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ADULT TIMMY: The 1970s were
an awesome time to be a kid.
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It was the Wild West.
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Bike helmets hadn't been
invented yet or car seatbelts
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or even normal adult supervision.
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Dads weren't around
as much as they are now.
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And my mom was busy running the house.
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She had a lot on her plate
and no time for tomfoolery...
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whatever that is.
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There were eight of us boys,
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including my oldest brother,
just home from college.
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That's a lot of testosterone
under one roof.
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[Clank, projector clicking]
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Timmy, wipe the crumbs off that
and bring it here.
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You think we're made of foil?
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- [Door opens]
- Hey!
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I've got an important surprise
in the car.
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Who wants to help carry it in?
Eddie, Frank, you do.
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- Like dads since cavemen days...
- [Sighs]
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- Oh, boy.
- ...mine loved the heroic feeling
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of bringing something home
intended to make life easier
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for his mate.
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We are the proud recipients
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of our very own dielectric oven.
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It heats food using
small wavelength radiation.
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- Radiation?
- Micro-waves.
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- Over here on the counter.
- On the counter?
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Where am I supposed to put the baby
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when I'm chopping things?
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Right up here on top.
It's a prototype from the plant.
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Mr. Crane selected us
to be among the first families
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to try it out. Here you go, William.
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So we're guinea pigs.
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We're pioneers. Like Neil Armstrong.
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And just like the astronauts,
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we need to log our experiences.
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Plus any physical symptoms
that may arise.
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Symptoms?
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"Dizziness, wounds that won't heal,
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blurred vision, impotence,
hallucinations..."
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Thank you, but I don't think
I need this. [Chuckles]
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It'll cut your cooking time in half.
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You had a chance to
cut my cooking time in half
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- four kids ago.
- You are gonna love it.
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Just don't put any metal in it.
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- I don't want to put anything in it.
- Why no metal?
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Well, the scientific
explanation's complicated,
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but the dad explanation is "shut up."
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This kind of technology
helps defend America.
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Then count me in.
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It'll cook a hot dog in 30 seconds.
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In a war, our boys will have eaten
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and launched their missiles while
the Soviets are still
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- boiling their dog water.
- Nice.
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♪
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JOEY: [Whispering] That's unbelievable.
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♪
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I know. I know. I'll make myself scarce.
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It's okay. Come in. Close the door.
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Joey was two years older,
and it was pretty huge
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being invited in
on some secret between him
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and his ultra-sophisticated
friend Davey.
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[Burping] Hello, Timothy.
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[Burps]
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What's the skinny?
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You know Barbara Eden,
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- the genie from "I Dream of Jeannie"?
- Yeah.
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Well, Davey's cousin in Maine
called long distance
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to tell him to watch
a certain show she's on tonight.
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DAVEY: It's on three hours
earlier back there
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'cause they're all
stupid farmers or something.
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[Laughs]
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Apparently, she's dancing,
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and in the middle of it her clothes rip
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or something because...
according to Davey's cousin...
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you can see everything.
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♪
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Everything?
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Everything.
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♪
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[Whispering] In the world?
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[Both laugh]
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Okay, your brother doesn't
know jack about girls.
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I guess not. Let's go.
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And just like that,
I was on the outside again.
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I didn't figure out
what they meant by "everything"
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until it was way too late.
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♪
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Oh!
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[Gasps] Guys!
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This will free up all kinds of time
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to do the stuff you enjoy...
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laundry, sewing, cleaning the house.
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You'll be the envy of all your friends.
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I'm expected to get friends now, too?
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Watch what it does with an egg.
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[Door opens]
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[Door closes]
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Is that a microwave oven?
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See? The whole town's talking about it.
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- [Beeping]
- Oh.
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[Buzzing]
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♪
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Oh, Mike, I don't need this.
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I promise, if you don't like it
by tomorrow,
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you can keep trying.
Eventually, you'll like it.
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I didn't realize these were
approved for home use.
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They're not. They take up
too much counter space.
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Why is the egg shaking?
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It's excited
about innovative technology!
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- [Egg explodes]
- [Screams]
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Jiminy Christmas!
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[Ding]
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[Exhales sharply]
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Outstanding!
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- Here.
- [Gasps]
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You clean up the egg stuff,
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then let's blow up an orange.
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[Door opens, closes]
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Doesn't sound like
Dad's listening to you, Mom.
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You know you have a right to be heard.
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Look at you, sticking your nose in
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between me and your father.
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You aiming for a broken home
or a broken jaw?
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When you said something to my mom
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that she didn't want to hear,
she tended to respond with hostility.
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The more hostility,
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the more you knew
you were onto something.
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I've just been
reading some psychology and...
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Okay. I'll stop you right there.
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Your dad and I
don't have any psychology.
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We were raised in the Depression
and had to do without.
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I got this orange
from Mrs. Strausser's tree.
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It dropped on our side after
I beat the branch with a rake.
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- We also got a new Frisbee.
- Lawrence read a book
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and thinks he can
analyze our psychology.
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Oh, don't waste your time.
We're 100% normal.
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Now let's make this fruit ball go boom.
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[Birds chirping]
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I should really cut down on these.
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Mm, you know what? Try one of mine.
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- They're mild.
- Hmm.
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Chicago should be
getting their glimpse of Eden
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- right about now.
- [Chuckles]
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Unlike nowadays when
every aspect of female anatomy
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is only a mouse-click away,
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in 1972 the level of ignorance
in a house with all boys
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was staggering.
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I know what you guys were talking about.
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What show is Barbara Eden
gonna be on tonight?
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We can't let you in on this.
It might scar you.
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Well, I wanna be scarred.
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- Tell me.
- [Chuckles]
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"The Bob Hope Special," 9:00.
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And according to my cousin,
you can see it all.
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The whole kit and caboodle.
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Both?
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[Both laugh]
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Obviously you don't know much,
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so let me teach you the basics.
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First off, girls' penises
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are totally different from ours...
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♪
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- [Ding]
- Food's ready!
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Possibly. No guarantees.
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Look at us!
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It's like dinnertime on Apollo 16.
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So far, this thing
hasn't saved me one minute.
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And every time I turn it on,
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the neighborhood dogs
circle the house and bark.
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- Seriously?
- [Beep]
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- [Buzzing]
- [Dogs barking]
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- That is valuable data.
- Yeah.
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William, make a note.
Dogs love the microwave.
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- [Barking continues]
- Get away from our house!
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Timmy and I call the TV for tonight.
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We got a show we want to watch.
It's... educational.
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Sorry, there's a program
I'm looking forward to.
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- Mom, no!
- "The Bob Hope Special" is on.
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Okay, your house, your rules.
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MIKE: That man helped us win three wars.
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If it weren't for Bob, you'd be watching
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"The Ho Chi Minh Show" tonight.
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Peg, maybe tomorrow you can
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microwave that casserole thing you do,
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you know, with the tater-tots,
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chipped beef, and the French dressing...
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Give away my recipe, why don't you?
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No, tomorrow night, we're going to
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the Hawaiian Luau Dinner Dance
at the church.
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Sorry, Peg. That dinner thing's a no.
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I promised the boys I'd take
them to the Dodger game.
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[Gasps]
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It's Bat Night!
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I told you about this weeks ago.
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Was the TV on?
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'Cause if it was, that's on you.
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Yeah, well,
bring me a bat from Bat Night
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so I can get your attention.
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My mom didn't socialize often
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because she didn't much like people,
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but the occasional dinner out
with my dad
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was something she looked forward to.
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This pizza's like rubber.
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It's better this way.
Makes eating it last longer.
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Ow! I burnt my tongue.
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Yeah, mine's frozen solid.
Peggy, what did you do wrong?
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What I did wrong was let you
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bring that crazy food robot
into my home.
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All right, tonight after supper,
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William and I are gonna
roll up our sleeves
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and tackle this thing.
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Call your wife.
Tell her you might be home late.
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[Clicks tongue]
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This fish stick is burning my tongue!
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Here. Ice it down with this.
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All right, William, cream of tomato soup
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at two minutes... warm and savory.
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Two minutes, four seconds...
Manson crime scene.
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♪
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"Manson crime scene."
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[Up-tempo music playing]
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Everything all right
in my kitchen, Mike?
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MIKE: Never better!
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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Bob
Hope Summer Extravaganza.
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[Music continues]
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You boys seem awfully excited.
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It's an extravaganza.
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That means there's extra vaganza.
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[Stifled laugh]
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Oh, is it cool if my friend Davey
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comes over and watches with us?
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Of course Davey's welcome.
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I know this is the time of night
his mother gets into her wine.
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- [Door opens]
- And when that woman gets started...
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- [Door closes]
- Hello, Davey!
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Hey. Hi, Mrs. Cleary.
Thanks for having me over.
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You mind if I watch this?
My mom's watching something else.
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- So she was awake when you left, then?
- Yes.
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That's encouraging.
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We fixed it so the neighborhood
dogs stop barking.
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Who's up for a baked potato?
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No one wants a baked potato
at 9:00 at night.
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This isn't Europe.
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A dessert potato?
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Take five minutes to think about it.
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The potatoes will be done in two!
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Let's light 'em up.
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The gang out there
is hollering for taters!
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- [Beep]
- Wow, you're really invested
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in that device, Dad.
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Oh, it's an honor.
I was the first employee
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Mr. Crane asked to test it
after Bob Brogan chickened out
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because of the metal plate in his head.
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Poor Bob Brogan. A plate
in his head and no microwave.
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00:08:05,621 --> 00:08:06,587
Hmm.
257
00:08:06,622 --> 00:08:08,094
I've heard of Off-Broadway,
258
00:08:08,119 --> 00:08:10,124
- but this is ridiculous.
- [Laughter]
259
00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:12,266
One year you don't send
a Christmas card to your agent,
260
00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,227
- look where he sends you.
- [Laughter]
261
00:08:13,252 --> 00:08:14,508
If you boys really don't like this,
262
00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:16,030
I guess we can turn on something else.
263
00:08:16,055 --> 00:08:17,089
- Oh, no!
- No. No, we love it.
264
00:08:17,132 --> 00:08:18,799
It's... We're laughing on the inside.
265
00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:21,402
It was quite a trip.
Eight hours for flight
266
00:08:21,436 --> 00:08:22,803
and two days to get your luggage.
267
00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:25,573
[Loud, forced laughter]
268
00:08:25,607 --> 00:08:27,408
- Luggage. [Chuckles]
- [Laughing] Yeah.
269
00:08:27,442 --> 00:08:30,811
- We'll be right back.
- [Applause]
270
00:08:30,846 --> 00:08:32,580
[Mid-tempo music plays]
271
00:08:32,614 --> 00:08:34,782
I just mean that
your sense of selfworth is...
272
00:08:34,816 --> 00:08:36,317
is maybe tied to your work.
273
00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:38,219
What's tied to it is my paycheck.
274
00:08:38,253 --> 00:08:39,987
Well, it looks like Mr. Crane's regard
275
00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:41,822
- is really important to you.
- It's because he's my friend.
276
00:08:41,857 --> 00:08:44,158
And what does your friend
Mr. Crane call you?
277
00:08:44,192 --> 00:08:45,960
- [Ding]
- He calls me "Mike"...
278
00:08:45,994 --> 00:08:47,495
- [Microwave door opens]
- ...'cause we're friends.
279
00:08:47,529 --> 00:08:49,330
- [Sizzle] [Groans]
- Aah! Man overboard!
280
00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:50,731
We'll give that one to Davey.
281
00:08:50,766 --> 00:08:51,899
Our next guest comes to us
282
00:08:51,933 --> 00:08:53,901
straight from inside her bottle.
283
00:08:53,935 --> 00:08:55,403
[Quietly] Just like Davey's mom.
284
00:08:55,437 --> 00:08:57,405
Please welcome one dynamite lady,
285
00:08:57,439 --> 00:08:59,140
Miss Barbara Eden.
286
00:08:59,174 --> 00:09:02,429
♪ What goes up got to come down ♪
287
00:09:02,484 --> 00:09:04,412
MIKE: A tiny delay on the spuds, boys.
288
00:09:04,446 --> 00:09:05,613
- ♪ Spinning wheel got to go 'round ♪
- Peggy, we have any chives?
289
00:09:05,647 --> 00:09:06,814
I'm watching a show.
290
00:09:06,848 --> 00:09:08,983
Well, your kitchen's a mess.
Frankly, I can't find anything.
291
00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:11,619
♪ Talking 'bout your troubles,it's a crying sin ♪
292
00:09:11,653 --> 00:09:15,456
♪ Ride a painted pony,let the spinning wheel spin ♪
293
00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,991
We all right with you kids
watching this?
294
00:09:17,025 --> 00:09:20,194
- ♪ Got no money and you got no home ♪
- It's America's Bob Hope.
295
00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:22,196
♪ Spinning wheel ♪
296
00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:23,931
♪ All alone ♪
297
00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:27,935
Oh, for the love of Pete!
298
00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,296
♪ Ride a painted pony,let the spinning wheel spin ♪
299
00:09:31,339 --> 00:09:32,418
What's that?
300
00:09:32,443 --> 00:09:34,375
I tried to heat up some cobbler.
301
00:09:34,409 --> 00:09:36,210
You ruined my best Tupperware.
302
00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:37,945
No, it's an old margarine tub.
303
00:09:37,979 --> 00:09:40,881
Exactly, my best Tupperware.
304
00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:42,850
MIKE: See what I mean
about the mess in there, Peg?
305
00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:44,418
[Doors open, close]
306
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:47,321
ADULT TIMMY: My mom always tried her
best to avoid arguing with my dad,
307
00:09:47,355 --> 00:09:52,159
but she had ways of
expressing herself nonverbally.
308
00:09:52,194 --> 00:09:53,461
[Metal clangs]
309
00:09:53,495 --> 00:09:55,024
Not the best approach
310
00:09:55,048 --> 00:09:56,170
- to conflict resolution...
- [Beep]
311
00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,865
...but better than her first choice...
312
00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:00,192
- throwing it at his head.
- [Sparking]
313
00:10:00,235 --> 00:10:02,236
W-Wait. W-W-What's happening?
314
00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,171
This happens sometimes.
Wiggle the antennae.
315
00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:06,507
[Static]
316
00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,476
Not up and down. Side to side.
317
00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:10,068
Is that better?
No, it's worse. That's worse.
318
00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:11,645
- Go back to where you were.
- [Sniffs] What?!
319
00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,756
No, no. Davey, this way,
this way, this way.
320
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,216
The microwave!
321
00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,984
[Flatly] Oh, no.
322
00:10:17,018 --> 00:10:18,986
[Electricity crackling]
323
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:20,588
[Buzzing]
324
00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:22,590
No! Move it this way! Move it... Yeah!
325
00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:23,591
Yeah!
326
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,059
- Yes!
- Yes!
327
00:10:25,093 --> 00:10:27,061
[Sighs]
328
00:10:27,095 --> 00:10:29,263
- [Ding]
- [Both scream]
329
00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,431
[Static]
330
00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:34,025
TOGETHER: N-o-o-o-o-o!
331
00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:37,257
- PEGGY: Oatmeal, Mike?
- [Andy coos]
332
00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,087
Have to warn you,
it'll be 30 seconds longer
333
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,665
since we don't have that thing anymore.
334
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:44,469
It's interesting.
You know what I found in here?
335
00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:45,746
Something metal.
336
00:10:45,785 --> 00:10:47,597
- Something metal?
- How could that have happened?
337
00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,372
- I don't know.
- Hmm.
338
00:10:49,406 --> 00:10:50,339
But I have a theory.
339
00:10:50,374 --> 00:10:54,643
Me too. What's yours?
We'll see if they match.
340
00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:55,845
Has to be one of the kids.
341
00:10:55,879 --> 00:10:57,680
Bingo.
342
00:10:57,714 --> 00:10:58,948
Probably not Andy, though.
343
00:11:00,751 --> 00:11:03,352
- [Andy coos]
- Probably.
344
00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:05,154
Maybe there'll be a rerun?
345
00:11:05,188 --> 00:11:06,856
Not after grown-ups get wind of this.
346
00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,691
I heard the camera man got arrested.
347
00:11:08,725 --> 00:11:11,727
If only there was a way
to see something on TV again
348
00:11:11,762 --> 00:11:13,729
- after it's already been on.
- [Chuckles]
349
00:11:13,764 --> 00:11:16,165
That technology exists, gentlemen.
350
00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:17,566
My brother was watching
at his friend's last night,
351
00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:19,702
- and he took a picture.
- No way.
352
00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:20,738
Right at the moment of truth.
353
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,939
[High-pitched voice] Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
354
00:11:21,964 --> 00:11:23,672
- Be cool.
- [Normal voice] Sorry.
355
00:11:23,707 --> 00:11:25,708
Now, listen, if we rush
to the drug store right now,
356
00:11:25,742 --> 00:11:27,510
we get it back in no time. 10 days tops.
357
00:11:27,544 --> 00:11:29,078
No. We go to Fotomat.
358
00:11:29,112 --> 00:11:30,312
For a little extra bread,
359
00:11:30,347 --> 00:11:33,516
you get your pictures in 24 hours.
360
00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:34,550
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
361
00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:37,720
MIKE: All Cleary boys
to the living room! Now!
362
00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:41,357
All right, smartest thing
the guilty party could do
363
00:11:41,391 --> 00:11:44,060
would be confess before
I even bring up the crime.
364
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,661
I did it.
365
00:11:45,695 --> 00:11:47,763
- You did?
- I think so.
366
00:11:47,798 --> 00:11:48,764
Then what did you do?
367
00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:51,767
I don't really know.
I kind of just panicked.
368
00:11:51,802 --> 00:11:55,538
Someone put something metal
in our very important microwave
369
00:11:55,572 --> 00:11:56,672
and broke it.
370
00:11:56,706 --> 00:11:58,441
Oh, no. I didn't do that.
371
00:11:58,475 --> 00:12:00,342
Someone did it.
And we're not leaving this room
372
00:12:00,377 --> 00:12:02,545
until your dad and I
find out who it was.
373
00:12:02,579 --> 00:12:03,679
I'll stay here all night.
374
00:12:03,713 --> 00:12:04,580
Can we watch TV?
375
00:12:04,614 --> 00:12:05,781
Try it.
376
00:12:05,816 --> 00:12:08,217
- Try turning it on.
- I'm good.
377
00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:10,619
- Can I pee?
- MIKE: Nope.
378
00:12:10,654 --> 00:12:13,022
That microwave
was a technological marvel,
379
00:12:13,056 --> 00:12:14,623
a wonder of modern science,
380
00:12:14,658 --> 00:12:17,226
and then some fiend destroyed it.
381
00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:18,928
Frankly, I'm disgusted.
382
00:12:18,962 --> 00:12:20,563
And since none of you are man enough
383
00:12:20,597 --> 00:12:21,764
to admit to your crime,
384
00:12:21,798 --> 00:12:23,732
the Dodger game tonight is off.
385
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,601
- What?!
- Are you serious? But it's Bat Night!
386
00:12:25,635 --> 00:12:28,237
Oh... I know.
387
00:12:28,271 --> 00:12:31,640
Mike, it doesn't seem right
to punish everyone
388
00:12:31,675 --> 00:12:33,609
because your contraption got ruined
389
00:12:33,643 --> 00:12:35,778
in a mystery we may never solve.
390
00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:37,746
No confession, no Dodgers.
391
00:12:37,781 --> 00:12:38,948
- [Scoffs]
- [Sighs]
392
00:12:40,016 --> 00:12:41,817
Okay.
393
00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:43,986
Look, um... I'm sorry.
394
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:46,222
Uh... the truth is...
395
00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:47,790
Instead, your mom and I are gonna go
396
00:12:47,824 --> 00:12:48,791
to that stupid dinner dance.
397
00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:50,559
It's exactly the right call.
398
00:12:50,594 --> 00:12:52,128
You boys will thank us one day.
399
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,796
I'm gonna go pick out a dress.
400
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,798
♪
401
00:12:55,832 --> 00:12:59,735
♪ What goes up ♪
402
00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:01,670
♪ Must come down ♪
403
00:13:01,705 --> 00:13:04,306
♪ Spinning wheel got to go 'round ♪
404
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,706
- Hi. I'm here to drop off pictures.
- ♪ Talking 'bout your troubles ♪
405
00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:09,979
- ♪ It's a crying sin ♪
- Cool. What's the name?
406
00:13:10,004 --> 00:13:11,665
- ♪ Ride a painted pony ♪
- Jorgellington.
407
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,015
♪ Let the spinning wheel spin ♪
408
00:13:13,016 --> 00:13:15,084
"J," like Jackson.
409
00:13:15,109 --> 00:13:18,111
- Okay.
- "O," like ostrich.
410
00:13:18,155 --> 00:13:20,923
[Indistinct conversations]
411
00:13:20,957 --> 00:13:23,526
MIKE: How much more dancing
until we get to sit down?
412
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,529
You're not any worse
than any of the other husbands.
413
00:13:26,563 --> 00:13:28,130
Except for Herb Milbank.
414
00:13:28,165 --> 00:13:31,934
He and Katy took lessons
at Arthur Murray.
415
00:13:31,968 --> 00:13:33,135
What a loser.
416
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:34,470
Sad, really.
417
00:13:34,504 --> 00:13:36,839
♪
418
00:13:36,873 --> 00:13:38,874
I guess I'm still bugged
about the microwave.
419
00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:41,710
No one has a right
to be more upset than me.
420
00:13:41,745 --> 00:13:44,280
I'm the one who doesn't
get to use it anymore.
421
00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:47,052
Aloha. Ahiahi, Mike and Peggy.
422
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,284
Concentrate.
423
00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:50,886
♪
424
00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:53,889
You'd think they'd be embarrassed.
425
00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:56,125
[Sighs] I'm kicking myself now
426
00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:57,693
for not ordering the double prints.
427
00:13:57,727 --> 00:13:59,995
My friend Todd's a good tracer.
428
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:01,830
He can mock something up
for us pretty quickly.
429
00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:05,301
Hey. A lot of whispering going
on between you two lately.
430
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,069
Anything you'd care to open up about?
431
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:09,872
What? We weren't whispering.
432
00:14:09,906 --> 00:14:10,940
Guys, can you come in here a minute?
433
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:15,711
- The Dodgers are on.
- Yeah.
434
00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:18,881
Circle up. It'll just take a second.
435
00:14:18,915 --> 00:14:19,682
I want to rap.
436
00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:21,717
Oh, geez. He's sitting backwards.
437
00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:23,352
Sensing a bad vibe in the house
438
00:14:23,386 --> 00:14:25,721
about what happened to the microwave.
439
00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:28,357
Now, I'm not interested in placing blame
440
00:14:28,391 --> 00:14:29,758
or narcing on anyone...
441
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:30,926
Then I'm out.
442
00:14:30,961 --> 00:14:33,329
[Sighs] ...but I believe that Dad
443
00:14:33,363 --> 00:14:36,932
put a lot of his self-worth
inside that little, metal box.
444
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:40,769
And whoever blew it up,
in a way, also blew up Dad.
445
00:14:40,804 --> 00:14:42,938
And, until he gets closure on this,
446
00:14:42,973 --> 00:14:44,573
it's gonna be really hard for him,
447
00:14:44,608 --> 00:14:46,596
and he's just gonna keep
punishing everybody.
448
00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:48,787
Like you not letting us
watch the Dodger game?
449
00:14:48,812 --> 00:14:52,748
So, if any of us is carrying
around a heavy secret,
450
00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:55,251
I'm here to facilitate
getting it off your chest.
451
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,885
I haven't read the whole Bible,
452
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,887
but pretty sure
when you quit the seminary,
453
00:14:58,922 --> 00:15:00,789
you lose your confession license.
454
00:15:00,824 --> 00:15:03,359
Right on. I've said my piece.
455
00:15:03,393 --> 00:15:04,326
Wait a minute.
456
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:07,196
- Yes, William?
- Has it occurred to you that
457
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:10,599
maybe you're throwing all this
psychology at everybody else
458
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:13,035
as a way of ignoring your own issues?
459
00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:15,404
What do you... What do you mean?
460
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:17,573
It seems like since
you gave up the priesthood,
461
00:15:17,607 --> 00:15:19,375
you've lost your sense of identity,
462
00:15:19,409 --> 00:15:20,943
so you started poking at all of us
463
00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:23,579
because it's scary to look at yourself
464
00:15:23,613 --> 00:15:26,738
and realize that
you're not that special anymore.
465
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,879
Do you think maybe
that's what's going on here?
466
00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:36,258
Heavy truths from a tiny man.
467
00:15:36,293 --> 00:15:37,926
You've given me a lot to chew on.
468
00:15:37,961 --> 00:15:39,995
Thanks, buddy.
469
00:15:42,999 --> 00:15:46,969
That was amazing. How did you do that?
470
00:15:47,003 --> 00:15:48,937
I just started talking like him.
471
00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,506
I think that's all he wanted.
472
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,941
[Up-tempo music playing]
473
00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:57,179
♪
474
00:15:57,213 --> 00:15:59,815
Don't they ever get tired
of making a spectacle?
475
00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:02,451
Sabotaged by one of my own kids.
476
00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:05,621
Oh, let it go. Try to enjoy your poi.
477
00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:07,189
What kind of monsters are we raising?
478
00:16:07,223 --> 00:16:09,625
They're animals. They eat dirt.
479
00:16:09,659 --> 00:16:12,194
They fall off things.
They save their farts in jars.
480
00:16:12,228 --> 00:16:13,996
Probably put that fork in there
481
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:16,999
just to see what would happen.
482
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:18,467
I never said it was a fork.
483
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:20,836
♪
484
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:21,837
Sure you did.
485
00:16:21,871 --> 00:16:24,840
All I said was something metal.
486
00:16:24,874 --> 00:16:28,644
No, you said fork. I'm sure you...
487
00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:31,847
All right, I hated that thing.
488
00:16:31,881 --> 00:16:32,848
My God, it was you.
489
00:16:32,882 --> 00:16:34,683
Look, I told you I didn't
want it in my kitchen,
490
00:16:34,718 --> 00:16:37,286
which is my domain,
but you never listen!
491
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,688
You always do things your way,
like you're Frank Sinatra.
492
00:16:39,723 --> 00:16:42,491
You stuck a knife in my back...
with a fork!
493
00:16:42,525 --> 00:16:43,529
I'm a housewife, Mike.
494
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:46,295
I'm not some space woman
from "Star Trek."
495
00:16:46,329 --> 00:16:48,497
I want to cook normal food
my own way in my own house,
496
00:16:48,531 --> 00:16:50,699
except for the one night a year
when I want to eat out and go dancing
497
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,034
because it's our anniversary!
498
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,836
And you wanted to go to Bat Night.
499
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,805
- [Scoffs]
- Wait, our... our anniversary.
500
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,173
- Today?
- Mm.
501
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,241
Tonight?
502
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,977
Wh... Why didn't you tell me?
503
00:17:02,011 --> 00:17:03,379
I did, but you never listen.
504
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,081
ADULT TIMMY: It was a magnificent
coup de grace by my mother,
505
00:17:06,116 --> 00:17:09,582
particularly because
it wasn't their anniversary.
506
00:17:09,607 --> 00:17:10,786
In a tight spot, my mom was known
507
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:13,322
to push this button
up to four times a year.
508
00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:16,091
This was unforgivable.
509
00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:18,727
Peg, I...
510
00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:21,330
I am so sorry.
511
00:17:21,364 --> 00:17:23,732
Well...
512
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:26,335
I'm sorry, too,
513
00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:29,571
for the much less bad thing that I did.
514
00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:32,174
I guess I wasn't listening
to you about the microwave
515
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,575
because I was so excited thinking that
516
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:34,710
I might be able to help you.
517
00:17:34,744 --> 00:17:37,279
Help me? With what?
518
00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,581
I see how you slave for me and the kids.
519
00:17:39,616 --> 00:17:42,017
Shovelling food into us all day
520
00:17:42,051 --> 00:17:44,186
- like it's feeding time at SeaWorld.
- Oh.
521
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,521
I thought maybe that stupid machine
522
00:17:45,555 --> 00:17:47,790
could make things easier,
maybe make you happy.
523
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,192
Oh, hon.
524
00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:52,887
I don't want to be happy.
525
00:17:52,912 --> 00:17:55,814
I like things just the way they are.
526
00:17:55,839 --> 00:18:00,235
♪
527
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:03,405
I'll do a much better job
listening. I promise.
528
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,407
I'm a big dope,
and I'd be lost without you.
529
00:18:05,442 --> 00:18:09,144
Okay, then.
530
00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:10,979
And I'll try to remember anniversaries.
531
00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,781
I guess I could write it down.
532
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:16,151
Aww, don't worry. I'll remind you.
533
00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:19,988
♪
534
00:18:20,023 --> 00:18:22,391
Guys, wait.
535
00:18:22,425 --> 00:18:24,560
What if the Fotomat guy peeked
and called the authorities?
536
00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,462
Lewis is cool.
He's done jobs for me before.
537
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,063
What if Timmy's right?
538
00:18:28,097 --> 00:18:30,446
Maybe just one of us should go.
539
00:18:30,481 --> 00:18:35,113
♪
540
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:38,140
[Breathing heavily]
541
00:18:38,174 --> 00:18:40,175
[Deep voice] Good morning.
542
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,411
The name is Jorgellington.
543
00:18:42,445 --> 00:18:45,080
Here you go. $11.47.
544
00:18:45,114 --> 00:18:48,250
[Tires screech]
545
00:18:48,284 --> 00:18:49,251
[Brakes squeal]
546
00:18:49,285 --> 00:18:50,252
[Gasps]
547
00:18:50,286 --> 00:18:52,020
[Normal voice] Thank you!
548
00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:53,856
[Police radio chatter]
549
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:57,659
♪
550
00:18:57,694 --> 00:18:59,628
[Out of breath] Oh, that was close.
551
00:18:59,662 --> 00:19:00,996
That cop might still be on my tail!
552
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:02,197
You should lay low for a few days.
553
00:19:02,232 --> 00:19:03,765
I know a safe house in Eagle Rock.
554
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,767
Boring stuff at Davey's place,
555
00:19:05,802 --> 00:19:07,169
your mom asleep on the sofa,
556
00:19:07,203 --> 00:19:10,439
your... mom asleep on the floor.
557
00:19:10,473 --> 00:19:13,642
Oh, my God. There it is.
558
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:15,444
The legend of Barbara Eden's
"Bob Hope Show"
559
00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:16,945
was one of those great urban myths
560
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,741
which sweep across schoolyards
from time to time.
561
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,517
- Let me see it. Joey.
- There was absolutely nothing to see...
562
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,595
- [Indistinct shouting]
- ...but nearly every
563
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,152
pre-pubescent boy in America
564
00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:25,320
claimed he had seen it.
565
00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:27,523
- I've never seen anything like it.
- Me neither!
566
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:28,590
I-I mean...
567
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:34,029
I've seen plenty,
just not one exactly like it.
568
00:19:34,063 --> 00:19:36,465
You can see everything.
569
00:19:36,499 --> 00:19:37,866
Sure, that photo was just a picture
570
00:19:37,901 --> 00:19:39,234
of Davey's brother's thumb,
571
00:19:39,269 --> 00:19:41,236
but it started me and Joey on a path
572
00:19:41,271 --> 00:19:43,238
of raunchy, wonderful boy adventures
573
00:19:43,273 --> 00:19:44,794
all through adolescence and beyond.
574
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:46,333
Ooh, la, la.
575
00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:49,504
I love you, Barbara Eden.
576
00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:53,169
My dad never gave up
embracing new technology
577
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,036
and trying to make things
better for my mother.
578
00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:56,591
- [Grunts]
- It's called the Strap Vac.
579
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:57,613
Instead of pushing it,
580
00:19:57,647 --> 00:20:00,142
you carry it on your back
around the house.
581
00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:01,217
Less work.
582
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:03,786
[Sighs] For who? The vacuum?
583
00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,654
And he eventually repaired the microwave
584
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:06,956
and Mom made her peace with it...
585
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:08,591
as long as it stayed out in the garage.
586
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,758
[Ding]
587
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,428
Here you go.
588
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,597
Mm! Toasty!
589
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,799
You're the best cook ever, Mom!
590
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,235
[Dogs barking in distance]
591
00:20:19,269 --> 00:20:21,770
It's not even on anymore!
592
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:26,675
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