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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,227 * 2 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:36,204 - Welcome to the first day of truth. 3 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:39,173 Up until this point, 4 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,410 they've been feeding you patriotic, watered-down, 5 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:47,848 white, American history book bullshit. 6 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:50,684 Not anymore. 7 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,986 You're all grown up. 8 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,055 You're sophomores now. 9 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,225 Congratulations. 10 00:00:57,225 --> 00:01:02,096 Time to face the many harsh realities of our past. 11 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:04,632 Time to unlearn what you've learned. 12 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:09,503 Welcome to American History for the first time. 13 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,606 My name is Cap. 14 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:16,777 - * I'm sipping on some sunshine * 15 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:20,548 * I'm gonna leave it for the morning and the afterlife * 16 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:23,217 - You a freshman? 17 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:26,554 You a freshman? 18 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,088 Freshman? 19 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,660 You a freshman? 20 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,128 - Me? No, no, no. 21 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,663 I'm not a freshman. 22 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:36,697 I'm the janitor. 23 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:40,000 - Two days, freshman. 24 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,170 - Did we look that young last year, dude? 25 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,305 - You did. 26 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,374 - I can't wait for two days. 27 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,480 - See you Friday, freshman. 28 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,982 - All these years and now it's only two days away. 29 00:01:54,982 --> 00:02:00,554 Yes. 30 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,290 - Can't hit me this year, douche. 31 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,991 - You don't have to sleep at my house this year, Sam. 32 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,994 - I've been getting it since grade school from this idiot. 33 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,997 It's Freshman Friday, homo. 34 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,632 - I remember in seventh grade, 35 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,768 this big goo bag through an egg at me from across the street. 36 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:19,273 It was like Satchel Paige, dude, when that shit me. 37 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,041 - I remember that guy. 38 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,376 He was crazy. 39 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,246 - Luckily, that egg missed by 20 feet. 40 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,315 - I got it worse in junior high than I got it last year. 41 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,049 - Not anymore, dudes. 42 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,519 Not anymore. 43 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,453 Not anymore. 44 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:33,921 - Hi, guys. - Not anymore. 45 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,257 - Hi. - Not anymore. 46 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:40,261 Not anymore. 47 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,862 I didn't want to leave you out. 48 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,631 - Thank you. 49 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,832 - Can we still get your mom's car on Friday? 50 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,133 - I think so. 51 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,535 - She's been driving longer than me. 52 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,869 - She's been driving that car 53 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,571 since she was like, 12, man. 54 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,973 - Another couple of years and you'll finally get your license. 55 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,375 - What's a license? 56 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:57,010 - Hey. Is that your dad, Jeremy? 57 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,847 - Yeah. - Your dad's the janitor? 58 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,114 - Yeah. 59 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,083 - That sucks, dude. 60 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,886 - He got de-hired at the brokerage house. 61 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,054 This pays pretty good, he said. 62 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,389 - Your dad rules. 63 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,425 - Hey, guys. Hey, Jeremy. 64 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,960 First day back, huh? 65 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,463 - Yeah. It's pretty soon, Mr. McKee. 66 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,499 I can see the school is going to be extra clean this year. 67 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,800 - Oh, I don't know, Eddie. 68 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,402 I'm not that good. 69 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,672 Hey, guys, take it easy on the freshman Friday, will you? 70 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,674 I'll be up all night scraping eggs 71 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,343 and whipped cream off the lockers. 72 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,778 - Don't worry, Mr. McKee. 73 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,780 I don't miss. 74 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:33,914 - I'm so sorry! 75 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,082 - What do you guys got next? 76 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:38,185 - I have math with Miss Hutz. 77 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,920 - Same here. - That's what I have. 78 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,622 - Nice. - I heard she's rough. 79 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,023 - Oh, God. 80 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,358 - When I was in 10th grade, 81 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,626 she broke a chair over my head. 82 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,995 - Lionel loves the math teachers. 83 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,563 - What do you got next, Blank? 84 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,531 - Economics. 85 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,733 - Yeah, but what are you going to? 86 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,436 - Freshman English. 87 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,274 - Every year, this idiot goes in the wrong classroom 88 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,142 on the first day of school just 'cause he knows 89 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,176 he can get away with it. 90 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:06,880 - That's funny, dude. 91 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,948 - Jacob Abbotts? 92 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,516 - Here. 93 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:45,919 - Tiffany Barrons? - Present. 94 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,421 - Mary Bere? 95 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,823 - Um, it's "Ba- ray", ma'am. 96 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:53,894 - Bere, okay. 97 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:54,962 Thomas Chatham? 98 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,031 - Here! 99 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,134 I'm here, ma'am. 100 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,036 Thomas Chatham. 101 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,373 - I'm Thomas Chatham. 102 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:08,342 - Nice try, kid. 103 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,878 Thomas Chatham, ma'am. 104 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:16,149 Messing with the teacher on the first day of school? 105 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,051 Show some respect. 106 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,387 Larry. 107 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,988 - I'm Thomas Chatham! 108 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,690 - I'm sorry, ma'am. 109 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:28,028 I apologize for his obvious poor judgment. 110 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,065 - Lago. - Here. 111 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,368 - Eulich. - Here. 112 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,438 - Serenski. - Here. 113 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,473 - All right. 114 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:40,941 We have a lot to cover this year 115 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:44,111 and plenty of time to get to know one another. 116 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,580 Let's just get started. 117 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:50,751 Please open your textbooks to chapter one. 118 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,887 We'll begin with problem nine. 119 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:57,558 Five minus x plus... 120 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:00,828 Is there a problem? 121 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,166 - Oh. Oh, no, ma'am. 122 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,835 - Lionel loves math, ma'am. 123 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,070 - Well. 124 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:14,074 Then I'm sure he wouldn't mind walking us through 125 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,444 the next few problems. 126 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:22,182 Would you, Mr. Brubaker? 127 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,417 * 128 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,734 - (gasps) 129 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,511 - I just started seventh grade and you can be there 130 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,912 for Freshman Friday, it's bullcrap. 131 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,947 That's what you get for being smart, Ronny. 132 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,716 - Brubaker, we're in junior high. 133 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,217 They're not going to mess with you. 134 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,919 It's the ninth graders they want. 135 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,253 - Yeah, right. 136 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,289 This is so bogus. 137 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,624 Walk to this other class here? 138 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,925 There's plenty of room. 139 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,894 They're going to make me walk over there? 140 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,129 - Your brother and sister will protect you. 141 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,898 - I'm so freaking dead. 142 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,235 - Girls know we love that shit. 143 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,070 It's so sweet. 144 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,539 Oh yeah. 145 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,307 - Hey, Lionel, do you think girls know 146 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,509 we look down their shirts 147 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,876 when they bend over and they slooze. 148 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,913 - I don't know. - They don't know. 149 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,715 - How old is your brother again, Sam? 150 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:28,982 - 20. 151 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,384 - Man, I hope I'm 20 when I'm a senior. 152 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,820 - You're on your way. 153 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,287 - He's a smart guy, though, right? 154 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,690 - You don't know that story? 155 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:40,293 When he was little, he was in a coma for two years. 156 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,495 - No way. 157 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,896 - Yeah, dude. 158 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,397 No one knows why. 159 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,166 Most people just think he went to sleep. 160 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,870 - Diarrhea in the house! 161 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,239 - He's going to start seeing Francine. 162 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,340 - Really? 163 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,608 - He says he wants to date 164 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,577 every Asian girl in 10th grade. 165 00:07:56,577 --> 00:08:00,280 No sophomore girls ever go out with sophomore guys. 166 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,849 It's always seniors. 167 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,217 - That's 'cause you dudes don't put out. 168 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,586 - It's 'cause you can't get 169 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,754 a girl in your own grade, you faggot. 170 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,189 - Add them up. - (scoffs) Yeah. 171 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,758 - Except for Honey. 172 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:13,126 - She said any time, Blank. 173 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,662 - Sa-weet! 174 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,697 - Lionel Brubaker. 175 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,199 Your sister's so hot, dude. 176 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,134 - Shut up, man. 177 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,003 - What happened to you? 178 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,337 - I know. 179 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,908 I look like a nerd but I'm not smart. 180 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:28,909 What good am I? 181 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,844 - You're cute. - Thanks, Eddie. 182 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,113 - No one likes the kids in their own grade. 183 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:37,618 It's always some other grade, some other school. 184 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,019 It's why I like hanging out with you guys. 185 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,890 - You better not fucking hit me on Friday. 186 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,424 - How's Hutz? 187 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:48,395 - Can't even get one day with a math teacher who likes me. 188 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,063 - She caught this kid smoking once. 189 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,933 She picked him up, hung him on a stop sign. 190 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,939 I know where she lives. 191 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:02,342 This big house, all by herself. 192 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,511 She's a lonely woman. 193 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,279 Maybe you should stop in for a visit, Eddie. 194 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,850 - You know what you should do? 195 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,252 You should sneak into her house while she's home 196 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,587 and take a shit in her toilet. 197 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,355 - You mean like, right on her table? 198 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,857 - No. 199 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,026 That's not funny, that's gross. 200 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,328 Shit right in her toilet where it belongs. 201 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,897 She'll come in there afterwards and be so confused. 202 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,866 And you'll always know that about her. 203 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,401 No matter how authoritative she seems, 204 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,038 she had a moment because of you 205 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:35,375 that scared and confused the hell out of her. 206 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,078 - That'd be funny. 207 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,379 * 208 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,948 - Hi, I'm a seventh grader. 209 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:41,782 Not a freshman. 210 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:42,850 Seventh grade. Yep. 211 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,451 Just gotta go to my class. 212 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,754 - Hey, Lionel, isn't that your brother? 213 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,322 - Yeah. He's gotta go to class over here once a week. 214 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,625 - On Fridays? - Oh, he's dead. 215 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,061 He knows. 216 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,130 * 217 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,667 - Yo, freshman! 218 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:04,004 - Ahh! 219 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,475 - Well, here we are. 220 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,878 Freshman Friday. 221 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,446 Sophomore's most looked forward to day, 222 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:18,085 when you can finally do unto others what's been done to you. 223 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:21,789 Since this is supposed to be a history class, 224 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:24,624 can anyone tell me when this yearly ritual 225 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,660 of Freshman Friday began? 226 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,162 - In the Bible? 227 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,397 (class chatters) 228 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:33,300 - God the sophomore wreaking havoc 229 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,868 on the freshmen of mankind. 230 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:39,707 Yeah, well, some would argue. 231 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,944 I don't know where it started either. 232 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,715 It's a common problem with us. 233 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,417 We have this tradition that persists year after year 234 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,619 and no one knows why. 235 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,922 Everyone participates but no one's bothering 236 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,024 to find out when and where it came from. 237 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,460 It's as if it was handed down by God. 238 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,329 As if it's always been here. 239 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:07,600 See, this is where history class has failed us. 240 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,871 History is right now. 241 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,673 And we can make of it whatever we choose 242 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,509 and that's the way it's always been. 243 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,747 And what becomes history book history 244 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:23,150 often took those who lived it by surprise. 245 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,987 But the books don't make that clear. 246 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,957 Which is why they're garbage. 247 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,092 Someone makes a decision, 248 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,394 he chooses to act in a certain way 249 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,196 and it becomes history. 250 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,231 Simple. 251 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,001 Somehow we've forgotten that over the years. 252 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,604 In this class, we won't be memorizing dates 253 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,874 or who won some battle in some war 254 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,876 'cause who gives a shit. 255 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,478 If you want to know those things, fine, go. 256 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,113 Find out on your own. 257 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,482 You don't need me for that. 258 00:11:55,482 --> 00:12:00,220 This is about discovering meaning. 259 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:04,624 Somehow, we have come to imagine that learning history 260 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,726 is memorizing some great story 261 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,196 with characters like George Washington 262 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,497 and Abraham Lincoln, 263 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,099 who always did the right thing. 264 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,035 These legendary, flawless men. 265 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,536 (scoffs) 266 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,305 This is all bullshit. 267 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,641 Learning history is supposed to help us with our lives. 268 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,844 Now. 269 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:27,114 Or what's the point? 270 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:32,619 Remember these people were just like us. 271 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,755 They could have made the wrong decisions. 272 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,291 They could have made better decisions. 273 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,428 The whole thing could be completely different 274 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:46,199 because these people, these patriotic icons... 275 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,404 ...they were human beings. 276 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,207 They were people. 277 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:59,546 People who farted just like you and me. 278 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,982 (laughing) 279 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,716 * 280 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,654 - * Nothing is more inspiring 281 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,457 * Than a beautiful woman 282 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,326 - Oh my God. 283 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,363 She's staring at me. 284 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,266 She's looking at me. 285 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,134 Hey, Honey. 286 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,202 Hey. 287 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,605 - She's watching the serve, Bob. 288 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,040 - No, man. 289 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,641 She's looking at me. 290 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,544 Honey Brubaker. 291 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:35,615 Oh. 292 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,318 It's our last chance. 293 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,387 She graduates this year. 294 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,590 - I don't think it's going to happen again, Bob. 295 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,925 - It was like a dream. 296 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,426 - What are you guys talking about? 297 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,997 Oh, there's no way it's going to happen again 298 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,532 'cause it never happened in the first place. 299 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:56,169 - What are you talking about? 300 00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:01,174 I'm not going to lie about the greatest moment ever. 301 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:06,579 The night I saw Honey Brubaker 302 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,982 sleepwalk through her living room 303 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,617 without a shirt on. 304 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,422 - Liar. 305 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,891 - Whatever we do, can't let Lenny know 306 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,293 or he'll never let us sleep over. 307 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,395 - It's going to have to be warm outside 308 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,331 or she'll sleep in a sweatshirt or something. 309 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,165 - Yeah. 310 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,267 But when it is warm outside, 311 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,304 she doesn't sleep in anything but her beautiful self. 312 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,640 - Stop it, Bob. 313 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,608 I have to poop. 314 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,044 - It's gonna happen 315 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,412 and we're gonna be inside with her. 316 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,614 I can feel it. 317 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,817 - Freshmen! - Oh! 318 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,919 (screaming) 319 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,554 - Freshmen! 320 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,056 - Seventh grade, assholes. 321 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,958 - Sorry. - (bell rings) 322 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,998 * 323 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,906 - (chuckles) 324 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,481 (gong bangs) 325 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,782 - (bell rings) - Yes. 326 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,417 * 327 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,956 - (groaning) 328 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:32,932 (all screaming) 329 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,467 * Let's bail, let's bail 330 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,535 * Let's bail * 331 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,970 * Agitate the gravel 332 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,005 * Let's bail 333 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,272 * Saddle up and travel 334 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,374 * Let's bail, let's bail 335 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,044 * Let's bail 336 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:48,248 * This is the most boring place I know * 337 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:52,452 * Like a mashed potato sandwich with mayo on white * 338 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,922 * Chance are that fun is somewhere else * 339 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,324 * So let's go there 340 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,758 * And leave this mess alone 341 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,229 * Let's bail * 342 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,433 - Meet me at my house, Lionel? - Where are you going? 343 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,068 - Mom's making me walk Lenny and his friends home. 344 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,337 - Aw, shit. - I know. 345 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,339 - Good luck. 346 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,641 (screaming) 347 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,045 * 348 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,286 - Time to make a little history, boys. 349 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,155 - Hopefully legends, dude. 350 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,591 So big, the history books won't even have to lie about us. 351 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,925 - Where are we going? 352 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,494 - Let's head over to Chomsky Street. 353 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,695 There's always a mess of kids walking home there. 354 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,098 - Make a mess of them. 355 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,169 (screaming) 356 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,736 - I know a shortcut to Sam's house. 357 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,771 You guys already got hit? 358 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,306 - Gym class. 359 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,041 - * Just like Bill and Ted I was running so fast * 360 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,676 * I was seeing red 361 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,344 * There were mobs of children up and down the street * 362 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,446 * Cars all speeding to beat the heat * 363 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,650 - You guys ready? 364 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:02,722 - Yeah. - It's on, dude! 365 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,424 - * Suddenly out of the blue 366 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,126 * They had me surrounded, I didn't know what to do * 367 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,760 * I was trapped, he got me there * 368 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,762 - Oh my gosh. Oh my God. 369 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,963 Oh my God. 370 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,765 (sobbing) 371 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,908 - Come on. 372 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,543 - Right here, right here! Right here! 373 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,617 Did you see them all? 374 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,185 There's so many of them. 375 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,854 They think they're home free. 376 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,189 - Go get 'em, Sammy. 377 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,400 Here they come. 378 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,163 - Yeah! Whoo! 379 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,631 - All right! 380 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,375 (laughing) 381 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,111 - Freshman! 382 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,283 (laughing) 383 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,821 (whispers) - Sophomore. 384 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,962 - That sucks, dude. 385 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,165 - It's bullshit. 386 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,207 - You made it. 387 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,074 - Couple close calls, man. 388 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,244 - Got your boys, though. 389 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,745 - No, they got that in school. 390 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,113 - Gym class. 391 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,115 - What's up, Strummers? 392 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,150 - Poor Sam. - What happened? 393 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152 - Got hit. - Oh, shit. 394 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,154 - I met you before. What's your name again? 395 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,856 - Jeff. 396 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,891 - No, that wasn't it. 397 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,127 It was like Todd or something. 398 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,329 - No. It's always been Jeff. 399 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,363 - No, dude, give me a second. 400 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,597 It'll come to me. 401 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,732 - Hey, Sam. 402 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,534 - Sam, you almost got me killed today. 403 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,269 - What the fuck is this kid's name? 404 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,270 - So stupid. 405 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,904 Why do people do this? 406 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,574 I mean, I'm not going to do this when I'm a sophomore. 407 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,808 - Yeah, nice try, Bob. You'll do it. 408 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:36,843 - No, I won't. 409 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,545 Somebody's gotta resist. 410 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,680 When did this stupid thing even start anyway? 411 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,181 - In the Bible. 412 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,018 - (groans) 413 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,287 - What, I washed 'em. 414 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,956 - Not with soap, dude. 415 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,291 - You told me to wash them! 416 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,894 - Your dad's hating it right now. 417 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,663 - Yeah, that sucks. 418 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,631 - His dad's the janitor. - Oh, that stinks. 419 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,099 - Hey, Elroy. 420 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,102 Mom still laying your clothes out for you in the morning? 421 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,704 - Yeah. 422 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,539 - You kids are set. 423 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,207 I've seen some of the girls at Guthrie. 424 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,709 You're so set. 425 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,177 - Eh, they're okay. 426 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,746 - You're nuts, Bob. - They're all flat. 427 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,081 - Come on. 428 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,049 You're not ready for boobies yet. 429 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,919 Besides, we can't all be good-looking. 430 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,654 We wouldn't get any work done. 431 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,157 If everyone was good-looking, we'd just have sex all day long. 432 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,926 Seriously, wouldn't be productive. 433 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,195 Thank God for the ugly people. 434 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,997 Keeps the economy stable. 435 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,866 You kids are fucking sophomores! 436 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,768 Holy shit. 437 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,804 Are you ready for the craziest year of your life, 438 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,238 'cause you better be. 439 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,773 - Hey, Blank, when do we get to go to a party? 440 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:45,578 - Mm, you boys wanna go to a party, huh? 441 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,580 - I can't. 442 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,148 - Are you ready for that? 443 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,950 - I'm ready. 444 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,320 * 445 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,942 - * Since I was born 446 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,378 * They couldn't hold me down 447 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:22,281 - Freshmen? - No. Sophomore. 448 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,683 - * I didn't play by the rules 449 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,952 * And I never really cared * 450 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:30,490 * My nasty reputation takes me everywhere * 451 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:34,627 * I look and see it's not only me * 452 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:42,502 * So many others have stood where I stand * 453 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:45,237 * We are the young so raise your hands * 454 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,907 - Hey, Lionel, there's your sister. 455 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:59,719 - You boys are looking a little peaked. 456 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,456 - Thank you. 457 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,632 - * I like it this way 458 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,867 * I like it that way 459 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:19,439 * Everybody gather around gonna light the day * 460 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,307 * You're gonna watch us dance 461 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,776 * Now you're gonna hear us sing * 462 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:24,811 - Where's Willie? 463 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,456 - Where's my hot dog? 464 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,827 Who the fuck took my hot dog? 465 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,898 - I never seen anybody eat a hot dog like that kid. 466 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,534 - Loves hot dogs. 467 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,636 - You guys missed the fight. 468 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,837 - Aww. 469 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:54,006 - Just kidding. 470 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,408 - You know, if I had a party, 471 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,477 I'd invite all these same people. 472 00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,012 I really would. 473 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,982 I like them all. 474 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,417 - What about that guy? 475 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,620 - Go, go, go, go, go! 476 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,557 - I would also invite Thomas Chatham. 477 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,693 - I think I'm gonna get myself a hot dog. 478 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,162 - You should invite Cap, dude. 479 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,503 - You take my fucking hot dog? 480 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,840 This guy fucking took my hot dog. 481 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,243 - Yo, man, what's up? 482 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,411 - He's a drunken idiot, Blank. 483 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,647 - This fucking guy took my hot dog! 484 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:37,283 - Dude, you ate it. 485 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,952 You're still chewing it. 486 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:46,726 - I'm gonna be watching you, hot dog. 487 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,662 Fucking guy steals my hot dog. 488 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,399 - Willie was starting shit outside. 489 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,867 - No. 490 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:58,437 - No, this drunken idiot was stumbling all over himself. 491 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,072 - That's what being drunk does to you. 492 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,641 It makes you stumble. 493 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,043 - I can't manage my drinks either, man. 494 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,513 It's not really a drinking problem though. 495 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,948 It's more of a math problem. 496 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,216 I can't count that high. 497 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,151 - What a loser. 498 00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,553 - You can't count to three? 499 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,789 - Little wobbly over here. 500 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,693 - You could have been somewhere touching boobs right now, 501 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,496 but you had to go and make a joke. 502 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,835 - I was just kidding. 503 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,882 - * No hell below 504 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:49,155 - Know what I love? 505 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,391 I love it when little kids are at the urinal 506 00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:56,362 and they pull their pants all the way down to their ankles 507 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,364 to take a pee. 508 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:02,635 I love that shit. 509 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,439 - You walking? 510 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,876 - Yeah, I'm cool. 511 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,147 I'm fine. 512 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,649 I'm fine. 513 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:22,154 - Yo, buddy, gotta go. 514 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,557 - I'm sleeping, dude. 515 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:27,660 - I can't tell anybody that. 516 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:33,700 Except for you. 517 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,103 You have nice legs! 518 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:41,040 I just wanna touch 'em. 519 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,344 I just wanna lick 'em! 520 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,312 - (vomits) 521 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:52,852 - I guess I did eat that hot dog. 522 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:20,713 - What is cool? 523 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,915 Anyone care to participate? 524 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,083 Mr. Blank. 525 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,551 - Beer? 526 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:28,354 - Same answer your brother gave in his day. 527 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,256 - (growls) - Pam. 528 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:34,226 - Um. Just being yourself? 529 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,495 - Why is it then that so many people in this school 530 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,030 just want to fit in? 531 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,699 - A lot of kids don't like to think for themselves. 532 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:40,967 They just like to follow the herd. 533 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,635 It's easier. 534 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,671 - Knowing what's in style is cool. 535 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,073 I don't like girls that are out of date. 536 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,307 Or pale. 537 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,541 It's unappealing. 538 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,144 - So, cool isn't timeless. 539 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,579 - That's a phony cool. 540 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:55,447 - What do you think is cool, Miss Lucille? 541 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:59,952 - Um. Ani Difranco. 542 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,223 She's a singer. 543 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,758 She's just really cool. 544 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,927 - You'll have to let me borrow some of her music. 545 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:10,863 - Any time. - (bell rings) 546 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:12,699 - All I'll ask of you tonight, class, 547 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,500 is look around you, observe things 548 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,802 and decide whether or not 549 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,837 someone is trying to sell you cool. 550 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:21,640 Eat this, drink this, wear this, and you'll be cool. 551 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,309 Ask yourself, 552 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,912 am I the one really deciding what I'll spend my money on 553 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:31,583 or have I been seduced by the power of cool? 554 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,485 Have a nice day, Willie. 555 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,987 - You too, Cap. 556 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,530 - Hey, I'd like to hear some of that music. 557 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,597 - Cool. 558 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:46,833 You should come over some time. 559 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,168 - Sure. That would be nice. 560 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,470 - Hi. I'm running for student government 561 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,039 and I'd like your support. 562 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,107 - Are you trying to seduce me with your power of cool? 563 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,475 - No. 564 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:59,578 I'm seducing you with my compassionate integrity. 565 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:03,415 - Oh. Okay. 566 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:12,658 - Pathetic. 567 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,426 Pathetic. 568 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:22,434 It's a miracle you can even write your name, Mr. Jermine. 569 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,403 Very disappointing. 570 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,339 I offer you kids extra tutoring after school, 571 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:31,778 but does anybody bother to show? 572 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,013 Well, Mr. Brubaker. 573 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:37,016 By this latest effort, you can hardly afford to be tardy. 574 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,852 - Sorry, ma'am, I was in the lavatory. 575 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:42,254 - That's on your time, not mine. 576 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,391 - Sorry. 577 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:52,832 - You disgust me. 578 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:56,035 Every year there's someone like you. 579 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:57,736 Someone who shows no regard 580 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:01,073 for anyone other than themselves! 581 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,448 Selfish little child. 582 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:14,086 Get out of here. 583 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,423 Get out of my face! 584 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,196 Maybe you'll learn that there are other people 585 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,932 who share this classroom with you 586 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:29,601 who believe that their education is valuable. 587 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:34,006 - I do, ma'am. 588 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:38,310 - She loves math and you hate it. 589 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,847 It'll never work out between the two of you. 590 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:42,548 - (sighs) 591 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,452 - I got her address. 592 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,487 - You did? 593 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:49,856 - My brother said he had it. 594 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:52,524 Well, he had it. 595 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:55,261 Wanna scope it out? 596 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,568 There it is. 597 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,104 - She lives there all alone? 598 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:10,542 - She keeps her dead mother upstairs, dude. 599 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,412 - Is it on? 600 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,615 - It's on. 601 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:20,086 * 602 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,399 - The preceding program was made possible 603 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,968 by the James and Patricia Sandman Foundation, 604 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:39,405 the Thane- McIntire Foundation and contributions from-- 605 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:56,055 - She's in there. 606 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:02,661 - How are you going to get in? 607 00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:06,065 - Through the front door. 608 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:12,771 - 6:59... 609 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,506 ... P.M. 610 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:16,943 Just what I thought. 611 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,411 Getting ready to watch "The Math Whiz." 612 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,581 She'll be locked there for a half an hour. 613 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:23,715 You got one? 614 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,252 - I think so. 615 00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:31,323 - You gotta take a picture of it. 616 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,825 - That is nasty. 617 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,227 - It's memory, dude. 618 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,163 It's a reminder for Lionel. 619 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:40,099 He'll always remember how confused she was. 620 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:45,571 - Bingo. 621 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:56,082 - That equals minus four 622 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,684 plus 4 minus, 623 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:04,490 square root of 16, minus 240, 624 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:10,562 plus 240 minus, times minus, equals plus. 625 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:14,133 All over two, 626 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,702 when you multiply and take the square root-- 627 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,023 - He's in. 628 00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:57,976 - Billy from Clairmont. 629 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,312 Billy, go ahead with your question. 630 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:26,705 - How's Hutz doing? 631 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:32,711 - She's gone! 632 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,172 - Ahh! 633 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:07,346 What are you doing? 634 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:12,318 What is that? 635 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:18,624 And what is that? 636 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,594 - That was an accident. 637 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,575 Oh my God. 638 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,345 Oh my God. 639 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,015 - What's going on? 640 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:45,050 - That scream didn't sound good. 641 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:50,689 (camera shutter clicks) 642 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:56,027 - My name is Dorothy Hutz 643 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,097 and I--I have an intruder in my house. 644 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,532 Please help me. 645 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,582 - There he is! 646 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,250 - This doesn't look good, fellas. 647 00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:24,556 - What am I gonna do? She locked me in. 648 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,958 - Holy shit. 649 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,294 - Toss your backpack. 650 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,301 Can you climb down? 651 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:38,069 - There's nothing. 652 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,272 - The leaves. 653 00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:43,642 - Yeah, hang on, Lionel, hang on. 654 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,755 (police sirens approach) 655 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,457 - Oh shit. 656 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,962 - Come on, Lionel, you can do it. 657 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,264 - Come on, Lionel! 658 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,199 - Come on, Lionel. - Come on, Lionel. 659 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:09,167 - Come on, man. - Come on. 660 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,914 * 661 00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:35,227 - Lionel. 662 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,631 Lionel? 663 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,433 Lionel. 664 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,335 - I got the picture. 665 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:57,616 (chattering) 666 00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:02,220 - Well, it looks like he's gone, ma'am. 667 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,957 Did you get a good look at him? 668 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:14,666 - No. 669 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:18,437 Not really. 670 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,631 - You think she's gonna show? 671 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,403 Think she'll show? 672 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,706 Lionel. 673 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:57,876 Lionel? 674 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:09,287 - * Could have been anything 675 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:18,964 * But I decided to be me * 676 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:25,904 (door opens) 677 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,906 - Sorry I'm late, class. 678 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:31,410 I'm not setting a very good example, I know. 679 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:34,413 Now can we please take out last night's homework 680 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,714 and we'll get started. 681 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,999 - (musical sputtering) 682 00:38:58,269 --> 00:38:59,771 - * Take me riding in the car 683 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,640 * Car, take me riding in the car * 684 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,275 * Car, take you riding in my car, car * 685 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:06,378 * I'll take you riding in my car * 686 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:09,581 (musically sputtering) 687 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,587 * Click clack, open up the door, girls * 688 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,322 * Click clack, open up the door, boys * 689 00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:19,157 * Front door, back door, clickity clack * 690 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,926 * Take you riding in my car 691 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:31,136 * 692 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:47,018 (musically sputtering) 693 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,790 * Climb, rattle on the front seat * 694 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,492 * Spree, I spraddle on the backseat * 695 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,393 * Turn my keys, step on the starter * 696 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,095 * Take you riding in my car * 697 00:39:58,296 --> 00:39:59,731 - Hey, man. 698 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,433 Wanna go shoot some air balls over at Eddie's? 699 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:03,001 Pam's driving. 700 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,871 - No, I think I'm going to work on some homework. 701 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:08,106 - Cool. 702 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,308 Cool. 703 00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:12,010 * 704 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:21,620 - There's just so much to choose from. 705 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,789 I don't know where to start. 706 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:27,726 - Whatever you think's good. 707 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:30,261 - In this one song, she says, 708 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,831 "They criminalize the symptoms while they spread the disease." 709 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:36,735 - Yeah, they're always thinking crazy stuff like that. 710 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:37,969 - Yeah. 711 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,542 I think I'll play you this one first. 712 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,711 It's the first one I ever heard. 713 00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:47,546 It's called "Little Plastic Castle." 714 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,114 That's the name of the album too. 715 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,082 - Cool. 716 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,918 * 717 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:02,928 This sounds really cool. 718 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,497 - She's such a good guitar player. 719 00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:09,234 She doesn't sound like anybody else. 720 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,170 It makes me want to get really good at something, you know? 721 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,740 - Yeah. You should try guitar. 722 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:17,042 - Yeah, right. I could never play. 723 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:21,580 - This is awesome. 724 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,981 Did you bring anything in to Cap yet? 725 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,917 - No. I'm still making him a mix. 726 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,553 - Cool. 727 00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:30,021 - She just has so many good things to say 728 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:31,322 that I think he'd like. 729 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,925 She has so much courage. 730 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,828 She sings and it's just, I don't know, 731 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,029 you have to hear her say it. 732 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,765 I can't say it as good. 733 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:41,432 - * If they're happy 734 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:45,270 * But they don't seem much to mind * 735 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:50,508 - So awesome. 736 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:06,692 - * From the shape of your shaved head * 737 00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:09,728 * I recognized your silhouette * 738 00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:14,132 * As you walked out of the sun 739 00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:16,067 * And sat down 740 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:21,573 * And the sight of your sleepy smile * 741 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:25,376 * Eclipsed all the other people * 742 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,946 * As they paused to sneer 743 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:31,216 * At the two girls from out of town * 744 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:37,222 * I said look at you this morning * 745 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:39,024 * You are by far * 746 00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,761 - Come on, Johnny. 747 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:44,730 You gotta come, John, it's a tradition. 748 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,932 - I don't know, Larry. 749 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,399 - All right. 750 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,170 Just tell the little woman you gotta pull an all-nighter. 751 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,571 Faculty cleaning. 752 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,140 All staff has a slumber party. 753 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:58,977 - Been a while since I had a night like that. 754 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,716 - All the more reason to be there. 755 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:08,654 It's a blast, come on. 756 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,922 You're dying for a night like this, aren't you? 757 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,725 You're gonna see some lushes we got working around here. 758 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,426 - Coach Howard, this is getting kind of ugly. 759 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,328 - Be right with you, tiger. 760 00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:18,296 You with me? 761 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,737 - Cap? 762 00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:28,874 - Miss Lucille. 763 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:34,545 - I made this for you. 764 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,514 It's all Ani Difranco. 765 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:39,250 - Thank you. 766 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,287 - I just thought you said you'd like to hear it. 767 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:45,857 - I do. I do. 768 00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,861 - Well, I really hope you like it. 769 00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:57,002 Make sure you pay attention to number four. 770 00:43:57,002 --> 00:44:00,271 She says, "The money multinationals 771 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:03,408 "have monopolized oxygen so it's as easy as breathing 772 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:04,642 for us all to participate." 773 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,012 - Yes, we can't help 774 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:09,781 but participate in their tyranny. 775 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,283 We're going to change that, aren't we? 776 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,385 - Yes, we are. 777 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:22,427 - (sighs) 778 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:34,906 - Miss Hutz? 779 00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:39,310 - What is it? 780 00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:45,984 - Are you still giving extra tutoring after school? 781 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,289 I'd like some. 782 00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,466 - Have a seat, Mr. Brubaker. 783 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,312 - Thanks. 784 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:29,828 - Oh, dude, what is that? 785 00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,496 - It's Lionel's. 786 00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:35,333 - Sick. 787 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,268 You- - What- - 788 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:42,340 You're fucking crazy, dude. 789 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,943 - Yeah, it was stupid. 790 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:49,214 - You're fucking crazy! 791 00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:50,181 (engine starts) 792 00:45:56,621 --> 00:45:59,557 - School sucks, it's so boring. 793 00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,159 - Yeah, I know. 794 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,761 - It's so boring, Mom. 795 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,130 - Eat your dinner, Jeremy. 796 00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:09,067 - Oh, honey, this Friday, 797 00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:12,570 the school is having an overnight cleaning party. 798 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:16,975 I guess it's a tradition where the whole faculty gets together 799 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,243 and they clean the school. 800 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:19,477 - All night? 801 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:21,379 We're supposed to get a blizzard this weekend. 802 00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:23,781 - I heard it's a beer bash. 803 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,819 - Don't worry, it's fine. 804 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,387 Not going to happen again. 805 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,056 - Do you know how much money that ended up costing us? 806 00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:33,558 - I know. - $3,000. 807 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:34,993 You hear that, Jeremy? 808 00:46:34,993 --> 00:46:36,461 You ever get caught doing something like that, 809 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,163 it'll cost you a year of community college. 810 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,899 - Don't worry, I learned my lesson. 811 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,287 - All right, now, remember, 812 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:08,026 you have to finish all 18 holes to be declared the drink king. 813 00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:09,760 So pace yourselves. 814 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,797 Y'all have your maps of this year's course. 815 00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:14,632 Par is 74 again. 816 00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:17,802 Remember, when you're finished, sign your scorecards. 817 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:19,270 You know what, 818 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,372 I should just ahead and give this to Tug right now. 819 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:23,975 (laughing) 820 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:27,078 Hey, Johnny, I'm so glad you could make it. 821 00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:29,114 We've got you paired up with Miss Beasley, Tug, and me. 822 00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:30,815 - What's going on here? - We're golfing. 823 00:47:30,815 --> 00:47:33,451 Listen, don't worry about trying to win this thing, all right? 824 00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:36,321 'Cause, uh, Tugger's a lock. 825 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:37,655 Starting on the back nine of the gym. 826 00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,324 You ready? 827 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:41,526 * 828 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,928 Okay. 829 00:47:42,928 --> 00:47:44,762 Starting off easy. 830 00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:45,830 Par three. 831 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,832 All we need to do is one shot. 832 00:47:47,832 --> 00:47:51,002 You can do two for a birdie and so on. 833 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,538 But you should probably pace yourself. 834 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,473 Red are for the ladies. 835 00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:57,475 A little less potent. 836 00:47:57,475 --> 00:48:00,045 - Larry, I really shouldn't be doing this. 837 00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:02,380 - Come on, John, it's Jell-O. 838 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,815 Ladies first. 839 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:10,388 Oh, right down the middle of the fairway. 840 00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:29,107 Number 12. 841 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:34,179 Here we have a 573-yard dog leg left with a pond. 842 00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:35,013 Par 5. 843 00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:38,383 As usual, Tug's honors. 844 00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:40,085 Whoa. 845 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:42,153 Let's see if McKee can keep up 846 00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:46,657 his respectable even par pace. 847 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,330 Whoa. 848 00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:54,832 Whoa, McKee! 849 00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:56,968 Throwing his pace right out the window. 850 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:28,099 A hole in one at the 18th! 851 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,101 - Woo-hoo! Yeah! 852 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:34,139 - At the end of nine, John McKee! 853 00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:39,577 Leading the field with the ridiculous 11 under par! 854 00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:42,613 - Nine? 855 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,015 I thought that was 18. 856 00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:48,753 - No, we started on the back nine. 857 00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:56,394 - * Joy to the world 858 00:49:56,394 --> 00:50:01,932 * The Lord is come, let earth * 859 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:04,269 - How do you do it, Cap? 860 00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,704 I mean, how do-- how-- how-- how do you keep them 861 00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:09,207 from getting to you? 862 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:10,875 - They're sophomores. 863 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,611 It's the year they all grow up. 864 00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,480 Sort of. 865 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,249 They have so many new experiences 866 00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:21,819 and new truths revealed to them, Dorothy. 867 00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:23,020 Their heads are spinning, 868 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,989 trying to figure out which way to go. 869 00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:26,724 Remain a child, become an adult. 870 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:33,431 I'm not too sure which way to go either. 871 00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,666 - You know, this is about the only crazy thing 872 00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,135 that I do in my life. 873 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:45,743 You don't know what I'd give to have them look at me 874 00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,412 the way that they look at you. 875 00:50:47,412 --> 00:50:49,280 - Nah. 876 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,551 History gives me so many ways to break the rules. 877 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,087 Mathematics isn't so easy for that. 878 00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,088 - (sighs) 879 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:59,357 I hate these tests. 880 00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:01,226 I hate teaching for these tests. 881 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,694 That's no way to get them to see the magic. 882 00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:07,432 - I know. I know. 883 00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:14,505 Mm. 884 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:18,543 Makes you feel young. 885 00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,245 - (sputters) 886 00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:25,416 * 887 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:31,656 - We reach the final hole! 888 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:34,252 We have a new champion! 889 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:47,432 (clapping) 890 00:52:47,432 --> 00:52:49,600 - Well done. Well done. 891 00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:04,549 - * Oh the weather outside is frightful * 892 00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:08,286 * But the fire is delightful 893 00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:12,390 * And since we've no place to go * 894 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,892 - Hi, hi, hi, uh, hi there, Officer. 895 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,261 Hi, Officer. 896 00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:17,728 No, I haven't had anything to drink. 897 00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:19,697 No, Officer, I don't drink anymore. 898 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,799 I used to. 899 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,167 Whoo, I used to. 900 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:25,169 I just had a couple of beers. 901 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,671 And a shot. 902 00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:29,139 It's a nice night we're having, Officer. 903 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:31,409 Looks like a couple flurries. 904 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:37,748 - * When we finally kiss goodnight * 905 00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:41,185 * How I hate going out in the storm * 906 00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:44,589 - Made it! 907 00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:46,524 Made it! 908 00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:48,225 - * All the way home 909 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:52,162 * I'll be warm, the fire is slowly dying * 910 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:55,065 - What am I doing? 911 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:58,235 Can't go in there. 912 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:02,239 - * But as long as you love me so * 913 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,741 * Let it snow let it snow 914 00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:05,976 * Let it snow, let it snow * 915 00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:08,646 - Oh, shoot. 916 00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:10,348 Oh, shoot. 917 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:49,153 - * Just hear those sleigh bells jingling * 918 00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:52,122 * Ring-ting-tingaling too 919 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,558 * Come on, it's lovely weather * 920 00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:55,693 * For a sleigh ride together with you * 921 00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:58,262 * Outside the snow is falling 922 00:54:58,262 --> 00:55:00,531 * And friends are calling yoo hoo * 923 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:01,932 * Come on, it's lovely weather 924 00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,401 - Oh my God. 925 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:05,970 - * For a sleigh ride together with you * 926 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,505 - Oh my God. 927 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:08,706 - * Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, let's go * 928 00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:09,940 - Oh my God. 929 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,108 - * Let's look at the show 930 00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:12,843 - (screaming) 931 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:15,012 - * We're riding in a wonderland of snow * 932 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,614 - Mom, is Dad home yet? 933 00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:19,517 - No, he must be having the time of his life over there. 934 00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:24,054 - * We're gliding along with a song of a wintry fairy land * 935 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:28,493 * Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we * 936 00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,395 - Did you get the paper? 937 00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:32,329 - Not yet. 938 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:35,065 - * Let's take that road before us * 939 00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:36,434 * And sing a chorus or two 940 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:39,103 - Hey, Mom, Dad's car's out here. 941 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,405 - What, honey? 942 00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:41,506 - The key! 943 00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:44,642 The key! The key! 944 00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:46,043 - Dad? 945 00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:50,080 - * Farmer Gray, it'll be the perfect ending * 946 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,016 * Of a perfect day 947 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,684 - Dad! 948 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,186 - The keys. 949 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,187 - Dad! 950 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,389 - The keys. 951 00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,157 - What? - The keys. 952 00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:02,026 Start the car. Turn the heat up. 953 00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:07,064 - * There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy * 954 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,499 - What happened? 955 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,602 - Turn the heat up. The heat. 956 00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:13,871 Shut the door. Shut the door. 957 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,008 (air blows) 958 00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:29,086 Hey, kiddo. 959 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:32,923 - Hey, Dad. 960 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:38,929 - I won that golf tournament. 961 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:41,365 - How you doing? 962 00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:43,734 - Good. 963 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,906 - You're parked on the front lawn. 964 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,542 - I know. 965 00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:55,245 Love you, son. 966 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,781 - I love you too, Dad. 967 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:01,385 - Careful. Careful! 968 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:02,953 Careful. 969 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:05,055 (groaning) 970 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:11,095 (groaning) 971 00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:31,849 How's it look? 972 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,987 - Pretty good. 973 00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:45,229 Do you want me to park the car in the driveway? 974 00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:48,065 - Sure. 975 00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:51,168 - Sweet! 976 00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:56,807 - Just put her in reverse and back her up slowly. 977 00:58:00,745 --> 00:58:02,212 - (engine revs) - Easy. Easy. 978 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,749 Not too much gas. Just enough to get her going. 979 00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:07,785 - Okay. 980 00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:10,087 - * Come on, it's lovely weather * 981 00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:13,758 * For a sleigh ride together with you * 982 00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:16,026 * Outside the snow is falling 983 00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,996 * And friends are calling yoo hoo * 984 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:21,866 * Come on, it's lovely weather * 985 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,935 * For a sleigh ride together with you * 986 00:58:30,641 --> 00:58:33,544 - How are things going with Lucille? 987 00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:35,746 - Really good. 988 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:37,281 She's really cool, Dad. 989 00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:40,384 - You don't mind having me 990 00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:43,220 at school there with you, do you? 991 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:46,123 - No. It's kinda nice. 992 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:50,227 - It's nice getting to see my boy growing up. 993 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:51,629 Missed too much over the years. 994 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,832 - It's nice having you around. 995 00:58:56,867 --> 00:59:01,739 - We probably shouldn't tell your mother about this. 996 00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:04,041 Not just yet anyway. 997 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,043 - Okay, Dad. 998 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,682 - There's my pants. 999 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:18,555 What's for breakfast? 1000 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:22,326 - Mom, Dad's home. 1001 00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:24,128 - It's about time. 1002 00:59:24,128 --> 00:59:25,696 - Oh, looks great, hon. 1003 00:59:25,696 --> 00:59:27,698 - Place should be spotless after a whole night of cleaning. 1004 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:30,234 What happened to your face? 1005 00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:34,504 - I threw up in the car and fell asleep and it froze 1006 00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:35,706 and stuck me right to the window. 1007 00:59:35,706 --> 00:59:38,676 - Oh, John, that's gross. 1008 00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:41,278 It's good to see you finally learned your lesson. 1009 00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:42,613 I hope it wasn't too hard 1010 00:59:42,613 --> 00:59:44,381 to resist your new friends at the school. 1011 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,316 - You know me, hon, I'm a rock. 1012 00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:50,554 - Yeah, you're a rock, all right. 1013 00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:53,658 - * Don we now our gay apparel * 1014 00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:56,393 * Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 1015 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:59,363 * Troll the ancient yuletide carol * 1016 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:01,932 * Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la * 1017 01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:08,305 - I like rice. 1018 01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:09,974 I bet you like rice too. 1019 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:20,751 - Oh, that is nasty. 1020 01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:23,654 But still kind of funny. 1021 01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:24,855 Are you going to give it to Lionel? 1022 01:00:24,855 --> 01:00:28,092 - No, he doesn't need it anymore. 1023 01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:37,167 - One plus two is... 1024 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,635 - Three. 1025 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:41,205 - 12 minus three is... 1026 01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:42,840 - Nine. 1027 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,109 - They all lead back to nine. 1028 01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:46,610 - Try 50. 1029 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:49,079 - Five and zero is five. 1030 01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,348 50 minus 5 is 45. 1031 01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:52,516 Four and five is nine. 1032 01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:54,685 - That's so strange. 1033 01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:56,553 - It works with every number. 1034 01:00:56,553 --> 01:01:00,324 - But what does it mean? 1035 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:04,028 - What does that mean? 1036 01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:09,666 That's exactly what I want to teach the most. 1037 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:12,970 - Thanks, Miss Hutz. 1038 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:14,805 I always hated math until you. 1039 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:23,948 - 55! 56! 1040 01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:26,150 57! 1041 01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:28,318 58! 1042 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:32,790 - See you guys on Monday. 1043 01:01:32,790 --> 01:01:34,825 - You got your uncle's ID? 1044 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:39,563 - Nine. - Shut up, dude. 1045 01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:40,564 - Do they even proof you? 1046 01:01:40,564 --> 01:01:42,199 - Not every time. 1047 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,801 - I'm going to be 21 in six months. 1048 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,170 I'm making a 15-year-old kid get the beer. 1049 01:01:46,170 --> 01:01:47,838 - It's cool, babyface. 1050 01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,273 - I'll put in once we stop at the ATM. 1051 01:01:49,273 --> 01:01:50,574 - Cool. I'm going to pick up Willie, 1052 01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:52,076 and we'll all meet back here. 1053 01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,510 You sure you're cool with your mom's car? 1054 01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:56,046 - Oh yeah, she's working till six. 1055 01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:58,248 We should get going though, Puffy's in the car. 1056 01:01:58,248 --> 01:01:59,950 - Puffy? 1057 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:02,552 - My dog, he was lonely at home, 1058 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:03,653 so I thought we'd take him with us. 1059 01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:04,989 - Puffy's crazy, man. 1060 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,957 He humps more legs than you, Blank. 1061 01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:09,794 - Let's get going! - Easy there, cowboy. 1062 01:02:09,794 --> 01:02:11,195 - I want to drink! 1063 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:12,897 * 1064 01:02:16,934 --> 01:02:18,235 - * It's the most wonderful time of the year * 1065 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,371 (cheering) 1066 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,675 * With the kids jingle belling and everyone * 1067 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:28,545 - You know, a dog taking a poop is the funniest thing to me. 1068 01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:31,415 - (laughing) 1069 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:32,582 That is funny. 1070 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,517 - Yo. 1071 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:38,555 - Let's put the keg back here. 1072 01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:41,725 I don't want my mom to smell it. 1073 01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:43,994 - Puffy should take care of that. 1074 01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:46,196 - * Holiday greetings and gay happy meetings * 1075 01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:48,332 * When friends come to call 1076 01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:49,733 - Hey, Puffy. 1077 01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:54,571 * It's the happiest season of all * 1078 01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:57,241 - Ooh, Puffy got worms. 1079 01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:00,744 - * Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow * 1080 01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:02,446 - Here comes another one! 1081 01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:05,049 * Scary ghost stories, and tales of the glories * 1082 01:03:05,049 --> 01:03:09,053 * Of Christmases long, long ago * 1083 01:03:09,053 --> 01:03:12,522 * It's the most wonderful time of the year * 1084 01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,825 - Oh, shit. 1085 01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,026 - It was an accident! 1086 01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:18,863 I held on too long! 1087 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:23,700 - You kids are dead! 1088 01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:26,470 - Look at that guy. 1089 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,605 - * Caroling out in the snow 1090 01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:29,874 * There'll be scary ghost stories * 1091 01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:31,108 - They probably hit him with a snowball. 1092 01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:32,709 - * And tales of the glories 1093 01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:34,778 * And of Christmases long, long ago * 1094 01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:37,848 * It's the most wonderful time of the year * 1095 01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:40,084 - You're fucking dead! 1096 01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:42,953 - * There will be much mistletoeing and hearts-- * 1097 01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:45,589 - It was an accident. 1098 01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:49,059 - Come on, guys. 1099 01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:52,029 - So Willie told me 1100 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:53,898 to pick him up at his aunt's house, 1101 01:03:53,898 --> 01:03:56,233 but you're saying it's not really his aunt's house? 1102 01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:58,068 - He doesn't want anyone to know, 1103 01:03:58,068 --> 01:04:00,070 but him and his family moved to Clairmont, 1104 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:01,805 so he had to start faking his address 1105 01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:04,141 so he could keep going to school with us. 1106 01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:07,411 - I'm gonna mess with Willie. 1107 01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:09,279 * 1108 01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:14,518 - Excuse me, can you help me with this? 1109 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:15,519 - Sure. 1110 01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,524 - I'm going to need some plastic cups too. 1111 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,927 The red ones, preferably. 1112 01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:24,128 (register beeps) 1113 01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:25,429 - 62.30. 1114 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,036 - Would you like to see some ID? 1115 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,772 - That's okay, sir. 1116 01:04:35,772 --> 01:04:38,742 - * I went to the window 1117 01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:42,812 * And I saw something there 1118 01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:46,250 * The kids all have off from school * 1119 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:50,054 * That's 'cause he's here 1120 01:04:52,856 --> 01:04:54,058 - Hey, Eddie! 1121 01:04:55,425 --> 01:04:56,726 - I'm not Eddie. 1122 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:57,827 I'm Uncle Jose. 1123 01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:00,297 - Oh, sorry. 1124 01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:02,299 I thought you were someone else. 1125 01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:04,834 - That's okay. 1126 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:07,137 We're going to be at Blank's house. 1127 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,112 - Nice. 1128 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:19,349 - Okay. Here we go. 1129 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:21,585 (grunting) 1130 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,387 - Put it there. 1131 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,793 - I'm good right here. 1132 01:05:29,793 --> 01:05:31,461 Hold on a second. 1133 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,273 There we go. 1134 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,817 - His parents are dentists, right? 1135 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:56,220 - Yep. 1136 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:59,156 - Willie's little secret. 1137 01:06:00,357 --> 01:06:01,391 (tires skidding) 1138 01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:03,560 - Whoa! 1139 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,595 Sorry, it's totally icy. 1140 01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:07,531 - That's okay. 1141 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:22,446 (growls) 1142 01:06:33,257 --> 01:06:34,791 - I gotta get some money. 1143 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,593 - Take your time. 1144 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,862 - Oh, Puffy, are you okay? 1145 01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:41,331 - * A house at the top of a hill * 1146 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,035 - (groans) 1147 01:06:52,576 --> 01:06:54,511 Sorry, guys. 1148 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,387 (ATM beeps) 1149 01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:24,441 - * Snow dear, my moon's come a shine * 1150 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,376 * Through pine, holly moon hawks sleep * 1151 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,078 * Let her scrap through the failure * 1152 01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:30,414 - Puffy, you locked the doors. 1153 01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:31,781 Ugh. 1154 01:07:31,781 --> 01:07:35,285 Puffy locked the doors. 1155 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:38,155 Can you climb through and unlock them? 1156 01:07:38,155 --> 01:07:40,090 - I don't think so. 1157 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:42,092 You want me to call the auto club? 1158 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,161 - I can't believe this. 1159 01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:45,662 I'm so sorry. 1160 01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:48,098 - That's okay. 1161 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:50,800 - You're the best, Eddie. 1162 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,436 God. 1163 01:07:52,436 --> 01:07:55,272 * Every trail leads to your heart * 1164 01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:57,841 * It's time marry 1165 01:07:57,841 --> 01:08:00,477 (engine revs) 1166 01:08:14,057 --> 01:08:16,526 * From your side I'll never part * 1167 01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:19,129 * Every trail leads to your heart * 1168 01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:23,500 Eddie, why are the wheels spinning? 1169 01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:30,874 - I think you have the car in drive. 1170 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:35,111 - Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1171 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:39,416 (screaming) 1172 01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:43,753 (screaming) 1173 01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:46,456 - Hi, I'm locked inside a car 1174 01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:49,859 and it's beginning to drive itself. 1175 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:52,262 Yes, I'll hold. 1176 01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:56,099 - Eddie! Eddie! 1177 01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:59,102 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1178 01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:00,470 Eddie! 1179 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,439 (screaming) 1180 01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,641 Oh my God! 1181 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,376 Eddie! 1182 01:09:08,278 --> 01:09:10,380 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1183 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:11,781 Eddie! 1184 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:13,450 Oh my God! 1185 01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:16,186 - * I've been hitting some hard rock mine * 1186 01:09:16,186 --> 01:09:18,388 * And thought you knows * 1187 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,656 - Oh, my God, Eddie! 1188 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,891 Eddie! 1189 01:09:25,595 --> 01:09:27,864 Oh, my God! 1190 01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:38,508 - Hey, Willie. - Hey, Blank. 1191 01:09:41,245 --> 01:09:44,581 - I'm glad you go to school with us. 1192 01:09:44,581 --> 01:09:46,583 - Me too. 1193 01:09:48,385 --> 01:09:51,455 - You know, our mom can talk to your aunt. 1194 01:09:51,455 --> 01:09:53,323 You could probably live with us if you want. 1195 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:57,227 - Thanks, Blank. 1196 01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:58,595 - Any time, Willie. 1197 01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:04,834 - Okay, here's my situation. 1198 01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:16,346 - (gasps) 1199 01:10:17,581 --> 01:10:19,983 - Did you get them? - All set, Pammy. 1200 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:21,451 Where should he meet you? 1201 01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:23,219 - Oh my God, someone's coming! 1202 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,825 - Um, yes. 1203 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:30,294 She has a red jacket 1204 01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:32,929 and she'll be ducking behind some bushes. 1205 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:40,337 - Oh, look, Gilbert, there's a puppy in there. 1206 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,272 Hey, little fella. 1207 01:10:42,272 --> 01:10:45,942 - It looks like he drove this car into the bushes. 1208 01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:47,511 - Are you scared? 1209 01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,079 Did you lose control of your automobile? 1210 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:50,980 - (inhales) 1211 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:14,938 - Oh, the poor little guy is locked in there. 1212 01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:20,777 - Well, I guess we should go call the police. 1213 01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:30,086 - How's it going? - (gasps) 1214 01:11:30,086 --> 01:11:32,055 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1215 01:11:32,055 --> 01:11:34,858 Thank you. Thank you. 1216 01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,960 - Is that your car? 1217 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,163 - Yeah. 1218 01:11:40,163 --> 01:11:41,865 - How old are you? 1219 01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:43,400 - I'm 17. - Come on. 1220 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,370 I was driving my parents' car when I was 14 too. 1221 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,971 - I'm 15. 1222 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:50,073 (inhales) 1223 01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,741 Unless my mom finds out about this. 1224 01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:54,544 - I hear you. 1225 01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:56,646 - Be careful. 1226 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:14,931 - Hey buddy. 1227 01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:17,000 How's it going back there? 1228 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,769 - Pretty good. Thanks. 1229 01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,375 - Oh my God. Oh my God! 1230 01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:27,377 Thank you, thank you. 1231 01:12:27,377 --> 01:12:29,145 Oh, thank you so much! 1232 01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:31,347 Oh! 1233 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:33,517 Thank you! 1234 01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:34,784 - Want me to push you out? 1235 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:37,587 - You're awesome. Come on, Puffy! 1236 01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:46,896 (sighs) 1237 01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:14,824 * 1238 01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:36,480 - * I want to wake you from your dream * 1239 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,782 * I want to know just who you're talking to * 1240 01:13:38,782 --> 01:13:40,650 * When you're singing in your sleep * 1241 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:43,186 * I want to find out what it means * 1242 01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:46,322 * Do you love me? 1243 01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:47,457 (cheering) 1244 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,296 * A thousand words I want to say * 1245 01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:55,198 * But it's impossible to spit 'em out * 1246 01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,501 * I can barely make a sound 1247 01:13:57,501 --> 01:14:02,438 * Do you love me, love me? * 1248 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,641 * Now we're fine, all right * 1249 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,411 - What-cha doing, boys? - Jeez, you scared me. 1250 01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,213 - Just watching Honey Brubaker play tennis. 1251 01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:14,951 - It is a sight to behold. 1252 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,854 - Check out that dude. 1253 01:14:17,854 --> 01:14:19,989 It's so funny how dudes can walk around 1254 01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:21,390 without their shirts on. 1255 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:24,528 Look at this guy, bare-chested. 1256 01:14:24,528 --> 01:14:26,129 It's funny. 1257 01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:28,765 - There's places where girls can do that too. 1258 01:14:28,765 --> 01:14:29,733 - Where? 1259 01:14:29,733 --> 01:14:31,568 - There's some places, dude. 1260 01:14:31,568 --> 01:14:34,604 You'll be surprised. 1261 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:37,340 - Why can't it be like that around here? 1262 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,308 Yeah. 1263 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,778 Shit, you know? 1264 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:42,946 - I know. 1265 01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:46,816 - We gotta go in. 1266 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:49,385 - Getting too hot out here for you, boys? 1267 01:14:49,385 --> 01:14:51,420 - Said we'd meet Lenny in the library. 1268 01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:54,323 - Out here looking at his sister, huh? 1269 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:56,092 - See you. - Yeah. 1270 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:59,362 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1271 01:14:59,362 --> 01:15:01,998 * 1272 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:06,770 - Man, we're running out of time. 1273 01:15:06,770 --> 01:15:08,337 She's gonna graduate soon. 1274 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:11,107 - You're not talking about that again. 1275 01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:12,909 - We still have the summer. 1276 01:15:12,909 --> 01:15:14,911 - It's gotta happen before school ends. 1277 01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,980 I can feel it. 1278 01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,826 - I'd like to take this one out, Miss Kleppy. 1279 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:31,360 - Oh, "A Wrinkle in Time". 1280 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,696 This is a great book. 1281 01:15:32,696 --> 01:15:35,732 It hasn't been signed out in years. 1282 01:15:35,732 --> 01:15:37,967 Oh, you forgot to sign the card. 1283 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:39,736 - Oh, sorry. 1284 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:57,587 Oh my God. 1285 01:15:57,587 --> 01:15:59,756 - Hm? - Look. 1286 01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:04,393 Honey Brubaker was the last person to take this book out. 1287 01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:06,462 - So? - That's the sign. 1288 01:16:06,462 --> 01:16:07,897 It's gonna happen. 1289 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,366 Miss Kleppy, do you know what the weather's 1290 01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:11,835 supposed to be like this weekend? 1291 01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:13,369 - Oh, they say very warm. 1292 01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:15,471 - Thanks. - That's stupid. 1293 01:16:15,471 --> 01:16:16,840 - You're stupid. 1294 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,009 It's this Saturday, I feel it. 1295 01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:32,588 - Hey, uh, Lenny, what-cha doing this weekend? 1296 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,591 - Probably playing board games with my family. 1297 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,960 - You wanna sleep over? 1298 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:37,794 These two are. 1299 01:16:37,794 --> 01:16:40,396 - Sure, that'd be cool. 1300 01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:41,965 - Cool. Saturday? 1301 01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,767 - Sure. 1302 01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:49,238 - Um, maybe we should sleep at your house instead, Lenny. 1303 01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:51,675 It's a lot more fun than Bob's. 1304 01:16:51,675 --> 01:16:53,476 No offense, Bob. 1305 01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,078 - No, no, that's cool with me. 1306 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:59,182 - I'll have to ask my parents, but it should be fine. 1307 01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:01,084 - Cool. 1308 01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:06,122 * 1309 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:31,080 - Um, pumpkin. 1310 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,750 - I have that one. - Me too. 1311 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,919 - Crud. - Okay. 1312 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,254 It looks like Bob is the big winner. 1313 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:41,557 - He's always so lucky. 1314 01:17:41,557 --> 01:17:42,959 (door opens) 1315 01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:44,861 - Oh, Honey's home already. 1316 01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:47,396 - Hey, everybody. 1317 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:49,532 - Hi, Honey. - Hi, Honey. 1318 01:17:49,532 --> 01:17:51,634 - Did you have fun? 1319 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:53,202 - Yeah, it was okay. 1320 01:17:53,202 --> 01:17:54,603 - Care to join us? 1321 01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:56,672 - I think I'm gonna go to bed. 1322 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,775 Have fun though. Goodnight. 1323 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:00,710 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1324 01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:04,981 - What's next? 1325 01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:07,316 - (yawns) 1326 01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:09,552 I'm kind of tired myself. 1327 01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:11,721 - Oh, yeah, me too. 1328 01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:13,489 Think I'm gonna hit the hay. 1329 01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:15,792 - Me too. 1330 01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:18,427 - What are you guys talking about? 1331 01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:21,464 - I just think we could all use a little extra rest. 1332 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:22,732 It's good for our bones. 1333 01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:24,200 - What the hell are you talking about? 1334 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,835 - Just wait 'till you're our age, Lenny. 1335 01:18:25,835 --> 01:18:28,037 You'll know what Bob's talking about. 1336 01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:30,339 - I guess that's it then. 1337 01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:32,341 - You guys are so weird. 1338 01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:37,814 * 1339 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:44,988 - Don't you guys wanna stay up all night? 1340 01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:47,891 We can sneak out into the streets and run around. 1341 01:18:47,891 --> 01:18:50,393 - I'm really tired, Len. 1342 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:52,461 - You guys are so gay. 1343 01:19:23,659 --> 01:19:26,195 (door opens) 1344 01:19:46,182 --> 01:19:48,551 - Jeff, Jeff! She's, she's- - 1345 01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:52,856 - Huh? - She's-- She's out there. 1346 01:19:52,856 --> 01:19:55,158 - No way! - Shh. 1347 01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:57,260 She's out there. 1348 01:19:57,260 --> 01:20:02,131 - Come on, guys. Don't you wanna go do something? 1349 01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:04,934 - He's talking in his sleep. 1350 01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:19,082 * 1351 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:47,510 (bangs) 1352 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:48,945 - Sorry. 1353 01:21:20,443 --> 01:21:23,046 - I can't believe it. 1354 01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:28,617 - Oh my God. Oh my God. 1355 01:22:05,121 --> 01:22:09,492 - Bob. - Get back over here. 1356 01:22:09,492 --> 01:22:11,027 - Come on. 1357 01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:28,677 - Bob, no, no. 1358 01:23:16,892 --> 01:23:18,727 (screaming) 1359 01:24:26,329 --> 01:24:27,730 - Hi. 1360 01:24:28,964 --> 01:24:30,633 - Hi. 1361 01:24:30,633 --> 01:24:33,236 - Mind if I join you? 1362 01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:38,341 - Um, no. Go ahead. 1363 01:24:47,116 --> 01:24:50,553 - How are you? 1364 01:24:50,553 --> 01:24:53,922 - Pretty good. 1365 01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:57,726 - Did you like what you saw? 1366 01:24:57,726 --> 01:24:59,762 - I guess. 1367 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:02,431 A little. 1368 01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:06,602 - I always wondered if I slept walk. 1369 01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:09,104 Sometimes I'd wake up at the wrong end of the bed. 1370 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:11,240 - You didn't know that you did it? 1371 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,108 - Do you think I'd sleep without a shirt on then? 1372 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,777 - Probably not. 1373 01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:19,982 It's pretty cool that you made it all the way down here. 1374 01:25:19,982 --> 01:25:21,917 - Yeah, it's so weird. 1375 01:25:21,917 --> 01:25:25,288 - It's c-c-cool. Sorry. 1376 01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:27,756 I stutter around beauty. 1377 01:25:30,293 --> 01:25:32,995 - What were you trying to do? Kiss me? 1378 01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:38,000 - I did kiss you, couldn't help it. 1379 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,302 You looked so good. 1380 01:25:40,869 --> 01:25:43,439 - It's okay, Bobby. 1381 01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:45,541 - You're really nice, Honey. 1382 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:48,411 - Are you going to tell Lenny? 1383 01:25:48,411 --> 01:25:52,448 - I don't think he'd ever let us sleep over again. 1384 01:25:52,448 --> 01:25:56,952 - You know, Bob, you're really cute. 1385 01:25:56,952 --> 01:25:59,922 I'm sure you've thought about girls in a funny way. 1386 01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:05,661 Probably thinking some are sexy and that's fine. 1387 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:09,365 But people are so much more than that too. 1388 01:26:09,365 --> 01:26:14,303 Even you guys deserve to be treated as whole people. 1389 01:26:14,303 --> 01:26:17,673 I know sometimes it's hard and you start feeling horny, 1390 01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:22,144 but I hope you can remember that other people's feelings 1391 01:26:22,144 --> 01:26:25,448 are really, really important, okay? 1392 01:26:25,448 --> 01:26:27,350 - Sure. 1393 01:26:27,350 --> 01:26:30,185 I'm reading "A Wrinkle in Time." 1394 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:33,822 - I love that book. - Yeah, it's really good. 1395 01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:38,694 - Time for bed, huh? 1396 01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:41,730 - Yeah, I think I'm going to stay down here for a while. 1397 01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:43,866 - Okay. 1398 01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:46,101 It was nice talking to you, Bob. 1399 01:26:46,101 --> 01:26:49,472 - You too, Honey. 1400 01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:55,644 - Hey, Bob... 1401 01:26:55,644 --> 01:26:58,414 sweet dreams. 1402 01:27:02,785 --> 01:27:03,986 - * I wanna wake you from your dreams * 1403 01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:05,220 - See you guys. 1404 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,689 Try not to be such lame-os next time. 1405 01:27:06,689 --> 01:27:10,225 - See you, Lenny. 1406 01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:14,397 - See you guys. - See you, Lionel. 1407 01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:22,271 - What happened? - Where'd you go? 1408 01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:24,873 - Stayed in the basement for a while. 1409 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:27,042 - Can't believe she didn't wake up her parents 1410 01:27:27,042 --> 01:27:30,112 and have your balls chopped off. 1411 01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:31,380 - She came back downstairs. 1412 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:32,981 - Yeah right. 1413 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:34,750 - She did. - No way. 1414 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,218 - What'd she say? 1415 01:27:36,218 --> 01:27:38,321 - Some cool stuff. 1416 01:27:38,321 --> 01:27:39,822 She's really nice. 1417 01:27:39,822 --> 01:27:42,925 - Her tits were so nice. 1418 01:27:42,925 --> 01:27:44,126 - Don't say that. 1419 01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:45,961 - What do you mean? 1420 01:27:45,961 --> 01:27:49,298 - Just don't say that, she's a person, you know? 1421 01:27:49,298 --> 01:27:51,033 You gotta respect people. 1422 01:27:51,033 --> 01:27:54,002 - Sorry. 1423 01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,871 - That's okay. 1424 01:27:55,871 --> 01:27:58,273 She did look really good. 1425 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:01,810 - Yeah, she did. 1426 01:28:01,810 --> 01:28:03,479 * 1427 01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:12,254 - Well, class, this is it. 1428 01:28:12,254 --> 01:28:15,057 I always hated the last day of school. 1429 01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:17,159 Oh, boy. 1430 01:28:17,159 --> 01:28:18,694 - We're going to miss you, Cap. 1431 01:28:18,694 --> 01:28:21,864 - By the end of the day, you'll no longer be sophomores. 1432 01:28:21,864 --> 01:28:23,532 How does that feel? 1433 01:28:23,532 --> 01:28:26,301 I'm sure you've been through quite a lot this year. 1434 01:28:27,703 --> 01:28:29,938 Been some crazy adventures out there. 1435 01:28:31,674 --> 01:28:34,209 I hope it's been as entertaining in here. 1436 01:28:34,209 --> 01:28:37,480 - Um, Cap, I just wanted to say thank you 1437 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,948 for teaching us to question things. 1438 01:28:39,948 --> 01:28:41,917 I feel a lot smarter now. 1439 01:28:41,917 --> 01:28:44,687 Now I'm never just going to follow what someone else says, 1440 01:28:44,687 --> 01:28:47,189 no matter how much pressure there is from them. 1441 01:28:47,189 --> 01:28:49,291 - Thank you, Jeremy. 1442 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:52,961 And thank you for the music. 1443 01:28:52,961 --> 01:28:57,165 Miss Lucille introduced me a little folk singer. 1444 01:28:57,165 --> 01:29:00,068 I am forever grateful. 1445 01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:03,506 Oh serpentine. 1446 01:29:03,506 --> 01:29:06,174 Now she's a patriot. 1447 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:08,577 Fighting the good fight. 1448 01:29:08,577 --> 01:29:13,382 Now, class, what are we going to do with ourselves? 1449 01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:17,386 How are we going to fight the good fight? 1450 01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:21,457 Each of us has something to do. 1451 01:29:21,457 --> 01:29:25,227 Time to make a little history of our own. 1452 01:29:25,227 --> 01:29:28,296 Let's learn the lessons of our past 1453 01:29:28,296 --> 01:29:31,400 and let's make things better. 1454 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:35,103 We're living here now. 1455 01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:37,506 This is our adventure. 1456 01:29:37,506 --> 01:29:42,545 So I ask you, class, what's your idea? 1457 01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:45,614 How would you like to benefit mankind? 1458 01:29:45,614 --> 01:29:48,617 What would you like to change? 1459 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:49,852 Sam. 1460 01:29:49,852 --> 01:29:52,020 - You know what I want to change? 1461 01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,457 I want to make it so girls can walk around 1462 01:29:54,457 --> 01:29:55,924 with their shirts off. 1463 01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:57,693 Really, I'm serious. 1464 01:29:57,693 --> 01:29:59,628 Guys can do it wherever they want. 1465 01:29:59,628 --> 01:30:02,465 There shouldn't be a law that forbids girls from doing it. 1466 01:30:02,465 --> 01:30:03,699 Girls are beautiful. 1467 01:30:03,699 --> 01:30:04,933 - Don't sit around and think things 1468 01:30:04,933 --> 01:30:06,435 are going to happen on their own. 1469 01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:08,837 They're not. You have to take charge. 1470 01:30:08,837 --> 01:30:12,541 Figure out how you'd like things to be and then go forward. 1471 01:30:12,541 --> 01:30:15,478 See, you all have a vision of how the world could be 1472 01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:18,614 and you need to set your sights high. 1473 01:30:18,614 --> 01:30:21,183 Who cares if history tells us it can't be done. 1474 01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:22,651 Maybe it hasn't been done yet 1475 01:30:22,651 --> 01:30:25,588 because history's been looking for you. 1476 01:30:25,588 --> 01:30:27,490 Everything starts with an idea. 1477 01:30:27,490 --> 01:30:29,958 - We have to take action! 1478 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,560 - Right, Jeremy, action. 1479 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:34,196 Lucille, how are you going to implement your vision? 1480 01:30:34,196 --> 01:30:38,667 - I was just thinking I'd start a newsletter with good lyrics 1481 01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:41,904 and I was thinking I might try to learn guitar myself. 1482 01:30:41,904 --> 01:30:43,005 And share a little. 1483 01:30:43,005 --> 01:30:44,573 - Perfect. 1484 01:30:44,573 --> 01:30:46,575 See, there's no standard way to achieve something 1485 01:30:46,575 --> 01:30:49,144 'cause there's no standard person. 1486 01:30:49,144 --> 01:30:50,445 Sam. 1487 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:52,981 How do you plan on achieving your goal? 1488 01:30:52,981 --> 01:30:55,150 - I was thinking I might just stand on the roof of the school, 1489 01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:57,319 raise my arms and it'll happen. 1490 01:30:57,319 --> 01:31:00,255 - Brilliant. 1491 01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:01,657 (sighs) 1492 01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:05,227 Oh, class, we're all here at this time, 1493 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:08,463 living our lives 1494 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:10,499 trying to figure out where to go with them. 1495 01:31:10,499 --> 01:31:12,968 As our dear Miss Helen Keller said, 1496 01:31:12,968 --> 01:31:15,137 life is either a daring adventure 1497 01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,739 or nothing at all. 1498 01:31:16,739 --> 01:31:21,243 It is awe-inspiring for me to be sharing this life with you 1499 01:31:21,243 --> 01:31:22,711 and the more you inspire me, 1500 01:31:22,711 --> 01:31:24,713 the more I want to pass it on. 1501 01:31:24,713 --> 01:31:29,718 I hope I pass some of that on to you this year. 1502 01:31:29,718 --> 01:31:34,890 So when you go out there into that world, 1503 01:31:34,890 --> 01:31:37,960 you make it better out there. 1504 01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:01,183 - * This is goodbye 1505 01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:05,888 * Oh this is goodbye * 1506 01:32:12,394 --> 01:32:15,263 - Hey, man. - Hey, guys. 1507 01:32:15,263 --> 01:32:18,000 - Last day with Hutz? 1508 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:21,770 - Lionel becomes a freaking math whiz. 1509 01:32:21,770 --> 01:32:23,105 Maybe you can get on that show. 1510 01:32:23,105 --> 01:32:25,540 - This is freaking weird. 1511 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,010 - Mr. Blank, ready to graduate? 1512 01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:29,444 - Weird. 1513 01:32:29,444 --> 01:32:31,513 - What are you going to do with yourself? 1514 01:32:31,513 --> 01:32:33,315 - I don't know. 1515 01:32:33,315 --> 01:32:36,018 Live with Willie. 1516 01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,920 - What? 1517 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,723 - Thomas Chatham! 1518 01:32:42,290 --> 01:32:45,227 You're a good kid. 1519 01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:47,663 Don't you ever forget it. 1520 01:32:47,663 --> 01:32:51,934 After today, you're a sophomore. 1521 01:32:57,606 --> 01:32:59,074 - Where did you get that? 1522 01:33:00,676 --> 01:33:02,277 - Hey, Jeremy, 1523 01:33:02,277 --> 01:33:03,912 I heard your dad's not going to be here next year. 1524 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:06,915 - No, he's going back to the brokerage house. 1525 01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,084 I guess this year was enough for him. 1526 01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:11,553 Says he's going to cut back his hours though. 1527 01:33:11,553 --> 01:33:13,455 He's not going to slave for the man anymore. 1528 01:33:13,455 --> 01:33:16,959 I think I might try out for the baseball team next year. 1529 01:33:16,959 --> 01:33:19,762 Needs some time to cheer on his boy. 1530 01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:23,699 - There's your boy. 1531 01:33:23,699 --> 01:33:26,301 - Yep. There's my boy. 1532 01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:35,110 - X equals 2x times 4... - (bell rings) 1533 01:33:35,110 --> 01:33:37,145 - ...minus 14. 1534 01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:42,851 Well, that's it. 1535 01:33:42,851 --> 01:33:44,586 Hope everyone has a good summer. 1536 01:33:44,586 --> 01:33:46,855 - You too, Miss Hutz. 1537 01:33:46,855 --> 01:33:49,291 - Hopefully you feel prepared for the final. 1538 01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:53,962 I'd be happy to answer any last questions. 1539 01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:56,765 So long. 1540 01:34:14,116 --> 01:34:15,183 (bell rings) 1541 01:34:15,183 --> 01:34:17,986 (cheering) 1542 01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:37,773 - Miss Hutz? 1543 01:34:37,773 --> 01:34:41,243 - Hm? Hi, Lionel. 1544 01:34:43,178 --> 01:34:45,280 - I never said I was sorry for-- 1545 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:47,282 - I know. 1546 01:34:47,282 --> 01:34:49,284 You said it. 1547 01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:53,321 - Okay. 1548 01:34:53,321 --> 01:34:55,557 I'm nervous about the test. 1549 01:34:55,557 --> 01:34:57,993 - You'll be fine. 1550 01:34:57,993 --> 01:35:00,362 - Okay. 1551 01:35:00,362 --> 01:35:03,131 Have a good summer. 1552 01:35:03,131 --> 01:35:08,036 - You know, if I didn't catch you 1553 01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:11,506 and I found that in my toilet, 1554 01:35:11,506 --> 01:35:14,877 I would have been so confused. 1555 01:35:14,877 --> 01:35:18,513 It wouldn't have been quite the shock 1556 01:35:18,513 --> 01:35:22,851 but it would have been really confusing 1557 01:35:22,851 --> 01:35:25,620 for a very long time. 1558 01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:28,323 - I guess things kind of work out then. 1559 01:35:30,859 --> 01:35:32,895 - I guess they do. 1560 01:35:32,895 --> 01:35:34,963 - Just like math. 1561 01:35:34,963 --> 01:35:36,131 When you do it right. 1562 01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:39,401 - Have a good summer. 1563 01:35:39,401 --> 01:35:40,836 - You too. 1564 01:35:43,271 --> 01:35:45,373 You're a great teacher. 1565 01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:00,989 - Hey, Sam. 1566 01:36:00,989 --> 01:36:03,792 What are you doing tonight? 1567 01:36:03,792 --> 01:36:05,894 - I don't know. 1568 01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:07,629 You wanna do something? 1569 01:36:07,629 --> 01:36:10,332 - Sure. 1570 01:36:10,332 --> 01:36:13,135 - Hey, Lionel. 1571 01:36:13,135 --> 01:36:14,102 - I know, Sam. 1572 01:36:21,443 --> 01:36:24,813 - Yeah. - Hey, Pammy. 1573 01:36:24,813 --> 01:36:26,114 Want to take a victory lap 1574 01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:27,715 in your mom's car later to celebrate? 1575 01:36:27,715 --> 01:36:29,717 - Um, I think I'm retired. 1576 01:36:29,717 --> 01:36:30,953 - No. 1577 01:36:30,953 --> 01:36:33,721 - She spent her nine lives, dude. 1578 01:36:33,721 --> 01:36:36,624 - We all gotta learn our lesson sometime, right? 1579 01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:38,793 - I got the key! 1580 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:40,095 - No way! 1581 01:36:40,095 --> 01:36:43,131 - Yeah, my dad's quitting anyway. 1582 01:36:43,131 --> 01:36:45,200 - Let's go! 1583 01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:56,278 - Who you waving to? 1584 01:36:56,278 --> 01:36:58,113 - Your sister. 1585 01:37:01,349 --> 01:37:05,287 - Hey, I want you guys in on this. 1586 01:37:10,758 --> 01:37:14,096 * 1587 01:37:19,968 --> 01:37:23,605 (humming "The Ants Go Marching") 1588 01:37:36,118 --> 01:37:38,086 - * We are finally out of classes * 1589 01:37:38,086 --> 01:37:40,355 * And we're walking out the door * 1590 01:37:40,355 --> 01:37:44,359 * It's a miracle that we will not repeat the grade before * 1591 01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:45,827 * Well they tried to fill our heads up * 1592 01:37:45,827 --> 01:37:48,730 * With the lies the teachers told * 1593 01:37:48,730 --> 01:37:53,035 * But the truth is marching on 1594 01:37:53,035 --> 01:37:58,073 * Glory, glory, hallelujah 1595 01:37:58,073 --> 01:38:01,743 * We are finally out of school, yeah! * 1596 01:38:01,743 --> 01:38:06,048 * Going to the summer with the freedom and the wonder * 1597 01:38:06,048 --> 01:38:10,452 * The truth is marching on 1598 01:38:23,131 --> 01:38:27,035 - * Glory glory hallelujah 1599 01:38:27,035 --> 01:38:30,738 * We are finally out of school, yeah! * 1600 01:38:30,738 --> 01:38:34,742 * Going to the summer with the freedom and the wonder * 1601 01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:39,814 * The truth is marching on * 1602 01:38:39,814 --> 01:38:42,484 * 1603 01:38:44,987 --> 01:38:49,958 - * Now we're coming apart 1604 01:38:49,958 --> 01:38:55,263 * It's only a day away 1605 01:38:55,263 --> 01:39:00,768 * I'm looking forward to the rest of our lives * 1606 01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:05,807 * But I couldn't be happier today * 1607 01:39:05,807 --> 01:39:08,710 * I wanna sing out 1608 01:39:08,710 --> 01:39:11,879 * Whenever I'm alone 1609 01:39:11,879 --> 01:39:16,751 * Always here, always there * 1610 01:39:16,751 --> 01:39:19,421 * When the day ends 1611 01:39:19,421 --> 01:39:22,024 * Another begins 1612 01:39:22,024 --> 01:39:26,794 * Always something more we have to do * 1613 01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:32,200 * So go out, have some fun * 1614 01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:37,305 * You're gonna ride your bike around the sun * 1615 01:39:37,305 --> 01:39:42,577 * And when the leaves are turned to stone * 1616 01:39:42,577 --> 01:39:47,982 * You can just roll and roll and roll * 1617 01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:53,255 * 'Cause when the day comes to an end * 1618 01:39:53,255 --> 01:39:58,626 * Another one begins again 1619 01:39:58,626 --> 01:40:03,931 * So if you're thinking you've had enough * 1620 01:40:03,931 --> 01:40:09,571 * There's always more and more to come * 1621 01:40:09,571 --> 01:40:12,006 * Well that's that 1622 01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:17,845 * That's life, that's life * 1623 01:40:17,845 --> 01:40:20,282 * That's life 1624 01:40:20,282 --> 01:40:24,719 * Well that's life 1625 01:40:24,719 --> 01:40:28,323 * That's life 1626 01:40:33,628 --> 01:40:38,200 * So it's coming again 1627 01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:44,038 * An opportunity has shown its head * 1628 01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:49,444 * And I'm looking pretty good 1629 01:40:49,444 --> 01:40:54,216 * Because I think I've understood * 1630 01:40:54,216 --> 01:40:57,852 * That when I sing out 1631 01:40:57,852 --> 01:41:00,155 * Whenever I'm alone 1632 01:41:00,155 --> 01:41:05,827 * I realize it's only one 1633 01:41:05,827 --> 01:41:07,995 * When the day ends 1634 01:41:07,995 --> 01:41:10,898 * Another begins 1635 01:41:10,898 --> 01:41:15,970 * Always something more to come * 1636 01:41:15,970 --> 01:41:18,206 * So go out 1637 01:41:18,206 --> 01:41:20,675 * Have some fun 1638 01:41:20,675 --> 01:41:26,181 * You're gonna ride your bike around the sun * 1639 01:41:26,181 --> 01:41:31,319 * And when the leaves are turned to stone * 1640 01:41:31,319 --> 01:41:36,524 * You can just roll and roll and roll * 1641 01:41:36,524 --> 01:41:41,729 * 'Cause when the day comes to an end * 1642 01:41:41,729 --> 01:41:46,668 * Another one begins again 1643 01:41:46,668 --> 01:41:52,240 * So if you're thinking it's not enough * 1644 01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:57,412 * There's always more and more to come * 1645 01:41:57,412 --> 01:42:02,450 * So go out, have some fun * 1646 01:42:02,450 --> 01:42:08,223 * And realize that you're the one * 1647 01:42:08,223 --> 01:42:10,225 * Play the game 1648 01:42:10,225 --> 01:42:12,994 * As each one comes 1649 01:42:12,994 --> 01:42:16,631 * Until we ride into the sun 1650 01:42:20,368 --> 01:42:23,104 * Well that's life 1651 01:42:23,104 --> 01:42:26,107 * That's life, that's life * 1652 01:42:26,107 --> 01:42:27,709 * That's life 1653 01:42:28,876 --> 01:42:31,145 * That's life 1654 01:42:31,145 --> 01:42:34,582 * Well that's life 1655 01:42:36,251 --> 01:42:41,389 * That's life * 104872