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my name
is frankie d bernardo and i
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have a secret
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forgive us our trespasses and allow your
spirit
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to grow within our family amen
frankie what do you do if that aaron
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pierce boy asked you to play dungeons
and dragons again
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just say no love you sweetie love you
too mom
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hi frankie hi sweetie hello ladies
how was your audition audition
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yes frankie is auditioning for captain
von trapp oh
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you didn't tell me how exciting but i
don't think i got it because eric
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miller's such a better singer and he's
older
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oh but he doesn't have your personality
no he is a flatline
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i tried talking to him last week after
church and he ball put me to sleep after
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three words
probably just be some nameless nazi well
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there's nothing wrong with
being a knot so i almost finished that
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sentence
frankie would you like some coffee cake
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oh yes mrs yost thank you
wonderful it's my aunt genie's recipe
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which ironically
calls for real coffee i think i misused
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the word ironic
lord thank you for this coffee cake
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barbara are are you all right yeah i
just excuse me it's i think
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i think i have a demon oh no
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yep it's a demon okay frankie pass me
the holy water
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oh the lord is my shepherd i shall not
want besides summon
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jesus christ lord our savior oh false
alarm
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oh praise the lord praise the lord what
was i saying
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uh you had just misused the word ironic
yeah
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he's back the power of christ compels
you we summon the lord jesus christ our
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savior
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welcome to my childhood
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so how was everyone's day today
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not all at once it was fine fine
frankie had an audition today audition i
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thought we said he was going to try out
for pop corner
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and we had to give uh mrs yost a
exorcism today
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gnarly it was so gnarly she was like
spazzing out she's
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not crazy gnarly guys and that woman has
serious problems
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no more than anyone else she has a demon
more often than i sneeze
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pass this up do you know how crazy this
is jamie not now
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so we have a demon loose in the house
i think you're being a very
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irresponsible mother wait there are
demons loose in the house
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we don't have any demons loose in the
house because they don't
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exist there is nothing more important
than
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spiritual well-being of this family and
i will not have you talking to me this
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way
sorry must have been a demon jamie
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claudia
this is your soul we're talking about
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this family is so
crazy you will literally believe
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anything that anyone says
if they just say the word god i mean
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you're like
fundamentalist baptist or something
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obsequious zealot
don't you dare call your mother a
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baptist
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mom i don't want jamie to go to hell
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me neither
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the lord jesus christ has given me a
message to give you
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guess you got naughty number three hi
frank hi frankie
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uh frank i would like to introduce you
to our new friend
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kathy sweet hello frank
hello miss sweet kathy
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i've been so warmly welcomed by everyone
i feel as if we're all a family
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a family united in christ
praise the lord praise the lord
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oh i'm sorry uh we don't smoke in the
house uh frankie has allergies so
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of course and he's such a handsome boy
frankie what do you say thank you
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i am very impressed with him
not many young men spend their days
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congregating with their mother's friends
over boys their own age
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his spiritual growth is very important
to him
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frankie's very precocious that's why we
love him
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he is the one member of the family that
holds the most
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holy spirit i doubt that i'm sorry
anne the lord jesus christ has given me
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a message for you
i regret to say but he doesn't see much
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of the holy spirit in this house
frank the lord jesus christ specifically
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has a message for you
he does yes
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he does not like your shirt
huh that was a birthday gift from me
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that does not surprise me gloria that
shirt is of the devil and he should burn
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it
it's frogger owls and frogs are the only
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two animals in creation that hunt
at night are you sure
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frankie just go ahead and change your
shirt
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and burn it you don't need to burn your
frogger shirt
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he needs to burn it maybe we should
throw a sheet over him
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gloria it's miss right you gave him the
abomination
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yes and it's just gloria
miss gloria what is that supposed to
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mean
it means that people address you as miss
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because you've never been married before
you make it sound as if being unmarried
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is a sin
i'll have you know jesus christ was
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never made and he never did the things
you did while being
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unmarried i don't have to take this you
already have
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suffer little children and forbid them
not come unto me for as such is the
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kingdom of heaven
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not that you have to risk bearing
bastards with such activity
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i see you i see you
with your man's thoughts and your man's
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pants
well i think that we should just start
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wrapping things stop talking now
anne now gloria are you
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here because you love god or because you
don't want to go to hell
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kathy i think that stop talking now anne
now gloria the lord jesus christ has
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given me a message for you
and that is that you are playing host
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to a demon this is crazy
i think maybe you got your wires crossed
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i'm the one with the demon
but nothing compares to what is inside
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of gloria
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nothing compares
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don't tell me that you don't feel it
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now tell me do you come here because you
love
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god or because you fear something inside
of you
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and you have the holy water pour it on
her kathy i'm feeling very uncomfortable
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gloria
dear are you ready to fight this thing i
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don't know what's going on gloria
are you ready to fight this thing
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the power of christ compels you no
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get out help me in the name of the lord
jesus
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christ i bind you with the word of god
and command you evil spirits
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come out of gloria
i will come out i will cut out
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what are you doing come out and help us
pray
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thank you
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we have so much work to do ladies
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can demons walk through walls yes they
don't exist jessica
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i don't know you guys didn't see her
they're psychosomatic frankie
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she believes she was possessed because
she forces herself to believe that
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besides only ordained priests can
perform exorcisms that's not true
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mom does it all the time wait can i kill
a demon
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yeah dude like with a silver bullet no
didn't you ever see the exorcist even
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the priests couldn't kill it
they can like weaken or keep it away
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with holy water or whatever
but the only way to kill it was to like
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be possessed with it
and then jump out the window and then
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die
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so
the lord jesus christ has given me a
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message for you
and that is he is thrilled with the
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spiritual progression of our little
congregation
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anne has begun the sanctification of her
house
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mrs yost has pledged to eliminate
all secular television and music and you
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gloria
you i understand
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we're witnessing by delivering food
to the ill
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those men do you know why this plague
was created
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when the perverts manhood enters the
anus of another that friction creates
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the hiv
virus this is the new flood
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this is god's way of cleansing this
blight of
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wickedness just two days ago
i removed a demon
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a demon from your soul
do you have any idea how lucky you are
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do you have any idea
how vulnerable you are right now
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and you go and do the one thing to usher
its return
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you say you love this child
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but this is the example you put forth
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i don't think you should be here anymore
no please we will have to consider what
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to do with you
but for now
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let us praise for the
cleansing of the abomination
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praise jesus
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here we are ladies the lemon bars look
delicious ann
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but we won't be here long enough to
enjoy them come again you know
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homosexuality is not just a sin it is of
the devil
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the homosexuals are not just sinners but
they are possessed by the demon of
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homosexuality
i'm aware of that i don't think you are
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i'm sorry where did you get that shirt
frank
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my mom what are you implying kathy how
do you expect to kill the beast when you
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are feeding it
you are letting him be in a musical
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oh well this is a school play a shirt
has flowers on it
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do you have any idea what the lord jesus
christ would say about this
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what there are some demons that cannot
be exercised
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this house will never be holy do not
contact any of us again
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ladies what
where are you going barbra gloria where
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are you going you
you've known my son for years he's not
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like that
just tell her i'll be praying for you
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both
you frank what
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ladies i'm sorry no
i know you're not like them you're like
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boy
you're not like that
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i love you
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uh
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i am protected by my faith so you are
afraid
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you cannot enter here i'm protected in
here so you are
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it's it safe
i'm not going anywhere frank
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you can stay in there as long
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you
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