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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,804 Turn that down. 3 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,974 Turn it off, Steve, man. Turn it off! John, shut up! 4 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,109 Rose! 5 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,913 - Mickey! - Jackie, it's the Tardis. 6 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,249 I know, I know. I heard it. She's alive, Mickey. 7 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,251 I said so, didn't I? She's alive! 8 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,004 Just shut up a minute. Where is it, then? 9 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:47,441 Here we are, then. London, Earth, the solar system, isn't it? 10 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,156 Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, no, no. Hold on. 11 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,576 Wait there. What was I going to say? 12 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,787 There was something I had to tell you. Something important. What was it? 13 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,539 No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 14 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,168 Oh! I know. 15 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,130 Merry Christmas! 16 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,676 What happened? Is he all right? 17 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,053 I don't know. He just keeled over. 18 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,056 - But who is he? Where's the Doctor? - That's him. 19 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,309 Right in front of you. That's the Doctor. 20 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,604 What do you mean, that's the Doctor? Doctor who? 21 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:13,569 Here we go. Tina the cleaner's got this lodger, medical student. 22 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,029 And she was fast asleep so I just took it. 23 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,865 I still say we should take him to hospital. 24 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,450 We can't. They'd lock him up. They'd dissect him. 25 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,120 One bottle of his blood could change the future of the human race. 26 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,830 No... Shh. 27 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,059 - Both working. - What do you mean, both? 28 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:49,021 - Well, he's got two hearts. - Oh, don't be stupid. 29 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,480 He has. 30 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,483 - Anything else he's got two of? - Leave him alone. 31 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,426 How can he go changing his face? 32 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,430 Is that a different face or is he a different person? 33 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,516 How should I know? 34 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,145 Sorry. 35 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:34,107 The thing is, I thought I knew him, Mum. 36 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,778 I thought me and him were... 37 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,907 And then he goes and does this. 38 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,745 I keep forgetting he's not human. 39 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,501 The big question is... 40 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,796 where'd you get a pair of men's pajamas from? 41 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:59,341 - Howard's been staying over. - What, Howard from the market? 42 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,135 - How long has that been going on? - A month or so. 43 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,805 First of all he starts delivering to the door and I thought, "That's odd." 44 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,934 - Next thing you know, it's a bag of oranges. - Is that Harriet Jones? 45 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,562 - Never mind me. - Why is she on the telly? 46 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:15,232 She's Prime Minister now. I'm 18 quid a week better off. 47 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,818 They're calling it Britain's golden age. 48 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:21,154 - I keep on saying my Rose has met her. - Did more than that. 49 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,407 Stopped World War III with her. 50 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,701 Harriet Jones. 51 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,787 What about those calling the Guinevere One space probe a waste of money? 52 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:32,374 Now that's where you're wrong. I completely disagree if you don't mind. 53 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:37,671 The Guinevere One space probe represents this country's limitless ambition. 54 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,133 British workmanship sailing up there among the stars. 55 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:45,387 This is the spirit of Christmas, birth and rejoicing 56 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,724 and the dawn of a new age, and that is what we're achieving 57 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:52,394 50 million miles away, our very own miracle. 58 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,396 The unmanned probe Guinevere One 59 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,565 is about to make its final descent. 60 00:05:56,648 --> 00:06:00,736 Photographs of the Martian landscape should be received by midnight tonight. 61 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,798 - So what do you need, 20 quid? - Do you mind? I'll pay you back. 62 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,593 Call it a Christmas present! 63 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,512 God, I'm all out of sync. 64 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,056 You just forget about Christmas and things in the Tardis. 65 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,559 They don't exist. You get sort of...timeless. 66 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:36,855 Oh, yeah, that's fascinating because I love hearing stories about the Tardis. 67 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,690 Ooh, go on, Rose, tell us another one 68 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,693 'cause I swear I could listen to it all clay, "Tardis this, Tardis that." 69 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,945 Shut up. 70 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:46,657 "Oh, and one time the Tardis landed in a big, yellow garden full of balloons." 71 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,076 - I'm not like that. - Oh, you so are. 72 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:52,579 Hmm, must drive you mad. I'm surprised you don't give up on me. 73 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:56,333 Well, that's the thing, isn't it? You can rely on me. I don't go changing my face. 74 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,001 Yeah. 75 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,837 - What if he's dying? - Okay... 76 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,588 Sorry! 77 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,591 Just let it be Christmas. Can you do that? 78 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,762 Just for a bit. You and me and Christmas. 79 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,931 No... No Doctor. 80 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:14,268 No bog monsters. No life or death. 81 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,811 Okay. 82 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,354 - Promise? - Yes. 83 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,190 Right. What are we gonna get for your mum? 84 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,445 I'm round there all the time now, you know. She does me dinner on a Sunday... 85 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,184 It's us. They're after us. 86 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,586 What's going on? What have we done? Why are they after us? 87 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,171 Taxi! 88 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,590 They're after the Doctor. 89 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:30,177 I can't even go shopping with you, we get attacked by a brass band. 90 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,762 - Who you phoning? - My mum. 91 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:35,265 She turns up, no warning. I've got nothing in. 92 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:40,062 I said, "Rose, if you want a Christmas dinner of meat paste, then so be it." 93 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,064 Get off the phone! 94 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,191 Well, who were those...those Santa things? 95 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,194 I don't know. But think about it, they were after us. 96 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,029 What's important about us? We're nothing. 97 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,448 Except the one thing we've got tucked up in bed. The Doctor. 98 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:55,619 Oh, no, don't come round, darling. No, the flat's all topsy-turvy. 99 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,205 Yeah, she just barges in and litters the place. 100 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,458 Yeah. No, I'll come round and see you on Boxing Day. 101 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,638 - Save us a chipolata... - Get off the phone! Get off the phone. 102 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,306 It's only Bev. She says hello. 103 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,393 Bev? Yeah, look, it'll have to wait. 104 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,397 Right. It's not safe, we've got to get out. Where can we go? 105 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,066 - My mate Stan. He'll put us up. - That's only two streets away. 106 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,278 - What about Mo? Where's she living now? - I don't know. Peak District. 107 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,737 We'll go to cousin Mo's, then. 108 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:33,156 It's Christmas Eve, we're not going anywhere. 109 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,826 - What are you babbling about? - Mum... 110 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,954 Where'd you get that tree? 111 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,832 That's a new tree. Where'd you get it? 112 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:44,042 - I thought it was you. - How can it be me? 113 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,837 You went shopping, there was a ring at the door and there it was. 114 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,839 No, that wasn't me. 115 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,134 Then who was it? 116 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:58,182 Oh, you're kidding me. 117 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,821 Let's go! Quick, get out! 118 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,868 - We've got to save the Doctor. - What are you doing? 119 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,703 We can't just leave him. 120 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,205 Mickey! 121 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,708 Mickey! Get out, get out! 122 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,920 Mickey! Get out of there. 123 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,507 - No! Leave him, just leave him! - Get in here. 124 00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:37,596 Doctor, wake up. 125 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,287 I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree! 126 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:06,708 Help me. 127 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:19,805 Remote control. 128 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,599 But who's controlling it? 129 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,942 - That's them. What are they? - Shh. 130 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:53,130 They've just gone! What kind of rubbish were they? 131 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,923 I mean, no offense, but they're not much cop 132 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,967 if a sonic screwdriver's gonna scare them off. 133 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,969 - Pilot fish. - What? 134 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,139 They were just pilot fish. 135 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,852 What's wrong? 136 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,813 You woke me up too soon. 137 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,192 I'm still regenerating. I'm bursting with energy. 138 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:19,656 You see? The pilot fish could smell it a million miles away. 139 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,826 So they eliminate the defense, that's you lot, and they carry me off. 140 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,288 They could run their batteries off me for a couple of years! 141 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,040 Oh, Oh, Oh! 142 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,583 My head. 143 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,544 - I'm having a neural implosion. I need... - What do you need? 144 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,171 - I need... - Just say. Tell me, tell me. 145 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,797 - Painkillers? Aspirin? - I need... 146 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:38,759 Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I don't know. Pepto-Bismol? 147 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,762 Liquid paraffin. Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E! 148 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,097 - I need... - Is it food? Something simple. 149 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,891 Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup? 150 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,560 Soup and a sandwich? Oh, soup and a little ham sandwich? 151 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,189 - I need you to shut up. - Oh, he hasn't changed that much. 152 00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,697 We haven't got much time. If there's pilot fish then... 153 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,950 Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? 154 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:06,370 - That's Howard, sorry. - He keeps apples in his dressing gown? 155 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,205 He gets hungry. 156 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,707 - What, he gets hungry in his sleep? - Sometimes. 157 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,712 Brain collapsing. 158 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,591 The... The pilot fish... 159 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,845 The pilot fish mean there's something... 160 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,889 There's something... 161 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,895 Something is coming. 162 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,002 Jackie, I'm using the phone line, is that all right? 163 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,337 Yeah, keep account of it. 164 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,383 It's midnight. 165 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,177 Christmas Day. 166 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,470 - Any change? - He's worse. 167 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,097 Just one heart beating. 168 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,641 Scientists in charge of Britain's mission to Mars 169 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:13,145 have re-established contact with the Guinevere One space probe. 170 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,314 They're expecting the first transmission 171 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,733 from the planet's surface in the next few minutes. 172 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,194 Yes, we are. We are back on schedule. 173 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,155 We've received the signal from Guinevere One. 174 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,117 The Mars landing would seem to be an unqualified success. 175 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:30,287 But is it true that you completely lost contact early tonight? 176 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,873 Yes, we had a bit of a scare. 177 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,585 Guinevere seemed to fall off the scope but it was just a blip. 178 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,213 Only disappeared for a few seconds. 179 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,757 She is fine now, absolutely fine. 180 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,511 We're getting the first pictures transmitted live any minute now. 181 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,471 I'd better get back to it. Thanks. 182 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,517 Here we go. Pilot fish. 183 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:55,312 Scavengers like the Doctor said. Harmless, they're tiny. 184 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,273 But the point is the little fish swim alongside the big fish. 185 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,901 - Do you mean like sharks? - Great, big sharks. 186 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:05,030 So what the Doctor means is we had them, now we get that. 187 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,407 Something is coming. 188 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:10,786 - ...Martian landscape of rocks... - How close? 189 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,914 There's no way of telling. But the pilot fish don't swim far from their daddy. 190 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,667 - So it's close. - Funny sort of rocks. 191 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,628 That's not rocks. 192 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,922 This is being transmitted via Mission Control 193 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:26,468 and it's coming live from the depths of space on Christmas morning. 194 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:35,143 The face of an alien lifeform was transmitted live tonight on BBC ONE. 195 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:39,982 On the 25th of December, the human race has been shown absolute proof 196 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,817 that alien life exists. 197 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,028 These remarkable images have been relayed right across the world. 198 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,554 This way, sir. 199 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,576 Mr. Llewellyn. 200 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:38,373 Security sweep at 0516. 201 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,083 Mr. Llewellyn, ma'am. 202 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,585 Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. 203 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,504 Well, yes, I know who you are. 204 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,757 - I suppose I've ruined your Christmas. - Never off duty. 205 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:50,052 Now, we've put out a cover story. Alex has been handling it. 206 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,555 We've said it was a hoax. Some sort of mask or prosthetics. 207 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,933 Students hijacking the signal, that sort of thing. 208 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,936 Alex is my right-hand man. I'm not used to having a right-hand man. 209 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,854 - I quite like it, though. - I quite like it myself. 210 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:03,732 I don't suppose there's any chance it was a hoax? 211 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,151 That would be nice. Then we could all go home. 212 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,403 I don't suppose anyone's offered you a coffee? 213 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,031 - No. - No, the transmission was genuine. 214 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:14,243 And this seems to be a new species of alien. 215 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,287 At least, not one we've encountered before. 216 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,791 You seem to be talking about aliens as a matter of fact. 217 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:23,418 There's an Act of Parliament banning my autobiography. 218 00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,128 - Prime Minister? - I'm with you. 219 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,301 Miss Jacobs can explain. 220 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,221 I don't think we've been introduced. Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. 221 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,473 Yes. I know who you are. 222 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:39,643 The transmission didn't come from the surface of Mars. 223 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:44,022 Guinevere One was broadcasting from a point 5,000 miles above the planet. 224 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,984 In other words, they've got a ship and the probe is on board. 225 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,779 But if they're not from the surface, then they might not be from Mars itself. 226 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,073 Maybe they're not actual Martians. 227 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,160 Of course not. Martians look completely different. 228 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,204 We think the ship was in flight when they just came across the probe. 229 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,039 And they're moving. 230 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:04,376 The ship's still in flight now. We've got it on the Hubble array. 231 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,337 - Moving in which direction? - Towards us. 232 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,464 - How fast? - Very fast. 233 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,675 - What was your name again? - Sally. 234 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,678 Thank you, Sally. 235 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,143 Rose. 236 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,188 Take a look. I've got access to the military. 237 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:27,608 They're tracking a spaceship. It's big, it's fast and it's coming this way. 238 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,736 Coming for what, though? The Doctor? 239 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,906 I don't know. Maybe it's coming for all of us. 240 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,998 Have you seen them before? 241 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,042 No. 242 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,017 Translation software. 243 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,228 Yes, sir. 244 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,275 I don't understand what they're saying. 245 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,612 The Tardis translates alien languages inside my head 246 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,406 all the time, wherever I am. 247 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,450 So why isn't it doing it now? 248 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,246 I don't know. Must be the Doctor. 249 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:27,125 Like he's part of the circuit and... 250 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,878 he's broken. 251 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,775 I'm getting demands from Washington, ma'am. 252 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,404 The President's insisting that he takes control of the situation. 253 00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:01,410 You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, 254 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,914 he's not my boss and he's certainly not turning this into a war. 255 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,752 - What have we got? - Nothing yet. 256 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:13,213 Translating an alien language is going to take time. 257 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,257 How far off is the ship? 258 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,176 About five hours. 259 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,597 Despite claims of an alien hoax, 260 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,267 it's been reported that NATO forces are on red alert. 261 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,979 Oh, come on, sweetheart. What do you need? 262 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,149 What is it you need? Tell me. 263 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,068 Speaking strictly off the record, 264 00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:38,530 government sources are calling this our longest night. 265 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,706 I don't suppose we've had a code 9? 266 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,167 - No sign of the Doctor? - Nothing yet. 267 00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,962 You've met him, haven't you? 268 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:57,341 - Like the stuff of legend. - He is that. 269 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,636 Failing him... 270 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,679 what about Torchwood? 271 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,973 I know I'm not supposed to know about it, I realize that. 272 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,808 Not even the United Nations knows. 273 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:09,520 But if ever there was a need for Torchwood, it's now. 274 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,356 - I can't take responsibility. - I can. 275 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,817 See to it. Get them ready. 276 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:20,364 Attention. Transmission filters must be maintained... 277 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:24,034 - Prime Minister. - Has it worked? 278 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,494 Just about. 279 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:30,833 "People..." That could be cattle. 280 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,668 "...you belong to us. 281 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:36,421 "To the Sycorax." They seem to be called Sycorax, not Martians. 282 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:41,635 "We own you. We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones. 283 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,596 "You will surrender or they will die. 284 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:48,892 "Sycorax strong. Sycorax mighty. Sycorax rock!" 285 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,311 As in the modern sense, they rock. 286 00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:52,938 "They" Will die? 287 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,732 Not "you will die." "They will die." Who's they? 288 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:59,611 I don't know. But it is the right personal pronoun. It's "they." 289 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,531 Send them a reply. 290 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:06,785 Tell them this is a day of peace on planet Earth. 291 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,873 Tell them we extend that peace to the Sycorax. 292 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,710 And then tell them 293 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:18,422 this planet is armed and we do not surrender. 294 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,800 Come on. 295 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:43,530 The Doctor wouldn't do this. 296 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:47,117 The old Doctor, the proper Doctor, he'd wake up. 297 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:49,578 He'd save us. 298 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,955 You really love him, don't you? 299 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,517 They got the message. Here comes the response. 300 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,446 What was that? 301 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,782 - Was that a reply? - I don't know. 302 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:30,118 Looked like some sort of energy or static. 303 00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:33,247 Almost like someone casting a spell. 304 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:34,915 Maybe it's a different form of language. 305 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:37,543 Some sort of ideogram or pictogram. 306 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,045 What the hell! 307 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:43,590 It's the light. It's the same light. 308 00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:46,218 Sally? What are you doing, Sally? 309 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,678 Leave her. You'll hurt her. 310 00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,138 - Let them pass. - Where are they going? 311 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,100 What is wrong with you? 312 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,351 Jason? 313 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,145 - Jason? - Sandra! 314 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:01,650 For no reason...he's just walking. He won't stop walking. 315 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:05,529 There's a sort of light thing. Jason? 316 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,657 Stop it. Right now. 317 00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:12,202 Please, Jason. Just stop! 318 00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,625 They're all heading in the same direction. 319 00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:21,545 It's only certain people. Why isn't it affecting us? 320 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:25,215 Prime Minister, it's happening all over the country. 321 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,718 Alan, come on, now stop this. It's not funny anymore. 322 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:30,053 Come on, come back inside the house. 323 00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:33,056 Catherine. Catherine, listen to Mummy. You come back inside now. 324 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:36,894 And you, Jonathan. You come back in with Mummy. 325 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:40,647 Jonathan, come back in with Mummy. You're scaring me now. Come on. 326 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:43,150 Alan, help me out here, please. 327 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,656 As far as I can tell, they're heading for any sort of high-rise building. 328 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,075 Anything with stairs. Anything with steps. 329 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:10,260 They're going all the way up. They're going to the roof. 330 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,429 Just making my way to the front of the building now. 331 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,432 There's hundreds of them. Oh, my God. 332 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:18,185 They're going right up to the edge. 333 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,020 They're gonna jump. They're all gonna jump. 334 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:22,022 Sally, stop it. 335 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,944 It's Danny Llewellyn. Daniel Llewellyn. 336 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:30,113 Sally, just concentrate, listen to me. You're being controlled. 337 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,115 We need you. 338 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:34,451 Stop it, Sally. 339 00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:43,210 Jason, I'm talking to you! Just stop! 340 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:02,813 It's not just the whole country. 341 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:04,982 It's the whole world. 342 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:16,410 They've stopped. They've all stopped. 343 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,329 They're just standing there. 344 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,415 Right on the edge. 345 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:25,252 According to reports, it's like a third, one third of the world's population. 346 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:28,130 That's two billion people ready to jump. 347 00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:32,342 Surrender or they will die. 348 00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:36,013 What do we do? 349 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,098 Nothing. 350 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:41,768 There's no one to save us. Not anymore. 351 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:46,440 Wait a minute. There is a pattern. 352 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:49,526 All these people tend to be father and son, 353 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,279 mother and daughter, brothers and sisters. 354 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,531 Family groups, but not husbands and wives. 355 00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:56,325 Oh, my God. 356 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,869 It's Guinevere One. 357 00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:01,705 Have you got medical records on file for all your staff? 358 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,790 Of course we have. Yes. 359 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:10,881 - What about Torchwood? - Still working on it. 360 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,383 Bear in mind, they have just lost a third of their staff. 361 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:16,053 But do they have what we need? 362 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,888 Yes, ma'am. 363 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,556 Well, tell them to hurry up. 364 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:24,061 Here it is. Sally Jacobs. Blood group, A positive. 365 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,813 - Who else walked out? - Luke Parsons. 366 00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:30,400 Luke Parsons. A positive. 367 00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:32,486 Jeffrey Baxter. 368 00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:34,238 Baxter. A positive. 369 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,740 That's it, they're all A positive. 370 00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,826 How many people in the world are A positive? 371 00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:40,744 No idea. 372 00:27:40,828 --> 00:27:42,579 But I bet it's one third. 373 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:46,834 - What's so special about that blood group? - Nothing. But it's my fault. 374 00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:51,421 Guinevere One, it's got one of those plaques identifying the human race. 375 00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:53,924 A message to the stars. 376 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,093 I mean, you don't expect anything to come of it 377 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,428 but I put on maps and music and samples. 378 00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:00,931 There's wheat seeds and water and... 379 00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:03,684 And blood. 380 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,769 A positive. 381 00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:09,773 The Sycorax have got a vial of A positive. 382 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,527 And, well, I don't know how, but through that... 383 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,362 They control the blood. 384 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,448 - Oh, my God. - There's only one more thing I can try. 385 00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:20,117 Major, with me. 386 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:27,249 Ladies and gentlemen, if I may take a moment during this terrible time. 387 00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:32,337 It's hardly the Queen's speech, I'm afraid that's been canceled. 388 00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:36,466 Did we ask about the royal family? 389 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:39,803 Oh. 390 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,432 They're on the roof. 391 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:47,477 But, ladies and gentlemen, this crisis is unique, 392 00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:51,148 and I'm afraid to say it might get much worse. 393 00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:54,318 I would ask you all to remain calm. 394 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:57,529 But I have one request. 395 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,157 Doctor... 396 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:03,702 if you're out there, we need you. 397 00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:07,956 I don't know what to do. 398 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,584 If you can hear me, Doctor, 399 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,879 if anyone knows the Doctor, if anyone can find him, 400 00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:18,217 the situation has never been more desperate. 401 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,178 Help us. 402 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,681 Please, Doctor, help us. 403 00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:42,366 He's gone. 404 00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:46,995 The Doctor's gone. 405 00:29:48,038 --> 00:29:49,706 He left me, Mum. 406 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,210 He left me, Mum. 407 00:29:58,423 --> 00:29:59,925 Oh, I'm sorry. 408 00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:14,606 Sonic wave! It's the spaceship. It's hit the atmosphere. 409 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,482 Mickey, we're gonna carry him. 410 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:40,651 Mum, get your stuff and some food. We're going. 411 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:42,027 - Where to? - The Tardis. 412 00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:43,278 It's the only safe place on Earth. 413 00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:45,197 - What are we going to do in there? - Hide. 414 00:31:45,322 --> 00:31:47,324 - Is that it? - Mum, look in the sky. 415 00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:51,495 There's a great, big alien invasion and I don't know what to do, all right? 416 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,789 I've traveled with him and I've seen all that stuff, 417 00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:56,083 but when I'm stuck at home, I'm useless. 418 00:31:56,166 --> 00:32:00,003 Now all we can do is run and hide and I'm sorry. 419 00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,797 Now, move. 420 00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:03,674 Lift him up. 421 00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:06,885 They're transmitting on screen. 422 00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:17,396 "Will the leader of this world stand forward?" 423 00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:22,651 I'm proud to represent this planet. 424 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,030 "Come aboard." 425 00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:30,200 Well, how do I do that? 426 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,037 What's happening? 427 00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:38,000 I would imagine it's called a teleport. 428 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,690 It's a helmet. They might be like us. 429 00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:07,529 Or not. 430 00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:21,502 Mum, will you just leave that stuff and give us a hand? 431 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:23,712 It's food. You said we need... 432 00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,380 Just leave it! 433 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:34,765 "You will surrender or I will release the final...curse 434 00:33:35,891 --> 00:33:37,434 "and your people will jump." 435 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:39,937 If I can speak... 436 00:33:40,062 --> 00:33:41,980 - Mr. Llewellyn, you're a civilian. - No. 437 00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:44,983 I sent out the probe, I started it. I made contact with these people. 438 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,736 This whole thing's my responsibility. 439 00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:51,615 With respect, sir... 440 00:33:52,783 --> 00:33:57,162 the human race is taking its first steps towards the stars, 441 00:33:57,287 --> 00:34:00,833 but we are like children compared to you. 442 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,835 Children who need help, 443 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,170 children who need compassion. 444 00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:09,800 I beg of you now, show that compassion. 445 00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:20,853 That man was your prisoner. 446 00:34:20,978 --> 00:34:24,523 Even your species must have articles of war forbidding... 447 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,289 Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. 448 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,376 "Yes, we know who you are." 449 00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:48,213 "Surrender or they will die." 450 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:54,136 If I do surrender, how would that be better? 451 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,558 "Half is sold into slavery, 452 00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:01,852 "or one third dies. 453 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,982 "Your choice." 454 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,880 - No chance you can fly this thing? - Not anymore, no. 455 00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,381 You did it before. 456 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:34,968 I know, but it's sort of been wiped out of my head, like it's forbidden. 457 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:37,596 If I try it again, I think the universe rips in half. 458 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:39,556 - Ah. Better not, then. - Maybe not. 459 00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:42,726 - So what do we do? Just sit here? - That's as good as it gets. 460 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:44,394 Right. Here we go. 461 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,397 - Nice cup of tea. - The solution to everything. 462 00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:50,359 Now stop your moaning. I'll get the rest of the food. 463 00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:57,658 Tea. Like we're having a picnic while the world comes to an end. 464 00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,618 It's very British. 465 00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:04,957 How does this thing work? 466 00:36:05,082 --> 00:36:07,709 'Cause if it picks up TV, maybe we can see what's going on out there. 467 00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:10,003 Maybe we've surrendered. What do you do to it? 468 00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:12,339 I don't know. It sort of tunes itself. 469 00:36:21,598 --> 00:36:24,810 The noise, the bleeping. They say it's machinery. 470 00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:26,270 "Foreign machinery." 471 00:36:26,395 --> 00:36:30,148 They're accusing us of hiding it. Conspiring. 472 00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:36,572 "Bring it on board." 473 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:41,785 Rose? 474 00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:45,581 Rose! 475 00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:57,092 - Maybe it's a distress signal. - Fat lot of good that's gonna do. 476 00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:59,344 - Are you gonna be a misery all the time? - Yes. 477 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,890 You should look at it from my point of view, stuck in here with your mum's cooking. 478 00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:04,725 Where is she? 479 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:08,854 I'd better give her a hand. It might start raining missiles out there. 480 00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,106 Tell her anything from a tin, that's fine. 481 00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:13,275 Why don't you tell her yourself? 482 00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:16,111 - I'm not that brave. - Oh, I don't know. 483 00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:23,327 Rose? 484 00:37:24,786 --> 00:37:27,331 Get off! Get off me! 485 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,877 The door! Close the door! 486 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:35,839 Leave her alone! 487 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,108 Rose. 488 00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:56,985 Rose, I've got you. 489 00:37:57,069 --> 00:37:59,363 My Lord. Oh, my precious thing. 490 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:02,491 The Doctor, is he with you? 491 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,493 No. 492 00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:07,371 We're on our own. 493 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:44,074 "The yellow girl, she has the clever blue box. 494 00:38:44,241 --> 00:38:46,201 "Therefore she speaks for your planet." 495 00:38:46,285 --> 00:38:48,620 - But, she can't. - Yeah, I can. 496 00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:51,957 - Don't you dare. - Someone's got to be the Doctor. 497 00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:54,543 - They'll kill you. - It never stopped him. 498 00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:03,886 I, um... 499 00:39:05,262 --> 00:39:07,264 I address the Sycorax... 500 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:12,936 according to Article 15 501 00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:15,772 of the Shadow Proclamation. 502 00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:19,651 I command you to leave this world 503 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:22,779 with all the authority of... 504 00:39:22,905 --> 00:39:26,992 the Slitheen Parliament of Rexicoricophalvitorius 505 00:39:27,117 --> 00:39:29,745 and, um... 506 00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:32,789 the Gelth Confederacy... 507 00:39:32,915 --> 00:39:36,585 as, uh, sanctioned... 508 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,005 by the Mighty Jagrafess and... 509 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,174 Oh! The Daleks. 510 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,802 Now leave this planet in peace! 511 00:39:46,637 --> 00:39:48,222 In peace... 512 00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:00,108 "You are very, very funny." 513 00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:04,571 "And now you're going to die." 514 00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:06,865 - Leave her alone! - Don't touch her! 515 00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:13,038 "Did you think you were clever 516 00:40:13,163 --> 00:40:14,957 "with your stolen words?" 517 00:40:17,376 --> 00:40:20,838 "We are the Sycorax and we stride the darkness. 518 00:40:22,548 --> 00:40:25,843 "Next to us, you are but a wailing child. 519 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:33,016 "If you are the best your planet can offer as a champion..." 520 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:37,312 ...then your world will be gutted... 521 00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:41,191 - and your people enslaved. - "...and your people enslaved." 522 00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:44,653 - Hold on, that's English. - He's talking English. 523 00:40:44,736 --> 00:40:46,238 You're talking English. 524 00:40:46,363 --> 00:40:49,199 I would never dirty my tongue with your primitive bile! 525 00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:51,577 That's English. Can you hear English? 526 00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:53,453 - Yeah, that's English. - Definitely English. 527 00:40:53,537 --> 00:40:56,456 I speak only Sycoraxic! 528 00:40:56,540 --> 00:41:00,878 If I can hear English, then it's being translated. 529 00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:03,338 Which means it's working. 530 00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:05,048 Which means... 531 00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:14,349 Did you miss me? 532 00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:23,567 - You can have someone's eye out with that. - How dare... 533 00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:31,074 Just can't get the staff. Now, you just wait. 534 00:41:31,241 --> 00:41:32,743 I'm busy. 535 00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:36,872 Mickey, hello! 536 00:41:37,456 --> 00:41:41,251 And Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North. Blimey, it's like This is Your Life. 537 00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:44,421 Tea! That's all I needed. A good cup of tea. 538 00:41:44,546 --> 00:41:46,798 Super-heated infusion of free radicals and tannin, 539 00:41:46,924 --> 00:41:49,051 just the thing for healing the synapses. 540 00:41:49,134 --> 00:41:52,763 Now, first things first. Be honest... 541 00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:55,891 - how do I look? - Um... 542 00:41:56,892 --> 00:41:59,353 - Different. - Good different or bad different? 543 00:41:59,436 --> 00:42:01,230 Just different. 544 00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:04,107 Am I...ginger? 545 00:42:05,651 --> 00:42:07,903 No, you're just sort of brown. 546 00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:10,030 Oh, I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger. 547 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,782 And you, Rose Tyler, 548 00:42:11,907 --> 00:42:15,077 fat lot of good you were. You gave up on me. Oh, that's rude. 549 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,622 Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger. 550 00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:21,208 - I'm sorry. Who is this? - I'm the Doctor. 551 00:42:21,291 --> 00:42:22,584 He's the Doctor. 552 00:42:22,668 --> 00:42:25,963 What happened to my Doctor? Or is it a title that's just passed on? 553 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:28,966 I'm him. I'm literally him. 554 00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:31,635 Same man, new face. Well, new everything. 555 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,221 - But you can't be. - Harriet Jones. 556 00:42:34,304 --> 00:42:35,722 We were trapped in Downing Street 557 00:42:35,806 --> 00:42:38,934 and the one thing that scared you wasn't the aliens, wasn't the war, 558 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:41,562 it was the thought of your mother being on her own. 559 00:42:41,645 --> 00:42:43,146 Oh, my God. 560 00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:46,233 - Did you win the election? - Landslide majority. 561 00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:48,986 If I might interrupt? 562 00:42:49,153 --> 00:42:50,988 Yes. Sorry. Hello, big fella. 563 00:42:51,071 --> 00:42:54,992 - Who exactly are you? - Well, that's the question. 564 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:57,578 I demand to know who you are! 565 00:42:57,661 --> 00:43:00,455 I don't know! 566 00:43:01,582 --> 00:43:05,836 See, that's the thing, I'm the Doctor but beyond that, I just don't know. 567 00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:09,923 I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. 568 00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:12,968 Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? 569 00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:14,261 Sexy? 570 00:43:14,344 --> 00:43:16,847 A right old misery? Life and soul? 571 00:43:17,014 --> 00:43:19,433 Right-handed, left-handed, a gambler, a fighter, 572 00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:22,102 a coward, a traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck? 573 00:43:22,186 --> 00:43:25,355 I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob. 574 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:29,026 And how am I gonna react when I see this? 575 00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:33,113 A great big threatening button. 576 00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:39,036 A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances. 577 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:40,454 Am I right? 578 00:43:40,537 --> 00:43:43,040 Let me guess, it's some sort of control matrix. Hmm? 579 00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:45,125 Hold on. What's feeding it? 580 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:47,294 And what have we got here? 581 00:43:48,337 --> 00:43:49,713 Blood? 582 00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:54,051 Yeah, definitely blood. Human blood. A positive, with just a dash of iron. 583 00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:57,221 But that means... 584 00:43:57,346 --> 00:43:59,640 Blood control. Blood control! 585 00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:01,141 Oh! 586 00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:03,560 I haven't seen blood control for years! 587 00:44:03,685 --> 00:44:05,896 You're controlling all the A positives. 588 00:44:05,979 --> 00:44:09,233 Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem, 589 00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:12,069 'cause I really don't know who I am. 590 00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:14,655 I don't know when to stop. 591 00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:17,658 So if I see a great big threatening button 592 00:44:17,741 --> 00:44:20,077 which should never, ever, ever be pressed, 593 00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:22,746 - then I just want to do this. - No! 594 00:44:30,254 --> 00:44:33,590 - What the hell am I doing up here? - Get away from the edge. 595 00:44:37,886 --> 00:44:40,097 - You killed them! - What do you think, big fella? 596 00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,558 - Are they dead? - We allow them to live. 597 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:45,269 Allow? You've no choice. 598 00:44:45,394 --> 00:44:47,521 That's all blood control is. Cheap bit of voodoo. 599 00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:49,606 Scares the pants off you but that's as far as it goes. 600 00:44:49,773 --> 00:44:51,024 It's like hypnosis, 601 00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:53,527 you can hypnotize someone to walk like a chicken or sing like Elvis, 602 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:56,613 you can't hypnotize them to death. Survival instinct's too strong. 603 00:44:56,738 --> 00:45:00,200 Blood control was just one form of conquest. 604 00:45:00,284 --> 00:45:03,704 I can summon the armada and take this world by force. 605 00:45:03,787 --> 00:45:05,706 Well, yeah, you could. Yeah. 606 00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:09,293 You could do that, of course you could. But why? 607 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:12,462 Look at these people. These human beings. 608 00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:14,965 Consider their potential. 609 00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:19,970 From the day they arrive on the planet and, blinking, step into the sun, 610 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:23,432 there is more to see than can ever be seen, 611 00:45:23,557 --> 00:45:25,976 more to do than... No, hold on. 612 00:45:27,811 --> 00:45:31,482 Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands. 613 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:34,651 - Leave them alone. - Or what? 614 00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:35,986 Or... 615 00:45:40,657 --> 00:45:42,326 I challenge you. 616 00:45:46,121 --> 00:45:48,624 Well, that struck a chord. 617 00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:52,169 Am I right that the sanctified rules of combat still apply? 618 00:45:52,294 --> 00:45:56,840 - You stand as this world's champion? - Thank you. 619 00:45:57,591 --> 00:46:00,427 I've no idea who I am, but you've just summed me up. 620 00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:04,097 So, do you accept my challenge? Or are you just a... 621 00:46:14,525 --> 00:46:16,944 - For the planet? - For the planet. 622 00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:44,471 Look out! 623 00:46:44,555 --> 00:46:48,141 Oh, yeah, that helps. I wouldn't have thought of that otherwise. Thanks. 624 00:46:57,901 --> 00:46:59,403 Bit of fresh air? 625 00:47:19,381 --> 00:47:20,841 Stay back! 626 00:47:20,924 --> 00:47:23,427 Invalidate the challenge and he wins the planet. 627 00:47:47,951 --> 00:47:49,912 You cut my hand off. 628 00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:52,623 Sycorax! 629 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,710 And now I know what sort of man I am. 630 00:47:56,793 --> 00:47:59,755 I'm lucky 'cause quite by chance, 631 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,133 I'm still within the first 15 hours of my regeneration cycle. 632 00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:06,470 Which means I've got just enough residual cellular energy 633 00:48:06,637 --> 00:48:08,555 to do this. 634 00:48:15,938 --> 00:48:17,773 Witchcraft. 635 00:48:17,981 --> 00:48:19,942 Time Lord. 636 00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:22,820 Doctor! 637 00:48:25,322 --> 00:48:28,408 - Oh, so I'm still the Doctor, then? - No arguments from me. 638 00:48:28,492 --> 00:48:30,994 You want to know the best bit? This new hand... 639 00:48:31,161 --> 00:48:33,455 it's a fighting hand! 640 00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:51,139 I win. 641 00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:53,433 Then kill me. 642 00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:56,979 I'll spare your life if you'll take this champion's command. 643 00:48:57,813 --> 00:49:01,358 Leave this planet and never return. 644 00:49:02,151 --> 00:49:04,695 - What do you say? - Yes. 645 00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:07,156 Swear on the blood of your species. 646 00:49:09,491 --> 00:49:11,952 I swear. 647 00:49:12,536 --> 00:49:15,122 There we are, then. Thanks for that. Cheers, big fella. 648 00:49:15,205 --> 00:49:16,623 Bravo! 649 00:49:16,707 --> 00:49:19,376 That says it all. Bravo. 650 00:49:19,877 --> 00:49:21,795 Not bad for a man in his jimjams. 651 00:49:21,879 --> 00:49:24,298 Very Arthur Dent. Now, there was a nice man. 652 00:49:24,381 --> 00:49:26,550 Hold on, what have I got in here? 653 00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:28,802 A satsuma. 654 00:49:28,886 --> 00:49:31,722 Ah, that friend of your mother's. He does like his snacks, doesn't he? 655 00:49:31,847 --> 00:49:33,807 But doesn't that just sum up Christmas? 656 00:49:33,891 --> 00:49:36,977 You go through all those presents and right at the end, 657 00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:40,314 tucked away at the bottom, there's always one stupid old satsuma. 658 00:49:40,397 --> 00:49:42,149 Who wants a satsuma... 659 00:49:46,904 --> 00:49:48,697 No second chances. 660 00:49:48,906 --> 00:49:50,908 I'm that sort of a man. 661 00:49:57,915 --> 00:50:00,334 By the ancient rites of combat, 662 00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:03,921 I forbid you to scavenge here for the rest of time. 663 00:50:04,338 --> 00:50:08,091 And when you go back to the stars and tell others of this planet, 664 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:13,347 when you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential, 665 00:50:13,430 --> 00:50:16,016 when you talk of the Earth, 666 00:50:16,099 --> 00:50:18,602 then make sure that you tell them this. 667 00:50:19,436 --> 00:50:22,564 It is defended. 668 00:50:29,947 --> 00:50:33,367 - Where are we? - We're just off Bloxsome Road. 669 00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:35,786 We're just round the corner. We did it! 670 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,955 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 671 00:50:46,630 --> 00:50:49,132 Go on, my son! Oh, yeah! 672 00:50:49,216 --> 00:50:50,968 Yeah. Don't come back! 673 00:50:51,093 --> 00:50:53,428 It is defended! 674 00:51:04,606 --> 00:51:07,317 - My Doctor. - Prime Minister. 675 00:51:11,655 --> 00:51:13,949 Absolutely the same man. 676 00:51:18,662 --> 00:51:23,125 - Are there many more out there? - Ooh, not just Sycorax. 677 00:51:24,334 --> 00:51:26,336 Hundreds of species. 678 00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,172 Thousands of them. 679 00:51:29,006 --> 00:51:32,342 And the human race is drawing attention to itself. 680 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:37,014 Every day you're sending out probes, messages and signals. 681 00:51:37,097 --> 00:51:39,016 This planet's so noisy. 682 00:51:40,142 --> 00:51:43,854 You're getting noticed, more and more. 683 00:51:45,856 --> 00:51:48,025 You better get used to it. 684 00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:49,776 - Rose! - Mum. 685 00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:51,361 Talking of trouble... 686 00:51:51,445 --> 00:51:53,947 - Oh, my God! Rose. - He did it, Mum. 687 00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:58,494 You did it, too! It was the tea. Fixed his head. 688 00:51:58,577 --> 00:52:00,287 That's all I needed. Cup of tea. 689 00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:02,539 - I said so. - And look at him. 690 00:52:02,623 --> 00:52:05,876 Is it him, though? Is it really the Doctor? 691 00:52:08,295 --> 00:52:11,298 Oh, my God! It's the bleeding Prime Minister! 692 00:52:11,381 --> 00:52:12,799 Come here, you. 693 00:52:16,595 --> 00:52:18,472 Are you better? 694 00:52:21,433 --> 00:52:25,938 It's a message from Torchwood. They say they're ready. 695 00:52:30,484 --> 00:52:32,027 You left me. 696 00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:34,071 What do I do with the food? 697 00:52:36,281 --> 00:52:38,075 Tell them to fire. 698 00:52:42,830 --> 00:52:44,248 Fire at Will. 699 00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:21,785 What is that? What's happening? 700 00:53:28,834 --> 00:53:31,503 - That was murder. - That was defense. 701 00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:34,131 It's adapted from alien technology. 702 00:53:34,506 --> 00:53:37,926 - A ship that fell to Earth ten years ago. - But they were leaving. 703 00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:40,929 You said yourself, Doctor, they'd go back to the stars 704 00:53:41,013 --> 00:53:43,348 and tell others about the Earth. 705 00:53:43,432 --> 00:53:46,518 I'm sorry, Doctor, but you're not here all the time. You come and go. 706 00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:50,272 It happened today. Mr. Llewellyn and the Major. 707 00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:54,193 They were murdered. They died right in front of me while you were sleeping. 708 00:53:54,276 --> 00:53:57,070 In which case, we have to defend ourselves. 709 00:53:57,154 --> 00:54:00,032 - Britain's golden age. - It comes with a price. 710 00:54:00,115 --> 00:54:02,493 I gave them the wrong warning. 711 00:54:02,576 --> 00:54:05,287 I should have told them to run as fast as they can. 712 00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:08,582 Run and hide because the monsters are coming. The human race. 713 00:54:08,665 --> 00:54:11,877 Those are the people I represent. I did it on their behalf. 714 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,587 And I should have stopped you. 715 00:54:13,670 --> 00:54:17,758 What does that make you, Doctor? Another alien threat? 716 00:54:17,841 --> 00:54:22,179 Don't challenge me, Harriet Jones, 'cause I'm a completely new man. 717 00:54:22,846 --> 00:54:25,516 I could bring down your government with a single word. 718 00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:28,977 You're the most remarkable man I've ever met, 719 00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:33,190 but I don't think you're quite capable of that. 720 00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:35,359 No. You're right. Not a single word. 721 00:54:37,611 --> 00:54:39,655 - Just six. - I don't think so. 722 00:54:39,738 --> 00:54:41,365 - Six words. - Stop it. 723 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:42,908 Six. 724 00:54:54,211 --> 00:54:56,630 Don't you think she looks tired? 725 00:55:11,103 --> 00:55:13,105 - What did he say? - Nothing, really. 726 00:55:13,188 --> 00:55:15,858 - What did he say? - Nothing. I don't know. 727 00:55:15,941 --> 00:55:17,609 Doctor! 728 00:55:17,693 --> 00:55:19,736 Doctor, what did... What was that? What did he say? 729 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:22,447 What did you say, Doctor? Doctor! 730 00:55:26,869 --> 00:55:28,370 I'm sorry. 731 00:57:00,879 --> 00:57:02,464 Oh, that's yours. 732 00:57:03,841 --> 00:57:07,261 It's pink! it should be yours. 733 00:57:09,471 --> 00:57:11,306 Look, it's Harriet Jones. 734 00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:14,268 Prime Minister, is it true you're no longer fit to be in position? 735 00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:16,854 No. Now, can we talk about other things? 736 00:57:16,937 --> 00:57:18,856 Is it true you're unfit for office? 737 00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:21,483 Look, there is nothing wrong with my health. 738 00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:23,652 I don't know where these stories are coming from. 739 00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:27,239 And a vote of no confidence is completely unjustified. 740 00:57:27,614 --> 00:57:29,158 Are you going to resign? 741 00:57:29,324 --> 00:57:31,076 On today of all days, I find I'm fine. 742 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,079 Look at me, I'm fine. I look fine, I feel fine. 743 00:57:34,163 --> 00:57:36,999 - It's Bev. She says go and look outside. - Why? 744 00:57:37,082 --> 00:57:39,751 I don't know. Just go outside and look. Come on, shift. 745 00:57:54,266 --> 00:57:56,143 That's beautiful. 746 00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:57,936 What are they? Meteors? 747 00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:01,064 It's the spaceship breaking up in the atmosphere. 748 00:58:01,940 --> 00:58:04,359 This isn't snow. It's ash. 749 00:58:04,443 --> 00:58:06,487 Okay, not so beautiful. 750 00:58:07,613 --> 00:58:09,990 And this is a brand-new planet Earth. 751 00:58:11,033 --> 00:58:14,244 No denying the existence of aliens now. Everyone saw it. 752 00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:16,455 Everything's new. 753 00:58:16,538 --> 00:58:19,291 And what about you? What are you gonna do next? 754 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:21,877 Well... 755 00:58:23,086 --> 00:58:25,631 back to the Tardis, same old life. 756 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,092 - On your own? - Why, don't you want to come? 757 00:58:29,176 --> 00:58:30,636 - Well, yeah. - Do you? 758 00:58:30,719 --> 00:58:32,930 - Yeah. - Well, I just thought... 759 00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:36,266 - 'cause I'd changed. - Yeah, I thought 'cause you'd changed... 760 00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:38,060 you might not want me anymore. 761 00:58:38,143 --> 00:58:40,187 - Oh, I'd love you to come. - Okay. 762 00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:42,564 You're never gonna stay, are you? 763 00:58:44,775 --> 00:58:46,944 There's just so much out there. 764 00:58:47,027 --> 00:58:50,072 So much to see. I've got to. 765 00:58:51,156 --> 00:58:52,699 Yeah. 766 00:58:52,783 --> 00:58:55,744 Well, I reckon you're mad. The pair of you. 767 00:58:55,828 --> 00:58:57,412 It's like you go looking for trouble. 768 00:58:57,496 --> 00:59:00,082 Trouble's just the bits in-between. 769 00:59:00,165 --> 00:59:02,459 It's all waiting out there, Jackie. 770 00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:04,586 And it's brand-new to me. 771 00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:09,842 All those planets, creatures and horizons, haven't seen them yet. 772 00:59:10,259 --> 00:59:11,885 Not with these eyes. 773 00:59:13,679 --> 00:59:15,472 And it is gonna be... 774 00:59:17,724 --> 00:59:19,351 fantastic. 775 00:59:22,437 --> 00:59:25,315 That hand of yours still gives me the creeps. 776 00:59:35,284 --> 00:59:37,452 So, where are we gonna go first? 777 00:59:38,036 --> 00:59:39,246 Um... 778 00:59:40,831 --> 00:59:42,958 That way. No, hold on. 779 00:59:45,544 --> 00:59:47,796 - That way. - That way. 780 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,256 You think? 781 00:59:50,048 --> 00:59:51,675 Yeah. That way. 782 01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:06,398 - So, where are we going? - Further than we've ever gone before. 783 01:00:09,359 --> 01:00:11,737 - I don't believe we've met. - I'm the Doctor. 784 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,156 May I introduce Miss Sarah Jane Smith? 785 01:00:19,536 --> 01:00:21,205 K-9! 786 01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:28,170 Said he'll talk to a wanderer. To the man without a home. 787 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:31,757 Might I introduce Her Majesty, Queen Victoria? 788 01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:33,592 Give her back to me. 789 01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:38,805 Bullets can't stop it. 790 01:00:39,305 --> 01:00:45,907 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 61872

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