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yeah really
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you did it really
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wow in a bubble bath
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me what do you think man of course i did
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many times
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when he's got a whole jacuzzi at home
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you'll meet her man just not tonight
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[ __ ] off i'm not making it up i do have
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a girlfriend
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you think i don't want to go to the
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party tonight to stay here and babysit
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this idiot girl
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but listen to this one said that after
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the girl goes to sleep
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she wants to come over and we'll
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do it on the kitchen floor yeah i told
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you dude she's an animal
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yeah sure
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great later
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is it ready 54 seconds
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who's wendy none of your business
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did you know i'm the fastest swimmer on
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the swimming team and coach harris said
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the next year he might send me to the
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olympics
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that's nice
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jimmy what's a [ __ ] what i'm old
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enough to know
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no you're not yes i am
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well then ask your mother or
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ask your mother
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you don't know do you of course i do i'm
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just not telling you
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you don't know i do too i admit that i
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don't know
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i mean i may be a little ignorant but at
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least i'm not a liar i'm not lying
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either
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then prove it fine a [ __ ] is when
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it's when a girl a woman
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um like in a bed or actually anywhere
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or in a bubble bath and and sometimes
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the guy
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wants she
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too
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you don't know [ __ ]
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picture
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categories no
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trivial pursuit no
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no clue
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do you have hair on your belly button
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okay we're playing trivial pursuit and
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that's final
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fine but i'll beat you no you won't yes
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i will
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no you won't yes i will
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what is the capital of california
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sacramento
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your turn
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what is pre-ejaculation
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um i don't know
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something edison invented
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you lose my turn
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what famous painting was hanging in the
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bathroom of come on lisa
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you've memorized the cards haven't you
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give me the card
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what is masturbation you're making these
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questions up sarah
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it's science jimmy science
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okay then um that's when
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someone like plays with himself
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sexually do you do it none of your
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business now give me the card i'll give
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it to you after you answer me i won't
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answer you
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jimmy it's not like i'll tell anyone
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give me that card
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no not until you answer no do you want
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the card or don't you
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okay fine yes yes yes i do everybody
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does okay
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gross pervert
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you little [ __ ] well i didn't think you
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know what direction the tower pizza is
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actually leaning in do you do every day
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i don't do it at all i was just lying to
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you i don't need to do it i have a
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girlfriend
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really yes and she's beautiful and
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perfect
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and i was supposed to meet her tonight
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and instead of that i'm stuck here with
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you you
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idiot what's your name none of your
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business
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is it wendy
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come on tell me okay
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if i tell you do you promise not to ask
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any more questions
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yes cross my heart hope to die
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wendy do you [ __ ] her
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what
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really uh-huh and right after that we
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did it again
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no way in the bubble bath oh it's the
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best wendy loves bubble baths
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but you can't tell this to anyone
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because if her husband finds out
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you know how old is she
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she's real old 27. wow that's even older
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than coach harris
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and she really looks like buffy exactly
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like her
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except she's got bigger you know boobies
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you're so cool jimmy i wish i had a
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boyfriend like you
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you two only have a boyfriend no i'm not
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everyone in swimming has one okay you
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have to go to bed now
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you promised me that if i tell you
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you'll go but my mother won't be home
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for another two hours
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and i want to stay up with you sarah
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fine haven't your way but don't be bored
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to death anyway
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good night
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okay
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onions
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so
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oh
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you so beautiful yeah that
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that's funny
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i like your smile
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my body thanks sarah what what the hell
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sarah gadget what are you doing i'm
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taking a bath
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can you show me your penis what
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no no no get out i said please no you
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didn't
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please there i said it why the hell do
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you want to see no particular reason
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i've just never seen one
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well at your age that's perfectly normal
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sarah now get out
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all the girls in my class have seen one
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they have
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they have fathers i don't i don't want
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to be left out
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i don't think your mother would
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appreciate me i don't think my mother
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would appreciate the babies that are
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taking a bubble bath either
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but she doesn't have to find out sarah
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that's not nice just show it to me no
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stop being a dick and show me your penis
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sir that's enough
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you are not going to see my what's wrong
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with it
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nothing's wrong with it is it real small
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because if it's real small that's okay
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no
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i bet it's tiny it's okay if it's tiny i
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mean you can still have babies you know
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if it's tiny
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well it's not is it crooked no then show
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me no
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what's the big deal just show me
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want to see mine no sir stop that's fine
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you win
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i'll show you
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so
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wait wait so
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what did you think
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mom doesn't know i know where the
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cigarettes are but i know
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once you get angry she won't find out
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she doesn't smoke i think they belong to
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my father
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sarah you have to promise me never to
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tell your mother what happened
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promise really promise i promise sarah
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do you think i want my mother to find
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out
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fine i cross my heart
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don't worry so much
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even when do you plan on getting married
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and having kids and all that
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maybe i don't want kids
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i hate kids but i want a boyfriend
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someone like you jimmy you're really
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cool
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you'll find someone someday i know i
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will
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but i don't like any of the boys in my
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class and all the ones in swimming
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they're just too childish
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but peter it's this way from swimming
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he's kind of cute
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i don't have a girlfriend
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all of my friends have girlfriends
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because they look like
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good and there's this party tonight but
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i couldn't go because
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i said that wendy was gonna come and she
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and if i went alone everyone would know
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that you look good jimmy
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you think i know you do girls know these
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things
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you look great and i'm sure a lot of
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girls would like to be with you
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i would but i'm too shy my mom says the
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shy guys are really good in bed
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and those who talk about it all the time
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probably have really small penises
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and i saw yours and i know i haven't
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seen any others but it didn't look tiny
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to me
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think so
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i'm not on the swimming team i went to
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the tryouts but
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coach harris told my mother maybe next
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year
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i think you should go to the party jimmy
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really
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but then everyone would know i lied i
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guess i should just come clean and tell
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the truth
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are you dumb just say that you dumped
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her or something
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why would i dump her i don't know maybe
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she cheated on you
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she was already cheating on her husband
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with me oh yeah
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maybe he found out about the two of you
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and he's looking for you
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yeah yeah he's six foot six so if he
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finds me
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he'll kill you and he was in the army in
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desert storm
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and he's killed people like like 300 of
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them oh and he has a gun
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so jimmy can i see it again
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no
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