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First time we hung out, what did
I think of you?
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Yeah.
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When was that, was that the
night that...
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Come on, you're kidding.
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Remember I brought Willow over
to that apartment...
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you and Matt had in the East
Village?
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Yes, of course, I remember.
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Let's see, I thought that
you were really hot...
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but also that you may murder me
in my sleep one day.
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Shut up.
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You want one tea bag or two?
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That's it? You just...
you thought I was hot?
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Yeah, I mean, I had never
seen you naked before.
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That was a great night.
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I fucking miss New York.
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When we were there,
you missed L.A.
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Okay, I remember looking
at you that night...
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and thinking you weren't like
anyone I'd ever met before.
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I thought that you were
very special.
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Do you want honey?
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One tea bag and yeah, honey.
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Aren't you gonna ask me
what I thought?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Never mind.
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Okay, here's your tea.
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You really need to get rid
of this couch.
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I can't do that, I'm sorry.
I like it too much.
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Well, it's old and it's
disgusting...
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and even Goodwill would reject
it at this point.
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So, I think it's time for you
to take it upon yourself...
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To just do whatever you want
me to, at all times of the day?
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Please.
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Look at you.
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- Wait, stop, stop!
- What?
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- I think my Nuva Ring fell out.
- What?
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Now I don't feel like it's
in there.
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You can feel that?
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What does it look like?
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Like a glow bracelet.
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It's not in the hat.
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Is that it?
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You know what's on HBOGo?
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What?
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The Stephen Hawking movie.
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We were just like... fucking.
You want to watch that?
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I don't feel good.
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- Wait, I just...
- Please?
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I can't go from almost fucking
to Hawking, I just can't.
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You can.
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Only 'cause you're sick.
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Shit, what time is it?
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Matty's out front, I told him
he could ride with us to Malibu.
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We really need to find him
a girlfriend.
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How about your cousin?
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Willa? She'd eat him up
like a praying mantis.
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Hi, are you at mine?
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Hey, I made it! Let me in.
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I slept
at Owen's actually, sorry!
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But I left you a key
under the flower pot.
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We're leaving soon, so just
meet us in Malibu.
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Oh, uh...
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- Oh, sorry, child lock.
- Thank you.
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Hold on, hold on. Here you go.
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- What was it too many?
- Yeah.
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- It's good.
- Well, now.
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Gotta get you some sun before
Willa gets here, you know?
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You look like Tilda Swinton.
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- Do you want some?
- No, I don't.
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- I don't like it.
- It's so good.
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It's gross, everyone puts their
hands in there.
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- But it's the good stuff.
- No, it's not.
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It's all in your teeth.
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So when is your hot cousin
get here?
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Okay, no, she literally just
moved here.
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Do not pull a Matt on her,
it will not end well for you.
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- She's hot.
- She is hot.
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And she's coming, right?
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Yeah, she's in an Uber,
you happy?
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- Hallie, what's up?
- Oh, hi.
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Glad you guys made it,
would you like a beer?
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Yeah, thanks.
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I'd love one, thanks.
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Honestly, I gotta fucking pee
so bad...
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Wanna bet you break the seal
before I do?
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If you win, I'll convince Hallie
to talk you up with Willa.
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If I win... you have to give me
your Bang Bros password.
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- Deal.
- Done.
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You are one lucky fuck,
you know that?
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- What?
- I'm just saying you're free.
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You're free! I wish I was.
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You wish you were free? All
right, fucking Ted Nugent...
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well, you wanna know what
I do with my freedom?
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Last night, I ate an entire
rotisserie chicken...
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and diarrhea'd like 12 times.
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I only had three hours sleep,
'cause I had such bad diarrhea.
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Hi.
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- I love you.
- What was that?
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- What?
- What were you guys doing?
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- Don't be crazy.
- Why, you think he's photogenic?
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Oh, fuck, this, I lose.
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Honestly, you embarrass me
in front of my friends.
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He's not like doing anything,
stop being crazy and have fun.
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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Oh my God! I'm so sorry, Willa.
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Wait, how do you know my name?
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Oh, we've met... several times.
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I'm Owen's best friend, Matt.
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Oh, yeah, shit, sorry.
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I'm just really bad with names
and faces.
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- So, like, people?
- I guess.
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Now we really know each other.
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- Hi.
- Hi, babe.
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Look at us, just "meeting up."
So casual.
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Stop, stop.
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♪ Bright lights feel alright ♪
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♪ I'm gonna see her again
tonight ♪
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♪ But then I see you and
I wanna go ♪
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♪ Where the beach is warm ♪
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♪ And I won't get stung
And I won't get stormed by ♪
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♪ Memories of you ♪
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♪ Baby is this how you feel ♪
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♪ I wanna know wanna know
Is this how you feel ♪
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♪ I wanna know wanna know
Is this how you feel ♪
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♪ I wanna know wanna know
Is this how you feel baby ♪
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♪ Is this how you feel
Is this how you feel baby ♪
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Hey, hey... why are you
acting so weird?
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I'm fine. Maybe let's
just go home soon.
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You don't wanna watch
the fireworks...
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- with your new boyfriend?
- This is a way-better spot.
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The walk is gonna be worth it.
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You're insane, I mean,
are you serious?
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You're actually insane.
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I don't feel great and
I wanna go...
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and I want you to wanna go, too.
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It's the Fourth of July!
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Can't we just celebrate the
Declaration of Independence...
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without you having a manic
fucking episode?
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I also think I left a candle
burning...
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and it's haunted me all
afternoon.
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That's never happened, that
never happened.
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- Happened once.
- That happened once in your life!
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I can't focus on anything else!
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Okay, also lower your voice,
okay, everybody can hear us!
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Nobody can hear us, nobody
cares!
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Everybody's outside watching the
fucking fireworks display...
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which, by the way, I would like
to be doing right now.
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People can hear us and it's
embarrassing for both of us.
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Stop pretending you care about
something...
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just so you can be mad
about it.
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I'm not! You know what, why
don't you learn...
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how to apologize without having
a whole comeback?
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We fight at every fucking party.
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I honestly feel like I'm like
14, this is too exciting.
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Just me? Okay, cool.
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I like those ones.
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- The all-glittery ones?
- Yeah.
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You wanna watch
It's Complicated?
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I'll fall asleep to whatever
you want.
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- Hey.
- What?
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Hey.
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Okay, so how do we know
each other?
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Oh, well, Owen, Hallie, and I
went to school in New York...
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so I guess probably when you
came to visit sometime maybe?
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Okay, I vaguely remember that.
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00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,088
Yeah, you guys came over to me
and Owen's place...
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00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:12,726
in the East Village after some
party, and you and I hung out...
167
00:10:12,728 --> 00:10:14,059
and drank Brooklyn Lager
while it snowed...
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and watched the sun came up.
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I mean, yeah, I think that was
it.
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I don't even remember, it was a
long time ago.
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No, yes, wait!
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That was the first night...
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that Hallie and Owen hooked up,
right?
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- Yeah, right!
- Yeah!
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Wait, where are they, anyway?
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Oh, Owen texted me, they had to
leave.
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00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:32,978
Yeah, I should probably get
going soon, too.
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I just remembered, I left my car
at Owen's.
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00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,150
Do you think maybe I could
get a ride?
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00:10:38,152 --> 00:10:41,121
Yeah, I don't have a car,
I'm just Ubering for right now.
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Oh, well, you want me to get us
one back to the mainland?
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I mean, I'm on the way to
Hallie's, you can drop me.
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Okay, um, but split it with
me...
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because I'm sure it's fucking
expensive.
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No, stop, don't be silly.
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00:10:51,932 --> 00:10:52,999
Are you sure?
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Yeah, honestly, my treat.
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You know what time I think
it is?
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What?
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How about this, huh? A little
bit of swivel hips?
191
00:11:04,879 --> 00:11:08,213
You like my, uh, get down
for you, mama, like that?
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Gonna get nice and deep for you
tonight, baby.
193
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There you go, nice and deep,
good angles.
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Stop!
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You're insane.
196
00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:20,894
You gotta have the rythym,
you know?
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You don't have a lot of rythym.
198
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:24,898
I think you're done, you're
done.
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I didn't shower... should I?
200
00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:28,303
Yeah.
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00:11:34,309 --> 00:11:37,910
Aw fuck, they're increasing the
rent to this place in September.
202
00:11:37,912 --> 00:11:40,013
I'm not gonna be able
to afford this.
203
00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:41,114
I'm probably gonna have
to move?
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Ugh, I'm sorry, that's awful.
205
00:11:42,983 --> 00:11:47,953
Between the rent for this place,
my student loans, my Propecia...
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I can't.
207
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:54,059
Well, one way you could keep
living here...
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00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:57,429
is if I moved in officially.
209
00:11:57,431 --> 00:12:00,165
I mean, I know we haven't talked
about it in a while...
210
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:03,336
and I know it's not your
favorite subject...
211
00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:04,537
but let's just move in together.
212
00:12:04,539 --> 00:12:08,173
I mean, I love Clara, but I'm
too old for a roommate...
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I'm over here all the time,
anyway.
214
00:12:10,445 --> 00:12:12,147
It just kind of makes sense,
you know?
215
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,220
What?
216
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:22,324
- Holy shit.
- Oh, my god.
217
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Hey... after you.
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Thanks.
219
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Okay.
221
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- Happy Fourth!
- Hey!
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Nice car.
223
00:12:45,012 --> 00:12:47,313
I can't believe you actually
grew up in LA.
224
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I feel like nobody does.
225
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,384
Yeah, me and Owen both did.
226
00:12:51,386 --> 00:12:53,252
What about you? What'd you move
out here for?
227
00:12:53,254 --> 00:12:55,889
Well, I've been living in New
York since school...
228
00:12:55,891 --> 00:12:59,125
but I'm actually going to grad
school in September.
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Comp Lit. USC.
230
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Wow, I'm impressed.
231
00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:05,198
I've read maybe four whole books
in my entire life...
232
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,266
and I wouldn't know how to
compare them.
233
00:13:07,268 --> 00:13:10,970
I wouldn't admit that.
234
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Oh, this is me... thanks.
235
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:16,275
Whoa, you live here?
236
00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:19,248
Yeah, this is my spot.
237
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:25,018
Well, good night.
238
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,920
Yeah, night. It was nice
to see you again.
239
00:13:27,922 --> 00:13:31,423
Um, hey, let me get your number
real quick.
240
00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:33,161
Yeah, sure.
241
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,434
Sorry.
242
00:13:41,102 --> 00:13:44,470
♪ I feel it yeah yeah
I feel it ♪
243
00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:47,307
♪ I feel it yeah yeah
I feel it ♪
244
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:49,411
Purple devil, I use that one
a lot.
245
00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:59,084
♪ I feel it in my body
I feel it ♪
246
00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:02,454
♪ I feel it in the bed
I feel it ♪
247
00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:06,326
♪ I feel it on the mouth
I feel it ♪
248
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:11,396
♪ I feel it in the air
in the air ♪
249
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:15,436
Here you go, after you.
250
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:21,207
Whoa, do you have roommates?
251
00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,375
This is my parents' place,
actually.
252
00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:25,278
They're out of town, at the
moment.
253
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,380
Ooh, got the house to ourselves.
254
00:14:28,382 --> 00:14:31,453
Okay, you have to take off those
flip-flops.
255
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:44,230
Holy shit, are those rocket ship
sheets?
256
00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:47,232
Hey, look, some girls think
it's adorable, what can I say?
257
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,334
And your books are color-coded?
258
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,571
Okay, look, I was in a dark
place after college.
259
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:53,606
Stop looking at my room, please?
260
00:14:53,608 --> 00:14:57,510
How do your parents let you live
like this? It's inhumane.
261
00:14:57,512 --> 00:15:00,112
Honestly, I want to get a bigger
bed, but it just feels...
262
00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,380
kind of symbolic at this point,
you know.
263
00:15:01,382 --> 00:15:04,284
Like I'm saying, "Guys, I'm here
to stay! I'm never moving out!"
264
00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:05,651
You know, the twin bed kind
of keeps that dream alive.
265
00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:08,420
Maybe don't feel like you have
to talk all the time.
266
00:15:08,422 --> 00:15:11,624
Right. Gotcha.
267
00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:20,299
Do you like these guys? DJDS?
268
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:23,538
Ah, sorry, the mesh is kind of
chafing on these.
269
00:15:29,076 --> 00:15:31,376
Hey, I don't think we should
have sex, is that okay?
270
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:36,149
Just, I just... not until we
know each other.
271
00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:39,117
I just don't like to have sex
when I first meet somebody.
272
00:15:39,119 --> 00:15:42,590
Ah, that's... honestly, I'm just
happy to be here.
273
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:51,530
But like... should we have sex?
We shouldn't have sex right?
274
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:54,667
I mean, I wouldn't not have sex
with you right now.
275
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:57,373
But I'm also not in any hurry,
so...
276
00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:04,443
Maybe we should just have sex
and get it over with.
277
00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,511
I don't have a condom.
278
00:16:06,513 --> 00:16:09,217
- It's cool, I have an IUD.
- Okay.
279
00:16:18,693 --> 00:16:20,329
All right.
280
00:16:28,502 --> 00:16:30,470
I'm sorry about my twin bed.
281
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,337
I mean, I feel like a pedophile.
282
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,606
- What?
- It's fine, just fuck me.
283
00:16:34,608 --> 00:16:36,078
Okay.
284
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:44,717
You want me to go get a towel?
285
00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:45,784
Sure.
286
00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:49,521
The Uber back from Malibu
cost, no joke, $137.
287
00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:51,223
Wait, wait, wait, how quickly
did you cum?
288
00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:52,558
Dude.
289
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,260
Just tell me how quick was it?
290
00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:56,361
It was like 45 seconds.
291
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,530
Oh, that's actually longer than
I would have guessed.
292
00:16:58,532 --> 00:16:59,665
I apologized, and we watched
Shark Tank.
293
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,768
Oh, my god, you guys are
fucking vile, you know that?
294
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,635
Maggie, I met an amazing girl!
295
00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:05,371
Yeah, you sound like Jimmy
Stewart...
296
00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:06,305
the way you're talking about
her.
297
00:17:06,307 --> 00:17:09,242
He legit just hooked up with
this girl...
298
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,377
and he's talking about how much
he loves her.
299
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:14,413
You're... it's less than 24 hours
ago and you're talking...
300
00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,649
about how she's your
quote-unquote future wife.
301
00:17:16,651 --> 00:17:17,583
- You fucking psycho.
- Aw...
302
00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:19,685
- You poor psycho.
- You think I just met her?
303
00:17:19,687 --> 00:17:22,554
She and I had this unbelievable
Before Sunrise-level night...
304
00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:24,489
five years ago, we just finally
reconnected.
305
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,292
No, you didn't, no,
you didn't...
306
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:28,561
because she has no recollection
of that night ever happening.
307
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,264
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Owen, you
shouldn't talk, this guy...
308
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,765
plagiarized Dashboard
Confessional lyrics...
309
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,501
and said you wrote them about
me, so...
310
00:17:35,503 --> 00:17:38,571
All right, well, number one,
I had a very big crush on you.
311
00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:40,439
- Huge.
- Number two, it was ninth grade.
312
00:17:40,441 --> 00:17:43,242
Number three, the Dashboard
lyrics articulated something...
313
00:17:43,244 --> 00:17:46,312
that 14-year-old me wasn't able
to articulate at the time.
314
00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:48,313
Honestly, I haven't liked anyone
this much since...
315
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,349
I dunno, since Rachel Flegelman!
316
00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:52,384
Flegelman, the girl, who every
time you guys did coke...
317
00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:53,486
would lick your butthole.
318
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,254
- Yeah.
- Jesus!
319
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,823
Hey, butthole licking is part of
the human experience!
320
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,257
I don't want to hear more
about that.
321
00:17:59,259 --> 00:18:00,159
Are you out of your minds
right now?
322
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:01,694
Maggie, how are you, what's
going on?
323
00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:02,861
- Oh, my god, I'm so good.
- You look great.
324
00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:07,566
- I can't believe you're pregnant.
- Thanks... thanks, man...
325
00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:09,468
literally, two seconds pregnant.
326
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,269
How are you, how's your lady,
Hallie?
327
00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:12,371
She's good, she's really good.
328
00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:14,540
I mean, she asked me to move
in the other night...
329
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,409
and I didn't know what to say...
330
00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:20,612
and that was obviously not a
good reaction on my part.
331
00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:22,380
Buddy, that's a bad sign.
332
00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:24,316
I don't know, it feels like
we're on auto pilot...
333
00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:25,552
or something, you know
what I mean?
334
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:29,255
It's like when you say a word
over and over and over again...
335
00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:30,355
and it starts to lose its
meaning.
336
00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:31,724
That's where it feels like
we're at.
337
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:33,391
Listen, you're scared,
that's okay.
338
00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,730
It's not love unless
you're scared.
339
00:18:45,305 --> 00:18:47,473
Yeah, Jakob, hey, it's Willa.
340
00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:51,744
No, I was just calling to see if
we're going to that thing.
341
00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:57,585
Oh, um, yeah, yeah, we'll hang
out soon.
342
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:00,620
Bye.
343
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:04,290
♪ It's that Target commercial
kind of voice ♪
344
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:07,659
♪ It's kind of Huggies
it's more Dove ♪
345
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:10,763
♪ It gets you in the mood
for love ♪
346
00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:12,497
I mean, I'm sorry, he's in love
with you.
347
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,633
But you know it's cute
that he's calling.
348
00:19:14,635 --> 00:19:15,735
He's like taking charge.
349
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,437
Yeah, but it's just so weird
when you're texting...
350
00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:20,308
and then they just call.
351
00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,744
Hey, Matt, what's up?
352
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,294
I'm so sorry I'm late. I
couldn't find parking anywhere.
353
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:43,528
I literally ended up parking
at a fire hydrant.
354
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,630
Nice, you got a car!
355
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:46,631
Are you sure you don't want to
find a better spot?
356
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:49,334
No, it's fine, I do it all
the time.
357
00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:52,273
Sorry. Hold on, I'm so rude,
one sec.
358
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,416
Okay, I swear I'm done, sorry.
359
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,883
Don't worry about it,
is everything okay?
360
00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:08,321
Yeah, no, have you seen
this OJ show, I'm obsessed.
361
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:11,390
Wait, the eight-hour doc or the
Cuba Gooding Jr. one?
362
00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:13,825
- The doc.
- How fucking good is it?
363
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,961
- No, it's amazing.
- I know, right?
364
00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,096
Uh, what do you want to drink?
365
00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:19,931
Uh, vodka water, like a vodka
soda, but with water.
366
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:22,834
Wow, got it, kind of intense.
367
00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,604
Um, yeah, could I get a vodka
water, please?
368
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:28,841
And a uh... whatever's just the
lightest beer you have.
369
00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:30,508
Thank you.
370
00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:43,956
Should I call you a nice person?
371
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,424
And I'm not a nice person?
372
00:20:45,426 --> 00:20:47,426
I don't think so.
373
00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,527
This is how the conversation
went last time.
374
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,697
Not at all, it says you're
a raging pussy.
375
00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:52,834
Yeah.
376
00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:57,769
This is fun, right?
377
00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,905
I shouldn't be dating somebody,
since I'm literally afraid...
378
00:20:59,907 --> 00:21:01,640
to check my ATM balance,
but...
379
00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:04,476
What?!
380
00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,812
What?
381
00:21:06,814 --> 00:21:10,882
Well, I mean, like... are you
guys actually dating?
382
00:21:10,884 --> 00:21:17,489
Pfft, yeah! I mean... yeah.
Definitely.
383
00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,492
Does she know that?
384
00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:20,459
Dude, fuck you, man.
385
00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,794
Because usually when you're
dating somebody...
386
00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:23,862
that's like a mutual, consentual
decision.
387
00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:26,998
It's not like a made up thing
in somebody's head, you know?
388
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,469
Just saying, early days, you
know?
389
00:21:31,471 --> 00:21:33,038
I don't know, I think breakfast
is serious.
390
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,775
I mean, I wouldn't say that
we're dating.
391
00:21:36,777 --> 00:21:38,811
So what are you doing?
392
00:21:38,813 --> 00:21:45,387
You know, hanging out.
393
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:49,788
- What?
- Yikes.
394
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,824
If I heard a guy I liked be
like, "Yeah, we're hanging out."
395
00:21:52,826 --> 00:21:56,428
I would literally be like...
kill me right there.
396
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,030
Well, we're lucky you're not
single.
397
00:21:58,032 --> 00:22:01,534
I don't want to be single.
I mean, like I do, but I don't.
398
00:22:01,536 --> 00:22:04,437
And I don't... that's not
about me.
399
00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:07,672
We are lucky you are not single.
400
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,742
They'd like hold your hand
or touch you...
401
00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:10,876
and you'd be like,
"We're dating!"
402
00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:11,843
I feel like when you meet
someone...
403
00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:12,878
you know if you're gonna love
them or not.
404
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,081
What, you went straight into
"We're married,"?
405
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,817
- Yeah.
- Of course, you did.
406
00:22:18,819 --> 00:22:20,053
I literally...
407
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:23,755
I assumed we were together from
like the night we had sex.
408
00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:25,990
I don't know, his idea of when
we started dating...
409
00:22:25,992 --> 00:22:29,728
from my idea, it's not like
months or days different...
410
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,930
we're talking like gaps in years
that he thought...
411
00:22:31,932 --> 00:22:34,566
we weren't together that we
were fully together.
412
00:22:34,568 --> 00:22:36,768
I'm like, if we're not together,
what else are you doing?
413
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,572
We're together every night, so...
414
00:22:39,574 --> 00:22:41,509
Jesus, you guys are fucked.
415
00:22:43,678 --> 00:22:47,482
I feel, I want to say,
I could be drunk.
416
00:22:50,951 --> 00:22:52,453
Shot, shot, shot!
417
00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:18,910
Oh my god... holy shit,
I got in!
418
00:23:18,912 --> 00:23:19,911
You got into where?
419
00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:22,014
Oh, the... a photograph of mine got into
this group show...
420
00:23:22,016 --> 00:23:23,615
that's going to be in a month.
421
00:23:23,617 --> 00:23:27,620
Oh my god, that's so cool.
Congrats.
422
00:23:27,622 --> 00:23:28,755
Yeah, I sent it in
like...
423
00:23:28,757 --> 00:23:31,623
Keep talking, I'm just getting
a little sip of water.
424
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,626
You want? I'm listening.
425
00:23:33,628 --> 00:23:35,761
No, I'm good.
426
00:23:35,763 --> 00:23:38,898
Never mind.
427
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,800
You know, I think I'm
done editing the bar mitzvah...
428
00:23:40,802 --> 00:23:43,601
video, so I can finally get that
fucking check.
429
00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:45,804
The parents loved it, though.
430
00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:47,907
They still have to show it
to the bar mitzvah boy...
431
00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:50,712
before we picture lock, but I
think that's just a formality.
432
00:24:00,921 --> 00:24:02,990
- Good morning.
- Uh-uh...
433
00:24:22,776 --> 00:24:25,910
You know, last week I read an
article that women in prison...
434
00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:28,080
are more violent than men when
it's that time of the month...
435
00:24:28,082 --> 00:24:29,782
they'll literally just start
beating each other up...
436
00:24:29,784 --> 00:24:31,717
and sometimes they even murder
each other...
437
00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:33,218
because of their fucking
periods.
438
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:36,822
When did we say about fast
talking in the morning?
439
00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,660
We don't like it.
440
00:24:39,861 --> 00:24:41,826
- Okay, that's enough.
- What?
441
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:46,130
You're like grinding your boner
all over me?
442
00:24:46,132 --> 00:24:49,067
That's not because of you,
that's not a sex boner.
443
00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:52,004
That's just a night-morning
boner.
444
00:24:52,006 --> 00:24:54,739
Oh, thank you so much
for clarifying.
445
00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:56,976
And, uh,
she still hasn't responded.
446
00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:58,110
Stop, look, see, the whites
with the colors?
447
00:24:58,112 --> 00:24:59,644
Like it really matters.
448
00:24:59,646 --> 00:25:00,813
The text is out there,
it's fine.
449
00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:01,880
I mean, she doesn't even respond
to me...
450
00:25:01,882 --> 00:25:03,748
sometimes for like a day, so...
451
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,884
I'm sorry.
I'm being insane, you're right.
452
00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:07,919
Thanks, Hallie, I'll keep you
updated.
453
00:25:07,921 --> 00:25:09,591
Bye.
454
00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:19,099
Argh...
455
00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:27,072
Are you actually still working
on that bar mitzvah video.
456
00:25:27,074 --> 00:25:30,109
Yeah, the guy's paying me
to reopen the edit...
457
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,810
because his son had more notes.
458
00:25:31,812 --> 00:25:33,812
Kid thinks he's the next
frickin' Kuprick.
459
00:25:33,814 --> 00:25:35,880
Do you want to watch the
next cut with me in a little?
460
00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,082
Not really.
461
00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:38,283
I honestly think it was better
yesterday...
462
00:25:38,285 --> 00:25:41,790
but what the fuck do I know,
I'm just the editor, right?
463
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:53,935
So, that's it, we're just done
talking about it?
464
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:59,004
Can we just... can we just watch?
465
00:25:59,006 --> 00:26:01,907
Look, I don't want to watch this
for the tenth time.
466
00:26:01,909 --> 00:26:03,042
No, really, I have... he needs
it by tomorrow.
467
00:26:03,044 --> 00:26:05,009
I want to talk.
468
00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:08,179
So you just flat out
don't want to live with me.
469
00:26:08,181 --> 00:26:10,015
I mean I'm sorry, but I just
think it's a little weird...
470
00:26:10,017 --> 00:26:11,182
that you're not even
considering it.
471
00:26:11,184 --> 00:26:13,185
Of course, I've considered it,
just...
472
00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:14,687
Oh, thank you so much.
473
00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:15,920
I'm sorry you don't want
to move in...
474
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:16,988
but thank you for
considering.
475
00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:18,189
Holy crap.
476
00:26:18,191 --> 00:26:20,258
You're gonna just hang onto
the one thing that I've said...
477
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:22,061
because that's what people do
when they want to fight.
478
00:26:22,063 --> 00:26:23,195
So you just want to...
479
00:26:23,197 --> 00:26:25,063
I-I-I want to solve this.
480
00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:28,066
- Oh, you're such an asshole!
- Okay? I really do.
481
00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:32,971
Don't you think if we moved
in, we would never move out?
482
00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:36,207
Don't you want to have things to
build towards or... or things...
483
00:26:36,209 --> 00:26:39,044
to look forward to or maybe
there are things we're missing...
484
00:26:39,046 --> 00:26:42,683
out on or things that we want
to try like before we...
485
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,985
Argh!
486
00:26:45,987 --> 00:26:52,256
Look, I love you, you know
I love you.
487
00:26:52,258 --> 00:26:57,262
Right now I'm just, I'm not
ready to settle down.
488
00:26:57,264 --> 00:26:58,263
- I'm just not.
- I'm not talking about...
489
00:26:58,265 --> 00:27:00,267
settling down, I'm talking about
living together.
490
00:27:02,803 --> 00:27:05,970
Look... I love you,
I love you too.
491
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:08,273
I just, I... yeah, I don't
want to force it, I guess.
492
00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:10,141
Exactly, I don't want to force
it either.
493
00:27:10,143 --> 00:27:12,343
Okay, but what are you saying
when you say that?
494
00:27:12,345 --> 00:27:14,246
Because it sounds like you're
saying you want...
495
00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:16,281
to have like a break
or something.
496
00:27:16,283 --> 00:27:18,883
Okay, things haven't felt right.
You know that...
497
00:27:18,885 --> 00:27:19,985
Yeah, I know how things haven't
felt.
498
00:27:19,987 --> 00:27:21,219
- Things haven't felt right.
- I know!
499
00:27:21,221 --> 00:27:23,054
Okay, so you know!
500
00:27:23,056 --> 00:27:26,291
Right, so then, I don't want
to move in together.
501
00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:27,993
I just... I'm sorry, I don't.
502
00:27:27,995 --> 00:27:29,361
And what if I hadn't said
anything, huh?
503
00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:31,162
We'd just be laying in bed
watching your stupid...
504
00:27:31,164 --> 00:27:33,165
fucking bar mitzvah video
for the 20th time?
505
00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:35,300
We were in a fight and now
you're breaking up with me...
506
00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:36,935
and it's like we fight
all the time.
507
00:27:36,937 --> 00:27:38,937
Please don't say that.
508
00:27:38,939 --> 00:27:41,407
Please don't say break-up,
that's not what this is.
509
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:45,143
This is just me needing time,
I just need time.
510
00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:47,949
Some time of not being together.
511
00:27:56,923 --> 00:27:58,826
Will you stay over?
512
00:28:01,996 --> 00:28:05,200
You want to be alone,
then be alone.
513
00:29:10,363 --> 00:29:12,497
- Oh, of fucking course!
- Shit!
514
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:15,969
- Hal, what are you doing here?
- I live here, asshole!
515
00:29:19,305 --> 00:29:20,505
Hal, you all right?
516
00:29:20,507 --> 00:29:23,041
Get the fuck out of here!
517
00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:24,376
We should go, she sounds pretty
upset.
518
00:29:24,378 --> 00:29:26,344
She means you.
519
00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:29,917
Oh, right, uh, she wants me
to go, fuck.
520
00:29:32,253 --> 00:29:33,955
Go!
521
00:29:41,394 --> 00:29:42,963
Hal?
522
00:29:55,008 --> 00:29:58,075
Rachel Flegelman, a blast
from the past.
523
00:29:58,077 --> 00:30:02,514
Maybe we shouldn't tell
Matt about this.
524
00:30:02,516 --> 00:30:04,349
Matt who?
525
00:30:04,351 --> 00:30:07,319
Never mind.
526
00:30:07,321 --> 00:30:09,321
Hey, do you want to um,
get brunch?
527
00:30:09,323 --> 00:30:11,926
Um...
528
00:30:23,269 --> 00:30:27,505
Hallie, do a shot with me.
529
00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:30,475
Gross, that's from Clare's
birthday like two years ago in.
530
00:30:30,477 --> 00:30:31,709
Plus, it's 3:00 PM.
531
00:30:31,711 --> 00:30:34,446
Yeah, exactly, it's 3:00 PM and
you're staring at the trees...
532
00:30:34,448 --> 00:30:37,216
Like you're in a
Cymbalta commercial.
533
00:30:37,218 --> 00:30:42,420
Willa, I am on a break with the
guy who I thought I was going...
534
00:30:42,422 --> 00:30:46,057
to marry, please just give me
some motherfucking time.
535
00:30:46,059 --> 00:30:48,060
Okay, I'm sorry.
536
00:30:48,062 --> 00:30:50,062
Look, I just want to make
you happy.
537
00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:52,033
What will make you happy?
538
00:30:55,401 --> 00:30:57,201
There's my girl.
539
00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,072
Thank you.
540
00:31:00,074 --> 00:31:03,207
Can we look at pictures
of sushi on Yelp?
541
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:06,011
Yeah, come here.
542
00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:16,354
- Dude, are you wearing a bandana?
- Sure am!
543
00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:18,623
I got a membership at Gold's,
did a couple of circuits...
544
00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:20,391
before I got here, come on in.
545
00:31:20,393 --> 00:31:22,494
Wait, you're eating already?
I thought we were getting lunch.
546
00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:25,264
Bro, I waited an hour and a half
yesterday for this bad boy.
547
00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:27,532
Don't want it to go to waste.
548
00:31:27,534 --> 00:31:29,504
You lost a couple of -penos
there.
549
00:31:32,038 --> 00:31:35,340
Pass me the ranch, right in your
side compartment right there?
550
00:31:35,342 --> 00:31:37,109
Besides, who do I have to be
skinny for you...
551
00:31:37,111 --> 00:31:38,209
you know what I mean?
552
00:31:38,211 --> 00:31:39,445
Let's talk about the facts,
okay?
553
00:31:39,447 --> 00:31:41,647
The little one would never let
me keep my sauces in the car...
554
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,649
but now I have them for easy
access whenever I want.
555
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:48,519
Look, I love you and, and I know
you and Hallie just broke up...
556
00:31:48,521 --> 00:31:52,189
but this is not good, all right,
you're gonna fall into a hole.
557
00:31:52,191 --> 00:31:56,561
You said you wanted freedom,
you should really use it right.
558
00:31:56,563 --> 00:31:59,230
All right, you're doing a whole
lot of talking about me.
559
00:31:59,232 --> 00:32:01,166
What about Willa? What's going
on with you guys?
560
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:02,534
You haven't talked about her...
561
00:32:02,536 --> 00:32:04,303
the whole minute you've been
in the car, I'm amazed.
562
00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:05,371
It's, it's good.
563
00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:08,073
It's actually, yeah, it's
actually really good.
564
00:32:08,075 --> 00:32:10,475
She, um, she and I had the
"How many people have you...
565
00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,544
"slept with?" conversation
the other day.
566
00:32:12,546 --> 00:32:16,081
Which usually fucking sucks, but
it turns out we're both at nine.
567
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,082
And she just turned to me in bed
and said...
568
00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:20,185
"I love that we're each
other's tens."
569
00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:22,219
- What... stop.
- Really?
570
00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:25,223
- What? What?
- Nine, nine?
571
00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:27,225
- Yes.
- Come on.
572
00:32:27,227 --> 00:32:31,196
Who do you think she is,
ten people total?
573
00:32:31,198 --> 00:32:34,666
Yeah, like maybe ten people last
fucking Christmas...
574
00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:36,400
over the holiday break.
575
00:32:36,402 --> 00:32:37,535
Shut the fuck up.
576
00:32:37,537 --> 00:32:38,704
Okay, pal, let me tell you
something, pal, all right?
577
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:43,274
Willa's like a fucking goddess,
she's like a sex goddess.
578
00:32:43,276 --> 00:32:45,576
The girl is like top three most
beautiful women...
579
00:32:45,578 --> 00:32:47,178
I've ever seen in real life.
580
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,447
Why are we still in park?
581
00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:51,416
Let me ask, wait, wait, let me
just ask you a question first.
582
00:32:51,418 --> 00:32:55,187
Did you give the number and then
she agreed with you?
583
00:32:55,189 --> 00:32:58,290
Or did she give the number
first?
584
00:32:58,292 --> 00:33:01,192
You gave the number and she
agreed with you.
585
00:33:01,194 --> 00:33:03,562
Breaks my heart that I'm right
all the time.
586
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:06,598
It smells really weird in here.
587
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,536
That's the smell of freedom,
my friend.
588
00:33:10,603 --> 00:33:14,339
So I was going to say,
what are you up to today?
589
00:33:14,341 --> 00:33:17,342
I have a surprise for us.
I'll bring the vodka water.
590
00:33:17,344 --> 00:33:18,442
Or is it weird if I don't
acknowledge...
591
00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:19,444
the Owen and Hallie situation?
592
00:33:19,446 --> 00:33:21,513
Yo, you sound straight up like
a murderer...
593
00:33:21,515 --> 00:33:22,613
when you overthink this much.
594
00:33:22,615 --> 00:33:25,350
Stop. There, can you just
please write it for me?
595
00:33:25,352 --> 00:33:26,717
You know what, it's fine.
596
00:33:26,719 --> 00:33:29,521
Oh, she's typing, that's good,
right?
597
00:33:29,523 --> 00:33:31,355
Or is it bad that she hasn't
waited?
598
00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,757
I don't know what
the rules are anymore.
599
00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:34,726
Okay, we know the typing
bubble's gone now.
600
00:33:34,728 --> 00:33:37,496
- This is your face when you cry.
- How do you know?
601
00:33:37,498 --> 00:33:41,235
Fuck you, stop, stop.
602
00:33:43,603 --> 00:33:45,736
So you're really not gonna
tell me.
603
00:33:45,738 --> 00:33:48,675
Nope... you'll see.
604
00:33:49,642 --> 00:33:51,376
Oh, here he is.
605
00:33:51,378 --> 00:33:54,345
What do you mean, here he is.
Are we doing a drug deal?
606
00:33:54,347 --> 00:33:56,515
Just trust me, all right?
What?
607
00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,417
Oh, we're getting into his car,
okay.
608
00:34:09,196 --> 00:34:10,661
Hey, hey, what's up, guys?
I'm Adam.
609
00:34:10,663 --> 00:34:13,431
So would you mind explaining to
Willa what we're doing here...
610
00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:15,199
because she has no idea.
611
00:34:15,201 --> 00:34:16,768
Well, Willa, we're gonna go
on the OJ tour.
612
00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:19,804
- What?
- The OJ Simpson Murder Tour.
613
00:34:19,806 --> 00:34:21,609
It's vodka-water.
614
00:34:23,777 --> 00:34:24,975
Let's do it.
615
00:34:24,977 --> 00:34:28,379
All right, we're gonna just jump
straight into the tour here.
616
00:34:28,381 --> 00:34:30,681
Across the street is
Paul Revere Middle School.
617
00:34:30,683 --> 00:34:33,618
Now this is where OJ Simpson
and Nicole's daughter...
618
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,754
had a dance recital on the night
of June 12th, 1994.
619
00:34:36,756 --> 00:34:40,625
You remember from the court
case, OJ was found not guilty...
620
00:34:40,627 --> 00:34:43,228
of the murders, for the purposes
of our tour...
621
00:34:43,230 --> 00:34:44,395
we're just gonna say that
he did it.
622
00:35:06,652 --> 00:35:09,457
Where the fuck is my assistant?
Hallie?!
623
00:35:12,526 --> 00:35:15,527
Oh, Dexter's girlfriend quit.
624
00:35:15,529 --> 00:35:18,330
Who wears a size zero
around here?
625
00:35:18,332 --> 00:35:21,500
- Hallie does.
- Get her in a dress!
626
00:35:23,736 --> 00:35:25,439
Dexter.
627
00:35:28,341 --> 00:35:31,475
This is Hallie, my assistant,
she's replacing your girlfriend.
628
00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,879
Hi. Oh...
629
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,846
Nice to meet you... Dexter.
630
00:35:35,848 --> 00:35:37,584
I know.
631
00:35:38,752 --> 00:35:40,252
- Shall we?
- Yeah!
632
00:35:40,254 --> 00:35:42,721
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
633
00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:45,757
But I honestly prefered
it to season one, actually.
634
00:35:45,759 --> 00:35:49,460
What about the scenes you do in
space, how do you shoot that?
635
00:35:49,462 --> 00:35:51,696
I mean, obviously you're not in
space, duh.
636
00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:54,569
But do they have you like flying
up in the air or something or...
637
00:35:57,671 --> 00:36:03,375
This may be a little forward,
but do you have a boyfriend?
638
00:36:03,377 --> 00:36:07,645
Don't you have a girlfriend?
639
00:36:07,647 --> 00:36:11,283
We're, uh, we're kind of in a
rough patch if I'm being honest.
640
00:36:11,285 --> 00:36:12,716
How do you mean?
641
00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:15,754
I mean, I love Owen, his name's
Owen and I love him.
642
00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:19,524
I just, I don't know, things are
so weird right now.
643
00:36:19,526 --> 00:36:21,725
We might be moving in together
though, which I think...
644
00:36:21,727 --> 00:36:24,596
I think could help.
645
00:36:24,598 --> 00:36:27,431
I think we just need some
newness, you know?
646
00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:29,634
Okay,
guys, they're ready for you.
647
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:35,308
Okay, act like you have
a secret.
648
00:36:37,611 --> 00:36:41,679
No, like... like you have
a secret.
649
00:36:41,681 --> 00:36:46,587
♪ There was nothing I could do
Nothing I could do ♪
650
00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:49,880
- Hi.
- Hi.
651
00:37:49,882 --> 00:37:51,415
I'm Owen.
652
00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:52,984
I'm just waiting for my
boyfriend.
653
00:37:52,986 --> 00:37:54,654
Okay.
654
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:58,957
That's phenomenal, cheers.
655
00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:00,759
Thank you.
656
00:38:00,761 --> 00:38:03,627
I mean, it's just one photo and
it is a big group show...
657
00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:05,730
but who knows, maybe it'll sell.
658
00:38:05,732 --> 00:38:07,832
I'm actually a bit of an
amateur photographer myself.
659
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:10,768
- Oh what, like your Instagram?
- Yeah.
660
00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:12,737
It's crazy, like with all the
fans of the show.
661
00:38:12,739 --> 00:38:13,871
Oh, I was kidding.
662
00:38:13,873 --> 00:38:16,741
Okay, I can take a picture
of anything I see, right?
663
00:38:16,743 --> 00:38:18,643
Mm-hm.
664
00:38:18,645 --> 00:38:21,779
As soon as I post it like
100 likes...
665
00:38:21,781 --> 00:38:28,053
500 likes, 1,000... guys like
everything.
666
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,424
- Um, can I click refresh?
- Yeah, do it.
667
00:38:33,426 --> 00:38:35,759
- Crazy.
- Holy shit, it's this guy.
668
00:38:35,761 --> 00:38:37,027
Hey, look, don't worry about it.
669
00:38:37,029 --> 00:38:38,663
I deal with this kind
of thing all the time.
670
00:38:38,665 --> 00:38:39,663
He probably wants a
picture or something.
671
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:42,033
Just let me do the talking.
What's up, man?
672
00:38:42,035 --> 00:38:43,902
Wow, okay.
673
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,870
You know, she made me watch your
stupid little show...
674
00:38:45,872 --> 00:38:47,672
and I actually liked it.
675
00:38:47,674 --> 00:38:50,507
I didn't want to, but I
did, but not anymore.
676
00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:52,643
You just lost a viewer in me,
buddy boy, okay.
677
00:38:52,645 --> 00:38:54,446
I will no longer be using...
678
00:38:54,448 --> 00:38:57,515
Hallie's mother's HBOGo
password.
679
00:38:57,517 --> 00:38:59,654
Good luck with Season 4.
680
00:39:02,922 --> 00:39:04,691
That the boyfriend you
mentioned.
681
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,962
Yeah.
682
00:39:14,968 --> 00:39:18,837
Sorry, man, can I give you
a dollar for a cigarette?
683
00:39:18,839 --> 00:39:20,471
You can just have one.
684
00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,908
Thanks.
685
00:39:23,843 --> 00:39:26,012
I'm sorry, can I get a lighter
too?
686
00:39:31,551 --> 00:39:34,118
Can't believe she brought
him here, our fucking spot.
687
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,556
- Excuse me.
- Hm?
688
00:39:38,924 --> 00:39:40,658
Now we're on this whole
true crime kick.
689
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,926
Did you know the movie theater
I work at is like fully haunted?
690
00:39:42,928 --> 00:39:44,027
- Wait, what?
- Mm-hm.
691
00:39:44,029 --> 00:39:45,996
In the 90's, the owner was
murdered by a hit man...
692
00:39:45,998 --> 00:39:48,031
who was hired by the
projectionist, his lover?
693
00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:50,033
Because he thought
he was in the will.
694
00:39:50,035 --> 00:39:51,736
Unreal.
695
00:39:51,738 --> 00:39:53,004
How do people still think that
they can be...
696
00:39:53,006 --> 00:39:55,507
the beneficiary of a
murder victim's shit...
697
00:39:55,509 --> 00:39:58,842
have them killed and that they
won't be busted by the cops...
698
00:39:58,844 --> 00:40:01,145
- within one second.
- I know, right?
699
00:40:03,015 --> 00:40:04,748
Wait, who is it?
700
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,018
She says, "Almost back
with the actor.
701
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:09,721
"Sorry for the short notice."
702
00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:12,690
Can you respond, "all good"?
703
00:40:12,692 --> 00:40:14,926
Sure, what's your passcode?
704
00:40:14,928 --> 00:40:17,694
One, two, three, four.
705
00:40:17,696 --> 00:40:18,996
Wow, crack security system
you got there?
706
00:40:18,998 --> 00:40:20,899
I have nothing to hide.
707
00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:23,534
Also, so should we leave?
708
00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:24,605
Oh! I didn't realize you guys
were here!
709
00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:27,138
Hi.
710
00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:31,542
Oh, looks like we got a
full house over here.
711
00:40:31,544 --> 00:40:34,578
Oh, hi guys.
712
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:36,049
Hey, we're just about to bounce.
713
00:40:52,031 --> 00:40:55,769
- Are you doing Cat Cow?
- Just one sec, I'm almost there.
714
00:40:59,906 --> 00:41:02,040
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
715
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,641
- Are you ready?
- Oh, yeah.
716
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,748
I was just very intimately
associated...
717
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,720
with whatever's happening there.
718
00:41:16,723 --> 00:41:20,091
Oh, man, I wish I could stay
the night.
719
00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:22,562
Bye.
720
00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:35,839
- Hi.
- Hi.
721
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,975
I'm sorry. Were we too loud?
722
00:41:37,977 --> 00:41:39,111
No, no, you're all good.
723
00:41:39,113 --> 00:41:42,013
I mean yeah, but no, you
actually have a second to talk?
724
00:41:42,015 --> 00:41:44,147
Yeah, sure, what's going on?
725
00:41:44,149 --> 00:41:47,150
Um, okay. I know this is so
weird and out of the blue...
726
00:41:47,152 --> 00:41:51,022
but um, Thad asked me to move
in with him.
727
00:41:51,024 --> 00:41:53,123
Australia Thad?
728
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:57,995
Yeah, he's like moving
here to be with me.
729
00:41:57,997 --> 00:42:00,063
Oh my god, Clara, congrats.
730
00:42:00,065 --> 00:42:02,000
It's so annoying, isn't it?
I mean the worst?
731
00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:05,069
Oh my god, no, no, I'm happy
for you.
732
00:42:05,071 --> 00:42:07,205
I heard you sh-banging.
733
00:42:42,007 --> 00:42:45,777
Hand me that little box in the
compartment, will you, pal?
734
00:42:45,779 --> 00:42:48,846
Sorry.
735
00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:51,214
Hold the wheel, will you?
736
00:42:51,216 --> 00:42:52,652
How far you goin'?
737
00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:59,026
I think it's cute you made me
a mix tape.
738
00:43:01,828 --> 00:43:04,194
It's like we're in eighth grade.
739
00:43:04,196 --> 00:43:05,330
Are you making fun of me?
740
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,967
Yeah.
741
00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:12,136
- I put that DJ Diaz song on here.
- Hm?
742
00:43:12,138 --> 00:43:14,304
For our first night.
743
00:43:14,306 --> 00:43:18,842
Oh, our dry-humping song.
744
00:43:18,844 --> 00:43:20,210
Okay, well, they're actually
playing pretty soon.
745
00:43:20,212 --> 00:43:21,814
I could be down.
746
00:43:23,950 --> 00:43:26,016
Dope, well, I should head out.
747
00:43:26,018 --> 00:43:27,919
- I have to be...
- No!
748
00:43:27,921 --> 00:43:30,821
- I got some stuff to do.
- No, you don't.
749
00:43:30,823 --> 00:43:33,924
Wait, no, this is not
going to work.
750
00:43:33,926 --> 00:43:37,362
- You're breaking up with me?
- Shut up, sink sex.
751
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,996
This is not gonna work, either.
752
00:43:38,998 --> 00:43:41,766
Nothing's good enough for you.
753
00:43:41,768 --> 00:43:48,306
♪ Under the covers I gave
myself to you ♪
754
00:43:48,308 --> 00:43:50,942
Clara left some crystals.
755
00:43:50,944 --> 00:43:53,176
Wait, so your old landlord
shipped over all this stuff.
756
00:43:53,178 --> 00:43:54,946
He must've really liked you.
757
00:43:54,948 --> 00:43:56,848
Yeah, he had a crush on me,
so he kept them for awhile.
758
00:43:56,850 --> 00:43:58,116
Yo, what's up?
759
00:43:58,118 --> 00:44:00,051
What up,
biatch? You stick your finger...
760
00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:02,020
in Willa's butt last night
or what?
761
00:44:02,022 --> 00:44:04,187
I'm sorry. Yo, dude, come on.
762
00:44:04,189 --> 00:44:05,890
Bro, do you believe this shit?
763
00:44:05,892 --> 00:44:07,324
Do I believe what shit?
764
00:44:07,326 --> 00:44:10,161
Is Hallie fucking Persky,
she is, isn't she?
765
00:44:10,163 --> 00:44:12,129
Son of a fucking bitch.
766
00:44:12,131 --> 00:44:13,998
Honestly, I could tell
at the 4th of July party.
767
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,067
That guy has been trying to fuck
her for so long. Holy shit.
768
00:44:17,069 --> 00:44:19,870
First that stupid ass
from the spacecraft show...
769
00:44:19,872 --> 00:44:21,172
- and now this fool?
- Bro, what are you talking about?
770
00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:23,274
Bro, I can see it
on their Instagrams...
771
00:44:23,276 --> 00:44:25,109
they're commenting back and
forth like dumb shit.
772
00:44:25,111 --> 00:44:26,243
Like "dope sunset".
773
00:44:26,245 --> 00:44:28,279
Dude, why are
you so charged up?
774
00:44:28,281 --> 00:44:31,214
Honestly his name should be
a verb, to Persky.
775
00:44:31,216 --> 00:44:33,917
Sample sentence, "Hey, I just
heard they broke up...
776
00:44:33,919 --> 00:44:35,386
"so I'm going to Persky the shit
out of her!"
777
00:44:35,388 --> 00:44:37,120
Yo, you need to relax, bro.
778
00:44:37,122 --> 00:44:40,024
Relaxed? I feel like I'm
going to fucking stroke out.
779
00:44:40,026 --> 00:44:41,993
I feel like Liotta at the
end of Goodfellas...
780
00:44:41,995 --> 00:44:43,393
seeing fucking helicopters.
781
00:44:43,395 --> 00:44:44,562
Alright, I'm sorry.
782
00:44:44,564 --> 00:44:47,198
Look, I'm with Willa right
now, so I can't really talk.
783
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,801
Okay, whatever Hallie's up to,
it's fine.
784
00:44:49,803 --> 00:44:52,270
I'm on a record breaking fuck
streak of my own right now.
785
00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:55,906
So listen, mysterious and busy,
my man, you feel me...
786
00:44:55,908 --> 00:44:58,344
or she'll break your little
heart in half.
787
00:45:06,018 --> 00:45:08,185
Thank god, you guys are here.
This is so embarrassing.
788
00:45:08,187 --> 00:45:09,386
Nobody is here.
789
00:45:09,388 --> 00:45:11,288
Hal, what are you talking about?
They're totally people here.
790
00:45:11,290 --> 00:45:13,091
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but nobody that I invited.
791
00:45:13,093 --> 00:45:15,125
I mean it's literally you guys
and my boss...
792
00:45:15,127 --> 00:45:17,161
- that showed up for me.
- Fuck everyone else.
793
00:45:17,163 --> 00:45:20,198
Brandon Saknov texted me being
like, daddy can't find his keys.
794
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,333
And then fucking Shareen
texted me being like...
795
00:45:22,335 --> 00:45:24,435
Baby Girl, I'm stuck with this
guy. I love you.
796
00:45:24,437 --> 00:45:26,103
I would literally do
anything to be there.
797
00:45:26,105 --> 00:45:27,304
It's like, really? Would you?
798
00:45:27,306 --> 00:45:28,573
I mean my next show's just gonna
be screen grabs of those...
799
00:45:28,575 --> 00:45:32,342
text messages called reasons why
my friends bailed on my opening.
800
00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,112
- We'll come to that one.
- Yep.
801
00:45:34,114 --> 00:45:37,080
Hallie, I want you to meet
Lindsay.
802
00:45:37,082 --> 00:45:39,250
Lindsay lives in the house
we shot Dexter in.
803
00:45:39,252 --> 00:45:40,217
Stop.
804
00:45:40,219 --> 00:45:42,386
And Lindsay, this is Hallie,
my assistant.
805
00:45:42,388 --> 00:45:43,920
That house is beautiful.
806
00:45:43,922 --> 00:45:45,121
Thank you so much
for letting us use it.
807
00:45:45,123 --> 00:45:48,359
I wish it was mine, I'm just
housesitting for my godmother...
808
00:45:48,361 --> 00:45:50,495
I didn't even tell her
you guys used it.
809
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:52,964
So, Lindsay, this is
Hallie's photograph.
810
00:45:52,966 --> 00:45:55,333
It's the best one here
as far as I'm concerned.
811
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:57,368
Oh my god, thank you so much
for saying that.
812
00:45:57,370 --> 00:46:01,239
I just wish my love life was
going as well as my work life.
813
00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:03,074
I'm sorry, I don't know why
I said that.
814
00:46:03,076 --> 00:46:04,908
I think I've just had way
too much wine.
815
00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:07,277
No, there's no such
thing as too much wine.
816
00:46:07,279 --> 00:46:09,980
In fact, maybe we
should get you some more.
817
00:46:09,982 --> 00:46:12,251
Yes, please.
818
00:46:41,547 --> 00:46:43,883
Her ring.
819
00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:47,888
Fucking kidding me.
820
00:47:31,096 --> 00:47:32,399
Let's go swimming.
821
00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:39,939
Come on.
822
00:47:44,277 --> 00:47:46,046
Ready?
823
00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:19,143
Seriously.
824
00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:20,380
Oh, wait, my pants.
825
00:48:22,015 --> 00:48:26,384
- Oh, sorry, I'll go in the back.
- Sorry.
826
00:48:26,386 --> 00:48:27,618
Two of you, one of me.
827
00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:29,620
I think he's dropping you off
first anyways.
828
00:48:29,622 --> 00:48:31,422
I'm Eugene by the way.
829
00:48:31,424 --> 00:48:34,161
- Willa.
- Hi, pleasure.
830
00:48:36,094 --> 00:48:39,062
Um, can we maybe not tell Owen
about what just happened?
831
00:48:39,064 --> 00:48:42,533
- Oh, he'd totally lose his shit.
- Yeah.
832
00:48:42,535 --> 00:48:44,534
Who's Owen?
833
00:48:44,536 --> 00:48:46,569
I can't wait to be neighbors.
834
00:48:46,571 --> 00:48:49,105
I'm just gonna be the guy
in the back yard blasting...
835
00:48:49,107 --> 00:48:50,306
Dashboard Confessional.
836
00:48:50,308 --> 00:48:53,143
You are never living that down,
you're a fucking plagerizer.
837
00:48:53,145 --> 00:48:55,513
Well, you have to admit I
was at least convincing at it.
838
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,547
I would, you know, cross
stuff out...
839
00:48:57,549 --> 00:49:00,083
so it would seem like I'd make
mistakes as it went on.
840
00:49:00,085 --> 00:49:02,486
Buddy, they reminded me
of the Zodiac letters.
841
00:49:02,488 --> 00:49:07,290
I mean, I knew the whole time.
I've told you this, it's sweet.
842
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,326
You're comparing me to the
Zodiac killer...
843
00:49:08,328 --> 00:49:11,161
but you're letting me live
in your back house.
844
00:49:11,163 --> 00:49:12,429
Very mixed signals.
845
00:49:12,431 --> 00:49:14,665
So that's you, that
back house right there.
846
00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,433
- Hey babe.
- Hey baby.
847
00:49:16,435 --> 00:49:18,301
- Here's coffee.
- Nice, thank you.
848
00:49:18,303 --> 00:49:21,105
- Mm-hm.
- Oh, hey, man, Ash.
849
00:49:21,107 --> 00:49:22,605
Hey, Owen.
850
00:49:22,607 --> 00:49:26,344
Yeah, oh, this is our new
tenant. Oh my god.
851
00:49:26,346 --> 00:49:28,578
Oh yeah, right, nice to meet
you, brother.
852
00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:30,246
Nice to meet you.
853
00:49:30,248 --> 00:49:33,283
You got a good one.
854
00:49:33,285 --> 00:49:34,387
Yeah.
855
00:49:41,259 --> 00:49:46,096
- Morning, sunshine.
- Yeah, good morning.
856
00:49:46,098 --> 00:49:49,632
I can't believe you grew up
in this fuck palace.
857
00:49:49,634 --> 00:49:52,737
Yeah.
858
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,739
So what's the deal with your
parents?
859
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:57,341
Uh, they... they do visual
effects together...
860
00:49:57,343 --> 00:50:01,478
and my mom's a VFX producer and
my dad's a VFX supervisor.
861
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,513
They worked together,
that's cute.
862
00:50:03,515 --> 00:50:05,716
Yeah, they're like perfect.
863
00:50:05,718 --> 00:50:10,754
And they're doing this new
Marvel movie in Atlanta.
864
00:50:10,756 --> 00:50:14,093
Well, when are they back?
I really want to meet them.
865
00:50:15,227 --> 00:50:16,361
Sorry.
866
00:50:16,363 --> 00:50:18,362
Wait, have you ever introduced
them to a girl before?
867
00:50:18,364 --> 00:50:20,698
What, no, no...
868
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:24,502
I just thought maybe it was
like a little soon, but, but no.
869
00:50:24,504 --> 00:50:28,239
If, if, if you want to meet
them, then I'd love that.
870
00:50:28,241 --> 00:50:30,507
I mean, yeah, they're
back in like a month.
871
00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:32,643
Oh, perfect, just in time
for the wedding.
872
00:50:32,645 --> 00:50:35,614
Yeah, I never introduced
them to a girlfriend before.
873
00:50:39,652 --> 00:50:42,620
- I'm sorry, did I just ruin it?
- No.
874
00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:44,288
I know, we haven't had that
conversation yet.
875
00:50:44,290 --> 00:50:45,790
No, no, no, it's all good.
876
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:50,594
Oh, how could I forget?
877
00:50:50,596 --> 00:50:52,663
This is for you.
878
00:50:52,665 --> 00:50:55,332
A mix CD.
879
00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:58,469
You already gave me one.
Do you remember? Are you okay?
880
00:50:58,471 --> 00:51:00,471
No, this is an
extension of that one.
881
00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:02,406
Yeah, I made a playlist of like 40
something songs...
882
00:51:02,408 --> 00:51:04,741
and this everything I can fit
on the first one...
883
00:51:04,743 --> 00:51:07,446
because you can only do like 20
or 21 on a CD.
884
00:51:11,283 --> 00:51:15,252
Big Willa Style, mix number two.
885
00:51:15,254 --> 00:51:18,254
- This time it's personal.
- Personal, yeah.
886
00:51:18,256 --> 00:51:20,326
Whoa.
887
00:51:23,696 --> 00:51:27,397
So, uh, want to get
some breakfast?
888
00:51:27,399 --> 00:51:29,667
Um, I'm actually not hungry.
889
00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:30,734
Oh, okay.
890
00:51:30,736 --> 00:51:33,471
Well, I mean we could do like
a... do a bagel run...
891
00:51:33,473 --> 00:51:37,308
we could get like a dozen or
something bagels.
892
00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:38,576
That's a lot of bagels.
893
00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:40,844
Oh shit. I just remembered
my laundry.
894
00:51:40,846 --> 00:51:44,214
Oh, word, we can... we can go
grab it.
895
00:51:44,216 --> 00:51:46,216
No, it'll get moldy and wrinkly.
896
00:51:46,218 --> 00:51:48,219
Um, I'm just going
to run and grab it.
897
00:51:48,221 --> 00:51:49,453
I-I will call you later.
898
00:51:49,455 --> 00:51:53,426
Oh cool. I gotta go help Owen
move in, so that's perfect.
899
00:52:02,602 --> 00:52:03,734
Fuck.
900
00:52:03,736 --> 00:52:07,871
Hallie, want to get some food?
I'm fucking starving.
901
00:52:07,873 --> 00:52:09,839
Also, apparently Owen
has a new place.
902
00:52:09,841 --> 00:52:11,609
Clara's here just come home.
903
00:52:11,611 --> 00:52:14,346
- Hi, Willa!
- Okay.
904
00:52:33,632 --> 00:52:35,598
Okay, are you guys ready?
905
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,703
Can't believe we're gonna hear a
song that you actually wrote.
906
00:52:42,774 --> 00:52:50,346
♪ Sweet Virginia has to wait ♪
907
00:52:50,348 --> 00:52:54,717
♪ Got a lovesick heart on fire ♪
908
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,788
♪ Got a lovesick heart on fire ♪
909
00:52:58,790 --> 00:53:03,661
♪ All her friends know
she's on a wire ♪
910
00:53:03,663 --> 00:53:10,634
♪ Sweet sweet ♪
911
00:53:10,636 --> 00:53:15,573
♪ Makes her say the strangest
things ♪
912
00:53:15,575 --> 00:53:19,909
♪ She told Marie that she
was in love ♪
913
00:53:19,911 --> 00:53:24,315
♪ Fell into the arms of Hadra's
smile ♪
914
00:53:24,317 --> 00:53:27,551
♪ At the break of a cracking
dawn ♪
915
00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:33,489
♪ On the Westside high ♪
916
00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:39,865
♪ So Virginia stays at home ♪
917
00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:45,868
♪ Doing all the simple household
things ♪
918
00:53:45,870 --> 00:53:51,341
♪ Picking up the phone and
letting it ring ♪
919
00:53:51,343 --> 00:53:55,913
♪ And she plays in lover's eye ♪
920
00:53:55,915 --> 00:54:02,855
♪ Sweet ♪
921
00:54:03,788 --> 00:54:05,788
So nice being back here.
922
00:54:05,790 --> 00:54:08,558
Honestly, Thad won't even
let me smoke in the house.
923
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,761
It's really annoying.
924
00:54:10,763 --> 00:54:12,663
Thank you so much.
925
00:54:12,665 --> 00:54:17,701
Willa, what are you doing?
Are you texting Jacob?
926
00:54:17,703 --> 00:54:19,703
I thought you said
you were done with him.
927
00:54:19,705 --> 00:54:21,705
Leave me alone, let me live.
928
00:54:21,707 --> 00:54:24,708
Forget about Jakob, okay?
He's a dick.
929
00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:26,777
- He spells his name like Jacob.
- That is true.
930
00:54:26,779 --> 00:54:27,844
Just make it work with Matt.
931
00:54:27,846 --> 00:54:31,582
I mean, I know he's weird,
but he's a good guy...
932
00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:33,750
and you're being stupid, okay.
933
00:54:33,752 --> 00:54:36,420
I mean, you have someone that
wants to spend time with you.
934
00:54:36,422 --> 00:54:40,424
Okay, I am... I'm alone, like I am...
I'm so fucking alone...
935
00:54:40,426 --> 00:54:42,893
to be honest, I just cannot hear
you go on and on and on...
936
00:54:42,895 --> 00:54:45,663
any more about how
Matt texted me too much.
937
00:54:45,665 --> 00:54:47,665
Matt just wants to
eat bagels with me.
938
00:54:47,667 --> 00:54:49,900
Like I'm too fragile right now,
okay.
939
00:54:49,902 --> 00:54:52,372
Owen never wanted to
just eat bagels with me.
940
00:54:54,906 --> 00:54:57,908
Favorite Selfie face.
941
00:54:57,910 --> 00:54:59,009
The classic, the pout.
942
00:54:59,011 --> 00:55:00,911
The classic pout from this
angle.
943
00:55:00,913 --> 00:55:01,946
Who's this dude?
I don't trust this guy.
944
00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:03,681
- These one's are super cute.
- Okay, we're done.
945
00:55:03,683 --> 00:55:05,482
Can I plug my phone in?
946
00:55:05,484 --> 00:55:06,752
Yeah, sure.
947
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:12,489
Ooh, actually, I have an idea.
948
00:55:12,491 --> 00:55:17,728
Okay, um, okay, can I do
a magic trick for you?
949
00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:19,929
- Are you gonna think I'm weird?
- Okay.
950
00:55:19,931 --> 00:55:21,799
Okay, wait, was that a yes?
951
00:55:21,801 --> 00:55:22,933
You're just gonna think
I'm weird?
952
00:55:22,935 --> 00:55:23,933
Yes.
953
00:55:23,935 --> 00:55:27,004
Let me... I gotta get warmed up,
let me see, um...
954
00:55:27,006 --> 00:55:29,975
Okay, pick a card.
Don't show me, though.
955
00:55:31,810 --> 00:55:32,879
I'm actually really nervous.
956
00:55:35,047 --> 00:55:36,746
- Yeah? You got it?
- Okay.
957
00:55:36,748 --> 00:55:39,583
Okay, let's hope my powers are
on point today...
958
00:55:39,585 --> 00:55:40,951
because sometimes I'm
a little off.
959
00:55:40,953 --> 00:55:42,685
Put it back, right there.
960
00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:45,489
- Okay... take a look at it.
- Mm-hm.
961
00:55:45,491 --> 00:55:46,656
- Don't show me, okay.
- No?
962
00:55:46,658 --> 00:55:47,824
- You remember it.
- I remember.
963
00:55:47,826 --> 00:55:49,092
Because if you forget it,
it does kind of make the magic.
964
00:55:49,094 --> 00:55:50,694
- Okay.
- All right.
965
00:55:50,696 --> 00:55:52,962
- Do you want me to shuffle?
- Mm-hm.
966
00:55:52,964 --> 00:55:54,897
Yeah? Wow, you are very
suspicious.
967
00:55:54,899 --> 00:55:55,998
I thought you were more
trusting of me.
968
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,536
I don't see... okay, here we go.
969
00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:02,906
I'm going to try and find
your card out of all these.
970
00:56:02,908 --> 00:56:05,708
But I'm going to try to
find it using my mouth.
971
00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:08,448
Okay, and double check,
there's nothing in my mouth?
972
00:56:11,616 --> 00:56:13,650
- Okay.
- We good? Okay, here we go.
973
00:56:13,652 --> 00:56:14,917
Well, there is, there's teeth
and the tongue...
974
00:56:14,919 --> 00:56:17,656
but if you miss that
then you'll miss anything.
975
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,529
Okay.
976
00:56:33,138 --> 00:56:35,705
- No, it's not my card.
- What?
977
00:56:35,707 --> 00:56:37,876
- It's not my card.
- Oh, my god, what?
978
00:56:40,145 --> 00:56:41,547
Fuck.
979
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,687
Are you okay?
980
00:56:53,558 --> 00:56:55,926
I'm so sorry, this has never
happened to me before.
981
00:56:55,928 --> 00:56:59,897
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god, I feel so ill.
982
00:56:59,899 --> 00:57:02,533
- What the fuck?
- Wait, my eyes are watering.
983
00:57:02,535 --> 00:57:07,737
- Was that it?
- What the... how did you do that?
984
00:57:07,739 --> 00:57:09,038
You're such a nerd.
985
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,875
Thank you, I actually take that
as a compliment.
986
00:57:11,877 --> 00:57:14,514
Oh, my god.
987
00:58:09,968 --> 00:58:11,671
- Mm.
- Mm.
988
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:37,730
- Is there no clasp?
- Just untie it.
989
00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:40,964
Did you go to the beach today?
990
00:58:40,966 --> 00:58:42,165
No.
991
00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:44,902
Then why are you wearing
a bathing suit?
992
00:58:44,904 --> 00:58:47,170
Because I didn't have any clean
bras.
993
00:58:47,172 --> 00:58:51,007
I thought you just did your
laundry.
994
00:58:51,009 --> 00:58:54,714
Isn't that why you left the
other day, to get your laundry?
995
00:59:06,759 --> 00:59:09,225
Why don't you just tell me
stuff?
996
00:59:09,227 --> 00:59:11,161
Sorry.
997
00:59:11,163 --> 00:59:13,297
Just... just tell me, okay.
998
00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:15,766
That I don't want to
hang out or whatever.
999
00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:19,101
I don't want to hang out with
you sometimes, you know?
1000
00:59:19,103 --> 00:59:22,875
That's not true, you always want
to hang out with me.
1001
00:59:30,114 --> 00:59:32,114
- Hey.
- Stop.
1002
00:59:32,116 --> 00:59:37,788
Next time I'll tell you I don't
want to see your face anymore.
1003
00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:39,790
I'll say, "Hey, go fuck
yourself.
1004
00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:42,192
"You're bothering me and
you're being an idiot."
1005
00:59:42,194 --> 00:59:45,728
Good, right? That's what I want
to hear.
1006
00:59:45,730 --> 00:59:50,169
Hey, stop acting like a
pussy right now.
1007
01:00:43,855 --> 01:00:44,924
Hup.
1008
01:00:46,190 --> 01:00:48,025
- I got it.
- Oh, thanks.
1009
01:00:48,027 --> 01:00:49,259
Sure.
1010
01:00:49,261 --> 01:00:50,993
Um, what are you doing tonight?
1011
01:00:50,995 --> 01:00:53,929
I think Ash has got a work
drinks thing.
1012
01:00:53,931 --> 01:00:56,400
He's freaking out about
fatherhood or something.
1013
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:59,268
This is when he sneaks off to
have a glass of chardonnay...
1014
01:00:59,270 --> 01:01:02,973
which I know means slam back
three martinis in ten minutes.
1015
01:01:02,975 --> 01:01:04,306
Hey, I thought you guys were
great.
1016
01:01:04,308 --> 01:01:05,844
Ah, it's not as good
as it looks.
1017
01:01:08,147 --> 01:01:12,382
All right, I will see you later.
Okay, I got it.
1018
01:01:12,384 --> 01:01:17,953
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1019
01:01:17,955 --> 01:01:19,121
Who is that?
1020
01:01:19,123 --> 01:01:22,792
Just my old friend, new
landlord.
1021
01:01:22,794 --> 01:01:27,196
So what? You're like jogging
now?
1022
01:01:27,198 --> 01:01:29,134
Yup.
1023
01:02:14,913 --> 01:02:16,379
Sorry, I'll be ready in a sec.
1024
01:02:16,381 --> 01:02:18,482
I can't believe you
guys hooked up.
1025
01:02:18,484 --> 01:02:22,351
Stop. How's... how's everything
with Matt?
1026
01:02:22,353 --> 01:02:24,254
Honestly, I don't know.
1027
01:02:24,256 --> 01:02:26,223
What do you mean,
you don't know?
1028
01:02:26,225 --> 01:02:27,958
Come on. I meaning Lindsay
at 6:00.
1029
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,263
Aw, my little lesbian.
1030
01:03:34,426 --> 01:03:36,926
Okay.
1031
01:03:36,928 --> 01:03:38,460
Oh dude, you gotta stop
liking...
1032
01:03:38,462 --> 01:03:39,728
you and Hallie's facebook
photos.
1033
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,464
You know when you do that, it
shows up on everybody's feed.
1034
01:03:41,466 --> 01:03:42,632
Right?
1035
01:03:42,634 --> 01:03:45,234
You know, she came here today,
showed up completely...
1036
01:03:45,236 --> 01:03:46,502
randomly out of nowhere.
1037
01:03:46,504 --> 01:03:48,337
What is that, what is that move?
1038
01:03:48,339 --> 01:03:50,940
It's a power move.
1039
01:03:50,942 --> 01:03:54,444
Yeah, I, uh, I might've
given Willa the address.
1040
01:03:54,446 --> 01:03:56,145
It was you?
1041
01:03:56,147 --> 01:03:58,547
Yeah. I'm sorry, she asked
and I was...
1042
01:03:58,549 --> 01:04:00,549
And you gave it to her.
Who's side are you on?
1043
01:04:00,551 --> 01:04:02,551
I'm sorry, man, she gets
what she wants.
1044
01:04:02,553 --> 01:04:03,553
You can't do that.
1045
01:04:03,555 --> 01:04:05,522
You can't give out a man's
address like that.
1046
01:04:10,161 --> 01:04:13,330
No, I feel like will and I
are kind of hitting a wall.
1047
01:04:13,332 --> 01:04:15,098
Fuck romantic fulfillment.
1048
01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:17,100
I'm seriously busy, man.
1049
01:04:17,102 --> 01:04:20,502
I've just... I've told you
over and over and over.
1050
01:04:20,504 --> 01:04:21,638
Mysterious and busy.
1051
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,040
It should be your mantra,
you're way too available.
1052
01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:28,344
- I know.
- For once in your life, don't be.
1053
01:04:28,346 --> 01:04:30,080
No, it's just called being nice.
1054
01:04:30,082 --> 01:04:31,547
It's not being nice,
it's being available.
1055
01:04:31,549 --> 01:04:35,351
Being nice is like opening doors
for people and...
1056
01:04:35,353 --> 01:04:37,319
and showing up to places
on time.
1057
01:04:37,321 --> 01:04:40,390
Being too available is when you
see the little text bubble...
1058
01:04:40,392 --> 01:04:43,125
show up the second after you
finished writing the text,
1059
01:04:43,127 --> 01:04:45,127
like you can't do that.
1060
01:04:45,129 --> 01:04:46,163
- I know.
- Mysterious and busy.
1061
01:04:46,165 --> 01:04:51,134
Real life example, today,
I go on a nice run.
1062
01:04:51,136 --> 01:04:54,069
I come back, Hallie's waiting
for me...
1063
01:04:54,071 --> 01:04:58,440
wearing my favorite dress
and I'm like, hello.
1064
01:04:58,442 --> 01:05:00,243
We started making out.
1065
01:05:00,245 --> 01:05:02,112
We come in here and I eat
her pussy...
1066
01:05:02,114 --> 01:05:04,346
- exactly where you're sitting.
- Oh lovely, thank you.
1067
01:05:04,348 --> 01:05:06,348
And that was it, that was the
entire interaction.
1068
01:05:06,350 --> 01:05:09,085
Because I'm serious and busy.
1069
01:05:09,087 --> 01:05:11,991
- You mind giving me another pour?
- Sure, bro.
1070
01:05:14,426 --> 01:05:15,558
Nope, you failed the test.
1071
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,462
The serious and busy test,
you failed it. Failed it.
1072
01:05:19,464 --> 01:05:22,498
I literally put it right here so
I have access to it...
1073
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:24,236
so I could just reach and pour.
1074
01:05:26,471 --> 01:05:30,239
- Would you like some?
- No, I'm fine, thank you.
1075
01:05:30,241 --> 01:05:32,141
- I'm busy.
- Good.
1076
01:05:32,143 --> 01:05:34,312
That was test number two.
That one you passed.
1077
01:06:17,589 --> 01:06:19,458
- Hey.
- Hey.
1078
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,629
So should we just go to the show
or...
1079
01:06:26,598 --> 01:06:30,600
I don't know, I thought we could
hang out for a sec.
1080
01:06:30,602 --> 01:06:33,703
You know, I think DJ Diaz goes
on at 9:00, so...
1081
01:06:33,705 --> 01:06:36,605
Oh yeah, don't want to be
late for the show.
1082
01:06:36,607 --> 01:06:37,741
All right.
1083
01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:39,341
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot, I'm
sure they'll start late.
1084
01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:42,212
Oh, you're serious.
1085
01:06:42,214 --> 01:06:44,382
I was literally just
trying to fuck you.
1086
01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,091
Hey.
1087
01:06:53,725 --> 01:06:55,161
What's going on?
1088
01:06:57,261 --> 01:07:00,230
- Well, hey.
- Hey.
1089
01:07:00,232 --> 01:07:01,330
Are you guys...
1090
01:07:01,332 --> 01:07:02,634
We're catching up?
1091
01:07:04,268 --> 01:07:06,268
Cool, cool, got it.
1092
01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:09,304
Why do you always reek
of deli meat?
1093
01:07:09,306 --> 01:07:12,111
See what I'm dealing with here?
1094
01:07:23,687 --> 01:07:26,388
I can't believe you bought
a shirt.
1095
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:29,127
Yeah, it's pretty dope.
1096
01:07:30,529 --> 01:07:32,529
Is it weird if I get
a Caeser salad?
1097
01:07:32,531 --> 01:07:34,366
Yeah.
1098
01:07:35,567 --> 01:07:38,667
- Oh, my god.
- Holy shit, girl.
1099
01:07:38,669 --> 01:07:43,705
Come here. Oh, my god, oh, my
god, we gotta get that drink.
1100
01:07:43,707 --> 01:07:45,641
Yeah, I mean, no worries,
I've been busy.
1101
01:07:45,643 --> 01:07:47,743
So good to see you.
1102
01:07:47,745 --> 01:07:51,181
- Hey man, Jakob.
- Hey, Matt, nice to meet you man.
1103
01:07:51,183 --> 01:07:55,154
- Nice to meet you. Nice merge.
- Thanks.
1104
01:08:00,759 --> 01:08:02,792
Well, I'm gonna head out, I was
just here to see the opener.
1105
01:08:02,794 --> 01:08:06,395
Good to meet you. Good to see
you.
1106
01:08:06,397 --> 01:08:08,500
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to meet you.
1107
01:08:18,443 --> 01:08:20,310
You want a drink?
1108
01:09:20,839 --> 01:09:23,673
Hypothetically, if we were to
get back together...
1109
01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:27,610
it would be better because
I've, I've grown.
1110
01:09:27,612 --> 01:09:29,411
Okay, well let me tell you
something.
1111
01:09:29,413 --> 01:09:31,414
If you think you jut break
things off between us...
1112
01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,383
so you can go on like a
rumspringa or something...
1113
01:09:33,385 --> 01:09:35,785
and then come back and be like,
oh I've grown.
1114
01:09:35,787 --> 01:09:37,587
You are in for a rude fucking
awakening, Owen.
1115
01:09:37,589 --> 01:09:39,388
Hallie, that's not how
I meant it!
1116
01:09:39,390 --> 01:09:42,624
And besides, I'm kind
of seeing someone.
1117
01:09:42,626 --> 01:09:46,329
Okay, like, like in a real way?
1118
01:09:46,331 --> 01:09:48,498
Yeah, like in a real way.
1119
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:50,667
This girl, so...
1120
01:09:50,669 --> 01:09:52,805
- You're dating a girl?
- Mm-hm.
1121
01:09:55,739 --> 01:09:58,641
I didn't know that
was of interest to you.
1122
01:09:58,643 --> 01:10:00,810
- Okay, you can answer the phone.
- It's fine, it's not.
1123
01:10:00,812 --> 01:10:02,044
Something might be wrong.
1124
01:10:02,046 --> 01:10:05,815
Was it going on when you came
over and I went down on you?
1125
01:10:05,817 --> 01:10:09,686
Was what going on?
Yeah, the girl, yeah.
1126
01:10:09,688 --> 01:10:11,654
I can't believe you're dating
a girl...
1127
01:10:11,656 --> 01:10:13,789
and you're just telling me now,
this is insane.
1128
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:17,627
Mom, you're fucking killing me!
1129
01:10:17,629 --> 01:10:20,562
Anyways, I've been doing a lot
of thinking...
1130
01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:27,436
and at first, I was so fucking
mad at you, I was.
1131
01:10:27,438 --> 01:10:29,504
I was thinking like, how did I
waste the first half of my...
1132
01:10:29,506 --> 01:10:33,575
twenties with this guy who I'm
not going to marry?
1133
01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:34,843
Right.
1134
01:10:34,845 --> 01:10:37,847
But then I realized, you know,
that these, these last five...
1135
01:10:37,849 --> 01:10:40,816
- years have been the opposite...
- Three.
1136
01:10:40,818 --> 01:10:43,820
It's been three years.
1137
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:47,856
...have been the opposite of a
waste and that even if we...
1138
01:10:47,858 --> 01:10:50,994
hurt each other, it's...
it's fine.
1139
01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:53,562
It's all part of how we're gonna
become the people...
1140
01:10:53,564 --> 01:10:55,698
we're gonna be, so I'm at peace.
1141
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:57,467
I fucked up.
1142
01:10:57,469 --> 01:10:59,602
Okay, I shouldn't have said that
I wanted a break.
1143
01:10:59,604 --> 01:11:01,637
I was naive enough to think that
it could be a break...
1144
01:11:01,639 --> 01:11:03,373
and not a break up.
1145
01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:05,708
Owen, just answer the phone.
1146
01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:07,744
Yes, mother.
1147
01:11:07,746 --> 01:11:11,713
I don't, I don't, I don't.
I don't know.
1148
01:11:11,715 --> 01:11:13,716
I don't know what channel
TCM is.
1149
01:11:13,718 --> 01:11:15,653
I can't talk, I'm
with Hallie right now.
1150
01:11:19,023 --> 01:11:24,362
No, actually, I don't know.
I really don't know.
1151
01:11:26,531 --> 01:11:29,031
- She's dating a girl.
- Owen!
1152
01:11:29,033 --> 01:11:30,267
I know, I know, you're right.
1153
01:11:30,269 --> 01:11:33,835
Okay, I gotta go. I'll talk to
you later. Bye. I love you.
1154
01:11:33,837 --> 01:11:34,904
Do you just tell your mom
I'm a lesbian?
1155
01:11:34,906 --> 01:11:36,739
Why would you tell your mom
that?
1156
01:11:36,741 --> 01:11:39,776
It's fine. I also just want to
say this non sequitur...
1157
01:11:39,778 --> 01:11:42,512
but I, I did slightly
resent the fact...
1158
01:11:42,514 --> 01:11:43,612
that you neglected to tell me...
1159
01:11:43,614 --> 01:11:46,449
that you were using my likeness
in your photo gallery.
1160
01:11:46,451 --> 01:11:48,551
Are you fucking serious?
1161
01:11:48,553 --> 01:11:49,686
Yeah, I'm serious.
1162
01:11:49,688 --> 01:11:50,619
I mean, the photo may as well
have been a picture...
1163
01:11:50,621 --> 01:11:52,588
of a pile of dog shit
for all you care.
1164
01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:55,560
Maybe we should...
1165
01:11:57,461 --> 01:12:00,530
Maybe the problem is that we
kept in touch...
1166
01:12:00,532 --> 01:12:05,034
and that we slept together or
that we're obviously going...
1167
01:12:05,036 --> 01:12:06,668
at completely different
speeds...
1168
01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:11,540
so maybe let's just not talk
for a while.
1169
01:12:11,542 --> 01:12:13,575
Okay. You know, I just want
to point out...
1170
01:12:13,577 --> 01:12:15,977
that I never put any
pressure on you.
1171
01:12:15,979 --> 01:12:20,482
I mean, yes, I wanted to move in
together out of practicality.
1172
01:12:20,484 --> 01:12:23,485
I wasn't secretly
plotting a wedding.
1173
01:12:23,487 --> 01:12:25,423
That was all you projecting.
1174
01:12:31,962 --> 01:12:34,463
So what's that Jakob guy's deal?
1175
01:12:34,465 --> 01:12:38,703
Just some guy I know
from New York.
1176
01:12:40,705 --> 01:12:42,739
I saw your texts with him.
1177
01:12:42,741 --> 01:12:45,508
What are you talking about?
1178
01:12:45,510 --> 01:12:48,811
I know I shouldn't have, but...
1179
01:12:48,813 --> 01:12:50,812
I looked on your phone
a while back.
1180
01:12:50,814 --> 01:12:52,615
Wait, you hacked into my
phone?
1181
01:12:52,617 --> 01:12:54,851
It was a moment of weakness,
I'm sorry.
1182
01:12:54,853 --> 01:12:57,619
It was so long ago, things
with Jakob.
1183
01:12:57,621 --> 01:12:58,620
It was like May.
1184
01:12:58,622 --> 01:13:01,790
Also it didn't even mean
anything, so who cares?
1185
01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:02,892
Whatever's been happening
between us...
1186
01:13:02,894 --> 01:13:06,495
whatever it's called, it's a big
deal to me, all right.
1187
01:13:06,497 --> 01:13:09,499
Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe. Maybe it
shouldn't be, but it is.
1188
01:13:09,501 --> 01:13:10,932
It's a big deal to me.
1189
01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:13,602
Yeah, and it's a big deal
to me, too.
1190
01:13:13,604 --> 01:13:16,672
I don't think it is,
but that's fine.
1191
01:13:16,674 --> 01:13:17,906
Obviously you find yourself
in these situations...
1192
01:13:17,908 --> 01:13:21,846
more often than I do and you're
a lot better at it than I am.
1193
01:13:25,617 --> 01:13:27,048
I had a thing with this girl
a while back.
1194
01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:30,887
She went abroad, and... the whole
time I thought that maybe...
1195
01:13:30,889 --> 01:13:37,959
I'd have another shot when she
came back, but then I found...
1196
01:13:37,961 --> 01:13:41,998
out she dated like four other
guys that year.
1197
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,102
To me, she was the one that got
away, but to her I was a blip.
1198
01:13:46,104 --> 01:13:47,506
I was just some guy she fucked.
1199
01:13:51,041 --> 01:13:54,512
And I'm not mad at you, you
don't owe me anything, but...
1200
01:13:57,614 --> 01:14:00,685
I don't know, I just think maybe
we shouldn't do this anymore.
1201
01:14:02,854 --> 01:14:04,923
Wait, what?
1202
01:14:08,926 --> 01:14:10,728
No, what are you saying?
1203
01:14:16,067 --> 01:14:18,770
Can I still sleep over?
1204
01:14:33,585 --> 01:14:35,985
I feel like you're a whole
section of my story...
1205
01:14:35,987 --> 01:14:38,690
and I'm like a footnote
in yours.
1206
01:14:41,091 --> 01:14:43,828
I promise you're not a footnote.
1207
01:14:45,630 --> 01:14:48,000
I promise you're at least
a chapter.
1208
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,734
I'm so happy that you were
the one to break it off...
1209
01:15:24,736 --> 01:15:26,168
with Willa and not the other
way around.
1210
01:15:26,170 --> 01:15:28,003
I thought she could've fucking
prison shanked you...
1211
01:15:28,005 --> 01:15:29,739
and you would have stayed
with her?
1212
01:15:29,741 --> 01:15:32,173
Honestly, I wish we were better
at communicating, you know.
1213
01:15:32,175 --> 01:15:34,910
It's like you can never be
inside someone else's head...
1214
01:15:34,912 --> 01:15:38,213
and I guess you wouldn't
want to be.
1215
01:15:38,215 --> 01:15:40,950
Not unless you're a
fucking Taro card reader.
1216
01:15:40,952 --> 01:15:43,188
I mean, she's got to communicate
with you, too, you know?
1217
01:15:45,156 --> 01:15:47,722
Here's what it is. She's like,
she's like a cat...
1218
01:15:47,724 --> 01:15:50,759
who keeps asking you to pet it
and then you do...
1219
01:15:50,761 --> 01:15:52,261
and she just slips out of your
hands and runs away.
1220
01:15:52,263 --> 01:15:54,763
I think you need to work on your
analogies, sweetheart.
1221
01:15:54,765 --> 01:15:56,899
- Oops... shit!
- Go under.
1222
01:15:56,901 --> 01:15:58,901
No, no, no, no, don't
go any further.
1223
01:15:58,903 --> 01:16:01,303
Easy. Cheers.
1224
01:16:01,305 --> 01:16:03,772
I get it, Matt's too nice
for you.
1225
01:16:03,774 --> 01:16:06,142
I mean, it's not the cliche of
"I like assholes".
1226
01:16:06,144 --> 01:16:08,043
I like nice guys.
1227
01:16:08,045 --> 01:16:11,746
It's just that the nice guys
turn out to be pretty needy...
1228
01:16:11,748 --> 01:16:13,915
and then you realize, oh, he's
being a pussy.
1229
01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:17,887
I think I'm just being
an asshole.
1230
01:16:17,889 --> 01:16:19,722
You lost me.
1231
01:16:19,724 --> 01:16:21,990
When would we get a chance to do
this if you were with Hallie...
1232
01:16:21,992 --> 01:16:23,125
and I was with Willa?
1233
01:16:23,127 --> 01:16:25,727
Yeah, I'm glad we broke up with
our fucking beautiful...
1234
01:16:25,729 --> 01:16:28,030
significant others so we can
hang out with each other...
1235
01:16:28,032 --> 01:16:31,167
and strap Tecates to our hands.
1236
01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,069
I'm having the time of my life!
1237
01:16:33,071 --> 01:16:34,337
That's what's sad...
1238
01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:37,707
you really are having the time
of your life.
1239
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:40,176
Honestly, I can't believe
Hallie's dating a girl.
1240
01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:41,944
I don't know, I think they were
just hooking up.
1241
01:16:41,946 --> 01:16:43,178
- What, really?
- Yeah.
1242
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:44,713
She just told me they were
dating.
1243
01:16:44,715 --> 01:16:46,082
Like she just... when I just saw
her...
1244
01:16:46,084 --> 01:16:48,351
she was like, "we're dating.
You should know."
1245
01:16:48,353 --> 01:16:51,052
And she was like, well, I'm
dating her.
1246
01:16:51,054 --> 01:16:54,723
Is she trying to fuck with me,
what is she doing?
1247
01:16:54,725 --> 01:16:56,694
To be fair, you, you,
you broke up with her.
1248
01:16:59,863 --> 01:17:03,332
You're right.
1249
01:17:03,334 --> 01:17:06,201
Jesus, am I the needy one
in the Jakob situation?
1250
01:17:06,203 --> 01:17:07,469
Am I his Matt?
1251
01:17:07,471 --> 01:17:13,174
Enough Jakob, you only like him
because he didn't text you back.
1252
01:17:13,176 --> 01:17:19,315
I mean technically I moved
out here to go to grad school.
1253
01:17:19,317 --> 01:17:21,350
Obviously in the back of my
mind, part of it...
1254
01:17:21,352 --> 01:17:23,753
was that Jakob would be
out here.
1255
01:17:23,755 --> 01:17:25,253
Hm.
1256
01:17:25,255 --> 01:17:26,321
Am I felicity?
1257
01:17:26,323 --> 01:17:30,793
Willa, we're all felicity.
1258
01:17:30,795 --> 01:17:32,395
Look, fuck Jakob, okay?
1259
01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:35,998
I've said it before,
but Jakob's a dick...
1260
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,103
and that is my philosophy.
1261
01:17:41,238 --> 01:17:43,873
Your philosophy is that Jakob's
a dick.
1262
01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:46,342
No, my philosophy is that if
someone is not being nice...
1263
01:17:46,344 --> 01:17:50,111
to you, then you fucking
drop them.
1264
01:17:50,113 --> 01:17:53,949
I don't want to get back
together and then just spend...
1265
01:17:53,951 --> 01:17:58,020
the rest of the time resenting
each other all over again.
1266
01:17:58,022 --> 01:18:00,056
You know?
1267
01:18:00,058 --> 01:18:02,825
I don't think you ever
find someone...
1268
01:18:02,827 --> 01:18:05,860
you don't resent
and that's part of it.
1269
01:18:05,862 --> 01:18:11,869
Just find the person who
you want to resent, you know.
1270
01:18:27,818 --> 01:18:29,051
Hey, Matt.
1271
01:18:29,053 --> 01:18:31,454
I don't know, I think you're
overthinking it. It's easy...
1272
01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:34,155
to forget how hard it can be
just to connect with someone.
1273
01:18:34,157 --> 01:18:35,124
Yeah.
1274
01:18:35,126 --> 01:18:37,058
It's like when you pass a
parking space...
1275
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,293
because you want one close to
the restaurant...
1276
01:18:38,295 --> 01:18:40,929
and then you circle the block
and you come back and it's gone.
1277
01:18:40,931 --> 01:18:42,063
Okay.
1278
01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:43,332
Honestly, really in a
lifetime...
1279
01:18:43,334 --> 01:18:47,936
how many people do you truly
connect with?
1280
01:18:47,938 --> 01:18:50,905
Matt, Owen is not a parking
space.
1281
01:18:50,907 --> 01:18:56,180
Just, can you go talk to him,
please?
1282
01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:04,822
- Want to go for a swim?
- No!
1283
01:19:22,939 --> 01:19:24,408
Hi.
1284
01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:25,735
Hello?
1285
01:20:25,737 --> 01:20:27,168
I'm
outside, you don't have a bell.
1286
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:29,006
I'll be right there.
1287
01:20:58,269 --> 01:21:00,535
You, uh, you, you
want something to drink?
1288
01:21:00,537 --> 01:21:04,073
Uh, like what? Like tap
water or something?
1289
01:21:04,075 --> 01:21:05,406
Well, actually went shopping...
1290
01:21:05,408 --> 01:21:08,343
and I have um, San Pellegrino?
1291
01:21:08,345 --> 01:21:10,445
San Pellegrino?
1292
01:21:10,447 --> 01:21:12,517
What are you like
a gondolier now?
1293
01:21:19,023 --> 01:21:20,358
Please.
1294
01:21:34,471 --> 01:21:38,509
Can I actually have a sip?
I forgot, that's my last one.
1295
01:21:47,385 --> 01:21:48,987
That's good.
1296
01:21:53,189 --> 01:21:58,127
So I, I'm just basically, I just
wanted to say again...
1297
01:21:58,129 --> 01:22:03,298
that I'm, I'm sorry for being so
selfish and um...
1298
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:07,235
I feel like everybody creates
their own narrative...
1299
01:22:07,237 --> 01:22:10,539
in their head and for whatever
reason I felt like I was...
1300
01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:12,441
somebody who needed to explore
things...
1301
01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:16,277
and the more lonely I got, the
more I realized that...
1302
01:22:16,279 --> 01:22:18,681
was something I didn't actually
feel but convinced myself...
1303
01:22:18,683 --> 01:22:22,551
that I needed to feel it, and
maybe that's the same thing.
1304
01:22:22,553 --> 01:22:24,552
I don't even know the
difference anymore.
1305
01:22:24,554 --> 01:22:28,356
Owen, I didn't come here
for some big apology.
1306
01:22:28,358 --> 01:22:31,161
I just came here to talk.
1307
01:22:39,703 --> 01:22:41,572
Will you move in with me?
1308
01:22:42,706 --> 01:22:44,440
Sorry, what?
1309
01:22:44,442 --> 01:22:47,642
Move in with you where, here?
1310
01:22:47,644 --> 01:22:50,178
Why don't we, for once, let the
fact that something...
1311
01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:51,679
is a bad idea, stop us from
doing it.
1312
01:22:51,681 --> 01:22:54,383
No, it doesn't have to be here.
It could be anywhere.
1313
01:22:54,385 --> 01:22:55,718
We can get our
own place together.
1314
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,419
- You're kidding.
- It's just transitional.
1315
01:22:58,421 --> 01:23:02,591
Look, look, I know, I know I
ruined everything, I know that.
1316
01:23:02,593 --> 01:23:07,161
I know I'm an asshole, I know
that I'm an idiot.
1317
01:23:07,163 --> 01:23:10,164
I'm really, really ready now.
1318
01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:14,102
I'm truly like I'm ready,
I promise.
1319
01:23:14,104 --> 01:23:16,437
I thought you said this place
is just transitional.
1320
01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:18,606
Look, I, I cleaned out
half my closet for you.
1321
01:23:18,608 --> 01:23:23,111
You moved your four shirts
like over on a fucking rail.
1322
01:23:23,113 --> 01:23:25,280
Well, for some people,
that's significant.
1323
01:23:25,282 --> 01:23:27,716
I cleaned the bathroom, I bought
flowers and I put them...
1324
01:23:27,718 --> 01:23:31,488
in this vase and I swiffered the
fucking floor for you and...
1325
01:23:36,527 --> 01:23:38,727
I've never made a copy of a key
in my entire life...
1326
01:23:38,729 --> 01:23:43,164
and I made a copy of a key
for you. So please, Hallie...
1327
01:23:43,166 --> 01:23:46,470
please, will you move in
with me?
1328
01:23:54,377 --> 01:23:56,113
No.
1329
01:24:01,519 --> 01:24:04,686
I'm sorry, I just...
1330
01:24:04,688 --> 01:24:07,392
I don't think we could
ever go back.
1331
01:24:58,209 --> 01:25:01,412
You're seriously not gonna say
anything about the new couch?
1332
01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:14,455
Yeah, it was the first
thing I noticed.
1333
01:25:14,457 --> 01:25:16,258
I know it was the first thing
you noticed and you...
1334
01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:19,561
didn't fucking say anything,
you're so annoying.
1335
01:25:19,563 --> 01:25:22,263
You're so fucking annoying.
1336
01:25:22,265 --> 01:25:25,700
This is outdoor furniture,
this is not a couch.
1337
01:25:25,702 --> 01:25:28,536
- It's a day bed, it's a fucking...
- It's a day bed.
1338
01:25:28,538 --> 01:25:32,609
Is it not a couch? Is it not
something you sit on?
1339
01:25:34,511 --> 01:25:36,878
Doesn't that make it a couch?
1340
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,651
Oh, fucking rough, man.
1341
01:25:55,366 --> 01:25:57,368
Oh, god.
1342
01:26:00,371 --> 01:26:01,869
I hate you.
1343
01:26:01,871 --> 01:26:04,709
I hate you, too.
1344
01:26:23,527 --> 01:26:24,660
- Hi!
- Hi.
1345
01:26:24,662 --> 01:26:27,762
What's up? Come on in.
1346
01:26:27,764 --> 01:26:29,731
I'm so glad you guys could come.
1347
01:26:29,733 --> 01:26:31,700
Yeah, we were just at some
lame party...
1348
01:26:31,702 --> 01:26:33,802
when you texted us,
so here we are.
1349
01:26:33,804 --> 01:26:35,771
- Hey, I'm Matt.
- Willa.
1350
01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,838
- Awesome, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1351
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,374
- Born and raised.
- Yeah that's what my friend said.
1352
01:26:40,376 --> 01:26:44,581
Yeah, I mean, that's why I came
here, because I just wanted...
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