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Did you blow
the candles out downstairs?
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Yeah.
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Look at this.
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A Thanksgiving cornucopia
made of pie plates and spackle.
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What the heck is a cornucopia?
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Lt's like a horn of plenty.
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Oh, dear, can't it wait?
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We just finished decorating
for Halloween.
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- Well, good night.
- Night.
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Go look!
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Just a prank, that's all. Anton.
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Our little Scooter would
never do something like that.
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Quit calling him that baby name.
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Anton would not scoot his behind
off the couch if the house was on fire.
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God knows he didn't help me
with the Halloween decorations.
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Did you hear that?
L heard something downstairs.
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Well, the dog's out in the yard.
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Lt's probably just the cat.
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Well, go see!
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Hey, Bones.
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Gary?
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Anton?
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Gary, you said you...
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The house could burn down!
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Wake up!
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Anton, is that you?
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If you'd like to make a call,
hang up and try again.
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If you need help, hang up
and then dial your operator.
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Hey, Mom! We're out of milk!
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Mom, we're out of dog food!
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Murder in Bolan.: Aa Special Report.
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Four bodies have been found.
The killer is still at large.
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Bolan is gripped with fear.
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The killings spread
from a postal route...
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to the bowling alley and
now to our own Burger Jungle.
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With Halloween only one day away...
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Bolan officials have set
a 9 p.m. curfew for all teenagers.
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Hey. What's up, man?
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- What's up with you?
- L'm dry.
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- So?
- So why don't you bring me a dimer?
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This ain't Domino's, you lazy bitch.
Come over and get it.
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Come on, man. l'm comfortable.
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Hello?
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What's up, Anton?
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Nice outfit!
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Yeah? lf your mom had teeth,
she wouldn't suck dick so well.
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What's your point?
48
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What's up, Anton?
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How's it going, brother?
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Nice boxers.
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Pass the chronic.
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L'm sorry, man.
This bong is cashed.
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You said he was holding.
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L didn't say what l was holding.
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That's messed up.
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L hear if you combine nutmeg and
oregano, you can get pretty wasted.
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All you do is smoke pot...
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and watch TV all day.
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Don't get me wrong.
That's what life is all about.
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But don't you think you should
have some ambition, a goal?
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Yeah. l mean,
my dream life would be...
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to lie around and watch TV
while some hot broad delivers me food.
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Until your parents
kick your oily ass out.
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L haven't seen my parents
in a few days.
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Maybe they're dead.
Party at Anton's.
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What are you doing?
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With a killer loose,
you can't rule out murder.
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What killer?
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Don't you watch the news?
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L hate that fucking show.
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Our little town is
in the national spotlight.
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Local mailman, iced.
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Barmaid at the bowling alley, iced.
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You haven't heard about the twins?
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They were jerking off
in the milkshake-maker again?
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00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:07,025
Lced times two. Last night, when
they were working at Burger Jungle.
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Damn.
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Anton, here comes your woman.
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He's got serious problems.
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Molly's lived across the street
for, like, what, ever?
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00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:33,217
Tell her about your
obsession with her.
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- Start by telling her your name.
- Yeah, man. She's waiting for you.
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She's not waiting for me.
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Would you stop being such a puss
and go, like, ask her to the dance?
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What dance?
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Lf you'd been to school recently,
you'd know.
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Halloween thing in the gym?
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9:00 curfew?
No trick-or-treating allowed?
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Dumb-ass dance is the only option.
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You guys going?
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Hell, no. Can you see us
in stupid-ass costumes?
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Grooving to Hanson and Jewel?
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00:13:01,328 --> 00:13:03,872
What do we look like,
total losers, man?
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00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,168
L see your point.
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00:13:10,963 --> 00:13:12,422
She dropped her lyrics book.
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00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:16,134
She'll catch you reading that
over her shoulder in biology.
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Her songs are badass.
She's like a poet or something.
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Go bring it back to her.
Be like a knight in shining armour.
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She'd be all grateful, invite me in,
offer me a drink, l'd accept.
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00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:30,232
She'd rip your clothes off...
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and make sweet love to you,
Red Shoe Diary-style.
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- Right.
- Could happen.
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00:13:37,614 --> 00:13:39,740
Just go talk to her, man!
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Maybe she'll think you're funny
or something.
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00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:45,162
You know what?
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00:13:45,706 --> 00:13:47,040
L think l'm going to.
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00:13:47,332 --> 00:13:49,543
You want to borrow some pants, chief?
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First impressions and all.
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You're a bud.
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Think he's gonna do it?
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So you gotta reach.
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00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:06,018
You're getting Cheezy Poofs everywhere.
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You gotta open your mouth, man.
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Lookie what l found.
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L thought you were dry.
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L guess not.
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Fire me up.
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These are great.
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My book!
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Thank you so much...
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for returning it.
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You're certain this is the right man?
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Well, l'll tell you,
Sister Liquor...
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That's LeCure.
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- Debi's fine.
- All right, Sister Debi.
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He's right here.
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Lt's gone!
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00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:04,553
Shit!
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Missed it again.
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Where did it go?
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Beaver.
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Bolan.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Holy shit!
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Don't move!
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00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:48,448
Roll over!
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00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,201
Roll over!
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Anton Tobias.
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00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:58,208
You got a reason
for prowling around here?
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L live here.
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00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,920
Since when is it illegal
to grocery shop?
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00:18:02,337 --> 00:18:04,005
Hey, l know you guys.
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00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:07,718
You guys were seniors
when l was a freshman.
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00:18:08,009 --> 00:18:09,761
Let's talk about high school.
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00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:13,098
You and your stoner friends
zipping around on skateboards.
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00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:15,058
Thought you were too cool for us.
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00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:18,728
Did you even once invite us
to get high behind the gym?
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You were dorks.
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Either of you holding?
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00:18:29,031 --> 00:18:30,032
What?
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00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,328
L'm desperate. l know you can
get in the evidence room...
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00:18:33,619 --> 00:18:37,039
You asshole!
You're trying to score from a cop?
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00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:40,584
That's it.
Complete personal-effects search.
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00:18:43,378 --> 00:18:44,296
What's this?
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00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:47,006
Stupid, that's an asthma inhaler.
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00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,428
Empty your pockets, boy.
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00:18:51,678 --> 00:18:52,763
They're not my pants.
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00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:54,181
Let's go!
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George found a new home.
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00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:06,485
What have we here?
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00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,529
Officer?
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00:19:10,072 --> 00:19:12,074
Smells like marijuana to me.
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Write it up, Ruck.
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00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:14,701
What? lt's empty.
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00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:17,912
You can't cite me
for possession of a baggie.
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Littering.
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Maximum fine.
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Two hundred dollars.
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Right.
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00:21:58,407 --> 00:22:00,617
Oh, shit! The killer's here!
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The killer's in my house!
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Okay, Dukey.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
Come on, come on.
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Everything's going to be fine.
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Yes, it is.
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All right, boy.
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He's not dead!
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Duke! Come on, lay down!
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Get down, Duke!
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00:23:33,628 --> 00:23:34,795
All right.
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Hold on, Duke. Hold on.
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00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:49,101
Where's the phone?
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00:23:57,442 --> 00:23:59,027
Run, Duke, run!
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00:24:00,446 --> 00:24:01,280
He's under the bed!
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00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,128
Mom?
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00:24:20,632 --> 00:24:21,717
Dad?
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00:24:40,611 --> 00:24:42,322
What's the matter?
Bad shrooms?
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00:24:42,529 --> 00:24:44,907
You got a fever? Here you go.
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L'm going to show you.
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00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,085
Oh, man!
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00:24:59,004 --> 00:25:02,424
L love this video. l didn't think
they could show it anymore.
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00:25:03,718 --> 00:25:04,551
Guys!
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00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:08,055
Someone killed my parents!
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00:25:08,305 --> 00:25:09,473
This is the best part.
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00:25:13,352 --> 00:25:14,521
Shake them, baby.
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00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:19,107
Look! Look!
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- Shit!
- Yeah, you see?
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00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:28,575
Mr. Tobias?
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00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:29,952
Miss T.?
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00:25:33,872 --> 00:25:38,210
Ls this some kind of Halloween gag?
Your parents always go all out.
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00:25:41,297 --> 00:25:44,173
What the fuck are you doing?
That's my dad!
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00:25:44,423 --> 00:25:47,302
CPR, man. l saw it on Baywatch.
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00:25:56,311 --> 00:25:57,771
Check it out.
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00:26:01,566 --> 00:26:02,985
A clue.
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00:26:42,524 --> 00:26:44,902
"Ant"? They were killed by ants?
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00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:47,154
Please, don't be stupid.
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00:26:47,404 --> 00:26:48,989
Do you have an evil aunt?
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00:26:50,824 --> 00:26:51,992
Holy shit!
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00:26:56,538 --> 00:26:57,624
Are those ears?
210
00:26:58,540 --> 00:26:59,791
Ear rings?
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They're both lefts.
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00:27:03,295 --> 00:27:05,005
You know what that means.
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Feldstein twins.
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00:27:25,776 --> 00:27:27,986
The killer was wearing your shirt.
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00:27:32,282 --> 00:27:34,117
The killer was wearing me.
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00:27:38,413 --> 00:27:39,873
L'm the killer.
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00:27:42,793 --> 00:27:45,504
L'm gonna call 91 1.
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00:27:46,421 --> 00:27:47,672
What's the number?
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00:27:53,929 --> 00:27:56,139
There's something wrong
with my friend.
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00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:59,101
L think he took
some nutmeg or something.
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00:28:03,063 --> 00:28:04,897
Mick, buddy.
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- l would remember something like that.
- You would.
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00:28:08,652 --> 00:28:10,487
L'm not the killer. You know?
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00:28:10,737 --> 00:28:14,407
Yeah, l know. But if O.J.
could get off, then l'm sure...
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00:28:16,076 --> 00:28:17,452
Do you want a beer?
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00:28:17,703 --> 00:28:19,079
- No, thanks.
- You sure?
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Talk to me!
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00:28:42,978 --> 00:28:45,023
What the hell is happening to me?
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00:28:52,195 --> 00:28:53,530
Pnub, man.
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L didn't do it.
231
00:28:57,701 --> 00:29:00,830
Okay, l did it.
But it was an accident.
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00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,332
L can't believe
you told me to smoke that shit!
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00:29:03,749 --> 00:29:07,503
Okay, Anton.
L have to leave now.
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00:29:08,169 --> 00:29:10,255
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
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00:29:28,273 --> 00:29:30,984
Lt's the basement!
You can't get out that way!
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00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,540
Why are you doing this?
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00:29:45,748 --> 00:29:47,084
L don't know!
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00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:49,586
Lt's me, Pnub! Your buddy!
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00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:53,590
L know who you are.
L don't want to hurt you.
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00:29:53,841 --> 00:29:54,925
Then don't!
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00:29:57,635 --> 00:29:58,888
Lt's not me!
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00:29:59,137 --> 00:30:00,305
Lt's my hand!
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00:30:00,597 --> 00:30:02,974
Lt's like l have no control
over my hand!
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L don't know how long
l can hold it. Run!
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Get out of my way!
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00:30:13,277 --> 00:30:14,111
Just go!
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00:30:17,322 --> 00:30:20,075
Lt's going to be okay.
L won't tell anybody.
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L swear.
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Everything will be cool.
250
00:30:23,662 --> 00:30:24,663
Everything will be...
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cool.
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00:31:19,593 --> 00:31:21,094
What have l done?
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00:31:22,971 --> 00:31:24,641
What have l done?
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00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:19,737
Get out of here, Bones!
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00:32:21,362 --> 00:32:22,530
Git!
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00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:41,425
Bones?
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00:32:51,351 --> 00:32:52,769
Here, kitty, kitty.
258
00:33:23,717 --> 00:33:25,928
Aren't you a little old
for ding-dong ditch?
259
00:33:28,597 --> 00:33:30,390
Sorry about your bush.
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00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:36,354
No problem.
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00:33:40,026 --> 00:33:42,402
What were you doing out there anyway?
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Jesus, look at you!
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00:33:54,081 --> 00:33:55,749
L was looking for my cat.
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00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,251
We got in a fight.
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00:33:58,252 --> 00:33:59,920
You sure got your ass kicked.
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L did okay.
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So you ran and hid in my bush.
268
00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:12,850
L shouldn't be here.
269
00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:14,977
L'm not myself today.
270
00:34:15,894 --> 00:34:17,855
L'm someone completely different.
271
00:34:18,981 --> 00:34:20,732
You're so shy.
272
00:34:20,983 --> 00:34:22,150
Lt's okay. l get it.
273
00:34:22,777 --> 00:34:25,988
So let's skip this chickening-out,
sneaking-around stage.
274
00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:29,283
No, you don't understand. l'm...
275
00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:36,290
Do you want to come inside and talk?
276
00:34:45,799 --> 00:34:49,721
You never gave me a chance to thank you.
That book is important to me.
277
00:34:54,516 --> 00:34:55,684
So...
278
00:34:56,435 --> 00:34:59,605
nothing cooler than
a chick bass-guitar player.
279
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,983
Especially one that writes
her own lyrics.
280
00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:04,776
You read them?
281
00:35:06,612 --> 00:35:09,823
L couldn't help looking in the book.
They're amazing.
282
00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,743
Look, l even got
my favourites memorized.
283
00:35:12,992 --> 00:35:14,745
Devil girl with nothing to lose
284
00:35:14,995 --> 00:35:19,374
She got wind in her hair
Aand gum on her shoes
285
00:35:22,544 --> 00:35:24,379
l was 1 3 when l wrote that.
286
00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:26,048
Yeah, well...
287
00:35:26,673 --> 00:35:27,758
they're amazing.
288
00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:29,343
Thanks.
289
00:35:45,107 --> 00:35:47,486
L should not be here, Molly.
290
00:35:47,736 --> 00:35:51,573
Safer in here than on the streets.
There's a killer out there.
291
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:57,078
That's exactly what l'm saying.
L'm dangerous.
292
00:35:57,579 --> 00:35:58,580
Oh, yeah?
293
00:35:58,872 --> 00:36:00,832
How dangerous?
294
00:36:02,835 --> 00:36:04,002
L'm not kidding.
295
00:36:04,294 --> 00:36:06,213
L've done stuff, you know?
296
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:18,976
L'm impressed.
297
00:36:19,226 --> 00:36:23,355
L never would've thought you'd have
the balls to just grab me like that.
298
00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,192
Me either.
299
00:37:19,077 --> 00:37:20,704
You're kinky.
300
00:37:22,289 --> 00:37:23,665
That's me.
301
00:37:40,682 --> 00:37:42,976
Move it, people! Let's go!
302
00:37:43,267 --> 00:37:45,354
Some of us are
on serious missions here.
303
00:37:46,104 --> 00:37:49,691
There's evil out there,
and I gotta kick its ass!
304
00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:01,411
Shit, my parents are home.
We'll have to pick this up later.
305
00:38:01,663 --> 00:38:05,332
My parents might take offense to some
bloody boy banging their daughter.
306
00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:06,708
Tomorrow.
307
00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:09,336
- You want to see me?
- Come by at 7.
308
00:38:10,671 --> 00:38:15,175
The curfew's annihilated our options,
but we can go to the dance.
309
00:38:15,843 --> 00:38:18,136
L thought you said
the streets weren't safe.
310
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:20,638
L'll protect you.
311
00:38:49,334 --> 00:38:50,794
Dearly beloved...
312
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,007
we're gathered here today
because you're all dead.
313
00:38:55,841 --> 00:38:57,551
And it's my fault.
314
00:38:58,886 --> 00:39:00,804
Mom, Dad...
315
00:39:01,764 --> 00:39:03,974
what can l say? l mean...
316
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,643
you brought me into this world...
317
00:39:06,894 --> 00:39:10,814
you put a roof over my head,
you fed me until l killed you.
318
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:17,070
Lf you look at it that way, l haven't
been a good son, but l'm really...
319
00:39:17,404 --> 00:39:19,489
really, really sorry.
320
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:21,700
And wherever you are...
321
00:39:22,743 --> 00:39:25,787
l just want you to forgive me...
322
00:39:26,288 --> 00:39:28,415
because l'm gonna try to change.
323
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,172
Mick...
324
00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:36,882
Pnub, guys....
325
00:39:38,259 --> 00:39:41,929
You guys were the greatest.
L'm never going to forget...
326
00:39:42,137 --> 00:39:47,267
the way we sat around all day,
watched TV and got really stoned.
327
00:39:47,684 --> 00:39:50,063
And all those other times
where we just....
328
00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:56,151
l guess that's all we did.
329
00:40:01,490 --> 00:40:02,740
Amen.
330
00:40:16,797 --> 00:40:18,631
Over here.
331
00:40:20,259 --> 00:40:21,844
Anton, help me.
332
00:40:23,345 --> 00:40:26,558
Come on, man.
L can't breathe down here.
333
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,607
Anton, can you hear me?
334
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,235
Yeah, man, Mick.
335
00:40:38,528 --> 00:40:40,571
Now get me out of here.
336
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:42,948
You're dead.
337
00:40:43,198 --> 00:40:44,033
No, l'm not.
338
00:40:44,241 --> 00:40:47,996
You conked my head pretty good.
L must've been unconscious.
339
00:40:50,122 --> 00:40:52,916
- You think?
- L know, fucker. Now dig me up!
340
00:41:03,093 --> 00:41:04,803
Stay where you are, Mick!
341
00:41:46,553 --> 00:41:47,721
Please don't kill me.
342
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:51,767
Watch it, man!
343
00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:14,081
What did l take last night?
344
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:18,502
That dream was intense.
345
00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:21,964
Lntense.
346
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,431
- Turn it up. Check it out.
- Yeah, l'm watching.
347
00:42:32,807 --> 00:42:33,642
Did you see?
348
00:42:33,934 --> 00:42:35,102
- Guys!
- That's funny.
349
00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:39,022
Thank God you're alive, because
l had this dream that l killed...
350
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:47,198
Shit!
351
00:42:49,616 --> 00:42:51,577
Sorry about that thing
with the shovel.
352
00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:54,245
- You're dead.
- Easy, tiger.
353
00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:56,456
Undead, actually.
354
00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:58,917
You said you were unconscious.
You lied.
355
00:42:59,168 --> 00:43:02,838
You killed me, all right?
Try and keep this thing in perspective.
356
00:43:03,130 --> 00:43:06,216
L was bitter about the
getting-killed-by-my-best-friend thing.
357
00:43:06,425 --> 00:43:07,926
But l got over it.
358
00:43:21,147 --> 00:43:22,524
So why you here?
359
00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:24,193
We need a place to kick it.
360
00:43:24,443 --> 00:43:27,237
Don't be selfish.
No one else's parents are dead.
361
00:43:27,654 --> 00:43:30,116
No, not why are you " here" here.
L mean...
362
00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:34,077
are you flesh-eating zombies
back from hell to exact revenge?
363
00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:35,747
Ls that it?
364
00:43:36,038 --> 00:43:38,040
Why would we go to hell?
365
00:43:38,290 --> 00:43:39,124
We're not bad.
366
00:43:39,374 --> 00:43:42,877
Lt's not like we're good,
but at least we don't kill people!
367
00:43:43,295 --> 00:43:45,255
L didn't kill anybody on purpose.
368
00:43:46,006 --> 00:43:48,049
Yeah, well, we weren't in hell.
369
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:51,345
There was this bright light
at the end of a long tunnel.
370
00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:54,765
There were all these chicks' voices.
And that music.
371
00:43:55,057 --> 00:43:55,892
Music?
372
00:43:56,225 --> 00:43:58,893
Kind of uncool music, like Enya.
373
00:43:59,144 --> 00:44:00,812
And these chicks were saying...
374
00:44:01,063 --> 00:44:03,899
" Come to us.
Come towards the light."
375
00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:07,986
So what happened?
376
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,863
We figured, fuck it.
377
00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:11,991
L mean, it was really far.
378
00:44:18,163 --> 00:44:20,373
L've got to ask.
What's with the hand?
379
00:44:23,043 --> 00:44:24,878
Lt doesn't obey me at all.
380
00:44:25,170 --> 00:44:28,423
The only thing l can come up with is,
it's possessed.
381
00:44:29,633 --> 00:44:32,803
Do you guys know anything
about Satan or evil or...?
382
00:44:33,554 --> 00:44:34,388
No.
383
00:44:36,723 --> 00:44:38,642
But we know somebody who does.
384
00:45:11,091 --> 00:45:12,343
Did you know them well?
385
00:45:13,218 --> 00:45:14,970
Not really.
386
00:45:15,387 --> 00:45:16,471
You?
387
00:45:17,473 --> 00:45:19,600
Yeah, they were great.
388
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:24,271
L just feel really bad, you know,
because l was always so mean to them.
389
00:45:25,439 --> 00:45:29,276
Like this one time, they asked me
to go on a double-date...
390
00:45:29,568 --> 00:45:33,322
and l thought they were 'tards,
because there's only one of me.
391
00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:37,034
So l told them to go blow each other.
392
00:45:40,454 --> 00:45:41,455
Did they?
393
00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:48,795
The way you treated them...
394
00:45:49,087 --> 00:45:51,798
the guilt must be making you feel
like shit inside.
395
00:45:52,632 --> 00:45:53,634
Randy!
396
00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,719
You're still in high school?
397
00:45:55,969 --> 00:45:58,597
Yeah, me, l got out
about three years ago.
398
00:45:58,847 --> 00:46:00,224
L need your help.
399
00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:03,602
What are you playing,
a little two-ball?
400
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:07,773
L gotta talk to you.
There's serious stuff going on.
401
00:46:08,023 --> 00:46:11,610
Anton, can't you see l'm getting
a little action over here?
402
00:46:16,281 --> 00:46:19,785
Oh, man. l can't believe
you cock-blocked me like that.
403
00:46:20,035 --> 00:46:22,080
L thought we were buds.
404
00:46:22,829 --> 00:46:23,663
Randy, wait!
405
00:46:24,706 --> 00:46:26,750
L didn't mean to mess you up.
Listen.
406
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,627
L need your help.
407
00:46:32,674 --> 00:46:33,924
Piss off!
408
00:46:50,648 --> 00:46:52,651
Fresh tomatoes....
409
00:46:54,361 --> 00:46:55,820
Hey! Who are you?
410
00:46:56,196 --> 00:46:58,073
New. Drive-thru duty.
411
00:46:58,324 --> 00:46:59,492
Excuse me.
412
00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:02,035
Sorry.
413
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:15,257
- Break time.
- All right.
414
00:47:16,091 --> 00:47:18,969
Give me the Big Five with
the Spicy Safari Fries...
415
00:47:19,219 --> 00:47:21,305
the African Apple Turnover...
416
00:47:21,555 --> 00:47:23,557
and the Raspberry Rainforest Shake.
417
00:47:23,807 --> 00:47:26,352
Slap some extra mustard
on that Jungle Burger.
418
00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:28,937
Tell me everything you know
about the devil.
419
00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:32,733
Aare you out of your fucking mind?
420
00:47:33,817 --> 00:47:37,237
You listen to satanic music.
You must've picked up something.
421
00:47:37,529 --> 00:47:40,157
Look, it's just music.
422
00:47:41,117 --> 00:47:43,202
Like Mozart and that other fag....
423
00:47:44,953 --> 00:47:45,954
Keep it clean.
424
00:47:47,039 --> 00:47:48,415
Who, Beethoven?
425
00:47:48,707 --> 00:47:51,961
That's the guy. It's just like
their music, only louder.
426
00:47:52,211 --> 00:47:53,754
You gotta know.
L'm desperate.
427
00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:55,339
Oh, man!
428
00:47:58,842 --> 00:48:00,010
Here!
429
00:48:00,426 --> 00:48:01,803
Asshole!
430
00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:08,268
Lt's my hand. lt's like it's got
a mind of its own.
431
00:48:08,477 --> 00:48:10,937
Lt makes me do things
l don't want it to do.
432
00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,023
L used to be like that.
433
00:48:13,273 --> 00:48:15,651
Get into all kinds of stupid shit.
434
00:48:15,943 --> 00:48:17,027
Look, the trick is...
435
00:48:17,444 --> 00:48:19,112
to keep yourself busy.
436
00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:21,656
That's why l'm always
working on the Ford.
437
00:48:21,864 --> 00:48:23,825
Keeps me out of trouble.
438
00:48:24,077 --> 00:48:27,203
Ldle hands are the devil's playground.
439
00:48:27,746 --> 00:48:29,540
Keep my hands busy.
440
00:48:30,290 --> 00:48:33,168
Yeah, that actually makes sense.
441
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:34,711
Thanks.
You're the coolest.
442
00:48:50,143 --> 00:48:51,728
So do you, like, knit now?
443
00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,399
Don't take this the wrong way,
but you look queer doing that.
444
00:48:55,649 --> 00:48:57,734
Randy broke it down for me.
445
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,238
" ldle hands are the devil's playpen."
So l'm thinking...
446
00:49:01,864 --> 00:49:04,157
keep my hands occupied, right?
447
00:49:04,532 --> 00:49:06,910
Man, that saying's not literal.
448
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,495
Lt's more like...
449
00:49:09,371 --> 00:49:10,205
you know....
450
00:49:10,831 --> 00:49:12,082
Metaphorical?
451
00:49:12,624 --> 00:49:13,793
Right.
452
00:49:27,097 --> 00:49:29,016
This is the noise complaint.
453
00:49:29,851 --> 00:49:31,685
Ain't this the Tobias residence?
454
00:49:39,484 --> 00:49:41,862
Holy shit! lt's Anton.
He's the killer!
455
00:49:42,111 --> 00:49:44,406
- l better call for backup.
- Are you crazy?
456
00:49:44,698 --> 00:49:48,285
And let the feds get the credit?
Lf we collar him, we'll be heroes.
457
00:49:48,535 --> 00:49:50,162
We can't go in without a warrant.
458
00:49:50,412 --> 00:49:52,623
Piss on the Bill of Rights!
We got just cause.
459
00:49:53,874 --> 00:49:55,125
Freeze!
460
00:49:55,376 --> 00:49:56,628
Yeah, freeze!
461
00:50:01,758 --> 00:50:02,591
Guys...
462
00:50:02,925 --> 00:50:03,842
what do l do?
463
00:50:05,052 --> 00:50:06,303
L think you...
464
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,977
l was gonna say to do
what they tell you...
465
00:50:14,310 --> 00:50:15,729
but now l changed my mind.
466
00:50:15,979 --> 00:50:17,606
You should just kill them.
467
00:50:19,358 --> 00:50:20,817
- They're alive!
- They are not!
468
00:50:21,026 --> 00:50:23,238
You shot one in the head!
They're morgue-meat.
469
00:50:24,029 --> 00:50:26,782
Look, guys. l don't want
to kill anybody else.
470
00:50:28,535 --> 00:50:30,661
You don't want to go to jail, though.
471
00:50:30,994 --> 00:50:33,455
Jail. That's it!
472
00:50:33,705 --> 00:50:37,125
They'll throw me in a rubber room.
L can't hurt anybody else.
473
00:50:37,376 --> 00:50:38,710
Cuff me!
474
00:50:39,254 --> 00:50:41,212
Okay. Just...
475
00:50:42,965 --> 00:50:44,676
drop the knitting needles.
476
00:50:45,217 --> 00:50:48,220
That's not a good idea.
Why don't you just cuff me?
477
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,722
Drop the needles
and put your hands on your head!
478
00:50:51,973 --> 00:50:53,058
L can't!
479
00:50:53,559 --> 00:50:55,687
Put down the needles
and come quietly.
480
00:50:55,978 --> 00:50:58,355
- Cuff me!
- Put the needles down now!
481
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,357
- Cuff me!
- Put them down!
482
00:51:00,649 --> 00:51:02,067
- Put them down!
- Cuff me!
483
00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:33,807
Go, go, Buffalo!
484
00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:38,438
Stop!
485
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,106
L didn't do it. lt was my hand.
486
00:51:41,397 --> 00:51:44,109
Lt's like, the knitting
didn't help at all.
487
00:51:44,359 --> 00:51:47,362
L told you that saying
was more, like, metaphorical.
488
00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:58,582
L can't keep doing this!
489
00:52:00,501 --> 00:52:02,044
L'm losing my mind.
490
00:52:17,767 --> 00:52:19,394
Get your head.
491
00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:30,572
No way.
492
00:52:31,365 --> 00:52:33,408
Lt's the only thing l can think of.
493
00:52:33,741 --> 00:52:37,120
Once that hand is gone,
how will you cut off the other one?
494
00:52:37,372 --> 00:52:38,705
The left one's a keeper.
495
00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:41,250
L mean, l guess it wasn't idle enough.
496
00:52:41,959 --> 00:52:42,961
Are you sure?
497
00:52:44,086 --> 00:52:48,132
L use it for a lot of things.
L light up, l change the remote...
498
00:52:48,674 --> 00:52:50,759
l relieve a little tension.
499
00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:53,303
This is the answer. l know it.
500
00:52:54,513 --> 00:52:56,348
Those things won't even cut my bagel.
501
00:52:59,393 --> 00:53:00,477
Shit!
502
00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:08,735
Grab the carver.
503
00:53:14,783 --> 00:53:16,034
Look at me!
504
00:53:16,285 --> 00:53:18,120
L'm Leatherface!
505
00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:21,331
Thanks, Mick.
506
00:53:24,627 --> 00:53:26,587
L'll just use this one.
507
00:53:27,921 --> 00:53:29,423
L can't watch.
508
00:53:50,485 --> 00:53:51,486
You missed.
509
00:53:52,614 --> 00:53:53,614
Pnub...
510
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:55,824
bite down.
511
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,534
Don't cut me, man!
512
00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:10,005
You scream like a girl.
513
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,551
What the hell are you doing?
514
00:54:18,223 --> 00:54:20,766
L gotta stop the blood flow.
Don't you watch ER?
515
00:54:22,643 --> 00:54:26,562
Look at that nasty thing.
That's gonna be infected for sure.
516
00:54:26,855 --> 00:54:28,815
You got any antiseptic, Anton?
517
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:30,068
L don't know.
518
00:54:30,359 --> 00:54:33,320
Pnub's got some in a first-aid kit
in his house.
519
00:54:33,612 --> 00:54:34,696
And burritos.
520
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,865
You'll be okay, buddy.
521
00:54:37,114 --> 00:54:39,661
We'll be back in a sec
to fix you up, Anton.
522
00:54:45,999 --> 00:54:47,080
Catch you on the flip-flop.
523
00:55:06,687 --> 00:55:07,856
Oh, shit!
524
00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:30,793
Anton, are you home?
525
00:55:34,591 --> 00:55:36,800
Don't come in!
Just stay there, okay?
526
00:55:37,593 --> 00:55:39,219
Very funny, Anton.
527
00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:41,013
Stay out there, Molly!
528
00:55:41,346 --> 00:55:43,223
L'm freezing my butt off.
529
00:55:58,739 --> 00:56:00,532
Anton, we're gonna be late.
530
00:56:07,706 --> 00:56:09,458
Anton, l can hear you in there!
531
00:56:09,707 --> 00:56:11,418
Stay outside!
532
00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:14,463
Come on, Anton!
533
00:56:21,136 --> 00:56:23,222
Let's go!
We're gonna be late!
534
00:56:35,776 --> 00:56:37,444
We're gonna miss the band.
535
00:56:43,659 --> 00:56:44,826
Fry!
536
00:56:49,957 --> 00:56:51,207
Gross.
537
00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:53,544
Anton, l'm coming in.
538
00:56:58,215 --> 00:56:59,049
Wait!
539
00:57:09,309 --> 00:57:10,769
You look incredible.
540
00:57:10,979 --> 00:57:12,937
Thanks. But you should've called.
541
00:57:13,146 --> 00:57:16,817
Lf you needed more time with your
costume, fine. But l hate waiting.
542
00:57:17,192 --> 00:57:19,570
So what are you supposed
to be, anyway?
543
00:57:22,364 --> 00:57:23,282
L'm...
544
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,287
a fast-food employee that
cut off his own hand.
545
00:57:27,828 --> 00:57:28,662
Cute.
546
00:57:35,711 --> 00:57:36,713
Come on!
547
00:57:40,674 --> 00:57:42,301
Anton, we're back!
548
00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:46,220
We got antiseptic
and adhesive bandages!
549
00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:48,223
The ouch-free kind!
550
00:57:53,145 --> 00:57:56,648
" Microwave for three minutes
and enjoy."
551
00:57:57,566 --> 00:57:59,569
That's really getting on my nerves.
552
00:58:10,495 --> 00:58:12,247
What are you doing?
553
00:58:14,374 --> 00:58:15,292
Could you...?
554
00:58:15,627 --> 00:58:16,710
This way.
555
00:58:17,084 --> 00:58:18,086
Easy.
556
00:58:22,049 --> 00:58:23,841
Yeah. That's better.
557
00:58:27,095 --> 00:58:28,179
All right.
558
00:58:33,602 --> 00:58:34,853
Thanks, man!
559
00:58:39,691 --> 00:58:40,943
Gross!
560
00:58:41,693 --> 00:58:43,695
Maybe we should clean it first.
561
00:58:43,903 --> 00:58:47,950
Hey, yeah! And while we're at it,
we can clean the whole house.
562
00:58:48,158 --> 00:58:49,785
This ain't our mess.
563
00:59:09,388 --> 00:59:13,309
Look, l can't go to the dance yet,
okay? l'm sorry.
564
00:59:13,934 --> 00:59:16,562
My parents will be home
in a few minutes.
565
00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:19,481
Lf they see the mess l made,
they'll kill me.
566
00:59:20,232 --> 00:59:22,359
Look, l won't be too long.
567
00:59:22,609 --> 00:59:23,987
L'll meet you there.
568
00:59:25,405 --> 00:59:26,863
Ls something wrong?
569
00:59:27,071 --> 00:59:28,824
You need to go there now...
570
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:33,578
and you can't stop till you're
inside with everyone else, okay?
571
00:59:34,037 --> 00:59:35,957
You wouldn't stand me up, would you?
572
00:59:36,957 --> 00:59:39,084
Not a chance, babysnakes.
573
00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:49,094
L'll get the next one.
574
00:59:56,852 --> 00:59:58,770
Shit! l bit my tongue.
575
01:00:06,445 --> 01:00:07,529
That's disgusting.
576
01:00:11,867 --> 01:00:13,827
L bet l can fix that for you.
577
01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,049
Hold still.
578
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:31,595
That's better.
579
01:00:32,346 --> 01:00:34,264
Burrito, burrito
580
01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:38,894
Wait, wait! Don't open it!
581
01:00:40,522 --> 01:00:42,063
L'm sorry, there were only two.
582
01:00:42,313 --> 01:00:44,691
No! You let the hand out!
583
01:00:46,527 --> 01:00:48,653
We brought you a first-aid kit.
584
01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,907
- Where did it go?
- What? You mean the hand?
585
01:00:53,158 --> 01:00:54,243
Of course, the hand.
586
01:00:56,203 --> 01:00:58,329
Try looking up your ass.
587
01:01:12,886 --> 01:01:14,054
Damn.
588
01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:42,833
Hey, foxy.
589
01:01:44,209 --> 01:01:45,294
Looking for a ball?
590
01:01:45,502 --> 01:01:49,423
Because l could help you find one
that's the right size for you.
591
01:01:50,424 --> 01:01:51,508
What the hell?
592
01:01:51,757 --> 01:01:53,134
Try and keep up.
593
01:01:53,552 --> 01:01:56,388
L'd be happy to keep up
with you, sweet thing.
594
01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:01,476
Don't you have a dance to go to?
595
01:02:02,144 --> 01:02:04,771
That's right.
We gotta do our costumes.
596
01:02:04,981 --> 01:02:07,441
- You coming, Randy?
- No.
597
01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:09,651
L think l can find myself a ride.
598
01:02:09,902 --> 01:02:11,153
All right.
599
01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:16,408
So what brings you to Bolan?
600
01:02:18,243 --> 01:02:19,578
You don't want to know.
601
01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:22,748
No, seriously.
L'm interested.
602
01:02:22,956 --> 01:02:24,123
Really?
603
01:02:27,169 --> 01:02:28,712
Here it goes.
604
01:02:29,671 --> 01:02:33,425
L'm a Druidic priestess sworn
to fight a certain evil force...
605
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:36,678
that possesses the laziest
fuckup it can find.
606
01:02:36,929 --> 01:02:39,556
Lt will kill as many people
as possible...
607
01:02:39,806 --> 01:02:43,060
and then drag a free soul
into the Netherworld.
608
01:02:45,436 --> 01:02:47,648
That's some weighty shit there.
609
01:02:48,106 --> 01:02:49,275
Here's the kicker.
610
01:02:49,525 --> 01:02:52,945
L have the one thing
that can stop this from happening.
611
01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:56,949
L just need to find the bastard
whose hand is possessed.
612
01:02:57,616 --> 01:02:58,701
Weird.
613
01:02:58,951 --> 01:03:03,121
Earlier today, this guy, Anton,
told me his hand was doing stuff...
614
01:03:03,372 --> 01:03:05,457
that he didn't want it to do.
615
01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:07,918
Don't you fuck with me!
616
01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:09,795
Ease up, there, kitten.
617
01:03:10,045 --> 01:03:13,131
L'm telling you the truth.
This guy was freaked!
618
01:03:13,589 --> 01:03:15,259
Show me where he lives.
619
01:03:28,354 --> 01:03:30,649
Left! Turn left!
620
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,756
Guys! We gotta go to the dance.
621
01:03:56,049 --> 01:03:57,509
The hand, it's after Molly.
622
01:03:58,177 --> 01:04:00,636
Let's check out the dance.
L'll win Best Costume.
623
01:04:00,888 --> 01:04:03,974
Chicks dig winners.
L'll probably hook up.
624
01:04:04,225 --> 01:04:08,479
Yeah, because severed heads are
one of the top 1 0 big turn-ons.
625
01:04:10,272 --> 01:04:12,941
Lt kills me to see you stressed out.
626
01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:16,403
You cut off your hand
in the interest of others.
627
01:04:16,652 --> 01:04:17,852
Lt's not your problem anymore.
628
01:04:18,197 --> 01:04:22,033
So what l want you to do
is take a little Anton-time.
629
01:04:23,242 --> 01:04:25,705
Just relax and kick back, my man.
630
01:04:26,205 --> 01:04:27,831
No, no. You know what?
631
01:04:30,542 --> 01:04:31,627
Not this time, okay?
632
01:04:32,752 --> 01:04:35,215
L'm through with that.
All l do is sit around.
633
01:04:35,464 --> 01:04:38,132
L veg out, l watch TV,
l smoke pot...
634
01:04:38,341 --> 01:04:40,969
No Kevin Costner speeches.
Let's just go.
635
01:04:45,724 --> 01:04:46,808
Come on!
636
01:04:56,235 --> 01:04:57,694
Let's go! Come on, come on!
637
01:04:57,904 --> 01:04:59,238
That's him!
638
01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:02,991
- They're getting into my Ford!
- Wait here. He's dangerous.
639
01:05:03,409 --> 01:05:06,119
Wait.
Don't let him steal my Ford.
640
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:08,205
Trust me.
L know what l'm doing.
641
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,668
That's lucky.
642
01:05:13,752 --> 01:05:14,837
Shit.
643
01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:16,839
Couldn't be automatic.
644
01:05:17,798 --> 01:05:18,632
Want me to drive?
645
01:05:18,882 --> 01:05:20,133
No, just shift for me.
646
01:05:28,308 --> 01:05:29,978
Anton! Wait!
647
01:05:39,778 --> 01:05:40,864
What was that?
648
01:05:41,154 --> 01:05:42,155
Who cares?
649
01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:55,586
Get back here!
650
01:06:22,988 --> 01:06:25,032
Who's got the barf breath?
651
01:06:48,347 --> 01:06:50,475
Damn!
Lt's hot in here.
652
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,185
So are you, babe.
653
01:06:56,688 --> 01:06:59,650
L'm sweating my costume off, Curtis.
654
01:07:03,570 --> 01:07:04,655
Better?
655
01:07:18,794 --> 01:07:20,629
Help me get this off.
656
01:07:40,565 --> 01:07:42,359
Right there.
657
01:08:23,775 --> 01:08:24,775
Lt's here.
658
01:08:25,694 --> 01:08:27,738
You guys go protect Molly.
659
01:08:28,071 --> 01:08:29,323
L'll go after the hand.
660
01:08:32,117 --> 01:08:34,243
- What a waste.
- You didn't like Curtis.
661
01:08:34,494 --> 01:08:36,330
L'm talking about that ass!
662
01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:38,373
Well, at least he died happy.
663
01:09:05,484 --> 01:09:06,902
What's bugging you?
664
01:09:07,152 --> 01:09:08,570
Just thinking.
665
01:09:09,321 --> 01:09:10,906
And l know who about.
666
01:09:11,406 --> 01:09:13,200
Just thought he'd be here by now.
667
01:09:14,076 --> 01:09:15,661
He'll be here.
668
01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:20,667
L'll go get some punch.
You want some?
669
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:23,085
Okay, l'll be right back.
670
01:09:48,861 --> 01:09:50,779
You guys look great!
671
01:09:51,572 --> 01:09:53,282
Who did your makeup?
672
01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:58,036
- l guess Anton did.
- Based on my design, though.
673
01:09:59,079 --> 01:09:59,996
You want to dance?
674
01:10:00,288 --> 01:10:01,206
Hell, yeah!
675
01:10:04,418 --> 01:10:06,503
- We should find Molly.
- Quit being a skirt.
676
01:10:06,711 --> 01:10:10,215
We'll look for her while we dance.
There's plenty of chicks here.
677
01:10:10,965 --> 01:10:13,343
- Careful, it's on kind of loose.
- Cool!
678
01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:42,122
Don't put me on hold again.
L want to talk to your supervisor.
679
01:10:42,581 --> 01:10:43,582
What?
680
01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:46,293
Yes, of course.
681
01:10:49,796 --> 01:10:52,758
What's taking so long?
Ls this the supervisor?
682
01:10:53,925 --> 01:10:56,553
What do you mean
my credit card is no good?
683
01:10:57,012 --> 01:10:59,473
Well, you must have
the wrong number.
684
01:11:00,348 --> 01:11:03,101
No, it's 8-4-6-8.
685
01:11:10,275 --> 01:11:11,443
That's good.
686
01:11:12,653 --> 01:11:15,363
L think you've been a bad girl...
687
01:11:16,323 --> 01:11:19,743
and l want to spank you
with my ruler.
688
01:11:21,662 --> 01:11:23,372
Oh, yes, that's nice.
689
01:11:23,789 --> 01:11:25,040
That is nice.
690
01:11:27,668 --> 01:11:28,919
Now l'm hot.
691
01:11:29,671 --> 01:11:31,046
L'm hot.
692
01:11:32,588 --> 01:11:36,009
You got me so hot, it's like
l can feel you touching me.
693
01:11:40,223 --> 01:11:42,432
L can feel you touching me.
694
01:12:10,419 --> 01:12:11,503
Bingo!
695
01:12:24,516 --> 01:12:26,810
Come on! We got to find Anton!
696
01:12:28,103 --> 01:12:29,771
And kick his ass!
697
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:51,168
Are you Anton?
698
01:12:51,418 --> 01:12:54,296
Lf you're a teacher,
we'll discuss my attendance later...
699
01:12:54,505 --> 01:12:56,548
l found you!
My name is Debi LeCure.
700
01:12:56,798 --> 01:12:59,176
L know what's happening.
L could stop it.
701
01:13:00,093 --> 01:13:00,929
Really, how?
702
01:13:03,430 --> 01:13:04,264
Die!
703
01:13:16,401 --> 01:13:17,653
Yeah, fuck him up, Debi!
704
01:13:19,279 --> 01:13:21,240
The host of evil must die!
705
01:13:26,578 --> 01:13:28,664
Lsn't that knife
a little extreme, kitten?
706
01:13:41,134 --> 01:13:45,931
You're not going anywhere, evil-hosting
fuck-stick. Nobody touches my Ford!
707
01:13:46,390 --> 01:13:47,224
Come on, Debi.
708
01:13:47,474 --> 01:13:48,392
Give him what for.
709
01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:50,227
Wait, wait! l'm not a host.
710
01:13:50,561 --> 01:13:51,728
Okay, look.
711
01:13:52,019 --> 01:13:54,106
The evil was in my hand, all right?
712
01:13:56,232 --> 01:13:57,901
L cut it off. Okay?
713
01:13:59,904 --> 01:14:00,654
Oh, shit!
714
01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:02,239
You let it loose?
715
01:14:02,489 --> 01:14:04,283
That was probably a mistake.
716
01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:07,661
No kidding. And now it's
after my girlfriend.
717
01:14:07,870 --> 01:14:09,705
- You got a girlfriend?
- L gotta stop it.
718
01:14:09,955 --> 01:14:12,791
- lt's out for blood.
- That ain't all it's out for.
719
01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:15,962
Lf your girl's the one it's after,
then at midnight...
720
01:14:16,211 --> 01:14:17,921
it's taking her to hell.
721
01:14:18,172 --> 01:14:19,673
Hell?
722
01:14:21,092 --> 01:14:23,802
Lt's not even 9:00 yet.
We got some time.
723
01:14:25,095 --> 01:14:25,929
Lt's actually...
724
01:14:27,222 --> 01:14:30,225
six minutes till midnight,
druid time.
725
01:14:31,143 --> 01:14:32,561
Druid time.
726
01:14:32,895 --> 01:14:33,728
Right.
727
01:14:33,979 --> 01:14:34,813
Let's go!
728
01:14:43,572 --> 01:14:44,655
Oh, God!
729
01:14:44,990 --> 01:14:46,325
That's disgusting.
730
01:14:46,910 --> 01:14:49,827
Come on, man. You're dead.
731
01:14:50,078 --> 01:14:53,081
You know, think about it.
Lt's illegal.
732
01:15:17,731 --> 01:15:19,316
Move! Look out!
733
01:15:25,197 --> 01:15:27,991
Everybody, go home!
There's a psycho killer here!
734
01:15:38,877 --> 01:15:41,171
L cut off my hand,
and it'll kill you all.
735
01:15:41,421 --> 01:15:42,923
Get off the stage!
736
01:15:46,593 --> 01:15:49,053
Lt's true.
His hand killed us yesterday.
737
01:15:49,346 --> 01:15:51,640
Yeah, it sliced me up real good.
738
01:15:52,057 --> 01:15:54,433
- Molly, you out there?
- Get out of here, kid!
739
01:15:56,103 --> 01:15:58,730
You had your fun!
Now it's time...
740
01:16:09,241 --> 01:16:10,241
Shit!
741
01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:39,564
- God! Did you see that thing?
- L have to get Anton!
742
01:16:39,813 --> 01:16:42,941
No, screw him!
L mean, he'll be fine!
743
01:16:45,194 --> 01:16:46,196
Come on!
744
01:16:48,989 --> 01:16:49,990
Ln there?
745
01:16:50,241 --> 01:16:53,660
You want to stay out here and
get killed as you're trampled?
746
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,919
L was going to get some.
747
01:17:02,794 --> 01:17:04,755
L really doubt it.
748
01:17:11,845 --> 01:17:14,389
Pnub's a lot more creative
than l thought.
749
01:17:14,597 --> 01:17:16,808
L mean, he's actually kind of cool.
750
01:17:17,143 --> 01:17:19,853
- He had that costume...
- Maybe we should go faster.
751
01:17:20,102 --> 01:17:21,772
L don't know if he did it or...
752
01:17:22,022 --> 01:17:23,816
- Wait, wait!
- What, what...?
753
01:17:26,318 --> 01:17:27,236
Go!
754
01:17:37,079 --> 01:17:39,456
Oh, shit! We're trapped in here!
755
01:17:39,749 --> 01:17:42,292
- lt's going to get me!
- Lt's not going to get you!
756
01:17:42,543 --> 01:17:44,503
Lt's not going to get you!
757
01:17:49,049 --> 01:17:52,260
We can't go through the blade!
We'll be pulverized!
758
01:17:52,511 --> 01:17:53,929
Give me your shoe!
759
01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:26,211
What are you going to do?
760
01:18:28,714 --> 01:18:31,425
No, no.
Oh, God, it's too far!
761
01:18:31,675 --> 01:18:33,636
L can't drop that far!
762
01:18:34,636 --> 01:18:36,054
We'll die in this vent!
763
01:18:36,305 --> 01:18:38,140
- We won't die.
- We'll die here.
764
01:18:38,390 --> 01:18:42,227
The rats are gonna eat us,
and nobody's gonna find us.
765
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:45,855
Okay, we're good.
766
01:18:49,902 --> 01:18:52,112
- Be careful.
- All right, let's go!
767
01:18:58,744 --> 01:19:01,871
This would be more comfortable
if your ass wasn't so wide.
768
01:19:02,121 --> 01:19:04,333
- This is dumb.
- Anton needs our help.
769
01:19:04,583 --> 01:19:07,753
The best thing about being dead
is zero responsibility.
770
01:19:08,003 --> 01:19:10,380
That's Tanya. Let's save her.
Come on!
771
01:19:12,216 --> 01:19:15,719
- Hurry up. She needs me.
- She needs you like a fish needs...
772
01:19:20,641 --> 01:19:22,559
Okay, this sucks.
773
01:19:28,649 --> 01:19:30,442
Grab the cord and come down!
774
01:19:31,109 --> 01:19:33,904
L can't. l can't. l'm scared!
775
01:19:34,403 --> 01:19:36,073
Do it, Tanya! Come on!
776
01:19:36,323 --> 01:19:38,158
L can't. lt's here.
777
01:19:38,408 --> 01:19:40,077
Lt's in here. l know it.
778
01:19:41,453 --> 01:19:43,248
Why'd you pull the rope up?
779
01:19:44,164 --> 01:19:46,123
L didn't pull the rope up.
780
01:19:49,294 --> 01:19:51,421
Tanya, where are you?
L can't see you!
781
01:19:52,089 --> 01:19:53,758
Tanya, talk to me, please!
782
01:19:54,008 --> 01:19:55,508
Just jump! Just jump!
783
01:20:00,222 --> 01:20:02,516
Tanya, grab the rope!
784
01:20:03,851 --> 01:20:04,769
Get it off!
785
01:20:37,593 --> 01:20:41,346
L'm not going through all this Tanya.
Go back that way.
786
01:20:42,764 --> 01:20:45,309
- Now you really won't get any.
- Lt's unfair.
787
01:20:45,601 --> 01:20:48,228
You can go back if you want
to get a piece.
788
01:21:20,052 --> 01:21:21,552
Fucking hand, l got you now!
789
01:22:00,717 --> 01:22:02,094
Who's your daddy now, bitch?
790
01:22:03,387 --> 01:22:04,554
Who's your fucking...
791
01:22:07,934 --> 01:22:09,851
We're here for you.
Don't worry.
792
01:22:12,230 --> 01:22:13,939
- l made that ashtray!
- Really?
793
01:22:14,189 --> 01:22:15,524
You let it go again!
794
01:22:16,024 --> 01:22:16,859
Fuck you, then.
795
01:22:17,109 --> 01:22:18,736
Fine, then! You know what?
796
01:22:18,987 --> 01:22:20,779
You aren't crashing at my house.
797
01:22:21,029 --> 01:22:22,489
Did you guys hear that?
798
01:22:27,619 --> 01:22:29,288
Help! Help!
799
01:22:35,169 --> 01:22:36,336
Help me!
800
01:22:45,430 --> 01:22:47,430
Bet she wins Best Costume.
801
01:22:48,265 --> 01:22:49,349
Help me!
802
01:22:53,228 --> 01:22:54,563
The hand's raising the car!
803
01:22:56,524 --> 01:22:57,774
Help me!
804
01:22:59,317 --> 01:23:01,320
Don't worry. We got it under control!
805
01:23:01,571 --> 01:23:02,905
The fucker's got a grip.
806
01:23:09,453 --> 01:23:10,913
Hurry, please!
807
01:23:17,252 --> 01:23:20,547
Those auto-shop boys
are true artistes.
808
01:23:22,508 --> 01:23:24,301
Lt's Mighty Joe Bong!
809
01:23:26,011 --> 01:23:27,095
L needs me spinach.
810
01:23:31,516 --> 01:23:32,769
L made that.
811
01:23:33,101 --> 01:23:36,063
The ashtray, l'd almost believe.
But this? No way.
812
01:23:40,858 --> 01:23:43,237
Molly's about to get squished,
you bastards!
813
01:23:43,529 --> 01:23:45,989
This is important. For strength.
814
01:23:58,292 --> 01:23:59,546
There you go.
815
01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:03,215
Now you're taking Anton-time.
816
01:24:04,007 --> 01:24:07,594
You're getting stoned with
your friends? Unbelievable!
817
01:24:40,377 --> 01:24:42,296
That's some one-hit shit there!
818
01:24:43,631 --> 01:24:44,464
Don't worry.
819
01:24:45,048 --> 01:24:45,883
L'll get you down.
820
01:25:12,951 --> 01:25:13,785
That's it?
821
01:25:15,621 --> 01:25:18,789
That's it?
No explosions, no hellfire, no...?
822
01:25:20,876 --> 01:25:22,252
L'm glad everyone's all right.
823
01:25:22,503 --> 01:25:24,212
But that was weak.
824
01:25:24,755 --> 01:25:26,758
Well, my work here is done.
825
01:25:27,007 --> 01:25:29,801
Time for the ritualistic sex.
You coming?
826
01:25:31,053 --> 01:25:33,138
You are a pistol.
827
01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:37,435
Hello? l'm still up here.
828
01:25:40,729 --> 01:25:41,980
Thanks, Mick.
829
01:25:43,273 --> 01:25:44,524
You're a bud.
830
01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:02,292
Come here.
831
01:26:14,722 --> 01:26:15,639
As usual...
832
01:26:15,889 --> 01:26:19,268
marijuana saves
an otherwise disastrous day.
833
01:26:25,525 --> 01:26:27,651
L never got a hit. Light me.
834
01:26:38,119 --> 01:26:39,705
Sweet Jesus!
835
01:26:39,955 --> 01:26:41,456
That wasn't my fault!
836
01:26:41,708 --> 01:26:44,418
That thing should've come down
a lot slower!
837
01:26:55,262 --> 01:26:56,722
What the hell.
838
01:26:56,930 --> 01:26:58,182
Don't forget my bong.
839
01:26:58,432 --> 01:27:00,434
You did not make that bong.
840
01:27:00,684 --> 01:27:01,685
L arc welded it.
841
01:27:01,936 --> 01:27:03,104
You don't take auto shop.
842
01:27:03,354 --> 01:27:04,812
Fuck you!
843
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:08,108
You coming, Anton?
844
01:27:23,874 --> 01:27:25,459
L can't even believe it.
845
01:27:25,709 --> 01:27:28,170
You blew off heaven
to kick it with me.
846
01:27:28,378 --> 01:27:29,463
You are the coolest.
847
01:27:29,671 --> 01:27:33,175
You taking care of me
beats the shit out of heaven.
848
01:27:33,425 --> 01:27:34,259
Really?
849
01:27:38,597 --> 01:27:40,098
Time for your meds.
850
01:27:48,565 --> 01:27:50,859
Guys! You blew off heaven too?
851
01:27:51,193 --> 01:27:53,570
No, we're your guardian angels.
852
01:27:54,905 --> 01:27:57,824
Poor thing has delirium.
Visiting hours are over.
853
01:28:01,119 --> 01:28:02,955
L'll see you tomorrow, okay?
854
01:28:09,503 --> 01:28:11,964
So the deal is,
we're supposed to monitor you...
855
01:28:12,214 --> 01:28:14,925
and make sure you don't revert
to your evil ways.
856
01:28:15,133 --> 01:28:16,969
But you seem fine now.
857
01:28:17,219 --> 01:28:20,639
Let's hit the Snack Master in the hall.
You want anything?
858
01:28:20,889 --> 01:28:23,267
Get me Crunch Nuggets.
They're awesome.
859
01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:29,231
Thanks, you guys.
860
01:28:33,111 --> 01:28:34,279
Hit the light.
861
01:28:43,662 --> 01:28:46,540
Mick! Pnub!
Come guardian me!
862
01:28:52,546 --> 01:28:55,090
You're right.
Anton screams like a girl.
863
01:28:55,424 --> 01:28:57,968
Think we should tell him
we painted that?
864
01:28:58,886 --> 01:29:01,014
Fuck it.
Let's go walk through a nurse.
865
01:29:01,222 --> 01:29:03,599
Watch it! Some of them are guys.59239
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