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Here you go, Miss Kim.
Fresh off the griddle.
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Thank you, Dave.
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I'm so glad you decided
to run against Isaiah Evans.
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That man plays dirty.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I know,
'cause I play dirty, too.
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Okay, well, that'’s, uh...
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tha-that's good to know.
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If you want something good...
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[whispers]:
come by my house tonight.
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Bring the maple syrup.
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Careful, Dave.
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She made that
same offer to Marty
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when he ran
for student council.
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Really?
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Poor kid hasn't
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eaten a pancake since.
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Hey, I got to say,
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this turnout is better
than I expected.
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I know. People are really
starting to listen to my ideas.
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Budget reform, zoning
regulations, traffic abatement.
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Yeah, I'’ve heard them.
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That'’s why I said it's a better
turnout than I expected.
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DAVE:
Cal, look, it's Isaiah.
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What's he doing here?
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If he's trying to get
old Miss Kim's vote,
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he can have it.
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Hey, Dave Johnson,
Calvin Butler.
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How you two doing this morning?
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How does it look
like we'’re doing?
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All these people here are
to support my boy, Dave.
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Yeah, and it'’s
because of my ideas,
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not my signature
smiley-face pancakes.
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Hey, when I win,
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maybe I'll appoint you
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Secretary of Flapjacks.
[laughs]
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What-what are you doing here,
besides getting Dave's hopes up
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for a fake pancake job?
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Look, I just stopped by
to wish him
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best of luck
at the debate tonight.
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What debate tonight?
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The one I challenged you to
a month ago.
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You didn'’t challenge me
to any debate.
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I didn'’t?
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Oh.
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Hold up, let me check my e-mail.
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[Isaiah mutters]
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Ah, my bad.
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I forgot to press send.
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[phone whooshes]
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No, no, I can'’t
believe you.
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This is just another
one of your dirty tri...[phone vibrates]
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Hold on, I'’m getting an e-mail.
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Damn it!
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What the hell, Isaiah?
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You can't challenge him
to a debate on the same day,
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and expect him to show up.
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Mm.
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Well, that'’s too bad.
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There'’s gonna be
a lot of people there.
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And if you don'’t show up,
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you'’re gonna look like a coward.
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See you tonight, Secretary.
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Calvin, what am I
supposed to do?
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This is a disaster.
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I don't know, I mean,
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whether it's Isaiah
or Miss Kim,
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you gonna get
a spanking tonight.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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I can'’t believe this.
How could IsaiahUgh.
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ambush me with a debate?
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Ooh, it makes me so mad.
When stuff like this happens,
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it makes me want
to fight for Dave.
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Don'’t worry, you are.
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You'’re doing everything
you can to help him win.
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No, I mean literally fight.
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I want to punch Isaiah
in the face
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till I can'’t feel
my hand anymore.
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I told you, Tina, that girlgot some hood in her.
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Guys.
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What am I supposed to do?
I need at least a month
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to prepare for a debate,
not six hours.
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Actually, it'’s four hours.
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Damn it!
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Now my watch is broken, too.
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Sweetie, don'’t worry.
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You have got
a million great ideas.
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You are gonna get up there and
you're gonna knock them dead.
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Oh, okay, yeah,may-maybe you'’re right.
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You know, firstI'll-I'’ll warm them up
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with my plans for schoolfunding and then...Yeah.
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then I'll hit them
with my parks safety initiative
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and then... and then
I'll blow them away
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with my... with my community
recycling project.
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Ooh, they will notsee that coming.All right!
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What do you guys think?
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Um, it'’s a little...
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Boring as hell.
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Look, Dave, the community
needs a guy like you,
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but if you want to win
over voters around here,
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you're gonna have
to give them a show.
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What part of
"Neighborhood Composting Club"
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doesn'’t scream
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"showtime"?
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Uh, Dave, Isaiah may not
have much substance,
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but he knows
how to work a crowd.
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If you want to compete with him,you got to bring the heat.
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Yeah, you got to be less
mayonnaise and more hot sauce.
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What'’s wrong
with mayonnaise?
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It's what brings
a baloney sandwich to life.
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Trust me, you're
gonna need to add
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a little flash
and a little swag.
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If you want to talk
about school funding...
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How about this?
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We got to fund schools...
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or graduate fools!
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Whoa, okay... that was
actually really good.
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Yeah, did you justcome up with that?
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I'’m like a dragon, guys--
I just spit fire.
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Okay, well, come on, man.
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Burn my village down.
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Okay.
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All right,
check this out.
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We can'’t be safe
in the park,
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if it'’s too damn dark.
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Ooh!
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Or recycle your trash,
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and we'’ll give you some cash.
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But that one'’s not true.
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Doesn'’t matter, it rhymes.
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I'’m sold.
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Isaiah'’s going down tonight.Oh, oh!
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That'’s what I'm talking
about, baby-- give me some.
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Yeah!
Yuck!
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How do you always do
it where your knuckle
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goes right in
between mine?
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♪ The neighborhood will be
saved if you vote for Dave ♪
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♪ He'’s bringing policies
that you all should crave ♪
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♪ Polls open at 8:00,
so don'’t be late ♪
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♪ Just vote for Dave,
it'’s gonna be great, hey ♪
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♪ Vote for Dave, got to vote for
Dave, yeah-yeah, vote for Dave ♪
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♪ You got to vote for Dave... Marty, Marty?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Besides ruining hip-hop
for a nine-year-old?
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We-We were doing a livestream
to encourage young people
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to get out and vote for Dave.
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Oh, okay, well,
how many viewers you got?
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Three.
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And they'’re saying you ruined
hip-hop for them, too.
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All right, look, look,
I like what you'’re going for,
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but if you'’re trying
to get eyes on your video,
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you'’re going about this
the wrong way.
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Look, I know what you're
gonna say, Malcolm,
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but I'’m not taking my top off.
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No, man.
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Listen, there's only
one surefire way
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to get lots of attention online.
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Okay, and what's that?
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To film yourself doing something
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incredibly stupid,
and if you get hurt doing it,
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it could go viral.
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Marty'’s rapping
definitely hurt me.
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Yeah, well, I'’m talking about
one of those online stunts--
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you know, like riding down
the stairs in a shopping cart
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or jumping off a roof
into a swimming pool.
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I'’ve seen these videos
where people eat
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really hot peppers--
they'’re awesome.
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Great idea.
Yeah,
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we can do that while
we tell people to vote for Dave.
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Well, all right, I'’m in!
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Okay.
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But our three viewers say
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you should definitely
keep your shirt on.
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Ooh!
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[laughs]
Dave Johnson.
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[sharp inhale]
Nice suit.
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I've never seen someone so...
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dull look so sharp.
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You won't be seeing anything
with your eyes swollen shut.
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No, no, easy, Gemma, easy.
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Now let's go inside.
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Damn, Calvin, you were right,
she hood as hell.
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I got to admit, Dave,
I didn'’t think you'd show up.
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If I would'’ve
known I would've
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brought my PJs and a pillow.
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[snores]
Oh, it's you.
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[laughs]
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Well, I hope you'’re ready
for a bedtime snack, because...
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I'’m working with some
pretty spicy mayo tonight.
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Oh, yeah,
this baloney sandwich
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got flavor you can savor.
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You know what, give him
a taste of that spicy spread.
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We got to fund the schools
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or graduate fools.
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Facts!
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We can'’t be safe in the park
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if it'’s too damn dark.
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Ooh! Goosebumps.
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If you recycle your trash,
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we will give you some cash.
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Oh, give me a bite
of that baloney sandwich.
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All right, all right, Johnson,
it sounds like
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we are gonna have
some fun up there, hmm.
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Ooh, and, Calvin,
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enjoy your mouthful
of Dave'’s baloney.
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Hi, Pasadena, I'’m Marty Butler
and don't worry,
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I'm keeping my shirt on.Mm-hmm.
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And I am Malcolm Butlerand we are here on behalf
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of Dave Johnsonfor city council.
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And to show you how far we'’re
willing to go to get your vote,
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we'’re both gonna eat these
tombstone ghost peppers--
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aka one of the hottest
peppers in the world.
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That is right,and these bad boys
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are, like, ten timeshotter than a jalapeño.
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Yeah, try 600.
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Say what now?
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Whoa, this is gonna be even
stupider than I thought.
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What, you said,
like, 600?
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That'’s right, and we're
doing it all for Dave Johnson.
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On three-- one...
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Okay, here we go.two...
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I can do this!three!
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Oh, I can'’t do it!
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What? Malcolm, what the hell?
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We were both supposed
to do it...
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[demonic voice]:
Oh God, it'’s starting!
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
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if everyone will please
take their seats,
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we're ready to begin.
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Councilman Evans,
would you like to start
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with your opening statement?
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Thank you.
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Now, y'all know me.
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[crowd murmuring]
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You know that I care deeply
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about the issues
that affect our community.
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[crowd murmuring]And there is no issue
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that I care about more
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about than the education
of our children.
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That's why I've always said
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You got to fund the schools,
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or graduate fools.
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[crowd cheers, applauds]
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What?!
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Calvin, that was your line.
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I know, right?
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Goosebumps.
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My people, can we talk?
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[crowd murmuring]
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Now tell me,
is this a safe space?
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[crowd murmuring]
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You know what else
I'd like to make safe?
254
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The park.
255
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:22,012
Because you can'’t be safe
in the park
256
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,014
if it'’s too damn dark.
257
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,843
Huh?[cheering and applause]
258
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,760
That is my line.
You stole my li...
259
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,328
You'’re clapping for me
and you don'’t know it.
260
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,112
Wow.
261
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,071
That is... that is sad,
262
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,987
saying that I recycled
his line. [chuckles]
263
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,511
But while we are on
the topic of recycling,
264
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,773
you know what I've always said.
265
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,298
If you recycle your trash,
266
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:50,127
I will give you some cash!
267
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,739
[cheering]
268
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,352
That's it, Isaiah.
269
00:10:57,395 --> 00:11:00,921
My fist is about to vote
for your face!
270
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,313
Don't worry, Dave.
I got him.
271
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,011
Hey, baldy!
272
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,752
We'll see you
in the parking lot.
273
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,888
What am I supposed to do?
He stole all my lines.
274
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,455
Look, don'’t worry, I got a plan.
275
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,717
Okay, well, what is it?
276
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,676
Okay, so I don'’t have a plan.
277
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,113
But the good news is
278
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,549
is neither does Isaiah.
279
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,203
He just used up
all our catchphrases,
280
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,684
which means from this point on,
he'’s got nothing.
281
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,511
ISAIAH:
Now, uh,
282
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,383
that little commotion
certainly was entertaining,
283
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,689
was it not?
284
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,647
But I tell you what,
285
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,605
it's not as entertaining
as this. Hit it!
286
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,607
[dance music playing]
287
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,001
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoo
288
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,742
♪ It'’s too damn dark ♪
289
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,962
♪ We got to light that park
290
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:45,313
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
we got to light the park ♪
291
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,141
♪ Come on, light the park
292
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,578
♪ Light the park...
293
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:53,060
Okay, but after this,
he'’s got nothing.
294
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:59,675
[grunts]Oh, God, I'm burning up.
295
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,765
I'm hot in places I didn't
know heat could happen.
296
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,245
[shouts]
297
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:09,250
Yeah, uh, speaking of heat,Dave Johnson has plenty of it,
298
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,469
and with your support,we can push him over the top.
299
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,776
[chuckles]
Anything to add, Marty?
300
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,909
I need water!
301
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:17,998
This is great.
302
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,826
We're up to 500 viewers.
303
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,349
Oh, that's awesome, man.
304
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,480
And we'll get way more
when Marty finds out
305
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,960
that water only makes it worse.
306
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,048
Oh...
307
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:27,616
The water only made it worse!
308
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,143
This is amazing!
We're getting a ton of comments.
309
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,884
Are they saying they'’re gonna
vote for your dad?
310
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:38,018
Actually, most of them
are calling you a giant coward.
311
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,194
Totally agree.
312
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:46,678
You know what? Fine.
Show you who a coward is.
313
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:50,204
Dave Johnson for city council.
314
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,814
[laughs]
315
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,685
I don't know why you didall that whining, 'cause it's...
316
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,078
Oh, my God.
317
00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,170
Oh...And it only gets so much worse.
318
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,349
♪ Throw your hands in the air
319
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,960
♪ And wave 'em
like you just don't care ♪
320
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,962
♪ If you love me
like I love me ♪
321
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,616
♪ Everybody say,
"Oh, yeah" ♪
322
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,314
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Isaiah
323
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,185
♪ Isaiah
[whoops]
324
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,622
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
325
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,886
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
it's too damn dark ♪
326
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,192
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
327
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,934
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
it's too damn dark, uh-ruh. ♪
328
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:28,198
[cheering]
329
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,940
Sit down! Sit down!
This is a debate.
330
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,073
You'’re not supposed
to be enjoying yourselves.
331
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:39,383
People say that politics
is boring. [chuckles]
332
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,733
And speaking of boring,
here's Dave.
333
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,694
Okay, you know what?
Uh, Dave...
334
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:46,913
Thank you.
335
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,698
You mind if I ask
Councilman Evans
336
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,656
a few questions
before you start?
337
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,093
By all means.
338
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:56,661
And, uh, please,
feel free to take your time.
339
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,968
Okay, Calvin.
What would you like to know?
340
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:02,580
You know, before your
song and dance routine,
341
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,279
you were talking
about school funding.
342
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,455
Now, I'm sure we can all agree
343
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,110
that the catchphrases
were genius.
344
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,201
But I'’m curious--
345
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,247
how do you plan to pay for it?
346
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,861
Mm. Mm.
That is a good question.
347
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,820
But, uh, the answer
is very complicated,
348
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,997
and I wouldn't want to bore you
with all the details.
349
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,130
That'’s Dave's job.
[laughs]
350
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,438
Well, maybe it'’s because
you don'’t have any answers.
351
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,179
But you know who does?
352
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:39,400
Dave.
Spit fire on 'em, Dave.
353
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,404
Uh, well, for starters,
354
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,058
the budget could
easily be amortized,
355
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,277
and since the fiscal calendar
starts in June,
356
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,888
which, actually...Okay.
357
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,237
You-you know what?
That'’s enough fire.
358
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,065
That's enough fire.
359
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,851
But you hear it, right?
360
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,289
Dave has a real plan,
and Isaiah's got nothing.
361
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,683
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I have a plan.
362
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,554
Okay.
Then let'’s hear it.
363
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:04,642
Uh...
364
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,035
No, no, no.
365
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,819
Without rhyming or dancing.
366
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,126
Yeah, Councilman.
367
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,824
I would like to hear
your thoughts about the budget.
368
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,091
Okay. Okay.
369
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,527
Well,
370
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,660
because you mentioned
the fiscal calendar,
371
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,967
I would like to know...
372
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,404
are there any birthdays
in the house?
373
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,842
CALVIN:
See? Come on.
374
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,454
It's like I said,
guys-- nothing.
375
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,283
So what we have to decide
is do we want
376
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,807
a flashy song and dance man
377
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,941
or someone who has
actual good ideas?
378
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,900
You mean like my plan to light
up our parks using solar power?
379
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,598
Ooh!
380
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,992
Solar power.
You know what that means.
381
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,864
No light bill.
382
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,652
That's right, that's ri...
And guess what we can recycle
383
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,828
those savings back into?
384
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,830
Recycling.
385
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,312
Oh, goodness, come on.
This guy is talking
386
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,010
about saving the planet.
387
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,579
And I don'’t know about y'all,
but I love Earth.
388
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,884
It'’s where I'm from.
389
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,367
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Now, hold on, everybody.
390
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,587
He'’s not the only one
from Earth.
391
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,850
No, he is not.
392
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,373
We are all from Earth.
393
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,899
And together,
I believe that we can make
394
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,641
our little part of it
better for everyone.
395
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,601
Because in District Three,
396
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,169
you deserve the best.
397
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,736
And if you elect me
your next city councilman,
398
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,609
I promise to work my butt off
399
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,219
to make that happen.
400
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,744
[cheering, applause]
401
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,138
Oh, Dave! Dave!
402
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,966
Dave, mic drop.
403
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,011
Mic drop!
404
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,577
[feedback hisses]
405
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,841
Very sorry about that.
406
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,321
That was my first-ever mic drop.
407
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,069
I don'’t understand.
408
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,984
When are they gonna
announce the results?
409
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,464
I know, this is crazy.
410
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,380
I mean, the polls
have been closed for over...
411
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,208
I got to get this watch fixed.
412
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,689
Sweetie, calm down.
413
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,256
We'’ve done all we can do.
414
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,648
Yeah, she'’s right, Dave.
415
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,259
I mean, you killed Isaiah
at the debate.
416
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,392
And everybody loved
that video of yours.
417
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,134
Yeah, and I still can't believe
how many people watched it.
418
00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:29,483
Yeah, we even got
a standing ovation
419
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,050
when our ambulance
got to the E.R.
420
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,401
Dad, look, they'’re
announcing the results.
421
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,403
[TV playing news fanfare]
422
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,405
NEWSCASTER:
And turning to some
of the local races,
423
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:42,104
we have results
for Pasadena City Council.
424
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:46,108
In District One,
Kathleen Conrad keeps her seat.
425
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:49,155
District One? Why would
they start with that one first?
426
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,287
In District Two, Daniel Ramirez
427
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:54,464
has defeated
incumbent Bob Billings.
428
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,554
Okay, we'’re District Three.
Here we go, we're next.
429
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,165
In District Four...
430
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,341
[all groaning]
431
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,517
...Betty McBride
unseats Patrick Yang.
432
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,388
And in District Three...
433
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,216
Oh, this is it.CALVIN:
All right, here we go, man.
434
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,915
...in what turned out to be
a surprisingly close contest,
435
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,744
challenger Dave Johnson[squeals]
436
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,182
has lost to longtime councilman
Isaiah Evans.
437
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,532
CALVIN: What?!TINA: But you
438
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,316
ran rings around him.
439
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,102
What the... Ugh.Man...
440
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,452
Dave, you okay?
441
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,628
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay.
442
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,066
I just... I can'’t believe it.
443
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,155
I'’m so sorry, sweetie.
444
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,026
Yeah, Dave.
We all are.
445
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,333
Guys, it-it's okay.
446
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:41,250
It's like y'all said, you know,
we did everything we could.
447
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,080
I'’m just gonna go out
and get some air.
448
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,566
Uh, Marty, are you crying?
449
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,483
Oh, not because of this.
450
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:59,181
It'’s been happening off and on
since I ate that hot pepper.
451
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,320
Hey, man. Just thought
I'd come check on you.
452
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:11,367
I'’m fine.
I'’m just disappointed.
453
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:15,806
Yeah, I know.
So am I.
454
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,418
I just don'’t get it.
Everyone at the debate
455
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,856
saw that Isaiah
had nothing, and...
456
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,466
he still won.
457
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,949
I know it'’s frustrating, man,
but you ran a hell of a race.
458
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,733
I mean, think about it.
459
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,213
When you first started,
460
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,084
everybody said
you didn'’t have a chance.
461
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,956
Who said that?
462
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,046
Well, first it was me,
but, uh...
463
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,181
...I didn'’t think
it was gonna catch on.
464
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,751
I just really wanted to
make a difference, Calvin.
465
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,624
But instead, I feel like
I wasted everyone'’s time.
466
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,930
What are you talking about?
You did make a difference.
467
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,454
No, I didn'’t.
I lost.
468
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:58,719
Look, no, what you did
was put Isaiah on notice.
469
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,722
I mean, a lot of people
around here finally realized
470
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:04,725
that he hasn'’t done anything
for them in a long time,
471
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,683
and that they should
expect more from him.
472
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,991
So if he plans
on keeping his job,
473
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,993
he'’s gonna have to follow
through on all those great ideas
474
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,125
he stole from you.
475
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,953
You think so?
476
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,912
Hell yeah, I do.
477
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,262
Look, Dave,
478
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,133
you may not have won tonight,
479
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,005
but the community did.
480
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,963
And that'’s what
you set out to do.
481
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,011
You're a good friend, Calvin.
482
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,231
You're right.
I am.
483
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:38,062
Come on, man. Everybody's
inside waiting on you.
484
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,890
Nah, you go in.
485
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,501
I'’m gonna hang out here
for a minute.
486
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,111
You sure?Yeah.
487
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,766
Hey, Dave.
488
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:48,638
I heard someone
needs some cheering up.
489
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,074
CALVIN:
Oh, no, no.
490
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,989
You better get inside.
Go, go, go, go.
491
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,253
You stay there, Ms. Kim.
No, no. You didn't get Marty
492
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,471
and you're not gonna get Dave.
493
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,784
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