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Since the 1970s, home video games
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have been coveted by
children around the world.
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I was not one of those children.
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What do you think? I won it bowling.
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It was either that or a Crock-Pot,
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and I already got three of those,
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so I thought I'd surprise you.
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No, thank you. Video
games are for children.
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Sheldon, you are a child.
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I just blew the hot
off your SpaghettiOs.
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I'm sorry, Meemaw,
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I just don't think
it's a very productive
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use of my time.
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You're a man of science.
Aren't you interested
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in doing a little research here?
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"Brave adventurer,
prepare to enter a world
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beyond your imagination.
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Where the only sound you'll
hear is your own heart pounding
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as you race through the dark woods."
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- This sounds terrifying.
- Really?
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You don't even want to try it?
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Honestly, I'd have more
fun with the Crock-Pot.
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Fine. I'll just play by myself.
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- That's amusing.
- Why?
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I guess it's the
juxtaposition of an old person
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using new technology; it tickles me.
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What if this old person
really tickles you?
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I'll play! I'll play!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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I'm not getting any younger.
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I have to read the instructions first.
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Did you know this document
gives us specific legal rights?
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We may also have other rights
which vary from state to state?
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I did not.
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Well, now you do.
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- All right, I'm ready.
- Great!
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To read the manufacturer's warranty.
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Oh, you're killing me.
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Hey, George, how y'all been?
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Good, good. Hey, fixed your
place up, looking snazzy.
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Ah, thanks. Even got a new water cooler.
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It's got those pointy cups,
look like Madonna's bra.
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So, what's going on with your truck,
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other than the fact it's
got 130,000 miles on it?
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She been running hot. I'm
worried I need a new radiator.
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As your friend and neighbor, I hope not,
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but as a businessman,
that'd be pretty sweet.
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It could just be the
thermostat not opening right.
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That is correct.
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How'd you know that?
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I took auto repair last year.
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And you actually paid attention?
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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Now we need to put in
a name before we start.
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What are you thinking?
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We should combine the
letters in our two names,
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Sheldon and Meemaw.
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Like, uh... ShelMaw?
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No, using all the letters, like...
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Emelda Showmen.
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Did you just do that in your head?
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Yes, why?
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Never mind, just put it down.
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All right, here we go.
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I thought I was playing.
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You don't know how to play;
you didn't read the manual.
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You're in charge, Emelda.
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Thank you.
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Should I go left or right?
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Why don't you try going in that cave?
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Why would I do that?
It's probably dangerous.
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Sheldon, they wouldn't
have put the cave there
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if they didn't want you to go in it.
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Seems unnecessarily reckless, but okay.
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Dark and dangerous.
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I told you.
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Just keep going.
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The box was right, my heart is pounding.
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All right,
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good news.
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Tell me.
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Well, the kid was right...
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It's just the thermostat.
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Yeah, yeah. So how long to fix it?
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- Nothing, 20 minutes.
- Can I help?
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Well, sure. Grab yourself a
pair of coveralls and have at it.
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Thanks.
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Really?
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I'm paying you so my
own son can fix my truck?
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Well, we could have my son do it,
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but we know how that's gonna end.
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What are you doing?
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- Kill him!
- I'm trying!
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Well, what's the problem?
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I seem to have weak thumbs.
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Pause it.
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I'm a little winded.
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Why don't you let the
old person give it a shot?
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Would you like me to
give you a tutorial first?
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Give it to me. I'll figure it out.
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We are such different people, Meemaw.
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Thank you.
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Die, you sumbitches, die!
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- Very different people.
- Die, you son bitches!
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When I grow up, will I be a
Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
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"Not likely." Darn it.
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Did you tell her?
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Why don't you tell her?
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Tell me what?
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Herschel offered me a part-time job.
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Really?
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Between that
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and football practice, when
would you do your homework?
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When does he do it?
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Are you okay with this?
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Yeah, I think it'll be good for him.
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I don't know, I think his
education should come first.
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Come on, Mom. It's not
like I'm gonna graduate
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"val-dictator-torian."
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You heard him.
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Fine, but I want you here
for dinner every night,
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and if your grades slip, you are done.
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- Thank you.
- Now go wash up.
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And don't get grease all over my towels.
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He really did know his stuff
at the shop. It was impressive.
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All right, well, maybe
it'll be a good thing.
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How about a Houston Oilers cheerleader?
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"Signs point to yes." I'm
gonna marry a quarterback.
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Over the next few days,
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I ran to my meemaw's house
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so we could save the 8-bit princess.
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And if it's unclear
how important this was,
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let me say it again: I ran.
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Right behind you, monster, monster!
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I see him!
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You're losing life points, do something!
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Calm down, I've got this.
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No, no, no, you're going to die!
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We're going to have
to restart this level!
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Okay, we need to set a few ground rules.
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Rules, love 'em.
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Mazes, puzzles, panic attacks,
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you're in charge.
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Whooping monster butt,
that's my purview.
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Understood. However...
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Excuse me. Is there a
monster on that screen?
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Yes, ma'am.
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And can two players
swing the magic sword?
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No.
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So what does that mean as we go forward?
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I have to shut my yap.
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Attaboy.
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Can I still have a panic attack?
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If you do it quietly.
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No, no, no.
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So me and Herschel dropped
the engine on this Pacer today.
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It was so cool.
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I had a buddy in high school had a Pacer
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with the flames painted on the side,
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which was funny 'cause
the damn thing caught fire
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during the Homecoming parade.
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Too bad he didn't know Herschel.
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He can fix anything. Guy's a genius.
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You mean a car genius.
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Is Dad getting his feelings hurt? "Yes."
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The ball don't lie.
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Sorry!
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Excuse us.
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Thank you.
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See you later.
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There it is! The cyclops!
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- I see it!
- Get it, get it!
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- I'm trying!
- Use the sword!
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Your yap is open again.
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Hello?
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What?
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It's past his bedtime. Let's go.
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Oh, come on, five more minutes?
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No. Now say good night to your grandson.
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You'll play with him again tomorrow.
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Good night, Sheldon.
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Good night, Meemaw.
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Don't play without me.
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Of course not.
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How old are you?
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And I got my answer.
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Hey, neighbor, what's up?
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Sorry to bother you so late,
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but one of my guys
called in sick tomorrow...
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So we couldn't find
the key to the palace,
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but then I figured out it was
in the hay behind the stables.
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Great.
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- Hey, Herschel.
- Mary.
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I also found us extra
life points inside a demon.
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There are demons in this game?
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Don't worry, Meemaw cut his head off.
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Anyhoo, uh, I was wondering
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if Georgie could come by after
school tomorrow and help me out.
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Oh, I don't know, Herschel,
he's got football practice.
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- Mm.
- What's going on?
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Herschel's asking if you
want to work after school.
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Great, I'll be there.
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- What about football?
- What about it?
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I mostly sit on the bench all day.
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That's because you got to earn your way
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on to first string.
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Or I can earn some money
working for Herschel.
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Why don't you and I talk a
bit before you make a decision?
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Sorry, I-I didn't mean
to cause a problem.
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I'll find somebody else.
Y'all have a good night.
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- Night, Herschel.
- Night.
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Thanks a lot.
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You really want to quit football
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to go work in a garage?
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Hell yeah.
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I thought you loved the game.
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I do, but look at me.
I weigh 125 pounds.
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- That's not important.
- It's not?
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Every time I get tackled,
somebody's got to run over
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with smelling salts
just to wake me back up.
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Well, this isn't your decision.
You're gonna play football.
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You can't make me.
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Oh yeah? Wait and see.
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Screw this.
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Even while sleeping,
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my quest to save the princess continued,
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which was quite a departure
from my usual dreams,
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such as determining the
coolest prime number...
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Which, by the way, is 73.
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Kill it, Meemaw! Kill it!
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What do you think I'm
trying to do? It won't die.
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Maybe you need a different weapon.
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I already tried the
slingshot and the boomerang.
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All I have left is the damn flute.
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It's a piccolo. Didn't you pay attention
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when the old lady gave it to us?
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- Hello?
- Meemaw.
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I'm sorry for waking you, but
I know how to kill the cyclops.
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We have to play the piccolo.
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Ooh.
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What a great idea, moonpie.
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We'll try it tomorrow.
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Excellent... Wait.
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How'd you answer your phone so
fast? It's not next to your bed.
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Uh, well, actually, I was
on my way to the bathroom.
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You know us old people and our bladders.
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I'll call you right back.
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That fibber.
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You're playing the game right now.
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I am not.
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I saw you with my binoculars.
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Oh. How about that.
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You promised not to play without me.
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We're a team. Emelda Showmen, remember?
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I'm turning off the game
and going to sleep right now.
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You'd better.
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I love you, good night.
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Binoculars for his birthday.
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00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:40,463
What was I thinking?
260
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,634
Where's Georgie?
261
00:11:47,637 --> 00:11:49,374
Don't worry about it.
262
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,875
I wasn't worried.
263
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,378
I was practicing chitchat.
264
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,372
Your mother's taking him to school.
265
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,484
That's not very efficient.
Our car's already going there.
266
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,764
Not that it's any of your business,
267
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,601
but I needed a break from your brother.
268
00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:06,705
I certainly understand
that. He's an acquired taste.
269
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,526
Like Grape-Nuts.
270
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,129
The first time I tried it, I
thought I was eating gravel.
271
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:14,232
But then I put a little sugar
on it and let it get soggy.
272
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,567
Now it's in my top six cereals.
273
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,103
I'll try soaking Georgie
in a bowl of milk.
274
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,672
Sarcasm?
275
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,074
Yeah.
276
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,609
I had a feeling.
277
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,678
The clue was you don't normally
put people in bowls of milk.
278
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,376
I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother
279
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,902
and, uh, I need to take
him out of school today.
280
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,869
Sure. What's the reason?
281
00:13:02,872 --> 00:13:05,431
His Aunt Emelda's not doing well,
282
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:07,489
and has asked to see him 'fore she goes.
283
00:13:07,492 --> 00:13:08,986
Oh, I am so sorry.
284
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,395
Does she want to see
his older brother also?
285
00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:13,127
Nah. She doesn't like him as much.
286
00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:17,495
Okay. I'll just track
down Sheldon, then.
287
00:13:21,777 --> 00:13:24,111
Boy, do I love a pop quiz.
288
00:13:24,114 --> 00:13:27,937
Will Sheldon Cooper please
come to the main office?
289
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,845
"Ooh," what?
290
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,517
This is hooky, Meemaw.
291
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,455
Hooky is a serious offense.
292
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,421
You're messing with me, right?
293
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,256
Any other kid would be
thrilled their grandma
294
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,592
took them out of school
to play a video game.
295
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,994
You've known me ten years.
296
00:13:48,997 --> 00:13:50,828
When have I ever messed with you?
297
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:56,601
I didn't see your kid at practice today.
298
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,002
Everything all right?
299
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,747
Not really.
300
00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:15,597
That's it? You're not gonna
ask me what's going on?
301
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,353
I just did. You shut me out.
302
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:20,528
Well, it doesn't mean you
can't persist a little.
303
00:14:20,531 --> 00:14:22,666
You know, this is the kind
of crap I get from my wife.
304
00:14:22,669 --> 00:14:24,195
I do not need it from you.
305
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,397
Sorry.
306
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:36,641
You're really not gonna ask?
307
00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:46,356
Oh, boy.
308
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:53,124
Well, moonpie, this is it.
309
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,060
Our final dungeon.
310
00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:57,830
Hard to believe.
311
00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:00,665
Yeah.
312
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:05,570
Would you like to fight the last boss?
313
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,171
You think I'm ready?
314
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,173
We couldn't have
gotten here without you.
315
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,108
Well, except for the part
you did when I was sleeping.
316
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,811
We're having a moment
here. Don't ruin it.
317
00:15:17,278 --> 00:15:20,478
I've fought many digital
battles in my life,
318
00:15:20,481 --> 00:15:24,274
but none are as memorable as
this first one with my meemaw.
319
00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:26,306
By handing me the controller,
320
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:28,426
she was telling me she believed in me.
321
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,364
That inside my small, fragile
frame beat the heart of a hero.
322
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,595
Behind you, behind
you! What're you doing?
323
00:15:38,598 --> 00:15:40,071
- Hit the A. Hit...
- I know, I'm pressing it.
324
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,372
- Hit the A button.
- I'm pressing it.
325
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,638
- Throw a bomb, throw the bomb!
- Which way?
326
00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:44,706
Throw the bomb.
327
00:15:47,587 --> 00:15:49,754
Hey. You up for some company?
328
00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:52,650
Sure. Come on in.
329
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:54,752
Sorry about the light beer,
330
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:57,088
but Brenda's got me on this health kick.
331
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,489
You are melting away.
332
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,092
Shut up. So, listen...
333
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:05,429
I feel bad about Georgie and
this whole football thing.
334
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,231
Thanks, but it's not on you.
335
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,835
I appreciate that, but you got to know
336
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,670
there's an upside to this.
337
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,138
And that would be?
338
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,242
Your son has got a special gift.
339
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,077
A gift?
340
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,746
We are talking about Georgie, right?
341
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,749
Yeah. I mean, first off,
the kid really knows his way
342
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,752
around an engine, which
is all well and good.
343
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,088
But when it comes to fixing tires,
344
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:35,092
I swear, I've never
seen anything like him.
345
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,128
Tires? How do you mean?
346
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,317
George, I've been patching
flats for 25 years.
347
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,220
You know, slap some soapy water on them,
348
00:16:42,223 --> 00:16:43,701
look for the air bubble.
349
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:48,056
But your son, he
doesn't need any tricks.
350
00:16:48,059 --> 00:16:51,142
He knows where the puncture holes are.
351
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,310
He knows?
352
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,612
He knows.
353
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,682
He's got a sixth sense for tire damage.
354
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,431
I mean, you got to see him in action.
355
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,161
I-It'll give you chills.
356
00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:02,586
You know, now that you say it,
357
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,009
whenever we had a leaky football,
358
00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:06,023
he knew exactly where the hole was.
359
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,830
I am telling you, your boy's got
a future in the tire business.
360
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:13,631
Goodyear, Firestone, somebody's
gonna scoop him up first round.
361
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,633
Thanks, Herschel.
362
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,134
That does my heart good.
363
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,904
So I guess you got two
geniuses in the family.
364
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,472
Guess I do.
365
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,575
Who knows, maybe Missy'll make it three.
366
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,478
Or it's two.
367
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:42,492
I won. I saved the princess.
368
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,181
I knew you could do it!
369
00:17:45,184 --> 00:17:47,153
Yes! We saved her!
370
00:17:47,156 --> 00:17:49,233
We saved the princess! We did it!
371
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,392
- We did it.
- Yep.
372
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,163
So now what?
373
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:02,330
We just return to our ordinary lives?
374
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,723
I guess so.
375
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:12,656
Or... we could just go to the
store and buy another game.
376
00:18:15,903 --> 00:18:19,447
Since that night, I've
battled orcs, zombies,
377
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:22,740
Nazis, Nazi-zombies, a
dinosaur in a go-kart,
378
00:18:22,743 --> 00:18:24,509
and played Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher"
379
00:18:24,512 --> 00:18:26,203
on a stringless, plastic guitar.
380
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,556
But nothing would ever compare
381
00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:31,709
to that first quest with my meemaw.
382
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,804
Although Leonard pulling a groin muscle
383
00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:36,364
doing Dance Dance Revolution
was a close second.
384
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,767
Talk to me. Tell me where it hurts.
385
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,607
Gotcha.
386
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,865
I got goose bumps.
387
00:19:11,076 --> 00:19:16,822
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