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(I Love Lucy theme song playing)
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(doorbell buzzes)
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Oh, good morning, Mrs. Trumbull.
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Morning.
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Well!
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, Mrs. Ricardo
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Happy birthday to you.
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Well, thank you very much, Mrs.
Trumbull,
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but today isn't my birthday.
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It isn't?
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No.
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But I wrote the date down
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when the Mertzes gave you
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that birthday party last year.
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Can't understand
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how I could have made such a mistake.
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When is your birthday?
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Never.
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What?
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I had my last birthday a year ago
today.
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Oh.
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So you've reached that point.
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Mm-hmm.
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I know how you feel.
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I stopped having birthdays
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when I was your age.
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At least I think I was your age.
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How old are you?
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How old were you when you stopped?
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Well, my last birthday was my 29th.
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You were just my age.
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That's what I figured.
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I was 34 at the time.
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Well, if it isn't your birthday,
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I'll take back my song.
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Well, thank you very much.
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It was a very nice song,
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but I just don't want anything
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to remind me it's my birthday.
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Mrs. Trumbull, I'll have you know
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that Ricky never forgets my birthday.
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Why, this is the most important day
of the year to him.
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Well, that's nice.
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Really.
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RICKY: Lucy!
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Yes, dear?
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Have I got any clean handkerchiefs?
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Uh, in the top drawer.
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You just watch what a big fuss he
makes.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Trumbull.
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Good morning, Mr. Ricardo.
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Honey, I'm in a hurry,
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so I'll eat breakfast on the way down
to the club.
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Good-bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
Good-bye.
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What are you looking for, dear?
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Well, I got something for you.
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You have?
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Yeah.
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Oh, here it is.
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I broke the crystal to my watch.
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Will you take it to the jewelers for
me, please?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Thanks.
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Well, he's probably going to buy my
present downtown today
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and he'll bring it home with him
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when he comes home to dinner tonight.
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Yes.
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Honey?
Oh, yes, dear?
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I almost forgot what day this is.
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You did?
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I got an extra rehearsal at the club,
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so I won't be able to be home for
dinner.
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Now, don't feel too bad, Mrs.
Ricardo.
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Remember, you wanted him
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to forget your birthday.
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Sure I wanted him to forget my
birthday,
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but he forgot my birthday!
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Hi, Rick, come on in.
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No, Fred, I'm in a hurry.
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Look, I just wanted to check.
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Did you order the cake?
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We certainly did.
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It's got pink roses and a great big
heart
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with "Happy Birthday, Lucy" written
right on top of it.
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Oh, gee, that's just wonderful.
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Oh, you should have seen her just
now.
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She was just about to cry
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because she thinks
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that I've forgotten her birthday.
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Well, we'll make up for it tonight
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and everybody said they could come.
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Let me see, there's the Orsattis,
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the Sedgwicks,
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the Morgans and the Van Blacks.
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Wonderful, wonderful.
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I got a big ringside table at the
club
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I'm getting all fixed up real pretty.
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And I wrote a special song just for
Lucy.
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A song?
Yeah.
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No kidding?
Yeah.
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Oh, great.
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Now, look, look, will you tell Ethel
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to keep it quiet?
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You mean old blabbermouth?
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Yeah.
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Don't worry, she won't say a word.
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Okay. I'll see you later, Fred.
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Thanks a lot.
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So long, Rick.
Bye.
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Oh, my dear, you mustn't brood
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because your husband acted that way.
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I'm not brooding.
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I'm really glad that Ricky forgot my
birthday.
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It's just that it makes him look so
bad in comparison
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to all my other friends
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who think enough of me to remember,
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like you and Ethel Mertz and all the
rest.
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Mrs. Trumbull...
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would you stay here with Little Ricky
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while I go downstairs for a while?
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Why, certainly I will.
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You know I...
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I guess I am feeling a little low
about Ricky
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and all the fuss that Ethel will make
over my birthday
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will kind of cheer me up a little,
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to say nothing of the nice present
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she has undoubtedly bought me.
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All right, I'll stay with the baby
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just as long as you want.
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Thank you.
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Now, don't rush.
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No, I won't, thanks.
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Oh. Oh, Ethel.
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Hi, Lucy.
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Hi.
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I was just coming down to see you.
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You were?
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Uh-huh.
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Why?
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Oh, I just wanted to say hello.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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What did you want to see me about?
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I brought up your mail.
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Oh, is that all?
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Yeah, there wasn't much
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for anybody today.
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I mean, there wasn't anything else on
your mind?
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Nope.
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No?
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Well, let's see what's in the mail.
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Oh... oh, this looks like a card of
some kind.
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You know, a happy- something-or-other
card.
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Isn't this exciting?
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What's the matter?
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Wasn't it exciting?
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Not unless you want to go to the
opening of Joe's Delicatessen.
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Oh.
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Well, guess I'd better be running
along.
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Oh, no.
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No, sit down.
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Let's chat.
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Okay.
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What's new?
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Oh, nothing.
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Nothing.
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What's new with you?
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Nothing.
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Not a thing.
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You know, I have a strange feeling
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that today is some special day or
something.
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You know, like I'd forgotten
something.
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Oh, I've had that feeling.
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Isn't it annoying?
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Yeah.
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What could it be?
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Well, it must be something important.
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(humming "Happy Birthday To You")
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(continues humming)
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(hums ending to "Happy Birthday To
You")
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Gee, I can't imagine what it could
be, Lucy.
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Oh!
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What?
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I got a date at the beauty parlor in
20 minutes.
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I got to get my hair fixed up for
tonight.
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Tonight?
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Um... yes, Fred and I are going to go
out
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with the head of his lodge to dinner.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Well, so long, Lucy.
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Good-bye.
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(whimpering)
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Oh, didn't Mrs. Mertz
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remember your birthday either?
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She sure didn't.
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In fact, she made Ricky's "didn't"
look like a "did."
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(hiccups)
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Here, now,
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you just have a good, good cry.
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Well, crying won't do any good.
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It won't change things any.
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(hiccups)
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Oh, fine, now I got the hiccups.
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Try holding your breath; that ought
to stop them.
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No. That never does any good.
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I always get the hiccups when I cry.
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Ever since I was a little (hiccup)
girl.
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Well, hold your breath for 20
seconds, that'll stop it.
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It never does any good.
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Oh, yes, it will.
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Come on, I'll prove it to you now.
Let's try.
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All right.
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Now, when I say "go,"
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you take a deep, long breath.
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All right.
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Go.
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(inhales)
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Not yet.
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Not yet.
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20 seconds is a long time.
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People don't realize how long it is.
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Well, this watch isn't even going.
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(hiccups)
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Oh!
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Well, anyway,
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it made you forget your troubles.
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It did not.
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You know what I'm going to do?
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What?
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I'm going to give myself a birthday
party.
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Now, that's a good idea.
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Will you come?
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I certainly will.
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It's going to be a gay party, too--
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everybody all dressed up, formal.
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Fine.
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I'm going to ask all my good
friends--
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the Orsattis, the Sedgwicks
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and the Morgans and the Van Blacks.
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I'll get my dress out of the trunk.
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It's been there so long, it's back in
style again.
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Oh, good.
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Say, have you ever met a girl who's
the toast of the town?
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A work of art without a question
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You better write her number down.
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Okay, boys, that's all right.
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Be sure you watch those last brass
figures there.
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Bite 'em off real good, eh?
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Now, let's have everything
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just right tonight, fellas.
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It's Lucy's birthday
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and I got a surprise party for her.
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I want everything to be perfect.
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Hey, Rick!
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Oh, hi, Fred.
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Everything's all set.
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Did you get the cake?
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Yeah... all right, bring it in.
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Did you ever see a cake like that in
your life?
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Oh, isn't that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?
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Isn't that a beauty?
Look at the candles.
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Oh, and that frosting.
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"Happy birthday, Lucy."
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Oh, she's going to get a big... mmm.
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She's going to get a big kick out of
that.
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Look at those colors, yeah.
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Isn't that beautiful?
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(Little Ricky fussing)
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(doorbell buzzes)
277
00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:35,177
Oh, Mrs. Trumbull.
278
00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:38,180
Well, I'm early, I see.
279
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,019
Oh, dear, I forgot to call you.
280
00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:45,438
I couldn't get anyone
281
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,240
to come to my party, Mrs. Trumbull.
282
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,910
What do you mean you couldn't get
anyone to come? I'm here.
283
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,745
Well...
Little Ricky's here.
284
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:56,248
Why, we can have a wonderful party
285
00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,250
just the three of us.
286
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,752
You can't have a real party
287
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:00,753
without paper hats.
288
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,088
There's one for you
289
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:08,344
and... one for me...
290
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:11,714
(giggling): and one for Little Ricky.
291
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:16,302
Oh, he looks so cute.
292
00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:28,364
Well, um... now, let's throw some of
this around, give it a gay
atmosphere.
293
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:33,369
Whee!
294
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,907
Whee!
295
00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:42,912
Whee!
296
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,915
Whee.
297
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,923
(cries out)
298
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:56,425
Oh... oh...
299
00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:57,927
Isn't this fun?
300
00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,178
Yeah, I guess so.
301
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,679
Uh... I sure appreciate
302
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,682
everything you've done, Mrs.
Trumbull.
303
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,185
The cake and all, it's very nice.
304
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,686
It's just that I guess
305
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,189
I'm not much in a party mood.
306
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,191
Mrs. Trumbull, would you stay
307
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,692
with Little Ricky again?
308
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:14,994
I'd like to take a walk.
309
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,413
All right, dear, you go right ahead.
310
00:13:17,913 --> 00:13:18,914
Thank you.
311
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,924
Don't you worry.
312
00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:31,427
I'll take care of Little Ricky, all
right.
313
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:32,845
Okay, thank you.
314
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:36,131
And hurry back so we can cut the
cake.
315
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:37,967
Yeah.
316
00:13:40,469 --> 00:13:42,471
(telephone rings)
317
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,476
Tropicana.
318
00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:50,479
TRUMBULL: I'd like to speak to Mr.
Ricardo, please.
319
00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:51,981
Mr. Ricardo?
Yes, he's around somewhere.
320
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:53,482
Just a moment.
321
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:54,483
Oh, Ricky.
322
00:13:54,483 --> 00:13:55,484
RICKY: Yeah?
323
00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:56,986
On the phone, please.
324
00:13:56,986 --> 00:13:58,487
Okay.
325
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,492
Thank you.
326
00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:05,995
Hello.
327
00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:08,998
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
328
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,299
What?
329
00:14:10,299 --> 00:14:14,420
You... y-y-you man, you!
330
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,139
Who is this?
331
00:14:17,139 --> 00:14:18,924
It's Mrs. Trumbull.
332
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,726
Mrs. Trumbull!
333
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:25,180
Thanks to you, your poor little wife
is crying her eyes out,
334
00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:28,684
and even now, she's walking the
streets brokenhearted.
335
00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:31,487
What are you talking about?
336
00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:34,857
Today happened to be your wife's
birthday.
337
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:36,825
Oh, I know that, I know it.
338
00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:40,329
I got a wonderful surprise party all
fixed up for her.
339
00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:42,197
You have?
340
00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:44,199
Why, sure.
341
00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:46,201
I was just about to call the
apartment and ask her
342
00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:49,705
to bring me down some music that I
left on top of the piano.
343
00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:53,208
Now, what are you talking about her
walking the streets?
344
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:58,714
Well, I guess I exaggerated, but...
oh, she was so upset.
345
00:14:58,714 --> 00:15:01,016
She went out for a walk.
346
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:03,385
Oh, gee, I didn't want that to
happen.
347
00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:06,889
Well, look, Mrs. Trumbull, as soon as
she comes back,
348
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,390
tell her that I called
349
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:11,393
and that I want her to bring me some
music
350
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:14,730
that I left on top of the piano right
down to the club.
351
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,649
All right, Mr. Ricardo.
352
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,652
And don't you worry, I'll stay with
the baby.
353
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,620
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Trumbull.
354
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,405
You're a real doll.
355
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,040
(giggles)
356
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,458
Muchas gracias.
357
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,744
Adios, amigo.
358
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,969
(hiccups)
359
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:01,994
(hiccups)
360
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:09,118
(marching band playing)
361
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,183
(whistle blows)
362
00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:29,638
(hiccups)
363
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,641
Friends, I think we have found here
364
00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:36,028
a poor, lonely soul who needs our
help.
365
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:41,533
Oh, you mean me?
366
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,986
Indeed we do, my dear.
367
00:16:43,986 --> 00:16:49,491
We who know what it is to be lonely,
cast off and forgotten,
368
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,710
bring you friendship.
369
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:56,048
Oh, well, thanks just the same, but
I'm all right.
370
00:16:56,048 --> 00:17:00,002
Well, open up your heart and let our
friendship in.
371
00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:02,004
We know what it is to have
372
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:05,424
to spend the night on a park bench.
373
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,925
Oh, you've got me all wrong.
374
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,928
I'm all right, I got plenty of money.
375
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,230
We're sure of that.
376
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:15,067
No, really, (hiccups)
I'm loaded.
377
00:17:17,352 --> 00:17:21,240
We're sure of that, too.
378
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,576
Oh! Oh, no, you don't understand.
379
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:28,580
You see, I always get the hiccups
when I cry,
380
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,583
and, well, I...
I've been crying.
381
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:35,087
I don't know why I should tell you,
but...
382
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,873
well, today was my birthday
383
00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,708
and nobody even...
384
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,211
Oh, it's her birthday.
385
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:43,712
(blows whistle)
386
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:47,216
Happy birthday to you
387
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:49,518
Happy birthday to you
388
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:52,221
Happy birthday, dear...
389
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,140
Lucy.
390
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,025
Lucy
391
00:17:57,526 --> 00:18:00,896
Happy birthday to you.
392
00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:02,364
Oh, thank you very much.
393
00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:03,615
That's very nice. Thanks.
394
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:07,236
You don't have any friends, do you?
395
00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:11,323
No, I don't.
396
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,960
Well, you have friends now.
397
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,129
Come with us, my dear.
398
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,747
Oh, no, I couldn't.
399
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:21,333
Oh, you still don't trust us, do you?
400
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,001
Well, it isn't that I don't trust...
401
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,303
Is there anyone here among us
402
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,805
who would like to tell of his
experience
403
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,057
with The Friends of the Friendless?
404
00:18:29,057 --> 00:18:30,726
I would like to do that, sir.
405
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:38,734
I would like to tell you
406
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,736
of something that happened to me
407
00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:41,737
and the lesson I learned
408
00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:44,022
and the meaning of true friendship.
409
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,193
I didn't have a friend in the world.
410
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,496
I was just a bit of flotsam
411
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,164
in the sea of life,
412
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,366
a pitiful outcast
413
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,669
shunned by my fellow man.
414
00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:00,339
I was a mess.
415
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,627
And then one day they came along--
416
00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:07,462
these good people--
417
00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:09,381
unasked,
418
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,717
The Friends of the Friendless.
419
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,686
And they put their arm around my
waist
420
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,689
and they said, "We will be your
friend
421
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,558
"because you are friendless
422
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,361
"and we are The Friends of the
Friendless.
423
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,280
"And if you accept our friendship,
424
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,783
"you will never again be friendless,
425
00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:31,286
"for we are The Friends of the
Friendless
426
00:19:31,286 --> 00:19:33,288
and you will have friends."
427
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:37,292
To this day, I have never been
friendless.
428
00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:40,078
I have friends...
429
00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:44,967
friends in the time of joy...
430
00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:49,471
friends in the time of sorrow...
431
00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:53,425
real friends...
432
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,227
true friends...
433
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,429
friends.
434
00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:02,351
Friends.
435
00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:04,353
Friends.
436
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:08,357
My friends.
437
00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:10,859
You will come with us?
438
00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:13,328
No.
439
00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:15,330
No, I want you to go with me.
440
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:18,333
There's someone I want to give a
lesson to
441
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,669
in the true meaning of friendship.
442
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:22,120
Of course.
443
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,121
(blows whistle)
444
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:28,126
(marching band playing)
445
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:42,641
(enthusiastic applause)
446
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,143
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
447
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,145
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
448
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,648
Thank you.
You're a wonderful audience.
449
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,067
Those were Pugh and Carroll--
450
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:56,622
the two greatest contortionists in
America today.
451
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,825
And now, we'd like to introduce...
452
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:06,548
(marching band playing)
453
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,653
(whistle blows)
454
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,656
We are friends of the friendless
455
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,658
Yes, we are, yes, we are.
456
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,660
We are friends of the friendless
457
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,495
Be they near, be they far.
458
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,497
We uplift the poor downtrodden
459
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,499
And we sober up the sodden
460
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,000
We are friends of the friendless
461
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,503
Yes, we are, yes, we are.
462
00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:57,599
I want to tell you all something that
happened to me,
463
00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:00,102
the lesson I learned tonight
464
00:22:00,102 --> 00:22:03,271
and the true meaning of friendship.
465
00:22:03,772 --> 00:22:08,777
These people are my friends, The
Friends of the Friendless.
466
00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:13,782
And I was friendless.
467
00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:17,786
I was just a bit of flotsam in the
sea,
468
00:22:17,786 --> 00:22:23,291
a pitiful outcast shunned by my
fellow man.
469
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:25,293
I was a mess.
470
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:30,916
The people I thought were my friends
forsook me.
471
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,419
Even my own husband
472
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:37,422
proved he was just a husband
473
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:39,725
and not a friend.
474
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:43,595
Today was my birthday,
475
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:46,598
and do you think anybody remembered?
476
00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,400
Nobody remembered.
477
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,685
Nobody did a thing about it.
478
00:22:50,685 --> 00:22:54,356
Nobody even as much...
not a sing...
479
00:22:54,856 --> 00:22:56,742
CROWD: Happy birthday!
480
00:22:58,193 --> 00:22:59,694
Ethel!
481
00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,534
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
482
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:07,035
Happy birthday?
483
00:23:07,035 --> 00:23:08,537
Happy birthday for me?
484
00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:11,456
Yeah, honey, we didn't forget your
birthday.
485
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,375
We had this thing planned for weeks.
486
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,677
We just couldn't get a hold of you--
487
00:23:15,677 --> 00:23:17,045
you had run out of the house.
488
00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:18,046
Nobody could find you.
489
00:23:18,046 --> 00:23:19,548
Oh, no!
490
00:23:19,548 --> 00:23:20,465
Oh, honey.
491
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:23,051
And I got a wonderful present for
you.
492
00:23:23,051 --> 00:23:24,553
You want to hear it?
493
00:23:24,553 --> 00:23:25,554
Hear it?
494
00:23:25,554 --> 00:23:26,555
Yeah.
495
00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:30,058
(band begins playing)
496
00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:35,313
I love Lucy and she loves me
497
00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:40,202
We're as happy as two can be
498
00:23:40,202 --> 00:23:45,157
Sometimes we quarrel, but then
499
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:48,493
How we love making up again.
500
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:53,081
Lucy kisses like no one can
501
00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:56,551
She's my missus and I'm her man
502
00:23:56,551 --> 00:24:00,555
And life is heaven, you see
503
00:24:00,555 --> 00:24:02,057
'Cause I love Lucy
504
00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:04,559
Yes, I love Lucy
505
00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:08,063
And Lucy loves me.
506
00:24:08,063 --> 00:24:09,064
Everybody sing!
507
00:24:09,064 --> 00:24:12,067
I love Lucy and she loves me
508
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:15,187
We're as happy as two can be
509
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:19,191
Sometimes we quarrel, but then
510
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,577
How we love making up again.
511
00:24:22,577 --> 00:24:26,031
Lucy kisses like no one can
512
00:24:26,414 --> 00:24:29,751
She's my missus and I'm her man
513
00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:33,255
And life is heaven, you see
514
00:24:33,255 --> 00:24:35,257
'Cause I love Lucy
515
00:24:35,257 --> 00:24:36,758
Yeah, I love Lucy
516
00:24:36,758 --> 00:24:43,265
And Lucy loves me.
517
00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:01,616
(I Love Lucy theme song playing)
518
00:25:01,616 --> 00:25:05,620
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
519
00:25:11,626 --> 00:25:14,129
ANNOUNCER: Mrs. Trumbull was played
by Elizabeth Patterson;
520
00:25:14,129 --> 00:25:16,631
the man in the park was Ransom
Sherman;
521
00:25:16,631 --> 00:25:19,134
the leader of the band was Byron
Foulger;
522
00:25:19,134 --> 00:25:21,636
and the headwaiter was William Hamel.
523
00:25:42,157 --> 00:25:45,160
I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
524
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,162
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
525
00:25:47,162 --> 00:25:49,297
will be back next week at this same
time.
526
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:53,702
This is the CBS television network.
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