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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Hi, Rick.
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Oh, hiya, Fred.
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What's all this stuff?
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Well, it's some presents I bought for
Lucy.
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I'm going to take them down to the
hospital this afternoon.
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Oh.
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See, that's a box of her favorite
candy,
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her favorite perfume
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and how do you like this, huh?
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Oh, pretty fancy.
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Yeah, I want her to feel that she's
getting
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a lot of attention.
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Hey, tell me something.
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If you just had a baby,
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you think this would do the trick?
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Well, if I just had a baby,
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I'd be getting plenty of attention.
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I mean if you were a woman.
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Oh, if I were a woman.
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Oh, I guess so.
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Let's see.
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You think it clashes with my hair?
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Oh, nurse.
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Hi, Ricky.
Is Fred...?
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Oh, there you are, nurse.
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Tell me, do you think they'll
operate?
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Yes-- on your brain, from the look of
things.
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ETHEL: What are you doing?
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He's modeling Lucy's new bed jacket.
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Give me that.
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Oh. Are all these things for Lucy?
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Yes. I'm going to take it
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down to the hospital this afternoon.
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She feels kind of depressed.
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Depressed? Why?
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Well, last week, one of the women had
triplets,
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and this week, another lady had
twins,
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so Lucy feels that she's shortchanged
me.
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(both laughing)
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Listen, don't laugh.
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Oh, yeah. We don't want that to
happen again.
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I should say not.
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Do you remember how that started?
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No warning.
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Out of the blue she had a
full-fledged complex.
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We were just sitting around telling
each other stories...
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That was wonderful.
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I loved it.
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Listen, listen, did you hear the
story
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about that fellow that used to take
his dog
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to the movie with him all the time?
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No.
No.
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Well, this fellow used to take the
dog to the movie with him
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all the time, and they sit together,
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and the dog sit there and he laughs
at the all jokes
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and he applauds and everything.
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So, the manager of the theater saw
this.
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He walks down to this guy and says,
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"Do you mind telling me something?
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Does this dog actually enjoy the
picture?"
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And the guy says, "Yeah.
I can't understand it, either.
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He hated the book."
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(all laughing)
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The dog read the book.
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I got it, I got it.
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Oh, Ricky, that's wonderful.
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Want some candy, dear?
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Candy, Fred?
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No, thanks.
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He's on a diet.
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Since when?
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Since now.
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Oh.
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Hey, talking about diets,
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Did you hear the one about the fat
fella
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that wandered into the ladies'
Turkish bath by mistake...
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Fred, is this a story for mixed
company?
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Of course not.
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And he asks about the fat fella that
walked into...
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Fred.
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Ethel, this company isn't mixed.
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It's married.
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I don't care.
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It doesn't sound like the kind of
story he should tell
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when there are ladies present.
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It isn't.
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It's about the fat guy that str...
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Fred...
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All right, I won't tell it.
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Oh, darn. That's one story I hadn't
heard.
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Oh, well, don't be too unhappy.
Ricky.
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I know a joke.
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You?
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Yeah, and it's fit for mixed company,
too.
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Well, tell it anyway.
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Well, it seems that this woman walked
into a restaurant...
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Or no, wait a minute.
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Was it a woman that walked into a
restaurant,
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or was it a man?
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Does it make any difference to the
story?
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No.
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Well, it made a difference in my
story.
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(laughs)
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Okay, Fred.
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Aw, we'll say it was a woman.
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This woman walked into the
restaurant, and, uh...
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And-and-and...
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or was it a cafeteria?
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Honey, it doesn't matter.
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Get on with the story.
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Oh, we'll say it was a restaurant.
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This woman walked in to the
restaurant and sat down.
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Or did she stand up?
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Well, she could...
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Fred, you're mixing me all up.
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ETHEL: Let her finish.
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Um... this woman walked into a
restaurant and sat down
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and she ordered a steak from the
waiter.
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And she said...
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No, honey, no, no.
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I know that story, and it wasn't a
steak.
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It wasn't?
No.
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Oh, it was roast beef!
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No, no, honey.
What was it?
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Pork chops.
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Oh, yes. Pork chops.
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And she said, "I'd like two pork
chops."
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Oh...
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Go on, honey, go on.
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Well, now that I think of it, this
story isn't very funny.
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Well, it's a scream so far.
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Oh, keep quiet, Fred.
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Go on, honey.
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You really want to hear it?
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Of course we do.
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Sure, sure, go on.
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I just can't wait till you get to the
punch line.
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The punch line?
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The finish, honey, the finish.
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It has a finish, hasn't it?
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Well, I think so.
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I just can't remember how it goes.
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Oh...
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Oh, I remember! I remember.
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The woman walked into a restaurant
and sat down,
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and she said to the waiter,
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"I'd like two pork chops, please."
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And the waiter said, "Yes, ma'am."
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And she said, "And not too much fat,
either."
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And the waiter said, "Yes, ma'am.
Which way?"
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(Lucy laughing)
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Well?
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Is that all there is to it?
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Yeah. Pretty funny, huh?
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(laughs heartily)
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Huh?
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No?
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I don't get it.
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Oh, Ethel, you have no sense of
humor.
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She has, too.
You told it wrong.
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The woman said to the waiter,
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"Two pork chops, and make them lean."
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And the waiter said, "Yes, ma'am.
Which way?"
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Oh.
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(laughing)
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Well, isn't that what I said?
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No.
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Well, either way, it's hardly a belly
laugh.
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Oh, yeah, make them lean.
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I forgot that little part.
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Little part?
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Oh, Lucy, you haven't told a story
right
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for your whole life.
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Well!
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I'm sorry I'm not Milton Berle.
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Oh, honey, I didn't mean it that way.
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You don't have to get your feelings
hurt.
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No, I've known worse storytellers
than you.
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Thanks a lot.
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Oh, Fred, you and Ricky quit picking
on Lucy.
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After all, she can't help it
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if she's a lousy joke teller.
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Well, I can't thank you all enough.
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You can just sit here
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and tell yourselves hilarious jokes.
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I'm going to bed.
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Oh, now, honey, wait a minute. Honey!
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You don't have to cry about it.
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Uh, no. Who cares about telling
stories?
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Let's all play bridge, huh?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's a good... Huh?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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We haven't played bridge in a long
time.
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Yeah, that's a wonderful idea, isn't
it, Lucy?
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Lucy?
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Well...
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Oh, good, come on.
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ETHEL: Let's get it set up.
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FRED: All right.
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That's a girl.
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Here we go. Come on, now.
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I got the table.
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Can I help you with that, Rick?
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Yeah, it's a new one, see?
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Oh!
Oh, look at that.
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Well, you don't need any help.
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ETHEL: Oh, boy!
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There you go.
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Rick, you sit over there.
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I'd like to have Ethel as my partner
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for a change tonight.
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No, Ethel is always my partner.
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Yeah. Why does she always have to be
your partner, Fred?
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Well, I'll flip you to see who gets
her.
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All right.
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That won't be necessary.
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It's pretty obvious
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that no one wants me for a partner.
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Now, honey, wait a minute.
Where are you going?
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I'm going in the bedroom and tell
myself funny stories
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and play solitaire.
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Morning, honey.
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Good morning, dear.
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Here you are.
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Thank you.
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Ricky, I've been thinking about last
night.
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Yes, honey?
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And you know something?
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I'm not very bright.
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I-I don't do things well.
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Well, honey, that's not true.
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You're the most wonderful, the
cleverest
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and the most fascinating woman I've
ever met.
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And I love you very much.
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Really?
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Of course I do.
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Here's to the greatest little wife in
the whole world.
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Oh...
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(choking)
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What's the matter, dear?
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What's wrong with the orange juice?
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It's full of seeds.
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Oh, I forgot to strain it.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's all right, honey.
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Oh...
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Oh, boy, these eggs look great. Mm!
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(gagging)
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What's the matter?
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Nothing...
nothing, dear, nothing.
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Oh, I salted them twice.
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I know I did.
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I couldn't remember and I did it
again.
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Oh, what's the matter with me?
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Oh, honey, they're fine.
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It's just, well, you know,
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I don't have a taste for eggs this
morning.
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I tell you what-- I'll have some
toast and coffee.
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Toast!
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(scraping)
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Honey, why didn't you use the
toaster?
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Well, it's being fixed.
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I accidentally knocked it off the
counter and broke it.
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Oh.
This will be all right.
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I'm just scraping off the burnt part.
270
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Sure, honey, sure.
271
00:10:09,392 --> 00:10:10,226
There.
272
00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,982
Oh, well, that's, that's all right,
honey.
273
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,867
I'll eat something downtown.
274
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,368
Good-bye.
275
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,871
(wailing)
276
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,873
Lucy, what's the matter, honey?
277
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,374
I've done it again.
278
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,376
Chalk up another boo-boo.
279
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:30,880
Now, honey.
280
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,882
We might as well face it, Ricky.
281
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,884
I'm a big, fat flop.
282
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,886
Well, you are not.
283
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,887
I am, too.
284
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,388
I can't tell jokes.
285
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,890
I can't play bridge.
286
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,892
I can't get breakfast.
287
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,894
I can't do anything.
288
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,397
Oh, now, sweetheart, that's not true.
289
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,900
You can do a lot of things.
290
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,902
Name one.
291
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,405
Well, honey, you are very good at,
uh...
292
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,409
Well, you're wonderful at, uh...
293
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,411
(wailing)
294
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,914
Now, what are you crying about?
295
00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,917
I can't think of anything either.
296
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,920
Now, honey, you stop talking that
way.
297
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,838
You're getting an inferiority
complex.
298
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,840
No, I'm not.
299
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,842
Well, it sounds like it.
300
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,844
No, I'm not.
I don't need a complex.
301
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,846
I really am inferior.
302
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,350
Oh, honey.
303
00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:31,307
Lucy?
304
00:11:31,307 --> 00:11:34,026
Hi, Ethel.
305
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,945
Hey, why are you in bed
306
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,948
in the middle of the day?
307
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,951
Why not?
308
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,953
Lucy, what's the matter with you?
309
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,905
Ethel, I'm no good.
310
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,206
I'm a failure.
311
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,458
Now, whatever made you say a thing
like that?
312
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,244
You all told me so last night, and
you were right.
313
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,213
Oh, we didn't mean it that way.
314
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,215
Why, you're a very clever person.
315
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,717
You can do a lot of things.
316
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,135
Such as?
317
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,555
Well, you're just wonderful at...
Um...
318
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,423
Well, you've always been tops, uh...
319
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:08,394
Those are the same ones Ricky thought
of.
320
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,346
Oh, now, wait a minute.
321
00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,848
I know one thing you do better
322
00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:14,600
than anybody in the whole world.
323
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,318
What?
324
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,105
There's nobody can get her hair the
color you can.
325
00:12:22,024 --> 00:12:23,025
Thank you.
326
00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:23,826
That didn't come out
327
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,245
the way I wanted it to.
328
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,747
Neither did my hair.
329
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,248
Oh, come on.
330
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,250
Get out of that bed and get dressed.
331
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,251
No.
332
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,252
Lucy, come on and get up.
333
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,037
This isn't getting you anywhere.
334
00:12:35,037 --> 00:12:37,256
Ethel, I've been where I'm going.
335
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,591
Hi, Ethel.
336
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,592
Hi.
337
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,594
Lucy, are you still in bed?
338
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,429
Hi, Ricky.
339
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,347
I thought we settled this on the
phone.
340
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,632
I thought you were going to get up.
341
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:50,519
Well, I was going to, and then I
asked myself why.
342
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,021
There I had me.
343
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,275
Now, come on, honey.
Come on.
344
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,777
How about a kiss, huh?
345
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,278
No.
346
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,279
Why not?
347
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,782
You wouldn't like it.
348
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,786
Well, honey, you...
you rest for a little bit
349
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,572
and I'll come back and see you later.
350
00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:14,076
Good-bye.
351
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,631
I'm worried about her.
352
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,132
I'm very worried about her.
353
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,134
She's got the worst inferiority
complex
354
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,136
I ever saw, the poor little thing.
355
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,137
I know.
356
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,139
I'm going to call a physio-chiatrist.
357
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,641
A what?
358
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,644
A physio-chiatrist.
359
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,315
A head doctor.
360
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,818
She's really sick.
361
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,820
Physio-chiatrist.
362
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,223
"F."
363
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,876
Doctor, she's just given up
altogether.
364
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,377
She won't even get out of bed.
365
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,380
She doesn't think that she can do
anything at all.
366
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,382
I see.
367
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,384
Well, it's just too bad that all
those events
368
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,303
happened together the other night
369
00:14:14,303 --> 00:14:15,804
and made her feel rejected.
370
00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:17,806
I'll tell you what I want you to do.
371
00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,809
Pay a lot of attention to her,
flatter her...
372
00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,094
Bring her flowers and candy.
373
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:23,979
Yeah, I tried that.
374
00:14:23,979 --> 00:14:27,983
Last night I brought her a big,
beautiful bouquet of flowers
375
00:14:27,983 --> 00:14:29,985
and a big box of candy.
376
00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:31,487
What did she say?
377
00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:34,490
She said, "Now what have you done?"
378
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:37,993
And she has decided that I'm in love
with somebody else.
379
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:40,746
And the worst part of it is, she
doesn't blame me.
380
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:44,533
Well, I don't suppose
381
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,035
she'll believe she's attractive
382
00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:47,536
unless the attention
383
00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:49,038
comes from some outside source.
384
00:14:49,538 --> 00:14:51,540
Can you think of a tall, handsome,
charming man
385
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,376
who might be willing to play along?
386
00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:56,845
No.
387
00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:58,847
What about this Fred Mertz
388
00:14:58,847 --> 00:14:59,848
you spoke of?
389
00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:01,350
Oh, no.
390
00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:05,854
Tall, handsome, charming man...
391
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,857
No, I can't think of anyone like
that, doc.
392
00:15:09,358 --> 00:15:10,359
What am I going to do?
393
00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:11,860
Well, don't worry about it.
394
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,362
I'll find someone for you.
395
00:15:13,362 --> 00:15:16,782
At, uh, 8:00 tonight,
396
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,286
a tall, handsome, charming man will
appear at your apartment.
397
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,289
You introduce him as an old friend.
398
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,790
Call him... Chuck Stewart.
399
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,241
Oh, gee, that's wonderful, doc.
400
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:27,743
Thank you very much.
401
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:28,744
It's all right.
402
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:29,745
Thank you. Good-bye.
403
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:31,246
Right.
404
00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:41,757
Why did you have me get my hair all
fixed up
405
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:43,759
and sit out here tonight?
406
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:46,261
Well, honey, I told you, a friend of
mine,
407
00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:49,264
an old friend of mine, Chuck Stewart,
is in town, see,
408
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,266
and I asked him to come over tonight.
409
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:52,651
I want him to meet you.
410
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:55,437
Why? Is he a talent scout for a freak
show?
411
00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:57,406
Oh, now, Lucy...
412
00:15:57,906 --> 00:15:58,907
(doorbell buzzes)
413
00:15:59,408 --> 00:16:01,910
Hey, that must be him now.
414
00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:05,280
Chuck Stew...
415
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,782
Hi, Ricky.
416
00:16:07,282 --> 00:16:08,283
Hello, Chuck.
417
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:10,786
Come on in.
418
00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,287
Uh, Chuck...
419
00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:13,789
I want you to meet...
420
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:16,508
No. This isn't your wife?
421
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,344
Pretty awful, isn't it?
422
00:16:20,429 --> 00:16:22,431
Oh, Ricky, you told me she was
pretty,
423
00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:24,717
but I never expected to see such a
living doll!
424
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,805
Eh... sit down.
425
00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:31,807
Won't you sit down, please?
426
00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:33,809
Oh, Ricky, you always got the breaks,
427
00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:36,311
but how you managed to marry
428
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:38,814
this gorgeous dream, I...
429
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,816
What eyes...
430
00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:42,818
what lips...
431
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,322
what hair.
432
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,875
Oh, but I just met you.
433
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,744
I shouldn't be saying these things to
you, should I?
434
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,546
No, but don't let that stop you.
435
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,332
You know, when Ricky asked me to come
over this evening,
436
00:16:57,332 --> 00:16:59,334
I never expected to meet anything
like you.
437
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,335
Oh?
438
00:17:00,335 --> 00:17:03,756
Uh, uh... Chuck, uh...
439
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,759
how's the band business been to you?
440
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,260
Fine.
441
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,514
You heard anything from the gang yet?
442
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:14,016
Nope.
443
00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:15,517
Oh, I can't believe
444
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,269
those heavenly blue eyes.
445
00:17:22,491 --> 00:17:25,360
What do you say we all watch the
television?
446
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,580
I'm not going to take my eyes off
this gorgeous creature.
447
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,418
Uh, let's listen to the radio.
448
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,253
(soft music playing)
449
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,872
Ah, that music makes me feel like
dancing, huh?
450
00:17:37,372 --> 00:17:39,374
Yeah. it makes me feel like dancing,
too.
451
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:40,876
Oh, you two go ahead.
452
00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:42,878
I'll watch.
453
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,883
Aw, come on, Mrs. Ricardo.
454
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,936
Now, just a minute, Chuck.
455
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,354
Ricky, this is part of the treatment.
456
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:53,355
What?
457
00:17:53,856 --> 00:17:54,857
Oh, that's musician talk.
458
00:17:54,857 --> 00:17:57,359
I asked Ricky if he knew what this
part of the beat meant.
459
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:58,610
Oh.
460
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:13,325
Let's keep things moving there.
461
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,832
Am I holding you too tight?
462
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,216
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
463
00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:24,169
Treatment, Ricky, treatment.
464
00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:26,588
(music stops)
465
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:29,842
Eh... I'm tired of dancing.
466
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:34,346
Let's sit this one out, huh?
467
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,848
The music has stopped!
468
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,851
Oh, I know I shouldn't say this to
you,
469
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,352
but you're glorious.
470
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,854
Oh...
471
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,355
You're ravishing.
472
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,857
Oh...
473
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,358
You're breathtaking!
474
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,860
Ooh...
475
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,745
Now, you cut that out.
476
00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:51,497
Treatment, Ricky, treatment.
477
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:57,586
What do you know about treatment?
478
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,588
Nothing, but every time he says it,
479
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:00,589
you let him alone.
480
00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:04,092
Well, the treatment is all over with,
doctor.
481
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:05,093
What?
482
00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:06,595
He's not an old friend of mine.
483
00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:08,297
He's a physio-chiatrist.
484
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:11,300
What?
485
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,303
I hired him to snap you out of your
inferiority complex,
486
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:15,804
but I don't like the way he operates.
487
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:17,639
Oh, now, Ricky, you don't
understand...
488
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:18,607
Good night, doctor.
Come on.
489
00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,108
Will you let me explain, Mr. Ricardo?
490
00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:21,610
I understand. Don't worry.
491
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:22,945
You're highly nervous.
492
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,396
Never mind that stuff.
493
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:25,898
You'll get my bill in the morning.
494
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:26,899
Yeah. Good-bye.
495
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,902
Ay-ay.
496
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:34,907
Hey, um, I'm sorry I had to fool you
like that, honey,
497
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,910
but, well, the main thing
498
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,912
is that you're okay again.
499
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,914
You are okay, aren't you?
500
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,415
Lucy?
501
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,801
(wailing)
502
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,254
Honey...
503
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,764
(footsteps approaching)
504
00:19:58,764 --> 00:19:59,765
Come on in.
505
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,766
What's the matter?
506
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,267
What'd you want us to come on up for?
507
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,770
Oh, I'm telling you, I made a
terrible mistake
508
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,271
with that doctor last night.
509
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,272
She's even worse today.
510
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:08,273
Worse?
Yeah.
511
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,775
She hasn't talked all day.
512
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,909
Oh, no.
513
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,911
So, listen, I thought of an idea
514
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,913
that can snap her out of it, you
know?
515
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,366
You know, we actually were
responsible
516
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,451
for making her get this inferiority
complex--
517
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,453
telling her that she couldn't tell
jokes,
518
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,288
that she couldn't play bridge, you
know?
519
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:24,673
ETHEL: I guess you're right.
520
00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:27,676
So, I figure that if we tell her just
the opposite,
521
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:28,677
we can cure her.
522
00:20:28,677 --> 00:20:30,596
You mean laugh like mad if she tells
a joke
523
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,598
and fight over who's going to play
bridge with her?
524
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,599
Yeah.
525
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,100
Isn't there some less painful method?
526
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,102
Come on.
Oh, come on, now, Fred.
527
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,103
This is important.
528
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,104
Yeah, this has got to work.
529
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:40,606
Come on, will you.
530
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,107
Lucy?
531
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,609
Honey, come on out.
532
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,110
We got company!
533
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,612
Now, lay it on real thick, will you?
534
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,563
You can count on us.
535
00:20:48,563 --> 00:20:50,482
Oh... Fred and Ethel.
536
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,985
I guess you came up to see Ricky,
huh?
537
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,487
I'll go back in the bedroom and sit
in the dark.
538
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,490
Oh, no.
539
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,492
Honey, the Mertzes came up to see
you.
540
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,494
ETHEL: Of course we did!
541
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:03,495
Oh?
542
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,497
Come on, sweetheart.
Come on, sit down.
543
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,416
Sit down, kids.
544
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:08,917
Come on.
545
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,919
How are you feeling, Lucy?
546
00:21:10,919 --> 00:21:13,588
Eh.
547
00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:16,258
Well, you're beginning to look like
your old self again.
548
00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:19,511
That's an awful thing to say to
anybody.
549
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,896
Now, Lucy, don't go.
550
00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:23,398
If you leave, Ethel and I might as
well go back home.
551
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:25,400
We came up to see you especially.
552
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,652
Oh?
553
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,020
Yes, we did.
554
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,521
We were sitting downstairs after
supper
555
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,523
and I said to Fred, "Fred, who do you
think
556
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,526
I want to see tonight more than
anybody else in the world?"
557
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,527
And Fred said...
558
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,528
"Who?"
559
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,530
...and I said, "Lucy Ricardo, that's
who.
560
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,033
"Lucy Ricardo, the greatest little
person
561
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,034
in the whole wide world."
562
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,786
And what did he say?
563
00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:47,122
"And what did he say"?
564
00:21:47,622 --> 00:21:49,374
(all three laughing hysterically)
565
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,760
ETHEL: Isn't she a scream?
566
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,178
FRED: That's a killer.
567
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,680
(all laughing)
568
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,182
Did I make a funny?
569
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,850
Did she make a funny?
570
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,636
(laughing harder)
571
00:22:01,636 --> 00:22:03,638
(laughing)
572
00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,976
Lucy, have you heard any good jokes
lately?
573
00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:11,897
Jokes? Oh, you know I don't tell
jokes very well, Ethel.
574
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,866
Oh, honey, what are you talking
about?
575
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,869
You're the greatest little
storyteller in the whole world.
576
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,621
Since when?
577
00:22:19,621 --> 00:22:22,991
Well, you've always told stories
better than anybody I know.
578
00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:24,409
Really?
579
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:25,410
Sure!
580
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,245
Well, I do know one.
581
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:28,714
Well, come on, tell us, Lucy.
582
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,215
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.
583
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:33,218
Well, it seems there were these two
fellows, Pat and Mike,
584
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,721
and they were working together
building a house,
585
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,223
and every time that Pat bent over to
pick up something,
586
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:39,508
Mike kicked him.
587
00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:42,344
(laughing)
588
00:22:42,344 --> 00:22:44,346
I'm not finished yet.
589
00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:46,181
Oh.
590
00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:48,100
Anyway, Pat finally decided
591
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,102
to put some dynamite in his back
pocket,
592
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,604
and he said, "The next time Mike
kicks me,
593
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:54,106
he'll blow his foot off."
594
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,524
(all laughing)
595
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:02,581
ETHEL: Oh, that's a real gem.
596
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:03,915
That was a lollapalooza!
597
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,251
What do you say we all...
598
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:07,586
I know another one.
599
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:08,587
Oh.
600
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:11,089
Well, go ahead and tell it, honey. Go
ahead.
601
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:11,923
Well, it seems
602
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,875
there was this bashful little worm
603
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:16,378
and he saw another worm and he fell
in love with it,
604
00:23:16,378 --> 00:23:17,879
and said, "Will you marry me?"
605
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,381
And the other worm said,
606
00:23:19,881 --> 00:23:21,767
"Don't be silly.
This is my other end."
607
00:23:25,554 --> 00:23:26,304
That's all.
608
00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:27,139
That's all!
609
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:28,940
(all laughing)
610
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:38,116
Pretty good, huh?
611
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,034
Pretty good?
612
00:23:39,534 --> 00:23:41,036
That was better than the first one!
613
00:23:41,036 --> 00:23:43,038
Oh, honey, I got to hand it to you.
614
00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:44,873
You're a great little storyteller.
615
00:23:44,873 --> 00:23:46,291
Really? Do you really think so?
616
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:47,542
Yeah, honey.
617
00:23:47,542 --> 00:23:48,827
Well, let's all play bridge.
618
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,629
Yeah!
That's a great idea.
619
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,047
Oh, dear.
620
00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:53,548
RICKY: What's the matter, honey?
621
00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:57,052
Oh, now you'll all start arguing over
who has to play with me.
622
00:23:57,552 --> 00:23:58,553
Why, are you kidding?
623
00:23:59,054 --> 00:24:02,057
You are my partner and nobody else's.
624
00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:04,059
FRED: Now, that's not fair, Ricky.
625
00:24:04,059 --> 00:24:06,061
You get Lucy for a partner all the
time,
626
00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:07,345
and tonight I want her.
627
00:24:07,762 --> 00:24:09,264
No. Tonight it's men against women.
628
00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:10,765
Lucy, you're my partner.
629
00:24:10,765 --> 00:24:12,767
Oh, now I'm not going to argue with
you.
630
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:14,769
No, no, no, no.
I want to play with Lucy.
631
00:24:14,769 --> 00:24:15,570
Aw, Ricky...
632
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,490
Fellas, fellas, fellas, don't fight
over me.
633
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,492
We can sort of take turns.
634
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:22,277
You can sort of share me.
635
00:24:22,277 --> 00:24:23,578
Sort of share!
All right.
636
00:24:23,578 --> 00:24:24,579
All right, all right.
637
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,083
Just so I can play with her a little
bit, that's all.
638
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:29,584
Here we go.
639
00:24:29,584 --> 00:24:31,086
You got the chairs and stuff, Fred?
640
00:24:31,086 --> 00:24:32,087
Yeah.
All right.
641
00:24:32,087 --> 00:24:34,089
Gee, I feel so much better now.
642
00:24:34,089 --> 00:24:35,090
You liked my jokes
643
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:37,092
and you want me for a bridge
partner--
644
00:24:37,092 --> 00:24:38,093
the next thing I know,
645
00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:39,594
you'll be asking me to sing.
646
00:24:43,598 --> 00:24:45,600
Don't you want to hear me sing?
647
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,601
Sing?
Sure, honey.
648
00:24:46,601 --> 00:24:47,602
Do we?! Oh!
649
00:24:47,602 --> 00:24:49,888
Oh, come on, sing us a song, honey.
650
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,807
(singing off-key)
Who stole my heart away?
651
00:24:53,308 --> 00:24:55,310
Who makes me dream all day?
652
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:57,312
Dreams I know will...
653
00:24:57,312 --> 00:24:58,697
Oh, I feel so much better now.
654
00:25:00,649 --> 00:25:02,901
...ever be blue
655
00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:05,036
Who means my happiness?
656
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:06,438
He...
657
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:15,447
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
658
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:19,451
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
659
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:29,461
ANNOUNCER: The part of Dr. Stewart
was played by Gerald Mohr.
660
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,137
ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
production.
661
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:16,558
ANNOUNCER 2: This is the CBS
television network.
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