Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,560
HUMMING
2
00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,280
WHISPERING
3
00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,400
SILENCE
4
00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,880
Hello?
5
00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,080
EXCITED GIGGLING
6
00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,440
Who's there?
7
00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,600
WHISPERING
8
00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,080
GASPING
9
00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,320
WHISPERS: Hi.
10
00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,440
Hello...? Oh! He spoke to me!
He knows I exist!
11
00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,280
MIKE: They're early!
Alison, I can see their car!
12
00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,600
What is he talking about?
13
00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,520
Our first guests, down at
the Gatehouse.
14
00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,480
The Gatehouse?! So exciting.
Oh!
15
00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,840
Do you want to go, or shall I?
16
00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,160
But who are they?
Is there a vetting process?
17
00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,400
Shall we go together?
18
00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,360
Er, sure. Yeah.
Or is that creepy?
19
00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,200
Oh. Er... You go. You go.
20
00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,040
Good luck.
OK. All right. Won't be long.
21
00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,720
What are their connections?
What is their circumstance?
22
00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,040
Or are you just inviting people
in willy-nilly?
23
00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,440
I quite agree, Fanny.
24
00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,080
They're just coming for their
holidays! Their what?
25
00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,520
I mean, I can show you
their booking if you really want.
26
00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,960
I'm sure they're a lovely couple.
27
00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,440
It's their anniversary.
28
00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,880
Oh! Hello?
29
00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,840
Dirty weekend?
Don't even think about it.
30
00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,520
What? They're the first ones
to leave a review, OK?
31
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,080
It has to go well.
Just leave them alone.
32
00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,680
All right, all right,
all right, fun police.
33
00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,080
What is she thinking?
Honestly!
34
00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,200
REPORTER ON TV: The body
had been remarkably preserved
35
00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,720
over the centuries in the ice.
36
00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,600
Using state-of-the-art
3D modelling,
37
00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,440
researchers have been able
to create this image
38
00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,640
of what the iceman
would have looked like.
39
00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,920
PRESENTER: And viewers
can see the full story
40
00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,960
in tonight's special,
The Man In The Ice.
41
00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,160
I know that guy!
CAPTAIN: Huh?
42
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,000
{\an8}FANNY: ...with me, Robin.
Honestly! I swear on my life.
43
00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,560
PAT: You're dead, mate!
44
00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,760
I mean, it could be anyone.
They all, y'know...
45
00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,240
They what? Look the same?
46
00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,960
I didn't say that. You do tell a lot
of tall tales, truth be told.
47
00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,480
Look, I met the guy.
48
00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,320
When? Where?
49
00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,320
Well, I don't know.
50
00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,880
It was long time ago!
51
00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,360
Hmm... I met him!
52
00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,800
ALL: Ooh...!
53
00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:00,160
It is exciting meeting someone
off the telly, though, isn't it?
54
00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,640
You know, someone famous?
55
00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,400
I actually met Bobby Davro
in the changing rooms
56
00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,080
of the Thimbleby Leisure Centre.
57
00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,840
I lent him my talc.
58
00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,920
Mm. I met Field Marshal
Harold Alexander.
59
00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,280
Bally hero. Anyone else?
60
00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,800
Byron. Was a tosspot.
61
00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,880
I suppose if I'd lived
a little longer,
62
00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,720
I might have met
someone interesting.
63
00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,760
I met the Elephant Man.
THEY GASP
64
00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,040
Elephant Man?
65
00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,200
What? You met John Merrick?
What was he like?
66
00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,960
Rather boring. Couldn't
see the fuss.
67
00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,080
Hmm, let me see...
68
00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,440
How about... the Queen?!
69
00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,240
ALL: Ooh! Very good.
70
00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,400
Beat that.
71
00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,000
Henry VIII.
72
00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,720
ALL EXCLAIM
73
00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,200
Even better. Touche.
74
00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,560
I think Humphrey takes it.
75
00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,360
How did it go? Did you show them
round? Yeah.
76
00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,720
Did they like
the bottle of wine?
77
00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,760
I don't know. They didn't
drink it in front of me.
78
00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,440
Well, how did they seem?
They seemed...
79
00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,920
...all right. Yeah. They didn't
really say much, to be honest.
80
00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,240
Oh. Probably waiting for you
to get out
81
00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,720
so they could get it on!
82
00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,520
Do you think
they were disappointed?
83
00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,240
Maybe the photos
make it look too good.
84
00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,320
Or maybe they just had a long
journey. So they were tired.
85
00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,200
I don't know! Well, did they ask
for anything else?
86
00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,320
Just extra pillows.
Great. Cool. Yeah.
87
00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,160
Well, we can do that. I'll just go to
the basement and get some covers.
88
00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,000
OK. Alison?
89
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,280
I'll come, too.
Oh! Erm...
90
00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,440
Extra pillows?! Who do these people
think they are,
91
00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,400
the Princess and the Pea?!
92
00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,880
What? I knew you'd
regret this, Alison.
93
00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,800
You've got a couple
of perfect strangers
94
00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,760
in the servants' quarters
while you, the lady of the house,
95
00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,320
running around after them
like the maid.
96
00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,880
The world's gone
absolutely topsy-turvy.
97
00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,800
They're on holiday, that's all.
And they're paying us.
98
00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,160
Exactly. You're the staff.
99
00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,600
Oh...
100
00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,080
Ah! I'd love a little holiday, me.
101
00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,720
What be "holly day"?
102
00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,280
You mean you've never
been on holiday, Mary?
103
00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,720
Don't think so.
104
00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,680
Oh, Mary! Where do I start?
105
00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,920
Can I come with you
to see the guests?
106
00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,280
Erm, it's a bit... I kind of
want to be able to concentrate.
107
00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,360
Come on, then, tell us.
What did he say?
108
00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,880
He said hello to me. Well, he said
hello to both of us.
109
00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,280
Well, he was looking at me.
Was he? Yeah. I don't know he was.
110
00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,880
Does he look as good
in real life?
111
00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,560
All right. He looked
better, if anything.
112
00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,800
He's so elegant,
the way he moves, in't he?
113
00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,200
Really, like, demure,
like a... flamingo or something.
114
00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,120
Yeah.
ALL: Ooh!
115
00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,920
Are you talking about Thomas?
Yeah.
116
00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,280
I just wish I could get to know
him. I reckon he'd be really
117
00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,920
sensitive and attentive.
118
00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,760
Yeah, careful
what you wish for!
119
00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,840
I mean, I know him.
He's one of my best friends.
120
00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,480
I could definitely introduce
you to him, if you like.
121
00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,520
What?!
122
00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,880
That is such a good idea,
Kitty. He would love that.
123
00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,240
Are you serious?
Really? My Lord!
124
00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,280
In real, real life?
I can't believe that.
125
00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,840
WOMAN CRIES
Are you all right?
126
00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,200
What happened to yous?
127
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,800
Just excited. Yeah. Yeah!
128
00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,200
ROBIN GRUNTS
129
00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,760
I just remember his name!
The guy from the television.
130
00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,040
What was it?
131
00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,840
Hat.
132
00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,080
Sorry, "Hat"?
133
00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,400
Hat.
134
00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,560
Like... a hat?
135
00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,600
Yeah, but this was before hats.
136
00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,520
Well, they're not going
to find out his name
137
00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,000
by studying his bones, are they?
138
00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,800
This doesn't prove
a thing, Robin.
139
00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,960
His name was Hat!
140
00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,280
Oh! I remember now,
we make a trade.
141
00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:22,320
He give me furs and I give
him special tool.
142
00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,640
CHUCKLES
143
00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,560
It was a stone tied to a stick!
He's so naive.
144
00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,440
You can say what you like, Robin,
but it's hardly evidence, is it?
145
00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,960
Hmm? Ach!
146
00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,120
EXCITED WHISPERING
147
00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,040
CAPTAIN: Ooh! Alison!
Bogeys at six o'clock.
148
00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,720
Oh, they're with me.
Hiya, Thomas.
149
00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,000
Hi. How are you doing today?
All right?
150
00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,720
Er, yes, thank you.
151
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,480
So, these guys are really,
really big fans of yours,
152
00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,160
and if it's not too much trouble,
they'd like to meet you.
153
00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,520
Really?
154
00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,240
I was... meant to start
working on a new...
155
00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,560
...but... but it's fine, it can
wait. Bring them forward.
156
00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,040
Come forward.
157
00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,680
Yes, that's it.
158
00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,560
Hi. Hello.
159
00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,160
Can I just say,
I think you're amazing.
160
00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,480
We think you're amazing.
161
00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,400
Really amazing.
Thank you.
162
00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,920
Can I ask you a question?
163
00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,120
Er, yes, quickly. Be quick.
164
00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,080
What's your favourite, erm...
165
00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,640
...animal?
That's a good one.
166
00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,200
Probably a wild tiger.
167
00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,880
Yes! I told you!
168
00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,680
I told YOU that! Yes? You?
169
00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,760
Er, wh-wh-what's
your favourite colour?
170
00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,160
Burgundy, big time.
171
00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,400
No way!
172
00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,920
Alison? Yeah?
173
00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,640
What the bally heck
is going on?
174
00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,920
Ah. They took a bit of a shine
to my painting of Thomas
175
00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,840
in the basement. Right.
176
00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,040
And now he's some sort of demi-god?
177
00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,360
They love him. What's
wrong with that?
178
00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,160
It's absurd! I mean, look at him.
179
00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,480
Alison, could we have a picture
with Thomas, please?
180
00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,240
Er, yeah, all right. OK.
181
00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,840
Very well.
182
00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,000
Can you do that?
183
00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,800
OK...
184
00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,080
In-between you both?
Yeah, yeah.
185
00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,160
Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah.
186
00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,400
Er, did you mean a painting?
187
00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,000
Oh, yeah. Doesn't have to be a big
one. Yeah just a little one.
188
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000
No! What's the matter with her?
189
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,320
Cow. She's not doing the painting?
190
00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,640
For goodness' sake!
Don't ask, don't get.
191
00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,720
Yeah, exactly.
192
00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,200
She's not doing them today, guys.
She's not doing paintings.
193
00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,560
What about tomorrow? You'd have to
ask about tomorrow.
194
00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,280
I will.
195
00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,720
MAN GRUNTS RHYTHMICALLY
196
00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,720
Oh-ho-ho! Didn't take long!
197
00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,400
Wha'?
198
00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:40,240
GRUNTING CONTINUES
199
00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,320
Ah!
200
00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,720
GRUNTS
Oh!
201
00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,360
Great minds, eh?
Er, well, no, no.
202
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,120
I simply wanted to see
who was lording it over Alison.
203
00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,680
Well, I'll let you know
when the action starts.
204
00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,000
I told you, I'm not
remotely interested
205
00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,960
in watching this man and his wife
in the throes of marital...
206
00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,680
FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
207
00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,480
Oh!
208
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,040
Your pillows.
I'm Alison, by the way.
209
00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,120
Shameful! Simpering like a servant!
210
00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,680
Hello? Hello!
211
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,920
...and I said we were happy
to have them, and if there's
212
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,960
anything else they need,
they should let us know.
213
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,120
Right. And what did he say?
214
00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,360
He said they would let us
know if they need anything.
215
00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,120
OK, so... what's the problem?
216
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,360
I just... I didn't get a good vibe.
Like, they didn't seem...
217
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,400
...happy. What, like he was rude?
218
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,360
No, just, like, weren't...
219
00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,400
...holiday-fied.
220
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,720
Really? Well, do you think
there's something wrong
221
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,160
with the room? Maybe those photos
do make it look too good.
222
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,560
Maybe. But what if it's nothing
to do with the room?
223
00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,960
Then that's not our fault.
224
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,720
Yeah, but we want them
to have a good time.
225
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,560
Yeah, but we can't make them
have a good time.
226
00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,240
If they don't have a good time,
they won't leave a good review.
227
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,520
Yeah. Well, what do we do?
228
00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,720
Maybe you should go. I am not
asking them if they're unhappy.
229
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,440
No! But just, y'know,
kind of go in
230
00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,600
under the radar,
just see what's up. Ah. Right.
231
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,080
Like, "Here's another pillow,
in case six isn't enough.
232
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,560
"Ooh! Are you depressed?"
233
00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,920
Yeah. Maybe it'd just
make things worse.
234
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,240
Yeah.
235
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,640
SHE SIGHS
236
00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,160
This is hard. Yeah!
237
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,640
There! You see?
238
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,360
Tossa de Mar.
239
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,760
Paradise.
240
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,840
But that's across the seas!
241
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,160
You must have journeyed
for days and days!
242
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:30,280
Oh, no, no, because we flew
there on an aeroplane.
243
00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:34,120
Ohhh! Yes! Now, to get the most
out of your holiday,
244
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:38,440
you need to get an early flight,
so we'd get Daley up about 3am.
245
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,960
3am, before the birds?!
246
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:44,160
Yeah! Get him in the Datsun.
Ten-pence piece for the toll,
247
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,080
Blue Riband in the glove box,
248
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,440
Status Quo in the tape deck,
and you're on the motorway.
249
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,640
Now, you need
to get to the airport
250
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,760
at least four hours
before your flight
251
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,640
so you can check in your bags
and go through passport control.
252
00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,760
Passp...?
253
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,000
Passport! Passport, yeah...
254
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,800
Yeah, yeah. It's an
official document
255
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,480
given to you by the Government.
256
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,640
It offers you protection
as a British citizen
257
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,840
should you get into any trouble.
258
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,960
Troubles?!
259
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,160
Yeah, like, y'know,
if you lose your luggage, say,
260
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,480
or, erm, find yourself
261
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,000
in the middle of a military coup
and need to be evacuated.
262
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,160
Oh...
263
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,640
But that only happened once.
264
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,000
Now, duty-free!
265
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,040
We're talking gin, Toblerones,
fags, if you smoke 'em.
266
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,080
He had a tattoo!
267
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,880
Hat, he had a tattoo on his back.
268
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,320
Mm.
269
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,640
Sailor, was he? Or a convict?
270
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,760
What was it?
271
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,640
It was like a big X.
272
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,880
X marks the spot!
273
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,360
Where was the treasure?
In his bottom?
274
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,360
PLAGUERS LAUGH
275
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,000
He's so funny! He's so funny!
276
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,280
He's so quick!
277
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,440
Look, his name was Hat,
gave me this fur,
278
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,840
had a tattoo on his back.
279
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,960
Again, Robin, this proves nothing.
280
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,400
Yes. I mean,
you could tell us he had a...
281
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,960
He's going to say something funny
again. Listen to this. Shhh!
282
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,320
Shut up! Oh, here it comes!
283
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,800
That's spoiled it now!
284
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,960
Whatever it was,
it was going to be funny.
285
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,640
Yeah, definitely!
And clever, too, probably.
286
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,360
Why are they here?
287
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,520
Why are you here?
288
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,320
Why are you fawning over this man?
289
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,840
What has he done to
earn your admiration?
290
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,160
Well, he's famous, in't he?
My mate said he was famous.
291
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,520
Yeah, I said that.
292
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,840
Oh, good grief!
293
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,800
I mean, if you're going to
adulate somebody,
294
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,280
at least choose
a person of merit,
295
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,880
a person who's achieved
something. Churchill. Monty.
296
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,800
Lord Brigadier Sir Anthony
Bartholomew Raisinby Jones.
297
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,280
Who? Who?
298
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,920
Heroes.
299
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,720
Men.
300
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,480
I need some air.
301
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,720
Oh, I think he's off.
302
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,960
I wonder where he's going.
303
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,000
Maybe he's hot and he needs
to take his top off. Don't, don't!
304
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,560
Oh, it's relentless!
305
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,440
Guys, I think Thomas
needs some space.
306
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,240
I'm afraid he's very busy
307
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,240
and he cannot be disturbed
while he works,
308
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,480
so that's enough for today,
thank you.
309
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,160
What?
310
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,680
He's very busy.
311
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,480
Ohhh!
312
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,320
You all right, Thomas?
Oh, Alison,
313
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,920
you've no idea what it's like
to be pursued endlessly,
314
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,360
obsessively, objectified, harassed,
315
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,400
given no space.
316
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,320
Yeah, that sounds like hell...
317
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,280
You look radiant today,
by the way.
318
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,880
SPORT ON TV
319
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,680
JULIAN: Crikey,
this is depressing.
320
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,960
Yes. I thought my marriage
was cold.
321
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,120
See? This is what happens when you
get to know each other too well.
322
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,400
No mystery left, no spark.
323
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,840
A fine excuse. I'm sure
there's plenty of spark
324
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,360
under the surface.
325
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,600
Well, it takes two to tango.
326
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,640
Hmm.
327
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,440
Oh! Seriously? It's half nine!
328
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,920
Which is a perfectly acceptable time
for a lady to retire.
329
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,120
You would say that.
330
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,920
And what exactly
do you mean by that?
331
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,200
Well, you're a square,
aren't you? Just like her.
332
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,520
Oh! You've never known
how to handle a woman...
333
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,320
OWL HOOTS
334
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,720
Tea and coffee there.
335
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:12,440
Oh, Mary! Holiday breakfasts!
Heaven on Earth!
336
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,840
You can have cereals
and a cooked breakfast.
337
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,520
And pastries! You have to
make sure you time it right,
338
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,880
because they leave the cooked
bits in the serving trays,
339
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,960
so you've got to go up when a fresh
batch of scrambled eggs go in.
340
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,200
Then you've got to pounce!
341
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,760
Otherwise you load your plate
up with sausages and beans
342
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,640
and so on, only to find
you're stuck with
343
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,920
the cold, milky scraps
at the bottom of the tray!
344
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,040
Oh, no! Yeah.
345
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,000
Anyway, after breakfast...
346
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,240
...it's off to the beach!
347
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,600
Yay! Weather permitting.
348
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,840
Oh, yeah... Yeah.
349
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,960
They're not talking
to each other.
350
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,800
Right. Something's definitely up.
351
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,600
I mean, maybe they didn't sleep
very well.
352
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,520
I told you we should have tried
that mattress!
353
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,680
You're joking! That mattress
is better than ours.
354
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,920
It cost more than the TV.
355
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,160
Well, hopefully
this'll cheer them up.
356
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,440
Oh, my God! Full of conversation
this morning...!
357
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,840
Ha! Ready and waiting, if there's
a conversation to be had.
358
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,680
Oh, really? I hadn't noticed.
359
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,040
Maybe if she took her head out of
her smartphone for one second,
360
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,040
he might think it was
worth saying something.
361
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,320
She's busy.
362
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,240
Leave your work at home, love!
Supposed to be on holiday, yeah?
363
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,200
Well, would he rather be
with his wife
364
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,920
or going off on his bicycle?
365
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,280
She may as well be working,
366
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,800
if he's more interested
in that contraption.
367
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,840
Anything else I can get you?
BOTH: No, it's fine.
368
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,920
No. Nothing more, thank you. OK.
369
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,160
I've got some intel. Ooh.
370
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,880
Ah, that's enough butter,
thank you.
371
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,920
Oh! There he is! There he is!
372
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,760
Oh, my goodness, the dew is still
upon the grass,
373
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,960
and already they come
for their pound of flesh.
374
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,000
KITTY GIGGLES
375
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,040
Katherine, would you be
a darling and detain them
376
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,480
while I compose myself?
Of course!
377
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,240
Right, morning, everyone.
378
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,160
Thomas will be able to do some
meeting and greeting shortly,
379
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,840
so if I can ask you
to please form a queue...
380
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,960
Actually, I've slept here.
You pushed in.
381
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,280
No! No! All right, we all
get a turn. Will we all get a turn?
382
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,480
ALL MOAN
383
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,400
Robin! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!
384
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,960
SILENCE
385
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,880
You heard lady! Form a queue!
386
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,600
Why are you stood
in front of me?
387
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,320
Excuse me... All right!
388
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,320
It's empty, you know.
All this.
389
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,560
They don't know the first thing
about you, Thorne.
390
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,560
They've just formed
this... infatuation
391
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,080
based on an image.
392
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,720
They're waiting on the stairs.
393
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,360
I thought you could have
an hour now
394
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,600
to relax and then a meet-and-greet
with the fans,
395
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,360
which will take you
up until Food Club,
396
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,080
or I can get you out of that,
if you want.
397
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,560
Wonderful, Kitty. I don't know
what I'd do without you.
398
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,640
No, it's a pleasure
to be on the team.
399
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,800
Ridiculous!
400
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,640
You mustn't be so
jealous, Captain.
401
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,760
Believe me,
you wouldn't want this.
402
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,480
It's a tiresome consequence
of the life of a successful artist.
403
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,400
They don't care about your art!
404
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,640
Faradiddle, sir! They love me
for my poems.
405
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,080
Tish-tosh!
406
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,240
Fine. We'll prove it.
407
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,080
Katherine, change of plan.
408
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,360
Tell the creatures I shall give
a recital in the ballroom at noon.
409
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,120
Then we shall see!
410
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,320
Mm. And then we'll see.
411
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,720
And then... we will see.
412
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,640
You're insane. No way.
It's like vandalism.
413
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,360
Or they can have a miserable time
and leave a crappy first review
414
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,440
and ruin our B&B
before it's even started!
415
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,520
What kind of review would you give
if the host slashed your bike tyres?
416
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,760
Not slash. Gently puncture.
417
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,840
What?
418
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,080
We'll make it look like
a stone did it, or something.
419
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,800
And then we'll offer him
a repair kit
420
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,720
and he'll think
we're really helpful.
421
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,480
It is not our job
to fix their marriage.
422
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,880
But imagine if it worked!
423
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,680
It would be the best holiday ever.
424
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,160
It's a small misdemeanour
for the greater good.
425
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,160
HE SIGHS
426
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,200
Fine. But you're doing
the tyre. Yes!
427
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,720
I forgot to mention,
you've got to get up early
428
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,680
to put your towels
on the sunbeds
429
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,520
before you go to breakfast, yes.
430
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,880
Now, I like to go for a dip first,
431
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,040
before I put my sun cream on,
432
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,520
otherwise you just wash it off.
433
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,520
And believe me, you don't want
to have sunburn! No!
434
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,920
Daley got it so bad once,
we had to cover his whole body
435
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,720
in bicarbonate of soda!
And that were on t'first day!
436
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,560
So we had to keep him
in t'shade until we went home.
437
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,120
And then, a week later,
he shed his skin like a snake!
438
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,600
And then there was the holiday
where we all got food poisoning
439
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,320
from the dodgy beach melons.
440
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,400
Or the one where someone
pinched me wallet
441
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,000
and the police accused me
of lying! And...
442
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,120
And come to think of it, Mary,
443
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,560
holidays are a bloody nightmare!
444
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,920
Keep clear!
445
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,080
They're nothing but stress.
446
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,480
Sorry. Sorry.
447
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,320
Still...
448
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,040
...sound like an adventure to me!
449
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,960
I never did leave my
town of birth, so...
450
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,440
What, not once?
451
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,440
No, never, no.
452
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,040
No.
453
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,240
Was a life of
toiling the land for us,
454
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:47,640
you know, outside all the day,
planting, harvesting,
455
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,600
fetching water from the well
and logs for the fire.
456
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,400
Teaching the childrens
how to weave baskets
457
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,960
five potatoes high!
458
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,360
Feeding the livestock
and picking fruit.
459
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,280
Oh, and pressing apples
for the cider.
460
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,680
Sometimes would my husband
go to the lake to fish,
461
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,120
and then I would join him
462
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,560
and prepare a fire
to cook the catch.
463
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,440
And then would we huddle
under a blanket and eat
464
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,240
as the sun sank
beyond the trees
465
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,440
and the birds sang
for their bedtimes.
466
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,560
Well! Mary...
467
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,640
...one day of your life
468
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,880
sounds like my perfect holiday.
469
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,360
Five stars.
470
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,600
Oh. Well, I suppose
it was all right.
471
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,320
Up to a point.
472
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,360
Sure. Sure.
473
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,960
SHE CLEARS THROAT
474
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,440
AIR HISSES
475
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,160
{\an8}I hope you're right about this.
476
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,560
{\an8}Mm.
477
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,120
ALISON EXHALES
478
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,320
Oh, it's so exciting!
479
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,560
Do you have a ticket?
I didn't know we needed...
480
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,120
Well, they're make-believe, so...
481
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,120
Thank you! Ticket, please.
482
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,400
Thank you!
483
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,880
EXCITED CHATTER
484
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,640
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for -
485
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,920
an audience with Thomas Thorne.
486
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,520
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
487
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,360
Sh, sh, sh, sh.
488
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,880
Hmm...
489
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,080
This first poem...
490
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,360
...is called Misty Glade.
491
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,800
Misty Glade!
It's good, that.
492
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,800
CLEARS THROAT
493
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,640
I hear the running water
494
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,960
It rushes to be with the sea
495
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,160
And so it is with me
496
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,400
She stands among the birch and elk
497
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,080
The cobwebs shimmer...
498
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,000
Where are the cobwebs?
I don't know.
499
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,640
Maybe in the branches
of the birch and elk.
500
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,920
The dew dresses
the forest floor
501
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,960
A crystal carpet
502
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,200
And here a door!
That once...
503
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,080
A door in the woods?
504
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,880
I think it might be a metaphor,
like an opening of some kind.
505
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,520
Not a real door?
Cease...
506
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,760
...the chatter.
507
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,480
Thank you.
508
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,960
I'll start again.
509
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,760
I hear the running water
510
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,680
It rushes to be with the sea...
511
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,360
CHATTER
A verdant spr...
512
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,840
That's not how I read it.
513
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,840
May I finish?
Is this going to be long?
514
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,080
Cos I need the toilet.
515
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,680
Is it meant to be more abstract?
516
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,240
I'm sorry, I just don't get it.
517
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:29,480
You're not supposed to get it,
you philistine wazzock! It's art!
518
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,280
Yeah, but it's confusing.
So confusing!
519
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,320
It is ambiguous.
If you don't like it, get out!
520
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,800
Fine. I will.
No worries, mate.
521
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,120
It's rubbish, anyway.
I don't like it here, anyway.
522
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,320
Sorry, but that's really rude.
You're the wazzock!
523
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,280
CAPTAIN CLEARS THROAT
524
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,440
Ah! I've got a poem.
525
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,160
There once was a poet
called Thomas
526
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,560
Who suddenly
found himself famous
527
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,040
Thought it was grand
528
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,240
Until then, he find... found...
529
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,640
Well, I can't do it!
530
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,240
The point is, I was right, hmm?
531
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,280
Hmm! Good. Carry on.
532
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,680
Well, I liked it.
533
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,760
You're sweet, Kitty.
You don't have to pretend.
534
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,520
No, really! I especially liked
the one about the egg.
535
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,680
It's funny, I don't like eating
eggs, but I like poems about them.
536
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,960
What was next? I think the diary's
clear now.
537
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,320
Yes.
538
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,080
HE SIGHS
539
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,440
HE HUMS
540
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,800
{\an8}Alison?
541
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
{\an8}They're coming back!
542
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,120
Awww! It worked!
543
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,520
Looks like it. Yes!
544
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,680
Thanks, guys.
545
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,400
No problem.
You're welcome.
546
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,760
Sometimes, all it takes
is a little bit of connection.
547
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,360
Isn't that right, Julian?
548
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,320
Took the words
right out of my mouth.
549
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,520
Hello! Anniversary is back on!
550
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,680
JULIAN CHUCKLES
551
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,000
ROBIN: Everybody, come quick!
552
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,640
BOTH CHUCKLE HAPPILY
553
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,560
Five stars, here we come.
554
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,720
REPORTER ON TV: Scientists
have learnt a vast amount...
555
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,160
Oh! This again, is it?
556
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,600
I'm telling you, it's Hat!
557
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,720
The 3D modelling may have revealed
a picture
558
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,920
of what our mountain man
would have looked like,
559
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,080
but what else can
we learn about him?
560
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,080
How might he have sounded,
for example?
561
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,520
He would have been
very resonant
562
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,120
in the chest,
and using this model
563
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,240
gives us a very good idea
of the vowel sounds
564
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,400
the vocal anatomy
could have produced.
565
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,840
GRUNTING
566
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,440
ROBIN GRUNTS
567
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,480
Oh, that's very good!
568
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,320
He did have stupid voice.
569
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,560
Incredible to hear him almost
speaking to us across the millennia.
570
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,960
And is there any significance to the
tool that was found with the body?
571
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,880
The edge-it! That's what I gave him!
I told you!
572
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,800
MAN ON TV: There's
some debate around this.
573
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,560
Perhaps it was
something ceremonial.
574
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,240
Or perhaps it was a practical tool
for opening hard shells.
575
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,560
Yeah! It was a tool for taking furs
off of idiots.
576
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,680
We do know this was a ritualistic
society, as is evidenced
577
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,120
by the tattoo on his back.
578
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,080
Yes! In your face!
579
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,440
Well, I never! My goodness!
580
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,040
Well, clearly we owe you
an apology, Robin.
581
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,680
Well...
582
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,920
...I guess so.
583
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,960
REPORTER: But one thing
the experts agree on
584
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,240
is that the cause of death
was likely hypothermia.
585
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,440
If this man had been wearing
the kind of furs
586
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,680
you would expect of this time,
he would have been well protected.
587
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,040
Those, of course, would have
been preserved with him,
588
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:46,240
so we can only speculate as to why
he was out here without his furs.
589
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,720
Poor man.
590
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,200
It would have been a...
...cold, lonely death.
591
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,080
You know, actually,
I don't think it is this guy.
592
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,520
That's not Hat. No.
593
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,960
Yeah, he had a very different
tattoo, now I think about it.
594
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,920
It was more like a little cross
than an X.
595
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,520
I don't know who this guy is.
596
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,440
I think we should watch
The Wire.
597
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,760
I want to watch The Wire.
Anyone?
598
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,480
Hmm...
599
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,760
PHONE CHIMES
600
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,440
Hmm! A review.
601
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,120
"Lovely house. Pleasant stay.
Wi-Fi was patchy. Three stars."
602
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,000
Ohhh, for fu...
603
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,440
♪ Fa fafa
Fafum fafum fafum... ♪
604
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,120
Morning! Hey...
605
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,280
What are you doing here?
606
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,840
I wanted to hear some more about
607
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,200
Lord Brigadier Sir Anthony
Bartholomew Raisinby Jones.
608
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,880
Really?
609
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,320
Oh! Excellent.
610
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,040
Well, erm, fascinating chap, really.
611
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,600
Yeah, I met him at headquarters.
612
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,400
He went on to Africa,
I think...
613
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,560
He really got in amongst it.
Really?
614
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:57,160
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
44766
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
