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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:03,000 I beg your pardon 2 00:00:04,367 --> 00:00:07,567 I never promised you a rose garden 3 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:11,600 Along with the sunshine 4 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:15,800 There's got to be a little rain sometime 5 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,367 When you take, you gotta give 6 00:00:18,467 --> 00:00:20,033 So live and let live or let go 7 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,633 - Uncle Eddie used to that. 8 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,933 - It's called deadheading. 9 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:29,900 - Uncle Eddie told me you cut off the 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,233 deadheads so the young flowers can grow. 11 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:36,733 - Thank goodness you are interested in something young man. 12 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:44,000 Would you like to try? 13 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,000 - Yes, please, Auntie. 14 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,667 - See where the leaf joins the stem, 15 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:55,567 there's a tiny bud. 16 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:59,000 That's the bud we want to encourage to grow. 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,200 A clean cut. 18 00:01:02,767 --> 00:01:04,600 Don't let the petals fall on the ground. 19 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:07,233 Some people prefer to use secateurs, 20 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:10,433 but there's always a risk of crushing. 21 00:01:10,533 --> 00:01:12,700 Be careful its very sharp. 22 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,500 Patrick! 23 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,600 - Mum! 24 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,067 Mum! 25 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,900 - Patrick! 26 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,067 Patrick, school time! 27 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:24,100 - I'll be late, Daddy! 28 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,200 - Coming! 29 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:38,500 - Give him my regards, won't you? 30 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,400 What's up with you? 31 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,400 You look like you slept under a hedge. 32 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,500 - A rhododendron bush. 33 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,400 - Your sexual aberrations are your business peter. 34 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,067 - Waiting for a gang of housebreakers who 35 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:01,067 failed to keep their appointment. 36 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:04,700 - You can't rely on criminals these days. 37 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,633 What're you doing this morning? 38 00:04:06,733 --> 00:04:07,900 - Finishing my coffee, 39 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,633 writing a report on a wasted night, 40 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:12,200 then I'm gonna have a nice sleep. 41 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:15,400 - Add to that list seeing Dick Elgood. 42 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,900 - Who's Dick Elgood? 43 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:20,367 - Came up from nowt. Sharp. Influential. 44 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,633 Not short of a bobachuk. 45 00:04:22,733 --> 00:04:24,067 Bit of a lad. 46 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,800 He's had more women than you've had rhododendron bushes. 47 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,767 And I owe him a favor. 48 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:32,700 - YOU owe him the favor and I have to see him? 49 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:36,067 - I told you're good, so do your best. 50 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,433 - Thank you. 51 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,700 What I'm going to say is likely libelous. 52 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,367 I won't admit to saying it outside this room. 53 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:48,433 - My word against yours you mean. 54 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,567 - He said you were good. 55 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:57,600 - Sorry I didn't get any sleep last night. 56 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:59,533 - Those were the days. 57 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:05,300 - Would you like to share this libelous statement with me? 58 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,167 - Well, there's this feller in our company, 59 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,467 and I think... 60 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:13,067 I think he's killing people. 61 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:15,133 - People? Like, more than one? 62 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:16,567 - More than one. 63 00:05:18,933 --> 00:05:20,233 - Can you give me names of these people? 64 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,533 - No, and shut the book. 65 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:24,967 I told you son I'm not here. 66 00:05:25,967 --> 00:05:27,967 - Bearing in mind you're not here, 67 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:29,200 what does your company do Mr. Elgood? 68 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,300 - You don't know. 69 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:31,533 The big feller didn't tell you? 70 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:33,633 - No. 71 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,867 - Have you ever noticed the name "Elgood" 72 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:38,467 on your journey through life? 73 00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:40,233 - Hang on it's... 74 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:44,533 - Washbasins, baths, water closets and urinals. 75 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:46,067 - I must've... 76 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:49,567 - Must've relieved yourself all over me many a time. 77 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,067 - I suppose so. 78 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,633 - People come and go, 79 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:56,233 but waste products are ETERNAL Mr. Pascoe. 80 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,800 Urine and excreta to you 81 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,067 bread and butter to me. 82 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,867 Of course, we were taken over in the '80s. 83 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:05,133 We're now part of ICE. 84 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:06,533 - ICE? 85 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,700 - Industrial Ceramics of Europe. 86 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,500 I'm head of the UK division. 87 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,800 But the name still stands. 88 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,767 Did you know there's a gents in Huddersfield 89 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:20,600 that's a listed building? 90 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:24,067 - I promise to pay it a visit next time I'm in Huddersfield. 91 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,933 And I promise to keep my notebook closed 92 00:06:26,067 --> 00:06:30,367 if you'll give me the name of this alleged killer. 93 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,467 - Alderman. 94 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:34,433 Patrick Alderman. 95 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:38,333 - When will you have your car back? 96 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:40,433 - Probably the day after tomorrow. 97 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,267 Its only a scratch. 98 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,100 - What the hell is that? 99 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:53,333 - No opting out! 100 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,400 Opt-out equals cop-out! 101 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,100 No opting out! 102 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,967 Opt-out equals cop-out! 103 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:01,067 No opting out... 104 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,233 - Will you be all right? 105 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,333 - Of course. 106 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,533 I could run you home. 107 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:05,200 - I need to talk to Ms. Dillinger about violin classes. 108 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,700 No, I'm going into town later. 109 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,800 - I'll run you into town. 110 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,700 - Honestly darling, there is no need. 111 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,367 I'll walk or I'll take a bus. 112 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:12,767 - I've never been on a bus. 113 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,533 - According to Mr Elgood, he opened the door 114 00:07:23,633 --> 00:07:24,933 and it came crashing down. 115 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:27,067 - On top of him? 116 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:28,067 - No he jumped out of the way. 117 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:29,800 But it did this to his car. 118 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,333 You an expert on the finer points of door tampering? 119 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:34,900 - No but I know a man who is. 120 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,200 - Look as if you need a lift. 121 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,267 - That's awfully kind of you, but I'm going into town. 122 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:50,367 - So am I. 123 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,267 - See you were... 124 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:53,900 - Demonstrating against the takeover of a village school 125 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:56,267 by bourgeois middle class values. 126 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:57,933 I'm a woman of principle. 127 00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:59,133 Do you mind? 128 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,233 - I know all about principles. 129 00:08:00,267 --> 00:08:02,133 My father was a clergyman. 130 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,233 - I'm not proud. Get in. 131 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:06,400 - All right. 132 00:08:18,267 --> 00:08:20,233 He's a lovely little boy. 133 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,333 - Girl. 134 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,333 - In blue? 135 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:25,200 - I don't believe in stereotyping. 136 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,367 What's her name? 137 00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:27,700 - Rose. 138 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,600 - My husband grows roses. 139 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,933 - I grew this one. 140 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,600 Do you fancy a coffee? 141 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,500 All right. 142 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:39,200 - So Dick Elgood's finally flipped, has he? 143 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,333 - It's a point of view. 144 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,167 - Tell me the story. 145 00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:47,267 I'm a good judge of lunatics. 146 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,367 - Friday morning, 147 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,300 Elgood and Alderman had a row at work. 148 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,400 Friday evening, 149 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,433 Elgood goes to his office, switches on that lamp 150 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,233 and gets an electric shock. 151 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:56,400 - You've had it checked? 152 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,700 - Frayed wires. 153 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,567 Normal wear and tear. 154 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,967 - Saturday morning, Elgood goes to his garage to get 155 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:05,067 his car out and open rollover door comes crashing down. 156 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,367 - You had that checked? 157 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,233 - Normal wear and tear. 158 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,433 - You surprise me. 159 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:13,200 - But these incidents reminded Elgood of two 160 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,600 suspicious deaths at the company the last couple of years. 161 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,833 Brian Dixon the financial director. 162 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,933 - Crushed to death by a table lamp? 163 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,867 - Car accident after a Christmas party. 164 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,667 No other vehicle involved, icy road, 165 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,667 alcohol level well over the limit. 166 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:27,767 According to Elgood 167 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,567 Alderman was plying him with drink all night. 168 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:31,100 The other one was Timothy Eagles, the chief accountant. 169 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,167 - Electrocuted by his pocket calculator? 170 00:09:34,267 --> 00:09:35,800 - Had a heart attack in the washroom 171 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,067 he shares with Alderman. 172 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,433 - How did he organize that? 173 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:41,600 Replace his tablets with Smarties? 174 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:44,867 - I'm simply reporting what your friend told me, sir. 175 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:47,133 - Did my friend suggest a motive? 176 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:49,967 - Yeah Alderman wants to be the chairman of the board. 177 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,833 He's working his way through the ranks. 178 00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:53,800 - By killing them off? 179 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:58,133 - I know this is Yorkshire, but this is the daftest yet. 180 00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:00,333 Constructive suggestions? 181 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,433 - Forget the whole thing. 182 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,100 Concentrate on these housebreakers. 183 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,433 - Sir, I have another constructive suggestion. 184 00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:07,733 - Good lad. 185 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:11,500 Why can't you be like Sergeant Wield? 186 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,200 - Monday morning, there was trouble 187 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,767 in the multistory. 188 00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:17,433 Half a dozen cars vandalized. 189 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:21,967 But one of them belonging to Mrs Daphne Alderman, 190 00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:24,633 Rosemont House, Garfield. 191 00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:28,133 Wife of the alleged homicidal maniac. 192 00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:30,267 Seems like a good excuse to call. 193 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:31,500 Have a look at the man. 194 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,600 - It's a bit shifty and on the hand. 195 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,700 - Isn't that in line with our policy? 196 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,233 - Precisely. 197 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:52,767 - What do they put in this? 198 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,533 - Everything they serve here is full of sugar, 199 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:57,933 caffeine, cholesterol and animal fat. 200 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:01,867 Serves you right for consorting with the enemy within. 201 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:03,233 - Why shouldn't schools opt out? 202 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,700 - So the ruling classes can keep the best for 203 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,700 themselves as usual. 204 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,233 - You really are an enemy within aren't you? 205 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,133 - Mrs Pascoe! How are you? 206 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,633 - Fine, thank you Mr. Wedderburn. 207 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:16,533 - This is Police Cadet Sanjay Singh. 208 00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:20,533 This is Mrs Pascoe, Detective Inspector Pascoe's wife. 209 00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,633 - Nice to meet you Mrs. 210 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,300 - Good to meet you. 211 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,800 Are you happy in your work? 212 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,967 - I'm going to be the link with the ethnic community, 213 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,067 but I'm doing traffic at the moment. 214 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,067 - Great cup of tea and a lecture on the rush hour. 215 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,533 Nice to see you, Mrs Pascoe. 216 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:38,533 Bonny bairn but that's as expected. 217 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,167 - Well! Mrs Pascoe! 218 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,533 - What? 219 00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:46,067 - Is it possible to be an enemy within 220 00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:49,667 when your husband is an arm of the state apparatus? 221 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:51,733 - You're a smart lady, lady. 222 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,933 - I went to a very good fee-paying school. 223 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,600 - I've got a job of my own, 224 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,167 and a life of my own, 225 00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:01,167 and my husband's an honest cop. 226 00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,367 What's yours? 227 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,200 - Patrick's an accountant with ICE. 228 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,300 - With what? 229 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:09,633 - ICE - the bathroom people. 230 00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:14,333 PLC, to get that whole title. 231 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,967 - I bet they've got a hell of a logo as well. 232 00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:20,067 - Hi! 233 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,733 - Tennis club or Young Conservatives? 234 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,833 - Mandy Burton. 235 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:27,067 She runs a stall in the market. 236 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,367 - Mandy of Mandy's Nick-Nacks? 237 00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:30,933 - Yes her husband used to work with Patrick. 238 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,100 - Used to? 239 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,633 - He died four years ago. 240 00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:36,567 - She seems quite young. 241 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:37,733 - So was he. 242 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,600 He fell off a ladder. 243 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,733 - Mrs. Alderman you parked your car at the multi-story 244 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:51,933 at what time? 245 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,633 - 9.15 or something like that. 246 00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:54,933 I dropped my daughter off at school, 247 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,167 and drove into town to do some shopping. 248 00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:59,367 And you returned to your car at 3 o'clock? 249 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,200 - Yes the police were already there. 250 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,867 Other people had found the car is damaged and... 251 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:06,067 - You must've been heavily laden with shopping? 252 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,133 - Very little. 253 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,400 I was having a browsing day. 254 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,433 You know the Market, library, the bookshop. 255 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:13,300 - When you parked your car, 256 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,067 did you see anyone hanging about? 257 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,600 Hello, darling! These gentlemen are 258 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,067 from the police. 259 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,700 - Detective Sergeant Wield. 260 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,800 - Police Cadet Singh. 261 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,100 - Hello. 262 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,267 Forgive my butting in Sergeant, 263 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,833 but as I understand it vandals 264 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,367 don't get up early and lie in wait. 265 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,667 Isn't it more of an impulse thing? 266 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,767 - I'm sorry, sir. 267 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,267 Most of this may seem boring and irrelevant. 268 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,400 - Can I play on the swing? 269 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,700 - Of course darling, I'll come and give you a push 270 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,300 as soon as the sergeant is finished. 271 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,133 - I want HIM to push me. 272 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:44,233 - I really don't... 273 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,067 - No, no, no I don't mind. 274 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,667 I've got little sisters. 275 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,800 I'm brilliant with kids. 276 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,133 - Have you finished, Sergeant? 277 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,900 - Yes. 278 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,333 Thank you, Mrs Alderman. 279 00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,433 If you've things to do... 280 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,967 - I have to feed my family. 281 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:13,333 - I'll admire the roses till the children are ready. 282 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:14,867 - Oh, are you interested in flowers? 283 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,400 - It's my ambition to have a garden 284 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,633 instead of a window box. 285 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,400 - I should warn you, Sergeant, my husband 286 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,433 is an enthusiast and an evangelist. 287 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,600 - I'll show you around. 288 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,467 Sorry about this but 289 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,733 its the only way to keep control. 290 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,900 - Do you do all the gardening? 291 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,367 - In my uncle Eddie's day, 292 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,800 great-uncle to be precise, 293 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:52,633 there was a full-time gardener Old Caldicott. 294 00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:54,333 Times change. 295 00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:56,700 Now, we have Young Caldicott who calls 296 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,800 himself a gardening consultant, 297 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,800 and comes here twice a week in a shiny van 298 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,300 in accordance with a written contract. 299 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,933 But I'm the only one who's allowed to touch the roses. 300 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,133 They're the center of my life. 301 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:10,633 One day, I hope to create my very own. 302 00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:13,333 - What about your work? 303 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:16,600 - Plenty of room round the edges to earn a decent living. 304 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,933 But why should crude economic reality 305 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,567 hinder a man from growing into 306 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,267 the fullness of his own nature? 307 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,300 - Quite so. 308 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,600 That's a fine-looking instrument. 309 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,300 - It belonged to my uncle Eddie. 310 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:40,067 But it was my great aunt who showed me how to use it. 311 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:44,800 Removing dying blooms is a sad but necessary task. 312 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,200 A lover of roses prefers to use 313 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:50,567 the quickest and kindest instrument available. 314 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,767 Any joy, Sarge? 315 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:58,067 He's going to get me miniatures for my window box. 316 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,900 - Am I allowed to talk? 317 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:06,133 - As long as I'm not compelled to listen. 318 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,067 - That Mrs Alderman she was in the market caf yesterday 319 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,133 morning with Mr Pascoe's wife. 320 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,933 - Fascinating. 321 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,467 - She couldn't have been browsing 322 00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,900 in the library on Monday. 323 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,800 Because the library doesn't open on Mondays 324 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,067 on account of the courts. 325 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,567 - I need to know whether you're seriously 326 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:35,233 investigating Patrick Alderman. 327 00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:37,500 - Because you've got another coffee 328 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,600 date with Daphne Alderman? 329 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,267 - Tomorrow. 330 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,200 - Two deaths - one drunk driver, 331 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,767 one heart attack. 332 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,667 Both well and truly cremated, 333 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:47,067 so there's not a shred of evidence. 334 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,733 - So you're not investigating Patrick Alderman? 335 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,967 - The Fat Controller thinks it's daft. 336 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,533 - Good. 337 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,467 - But there could be something lurking in yon greenhouse. 338 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,700 So keep an eye on things while I'm away, sunbeam. 339 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,400 - Where's he going? 340 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,267 - London, an international conference on 341 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,700 community policing. 342 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,233 - God help London. 343 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,433 - Smart-arse Yanks come to tell us 344 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,833 how to do our job, with videos of 345 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:14,167 riots in Los Angeles to prove how clever they're. 346 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,633 - But if he thinks there's 347 00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:17,700 "summat in yon greenhouse", 348 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,733 that means you ARE investigating 349 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,900 Patrick Alderman. 350 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,400 - Not exactly. 351 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,500 On the one hand, I am. 352 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,500 On the other hand, I'm not. 353 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,900 I say that was pretty straightforward. 354 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,533 It's the way that the fat man operates. 355 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:33,967 If it turns out as daft as we all think it is, 356 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,467 I'LL be the one who looks like an idiot. 357 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,433 - In amongst all this HIGHLY professional 358 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:42,567 investigation, has anybody mentioned a man called 359 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,667 Burton? 360 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,900 - The famous explored who was married to Elizabeth Taylor? 361 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,667 - It's only bit of girly gossip over coffee with Daphne, 362 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:53,633 but Chris Burton was an accountant with Elgood's. 363 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:57,900 He fell off a ladder and Patrick Alderman got his job. 364 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,467 - Would you like MY job? 365 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:03,767 - I have got a job. 366 00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:06,067 I'm a struggling novelist. 367 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,933 - Normal wear and tear. 368 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,233 - That was the expert view. 369 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,067 - And the garage door? 370 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,600 - Likewise. 371 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,700 - Fair enough. 372 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,567 I made a pillock myself. 373 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,500 We'll forget the whole thing now. 374 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,733 - You're officially withdrawing your complaint 375 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,067 Mr. Elgood? 376 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,300 - I never officially made one. 377 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,400 - What about Chris Burton? 378 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,300 - What about him? 379 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,600 He fell off a ladder and broke his neck. 380 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,767 - Yeah and Patrick Alderman got his job. 381 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,067 It's as easy to sabotage a ladder as a garage door. 382 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,167 - Mr. Pascoe I've done my duty by my old mate, 383 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:47,567 Andy Dalziel. 384 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,467 I've given him a right good laugh. 385 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,067 You too, I dare say. 386 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:53,067 Let's just leave like that shall we? 387 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,433 - It's your complaint, Mr Elgood. 388 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,067 - And there is NO complaint. 389 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,133 - Noted. 390 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,167 Is this the family album? 391 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,267 - Oh, yeah. 392 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,800 Works outings, when we had them. 393 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,167 - There's someone here called Alderman. 394 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:14,300 - Yeah Patrick's great-uncle Eddie. 395 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,667 He was a genius. 396 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,767 He was to balance sheets what 397 00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:19,800 Freddie Trueman was to fast bowling. 398 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,900 He could have been a multimillionaire 399 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,233 but his mind turned. 400 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,633 Happier with his roses. 401 00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,667 - Another rose fancier. 402 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,933 - Excuse me can I help you? 403 00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:47,133 - No, thanks. 404 00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:51,167 Yes tell me about the rose. 405 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,800 - It's called Blue Moon. 406 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,433 - Blue moon means improbability. 407 00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,900 - We all need little improbability in life. 408 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,533 Don't we? 409 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:05,867 The thing is having the courage to accept it. Yes? 410 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,900 - It symbolizes improbability. 411 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,367 - It symbolizes you're going around the bend. 412 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:25,600 That's what comes of hanging about 413 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,900 a bog factory. 414 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:28,967 What did Dick Elgood have to say? 415 00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,600 - He says drop the inquiry. 416 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,800 - So drop it. 417 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,033 - What about Chris Burton? 418 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,133 - He fell off a ladder. 419 00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,800 It happens all the time. 420 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,900 - No it doesn't. 421 00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:41,100 - If you're gonna start quoting statistics 422 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,733 I will throw you out of the window. 423 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,733 - Patrick Alderman was unemployed. 424 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:46,933 Elgood gave him a part-time job 425 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,367 because his great-uncle had been a mate. 426 00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:50,567 And Burton falls off the ladder 427 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,333 and suddenly there's a vacancy for a company accountant. 428 00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:55,600 - There was an investigation and an inquest. 429 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,700 accidental death. 430 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,633 The man went for a Burton. 431 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400 Yes? 432 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,400 - Sir it's about Patrick Alderman. 433 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,633 - Has he given you a rose and all? 434 00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:07,533 - No, but he's getting me some miniatures. 435 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,267 - Single malt? 436 00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:11,133 - Flowers for my window box. 437 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,967 - God give me strength. 438 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,067 What is it? 439 00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:16,667 - A report on my visit to the house. 440 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,933 - Go on, then report on your visit to the house. 441 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:22,467 Then we can close the inquiry and make it short. 442 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,600 - Sir, he seems more interested in 443 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,100 his roses than he is in his family. 444 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,167 - There's 1000s of men like that, more interested 445 00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:31,267 in dogs and darts and Dominos 446 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,733 than they're in their families. 447 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,767 Doesn't make them killers. 448 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,100 - He's not so much interested 449 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,667 more like passionate. 450 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,600 - I watched him deadheading the roses. 451 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,067 It was like watching a painter or a surgeon. 452 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:47,067 - Have you checked he's got a license for his secateurs? 453 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,533 - Doesn't use secateurs. 454 00:21:48,633 --> 00:21:51,167 He uses a pruning knife. 455 00:21:51,267 --> 00:21:52,700 - A non secateur. 456 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,533 - I dare say he's got some weedkiller in his shed. 457 00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:58,400 I suppose you have a theory that he blew 458 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,067 some of it up Chris Burton's trouser leg, 459 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,867 causing him to fall off his ladder. 460 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:06,467 - No we have got something a bit more interesting than that. 461 00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:07,900 Patrick Alderman changed his name 462 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,500 when he inherited the house. 463 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,500 - Why? Was he called Shufflebottom or something? 464 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,200 - No, he was called Highsmith. 465 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,600 - After his father? 466 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,433 - Highsmith was his mother's name. 467 00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:19,533 - What happened to her? 468 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:19,733 She fall off a ladder as well? 469 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,767 - Penelope Highsmith alive and well and living 470 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,067 in London SW1. 471 00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,300 - Penny Highsmith? 472 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,667 - You know her? 473 00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:32,900 - Very little escapes my attention. 474 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,933 - What would you like us to do next? 475 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:37,433 - Something useful for preference. 476 00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:40,333 House break-in. Community policing. 477 00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:42,533 Save Alderman for your window box. 478 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,900 Leave that file on me desk. 479 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,167 Come on. Come on. Come on. 480 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,333 - Classy joint. 481 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,167 - Is this your first visit? 482 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,833 You knew where to find the ladies'. 483 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,767 - So I'm a hypocrite! 484 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:18,333 It proves I've joined the middle classes. 485 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,067 - Welcome aboard. 486 00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:28,167 We had the police round at our house. 487 00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:28,300 Did you know? 488 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,133 - Peter said something about cars being vandalized 489 00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:34,300 and follow-up concordance. 490 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400 - It seemed a bit over the top 491 00:23:35,367 --> 00:23:38,933 for a slight scratch to the paintwork. 492 00:23:39,067 --> 00:23:40,933 Does he tell you everything? 493 00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:43,600 - Sorry I don't understand the question, Miss. 494 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,467 - About his work? 495 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:48,867 - No, he's bound by the Official Secrets Act. 496 00:23:48,967 --> 00:23:52,067 Most of it's either confidential or boring 497 00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:53,233 and I feel asleep. 498 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:56,267 Isn't it the same with you? 499 00:23:56,367 --> 00:23:57,833 - What do you mean? 500 00:23:57,933 --> 00:24:00,767 - Accountants have confidentiality as well don't they? 501 00:24:00,867 --> 00:24:03,233 - It's not a problem for Patrick. 502 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:07,367 He wasn't designed by nature to be a chatterbox. 503 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:11,933 - How did you meet? 504 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,433 - Daddy was Archdeacon of St Mark's 505 00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:19,067 in Little Leven, outside Harrogate. 506 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,233 The firm Patrick was working for 507 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,067 used to do the church accounts 508 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:24,867 at a discount, naturally. 509 00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:26,433 I was still in the sixth form 510 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,933 and somehow Patrick always turned up 511 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:32,367 to check something in the books in the school holidays, 512 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,100 or off term you know the sort of thing. 513 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,333 - What a big girl you've grown into. 514 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:37,667 May I carry your satchel? 515 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,067 Oh look a nice, big rosy handful. 516 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:44,167 - Oh, no Patrick's not like that at all. 517 00:24:44,267 --> 00:24:45,733 He's an innocent. 518 00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,800 And then my father died. 519 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,200 - The church killed him. 520 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,367 - Overwork? 521 00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:58,700 - A bit of it fell on him. 522 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:02,067 - What?! 523 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,167 - He was inspecting the belfry 524 00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:03,400 and a large coping stone fell off 525 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,733 and cracked his skull. 526 00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:07,367 - Amen. 527 00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:09,867 - As we might say but you aint heard nothing yet. 528 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,167 Dig the back story. 529 00:25:12,267 --> 00:25:13,300 Writers' jargon. 530 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,900 You wouldn't understand. 531 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:17,267 Daphne and Patrick wanted to get engaged. 532 00:25:17,367 --> 00:25:19,200 The family were dead against it. 533 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,333 Then this large hump of Belfry comes to the rescue 534 00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:24,233 and Daphne gets to the money. 535 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,067 - I thought all the clergymen were poor. 536 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:29,600 - The money was from her mother's side. 537 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,067 - I don't like to ask. 538 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,500 What happened to her mother? 539 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,833 - She died when Daphne was 13, 540 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,867 but that was a proper illness. 541 00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:39,267 And kosher about all I checked. 542 00:25:39,367 --> 00:25:41,133 - You're working well. 543 00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:48,067 - A woman's work is NEVER done. 544 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,333 What are you doing? 545 00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:06,433 - She was dreaming, so I'm showing her the moon. 546 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,533 - The moon? 547 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,700 - Coleridge recommend it. 548 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,800 When his infant son was dreaming, 549 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,967 he'd show him the moon. 550 00:26:13,067 --> 00:26:14,200 - Coleridge? 551 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:22,500 - If only you could tell me what you were dreaming about. 552 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:43,633 - Bloody hell, it's PC Gunga Din. 553 00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:44,767 - Now, lads. 554 00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,133 I was wondering what time you'd get here. 555 00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:48,567 - What are you doing here? 556 00:26:48,667 --> 00:26:50,767 - It's a stakeout. 557 00:26:50,867 --> 00:26:52,767 This place is swarming with CID 558 00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:54,667 and security cameras. 559 00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:59,200 So save the vandalism for another day. 560 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:00,700 - We don't do vandalism. 561 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,100 - Don't worry. 562 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,933 We're not bothered about vandalism. 563 00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:08,733 What it is, is a car-stealing ring. 564 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,267 Were you here last Monday morning? 565 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:12,367 - Why? 566 00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:13,067 - Woman on her own, driving a green Polo, 567 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,100 parked here about 9.15. 568 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:18,800 - What about her? 569 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,200 - A bit tasty d'you reckon? 570 00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:24,300 - The feller thought so. 571 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,400 - She met a feller? 572 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,067 - Yeah he was waiting for her in his car. 573 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,267 She was gasping for it. 574 00:27:30,367 --> 00:27:31,633 - Can you describe him? 575 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,333 - I can describe the car. 576 00:27:33,433 --> 00:27:35,433 - Go on then. 577 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:35,667 - What's in it for me? 578 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:38,567 - All suspicion of involvement of vandalism 579 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,167 won't be written on the record. 580 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,300 - We don't do vandalism. 581 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:47,867 - She got into this bloke's car a maroon Jaguar XJ Sport. 582 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,133 - Yes! 583 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,133 - Detective Inspector Pascoe, Wetherton CID. 584 00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:02,167 I'm inquiring after a Mr Patrick Alderman 585 00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:07,067 who used to work for you about seven or eight years ago. 586 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,133 Yeah that sounds perfect. 587 00:28:08,067 --> 00:28:11,333 Can you give me number for Mr Capstick? 588 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400 Yeah. 589 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,600 That's great cheers. 590 00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:20,433 I'm going to Harrogate. 591 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,467 - To take the waters? 592 00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:22,633 - To see whether Patrick Alderman's taking ours. 593 00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:24,733 - I need to talk to someone. 594 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:25,333 Talk to him. 595 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,933 - Which of my many embezzlements 596 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:08,900 over the last 50 years do you wish to discuss? 597 00:29:10,567 --> 00:29:12,200 - Not yours, Mr Capstick. 598 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:13,400 Patrick Alderman's. 599 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,700 - Oh! Patrick. 600 00:29:16,067 --> 00:29:19,333 You have, of course, spoken with him about this matter? 601 00:29:19,433 --> 00:29:22,667 - No, I haven't, as a matter of fact. 602 00:29:22,767 --> 00:29:26,333 I've only met him once very briefly. 603 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:30,067 - And yet, to me, whom you've not met at all, 604 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:33,400 you're quite willing to broach the subject without preamble. 605 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,967 - The only reason I will take action in this matter 606 00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:37,333 is to protect someone who is less able than 607 00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:38,967 Patrick Alderman to protect himself. 608 00:29:39,067 --> 00:29:40,167 - Or herself. 609 00:29:43,067 --> 00:29:45,067 - Quite so. 610 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:49,567 - Very well Patrick joined the firm in 1988 or perhaps 89. 611 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,300 I liked him. 612 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,533 He was quiet, respectful. 613 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:04,433 likable once you got beneath the surface. 614 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:07,633 He planted those roses as a matter of fact. 615 00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,033 - I know about the roses. 616 00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:10,867 - Direct linear descendants of a strain 617 00:30:10,967 --> 00:30:13,767 of his great-uncle Edward's roses. 618 00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:18,100 - If you liked him so much, why did he leave your firm? 619 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,600 - That was Mrs McNeil. 620 00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:30,433 A sweet old lady. 621 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:32,300 A widow of substance. 622 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,633 She took a fancy to Patrick. 623 00:30:36,733 --> 00:30:40,067 Insisted he look after her investments. 624 00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:43,733 She used to give him presents. 625 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:46,700 Thick sweaters, pair of galoshes. 626 00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:49,267 - Galoshes? 627 00:30:49,367 --> 00:30:52,800 - She worried about him going out in the cold weather. 628 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:55,533 Despite her best efforts, 629 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:57,500 he caught a flu virus. 630 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,067 When he was off work, 631 00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:04,167 she phoned with a query. 632 00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:09,300 And I had to seek the answer in her files. 633 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,767 - And you found? 634 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:16,267 - Approximately two thirds of her money had been 635 00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:19,500 I'd use the word misappropriated. 636 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,600 You would say... 637 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,500 - Stolen. 638 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,300 - Technically as it turned out. 639 00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:27,933 Before the matter could come to a head. 640 00:31:28,067 --> 00:31:29,633 - Mrs McNeil died. 641 00:31:29,733 --> 00:31:31,200 - Same flu virus. 642 00:31:32,867 --> 00:31:34,900 She was a very old lady. 643 00:31:36,267 --> 00:31:37,900 And when the lawyers examined the will... 644 00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:40,500 - I wonder if I can guess. 645 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,700 - Mrs McNeil had no close relatives. 646 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,267 A few token legacies to charities 647 00:31:47,367 --> 00:31:49,200 dogs and cats, mostly. 648 00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:55,067 The residue was to Patrick Alderman of Rosemont. 649 00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:59,067 He'd been stealing from himself. 650 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:02,067 - So no action was taken? 651 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:04,600 - No official action. 652 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,433 I naturally asked for and received his resignation. 653 00:32:08,533 --> 00:32:12,133 The way we do things in the professions. 654 00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:14,267 - Did I help you at all? 655 00:32:17,567 --> 00:32:18,700 - Thank you. 656 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,600 A great deal I think. 657 00:32:22,267 --> 00:32:25,100 - I do hope none of this hurts Patrick. 658 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,067 - Very little seems to hurt him, Mr Capstick. 659 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:38,233 - If you look at the screen, what do we see? 660 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,200 Superficially, a street riot. 661 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,233 But if we look at a deeper level, 662 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:45,800 we see a hostile interface 663 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:49,700 between socio-ethnic groupings within the community nexus. 664 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,867 These groups have two goals. 665 00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:54,200 One, to break the law. 666 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,233 The other, to uphold the law. 667 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,500 The question you, as law enforcement 668 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,200 officers, must address, 669 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:04,300 is how you can impact 670 00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:05,400 in a proactive way upon this 671 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:08,300 apparently intractable interface. 672 00:33:09,233 --> 00:33:11,233 - Excuse me. 673 00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:11,267 You may refer to diagrams 674 00:33:11,367 --> 00:33:14,333 1 to 17 in the packs I distributed. 675 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,467 - May I help you, sir? 676 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:25,300 - I need to interface with some nicotine, and fast. 677 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,733 - I'm afraid this is a non-smoking building, sir. 678 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,100 - I'm going outside. 679 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,800 I may be some time. 680 00:34:04,267 --> 00:34:06,267 Penny? 681 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,867 Penny Highsmith, is it? 682 00:34:13,167 --> 00:34:14,867 - Andy Dalziel! 683 00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:16,900 - Everyone says I'm unforgettable. 684 00:34:17,067 --> 00:34:20,067 - You're not, but I can read a name badge. 685 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,467 Detective Superintendent. 686 00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:23,700 - Sorry. 687 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,733 Down here for a conference. 688 00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,433 - What's the subject? 689 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:29,400 Hanging around on street corners? 690 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,533 - Community policing. 691 00:34:31,633 --> 00:34:33,633 I thought that was enough. 692 00:34:32,733 --> 00:34:34,667 I fancied a walk and a cup of tea. 693 00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:36,767 Is this where you live? 694 00:34:35,733 --> 00:34:37,300 - This is my front door. 695 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,267 - Do, metropolitan sophisticates have kettles? 696 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,700 - Still a cheeky sod. 697 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,867 Yeah. I've got a kettle. 698 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,867 - You've weathered well, love. 699 00:35:04,967 --> 00:35:06,700 Still in prime condition. 700 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,567 - You sound like a jobbing builder, checking for dry rot. 701 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:11,600 - It is mine as a compliment. 702 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,400 It's a fair few years since... 703 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,900 - Since you nearly had your evil way 704 00:35:15,067 --> 00:35:18,067 with me in the changing room at the rugby club dance. 705 00:35:18,133 --> 00:35:22,933 - I thought you were having your evil way with me. 706 00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:24,600 Anyroad... 707 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,067 I'm glad you remembered. 708 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:28,800 - A trauma like that isn't easily forgotten. 709 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,300 - Was it traumatic? 710 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,900 - It was your beeper going off at the crucial 711 00:35:32,067 --> 00:35:34,867 moment that was the traumatic bit. 712 00:35:36,933 --> 00:35:39,300 - Do you ever come north? 713 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,433 We've, extended the changing rooms. 714 00:35:43,633 --> 00:35:45,933 - Once in a while, to see Patrick. 715 00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:48,600 But he's big enough to look after himself now. 716 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,700 - Good. 717 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:53,933 I wish I was. 718 00:35:56,933 --> 00:35:58,567 - Okay concentrate. 719 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,500 The story so far. 720 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,233 We have six people who died over a 23-year period. 721 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:07,533 In each case, Patrick Alderman benefited from the death. 722 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:09,633 I'll try a theory. 723 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:09,767 You tell me when I'm talking cobblers. 724 00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:10,967 We will start with Great Aunt Florence. 725 00:36:11,067 --> 00:36:14,633 - Patrick was only what, 10 11 years old? 726 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,400 - He was helping his aunt pruning roses 727 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,967 when she had a coronary thrombosis. 728 00:36:20,067 --> 00:36:22,800 - "Time for bed," said Florence. 729 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:24,667 - Knock it off. 730 00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:26,767 - Sorry. 731 00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:28,567 - The case of the prosecution case is that 732 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,067 Florence Alderman died intestate. 733 00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:32,067 Patrick's mother inherited the ancestral garden 734 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:34,133 and the money. 735 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,200 Which she subsequently shared with the son. 736 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:38,300 - The case for the defense case is that Florence Alderman 737 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,867 was a sick woman 738 00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:43,433 still convalescing from an earlier attack. 739 00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:45,633 - Alright, moving on... 740 00:36:45,733 --> 00:36:47,233 Reverend Oliver Somerton, killed 741 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:48,867 by a coping stone which fell from the belfry 742 00:36:48,967 --> 00:36:50,900 at St. Mark's Church at Little Leven. 743 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:54,100 Daphne Somerton, now Mrs Patrick Alderman, 744 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,333 inherited 60 grand. 745 00:36:56,433 --> 00:36:58,233 - There was no witnesses. 746 00:36:58,333 --> 00:37:01,300 The coroner said accidental death. 747 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,733 Wasn't Patrick at work in Harrogate at that time? 748 00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,800 - No He'd taken the day off to attend 749 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,233 to Mr Capstick's roses. 750 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:11,133 And you can move to the church in five minutes. 751 00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:12,633 - And on a sudden impulse, 752 00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:17,367 Patrick sprints to the church like Linford Christie, 753 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:19,900 climbs to the top like Sherpa Tenzing, 754 00:37:20,067 --> 00:37:21,700 dislodges a lump of stone weighing 755 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,567 a couple of hundredweight like... 756 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,700 - Popeye? 757 00:37:27,467 --> 00:37:29,067 - Like Popeye. 758 00:37:29,133 --> 00:37:32,233 He does all that, still on the same sudden impulse, 759 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,600 and manages to hit a vicar? 760 00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:39,367 Sorry, but that one's got to be down to God. 761 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,067 - Now, Mrs McNeil. 762 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,700 He embezzles her money, he gets found out. 763 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,733 Just before the noxious substances hit the fan, 764 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:50,500 she dies of bronchial pneumonia. 765 00:37:51,433 --> 00:37:53,300 She was 78 years old. 766 00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:55,767 How did he do it? 767 00:37:55,867 --> 00:37:58,333 Sneeze through her keyhole? 768 00:37:58,433 --> 00:38:00,200 No Forget it. 769 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,533 Cut to Burton. 770 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,533 He could be a contender. 771 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,967 - Chris Burton fell off a ladder. 772 00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:08,833 Alderman got his job. 773 00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:12,067 - I've checked the coroner's report. 774 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:13,500 - And? 775 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,567 - Well, he died between 2.30 and 3.30. 776 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:19,233 They had got the decorators in, painting the house. 777 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,433 The theory is he slipped home to see how they were 778 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,067 getting on. 779 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,200 - Where were the decorators? 780 00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:26,800 - It had rained earlier on, so they'd gone 781 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:30,900 to an inside job on the other side of town. 782 00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:33,100 - How do we know the time of death? 783 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,500 - Mrs Burton went out at 2.30, 784 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,533 leaving the house empty. 785 00:38:37,633 --> 00:38:39,333 Came back at 3.30. 786 00:38:39,433 --> 00:38:41,067 There he was. 787 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:42,667 On the patio. 788 00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:45,267 - It's a mistake having a patio. 789 00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:47,233 - Mrs Burton's called Mandy. 790 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,067 - TWO mistakes. 791 00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:51,133 - Runs a stall in the market 792 00:38:51,233 --> 00:38:52,867 Mandy's Nick-Nacks. 793 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,533 - I should talk to her. 794 00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:59,600 Have a browse among her nick-nacks. 795 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:05,067 - The fat man's still here in spirit. 796 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,200 - Dixon? Eagles? 797 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,633 - Non-runners. 798 00:39:08,733 --> 00:39:10,867 A drug driver and a heart attack. 799 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,067 - Organizing that's about as easy 800 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,800 as dropping a church on a clergyman. 801 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,900 - How about dropping an up-and-over door 802 00:39:16,067 --> 00:39:18,067 on someone? 803 00:39:16,967 --> 00:39:18,733 - You're forgetting about Dick Elgood. 804 00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:21,233 - Do you remember Elgood's car? 805 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,300 Maroon Jaguar XJ Sport. 806 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,433 - Had a slight dent in the boot. 807 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:26,533 Yeah what about it? 808 00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,367 - Monday morning, Daphne Alderman 809 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:29,700 parks her car in the multistory, 810 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,567 climbs into a maroon Jaguar XJ Sport, 811 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:36,867 and well we can only guess what happened after that. 812 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,333 - We're talking assignations? 813 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,400 - Well it doesn't sound like browsing 814 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,067 the shops and and in the library... 815 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,100 especially if the library's closed. 816 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,300 - Oi! Gunga! 817 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,800 - Show a bit of respect. 818 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,900 - What's up? 819 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,933 Is it another stakeout? 820 00:40:01,033 --> 00:40:03,233 - No, better than that, Mick. 821 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,567 Not allowed to say. 822 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:06,667 Why? 823 00:40:12,233 --> 00:40:14,133 - Listen, when you said that about us 824 00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:16,500 being off the hook for vandalism, 825 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,900 was that right? 826 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,133 - Why do you think I said it? 827 00:40:20,233 --> 00:40:21,500 - Jonty Matt says you're a liar. 828 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,033 He says all police are liars. 829 00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:25,367 - Jonty's a good lad, but he's a villain. 830 00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:26,733 It runs in the family. 831 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:27,967 His dad's inside. 832 00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:30,300 And one of his brother has just gone down. 833 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,033 - That'll be it then. 834 00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:33,567 They're a man short. 835 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:35,967 - That'll be what, then? 836 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,667 - There's a job's coming up. 837 00:40:37,767 --> 00:40:39,033 Jonty's gonna be on it. 838 00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:41,667 - Alright what sort of a job? 839 00:40:41,767 --> 00:40:42,933 - Nicking stuff from a big house. 840 00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:45,300 - There are hundreds of big houses in Yorkshire. 841 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,467 - This one called Rosemont. 842 00:40:46,567 --> 00:40:48,433 I didn't tell you that. 843 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,567 - How d'you know? 844 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,200 - Jonty said they'd pay me a few quid 845 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,333 for helping with the lifting. 846 00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:55,467 - Don't do it MIck. 847 00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:56,800 Tell them you're washing your hair. 848 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,367 You are. 849 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,133 - Hello Mrs Pascoe! 850 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:12,533 - What happened to you this morning? 851 00:41:12,633 --> 00:41:13,700 I waited half an hour. 852 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,067 - More to the point, what happened to you when 853 00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:17,333 you married into the police force? 854 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,700 - Usual thing, had my picture taken 855 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,067 with pretty flowers, smiled nicely, 856 00:41:22,167 --> 00:41:23,567 went on honeymoon, masses of sex... 857 00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:24,933 - Oh, shut up. 858 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,300 - I'm just trying to answer the question, ma'am. 859 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,233 - Well answer me one question. 860 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,533 Yes or no. 861 00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:34,533 Did you know when you took me under your little left wing, 862 00:41:34,633 --> 00:41:37,233 that your husband was in charge of an investigation 863 00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:38,400 into my husband? 864 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,700 - That's not a simple question and you know it. 865 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,833 - Yes or no? 866 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:47,833 - First, I gave you a lift that day 867 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,367 because it was chucking it down. 868 00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:53,733 Second, I didn't take you under "my little left wing", 869 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:57,933 though it's a good line and I might use it later. 870 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,433 I talked to you and, 871 00:42:00,533 --> 00:42:02,500 goddammit, I liked you. 872 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,367 - Thank you. 873 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:09,333 - It's true. 874 00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:13,767 And yes, Peter does talk about his work 875 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,900 and some of it's disgusting, 876 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:19,933 but he is not a disgusting person. 877 00:42:20,067 --> 00:42:22,300 - Do you talk to him about us? 878 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,867 - Yes, obviously. 879 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:25,933 - In detail? 880 00:42:27,267 --> 00:42:28,867 - I met Daphne. 881 00:42:28,967 --> 00:42:30,133 We had coffee. 882 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,933 I preached at her about human rights 883 00:42:33,067 --> 00:42:34,967 and we argued about public schools, 884 00:42:35,067 --> 00:42:37,067 we had another coffee, we went home. 885 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:40,533 There's nothing very inflammatory there. 886 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,600 Anyway, how did you find out? 887 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:45,700 - What about? 888 00:42:44,767 --> 00:42:48,233 - About the investigation into your husband. 889 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,733 They're supposed to be discreet inquiries. 890 00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:53,200 - I heard from Dick Elgood. 891 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,633 I told him about the sergeant coming to the house, 892 00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:01,333 asking weird and highly irrelevant questions 893 00:43:01,433 --> 00:43:03,767 about the vandalism in the car park. 894 00:43:03,867 --> 00:43:06,467 He told me about making that silly complaint 895 00:43:06,567 --> 00:43:09,433 about Patrick to the police, 896 00:43:09,533 --> 00:43:13,200 and about how he later, withdrawn the complaint. 897 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,300 But the investigations 898 00:43:14,367 --> 00:43:17,067 have gone further, haven't they? 899 00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:19,167 - I believe so. 900 00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:21,667 But why or how, I have no idea believe me. 901 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:26,500 - I'm trying to believe you, Ellie. 902 00:43:28,133 --> 00:43:30,567 - But hang on a minute. 903 00:43:30,667 --> 00:43:31,867 I have the brain of a weak 904 00:43:31,967 --> 00:43:34,467 and feeble woman, so please explain 905 00:43:34,567 --> 00:43:37,600 why did you bother to tell Dick Elgood about 906 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:40,533 the vandalism in the car park? 907 00:43:40,633 --> 00:43:42,067 - You don't know? 908 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:47,567 You really don't know, do you? 909 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,267 - I haven't a clue. 910 00:43:50,933 --> 00:43:52,533 - I parked the car, 911 00:43:53,533 --> 00:43:55,233 got into Dick's car, 912 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,433 and we spent the day together. 913 00:44:03,233 --> 00:44:04,767 - You mean "spent the day together" as 914 00:44:04,867 --> 00:44:07,733 in waves crashing on the seashore? 915 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,867 Isn't he a bit old? 916 00:44:13,967 --> 00:44:15,267 - Pushing 60... 917 00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:18,733 but in good working order. 918 00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:24,200 - You're sure he said Rosemont? 919 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:27,433 - Mick Feaver's not clever enough to make things up. 920 00:44:27,533 --> 00:44:29,267 He says they'll do the job when they're away. 921 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:31,633 - Sorry young man, I am drowning in your syntax. 922 00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:33,733 - Sir? 923 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,300 - I think he means the thieves will do the job 924 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,733 while the people who live in the houses are away. 925 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,700 - Superintendent Dalziel on the phone. 926 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,700 - Sling your hook. 927 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,400 This is for adults. 928 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,367 - How's the conference? 929 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:49,800 He seems to have decided they're 930 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,667 a bunch of dedicated self-abusers. 931 00:44:51,767 --> 00:44:53,300 - What a surprise. 932 00:44:54,433 --> 00:44:56,567 - Listen, sunbeam, I've been thinking 933 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:59,167 about our serial killer. 934 00:44:59,267 --> 00:45:02,233 Anything to relieve the boredom. 935 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,267 Chris Burton's the man to work on. 936 00:45:04,367 --> 00:45:05,867 He falls off his ladder 937 00:45:05,967 --> 00:45:07,700 and Mandy Burton gets a prime spot 938 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,900 at the marketplace faster than the speed of light. 939 00:45:11,067 --> 00:45:12,367 When we talk of the the marketplace, 940 00:45:12,467 --> 00:45:15,167 we're talking serious Yorkshire mafia. 941 00:45:15,267 --> 00:45:18,800 They even do funny handshakes with their feet. 942 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:22,933 And I'll tell you another thing, I'm missing you buggers. 943 00:45:23,067 --> 00:45:24,833 I'd never have thought it possible. 944 00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:27,267 Right. Back at the weekend. 945 00:45:27,367 --> 00:45:29,500 Get it sorted by then, eh? 946 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,600 Good lad. 947 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,967 I am a policeman. 948 00:45:46,067 --> 00:45:48,567 - This is where he fell, Inspector. 949 00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:50,633 This is the exact spot. 950 00:45:51,533 --> 00:45:53,533 Cheers. 951 00:45:55,467 --> 00:45:56,733 - Cheers. 952 00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:57,967 - Oh, I'm sorry. 953 00:45:58,067 --> 00:46:01,100 - You mustn't think I'm callous, Peter. 954 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,133 All right if I call you Peter? 955 00:46:03,233 --> 00:46:06,067 You're too good-looking to be an inspector. 956 00:46:06,133 --> 00:46:07,367 It was four years ago. 957 00:46:07,467 --> 00:46:10,967 I'm well over the grieving process. 958 00:46:11,067 --> 00:46:12,467 - Good. 959 00:46:12,567 --> 00:46:14,767 Now, about Mr Burton. 960 00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:17,100 - Has somebody been making naughty phone calls? 961 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,533 Or is it the insurance company? 962 00:46:19,633 --> 00:46:21,700 - It's really just routine, Mrs Burton. 963 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,967 - Oh, Mandy. 964 00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:24,167 If you can't be frank, 965 00:46:24,267 --> 00:46:26,767 you might as well be friendly. 966 00:46:27,767 --> 00:46:28,800 Well, I'll be frank. 967 00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:31,067 Chris was a sweet fellow, but he hit 40, 968 00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:34,333 same time as I did, and that was that. 969 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,733 He turned middle-aged. 970 00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:39,833 - And he went running up a ladder 971 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:40,500 in the middle of a wet afternoon? 972 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,200 I wouldn't do that. 973 00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:44,367 - Because you're young. 974 00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:46,867 Your bourgeois, middle-aged man is convinced 975 00:46:46,967 --> 00:46:50,333 the workmen are cheating on him. 976 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:53,067 He climbs the ladder to check. 977 00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:58,500 - Did your husband ever socialize 978 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,967 with any of his colleagues from work? 979 00:47:01,067 --> 00:47:03,500 Mr Elgood, Mr Eagles, Mr Alderman? 980 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,667 - You do know a lot don't you? 981 00:47:06,767 --> 00:47:09,300 Let me think, a long time ago 982 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,400 Dick Elgood. 983 00:47:10,467 --> 00:47:12,667 He was friendly enough, but still the big boss 984 00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:14,533 if you know what I mean? 985 00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:16,567 - I know exactly what you mean. 986 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,133 - And we went out to dinner with Tim Eagles 987 00:47:18,233 --> 00:47:20,267 and his wife a couple of times. 988 00:47:20,367 --> 00:47:23,533 That other one, Patrick Alderman. 989 00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:26,367 Chris didn't reckon much on him at all. 990 00:47:26,467 --> 00:47:27,833 - Why not? 991 00:47:27,933 --> 00:47:30,633 - Because his job had been fixed for him. 992 00:47:30,733 --> 00:47:33,600 Chris didn't reckon much on fixes at all. 993 00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:37,233 He was a very moral man my late husband. 994 00:47:48,933 --> 00:47:52,900 - I'm probably going to meet your friend Daphne. 995 00:47:53,067 --> 00:47:57,167 - I'm meeting her tomorrow definitely, so there! 996 00:47:57,267 --> 00:48:00,133 - Why are you going to meet her probably? 997 00:48:00,233 --> 00:48:03,267 - We've had a tip-off Rosemont's going to be done. 998 00:48:03,367 --> 00:48:05,367 We'll keep an eye on their valuables 999 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:06,433 while they're away. 1000 00:48:06,533 --> 00:48:10,433 - Isn't just an excuse to nose around the house? 1001 00:48:10,533 --> 00:48:14,067 - What, have a poke around their dark and dusty corners? 1002 00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:15,433 Absolutely not. 1003 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,833 But we've had word of a hint of a rumor 1004 00:48:19,933 --> 00:48:22,167 about Daphne and Dick Elgood. 1005 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,133 Assignations, no less. 1006 00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:27,667 - Another bored housewife. 1007 00:48:29,067 --> 00:48:31,967 - What do YOU know about bored housewives? 1008 00:48:32,067 --> 00:48:36,267 - I 've seen documentaries about them on Channel 4. 1009 00:48:59,867 --> 00:49:02,533 - I thought I'd seen the last of you, young man. 1010 00:49:02,633 --> 00:49:04,633 - The problem with police work is 1011 00:49:03,567 --> 00:49:04,967 once a line of inquiry has been started, 1012 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,667 we're legally obliged to pursue it, 1013 00:49:07,767 --> 00:49:09,133 until we can prove beyond all reasonable doubt that 1014 00:49:09,233 --> 00:49:11,900 no crime's been committed. 1015 00:49:12,067 --> 00:49:16,267 - Even when it means setting your own wife to spy on people? 1016 00:49:16,367 --> 00:49:18,833 - You'll have to explain that, Mr Elgood. 1017 00:49:18,933 --> 00:49:21,600 - You're telling me it's a coincidence? 1018 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,867 I speak to you one day about Patrick Alderman 1019 00:49:23,967 --> 00:49:28,367 and the next day your missus gives Daphne Alderman a lift. 1020 00:49:28,467 --> 00:49:30,800 And it's all morning coffee and chocolate biscuits 1021 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,100 and girl talk. 1022 00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:35,200 - Don't go any further, Mr Elgood. 1023 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:36,400 I'll tell you what we know 1024 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,767 and can prove if necessary. 1025 00:49:38,867 --> 00:49:41,100 - What is there to prove? 1026 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,700 - That the day before you came to see me at 1027 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,367 the police station, you met Daphne Alderman in the car park. 1028 00:49:46,467 --> 00:49:48,967 She got into your car and you drove off together. 1029 00:49:49,067 --> 00:49:52,167 She returned five hours later. 1030 00:49:52,267 --> 00:49:54,267 - Your wife told you this? 1031 00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:57,267 - Police inquiries revealed it. 1032 00:49:57,367 --> 00:49:59,100 If you accuse my wife one more time, 1033 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,067 I might be tempted to forget our age difference 1034 00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,433 and the noble traditions of the CID 1035 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,700 and smack you on the nose! 1036 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,067 - All right I met Daphne Alderman. 1037 00:50:10,033 --> 00:50:12,333 I'm not denying it. 1038 00:50:12,433 --> 00:50:15,100 But my private life's my business, isn't it? 1039 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,367 Even in this town. 1040 00:50:17,467 --> 00:50:19,600 - You meet a woman, and the day after 1041 00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:21,200 you accuse her husband of trying to kill you. 1042 00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:24,000 - Pull the other one, son! 1043 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:26,833 Patrick Alderman as the jealous husband? 1044 00:50:26,933 --> 00:50:28,167 - Why not? 1045 00:50:28,267 --> 00:50:30,100 - Because all he cares about is his bloody roses. 1046 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,600 That's why not. 1047 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,967 He'd kill for them. 1048 00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:35,367 Not for Daphne. 1049 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,200 But I shouldn't have said those 1050 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:41,267 things about your wife. 1051 00:50:41,367 --> 00:50:43,367 I'm sorry. 1052 00:50:44,067 --> 00:50:45,500 Apology accepted. 1053 00:50:47,233 --> 00:50:50,267 - Right, well, then, perhaps 1054 00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:53,400 I can now get on with my day's work. 1055 00:50:55,267 --> 00:50:56,733 - I was hoping that you might be able 1056 00:50:56,833 --> 00:50:57,900 to enlighten me about the nature of 1057 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,500 your relationship with Mrs. Mandy Burton. 1058 00:51:02,467 --> 00:51:04,567 - Andy "sodding" Dalziel. 1059 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,533 He trained you well, didn't he? 1060 00:51:07,633 --> 00:51:09,200 - So he tells me. 1061 00:51:13,567 --> 00:51:15,567 Miss Dominic? 1062 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:15,900 Yes, Mr Elgood. 1063 00:51:16,067 --> 00:51:19,933 - Can I have two cups of coffee, please, love? 1064 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,967 - What's wrong with the coffee lounge? 1065 00:51:23,067 --> 00:51:24,300 - It's bugged. 1066 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,567 - Special Branch? 1067 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:27,667 - WI. 1068 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,067 - Even worse! 1069 00:51:28,133 --> 00:51:30,400 - And I want to talk to you 1070 00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:33,200 about Dick Elgood and me, 1071 00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:36,233 about Patrick and me, about you and me 1072 00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:38,067 about you and Peter. 1073 00:51:38,967 --> 00:51:40,567 - We might need a bigger park. 1074 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,667 - I'm not joking. 1075 00:51:41,533 --> 00:51:43,533 - Nor am I. 1076 00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:46,167 - Plum brandy. 1077 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:51,167 It leaves no odor on the breath. 1078 00:51:51,267 --> 00:51:52,433 You're sure did right. 1079 00:51:52,533 --> 00:51:55,667 I was having a thing with Mandy Burton. 1080 00:51:55,767 --> 00:51:57,300 Well, you've seen her. 1081 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,733 Do you blame me? 1082 00:52:00,233 --> 00:52:03,067 She's a lass with a very healthy appetite. 1083 00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:05,533 Too much for poor old Chris. 1084 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,067 - Why did he fall off the ladder? 1085 00:52:10,133 --> 00:52:12,067 - I'd a business lunch at the White Rose 1086 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:14,733 Me and Chris, Tim Eagles, 1087 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:18,167 Patrick Alderman, and a couple of chaps from the Council. 1088 00:52:18,267 --> 00:52:20,067 After the lunch, I went into the bar 1089 00:52:20,167 --> 00:52:23,367 for a top-up and there was Mandy. 1090 00:52:23,467 --> 00:52:26,600 She was very keen for me to see her new 1091 00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:29,600 bathroom suite, which we'd supplied. 1092 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:30,733 - Naturally. 1093 00:52:32,433 --> 00:52:36,300 - She drove me to the house and, well... 1094 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,700 we went to bed. 1095 00:52:39,233 --> 00:52:41,633 We were sort of recharging our batteries 1096 00:52:41,733 --> 00:52:44,700 when we thought we heard something. 1097 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,400 See what it is. 1098 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,500 Mandy got out of bed, 1099 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:57,133 went to the window, drew the curtains. 1100 00:52:57,233 --> 00:52:59,667 and there was Chris on the ladder. 1101 00:52:59,767 --> 00:53:02,100 He sees his wife stark naked 1102 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,933 and his boss ditto in the background. 1103 00:53:06,067 --> 00:53:08,067 He fell off the ladder. 1104 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:10,900 Bingo. 1105 00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:14,800 Then what happens? 1106 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:18,067 - Panic stations her and me both. 1107 00:53:18,167 --> 00:53:21,200 We got dressed and went downstairs. 1108 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:24,300 He was dead - no question. 1109 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,267 Now, don't get me wrong, Pascoe. 1110 00:53:26,367 --> 00:53:28,933 This may sound callous, 1111 00:53:29,067 --> 00:53:31,200 but he really wasn't a likable man. 1112 00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:33,100 We felt sorry, but... 1113 00:53:35,067 --> 00:53:36,900 - Shaken, not stirred. 1114 00:53:39,067 --> 00:53:40,300 - Nobody was about. 1115 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,533 I hid in the boot of the car 1116 00:53:41,633 --> 00:53:43,600 and Mandy drove me to town. 1117 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,800 Go on, go on. 1118 00:53:45,933 --> 00:53:47,567 What are you doing? Go on. 1119 00:53:51,067 --> 00:53:55,067 Then she went back home and discovered the body. 1120 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,900 - All as reported at the inquest. 1121 00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:00,267 - Exactly. 1122 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:02,333 No crime committed, 1123 00:54:02,433 --> 00:54:03,933 no crime intended. 1124 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:08,500 Just a bit of, well, diplomatic 1125 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,533 rearrangement of the facts. 1126 00:54:10,633 --> 00:54:11,733 - Mr. Elgood everything you did from 1127 00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,067 the moment you failed to call the police 1128 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:15,333 was a criminal act. 1129 00:54:15,433 --> 00:54:18,167 Mrs Burton purgered herself at the inquest. 1130 00:54:18,267 --> 00:54:21,700 - It's not proper purgery if it's an inquest. 1131 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,433 - An inquest is a court of law. 1132 00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:28,200 What about the market store? 1133 00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:30,300 Was it a trade-off? 1134 00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:30,333 Price of Mandy's silence? 1135 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,333 - No, it was something to keep her busy. 1136 00:54:33,433 --> 00:54:35,433 You know what it's like. 1137 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,300 Wheels within wheels. 1138 00:54:38,267 --> 00:54:40,267 Small town. 1139 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:43,600 Would you like to put all this 1140 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,833 in a written statement, Mr Elgood? 1141 00:54:45,933 --> 00:54:47,300 - Like hell. 1142 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,367 Now, listen, there are some very important negotiations 1143 00:54:50,467 --> 00:54:51,833 going on here next week. 1144 00:54:51,933 --> 00:54:54,067 That sort of caper does not go down 1145 00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:56,800 well with our European partners. 1146 00:54:58,067 --> 00:55:00,333 How about a bit of discretion? 1147 00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:03,367 - I'll discuss it with Mr Dalziel. 1148 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,733 - Andy Dalziel? Discretion? 1149 00:55:07,967 --> 00:55:09,333 - You know what it's like. 1150 00:55:09,433 --> 00:55:11,100 Wheels within wheels. 1151 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,200 Small town. 1152 00:55:15,233 --> 00:55:18,367 - He was attentive, amusing, gentle, interested, 1153 00:55:18,467 --> 00:55:20,233 old-fashioned courteous, 1154 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,133 and, yes, old as well. 1155 00:55:22,233 --> 00:55:24,867 And please Ellie don't preach at me about father figures. 1156 00:55:24,967 --> 00:55:27,800 - I wouldn't dream of it. 1157 00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:31,533 - I probably drank too much and he must be very clever. 1158 00:55:31,633 --> 00:55:33,400 And probably experienced because I didn't realize 1159 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,733 I was being seduced realize until... 1160 00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:37,067 - Until you were seduced. 1161 00:55:37,133 --> 00:55:38,900 - Oh, Sir Jasper. 1162 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:43,400 - But if Dick Elgood is amusing, 1163 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,767 gentle, and all those other things, 1164 00:55:45,867 --> 00:55:48,400 does that mean Patrick isn't? 1165 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,333 - It's difficult to describe anything with Patrick. 1166 00:55:51,433 --> 00:55:53,433 - Don't feel obliged. 1167 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:55,133 - No, I need to make sense of it. 1168 00:55:56,733 --> 00:55:58,467 Imagine you're on holiday, 1169 00:55:58,567 --> 00:56:00,133 in Greece or Italy, 1170 00:56:00,233 --> 00:56:02,500 you've had a couple of glasses of wine 1171 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,333 and sun shining and all right with the world, 1172 00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:08,933 Patrick's like that all the time. 1173 00:56:09,067 --> 00:56:10,767 - It doesn't sound that much of a problem. 1174 00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,333 - But he stays like that even when there 1175 00:56:12,433 --> 00:56:13,700 are problems. 1176 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:14,967 One of the kids are ill, 1177 00:56:15,067 --> 00:56:17,067 the roof is leaking, 1178 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:17,400 the bills are mounting up... 1179 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,900 - You've got bills? 1180 00:56:19,067 --> 00:56:20,367 - I don't know what he spends it on. 1181 00:56:20,467 --> 00:56:22,367 - Your son's education at that 1182 00:56:22,467 --> 00:56:25,400 very expensive and socially divisive boarding school. 1183 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:27,500 - Oh, shut up. 1184 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,967 - Only trying to be helpful. 1185 00:56:29,067 --> 00:56:31,200 - The house is ridiculously big of course, 1186 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,200 costs a fortune to run, 1187 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:35,067 even when it's falling to bits. 1188 00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:36,400 That's why he and Dick Elgood 1189 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:39,233 are having this boardroom battle. 1190 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:43,100 - I don't have much experience of boardroom battles. 1191 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,700 - The firm's now part of this huge European conglomerate 1192 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,700 which means they reorganize themselves every so often. 1193 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,300 They're creating this new post 1194 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,300 Chief Executive, Western Europe. 1195 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,900 - Golly Gosh! Bigger even than Yorkshire! 1196 00:57:01,067 --> 00:57:03,067 Does it pay well? 1197 00:57:02,067 --> 00:57:04,067 - Mega and Dick and Patrick 1198 00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:06,833 are both chasing the job. 1199 00:57:06,933 --> 00:57:09,500 - Exactly which bits of all this 1200 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,567 am I allowed to discuss with Peter? 1201 00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:18,333 This has been a grand evening. 1202 00:57:18,433 --> 00:57:19,733 Thank you, Penny. 1203 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:21,933 - That's very gracious. 1204 00:57:22,067 --> 00:57:23,833 You've almost allayed my suspicions. 1205 00:57:23,933 --> 00:57:27,133 - What's there to be suspicious about? 1206 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:30,967 - You just happened to be passing my place the other day, 1207 00:57:31,067 --> 00:57:35,267 as I came home and I wondered, "Is this just a coincidence?" 1208 00:57:35,367 --> 00:57:37,433 - Fate, you mean. 1209 00:57:37,533 --> 00:57:39,067 Written in the stars. 1210 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:40,800 - Not fate ambush! 1211 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,067 Written in the CID handbook. 1212 00:57:44,133 --> 00:57:47,300 - I'd do that if I was investigating. 1213 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,800 What's there to investigate about you? 1214 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:52,067 - Pure as the driven snow. 1215 00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:56,700 - So how's that lad of yours? 1216 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,567 What's he up to now? 1217 00:57:58,667 --> 00:58:01,067 - He's on the board at ICE. 1218 00:58:01,133 --> 00:58:02,600 - The bog people? 1219 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,233 - I know them. 1220 00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:07,200 Dick Elgood's an old mate from the rugby club. 1221 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:11,500 So young Patrick's a credit to his mother, is he? 1222 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,067 That doesn't surprise me. 1223 00:58:13,133 --> 00:58:14,633 - Stop groveling. 1224 00:58:14,733 --> 00:58:17,267 - I'm not! Can't have been easy for you, 1225 00:58:17,367 --> 00:58:19,633 bringing him up on your own. 1226 00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:22,333 Didn't have single parent families in them days did they? 1227 00:58:22,433 --> 00:58:25,067 It was all tarts and bastards wasn't it? 1228 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:28,200 - You really know how to talk to a girl, Andy. 1229 00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:30,167 - No, I don't. 1230 00:58:30,267 --> 00:58:32,367 I'm well out of practice. 1231 00:58:33,267 --> 00:58:35,700 Why didn't you marry the father? 1232 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,367 - None of your damned business. 1233 00:58:37,467 --> 00:58:38,967 - Quite correct. 1234 00:58:39,067 --> 00:58:41,067 None of my business. 1235 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,767 But whoever he is, or was, as the case maybe, 1236 00:58:44,867 --> 00:58:46,767 I've got him marked down as a blaggard for dropping you 1237 00:58:46,867 --> 00:58:48,633 in it in the first place, 1238 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:50,733 and a fool for not marrying you 1239 00:58:49,767 --> 00:58:51,267 when he'd the chance. 1240 00:58:51,367 --> 00:58:53,967 - I didn't give him the chance. 1241 00:58:55,233 --> 00:58:58,267 - Oh I'm sure you had good reasons. 1242 00:59:02,233 --> 00:59:05,733 - So what else would you like to know 1243 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:08,367 about my private life? 1244 00:59:08,467 --> 00:59:11,467 - Well, since we're on the subject... 1245 00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:13,633 - I thought I was joking. 1246 00:59:13,733 --> 00:59:16,400 - Hear me out, then you decide. 1247 00:59:17,633 --> 00:59:21,800 When your Auntie Flo dropped dead in the rose bushes, 1248 00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:24,333 and you and Patrick got the lot 1249 00:59:24,433 --> 00:59:27,067 house, money, garden and so on 1250 00:59:28,433 --> 00:59:31,467 I heard something in the rugby club. 1251 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:34,800 - What did you hear in the rugby club? 1252 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:36,933 - I heard, and it was no more than 1253 00:59:37,067 --> 00:59:40,233 saloon bar chat, you understand, 1254 00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:41,500 with the solicitor is a piss artist 1255 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:42,800 at the best of the times 1256 00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:47,133 I did hear that Auntie Flo didn't want you to inherit. 1257 00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:49,433 Some talk of leaving it all 1258 00:59:49,533 --> 00:59:51,833 to a bunch of missionaries. 1259 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:57,667 And when she died, there was no sign of a will. 1260 01:00:01,733 --> 01:00:04,267 - You fat, hypocritical, overweight, 1261 01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:05,700 devious bastard! 1262 01:00:13,867 --> 01:00:18,100 - Looks like we'll not be bothering with coffee, sunbeam. 1263 01:00:20,933 --> 01:00:22,300 You forgot this! 1264 01:00:23,533 --> 01:00:26,133 You might need it to wallop someone. 1265 01:00:26,233 --> 01:00:27,467 There's no need to check. 1266 01:00:27,567 --> 01:00:29,567 I've paid. 1267 01:00:31,767 --> 01:00:33,467 - What are you doing? 1268 01:00:33,567 --> 01:00:34,633 - I'm walking you home. 1269 01:00:34,733 --> 01:00:36,233 - There's no need. 1270 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:40,333 - If I take a woman out, two things happen. 1271 01:00:40,433 --> 01:00:44,100 I pick up the tab and I see her to her front door. 1272 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,833 It's called good manners where I come from. 1273 01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:07,100 - This is my front door. 1274 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,067 - No, it isn't. 1275 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,633 This is everybody's front door. 1276 01:01:11,733 --> 01:01:14,967 Besides, did you leave the lights on? 1277 01:01:17,233 --> 01:01:19,200 - I can't remember. 1278 01:01:25,067 --> 01:01:26,200 - I had better check inside. 1279 01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:28,300 - Why? 1280 01:01:27,133 --> 01:01:29,500 - Well, this is London. 1281 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,433 They're all thieves and villains down here. 1282 01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:33,067 - You're talking crap, Andy. 1283 01:01:33,100 --> 01:01:34,133 - All right. 1284 01:01:35,367 --> 01:01:37,067 I'm a bit lonely 1285 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:39,433 and a long way from home. 1286 01:01:39,533 --> 01:01:41,067 And have you got any single malt? 1287 01:01:41,133 --> 01:01:42,400 I'd like to get rid of the taste 1288 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,733 of that red wine. 1289 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:45,833 - Me too. 1290 01:01:54,533 --> 01:01:56,767 Add that to your list. 1291 01:01:56,867 --> 01:01:58,067 Next time you take a girl out, 1292 01:01:58,167 --> 01:01:59,400 order a decent bottle of wine 1293 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:02,967 instead of that disgusting house red. 1294 01:02:03,067 --> 01:02:05,067 - You should've said. 1295 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:05,600 - I'm saying now! 1296 01:02:16,067 --> 01:02:18,733 - Bloody hell! Are you all right? 1297 01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:20,833 - No. 1298 01:02:33,633 --> 01:02:35,100 Should we call the police? 1299 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,067 - I am the police. 1300 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:39,100 - You're hurt. 1301 01:02:37,933 --> 01:02:39,467 Is it broken? 1302 01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:40,833 - I've had my nose broken more times 1303 01:02:40,933 --> 01:02:43,567 than you've sent the wine back. 1304 01:02:44,767 --> 01:02:46,133 I'll call it in. 1305 01:02:47,967 --> 01:02:50,800 Give them a description of the feller and his car. 1306 01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:52,900 It's only for the look of it. 1307 01:02:53,067 --> 01:02:55,300 It is the Met isn't? 1308 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,567 They couldn't a catch a cold in a wet November. 1309 01:02:58,667 --> 01:03:02,433 You have a look around see if owt's missing. 1310 01:03:02,533 --> 01:03:05,333 Oh, don't forget the single malt. 1311 01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:41,233 I helped myself. 1312 01:03:44,067 --> 01:03:46,667 So, uh what was he looking for? 1313 01:03:49,467 --> 01:03:51,467 - I dunno. 1314 01:03:51,867 --> 01:03:53,433 There's nothing missing. 1315 01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:56,600 Not that there's anything much worth stealing. 1316 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,967 - But, he'd been searching. 1317 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,733 - Yes. Everything's been moved, 1318 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:05,533 but it's all very neat and tidy. 1319 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:08,933 - A professional. 1320 01:04:09,067 --> 01:04:11,333 - Excuse me you're making yourself at home! 1321 01:04:11,433 --> 01:04:12,800 - I'm not leaving you here on your own 1322 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:14,767 after what's happened. 1323 01:04:19,533 --> 01:04:22,800 I hate unfinished business, don't you? 1324 01:04:25,067 --> 01:04:27,067 - 'Appen so. 1325 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:31,633 - Only this time, I can take my socks off. 1326 01:04:42,867 --> 01:04:45,833 - Darling, what are you doing in London? 1327 01:04:45,933 --> 01:04:47,233 No. Not at all. 1328 01:04:50,667 --> 01:04:52,633 It would be great to see you. 1329 01:04:52,733 --> 01:04:54,733 Bye! 1330 01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:05,100 - Who was that? The Met? 1331 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,133 They've apprehended a suspect. 1332 01:05:08,233 --> 01:05:09,900 - No, that was Patrick. 1333 01:05:10,067 --> 01:05:12,067 - Patrick? 1334 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,100 - He's in London. 1335 01:05:15,067 --> 01:05:17,067 So I said he could stay. 1336 01:05:18,967 --> 01:05:21,633 So the best thing that you can do 1337 01:05:21,733 --> 01:05:24,767 is to take up thy trousers and walk. 1338 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,600 - Patrick. 1339 01:05:44,967 --> 01:05:47,133 That's nice. You're early. 1340 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,800 - Where's Diana? 1341 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:53,067 - Gone to play at Mary's. 1342 01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:56,633 - These are for you. 1343 01:06:06,867 --> 01:06:09,900 - You have been buying flowers from a shop? 1344 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,267 - Don't be silly. 1345 01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:12,633 Read the label. 1346 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:18,367 - Type hybrid T; Variety - Daphne Alderman. 1347 01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:29,967 You bred a rose and named it after me? 1348 01:06:30,067 --> 01:06:31,867 - I said I was going to. 1349 01:06:31,967 --> 01:06:33,100 - I remember. 1350 01:06:34,267 --> 01:06:35,367 You said it on our wedding day, 1351 01:06:35,467 --> 01:06:38,500 but I thought it was just romantic talk. 1352 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,300 - I always mean what I say. 1353 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,700 It's taken longer than I thought. 1354 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,667 It had to be perfect. 1355 01:06:45,767 --> 01:06:47,133 That's why I was in London. 1356 01:06:47,233 --> 01:06:48,533 It has to be officially approved 1357 01:06:48,633 --> 01:06:50,800 and recognized by the Royal Society. 1358 01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:51,933 - I wish... 1359 01:06:52,067 --> 01:06:54,067 - You'll be in every garden centr in the country. 1360 01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:55,933 And I saw a publisher in London 1361 01:06:56,067 --> 01:06:57,567 and showed him the notes I've kept all these years. 1362 01:06:57,667 --> 01:06:59,667 They want me to write a book 1363 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:00,367 about the history of the rose. 1364 01:07:00,467 --> 01:07:01,600 Imagine that. 1365 01:07:02,367 --> 01:07:04,367 A hundred times better 1366 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,233 than being managing director of 1367 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:07,367 the UK branch of an EC conglomerate. 1368 01:07:09,533 --> 01:07:10,967 What do you wish? 1369 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,833 - I wish you'd shared more of this with me. 1370 01:07:15,933 --> 01:07:17,933 - I would have done, 1371 01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:19,233 but it might not have worked. 1372 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:25,433 - I wouldn't want to share failure with you. 1373 01:07:26,533 --> 01:07:28,333 I can't bear failure. 1374 01:07:31,533 --> 01:07:33,667 - Thank you for my rose. 1375 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,600 - What do you reckon? 1376 01:08:07,533 --> 01:08:10,067 - A security nightmare. 1377 01:08:17,633 --> 01:08:18,733 - Are we expecting anyone? 1378 01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,300 - Yes the police. 1379 01:08:26,167 --> 01:08:28,467 - Mr Pascoe! Mr Wield! 1380 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,433 Nice to see you again. 1381 01:08:32,633 --> 01:08:34,067 - We need to know when you're going to be away. 1382 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:36,200 We need a list of people who know you're going away. 1383 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,667 We need to check the lot of the house, the alarm system 1384 01:08:38,767 --> 01:08:40,633 and the whereabouts of the main items of value. 1385 01:08:40,733 --> 01:08:42,400 - The real items of value are in the garden. 1386 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,067 The only items really 1387 01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:46,067 but why don't we divide and rule. 1388 01:08:46,167 --> 01:08:48,167 - Sorry? 1389 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,467 - Daphne can give you the conducted tour. 1390 01:08:48,567 --> 01:08:50,067 While I give Mr Wield the information you need 1391 01:08:50,133 --> 01:08:51,867 about our forward travel arrangements. 1392 01:08:51,967 --> 01:08:53,967 - Good. 1393 01:08:53,933 --> 01:08:58,100 - And I might have solved your window box problem. 1394 01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:01,933 - This is what the estate agents 1395 01:09:02,067 --> 01:09:04,567 would call the master bedroom. 1396 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,533 - I envy you this view. 1397 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,600 - You have a very pretty garden where you live. 1398 01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:17,133 - Have you been to our house? 1399 01:09:17,233 --> 01:09:18,600 - Didn't you know? 1400 01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:20,600 I went round to have a row with Ellie. 1401 01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,200 - And you can still walk? 1402 01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:24,100 - I wasn't very good at it. 1403 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,067 I suppose basically I like her too much. 1404 01:09:26,133 --> 01:09:28,133 - Me too. 1405 01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:29,967 It can be a problem. 1406 01:09:30,067 --> 01:09:32,667 - Well, don't you want to know what it was about? 1407 01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:34,767 - What? 1408 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,100 - The row that never happened. 1409 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,300 - Only if it's likely to assist the 1410 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:40,433 police with their current inquiries. 1411 01:09:40,533 --> 01:09:42,733 - Which current inquiries? 1412 01:09:45,067 --> 01:09:46,667 - Make me an offer. 1413 01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:49,333 - Patrick no longer has any reason 1414 01:09:49,433 --> 01:09:50,900 to be jealous of Dick Elgood, 1415 01:09:51,067 --> 01:09:53,433 and Dick Elgood no longer has any 1416 01:09:53,533 --> 01:09:56,500 reason to be frightened of Patrick. 1417 01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:00,100 - Good. 1418 01:10:05,967 --> 01:10:07,067 - No more boardroom battles. 1419 01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:09,333 He's invented an award-winning rose. 1420 01:10:09,433 --> 01:10:10,933 Game over. 1421 01:10:11,033 --> 01:10:12,133 - He told me. 1422 01:10:13,233 --> 01:10:17,033 and he's given me half his bloody greenhouse. 1423 01:10:30,933 --> 01:10:34,400 - Oh, you can be proud of yourself, lad. 1424 01:10:36,133 --> 01:10:37,700 Mr Pascoe, Mr Wield, 1425 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,800 running around at your behest 1426 01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:41,133 on a Saturday morning. 1427 01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:43,233 Well done. 1428 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,667 Now, sling your hook. 1429 01:10:45,767 --> 01:10:47,767 - Sir. 1430 01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:54,167 - You're still here. 1431 01:10:54,267 --> 01:10:57,200 - I'd like to ask a favor, sir. 1432 01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:00,267 Sir, if there's going to be a stakeout at Rosemont 1433 01:11:00,367 --> 01:11:01,833 on account of my information, 1434 01:11:01,933 --> 01:11:04,367 I wonder if I could maybe... 1435 01:11:05,567 --> 01:11:07,233 - Fancy a bit of action dear? 1436 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,733 - I just thought the experience... 1437 01:11:08,833 --> 01:11:10,667 - I'll tell you about the experience. 1438 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:14,333 Either you'll sit on your arse all night 1439 01:11:14,433 --> 01:11:17,100 and end up freezing cold wi' nowt to show for it, 1440 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,533 or the villains will come, there'll be a bit of aggro 1441 01:11:20,633 --> 01:11:22,633 and a bit of blood 1442 01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:24,100 yours more than likely and at the end of it all, 1443 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,100 you'll come face to face with your old school mate. 1444 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,733 What's his name? 1445 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:29,867 Jonty Marsh. 1446 01:11:30,767 --> 01:11:33,067 You'll end up as Judas Iscariot 1447 01:11:33,133 --> 01:11:35,567 on top of all your other problems. 1448 01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,433 Still fancy it? 1449 01:11:37,533 --> 01:11:39,533 - Yes, sir. 1450 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,300 - All right try this. 1451 01:11:42,133 --> 01:11:43,800 Worst case scenario. 1452 01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:46,833 You end up like these two. 1453 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:50,333 - Welcome back. 1454 01:11:50,433 --> 01:11:51,500 Did you have an accident? 1455 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,633 - Don't ask. 1456 01:11:55,067 --> 01:11:56,267 You, disappear. 1457 01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,800 - Sir. 1458 01:12:00,367 --> 01:12:02,133 - All right gentleman, 1459 01:12:02,233 --> 01:12:04,767 in the matter of Mr Patrick Alderman, 1460 01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:07,067 are we arresting him or protecting him? 1461 01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:08,600 - Protecting him. 1462 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,833 - I thought you'd have it all sorted. 1463 01:12:10,933 --> 01:12:12,200 - We have. 1464 01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:14,867 There's no way we can make a sensible case against Alderman. 1465 01:12:14,967 --> 01:12:17,267 Yeah, there's the question mark about the old lady's money 1466 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:19,700 and we might get just be able to cobble together 1467 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,467 a perjury charge against Dick Elgood and Mandy Burton. 1468 01:12:22,567 --> 01:12:24,533 - Embezzlers and perjurers? 1469 01:12:24,633 --> 01:12:26,200 Mickey Mouse stuff! 1470 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:29,267 I want dead bodies! Evidence. 1471 01:12:29,367 --> 01:12:30,500 - We've got neither. 1472 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:34,633 - CID office. 1473 01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:38,633 Yes. A Mr Masson to see you. 1474 01:12:38,733 --> 01:12:41,600 - See? One of us is still trying. 1475 01:12:42,867 --> 01:12:44,767 I'm on me way. 1476 01:12:44,867 --> 01:12:46,367 - He's on his way. 1477 01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,433 - Masson? Solicitor, isn't he? 1478 01:12:50,533 --> 01:12:52,533 - Yeah. 1479 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,367 - Bent? 1480 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,467 - Soon will be. 1481 01:12:57,133 --> 01:12:58,567 - Mr Masson! 1482 01:12:58,667 --> 01:12:59,833 - Mr Dalziel. 1483 01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:01,933 - Thank you for coming. 1484 01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:03,233 It's gonna only take a moment. 1485 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:05,200 Come through to my office. 1486 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:06,633 On your way to golf? 1487 01:13:06,733 --> 01:13:09,067 - Well observed superintendent. 1488 01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:11,100 - It's bound to rain. 1489 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:11,967 I've done you a favor. 1490 01:13:13,133 --> 01:13:17,067 Regard this as an off-the-record continuation 1491 01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:21,433 of a drunken conversation we had 1492 01:13:22,567 --> 01:13:25,900 in the rugby club many years ago. 1493 01:13:26,067 --> 01:13:27,267 - Drunken's the only sort of conversation 1494 01:13:27,367 --> 01:13:30,133 I ever had with you in the rugby club. 1495 01:13:30,233 --> 01:13:34,433 - Yes but we only ever had one about Eddie and Flo Alderman. 1496 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,333 - What about them? 1497 01:13:39,433 --> 01:13:41,067 - Eddie died intestate. 1498 01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:42,567 Flo got the lot. 1499 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,633 Flo died intestate. 1500 01:13:44,733 --> 01:13:46,800 Penny Highsmith got the lot, and split it 1501 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:49,367 down the middle with Patrick. 1502 01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:51,467 - Yes. 1503 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,900 - Well, you told me, as far as I can 1504 01:13:55,067 --> 01:13:57,433 recall through the drunken haze, 1505 01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:59,600 that Flo didn't want anything 1506 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:02,233 to go to Penny or to Patrick. 1507 01:14:03,433 --> 01:14:05,533 - There was talk. 1508 01:14:05,633 --> 01:14:08,833 But if she made a new will, I never saw it. 1509 01:14:08,933 --> 01:14:11,633 And such a will was never found. 1510 01:14:11,733 --> 01:14:15,200 - Who was Patrick Alderman's father? 1511 01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:16,400 - No comment. 1512 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:20,067 - Was it Uncle Eddie? 1513 01:14:20,133 --> 01:14:21,833 - I said no comment. 1514 01:14:27,733 --> 01:14:30,133 - Thank you, Mr Masson. 1515 01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:31,600 Enjoy your golf. 1516 01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,800 - How did it go? 1517 01:14:44,900 --> 01:14:46,900 That's what we've got about 1518 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,900 his money situation. 1519 01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:49,833 The interesting bit is the mother. 1520 01:14:49,933 --> 01:14:51,400 She went out for a meal with some fat geezer 1521 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,067 I couldn't identify. 1522 01:14:53,167 --> 01:14:55,567 While she was out, I looked round the flat. 1523 01:14:55,667 --> 01:14:57,667 Found the birth certificate, 1524 01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,567 confirmed she was the mother. 1525 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:00,833 I found this. 1526 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,933 Are you interested in the last will and testament 1527 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:06,300 of Florence Alderman? 1528 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,667 - Very much so. 1529 01:15:09,067 --> 01:15:10,367 Would she miss it? 1530 01:15:10,467 --> 01:15:11,700 Looked like she put it somewhere safe 1531 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,800 and forgotten it. 1532 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:14,400 - Any problems? 1533 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:16,333 They came home a bit too swift, 1534 01:15:16,433 --> 01:15:19,467 so I had to slap the geezer a couple of times. 1535 01:15:19,567 --> 01:15:20,733 But no sweat. 1536 01:15:20,833 --> 01:15:22,833 I didn't feel a thing. 1537 01:15:22,933 --> 01:15:24,867 There's a note of my charges. 1538 01:15:24,967 --> 01:15:26,933 As we agreed cash only. 1539 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,933 - If you'd like to sign the receipt. 1540 01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:41,733 It won't go through the books. 1541 01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:44,233 This is Yorkshire, remember. 1542 01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:51,767 - A pleasure doing business with you, Mr Elgood. 1543 01:16:04,667 --> 01:16:06,233 - Daphne, it's me. 1544 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,667 Is Patrick there? 1545 01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:20,400 - Hello? 1546 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:21,700 Hi, Daphne. 1547 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,667 Yeah, well, I'm just... 1548 01:16:23,767 --> 01:16:25,767 Tomorrow? 1549 01:16:26,333 --> 01:16:27,533 A what? 1550 01:16:27,633 --> 01:16:29,633 - A what? 1551 01:16:28,433 --> 01:16:30,433 - Barbecue. 1552 01:16:29,467 --> 01:16:30,700 - At Dick Elgood's place? 1553 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,467 - Some sort of celebration. 1554 01:16:32,567 --> 01:16:33,833 You're invited as well. 1555 01:16:33,933 --> 01:16:35,200 There's a swimming pool. 1556 01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:37,200 - I hate swimming. 1557 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:40,900 That stuff they put in the water it ruins me hair. 1558 01:16:41,067 --> 01:16:43,200 - What shampoo do you use? 1559 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,667 - Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. 1560 01:16:46,767 --> 01:16:48,767 Thank you very much. 1561 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,133 You're probably wondering why 1562 01:16:49,233 --> 01:16:52,667 I've rounded up all the usual suspects. 1563 01:16:52,767 --> 01:16:55,067 This is a celebration. 1564 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,500 Yesterday, at a meeting in Brussels 1565 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,500 I was officially confirmed as being 1566 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:04,300 the new chief executive of ICE in Western Europe. 1567 01:17:05,733 --> 01:17:09,467 At thank you, at an appropriate remuneration. 1568 01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,067 Which means drink as much as you like. 1569 01:17:12,133 --> 01:17:13,433 I can afford it now. 1570 01:17:13,533 --> 01:17:15,300 At the same board meeting, 1571 01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:18,267 my good and loyal friend Patrick here 1572 01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:20,800 is confirmed as my number two 1573 01:17:20,900 --> 01:17:25,067 at a somewhat less commensurate remuneration. 1574 01:17:25,133 --> 01:17:27,133 That means not as much, Andy. 1575 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:30,333 Having said that, let's put it 1576 01:17:29,433 --> 01:17:31,600 on the record that any little local 1577 01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:33,800 difficulties or misunderstandings 1578 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,967 that might have existed between me and Patrick 1579 01:17:36,067 --> 01:17:38,800 are strictly in the past. 1580 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:40,900 Right, partner? 1581 01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:41,600 - Yes, I'm very happy to drink to that. 1582 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:42,833 - Terrific. 1583 01:17:42,933 --> 01:17:44,300 So eat, drink and be merry. 1584 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:45,600 Tomorrow, you have a head like a bucket 1585 01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:47,833 and throat like a gravel pit. 1586 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:50,267 - I want to take a picture. 1587 01:17:50,367 --> 01:17:52,800 - Certainly, love here we go. 1588 01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:55,667 Lovely. 1589 01:17:55,567 --> 01:17:57,500 - What do you reckon to that, then? 1590 01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:00,467 - A public relations exercise. 1591 01:18:00,567 --> 01:18:02,633 - Dick's happy cos he's won his boardroom battle. 1592 01:18:02,733 --> 01:18:05,267 Why's Patrick so happy? 1593 01:18:05,367 --> 01:18:07,833 Nobody likes coming second. 1594 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,500 - He's invented a rose. 1595 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,600 - Men don't invent roses. 1596 01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:13,733 God invents roses. 1597 01:18:13,833 --> 01:18:15,067 - And single malt. 1598 01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:18,600 - No. My Scottish ancestors invented this. 1599 01:18:21,667 --> 01:18:24,467 - So what do you think of our host? 1600 01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:27,700 - He reminds me a bit of a carpet salesman. 1601 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,467 A very good carpet salesman, but... 1602 01:18:29,567 --> 01:18:31,567 - Lucky we're friends. 1603 01:18:30,467 --> 01:18:31,500 - Sorry. 1604 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,333 How is everything with Patrick? 1605 01:18:36,433 --> 01:18:37,833 - Everything's fine. 1606 01:18:37,933 --> 01:18:39,700 I do mean everything. 1607 01:18:57,967 --> 01:18:59,467 - Well, you're the expert. 1608 01:18:59,567 --> 01:19:02,100 How do I make my garden grow? 1609 01:19:02,933 --> 01:19:05,333 - Well, it's difficult soil in this area. 1610 01:19:05,433 --> 01:19:08,067 And you've got wasps and a lot of other insects 1611 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:10,100 that need control. 1612 01:19:08,933 --> 01:19:11,267 - Yeah, yeah. Fine. 1613 01:19:11,367 --> 01:19:13,900 Well, I've bought some stuff. 1614 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:31,500 - You really shouldn't leave this lying around 1615 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,100 not with children playing nearby. 1616 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,600 It's lethal! 1617 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,100 Haven't you got a shed? 1618 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,200 - No. 1619 01:19:38,467 --> 01:19:40,800 I've got a loft in here. 1620 01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:43,133 Would that make you happy? 1621 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,533 Here. 1622 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,000 Come on! 1623 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,800 Are you happy now? 1624 01:20:32,900 --> 01:20:35,033 - I'm always happy. 1625 01:20:43,867 --> 01:20:46,433 I was hoping you might have something for me. 1626 01:20:46,533 --> 01:20:49,267 - Oh! Thank you for reminding me. 1627 01:20:50,233 --> 01:20:52,533 You'll find that it's a photocopy. 1628 01:20:52,633 --> 01:20:54,767 The original's in my safe in the office. 1629 01:20:54,867 --> 01:20:56,267 Listen carefully. 1630 01:20:56,367 --> 01:20:58,300 You might hear it ticking. 1631 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,400 - I don't know who you paid to steal this, 1632 01:20:59,467 --> 01:21:02,467 but you realize my mother could have been injured. 1633 01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:07,100 - I think your mother's well able to take care of herself. 1634 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:10,167 - Where's the chief executive of Euro Closets? 1635 01:21:10,267 --> 01:21:12,267 I need a refill. 1636 01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:12,600 - Sorry, Andy. 1637 01:21:13,567 --> 01:21:15,067 All right, then? 1638 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:17,900 - I'm missing my wife. 1639 01:21:18,067 --> 01:21:20,067 Excuse me. 1640 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:23,767 - Funny lad, that one. 1641 01:21:23,867 --> 01:21:25,500 - Mm, but harmless. 1642 01:21:26,867 --> 01:21:28,833 - Nice spot you've got here. 1643 01:21:28,933 --> 01:21:30,167 - Yeah it is grand. 1644 01:21:30,267 --> 01:21:33,833 I swim every morning first thing, then I'm fit for anything. 1645 01:21:33,933 --> 01:21:36,367 - It'd make a good love nest. 1646 01:21:36,467 --> 01:21:38,400 - You've got the phone number. 1647 01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:40,900 - That would cause a bit of talk, wouldn't eh? 1648 01:21:41,067 --> 01:21:43,067 You like this country air, do you? 1649 01:21:43,133 --> 01:21:44,433 - I sleep like a baby. 1650 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:45,867 - Me an' all. 1651 01:21:45,967 --> 01:21:47,700 Got a clear conscience. 1652 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,333 Most of my enemies are locked up. 1653 01:21:50,433 --> 01:21:53,633 What's to trouble my sleep, Dick? 1654 01:21:53,733 --> 01:21:55,733 - You might as well have these now. 1655 01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:56,333 They're all clearly identified. 1656 01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:57,600 - Thank you. 1657 01:21:57,700 --> 01:21:59,333 So you're leaving first thing in the morning? 1658 01:21:59,433 --> 01:22:01,067 - We're bringing our son home from school. 1659 01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:03,167 But we're dawdling. 1660 01:22:02,267 --> 01:22:04,500 We'll be away a few nights. 1661 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,400 - We'll be very careful, sir especially in the garden. 1662 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,667 - Look isn't it a bit silly all this "sir" business 1663 01:22:09,767 --> 01:22:12,433 especially with our ladies so friendly? 1664 01:22:12,533 --> 01:22:13,733 And our lords. 1665 01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:16,333 All right, Peter? 1666 01:22:16,433 --> 01:22:19,067 - All right by me, Patrick. 1667 01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,133 - So what happened to the nose, then? 1668 01:22:21,233 --> 01:22:22,767 - It was a virus. 1669 01:22:22,867 --> 01:22:26,067 But I'll have him one day. Cheers. 1670 01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:28,100 - Cheers. 1671 01:23:09,167 --> 01:23:10,800 - What time is it? 1672 01:23:11,933 --> 01:23:13,933 - Half six. 1673 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:16,500 Are you bored? 1674 01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:17,333 - No. No. 1675 01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:17,733 It's brilliant. 1676 01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:21,067 - I'll ask you again in 20 years time. 1677 01:23:27,867 --> 01:23:30,067 - Tea's on in the kitchen. 1678 01:23:31,067 --> 01:23:33,067 - The alarm? 1679 01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:33,667 - Switched off. 1680 01:23:33,767 --> 01:23:35,933 We can sup tea undetected. 1681 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:01,733 Our first intruder. 1682 01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:04,200 - I just walked in. 1683 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:06,133 Your security's shot at. 1684 01:24:06,233 --> 01:24:08,100 Some lunatic turned the alarm off. 1685 01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:10,200 - Yeah we felt that they... 1686 01:24:09,233 --> 01:24:11,067 - Don't worry, they'll be here at 7 o'clock. 1687 01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:12,267 - 7 o'clock? 1688 01:24:12,367 --> 01:24:14,633 - I'll put my pension on it. 1689 01:24:14,733 --> 01:24:18,067 It's a self-portrait a feller's desk. 1690 01:24:18,167 --> 01:24:20,200 Like that Dutchman with the bad ear. 1691 01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:21,633 - Van Gogh. 1692 01:24:21,733 --> 01:24:25,067 - Wasn't he the one with the short legs? 1693 01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:27,067 - What have you learned? 1694 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:29,233 - He loves his wife and his family, 1695 01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:32,367 also his mother and the late Uncle Eddie. 1696 01:24:32,467 --> 01:24:34,967 And he's got a lot of unpaid bills. 1697 01:24:35,067 --> 01:24:37,200 And he likes roses. 1698 01:24:37,300 --> 01:24:40,267 - Ellie thinks he's an obsessive neurotic. 1699 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:41,500 - You'll have to explain that. 1700 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:43,533 I'm not as clever as you are. 1701 01:24:43,633 --> 01:24:45,767 - Someone who'll stop at nothing in pursuit of his ambition, 1702 01:24:45,867 --> 01:24:48,100 like an Olympic gymnast or Bugs Bunny 1703 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:51,200 trebles the effort when he's forgotten the point. 1704 01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:55,067 - Patrick Alderman and Dick Elgood two of a kind. 1705 01:24:55,100 --> 01:24:56,533 Bad losers, both. 1706 01:25:12,233 --> 01:25:13,733 Your friend Patrick'll not be pleased 1707 01:25:13,833 --> 01:25:15,133 when he gets back. 1708 01:25:15,233 --> 01:25:17,233 Why? 1709 01:25:16,067 --> 01:25:18,067 - Blowing a gale last night. 1710 01:25:18,133 --> 01:25:19,533 Look at the mess. 1711 01:25:19,633 --> 01:25:20,867 Milord. 1712 01:25:20,967 --> 01:25:22,967 - Sorry? 1713 01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:25,267 - The name of the rose. 1714 01:25:25,367 --> 01:25:27,767 - Milord that's appropriate. 1715 01:25:27,867 --> 01:25:29,300 - Who for? Me? 1716 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,400 - Patrick. 1717 01:25:32,133 --> 01:25:33,967 - I prefer his mother. 1718 01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:36,867 Mind your own business. 1719 01:25:36,967 --> 01:25:39,267 I'm a consenting adult. 1720 01:25:39,367 --> 01:25:42,267 Come on let's catch some thieves. 1721 01:25:42,367 --> 01:25:43,967 - You still suspect Patrick of something? 1722 01:25:44,067 --> 01:25:47,100 - Bodies Peter that's what we are short of. 1723 01:26:08,433 --> 01:26:10,067 - It's only the gardeners. 1724 01:26:10,100 --> 01:26:12,967 - Caldicotts been in the family for generations. 1725 01:26:13,067 --> 01:26:15,067 - And Jonty Marsh has a big brother 1726 01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:18,167 who helps them out from time to time. 1727 01:26:18,267 --> 01:26:20,267 - Upstairs. 1728 01:26:31,167 --> 01:26:33,467 - Three fellas to sweep up a few leaves? 1729 01:26:33,567 --> 01:26:36,467 - That's Jonty and his brother. 1730 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:37,800 One to sweep leaves, 1731 01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:40,167 two to clear out the house. 1732 01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:44,900 - And one to fix the burglar alarm. 1733 01:26:47,067 --> 01:26:49,333 - Jonty went on a scheme to learn about electrics. 1734 01:26:49,433 --> 01:26:50,467 He's brilliant. 1735 01:26:50,567 --> 01:26:52,200 - So are you young man. 1736 01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:54,300 You'll come to a bad end. 1737 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,300 - Sorry, Arthur. 1738 01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:47,933 - In the car! 1739 01:27:48,067 --> 01:27:50,433 - Oh, is that how it's done? 1740 01:27:59,367 --> 01:28:02,467 - Come on, lad let's be having you. 1741 01:28:29,233 --> 01:28:31,233 - Black bastard! 1742 01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:49,933 - Ambulance! 1743 01:29:06,733 --> 01:29:08,133 - Morning, son. 1744 01:29:08,933 --> 01:29:11,300 We've finished your grapes. 1745 01:29:13,067 --> 01:29:14,567 - How are you feeling? 1746 01:29:14,667 --> 01:29:15,833 - A bit dopey. 1747 01:29:18,167 --> 01:29:19,200 Did we get 'em? 1748 01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:20,600 - What a professional. 1749 01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:22,267 - Yeah we got them. 1750 01:29:23,467 --> 01:29:25,100 - And you dropped me right in it, 1751 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,100 allowing a cadet to mix with the worst of the riffraff 1752 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:31,167 from CID and get walloped in the process. 1753 01:29:31,267 --> 01:29:32,900 Because of you, I've got to fill in forms. 1754 01:29:33,067 --> 01:29:35,067 You realize that. 1755 01:29:33,833 --> 01:29:34,933 - Sorry, sir. 1756 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:42,600 - Come to replenish the grapes? 1757 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:43,733 - It's about Dick Elgood. 1758 01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:45,833 - What about him? 1759 01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:47,500 - Found dead in his swimming pool. 1760 01:29:49,367 --> 01:29:51,400 Well, you wanted a body. 1761 01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:54,667 He didn't turn up for an important board meeting 1762 01:29:54,767 --> 01:29:56,767 this morning. 1763 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,600 Wasn't answering his phone. 1764 01:29:56,467 --> 01:29:57,633 They sent someone round. 1765 01:29:57,733 --> 01:30:00,100 - Natural causes? Heart attack? 1766 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,800 Sexual overload? 1767 01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:03,700 - Apparently not that simple. 1768 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:05,367 - What a surprise. 1769 01:30:08,633 --> 01:30:09,733 - The first doctor who examined him thought there was 1770 01:30:09,833 --> 01:30:11,200 something odd about the body. 1771 01:30:11,300 --> 01:30:13,000 Our man seems to confirm it. 1772 01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:15,367 - Seems to confirm what? 1773 01:30:15,467 --> 01:30:16,500 - That Elgood was in contact with a large quantity of 1774 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:17,967 a chemical reagent shortly before he died. 1775 01:30:18,067 --> 01:30:21,133 Something like parathion or dieldrin. 1776 01:30:21,233 --> 01:30:23,167 - You mean insecticide. 1777 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:25,700 - Insecticide. 1778 01:30:41,933 --> 01:30:44,133 A bag like these two was floating in the water tank. 1779 01:30:44,233 --> 01:30:45,833 Seems it fell off the shelf. 1780 01:30:45,933 --> 01:30:48,733 - Did it fall or was it pushed? 1781 01:30:48,833 --> 01:30:50,300 - The gales overnight they came whistling 1782 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:52,667 through this window. 1783 01:30:52,767 --> 01:30:55,067 It blows shut, causes the bag to fall into the water. 1784 01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:58,233 - It's just a matter of time before the stuff leaks out. 1785 01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:00,367 - Forensics found a hell of a cocktail in there. 1786 01:31:00,467 --> 01:31:01,967 God knows what but it is lethal. 1787 01:31:02,067 --> 01:31:04,867 - We know he took his swim first thing every morning. 1788 01:31:04,967 --> 01:31:07,900 He has a swim, then a shower 1789 01:31:08,067 --> 01:31:09,200 There you are. 1790 01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:19,133 - First bobby on the scene found the shower still on. 1791 01:31:19,233 --> 01:31:20,300 All that stuff in the water apparently 1792 01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:22,300 would cause muscular spasms, breathing difficulties, 1793 01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:24,167 disorientations. 1794 01:31:24,267 --> 01:31:26,700 - Chucks himself in the pool to wash it off and drowns. 1795 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:27,967 Get the picture? 1796 01:31:28,067 --> 01:31:29,567 - Not very pretty. 1797 01:31:31,367 --> 01:31:33,367 Patrick wouldn't poison the 1798 01:31:32,233 --> 01:31:34,267 water tank while we were all here. 1799 01:31:34,367 --> 01:31:36,667 He could've killed his own kids. 1800 01:31:36,767 --> 01:31:38,067 - So he sneaked back later on. 1801 01:31:38,167 --> 01:31:39,867 - No he didn't. 1802 01:31:39,967 --> 01:31:42,233 We all went back to Rosemont for a drink. 1803 01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:45,400 - Of course friend of the family. 1804 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,067 So he used a long pole. 1805 01:31:47,167 --> 01:31:49,500 Sent a message on the Internet. 1806 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:50,700 I dunno do I? 1807 01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:54,233 Come on as a friend of the family, 1808 01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:56,667 is he a mass murderer? 1809 01:31:56,767 --> 01:32:00,133 - He loves his wife, he loves his kids, he loves his roses. 1810 01:32:00,233 --> 01:32:03,200 - Lucrezia Borgia, Attila the Hun, 1811 01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:04,633 Vlad the Impaler they all loved roses 1812 01:32:04,733 --> 01:32:08,100 and gave generously on flag days. 1813 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:11,533 - Maybe he's got a very good arrangement with God. 1814 01:32:11,633 --> 01:32:13,900 - Put that in your report. 1815 01:32:14,067 --> 01:32:16,067 Don't worry. 1816 01:32:15,133 --> 01:32:17,233 No-one will ever read it. 1817 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:21,800 - Okay. 1818 01:32:44,067 --> 01:32:46,367 - What are you doing, Dad? 1819 01:32:46,467 --> 01:32:48,633 - It's called deadheading. 120877