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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 2 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,734 Excuse me! Can I help you? 3 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,498 Goodness! It's Juhi Chawla! 4 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:50,378 I've to attend a shoot and my car's broken down. 5 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,299 Can you give me a lift? 6 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:58,803 Me? You mean, I? Yes... No! Why not? Please come! 7 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,684 I am very fortunate to have found you. 8 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,437 I'll never forget this favor of yours for the rest of my life. 9 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,481 No favor at all! This is only my duty. 10 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,400 How sweet! 11 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:15,028 These days, they don't make people as good as you. 12 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:15,862 My God! 13 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:23,411 - Madam's arrived! Hurry up! - Check the site! Come on! 14 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,623 Bye. 15 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,834 - Thank you. - Mention not. 16 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,630 Listen... 17 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,007 You will meet me again, won't you? 18 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,802 Wow! 19 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:45,266 Why did you call me so suddenly, Ms. Juhi? 20 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,893 There was no reason, really. 21 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,811 - I just felt like meeting you. - Oh. 22 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:53,149 - Isn't this a really romantic place? - Yes, it is. 23 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,204 There are times when I think... 24 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:09,082 ...if these strong shoulders weren't supporting me... 25 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,334 ...what would have become of me? 26 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:16,422 Give me your word, you will always be with me! 27 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,760 - What are you saying, Ms. Juhi? - Don't say "Ms. Juhi." 28 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,055 - Simply Juhi! - Really?! 29 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,183 Juhi! 30 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,479 - Hey! Come here! - Oh my God! Govinda?! 31 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,314 - Oh my God! Who are you? - I... I... 32 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:37,026 Govinda, meet Mr. Amar. 33 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:40,488 - Haven't I told you about him? - So, he's the one... 34 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,949 ...who helped you at every step? 35 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:46,661 - You're a handsome young man. - Thank you. 36 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,497 Your tastes are improving, Juhi! 37 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,541 Excuse me! 38 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,334 She's feeling shy... 39 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:57,588 When you're so handsome, why don't you try in films? 40 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,509 I've received many offers from renowned directors... 41 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,094 ...but I am being selective about which... 42 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,765 Oh God. 43 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:12,061 - Take 21! Action! - Come into my arms! 44 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:15,732 - No, Gopal! This can't be! - Why not? 45 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,692 Only because I am poor? And you're rich? 46 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,028 No power on earth can keep us apart! Come.. 47 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,779 Come into my arms! 48 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:22,989 But, Gopal... 49 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,866 ...try to understand a woman's impuissance. 50 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:25,658 What's that? 51 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:28,286 This sinful world, the heartless society... 52 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,622 ...and the atrocious coevals will not let us live. 53 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,542 - And that is the truth. - The truth is that you love me! 54 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,670 The truth is, I love you. Only this is true, the rest is fake! 55 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,257 Forget it! Just remember me! Come and embrace me! 56 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,051 Embrace her tightly, Govinda! 57 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,389 J-- J-- Juhi. 58 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,308 What happened?! 59 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:54,437 - l felt Shah Rukh Khan had arrived! - Shit! 60 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:58,441 Shah Rukh, Govinda, Sunny Deol. They're the ones in your life! 61 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:02,528 I am told you're doing many films with Sunny? 62 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:07,075 Yes. People like our pair. 63 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,078 - And you? - I like it too. 64 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,413 He's very handsome. 65 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,666 Why did you ask? Are you feeling jealous? 66 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,505 - I am afraid I might kill someone! - Amar! Are you upset? 67 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:25,093 I was only joking. You're everything to me. 68 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:27,470 You're my beloved. 69 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:32,642 It's true, Amar. I can't live without you now. 70 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:36,312 - Let's get married somewhere. - Oh, yes! 71 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,689 I'll quit acting for you! 72 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:42,068 No! There's no need to do that! Go ahead and act. 73 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,696 I'll handle everything including the money! 74 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,283 But I'll choose your lead-men. And maintain a distance! 75 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,328 Oh, Amar! How sweet! 76 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,372 Juhi! My darling! 77 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,834 With God as my witness... 78 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,379 ...I accept you with all my heart and soul. 79 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,134 With God as my witness... 80 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,137 ...I too accept you with heart, soul and wealth! 81 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:12,098 - Hey! - What is happening?! 82 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,893 Oh, dad! You ruined my beautiful dream! 83 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,938 Did you have to arrive just as l was about to marry the heroine? 84 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,275 - Couldn't you wait a few minutes? - Shut up and get up! 85 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,277 He sits at the cash-counter and goes to sleep. 86 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,903 I told you, Babulal, not to let him near the cash-counter. - I.. 87 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,488 - ...not to let him near the cash-counter. - I... 88 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,615 How much money does your cash-counter have anyway? 89 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:33,244 A beggar of Bombay would have more loose change than you do! 90 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:35,788 Be careful, Babulal. 91 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,331 Don't cut his ear off, like you did yesterday. 92 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,624 Careful! 93 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:39,834 How can currency notes be here? 94 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,919 You took 100 rupees and blew it up somewhere. 95 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,838 I didn't blew it up, I spent it. 96 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,965 I had a haircut from Rosy... 97 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,467 ...in the salon of Taj Mahal Hotel. 98 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:48,468 What! 99 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:53,347 I shave 20 people to put together 100 rupees... 100 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:57,477 ...and you tip people at the Taj?! Your hair hasn't been cut, too! 101 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,605 They've been cut in a style you can never tell. 102 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,064 It's the latest French-cut, you see! 103 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,192 The French hair cut! 104 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:08,362 That's quite some English! You fool! 105 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:12,492 The change from the cash-counter paid for your school fees. 106 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,912 I got you educated and threatened and intimidated you. 107 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,498 I somehow got you into college too. 108 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,626 Albeit I did all that, you were kicked out from there too! 109 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:24,587 I wasn't kicked out. I quit on my own! 110 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:28,007 Actually, the principal couldn't understand what I said. 111 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:33,346 I have many ideas in my brain, dying to pop out! 112 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,724 They're meant for the nation, and for this generation... 113 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,434 And especially so, for the fathers! 114 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,604 Because, till the fathers of this nation don't improve... 115 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,897 ...neither can't the nation. 116 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,358 The principal's son could understand this... 117 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,277 ...but the principal couldn't. But you... 118 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,364 I'll shave off your hair without even applying water! 119 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,075 Oh, come on, dad! If you shave my hair... 120 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,328 - ...people will think you've... - Shut up, donkey! 121 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,289 Peace, father, peace... I have a new idea. 122 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:02,625 Why don't we sell this shop? We'll get good money. 123 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:08,589 I mean, we can open a bangle-shop with that money. 124 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:12,218 - A bangle-shop? - Yes. A bangle-shop. 125 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,427 Just imagine... 126 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:17,723 We'll be surrounded by beautiful faces all day. 127 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,643 I'll make the daughters try out the bangles... 128 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,812 ....while you will be busy with the mothers. 129 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:27,358 The sound of laughter, the meeting of eyes... 130 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:31,070 ...the spread of their tresses and the slipping of their veils! 131 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:36,158 Their pretty hands will be in your fat ugly paws! 132 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,619 You'll very lovingly make them wear the bangles. 133 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,414 They'll gracefully make sounds of protest. 134 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,458 You will, meanwhile, make noises of mischief! 135 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,255 Babulal! I told you to take care of his ear! 136 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,549 - It's because of you! Yes! - Because of me?! 137 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:55,553 You're distracting him! Get out! Get out! 138 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,305 Watch it, dad. 139 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,473 I can't say about you but I command respect here. 140 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,935 Respect indeed! You steal change from the counter! 141 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,061 - You beggar! Get lost! - What are you staring at? 142 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,605 Pretending to be a hero? 143 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,899 You're angry now, dad. I'll explain it this evening. 144 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,360 Will you come in the evening again? Shameless fellow! 145 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,946 No dad can possibly have such a useless son. 146 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:18,826 Indeed there must be! Like dad, like son! 147 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:28,336 Bhole! My left-eye's twitching a lot today. 148 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,671 That's considered to be a good omen! 149 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,798 You'll receive good news from everywhere. 150 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,010 Good news, my foot! 151 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:39,889 The day I became a dad was the last of my good days! 152 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,016 From that day to the present... 153 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,978 ...my son Prem has never given me the opportunity to be happy! 154 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,981 I make the hard-earned money, and he blows it up! 155 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,566 - Sir! - Yes? 156 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,692 Who are you cribbing about? 157 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:54,236 My son! But what brings you here? 158 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,323 Have you forgotten? You owe 500 rupees to the moneylender. 159 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,033 What nonsense! 160 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,578 Oh, yes! The money must be paid, right? 161 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,913 It has to be paid. 162 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,749 Here's the money in five crisp 100-rupee notes.. 163 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,544 Prem has cleaned out my money-box! 164 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,088 Why are you making excuses? 165 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,673 That poor chap's sitting at Waah Waah Studios. 166 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,385 - Waah Waah Studious? - Yes. 167 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,513 That filmic disease, Johnny! 168 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,223 He's swindling my son! 169 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,101 This Johnny had sent my dad to Bombay... 170 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:29,897 ...promising a career in films! He still hasn't returned! 171 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,649 You find him standing like this... 172 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,526 ...in the crowd scenes in some films. 173 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:37,655 Johnny's conning my son! Where's my stick? 174 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,964 Wow! 175 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,342 What a face! What a mug! 176 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,970 It's the only one of its kind! 177 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,599 - What was that? - I spat to ward off evil! 178 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,769 Well, teacher, I'll become a star, won't I? 179 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,897 Become one? You're already a star my friend! 180 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,149 Lights off! 181 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,026 Get on with the production now! 182 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,280 It's already started. I've even spoken to Amitabh. 183 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,241 What about me? You'll play the main lead! 184 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,410 He'll only play your dad. 185 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,580 - Will he do? - Do?! 186 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,624 It's more than done! Way more than just done! 187 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:36,380 Amitabh and me... The dad and the son... 188 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,841 And the ensuing clash between the two! 189 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,177 Wow! What a scene! 190 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:44,680 Steaming hot... the tea at Waah Waah Productions. 191 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,557 Here you are, sir! 192 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,767 - Get him a cold drink. - Sure. 193 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,146 Any news of the call we were to receive from Subhash Ghai? 194 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,149 Oh, that?! It's due any moment! 195 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,527 I had sent your photographs to Subhash. 196 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,740 He needs a new mug like yours, for a film he's making. 197 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,159 It's called, 'Dracula's Romance'. 198 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,494 Dracula's.. 199 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:11,707 Hello! Yeah, this is Johnny from Waah Waah Productions! 200 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,627 Hello, sir! Don't forget my role! 201 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,590 Yes, Subbu? It's Subhash Ghai on the line! 202 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,509 - Convey my respects too, sir! - Hold on. 203 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,804 Yes, so tell me. Did you like the photographs? 204 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,683 What?! It's created a wave in the entire Bombay?! 205 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,187 Have people liked it so much? Very good! Great! 206 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,565 What?! Oh, no... 207 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,275 Really? 208 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,406 He showed your photographs to Madhuri Dixit. 209 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,952 What did she say? She'll work only with him? 210 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:51,205 And with nobody else?! That's wonderful! 211 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,916 She even kept a snap of his with herself?! 212 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,169 Very good! Very good-- Oh, no! 213 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:03,717 Yes. 214 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,636 There are two heroines in the film. 215 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,221 He's spoken to Juhi, too. 216 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,099 She has your address. She'll be here to meet you. 217 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,269 - Will both of them do? - Just "do"? 218 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,438 Of course they will! 219 00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,441 Hey, get up! Listen to me... 220 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:20,943 Your work is done. 221 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,404 Done for! It's all done for! 222 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,615 The honor of Waah Waah Productions is ruined! 223 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,075 The shopkeeper says that... 224 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,619 ...if he does not get 500 rupees immediately... 225 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,872 ...he'll take away your camera from here! 226 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:37,167 I try to give the film industry new artistes... 227 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,587 ...and they want to take away my camera! 228 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,798 It's only a camera, after all. Not his good fortune! 229 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,134 - Give away the camera! - Wait! 230 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,219 He wants to pay up! Give it to him. 231 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,513 Throw this money in his face! 232 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,058 - I'll throw punches on your face! - Dad! 233 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,353 You're squandering away my money on this baldy! 234 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,855 He's making me a star! 235 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,442 A star? He can't be a peon himself! 236 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,403 I'll make you the hero in my film too, uncle! 237 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:08,782 "Uncle!" You old sinner! 238 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,784 You've even conned my dad! 239 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,246 And you're pretending to be young? Listen carefully! 240 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:18,208 If you fool my foolish son any further... 241 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:22,588 ...I'll put a needle in one ear and pull it out of your other! 242 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,382 I'll seal your ears, not to speak of shut-mouths! 243 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,676 Call me a fool if you like... 244 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,595 ...but I'll achieve something in life! 245 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,348 - Hello! - Hello, yourself! 246 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,933 Stitch-up your lips... 247 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,309 ...and hold the tailors' scissor in your hand! 248 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,436 - I can't do that, dad! No. - Can't do it? 249 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,438 Would you like a begging-bowl then? 250 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,609 No, dad! I can see my goal ahead. 251 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,362 There's the police station and the graveyard ahead! 252 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:51,075 - Which of the two is your goal, son? - How do I explain? 253 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:55,162 The stars of my destiny, are about to shine! 254 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,792 - Welcome, madam! - Come, madam! 255 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,752 - Thank you so much! - Welcome to India! 256 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,796 - It's so nice to have you here! - Enough! Stop it, please! 257 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:04,964 That's enough! 258 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,384 Is it true that you've come to India only to get married? 259 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:11,971 Right. I did come for that. What's so surprising? 260 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,349 The only daughter of the affluent Ramgopal Bajaj... 261 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:16,600 ...Ms. Raveena. 262 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,811 You've been around the world. 263 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,188 But why did you choose India, to get married? 264 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,731 I mean, why the Indian boys? 265 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,650 I believe that... 266 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,277 - ...people here are in love with love. - Yes. 267 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:30,489 I mean, they use their hearts... 268 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,699 - ...not their brains. - Yes. 269 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,826 I too am looking for one such crazy chap. 270 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,370 You'll find him! It's a country of crazy people! 271 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,332 - You'll find thousands of them! - You naughty man! 272 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,338 You haven't said something, have you? 273 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,674 - You've heard nothing, right? - Oh, nothing! 274 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,217 No, I spoke nothing. 275 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,261 Can something go wrong if l speak? 276 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,180 Yes, madam! You'll say a thing, they'll understand another. 277 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,516 Understand little, but write a lot. 278 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,727 They write a thing here, but another will be published. 279 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,146 Whatever will be published, will be strange... 280 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,648 ...and that strange something could lead to everything strange! 281 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,484 - Get it? - Yes. It'll lead to something. 282 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,320 Who are you, 'Ms. Something'? 283 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,947 This is Karishma. She's my... 284 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,907 - Secretary. Friend. - Cum... 285 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,325 - Cum... - Adviser. 286 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,285 - Cum... - Attendant. 287 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,661 - Cum... - Cook. 288 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,370 - Come! - Come, come! 289 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,913 Hold on! One last question. 290 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,707 If you come across two boys... 291 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,584 ...one intelligent and the other romantic... 292 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,379 - ...whom will you choose? - They will both be rejected. 293 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,133 Because she likes boys a bit romantic. 294 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,343 - And intelligent too. - Right? 295 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,344 - Right? - Right? 296 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,557 Isn't Mr. Rustam there? 297 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,393 Why does he sell stale eatables? 298 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,437 How are you, Amar? 299 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,606 Hasn't the strike been called off, Mr. Ahmed? 300 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,732 No, it's still continuing. 301 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,942 I can't understand the government policies. 302 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,946 For all that the leaders do, we pay for it, right? 303 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,282 Looks like I'll have to do something. 304 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,116 - Yes. - Ok. 305 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,207 The bum's arrived at last! 306 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,710 Hey, are you newly employed? Switch on the fan. 307 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,880 The old thing can fall on your head at any time. 308 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,132 "The Beauty from London now in India." 309 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,884 "In search of an eligible bachelor." 310 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,762 What a babe! She looks like a film star! 311 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,182 That's strange! She's come here to get married? Go on and read. 312 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,478 "The person whom she marries will inherit 500 million!" 313 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,980 "Besides, two factories in London." 314 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,816 "A diamond-business in Switzerland!" 315 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,400 There's a farmhouse too! 316 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,904 She's not a girl, she's a jackpot! 317 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,782 That's enough! This news is for me! 318 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,408 - For you?! - Of course! 319 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,662 - She's my heroine! - Am I dead, then?! 320 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,206 She's here in India, only for me! 321 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,333 Bravo, my boy! 322 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,711 Manage to trap her just once... 323 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,005 ...like I've trapped you... 324 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,425 - What? - I mean, like I've made you the hero... 325 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,220 ...and bring her here. 326 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,306 Our Waah Waah Productions... 327 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,892 ...will then become an international company. 328 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,937 After which, we'll make films only in English. 329 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,480 'English know you'? 330 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,274 Fast English, walk English, talk English! 331 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,942 Finish.. 332 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,610 But a lot of money will be needed... 333 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,404 No problem! 334 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,490 The money can be arranged. Your dad's house... 335 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,493 ...his shop... Sell them both. 336 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,830 - Oh, my! - Yes! Give me half the money... 337 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,748 ...and you take half the money. 338 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:31,295 I'll sit here and finalize the story, set-up and music. 339 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:35,549 Only bring the girl and become a star. 340 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,428 Super-star! A great star! 341 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,599 Babulal! You ungrateful wretch! 342 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,726 You compete with me, before my very shop! 343 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,896 It's not my own business, sir, it's yours! 344 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,315 Amar drove everybody out of the shop, sir. 345 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,775 I wonder what's happened to Amar. 346 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,279 - He's mumbling to himself! - Mumbling to himself?! 347 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,909 You?! Hats off to you! You're great! 348 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:06,288 I always knew you had it... But so much! 349 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,042 Amar salutes you! 350 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,546 - What's going on? - Out! I asked you stand outside. 351 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,798 - You donkey! - Father?! It's you! 352 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,343 Please come. I was awaiting you. 353 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,847 You're great! You're exemplary! 354 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,891 There's no dad like you! 355 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,060 You're worth worshipping. You're supreme! 356 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,396 In fact, I've realized that you're not even a man... 357 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,565 You're a great man! Great! 358 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,778 Simply superb! You're the Knowledgeable One! 359 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,782 Oh, Lord, at last you've heard my prayers! 360 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,576 He did! He did that 26 years ago! 361 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,578 Where are your feet? I want to fall at them! 362 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,665 Oh, forget it, son. But tell me... 363 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,918 ...what did you suddenly discover in me? 364 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,212 That itself is your greatness... 365 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,339 ...that you don't know your own virtues, dad! 366 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:01,301 You're so great, because you happen to be Amar's dad! 367 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,386 Of me! 368 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,347 I recognize you now. Everybody will too, in the future. 369 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,976 They'll say, "There goes Amar's dad!" 370 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,852 - "There goes Amar's dad!" - The cops will say that too! 371 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,396 "There goes Amar's dad!" 372 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:14,523 Dad, why are you so glum? 373 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,733 Whenever I am happy, you seem to be sad, dad! 374 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,069 What else can I do? 375 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,282 As and when you've been happy, I've been ruined. 376 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:28,495 Do you remember, when I first bought you a bicycle? 377 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,081 - Cycle? - You were very happy. 378 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,001 But you crashed into my dad's legs. 379 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,503 - I remember! - And till the time he died... 380 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,922 ...he was known as the lame-duck. 381 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,800 The next time you were happy was when... 382 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,429 ...l bought you a firework called Ram Bharose Rocket... 383 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,309 ...you fired it, and burnt down Gupta's shop. 384 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:55,605 - Gupta's shop... - I am still paying for the damages. 385 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,442 The third time you were happy was when... 386 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,361 ...you pulled the string from your aunt's slip... 387 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,655 Dad! Forget the past! 388 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,075 I am about to do something for which I was born! 389 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:12,122 - And what is that? - Stop worrying and imagine... 390 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,834 ...if instead of a 5 paisa 'beedi'. 391 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,627 ...you had a 50 rupee cigar! 392 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,213 And a hat instead of this cap! 393 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,884 A suit instead of this garb and imported shoes! 394 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,475 - How does it feel, daddy? - Great! 395 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,810 - Fine, fine! - Thank you, daddy! 396 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,606 - But how will all this be possible? How? - Wow! 397 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:41,276 - I am going to marry a rich girl! - Really? 398 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,071 - We'll be rich after that! - Really? 399 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,240 - I'll open many such shops for you. - Oh, really? 400 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:51,161 Then why don't you get married quickly? 401 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:55,123 You'll have to sell off your third-rate salon for that... 402 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,209 - Really? - ...and give me 25,000 rupees! 403 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,211 - 25,000 rupees? - Only 25,000! 404 00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:03,131 Only 25,000 rupees!? You won't get a penny! 405 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,467 Get out! Out you go! 406 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,677 Here's the money. Return the 25 paise. 407 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,971 The big noise you make for 25 paise! 408 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,265 That's how I've built this house of mine saving all that! 409 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:13,725 As if a 25 paise didn't matter! 410 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,477 - Hi! - Hi! 411 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:16,686 How was your pilgrimage? 412 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,606 - Could you see the deity? - There was a big crowd... 413 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,776 ...but somehow I managed to get in. 414 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,861 What's the noise for? 415 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,488 Has the moneylender's house been sold? 416 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,323 Not the moneylender's, your house's sold. 417 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,451 My house is sold?! Hold this! 418 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,120 My house? Who sold it?! 419 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:36,498 - But why are you dragging me? - Hold on! 420 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,917 - Keep the stuff down! - Father! 421 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,085 He even screams! 422 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,755 Father! 423 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,215 What's it, son? 424 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,592 - Who's this? - He's Liyaqat. 425 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,512 - Who's Liyaqat? - He owns a butcher's shop... 426 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:51,721 ...at Chimney Street. 427 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,224 You mean where scissors used to play... 428 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,560 ...the blades will churn out meat! 429 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,436 - Who are you? - Who am I? 430 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,230 - Bankelal! - I am Bankelal! 431 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,858 I own this house. I went out and you occupied it! 432 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:06,486 - So what if you did! - So, it's you? 433 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,113 - Greetings! - Hello! 434 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,614 When were you discharged from the hospital? 435 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,700 - The hospital! - Your son said... 436 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,285 ...you were being treated for a mental disorder. 437 00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:15,120 Mental disorder? What's all this? 438 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,205 You have a good son. 439 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,125 He said he needed money for his dad's treatment. 440 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,627 I gave him 22,000 rupees for this house. 441 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:26,006 He took the money! This is my ancestral property, sir! 442 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,176 It used to be. It no longer is. 443 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,094 I'll deal with you, Prem! 444 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,601 Bravo, Babulal, my loyal friend! 445 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,228 You're continuing my business even outside! 446 00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:43,690 Not your business anymore, sir. It's my own, this time. 447 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:47,402 Your business is closed. Your shop has been sold! 448 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,571 You went to attend a wedding... 449 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,489 ...and Amar sold the shop to Mr. Shankar. 450 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:55,911 Yes! Your son has sold this shop to me. 451 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,955 I'll sell bangles in this shop now! 452 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,626 - He left a note for you. - This? 453 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,215 Wealth worth 500 million. 454 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,551 The only heir. 455 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,430 I had seen her when she was small. 456 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:19,684 The poor thing will see very few days of her youth. 457 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,271 She's coming to India to get married? 458 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,275 It's funny how death drags a person all over the world. 459 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:31,238 It's good! It'll be an interesting game to play. 460 00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:33,073 - Robert! - Yes, sir? 461 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,993 Ask Bhalla to take D'Souza's place at Shanti Villa. 462 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,161 Yes, sir. 463 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:42,123 But Mr. Bhalla has a fantastic idea, sir. 464 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:46,002 Why don't we throw D'Souza from a cliff at Junagadh? 465 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,506 Robert! Keep Bhalla's ideas to yourself. 466 00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:59,683 How each card of this game has to be dealt... 467 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,851 ...is something I know very well. 468 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:06,106 This is the biggest game of my life. 469 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:11,027 I'll make each and every move very carefully. 470 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,948 None of them is any good, Robert! 471 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,158 One has a crooked nose or a squint... 472 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:19,619 ...one with rat ears or those of a rabbit! 473 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,955 It seems coming to India was a waste of time! 474 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,708 I am very angry with my manager D'Souza! 475 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:27,377 How dare he present such pictures to me! 476 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,922 - Where is he, by the way? - He's no more, madam. 477 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:32,632 Who are you? Who's he, Robert? 478 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,676 He's our new manager. 479 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,386 The name's Vinod... 480 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,682 ...but everybody in town calls me Bhalla. 481 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:45,020 - Bhalla? But where's D'Souza? - Yes! 482 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,938 He's off, madam. 483 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:50,984 He means D'Souza is on a long-holiday. 484 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:54,321 Now I will make all the arrangements here. 485 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:58,450 I can't figure out anything. Ok, you may leave now. 486 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:03,163 Robert, madam wants to rest and we've got work to do. 487 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,874 Come on! Follow me. 488 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,587 - Oh, my! - Oh no! 489 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:23,266 It was the same again. Ok, please go ahead. 490 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:25,018 - You go ahead. - No, you go on. 491 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,811 - Go ahead. Please do. - Please, I request you. 492 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,105 Guys! Courtesy can... 493 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,107 ...get you in thick soup. 494 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,651 Mr. Raj Kapoor has dealt with this in detail in 'Bobby'. 495 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,321 So, before the bus departs, let me get in. 496 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:40,200 - You can follow me. - Oh, sure! Please do! Come on. 497 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,581 - What do you do? - Nothing. 498 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:50,668 - Oh! - I mean, I don't have to work at all. 499 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,506 My dad has made a pile. He's got a flourishing business. 500 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,383 What business? 501 00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:00,428 We're into garments. We export garments. 502 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,306 Nothing is sold here, everything is exported! 503 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:08,686 You must have heard the name Chaudhary and Sons! 504 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,315 Oh, yes! Chaudhary and Sons! 505 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,734 - I've heard the name. - You have? 506 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:18,530 The raw material you use, is from our company. 507 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:22,492 Mehta and Group. It's a very big textile company. 508 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:25,578 We give a lot of people goods on credit. 509 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:30,166 I think Chaudhary and Sons owes us money too. 510 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:32,460 That's ok. I'll check the accounts! 511 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,463 Mehta Textiles! 512 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,632 When there's no Chaudhary and Sons... 513 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,926 ...how can there be Mehta Textiles? 514 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,471 Chaudhary and Sons? 515 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,599 He looks like a worker in an 'beedi' factory! 516 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,768 The bloody rotten mango! 517 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,479 Where did you buy that cap from? From France? 518 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,440 Oh, no, it's from Switzerland. 519 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:57,277 I go there very often. I like the sunset there. 520 00:28:57,777 --> 00:29:00,905 The cap's very nice too. It looks good on you. 521 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,617 He looks like an ape with a watermelon on his head! 522 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,246 Where did you get this jacket from? 523 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:09,497 Is it a Chaudhary and Sons product? 524 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,708 - Oh, no. - It must be from America then. 525 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,127 Oh, no, I got it from New York. 526 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:17,839 New York! I see! I thought it was American. 527 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:22,218 He's as big a liar as I am. 528 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:25,054 He looks like a monkey retired from the circus! 529 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:27,474 Where are you both going? 530 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:28,349 - Ooty. - Ooty. 531 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,561 - I am going to Ooty too. - Really? You too? 532 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,773 - We seem to have the same goal. - We'll have a nice trip. 533 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,270 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 534 00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:17,148 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 535 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,109 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 536 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,904 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 537 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,907 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 538 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,743 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 539 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,204 "To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!" 540 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,957 "To steal a glance!" 541 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,091 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 542 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,927 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 543 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,888 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 544 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:51,808 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 545 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,686 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 546 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,564 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 547 00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,941 "To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!" 548 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:03,069 "Smart chaps!" 549 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,940 "There'll be some girl somewhere..." 550 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,735 "...to whom we'll belong." 551 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:47,280 "Friend..." 552 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,452 "If compelled to die for her." 553 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,204 "We shall indeed but save a bit of life in the deed." 554 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,249 "A bit... A bit indeed!" 555 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,130 "There'll be some girl somewhere..." 556 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,841 "...to whom we'll belong.." 557 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,761 "If compelled to die for her..." 558 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:12,555 "...we shall indeed but save a bit of life in the deed." 559 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,516 "Run for your life..." 560 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:20,229 - "Run for your life.. - Come on!" 561 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,231 "Friend." 562 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,951 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 563 00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:35,828 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 564 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:38,790 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 565 00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:41,626 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 566 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,754 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 567 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,507 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 568 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:50,009 "To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!" 569 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:52,887 "Smart chaps!" 570 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:03,189 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 571 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,942 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 572 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,987 "Two young men have set out to make their lives." 573 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,948 "Smart chaps both, who are called crazy." 574 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,867 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 575 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:17,787 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful..." 576 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,248 "To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!" 577 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,126 "Smart chaps!" 578 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:29,882 "To steal a glance!" 579 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,098 - You're very 'jokey'! - Come on! 580 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:40,393 Hey! What are two cups for? Take away one of them! 581 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,313 I'll also have tea. We'll share the tea! 582 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,190 - It strengthens friendship. - Does it? 583 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,608 Go on and drink. 584 00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:51,279 We're not sharing tea, friend. We're sharing love. 585 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,993 - Here's the bill. - What are you doing? Keep it! 586 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,953 - I'll pay! Take the money back! - But why? 587 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,456 It's not fair. Take it back! 588 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,833 - It doesn't matter. - It does. Take it back! 589 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,960 - That's no friendship. - Ok. 590 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,546 - I'll take it. - Pay for it, if you insist. 591 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:12,967 But I'll pay the next time. You can't always pay it! 592 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,178 Ok, have some tea. 593 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,306 Hey, Danny-boy! Come here! 594 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,975 Take this. Go on now. 595 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,354 Our friendship will be exemplary in the days to come. 596 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,606 Why not? 597 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:31,402 Amar! Look at that your future sister-in-law! 598 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,785 Are you getting married to Madhuri Dixit? 599 00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:42,205 No, not that picture. The one below that. 600 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:47,251 Raveena from London. 601 00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:52,090 She's not my sister-in-law, but yours, understand? 602 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:54,717 - Amar, our friendship... - To hell with it! 603 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:57,637 - I'll get married to her! - Oh, mother! 604 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,807 - You're turning back on your words! - So what? 605 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:03,267 I could tell from the look of you! Marry Raveena, my foot! 606 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:06,187 Do you know how you look in that two-penny cap? 607 00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:08,022 It looks like a watermelon on an ape's head! 608 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,066 - Watermelon! Insult?! - Yes! 609 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:13,861 And you?! This jacket from the street-shops... 610 00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:16,697 ...makes you look like a retired monkey from a circus! 611 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:19,033 - Bloody monkey! - Rotten-mango! 612 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,036 - I won't spare you! - Help! Leave me! 613 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:26,624 I won't spare you! Hit him more! 614 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,506 Careful! 615 00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,133 - Oh, mother! - It's you! 616 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,759 Hey! What are you two doing? 617 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:41,931 Rogues! Getting into fights?! I'll lock you up! 618 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,269 Come on! We won't fight, sir! 619 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:50,439 - Our bags are in the bus, sir! - To hell with the bags! 620 00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:52,775 - Come on! - Easy! 621 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,361 - Peace! Peace! - Hello, sir! 622 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:56,487 - I am Amar! - Hello, Amar! 623 00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,197 - And I am Prem! - Hello, Prem! 624 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,909 Amar-Prem! That's a good combination! 625 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:03,911 This looks like a new police station, sir. 626 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,204 It's brand new! 627 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:07,456 - Sir, they-- - Quiet. We're talking. 628 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:10,918 - You remain quiet. - It's new. Built in two months. 629 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,921 - Sir, they both-- - I know they're Amar and Prem. 630 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:16,465 You mustn't interfere when senior people are talking. 631 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,467 - Quiet! - But they were-- 632 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:22,471 Everything here is new, including the furniture! 633 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:24,974 I am only waiting for someone to cut the ribbon. - Ribbon! 634 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,684 - Ribbon! - Ribbon! 635 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,769 The lock-up will have to be inaugurated, you see! 636 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:33,649 For that, I need a thief, a rogue, a loafer. 637 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,653 He'll inaugurate the lock-up and I'll enjoy myself! 638 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,490 We'll take your leave now, sir. 639 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:44,452 - It's been a pleasure meeting you. - Thank you. 640 00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:48,289 I'd brought them here for the inauguration, sir! 641 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:51,209 - They're both ruffians. - Ruffians! 642 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:54,378 - They were fighting on the streets! - What! 643 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,881 - It wasn't me. It was him! - Yes, sir... 644 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,675 - No, sir! It was him. - He started it, sir. 645 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,386 - He hit me first, sir. - But who kicked first? 646 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,847 - Why did you abuse me? - Didn't you abuse me too? 647 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:07,350 - I... No, I didn't! - Silence! 648 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:11,062 - I'll lock both of you! - Look at my face, sir. 649 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,064 Do I look capable of fighting? No! 650 00:37:13,189 --> 00:37:14,815 I am a follower of non-violence, sir. 651 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,401 He's a liar, sir. He's being misled by your looks! 652 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,736 He thinks you're a fool! 653 00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:19,820 - Fool?! - Oh my! 654 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,281 He called you a fool! He abused you! 655 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:25,868 I too could have called you a donkey. But did I? No! 656 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:29,038 Because I know that your appearance is deceptive. 657 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:33,459 The two of you are calling me names in my police station! 658 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,379 Where is it I'll shoot you both! 659 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:40,299 He abused you. Lock him up! Let me go! 660 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:45,304 Hello! The inspector's busy! To hell with the Commissioner! 661 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:47,807 It was the Commissioner's phone! 662 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:49,892 He's put you in trouble, sir! 663 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,520 Look at his audacity! He wants me locked up! 664 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,689 I know you're great... 665 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:57,024 ...and have recognized him at the first glance! 666 00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:59,443 He's flattering you, sir! 667 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,821 - He's cut the ribbon, sir! - There's less of sugar. 668 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,406 - Get some sugar! - Get some sugar! 669 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:06,617 - He had your tea, sir! - My tea! 670 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:08,953 Throw him in the cell, sir! 671 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,372 He drank my tea, called me names! 672 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,165 I am fed up with both of you! 673 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:14,959 - Can we go, sir? - No. 674 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,627 I'll deal with both of you separately. 675 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:19,380 With me first, sir. I am in a hurry. 676 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,508 I am not in a hurry, sir! 677 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:25,803 Go away go and sit there. Go! 678 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:29,307 - Sit down. - He waves his gun for nothing! 679 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,393 I had picked Prem's pocket. 680 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:35,354 Let me see how much dough the bloody millionaire has! 681 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,523 The bloody ape! 682 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,651 It's empty! 683 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:45,573 "Shame on you, thief?! Damn you!" 684 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,163 Ok... Go and sit there. 685 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,749 - But, sir... Ok. - Sit down there! 686 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:58,669 Hey, you! Come here. 687 00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:01,255 - Who? I? - Come here! 688 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,224 - Oh, mother! - Sir, listen to me... 689 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,310 - Listen to me! - You... 690 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,730 Enough of listening. I'll show you something. Come with me. 691 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,523 Come with me and look at this... 692 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:23,069 I've brought the thief you were looking for! 693 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,571 Don't let his innocent face deceive you! 694 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,033 He is, in fact, a sly, dangerous criminal! 695 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,827 Now lock him up, after charging him appropriately. 696 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:34,121 Wait a minute... 697 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,749 What are you looking at me and the snap for? 698 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,959 Look at him and then at the snap! 699 00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:43,964 - That's not me, sir! - Shall we go? 700 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:45,758 - He's my twin! - Move. 701 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,260 "My dad always said.." 702 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:52,264 "...I'd make a big name for myself." 703 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,934 Give him a big hand! 704 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,853 Photo! Let's have a photo! 705 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:01,524 - One like this, while grabbing him. - Me too! 706 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:03,526 Here's your wallet. 707 00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:07,363 Would I leave your wallet, when you had picked mine? 708 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,242 It has five bucks. You'll need them. Bye! 709 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,330 There's no vacant room in this lodge. 710 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,249 - Give me a cot then. - There's no cot too! 711 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,418 I'll manage under the cot too. 712 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:23,879 - Now listen... - Look. God's looking at you! 713 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,132 - Like you, I am His devotee too! - Really? 714 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,717 I'll die, if I don't find a place to sleep today. 715 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,595 Suppose I die, my blind sister... 716 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:34,056 ...and my poor mother, who's a widow... 717 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,810 My blind sister and my mother who's a widow... 718 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,483 God! I was about to commit a grave sin! 719 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,653 - Listen, I have a room upstairs. - It'll do. 720 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:51,282 - There's a lot of stuff there.. - It will do. 721 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,742 - Let's go. - Mr. Sevaram, you're not a man... 722 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:56,162 - What?! - You're a great man! 723 00:40:56,871 --> 00:41:00,040 Don't talk. Just listen. Follow me. 724 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,501 Where have you brought me, Mr. Sevaram? 725 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,128 Don't talk. Only listen. 726 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,630 - You don't snore, do you? - Oh, no. 727 00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:09,967 There's a graveyard nearby, the dead shouldn't complain. 728 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,177 Not at all. 729 00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:14,638 Have a bath between 1:00 and 2:00 in the night when there's water. 730 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,475 - Between 1:00 and 2:00 in the night... - Don't talk. Listen. 731 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,936 Don't mess with the ceiling-fan. It can fall anytime. 732 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,690 And don't switch on the lights after sunset. 733 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,067 But only after sunset, will the lights... 734 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:30,154 I mean, how will I change? 735 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,198 Why do you need lights to change your clothes? 736 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:33,949 Take them off and go to sleep! 737 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,368 - Do you plan to show something? - Oh, no! 738 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:39,497 The fatso doesn't even allow the lights to be switched on! 739 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:40,873 That's ok... 740 00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:44,585 Once you get Raveena, there'll be lights all around. 741 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:46,712 Lights all around. 742 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,298 I am exhausted. 743 00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:55,888 This is the bed. Let's sleep now. 744 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,105 Your Amar has arrived, Raveena. 745 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,151 Prem really put me into trouble. 746 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,946 But it was your love which saved me. 747 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:16,784 There must be many donkeys dreaming about you, Raveena. 748 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,829 But when you meet Prem... 749 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:25,543 ...Prem's love will make you a love-lunatic! 750 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,378 My love! 751 00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:31,632 - What are you doing here? - And what are you doing here? 752 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:36,262 I think the idiot's dead. His spirit is roaming. 753 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:38,013 It must be your spirit. 754 00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,349 - Get lost! - You get lost. 755 00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:42,309 - Go get lost! - Damn you! 756 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,310 - Go away. - Fly away! 757 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,603 - Oh God! - Oh no! 758 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:48,190 Hey, Amar! How are you? 759 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,110 - Superb. How are you? - Great! 760 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:54,029 - You?! - You?! 761 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,614 - What are you doing here? - How about you? 762 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,866 - I came here first! - By conning me! 763 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,911 - You picked my pocket first! - You did! 764 00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:02,288 - What did you say?! - Who the hell is shouting! 765 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:08,252 What's going on? Fighting and arson in my lodge?! 766 00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:10,921 Not fighting! This is affection! 767 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:17,052 We were separated in our childhood. 768 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:18,804 Which explains the affection! 769 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,182 Lots of love! Why did you get separated? 770 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:26,895 It wasn't me. We were separated in the fair held at Kumbh! 771 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:29,648 It was because he left my hand. Why did you do that? 772 00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:35,154 Come and embrace me, brother. 773 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,657 Never leave me now! 774 00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:41,410 You've become very fat! Naughty boy! 775 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:58,135 Make up for the lost years. Your love and affection... 776 00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:01,722 ...reminds me of that episode of Ramanand Sagar's Ramayan... 777 00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:05,559 ...in which Lord Ram and Bharat were united. 778 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,815 - Ok, good night! - Good night! 779 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,319 - Glory to the Lord - Brother Amar! 780 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:19,073 You rascal! I won't spare you! 781 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,618 - Get lost! - I'll kill you! 782 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:29,541 Not two, take away one cup of tea. 783 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:31,794 We'll share the tea. It'll strengthen our friendship. 784 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,754 Keep it there! Go! 785 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,674 What friendship? To hell with it! 786 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,592 I am telling you, Raveena's not for you. 787 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,761 You don't understand and instead get angry! Idiot! 788 00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:42,179 Be a good boy and return to Bhopal. 789 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,390 You're threatening me! 790 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,017 Do you see these muscles? I'll crush you! 791 00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:50,020 Flexing muscles, idiot?! Raveena's mine! Hear that! 792 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,855 - Yes. She's your sister-in-law. - What! 793 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,982 What are you fighting for? 794 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:57,277 The deserving person from the trio will get her. - Trio!? 795 00:44:58,404 --> 00:44:59,905 - Who's the third? - Who's the third, punk? 796 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,074 - I am there too. - You?! 797 00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:04,827 How dare you?! How could you even imagine! 798 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,787 - Just as you did! - Hey, Amar! 799 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,956 That's enough. I've got a nasty temper! I.. 800 00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:12,459 - And then? What will you do? - I'll think... 801 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:13,961 There's no time to waste. 802 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:18,424 Do you think we're the only aspirants here? 803 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:21,427 Go there and take a look. There are thousands there! 804 00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:23,512 - Really? - There's a big queue. 805 00:45:23,929 --> 00:45:25,681 Tokens are being distributed for the interview. 806 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,474 I had to wait for 20 hours to even get a token! 807 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:32,229 Oh, mother! No. 717! Raveena's in great demand! 808 00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,273 - It's disgusting... - Indeed! 809 00:45:34,731 --> 00:45:35,858 There's a limit to unemployment. 810 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,609 Youngsters ought to be ashamed! 811 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:40,988 One rich girl and everybody's made a beeline for her! 812 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,782 Even though they lack in looks and talent! 813 00:45:44,032 --> 00:45:46,827 - You're one of us too! - My case is different. 814 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,664 We'll have to do something to begin with. 815 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:53,542 All the people who have come here... 816 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:54,918 ...have to be dealt with first. 817 00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:57,254 After that, the deserving person will get her. 818 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,632 The deserving will surely get her! 819 00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:02,676 Ok. Let's go. 820 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,762 Let's go! I already have her. 821 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:10,309 - You illiterate... Idiot... Nonsense! - ...Ill-mannered... Insolent donkey! 822 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,729 You dare ask us of our identity! Introduce us, Mr. Dhamru! 823 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:14,938 Tell him! 824 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:18,901 This is the Nawab Noorali Nizamuddin Barkatali... 825 00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,235 ...alias Bade Miyan. 826 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,865 And this is Ameerali Ashleelali Asli, alias Chhote Miyan. 827 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:28,202 And I am Dhamru Tehmurlang Turk. 828 00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:31,497 So many names? Where are the rest of them? 829 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,540 Shut up, Robert! They're their names. 830 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:37,794 - Shut up! Who are you? - I am her Senior Executive Manager. 831 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:39,630 - And I am the Junior. - Chhote... 832 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,425 - ...they appear to be servants. - Their faces say it all. 833 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,969 - Chhote... - Yes, Bade? 834 00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:49,765 - We can't see our little girl. - I am looking for her too. 835 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:51,975 Who's the little one? Raveena Bajaj has a function here. 836 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:55,270 She's the little one. She used to play in my lap! 837 00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:57,314 And I used to carry her on my shoulder! 838 00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:01,443 - She used to call me uncle. - And I was her younger uncle. 839 00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:03,487 Oh, so you're her uncle! 840 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:06,365 You've come at the right time. Today the little one... I mean... 841 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,784 ...she will choose her bridegroom. 842 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,662 - Bridegroom? - There are many suitors here. 843 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:14,665 Because of which, we arranged the function here. 844 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,084 - Idiot! Where are the suitors? - Over there! 845 00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:19,419 - Take me there. Shame on them! - Come. 846 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:20,546 Look, there they are! 847 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:26,969 Hey, young men! Come here and listen to me! 848 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,973 Just forget the idea of getting married to Raveena! 849 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:33,642 Because she was engaged when she was a child! 850 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,602 - To Prem Singh, that is! - Amar Singh! 851 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:39,356 - Go away all of you. Get lost! - No! 852 00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:41,775 - We will not leave! - We will not go! 853 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:45,654 - Deal with them, Dhamru! - As you wish, sir! 854 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,704 Go and bring Raveena here! Come on! Hurry up! 855 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,790 - Chhote... - Bade... 856 00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:58,125 - Congratulations. - To you too. 857 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:01,253 There are two elderly gentlemen outside. 858 00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:05,048 They claim that they've had your dad playing in their laps! 859 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,468 They also claim that you used to call them uncle. 860 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:12,723 - Uncle? - Recognize me? I am your uncle! 861 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:17,019 Get lost! You're scaring the girl! Come to me, dear. 862 00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:19,605 Do you remember, dear? We used to go for those walks? 863 00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:22,399 Remember that sweet-meats shop? Those sweets? 864 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,735 And the trips to Rani Bagh zoo... 865 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:28,030 ...with all those varied animals... 866 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:29,656 Step aside! You're scaring her! 867 00:48:29,906 --> 00:48:33,201 Come and embrace your uncle! Come dear, come to me! 868 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:36,246 She's embraced you enough when she was a kid. 869 00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:41,668 But I was her favorite! My sweet, honey, darling! 870 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,046 Oh, no! My dear... 871 00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:47,132 ...he seems to be hungry! Give him something to eat! 872 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:48,550 - Go on! - Oh, no! I am not hungry! 873 00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:54,222 What are you looking back for, all the time? 874 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,725 The old man suffers fits of epilepsy! 875 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:58,602 And clings to anyone who comes before him! 876 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,020 - Really? - Yes. 877 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,149 Really? You have those sweets. I'll go take a look. 878 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:06,360 Sweet! They're nice indeed! 879 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:11,448 You're more beautiful than any of your photographs! 880 00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:14,868 Which is why I've fixed your marriage with Amar Singh. 881 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,454 - Who's Amar Singh? - Don't you know Amar Singh?! 882 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:20,499 - No. - Amar Singh is that handsome guy... 883 00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:22,542 ...that any street he passes through... 884 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:25,962 ...the girls just swoon over him. They really do. 885 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:28,340 How can I believe you? 886 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,511 You ill-mannered wretch! You doubt my words! 887 00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,721 Dear, till this day people in Aligarh... 888 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,973 ...don't marry without consulting me! 889 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,435 Not a single marriage! That's my experience! 890 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,854 My hair hasn't turned grey just like that, you know! Hold it! 891 00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:47,234 You! 892 00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:53,073 There are many tales revolving around me and my brother. 893 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:57,452 We've done everything since the independence of India. 894 00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:01,123 So you know Raveena since she was a child, right? 895 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:05,210 Not only our darling Raveena, I know her dad too! 896 00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,421 What else do you know? 897 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:11,591 When Raveena sat in my lap, she just wouldn't get up! 898 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:14,720 She used to pester me for things to 899 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,304 eat and to roam around the city! 900 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,640 Which is why you even chose the bridegroom for her, right? 901 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:21,643 What a boy! He's one in a million! Prem Singh! 902 00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:25,564 - But he said it was Amar Singh. - The old man's getting senile! 903 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,066 Neither can he see nor can he hear properly! 904 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:30,986 Very smart! What can we do for you? 905 00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:43,540 Just tell me where the old gentleman is. 906 00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:45,333 He's gone to sleep. 907 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:49,004 I am not feeling very good either. 908 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,840 l think I too will lie down for some time. 909 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:54,509 We've made all the arrangements for you to lie down! 910 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:59,139 - Where's my cane? - Cane? Here it is! 911 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:00,974 Oh, mother! 912 00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:05,771 You should have let me know, if your disguise had come off. 913 00:51:06,354 --> 00:51:07,689 I too would have fled with you. 914 00:51:09,274 --> 00:51:11,818 Not even my enemies should have friends like you! 915 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:15,238 So, return to Bhopal. It's simply not your cup of tea. 916 00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:17,991 What are two cups for? Take away one! 917 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,119 We'll share the tea. It'll strengthen our friendship. 918 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:24,498 Keep it there and scoot! To hell with your friendship! 919 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,958 You always get me beaten up! 920 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,376 - You think I am a fool? - Yes. 921 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:31,087 - You... - Hey! You're already all broken up. 922 00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:32,547 One punch and you'll break to pieces! 923 00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:34,841 Only my back is broken not my elbow! 924 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,343 Threatening me with your elbow? 925 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:37,594 - Shall I hit you? - No... 926 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,221 What are you fighting for? 927 00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:42,974 There are only the two of you now. I've already quit the race. 928 00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:44,684 Quiet! When were you in the race? 929 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,353 You both are not even in my league! 930 00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:50,065 - Yes! What! - I was in the race too! 931 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:53,109 But I forgot all about romance, after seeing his fate. 932 00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:55,320 I am happy as I am. 933 00:51:55,570 --> 00:51:58,365 But I'll always help you. Till I breathe my last! 934 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,910 Learn a thing or two from him! Look how wise he's being! 935 00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:04,287 Henceforth, you too start helping me, ok? 936 00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:05,247 You'll see it. 937 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,290 - God will never forgive you! - Shut up! 938 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:09,543 Why don't you people take turns in trying? 939 00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:11,378 That's a good idea! I'll make the first attempt. 940 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:12,212 Yes. 941 00:52:12,754 --> 00:52:15,298 First get into the position of making an attempt! 942 00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:17,425 You'll suffer the consequences... 943 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:18,552 - ...of my curse! - Shut up! 944 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,055 - Have you seen the film 'Sholay'? - Yes. At least ten times! 945 00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,349 - His dad wrote it. - Don't drag him into this! 946 00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:26,977 - Hey! - You can! You can! 947 00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:28,770 In 'Sholay'... 948 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:32,274 ...Amitabh and Dharmendra tossed a coin to decide everything. 949 00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:34,901 You do that too. The winner will make the first attempt. 950 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,530 - Yes! Now, that's a good idea! - We'll leave it to the toss. 951 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:41,199 Winners are wise, losers are apes! 952 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:43,285 Ok? Here's the coin. 953 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,954 Now listen. Heads I win, tails you lose. 954 00:52:46,162 --> 00:52:48,206 - Is that ok? - No! Reverse that! 955 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:51,626 Ok, fine. Tails you lose, heads I win. 956 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:52,627 Is it fine now? 957 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:53,378 - That's fine. - Fine. 958 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,922 Here goes the coin and the winner... 959 00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:56,965 - Oh, my! - Oh, mother! 960 00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:58,842 Tails you lose, I win! 961 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,720 Here I come, Raveena! 962 00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:06,141 If he wins heads, you win tails. You haven't lost! You've won! 963 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:08,935 Oh, yes! I am the conqueror! 964 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:10,520 But he's made an ape out of you! 965 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:14,232 My plan will take me straight to the girl's bedroom! 966 00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:15,442 - To the bedroom? - Absolutely! 967 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,069 Once you reach the bedroom... 968 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,113 ...it won't take much to reach her heart. 969 00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,741 - Not at all. - But there's a problem. 970 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,243 - The stick. - Stick? 971 00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:29,205 The girl must somehow be made to hit me with a stick. 972 00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:32,751 - But why will she hit you? - Because I'll irritate her. 973 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:37,631 - So you'll irritate her? - Yes, a lot... 974 00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:40,383 - But why? - Because I want her to hit me. 975 00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:41,927 Will you quietly get hit? 976 00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:45,472 - With pleasure. - Don't worry. I'll supply the stick. 977 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,349 - Really? - Certainly! 978 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,872 "I feel like coming close to you." 979 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:13,875 "And as I come closer, I'd become yours." 980 00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:19,047 "I feel like coming close to you." 981 00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:21,716 "And as I come closer, I'd become yours." 982 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:24,803 "In streets and by lanes..." 983 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:30,141 "How long do I wander around crazed?" 984 00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:34,354 "Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!" 985 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:38,024 "I feel like coming close to you." 986 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:40,652 "And as I come closer, I'd become yours." 987 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,321 "I feel like coming close to you." 988 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:46,199 "And as I come closer, I'd become yours." 989 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,202 "In streets and by lanes..." 990 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:54,332 "How long do I wander around crazed?" 991 00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:58,169 "Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!" 992 00:55:18,815 --> 00:55:20,483 "I agree..." 993 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:25,155 "...you're among the most beautiful pearly dames..." 994 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:29,034 "But l, my beloved, am no less either!" 995 00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:31,286 "You can ask about me..." 996 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:35,874 "...from the legendary lovers too." 997 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:40,253 "But apart from you, I have no other." 998 00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:44,924 "I am crazy for you, known to all but just not to you." 999 00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:50,346 "I am crazy for you, known to all but just not to you." 1000 00:55:51,264 --> 00:55:53,600 "Listen, darling, stop pretending..." 1001 00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:56,269 "There's no point in being so uptight." 1002 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,897 "Listen, darling, stop pretending..." 1003 00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:01,608 "There's no point in being so uptight." 1004 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:04,611 "In streets and by lanes..." 1005 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:08,865 "How long do I wander around crazed?" 1006 00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:15,121 "Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!" 1007 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:17,791 "I feel like coming close to you..." 1008 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:20,460 "...and as I come closer, I'd become yours." 1009 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:23,546 "In streets and by lanes..." 1010 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:27,967 "How long do I wander around crazed?" 1011 00:56:29,594 --> 00:56:33,515 "Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!" 1012 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,799 "Let me come..." 1013 00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:13,054 "...closer to you, let us lose everything..." 1014 00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:17,267 "What does one do when his heart is uncontrollable too?" 1015 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:21,396 "I'll always play with your tresses like this..." 1016 00:57:22,188 --> 00:57:23,857 "And tease you a little." 1017 00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:28,111 "When all this is inevitable, why should we worry?" 1018 00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:30,864 "Come and keep me in your heart..." 1019 00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:31,906 "...and hide me in your arms, oh, darling!" 1020 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:38,204 "Come and keep me in your heart hide me in your arms, darling!" 1021 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:41,583 "Look at me, with the eyes you have." 1022 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:44,377 "Think of me, with the sense you are endowed with." 1023 00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:46,963 "Look at me, with the eyes you have." 1024 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,757 "Think of me, with the sense you are endowed with." 1025 00:57:50,091 --> 00:57:52,802 "In streets and by lanes..." 1026 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:57,140 "How long do I wander around crazed?" 1027 00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:03,188 "Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!" 1028 00:58:03,688 --> 00:58:05,899 "I feel like coming close to you..." 1029 00:58:06,232 --> 00:58:08,485 "...and as I come closer, I'd become yours." 1030 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:11,696 "In streets and by lanes..." 1031 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,867 "How long do I wander around crazed?" 1032 00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:22,290 "Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!" 1033 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:34,802 "I feel like coming close to you..." 1034 00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,472 "...and as I come closer, I'd become yours." 1035 00:58:37,805 --> 00:58:40,266 "I feel like coming close to you..." 1036 00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:43,228 "...and as I come closer, I'd become yours." 1037 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:50,485 Police! Police! 1038 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,904 She's killed him! Is anybody there?! 1039 00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:55,240 - Police! - No! I haven't done this! 1040 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:56,449 - I haven't done this! - Nonsense! 1041 00:58:56,616 --> 00:59:00,078 I saw it! It was your hand! It was your stick! 1042 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,498 One hit and the poor chap died! 1043 00:59:03,748 --> 00:59:04,832 - Listen to me! - Police! 1044 00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:07,919 The stick kept coming before me and he continued misbehaving. 1045 00:59:08,336 --> 00:59:10,922 I held myself from hitting him... 1046 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:12,966 But you struck at last! Police! 1047 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,842 Listen! Please don't call the police! 1048 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,304 - Who else can I call? - He's breathing! He'll get up. 1049 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:19,806 How will the poor chap wake up? 1050 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:22,392 It'll take four people to haul him up now. 1051 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,895 He's left the world for good! He died at a young age! 1052 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:30,066 - Police! - No! Don't call the police! 1053 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,359 I'll get him cured! 1054 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,069 Please give me a hand! 1055 00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:46,124 Where am I? Who am I? Who are you people? 1056 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:50,795 Where have I come from? What's my name? 1057 00:59:51,629 --> 00:59:54,716 - The poor fellow lost his memory! - Very smart! 1058 00:59:55,174 --> 00:59:57,510 All this happened because of the blow you gave him! 1059 00:59:59,053 --> 01:00:00,597 Why do you keep scolding me?! 1060 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:03,808 Why is she crying? What blow? Which blow? 1061 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,102 I can't understand anything. 1062 01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:10,440 Won't you people tell me? You tell me! You'll have to! 1063 01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:13,860 - Smart boy! - What have you done, Raveena? 1064 01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:17,238 You too scold me?! I won't speak to anyone! 1065 01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:19,741 I'll have to call the police now! Police! 1066 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:22,327 Don't call the police. Please! 1067 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:25,204 It was I who hit him, I'll have him treated too. 1068 01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:26,748 Till he recovers... 1069 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:29,083 ...I'll keep him here and care for him! 1070 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,837 You're so nice. So beautiful... 1071 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:34,797 How much you care for me. 1072 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:38,134 - What's your name, Ms. Raveena? - Raveena. 1073 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:41,220 It's necessary for you to recover soon. 1074 01:00:41,512 --> 01:00:44,891 - What's the hurry? - Mr. Bajaj is coming tomorrow. 1075 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:46,267 Oh, my! 1076 01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:49,854 I've made a mistake, sir. I forgot to tell you. 1077 01:00:50,521 --> 01:00:54,233 Mr. Bajaj called from London to say he's coming next week. 1078 01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:57,403 Daddy's just impossible! He's left us here all alone. 1079 01:00:57,820 --> 01:01:00,281 There's some problem every day. He's not bothered about us! 1080 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,117 I think so too. He doesn't care for you. 1081 01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:06,663 What kind of a dad is he? He should've been here. With you. 1082 01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:09,290 Just think two girls, poor things... 1083 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:10,917 - ...all alone in a strange city. - Indeed! 1084 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,294 Robert, dial his number. I'll talk to him. 1085 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:19,175 Who am I? Where am I? 1086 01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:22,845 Very smart! 1087 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:30,478 - Who is this? - Very smart! 1088 01:01:31,312 --> 01:01:33,648 You seemed to be pretty decent in your younger days. 1089 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:37,235 You were fooled, weren't you? 1090 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,446 That's the game! He's my brother, my twin. 1091 01:01:41,656 --> 01:01:43,074 Mr. Ramgopal Bajaj. 1092 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:46,369 My name's not Teja It's Shyamgopal Bajaj. 1093 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:50,540 - Shyam-Ram. Ram-Shyam. - How interesting! 1094 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:52,291 He was my father's pet. 1095 01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:56,087 My old man used to love him a lot. 1096 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,881 I wonder what spell he had them under... 1097 01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:00,800 ...but he was always considered to be Lord Ram.. 1098 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,301 ...and I was Ravan. 1099 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:07,056 I had decided then. that I'd knock off my dad... 1100 01:02:07,181 --> 01:02:08,641 ...and clear his cards too. 1101 01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:10,727 And I gave it a good try. 1102 01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:15,648 But by mistake, our clerk Harishankar, was knocked off. 1103 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:17,692 But it was good. 1104 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:20,820 He used to bore me with a lot of holy nonsense. 1105 01:02:22,196 --> 01:02:26,242 I was sentenced to ten years of imprisonment in that case. 1106 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,244 I was in jail for ten years! 1107 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:30,913 When I came out, the whole scene had changed. 1108 01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:34,751 He went to London and multiplied his ten million to 300! 1109 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:38,254 But, sir, why didn't you go to London too? 1110 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:42,633 How could I go to London? The police is on my trail. 1111 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:47,346 Mogambo's nephew is hunting me for the five lakh that I swindled. 1112 01:02:48,055 --> 01:02:51,142 Don't I want to see London? But how could I go? 1113 01:02:51,392 --> 01:02:52,769 How sad! 1114 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,439 But now the bad days are behind us. 1115 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,649 That girl is his daughter! 1116 01:03:00,067 --> 01:03:02,779 Let her enter my domain just once... 1117 01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:08,075 ...l will not be defeated like Ravan was! 1118 01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:11,162 I'll see your end! 1119 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,957 A profit of millions for only one murder?! 1120 01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:18,586 Leave that to me, Mr. Teja. 1121 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:23,299 I'll kill him in a manner he won't even realize he's dead. 1122 01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:27,220 But you will kill him only when he comes to India, won't you? 1123 01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:30,723 But when will he come to India? When will he? 1124 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:34,477 His daughter's here, sir. He'll certainly come! 1125 01:03:35,603 --> 01:03:38,773 Good! That's very good! 1126 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:43,277 Kill his daughter then! 1127 01:03:47,448 --> 01:03:50,952 - Who's that? Ms. Raveena? - What's the matter, Tilu? 1128 01:03:51,744 --> 01:03:54,080 What did I say, Ms. Raveena? When I got up this morning... 1129 01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:56,958 ...l saw that I had lost my eyesight. 1130 01:03:57,875 --> 01:03:59,502 Where are we, by the way? 1131 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:04,841 The world seemed strange when I lost my memory... 1132 01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:08,761 ....and now it's turning dark, when I've lost my eyesight. 1133 01:04:09,303 --> 01:04:10,555 Get a grip on yourself, Tilu. 1134 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:14,475 Control, my foot! Excuse me, step aside! 1135 01:04:20,147 --> 01:04:21,816 Leave me! Leave me! 1136 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:25,361 - No! - Let me go! I have no right to live! 1137 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,946 - I've no right to live! - Madam! 1138 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,533 - What's going on here? - He's committing suicide. 1139 01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:33,578 Oh?! There's someone to see you, madam. 1140 01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,621 - Let go of me! Let me go, I said! - Me? Who is it? 1141 01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:37,498 Oh, my! 1142 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,878 - Who are you? - What is it? 1143 01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:46,465 Police. Please don't worry. I am a police doctor. 1144 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:49,552 Just as the police smells out the criminals... 1145 01:04:49,677 --> 01:04:53,639 ...l reach the patients by the scent I get. 1146 01:04:54,515 --> 01:04:57,184 Dr. Prem Khurana.. 1147 01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:00,354 Purana? 1148 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:08,821 Khurana! Not Purana, it's Khurana! Dr. Prem Khurana! 1149 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:13,159 I have information that there's a patient hiding in your house. 1150 01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:15,703 I didn't do it deliberately. 1151 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:16,913 I was only standing with the stick... 1152 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:19,040 I know that! But where is he? 1153 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,459 How should we have known that he'd lose his memory? 1154 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:23,544 Tilu's eyesight is failing him too. 1155 01:05:24,378 --> 01:05:27,131 - Tilu? - Yes, we found him at the hill... 1156 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:28,883 ...so we call him Tilu. 1157 01:05:29,675 --> 01:05:32,345 He'll see everything clearly once he sees me. Right, Tilu? 1158 01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,555 - You? - Saw that? Hasn't he recognized me?! 1159 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:36,432 Will he get back his memory? 1160 01:05:36,515 --> 01:05:38,684 - Of the last seven births! - Wow! 1161 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,896 - I know this ailment well. - Who's he, Ms. Raveena? 1162 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:43,648 - He's a doctor. - Doctor?! 1163 01:05:43,814 --> 01:05:46,943 Dr. Prem Khurana. I am a pretty old hand. 1164 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,528 Oh. my! He seems more like a carpenter! 1165 01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:52,365 - My father was a carpenter. - I don't want him treating me. 1166 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,952 Give me poison instead but I don't want him. I want to die. 1167 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,787 I'll fulfill that wish too. Leave her hand. 1168 01:05:58,329 --> 01:05:59,288 - No. - Let go of her hand! 1169 01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:01,457 Ms. Raveena, he has a contagious disease! 1170 01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:07,088 Everything will be ok, now that I've come. 1171 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:10,424 The name's Prem... Prem Khurana. 1172 01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:12,969 See how I set him right now. 1173 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:34,365 Doctor... You rascal, Prem! Forgot our friendship? 1174 01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:36,993 - I am your friend! - To hell with it! 1175 01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:38,202 I feel like strangling you! 1176 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:40,788 I'll give you an injection meant for horses. You'll neigh too! 1177 01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:45,167 What are you discussing with him? 1178 01:06:45,751 --> 01:06:47,086 That's confidential. 1179 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,755 - Confidential? - Yes. 1180 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,558 Distractions! Doctor! Tilu! The treatment! 1181 01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:02,143 What's all this? 1182 01:07:02,309 --> 01:07:05,438 You can understand my pain. I don't want my memory. 1183 01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:07,440 I'll manage with what little I have. 1184 01:07:07,606 --> 01:07:09,400 Ms. Raveena, this disease is contagious! 1185 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:14,822 To treat him, you must keep him away from food. 1186 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:19,160 Will he recover his memory if he's hit on the same spot again? 1187 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:20,953 - That's possible. - Oh, no! 1188 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:23,372 Can we give him another blow? 1189 01:07:23,664 --> 01:07:26,459 Why not! Not a bad idea! 1190 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:27,376 No! 1191 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:31,005 He must be hit on the same spot. A hard blow! 1192 01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:34,884 I'll hit him! I'll succeed if I give him two or four blows! 1193 01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:37,094 - Yes! - Oh, my! I've had it! 1194 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:41,265 You hit him earlier, Ms. Raveena. Let me try now. 1195 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:42,933 What do you mean? Who brought him here? 1196 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:46,520 You're going to get a sound thrashing! 1197 01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,857 You'll be thrashed good! 1198 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:53,694 - Sir, shall I hit? - Leave this to me. 1199 01:07:54,111 --> 01:07:58,115 Only tell me when and how many blows he must be given. 1200 01:07:58,407 --> 01:07:59,909 - Can I try, sir? - Shut up! 1201 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:02,953 Those two and these two! Four in all! 1202 01:08:03,412 --> 01:08:05,164 - Sir, please... - Madam, listen... 1203 01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:06,082 No, Robert! 1204 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,417 - The doctor's here! - Raveena... 1205 01:08:08,542 --> 01:08:11,712 Silence! Quiet! Order! 1206 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:14,173 Everybody will be given a fair chance. 1207 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:16,675 Give him two blows, when he gets up. 1208 01:08:17,468 --> 01:08:20,304 Keep giving him two blows, as and when he wants to sleep. 1209 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,806 I get up before everybody else does, sir. 1210 01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:23,099 Shut up. 1211 01:08:23,557 --> 01:08:25,810 I am the doctor! I'll give the first two blows! 1212 01:08:26,018 --> 01:08:28,020 Ms. Raveena, please listen to me. 1213 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,399 He's escaping! 1214 01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:36,237 Let me go! Help! 1215 01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:38,239 The injection! 1216 01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:40,449 One, two, three! 1217 01:08:44,537 --> 01:08:46,163 There's nothing to worry about, is there, doctor? 1218 01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:47,748 - I've given him the injection. - Ok. 1219 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,917 He needs blessings and blows now. 1220 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,293 Don't forget to keep hitting him. 1221 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,796 Till he recovers, I'll stay here. 1222 01:08:54,004 --> 01:08:57,216 - Very smart! An unwanted guest? - That's how I am. 1223 01:08:57,842 --> 01:08:59,552 Accommodate him in the outhouse, Robert. 1224 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:01,971 Not there. In this house, near your room. 1225 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,474 - Give me the room opposite mine. - Is there nothing adjoining? 1226 01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:09,270 - There is. Near mine. - Opposite will do. Thanks. 1227 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:15,943 The doctor's very nice. Isn't he? 1228 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:19,321 - Gone crazy over him, have you? - No! 1229 01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:21,365 - We've to give Tilu some blows. - Yes! 1230 01:09:21,866 --> 01:09:23,325 Come on, we've to give him blows. 1231 01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:27,246 - This is a unique bouquet, Robert. - It's beautiful, sir. 1232 01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:30,124 - I've kept a time-bomb in it. - You hold it. 1233 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:33,127 It's time for Raveena to come out. 1234 01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:36,255 The time she smilingly picks it up... 1235 01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:38,465 ...it'll blast at that fixed time. 1236 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:41,510 And that will be the last time she will be alive. 1237 01:09:42,219 --> 01:09:44,597 It's time for you to keep the bouquet. 1238 01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:46,932 But if I keep it, the police will... 1239 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:51,353 Don't worry, Robert. I've written Tilu's name on it. 1240 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:55,733 Tilu will go to prison and Raveena to heaven. 1241 01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:59,570 It's like killing two people using the same arrow! 1242 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:03,490 Shut up, Robert! It's like killing two, with one arrow. 1243 01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:07,411 Go now. There's very little time in the time-bomb left. 1244 01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:09,788 - Have you switched it on?! Oh, God! - Yes! 1245 01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:11,582 Not this way! That way! 1246 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:19,590 - Is the car ready, Robert? - No! Yes, it is! 1247 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:21,842 No! 1248 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:28,474 I've kept the time-bomb on the table, sir. 1249 01:10:28,682 --> 01:10:31,352 - Raveena will be out soon. - Very good timing, Robert! 1250 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:35,231 Good timing is ok, but when will good times come? 1251 01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:38,234 Good times will be upon us very soon. 1252 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,611 What's that? Flowers?! 1253 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,698 For Raveena? From Tilu?! 1254 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:48,452 You dare do this! Let me think. I'll put my name there... 1255 01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:50,079 Oh, mother! Who is it? 1256 01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:52,831 What's going on, doctor? Who are you giving the bouquet to? 1257 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,210 And what's this behind you? What are you hiding? 1258 01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:58,837 For Raveena, is it? Tilu! 1259 01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:01,131 Your name instead of mine? What's going on? 1260 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:02,258 Amar... 1261 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:04,218 Don't mess with me, Mr. Tilu! 1262 01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:06,136 Who's Tilu? I'll give you a kick! 1263 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,888 What's going on? What's happening, Tilu? 1264 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:10,683 Ms. Raveena, I brought you flowers... 1265 01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,185 ...and this doctor is hitting me! 1266 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:16,021 - Well, doctor? - No! I brought the flowers! 1267 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:19,191 - I brought them! - I did! 1268 01:11:20,025 --> 01:11:22,403 Ms. Raveena, I'll come from there, soon enough! 1269 01:11:22,736 --> 01:11:24,822 Ms. Raveena, I am coming from that side! Come! 1270 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,459 - I brought them! - I did! 1271 01:11:37,584 --> 01:11:38,585 - Ms. Raveena! Catch! - Ms. Raveena! Catch! 1272 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:39,712 - Oh, my! - Oh, my! 1273 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:43,882 Start counting, Robert. 1274 01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:46,093 - Have the good times arrived? - Yes! 1275 01:11:46,510 --> 01:11:48,512 - 10, 8.. - 9... 1276 01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:49,680 - You threw it! - You did! 1277 01:11:49,763 --> 01:11:50,472 I'll kill you! 1278 01:11:50,597 --> 01:11:53,058 - 5, 3... - 4... 1279 01:11:53,517 --> 01:11:55,686 - 2... - Explosion! 1280 01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:59,064 - Oh, mother! What happened? - Oh, my! 1281 01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:09,575 What you mean to say is that... 1282 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:13,579 ...you couldn't do the job because of those two clowns. 1283 01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,874 Very good. 1284 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:20,377 I've got great satisfaction. 1285 01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:23,547 Sorry, sir. We made a mistake. 1286 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,342 Those two boys are very smart, sir. 1287 01:12:27,092 --> 01:12:29,094 - At breakfast yesterday... - Shut up, Robert! 1288 01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:34,141 Please don't worry, Mr. Teja. 1289 01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:39,396 A snoring rat can't awaken a lion, can it? 1290 01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,483 - According to our new plan-- - Shut up! 1291 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:44,818 You and your plans! 1292 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,946 I am going through a bad patch! 1293 01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:53,285 They speak like lions and are not even rats themselves! 1294 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:55,537 I don't want any excuses this time. 1295 01:12:55,954 --> 01:12:57,998 Do anything, but finish the job. 1296 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:01,418 And this time, come here with the news of their death! 1297 01:13:01,710 --> 01:13:04,046 I'll come with the corpse, if you wish. 1298 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:07,383 Or better still, I'll kill her here in your presence. 1299 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,176 Very smart! 1300 01:13:09,843 --> 01:13:13,389 We've very smartly managed to discover something more, sir. 1301 01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:18,394 Mr. Bajaj of London converted all his wealth into diamonds. 1302 01:13:18,685 --> 01:13:20,104 He'll arrive here in ten days. 1303 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:22,106 We heard that when he was talking... 1304 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,524 ...to his daughter over the phone. 1305 01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:29,613 - What did boss say? - I couldn't hear him. 1306 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:32,533 But he definitely must have said 'Smart boy'! 1307 01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:38,705 Will I get food today, Ms. Raveena? 1308 01:13:38,872 --> 01:13:39,915 Yes, you will. 1309 01:13:39,998 --> 01:13:41,875 - Really? - Really! 1310 01:13:42,876 --> 01:13:46,839 - Has the doctor left? - Forget him and eat. Ok? 1311 01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:50,759 So much of food?! For me?! 1312 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:54,471 - Chicken! Biryani! Kebab! - Careful! 1313 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:55,305 Where do I start? 1314 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,559 Let's start with chicken! Oh, my! Who hit me? 1315 01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:01,728 Do not touch! Don't you touch it. 1316 01:14:02,396 --> 01:14:04,648 - All that food is for us. - Yes! 1317 01:14:04,898 --> 01:14:06,942 - And this food is for you. - Yes. 1318 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,236 Karishma, please display item number one. 1319 01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:13,449 Pepper-balls, ginger sweets... 1320 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:16,326 ...bitter gourd soup and chilies-salad. 1321 01:14:19,204 --> 01:14:23,000 I think I am recovering already! 1322 01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:26,462 - Anything else? - No. 1323 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,338 Your treatment continues then. 1324 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:31,592 Eat it, Tilu. You'll recover soon. 1325 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:35,929 Eat it as if it were medicine. The doctor himself made it. 1326 01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:40,309 I won't eat this! I'd rather die than eat this! 1327 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,104 How can you die like this, Tilu? 1328 01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:48,358 We won't let you die so easily, after all. 1329 01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:52,154 Feed him with your hands, miss. 1330 01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:54,615 He'll have to eat then, isn't that right, Tilu? 1331 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:58,118 Else, it'll break her heart. 1332 01:14:58,285 --> 01:14:59,786 Eat this. 1333 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,668 No! 1334 01:15:21,725 --> 01:15:25,062 You're very smart, doctor. 1335 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:27,814 - Really? - Really! 1336 01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:41,954 - Who's all that food for, Robert? - It's for the doctor, sir. 1337 01:15:42,871 --> 01:15:47,209 - Is it something special? - Yes. Especially for him. 1338 01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:49,670 With lots of butter. 1339 01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:51,880 I can't hope for all this. 1340 01:15:52,130 --> 01:15:54,550 Could you get my medicines from upstairs? 1341 01:15:54,758 --> 01:15:56,385 - Yes. - I'll live on them now. 1342 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,971 - I'll get it, sir. - Hurry. 1343 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:04,768 Pepper-balls for me and mutton-soup for you?! 1344 01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:08,272 Here's a laxative for horses. It really knocks them out! 1345 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:11,066 - You'll crave for food! - Is dinner served, Robert? 1346 01:16:19,032 --> 01:16:20,367 Does it have enough of butter, Robert? 1347 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:23,662 This is delicious! 1348 01:16:24,329 --> 01:16:27,916 Mutton soup! Chicken! Kebab! 1349 01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:38,302 Is anything left? No. The food was excellent today. 1350 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:39,469 Very good, Robert! 1351 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:42,556 - Where's Ms. Raveena, Robert? - Upstairs. 1352 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:44,182 Thank you! 1353 01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:49,605 "For the first time, I've seen love in my darling's eyes..." 1354 01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:54,610 "Now is when my heart is contented too." 1355 01:16:58,363 --> 01:16:59,948 Excuse me, Ms. Raveena! 1356 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:01,783 It's you? Please come, doctor. 1357 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:08,123 - Stop calling me doctor. - What do you mean? 1358 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:13,045 - You can call me Prem. - Have some oranges. 1359 01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:16,131 Thanks. 1360 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:22,054 - I want to say something to you. - Yes, please. 1361 01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,931 Actually, this has to do with the heart. 1362 01:17:28,518 --> 01:17:31,438 Yes. From quite some time now... 1363 01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:34,816 Go on. 1364 01:17:39,279 --> 01:17:41,573 - Sorry? - I mean... give me two minutes. 1365 01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:56,672 - Excuse me! - Please come, doctor. 1366 01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:59,383 I asked you not to call me doctor. 1367 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:02,344 - Call me Prem. - Have some oranges. 1368 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:07,724 - Thank you. - You were saying something. 1369 01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:08,850 Yes. 1370 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:15,941 - Yes? - I was speaking from my heart. 1371 01:18:17,150 --> 01:18:18,985 Actually, I... 1372 01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:23,073 - What is it? - I... 1373 01:18:24,741 --> 01:18:26,952 For quite some time now... 1374 01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:32,749 Two minutes. 1375 01:18:43,677 --> 01:18:45,095 - Ms. Raveena! - Doctor! 1376 01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:47,055 Prem! 1377 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:48,140 - Oranges! - No! 1378 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,434 - You were saying something. - Yes, about my stomach... 1379 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,311 - No! About my heart. - Yes! 1380 01:18:58,775 --> 01:19:00,277 Are you ok, doctor? 1381 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:01,945 - Doctor, should I call a doctor? - You! 1382 01:19:02,779 --> 01:19:04,197 He was speaking his heart. 1383 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:05,657 - Heart? What was that? - Yes! 1384 01:19:05,824 --> 01:19:07,159 - I'll tell her later. - Tell her, pretty please. 1385 01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:09,161 - No! - I want to listen too. 1386 01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:09,995 No, let it be! 1387 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,914 Tell, please! You'll break her heart! 1388 01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:15,751 - Let it break! - Speak up, will you? 1389 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:17,961 - Don't shake me! - Speak up now or it'll be too late. 1390 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:21,506 - It's late, anyway! - Go away... 1391 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:24,509 Ms. Raveena! 1392 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:26,094 - Oranges! - Thank you! 1393 01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:30,432 - You're fine, I hope. - Indeed! What can happen to me? 1394 01:19:39,399 --> 01:19:42,152 Sir, how did it shut automatically? 1395 01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:45,739 The name is Crime Master Gogo! 1396 01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:48,784 I play with eyeballs as if they were marbles. 1397 01:19:49,075 --> 01:19:51,620 Where's your boss, Teja? He ran away with my money! 1398 01:19:51,828 --> 01:19:53,955 - We don't know! - We don't know, I swear! 1399 01:19:54,414 --> 01:19:57,876 - Tragedy! Get down! - Why? 1400 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:03,632 I must steal something since I've come. It's family business! 1401 01:20:03,757 --> 01:20:05,675 I am Mogambo's nephew Gogo! 1402 01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,724 - Gogo... - ...is pleased. 1403 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:21,149 Gogo's stunts are incredible, aren't they? 1404 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:25,362 This was your idea, wasn't it? 1405 01:20:25,946 --> 01:20:29,241 To please Karishma in order to know more about Raveena? 1406 01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:31,785 Exactly! Did she tell you something about Raveena? 1407 01:20:33,119 --> 01:20:34,454 What could she tell me? 1408 01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:36,873 Whenever I ask her about Raveena... 1409 01:20:37,290 --> 01:20:40,335 ...she starts staring at me. 1410 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,714 Karishma has fallen in love with you, kid. 1411 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:48,009 And deep down in your heart, you care for her too. 1412 01:20:49,135 --> 01:20:52,848 Yes, that's true. But how did you know? 1413 01:20:56,476 --> 01:20:59,437 You're crazy! Do I want to be a cook by marrying Karishma?! 1414 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,315 - Want to return to Bhopal then? - Oh, no. 1415 01:21:03,066 --> 01:21:05,026 I will not concede defeat so soon. 1416 01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:08,238 This story will take a new turn after the intermission. 1417 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:11,157 Only I will get married to Raveena! 1418 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,619 - Dr. Prem Khurana? - Oh, mother! 1419 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:18,582 - Where are you? - Hide! Quickly! 1420 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:20,208 Here's a blanket! 1421 01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:23,712 Who were you talking to? 1422 01:21:24,045 --> 01:21:25,130 To myself. 1423 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,883 Who will listen to my woeful tale? 1424 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,092 I will... 1425 01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:32,554 - No! - All day, all night... 1426 01:21:33,096 --> 01:21:37,684 ...without batting an eyelid. I will listen and listen... 1427 01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:43,398 I will tell you the story some other day. 1428 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:45,358 Now I must prepare the patient's medicine. 1429 01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:47,193 Why do you love him so much? 1430 01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:50,405 Love? If I could help it, I would strangle him! 1431 01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,908 - What does that mean? - I mean... 1432 01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:56,411 I'd thrust the medicine down his throat. So he'd recover. 1433 01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:57,746 Oh, I see! 1434 01:21:58,121 --> 01:22:00,206 Where's the noise coming from? What are you boiling? 1435 01:22:00,373 --> 01:22:02,834 It's my pain, actually! 1436 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:05,879 There's pain there and here too. 1437 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:08,924 Everybody's under pressure. What can one do? 1438 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:13,720 Cure Tilu soon, so that we can have some party and music. 1439 01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,765 Madam loves music a lot. 1440 01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:19,100 - Madam likes music? - Yes. 1441 01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:21,144 Raveena likes it? Listen to it then! 1442 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:25,398 "This night and these distances..." 1443 01:22:25,523 --> 01:22:28,652 "Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances..." 1444 01:22:28,818 --> 01:22:31,863 "This night and these distances..." 1445 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:34,658 "Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances..." 1446 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:39,037 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1447 01:22:39,579 --> 01:22:42,248 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1448 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:45,835 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1449 01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:49,589 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1450 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:53,051 "This night and these distances." 1451 01:22:53,259 --> 01:22:56,471 "Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances." 1452 01:22:56,596 --> 01:22:59,557 "This night and these distances..." 1453 01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:02,268 "Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances." 1454 01:23:02,435 --> 01:23:06,856 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1455 01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:10,068 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1456 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:13,738 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1457 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:17,575 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1458 01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:21,287 "This night and these distances." 1459 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:44,394 "I want to speak. Oh, so many things indeed." 1460 01:23:45,770 --> 01:23:52,652 "This has been my hope in nights that bleed." 1461 01:23:53,945 --> 01:23:59,367 "I want to speak. Oh, so many things indeed." 1462 01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:05,373 "This has been my hope in nights that bleed." 1463 01:24:05,957 --> 01:24:08,960 "Come out on the terrace now." 1464 01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:12,088 "A glance of a glimpse of yours, do show." 1465 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:15,425 "Come out on the terrace now." 1466 01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:17,552 "A glance of a glimpse of yours, do show." 1467 01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:22,390 "The state that you are in..." 1468 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:24,642 "...is the same state that I am in." 1469 01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:29,064 "The state that you are in, is the same state that I am in." 1470 01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:32,025 "The very same state is what I dwell in." 1471 01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:35,361 "I have to love on the sly..." 1472 01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:38,656 "This damn helplessness makes me sigh." 1473 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:42,160 "I have to love on the sly..." 1474 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:45,080 "This damn helplessness makes me sigh." 1475 01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:49,751 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1476 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:52,921 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1477 01:24:53,254 --> 01:24:56,216 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1478 01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:59,552 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1479 01:25:00,386 --> 01:25:04,057 "This night and these distances." 1480 01:25:23,493 --> 01:25:30,166 "Listen to what I say, oh, queen of my dreams." 1481 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:38,466 "Pleading has been for long, this soul through screams.'" 1482 01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:44,639 "Listen to what I say, oh, queen of my dreams." 1483 01:25:46,057 --> 01:25:51,020 "Pleading has been for long, this soul through screams." 1484 01:25:51,896 --> 01:25:54,899 "Oh come on now." 1485 01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:58,069 "Grace me with a graceful show." 1486 01:25:58,528 --> 01:26:01,281 "Oh come on now.." 1487 01:26:01,781 --> 01:26:04,325 "Grace me with a graceful show." 1488 01:26:05,285 --> 01:26:07,370 "The pain that you suffer." 1489 01:26:08,746 --> 01:26:10,540 "Is what I go through under." 1490 01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:15,253 "The pain that you suffer is what I go through under." 1491 01:26:15,461 --> 01:26:18,256 "Darling, it's the very same pain I suffer." 1492 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:21,509 "I have to love on the sly." 1493 01:26:21,759 --> 01:26:24,679 "This damn helplessness makes me sigh." 1494 01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:27,974 "I have to love on the sly." 1495 01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:30,935 "This damn helplessness makes me sigh." 1496 01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:35,690 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1497 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:39,110 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1498 01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:42,155 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1499 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:45,200 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1500 01:26:46,284 --> 01:26:49,370 "This night and these distances." 1501 01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:52,457 "Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances." 1502 01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:55,919 "This night and these distances." 1503 01:26:56,085 --> 01:27:00,089 "Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances." 1504 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:03,301 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1505 01:27:03,551 --> 01:27:06,346 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1506 01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:09,682 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 1507 01:27:09,849 --> 01:27:12,602 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 1508 01:27:12,977 --> 01:27:14,646 "For my heart..." 1509 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:18,149 "Two words..." 1510 01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:21,152 "For my heart..." 1511 01:27:22,445 --> 01:27:24,822 "Two words..." 1512 01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:26,407 "For my heart..." 1513 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:29,077 No! No! Oh, mother! 1514 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:37,085 This poison is extracted from a scorpion, Robert. 1515 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:40,964 Mix just two drops in somebody's drink... 1516 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:44,801 ...and the one who drinks it, turns blue and then yellow. 1517 01:27:45,301 --> 01:27:46,469 What happens after that, sir? 1518 01:27:46,636 --> 01:27:49,973 After that, he sleeps the slumber... 1519 01:27:50,139 --> 01:27:51,683 ...of death, forever. 1520 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,352 Economical and trusted. 1521 01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,312 It must be effective too? 1522 01:27:56,479 --> 01:27:57,730 Yes. 1523 01:27:58,022 --> 01:28:01,317 Oh, my! It looks as if it's used on animals! 1524 01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:03,111 - Yes. On buffaloes. - Buffaloes! 1525 01:28:03,903 --> 01:28:05,697 - Hold him tight, Ms. Raveena. - Oh, my! No! 1526 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,574 - I don't want it. - But I must give it! 1527 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:13,037 Remember, this poisoned drink is for Raveena. 1528 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,414 I'll give it to her, sir. 1529 01:28:14,497 --> 01:28:15,832 - Smart boy! - Thank you! 1530 01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:18,209 I don't want it! Leave me! 1531 01:28:20,003 --> 01:28:23,589 Tilu! Be a good boy! Let him give you the injection. 1532 01:28:23,798 --> 01:28:26,050 It's for your own good. Come on. 1533 01:28:26,342 --> 01:28:27,218 - Ms. Raveena! - Please. 1534 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:31,097 Do that again. Run your hands on my cheek, please! 1535 01:28:33,182 --> 01:28:36,060 - It's coming back. - Who? 1536 01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:38,021 My memory's returning! 1537 01:28:38,354 --> 01:28:39,814 Your memory?! Do it again, please. 1538 01:28:43,026 --> 01:28:44,193 It's here! It's back! 1539 01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:47,864 My memory's back! Thank you, oh, God! 1540 01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:50,616 - Ms. Raveena! I feel like... - Thank you God. 1541 01:28:52,368 --> 01:28:54,662 I am sorry! I am sorry, Ms. Raveena! 1542 01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:58,416 I can't control my joy! I don't know what I am doing! 1543 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,043 You understand, don't you? 1544 01:29:00,793 --> 01:29:02,295 You do?! 1545 01:29:03,254 --> 01:29:06,007 Oh, my! Ms. Raveena, I am sorry! 1546 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:08,343 My mistake! It's a miracle! A miracle! 1547 01:29:08,551 --> 01:29:12,138 To celebrate this, give your servants gifts on my behalf! 1548 01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:14,474 Give them a bonus and a day's holiday! 1549 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,351 - We normally do this. - You do? 1550 01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:18,728 I am Bhairavgarh's landlord... 1551 01:29:18,936 --> 01:29:21,105 ...Vikram Singh's son, Amar Singh! 1552 01:29:21,481 --> 01:29:25,651 I have only two hobbies, hunting and football. 1553 01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:27,195 I used to be a champion! 1554 01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:29,489 - Really? - I used to play for Mohan Bagan! 1555 01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:32,700 He's getting even crazier! I must give him this injection! 1556 01:29:32,867 --> 01:29:35,953 Hey, doctor! Just take your fees and get lost! 1557 01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:38,206 He's really gone mad, madam! 1558 01:29:38,331 --> 01:29:39,832 Insolent girl! You're a servant... 1559 01:29:39,999 --> 01:29:42,460 ...yet you climb sofas and even call me mad? Aren't you ashamed? 1560 01:29:42,585 --> 01:29:47,173 If you had recovered, the doctor would have known. 1561 01:29:47,423 --> 01:29:48,925 - Right, doctor? - Right! 1562 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,427 Wrong. The patient first knows whether he has recovered! 1563 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:52,220 Do you understand? 1564 01:29:52,345 --> 01:29:54,222 - Try to understand, madam. - Hey, hold on... 1565 01:29:54,388 --> 01:29:57,058 You've changed colors ever since the doctor has arrived! 1566 01:29:57,183 --> 01:29:58,810 Haven't you changed too? 1567 01:29:58,935 --> 01:30:00,436 Is he the one being treated or is it you? 1568 01:30:00,561 --> 01:30:03,272 - You'll become a patient too! - Ladies and gentlemen... 1569 01:30:03,481 --> 01:30:05,566 ...may I have your kind attention, please? 1570 01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:08,444 Relax! Please relax! 1571 01:30:09,112 --> 01:30:10,446 Have a seat. 1572 01:30:10,613 --> 01:30:12,365 It's Robert's birthday. 1573 01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:16,410 On this happy occasion, he has prepared a special drink. 1574 01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:18,955 It's called the Drink of the Heaven. 1575 01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:21,666 You may present the drinks, Robert. 1576 01:30:21,874 --> 01:30:24,168 You didn't tell me it was my birthday. 1577 01:30:24,335 --> 01:30:25,878 - Happy birthday, Robert! - Thank you. 1578 01:30:26,045 --> 01:30:27,296 - Come on! - Yes. 1579 01:30:30,883 --> 01:30:32,468 - Happy birthday! - Thank you. 1580 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,303 Happy birthday, Rabbit! 1581 01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:37,306 Take this glass. 1582 01:30:37,431 --> 01:30:38,850 Thank you, Robert! 1583 01:30:40,476 --> 01:30:41,477 Please, sir. 1584 01:30:41,602 --> 01:30:44,897 - Happy birthday, Robert! Live long. - Thank you. 1585 01:30:46,315 --> 01:30:47,942 - Cheers! Cheers, everybody! - Cheers! 1586 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:51,696 Cheers for Robert's birthday and to my regained memory! 1587 01:30:51,863 --> 01:30:55,283 You think we'd really believe you've regained your memory? 1588 01:30:55,658 --> 01:30:57,827 - What proof do you have? - Proof? Idiot! 1589 01:30:57,952 --> 01:31:01,080 I remember everything! I was a champion at football! 1590 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:02,915 Ms. Raveena... I was a champion. 1591 01:31:05,168 --> 01:31:08,588 I even remember that historic match of 1988... 1592 01:31:08,713 --> 01:31:11,799 ...when I scored six consecutive goals for Mohan Bagan! 1593 01:31:11,966 --> 01:31:14,051 Let me show you how. I was positioned here... 1594 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:16,721 ...and here was the wicket-keeper of the opposition. 1595 01:31:17,555 --> 01:31:21,434 The goal-keeper, idiot! This is football! 1596 01:31:21,726 --> 01:31:24,228 - Give me your glasses. Quick! - Our glasses? Why? 1597 01:31:24,395 --> 01:31:25,897 - Come on! - Here you are. 1598 01:31:26,105 --> 01:31:27,231 This house has strange servants. 1599 01:31:28,399 --> 01:31:29,609 Give me your glass. 1600 01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:31,736 Climbs the sofa, insolent girl! 1601 01:31:33,112 --> 01:31:35,323 May I have your glass, too, Ms. Raveena? 1602 01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:38,034 Let her finish her drink! 1603 01:31:38,201 --> 01:31:40,661 - Ok, you have it. - No, I don't want it. 1604 01:31:40,828 --> 01:31:44,707 - Go ahead. It's your birthday! - It's ok. Play your game. 1605 01:31:47,543 --> 01:31:50,296 As I had the ball with me, I was surrounded... 1606 01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:53,299 l was here and there, there and here... 1607 01:31:53,424 --> 01:31:56,260 ...left and right, fooling every one of them... 1608 01:31:56,385 --> 01:31:58,095 ...they kept running helter-skelter. 1609 01:31:58,262 --> 01:32:00,932 Making them dance, I approached... 1610 01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:04,101 ...maneuvering my way to the goal-keeper. 1611 01:32:04,227 --> 01:32:07,813 I made the goal-keeper dance too. And then, goal! 1612 01:32:09,815 --> 01:32:12,818 Do you have your proof now? Do you believe me? Yes! 1613 01:32:12,985 --> 01:32:15,238 Here are your glasses. 1614 01:32:15,529 --> 01:32:17,490 - Our glasses? - Here are yours. 1615 01:32:17,657 --> 01:32:18,950 - No, thank you. - Strange servants. 1616 01:32:19,158 --> 01:32:21,160 They refuse to take it! Take the glasses! 1617 01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:26,958 Ms. Raveena, please. 1618 01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:30,378 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1619 01:32:44,642 --> 01:32:46,143 Very good, Robert! Very good. 1620 01:32:56,070 --> 01:32:59,615 - Good, it's very good. - Very good, Robert. 1621 01:33:00,533 --> 01:33:03,202 Why aren't you people drinking? Go ahead. It's very good! 1622 01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:06,289 Don't show your teeth. Drink it! 1623 01:33:06,747 --> 01:33:10,167 It's my birthday, madam. I'll drink last. 1624 01:33:10,293 --> 01:33:12,295 He's insulting you, Ms. Raveena! 1625 01:33:12,878 --> 01:33:14,880 - Robert! - Happy birthday, Robert! 1626 01:33:16,674 --> 01:33:19,385 - What was that, Bhalla? - I'll drink it, madam. 1627 01:33:19,552 --> 01:33:20,720 Now you drink. 1628 01:33:33,190 --> 01:33:37,320 Thank you, sir. Now you can drink. 1629 01:33:39,405 --> 01:33:41,365 There's something fishy here. 1630 01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:44,118 - Bhalla! Go on, drink it! - Drink it! 1631 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:46,370 - Drink it! - Drink! 1632 01:33:47,955 --> 01:33:52,376 Swallow it! Go on! You'll get a blow! Swallow it! 1633 01:33:52,585 --> 01:33:54,837 Swallow or else I'll rap you on your butt! 1634 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:59,133 I knew something of this sort would happen. 1635 01:34:01,635 --> 01:34:06,057 If we go on like this, we'll be done for, one day! 1636 01:34:07,641 --> 01:34:09,518 I've got great satisfaction! 1637 01:34:10,269 --> 01:34:12,730 Sorry, sir. We made a mistake. 1638 01:34:13,314 --> 01:34:15,691 - That younger boy... - Shut up, Robert! 1639 01:34:16,776 --> 01:34:19,945 Please don't worry, Mr. Teja. 1640 01:34:21,030 --> 01:34:25,576 Till when will the prey escape the lion? 1641 01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:29,372 - According to my new plan-- - Plan! 1642 01:34:31,957 --> 01:34:34,794 What kind of people have you employed, Teja? 1643 01:34:34,919 --> 01:34:37,254 They wear suits worth 10,000 rupees. 1644 01:34:37,421 --> 01:34:39,256 But don't possess brains worth 10 paise! 1645 01:34:39,590 --> 01:34:42,968 You'll end up in a heap, if you keep such company. 1646 01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:46,847 You'll have to do something on your own, Teja! 1647 01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,934 Stand on your own two feet. Start now, Teja! 1648 01:34:52,812 --> 01:34:54,271 You both can't do a thing. 1649 01:34:55,606 --> 01:34:59,318 I think I'll have to deal with you now. 1650 01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:04,031 There's a fair being held at Mayavi hill tomorrow. 1651 01:35:04,615 --> 01:35:07,868 Both these girls will go to the fair too. 1652 01:35:08,285 --> 01:35:10,579 They will be killed there. 1653 01:35:10,746 --> 01:35:12,456 Very good. 1654 01:35:12,706 --> 01:35:15,167 But I will come to the fair too. 1655 01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:17,586 I'll deal the cards henceforth. 1656 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:22,091 But those two jokers... What's to be done with them? 1657 01:35:22,341 --> 01:35:26,971 Very simple! They both are destined to die at my hands. 1658 01:35:27,430 --> 01:35:29,181 According to the plan... 1659 01:35:30,391 --> 01:35:33,811 Hurry up, Ms. Raveena. There's a specific time to get to the temple. 1660 01:35:34,061 --> 01:35:35,521 Only then are you granted your wish. 1661 01:35:37,106 --> 01:35:38,732 What are you looking back for? 1662 01:35:38,899 --> 01:35:39,942 - Amar... - No, no, no. 1663 01:35:40,025 --> 01:35:42,111 Don't mention that inauspicious name now. 1664 01:35:42,278 --> 01:35:43,154 Let's go, uncle! 1665 01:35:45,197 --> 01:35:46,198 Well, my son... 1666 01:35:46,323 --> 01:35:48,159 ...where are you taking your sister? 1667 01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:51,745 Sister? Are you blind? Calling her my sister! 1668 01:35:51,954 --> 01:35:54,665 - Let's go to Mayavi hill. - Ok, sit down. 1669 01:35:54,832 --> 01:35:58,210 - Take my hand, dear. - Yes, he's an old man. 1670 01:35:58,586 --> 01:35:59,753 Come on. 1671 01:36:01,380 --> 01:36:05,217 What's the matter, dear? Where's the glow of your face? 1672 01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:08,471 Maybe you had to accompany someone else... 1673 01:36:08,846 --> 01:36:10,681 - ...and you're not! - Shut up! 1674 01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:15,561 Oh, God! You and Your ways! Grapes for an ape! 1675 01:36:16,437 --> 01:36:18,355 You dare call her an ape?! 1676 01:36:19,023 --> 01:36:23,027 No, son, I called her the grape. 1677 01:36:23,569 --> 01:36:25,821 Grape?! That's a nice fruit. 1678 01:36:26,655 --> 01:36:29,116 You can move a little, dear. 1679 01:36:29,450 --> 01:36:32,036 Don't touch her! Let's go! Old ass! 1680 01:36:32,203 --> 01:36:36,373 Thinking of your father, son? Let's go... 1681 01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:40,544 We'll go from the presence of everybody else! 1682 01:36:40,878 --> 01:36:42,963 Let's go... Let's go! 1683 01:36:44,632 --> 01:36:48,219 The rose fell off! Get it back for her, son. 1684 01:36:48,344 --> 01:36:50,262 We're getting late. I'll get you another. 1685 01:36:50,429 --> 01:36:51,931 What a shame! 1686 01:36:52,139 --> 01:36:55,768 Had the rose fallen off from my wife's hand... 1687 01:36:55,935 --> 01:36:56,894 ...l would have leapt after it! 1688 01:36:57,186 --> 01:36:59,563 Shame on the youngsters of the day! 1689 01:37:00,272 --> 01:37:01,857 - I'll get it. - Sit down. 1690 01:37:02,066 --> 01:37:03,776 You'll take ages! 1691 01:37:04,860 --> 01:37:06,445 Let's go! 1692 01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:08,531 - Hey! Prem! - Raveena! 1693 01:37:08,614 --> 01:37:09,532 - Stop! - Stop! 1694 01:37:09,907 --> 01:37:12,576 Hey, old man! Where are you taking her?! 1695 01:37:12,743 --> 01:37:14,286 Prem! 1696 01:37:19,625 --> 01:37:25,673 "Here you go." 1697 01:37:27,591 --> 01:37:31,387 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1698 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:34,598 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1699 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:39,603 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1700 01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:42,648 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1701 01:37:43,190 --> 01:37:47,736 "Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling." 1702 01:37:49,321 --> 01:37:54,034 "This beautiful weather and the crazy winds." 1703 01:37:55,327 --> 01:37:59,415 "Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling." 1704 01:37:59,623 --> 01:38:03,752 "This beautiful weather and the crazy winds." 1705 01:38:03,919 --> 01:38:09,508 "May sweep you off your feet." 1706 01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:11,635 "Here you go." 1707 01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:15,472 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1708 01:38:15,931 --> 01:38:19,268 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1709 01:38:19,685 --> 01:38:23,480 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1710 01:38:24,023 --> 01:38:26,609 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1711 01:38:45,669 --> 01:38:49,214 "So filled with magic are these days of spring." 1712 01:38:49,590 --> 01:38:53,385 "I hope they don't take away my breath." 1713 01:38:59,475 --> 01:39:03,228 "So filled with magic are these days of spring." 1714 01:39:03,395 --> 01:39:06,940 "I hope they don't take away my breath." 1715 01:39:07,274 --> 01:39:09,360 "Watch out, my darling." 1716 01:39:11,236 --> 01:39:13,322 "Lest you lose control." 1717 01:39:15,157 --> 01:39:18,661 "Come, let me give you support." 1718 01:39:18,827 --> 01:39:20,829 "Oh, my darling." 1719 01:39:21,121 --> 01:39:23,082 "Here you go." 1720 01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:25,000 "Here you go." 1721 01:39:25,167 --> 01:39:29,088 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1722 01:39:29,254 --> 01:39:32,966 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1723 01:39:33,425 --> 01:39:36,095 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1724 01:39:45,020 --> 01:39:49,149 "There's anger on the brow, but a smile on your lips." 1725 01:39:51,026 --> 01:39:54,655 "Oh, for this grace, I'd die for you!" 1726 01:39:54,822 --> 01:39:58,367 - "Oh! I'll die... - Indeed, my darling!" 1727 01:39:58,492 --> 01:40:00,494 "My darling!" 1728 01:40:00,953 --> 01:40:04,707 "There's anger on the brow, but a smile on your lips." 1729 01:40:04,832 --> 01:40:08,544 "Oh, for this grace, I'd die for you!" 1730 01:40:08,669 --> 01:40:12,339 "There's anger on the brow, but a smile on your lips." 1731 01:40:12,506 --> 01:40:16,260 "Oh, for this grace, I'd die for you!" 1732 01:40:16,468 --> 01:40:18,595 "Oh! I'll die." 1733 01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:22,391 "I will not be able to live!" 1734 01:40:24,184 --> 01:40:29,481 "Don't give me those looks, my dear. My darling!" 1735 01:40:29,690 --> 01:40:31,608 "Here you go." 1736 01:40:31,775 --> 01:40:35,904 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1737 01:40:36,071 --> 01:40:39,950 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1738 01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:43,704 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1739 01:41:07,227 --> 01:41:09,438 "Ok, I won't..." 1740 01:41:11,148 --> 01:41:14,777 "Ok, I won't be angry anymore." 1741 01:41:14,943 --> 01:41:18,572 "I'll now look into your grievances." 1742 01:41:20,783 --> 01:41:24,661 "Ok, I won't be angry anymore." 1743 01:41:24,828 --> 01:41:28,624 "I'll now look into your grievances." 1744 01:41:28,749 --> 01:41:32,127 "I'll now look into your grievances." 1745 01:41:32,628 --> 01:41:38,592 "My heart now knows, where my goal lies." 1746 01:41:40,344 --> 01:41:44,056 "My heart now knows, where my goal lies." 1747 01:41:44,181 --> 01:41:47,434 "Stop making those naughty gestures at me!" 1748 01:41:47,643 --> 01:41:49,353 "My darling!" 1749 01:41:50,062 --> 01:41:53,649 - "Here you go... - Here you go..." 1750 01:41:53,899 --> 01:41:57,611 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1751 01:41:58,153 --> 01:42:00,864 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1752 01:42:01,573 --> 01:42:05,202 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1753 01:42:05,828 --> 01:42:08,497 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1754 01:42:08,872 --> 01:42:12,876 "Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling." 1755 01:42:13,126 --> 01:42:16,964 "This beautiful weather and the crazy winds...." 1756 01:42:17,130 --> 01:42:20,342 "...may sweep you off your feet." 1757 01:42:20,634 --> 01:42:22,594 "My darling!" 1758 01:42:22,970 --> 01:42:24,805 "Here you go..." 1759 01:42:24,972 --> 01:42:28,725 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1760 01:42:29,184 --> 01:42:31,812 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1761 01:42:32,729 --> 01:42:36,525 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1762 01:42:36,692 --> 01:42:40,404 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1763 01:42:40,529 --> 01:42:44,241 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1764 01:42:44,741 --> 01:42:47,202 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1765 01:42:48,412 --> 01:42:51,665 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1766 01:42:52,666 --> 01:42:55,127 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1767 01:42:56,128 --> 01:42:59,590 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1768 01:43:00,340 --> 01:43:02,801 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1769 01:43:03,927 --> 01:43:07,723 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 1770 01:43:08,056 --> 01:43:10,851 "...with my heart on love's platter." 1771 01:43:16,857 --> 01:43:19,234 - You're 'that'. - What? 1772 01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:22,863 - 'That'. - What? 1773 01:43:23,947 --> 01:43:25,198 That! 1774 01:43:26,742 --> 01:43:29,953 'That'? That I am. 1775 01:43:38,712 --> 01:43:42,674 The love-birds are here. But where are my guys? 1776 01:43:44,176 --> 01:43:47,179 - Sir. - Where were you? 1777 01:43:47,429 --> 01:43:49,222 Sorry, sir. We fell asleep, sir. 1778 01:43:49,723 --> 01:43:52,351 - Where's the gun? - I have it, sir. 1779 01:43:52,851 --> 01:43:54,102 Here it is. 1780 01:43:54,770 --> 01:43:57,606 - What's this? - This is Vasco da Gama's gun. 1781 01:43:57,940 --> 01:43:59,191 Which 'mama' (uncle)? 1782 01:43:59,358 --> 01:44:00,984 It's Vasco da Gama's gun. 1783 01:44:01,485 --> 01:44:04,029 You don't need to aim with this. 1784 01:44:04,196 --> 01:44:07,532 Just imagine the guy and fire... It finds its target! 1785 01:44:09,743 --> 01:44:11,662 They will get me killed. 1786 01:44:24,758 --> 01:44:26,969 Let me take a look, sir. 1787 01:44:34,059 --> 01:44:35,477 What was that? 1788 01:44:40,774 --> 01:44:42,234 What do you think went wrong? 1789 01:44:43,527 --> 01:44:45,904 Vasco da Gama! 1790 01:44:46,071 --> 01:44:47,948 Vasco da Gama! 1791 01:44:54,997 --> 01:44:56,498 That's life, friend. 1792 01:44:57,040 --> 01:45:00,460 You win some, lose some. It's all a part of the game. 1793 01:45:00,877 --> 01:45:03,797 Hadn't I asked you to return to Bhopal... 1794 01:45:03,964 --> 01:45:05,590 ...as you wouldn't be able to win here? 1795 01:45:06,049 --> 01:45:09,553 Just think of the difference between you and Raveena. 1796 01:45:10,262 --> 01:45:12,556 You need looks and luck... 1797 01:45:12,931 --> 01:45:15,851 ...to marry such a wealthy girl. 1798 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:18,812 You lack both. 1799 01:45:19,813 --> 01:45:22,024 No problem. I know very well... 1800 01:45:22,232 --> 01:45:25,902 ...that a broken heart affects the brains, too. 1801 01:45:26,445 --> 01:45:30,073 Look what I've got. Rum to drive away your sorrows. 1802 01:45:30,824 --> 01:45:33,076 Have this tonight, to lessen your burden of sorrow. 1803 01:45:33,410 --> 01:45:36,621 But don't get hooked, it affects your liver. 1804 01:45:37,873 --> 01:45:39,958 I've got something to talk to you about. 1805 01:45:40,125 --> 01:45:42,127 Go upstairs. I have no time. Talk to Prem. 1806 01:45:42,461 --> 01:45:45,756 - You're misunderstanding me. - I don't talk to servants. 1807 01:45:46,048 --> 01:45:47,507 Goodbye. 1808 01:45:56,683 --> 01:45:59,186 I want to say something to you, Prem. 1809 01:45:59,311 --> 01:46:01,605 But that shouldn't affect our relationship. 1810 01:46:03,106 --> 01:46:04,399 Relationship? 1811 01:46:04,566 --> 01:46:07,402 What relationship? You're a strange girl! 1812 01:46:07,652 --> 01:46:10,947 I am not who you think I am. 1813 01:46:11,114 --> 01:46:13,283 - Meaning? - I am not Karishma. 1814 01:46:13,825 --> 01:46:16,912 What difference does it make? If not Karishma... 1815 01:46:17,079 --> 01:46:18,747 ...you could be Jamila, Shakila... 1816 01:46:18,914 --> 01:46:21,625 ...Sunita, Anita or Papita... 1817 01:46:22,125 --> 01:46:25,253 Whoever you are, my boat has capsized! 1818 01:46:25,420 --> 01:46:28,965 You see, Raveena is not Raveena. 1819 01:46:29,216 --> 01:46:32,385 She's me and I am her. 1820 01:46:33,929 --> 01:46:37,015 You are not you, you're her. 1821 01:46:37,265 --> 01:46:39,684 She's not her, she's you. 1822 01:46:40,227 --> 01:46:43,814 You are not you and she's not her. 1823 01:46:45,065 --> 01:46:48,485 Am I what I am, or not what I am? 1824 01:46:48,610 --> 01:46:50,070 - Who am I? - Idiot! 1825 01:46:50,445 --> 01:46:53,573 I am Ram Gopal Bajaj's daughter, Raveena Bajaj. 1826 01:46:53,949 --> 01:46:56,076 She's our accountant Harishankar's daughter... 1827 01:46:56,243 --> 01:46:57,494 ...Karishma. 1828 01:46:57,702 --> 01:46:58,703 - What? - Yes. 1829 01:46:59,371 --> 01:47:01,248 We had swapped names. 1830 01:47:02,499 --> 01:47:06,378 I wanted a boy to love me... 1831 01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:08,255 ...and not my wealth. 1832 01:47:09,297 --> 01:47:12,634 And that love... I've found in your eyes, Prem. 1833 01:47:12,843 --> 01:47:14,177 Really? 1834 01:47:14,845 --> 01:47:18,557 Really? Amar! 1835 01:47:23,603 --> 01:47:25,564 I have never liked India. 1836 01:47:27,732 --> 01:47:29,776 Even my friends used to tell me this. 1837 01:47:30,777 --> 01:47:33,905 That I have not been made for this country. 1838 01:47:34,865 --> 01:47:36,408 I should have been elsewhere. 1839 01:47:38,577 --> 01:47:40,787 It's good that you came from abroad and... 1840 01:47:41,204 --> 01:47:43,707 ...like a jeweler... 1841 01:47:44,124 --> 01:47:45,417 ...recognized a diamond. 1842 01:47:46,751 --> 01:47:50,338 Otherwise, the people here are, well... Like Indians. 1843 01:47:51,214 --> 01:47:52,507 They could never realize my true worth. 1844 01:47:52,674 --> 01:47:55,510 Amar, I've been trying to tell you... 1845 01:47:57,888 --> 01:48:01,516 You're trying to say that after marriage, we'll stay in London. 1846 01:48:01,641 --> 01:48:03,101 That we will have to. 1847 01:48:04,394 --> 01:48:08,023 To handle the huge business empire of your dad... 1848 01:48:08,648 --> 01:48:11,401 - I'll have to stay in London. - Amar... 1849 01:48:11,568 --> 01:48:14,112 You want to share your joy. 1850 01:48:15,989 --> 01:48:18,950 I believe in that, too. Excuse me... 1851 01:48:20,952 --> 01:48:22,287 Ladies and gentlemen... 1852 01:48:23,246 --> 01:48:24,623 ...your attention please. 1853 01:48:24,956 --> 01:48:27,459 The evening shall be dedicated to us. 1854 01:48:27,918 --> 01:48:29,961 The champagne and dinner for the evening... 1855 01:48:30,503 --> 01:48:33,423 - ...for all of you, is on us! - Amar! 1856 01:48:33,590 --> 01:48:36,468 - Applause! - Listen to me. 1857 01:48:36,635 --> 01:48:38,178 - Thank you. - Amar... 1858 01:48:38,386 --> 01:48:39,888 - Waiter. - What is he doing... 1859 01:48:40,472 --> 01:48:44,976 - How will it be possible? - You see, I can understand you. 1860 01:49:13,088 --> 01:49:17,092 Poor chap. I think he drank everything. 1861 01:49:19,970 --> 01:49:21,263 It happens... 1862 01:49:21,972 --> 01:49:25,767 A broken heart affects the brain. 1863 01:49:27,936 --> 01:49:31,106 Now, what can be done? I tried to make him understand. 1864 01:49:31,773 --> 01:49:33,692 That he should return to Bhopal. 1865 01:49:34,150 --> 01:49:37,529 That nothing was possible here. But he wouldn't listen. 1866 01:49:37,696 --> 01:49:39,906 - Now listen, Amar... - Nothing can be done. 1867 01:49:40,323 --> 01:49:41,491 It's too late. 1868 01:49:42,367 --> 01:49:44,619 The poor chap's youth will be spent in an asylum. 1869 01:49:44,953 --> 01:49:48,164 - Why don't you understand, Amar? - Please explain, Raveena. 1870 01:49:49,624 --> 01:49:51,334 I am not Raveena, I am Karishma. 1871 01:49:51,668 --> 01:49:53,336 She's Raveena Bajaj. 1872 01:49:53,461 --> 01:49:55,422 She's Ram Gopal Bajaj's only heir. 1873 01:49:55,547 --> 01:49:57,966 I am his accountant, Harishankar's daughter. 1874 01:49:58,717 --> 01:50:00,927 I did all this at Raveena's instructions. 1875 01:50:01,553 --> 01:50:05,807 Prem... Prem is not crazy. He's dancing in glee. 1876 01:50:06,057 --> 01:50:09,102 Raveena must have told him the truth. 1877 01:50:09,769 --> 01:50:12,439 Prem has won what you badly wanted. 1878 01:50:13,106 --> 01:50:15,900 I have no wealth, Amar. I have nothing. 1879 01:50:27,871 --> 01:50:30,540 Amar! Amar! Amar! 1880 01:50:33,126 --> 01:50:38,340 "...since I have fallen..." 1881 01:50:40,425 --> 01:50:43,970 "...in love with you." 1882 01:50:44,804 --> 01:50:46,681 - It's good that we took this route. - Yes. 1883 01:50:46,890 --> 01:50:50,894 Or Gogo would have caught us! How was the idea? 1884 01:50:52,187 --> 01:50:53,813 Crime Master Gogo. 1885 01:50:53,980 --> 01:50:56,316 - Where's your boss, Teja? - We don't know. 1886 01:50:56,483 --> 01:50:58,485 Why do you always harass us because of him? 1887 01:50:58,610 --> 01:51:01,821 I won't spare him. I'll have his eye-balls for marbles! 1888 01:51:02,030 --> 01:51:04,908 - I want my money! - You'll get your money! 1889 01:51:05,075 --> 01:51:07,452 Teja's brother is bringing diamonds from London. 1890 01:51:08,078 --> 01:51:10,205 He'll sell the diamonds and pay you off! 1891 01:51:10,663 --> 01:51:12,791 - I don't want the money. - Good. 1892 01:51:14,125 --> 01:51:15,502 I want the diamonds! 1893 01:51:15,877 --> 01:51:17,337 - Get down! - Why? 1894 01:51:18,254 --> 01:51:21,758 I'll steal something, since I am here! It's my family business! 1895 01:51:21,925 --> 01:51:23,968 Mogambo's nephew, Gogo! 1896 01:51:24,969 --> 01:51:26,888 - Gogo... - ...will be happy. 1897 01:51:28,306 --> 01:51:32,560 He took our scooter the last time and now our bicycle. 1898 01:51:32,769 --> 01:51:35,647 And the next time... 1899 01:51:37,565 --> 01:51:40,485 Did you see that? Gogo's gimmicks? 1900 01:51:40,652 --> 01:51:42,529 - Did you see that? - Smart boy. 1901 01:51:43,029 --> 01:51:44,697 He's not at the bus-stop or at the tea-shop... 1902 01:51:45,573 --> 01:51:47,617 - Where have you been? - Why? What's wrong? 1903 01:51:47,784 --> 01:51:50,453 Nothing yet... She went away crying. 1904 01:51:50,620 --> 01:51:51,329 Who? 1905 01:51:51,413 --> 01:51:52,747 - Raveena. - Which Raveena? 1906 01:51:52,956 --> 01:51:55,166 The one who was first Karishma and is now Raveena? 1907 01:51:55,417 --> 01:51:56,960 Or the one who was first Raveena and is now Karishma? 1908 01:51:57,085 --> 01:51:58,795 Is it the one who pretended to be the servant? 1909 01:51:59,087 --> 01:52:00,422 Or is it the one who pretended to be rich? 1910 01:52:00,630 --> 01:52:03,091 - Your Raveena! - What has happened to her? 1911 01:52:03,425 --> 01:52:06,428 She went away crying. She said that she'll commit suicide. 1912 01:52:07,387 --> 01:52:08,513 - What are you saying? - Read it. 1913 01:52:08,763 --> 01:52:09,806 - Where did she go? - There. 1914 01:52:11,683 --> 01:52:15,061 Raveena! Raveena! 1915 01:52:16,146 --> 01:52:17,689 Karishma! 1916 01:52:23,778 --> 01:52:25,321 Karishma! 1917 01:52:26,197 --> 01:52:28,116 Oh, God! Oh, no! 1918 01:52:28,366 --> 01:52:31,619 What's wrong? Why are you screaming? 1919 01:52:31,786 --> 01:52:33,663 What happened? I almost died! 1920 01:52:34,038 --> 01:52:36,708 What does this mean? What have you written? 1921 01:52:37,250 --> 01:52:40,044 What's wrong with that? I really came here to die. 1922 01:52:40,587 --> 01:52:43,381 But I found it a bit too high. 1923 01:52:43,798 --> 01:52:47,051 I'll jump from down below. It'll hurt less. 1924 01:52:47,260 --> 01:52:50,555 - What nonsense is this? - Why do you care, anyway? 1925 01:52:51,347 --> 01:52:53,391 Your love for me wasn't real in any case. 1926 01:52:55,143 --> 01:52:57,270 Raveena... I mean, Karishma. 1927 01:52:57,937 --> 01:53:00,315 Look at me. Look into my eyes. 1928 01:53:01,316 --> 01:53:03,026 Does my love seem fake to you? 1929 01:53:05,570 --> 01:53:07,864 I admit that I had come to enact a farce. 1930 01:53:09,115 --> 01:53:10,783 But I've really fallen in love with you. 1931 01:53:11,868 --> 01:53:13,453 Whoever you are, however you are... 1932 01:53:14,537 --> 01:53:15,663 ...I love you. 1933 01:53:15,872 --> 01:53:18,249 Your friend has hurt my friend. 1934 01:53:18,917 --> 01:53:21,711 - If something happens to her... - Oh, God! 1935 01:53:22,212 --> 01:53:24,797 ...I'll never forgive you! 1936 01:53:26,299 --> 01:53:28,593 - But, Karishma... - Not Karishma, Raveena! 1937 01:53:30,470 --> 01:53:33,056 Raveena. My friend talks a lot... 1938 01:53:33,181 --> 01:53:34,349 ...but he's a nice guy. 1939 01:53:34,599 --> 01:53:36,476 He'd never hurt your friend. 1940 01:53:36,768 --> 01:53:39,437 She's gone to end her life! What about that? 1941 01:53:39,521 --> 01:53:40,688 - Nothing. - What? 1942 01:53:40,772 --> 01:53:41,397 Oh, God! 1943 01:53:41,481 --> 01:53:46,277 Amar could even con the God of Death and bring Him here. 1944 01:53:46,611 --> 01:53:48,154 They'll be here any moment, arm in arm. 1945 01:53:48,947 --> 01:53:50,198 Hi! 1946 01:53:52,367 --> 01:53:53,117 - Hi! - Hi! 1947 01:53:53,201 --> 01:53:53,868 Where were you? 1948 01:53:54,035 --> 01:53:55,370 She had gone to end her life. 1949 01:53:55,537 --> 01:53:56,663 - From the top. - From the top? 1950 01:53:56,955 --> 01:53:57,956 She wanted a little lower. 1951 01:53:58,164 --> 01:53:59,249 - I have brought her back. - I see. 1952 01:53:59,666 --> 01:54:01,668 - Didn't I say, Karishma... - What did you say? 1953 01:54:03,086 --> 01:54:05,088 - It's very confusing! - Oh yes, it is! 1954 01:54:05,505 --> 01:54:06,839 - Raveena, I... - What is it? 1955 01:54:07,298 --> 01:54:10,260 - There you go. - This is a great problem. 1956 01:54:10,552 --> 01:54:12,554 We're not concerned with... 1957 01:54:12,637 --> 01:54:14,180 - ...what your real names are. - Right. 1958 01:54:14,305 --> 01:54:17,183 Your names will be what we have always called you! 1959 01:54:17,308 --> 01:54:19,227 - You're Raveena, for me. - And you're Karishma! 1960 01:54:25,775 --> 01:54:27,151 At least, meet Amar and Prem... 1961 01:54:27,235 --> 01:54:27,944 - ...once, dad. - Right. 1962 01:54:28,069 --> 01:54:29,571 - We know them well. - Yes. 1963 01:54:29,654 --> 01:54:30,530 They're one in a million. 1964 01:54:30,697 --> 01:54:33,449 They're not only handsome, but able and sensible too. 1965 01:54:33,741 --> 01:54:34,492 - Yes! - Stop! 1966 01:54:34,617 --> 01:54:36,286 It's 8 'o clock. Where's my newspaper? 1967 01:54:36,536 --> 01:54:37,537 - Sir. - Nonsense! 1968 01:54:37,912 --> 01:54:39,622 - Everything should be on its time. - Yes. 1969 01:54:39,789 --> 01:54:42,292 - Start. - Prem is a very good man. 1970 01:54:42,458 --> 01:54:45,503 - Amar's good at heart. - They're wonderful. 1971 01:54:45,628 --> 01:54:46,713 - Intelligent. - Handsome. 1972 01:54:47,088 --> 01:54:48,214 - With a heart of gold. - Wise. 1973 01:54:48,423 --> 01:54:49,883 - With a great voice. - With great style. 1974 01:54:50,049 --> 01:54:51,968 Stop. Where's my tea? 1975 01:54:52,552 --> 01:54:53,511 - Sir. - Nonsense! 1976 01:54:54,053 --> 01:54:55,638 There's a time for everything. 1977 01:54:55,847 --> 01:54:56,806 Start. 1978 01:54:57,056 --> 01:54:59,183 - Dad, they are very good... - Uncle, meet them once... 1979 01:54:59,309 --> 01:55:00,268 Stop! 1980 01:55:00,643 --> 01:55:04,022 I've been hearing about them since I've arrived. 1981 01:55:04,230 --> 01:55:05,690 Nobody seems to be asking about me. 1982 01:55:06,274 --> 01:55:08,234 Call them at 7:00 tomorrow. Now, go. 1983 01:55:08,443 --> 01:55:09,319 It's time for breakfast. 1984 01:55:09,402 --> 01:55:11,154 - Ok. - Thank you, Uncle. 1985 01:55:11,321 --> 01:55:14,032 - Is it time to add sugar, sir? - Nonsense. 1986 01:55:14,324 --> 01:55:16,743 Listen carefully or you could ruin everything. 1987 01:55:16,910 --> 01:55:19,412 - Sir speaks very less. - Hears less, too. 1988 01:55:19,829 --> 01:55:22,707 - Is he deaf? - Don't talk nonsense with him. 1989 01:55:22,874 --> 01:55:25,043 Don't be quiet out of fear, ok? Please. 1990 01:55:25,627 --> 01:55:26,753 What's there to fear? 1991 01:55:26,920 --> 01:55:30,298 It's a matter of love. Of getting married... 1992 01:55:30,548 --> 01:55:32,926 We marry at home with consent, at the temple without it. 1993 01:55:33,092 --> 01:55:35,303 - Right? - I thought so too. Really. 1994 01:55:35,970 --> 01:55:37,889 Baby, where's the room? 1995 01:55:39,098 --> 01:55:40,350 Go on. 1996 01:55:54,030 --> 01:55:55,073 Come in. 1997 01:55:56,491 --> 01:55:58,868 Put your hands down. You're three minutes late! 1998 01:55:59,661 --> 01:56:01,454 Do you know the value of three minutes? 1999 01:56:02,205 --> 01:56:04,207 One can finalize deals worth millions in that much time! 2000 01:56:04,415 --> 01:56:06,334 Shut up. I had reserved six minutes for you. 2001 01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:09,629 Three minutes for you to speak and three for me. 2002 01:56:09,921 --> 01:56:12,674 You've lost your three minutes. Now only listen. 2003 01:56:13,341 --> 01:56:14,842 Shut up. Start. 2004 01:56:15,468 --> 01:56:19,764 Amar and Prem. Amar, Prem... 2005 01:56:20,556 --> 01:56:22,850 ...full of purity and devotion. 2006 01:56:23,810 --> 01:56:25,812 Your names had suggested that you... 2007 01:56:25,937 --> 01:56:28,231 ...were glamour-struck vagabonds. 2008 01:56:29,482 --> 01:56:32,402 But you're useless parasites, too. 2009 01:56:34,278 --> 01:56:37,865 While you certainly look like illiterate bums, of course... 2010 01:56:38,324 --> 01:56:40,952 ...you proved yourselves to be bigger fools when... 2011 01:56:41,119 --> 01:56:45,623 ...you thought that I'd agree to this match. Wait! 2012 01:56:46,457 --> 01:56:47,875 My three minutes are not up. 2013 01:56:48,042 --> 01:56:50,378 I've brought up these girls with a lot of love and affection. 2014 01:56:50,712 --> 01:56:53,256 But I think they need medical help... 2015 01:56:53,423 --> 01:56:55,383 ...because they've chosen rogues like you. 2016 01:56:55,758 --> 01:56:57,051 Pull the finger out of the mouth and get lost! 2017 01:56:57,176 --> 01:56:58,052 - Out! - Yes... 2018 01:57:00,096 --> 01:57:02,473 - What happened? - What else? 2019 01:57:03,057 --> 01:57:04,726 He tried to throw his weight around and started bragging. 2020 01:57:04,892 --> 01:57:07,020 About his achievements and status. 2021 01:57:07,395 --> 01:57:10,189 I told him that we were not concerned with whatever he was! 2022 01:57:10,565 --> 01:57:12,650 It's for him to see, as to how we are! 2023 01:57:13,067 --> 01:57:15,445 Quiet! He was absolutely quiet! 2024 01:57:15,778 --> 01:57:18,489 He really felt that what I had said made sense. 2025 01:57:18,948 --> 01:57:22,201 - Tell them what I said, too. - Oh, yes! 2026 01:57:22,368 --> 01:57:24,495 His spirits also rose, when he saw me. What's that you said? 2027 01:57:24,871 --> 01:57:27,874 I shut him up! I had two answers for each of his questions. 2028 01:57:28,041 --> 01:57:30,877 There was one question and two answers. 2029 01:57:31,294 --> 01:57:33,963 It was only questions and answers and then... Silence! 2030 01:57:34,297 --> 01:57:37,175 - A long silence... - Raveena! 2031 01:57:37,300 --> 01:57:38,342 - Oh, God! - Raveena... 2032 01:57:38,509 --> 01:57:39,802 Listen... 2033 01:57:40,386 --> 01:57:44,891 You should do something to earn his respect. 2034 01:57:46,768 --> 01:57:51,481 For instance, suppose Ram Gopal Bajaj gets into some problem... 2035 01:57:51,647 --> 01:57:53,608 ...and you rescue him! 2036 01:57:54,192 --> 01:57:56,944 He himself is the problem! What problem will he get into? 2037 01:57:57,070 --> 01:57:59,238 - Bloody Hitler! - Idea! 2038 01:57:59,697 --> 01:58:02,158 Just suppose, the old man gets kidnapped... 2039 01:58:02,325 --> 01:58:05,703 ...and the two of you risk your lives to save him! 2040 01:58:05,953 --> 01:58:07,038 Won't both of you be heroes then? 2041 01:58:07,330 --> 01:58:10,041 Is that a marriage-plan or a death-trap? 2042 01:58:10,249 --> 01:58:11,667 He's talking about risking lives! 2043 01:58:11,876 --> 01:58:15,046 We won't risk our lives! Who'll kidnap him anyway? 2044 01:58:15,463 --> 01:58:17,840 We will kidnap him. 2045 01:58:18,007 --> 01:58:19,801 We'll ask for a ransom of 5,00,000 rupees. 2046 01:58:19,926 --> 01:58:21,094 You come and rescue him! 2047 01:58:21,260 --> 01:58:24,055 - Isn't the problem solved? - Very simple! 2048 01:58:25,890 --> 01:58:28,935 - Idea! - Congratulations! 2049 01:58:29,560 --> 01:58:31,562 The man's a real clock, sir! 2050 01:58:31,813 --> 01:58:35,024 He has things planned for every single second! 2051 01:58:35,191 --> 01:58:38,611 You should call him HMT instead of Ram Gopal Bajaj! 2052 01:58:39,904 --> 01:58:41,322 Robert! 2053 01:58:41,989 --> 01:58:44,826 - What are you doing here? - So, you're Teja's goons. 2054 01:58:44,992 --> 01:58:46,077 Not me, sir, it's him! 2055 01:58:46,285 --> 01:58:47,328 - It's him... - I don't know anything. 2056 01:58:47,495 --> 01:58:48,579 - He brought me here! - Not at all. 2057 01:58:48,663 --> 01:58:49,539 Shut up! 2058 01:58:49,664 --> 01:58:52,375 You work for him and even lie about it! 2059 01:58:52,500 --> 01:58:57,213 We work for him? Oh no! He's a first-rate rogue, sir! 2060 01:58:57,380 --> 01:58:58,589 A fraud and a cheat. 2061 01:58:58,798 --> 01:59:01,134 Let's go the police station, sir. 2062 01:59:01,300 --> 01:59:03,553 We'll report against him and have him thrown behind bars! 2063 01:59:03,761 --> 01:59:05,388 I'll finish your game! 2064 01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:07,765 Are you dealing my cards in my absence? 2065 01:59:08,349 --> 01:59:11,352 Mr. Teja, I always knew! 2066 01:59:11,769 --> 01:59:14,230 You've really pulled off his appearance, sir! 2067 01:59:14,438 --> 01:59:16,649 - I imitate him well, don't I? - Exactly. 2068 01:59:17,024 --> 01:59:19,652 - We both were fooled. - Everybody else will be, too! 2069 01:59:21,112 --> 01:59:25,199 What I have to decide is how to get into his house now! 2070 01:59:25,408 --> 01:59:28,411 Very simple. I'll make the plan for that, too. 2071 01:59:33,040 --> 01:59:36,586 - He gets up at 6 every morning. - And goes jogging after that! 2072 01:59:36,794 --> 01:59:37,753 Bloody old man. 2073 01:59:37,962 --> 01:59:42,175 - He jogs near the Ladies' Hostel. - Voyeuristic fellow, sir! 2074 01:59:42,341 --> 01:59:45,970 - He reads the newspapers at 7 am. - And bathes at 7.30 sharp. 2075 01:59:46,179 --> 01:59:49,140 - Bloody dirty man. - Sitting in the garden... 2076 01:59:49,390 --> 01:59:51,559 ...he reads the newspaper for exactly 9 minutes 30 seconds. 2077 01:59:51,726 --> 01:59:53,811 He's at the Golf Club at 9 am. 2078 01:59:53,978 --> 01:59:57,106 Knows nothing but plays golf too! 2079 01:59:57,231 --> 01:59:59,233 - Bloody joker! - Then, for exactly 13 minutes... 2080 01:59:59,609 --> 02:00:02,695 ...he walks about the golf-course all alone. 2081 02:00:02,820 --> 02:00:04,614 That's it! When he's alone! 2082 02:00:33,309 --> 02:00:34,435 Fresh lime juice. 2083 02:00:57,083 --> 02:00:58,834 Sir... 2084 02:01:04,215 --> 02:01:05,883 Amar! He must have been kidnapped by now! 2085 02:01:06,050 --> 02:01:07,009 There will be a phone call, too! 2086 02:01:07,218 --> 02:01:10,096 Don't you go on ranting in there. 2087 02:01:10,388 --> 02:01:11,347 You'll spoil the whole show. 2088 02:01:11,472 --> 02:01:14,100 - Just stay by my side silently. - I only meant to help you. 2089 02:01:14,475 --> 02:01:15,726 - Do you want to get married? - Yes! 2090 02:01:15,851 --> 02:01:17,228 Please don't help me! 2091 02:01:17,603 --> 02:01:18,813 - Hi, girls! - Hi, girls! 2092 02:01:19,689 --> 02:01:20,523 - Hi. - Hi. 2093 02:01:20,690 --> 02:01:23,192 You're looking very beautiful. 2094 02:01:23,526 --> 02:01:24,485 Is your dad at home? 2095 02:01:26,529 --> 02:01:28,447 Why are both of you so quiet? 2096 02:01:29,282 --> 02:01:32,618 - Did scold you again? - There's no trace of dad. 2097 02:01:33,077 --> 02:01:34,537 He hasn't even returned home. 2098 02:01:34,704 --> 02:01:35,871 He hasn't been kidnapped, has he? 2099 02:01:37,331 --> 02:01:39,917 He talks nonsense. Your dad will be back. 2100 02:01:40,167 --> 02:01:41,711 I am getting scared. 2101 02:01:42,253 --> 02:01:43,879 There isn't even a telephone call. 2102 02:01:44,088 --> 02:01:46,215 There will be a telephone call soon! 2103 02:01:49,885 --> 02:01:53,014 Hello! What? 2104 02:01:53,681 --> 02:01:55,766 What? What! 2105 02:01:56,475 --> 02:01:59,061 Sir has been kidnapped! The ransom is 50,00,000. 2106 02:01:59,228 --> 02:02:00,396 - 50,00,000! - 50,00,000! 2107 02:02:00,688 --> 02:02:02,231 Give the phone to me... 2108 02:02:03,566 --> 02:02:06,068 - Ask them why it is so much. - Hello. Disconnected. 2109 02:02:06,152 --> 02:02:07,611 - Disconnected. - Oh! 2110 02:02:07,695 --> 02:02:11,449 Please don't worry. Your dad is our dad. 2111 02:02:11,991 --> 02:02:13,826 We'll risk our lives to save him! 2112 02:02:13,951 --> 02:02:14,952 We'll be back in a jiffy! 2113 02:02:15,911 --> 02:02:19,540 I mean, it'll be difficult! Please don't cry... You too. 2114 02:02:19,749 --> 02:02:21,375 Let's go. Come on. 2115 02:02:23,586 --> 02:02:24,670 The plan's successful! 2116 02:02:24,879 --> 02:02:26,505 The girls and the old man will be happy! 2117 02:02:26,630 --> 02:02:28,257 Congratulations on the wedding! 2118 02:02:29,008 --> 02:02:30,634 I see! 2119 02:02:31,218 --> 02:02:32,928 - Hey, listen. - What's the matter? 2120 02:02:33,179 --> 02:02:35,139 Sir hasn't been kidnapped. 2121 02:02:35,264 --> 02:02:36,724 It's all been planned by Amar and Prem. 2122 02:02:36,891 --> 02:02:39,310 - How do you know? - I heard them talking. 2123 02:02:39,560 --> 02:02:42,021 - They planned to please sir. - How? 2124 02:02:42,521 --> 02:02:44,732 - They'll first have him kidnapped... - Right. 2125 02:02:44,815 --> 02:02:46,233 - ...and have him released. - Right. 2126 02:02:46,442 --> 02:02:48,486 They'll be heroes in his opinion, right? 2127 02:02:48,611 --> 02:02:49,862 - Yes! - There you go. 2128 02:02:50,029 --> 02:02:52,114 But how much of trouble they've put us through. 2129 02:02:52,365 --> 02:02:54,116 We'll teach them a lesson, too. 2130 02:02:54,241 --> 02:02:55,242 - Right. - Yes! 2131 02:02:55,659 --> 02:02:57,828 It's incredible! 2132 02:02:57,995 --> 02:03:00,122 Honestly tell us. For how long have you been in this business? 2133 02:03:00,247 --> 02:03:02,750 - Tell us. - What's the matter now? 2134 02:03:02,833 --> 02:03:05,169 Instead of 5,00,000 rupees why did you ask for 50,00,000? 2135 02:03:05,336 --> 02:03:08,881 - Oh no! - Don't cry. It's ok if you asked. 2136 02:03:09,048 --> 02:03:11,342 - But who's going to pay up? - Right. 2137 02:03:11,550 --> 02:03:14,470 We haven't asked for that much. He has. 2138 02:03:14,637 --> 02:03:16,055 - Who's 'he'? - Yes, who's 'he'? 2139 02:03:16,180 --> 02:03:19,266 The one who kidnapped Ram Gopal Bajaj. 2140 02:03:19,475 --> 02:03:21,811 - What did you say? - I'll explain. 2141 02:03:22,019 --> 02:03:24,355 Everything went according to our plan... 2142 02:03:24,605 --> 02:03:26,482 ...we had even nabbed him. 2143 02:03:26,649 --> 02:03:29,735 - But then... - There was a sudden attack on us. 2144 02:03:29,902 --> 02:03:32,321 The earth split, the heavens fell and... 2145 02:03:32,571 --> 02:03:34,031 Shut this radio programme. 2146 02:03:34,615 --> 02:03:36,784 This has turned serious, Prem. 2147 02:03:37,576 --> 02:03:39,578 There seems to be an organized gang behind all this. 2148 02:03:39,745 --> 02:03:40,830 Gang? 2149 02:03:43,207 --> 02:03:44,834 - Hi, boys! - Hi, boys! 2150 02:03:45,042 --> 02:03:47,044 You're looking very smart today. 2151 02:03:51,298 --> 02:03:52,675 Has sir returned? 2152 02:03:54,093 --> 02:03:55,719 He will. 2153 02:03:55,886 --> 02:03:58,514 He has been kidnapped by a big gang. 2154 02:03:58,848 --> 02:04:01,767 - We know that. - We know that. 2155 02:04:01,934 --> 02:04:04,186 They've asked for 50,00,000. The money will be paid. 2156 02:04:04,603 --> 02:04:05,855 It's ok... 2157 02:04:06,105 --> 02:04:07,815 He's their dad. They're not bothered. 2158 02:04:07,982 --> 02:04:09,108 Why should we bother? 2159 02:04:09,733 --> 02:04:11,569 Sit down. There's food here. 2160 02:04:11,735 --> 02:04:13,654 The apples look good. Let's eat. 2161 02:04:14,655 --> 02:04:16,907 - You don't seem to understand... - A big gang... 2162 02:04:17,116 --> 02:04:19,618 ...and such a small amount. Only 50,00,000? 2163 02:04:19,952 --> 02:04:21,912 - They should be ashamed. - 50,00,000? 2164 02:04:22,788 --> 02:04:26,500 That's too much! We were asking only for 5,00,000. 2165 02:04:26,625 --> 02:04:28,419 And he felt that it was too much. 2166 02:04:28,919 --> 02:04:30,212 He should be ashamed! 2167 02:04:32,173 --> 02:04:34,300 - Phone. - Hello. 2168 02:04:34,467 --> 02:04:38,387 Hello. You've arranged for the money, haven't you? 2169 02:04:38,596 --> 02:04:41,515 We have your boss over here. Talk to them. 2170 02:04:42,933 --> 02:04:45,102 My boss? Who's my boss? 2171 02:04:45,519 --> 02:04:47,021 Who is my boss? 2172 02:04:52,359 --> 02:04:53,611 Hello. This is Amar speaking. 2173 02:04:53,777 --> 02:04:56,113 Give the phone to Raveena, punk! 2174 02:04:58,324 --> 02:05:00,618 - He wants to talk to you. - I don't want to talk. 2175 02:05:02,995 --> 02:05:04,663 Tell me. What is it? 2176 02:05:04,830 --> 02:05:06,665 Give the phone to Raveena, will you? 2177 02:05:08,292 --> 02:05:10,169 He wants to talk to you. 2178 02:05:10,336 --> 02:05:12,171 He's your man. You talk to him. 2179 02:05:14,882 --> 02:05:16,967 They're not willing to talk. Tell me whatever it is. 2180 02:05:17,134 --> 02:05:20,638 You donkey, idiot, scoundrel, rogue, ape... 2181 02:05:20,763 --> 02:05:22,598 You're a donkey and your dad is one too! 2182 02:05:22,848 --> 02:05:25,142 Enough! Speak now or I'll disconnect! 2183 02:05:25,309 --> 02:05:28,854 Listen! Ram Gopal Bajaj is in our custody. 2184 02:05:29,021 --> 02:05:30,314 If you want him alive... 2185 02:05:30,481 --> 02:05:34,735 ...come to the old temple with 50,00,000. 2186 02:05:34,944 --> 02:05:38,948 If you act smart, we'll knock him off. Understand? 2187 02:05:39,156 --> 02:05:40,241 Ok. 2188 02:05:40,783 --> 02:05:43,327 Strange! Your dad's been kidnapped... 2189 02:05:43,452 --> 02:05:44,453 ...and you're not even talking to the kidnapper. 2190 02:05:45,913 --> 02:05:48,791 Enough is enough! There's a limit to these jokes. 2191 02:05:48,958 --> 02:05:50,125 Now, go and bring my dad home. 2192 02:05:51,043 --> 02:05:52,336 We have not kidnapped your dad. 2193 02:05:52,503 --> 02:05:53,629 But I heard you talking about your plans. 2194 02:05:53,754 --> 02:05:57,174 - What about that? - You were planning the other day. 2195 02:05:57,716 --> 02:06:00,678 - Tell us. - Prem will explain that to you. 2196 02:06:00,844 --> 02:06:02,471 Explain it to them, Prem. 2197 02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:03,931 Yes. Come fast. 2198 02:06:19,029 --> 02:06:20,531 That is exactly how it happened. 2199 02:06:21,073 --> 02:06:24,410 It means, our men tried to kidnap him... 2200 02:06:24,785 --> 02:06:26,328 ...but he was kidnapped by these guys. 2201 02:06:27,746 --> 02:06:28,914 What? 2202 02:06:29,540 --> 02:06:32,293 - Has dad really been... - Kidnapped? 2203 02:06:32,585 --> 02:06:35,713 Yes. Now look, it's our mistake. 2204 02:06:35,921 --> 02:06:38,966 We will even risk our lives to save him. 2205 02:06:39,633 --> 02:06:42,136 Your dad is... Well, not our dad. 2206 02:06:42,595 --> 02:06:43,679 Our dads are back at home. 2207 02:06:43,887 --> 02:06:47,016 - Let's go. - You can cry if you wish. 2208 02:06:47,349 --> 02:06:48,976 - Here's a napkin. - Let's go. 2209 02:06:49,476 --> 02:06:50,936 Let's go. 2210 02:06:51,645 --> 02:06:55,024 So, you converted your earnings into diamonds? 2211 02:06:56,025 --> 02:06:59,653 - How did you know? - How did I know? 2212 02:07:02,698 --> 02:07:05,367 I won't give you the diamonds, even if I die. 2213 02:07:05,618 --> 02:07:07,911 Who'll bother you if you're dead anyway? 2214 02:07:10,914 --> 02:07:14,501 Now listen, Ramu. Quietly give me the locker number. 2215 02:07:14,668 --> 02:07:16,712 I am being tolerant because you're my brother... 2216 02:07:16,837 --> 02:07:19,214 ...or I would have finished you off long ago! 2217 02:07:19,673 --> 02:07:23,177 I've asked for 50,00,000 for your safety. 2218 02:07:24,053 --> 02:07:26,430 Your daughters must be on their way with the money. 2219 02:07:26,847 --> 02:07:30,142 With 50,00,000, the police will be silenced... 2220 02:07:30,309 --> 02:07:33,437 ...and I'll lead a peaceful life as Ram Gopal Bajaj. 2221 02:07:33,646 --> 02:07:36,148 Neither will the locker be out of reach, nor the number. 2222 02:07:36,273 --> 02:07:38,651 Certainly not the keys, and not at all the diamonds! 2223 02:07:53,666 --> 02:07:55,292 I asked for 50,00,000. 2224 02:07:55,668 --> 02:07:57,795 Are they carrying it in that bag? 2225 02:07:58,170 --> 02:08:01,674 - Must be 50 cheques of 1,00,000 each! - Shut up Robert! 2226 02:08:03,133 --> 02:08:04,301 I'll go and find out. 2227 02:08:06,970 --> 02:08:08,806 Amar, let's return. 2228 02:08:10,265 --> 02:08:12,351 He hasn't turned up. I don't think he will. 2229 02:08:13,018 --> 02:08:15,729 I want to pee. We'll return in the morning. 2230 02:08:16,021 --> 02:08:17,898 Wait. Don't be afraid. 2231 02:08:18,065 --> 02:08:21,944 No, not scared... I am a bit frightened of nights. 2232 02:08:22,486 --> 02:08:25,114 Don't worry. I am with you! 2233 02:08:28,409 --> 02:08:30,911 - Why are you scaring me? - Why are you screaming? 2234 02:08:31,203 --> 02:08:32,413 Sorry. 2235 02:08:32,830 --> 02:08:34,373 - What is it? - Where's the money? 2236 02:08:34,540 --> 02:08:35,749 - Here it is... - Wait! 2237 02:08:36,417 --> 02:08:38,127 - Where's Uncle? - Where's the money? 2238 02:08:38,293 --> 02:08:42,297 - Here it is! - Wait. Look, we're not novices. 2239 02:08:42,589 --> 02:08:44,258 We want to see Uncle, before we show you the money. Right? 2240 02:08:44,383 --> 02:08:47,052 - See this... - What is it? What is this? 2241 02:08:49,304 --> 02:08:52,266 - What are you waiting for? - Take it! 2242 02:08:56,353 --> 02:08:58,147 - These are coins! - Coins? 2243 02:08:58,355 --> 02:09:01,191 It nothing less than 8,535.29! 2244 02:09:01,859 --> 02:09:03,485 Do you think I rob a piggy-bank? 2245 02:09:04,153 --> 02:09:06,321 This isn't ransom, it's more like a donation for funerals! 2246 02:09:06,655 --> 02:09:09,533 - We've brought all that we had. - Yes... 2247 02:09:09,700 --> 02:09:11,535 I had asked for 50,00,000. Where is it? 2248 02:09:11,827 --> 02:09:13,912 Where will we get 50,00,000 from? 2249 02:09:14,121 --> 02:09:15,581 - Why? - You have a faulty plan! 2250 02:09:16,373 --> 02:09:18,542 You kidnapped the dad and asked the daughter. 2251 02:09:18,792 --> 02:09:20,169 You should have kidnapped the daughter... 2252 02:09:20,294 --> 02:09:22,838 ...and threatened the dad! You've got it all wrong! 2253 02:09:23,338 --> 02:09:24,673 - He seems to be a novice! - Yes. 2254 02:09:24,923 --> 02:09:26,675 Shut up! Or I'll shoot you! 2255 02:09:26,759 --> 02:09:27,801 No, no, no! 2256 02:09:29,052 --> 02:09:30,304 Get Ramu ready. 2257 02:09:31,305 --> 02:09:33,599 They've brought only 7,000 rupees. 2258 02:09:34,308 --> 02:09:37,895 Didn't I say that they're smart? The shorter one... 2259 02:09:38,020 --> 02:09:40,731 Shut up, Robert. We'll manage with this. 2260 02:09:40,856 --> 02:09:42,733 Don't you dare touch the money. 2261 02:09:43,358 --> 02:09:45,152 - Keep an eye on Ram Gopal. - Sure. 2262 02:09:45,235 --> 02:09:46,445 I'll keep coming. 2263 02:09:47,237 --> 02:09:49,072 I am leaving now, don't spend a penny. 2264 02:09:49,281 --> 02:09:52,618 - Mr. Bajaj is here! - We risked our lives for you! 2265 02:09:52,743 --> 02:09:53,744 - Ok, let's go. - Yes, let's go. 2266 02:09:53,827 --> 02:09:55,496 - Let's go Prem. - Let's go. 2267 02:09:56,663 --> 02:09:59,625 - You can sit behind. - Come here, in the middle. 2268 02:09:59,792 --> 02:10:02,669 - Push up a little. Come here. - Yes... But how will I drive? 2269 02:10:02,878 --> 02:10:04,338 Sit behind... Are you comfortable? 2270 02:10:04,505 --> 02:10:07,424 - Sit on the bar there. - Yes, on the bar here. 2271 02:10:07,633 --> 02:10:10,260 But how will I drive? Sit at the back, in his lap, Uncle. 2272 02:10:10,469 --> 02:10:12,304 - Yes, in my lap! - Get down! 2273 02:10:12,554 --> 02:10:15,057 Sit in his lap, they say! Get down! Fools! 2274 02:10:17,726 --> 02:10:19,812 He's an idiot. He won't even know we're sitting here! 2275 02:10:20,270 --> 02:10:22,940 - Uncle! - Uncle! 2276 02:10:23,148 --> 02:10:25,776 Understand this, clearly. If you love us... 2277 02:10:26,151 --> 02:10:28,362 ...you'll have to forsake your dad and his wealth. 2278 02:10:28,695 --> 02:10:30,155 We agree, Prem... 2279 02:10:30,739 --> 02:10:33,784 ...but dad has changed a lot. 2280 02:10:34,451 --> 02:10:38,205 For someone who used to hate liquor, he simply gulps it down! 2281 02:10:38,413 --> 02:10:40,958 Do you know the kind of foul language he uses? 2282 02:10:41,208 --> 02:10:42,459 It happens... 2283 02:10:42,960 --> 02:10:47,089 It's the gangsters' influence on him. Forget him! 2284 02:10:47,256 --> 02:10:49,466 - So, is Hitler a write-off? - Totally. 2285 02:10:49,550 --> 02:10:52,761 - He used to act too strict. - This is no time to joke. 2286 02:10:52,970 --> 02:10:54,888 He searched the house the other day... 2287 02:10:55,180 --> 02:10:57,307 ...like a cop searches a thief's house! 2288 02:10:57,432 --> 02:11:00,310 Yes. He turned the entire house upside down last night. 2289 02:11:00,853 --> 02:11:03,564 - Upside down? - Upside down? 2290 02:12:03,415 --> 02:12:05,417 - Oh, God! - Oh, my! 2291 02:12:07,461 --> 02:12:09,796 What's this? Uncle? In this condition? 2292 02:12:10,130 --> 02:12:13,050 My God! The world changes in seconds! 2293 02:12:22,559 --> 02:12:24,353 It's good that Karishma and Raveena didn't come. 2294 02:12:24,728 --> 02:12:25,437 Yes. 2295 02:12:25,687 --> 02:12:28,941 They would have wept, had they seen this side of him. 2296 02:12:29,566 --> 02:12:31,443 I am thinking of his late wife. 2297 02:12:33,528 --> 02:12:36,907 - Her soul must be in turmoil now! - Great turmoil! 2298 02:12:38,825 --> 02:12:42,204 But so quickly? He was all right just a while back. 2299 02:12:42,955 --> 02:12:44,289 He's ok even now. 2300 02:12:45,874 --> 02:12:47,292 But since when has he picked up these vices? 2301 02:12:48,210 --> 02:12:50,712 - I think there's some suspense. - Suspense? 2302 02:12:57,886 --> 02:12:59,304 What on earth? 2303 02:12:59,888 --> 02:13:03,350 - The film 'Seeta And Geeta'! - No! It was 'Ram And Shyam'! 2304 02:13:03,642 --> 02:13:06,061 - That's the one. - Right, that's the one. 2305 02:13:07,771 --> 02:13:09,690 Not one, but two of them! 2306 02:13:09,856 --> 02:13:12,192 There's only one Mr. Bajaj. The other's a look-alike. 2307 02:13:12,776 --> 02:13:14,486 What is it? Why did you call me here alone? 2308 02:13:14,736 --> 02:13:17,489 Should I have told your clowns about the diamonds, too? 2309 02:13:17,864 --> 02:13:20,534 - What? - I've decided to give you the diamonds. 2310 02:13:21,827 --> 02:13:24,579 I... I'll own 300 million! 2311 02:13:25,205 --> 02:13:27,374 I'll lead a decent life now. 2312 02:13:28,333 --> 02:13:31,920 I'll fulfill a dream that I had nurtured... 2313 02:13:32,129 --> 02:13:33,964 ...in the corner of my heart for years. 2314 02:13:35,507 --> 02:13:39,928 I'll start a poultry farm. 2315 02:13:41,096 --> 02:13:42,889 I'll have thousands of birds. 2316 02:13:43,724 --> 02:13:45,350 Which will lay thousands of eggs. 2317 02:13:46,351 --> 02:13:51,148 That will lead to many millions of new birds and many more eggs! 2318 02:13:52,149 --> 02:13:53,734 And billions of omelets! 2319 02:13:55,318 --> 02:13:57,529 I'll supply the bread to eat those eggs with as well. 2320 02:13:58,780 --> 02:14:00,240 I'll even start a bakery. 2321 02:14:01,742 --> 02:14:05,829 The King of Bakeries and the Emperor of Omelets! 2322 02:14:06,496 --> 02:14:10,250 Bajaj! Our own Bajaj... 2323 02:14:14,755 --> 02:14:17,132 You'll make omelets with my hard-earned money? 2324 02:14:17,424 --> 02:14:18,759 Nonsense! 2325 02:14:19,509 --> 02:14:23,305 You'll start a bakery for the bread, too, right? 2326 02:14:24,431 --> 02:14:26,099 You bread maker! 2327 02:14:28,185 --> 02:14:29,811 What are you animals doing here? 2328 02:14:30,145 --> 02:14:33,273 - We were waiting for you, Uncle! - Move, move, move! 2329 02:14:36,401 --> 02:14:39,780 He looks just like Mr. Bajaj. Exactly his duplicate. 2330 02:14:43,950 --> 02:14:45,327 All that free food has made him fat! 2331 02:14:45,452 --> 02:14:47,079 We'll cut him down to size! 2332 02:14:47,913 --> 02:14:51,875 Sir, get up! We're here, sir! 2333 02:14:52,334 --> 02:14:53,627 Hurry up, sir! Let's go home! 2334 02:14:54,336 --> 02:14:56,296 Raveena and Karishma are waiting for you there. Let's go! 2335 02:14:56,922 --> 02:14:59,382 - We risked our lives to save you. - Yes, that's true! 2336 02:14:59,549 --> 02:15:04,179 Bravo! Bravo! - Thank you. Let's go. 2337 02:15:05,347 --> 02:15:08,934 Tie him up, properly. Lest he escapes again. 2338 02:15:09,101 --> 02:15:11,478 Yes! Let's do it properly. 2339 02:15:14,856 --> 02:15:18,110 - What's this, Uncle? - I am not your Uncle! 2340 02:15:18,568 --> 02:15:20,237 I am Teja! 2341 02:15:22,531 --> 02:15:25,325 He cleverly locked me in... 2342 02:15:25,492 --> 02:15:28,328 ...and you cleverly freed me and locked him in. 2343 02:15:31,748 --> 02:15:36,461 Amuse yourself with rummy. I am off to play my game! Bye! 2344 02:15:36,837 --> 02:15:38,130 - Uncle! - Uncle 2345 02:15:38,338 --> 02:15:41,466 You're all mixed up Uncle! You're the real Mr. Bajaj. 2346 02:15:41,633 --> 02:15:45,178 Forget him and take care of this fellow. He can get violent! 2347 02:15:45,512 --> 02:15:48,932 I'll kill both of you! He's not the one, I am! 2348 02:15:49,474 --> 02:15:51,601 You should have at least asked me who I was! 2349 02:15:51,935 --> 02:15:53,687 I had got out with great difficulty! 2350 02:15:53,895 --> 02:15:55,021 Shut up! 2351 02:15:55,397 --> 02:15:56,940 I knew when I first saw you that... 2352 02:15:57,065 --> 02:16:00,068 ...you're the greatest fools in the world. 2353 02:16:00,610 --> 02:16:02,779 - But. - Shut up! I still haven't cooled down. 2354 02:16:03,655 --> 02:16:07,659 Donkeys! Owls! Apes! Illiterate bums... 2355 02:16:07,742 --> 02:16:08,577 Shut up! 2356 02:16:09,244 --> 02:16:10,620 Don't you dare utter another word! 2357 02:16:11,037 --> 02:16:12,247 We were just beginning to understand... 2358 02:16:12,414 --> 02:16:13,582 ...who's Karishma and who's Raveena... 2359 02:16:13,790 --> 02:16:16,751 ...and here's another one! Who's Mr. Bajaj? 2360 02:16:17,794 --> 02:16:19,379 Is this a family-disease? 2361 02:16:19,504 --> 02:16:20,755 - Listen... - Shut up! 2362 02:16:21,339 --> 02:16:23,341 Is it our mistake that you resemble each other? 2363 02:16:23,967 --> 02:16:26,136 Had we asked your parents to give birth to twins? 2364 02:16:26,553 --> 02:16:29,681 That too, a crook like him! What is to be done now? 2365 02:16:29,848 --> 02:16:31,349 - Listen... - Shut up! 2366 02:16:31,975 --> 02:16:33,727 Don't you dare move! 2367 02:16:37,480 --> 02:16:39,774 - Don't wipe that off! - Move! 2368 02:16:41,735 --> 02:16:43,028 Sit. 2369 02:16:47,407 --> 02:16:48,867 Come now... Let's think of something. 2370 02:16:55,123 --> 02:16:57,375 What I can't understand is... 2371 02:16:57,584 --> 02:17:00,545 ...why do Hindi films portray gangsters and villains... 2372 02:17:00,754 --> 02:17:03,256 ...as stupid and idiotic people? 2373 02:17:03,423 --> 02:17:05,759 Because all of them are not as smart as we are. 2374 02:17:06,009 --> 02:17:07,719 - I see. - Hey! 2375 02:17:08,887 --> 02:17:12,265 - Where the hell were you? - What is that to you? 2376 02:17:12,474 --> 02:17:15,018 I am Teja! Open the door! 2377 02:17:15,310 --> 02:17:18,271 - Are you Teja? - I... Speak up! 2378 02:17:18,438 --> 02:17:19,689 This man is Teja. 2379 02:17:20,232 --> 02:17:22,859 If this is Teja, who is that man outside? 2380 02:17:23,026 --> 02:17:26,905 He was Ram Gopal Bajaj. He tricked me and locked me inside! 2381 02:17:27,530 --> 02:17:29,532 Then why did he leave these clowns behind with you? 2382 02:17:29,991 --> 02:17:32,827 That... Why don't you speak? You are just keeping mum. 2383 02:17:33,286 --> 02:17:34,246 You don't understand. 2384 02:17:34,371 --> 02:17:35,997 He doesn't want us to marry... 2385 02:17:36,081 --> 02:17:37,332 - ...his daughters! - Right. 2386 02:17:37,415 --> 02:17:39,042 - That's why, he has locked us inside. - Right! 2387 02:17:39,334 --> 02:17:41,253 Look at this mark! 2388 02:17:41,419 --> 02:17:43,546 - Mark? - What mark is that? 2389 02:17:43,713 --> 02:17:44,673 Forget about the mark. 2390 02:17:44,923 --> 02:17:47,968 Look at this pack of cards. Your game will be over! 2391 02:17:48,260 --> 02:17:50,387 - These are Teja's cards. - Let's go. 2392 02:17:50,679 --> 02:17:52,847 - We've made a mistake! - I'll finish you. 2393 02:17:52,973 --> 02:17:54,516 - Open them! Where are the keys? - I'll finish the game! 2394 02:17:54,683 --> 02:17:55,767 Here's the master key. 2395 02:17:55,850 --> 02:17:57,435 - I am unlocking it. - I'll finish you. 2396 02:17:57,602 --> 02:17:59,479 - Hurry up, Robert. - I'll finish your game! 2397 02:17:59,604 --> 02:18:01,273 - Hurry up!. - Come out, sir. 2398 02:18:02,148 --> 02:18:03,733 I hope you didn't have any difficulty in there, sir. 2399 02:18:03,900 --> 02:18:05,652 - Both of you... - Don't touch us! 2400 02:18:06,027 --> 02:18:10,031 We'll handle everything now. Explain everything, Teja. 2401 02:18:10,532 --> 02:18:12,033 What should I explain? 2402 02:18:12,284 --> 02:18:13,952 What's there to explain? They are very smart. 2403 02:18:14,077 --> 02:18:15,620 Their faces tell us how smart they are. 2404 02:18:16,037 --> 02:18:18,164 Don't smile! Straighten your tie and your cap. Come on. 2405 02:18:18,248 --> 02:18:18,957 Follow me. 2406 02:18:19,040 --> 02:18:20,250 - Sir... - Shut up! 2407 02:18:23,962 --> 02:18:26,923 Hello. This is Prem here. We're bringing Uncle. 2408 02:18:27,215 --> 02:18:28,800 Till then, keep an eye on Uncle. 2409 02:18:29,384 --> 02:18:30,135 Shut up! 2410 02:18:30,510 --> 02:18:31,886 - What's he saying? - Give it here. 2411 02:18:32,345 --> 02:18:33,096 Hello. 2412 02:18:33,179 --> 02:18:35,515 That man at home is not Uncle. He's an impostor. 2413 02:18:35,724 --> 02:18:38,810 He's Teja. Keep an eye on him till we reach there. 2414 02:18:39,519 --> 02:18:42,105 Oh my God! But he's just left with the keys! 2415 02:18:43,481 --> 02:18:44,607 - He must have gone to the bank. - Oh, God! 2416 02:18:45,108 --> 02:18:47,527 Don't worry. We'll send the real Mr. Bajaj home... 2417 02:18:47,777 --> 02:18:51,489 ...and go to the bank to nab the fake one. Ok? Let's go. 2418 02:18:55,535 --> 02:18:59,956 - There he goes! - Catch him! 2419 02:19:00,790 --> 02:19:03,752 Wait! I was a champion at stone-throwing! 2420 02:19:07,797 --> 02:19:10,091 - It's found the mark! - Rabbit throws well! 2421 02:19:10,342 --> 02:19:12,052 - Robert, not Rabbit! Hurry! - Right. 2422 02:19:12,302 --> 02:19:15,055 - Smart boy. - We've found the diamonds, sir. 2423 02:19:15,555 --> 02:19:16,931 Bravo! 2424 02:19:17,140 --> 02:19:19,684 We'll call Teja and tell him that we've found this. 2425 02:19:19,893 --> 02:19:21,353 - He'll reward you! - We'll get rewarded. 2426 02:19:21,561 --> 02:19:24,689 When Teja recovers... I mean, keep hitting him! 2427 02:19:25,023 --> 02:19:27,067 Right. Straighten your tie and your cap. Come on! 2428 02:19:27,233 --> 02:19:28,651 - Prem, follow me. - This way. 2429 02:19:28,860 --> 02:19:32,280 Call Teja and beat him or the other way around? 2430 02:19:32,489 --> 02:19:33,782 Him. 2431 02:19:34,657 --> 02:19:35,450 Dad! 2432 02:19:35,533 --> 02:19:36,326 - Uncle. - My daughter. 2433 02:19:36,409 --> 02:19:37,827 Dad! 2434 02:19:41,706 --> 02:19:43,291 My name is Crime Master Gogo! 2435 02:19:43,500 --> 02:19:45,210 I gouge out eye-balls and play marbles with them! 2436 02:19:45,377 --> 02:19:48,004 I won't spare anyone! Not even Teja! 2437 02:19:48,296 --> 02:19:51,633 - He's my dad, not Teja. - Teja has gone to the bank. 2438 02:19:53,218 --> 02:19:55,512 What's this fuss about? Take all of them with us! 2439 02:19:58,765 --> 02:20:01,643 They disappeared after they went to make that call. 2440 02:20:03,103 --> 02:20:04,187 Crime Master Gogo! 2441 02:20:04,562 --> 02:20:06,731 Where's your boss Teja? Where are my diamonds? 2442 02:20:07,273 --> 02:20:10,151 - He's gone to fetch the girls. - Amar's giving diamonds to him. 2443 02:20:10,402 --> 02:20:13,405 - Bajaj is lying there. - Bajaj is in the car! 2444 02:20:13,613 --> 02:20:16,533 - No, this is Bajaj. - Bajaj is in my car! 2445 02:20:16,658 --> 02:20:18,576 - No, this is Bajaj. - You're not listening to me... 2446 02:20:22,956 --> 02:20:25,542 - He shouts needlessly. - Stupid boy. 2447 02:20:25,625 --> 02:20:26,418 Correct. 2448 02:20:28,837 --> 02:20:30,213 Hey! Where are you going? 2449 02:20:31,172 --> 02:20:32,966 - I was looking for you. - Why? 2450 02:20:33,258 --> 02:20:35,635 He has disappeared with Mr. Bajaj and the two girls. 2451 02:20:35,802 --> 02:20:37,679 - Who? - Crime Master Gogo. 2452 02:20:38,138 --> 02:20:40,890 He has asked you to reach here with... 2453 02:20:41,182 --> 02:20:43,560 - ...the diamonds if you want them alive. - Show. 2454 02:20:43,935 --> 02:20:47,105 And he has also said that if you inform the police... 2455 02:20:47,230 --> 02:20:49,524 - Then what? - ...it's ok. Nothing to worry about. 2456 02:20:49,816 --> 02:20:51,901 - He seems to be a master. - Yes. 2457 02:20:52,986 --> 02:20:56,781 Get down quickly Careful. Come on. 2458 02:20:59,033 --> 02:21:03,037 Crime Master Gogo. I'll play marbles with your eye-balls! 2459 02:21:03,830 --> 02:21:07,667 - Put your hands up! Up! - They were already up there! 2460 02:21:08,293 --> 02:21:09,836 Come on. Follow me! 2461 02:21:10,753 --> 02:21:11,963 Amar and Prem are here! 2462 02:21:12,714 --> 02:21:15,175 But why are they walking with their hands up? 2463 02:21:18,678 --> 02:21:20,305 The two clowns! 2464 02:21:21,181 --> 02:21:22,682 Careful! 2465 02:21:23,391 --> 02:21:25,977 - Careful! - Your skirt, Mr. Gogo. 2466 02:21:26,060 --> 02:21:27,395 I'll pick it up! Follow me. 2467 02:21:28,771 --> 02:21:32,484 Hi! Hello! How are you? Are you fine? 2468 02:21:32,901 --> 02:21:34,861 - Hello, there! Hi... - Shut up! 2469 02:21:35,403 --> 02:21:37,864 What are you greeting them for? Are you at a party? 2470 02:21:38,281 --> 02:21:40,283 They have the diamonds, Gogo! 2471 02:21:41,493 --> 02:21:42,243 Uncle! Uncle! 2472 02:21:42,368 --> 02:21:44,329 - Hello Uncle. - Hello Uncle. 2473 02:21:44,579 --> 02:21:46,456 I am not sir. I am Teja! 2474 02:21:47,123 --> 02:21:50,460 But Teja has a mark on his face. Right, Robert? 2475 02:21:50,919 --> 02:21:53,630 - Yes. You must have the mark. - What mark? 2476 02:21:53,922 --> 02:21:57,383 - Which mark is this? - I am Teja, my name is Teja too! 2477 02:21:57,592 --> 02:22:00,512 I am Teja, Ramu... I am Teja! 2478 02:22:00,678 --> 02:22:02,514 You'd better listen, Ramu. I am Teja! 2479 02:22:02,764 --> 02:22:06,893 - I am Teja! - I am! I have the mark! 2480 02:22:07,143 --> 02:22:10,647 - To hell with it! I am Teja! - I am, because... 2481 02:22:11,022 --> 02:22:13,024 - Shut up! - I am Teja. 2482 02:22:14,108 --> 02:22:16,945 What's the scene with Teja? 2483 02:22:18,071 --> 02:22:21,908 What I ask is, where are the diamonds? 2484 02:22:22,158 --> 02:22:24,536 How can we have the diamonds, Mr. Gogo? 2485 02:22:24,827 --> 02:22:26,079 We're like innocent little birds. 2486 02:22:26,287 --> 02:22:30,333 Birds of the same flock. Flying high in the sky. 2487 02:22:30,750 --> 02:22:31,960 - Am I right, Prem? - Why not? 2488 02:22:32,335 --> 02:22:34,671 - We're kids. - And very naive, too. 2489 02:22:34,796 --> 02:22:37,423 - And clean-hearted, right? - Why not? 2490 02:22:37,549 --> 02:22:39,050 We only came here to free the girls. 2491 02:22:39,676 --> 02:22:42,303 - Let's untie them. Ok Prem? - Why not? 2492 02:22:42,845 --> 02:22:44,055 Let's untie them. 2493 02:22:46,307 --> 02:22:50,311 Don't act smart. I'll use your eyes for marbles! 2494 02:22:51,187 --> 02:22:52,772 Why do you want to play with our eyes? 2495 02:22:53,064 --> 02:22:55,900 Play with theirs. They all have such big eyes. Look at them! 2496 02:22:57,735 --> 02:23:01,281 Gogo, don't let them con you! They have the diamonds! 2497 02:23:01,614 --> 02:23:04,284 Robert snatched it away from me and gave it to them! 2498 02:23:08,162 --> 02:23:09,664 What silly logic! 2499 02:23:09,914 --> 02:23:12,625 Why will his goons give the diamonds to me? 2500 02:23:12,959 --> 02:23:15,128 Can you do something silly like that, Robert and Bhalla? 2501 02:23:15,253 --> 02:23:18,798 - Oh no, I'd never do that. Never! - No, never. 2502 02:23:20,675 --> 02:23:22,969 Actually, he's being misled by your face. 2503 02:23:24,512 --> 02:23:27,056 - What's wrong with my face? - They think you're an idiot. 2504 02:23:27,473 --> 02:23:28,850 Prem... 2505 02:23:29,392 --> 02:23:32,270 He only looks like a foolish fellow. 2506 02:23:32,520 --> 02:23:33,813 - Quiet! - But he's not! 2507 02:23:33,938 --> 02:23:35,940 Was that praise for me or abuse? 2508 02:23:36,107 --> 02:23:39,444 Abuse-- It was praise all the way, sir! 2509 02:23:40,361 --> 02:23:42,905 I've been hearing tales about you since I was a little boy. 2510 02:23:43,948 --> 02:23:47,327 Do you know what my mom used to say when I cried, Prem? 2511 02:23:48,786 --> 02:23:50,079 What did your mom say? 2512 02:23:50,663 --> 02:23:53,666 She used to ask me to sleep... 2513 02:23:53,791 --> 02:23:56,044 ...or Gogo would visit us. 2514 02:23:59,255 --> 02:24:03,259 Did you hear that about Crime Master Gogo's reputation? 2515 02:24:03,509 --> 02:24:07,096 When a kid doesn't sleep, his mom tells him to sleep... 2516 02:24:07,680 --> 02:24:09,140 ...or else, Gogo would go there. 2517 02:24:11,059 --> 02:24:13,269 - Go on with some more. - What's more? 2518 02:24:13,561 --> 02:24:16,648 I've even heard that you're very knowledgeable and generous... 2519 02:24:16,981 --> 02:24:19,025 ...omniscient, a very accomplished person. 2520 02:24:19,567 --> 02:24:23,780 You're strong, intelligent. I'd even say you're not a man... 2521 02:24:24,656 --> 02:24:26,324 ....you're a great man! 2522 02:24:27,450 --> 02:24:29,702 I think we should leave with the girls now, Mr. Gogo. 2523 02:24:30,161 --> 02:24:31,537 You will certainly extract the diamonds from them, right? 2524 02:24:32,080 --> 02:24:33,748 Go, get a cab, Prem. 2525 02:24:36,125 --> 02:24:39,420 I am knowledgeable and all-knowing... 2526 02:24:39,796 --> 02:24:41,714 - Give me a hand, sir. - Help us. 2527 02:24:41,798 --> 02:24:42,965 I am strong. 2528 02:24:43,841 --> 02:24:47,428 Intelligent. In fact, I am not a man at all! 2529 02:24:51,015 --> 02:24:52,600 Do you know what my mom had taught me? 2530 02:24:52,975 --> 02:24:55,937 - What did she say? - She said... 2531 02:24:56,688 --> 02:24:59,315 ...always first take the money and then deliver the goods. 2532 02:24:59,524 --> 02:25:01,943 I'll take the diamonds, first. And then give the girls! 2533 02:25:02,652 --> 02:25:05,613 Why are you pestering us, sir? We're like innocent birds... 2534 02:25:05,947 --> 02:25:08,991 We want to fly away. Birds... 2535 02:25:09,409 --> 02:25:11,077 Amar, hands up! 2536 02:25:12,161 --> 02:25:15,248 - Look at this rifle! - It's a revolver! Move it away! 2537 02:25:16,416 --> 02:25:19,877 Gogo, hands up! 2538 02:25:21,170 --> 02:25:25,466 That's excellent, my boy! Excellent! 2539 02:25:26,259 --> 02:25:28,261 Now is when we have the bull by its horns! 2540 02:25:28,761 --> 02:25:32,265 Don't move! Freeze! Or I'll have you shaken forever! 2541 02:25:32,974 --> 02:25:35,476 Drop your guns! 2542 02:25:37,019 --> 02:25:38,604 Not you, you idiot! You'll have us killed! 2543 02:25:41,190 --> 02:25:45,528 I could eat all of you alive, do you know that? 2544 02:25:48,865 --> 02:25:52,827 And you? You call yourself Crime Master, don't you? 2545 02:26:08,968 --> 02:26:11,179 Robert! 2546 02:26:14,348 --> 02:26:16,559 I made a mistake by oversight! 2547 02:26:27,195 --> 02:26:28,446 God! 2548 02:26:32,325 --> 02:26:33,868 - Amar. - Shut up! 2549 02:26:34,243 --> 02:26:36,579 I have a terrible temper! I am capable of doing anything! 2550 02:26:37,246 --> 02:26:39,165 - Bullet... - Yes, bullets! 2551 02:26:39,290 --> 02:26:41,459 We'll put bullets in all of them! 2552 02:26:41,709 --> 02:26:43,628 We don't have any bullets! 2553 02:26:44,420 --> 02:26:45,505 We've had it! 2554 02:26:49,008 --> 02:26:51,177 Oh, no! Why? 2555 02:26:55,223 --> 02:27:00,061 Teja... Mr. Teja! Please don't take offence, ok? 2556 02:27:01,562 --> 02:27:04,941 Mr. Gogo... The Great Crime Master Gogo! 2557 02:27:05,441 --> 02:27:07,485 I was only kidding! 2558 02:27:07,944 --> 02:27:10,613 I've been hearing tales of your heroics from my childhood! 2559 02:27:11,197 --> 02:27:12,949 "Listen, people of the world..." 2560 02:27:13,074 --> 02:27:14,909 "Gogo's the greatest of them all." 2561 02:27:17,370 --> 02:27:19,872 We're only children. Very naive. Very good at heart. 2562 02:27:20,748 --> 02:27:22,750 Pick up your guns, friends! 2563 02:27:23,584 --> 02:27:26,712 We're innocent like birds, which fly in the sky! 2564 02:27:27,046 --> 02:27:28,923 What should I do with this gun, Amar? 2565 02:27:31,634 --> 02:27:33,261 - There's no bullet, right? - Haven't I said so? 2566 02:27:33,427 --> 02:27:34,595 Then throw it away! 2567 02:27:36,514 --> 02:27:38,641 - Gogo. - I've had enough of your drama! 2568 02:27:39,141 --> 02:27:41,853 I'll kill everyone now! 2569 02:27:43,187 --> 02:27:47,942 Tell me. What's your last wish before you die? 2570 02:27:48,568 --> 02:27:51,946 Gogo, my friend, please let me have that loaded gun! 2571 02:27:55,283 --> 02:27:57,451 What's your last wish? 2572 02:27:59,579 --> 02:28:02,373 Before I die, I want to beat him up! 2573 02:28:02,498 --> 02:28:04,250 No! I don't want to get beaten up before I die! 2574 02:28:04,375 --> 02:28:07,336 - Please let me beat him up! - No... 2575 02:28:07,879 --> 02:28:09,755 I give you both two minutes. 2576 02:28:10,214 --> 02:28:13,342 Bash him up if you can. And you, save yourself if possible! 2577 02:28:13,467 --> 02:28:15,845 - No! No! - Action! 2578 02:28:20,308 --> 02:28:21,934 - Now, I won't... - Oh, no! 2579 02:28:22,560 --> 02:28:24,478 Is that so? 2580 02:28:29,942 --> 02:28:31,777 Why did you say that there was no bullet? 2581 02:28:32,278 --> 02:28:34,697 - I made a mistake! Forgive me! - Mistake? 2582 02:28:34,822 --> 02:28:36,949 - No, not your knee! - Really? 2583 02:28:40,119 --> 02:28:44,081 You fool! You are cheating! 2584 02:28:45,124 --> 02:28:48,127 - No... Not the chair! - Here it is! 2585 02:28:49,420 --> 02:28:50,796 Amar. 2586 02:28:54,175 --> 02:28:55,635 Hit him! 2587 02:29:00,348 --> 02:29:01,474 Wow! 2588 02:29:04,560 --> 02:29:06,687 Well done, my boy! Well done! 2589 02:29:07,063 --> 02:29:10,733 Crime Master Gogo. I'll make Band Master Toto out of you! 2590 02:29:12,151 --> 02:29:15,029 Girls! Take their guns and throw them in the gutters! 2591 02:29:15,279 --> 02:29:20,368 Hand over your guns to the girls! And do not act smart! 2592 02:29:20,618 --> 02:29:24,580 Else, I'll fill this Gogo's head with bullets. 2593 02:29:25,039 --> 02:29:27,333 And, Gogo... This revolver is not empty! 2594 02:29:29,919 --> 02:29:31,462 Where are you going? Stand straight. 2595 02:29:36,801 --> 02:29:38,010 Hey! What are you up to? 2596 02:29:39,720 --> 02:29:42,306 It had only one bullet! 2597 02:29:42,974 --> 02:29:45,977 Catch them! Bash them up! 2598 02:29:59,031 --> 02:30:01,200 - No... - Allow me. 2599 02:30:01,325 --> 02:30:03,327 With pleasure, Robert. 2600 02:30:10,376 --> 02:30:11,711 Wow! 2601 02:30:17,425 --> 02:30:18,718 Wow! 2602 02:30:20,553 --> 02:30:23,264 Oh, God! Wow! 2603 02:30:30,187 --> 02:30:31,814 Sir... 2604 02:30:33,566 --> 02:30:34,775 Oh, God! 2605 02:30:57,256 --> 02:31:00,092 They're all getting bashed up. Let me slip out of here! 2606 02:33:13,601 --> 02:33:15,019 Cut out the dramatics! 2607 02:33:20,107 --> 02:33:22,985 Come on, clowns! Come to me with the diamonds... 2608 02:33:23,319 --> 02:33:25,613 ...else, I'll finish off these girls! 2609 02:33:27,573 --> 02:33:29,366 Ok. Give them to me. 2610 02:33:34,622 --> 02:33:35,623 Hurry up! 2611 02:33:36,457 --> 02:33:39,168 How much do these diamonds cost? 2612 02:33:39,627 --> 02:33:40,794 At least 10 million, right? 2613 02:33:41,003 --> 02:33:44,673 10 million? Each of these diamonds is worth as much. 2614 02:33:45,132 --> 02:33:47,927 Each of them, worth 10 million! 2615 02:33:48,135 --> 02:33:50,804 Yes! It's the earnings of his whole life! 2616 02:33:51,722 --> 02:33:54,141 Take one last look at them, sir. 2617 02:33:54,600 --> 02:33:55,851 Why are you showing it to him? Come here! 2618 02:33:57,019 --> 02:34:01,732 Do you mean that if each of these guys gets a diamond... 2619 02:34:02,107 --> 02:34:03,734 ...their lives will be made? 2620 02:34:03,901 --> 02:34:08,614 Their lives along with generations to come! 2621 02:34:08,822 --> 02:34:10,866 Be quick, or I'll kill them! 2622 02:34:11,075 --> 02:34:13,535 Please don't... Here we come. 2623 02:34:14,662 --> 02:34:16,372 You too must take a look, Gogo. 2624 02:34:16,956 --> 02:34:18,874 This will be an addition to your folklore. 2625 02:34:19,333 --> 02:34:20,751 Of passing by a terrific opportunity. 2626 02:34:21,168 --> 02:34:22,378 Don't touch it! 2627 02:34:22,461 --> 02:34:23,545 - Just one diamond! - No! 2628 02:34:23,712 --> 02:34:26,632 I've given Teja a loan! Give me one in exchange! 2629 02:34:26,966 --> 02:34:28,842 Come right here, or I'll kill them! 2630 02:34:29,593 --> 02:34:31,303 - Careful! - Yes, I am taking care... 2631 02:34:31,512 --> 02:34:34,139 Careful! Don't drop it! 2632 02:34:39,395 --> 02:34:42,606 - Move. - Move away... 2633 02:34:42,773 --> 02:34:46,652 I am your boss. Let me take it. At least one. 2634 02:34:47,194 --> 02:34:49,154 Crime Master Gogo... 2635 02:34:51,657 --> 02:34:53,158 Crime Master Gogo... 2636 02:34:54,243 --> 02:34:55,577 Raveena's mom in heaven... 2637 02:34:56,912 --> 02:34:58,455 ...I am coming to join you! 2638 02:35:03,961 --> 02:35:06,505 Give one to Crime Master Gogo! 2639 02:35:08,340 --> 02:35:12,094 - Crime Master Gogo... - Police! 2640 02:35:12,928 --> 02:35:15,139 - They've taken everything away! - Where are they? 2641 02:35:15,347 --> 02:35:17,391 There's that guy... Catch him! 2642 02:35:19,101 --> 02:35:22,187 He hit me! Everybody's hitting me! 2643 02:35:25,941 --> 02:35:28,736 Dad! What's happened to dad? 2644 02:35:28,902 --> 02:35:30,112 What's happened, dad? 2645 02:35:30,237 --> 02:35:30,946 - Uncle! - Dad! 2646 02:35:31,447 --> 02:35:33,032 - Uncle! - Dad! 2647 02:35:33,782 --> 02:35:36,660 Wake up! We've risked our lives to save you! 2648 02:35:36,827 --> 02:35:37,953 Saved me, my foot! 2649 02:35:38,579 --> 02:35:40,956 Those people have taken away my life's savings! 2650 02:35:41,248 --> 02:35:42,249 Nonsense! 2651 02:35:42,374 --> 02:35:45,210 How can they take it away, with both of us around, sir? 2652 02:35:45,586 --> 02:35:46,920 Bring out the real diamonds, Prem 2653 02:35:47,004 --> 02:35:48,213 - Sure! - Really? 2654 02:35:48,881 --> 02:35:52,426 - We threw away the real ones, Amar! - What are you saying? 2655 02:35:53,218 --> 02:35:56,889 Give me the bag in which we had kept the fake ones. 2656 02:35:59,224 --> 02:36:01,226 No, you idiot! The real ones were in the red bag! 2657 02:36:01,310 --> 02:36:02,227 Ok! 2658 02:36:03,312 --> 02:36:05,898 - Oh no! - What happened? 2659 02:36:06,357 --> 02:36:08,609 Yes, I remember now! They were in this bag! 2660 02:36:09,026 --> 02:36:12,780 In the red bag, right? Must be these, then! 2661 02:36:13,030 --> 02:36:17,368 I always knew that my daughters would choose real gems! 2662 02:36:17,618 --> 02:36:18,786 I always knew that. 2663 02:36:20,079 --> 02:36:22,373 Listen to this tale, people of the world... 2664 02:36:22,915 --> 02:36:26,627 - ...my name is Mr. Gogo! - Nonsense. 2665 02:36:30,172 --> 02:36:32,674 Whoever you are... 2666 02:36:33,175 --> 02:36:35,469 Will you win the game in which I deal the cards? 2667 02:36:35,844 --> 02:36:39,973 - Give me the diamonds! - There goes another opportunity! 2668 02:36:41,642 --> 02:36:43,227 Just a minute, Mr. Teja. 2669 02:36:43,644 --> 02:36:46,355 Give me the diamonds, as per our plan. 2670 02:36:47,064 --> 02:36:47,856 Bhalla. 2671 02:36:47,940 --> 02:36:49,691 Yes, I am Bhalla! Pass the diamonds. 2672 02:36:50,275 --> 02:36:52,820 - Sorry, sir. Yes! - Robert? 2673 02:36:52,945 --> 02:36:56,240 Pass the diamonds here. I won't make any mistake this time. 2674 02:36:56,865 --> 02:36:59,326 My life is settled now! Thank you, everybody. 2675 02:36:59,785 --> 02:37:01,578 Thanks a lot and may God bless you. 2676 02:37:02,037 --> 02:37:04,081 Not a soul will move! 2677 02:37:11,380 --> 02:37:12,881 I made the mistake again! 2678 02:37:13,757 --> 02:37:16,468 Join the queue! Take them to prison in a queue! 2679 02:37:17,511 --> 02:37:19,471 They're already in a queue! 2680 02:37:21,348 --> 02:37:24,685 Let me see. Teja, caught at last. 2681 02:37:27,229 --> 02:37:31,567 And who are you? Oh! Gogo! Crime Master Gogo! 2682 02:37:32,818 --> 02:37:34,653 At least, get me back the money I had loaned him! 2683 02:37:34,862 --> 02:37:36,947 - You'll get it in prison. - In prison? 2684 02:37:37,114 --> 02:37:38,532 Here are your diamonds, Mr. Ram Gopal. 2685 02:37:38,824 --> 02:37:39,616 Thank you. 2686 02:37:39,825 --> 02:37:41,743 Thank you so much, Inspector. 2687 02:37:41,952 --> 02:37:45,414 Don't thank me. Thank Amar and Prem. 2688 02:37:45,622 --> 02:37:47,416 They called me up. 2689 02:37:49,543 --> 02:37:51,170 Great! Well done. 2690 02:37:51,336 --> 02:37:52,921 - Thank you very much. - Uncle. 2691 02:37:53,589 --> 02:37:55,674 - About our marriage? - Why not? 2692 02:37:56,175 --> 02:37:57,217 For getting the diamonds back... 2693 02:37:57,384 --> 02:38:00,512 ...I'll get my daughters married to Amar and Prem. 2694 02:38:00,929 --> 02:38:03,140 Thank you, sir. 2695 02:38:03,432 --> 02:38:06,351 Sir, you're great! Magnanimous... 2696 02:38:06,685 --> 02:38:09,354 ...wise... In fact, you're not a man at all. 2697 02:38:09,813 --> 02:38:12,107 You're a great man! 2698 02:38:18,864 --> 02:38:22,659 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 2699 02:38:23,202 --> 02:38:25,871 "...with my heart on love's platter." 2700 02:38:26,455 --> 02:38:30,459 "Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling." 2701 02:38:30,792 --> 02:38:34,296 "This beautiful weather and the crazy winds." 2702 02:38:34,421 --> 02:38:37,966 "May sweep you off your feet." 2703 02:38:38,342 --> 02:38:40,260 "My darling!" 2704 02:38:40,928 --> 02:38:42,721 "Here you go." 2705 02:38:42,930 --> 02:38:46,683 "Here you go, my darling, I am here..." 2706 02:38:47,184 --> 02:38:49,895 "...with my heart on love's platter." 2707 02:38:50,771 --> 02:38:53,815 "This night and these distances." 2708 02:38:54,024 --> 02:38:57,736 "Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances." 2709 02:38:58,237 --> 02:39:01,281 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 2710 02:39:01,573 --> 02:39:04,535 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 2711 02:39:04,826 --> 02:39:07,913 "For my heart is wildly aflutter." 2712 02:39:08,080 --> 02:39:10,874 "Two words with you make the lover eager." 2713 02:39:11,959 --> 02:39:15,295 "This night and these distances." 2714 02:39:15,671 --> 02:39:18,382 "I feel like coming close to you..." 2715 02:39:18,590 --> 02:39:21,093 "...and as I come closer, I'd become yours." 2716 02:39:21,260 --> 02:39:24,137 "In streets and by lanes..." 2717 02:39:24,388 --> 02:39:29,142 "How long do I wander around crazed?" 2718 02:39:29,726 --> 02:39:34,606 "Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!" 2719 02:39:35,023 --> 02:39:37,234 "Two young men have set out to make their lives..." 2720 02:39:37,859 --> 02:39:40,237 "Smart chaps, who are called crazy." 2721 02:39:40,737 --> 02:39:43,156 "Two young men have set out to make their lives..." 2722 02:39:43,574 --> 02:39:46,034 "Smart chaps, who are called crazy." 2723 02:39:46,577 --> 02:39:49,162 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful." 2724 02:39:49,413 --> 02:39:51,999 "In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful." 2725 02:39:52,207 --> 02:39:54,543 "To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!" 2726 02:39:54,793 --> 02:39:56,962 "To steal a glance!" 2726 02:39:57,305 --> 02:40:57,881 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. 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