show
is so unrealistic.
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Come on, hamster!
Let's go use these super powers
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aliens gave us.
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(SIGHING)
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Is this one of those sighs
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where I have to ask
why you're sighing?
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It's just that I usually
have great ideas
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that help Hamster and Gretel.
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And today, I felt
totally powerless.
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You mean because
you have no powers?
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No. I meant because
I wasn't terribly helpful.
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But thanks
for rubbing it in!
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Well, what are you
going to do?
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It's not like you can
give yourself powers.
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I should give
myself superpowers.
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Next time, Fred,
just let the boy sigh.
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Throw me the ball,
throw it to me, come on.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ROARS)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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(CLANKING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(CRIES)
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ALL: Aww!
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So in this one,
he gets powers from cosmic rays.
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And in this one,
she builds a suit.
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Oh, and this one,
he gets into an industrial accident.
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"Industrial accidents
near me..."
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You're smarter
than this, Kevin. These are comics,
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not how-to manuals.
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I'm just finding
my origin story.
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To the Kevinmobile!
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The Kevinmobile?
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You know, the van.
It's part of my rebranding.
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(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CAMERAS FLASHING)
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Nice! "That feeling
when you defeated all the villains."
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Here. Do me, do me.
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REPORTER: (ON TV) Downtown
was plunged into chaos today by a 40-foot sea otter.
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And even though
the destruction is horrible, it's hard to be upset,
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with this marauding
marine mammal because it's just so darned cute.
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(TRILLS)
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ALL: Aww!
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(GROWLS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Who will save us from
this adorable menace?
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MAN: Hey, I'm bathing here!
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We've got to
get down there.
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Wait, where's Kevin?
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(METAL CREAKING)
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Hey, Gretel, uh,
I'm kind of busy right now.
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Hey, ask him
what he's doing.
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(SHUSHES) It's a surprise.
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Hamster and I are
going downtown to fight a giant sea otter.
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Okay, I'll meet you
down there.
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It's just an otter.
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If you're busy,
we can handle it.
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KEVIN: No,
I'll see you there.
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(METAL CREAKING)
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Well, Hamster and Gretel
aren't the only superheroes in town anymore.
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Nate. Lower the helmet.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROANS) Ow!
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Behold, Armorsuit Guy.
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Wow.
Super clever name.
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A little less narc
and a little more support, please.
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(METAL CREAKING)
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To downtown!
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That's gonna be
my catchphrase.
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Too, plus the place
I'm going to.
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Love it.
Right?
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, my goodness,
this suit is heavy.
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Oh, I know.
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It's awe inspiring.
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Really.
Don't start. (ROARS)
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Otter, we have
no quarrel with you.
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I don't understand
your language,
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but we do have
an interpreter.
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Yeah. There may have
been a misunderstanding.
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I only speak dolphin.
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You've gotta
be kidding me.
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Does anyone else
hear speak otter?
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Anyone?
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I know you speak otter,
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we need someone
else who speaks otter.
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You see, I don't
speak otter and you don't speak English.
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So I need someone
who speaks otter and English
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so they can translate
what I'm saying in English into otter,
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and then what
you're saying in otter into English,
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so that the two
of us can communicate.
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ALL: Aww.
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(ROARS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(METAL SCREECHING)
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Alrighty, Hamster.
I'll go hide, you go look.
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Otter punch!
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Aww, I can't punch him,
he's too adorable.
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(OTTER SQUEALS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ROARING)
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♪ He's wreaking havoc
Wherever he goes
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♪ He's stepping on cars
He's wrecking downtown
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♪ But he's got
Big eyes and A cute little nose
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♪ So it's
Logistically challenging To bring him down
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♪ The destruction he's
Causing is horrible, too bad He's so freaking adorable
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♪ To pretty to pound
He's too sweet to swat
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♪ I'm giving it my all
But it's all that I've got
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♪ He just came out
Of the water And he must be stopped
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♪ But he's too cute
To clobber
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♪ I don't want to quit
Too cute to clobber
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♪ But he's to huggable
To hit Too cute to clobber
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♪ He's too pretty to punch
Too cute to clobber
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♪ I'd say we break the legs,
But why bother?
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♪ He's too cute to clobber ♪
CROWD: Aww.
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Aw, man, that wasn't
supposed to...
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All right,
back in the game, baby.
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(METAL SCREECHING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(OTTER SQUEALING)
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ALL: Aww.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Oh, no. He's headed
for the Fish Art Museum.
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GRETEL: He's gonna
destroy some of the world's greatest fish art!
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We need to stop him.
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(SQUEALS)
But look at those whiskers.
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(METAL CREAKING)
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(METAL CONTINUES CREAKING)
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(METAL CREAKING STOPS)
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(METAL CONTINUES CREAKING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, this is not
a... oh, oh, here we go.
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(ROARS)
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Gretel, help me...
(GRUNTS) Gretel, I can't... Help me... (GRUNTS)
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I'm a little busy here,
the otter is smashing some weird, slow robot?
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No, that's me.
I'm the weird slow robot thing.
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Wait! Why are
you a robot?
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No, it's just
an armored suit.
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Oh, that makes
more sense.
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Can you just
help me, please?
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I don't know.
He's just so cute.
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How can you fight something
that you can't look at without saying "aww"?
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(TRILLS)
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Can't look at it...
That's it!
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Gretel, remember
England, but with Dragons?
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I don't have
a dragon, Kevin.
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No, we have
something better.
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A tapestry!
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A cute otter's one weakness.
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(OTTER SCREAMING)
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Well, what are we going
to do with him now?
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(OTTER GROANS)
Wait a second.
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I think I understand
what he's saying.
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You speak otter?
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Otterese is linguistically
similar to Hamsterish.
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They're both derived
from walrus.
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(OTTER CRIES)
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I think he said,
"I want my mommy."
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ALL: Aww.
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Or "There will be blood."
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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I know where
to take him.
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ALL: Aww.
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Actually, I'm kind of
glad he's gone.
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Yeah, he destroyed
my house.
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So what's with all this?
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I was trying
to be a superhero.
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Armorsuit Guy.
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Oh, Kevin, oh,
whoa, this was heavier than I thought.
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Tell me about it.
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Even without powers,
you're a hero to me.
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Oh, Gretel.
And even if you can't lift things,
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or fly or basically
do anything without--
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Okay, I get it. Thanks.
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I love you,
slow robot guy.
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That's not the name!
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So, are you done
trying to give yourself superpowers?
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I guess I got kind of
out of control.
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But you know
what's not out of control?
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Finding the aliens
and getting them to give me powers.
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I'm walking away now.
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No. If we triangulate
all the UFO sightings
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in the last several months,
we'll be able to predict the...
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I'm not spiraling.
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A little help here.
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(METAL CREAKING)
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Hey, big guy,
I found some folks
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who are going
to be very happy to see you.
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(OTTERS CALLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Sorry, sorry, my bad,
I should have put him closer to the water.
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Kind of a reckless guy.
I didn't know he was gonna run.
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I was gonna pick him up
and drop him.
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Classic hamster mistake.
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ALL: Aww.
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Aww.
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ It's Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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