Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:47,472
Oh good someone to help me. I need
to know if this comes with any...
2
00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:51,375
But that should be on
the back of the box.
3
00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:52,508
Excuse me?
4
00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,109
Does this have different speeds?
5
00:01:55,982 --> 00:02:00,122
If it does it'll be... Yeah written right
there on the back of the box so yeah...
6
00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:03,987
How about timer settings?
7
00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:11,991
Not to sure why a drill would have timer
settings but if it did it would definitely be
8
00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:15,999
written on the... and it's not, it
doesn't have timer settings so...
9
00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,003
I'll ring this up for you.
10
00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,135
No. I need you to read to me
what it does have.
11
00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:27,150
Oh excuse me? Could you please
help me with...
12
00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,160
Hi. How are you doing?
13
00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,163
I'm doing well thank you.
14
00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,031
Excuse me.
Could you please pull down...
15
00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:55,034
I manage a team of people that help put
products here on the floor for people such as
16
00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:58,711
yourself to come to, decide on, and then purchase.
And reading to you what you are perfectly
17
00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,052
capable of reading on your own is definitely
not part of that job description.
18
00:03:01,053 --> 00:03:07,318
If I was a scribe in ancient Mesopotamia
then yes that would be my job,
19
00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,061
but we're not in ancient Mesopotamia, I'm
not a scribe, and you're not a child.
20
00:03:10,062 --> 00:03:16,157
So, here you go. Take it, take the box, take
the box. Read what's on the outside of the
21
00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:19,063
box, decide what you want is inside
the box. Purchase it, or don't,
22
00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:22,196
because I don't work on
commission, and then leave okay?
23
00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,870
I'm illiterate you asshole.
24
00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,505
Really?
25
00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,210
Oops.
26
00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:46,231
Suck it Halbern!
27
00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:59,100
[speaking in Italian]
28
00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:02,236
You know, by the way, you are an
asshole!
29
00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:07,249
TV: I'm Jake Halbern of Hal's Hardware,
you know me, its time to meet my sons!
30
00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:12,254
TV: I'm Hank, and I'm Tory
Halbern. And we're taking over!
31
00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,259
TV: We're going to paint a
picture for you... Low prices!
32
00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,263
I'm retiring!
33
00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,256
Wow.
34
00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,260
So those are your sons?
35
00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:28,266
That's right those are my boys,
Crystal's brothers.
36
00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:32,135
And they're going to take over
the store?
37
00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,269
Wow, right?
38
00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:41,282
Look don't worry, it's not happening right
away. There's still a few things to iron out.
39
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,148
But essentially, within a year,
the boys will be taking over.
40
00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:53,152
And what I need from you guys is I need your
support as my best, and longest standing employees
41
00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,160
to help smooth things over when
the time comes.
42
00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,291
TV: Boo Yah!
43
00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:00,173
You... You don't seem like you
like the commercial...
44
00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:04,167
No! You know what, false.
I really like that commercial.
45
00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:10,311
So just to sum it up, I won't be
moving up?
46
00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:13,307
What do you mean? You are a
manager.
47
00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:18,180
And I really like being a
manager. I love being a manager.
48
00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:23,385
But I was just thinking that
maybe one day, outside chance,
49
00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,530
that maybe I could've been the
one who ran the store after you?
50
00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,326
Oh man!
51
00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,201
It's so hot in here, I sweat
some times...
52
00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,204
But hey, so what do you guys
think? You guys going to come
53
00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,206
to the house for the
Christmas party?
54
00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,208
Yes. Yup, I'll be there.
55
00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,350
I will either be there or dead.
56
00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,354
Christmas time!
57
00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:19,380
Okay, Okay, so you're upset that I'm spending
my last day in town with Cal instead of you.
58
00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,249
No! There is no beer.
59
00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:27,252
There's no beer, those days are
over.
60
00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,254
Alright, we'll call you when we
get back.
61
00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:32,256
See you Teddy, don't take too
much crap from her.
62
00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:38,259
Oh, and our neighbor Greg, he's going to
be taking in our mail while we're gone.
63
00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,265
I'm not trying to get you off
the phone, seriously honey.
64
00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,267
And remember don't use the
kitchen sink!
65
00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,269
Bye...
66
00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,271
Really?
67
00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,272
Take them away please cabbie.
68
00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:51,281
Okay so you just think that Cal and I are
going to call up a bunch of random women,
69
00:06:51,282 --> 00:06:54,278
get drunk and have a crazy
sex-fest for the next few days?
70
00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:58,421
You know, that sounds really
good now that you say it yeah!
71
00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:02,415
Hello? Hello?
72
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,360
[On phone] Yeah I love you too. I'm not going
to call to say goodbye, we already said
73
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:25,364
goodbye. I'm saying goodbye now. Okay,
love you too. Talk to you later. Bye.
74
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,905
What are we looking at?
75
00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:32,507
Neighbors dog.
76
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,410
Go time?
77
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,552
Go time.
78
00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,456
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
79
00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,587
What? Don't what?
80
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:57,262
Well, my Dad, not wanting to pay
anybody to do it, decided to
81
00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:01,801
Only problem is, he has no
idea what he is doing.
82
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:05,471
Imagine getting that in the face?
That would totally kill you.
83
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:09,472
Somehow, I don't quite
know how, but somehow
84
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,476
he managed to mess
the whole thing up.
85
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,478
So if you are thirsty, use the
bathroom.
86
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,610
Dude, how is that even possible?
87
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:44,636
Okay Josh told me this guy is a
little weird so just be cool okay?
88
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,516
Just be cool, calm down.
89
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,777
[On Phone] Yeah well it's over
two now.
90
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,515
I'm not manning, it's not a
matter of manning up.
91
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,021
[On Phone] I said two!
92
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,023
He's got a gun.
93
00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,526
Exactly, so play it cool, do you
want to get shot?
94
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,527
[On Phone] Two!
95
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,658
[On Phone] Yeah okay.
96
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,530
Hey guys.
97
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,532
Which one of you is Cal?
98
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,534
Oh that's me.
Nice to meet you man.
99
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:13,536
What's with the piece there, it's
a nice looking twelve gauge...
100
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:17,540
Dude just some problems with this guy,
he keeps coming to my place everyday and
101
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,544
going through my mail.
Except Sunday's.
102
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,546
Is it the mail man?
103
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,677
Yeah, it's the mail man.
104
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:23,548
Are you Teddy?
105
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,550
Yeah, I'm Teddy.
106
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,691
Hey, you are you doing?
107
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:31,694
Oh that's right, that's what you
guys are here for.
108
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,688
I got a stew going.
109
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,690
That's cool.
110
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,567
Whoa, what?
111
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,570
What?
112
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,571
Game Gear!
113
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,572
Yeah.
114
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,573
Dude, where'd you get it?
115
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:54,705
Nice. I used to love Game Gear back
in the day. Still do actually.
116
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:59,721
Yeah its one of the best things
I've ever owned.
117
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,717
You know, fair enough. Speaking
of owning.
118
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:10,600
No receipts, nothing to trace
anyone back to.
119
00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:15,597
But you didn't tell me what kind of masks you
wanted so I just went with my instincts.
120
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,602
That's cool, instincts are good.
121
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,111
I got to say though, this
seems like a lot of work just
122
00:12:20,112 --> 00:12:22,607
to cover up your relationship
don't you think?
123
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,609
Oh double what. You guys are
together right? You're partners?
124
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,753
Oh no.
125
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,616
Oh come on.
126
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:36,417
Man I just had this image of
you guys in a gazebo, kissing.
127
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,423
Under some sort of
mistletoe, and there's
128
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,626
snow in the gazebo swirling
around like a snow globe.
129
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,629
Not us.
130
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,630
Nope.
131
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,771
What do you need all this stuff
for then?
132
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,636
You got us. We're together.
133
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:54,767
Yup. Totally. Nice looking ass.
134
00:12:56,642 --> 00:13:00,782
You can understand why we'd like to keep
something like this discreet though right?
135
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,650
But its going to cost you
more money, its $80 now.
136
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,653
Sorry, but some of this
stuff was hard to come by.
137
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:13,785
Well, actually I only brought
$50 with me. Okay.
138
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:19,660
No that's okay. Why not lend me
your Game Gear as collateral
139
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,666
and that way I know
you'll come back.
140
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:29,668
I run a tight ship here okay. And you won't
even need it. You'll be off in the woods doing
141
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,807
your lovey thing and playing with
the toys and playing with Teddy...
142
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,820
You're right. Of course.
143
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:40,815
Sweet! Game Gear!
144
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,691
Well we better get going Cal or
we're going to be late for work.
145
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:54,695
I made a Cobbler last night and I
want you to have the last of it.
146
00:13:54,701 --> 00:14:00,706
You guys lent me this fantastic piece
of technology, its only fair. Come on.
147
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,607
Its okay.
148
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:02,707
Take it.
149
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,709
Don't be ridiculous.
150
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,840
Okay. Thank you.
151
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,852
I baked this with love.
152
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:10,715
And ingredients.
153
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,847
Okay.
154
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:13,848
There we go, that's better.
155
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:19,721
And make sure you bring me back the
container. And the duffel bag.
156
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,726
And anything else in there
that has my name on it okay?
157
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,857
Alright. Will do.
158
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:26,871
Perfect. Thank you.
159
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:51,886
Hey guys.
160
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:53,888
Hey Crystal.
161
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:59,761
Actually yeah we are taking off
tonight, today's our last day.
162
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,766
Cool, have fun. Can't wait to
see the pictures.
163
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:02,768
See you.
164
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,899
Bye.
165
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:12,778
Hey Crystal? I was just curious.
166
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:17,919
What are you doing tonight? I was just wondering
if you wanted to hang out with me tonight?
167
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,924
What I wouldn't give for a night
alone with her.
168
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,788
Yeah I don't know. I might stop
and get a coffee...
169
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,792
You can come over to my house.
170
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:33,934
If old man Halbern knew what I would do
to that dirty little daughter of his...
171
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800
He'd have me murdered.
172
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:40,713
Your hair looks really nice. I like
this dye job that you've done.
173
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,806
Cal... Cal, thank you.
174
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,810
Anyway, I appreciate the offer for
tonight, but I'm going to be busy.
175
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,954
And aren't you leaving on your
fishing trip anyways?
176
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:52,947
You're funny.
177
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,963
Oh yeah. Nailing the bosses daughter,
that's grounds for a promotion and a raise.
178
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:03,964
I mean I have a lot of fun with you I just, I
can't tonight, I'm busy, and scary movies so...
179
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,960
I better get back to work.
180
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:07,972
See you.
181
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:10,965
See you, see you Crystal.
182
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,971
A promotion due to sex, that
would be awesome.
183
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:16,981
The question is, where though?
184
00:16:16,982 --> 00:16:20,846
I really hope that's a question
of location and not orifice.
185
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:21,977
What?
186
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:23,978
So...
187
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,853
Thank you for setting us up with
a sketchy guy like that...
188
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:33,859
Yeah well, he's nuts and now he
has my Game Gear.
189
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,860
Not try, he did. He gave us a cobbler
that is in the car right now.
190
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,004
Don't eat that.
191
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:41,996
No good?
192
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:43,998
No. No good.
193
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,014
You see. I told you. I told you
and you called me a wimp!
194
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,873
I have this horrible taste in my
mouth because of you!
195
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,006
Hey! How would you like a punch
in the butt?
196
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,879
How would you manage me punching
you in the butthole.
197
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:59,022
Think you can handle that? Think you
can manage my fist in your ass?
198
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,886
We're straight. We are totally
straight.
199
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,019
I'm married.
200
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,030
I'm straighter than an arrow.
201
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,025
Do you want me to prove it to
you?
202
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,037
[On Phone] Okay I'll talk to you
then.
203
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,050
[On Phone] Okay I love you to.
Okay, bye.
204
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:32,054
You got married to young. Too
young.
205
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,048
I'm aware of what you think Cal.
Be quiet.
206
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:39,921
Man! Vincent is a crazy person.
207
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,056
Oh yeah why's that now?
208
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,931
Most of the stuff in here has his
name and telephone number on it.
209
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:48,070
If we have to return all this stuff, what
the hell are we paying for, a rental fee?
210
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:49,934
Dude did you see...
211
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:53,066
Hey look. Its Crystal.
212
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,080
Okay. Okay, give me a mask.
213
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,089
You are kidding me!
214
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:25,097
Don't drive so close okay
just relax.
215
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,258
Alright. I'm going to go for it.
216
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,116
Oh God...
217
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,126
Damn it.
218
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,135
Oh God.
219
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,141
You are kidding me?
220
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,006
Stupid gate.
221
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,145
I'm out.
222
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,016
We're fine man.
223
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,018
Fine?
224
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,149
We're totally fine.
225
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:18,023
Fine my ass! We are already
hitting snags at this stage in
226
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,024
the game and you aren't
taking it seriously!
227
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:22,025
Why aren't you taking this
seriously!
228
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,028
You are just getting cold feet.
229
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,159
Cold feet?
230
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,533
Oh I'm not talking about Liz
right now.
231
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:31,036
I'm talking about you always
backing out at the last minute!
232
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,037
I went all the way with
marriage!
233
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,168
We are organized, we're
prepared. We got this!
234
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:39,041
No more cold feet. Cold feet
means no balls.
235
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,045
I'm not trying to back out!
236
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,047
Yes you are!
237
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,050
Okay I am a little bit aren't I?
238
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,052
Yes. One snag is not the end of
the world.
239
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,194
That is why I plan for these
things.
240
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,188
See?
241
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,060
What the hell is that?
242
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,202
It's a Fish Bonker.
243
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,204
To like...
244
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:06,068
Just going to 'bonk' her and
then...
245
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,352
she's going to be knocked out.
246
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,210
And then we can take her
while she's asleep.
247
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,316
So that's going to be sweet, its
going to be easy for us.
248
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,079
We should've hired somebody else
to do this seriously.
249
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,222
A kidnapper? Its not like it is an
advertised profession you know.
250
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,216
Oh boy.
251
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,089
It's not like a nineteen year
old girl has nothing better to
252
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,232
do than sit at home
on a Friday night.
253
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,246
Cal.
254
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,119
Cal!
255
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,251
Cal, Cal its Crystal!
256
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:00,684
Its Crystal. We have to
get her, go Cal.
257
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,257
Now Cal, go!
258
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,260
Get out!
259
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,272
I'm still half asleep man!
260
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,265
Ouch!
261
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,269
Go!
262
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,141
Whoa wait!
263
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,143
Your mask!
264
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,284
Oh yeah.
265
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,275
Your stupid, stupid mask.
266
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,161
Oh God.
267
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,303
Oh God...
268
00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,323
Alright.
269
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,351
Oh wait, wait come back! Please
stop!
270
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:31,345
Damn it!
271
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:43,356
I'm not going to hurt you, I'm
not going to hurt you!
272
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,366
Oh Jesus...
273
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,370
There we go...
274
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:14,251
Go!
275
00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:22,267
Go!
276
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,398
Got you!
277
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:27,411
Cal no!
278
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:42,416
Oh shit.
279
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:07,451
Oh God!
280
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:23,517
Crystal?
281
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:25,389
Shit.
282
00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,521
Oh my God.
283
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:30,534
Honey?
284
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,526
Crystal?
285
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:34,528
Honey?
286
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,550
Crystal where are you?
287
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:54,548
Sharon!
288
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,561
Sharon come quick!
289
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,559
Lets go.
290
00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:09,571
And two breakfast burritos
please.
291
00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:11,565
Is that everything?
292
00:26:12,437 --> 00:26:13,567
Yes.
293
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,461
Are we dropping her?
294
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:38,603
No, no, no.
295
00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:11,495
Its because you hit her!
296
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,627
What was I supposed to do?
297
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:44,528
Okay wait, wait, wait.
298
00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,660
What?
299
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:47,691
Do you think she could choke?
300
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:51,665
No...
301
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:05,546
I am shocked at how smelly her
feet are.
302
00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:06,681
Yeah I know.
303
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,705
Okay buddy. Its all you.
304
00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:34,708
Its yours man.
305
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,720
Okay. Okay, alright.
Here we go.
306
00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:52,734
Oh my God. I'm going to kill
you!
307
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:54,598
Just a second.
308
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
Is it her?
309
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:56,731
It is her isn't it?
310
00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:59,270
[On Phone] Hello?
311
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,611
What could have possibly happened
in the last couple of hours...
312
00:29:01,612 --> 00:29:03,737
that warrants another phone
call?
313
00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:06,609
[On Phone] Yeah sorry
I had to hang up,
314
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:08,612
you know those campfires
can get out of control.
315
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:10,754
[On Phone] Yup. No. Yeah I know
I'm not there.
316
00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,746
[On Phone] Honey I can't be in
two places at once.
317
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,259
[On Phone] Honey I don't want you
to get upset. Don't smash things.
318
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,763
[On Phone] Honey... I just...
Okay I love you buy...
319
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:23,757
Oh my God...
320
00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:27,771
Hey!
321
00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:32,194
If this was really a fishing trip,
your wife would be ruining it!
322
00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,157
Just deal with her. Come on just
do it.
323
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:35,769
Count it.
324
00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:37,781
Okay here we go.
325
00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:41,646
Alright, alright.
326
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:42,777
One...
327
00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:44,778
Two...
328
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:46,780
Three!
329
00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:52,457
Three!
330
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,658
Okay what's the matter, here
man. What's the problem?
331
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:57,661
I can't do this.
You have to do it.
332
00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:59,663
No, you lost, come on.
333
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:00,655
So what, you are a part of this
plan too.
334
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:01,796
Just do it.
335
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:04,671
And you are part of the plan that
agreed to Rock, Paper, Scissors.
336
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:08,670
Get it together. Stop being a little
girl about this. Chisel the foot!
337
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:09,674
Come here and chisel this toe.
338
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:10,665
No way!
339
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:11,676
Do it!
340
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:12,337
Chisel the foot!
341
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,084
Do it!
342
00:30:13,085 --> 00:30:14,908
No!
343
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,749
Because I cant. I can't.
344
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:22,820
She's too beautiful and too unconscious
and I can't chisel her beautiful toe.
345
00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:26,608
So you have to do it otherwise she's
just going to sit here unconscious...
346
00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:29,491
Nothing is going to happen, and
then our whole plan is going to fail.
347
00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:30,794
Fine.
348
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,076
Give me this, get out of the
way.
349
00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:50,854
Well.
350
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,718
You can't do it either.
351
00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:59,861
You are nothing but a little
girl. A big little...
352
00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:14,736
We have Crystal.
Again no cops'...
353
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,870
Yeah if they haven't called
them already.
354
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:20,875
We demand money. Wait for
instructions on how much and where.
355
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:24,746
Any funny business and we will
send you more than just a toe.
356
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,880
Yeah that sounds good, sounds
terrifying.
357
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:35,886
Who gets to stay with Crystal?
Pick a color.
358
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:37,901
Blue.
359
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:45,769
It says 'Cal'.
360
00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:46,901
Can I see that?
361
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:58,781
Radio: Hey folks I'm Hank
Halbern.
362
00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:02,791
Radio: You about to go off the
deep end and do something crazy?
363
00:32:02,792 --> 00:32:06,788
Radio: Do it yourself with the tools
and equipment from Hal's Hardware.
364
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,932
Radio: Family owned and operated
for thirty years.
365
00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:12,934
Radio: And we are about to kick
it into hyper drive. Boo Yah!
366
00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:49,891
Wake up! Wake up you
son of a bitch!
367
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:50,885
What? What is wrong?
368
00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:51,896
Its Crystal.
369
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,897
What did she escape?
370
00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,029
No...
371
00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:02,043
So. Does she look as dead to you
as she does to me?
372
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,037
Yes she does Cal, what did you
do?
373
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:06,910
Nothing.
374
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:08,052
Did you touch her?
375
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:10,882
No man!
376
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:13,253
Don't you lie to me Cal or I swear I'm
going to the police. Did you touch her?
377
00:34:13,254 --> 00:34:16,052
I swear on our friendship Teddy,
I didn't touch her.
378
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:20,061
I just woke up, came over here, pulled
the pillow case off and that is it.
379
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:22,055
Okay.
380
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:24,057
Alright.
381
00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:30,072
Hey. Maybe she is not dead.
382
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:31,935
Yeah.
383
00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:32,937
Right?
384
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:33,938
Yeah!
385
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:34,939
I mean we aren't doctors right?
386
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,140
I'm not.
387
00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:37,941
Yeah, okay well, lets just check
her pulse.
388
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,083
Perfect.
389
00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:41,954
Do you know how to do that?
390
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:48,089
How to tell if a dead girl is
alive
391
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:52,094
I'm pretty sure you just 'two
finger' her throat.
392
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:03,104
Nope. There's nothing.
393
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:08,108
We killed her. We killed her
dude. Oh my God we killed her.
394
00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:16,979
Cal what the hell are you
talking about?
395
00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:18,982
What did we say?
396
00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,984
Do whatever it takes to not get
caught.
397
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:24,116
Well. This is whatever it takes.
398
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:28,130
Nope. No, none of this stuff
will work.
399
00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:33,133
Well I wouldn't expect your parents
to have the tools for dismemberment.
400
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
You know who does though right?
401
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,142
No...
402
00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:42,144
Mr. Halbern.
403
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:47,138
Cal. No.
404
00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:53,017
What? Tools are expensive
everywhere else.
405
00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:55,018
Yeah but everyone there thinks
that we are fishing.
406
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:58,020
So what. We can just make up an
excuse.
407
00:35:58,023 --> 00:36:00,163
Do you want to pay full price?
408
00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:39,062
Hey man!
409
00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:43,204
What's up guys? What happened
to the fishing trip?
410
00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:48,068
Oh we are still going, we are just
behind and needed some stuff.
411
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:51,213
What would you guys need saws
and axes for anyway?
412
00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:53,206
And Painter's suits?
413
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,212
You guys are into some weird
shit hey?
414
00:36:57,148 --> 00:37:01,218
No we're just going to my uncles place and he
said we could stay there if we did some work.
415
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,086
That sounds super lame.
416
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:08,089
Yeah I said 'lame'. That is the
opposite of 'good'.
417
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:09,233
Thanks man.
418
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:12,095
Oh, did you scan the axe?
419
00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:13,227
Yeah...
420
00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:15,228
Okay cool, cool.
421
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,240
Hey why don't you just... Yeah.
422
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,243
That will cost $267.84.
423
00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:24,237
Thank you.
424
00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:26,109
Yup. Awesome.
425
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,111
Have a good one.
426
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:30,252
Alright. Don't do anything crazy
this weekend.
427
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,248
What's the difference between
jam and jelly?
428
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:38,320
I thought we said we were not
murderers?
429
00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,183
Okay, she knows who we are, we
have to act fast.
430
00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,186
Okay and you just think that you
can kill her?
431
00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:47,188
Screw you! You couldn't even chop off her
toe and now you think you could kill her?
432
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:50,332
Yeah. I do. Things have changed.
433
00:38:51,195 --> 00:38:53,195
Things have changed? What has
changed?
434
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:56,328
What have I been saying this
entire time?
435
00:38:57,201 --> 00:38:59,401
Well I guess we will see who the
real tough guy is then.
436
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:02,206
Yeah alright, I guess we will!
437
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,337
Right!
438
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:10,350
You have no idea. You are about
to witness me end someone's life.
439
00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:13,345
Okay. Alright, lets go.
440
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:27,360
Alright...
441
00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:29,372
Lets see it then.
442
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:48,251
Oh you are right.
443
00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,393
I can't do it.
444
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:52,385
Oh I knew it.
445
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:57,391
She knows who we are though. She knows
who we are, you have to come do this.
446
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,398
Not with this, I won't.
447
00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:25,416
Okay, this time you count me
down.
448
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:32,431
Okay. Three... Two...
449
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:38,438
Oh my God! What, does she have
psychic powers!?
450
00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:40,443
Cal, wait! No!
451
00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:49,447
We're right in the
middle of something.
452
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:53,317
And yeah, you keep on interrupting and
it's kind of ruining our vacation.
453
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,118
Cal, no. Don't-
454
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,080
I would really appreciate it if you
stopped calling, you overbearing bitch!
455
00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:03,331
Thanks a lot man. Thanks a lot. She's just
going to call back in a second anyways.
456
00:41:03,332 --> 00:41:04,528
Why'd you do that?
457
00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:05,329
Then just turn your phone off.
458
00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,097
She is my wife-
459
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:12,336
Well I'm supposed to be your best friend.
I mean Jesus Christ, Teddy.
460
00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:20,337
I've known you since we were six years old. And
she's known you for what? - Maybe fives years?
461
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:26,345
When did I become this piece of shit
that doesn't mean anything to you?
462
00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:30,651
She's taking over you life. Why is that
okay? Why am I not allowed to be upset over
463
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:37,355
the fact that she's stealing my
best friend? My only friend.
464
00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:40,362
I don't understand how
you can't see it.
465
00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:47,365
Ever since she came into your
life, you've been leaving mine.
466
00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:53,512
Why can't we be like we used to be? Why can't
you just be my fucking best friend, man?
467
00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,536
Let's get this over with.
468
00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:32,422
Wait! Wait, fire a test shot so
we'll know if it'll kill her!
469
00:42:32,423 --> 00:42:34,417
Alright. What!?
470
00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:37,549
I said, so we know if it'll kill
her!
471
00:42:51,435 --> 00:42:54,035
Seriously, did you even look at
this before you put it in the gun?
472
00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:55,438
Well, they were the only ones
you had, man.
473
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,570
This couldn't kill a squirrel.
474
00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:05,578
Ready?
475
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:07,580
Yeah, I guess so.
476
00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:10,593
And batter up.
477
00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:17,589
Like I didn't see this coming.
478
00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:23,473
I can't do it like this. I don't
know what this is but I can't.
479
00:43:23,474 --> 00:43:29,468
It's got to be quick and painless,
you know? And this is neither.
480
00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:32,614
So, we need a gun or something.
481
00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:36,607
Like I said, if you know where
hit men advertise I'm all ears.
482
00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:38,616
Vincent.
483
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:41,477
I don't think Vincent is into
killing people.
484
00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:43,616
No, Vincent's gun.
485
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:46,619
Oh.
486
00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:50,633
He's never going to believe
this.
487
00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:54,497
Hey guys.
488
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,499
Hey Vince. How's it going, man?
489
00:43:56,501 --> 00:44:00,641
I thought you were on your
fishing trip thing.
490
00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:06,505
Yeah, we were but then... um, we
wanted to come back and get...
491
00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:08,651
Go on, tell him.
492
00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:12,516
We want to buy some drugs.
493
00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:13,647
You want to buy some...?
494
00:44:14,518 --> 00:44:15,648
We want to buy some drugs.
495
00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:19,521
You want to buy some drugs.
Really?
496
00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:21,524
Yes, we want to buy some drugs.
Yes.
497
00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:22,526
This many drugs.
498
00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:23,527
Bullshit.
499
00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:24,528
We're fiending for drugs.
500
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:26,529
You guys - really? Really?
501
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:28,531
Just count this and exchange it
for drugs.
502
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:29,533
You two want to buy drugs?
503
00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:30,104
Yes please.
504
00:44:30,105 --> 00:44:36,340
No, it's completely serious. I've got this
money and I would like you to take it
505
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,741
and then you just give me
this amount of your finest-
506
00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:40,823
I know how it works! Have you
ever done drugs before?
507
00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:45,546
Who are you asking? Man, I do drugs
all the time. Like, every day.
508
00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:47,680
What's your favorite drug?
509
00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:52,556
Yep. Cherry blasters infused
with roofies.
510
00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:54,687
That's a Slurpee.
511
00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:01,699
Alright.
512
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:06,570
The bag I'm going to give you should be more
than enough for some good times out there, man.
513
00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:10,571
I'm going to give you guys some pot
and some mushrooms and that will
514
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:12,075
make all the trees
seem really creepy.
515
00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:13,777
It should be really
interesting out in the woods.
516
00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:16,578
I wish I could be out there with
you, first time or not.
517
00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:20,581
I remember the first time I smoked a joint.
It was crazy, man.
518
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:23,585
I was out at laser tag and first
off we were older than those
519
00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:25,788
guys by like five years minimum.
520
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:27,590
And we were with big
Mike from high school.
521
00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:32,796
So he's just throwing dive-rolls
all over the place.
522
00:45:32,797 --> 00:45:35,597
Body-checking kids
into the sides and
523
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,800
I'm just huddling in the
corner back at our base,
524
00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:41,604
It was crazy, it was nuts. It
was all over the place.
525
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:45,606
I've never seen anything
like it in my life.
526
00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:48,610
That actually sounds really fun.
Maybe we should all go together.
527
00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:51,613
Oh yeah! Hell yeah! Oh,
we can't go there though.
528
00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:55,816
We are officially
banned at that location.
529
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:58,620
Hey, Teddy has a really hilarious
joke he just heard today.
530
00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:00,623
You do not have a hilarious
joke.
531
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,615
You want to hear it?
532
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,686
Tell me your joke.
533
00:46:03,695 --> 00:46:07,725
There's two police officers and
they're on the side of the
534
00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:10,832
highway, and there's this
huge hole in the fence.
535
00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:13,795
And they look down into the valley and
there's this bus and it's crashed.
536
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:16,835
So they go down there to check
on it-
537
00:46:16,841 --> 00:46:17,841
Was the weather bad?
538
00:46:18,642 --> 00:46:19,782
Want some quiche?
539
00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:24,647
How much will this get us?
540
00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:25,779
We'll take it.
541
00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:29,651
Why did you grab the musket?
542
00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:32,794
Well, I was solving a problem. We
had a problem. You're welcome!
543
00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:50,812
Bam! There you go.
544
00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:06,747
Okay, that's it. I'm done.
I'm out.
545
00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:07,881
That's not fair, man.
I won.
546
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:15,015
No, I don't mean that, Cal. I
mean not going to do this and
547
00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:17,756
I'm not going to
let you do this, either.
548
00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:18,896
We agreed.
549
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:25,897
I want you to listen to me,
okay? What are we doing?
550
00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:33,277
Seriously, we have a girl tied up
in our basement - tied to a chair,
551
00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:40,778
beaten up and we are talking
about shooting her in the head.
552
00:48:40,785 --> 00:48:45,915
And why? We screwed this up.
553
00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:52,796
I can't do this. And I know that
you can't do this either.
554
00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:54,927
And you know what?
That's okay.
555
00:48:57,801 --> 00:48:59,941
I don't know about you man...
556
00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:07,938
But I'm turning myself in. I'm
calling the cops.
557
00:49:17,821 --> 00:49:18,961
I thought you turned it off.
558
00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:21,963
Yeah, I did turn it off.
559
00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:27,958
I turned it back on. What, did you
expect me to never talk to her again?
560
00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:39,979
Hello? Hi honey.
561
00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:44,984
Yeah, I know you're upset. You know what?
I'm kind of upset too.
562
00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:30,029
I need you to listen to me. Honey,
you're not listening to me.
563
00:50:30,894 --> 00:50:33,094
If you're just going to yell at
me I'm going to hang up.
564
00:50:42,906 --> 00:50:45,036
It's not that I don't want to
talk to you.
565
00:50:47,911 --> 00:50:50,051
No... Honey...
566
00:51:24,948 --> 00:51:27,078
Yeah, I'll call you back. Okay,
bye.
567
00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:41,963
Cal, how did she get out of the
handcuffs?
568
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:45,096
They're no real. They're made
for sex.
569
00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:55,971
Listen Crystal, I want you to know
that we never meant to hurt you.
570
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,980
Both of you get on your knees.
571
00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:01,124
Oh my God.
572
00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:04,116
Now.
573
00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:11,132
I said now, Cal.
574
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:27,605
I know that this is going to be
really, really hard to believe
575
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:28,782
but we never meant for
any of this to happen.
576
00:52:28,783 --> 00:52:29,909
Just stop talking.
577
00:52:32,015 --> 00:52:34,015
Please Crystal... Please.
578
00:52:34,018 --> 00:52:38,018
I said up shut up, Cal.
Shut up!
579
00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:40,162
Teddy, I don't want to die.
580
00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:44,155
You bastards.
581
00:52:45,028 --> 00:52:46,028
Crystal.
582
00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:47,898
You sons of bitches.
583
00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,029
We were just about to
call the cops, okay?
584
00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:51,033
All of this was going to end.
585
00:52:51,035 --> 00:52:55,165
I don't know what else to do,
Teddy.
586
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,040
Let's just call the police,
okay?
587
00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:02,043
Let's just call the police. Just
give me the gun.
588
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:04,046
Don't touch me!
589
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:05,178
Okay!
590
00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:14,191
Stay the fuck away from me! I
can't trust you!
591
00:53:16,059 --> 00:53:20,059
Crystal! Hey, listen to me!
592
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:24,067
We know that we messed this up
and this is all our fault.
593
00:53:24,068 --> 00:53:27,068
It's not going to make
anything right, okay?
594
00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:30,271
So let's just call the police!
Just give me the gun-
595
00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:32,074
Just stop talking!
596
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:33,206
Don't!
597
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,280
Alight, um...
598
00:57:01,285 --> 00:57:07,285
I assume that the joints are the
easiest parts to cut through.
599
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,431
I can only assume you're right.
600
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:14,433
Crystal, I am so sorry.
601
00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:24,310
Did it go all the way through?
602
00:57:24,311 --> 00:57:26,438
Why don't you take
a closer look?
603
00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:39,319
Mmm, that's nice.
What is that?
604
00:57:39,323 --> 00:57:40,463
"Cool Water."
605
00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:58,466
See? Now this provides the
perfect ambiance.
606
00:57:59,342 --> 00:58:01,482
You want to light some candles,
too?
607
00:59:43,346 --> 00:59:44,446
Hey Teddy! Hey, wait up!
608
00:59:44,448 --> 00:59:45,578
There's no time!
609
01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:22,624
Cheers.
610
01:00:26,255 --> 01:00:28,485
Take that last piece of
clothing off, too.
611
01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:29,626
What?
612
01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:33,157
Oh, I thought you were wearing a
sweater. Sorry, that's my fault.
613
01:02:04,654 --> 01:02:07,957
Hey! I just saved your life.
614
01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:09,878
Think he'll notice the
Tupperware's not the same?
615
01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:32,614
Come on, man.
616
01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:33,746
It's still good!
617
01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:44,531
Come on, Vince.
Where you at?
618
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:51,571
Vince? I brought your damned
Tupperware, I want my Game Gear back.
619
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:15,594
Hey Vince, where you at, man?
620
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:17,459
Vincent?
621
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:18,461
Hey Vince?
622
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,462
Hello?
623
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:21,464
Vince?
624
01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:24,595
Vincent? Hello?
625
01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:30,612
Vincent, are you in here?
626
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:40,479
Teddy? Teddy!
627
01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:41,624
What?
628
01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:06,507
We should probably go now.
629
01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:07,640
Yeah.
630
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:25,526
Oh, my ass!
631
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:26,529
You okay?
632
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,660
Yeah, yeah!
633
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:43,684
I really hope that had nothing
to do with us.
634
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,947
Well let's just think
about this, right? Okay,
635
01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:48,750
Vincent said he had problems
with a whole bunch of "people."
636
01:04:48,752 --> 01:04:53,556
Yes. Yes, the mailman, yes.
637
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:54,557
And so, that could have been
them.
638
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:55,558
Yeah.
639
01:04:55,559 --> 01:05:01,559
Sure he seemed like a nice guy,
but sold drugs to children.
640
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,565
Probably had nothing to do with
us.
641
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,097
Yes.
642
01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:06,572
Definitely just the dangers of
the drug trade, that's it.
643
01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:08,700
Yes.
644
01:05:09,438 --> 01:05:10,968
You know what we
should do? Right now,
645
01:05:10,974 --> 01:05:13,012
I'm just going to call
Josh and I guarantee -
646
01:05:13,013 --> 01:05:16,779
Vince and Josh are buddies - I'm sure
Josh knows more about what's going on.
647
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:19,580
No, no, no, don't call him.
We're out camping, remember?
648
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,583
Oh yeah.
649
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:21,724
Yeah.
650
01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:23,585
Good idea.
651
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,717
Right, okay. So-
652
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:31,731
Hi Liz listen, I can't talk.
I'll call you back. Bye.
653
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:38,726
Okay, so we go out and we go fishing.
And we take a whole bunch of pictures-
654
01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:16,638
Take that, you bastard!
655
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,770
Yeah!
656
01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:22,844
Nobody breaks into my parents house and...
Brings in the mail. Oh shit.
657
01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:24,176
What?
658
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:25,011
It's my neighbor.
659
01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:26,845
What?
660
01:06:26,850 --> 01:06:28,650
Yes, it's my neighbor. My Mom
told me he'd be doing this.
661
01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:31,652
Oh my God! You idiot!
662
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:32,645
How was I supposed to know?
663
01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:33,786
She told you, that's how!
664
01:06:35,758 --> 01:06:41,658
Okay, okay! Maybe we could just put a butcher's
knife in his hand and then call the cops.
665
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,465
What possible reason would my neighbor
have to come over to my parents
666
01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:47,867
house, bring over the mail while
wielding a butcher's knife?!
667
01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:50,111
He was going to deliver the mail
and then murder us both!
668
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:53,681
We're going to have to
"Crystal" him.
669
01:06:53,682 --> 01:06:56,677
What? No! No, absolutely not!
670
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,780
He's dead and his wife is going to
be coming over here looking for him.
671
01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:02,884
Which means she is going to
find him dead!
672
01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:05,686
I can't deal with this shit anymore!
We did it once, we can do it again!
673
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:06,689
Oh no.
674
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:07,790
Do we have anymore garbage bags?
675
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:08,861
Yeah, they're outside in the
car.
676
01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:10,789
Do we have anymore painting
suits?
677
01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:13,702
Yeah, they're upstairs I think. But Cal, we
can't do this again. I can't do this again.
678
01:07:13,703 --> 01:07:17,197
You're going to go get that stuff from the car
and I'm going to drag his ass to the basement.
679
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,700
And we're going to take
care of this right now.
680
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:21,844
Because I want to go fishing!
681
01:07:21,845 --> 01:07:28,838
Yeah. Okay! Hold on.
Are we sure he's dead?
682
01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:41,385
Good enough?
683
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:42,521
I guess.
684
01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:24,904
Hey, what's up? You've missed
Cal. Drop me a line-
685
01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:36,976
Hello, I'd like the phone number
for the following address please.
686
01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:38,780
Alright, go ahead.
687
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,782
467 Glenmere Road.
688
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,785
Would you like us to connect
you directly, sir?
689
01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,787
Sure, yes.
690
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,789
And this is to be billed to the
receiver?
691
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:50,792
Yes, yes please connect me.
692
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:53,934
Okay, I just need you to record a
greeting after the beep, please.
693
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:58,798
Cal, get out of the house! Get
out of the house!
694
01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:01,942
Okay, just wait a moment while
I connect you.
695
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,205
Hello?
696
01:09:04,207 --> 01:09:06,807
Cal, get out of the house! Get
out of the house!
697
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,480
Collect call. Do you accept the
charges?
698
01:09:08,481 --> 01:09:12,178
Cal, get out of the house! Get
out of the house!
699
01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,749
What? Why?
700
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:16,250
There are people in your carport!
They're trying to break in.
701
01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:18,323
They're probably just salesmen
or Jehovah's Witnesses.
702
01:09:18,324 --> 01:09:21,521
No, they're not Jehovah's Witnesses.
Cal, they're in the house right now.
703
01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:24,555
They're in the house. They have
guns. Get out!
704
01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:27,399
Are you serious? I'm putting on the
painter's suit right now. I'm upstairs!
705
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:28,397
Jump out the window then.
706
01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:29,528
Alright, hold on.
707
01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:44,706
Cal? Cal, where are you? Cal?
708
01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:48,679
Where are they?
709
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:49,715
I don't know, I can't see them.
710
01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:50,719
What should I do?
711
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,950
Jump.
712
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,755
What? Are you crazy? I could
hurt myself!
713
01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:54,787
Do you want to get shot instead?
714
01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:56,931
Hello?
715
01:09:57,826 --> 01:10:00,956
I said hello. Look, I know
somebody's there.
716
01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:05,928
I can hear you breathing. Look,
we just want our niece back.
717
01:10:05,936 --> 01:10:08,036
Holy shit! There's a dead guy
over here!
718
01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:13,038
Take a lesson! That's what we're going to do to
you if you don't leave my house immediately.
719
01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:14,043
Hank, now he's threatening us.
720
01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:16,078
Listen, he didn't mean that.
721
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:20,149
I'm not here. I'm calling from
home.
722
01:10:22,151 --> 01:10:24,451
Who are you looking for?
Callum McDermott
723
01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:28,257
That's my neighbor. You should
go next door.
724
01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:29,258
No.
725
01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:30,389
No? Why?
726
01:10:32,428 --> 01:10:36,528
Callum McDermott lives at West 12th and his
parents live at this house. Now where are you?
727
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:39,602
We just want to ask you a couple
of questions, alright?
728
01:10:39,603 --> 01:10:42,438
I'm on my way to the police
right now.
729
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:43,469
No.
730
01:10:43,473 --> 01:10:45,673
Why?
731
01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:50,605
You're on the house phone! We just want Crystal
back! Now come out here and answer my - fuck!
732
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:56,651
Hank! Oh my God! That
guy wasn't dead, Hank!
733
01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:58,891
His head exploded
like a melon! Oh my God!
734
01:10:58,892 --> 01:11:01,718
How could you not figure
it out for a second time?
735
01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:05,555
You're the one who kicked him and
said he was dead, you asshole!
736
01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:09,002
You're an asshole! It was an accident! He
grabbed my leg and scared the shit out of me!
737
01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:12,368
Oh, not you sir. Sorry, I was
talking to Cal.
738
01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:13,669
How dare you put this on me,
Teddy?
739
01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:19,370
Is that Theodore Ivans?
1364 East 29th?
740
01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:26,446
Holy shit, Hank! That Theodore
guy - he's on the other phone!
741
01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:29,618
Cal, I'm sorry. They know our address.
Liz might be in trouble, I have to go.
742
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:31,749
What? No!
743
01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:36,056
You can't leave me here!
You can't!
744
01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:38,189
I can and I will!
745
01:11:38,194 --> 01:11:42,364
You bastard! If you leave I'm going to rat you
out. I'm going to tell them where you are!
746
01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:44,065
Screw you! I'll tell them
where you are!
747
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:47,636
Son of a bitch! He's outside!
He's in the silver car! Hurry!
748
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:50,197
Asshole! Cal's on the roof!
Cal's on the roof!
749
01:11:50,206 --> 01:11:51,166
You're a terrible friend!
750
01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,314
So are you!
751
01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:36,354
Yeah. Yeah right.
Okay, bye.
752
01:12:41,223 --> 01:12:42,363
He says he's on his way.
753
01:12:43,225 --> 01:12:44,355
Good stuff.
754
01:12:46,228 --> 01:12:49,228
It'll all be over soon. This is
our sister we're talking about.
755
01:12:49,232 --> 01:12:51,232
We should have got someone else
to do this shit.
756
01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:54,374
I know, I know. It's not like we could
have Craigslist'ed criminals for hire.
757
01:12:55,237 --> 01:12:57,367
Alright, pull it together man.
758
01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:09,249
Who's is that that?
759
01:13:09,252 --> 01:13:10,392
I got it off him.
760
01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:14,394
Liz. Who is "Liz?"
761
01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:21,402
There he is.
762
01:13:25,267 --> 01:13:26,997
What the hell happened to you?
763
01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:31,413
It's a long story, don't worry about it.
How are you holding up?
764
01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:35,281
How the hell do you think I'm
holding up? Where are they?
765
01:13:35,282 --> 01:13:36,408
In the living room.
766
01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:38,279
They say anything yet?
767
01:13:38,281 --> 01:13:40,281
No, we just got started.
768
01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:44,423
Alright, let's just get this
over with.
769
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:58,298
Why is he in his underwear?
770
01:13:58,301 --> 01:13:59,781
I don't know, that's how we
found him.
771
01:14:17,319 --> 01:14:19,449
Alright, where is she?
772
01:14:21,323 --> 01:14:25,463
Don't look at him.
You look at me.
773
01:14:36,338 --> 01:14:38,338
Hank, no. No more killing!
774
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,471
It's okay, I got this.
775
01:14:41,343 --> 01:14:45,483
Honey? How long does it take to
bring in the mail?
776
01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:53,489
Don't scream. Don't look at me.
Just move forward slowly.
777
01:15:05,367 --> 01:15:09,367
Oh God! I didn't mean to!
It was the dog!
778
01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:12,512
Jesus Christ, Hank!
779
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,505
It was an accident, I swear!
780
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:21,380
Again? I can't believe it.
Again?
781
01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:24,386
It's okay Hank. It's okay, you
did good.
782
01:15:24,387 --> 01:15:28,387
You deal with them. We'll take her
downstairs with the other one.
783
01:15:28,391 --> 01:15:32,391
Don't worry about it, okay? We'll
deal with her, you deal with them.
784
01:15:32,395 --> 01:15:34,395
What other one?
When did this happen?
785
01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:35,527
I said don't worry about it!
786
01:15:37,499 --> 01:15:42,399
Just find out what they know, we'll
deal with her. This is about Crystal.
787
01:15:42,405 --> 01:15:46,405
Just focus on Crystal, okay? Then
let's get the hell out of here.
788
01:15:46,409 --> 01:15:48,539
Hank, come on!
789
01:15:50,412 --> 01:15:53,552
I need a boo yah right now! Come
on, buddy, give me a booya!
790
01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:58,547
Please guys, where is she?
791
01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:03,423
Is this one of yours?
792
01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:05,556
It's mine, sir.
793
01:16:07,429 --> 01:16:10,429
Liz... Is she part of this too?
794
01:16:10,433 --> 01:16:13,573
No, I swear she's not.
795
01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:23,578
Hello. No, no it's Jake Halbern
- Teddy's boss.
796
01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:31,516
Honestly, I've had better
days. Listen, I need to know,
797
01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:34,459
have you seen Teddy in
the last couple of days?
798
01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:36,587
No, that's good.
That's really good.
799
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:42,462
Why am I answering his phone
then?
800
01:16:42,465 --> 01:16:43,745
She's going to know we were
here.
801
01:16:48,470 --> 01:16:49,600
It'll be the last one.
802
01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:51,607
Honey!-
803
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:59,608
Listen, Teddy and Cal are here at Cal's
parent's place and I need you to stop by.
804
01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:04,624
Calm down... Calm down!
805
01:17:05,487 --> 01:17:09,617
Look, just get the hell over
here! I got to go.
806
01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:18,628
You stupid sons of bitches!
807
01:17:21,503 --> 01:17:24,506
Don't make me kill your wife,
Teddy.
808
01:17:24,507 --> 01:17:26,637
Or your parents, Cal.
809
01:17:33,515 --> 01:17:36,645
You must really think I'm
stupid, huh?
810
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:45,525
I made a cobbler last night.
811
01:17:49,531 --> 01:17:53,671
And make sure you bring back the container and
anything else in there that has my name on it.
812
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:02,681
Damn you guys for putting me in
this position!
813
01:18:04,546 --> 01:18:06,546
You tell me where my daughter
is!
814
01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:08,679
Is this regardless of where she
is?
815
01:18:09,551 --> 01:18:11,691
I just want to find my daughter.
816
01:18:15,557 --> 01:18:19,557
She's in the dumpster
behind the Stop-and-Go
817
01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:23,562
on 29th and Lonsdale and
the one on Cardero.
818
01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:25,566
In a garbage can on the corner
of Eagleridge and Beaumont.
819
01:18:25,568 --> 01:18:28,568
The construction site on 17th
and Lonsdale.
820
01:18:28,571 --> 01:18:30,571
The garbage bin on Hastings and
Main.
821
01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:33,713
The grease bin at the Golden
Pearl.
822
01:18:37,579 --> 01:18:39,579
What the fuck are you talking
about!?
823
01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:41,722
She died.
824
01:19:07,609 --> 01:19:09,739
What the hell's going on?
825
01:19:15,617 --> 01:19:21,617
You are going to tell me where Crystal
is or I am going to skin you alive.
826
01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:23,624
Seriously, come on now.
827
01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:28,756
I swear to God. Tell me where
she is.
828
01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:34,636
Hank, hold onto him. Grab him!
829
01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:36,437
No, wait!
830
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:40,439
Teddy, no! Please no!
Teddy! It was my idea!
831
01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:44,646
It was my idea! Teddy! No!
832
01:19:44,647 --> 01:19:48,747
Mr. Halbern! Mr. Halbern,
please! Don't hurt him, please!
833
01:19:48,751 --> 01:19:56,751
Mr. Halbern, please!
834
01:19:58,828 --> 01:20:06,828
Mr. Halbern, please!
835
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:16,675
Mr. Halbern, please!
836
01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:17,809
Shut up!
837
01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:21,824
Hank! Turn on the radio I don't
want to hear him scream!
838
01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:38,825
Look at this mess. Why is there
wine everywhere?
839
01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:42,842
You son of a bitch!
840
01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:45,835
How dare do you guys lie to me
about where you were!
841
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:49,838
What is this? Some kind of sex
party?
842
01:20:50,712 --> 01:20:53,712
You got my Teddy into S and M
now?
843
01:20:53,716 --> 01:20:56,846
Where is he? Where's Teddy?
844
01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:00,861
Is that him?
845
01:21:02,724 --> 01:21:05,703
Is that the son of a bitch? Is he with girls?
Is that what this week has been about?
846
01:21:05,727 --> 01:21:07,857
Damn right, not while I'm
around!
847
01:21:10,732 --> 01:21:15,872
Listen you house wrecking son's of
bitches, open the God damn door!
848
01:22:25,807 --> 01:22:26,937
Hi Cal.
849
01:22:30,812 --> 01:22:32,952
What the hell happened?
850
01:22:33,815 --> 01:22:36,945
There is no way to explain.
851
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,960
Shit got real.
852
01:22:47,829 --> 01:22:48,959
Honey?
853
01:22:50,832 --> 01:22:52,832
Hey Honey you okay?
854
01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:53,965
You okay?
855
01:22:55,838 --> 01:22:58,838
You're what happened you son
of a bitch!
856
01:22:58,841 --> 01:22:59,971
What?
857
01:22:59,976 --> 01:23:02,976
Because of you, I did all
of that up there!
858
01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:05,845
Oh hey Honey, no you saved us!
859
01:23:05,848 --> 01:23:06,978
From what?
860
01:23:06,983 --> 01:23:11,853
That's, that's kind of a hard
story to tell.
861
01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:13,994
The point is you saved us, you
saved me.
862
01:23:14,856 --> 01:23:17,986
Oh baby, we got to get you to
the dentist.
863
01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:21,860
Yeah? I feel good, I feel good.
864
01:23:21,864 --> 01:23:22,864
I missed you so much!
865
01:23:22,865 --> 01:23:23,995
I missed you too.
866
01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:28,998
No! You still lied to me you
son's of bitches!
867
01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:31,871
Listen Honey, the fishing trip
just didn't work out.
868
01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,008
Why not?
869
01:23:33,009 --> 01:23:39,009
Because... Mr. Halbern kidnapped us, and
he was going to ransom us back to you!
870
01:23:39,882 --> 01:23:42,882
They we're like "we're going to kill you
first, and then we're going to kill Cal."
871
01:23:42,885 --> 01:23:45,015
And we were like 'Shit no!' and
then you came in.
872
01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:46,887
Yeah.
873
01:23:46,889 --> 01:23:47,889
Well we got to call the cops.
874
01:23:47,890 --> 01:23:48,890
No, no, that's not a good idea.
875
01:23:48,891 --> 01:23:53,031
Well Mr. Halbern has friends in
the police department.
876
01:23:53,895 --> 01:23:55,025
And we wouldn't stand a chance.
877
01:23:55,031 --> 01:24:00,031
And so we would go to jail and
you would go to women's jail.
878
01:24:00,902 --> 01:24:02,202
And then we wouldn't be together
anymore.
879
01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:04,044
Oh no you are right! I can't
loose you Teddy!
880
01:24:04,907 --> 01:24:07,037
We got to get rid of the
evidence.
881
01:24:07,043 --> 01:24:09,911
We just got to chop it up and
get rid of it!
882
01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:11,912
Yes that is exactly what we need
to do but first...
883
01:24:11,914 --> 01:24:12,914
Oh shit.
884
01:24:12,915 --> 01:24:14,045
Who the hell is that?
885
01:24:20,922 --> 01:24:23,062
Shit. It's the cops!
886
01:24:23,925 --> 01:24:27,055
Oh Teddy, I can't loose you! We
got to kill him!
887
01:24:27,929 --> 01:24:29,059
We don't need to kill him!
888
01:24:29,931 --> 01:24:31,401
Liz you are going to calm down.
889
01:24:31,402 --> 01:24:36,070
Cal, you get something on and go
to the door and deal with him!
890
01:24:36,938 --> 01:24:37,938
You are fine, here we go.
891
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:38,940
You two hide!
892
01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:39,941
Do it!
893
01:24:39,942 --> 01:24:40,942
You are in time-out now!
894
01:24:40,943 --> 01:24:42,083
I am not in time-out!
895
01:24:42,944 --> 01:24:43,944
Here we go!
896
01:24:43,946 --> 01:24:45,076
Teddy I hate time-out...
897
01:24:50,952 --> 01:24:52,092
Just a minute!
898
01:24:52,954 --> 01:24:56,094
Just putting on my face!
899
01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:03,103
Hello!
900
01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:04,972
Evening sir... Your face, are
you alright?
901
01:25:04,973 --> 01:25:06,097
What?
902
01:25:06,968 --> 01:25:10,098
Broken blood vessel, its
nothing.
903
01:25:10,972 --> 01:25:16,112
Sure. Well, we received a call saying
there was screaming and loud bangs.
904
01:25:16,978 --> 01:25:18,108
You sure everything is okay?
905
01:25:18,980 --> 01:25:20,980
Yeah everything is fine in here
just...
906
01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:22,123
You sure it wasn't a prank call
or something like that?
907
01:25:22,124 --> 01:25:24,118
Is there something going on in
this house?
908
01:25:24,986 --> 01:25:26,846
Nope not from here.
909
01:25:26,856 --> 01:25:27,986
Yeah well there was screaming and banging.
I need to know what is going on.
910
01:25:27,990 --> 01:25:30,990
I got complaints calling in, and
you are all bloody.
911
01:25:30,993 --> 01:25:31,993
It was a prank call.
912
01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:32,994
What is going on?
913
01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:34,125
Maybe it was the neighbors.
914
01:25:34,996 --> 01:25:36,996
Or maybe it was not the
neighbors.
915
01:25:36,999 --> 01:25:39,129
Probably don't waste your time
looking there...
916
01:25:40,001 --> 01:25:41,141
Your name sir?
917
01:25:42,003 --> 01:25:44,003
I'm Callum McDermott...
918
01:25:44,006 --> 01:25:45,136
I need to see some
identification.
919
01:25:45,141 --> 01:25:48,011
I'd love to get it for you but as
you can see I'm not wearing pants.
920
01:25:48,012 --> 01:25:49,510
I want to go inside.
921
01:25:49,512 --> 01:25:52,012
Wait out here, the house is
messy, the maid hasn't come.
922
01:25:52,014 --> 01:25:53,014
You are all bloody so I'm coming
in.
923
01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:56,145
Master, when are you coming back
to bed?
924
01:25:58,019 --> 01:25:59,149
Hi officer.
925
01:26:05,026 --> 01:26:07,156
That's my lover.
926
01:26:08,029 --> 01:26:12,169
I'm sorry I didn't realize you
had company.
927
01:26:13,034 --> 01:26:17,044
Yeah well you can understand how a love
like ours produces some loud banging...
928
01:26:17,045 --> 01:26:19,169
And has to be kept discreet.
929
01:26:24,045 --> 01:26:25,175
For sure.
930
01:26:25,181 --> 01:26:30,051
I totally agree, I apologize,
just try to keep it down.
931
01:26:30,052 --> 01:26:32,192
You gentleman have yourself a
good evening.
932
01:26:33,054 --> 01:26:34,194
Yes, we are very safe!
933
01:26:35,056 --> 01:26:36,256
Yup, we always use protection.
934
01:26:37,058 --> 01:26:38,188
And a safety word!
935
01:26:40,061 --> 01:26:41,061
That was really close.
936
01:26:41,063 --> 01:26:43,063
Yeah, you look really good.
937
01:26:43,065 --> 01:26:44,195
Thanks.
938
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,080
Liz, why did you do that?
939
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,083
He knew! He was going to call
for backup!
940
01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:05,085
He wasn't going to do anything!
941
01:27:05,087 --> 01:27:07,217
He knew damn it!
942
01:27:08,089 --> 01:27:10,219
Honey we just need you to calm
down okay?
943
01:27:11,092 --> 01:27:12,232
I'm sorry.
944
01:27:13,094 --> 01:27:14,234
I didn't mean to say that.
945
01:27:15,096 --> 01:27:17,226
Okay, it's alright, okay Honey.
946
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,380
Okay, here is what we have to
do.
947
01:27:22,103 --> 01:27:24,543
We have to get rid of these bodies,
we have to chop them up...
948
01:27:25,106 --> 01:27:26,986
But first we have to get rid of
that Police Car!
949
01:27:27,109 --> 01:27:29,239
We just need you to slow down
okay?
950
01:27:29,245 --> 01:27:32,245
No I already have the plan, just
listen to me!
951
01:27:33,114 --> 01:27:34,114
Whatever you say Liz.
952
01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:35,246
Do something...
953
01:27:37,118 --> 01:27:39,118
Okay Honey? Listen to me.
954
01:27:39,121 --> 01:27:42,261
We really appreciate you saving
us, we really do.
955
01:27:43,124 --> 01:27:48,129
Now we just need you to calm
down. Just a little bit.
956
01:27:48,130 --> 01:27:49,260
Oh Teddy...
957
01:27:50,131 --> 01:27:52,271
I love you so much.
958
01:27:53,134 --> 01:27:54,814
And I want to be with you
forever and ever.
959
01:27:55,136 --> 01:27:57,266
I'm going to kill Cal as well...
960
01:27:58,139 --> 01:28:02,279
I will not have you guys going
soft on me!
961
01:28:03,144 --> 01:28:05,151
You assholes are all against me!
962
01:28:05,152 --> 01:28:07,147
We are not against you I swear!
963
01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:08,149
I can't deal with this, I need a
drink!
964
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:09,280
Okay. Get a drink.
965
01:28:11,152 --> 01:28:12,152
Oh wait, I wouldn't...
966
01:28:12,154 --> 01:28:13,154
I wouldn't what?
967
01:28:13,155 --> 01:28:16,285
I wouldn't what Teddy?
968
01:28:27,168 --> 01:28:28,298
Nothing...
969
01:28:29,170 --> 01:28:31,310
Then shut the hell up!
970
01:28:32,173 --> 01:28:36,313
You assholes are still in trouble
for lying to me about fishing...
971
01:28:43,184 --> 01:28:44,324
Honey?
972
01:28:46,187 --> 01:28:47,317
You okay?
973
01:28:51,192 --> 01:28:52,332
Honey?
974
01:28:53,194 --> 01:29:01,194
You okay Baby?
975
01:29:03,272 --> 01:29:11,272
You okay Baby?
976
01:29:12,214 --> 01:29:13,754
Holy shit.
977
01:29:17,218 --> 01:29:18,348
Baby?
978
01:29:47,248 --> 01:29:48,378
Oh yeah.
979
01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:50,490
I thought you looked different.
980
01:30:04,265 --> 01:30:05,395
Thank you.
981
01:30:35,296 --> 01:30:37,426
I guess I'm single again.
982
01:30:40,301 --> 01:30:41,461
Yeah, I got my wing man back.
983
01:30:44,305 --> 01:30:46,435
Oh wait, I guess I can sell
that.
984
01:30:49,310 --> 01:30:51,450
Yeah. It is probably worth
something.
985
01:31:00,321 --> 01:31:02,461
By the way I'm really sorry I
ratted you out earlier.
986
01:31:03,324 --> 01:31:04,464
Yeah me too.
987
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:16,473
By the way the bathroom is
absolutely destroyed.
73980
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof