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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,354 --> 00:00:15,488 Franco Franco and Ciccio Ingrassia in film 2 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:19,406 That's your pet - Cassius Ciccio ... And with it the laggard Fabio Franco ... 3 00:00:20,385 --> 00:00:22,890 Arranging historic mess Rushes together through all this darkness. Inseparable friends, but our clever - Ciccio and Franco! 4 00:00:23,016 --> 00:00:25,742 SATIRIKONISCHE 5 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:30,600 They boldly steps forward And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ... 6 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:34,743 Each enemy is their disgrace in all directions running, A hero centurion exactly mouse shakes! 7 00:00:34,854 --> 00:00:37,948 The film stars: Giancarlo BADESSI, Arturo Dominici, Karin Schubert, Pino Ferrari, Linda BLUE 8 00:00:38,044 --> 00:00:41,643 And when they hijacked the chariot, With the triumph flee headlong! 9 00:00:41,797 --> 00:00:45,354 Leonardo Severino, Gigi Reder, Hugo carbonyl, Ivan Novak, Renato Montalbano 10 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:49,597 With the triumph of the chariot hijacked Franco and Ciccio flee headlong! But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked! 11 00:00:51,721 --> 00:00:55,614 Ignazio Leone, Sam Burke, Lorenzo TERZON, Britz MONTINARO, Antonio PIOVANELLI 12 00:00:57,339 --> 00:01:00,694 Without much labor ... 13 00:01:01,063 --> 00:01:04,429 They set fire to the house of the Romans ... 14 00:01:04,569 --> 00:01:07,773 And the glorious Rome of Catullus and Cicero ... 15 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:11,447 Burns to the last pavilion! 16 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,459 and Edwige Fenech in the role of Poppea 17 00:01:13,543 --> 00:01:15,546 They boldly steps forward And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ... 18 00:01:15,636 --> 00:01:18,949 Yes! Their enemies with shame runs helter-skelter! 19 00:01:19,089 --> 00:01:22,371 Hero-centurion before them, his arm trembling! And when they hijacked the chariot, With the triumph flee headlong! 20 00:01:22,488 --> 00:01:26,611 story, screenplay and dialogues DZHANVITI Roberto and Dino Verde 21 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:30,528 With the triumph of the chariot hijacked Franco and Ciccio flee headlong! 22 00:01:30,668 --> 00:01:34,267 But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked! 23 00:01:42,634 --> 00:01:46,254 Here - Cassius, Ciccio and Neronchik. 24 00:01:46,544 --> 00:01:49,958 Fabio Franco became a gladiator ... 25 00:01:50,098 --> 00:01:53,623 He has a sword, and fangs. 26 00:01:53,763 --> 00:01:57,337 But barely lifting his mace - I made a "bobo" Nero finger! 27 00:01:57,477 --> 00:02:01,079 They boldly steps forward And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ... 28 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:04,837 And the enemy of fear is running in all directions! 29 00:02:04,977 --> 00:02:08,607 Hero-centurion before them, his arm trembling! Oh yeah! 30 00:02:08,747 --> 00:02:12,452 And when they hijacked the chariot, With the triumph flee headlong! 31 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:16,212 With the triumph of the chariot hijacked Franco and Ciccio flee headlong! 32 00:02:16,352 --> 00:02:20,031 But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked! 33 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:31,338 In the bath under the cover of night ... 34 00:02:32,104 --> 00:02:35,291 Boils fresh milk ... 35 00:02:35,431 --> 00:02:38,960 Dreaming seize the imperial throne ... 36 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:42,653 Poppaea seduces naive Franco. 37 00:02:42,793 --> 00:02:46,503 They boldly steps forward And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ... 38 00:02:46,643 --> 00:02:50,131 And the enemy of their frightened - running in all directions! 39 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,455 Hero-centurion before them, his arm trembling! 40 00:02:52,581 --> 00:02:54,909 producer Mariano Laurenti 41 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,920 And when they hijacked the chariot, With the triumph flee headlong! 42 00:02:58,128 --> 00:03:01,548 With the triumph of the chariot hijacked Franco and Ciccio flee headlong! 43 00:03:01,761 --> 00:03:05,545 But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked! 44 00:03:13,769 --> 00:03:17,774 We're going to what is considered ancient center of our history - to antiquity. 45 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:20,411 If this antiquity, then preserved it well. 46 00:03:20,526 --> 00:03:22,425 It looks newer than biolimpika. 47 00:03:22,582 --> 00:03:25,367 What to think about that twenty centuries ago... 48 00:03:25,483 --> 00:03:28,742 ... It was a place where they lived immortal characters! 49 00:03:28,845 --> 00:03:30,353 "Satyricon" of Petronius 50 00:03:30,493 --> 00:03:33,134 "Sa-ti-ri-con" ... 51 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:36,392 - What is it? - Artwork Petronius Arbiter. 52 00:03:36,752 --> 00:03:38,873 He ends it very hard. 53 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,724 I end very hard !? 54 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:44,765 - It turns out, he was forced? - Satire - always a tense affair! 55 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:47,676 Much as you still need to learn! 56 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:49,303 I know! I know you have not read. 57 00:03:49,514 --> 00:03:51,428 - If you want, I can recount. - No! 58 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,961 Do not say, for God's sake! Do not tell me anything! 59 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:56,790 I even tell you it is in Latin: " Forget! " 60 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:59,187 Idiot, you just did not accept the accident! 61 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:02,245 But why do not you love the ancient Romans? 62 00:04:02,385 --> 00:04:04,695 Because they are held such a ridiculous fashion! 63 00:04:04,835 --> 00:04:07,393 What heresy? They were very elegant! 64 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:09,472 Now, if we lived in those days! 65 00:04:09,612 --> 00:04:12,150 We would be the key to Citizenship ! 66 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,272 - Hostages? - The key ! 67 00:04:14,435 --> 00:04:17,223 I could take to Trimalhionu. 68 00:04:17,363 --> 00:04:18,979 And you... 69 00:04:19,095 --> 00:04:21,158 Well, somewhere to Lucullus. 70 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:25,389 Wait a minute! And if I can not be take to Trimalhionu ... 71 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,218 ... And you - to Lucullus? 72 00:04:27,328 --> 00:04:29,542 - What does it matter? - Has, it has! 73 00:04:29,682 --> 00:04:31,531 You can say whatever you want! 74 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,874 But I believe that the men in skirts - ridiculous, so it is! 75 00:04:37,496 --> 00:04:40,658 Too much hair! Too much! You must have them shave, my friend! 76 00:04:41,645 --> 00:04:44,558 Stop! Do not touch my hair! 77 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:47,491 Instead, make my skirt is longer! 78 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:49,668 Genuine ?! My skirt ?! 79 00:04:49,864 --> 00:04:52,726 Never! Even if we have to fight! 80 00:04:53,081 --> 00:04:55,085 This guy is ready to fight for the skirt! 81 00:04:55,232 --> 00:04:56,873 Calm down, sir tailor! 82 00:04:57,002 --> 00:04:59,784 It's all in my hips. I'm embarrassed to them! 83 00:04:59,893 --> 00:05:02,140 But it is - man to man! 84 00:05:02,408 --> 00:05:04,444 And if I can not even ... 85 00:05:04,799 --> 00:05:06,715 ... Put on some pants? 86 00:05:07,301 --> 00:05:09,367 Siniora is - the ancient idea! 87 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:12,294 Costumes should be strictly Romanesque! 88 00:05:12,434 --> 00:05:13,987 That's what I say, Your honor. 89 00:05:14,097 --> 00:05:16,714 Leave this officialdom! Call me just - "Your Excellency." 90 00:05:16,854 --> 00:05:18,179 What does this idiot? 91 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:20,783 Leave this "idiot"! Call me just - "Franco". 92 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:22,453 - And I - "Ciccio". - Well, pull yourself together! 93 00:05:22,563 --> 00:05:24,295 The agency did not warn you about the nature of representation? 94 00:05:24,435 --> 00:05:25,880 As you said in the agency? 95 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:27,992 What this evening in memory of our prot�g�s ... 96 00:05:28,132 --> 00:05:30,274 ... Who appeared in "Satyricon" Fellini. 97 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,970 Appeared! 98 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:36,413 I want to air my Villa today imbued with the spirit of the Roman Empire! 99 00:05:36,582 --> 00:05:39,534 On the air, I can still help. But what do we do with Satyricon? 100 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,513 - We're just two waiters! - I know! 101 00:05:41,619 --> 00:05:43,845 But did you not say that tonight you two slaves ?! 102 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:46,962 - Two beautiful slaves. - That this is what we have not told. 103 00:05:47,066 --> 00:05:48,568 Enough! Get ready! 104 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:50,525 Hail Caesar's Rome! 105 00:05:50,577 --> 00:05:52,437 Viva Lazio Lorenzo! 106 00:05:54,162 --> 00:05:56,860 Now you understand why I I hate the Romans? 107 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:59,434 Because they make me so disgusting! 108 00:05:59,574 --> 00:06:01,098 - And before that, you were not so? - So! 109 00:06:01,238 --> 00:06:03,268 I want to see you, not read "Satyricon" ... 110 00:06:03,408 --> 00:06:06,264 ... Will serve guests according to the principles of ancient Rome! 111 00:06:06,404 --> 00:06:09,662 I served three years, three stars Ancient Rome! 112 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:11,970 But it was not ancient Rome, and the "old"! 113 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,608 I do not know what a name! 114 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:17,280 I'm talking about Caesar's Rome! On the Imperial Rome! 115 00:06:17,421 --> 00:06:20,519 - About Rome guzzle! - How much longer they can guzzle? 116 00:06:25,434 --> 00:06:26,745 Wines! 117 00:06:28,635 --> 00:06:30,059 Yes, sir! 118 00:06:30,298 --> 00:06:32,785 Sir, I am not worthy! 119 00:06:32,929 --> 00:06:35,873 It's my fault! My fault! My inexcusable fault! 120 00:06:36,503 --> 00:06:38,808 - Vinamusa! - Already idumius! 121 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:55,105 What happened? 122 00:06:55,194 --> 00:06:57,887 - I'm sorry, Senator! I just wanted to ... - You speak Latin? 123 00:06:58,142 --> 00:07:01,539 What!? For two thousand lire a day you want to get the waiter's polyglot !? 124 00:07:01,936 --> 00:07:05,140 - Please forgive us, sir! - I forgive you, but not your friend! 125 00:07:05,445 --> 00:07:07,819 Go! Go, but so that more vinamusa not shed! 126 00:07:08,527 --> 00:07:11,502 Do you think he really believes I do not know how to say "goat" in Latin? 127 00:07:11,642 --> 00:07:14,131 - Are you happy, my dear? - It's magic! 128 00:07:14,232 --> 00:07:15,542 Just perfect! 129 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:18,445 If Fellini was here, he would have gone mad. 130 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:20,461 In my opinion, it is already! 131 00:07:25,554 --> 00:07:28,035 - The famous dinner Trimalhiona! - Ciccio! 132 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:31,015 Put the bulb in here! 133 00:07:34,737 --> 00:07:36,626 You have not seen my apple? 134 00:07:40,562 --> 00:07:43,655 Not so much to brag about, but the eyeball is normal. 135 00:07:44,227 --> 00:07:47,950 That's for disrespect to Mr.! And this is - because once again made a mistake! 136 00:07:48,696 --> 00:07:52,342 This wine should submit in the end! This - the precious nectar. 137 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,456 The drink of the gods! 138 00:07:55,328 --> 00:07:56,645 Clear! 139 00:07:58,331 --> 00:08:00,148 - Do you believe in that? - It must be so! 140 00:08:00,424 --> 00:08:02,560 I would prefer to be sure. 141 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,736 In my opinion, very good! 142 00:08:11,815 --> 00:08:14,496 And in my opinion it is not worthy to file even in the waiting room at the local train station. 143 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,861 - You think? Once again, I will try. - I also! 144 00:08:17,001 --> 00:08:18,788 - Wait a second! - Give me! 145 00:08:19,074 --> 00:08:21,203 - Give it to me! Give! - No, me! To me! 146 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:26,430 Maloholnye! you have done irreparable damage! 147 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,330 Well, do not overreact for a pair of liters of red wine! 148 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,877 Wines ?! 149 00:08:30,923 --> 00:08:32,932 How dare you call this coveted nectar wine !? 150 00:08:33,064 --> 00:08:35,811 It was a genuine Palermo wine 57th century BC! 151 00:08:35,951 --> 00:08:37,319 He was two thousand years! 152 00:08:37,462 --> 00:08:39,765 So, all right! I thought that it was newer. 153 00:08:40,322 --> 00:08:43,893 - Chief! Who would want to rob you so? - Stupid! Stay in the image! 154 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:46,402 Here, everything is organized so to maintain an atmosphere of grandeur. 155 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:48,654 Trimalhiona, Satyricon, Imperial Rome. 156 00:08:48,755 --> 00:08:50,168 I want to apologize to my guests. 157 00:08:50,308 --> 00:08:53,823 But we did not get to try the taste Palermo my wine of the 56th year BC ... 158 00:08:53,963 --> 00:08:55,459 ... Confirmed by a certificate. 159 00:08:55,599 --> 00:08:58,620 And those two bastard servant They will be punished as they deserve it. 160 00:08:59,278 --> 00:09:01,611 - Fifty lashes each! - Do not worry! 161 00:09:01,728 --> 00:09:03,687 - All of this - part of the presentation. - Are you sure? 162 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:06,657 - Of course! All this - the historical reconstruction. - Ciccio ... 163 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:10,273 - I do not think that he was faking. - Pretending, pretending! 164 00:09:10,597 --> 00:09:12,469 Who served at the table? 165 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,387 - Who is the culprit? - It's not me. 166 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:18,665 It was not you !? Was it me !? 167 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:21,072 Ciccio - that's who the culprit! 168 00:09:21,656 --> 00:09:23,239 - Mother dear! - Stop! 169 00:09:23,368 --> 00:09:25,313 Catch up with both of them! 170 00:09:32,784 --> 00:09:35,996 Ciccio, do not leave me! You know - I'm afraid of the dark. 171 00:09:36,136 --> 00:09:37,699 - Calm down! - Give me a hand! 172 00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:39,473 Give more hand! 173 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,036 - Where are we? In the Congo? - Yeah - in Alaska! 174 00:09:43,305 --> 00:09:46,589 If you see the lights, it will be saved. This will mean that a number of the road! 175 00:09:46,729 --> 00:09:48,459 But I do not see any lights! 176 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:54,191 I am ready to flog yourself! I was impossible to get under your influence. 177 00:09:54,466 --> 00:09:57,588 This does not impact, but a disappointment! But listen to me, Ciccio. 178 00:09:57,728 --> 00:10:00,452 Just because I'm listening to you, we run into it! 179 00:10:00,592 --> 00:10:02,299 I only hope that we do not stumble at any Cayman. 180 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,107 - What? - The Caymans! 181 00:10:04,247 --> 00:10:07,074 What do you want to say? Cayman - a crocodile! From here caimans? 182 00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:10,013 Do not worry, Ciccio! Do not worry, Ciccio! 183 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:12,329 The main thing - bring me of this maze! 184 00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:16,013 Ciccio! I have an idea! 185 00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:17,828 Here, look! 186 00:10:18,015 --> 00:10:21,930 We need to find a way. If you find the way, there are car ... 187 00:10:22,161 --> 00:10:24,760 And if we find the car, we see and lights! 188 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,528 - Good night! - Thank you! You too! 189 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,487 - Hey! You that - went to bed? - You yourself wished me good night! 190 00:10:57,873 --> 00:10:59,838 Hey! Get up on, worms! 191 00:11:05,738 --> 00:11:07,390 Praetorian ROAD 192 00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:10,708 Antique Road? What is going on this view? 193 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,738 Wait! Let me gather my thoughts. 194 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,642 We waited enough for your convenience. Rise! 195 00:11:17,203 --> 00:11:18,534 Get up! 196 00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:20,719 You got lost, huh? 197 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,486 We will help you to find your host. 198 00:11:23,628 --> 00:11:25,540 Let us arrange a tour of the home! 199 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,986 - Have a nice trip! - Consider yourself clever? 200 00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:30,193 - Move! Come on! - Go away! 201 00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:34,004 In recent years, these slaves completely unbelted! 202 00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:36,967 And all the fault of Spartacus! That he has engendered in them bold ideas! 203 00:11:50,706 --> 00:11:52,296 If not for those silly batons ... 204 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,168 ... They would have looked like Caesar on the praetorian guard. 205 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:56,120 - What has Caesar? - Shut up, you two! 206 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,085 Keep silent, as it should be arrested! 207 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,839 I protest! I want to speak his lawyer! 208 00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:04,334 Slaves is neither lawyers nor judges! They have only their masters! 209 00:12:04,446 --> 00:12:07,488 And your host can punish and even kill you! 210 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:10,868 Thank you! 211 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,707 Praetorian Guard, as always, very effective. 212 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:15,633 Thank you! 213 00:12:15,742 --> 00:12:18,321 Thank you for having brought me my two favorite slaves! 214 00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:20,025 Crass and Dumber. 215 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:21,833 And you - naitupeyshy! 216 00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:25,360 They can, and full of blockheads, but brave guys. 217 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,148 Yes, but their landlord ... 218 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,763 ... You have to teach them a lesson. For example, to tear his ears. 219 00:12:29,961 --> 00:12:32,684 At what ear there ?! I would have bitten off their noses in your place. 220 00:12:32,824 --> 00:12:35,237 - Better - ear, I assure ... - Nothing! 221 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:37,419 Why do not you tear your own? 222 00:12:37,512 --> 00:12:39,276 Well, anything I chop off them! 223 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:41,305 Hold! You deserve it! 224 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,505 Give pretorians! 225 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:46,065 Hail Petronius! 226 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:55,341 - Will you talk, or talk to me? - I will speak! 227 00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:57,714 I do not need any explanation. 228 00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:00,899 I already know everything! 229 00:13:00,986 --> 00:13:02,985 I was also present at yesterday's feast. 230 00:13:03,102 --> 00:13:06,354 You were there? But that was a party our age! 231 00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:09,335 Of course! At what time, you think you are? 232 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:11,686 I was at the feast, and I know who you are. 233 00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:14,070 I sent the Praetorian save you. 234 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,281 If you dragged to Seneca, you would have paid dearly ... 235 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,643 ... For wine, which you overthrew. 236 00:13:20,076 --> 00:13:23,035 Still would! Such an awesome wine Palermo 56th year before Christ! 237 00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:24,768 Well, what did I tell you? 238 00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:28,674 In fact, it was an ordinary wine fourth-fifth year after Nativity of Christ. 239 00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:31,259 - We'll see you at the table ... - Like I do! 240 00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,781 You're now both - my slaves! 241 00:13:33,921 --> 00:13:37,098 - You - the slaves of Petronius Arbiter! - The one that "Satyricon" !? 242 00:13:37,603 --> 00:13:40,357 What do you know about my "Satyricon"? I did it not even write! 243 00:13:40,516 --> 00:13:43,691 And do not write! Such headache Fellini asked you! 244 00:13:44,384 --> 00:13:47,005 I have to go now! I meet with my friend Nero. 245 00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:50,643 Come also to Franco Nero, and will pray for his mercy! 246 00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:52,942 The Emperor is waiting for me! 247 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,431 And Nero jokes does not like! Praise him! 248 00:13:56,142 --> 00:13:58,052 Hail! It's all your fault! 249 00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:00,166 The whole story of ancient Rome! 250 00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:01,916 My head is about to explode! 251 00:14:02,056 --> 00:14:03,489 What a delusion! 252 00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:05,517 Wherever I went - everywhere I see alone ancient Rome! 253 00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:07,327 You're wrong! And I - was not crazy! 254 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,475 The same thing happened to me! 255 00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,986 - There must be another explanation. - What? 256 00:14:12,254 --> 00:14:14,132 If I told you you would not believe. 257 00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:17,815 - We were in ancient Rome! - Well, of course I do not believe you! 258 00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,513 But this is so! 259 00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,858 We made a time leap value of twenty centuries! 260 00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:25,733 - But how is that possible? - How was I to know something? 261 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,179 Did you not drags itself It is a great adventure ... 262 00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:31,258 ... To be in ancient Rome ?! 263 00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:33,220 In imperial Rome! 264 00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:35,189 But why should I care about some imperial Rome !? 265 00:14:35,317 --> 00:14:37,303 We were the waiters - waiters and left! 266 00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,662 Worse - slaves, in which not even the union! 267 00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:43,577 Yes, but now we have very influential chief - Petronius Arbiter! 268 00:14:43,878 --> 00:14:47,059 And with a guy like this Petronius, in front of us opened many roads! 269 00:14:47,249 --> 00:14:49,182 ROME 15 kilometers 270 00:14:57,422 --> 00:14:59,406 With the boss, Petronius like this ... 271 00:14:59,546 --> 00:15:01,616 ... In front of us - many roads? You were right, Ciccio! 272 00:15:01,721 --> 00:15:03,807 Do not act like a woman! You're still a Roman slave! 273 00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:05,921 So what?! 274 00:15:06,852 --> 00:15:08,688 Faster! I am already late! 275 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,655 We can not go faster, than fifty paces in an hour! 276 00:15:12,795 --> 00:15:16,376 Do not worry! Roman Praetorian Police - my friends! 277 00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,895 But what happened? Something to me is not good! 278 00:15:22,117 --> 00:15:23,860 It feels like I'm going to fall! 279 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,643 I tend to side! 280 00:15:25,878 --> 00:15:27,989 Ciccio! Ciccio ... 281 00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:30,586 Hold on! Hold on! Stop! 282 00:15:37,947 --> 00:15:39,639 Well, what !? Why stop? 283 00:15:40,736 --> 00:15:44,106 We broke a left office. But I'll fix it immediately! 284 00:15:46,352 --> 00:15:48,060 Come on, get up! 285 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,938 Install spare servant! 286 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:52,557 I can not do it anymore! 287 00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:54,443 Come on! The emperor must not wait! 288 00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,020 Go ahead! 289 00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:59,391 Ciccio! Pochini my left foot! 290 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:14,635 The Senate and the Roman People 291 00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:18,389 Stop! Do not you see, that is legion? 292 00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:20,723 Well, not so brave the legion! 293 00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:22,848 And here we drag something very heavy! 294 00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:41,890 Dr. Petronius! 295 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,582 Sorry! 296 00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:47,751 I have a small flow rate, but we have been too many kilometers. 297 00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:51,199 And after such a road, when we will be fed? 298 00:16:51,339 --> 00:16:54,692 I - in the afternoon! After Nero loves punctuality! 299 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,098 And what about you - I do not know. 300 00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:01,900 Hey you! 301 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,208 Parked next to the gate is prohibited. Whether or not you see the sign? 302 00:17:06,182 --> 00:17:08,182 Sumptuously! What do we do? 303 00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:11,074 Is there no parking for government officials? 304 00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:13,975 In Rome, there is only one a government official - Nero! 305 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,987 Excuse me, sir praetorian, but where are we going to park !? 306 00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:19,452 Do as the others! 307 00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:22,700 Walk around the Imperial Palace, until your landlord will not return! 308 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,339 - You can tell me? - No! Go! 309 00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:29,776 - And what "please"? - Go! 310 00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:34,244 - See how they go! - You say that to me? 311 00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:37,318 Hey there! Let strode back. 312 00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:40,343 IMPERIAL WORKSHOP 313 00:17:47,729 --> 00:17:49,737 payment for repairs Wine from raisins 314 00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:03,245 - What are you going next? - Wash and pour! 315 00:18:03,345 --> 00:18:04,666 But whose is it? 316 00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:07,948 - It is important to the most important! - It belongs to Petronius Arbiter. 317 00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:10,658 - Will be done! - Everything should be ready in an hour! 318 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:12,795 - And here we go for a walk around. - Yes! 319 00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:16,048 - Hey, wait! A contact that? - Go and recharge yourself! 320 00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:18,635 You will have to wait Petronius, so - it's time to do it! 321 00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:22,534 Oh, you see! What a beauty! 322 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:27,753 Ciccio, I need to eat something! Though something to throw in the stomach! 323 00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,264 IN PALACE Nero 324 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,218 - And if not - I'll fall! - Yes it is clear! 325 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:32,715 I can not take it anymore! 326 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,327 - Hey! Hey... - What? 327 00:18:34,475 --> 00:18:37,603 Here you can go to the Emperor's chambers. I would like to examine them. 328 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,143 And in the imperial chambers are the kitchen? 329 00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:43,213 - Well, of course! - Finally, we eat! I am so hungry! 330 00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,943 I understand! Idemus! 331 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,149 - And what does it mean? - Come on, ignorant! 332 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,277 Oh, well, of course! Sorry! 333 00:18:50,377 --> 00:18:53,057 Two chariots were to arrive milk ass ... 334 00:18:53,204 --> 00:18:55,520 ... Bath Divine Poppea! 335 00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:57,501 Okay, I'm coming! I'm going! 336 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,397 All is ready! He falls after the first piece! 337 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,617 And you become the Emperor! 338 00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:26,373 Sumptuously! 339 00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:28,450 - I - the emperor! - Yes, you! 340 00:19:28,952 --> 00:19:30,434 Hail, Caesar! 341 00:19:31,731 --> 00:19:34,639 Finally, I had the opportunity to see this guy - Caesar! 342 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,528 Of course! It really was him - Nero! 343 00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:38,406 What is more, Nero ?! It was Tse-zar! 344 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,962 It was Nero. Nero also called Caesar. 345 00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:43,577 Ah, I see! Caesar - his name, and Nero - name! 346 00:19:43,693 --> 00:19:45,129 Caesar Nero! 347 00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:47,422 How can I make you, my culture, something !? 348 00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,619 How do I stay in the company such troglodyte like you ?! 349 00:19:49,748 --> 00:19:52,428 - But ... - Shut up! Do not spoil this moment! 350 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,496 Can not you feel here aroma centuries ?! 351 00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:57,296 The smell of Roman civilization! 352 00:19:57,436 --> 00:19:58,804 Roman splendor! 353 00:19:58,953 --> 00:20:00,838 Roman dishes! 354 00:20:00,978 --> 00:20:04,014 Ciccio, can you hear me? It's Roman dishes ! 355 00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:06,998 And the smell comes from the other side! 356 00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:09,590 Idemus! 357 00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,473 Ciccio, a smell! 358 00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:21,502 I have not seen so much food as much as the wedding Aunt Konchetiny! 359 00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:23,677 Ah, there is even polenta! 360 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,773 Who cares about your polenta ?! 361 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,688 There's beef, eggs, chicken ... 362 00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:29,439 ... Apples and salad! 363 00:20:30,132 --> 00:20:32,057 Wait a second! 364 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:34,776 - What are you looking for? - Silver plate. 365 00:20:34,919 --> 00:20:36,360 What more silverware ?! 366 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,050 Great Roman civilization I did not know of silverware. 367 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,442 - Everything here is eaten with the fingers. - Yes?! 368 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,109 Forgive me, my dear chicken! Now I'll bite on you! 369 00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:46,630 Place on a platter! 370 00:20:46,739 --> 00:20:48,562 I did not put! We'll eat it! 371 00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:51,351 I mean, put in place food, wretch! 372 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:53,938 You teach the codes from infection the imperial food! 373 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,395 Guards! 374 00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:57,162 Stay calm! 375 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,171 Good day, The fifth ! 376 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:03,051 - The fifth arrived. - No, he came first - I've seen! 377 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,516 They were forbidden to even catch a glimpse the imperial food! 378 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,833 - The death of the perpetrators of such blasphemy! - Like this! 379 00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:10,628 One wait a second! 380 00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:13,492 Let us not take hasty decisions! 381 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,743 It's just a misunderstanding! 382 00:21:15,999 --> 00:21:18,716 We are here to take food and deliver it to the emperor. 383 00:21:18,856 --> 00:21:21,839 That's right, sir praetorian! We are here to pick up the food ... 384 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:24,397 ... And take it Signor Nero Caesar. 385 00:21:24,537 --> 00:21:27,075 Caesar now just meets with our host. With Petronius! 386 00:21:27,237 --> 00:21:28,767 With the referee! 387 00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:32,331 If you are going to spend so Nowadays, we'll be late! 388 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:34,100 And if we are late, Petronius It would be furious. 389 00:21:34,181 --> 00:21:35,918 And if Petronius would be furious ... 390 00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:37,590 Then he ... chik-chik! 391 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,508 - Prune! - Yes! 392 00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:41,787 What are you waiting for then ?! Well, go! 393 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,197 Perform these two slaves in the House of Caesar! 394 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,936 That is a wise decision! 395 00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:47,587 So you think, Petronius ... 396 00:21:47,692 --> 00:21:51,042 ... That I should appoint retired veterans? 397 00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:52,745 Of course, the divine! 398 00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:55,276 Almost none of those old soldiers already dead, no. 399 00:21:55,393 --> 00:21:58,262 A pension always has an effect our defenders. 400 00:21:58,433 --> 00:22:01,802 Of course, not my fault that all these warriors already were dead! 401 00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:06,410 Stop laughing! 402 00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:10,594 But still the question remains, where can I get them money in retirement? 403 00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:13,601 Raise the price of hay ten coins. 404 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:16,133 Yes, but then the owners of hay They will be upset. 405 00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:18,169 For two years I three times He raised the price. 406 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,587 Yes it's true. But, as before, you can say that this only a temporary measure. 407 00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,998 What are you sly fox, Petronius! 408 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,025 I will do as you say. 409 00:22:28,155 --> 00:22:30,254 In this house we will have to feed? 410 00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,663 - On knees! Homage to Caesar! - Yes! 411 00:22:38,803 --> 00:22:40,312 That, he said, to put it Caesar on his knees? 412 00:22:40,424 --> 00:22:42,604 No, he says, that we have to get up on his knees, to show respect for Caesar. 413 00:22:49,718 --> 00:22:51,609 Serve the Emperor! 414 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,123 Ah, yes ... 415 00:22:59,502 --> 00:23:01,581 So, hold on! Hold on! Hold on! 416 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,291 Hold! Hold! Wait! Wait! 417 00:23:04,588 --> 00:23:06,027 Give me! Where are you? 418 00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:07,967 So ... Yes! 419 00:23:09,164 --> 00:23:10,665 Sorry! 420 00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:13,616 Ave Caesar! 421 00:23:13,883 --> 00:23:15,745 Eggs Caesar! 422 00:23:16,148 --> 00:23:18,893 - First Emperor. - Are not you the emperor? 423 00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:20,737 Caesar Nero! 424 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,250 - No! - How is "no" !? 425 00:23:23,885 --> 00:23:26,586 Well - I heard? He simply Caesar, and any not Nero! 426 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:29,487 And I tell you that if someone called Caesar, he means - and Nero! 427 00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:32,027 But I have no one called Caesar. 428 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,334 Like this one? I myself have heard! 429 00:23:34,474 --> 00:23:36,556 You were with him - with this guy. 430 00:23:36,652 --> 00:23:38,930 It's impossible! It's Guy! 431 00:23:39,692 --> 00:23:41,605 Well, what do gay? 432 00:23:41,745 --> 00:23:44,970 And then, if he called you Caesar, it must be part of the family! 433 00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:48,641 I would like to say that Guy - my servant. 434 00:23:49,088 --> 00:23:50,783 He could not be mistaken! 435 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,036 In this case, he did it on purpose! 436 00:23:54,264 --> 00:23:56,237 I think that my favorite brother ... 437 00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:58,804 ... I called himself Imperial name "Caesar"! 438 00:23:59,149 --> 00:24:01,319 How could you think ...? 439 00:24:01,412 --> 00:24:03,175 ... Of this heinous act, divine!? 440 00:24:03,315 --> 00:24:06,827 Beaujolais is not! There is only an egg. 441 00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:10,612 But I ... Did not I - that, who serves you better than any slaves? 442 00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:13,247 - Thank Nero! - Thank Nero !!! 443 00:24:13,332 --> 00:24:14,924 Thank Nero! 444 00:24:19,651 --> 00:24:22,009 Already getting cold! Eat first, you! 445 00:24:22,149 --> 00:24:23,319 Eat! 446 00:24:23,383 --> 00:24:24,984 For I have eaten forward Emperor ! 447 00:24:25,474 --> 00:24:26,875 Never! 448 00:24:31,463 --> 00:24:32,879 You! Eat when you are! 449 00:24:32,957 --> 00:24:36,063 Come on, Gay Guy! Eat time it offers! 450 00:24:37,254 --> 00:24:39,571 Well, if nobody wants it I'll eat! 451 00:24:39,721 --> 00:24:42,344 Oh no! This divine honor It should be given to me! 452 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,147 Eat! That's an order! 453 00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:53,603 I obey! 454 00:24:53,837 --> 00:24:55,283 I will eat! 455 00:24:57,035 --> 00:24:58,694 Let chew will be very difficult! 456 00:25:08,313 --> 00:25:10,251 Unable to digest! 457 00:25:15,654 --> 00:25:17,355 Cyanide! 458 00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,631 Franco, cold wafted. Close the window! 459 00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:32,575 What are you annoying? 460 00:25:37,606 --> 00:25:40,735 Ciccio! No this is not a cold wind! 461 00:25:41,093 --> 00:25:42,915 This hot wind! 462 00:25:43,073 --> 00:25:44,757 Moreover - it is very very hot! 463 00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:47,463 Ciccio! 464 00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:53,194 Good day, little birds! 465 00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:54,714 "Birdie" - which means "little girls." 466 00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:56,662 What beautiful birds! 467 00:25:57,393 --> 00:26:00,136 You do not want to poporhat us together? 468 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:05,193 The two of you saved my life and You deserve hugs. 469 00:26:05,971 --> 00:26:08,409 Yes, but the bird, not a cock! 470 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:11,916 Friends! Emperor decided show you my Divine gratitude. 471 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,127 Rome is experiencing difficult days. 472 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,029 And life is exposed to Caesar constant attempts to murder. 473 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:20,054 In these difficult times I need two people like you ... 474 00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:21,751 ... For my secret assignments. 475 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,418 We would be very glad ... 476 00:26:23,637 --> 00:26:27,071 ... But you can not hire us part-time work the secret service? 477 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:30,134 Half of the working day We have finally made happy. 478 00:26:30,274 --> 00:26:32,071 And the birds! 479 00:26:33,251 --> 00:26:36,460 What are you thinking about!? We are secret agents of the Emperor! 480 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:39,165 We will become part of the most influential spy organization ... 481 00:26:39,342 --> 00:26:41,214 ... In the history of mankind! 482 00:26:41,414 --> 00:26:43,775 TS.I.B.A.R. 483 00:26:49,747 --> 00:26:53,518 - What does "TS.I.B.A.R."? - Tsezarskoe Italian Bureau Antique Romans. 484 00:26:54,096 --> 00:26:55,863 This is a cover-up. 485 00:26:56,251 --> 00:26:58,827 We have to hide true our activities ... 486 00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:01,677 ... Under the name of the trading company. 487 00:27:03,574 --> 00:27:06,608 To cover it pretty bare! 488 00:27:10,869 --> 00:27:12,334 Ave Caesar! 489 00:27:12,575 --> 00:27:14,448 And may the gods keep you! 490 00:27:14,943 --> 00:27:17,237 It - Tidzhelino, head of the department of spyware. 491 00:27:17,895 --> 00:27:19,612 Brought to you two new agents. 492 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:22,602 Tidzhelino! May the gods keep you! 493 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,980 - You two seem to me a damn ... - Thank you! 494 00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:29,569 He thinks we're attractive! 495 00:27:29,698 --> 00:27:32,249 - ... Damn ridiculous! - Nerd! But thanks anyway! 496 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:36,920 But are you sure, divine, These two deserve to be secret agents? 497 00:27:37,339 --> 00:27:39,449 They have already shown me their capabilities. 498 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,152 Only through these two foxes ... 499 00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:45,219 ... I did not die from the poison my brother, the traitor! 500 00:27:48,146 --> 00:27:49,637 Practice them! 501 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,820 I have great confidence to their skills. 502 00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:54,371 So far, Nero! 503 00:27:56,296 --> 00:27:59,793 It seems that Caesar entrusts you high expectations, guys. 504 00:28:00,082 --> 00:28:02,151 I now I will build you a few tests. 505 00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:05,183 Rome is filled with a variety of rebels. 506 00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,343 Did any of these wicked always hanging around the squares. 507 00:28:08,773 --> 00:28:11,617 I need to find the main troublemakers. 508 00:28:12,248 --> 00:28:14,516 But above all, I will tell you ... 509 00:28:14,634 --> 00:28:17,445 ... How to recognize TS.I.B.A.R. agents 510 00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:19,843 If someone will stand in front of you ... 511 00:28:19,954 --> 00:28:21,916 ... And suddenly hit ... 512 00:28:22,056 --> 00:28:23,361 ...like this... 513 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:25,124 It is he! So familiar ... 514 00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:27,877 ... It shows you what is secret agent. 515 00:28:28,429 --> 00:28:31,749 It turns out, the man who He caught me with his wife hotel in Catania ... 516 00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:34,294 - ... Also consisted TS.I.B.A.R.? - Shut up! 517 00:28:34,638 --> 00:28:36,068 After that... 518 00:28:36,169 --> 00:28:39,540 ... So that he could find in you his, immediately after receiving slaps ... 519 00:28:39,799 --> 00:28:41,199 ... That such ... 520 00:28:41,339 --> 00:28:44,108 ... You have to answer: "Thank you my friend!". 521 00:28:44,248 --> 00:28:46,253 This - our standard password-review. 522 00:28:46,798 --> 00:28:48,615 OK, let's try! Come on, hit him! Forward! 523 00:28:48,783 --> 00:28:50,323 - Who am I?! - Yes! 524 00:28:53,235 --> 00:28:55,068 - Thank you my friend! - You are welcome! No problems! 525 00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:56,789 Well, now ... 526 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,891 - Sorry to interrupt, sir Tidzhelino ... - Yes? 527 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:02,085 But how much is now undercover agents in Rome? 528 00:29:03,043 --> 00:29:04,978 -Three hundred. -What? 529 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,679 And what if I meet all three hundred at once ... 530 00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:10,855 ... Then I can not identify because of such a swollen face! 531 00:29:10,995 --> 00:29:12,808 Nonsense! Nonsense! 532 00:29:12,955 --> 00:29:15,680 And now you must to go on a mission! Immediately! 533 00:29:21,478 --> 00:29:23,326 - Can? - Yes! Yes... 534 00:29:24,205 --> 00:29:26,171 Mingle with the crowd. 535 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,121 Listen! 536 00:29:28,276 --> 00:29:29,620 Watch out! 537 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:33,590 And report on each, Who says bad about our Caesar! 538 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,235 Do not doubt! I will hold his eyes wide open! 539 00:29:36,337 --> 00:29:38,283 And I'll keep an eye on everyone! 540 00:29:38,423 --> 00:29:40,278 - Thank you my friend! - You are welcome! No problems! 541 00:29:40,509 --> 00:29:43,143 Clothes yourself you can pick up here. 542 00:29:45,021 --> 00:29:48,911 The first rule of a secret agent - merged with others to go unnoticed! 543 00:29:59,325 --> 00:30:01,872 Explain why you chose helmet with horns? 544 00:30:02,012 --> 00:30:05,201 This barbarous disguise opens us access anywhere! 545 00:30:05,341 --> 00:30:08,028 Do not forget that the Romans show a deep respect for the Barbarians. 546 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,980 Barbarians! 547 00:30:10,679 --> 00:30:12,828 - Barbara !!! - Ill-mannered children! 548 00:30:16,571 --> 00:30:19,219 - Ciccio, they are crazy! - They're just too old! 549 00:30:19,363 --> 00:30:21,371 Let's hide inside in order to avoid accidents! 550 00:30:21,448 --> 00:30:23,260 TAVERN Trimalhiona there-there-there 551 00:30:32,104 --> 00:30:34,047 Two Pop us, please! 552 00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:35,485 What is it? 553 00:30:35,562 --> 00:30:36,948 Pops gas. 554 00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:38,813 These are they who hiss in your hand. 555 00:30:39,646 --> 00:30:41,455 Pasta us, like Messalina! 556 00:30:41,634 --> 00:30:43,969 - And what's that? - It's such a slut. 557 00:30:44,741 --> 00:30:46,277 Innkeeper damn! 558 00:30:46,363 --> 00:30:48,749 Excuse me, I am now! I chattering too much with the customers. 559 00:30:48,817 --> 00:30:50,317 How can you order something in this institution? 560 00:30:50,421 --> 00:30:51,855 - Innkeeper damn! - Now I go up! 561 00:30:51,932 --> 00:30:54,423 - Please wait a moment, sir - Boniface us fucking! 562 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,084 Sorry! 563 00:30:56,838 --> 00:30:59,910 For you - sir innkeeper! I do not pal barbarians! 564 00:31:00,704 --> 00:31:02,266 Well, Signor innkeeper. 565 00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:05,762 Bring us a savory pasta, little shrimp with squid ... 566 00:31:05,902 --> 00:31:07,687 ... And half goat, baked in the oven. 567 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:10,211 - And fuck you do not need? - No, I'd like spinach. 568 00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,987 No, I say that a horse-radish you do not bring from what you ordered! 569 00:31:13,127 --> 00:31:14,821 For you, the barbarians, there is a special tourist menu! 570 00:31:14,961 --> 00:31:17,211 Do you want to - well! And do not want to - so away from my dives! 571 00:31:17,351 --> 00:31:19,368 - Calm! - What is more calm? 572 00:31:19,619 --> 00:31:21,028 Where is the toilet here? 573 00:31:21,157 --> 00:31:23,079 - For you - not at all! - Well, I will endure. 574 00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:25,928 Good! Bring us This tourist menu. 575 00:31:26,297 --> 00:31:28,912 - And I - a little more! - A little more, huh? 576 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,595 Classic offerings for the ruling emperor. 577 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,445 Sweetened milk! 578 00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,767 Gentle as baklava! 579 00:31:54,026 --> 00:31:55,867 And the taste, like baklava. 580 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,165 Exquisitely as baklava! 581 00:31:59,823 --> 00:32:03,017 Sweet as baklava! Well, why are you not eating? 582 00:32:03,263 --> 00:32:04,875 I do not like baklava. 583 00:32:05,028 --> 00:32:06,939 Souvenirs straight from Rome! 584 00:32:07,473 --> 00:32:09,203 In memory of Rome! 585 00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:11,964 Grapes from our gold fields! 586 00:32:15,092 --> 00:32:17,338 Jewelry Cornelia just one sestertius! 587 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:20,098 Jewelry Cornelia! In just one sestertius! 588 00:32:24,269 --> 00:32:25,797 I want two! 589 00:32:26,001 --> 00:32:27,701 Give him sesterces! 590 00:32:28,098 --> 00:32:29,446 And what is it? 591 00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:31,916 Cornelius called his sons precious. Well - Gracchi. 592 00:32:32,056 --> 00:32:34,451 Ciccio, you're talking about more Rackham? I do not need it! 593 00:32:34,591 --> 00:32:36,658 - Give me a better card. - What ? 594 00:32:36,798 --> 00:32:38,844 Nothing! This sort of thing in those places, where we live. 595 00:32:38,984 --> 00:32:40,435 Something barbaric. 596 00:32:40,536 --> 00:32:43,339 I bet he does not even have lottery tickets, "Sports Lottery". 597 00:32:43,408 --> 00:32:44,989 Another barbaric figovina. 598 00:32:45,146 --> 00:32:48,293 And what this redneck still nothing here to go ? 599 00:32:48,512 --> 00:32:50,677 Jewelry Cornelia! 600 00:33:14,435 --> 00:33:16,131 Yes, two dozen. 601 00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:30,385 The hostess got your message. Where the two barbarian? 602 00:33:37,630 --> 00:33:40,421 Good! Stick the previous plan. 603 00:33:46,689 --> 00:33:49,773 Drinks from the institution - especially for you. 604 00:33:50,223 --> 00:33:51,712 This sambuca. 605 00:33:51,987 --> 00:33:53,995 But I'd like Spanish fly! 606 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:59,273 - But it is a real fly! - You said that you want. 607 00:33:59,576 --> 00:34:02,239 - And they still call us barbarians! - Come on! Do not be rude! 608 00:34:02,527 --> 00:34:04,388 - Tink-Tink! - Tink-Tink! 609 00:34:09,364 --> 00:34:11,702 It barbarians? I could not find a bigger? 610 00:34:14,015 --> 00:34:15,715 Two uncivilized ... 611 00:34:15,841 --> 00:34:17,837 ... Primitive, limited! 612 00:34:18,911 --> 00:34:22,044 Look, the hostess, how a child sleeps this, a little! 613 00:34:26,452 --> 00:34:29,289 You take care of the high. I'll second. 614 00:34:33,551 --> 00:34:34,971 Come on! 615 00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:15,818 Franco! Window! 616 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:21,073 Barbarian! Varvarunchik! 617 00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:24,381 Varvarunishko! 618 00:35:25,068 --> 00:35:26,993 My varvarunchik! 619 00:35:27,635 --> 00:35:29,273 Ostgotik! 620 00:35:29,653 --> 00:35:31,352 Oh, ostrogotka! 621 00:35:31,414 --> 00:35:32,704 No, better! 622 00:35:32,805 --> 00:35:34,852 Holy Madonna! Who you are? 623 00:35:34,951 --> 00:35:36,603 You men are the same! 624 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:39,459 First to praise, to take possession of us ... 625 00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:41,529 ... And then ask: "Who are you?". 626 00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:45,058 Do not get me wrong, you're prehistoric mine! Remind me your name. 627 00:35:46,476 --> 00:35:49,396 Call me "beloved" - you allowed after what happened between us. 628 00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:52,509 What? What's so wrong with us? 629 00:35:53,127 --> 00:35:54,475 All... 630 00:35:54,615 --> 00:35:56,283 All!? No! 631 00:35:56,482 --> 00:35:57,830 Well yes! 632 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:00,499 If I tell you, you gotta believe! 633 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,007 And as I have behaved? 634 00:36:03,342 --> 00:36:04,978 As a barbarian! 635 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,400 Thank all the gods of Olympus! 636 00:36:07,578 --> 00:36:10,201 These words make me feel distraught Ciccio! 637 00:36:10,721 --> 00:36:12,632 You mean "distraught Achilles"? 638 00:36:12,903 --> 00:36:15,133 Believe me - in this case ... 639 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:17,411 Ciccio ... much better than Achilles! 640 00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,561 I just do not understand one ... 641 00:36:19,701 --> 00:36:23,019 How could it happen, I forgot about everything ... ?! 642 00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:27,967 Come here! Tell me everything, What happened between us! 643 00:36:31,393 --> 00:36:34,653 I'm sorry, but if the student can not something to remember him always say again! 644 00:36:34,772 --> 00:36:36,419 - Come on repeat our lesson! - No! 645 00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:39,029 Come here! Do not leave me! Do not act like an inexperienced kitten! 646 00:36:39,108 --> 00:36:40,411 Come here! 647 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,357 Even if you are looking for excuses, the transaction is a deal! 648 00:36:42,497 --> 00:36:44,454 - What other deal? - Our! 649 00:36:44,594 --> 00:36:47,433 - You promised to kill my husband. - I And when? 650 00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:50,908 Today! So far, we are with you love. 651 00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:54,178 But this is impossible! I never concluded deals the murder of her husband! 652 00:36:54,318 --> 00:36:56,115 Besides, I do not remember anything! 653 00:36:56,328 --> 00:36:59,057 It is sad! But you swore in the presence of witnesses ... 654 00:36:59,212 --> 00:37:01,092 ... Which left me written statement. 655 00:37:01,389 --> 00:37:05,272 Evidence of this kind It has a very weighty importance. 656 00:37:05,943 --> 00:37:07,411 Because in Rome ... 657 00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:11,370 ... The one who lied about writing binding commitments, waiting for death! 658 00:37:11,839 --> 00:37:14,476 But when navresh in the tax returns ... 659 00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,105 ... Such a punishment is not quite typical. 660 00:37:16,211 --> 00:37:17,975 I do not know what you mean, a barbarian. 661 00:37:18,115 --> 00:37:20,055 But it will be so, as I tell you! 662 00:37:20,195 --> 00:37:23,679 Either your friend is going to kill my husband's mistress ... 663 00:37:24,256 --> 00:37:26,099 ... He promised ... 664 00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,282 ... Or, in accordance with our laws, kill you ... 665 00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,743 ... At Caesar's orders. 666 00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:33,117 - But I have something to do with it? - Ciccio! 667 00:37:33,265 --> 00:37:35,931 - Ciccio, you have no idea what I've done! - I know everything! 668 00:37:36,134 --> 00:37:38,785 - Hell of Nero! - No! Damn you! 669 00:37:39,243 --> 00:37:42,328 - And you do not even cover up your hair? - She's going to cover the hair, yes! 670 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:44,575 As soon as it becomes a widow - necessarily povyazhet handkerchief, as it should be! 671 00:37:44,688 --> 00:37:46,856 - I mean - put on your hat! - Oh, okay. 672 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:49,324 Now the two of you have nowhere to retreat! 673 00:37:50,049 --> 00:37:52,613 Come to Osteria Trimalchio tomorrow at five o'clock. 674 00:37:53,258 --> 00:37:54,999 Some people will tell you my husband. 675 00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,297 And remember, too, that I'll be there! 676 00:37:57,999 --> 00:38:00,483 Try to develop a good plan for death! 677 00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:02,739 to perform the work, death! 678 00:38:03,091 --> 00:38:04,567 And it's - the wife of Nero! 679 00:38:04,871 --> 00:38:06,610 Ciccio, she insults! 680 00:38:06,941 --> 00:38:10,109 So, it turns out He's going to kill ... 681 00:38:10,669 --> 00:38:12,340 ... Tomorrow at five, right? 682 00:38:12,965 --> 00:38:15,584 Yes, Tidzhelino. It's like that, as I told you. 683 00:38:15,842 --> 00:38:19,456 Poppaea hired two thugs something resembling the barbarians. 684 00:38:20,107 --> 00:38:21,838 Yes, I understand. 685 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:24,516 But one thing I can not comprehend, my brave Act. 686 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:28,802 How can they lead the Emperor Nero in some tavern? 687 00:38:29,215 --> 00:38:30,809 Easier to nowhere! 688 00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:35,413 In Rome, everyone knows that Nero He has a habit of singing. 689 00:38:35,901 --> 00:38:39,607 Poppaea organized in Trimalchio musical competition. 690 00:38:40,911 --> 00:38:42,241 Oh good! 691 00:38:42,877 --> 00:38:45,791 We will not say anything to the emperor, that it is not alarmed. 692 00:38:46,231 --> 00:38:48,616 Tomorrow we catch the two thugs ... 693 00:38:48,756 --> 00:38:50,624 ... And get them talking! 694 00:38:50,764 --> 00:38:53,917 Here it is, the thing that will make me Minister of the Interior! 695 00:38:56,281 --> 00:38:57,731 Go! 696 00:39:06,963 --> 00:39:08,323 Well done! 697 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,399 If you hear my thoughts! 698 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,664 It is in these suits ... 699 00:39:14,804 --> 00:39:17,527 ... You go at five o'clock in the tavern ... 700 00:39:17,970 --> 00:39:21,941 ... There and grab the two thugs, who plan to kill Nero. 701 00:39:22,183 --> 00:39:24,967 - Ciccio, but tomorrow we have five ... - What? 702 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,585 Do you want to disobey the order? 703 00:39:26,701 --> 00:39:28,859 Apparently, you do not know what I, In this case, you gave! 704 00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:30,693 Well, I gave you? 705 00:39:30,853 --> 00:39:34,428 - I - something non-alcoholic. - Whiskey! From wine, I'm tired. 706 00:39:35,118 --> 00:39:37,748 I gave you the sentence of hanging ... 707 00:39:37,864 --> 00:39:39,865 ... If you do not fall through the conspiracy to kill the divine Caesar! 708 00:39:40,123 --> 00:39:42,089 And other options, I suggest you do not! 709 00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:44,499 The slightest mistake will cost you lowered the skins! 710 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,684 We obloposhimus! 711 00:39:48,824 --> 00:39:50,925 - Which means ... - Now I know what you mean! 712 00:39:51,234 --> 00:39:52,875 We are cursed, Ciccio! 713 00:39:53,068 --> 00:39:54,441 Mom, look! 714 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:58,088 If you want to take Poppaea milk bath, she gets it! Damn it! 715 00:39:58,210 --> 00:40:00,516 It is not milk, but the principles! People laugh! 716 00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:03,297 - They call you "dairy maid". - Shut up, old egeyka! 717 00:40:03,452 --> 00:40:05,274 Who you calling old ? egeykoy 718 00:40:05,414 --> 00:40:08,847 - I think that you. - And you let her mother call egeykoy old. 719 00:40:09,296 --> 00:40:10,609 It is true! 720 00:40:10,696 --> 00:40:12,802 Poppaea, take it back! 721 00:40:12,921 --> 00:40:14,722 I do not even think about it! 722 00:40:14,941 --> 00:40:16,834 Well, at least some of them! 723 00:40:18,263 --> 00:40:20,176 Oh well! I'm sorry, egeyka! 724 00:40:20,441 --> 00:40:22,595 The old woman - it's too hard. 725 00:40:22,735 --> 00:40:25,515 After all, you can not even take milk baths ... 726 00:40:25,655 --> 00:40:28,440 ... Because of your sour flesh milk turns to yogurt. 727 00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:31,930 Look, son, in what state you bring the Imperial Rome! 728 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:34,860 Empire in grasping fingers girls with mental problems! 729 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,766 - Come on, Mom! - No! 730 00:40:36,906 --> 00:40:39,553 Emperors shed blood their fathers ... 731 00:40:39,693 --> 00:40:41,722 ... So that you poured the milk ?! Answer me! 732 00:40:41,862 --> 00:40:45,507 Enough! You bore me! And anyway, I've got to learn a song! 733 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:48,766 Tomorrow I will take part in the festival new voices. 734 00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:53,052 Oh, Caesar! You - a traitor not only, as a son, but as a singer! 735 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:56,746 The first song dedicate to mum before the girl to dedicate it to her! 736 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,531 Otherwise, you disappoint me! 737 00:40:58,685 --> 00:41:01,358 Well, Nero! I'm leaving! 738 00:41:01,796 --> 00:41:03,363 But remember ... 739 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,964 ... You have only one mother! 740 00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,502 And it is - right! 741 00:41:09,513 --> 00:41:11,087 What a hypocritical in-law! 742 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,565 Why not sentence her to death? 743 00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:16,864 Well, let's go, Neronchik! Can you help me. 744 00:41:18,235 --> 00:41:21,604 - What is it? Talcum powder? - No, it's - milk powder. 745 00:41:21,744 --> 00:41:23,899 Another one of your fantasies! 746 00:41:24,866 --> 00:41:27,835 What? You do not like that your wife woven with milk and honey? 747 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:31,396 Yes of course! But my mother right - we need to start saving a little. 748 00:41:31,536 --> 00:41:35,086 Let us show the people that the empress - not so incredible spender. 749 00:41:37,462 --> 00:41:38,817 Slave! 750 00:41:39,712 --> 00:41:42,367 Save this milk for tomorrow's bath! 751 00:41:45,267 --> 00:41:48,095 Hey you! Come over here and blow the milk! 752 00:41:48,355 --> 00:41:50,681 What is it, darling rabynyushka? 753 00:41:50,937 --> 00:41:53,081 I said that you should pick up milk. 754 00:41:55,064 --> 00:41:58,419 - All!? - All! Such is the order of Caesar. 755 00:41:59,328 --> 00:42:01,367 What a strange way to breakfast! 756 00:42:01,507 --> 00:42:03,128 The court manners! 757 00:42:03,293 --> 00:42:05,776 But I do not like to drink milk alone! 758 00:42:06,215 --> 00:42:07,674 Wait a minute! 759 00:42:08,472 --> 00:42:10,940 Stand! Caesar Order! 760 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,008 Add coffee - get beautiful cappuccino! 761 00:42:14,263 --> 00:42:16,218 Well done! Well done! 762 00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:19,269 Stop! 763 00:42:19,691 --> 00:42:21,517 Caesar Order! 764 00:42:23,169 --> 00:42:26,426 Ciccio, and the Romans settled down well! 765 00:42:26,741 --> 00:42:29,041 Muffins, bagels, croissants! 766 00:42:30,399 --> 00:42:32,621 Hurry, while I did not eat! 767 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:35,692 Let's see if there is enough sugar. 768 00:43:06,736 --> 00:43:10,489 - Excellent, Seneca! I need you! - If your business is difficult, divine Caesar ... 769 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:14,190 ... You just had to call my house into the street Appia under number 31-31. 770 00:43:14,482 --> 00:43:17,081 When I need advice, I'm calling - at number 31-31. 771 00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,101 And what is the problem of the divine? 772 00:43:19,241 --> 00:43:22,779 Women of my house! Agrippina and Poppaea. 773 00:43:23,175 --> 00:43:25,523 They knock me out, strangle me! 774 00:43:25,830 --> 00:43:27,816 Enlighten me, Seneca. 775 00:43:27,956 --> 00:43:30,325 People kill me - a wife or a mother? 776 00:43:30,465 --> 00:43:33,617 Wife - no! It would be completely useless step. 777 00:43:33,757 --> 00:43:36,286 The imperial court and the already says about your divorce. 778 00:43:36,426 --> 00:43:38,937 Yes I know! But also We talked about Romulus. 779 00:43:39,048 --> 00:43:41,074 We just need a bit of luck ... 780 00:43:41,805 --> 00:43:43,250 I decided! 781 00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:46,903 - I think I'll kill your mother! - No, Caesar! 782 00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:49,927 Remember that the Romans - the nation mama's boy! 783 00:43:50,052 --> 00:43:52,848 - You can not even touch my mother! - But Agrippina - Tigress! 784 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:56,753 Even the mother of Tigers - always a mother! 785 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,878 And how are you going to kill my son? 786 00:44:00,018 --> 00:44:02,084 I heard that he was going sing in the tavern. 787 00:44:02,219 --> 00:44:05,441 I know that Nero - a bad singer, but I do not think it will kill for it. 788 00:44:05,581 --> 00:44:08,577 My favorite and my lord Agrippina! Today, Rome - a place for adventurers. 789 00:44:08,717 --> 00:44:11,980 It is full of dense people that for a couple of sesterces ... 790 00:44:12,155 --> 00:44:13,635 ... Ready for anything. 791 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:16,272 Of course, but it should be close people. 792 00:44:16,412 --> 00:44:18,555 I have any. You just have to pay. 793 00:44:19,929 --> 00:44:21,568 - Two hundred sesterces ... - It's too much! 794 00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:25,319 Last year, when I wanted Tidzhelino kill, they took me to all Eighty sesterces. 795 00:44:25,423 --> 00:44:27,542 I know, but this inflation ... 796 00:44:27,608 --> 00:44:30,571 - ... Increases the price for killing. - Hold! 797 00:44:30,811 --> 00:44:33,797 If all goes well, I'll know, how to thank you enough. 798 00:44:36,779 --> 00:44:40,868 Hmm, man! In Caesar's Rome thugs - it is the same profession, like any other. 799 00:44:41,008 --> 00:44:44,431 If you promised to kill husband of this woman, we should do it! 800 00:44:44,563 --> 00:44:46,805 Remember, as they say: "Death - you, me - life" . 801 00:44:46,881 --> 00:44:48,365 Yes, but do you remember the other ... 802 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,526 ... "Just think about yourself - will live to be a hundred! ". 803 00:44:50,635 --> 00:44:52,880 Yes, I know ... But the matron It keeps us by the throat. 804 00:44:53,006 --> 00:44:55,146 - Devil's matron! - Wait a minute! 805 00:44:55,379 --> 00:44:57,035 I enlightenment! 806 00:44:57,602 --> 00:45:00,553 - Oh, there's that light bulb? - No, I meant the idea! 807 00:45:00,977 --> 00:45:03,823 As soon as the barbarians, who must kill Nero ... 808 00:45:03,963 --> 00:45:05,464 - We will arrest them. - No! 809 00:45:05,581 --> 00:45:08,657 We will persuade them to kill the husband of the hostess, rather than Nero. 810 00:45:08,902 --> 00:45:11,968 Nero will be saved, matron happy, and we - we can go! 811 00:45:12,136 --> 00:45:14,806 - We can go! - Yes, as you sit down, imbecile! 812 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,162 Check-ka Tidzhelino! He changed waiter and pretends that we do not know. 813 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,794 I can see! 814 00:45:21,101 --> 00:45:23,722 Signor Tidzhelino! Greetings! 815 00:45:26,693 --> 00:45:29,549 What he beats me, if I already knew ? 816 00:45:30,399 --> 00:45:33,078 Listen to me, you moron! You do not know me! 817 00:45:33,399 --> 00:45:37,076 I work here as a waiter, and you We came to the festival! 818 00:45:37,314 --> 00:45:39,832 - Clear? - More clearly not the case, Signor Tidzhelino. 819 00:45:40,253 --> 00:45:41,792 - Yes! Do not! Do not! - Do you understand? 820 00:45:41,878 --> 00:45:43,226 I got it! 821 00:45:43,953 --> 00:45:45,561 Thank you! Yes! 822 00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:48,190 Two pitchers of red wine the second table! 823 00:45:51,674 --> 00:45:53,607 FESTIVAL OF NEW VOTES 824 00:45:55,303 --> 00:45:56,668 Here Claudius! 825 00:45:56,808 --> 00:46:00,211 - Claudio Villa ?! It is here, too ?! - No! This Claudius Nero. 826 00:46:00,305 --> 00:46:01,789 Oh, thank God! 827 00:46:05,676 --> 00:46:07,642 Judges and sudeyshi! Good evening everyone! 828 00:46:08,103 --> 00:46:11,436 Among mortals, I came here to show their voices ... 829 00:46:11,648 --> 00:46:13,806 ... That will be evaluated at the festival... 830 00:46:14,048 --> 00:46:16,575 ... Tonight we have Only a true artist. 831 00:46:16,936 --> 00:46:18,721 But this is the one you love the most! 832 00:46:19,206 --> 00:46:21,482 With his incredible voice ... 833 00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:23,241 ... Along with his unsurpassed technique of playing ... 834 00:46:23,357 --> 00:46:25,108 ... Just for you - Nero! 835 00:46:25,258 --> 00:46:27,703 Let him go where he came from! 836 00:46:27,787 --> 00:46:29,520 No need to torture our ears! 837 00:46:38,201 --> 00:46:41,459 Do not even try to escape! Tavern surrounded! 838 00:46:47,881 --> 00:46:49,339 Wait a minute away! 839 00:46:50,294 --> 00:46:54,026 Wait a minute! Be patient, judges and sudeyshi! 840 00:46:54,185 --> 00:46:57,218 As soon take its place members of the jury ... 841 00:46:57,619 --> 00:47:00,182 ... Sun-August will begin to sing! 842 00:47:00,545 --> 00:47:02,038 Sing, sing! 843 00:47:02,141 --> 00:47:03,782 Did not Nero had to sing? 844 00:47:03,892 --> 00:47:05,711 And then some sun in August! 845 00:47:05,881 --> 00:47:08,332 Sun-August - is Nero! 846 00:47:08,472 --> 00:47:11,460 His name is also Augustus? How much he names? 847 00:47:12,774 --> 00:47:15,256 Guys! The liver and small brain! 848 00:47:15,412 --> 00:47:17,428 Good! I - liver Venetian ... 849 00:47:17,529 --> 00:47:19,138 ... And a little brain with zucchini. 850 00:47:19,234 --> 00:47:21,186 No, you idiot! This is not the menu! 851 00:47:21,468 --> 00:47:23,457 Instead, you have to liver use their brains! 852 00:47:23,597 --> 00:47:25,313 - So, it's - State messenger? - Yes! 853 00:47:25,391 --> 00:47:27,262 And you quietly endure it, what's going on here? 854 00:47:27,436 --> 00:47:29,465 - And unless you do not "eaten" all this ?! - No! 855 00:47:29,605 --> 00:47:31,744 Is that if we radish salad with ... 856 00:47:31,961 --> 00:47:34,145 Salad ... and Latin, and fresh dill. 857 00:47:34,391 --> 00:47:36,344 - Today, you will not be anything there! - We will not? 858 00:47:36,484 --> 00:47:37,852 You will kill! 859 00:47:37,992 --> 00:47:40,570 The man with a lyre - your goal. 860 00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,681 - That Signor with red hair? - Yes! 861 00:47:44,512 --> 00:47:47,079 - Are you joking?! This is Nero! - Clever! 862 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,910 Good luck! 863 00:47:49,586 --> 00:47:52,718 Ciccio ... You knew who was the matron? 864 00:47:53,034 --> 00:47:54,608 She - the Empress! 865 00:47:54,818 --> 00:47:58,340 And you understand the tragedy of our situation? We are - thugs Poppea! 866 00:47:58,717 --> 00:48:01,125 I had hoped to persuade the barbarians ... 867 00:48:01,265 --> 00:48:03,340 ... To kill her husband matron Nero instead. 868 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,801 And now we let them do it ... 869 00:48:05,941 --> 00:48:09,661 ... And arrest; so it will remain satisfied and Poppaea, and Tidzhelino. 870 00:48:09,801 --> 00:48:13,183 Idiot! Barbara, who must kill Nero - it's us! 871 00:48:13,323 --> 00:48:15,981 - So we have to arrest you? - As secret agents - yes! 872 00:48:16,081 --> 00:48:17,419 Oh, Ciccio! 873 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,056 I will act, in the opera "Cavalleria Rusticana"! 874 00:48:20,196 --> 00:48:23,425 Come, come, there is nothing we do! 875 00:48:27,735 --> 00:48:29,490 You two! Where we are going? 876 00:48:29,630 --> 00:48:31,614 Well ... It's too hot. 877 00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:34,891 - We went to change clothes! - Well, just quickly! 878 00:48:36,258 --> 00:48:39,268 Take off your clothes and put on a uniform. It will be much easier. 879 00:48:39,831 --> 00:48:41,837 And it really would be easier to escape. 880 00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,904 It must be our people, from TS.I.B.A.R. 881 00:48:44,028 --> 00:48:47,212 - But he did not slapped me across the face. - So thank God for it. 882 00:48:56,564 --> 00:48:59,040 Whistle ?! Why whistles this yokel? 883 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,845 It's not against you, oh divine! 884 00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:05,056 Look - the judge put you the highest scores! 885 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,701 And you are showing that! 886 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:11,570 But I'm not even sing! I just set up his lyre. 887 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,423 I fulfilled your instructions, holy Poppaea. 888 00:49:27,556 --> 00:49:29,410 Two barbarian will do the rest. 889 00:49:29,503 --> 00:49:32,364 - I somehow do not see them. - There, in the tavern, too crowded. 890 00:49:32,504 --> 00:49:35,999 - I talked to them a moment ago. - I am sure that they will not deceive us? 891 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:37,900 Absolutely - no! 892 00:49:38,294 --> 00:49:40,334 They may pretend assassins ... 893 00:49:40,452 --> 00:49:42,923 ... Thugs, even - Praetorians. 894 00:49:44,085 --> 00:49:46,118 But they never outsmart me! 895 00:49:50,438 --> 00:49:53,358 Why do we have to go back inside? We're already dressed! 896 00:49:53,498 --> 00:49:56,470 Do not you understand ?! Praetorian place - next to Nero! 897 00:50:06,184 --> 00:50:07,521 Sing, Nero! 898 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:10,335 Sing, Nero !!! Sing, Nero !!! 899 00:50:10,636 --> 00:50:13,708 Howl, Tr�sor! Howl, Tr�sor! 900 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:17,238 Cretin! They shout "sing Nero" and do not ask howl of a Trezor! 901 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:27,485 Since the scepter in my hands ... 902 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:31,896 I was sitting in my bedroom all day long ... 903 00:50:32,517 --> 00:50:35,831 And I think of all Sent by killers-mercenaries ... 904 00:50:37,154 --> 00:50:38,992 Although being a Roman ... 905 00:50:39,042 --> 00:50:41,084 ... Emperor of the great ... 906 00:50:41,224 --> 00:50:43,362 ... Three things must take care. 907 00:50:43,502 --> 00:50:47,662 Three only love You should worry about me. 908 00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:51,717 Only Rome, the people ... 909 00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:54,447 Yes ... a mother. 910 00:50:54,902 --> 00:50:56,678 - Sing! - Shut up! 911 00:50:56,774 --> 00:50:59,440 - And what he does not sing? - It prevents you go to the next verse! 912 00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,618 I tell you - once called him "sing" so let me sing! 913 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:05,727 It's true, a lot of people talking. 914 00:51:06,048 --> 00:51:09,878 And it is true that the terms of some spies ... 915 00:51:10,452 --> 00:51:14,360 And they want to burn Rome cruel ... 916 00:51:14,811 --> 00:51:16,768 But being a Roman ... 917 00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:19,079 ... They were brave emperor ... 918 00:51:19,219 --> 00:51:21,501 ... Three things I need to take care of. 919 00:51:21,742 --> 00:51:25,599 Three only love You should worry about me. 920 00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:29,533 It - Rome, people ... 921 00:51:29,641 --> 00:51:32,508 Yes ... a mother. 922 00:51:35,970 --> 00:51:38,380 - And who gave you a uniform? - Two barbarians. 923 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,938 Damn you! Thugs-barbarians - here they are! 924 00:51:42,419 --> 00:51:45,136 Ah, I see! Feels Tidzhelino hand! 925 00:51:45,563 --> 00:51:47,755 Get out, you two! You too! 926 00:51:55,803 --> 00:51:58,192 Oh, gracious Agrippina! The plot failed. 927 00:51:59,054 --> 00:52:01,851 But do not despair! Watch your son numbered. 928 00:52:02,227 --> 00:52:04,499 In Rome today runs a call ... 929 00:52:04,923 --> 00:52:08,550 "Claudius Nero! 930 00:52:08,838 --> 00:52:12,592 Three only love You should worry about me. 931 00:52:12,709 --> 00:52:16,734 Mere Rome, the people ... 932 00:52:16,919 --> 00:52:19,964 ... And her own mother! 933 00:52:24,747 --> 00:52:27,355 Oh yeah! It's incredible, divine! Perfectly! 934 00:52:27,596 --> 00:52:29,900 - Sing! - Still, Sir! 935 00:52:30,031 --> 00:52:31,889 Sing to us, Nero! We ask you - sing! 936 00:52:32,554 --> 00:52:34,533 Sing, Nero! Sing! 937 00:52:34,786 --> 00:52:36,975 Sing away! Well, sing! 938 00:52:38,186 --> 00:52:41,652 Ciccio, you're kind of saying that it is we barbarians were those who have kill Nero. 939 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,301 And who then those two? 940 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,454 The two - those guys who we kill, if they persuaded him to sing again. 941 00:52:46,751 --> 00:52:48,054 Friends! 942 00:52:48,195 --> 00:52:51,607 At the request of the lowest these two underdeveloped ... 943 00:52:51,966 --> 00:52:55,271 ... I'll sing "Holy Madeira!" 944 00:52:56,282 --> 00:52:58,187 For that you have condemned this ?! 945 00:53:00,613 --> 00:53:02,209 Well, what are you waiting for ?! 946 00:53:02,349 --> 00:53:05,025 We do not know anyone here. We are here to watch the performance. 947 00:53:05,165 --> 00:53:07,784 - You - two idiots! - That's what we know so well! 948 00:53:07,924 --> 00:53:10,712 Come on! Arrest barbarians! Nero Rescue! 949 00:53:11,490 --> 00:53:14,741 Italians! Do not behave, as wild barbarians! 950 00:53:15,497 --> 00:53:17,936 I said - to arrest those barbarians! 951 00:53:18,122 --> 00:53:20,026 - Arrest them! - Stop! 952 00:53:20,535 --> 00:53:23,274 What are you doing?! You all have gone mad! 953 00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:26,679 Tidzhelino says that we must arrest barbarians. 954 00:53:26,819 --> 00:53:28,812 But Nero, we must save! What to do first? 955 00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:30,679 First of all we must think of Franco and Ciccio! 956 00:53:30,787 --> 00:53:34,683 Rushed and Nero, and Tidzhelino, and look, hiding for their own goals! 957 00:53:36,099 --> 00:53:38,153 Faster! Under the table! 958 00:53:38,823 --> 00:53:40,674 Let's hide here! 959 00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:58,843 You have to calm them down, so that I can sing! 960 00:53:58,983 --> 00:54:02,515 Oh, no, divine! It will not have much success in such a mess. 961 00:54:25,449 --> 00:54:27,479 Your barbarians were crazy, Poppaea. 962 00:54:27,619 --> 00:54:29,786 Singing your husband deprived of their mind. 963 00:54:29,926 --> 00:54:32,485 It's my fault. I should not have trust barbarians such a thing. 964 00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:35,608 - But then ... all is lost? - Not yet. 965 00:54:35,769 --> 00:54:37,604 There is always one ... 966 00:54:37,744 --> 00:54:39,283 - Honor? - No! 967 00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:40,892 The escape! 968 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,483 Marcus Tullius, I'm afraid! 969 00:54:43,641 --> 00:54:46,055 Do not be afraid! Here, we are safe. 970 00:55:01,150 --> 00:55:03,156 Now everything is clear, shameless. 971 00:55:03,296 --> 00:55:06,104 - You want to kill my son. - And you wanted to kill my husband. 972 00:55:06,244 --> 00:55:07,824 Emperor! 973 00:55:10,603 --> 00:55:13,079 - You even found a helper. - Yes. 974 00:55:13,219 --> 00:55:16,402 Yes it is. But something my younger! 975 00:55:23,073 --> 00:55:25,041 This table is not available 976 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,593 Oh, my children! You're always going to have a number, When danger looms over me! 977 00:55:30,439 --> 00:55:33,267 With the two of you, I could to go right up to the edge of the world! 978 00:55:33,407 --> 00:55:36,034 But first, let's We get out of here somehow. 979 00:55:36,174 --> 00:55:38,116 Of course! Together with the table! 980 00:55:39,778 --> 00:55:42,986 Busy! Next stop this stage - at the nearest exit! 981 00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:03,936 We stole the table! 982 00:56:06,793 --> 00:56:09,603 That's the way! There certainly there is a secret passage! 983 00:56:09,743 --> 00:56:11,477 - Fast! Help me! - Your Majesty! 984 00:56:11,626 --> 00:56:14,000 - I am the first! - I also! 985 00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,962 I also have to go through! 986 00:56:18,247 --> 00:56:20,936 - You found the passage? - No, I found a wall 987 00:56:21,119 --> 00:56:22,879 And so I cracked on her head against! 988 00:56:23,971 --> 00:56:26,704 - Ciccio not push me! - It's not me! It's August. 989 00:56:26,790 --> 00:56:28,118 Stop pushing! 990 00:56:28,190 --> 00:56:29,794 What do you blame everything on Augusto ?! 991 00:56:29,881 --> 00:56:31,966 Throughout the Roman Empire there is only one such an ass! 992 00:56:32,173 --> 00:56:34,641 And this - the emperor's ass! 993 00:56:57,860 --> 00:56:59,884 My mum?! My wife?! 994 00:57:00,024 --> 00:57:03,478 ... My Perceptor and some other centurion, I can not recognize. 995 00:57:04,369 --> 00:57:05,829 What the hell are you doing here !? 996 00:57:05,969 --> 00:57:07,818 Do you want to know the sacred Caesar? 997 00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,874 They weave plots against your sacred person. 998 00:57:11,181 --> 00:57:13,028 No way, damn! 999 00:57:13,385 --> 00:57:16,752 I sentence you to death! 1000 00:57:17,756 --> 00:57:20,178 Death to them !!! Death!!! 1001 00:57:23,809 --> 00:57:27,469 Signor Tidzhelino, so you the maintenance of order in Rome? 1002 00:57:27,547 --> 00:57:29,488 What happened to our people? 1003 00:57:29,628 --> 00:57:31,428 Do not worry you ... 1004 00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:33,574 It's only a few lunatics. 1005 00:57:33,714 --> 00:57:37,576 But at the time, like your people not even water, is your wife bathe in champagne! 1006 00:57:37,716 --> 00:57:40,990 Well, let them also bathe in champagne, once they do not have water! 1007 00:57:41,323 --> 00:57:43,487 It is not an excuse for those who do not want to wash! 1008 00:57:43,685 --> 00:57:46,296 - Dirt! - Death to you, murderer! 1009 00:57:47,022 --> 00:57:48,324 What are they shouting? 1010 00:57:48,425 --> 00:57:50,116 The death of the murderer! 1011 00:57:50,293 --> 00:57:52,314 Then I heard correctly. 1012 00:57:53,289 --> 00:57:56,650 Tidzhelino, you hide the truth from me! It's not just crazy? 1013 00:57:56,741 --> 00:58:00,125 Agrippina was dead. You can not bring it back to life, is not it? 1014 00:58:00,513 --> 00:58:01,893 Oh no. 1015 00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:04,044 But I feel the smell of rebellion! 1016 00:58:04,342 --> 00:58:07,655 I think there is only one way calm them down. 1017 00:58:08,102 --> 00:58:09,623 My lyre! 1018 00:58:23,796 --> 00:58:25,740 Death to you !!! 1019 00:58:25,952 --> 00:58:27,851 The death of you, a killer !!! 1020 00:58:28,888 --> 00:58:30,689 The citizens of Rome ... 1021 00:58:31,295 --> 00:58:33,391 Oh well! You asked for it themselves! 1022 00:58:34,223 --> 00:58:35,699 Then do not complain! 1023 00:58:35,808 --> 00:58:38,131 - Call my secret agents! - Yes... 1024 00:58:41,595 --> 00:58:43,725 Secret agents - to the emperor! 1025 00:58:44,971 --> 00:58:46,685 Fast! Fast! 1026 00:58:46,997 --> 00:58:49,693 The good life at Nero - woman, yes the champagne! 1027 00:58:54,265 --> 00:58:55,914 My favorite! 1028 00:58:56,254 --> 00:58:59,214 You are willing to risk their lives for the sake of the emperor? 1029 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,063 - No! - How is "no"? 1030 00:59:01,111 --> 00:59:03,515 - Who said "no"? You said "no"? - Yes! 1031 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,258 You see - "Yes," he says. We are ready! 1032 00:59:05,426 --> 00:59:08,306 Nero decided to issue a decree the punishment of our Rome. 1033 00:59:08,401 --> 00:59:10,397 Punishment our Rome !? 1034 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,323 Petronius, but the referee, after all, thank you! 1035 00:59:12,463 --> 00:59:14,345 I have decided to destroy this city ... 1036 00:59:14,485 --> 00:59:17,092 ... For what it has become the crowd pacifiers. 1037 00:59:18,537 --> 00:59:19,912 Here ... 1038 00:59:19,995 --> 00:59:21,475 Burn Rome! 1039 00:59:21,574 --> 00:59:23,880 Dilute the sacred fire! 1040 00:59:33,795 --> 00:59:36,067 What are you doing !? brainless 1041 00:59:36,207 --> 00:59:39,435 Nero had in mind that you need to burn it, as a symbol of Rome, but all the Romans. 1042 00:59:40,101 --> 00:59:43,537 Well, bad! Do you think the Romans so just allow them to burn? 1043 00:59:45,646 --> 00:59:47,761 Two hundred and forty-two ... 1044 00:59:49,736 --> 00:59:52,282 - Come on! - Two hundred and forty-three ... 1045 00:59:54,021 --> 00:59:57,206 Could you imagine, that a guy like me, who I wanted to be an accountant ... 1046 00:59:57,413 --> 00:59:59,570 ... Finish in ancient Rome for such a pastime !? 1047 00:59:59,710 --> 01:00:02,145 Rab, spy and pyromaniac! 1048 01:00:02,253 --> 01:00:03,700 lowered the skins! 1049 01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:06,717 Do not you realize that by doing this, we become part of history? 1050 01:00:06,857 --> 01:00:08,384 I think we will be a part of the chaos! 1051 01:00:08,468 --> 01:00:10,630 - Well, now that we have, then we do it! - Come on! 1052 01:00:12,345 --> 01:00:15,371 You can not even light a fire ?! Give it to me! 1053 01:00:18,435 --> 01:00:20,631 - Who is it? - Look - look! 1054 01:00:20,866 --> 01:00:22,853 The Statue of Liberty! 1055 01:00:23,324 --> 01:00:25,426 Let's ask a favor this noble lady. 1056 01:00:25,566 --> 01:00:28,761 Excuse me, signora! Should not we lend a spark? 1057 01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,564 Why not? With you one hundred sesterces. 1058 01:00:31,707 --> 01:00:34,519 What kind of light such which is worth a hundred sesterces ?! 1059 01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:37,463 You represent and, a petrol I can be! 1060 01:00:38,393 --> 01:00:39,751 Sorry! 1061 01:00:40,635 --> 01:00:41,936 Ciccio ... 1062 01:00:42,030 --> 01:00:43,732 I think this is a very powerful flame. 1063 01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:45,550 - And what do we do? - Pay her! 1064 01:00:45,610 --> 01:00:46,959 Oh well. 1065 01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:48,436 Here ... 1066 01:00:50,327 --> 01:00:52,062 Well, that's you. Hundred! 1067 01:00:52,171 --> 01:00:53,917 I'll take your torch! 1068 01:00:58,415 --> 01:01:01,407 It is so expensive, that is to lighten the whole city! 1069 01:01:03,707 --> 01:01:06,629 - And how do we burn the city with this? - We need some more gasoline. 1070 01:01:06,769 --> 01:01:08,957 I do not think you will manage find gasoline in ancient Rome. 1071 01:01:09,097 --> 01:01:11,847 After seven in the evening and you are in the modern Rome it will not find. 1072 01:01:12,228 --> 01:01:15,131 Hey, look - there is a road. Surely there are a merchant gasoline. 1073 01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:17,617 - Do you want to try? - Where? 1074 01:01:17,759 --> 01:01:19,220 Right in this place? 1075 01:01:19,383 --> 01:01:21,659 Merchant 64th gasoline ?! 1076 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:23,985 There was methane! With my own eyes I saw the merchant. 1077 01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:26,550 I can not believe I am traveling by ancient Rome it is with you 1078 01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:27,998 Come on! 1079 01:01:28,128 --> 01:01:30,355 she-wolf dual power 1080 01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:34,684 - What did I tell you? - But it's the hay! 1081 01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:37,722 And from him will be a great fire, if only it was dry! 1082 01:01:39,215 --> 01:01:41,856 Forgive us! It is dry? 1083 01:01:42,028 --> 01:01:43,729 Dry-dry! You - just right! 1084 01:01:43,955 --> 01:01:45,537 Now fill the bag! 1085 01:01:51,433 --> 01:01:53,940 You fill it, and I will fill the next. 1086 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:56,520 Like this... 1087 01:01:56,868 --> 01:01:58,884 SUPER hay 1088 01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:00,827 Well, well ... You ... 1089 01:02:01,076 --> 01:02:03,817 And this is - I ... Yes, I am! 1090 01:02:04,313 --> 01:02:05,843 So! So! 1091 01:02:06,947 --> 01:02:09,337 - Enough! - How much to us? 1092 01:02:10,809 --> 01:02:12,652 Eight and another third of a kilo ... 1093 01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:14,657 It will 320 sesterces. 1094 01:02:14,895 --> 01:02:17,221 But yesterday the price was seven sesterces per kilogram. 1095 01:02:17,361 --> 01:02:18,737 What you do not know? 1096 01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:22,073 The government raised the rate of sesterces because of Poppea. 1097 01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:26,877 Hey, I go! Fuck! This is our fire! 1098 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:29,150 And I thought it was a fire from the ground. 1099 01:02:29,286 --> 01:02:30,959 Get out, tramp! 1100 01:02:31,131 --> 01:02:34,360 - Who was that? - Deity wishing to provide fire the city. 1101 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,193 Ah, got it! Deity named Gorgaz? 1102 01:02:36,342 --> 01:02:39,422 - We're going to bring this city the fire? - Consign it to the flames! 1103 01:02:48,688 --> 01:02:51,946 Come on, come on! We need more hay! Come on! 1104 01:02:52,086 --> 01:02:55,236 Ciccio, easier with hay! We left in the tanks have no grass! 1105 01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:12,733 I want to know... 1106 01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:16,235 ... What idiots on fire the city of Rome! 1107 01:03:16,381 --> 01:03:18,914 They are here! It was them! 1108 01:03:20,117 --> 01:03:21,436 - Do you hear? - Yes! 1109 01:03:21,545 --> 01:03:23,528 - Once suppose - so it is ! - And what does it mean? 1110 01:03:23,674 --> 01:03:25,860 - Come on! - Run! 1111 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,309 Ciccio! 1112 01:03:32,459 --> 01:03:34,487 - What do we do if we get caught? - We'll see. 1113 01:03:34,595 --> 01:03:36,278 We will resort to the law Mindjov! 1114 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,276 What the law Mindjov !? 1115 01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:40,331 It is something like a law Meng! 1116 01:03:40,471 --> 01:03:41,922 Menga ?! 1117 01:03:43,718 --> 01:03:48,002 Started trial of two slaves - Blunt and Dumber ... 1118 01:03:48,679 --> 01:03:51,691 ... Accused in the tradition of the fire of Rome ... 1119 01:03:52,152 --> 01:03:54,349 ... The burning of several houses ... 1120 01:03:54,684 --> 01:03:56,895 ... Including - belonging to the judges. 1121 01:03:57,151 --> 01:04:00,183 Even the judges have not escaped the fire. Who are we now save? 1122 01:04:00,323 --> 01:04:03,600 Petronius! He hired us the best lawyer in Rome! 1123 01:04:03,692 --> 01:04:05,252 - And who is he? - Cicero. 1124 01:04:05,334 --> 01:04:07,039 It is he? Tell him something! 1125 01:04:07,109 --> 01:04:09,788 Signor lawyer Cicero! Lawyer. 1126 01:04:10,474 --> 01:04:12,053 We are defendants. 1127 01:04:14,401 --> 01:04:16,181 Prosecutor - please! 1128 01:04:18,852 --> 01:04:21,180 Rome was set on fire! 1129 01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:23,384 Out of these here! 1130 01:04:23,524 --> 01:04:26,784 On the accused persons imposed stigma ... 1131 01:04:27,354 --> 01:04:29,119 ... The most incorrigible criminals. 1132 01:04:29,259 --> 01:04:31,046 The lawyer, did you hear that? Tell me something! 1133 01:04:31,186 --> 01:04:32,589 All is well! 1134 01:04:32,729 --> 01:04:35,616 Behind these faces hiding two good man. 1135 01:04:35,756 --> 01:04:39,326 - Judge, I object! - Not now! About the first sentence! 1136 01:04:39,988 --> 01:04:43,457 But no kidding, no experience can not be above the law! 1137 01:04:43,597 --> 01:04:46,144 That's why I'm asking the maximum punishment! 1138 01:04:46,726 --> 01:04:48,471 A fine of a thousand sesterces! 1139 01:04:48,611 --> 01:04:51,059 The ban on visiting all local eateries! 1140 01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:53,257 And death by beheading! 1141 01:04:58,402 --> 01:05:00,570 Silence! Silence! 1142 01:05:01,662 --> 01:05:03,315 I call on the defendants. 1143 01:05:05,886 --> 01:05:08,713 Thank you, Judge! 1144 01:05:10,671 --> 01:05:13,412 - What is a lawyer we slipped !? - He - from shouting lawyers. 1145 01:05:13,552 --> 01:05:16,365 So, he should scream. Because he says ... 1146 01:05:18,242 --> 01:05:20,151 Siniora su ... 1147 01:05:20,707 --> 01:05:22,504 ... Su ... su ... su ... 1148 01: 05: 22,911 --> 01: 05: 24,451 Siniora su ... 1149 01:05:24,583 --> 01:05:26,979 Lawyer! Now I'll help him. 1150 01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,876 Sorry, it's our business. 1151 01:05:31,016 --> 01:05:33,884 The lawyer, you want to say "Signora madcaps"? 1152 01:05:34,024 --> 01:05:36,454 - No! - "Siniora crazy"? 1153 01:05:36,811 --> 01:05:38,797 - No... - Su ... rdinschiki !? 1154 01:05:38,937 --> 01:05:40,883 - Souvenirs? - No! 1155 01:05:41,023 --> 01:05:42,413 Su Su ... ... judges! 1156 01:05:42,499 --> 01:05:44,991 We did it! Judges! 1157 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:49,162 You see these two people ... 1158 01:05:49,302 --> 01:05:51,375 The lawyer, in short! In short! 1159 01:05:52,311 --> 01:05:54,203 They - na ... na ... 1160 01:05:57,813 --> 01:05:59,332 Waltz from "La Traviata"! 1161 01:05:59,442 --> 01:06:00,759 No... 1162 01:06:00,904 --> 01:06:03,011 Pa ... pa-pa-Py with their families! 1163 01:06:04,099 --> 01:06:06,601 Talking so much about them ... 1164 01:06:07,051 --> 01:06:08,650 ... I look forward to the court leniency. 1165 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:17,101 I have finished. 1166 01:06:17,241 --> 01:06:19,363 No! No! No! 1167 01:06:20,579 --> 01:06:23,057 No leniency for pyromaniac! 1168 01:06:23,994 --> 01:06:26,855 If the judges hearts still hesitant ... 1169 01:06:27,566 --> 01:06:30,251 ... They will persuade a prosecution witness testimony! 1170 01:06:30,575 --> 01:06:33,549 I appeal to the testimony Emperor of the Eternal City ... 1171 01:06:33,959 --> 01:06:35,662 ... Claudius Nero! 1172 01:06:35,847 --> 01:06:39,510 The very hand of heaven sent here our friend! Think, we are saved! 1173 01:06:54,335 --> 01:06:56,194 - Your name? - Your Honor! 1174 01:06:56,311 --> 01:06:59,204 If this guy starts to transfer to you all their names, we will end tomorrow! 1175 01:06:59,732 --> 01:07:01,417 Claudius Nero! 1176 01:07:01,908 --> 01:07:03,720 - Your profession? - Thief! 1177 01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:06,644 Emperor of Rome! 1178 01:07:07,433 --> 01:07:10,038 Do you swear to tell the truth, all the truth... 1179 01:07:10,321 --> 01:07:11,848 ... And nothing but the truth? 1180 01:07:12,234 --> 01:07:13,567 No! 1181 01:07:13,646 --> 01:07:16,856 Well, in that case, do not raise left hand and do not preach the word of the oath. 1182 01:07:17,448 --> 01:07:18,957 We continue! 1183 01:07:25,967 --> 01:07:29,223 Are you familiar these two persons? 1184 01:07:32,962 --> 01:07:34,743 I see them for the first time. 1185 01:07:34,825 --> 01:07:36,246 What does "the first time" !? 1186 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:38,798 You have made us the secret agents, his bodyguards ... 1187 01:07:38,938 --> 01:07:41,906 ... A servant in the palace, and now You say that we do not know ?! 1188 01:07:42,070 --> 01:07:43,398 Silence! 1189 01:07:44,649 --> 01:07:47,657 The two made a statement, recorded by the Secretary ... 1190 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:50,504 ... Claiming that Rome burned, acting on your command. 1191 01:07:50,644 --> 01:07:53,699 I believe this statement vile slander in my address. 1192 01:07:54,013 --> 01:07:56,246 And I recommend to sentence ... 1193 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,831 ... The most severe - for these wretched slaves ... 1194 01:07:58,970 --> 01:08:03,296 ... For the destruction of holy Rome and a violation of the sacred honor their sacred emperor! 1195 01:08:04,662 --> 01:08:07,710 What does it mean "most severe penalty"? 1196 01:08:07,850 --> 01:08:09,562 I know what it means! 1197 01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:23,345 Ciccio, the time has come to say goodbye to us with you. 1198 01:08:23,655 --> 01:08:25,528 I'll tell you: "Good-bye!". 1199 01:08:25,901 --> 01:08:29,992 And I'll tell you: "Fool! Brainless! Imbecile! Underdeveloped!" 1200 01:08:30,132 --> 01:08:33,033 - But why do you call me that? - How is the "why" !? 1201 01:08:33,297 --> 01:08:36,385 You signed our request for a pardon, simply put a cross there! 1202 01:08:36,525 --> 01:08:38,757 - So what? - How is the "what" !? 1203 01:08:39,003 --> 01:08:40,718 And you showed cross Nero? 1204 01:08:40,858 --> 01:08:43,034 Do not you know that it He hates Christians? 1205 01:08:43,174 --> 01:08:45,710 It was a foregone conclusion that our request It was rejected. 1206 01:08:47,410 --> 01:08:49,095 - Wasp ... - Convicted! 1207 01:08:49,368 --> 01:08:51,102 - Convicted! - That's us! 1208 01:08:51,255 --> 01:08:52,941 Ah ... We are here! 1209 01:08:53,098 --> 01:08:54,451 Convicted! 1210 01:08:54,546 --> 01:08:56,022 According to Roman law ... 1211 01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:57,966 ... I give you two options. 1212 01:08:58,106 --> 01:08:59,924 Either you die by beheading ... 1213 01:09:00,015 --> 01:09:01,812 ... Or go to the arena. 1214 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:05,288 - Ciccio, I hear correctly? - You heard right! 1215 01:09:05,428 --> 01:09:07,109 Excuse me, sir praetorian! 1216 01:09:07,182 --> 01:09:09,711 - Are there any lions in the circus? - Of course there is! 1217 01:09:09,971 --> 01:09:12,409 Then please give two tickets! 1218 01:09:30,878 --> 01:09:32,978 - Ciccio, where are we? - In the circus. 1219 01:09:33,118 --> 01:09:35,579 But I do not see any conductor, no orchestra. 1220 01:09:35,719 --> 01:09:37,710 Idiot! The same arena Flavia! 1221 01:09:37,850 --> 01:09:39,943 Here gladiators fought and died. 1222 01:09:40,096 --> 01:09:42,421 - And why are we here? - Gladiator. 1223 01:09:44,217 --> 01:09:45,841 Gladiator !? 1224 01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:49,569 Pull yourself together! 1225 01:09:49,687 --> 01:09:52,311 - Collect the same! - Now something in my pants meet. 1226 01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:05,041 Ave Caesar! 1227 01:10:05,149 --> 01:10:06,763 Going to die salute you! 1228 01:10:06,887 --> 01:10:08,318 And my arm hurts! 1229 01:10:08,508 --> 01:10:10,423 A good all die! 1230 01:10:17,899 --> 01:10:19,974 Well, Nero! Why do you always thrusting it into his mouth? 1231 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,985 Felon need something warm. 1232 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,728 The doctor recommended that the hot water. 1233 01:10: 24,844 --> 01:10:26,647 So you had to heat up the water ... 1234 01:10:26,753 --> 01:10:28,346 ... Just look at me! 1235 01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:30,831 You are sentenced to death manicurist? 1236 01:10:30,971 --> 01:10:32,926 - Well, of course! - That's good! 1237 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10,46,528 And what will happen now with this poor fellow? 1238 01:10:46,668 --> 01:10:48,337 His life is now - on the finger of Caesar. 1239 01:10:48,421 --> 01:10:50,992 - You want to say - in his hands? - No, in his thumb! 1240 01:10:51,070 --> 01:10:52,582 Look! 1241 01:10:56,829 --> 01:10:59,176 What is his big fork! 1242 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,805 Why does Caesar always like that your thumb? 1243 01:11:01,945 --> 01:11:05,762 Because, if he does thumb like this, then the gladiator save lives. 1244 01:11:05,873 --> 01:11:08,127 So why would he ever do his finger like this !? 1245 01:11:08,267 --> 01:11:10,199 - Because he's - that's that! - This? 1246 01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:12,262 He - cuckold ?! 1247 01:11:20,263 --> 01:11:22,143 Sleep you are there, or what? 1248 01:11:22,283 --> 01:11:24,418 Most lead the other two! 1249 01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:27,892 Hot water - listen to the doctor. 1250 01:11:28,191 --> 01:11:30,196 Gladiators, attention! 1251 01:11:30,516 --> 01:11:32,491 The couple number two ... 1252 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:35,189 ... Get ready to enter the arena! 1253 01:11:37,735 --> 01:11:39,127 What kind of system is this !? 1254 01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:41,693 Nero lowers thumb - and you die !? 1255 01:11:42,361 --> 01:11:44,445 If only this It turned a bad dream! 1256 01:11:44,585 --> 01:11:47,216 If this is a dream, but now - it's time to wake up! 1257 01:11:47,699 --> 01:11:49,555 Franco! Punched me in the face! 1258 01:11:49,670 --> 01:11:51,262 What are you talking, Ciccio ?! 1259 01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:54,529 After all the slaps I there was, I've long should wake up ... 1260 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,241 ... And suffer from insomnia! 1261 01:11:56,406 --> 01:11:59,169 But I still did not get slapped! So, I sleep! 1262 01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:01,376 - I can wake up from this dream! - And I?! 1263 01:12:01,516 --> 01:12:03,172 - And you will die in the arena ... - Yet! 1264 01:12:04,234 --> 01:12:05,710 One more! Stronger! 1265 01:12:05,842 --> 01:12:07,165 Well done! 1266 01:12:07,312 --> 01:12:08,546 Well done! 1267 01:12:08,663 --> 01:12:10,665 - No, I thought you were a villain. - It's just a family apart. 1268 01:12:10,805 --> 01:12:12,756 - You'll fight with Taurus! - With Taurus !? 1269 01:12:12,905 --> 01:12:15,091 - What the heck is Taurus? - That's the guy. 1270 01:12:19,866 --> 01:12:21,288 No! 1271 01:12:21,409 --> 01:12:23,508 And if there was someone you less? 1272 01:12:23,830 --> 01:12:25,942 Someone who has all these muscles ... 1273 01:12:26,077 --> 01:12:28,373 - Microbe! - That microbe - is not bad at all! 1274 01:12:28,513 --> 01:12:31,833 - Microbe - it's you! Go to battle with Taurus! - No! 1275 01:12:32,039 --> 01:12:33,947 I - the only son! 1276 01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:36,667 Forgive, and you will come to the funeral? 1277 01:12:36,755 --> 01:12:38,155 Yes! Yes... 1278 01:12:40,882 --> 01:12:43,013 The one that fights with Taurus - your friend? 1279 01:12:43,153 --> 01:12:44,722 He was very lucky. 1280 01:12:45,050 --> 01:12:46,559 You think so? 1281 01:12:49,217 --> 01:12:50,904 We start with a greeting! 1282 01:12:51,222 --> 01:12:54,075 Good afternoon, sir Taurus! Have your Lady okay? 1283 01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:55,754 A gladiatoriki go to school? 1284 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:57,928 Greet weapon! Like this! 1285 01:12:58,068 --> 01:12:59,972 Welcome like this? 1286 01:13:00,362 --> 01:13:02,077 Till! 1287 01:13:02,601 --> 01:13:04,479 Stay as you are! Stop! 1288 01:13:04,804 --> 01:13:07,798 I just found out that the Taurus - This gladiator who has a conscience! 1289 01:13:07,938 --> 01:13:10,196 - Religion forbids him to shed blood. - Are you sure? 1290 01:13:10,336 --> 01:13:12,048 - Absolutely! - And he can not shed blood? 1291 01:13:12,111 --> 01:13:13,984 - No! To attack him! - I will do it! 1292 01:13:14,179 --> 01:13:15,611 Come back! 1293 01:13:17,022 --> 01:13:20,266 Well, be careful, man! And I can hurt! 1294 01:13:20,471 --> 01:13:22,602 I'm just pretending. And now - come on! 1295 01:13:37,468 --> 01:13:39,188 I am now! 1296 01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:49,171 To arms! 1297 01:13:49,974 --> 01:13:51,547 Defend yourself! Well, to protect! 1298 01:14:04,522 --> 01:14:07,104 Does everything right! If so, and you continue - you will be saved! 1299 01:14:07,206 --> 01:14:08,745 What do you mean? 1300 01:14:08,885 --> 01:14:11,952 Nero gives amnesty to those who demonstrate exceptional skills. 1301 01:14:13,584 --> 01:14:15,640 Well, I have some very skilled! 1302 01:14:16,141 --> 01:14:18,146 I'll try not to hurt you. 1303 01:14:21,556 --> 01:14:23,111 Just try it! 1304 01:14:23,274 --> 01:14:24,913 Get Fit! 1305 01:14:28,109 --> 01:14:29,754 - Wait a minute! - Come here! 1306 01:14:30,413 --> 01:14:32,266 Well, now I show their skills! 1307 01:14:34,259 --> 01:14:36,006 But just try it! 1308 01:14:40,946 --> 01:14:44,393 Neronchik! Is it so much finger hurts more? 1309 01:14:45,421 --> 01:14:48,423 I do not want to see this stupid fight! 1310 01:14:49,024 --> 01:14:51,178 And felon does not pass! 1311 01:14:51,802 --> 01:14:53,555 Here in general have hot water? 1312 01:14:53,695 --> 01:14:55,387 It is boiled, the divine. 1313 01:14:55,728 --> 01:14:58,111 - Well, attack! Nero looks! - What am I supposed to do? 1314 01:14:58,198 --> 01:15:00,644 As the "what to do" ?! You need an amnesty? Well, hit me! 1315 01:15:00,803 --> 01:15:02,786 - Can? - Necessary! 1316 01:15:03,462 --> 01:15:05,402 - Hurry! - Well, get ready! 1317 01:15:10,088 --> 01:15:11,588 Rise thou! 1318 01:15:11,967 --> 01:15:14,213 No, I do not get up! You'd better sit down! 1319 01:15:14,353 --> 01:15:16,600 Ah, got it! Do you want to die, huh? 1320 01:15:16,740 --> 01:15:18,485 No, you do not you can! 1321 01:15:18,625 --> 01:15:22,095 I was not fooled! Religion forbids you to shed blood. 1322 01:15:22,266 --> 01:15:25,367 It's true! I do not shed blood - I'm suffocating! 1323 01:15:25,847 --> 01:15:27,272 Do not say such horrors! 1324 01:15:27,389 --> 01:15:29,635 Yes, I am suffocating! You just suffocate! 1325 01:15:31,505 --> 01:15:33,526 Check that there is a finger of Nero. 1326 01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:36,348 Pray that your Nero spared. 1327 01:15:37,023 --> 01:15:39,045 Follow the rules! 1328 01:15:39,185 --> 01:15:42,098 - It hurts. - Think about Mutsii Scaevola! 1329 01:15:43,890 --> 01:15:45,331 Oh, that's enough! 1330 01:15:45,444 --> 01:15:47,149 I did not know that the divine It protects you. 1331 01:15:47,256 --> 01:15:49,434 But listen to the board: Run until he changed his mind! 1332 01:15:53,538 --> 01:15:55,435 And who pardoned over there? 1333 01:15:55,575 --> 01:15:56,986 You, dear August! 1334 01:15:57,130 --> 01:15:59,605 This felon deprived me of reason. 1335 01:16:03,645 --> 01:16:06,957 It's been a good seven years, when was the last time someone released free. 1336 01:16:07,511 --> 01:16:09,469 I hope you have not forgotten the tradition? 1337 01:16:09,609 --> 01:16:12,966 He received a pardon from Caesar, satisfied with the whole holiday. 1338 01:16:13,106 --> 01:16:15,638 Let's celebrate! All - drinks at my expense! 1339 01:16:17,442 --> 01:16:19,415 But not too merry! 1340 01:16:19,555 --> 01:16:21,196 You have to fight with Spartak. 1341 01:16:21,336 --> 01:16:23,343 But then this is just a farce! 1342 01:16:35,126 --> 01:16:36,693 Let's all be clear! 1343 01:16:37,264 --> 01:16:39,630 I have fought and Nero I set me free! 1344 01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:41,461 I'll find someone who will fight with you. 1345 01:16:41,578 --> 01:16:43,130 I will not say the name, but it's - is it! 1346 01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:45,890 If he hints at me ... 1347 01:16:46,067 --> 01:16:48,319 I will say that I - Retiarius. 1348 01:16:48,477 --> 01:16:50,688 And Spartacus too Retiarius. 1349 01:16:52,532 --> 01:16:54,838 How dare you interrupt our conversation with him ?! 1350 01:16:54,939 --> 01:16:56,980 - He's locked? - Yes Yes! 1351 01:17:06,477 --> 01:17:09,458 Spartacus!!! Spartacus!!! Spartacus!!! 1352 01:17:12,147 --> 01:17:13,759 What did he say? 1353 01:17:14,913 --> 01:17:16,504 Discover! 1354 01:17:23,674 --> 01:17:25,267 Choose! 1355 01:17:38,482 --> 01:17:40,497 I opt for it - it fresher. 1356 01:17:41,009 --> 01:17:44,296 I think my friend did not understand, that we can not fight the law. 1357 01:17:44,436 --> 01:17:45,823 By what law? 1358 01:17:46,033 --> 01:17:48,580 - By law, the Constitutional Court ... - According to the law of divorce. 1359 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,322 According to the law for adultery ... 1360 01:17:50,422 --> 01:17:52,272 According to the law on the minority. 1361 01:17:52,366 --> 01:17:54,549 What are you talking about? you are well You can fight! 1362 01:17:55,498 --> 01:17:56,971 Oh no! 1363 01:17:58,771 --> 01:18:00,517 But he did injure. 1364 01:18:00,657 --> 01:18:02,313 Those are the rules! 1365 01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:19,004 You're finally in my hands! 1366 01:18:19,136 --> 01:18:20,918 Just do not lose more than me! 1367 01:18:25,395 --> 01:18:27,622 Stop! I'm still with you I did not understand! 1368 01:18:29,471 --> 01:18:32,009 - Stop! Put the silverware! - What is the silverware? 1369 01:18:32,149 --> 01:18:34,341 - Most of the plug! - What even more plug !? 1370 01:18:34,829 --> 01:18:37,022 - No! Look at the big toe of Nero! - What other finger ?! 1371 01:18:37,162 --> 01:18:39,247 But it is! It is written in the constitution! 1372 01:18:39,387 --> 01:18:42,037 You should check the finger of Nero - he points up or down. 1373 01:18:42,130 --> 01:18:44,542 - Look, look! - If Nero does something wrong ... 1374 01:18:44,645 --> 01:18:46,523 ... I stirred up all the gladiators of Rome! 1375 01:18:46,699 --> 01:18:48,690 - Look, look! - You check! Check! 1376 01:18:48,917 --> 01:18:50,277 See ... 1377 01:18:50,385 --> 01:18:52,142 Get up! Come on back! 1378 01:18:52,282 --> 01:18:54,272 If you look closely, you will see that it is slightly swollen. 1379 01:18:54,412 --> 01:18:55,901 I see nothing. 1380 01:18:56,010 --> 01:18:59,536 You keep it to dip, while I prepare the water hot. 1381 01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:02,044 Claudius Nero! 1382 01:19:02,184 --> 01:19:04,018 Would you like to turn your thumb? 1383 01:19:04,158 --> 01:19:07,071 - Should I do it? - There is always someone less fortunate. 1384 01:19:07,185 --> 01:19:10,473 If you do so, it can save the lives of these two men. 1385 01:19:10,613 --> 01:19:13,081 - Get up! Get up! - What happened? 1386 01:19:13,189 --> 01:19:15,162 - Rise thou! - Shut up! 1387 01:19:15,358 --> 01:19:18,775 I swear by the goddess Athena, I will erase them in the dust! 1388 01:19:27,243 --> 01:19:29,665 - Come on, stop! - Hurry! That is - the emergency exit! 1389 01:19:33,046 --> 01:19:35,054 to the lions 1390 01:19:37,328 --> 01:19:38,980 - Stop! - What? 1391 01:19:39,065 --> 01:19:41,653 - Come here! - Come on! Trust me! 1392 01:19:41,783 --> 01:19:43,488 And do not be afraid of the lions! 1393 01:19:43,628 --> 01:19:45,605 - Come on! - I'm looking for a passage. 1394 01:19:49,322 --> 01:19:50,734 This is Petronius. 1395 01:19:51,155 --> 01:19:53,915 Do not be afraid of lions - I asked his servants lock them. 1396 01:19:54,047 --> 01:19:55,922 - Well done! - Follow me! Come quickly! 1397 01:19:59,710 --> 01:20:01,418 Go forward! Save yourselves! 1398 01:20:01,603 --> 01:20:03,629 The output will see a chariot. 1399 01:20:03,821 --> 01:20:05,412 - Use this passage! - This? 1400 01:20:05,555 --> 01:20:07,303 - This! - Funicular back to the cable car here! 1401 01:20:07,461 --> 01:20:08,965 Well, let's go! 1402 01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:22,495 Ciccio ... 1403 01:20:22,605 --> 01:20:25,355 - Do you think we will be able to be saved? - Yes! On this chariot. 1404 01:20:32,107 --> 01:20:33,690 Whip! 1405 01:20:43,438 --> 01:20:45,265 Check to see if anyone chasing. 1406 01:20:52,712 --> 01:20:54,244 Attention - pothole! 1407 01:20:54,443 --> 01:20:56,907 Oh, and do not care! It is not our chariot! 1408 01:21:00,406 --> 01:21:01,747 Stop the horses! 1409 01:21:01,837 --> 01:21:05,159 - How do I stop the horses, fool? - Brake! 1410 01:21:05,935 --> 01:21:08,206 How else brake ?! There is here no brakes! 1411 01:21:08,346 --> 01:21:10,321 It does not matter. 1412 01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:12,955 Ciccio, brake! 1413 01:21:13,651 --> 01:21:15,371 Ciccio, brake! 1414 01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:18,706 Brakes! Stop, brake! 1415 01:21:21,897 --> 01:21:23,840 Stupid horse! 1416 01:21:25,091 --> 01:21:27,397 Did not we raced into the wall of the villa Seneca? 1417 01:21:27,537 --> 01:21:29,691 - What is Seneca? - Congressman. 1418 01:21:30,054 --> 01:21:32,207 The man who threw a party. 1419 01:21:32,347 --> 01:21:34,075 That was still a lover of Poppea. 1420 01:21:34,176 --> 01:21:36,020 - Seneca - a lover of Poppea !? - Yes. 1421 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:37,970 You are so clueless, when awake ... 1422 01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:39,913 ... But should you go to sleep - and know more than any historian! 1423 01:21:40,053 --> 01:21:41,417 And that, I slept ?! 1424 01:21:41,502 --> 01:21:43,630 Seeing what you think about the ancient Romans ... 1425 01:21:43,770 --> 01:21:45,839 ... I was convinced that you're awake and listen to me ... 1426 01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:48,740 ... And I began to repeat to you, "Satyricon". 1427 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:52,445 How do you not understand, that our profession ... 1428 01:21:52,526 --> 01:21:54,781 ... Is the basis of Roman culture !? 1429 01:21:55,064 --> 01:21:57,096 Two bucatini for our Caesar! 1430 01:21:57,197 --> 01:21:58,842 And one more - for Caligula! 1431 01:21:58,962 --> 01:22:01,828 - A ready imperial bombolotti? - Ready-prepared! 1432 01:22:03,318 --> 01:22:06,028 I've got meat cooked on a rare prescription. 1433 01:22:09,192 --> 01:22:11,861 Sergio! This - on the 21st. 1434 01:22:24,623 --> 01:22:26,694 And you really stubborn! 1435 01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:29,847 You are going to shorten this shirt? Yes or no? 1436 01:22:30,112 --> 01:22:32,040 But why? Is it long? 1437 01:22:32,556 --> 01:22:34,249 She's just me on my knees. 1438 01:22:34,659 --> 01:22:37,435 In the English style. Such is the fashion! 1439 01:22:41,128 --> 01:22:43,227 - Everything is fine? - No! Nothing wrong! 1440 01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:46,131 We are sitting here for half an hour, but until now we have not served. 1441 01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:49,789 Such customers, like us, who come here often, it would be necessary care, even on a Sunday! 1442 01:22:49,933 --> 01:22:53,311 On Sundays I stay at home. I drink a glass of milk, and happy! 1443 01:22:54,030 --> 01:22:55,809 I'll go check the kitchen. 1444 01:22:57,319 --> 01:22:59,098 - Your finger is better? - I would like to! 1445 01:22:59,223 --> 01:23:02,098 - I was sick all night! - I'm sorry! 1446 01:23:02,228 --> 01:23:04,582 - Sorry! - He regrets! 1447 01:23:05,789 --> 01:23:07,848 - Alfredo! - You are welcome! 1448 01:23:08,831 --> 01:23:10,884 Do not poke the piece of glass in the eye - it's only me. 1449 01:23:11,379 --> 01:23:12,947 I asked you not to entrust him the table. 1450 01:23:13,077 --> 01:23:16,475 Last night, director Brambilla I fought with Franco and his swollen finger. 1451 01:23:16,717 --> 01:23:18,702 He even wanted to, I fired him. 1452 01:23:18,842 --> 01:23:21,555 Nobody else was not, but I will correct. Now someone else served table. 1453 01:23:21,638 --> 01:23:22,990 Oh, come on! 1454 01:23:23,068 --> 01:23:26,568 You will not believe it, but I could not get fired this guy. 1455 01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:28,540 And then they say that we live in modern world. 1456 01:23:28,636 --> 01:23:30,565 If I lived in the ancient period ... 1457 01:23:30,698 --> 01:23:33,071 ... I have such a sentence to death! 1458 01:23:33,398 --> 01:23:35,836 Now I understand why he so fond of this place. 1459 01:23:36,114 --> 01:23:38,270 He begins to feel yourself here Nero. 1460 01:23:38,594 --> 01:23:42,124 He was a very good man, even a Latin. 1461 01:23:42,264 --> 01:23:44,425 I am sure that in Rome of those times ... 1462 01:23:44,510 --> 01:23:46,729 ... I would even be better than Nero. 1463 01:23:46,869 --> 01:23:49,079 Because Brambilla does not tolerate procrastination! 1464 01:23:49,219 --> 01:23:51,439 So I came to the restaurant and I am forced to wait half an hour! 1465 01:23:51,579 --> 01:23:53,072 But whether the emperor Brambilla ... 1466 01:23:53,197 --> 01:23:55,633 ... I would have taken all the waiters and - op-la! 1467 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:58,191 All of the Coliseum! Everyone - the battle! 1468 01:23:58,331 --> 01:24:00,096 All - to death! 1469 01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,914 - All the restaurateurs in Rome to shaking! - Imperial bombolotti ordered you? 1470 01:24:04,054 --> 01:24:06,741 Specially for the emperor! For Nero! 1471 01:24:10,605 --> 01:24:12,197 Come on, Ciccio! 1472 01:24:19,706 --> 01:24:22,047 Hold your bus! Wait a minute! 1473 01:24:22,803 --> 01:24:24,487 We should in any case take the bus! 1474 01:24:24,627 --> 01:24:26,145 Crazy! 1475 01:24:26,438 --> 01:24:29,203 This bus goes to the Colosseum! 1476 01:24:37,704 --> 01:24:42,476 THE END 1477 01:24:45,188 --> 01:24:48,795 That's your pet - Cassius Ciccio ... 1478 01:24:48,935 --> 01:24:52,126 And with it the laggard Fabio Franco ... 1479 01:24:52,266 --> 01:24:55,637 Arranging historic mess Rushes together through all this darkness. 1480 01:24:55,777 --> 01:24:59,006 Always together Ciccio and Franco, Franco and Ciccio! 1481 01:24:59,146 --> 01:25:02,696 They boldly steps forward And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ... 1482 01:25:02,836 --> 01:25:06,360 Their enemies with shame runs helter-skelter! 1483 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:10,058 A hero centurion exactly mouse shakes! 1484 01:25:10,198 --> 01:25:13,708 And when they hijacked the chariot, With the triumph flee headlong! 1485 01:25:13,966 --> 01:25:17,277 With the triumph of the chariot hijacked Franco and Ciccio flee headlong! 1486 01:25:17,534 --> 01:25:21,662 But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked!116521