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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Hi, Ricky.
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Oh, hi, Ethel.
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Come in.
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Aw... hi, sweetie.
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Where's Lucy?
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She went out shopping.
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Do you know that this little
character
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has already outgrown his clothes?
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No kidding?
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Come on.
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Oh, isn't he a little doll?
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Hi.
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Hey, Ricky, he keeps looking at me
with one eye.
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Don't you wish he'd just stay like
this?
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Yeah.
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Anything special on your mind?
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Yeah, I came up to tell Lucy
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that the Wednesday Afternoon Fine
Arts League
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is meeting on Friday this week.
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The Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts
League
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is meeting on Friday.
Yeah.
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I thought you always met on Thursday.
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Oh, no, we never met on Thursday.
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We usually meet on Tuesday.
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Well, look, this is probably a very
stupid question
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but why couldn't the Wednesday
Afternoon Fine Arts League
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meet on Wednesday?
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Oh, we tried it, but nobody could
make it.
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Wednesday afternoon isn't a good day
for club meetings.
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That figures.
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Why don't you forget about the
meetings altogether?
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Oh, now, Ricky, don't pick on our
club.
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It's really a very worthwhile
organization.
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(fusses and burps)
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Nobody asked your opinion.
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He's going to grow up to be just like
you.
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(chuckling)
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Oh, I guess the club is all right,
Ethel,
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but, you know, if Lucy wouldn't get
so involved in it.
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Every time she gets into it, I get
into it, too.
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Oh, no.
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(cooing)
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You said it, kid.
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What do you mean, you said it?
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Don't you remember what happened on
the last nominations?
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Oh, that.
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Yes, that.
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Hey, Lucy, what's going on?
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Oh, my women's club is meeting here
today.
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Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
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Why do they have to meet here all the
time?
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Oh, honey, they haven't met here for
three months.
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We're taking turns until we can
afford a clubhouse.
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Honey, you don't need a clubhouse.
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Why don't you meet on the back fence
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like other cats do?
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Never mind now.
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This is a very important meeting,
especially for me.
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We're nominating candidates for the
club election.
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I'll probably be nominated for every
office.
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I've acceptance speeches written for
all of them.
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Oh, you feel pretty sure of yourself,
huh?
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Well, honey, I know how the girls
feel about me, that's all.
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You think you're going to be elected
for some office, huh?
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Yeah, I'll be elected for something,
surely.
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Well, maybe I'll get a break and
they'll elect you nothing.
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Now, don't start on me about my
women's club.
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Okay, okay, I'll go spend the
afternoon with Fred.
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That's a good idea.
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Hi, Ricky.
Hi, Ethel.
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Hi, Ethel.
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Oh, Lucy, that's a beautiful sweater.
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Is it new?
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Yeah, you like it?
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It's gorgeous.
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Ooh, cashmere?
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Yeah, isn't that yummy?
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Mm-hmm.
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And look.
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A bag to match.
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Oh!
Isn't that the end?
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Of course, I won't be able to afford
another thing
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for three months, but who cares?
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Oh, dear, this terrible pitcher and
these cheap glasses.
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Say, listen, Ethel, you are going to
vote
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to admit Ruth Knickerbocker into the
club, aren't you?
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I don't know.
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Well, she'd be a wonderful addition
to the club.
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You think so?
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She seems sort of a quiet and mousey
type to me.
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Yeah, well, under that mousey
exterior
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beats a cut glass punch bowl and 20
cups.
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Oh...
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That's the kind of a woman we need in
our club.
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That's the way I feel about it.
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(doorbell buzzing)
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Oh, there they are, the thundering
herd.
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Lucy!
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Lillian! Hi!
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Hi, how are you?
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Ethel, how are you?
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Lucy, that sweater, it's stunning.
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Oh, thank you.
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Look.
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Oh, no, look at that bag to match.
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Oh, what an outfit!
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You know, I've been just dying for
one.
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Well, I got it...
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Don't tell me.
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I know how expensive they are, and I
just can't afford it.
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All right, I won't tell you.
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Oh, say, listen, before the others
get here,
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have you heard the dirt about Marion?
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Marion Strong?
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Yes!
What?
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Oh, let me tell you.
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You know how she's always trying to
pretend she's somebody?
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Oh, do I.
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Well, she finally got her
comeuppance.
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What happened?
She did?
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Well, let me tell you.
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I ran into her on the street the
other day,
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and she had on the most...
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Marion!
Marion!
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Oh, hi.
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(all exclaiming)
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Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
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(all talking at once)
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Lucy, you have new furniture.
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The whole thing is new.
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(pounding)
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Lucy, I got you a chair.
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We're all ready to start.
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Girls?
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Ladies, ladies.
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Shh.
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Ladies.
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The meeting will come to order.
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Now, we'll skip the minutes of the
last meeting
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and get right down to business.
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Madam President.
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Yes, Lillian.
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I would like to submit the name of
Ruth Knickerbocker
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for membership in our club.
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I think that's a wonderful idea.
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Very well.
You all had a chance
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to meet Ruth at our last meeting,
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so if there's no more discussion,
we'll vote.
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All those in favor of asking Ruth
Knickerbocker
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to join our club say aye.
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ALL: Aye.
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Noes?
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No noes.
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(all clamoring)
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(gavel pounding)
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Ruth Knickerbocker...
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(gavel pounding)
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Ruth Knickerbocker is now a member of
our club.
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And now, the election of officers.
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The chair will entertain nominations
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for the office of Treasurer.
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Yes. The chair recognizes Pauline
Lobos.
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Well, Madam President, I would like
to nominate for Treasurer
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one of our most conscientious
members.
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Now this girl really deserves an
office in our club.
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She's a wonderful person and a fine
character
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and a real leader--
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Grace Munson.
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(all exclaiming)
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Me?
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(all clamoring)
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Are there any more nominations?
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Oh, Grace, you'll make a wonderful
Treasurer.
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Of course, I wouldn't be Treasurer
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if they handed it to me on a silver
platter.
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You wouldn't?
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Terrible job.
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And now nominations are open for the
office of Secretary.
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The chair recognizes Marion Strong.
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I nominate a member who...
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well, she's just about the most
wonderful person.
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She's the loyalest person in the club
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and she's always ready to lend a hand
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when you ask her to.
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She's intelligent, pretty
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and one of the nicest persons you
could ever meet
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my very dear, dear friend,
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Lillian Appleby.
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Lillian!
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(all clamoring)
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Are there any more nominations?
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Oh, Lillian, you'll make a wonderful
Secretary.
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Secretary is really a very thankless
job, you know.
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Oh, is it?
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Very.
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Now, let me hear nominations for the
office of Vice President.
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Madam President.
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Chair recognizes Lillian Appleby.
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For the office of Vice President,
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I would like to nominate a girl who
really deserves the job.
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A girl who will fight for our club.
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You can tell that from the color of
her hair.
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My very dearest, dearest friend,
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Marion Strong.
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(Marion shrieking)
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Are there any more nominations for
Vice President?
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Oh, Marion, you'll make a wonderful
Vice President.
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Vice President's merely a figurehead,
you know.
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Oh, really?
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They work in name only.
Oh.
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And now we come
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to the most important office of all--
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the presidency.
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As far as I'm concerned there's only
one person
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who should follow me in the office of
President.
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She has administrative ability,
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she's charming, makes a good
appearance.
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In fact, she'll be a wonderful
President,
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and I'm so sure that you're all going
to elect her unanimously that I want
to be the first to shake the hand
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of our next president.
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Ethel Mertz!
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Ethel Mertz?
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Yes.
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(women exclaiming )
Oh, I don't...
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Please let us come to order now.
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Ladies. Ladies.
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I'm sure there will be no more
nominations for President.
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So I hereby declare the
nominations...
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Uh, Madam President.
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Yes, the chair recognizes Mrs.
Ricardo.
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I think that there should be
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some more nominations for presidency.
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Why, Lucy...
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Oh, it isn't that I don't feel
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that you'll make a wonderful
president, Ethel.
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It's just that I feel that the more
democratic way
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is to have more than one nominee.
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It doesn't matter who it is, just so
there are two.
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You understand.
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Well... yeah.
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Well, do I hear another nomination
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for President?
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Since there are no more nominations
for President,
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I hereby declare the nomina...
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Madam President.
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Yes, Lucy?
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I'd like time-out for a caucus.
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A-A-A what?
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A caucus.
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Didn't you watch the conventions on
television?
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Oh...
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Well...
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Well, very well, all right...
caucus.
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Come on, Lillian, let's caucus.
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You know, television has changed the
thinking
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of the entire world.
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She wouldn't have had sense enough to
caucus
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this time last year.
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(all clamoring)
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You look it up in the bylaws.
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Ethel, you ought to filibuster.
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Really, you should filibuster.
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Madam President.
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Yes, Lillian.
268
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,259
I would like to nominate Lucy Ricardo
for President.
269
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,179
Oh!
270
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,181
Oh, well, I...
271
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,693
Well, you see, I feel that if there
are two,
272
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,062
it's the more American way of
doing...
273
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,480
It's democratic, it's, uh...
274
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,456
Well, how's the campaign coming,
Lucy, dear?
275
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,908
Just fine, Ethel, honey.
276
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,409
Just fine, sweetie.
277
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,744
That's good.
278
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,713
You know, running for the same office
279
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,499
might bother some good friends, but
it doesn't bother me a bit.
280
00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,300
Well, it doesn't bother me either.
281
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,169
I just feel it's all in the family.
282
00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:01,637
Sure, all in the family.
283
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:02,638
That's the way I feel.
284
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,640
Hey, you should see the cute campaign
poster
285
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,975
that Lucy made.
286
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,394
Oh, honey, don't bother to show them
that.
287
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,312
No, let's see it.
288
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,814
Oh, don't be silly.
289
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,816
"Happy you will be with Lucy,
290
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,601
cast your vote and wait till you
see."
291
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:16,902
Oh!
292
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,354
Oh, that's darling, honey.
293
00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:19,155
FRED: That's pretty good.
294
00:12:19,522 --> 00:12:21,023
They're sort of fun to make, you
know.
295
00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:22,241
Ethel wrote some good ones, too.
296
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,075
Uh, Fred...
297
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,076
LUCY: Oh?
298
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,911
RICKY: What were they?
299
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,830
Well, one of them said, uh...
300
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,082
"You can go farther with Ethel."
301
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,250
Oh!
302
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,788
Oh, that's just darling.
303
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,624
That's like that gasoline ad.
Yeah.
304
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,092
Hey, here's another one.
305
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,093
Oh, never mind, Ricky, never mind.
306
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,094
That's enough, dear.
307
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,596
Oh, this is a beaut.
308
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,553
"Nertz to Mertz"?
309
00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:53,806
It's a joke, dear.
310
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,691
Oh, a joke.
311
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,193
It's very amusing.
312
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,645
Oh, boy, and you were worried
313
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,364
about that one you wrote about her.
314
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,365
Now, Fred...
315
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,366
Uh, Fred...
316
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,868
What was it?
317
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,738
"A vote for the redhead is a vote for
a deadhead."
318
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,793
And then she put underneath...
319
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,161
Uh, never mind, never mind.
320
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,045
Come on, let's play cards.
321
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,497
Oh, wait a minute.
Just a minute.
322
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:21,000
Uh, Fred, what was it that was
underneath?
323
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,420
Well, underneath "deadhead" she wrote
324
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,639
"or should I say dyedhead."
325
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,147
Well, that's a fine thing to say.
326
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,317
Well, "Nertz to Mertz" isn't exactly
a bouquet of roses.
327
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,152
Now, wait a minute, hold it
candidates.
328
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,153
Don't lose your tempers.
329
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,155
Nobody's losing her temper.
330
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,990
It's just good to know what I'm
running against, that's all.
331
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,992
Well, the same goes for me.
332
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,328
I might have known you'd resort to
mudslinging.
333
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,698
And I might have known you would
conduct a smear campaign.
334
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,700
Smear campaign?
Give me that thing.
335
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,703
I'll show you what a real smear
campaign is.
336
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,705
This isn't nearly strong enough.
337
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,208
Well, if that's the way you want to
play,
338
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,209
I've got some ideas of my own.
339
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:04,710
Come on, Fred.
340
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,212
Well, that's perfectly all right with
me.
341
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,464
You can play anyway that you want,
and see if I care.
342
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:11,767
Okay! I'm going to do that poster I
decided not to do.
343
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,770
You mean, "With our club's welfare do
not tinker.
344
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,772
Lucy Ricardo's a dirty..."
345
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,557
That's the one.
346
00:14:21,477 --> 00:14:22,978
That's going to be tame
347
00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:26,482
next to the ones that I'm going to
write!
348
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,919
I see. I see. Uh-huh.
349
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:50,422
Well, it was nice talking with you,
Marion. Mm-hmm.
350
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:53,425
No, no, no, I didn't call for
anything special.
351
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,427
Uh, by the way, who do you think
352
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,930
is going to be our next club
president?
353
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,181
Lucy or Ethel?
354
00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:01,467
Oh.
355
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,469
Oh!
356
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,471
Oh...
357
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,474
Well, if that's the way it is,
358
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,476
then that's the way it's got to be.
359
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,779
A divorce will be the best thing for
her.
360
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,064
Uh-huh.
361
00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:17,066
Well, I'll see you next week
362
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:19,568
at the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts
Club.
363
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:22,071
Who did you say you were going to
vote for?
364
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:26,075
Oh, good choice, good choice. Bye.
365
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,459
She's voting for Ethel.
366
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:29,912
Ethel?
367
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,414
What was all that "good choice, good
choice" for?
368
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:34,416
Well, that was to throw her off the
scent
369
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,919
so she wouldn't know what we were
doing.
370
00:15:36,919 --> 00:15:38,420
Fine thing.
Ethel and I are tied.
371
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,422
Half the club's voting for Ethel,
372
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:41,924
half the club's voting for me.
373
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:45,344
Oh. Well, we haven't heard from Ruth
Knickerbocker yet.
374
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,345
She wasn't home.
375
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,846
Oh, dear, how do you like that?
376
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,348
She's only been in the club a week
377
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,851
and she's going to decide who the
next president is.
378
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,353
I think I'm going to have to put
379
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:57,856
a little friendly pressure on Ruth
Knickerbocker this week.
380
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,859
Well, Lucy, dear, I really must be
going now.
381
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,861
Well, it was certainly nice of you
382
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,863
to come over this afternoon, Lillian.
383
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,366
You know, Lucy, I'm a little ashamed
384
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,868
at what I've done for you this
afternoon.
385
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,371
Oh...
You know, I really shouldn't have.
386
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,289
Well, I certainly appreciate it.
387
00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:15,791
You know that, Lillian.
388
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:16,792
I sure do, dear.
389
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,293
Thanks very much.
390
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:23,048
Well, Lucy, really, I do have to go
now.
391
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,433
Yes?
392
00:16:24,933 --> 00:16:25,934
Oh!
393
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,202
Bye, Lucy.
394
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,703
Good-bye.
395
00:17:07,309 --> 00:17:08,811
Hi, Rick.
396
00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:11,313
Hi, Fred.
397
00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:12,815
Want to join me?
398
00:17:12,815 --> 00:17:13,816
No, thanks.
399
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:16,819
That's the same thing I had for
dinner.
400
00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:17,820
Where's Lucy?
401
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,321
Oh, I don't know.
402
00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:21,323
Ever since this club election
started,
403
00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:22,825
she's never home.
404
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:23,826
She's out campaigning.
405
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:25,327
Yeah, Ethel, too.
406
00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:27,830
She's rushing that new member right
off her feet.
407
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,832
You mean Ruth Knickerbocker?
408
00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:33,335
Yeah. Hers is the deciding vote, you
know?
409
00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:34,837
Ethel's had her to tea,
410
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:37,339
then to dinner, and a couple of
movies.
411
00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:38,841
(chuckling)
412
00:17:38,841 --> 00:17:40,342
That's funny.
413
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:42,344
Lucy had her out to lunch twice,
414
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,847
and last night she took her to dinner
and to the theater.
415
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:47,349
Mm-hmm. That kid's being pulled apart
416
00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:51,353
like the last girdle at a bargain
sale.
417
00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,355
Well, I hope she votes for Ethel.
418
00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:54,356
Well, I don't.
419
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:56,775
Just think how involved my life will
be
420
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,777
if Ethel is president of that club.
421
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,780
Listen, you just think how involved
my life is
422
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,783
with Lucy just being Lucy.
423
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,285
Yeah, you got a point there.
424
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,286
Yeah.
425
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,288
Boy, she's not going to be elected
426
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,790
president of that club if I can help
it.
427
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,292
Well, there's nothing much
428
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,794
we can do about it, except pray.
429
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:17,296
Well, I don't know.
430
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,299
There must be something that we can
do.
431
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,301
If there was only some way
432
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,803
that I could sway the Knickerbocker
vote.
433
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,805
Then I could...
434
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,307
See you later, Lucy!
Hey, Fred!
435
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,308
Good-bye, Fred. Adios.
436
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,809
Ethel will be home any minute.
437
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:31,810
Yeah, so long, Fred.
438
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:32,811
So long.
Good-bye.
439
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,313
Good-bye
440
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:37,316
Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker,
Knickerbock...
441
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,318
Knickerbock..?
442
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,323
Hello, information?
443
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,824
I'd like to have
444
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,077
Ruth Knickerbocker's phone number,
please.
445
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:50,746
Knickerbocker.
446
00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:52,748
Listen, if I knew how to spell it
447
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:56,251
I wouldn't have to call information.
448
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:59,755
Knickerbocker, I don't know.
449
00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:04,259
N-i-k-e-r-b-o-k-e-r.
450
00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:05,761
Yeah.
451
00:19:07,763 --> 00:19:10,265
There's nobody by that name?
452
00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:12,768
Look again, will you?
453
00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:15,771
Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it.
454
00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:16,772
With a "K"?
455
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:22,277
Well, give me the number.
456
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:23,779
Thank you.
457
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:28,784
With a "K"?
458
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:33,288
Wonder why they put a "K" in front...
459
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:36,792
Hello, Miss K-nickerbocker?
460
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,794
This is Ricky Ricardo.
461
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:40,295
Lucy's husband, you know.
462
00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:42,297
Yeah, well, you know, I have a club,
you know, the Tropicana,
463
00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:45,300
and I sing and they have the band
down there and everything.
464
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,804
So I just thought that maybe you'd
like to come down tonight
465
00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:51,723
and have some dinner and see the
show...
466
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,725
Oh?
467
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,727
Oh, you're busy tonight.
468
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,230
Oh, I see.
469
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,733
You have a date with Freddie Mertz?
470
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,735
Oh, oh, all right.
471
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:07,239
Well, good-bye.
472
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,241
I didn't know he could run that fast.
473
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,745
(soft big band music playing)
474
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:50,616
"Cuban Cabby."
475
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:54,119
(samba playing)
476
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:06,915
(clicking tongue to music)
477
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:12,921
My horse and carriage is for hire,
señora
478
00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:20,929
For just as long as you desire,
señorita
479
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:25,934
You want to ride
480
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:27,436
Forget the mañana
481
00:21:27,936 --> 00:21:31,440
And come to Havana with me
482
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,442
I'm the Cuban cabby
483
00:21:34,943 --> 00:21:36,745
I'm the Cuban cabby
484
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:42,167
The taxi drivers drive you frantic,
you know
485
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:46,672
Oh, but my rig is more romantic, and
so
486
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:50,292
You want to ride
487
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,294
A night full of splendor
488
00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:54,179
And you can depend upon me
489
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,684
I'm the Cuban cabby
490
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,186
And I need dinero
491
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:02,688
Money, that is.
492
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:03,689
Broke, huh?
493
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:04,690
Hey...
494
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,692
The moon is peeping
495
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,694
The shadow's creeping
496
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:12,197
It's time for riding through the park
497
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:16,201
A lovely night for lovers
498
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:21,206
The same as you two are
499
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:22,708
If you like music
500
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,210
I'll give you music
501
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:28,213
As we go riding in the dark
502
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:32,718
I'll sing a Spanish love song
503
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:37,589
To the strains of my guitar
504
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:43,095
Ese lunar que tienes, cielito lindo
505
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:46,098
Junto a la boca
506
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:52,104
No se lo des a nadie, cielito lindo
507
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,606
Que ami me toca
508
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,610
Ay-ay-ay-ay
509
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:02,614
Canta y no llores
510
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:06,618
Porque cantando se alegran
511
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:10,455
Cielito lindo, los corazones
512
00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:15,927
Ay-ay-ay-ay
513
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:19,296
Canta y no llores
514
00:23:19,296 --> 00:23:23,468
Porque cantando se alegran
515
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:27,856
Cielito lindo, los corazones.
516
00:23:27,856 --> 00:23:29,724
Ole!
517
00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:33,228
(clicks tongue to music)
518
00:23:33,228 --> 00:23:41,736
My horse and carriage has been hired,
señora
519
00:23:41,736 --> 00:23:47,542
For just as long as you desire,
señorita
520
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,464
We're gonna ride
521
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:55,467
We're gonna ride
522
00:23:55,467 --> 00:24:04,259
We're gonna ride.
523
00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:06,228
(applause)
524
00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:17,606
Miss Knickerbocker, I've been wanting
to...
525
00:24:18,106 --> 00:24:19,107
Uh, just a minute, Ricky.
526
00:24:19,608 --> 00:24:20,609
Fred, please, we're talking.
527
00:24:20,609 --> 00:24:21,610
Please, don't bother us.
528
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,612
Hi, fellas.
529
00:24:23,612 --> 00:24:25,614
We came down to the club to
celebrate.
Celebrate?
530
00:24:25,614 --> 00:24:27,616
Yeah, the club elections were
tonight.
531
00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:30,085
Yeah, and we both won-- it was a tie.
532
00:24:30,585 --> 00:24:31,586
We are co-presidents.
533
00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:32,587
RICKY: What, what, what?
534
00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,089
How can it be a tie?
535
00:24:34,089 --> 00:24:35,590
How about Ruth Knickerbocker's vote?
536
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:36,591
Oh, she wasn't there.
537
00:24:37,092 --> 00:24:38,593
She's home sick in bed from all the
rich food
538
00:24:38,593 --> 00:24:40,095
that Ethel and I fed her all week.
539
00:24:40,095 --> 00:24:42,047
What do you mean she's home sick in
bed?
540
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,049
She's sitting right here.
541
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:46,551
Oh, hello, Mrs.
Knickerbocker.
542
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,553
Oh, that isn't Ruth Knickerbocker.
543
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:49,554
She isn't?
544
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,056
No.
545
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:51,857
You're not?
546
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,525
No.
547
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:57,395
That's Ruth's mother-in-law.
548
00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:58,780
Why didn't you tell us?
549
00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:01,283
I didn't want to spoil the fun.
550
00:25:01,283 --> 00:25:04,536
At my age, you don't get too many
chances.
551
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:14,863
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
552
00:25:14,863 --> 00:25:18,867
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
553
00:26:09,918 --> 00:26:12,337
ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
production.
554
00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:17,025
ANNOUNCER 2: This is the CBS
television network.
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