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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Good morning, Lucy.
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Oh, hi, Ethel.
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Where are you going so early?
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Oh, I thought I'd go down and see the
doctor.
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What's the matter, honey, are you
sick?
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No, I just want to get a checkup.
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I need a tonic or something.
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I've been feeling real donsey.
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Donsey?
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Yeah. That's a word my grandmother
made up
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for when you're not really sick, but
you just feel lousy.
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Oh.
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Oh, I-I don't know what's the matter
with me.
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I've been getting a lot of rest, and
then
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I wake up feeling all dragged out in
the morning.
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I don't have much energy,
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and yet I've been putting on a lot of
weight.
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I just feel blah.
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Well, maybe you need some vitamin
pills
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or a liver shot or something.
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Yeah. Listen, don't tell Ricky that I
went to see the doctor.
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No sense worrying him.
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Okay.
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Gee, I-I'm going to have to go on a
diet.
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You know, I could hardly get into my
dress this morning.
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Hey, Lucy...
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Hmm?
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Wait a minute.
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You don't suppose...?
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I don't suppose what?
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You don't suppose you're going to
have a baby?
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Oh, of course not.
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(laughing)
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For heaven's sake.
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A baby?!
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Yeah. Baby.
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That's a word my grandmother made up
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for tiny little people.
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That's the silliest thing I ever
heard of.
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I've been married 11 years, Ethel.
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You were a lot closer
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when you said I needed liver shots.
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Well, we'll wait and see what the
doctor says.
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Oh, I got to go.
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I'll see you later.
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Good-bye, mummy.
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I'm going to wait right here until
you come back.
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Go on.
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Now, cut that out.
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Let's have no more kidding about me
having a baby.
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The whole thought is utterly
ridiculous.
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Lucy?
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What did the doctor say?
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Lucy?
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Oh, hi, Ethel.
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Hi, Lucy.
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What did the doctor say?
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Ethel...
we're going to have a baby.
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We are?!
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Oh...
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oh, isn't that wonderful?
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I... I never had a baby before.
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I mean, I've never been let in on it
so soon.
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Let in on it?
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Why, you knew it even before I did.
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This whole thing was practically your
idea.
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Aw!
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Gee...
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just think, Ethel.
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I'm going to be a mother.
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And I'm going to be a...
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I am going to be something, aren't I?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Y-You and Fred will be the
godparents.
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Oh, isn't that exciting?
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Did the doctor say what it's going to
be?
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It's going to be a baby.
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No. I mean, I wonder
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if it's going to be a boy or a girl.
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Oh, I can't wait to find out
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whether I'm going to be a godmother
or a godfather.
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Wait till I tell Fred.
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He's going to be so excited!
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Oh, Ethel, Ethel, don't tell Fred.
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Why not?
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Because I haven't told Ricky yet,
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and he'd feel awful if Fred knew
before he did.
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Why haven't you told Ricky?
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Well... because I-I want to tell him
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in a very special way.
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All my life, I've dreamed
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about how I was going to tell my
husband
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when we were going to have a baby.
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I've known exactly what I was going
to say to him.
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I've dreamed about it a million
times.
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Aw....
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Now it's going to come true.
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See, h-he'll be sitting right here,
see?
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And then...
and then I-I'll come over,
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and I'll...
I'll sit on his lap.
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And I'll put my arms around his neck,
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and I'll say
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Ricky... darling...
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our dream has come true.
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You and I are going to be blessed
with something
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that means more to us
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than anything in the whole world.
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Well, I shouldn't be here at a time
like this.
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What?
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Uh... I mean,
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I'll come back after you've told
Ricky.
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Oh, he ought to be home for lunch any
minute.
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He's going to be so thrilled!
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Oh, Lucy! Oh!
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(both stomping their feet)
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(sighing)
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, hello, Ricky.
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Uh, I thought you'd never get here.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm ten minutes early.
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Oh, yeah.
(chuckles)
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H-How's everything, darling?
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Everything's terrible.
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Oh, good.
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Good?
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I said everything was terrible.
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Huh? Oh, terrible.
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Yeah, terrible.
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I don't think I'll ever put on
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another nightclub show as long as I
live.
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The lights are all wrong.
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The costumes are all wrong.
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Nobody knows their number.
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Nothing good happened today.
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Well, it will, dear.
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You come over here and sit down.
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See? I fixed lunch in here.
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It's cozier and comfyer.
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Oh, gee, honey, that looks wonderful.
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Yeah, well, just relax, dear.
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I'm all right, honey.
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I'm just hungry.
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Sit back, dear.
Sit back.
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Yes, dear.
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Ricky...
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Ricky, darling...
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What is it, honey?
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Give me that.
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Now, swallow.
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There.
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(loud crunching)
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Ricky, do you have to eat now?
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Well, honey, it's lunchtime.
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You fixed me a beautiful lunch.
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Well, stop for a minute.
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Now, swallow that.
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My stomach is going to think I lost
my teeth.
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All right, honey.
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Now, what is it?
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Ricky... darling...
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(phone ringing)
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Honey, the phone is ringing.
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I know it.
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Well, honey, one of us has to get up
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and answer it.
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No!
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Lucy...
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Let it ring.
Oh, honey, come on.
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It might be important, honey.
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Oh...
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Come on, sweetheart.
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(ringing continues)
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Marco.
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What?!
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What do you mean,
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they can't have the costumes there
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till tonight?
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Now, look, you tell that guy
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that he has to have those costumes
there
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by 2:00 this afternoon or I'm going
to sue him.
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That's what I said-- I'm going to sue
him.
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And-and look,
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will you have the orchestra there
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on time for a change?
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I don't care how you do it.
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Just get 'em there, eh?
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Thanks. Good-bye.
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Oh, what a business.
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Sometimes I think I'll go back to
Cuba
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and work in a sugar plantation.
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Just the two of us.
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Just the two of us?
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Yeah.
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I don't mind to get you all involved
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in my affairs, honey,
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but you should be happy you're a
woman.
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Oh, I am, I am.
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Oh, you-you think that you know how
tough my job is,
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but believe me, if you traded places
with me,
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you'd be surprised.
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Believe me, if I traded places with
you, you'd be surprised.
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Uh, honey, what is this all about,
huh?
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What's the matter?
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Nothing, dear.
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I just love you, that's all.
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Uh-oh.
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How much are you overdrawn?
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I am not overdrawn.
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I want to tell you something.
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Lucy, what did you buy?
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Nothing!
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Ricky... darling...
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(doorbell buzzes)
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Who was that?
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Nobody.
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Now, how can nobody ring the
doorbell?
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Well, I think it was probably...
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Nobody's necktie is caught in the
door.
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I'll get it.
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Nah, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
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I'll get it.
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Whose father got...
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It's Ricky.
Hi, Ricky.
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Hi, Rick.
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Now, what's going on here?
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Why'd you slam the door in their
face?
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Well, I...
ETHEL: Oh, that's all right.
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I-I don't think you should be
disturbed
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while you're eating your lunch.
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No, Ricky, go ahead and have your
lunch.
We can come back.
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We can come back later.
Oh, come on, will you?!
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Come in.
Why everybody acting so silly?
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Now, come on and sit down.
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I want to talk to you. Come on.
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Come on, will you?
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Sit down, Fred.
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All right.
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Fred, I want to tell you something.
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You don't know how smart you are
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that you got out of show business.
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Oh?
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You should have been at the club
today.
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Everything went wrong.
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First of all, you know that costume
shop...
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...and not only that,
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but the guy in the spotlight
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has the nerve to tell me
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that I told him not to light me
during my number
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but to go around looking for
interesting faces
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in the audience.
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(chuckling): Oh, no.
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Yeah, well, do you folks really have
to go?
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Oh, yes, we really do.
Yeah, I guess.
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We'll see you later, Ricky.
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Come on, Fred.
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Yeah, okay.
(clears throat)
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Good-bye.
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Hey, Fred, how about the fights?
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Everything's all right.
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I've taken care of it, Rick.
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I told...
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Honey, he was still talking.
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Honey...
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Honey, I-I want to talk to you.
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Lucy, what do you sit on when I'm not
home?
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(giggling)
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Ricky... darling...
274
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,666
(phone rings)
275
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,618
Darn that thing!
276
00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,120
Lucy, you're sure acting strange.
277
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,121
What's the matter, honey?
278
00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:13,622
Come on, let me answer the phone.
279
00:11:13,622 --> 00:11:14,623
Maybe it's important.
Oh...
280
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,626
Hello?
281
00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,128
Yeah, yeah.
282
00:11:19,128 --> 00:11:20,546
What?!
283
00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,548
What do you mean?
284
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,050
Of course the club has
285
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:27,053
an automatic dishwashing machine.
286
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,554
We just put it in.
287
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,023
What?!
288
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,026
I got to pay for standby dishwashers?
289
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,531
Aw, now, wait a minute.
290
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,032
No-no-no, d-don't do anything, would
you?
291
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,033
I'll be right down.
292
00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:42,735
Just hold everything.
I'll be right down.
293
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,120
Good-bye.
294
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,122
But Ricky, can't you stay a few more
minutes?
295
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,623
Honey, I'm sorry, honey,
296
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,625
but this is union trouble I got to
take care of.
297
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,627
Standby dishwashers they want, yet.
298
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,129
Thanks for the lunch, honey.
299
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,630
Yeah, but, Ricky, Ricky,
300
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,582
I want to talk to you about
something.
301
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,502
Well, look, sweetheart, whatever it
is,
302
00:11:59,502 --> 00:12:00,503
use your own judgment.
303
00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:05,007
Now, if... if you think it's a good
idea,
304
00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:06,509
go ahead with it.
305
00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:11,514
(door closes)
306
00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:16,936
I just saw Ricky leaving.
307
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,438
That didn't take long.
What did he say?
308
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,440
Nothing.
I haven't told him yet.
309
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,942
You haven't?
Why not?
310
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,444
Because I kept being interrupted
311
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,446
by telephones, sandwiches, and...
312
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,948
certain busybodies.
313
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,450
Well, thanks.
314
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,952
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
315
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,453
Oh, that's all right.
316
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,454
You're bound to be a little cranky
317
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:36,455
in your condition.
318
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,258
I am not cranky!
319
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,844
Of course not.
320
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,130
Well, I'm not!
321
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,548
That's right.
322
00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,550
Come on. I'll help you with the
dishes.
323
00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,552
(dishes clattering)
324
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:55,057
Fred, what is all that?
325
00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:56,559
Well, I want to get the little fella
326
00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,561
started off right.
327
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:01,564
Oh, Fred, for heaven's sake.
328
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:04,066
Here, Lucy.
For my godson.
329
00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:07,069
Oh... gee, thanks, Fred.
330
00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:09,572
Oh, she doesn't want all that junk.
331
00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:11,073
Junk? Do you realize
332
00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:12,575
that that's an honest-to-goodness
333
00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:14,577
Yankee ball cap?
334
00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:16,078
Huh! Junk...
335
00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,080
And wait till you see the name on
this.
336
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,082
That's the name of the best
ballplayer
337
00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:20,966
the Yankees ever had.
338
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,637
Oh. "Spaulding."
339
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,223
No, honey, turn it around.
340
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,009
Oh! "Joe DiMaggio!"
341
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,844
You betcha.
342
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,146
Old Joltin' Joe himself.
343
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,598
Ah, gee, Fred.
344
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:36,599
I bet these things meant a lot to
you.
345
00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,100
You shouldn't be giving them to us.
346
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,853
Aw, why not? There's nothing too good
for little Freddie.
347
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:41,737
Aw...
348
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,989
(chuckling)
349
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,325
You mean, there's nothing too good
350
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,827
for little Ethel.
351
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,329
That baby's name is going to be Fred.
352
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,331
How can they call little Ethel
"Fred"?
353
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,332
Oh, now wait a minute.
Just a minute.
354
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,835
We're getting a little ahead of
ourselves, aren't we?
355
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,837
The baby won't be here for quite a
while, you know.
356
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,338
(chuckling): That's right.
357
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,339
Yeah, I guess you're right there.
358
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,841
There's plenty of time to name him
Fred.
359
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,843
Yeah.
(chuckles)
360
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,344
Ah, I bet Ricky was thrilled, huh,
Lucy?
361
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,847
She didn't get a chance to tell him.
362
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,848
You didn't?
363
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,349
No.
364
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,352
I'm going down to the club and tell
him.
365
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,854
Oh, Lucy, that won't be the way
366
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,855
you've always planned it.
367
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,806
Well, I can't help it.
Ricky's got to know.
368
00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:19,308
And if I don't tell Ricky soon,
369
00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:21,110
I might as well wait and let the baby
tell him.
370
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,009
(orchestra tuning up)
371
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:43,232
All right, all right.
372
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,233
All right, fellas.
373
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:47,236
Let's, uh, let's try "Granada," huh?
374
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,237
You got it in there?
375
00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:49,738
What's the number of that?
376
00:14:49,738 --> 00:14:52,741
And listen, I want to check this mic,
too--
377
00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,743
be sure the balance is right.
378
00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:56,028
Okay, Tony?
379
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,221
Granada
380
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:27,726
Tierra sonada por mi
381
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:34,617
Mi cantar se vuelve gitano cuando es
para ti
382
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,571
Mi cantar
383
00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:46,078
Hecho de fantasia
384
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,581
Mi cantar
385
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:54,086
Flor de melancolia
386
00:15:54,086 --> 00:16:03,979
Que yo te vengo a
387
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:06,432
Dar...
388
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,936
(dramatic chords playing)
389
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,688
(piano arpeggio)
390
00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:17,493
Granada, tierra ensangrentada
391
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:20,996
En carra ventura
392
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:29,254
Mujer que conserva el embrujo de los
ojos moros
393
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:41,350
Te sueno rebelde y gitana cubierta de
flores
394
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:46,605
Y beso to boca de grana, tu goza
manzana
395
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:52,111
Que me habla de amores
396
00:16:53,529 --> 00:17:01,036
Granada, manola cantadas en coplas
preciosas
397
00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:10,045
No tengo otra cosa que darte que un
ramo de rosas
398
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:16,552
De rosas de suave fragrancias
399
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:22,057
Que le diera mar a la virgen morena
400
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:28,397
Granada
401
00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:31,900
Tu tierra
402
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:37,406
Esta llena de lindas mujeres
403
00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:40,192
De sangre
404
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:46,115
Del sol!
405
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:56,625
Uh, that was fine, fellas,
406
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:59,128
but, uh, let's bite those trumpet
figures at the end
407
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:00,129
a little more, huh?
408
00:18:00,629 --> 00:18:01,964
Okay.
409
00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:04,933
Let's see what else we got here.
410
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,436
Hi, Lucy.
Hi.
411
00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:08,437
Hi, Lucy.
Hello.
412
00:18:08,937 --> 00:18:09,938
Oh, hiya, honey!
413
00:18:09,938 --> 00:18:11,440
What are you doing down here?
414
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,941
Well, honey, I-I didn't have a chance
415
00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:14,443
to talk to you at home,
416
00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:16,445
and I-I have something I wanted to
say to you.
417
00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:17,946
Oh, sure, honey.
What is it?
418
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,402
Uh, Ricky... darling...
419
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,403
MAN: Hey, Rick!
420
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,788
What?
421
00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:28,207
You want the white spot on this
number or the blue one?
422
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,625
The white one.
423
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,626
Okay, Rick.
424
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,128
Yes, honey?
425
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:34,630
Ricky... darling...
426
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,631
Hey, Ricky.
What?
427
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,633
Can we squeeze another table in here
for six?
428
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:38,967
No.
For the owner's nephew.
429
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:41,420
Yes.
430
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,422
Uh, you might as well take five,
fellas, huh?
431
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,723
MAN 2: Say, Ricky, are we doing this
number tonight?
432
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,141
Yeah. We're doing that tonight, yeah.
433
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,643
Don't make it any longer than five,
eh?
434
00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:49,645
We got a lot of work to do.
435
00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:54,149
What's the matter, honey?
436
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,651
Honey, I came all the way down here
437
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,152
to tell you something very important,
438
00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:59,655
and you won't even give me a chance
to talk to you.
439
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,156
Of course I will, honey.
440
00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:02,157
I sure will.
What is it, honey?
441
00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:02,991
Hey, Rick!
Yeah?
442
00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:03,909
What? What?
443
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,410
Now, wait a minute!
444
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,411
Wait a minute, everybody!
445
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,413
Now, stand still!
Don't make a move.
446
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,415
Now, I don't want any noise around
here.
447
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,167
Now, please.
448
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:13,452
My wife came down here
449
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,953
to tell me something very important.
450
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:18,457
That's the only thing that counts
right now.
451
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,459
I don't even want to hear a pin drop.
452
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,960
Please be quiet.
453
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,763
All right, honey.
What is it?
454
00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:39,945
Do you have the right time?
455
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,780
What?!
456
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,282
What time is it?
457
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,284
Oh, now, honey, you didn't come down
here
458
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,285
to ask me that, did you?
459
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,786
Yes, I...
Have you got the time?
460
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,204
Oh, now, honey, now tell me, honey,
461
00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:50,205
what was it you want to tell me, eh?
462
00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:51,206
What is it?
463
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,207
(sobbing): Nothing...
464
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:53,625
Oh, honey, Lucy!
465
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,626
Honey, sweetheart.
466
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,627
Honey, please, now what is it?
467
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:56,628
What's the matter?
Nothing!
468
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,629
Leave me alone.
469
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,630
I'll be all right.
470
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,133
Honey...?
471
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,635
Now, you go and try to figure out a
woman.
472
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,637
Come on, fellas.
473
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,139
We got a lot of work to do.
Let's go.
474
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,141
Hey, you just gave us five.
475
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,642
All right, I'm taking it back.
476
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:11,560
Let's go, eh?
Come on.
477
00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:14,813
(mambo music playing)
478
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,818
Oh, the lady in red
479
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:24,323
Is fresh as a daisy when the town is
in bed
480
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:30,329
Dancing and dining and shining with
originality
481
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,830
She's very proper
482
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,249
She's nothing more than a pal
483
00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:36,251
Oh, me and oh, my
484
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:37,753
You never stop her
485
00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:40,255
She'd be a dangerous gal
486
00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:42,758
If she ever met the right guy
487
00:20:43,258 --> 00:20:44,760
Oh, the lady in red
488
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:49,131
The fellas are crazy for the lady in
red
489
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:52,517
She's a bit gawdy, but, lawdy
490
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,470
What a personality
491
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,472
Say
492
00:20:57,472 --> 00:21:01,860
Have you ever met a girl who's the
toast of the town?
493
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:05,314
A work of art without a question
494
00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:09,151
You better write her number down, you
fool.
495
00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:10,569
Thank you.
496
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,571
Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen.
497
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,039
Thank you.
And now for the...
498
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,040
For you, Ricky.
499
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,541
Oh, thank you.
Excuse me.
500
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,044
Pardon me, please.
501
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,047
Oh, isn't this wonderful?
502
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:23,548
Listen to this.
503
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,050
"Dear Mr. Ricardo,
504
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,553
"My husband and I are going to have a
blessed event.
505
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,555
"I just found out about it today,
506
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,557
"and I haven't told him yet.
507
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,559
"I heard you sing a number called
508
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,562
"'We're Having a Baby, My Baby and
Me.'
509
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,064
"If you will sing it for us now,
510
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,567
it will be my way of breaking the
news to him."
511
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,568
Isn't that wonderful?
512
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:46,405
Of course I'll do it for you.
Sure. Eh, Ma...?
513
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,773
Oh, wait a minute.
514
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:48,774
I got a wonderful idea.
515
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,275
Why don't we bring the couple up
here,
516
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,777
and I'll sing it right to them, eh?
517
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,279
Come on, let's bring them up on the
floor. Come on, folks.
518
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,781
(orchestra playing "Rock-A-Bye,
Baby")
519
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,283
Come on. We just want to wish you
luck.
520
00:21:58,283 --> 00:21:59,284
Who is it?
521
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:03,288
Rock-a-bye, baby
522
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,290
On the treetop
523
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:06,792
No?
524
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,294
When the wind blows
525
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,297
The cradle will rock
526
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,298
No?
527
00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:15,801
When the bough breaks
528
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,304
The cradle will fall
529
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:23,809
And down will come baby
530
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,812
Cradle and all
531
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:30,315
Rock-a-bye, baby
532
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:31,817
On the...
533
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,318
Hiya, honey.
534
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:34,319
On the treetop
535
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,705
When the wind blows
536
00:22:36,705 --> 00:22:40,659
The cradle will fall
537
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,662
When the bough breaks
538
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:47,165
The cradle will fall
539
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:48,166
An...
540
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:49,668
(orchestra continues playing)
541
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,090
Honey, honey...
542
00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:56,591
Honey, no.
543
00:22:56,591 --> 00:22:57,592
(laughing): Yes.
544
00:22:57,592 --> 00:22:59,394
Really?
Yes.
Why didn't you tell me?
545
00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:00,846
Well, you didn't give me a chance.
546
00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:01,847
Are you kidding?
547
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,399
No. I tri...
It's me!
548
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,102
I'm going to be a father!
549
00:23:07,102 --> 00:23:08,603
How about that?
550
00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:09,438
(applause)
551
00:23:09,438 --> 00:23:11,356
I want you to meet my mother.
552
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,358
I mean, my wife, my wife.
553
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,327
(people shouting "do 'The Baby
Song'")
554
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,328
What?
555
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,831
Do the baby song!
Do the baby song!
556
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:23,335
We're having a baby
557
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:27,122
My baby and me
558
00:23:27,122 --> 00:23:29,875
You'll read it in Winchell
559
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,877
That we're adding a limb
560
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,679
To our family tree
561
00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:37,516
While pushing that carriage
562
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:41,520
How proud I will be
563
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,022
There's nothing like marriage
564
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,525
Ask your father and mother
565
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,860
And they'll agree
566
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,695
He'll have toys
567
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,197
Baby clothes
568
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:55,700
He'll know he's come to the right
house
569
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,202
By and by
570
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,204
When he grows
571
00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:02,707
Maybe he'll live in the White
House...
572
00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:03,708
Really?
573
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,043
And why not?
574
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:09,498
Our future looks brighter
575
00:24:09,498 --> 00:24:12,000
But definitely
576
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,503
We're having a baby...
577
00:24:14,503 --> 00:24:17,005
I bet he's going to look just like
you.
578
00:24:17,005 --> 00:24:18,390
Oh, I hope not.
579
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:22,344
We're having a baby...
580
00:24:22,344 --> 00:24:25,347
I'll bet she'll speak with an accent
like you.
581
00:24:25,347 --> 00:24:26,348
She?
582
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:27,349
Yeah.
583
00:24:27,349 --> 00:24:30,852
We're having a baby
584
00:24:30,852 --> 00:24:34,856
My baby
585
00:24:34,856 --> 00:24:40,862
And me.
586
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:04,669
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
587
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,183
ANNOUNCER: The part of the
electrician was played by Dick Reeves
588
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,186
and the maitre d' by William Hamel.
589
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:25,190
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
590
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,379
I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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