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- Take that, old man!
- Old, who you calling old?

You, Uncle T!

I know that you think
that he looks up to me

more than you, but that
is not the case, Arthur.

- What did you do?
- The God account is gone!

It must have been awkward

bumping into your ex with Miles.

- You free Sunday?
- Maybe.

Helping people isn't a burden.

It's an opportunity.

Six weeks ago,
I got a friend request

from someone
calling themselves God.

They started sending me
people in need of help.

For the very few of you that
have stuck around to listen,

you know that I have resisted.
Not anymore.

I am going to see
where this road takes me.

Now, that doesn't mean
I'm going to stop looking

for who's behind it,
but there's a freedom

in accepting this new path.

A clarity for what
I'm trying to do.

I am ready to
start growing my audience

one listener at a time.

So if you see any of my posters,

please get the word out.

The Millennial Prophet
is making a comeback.

You know, I got to say, bro.
This poster is pretty fire.

Yeah, it's smart, Miles.

I mean, grassroots marketing
will get you a new audience.

Yeah, well,
it's what I need, you know?

Considering I lost
most of my listeners

after I changed my message.

Well, you are the atheist
working for God now,

so I kind of understand
the confusion.

Dude, there is no confusion.
We all know it is not God.

True, but whoever's doing
this already unfriended you.

All right, this could have
all been over.

You know, you're the one
who chose

to friend that maniac back. Why?

Because it gives me
a sense of purpose.

So you're basically working
for the God account?

I'd say it's more
like a partnership.

- What's up?
- It's Eli.

He wants to get dinner.

- Official date?
- Yeah, but I'm...

I don't know if I'm ready
to go there again.

Why not?

I mean, we broke up
for a reason.

Who's to say it doesn't end
the exact same way?

Just because
you guys have a history

doesn't meant it'll repeat.

Okay, all this talk about
dinner has got me starving.

Dude, you're always starving.

- You know what?
- What?

- Dinner's on me?
- What?

Just a little thank you
for helping me spread the word.

You guys figure out
what you want,

and I'll just hail us a cab.
Okay.

Taxi, taxi!

Look, guys, guys.

I just got a new
friend suggestion.

- Who is it for?
- Some guy named Hasan Amir.

Hey, there's our cab.

Where to, my friends?

Have you decided where you
would like me to take you?

The Lower East Side
is a big place.

Can you narrow it down a little?

No, yeah, we haven't decided

where we want to have dinner,

but if you could just
give us a second, please.

- Of course.
- Just pick a place,

and get him talking.

Ooh, can you drop us off at
Insomnia Cookies on Orchard?

- Sure.
- Cookies, really?

Whatyeah,
that was the first thing

that came to my mind.
Besides, you love desserts.

That is true.

So, um, how long have you
been driving a cab?

Almost 15 years,
since I moved here.

- Where are you from?
- Afghanistan.

I was an engineer in Kabul.

We won the green card lottery,
so I moved my family here.

I'm sorry, my wife.

II'm sorry, there is
a problem with my son.

I have to drop you off,

but we are on the highway
and I can't pull over.

Yeah, no, don't stop for us.
Family is important.

Thank you.

I'm 24 years old,
I can't live like this anymore.

Please, don't go.
At least talk to you father.

Mateen, your mother told me

that you have a cell phone
hidden in your room.

Who are you talking to that you
don't want us to know about?

Why do you have to know
who I call, who I talk to?

You don't have to control
every aspect of my life.

I feel this guy's pain.

As long as you live
under this roof,

you will listen to what
we are telling you.

Then I guess I shouldn't
be living here anymore.

Mateen! Mateen!

This really isn't necessary.

You said you were
heading out for dinner.

True, but when we got
in the cab,

we were just expecting the
ride, not the actual meal.

- It's really good.
- After my husband

drove you all the way out here,

the least we can do is feed you.

Well, thank you.

Um, and really, with everything
that's going on,

I hope that we're not intruding.

Things will blow over
with my son.

It always does.

If you will excuse me,
I need to study.

We're having guests, Tarah.

Our guests aren't going to
help me study for the LSATs.

Tarah graduated
top of her class at Colombia.

One day, she will be
a great lawyer.

Go ahead, bubbah.
It was nice meeting you.

My children have spent
more time here in America

than in Afghanistan,

and I'm grateful that
they have grown up here,

but it's very difficult

to maintain our Islamic faith
and values.

My daughter, Tarah,
remains devout.

But I fear my son
is slipping away.

Faith...

is the most important thing
in our lives.

Clearly, you feel
the same way, Miles.

Where'd you get that idea?

I saw the poster
you had in my cab.

Um, The Millennial Prophet?

Clearly, it's a podcast
about your beliefs.

Yeah, it's more of, like,
a play on words kind of thing.

- What do you mean?
- I'm an atheist.

- Thanks for the ride, Hasan.
- My pleasure.

- All right.
- May I say something?

Yeah.

You are a very nice person,
Miles,

and I hope you don't
take this the wrong way, but...

I believe you are lost.

Just because I don't believe
in God doesn't mean I'm lost,

just like Mateen
wanting some independence

doesn't mean
he's slipping away from you.

You should talk to him,

try to find some common ground.

I appreciate your concern.

But I have faith that my son
will return

when he is ready.

See, me and my dad disagreed

about that same thing
in the past.

Trust me, the longer
you let this go,

the harder it will be to fix it.

It was very nice
meeting you, Miles.

You, too.

- Good night.
- Good night.

No, no, no, no, no.
The inspector comes tomorrow,

which means I need
the windows installed today.

Hell, my brother-in-law
baptized your first child,

which makes us
practically family.

Great, thank you.

Arthur, I'm sorry.
Sometimes, I just have to

use our relationship
to push people.

Don't apologize.
You're in the home stretch.

Yeah, that building's
going to be a game-changer.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Lena, how are you?
- Doing okay.

Just wish I could see
a little bit more

- of my husband these days.
- Ha.

Baby, baby, I know
I've been working long hours,

but I promise you I'm going
to make it up to you, okay?

Well, just as long as we're
together tomorrow night.

That's all I care about.

- What's tomorrow night?
- Our anniversary?

Okay.

So help me, Terrence,
if you forget our anniversary,

you will be sleeping
in that building of yours.

- You think she bought it?
- I believe she did.

And Ali has everything set
tomorrow night at the bar?

- It's all taken care of.
- Which reminds me,

the jazz band we hired.

They can't do it.
So, you mentioned that

that woman that fixed your sax
is tapped into that community.

So do you think
you can make a call?

See if she can get
someone else to do it?

Sure, I'll go down there
this afternoon.

And...

If you want to invite her
to the party, I'm cool.

- What?
- If you want to invite her...

- I heard you the first time.
- Yeah.

- What's this?
- Your son dropped that off

earlier to promote his podcast.
I wasn't aware.

- What?
- Nothing, it's...

I mean, things have been good
between us lately.

I thought maybe
we'd start sharing stuff.

Well, did you ask him to, yet?

I found out something
really interesting

last night
about the God account.

They changed the firewall.
Whoa, what?

Yeah, completely
rewrote the code.

Wait, so what do you think
this means?

What if God unfriending you

was about me getting too close
to cracking the firewall?

Okay, yeah, it's always
about you, Rakesh.

My God.
It's just a theory, Miles.

Either way, I'm running
this new decryption program.

I'll tell you what I find.
All right.

So what's the deal
with, um, Hasan?

You think you're supposed to
help him and his son?

It looks that way.
Look, the problem is.

Hasan is relying
on his faith to fix things

instead of actually
doing something about it.

I got to talk to Mateen.

Cara's tracking down
his class schedule now.

Yeah, well, that's assuming
she's not busy texting Eli.

Hey, you...
You all right with that?

Yeah, yeah.

The timing just wasn't right
for us, you know?

You're experiencing regret,
though, right?

I mean, it's in your eyes.

No, dude.

Our poster!
Someone covered it up.

Who's DJ Trek?

I spent $200
getting my posters made,

and after one night,
they get hijacked by this guy?

DJ Trek.
Yeah, I've seen his posters

all over town. They're cool.

If you're into
that sort of thing.

This isn't over.
I'm going to print

a whole new batch of posters

and plaster them over
every single one of these.

Don't you think you might be
taking this a bit personal?

My podcast
is on life support, okay?

I need new listeners.

These posters were supposed
to do that for me.

So yeah, I'm taking it personal.

Okay, moving on.

Did you get the food
for Aunt Lena and Uncle T's

party tomorrow night?
Yes, yes, Sylvia's.

Everything is taken care of.

Um, I'm sorry, Ali,
I have to run.

What, no wait,
we're supposed to have lunch

and go over the appetizers.
I know, I know.

But something came up.

Let me guess, the God account?

I'll see you tomorrow.
Talk to you later, Dee.

The God account?
You were serious about that?

Any idea what
you're going to say to him?

One of these times,

I'll actually
have an answer for you.

Look, there he is.

I can't keep doing this anymore.

You know we don't have a choice.

It looks like Hasan
was right about his son.

He's definitely into
something shady.

Yeah, let's find out what.

Are you guys following me?

- Actually, yes, we were.
- Yes.

We are.

Why?

We're friends
with Mateen's father.

Okay, I don't know what you
want, but you need to leave.

And we will once you tell us

about the cell phone
Mateen gave you.

What's going on?

David?

- Tarah?
- What are you two doing here?

Yeah, we could ask you
the same thing.

Ooh, nice ring.

Please don't tell my father.

He can't find out about us.

Why not?

Because David's Jewish.

He'll never
allow this to happen,

but it doesn't matter.

We're getting married.

Mazel tov?

So the cell phone Mateen
was hiding, it was yours?

Yes.

He's been covering for us.

But after everything
that happened

at the house yesterday,

he said he couldn't
be a part of this anymore.

Have you told your parents?

I told them about Tarah
right before I proposed.

They lost it.
Well, at least you asked.

You don't even know
what your father would say.

Yes, I do.
My dad's a reasonable man,

but not about his faith.

Why do you care?
You just met my family.

Look, I know, but...

after seeing
what happened yesterday

between your father
and your brother...

I happen to have experience
with that,

and honestly, I was just seeing
if I could help.

We didn't mean to spy on you.

We'll totally respect
your privacy.

But if there's anything
we can do for you,

please, let us know.

Well, there is one thing.

Mateen was supposed to be our
witness at the ceremony today.

He's the only one
who knows about us.

Wait, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

You two are getting married
today?

At the city clerk's office.

Once we're married,
we're hoping our families

will have no choice
but to try and accept this.

You want to help?

One of you can be our witness.

No, no,
I don't think we can do that.

Yeah, I can do that.

Really? Thank you!

- Miles, we can't do this.
- Yeah she's right.

I don't think
this is a good idea.

Guys, I'm helping two people
who are in love

and want to be married
get married.

Yeah, behind
their parent's backs.

How is that right?
How is it right for a father

to pick religion over his child?

Okay, well,
Hasan hasn't made that choice.

Tarah's made it for him.
Yeah, not to mention,

the God Account's not going
to be happy about this.

Hasan's your friend suggestion,
not Tarah.

There's no way
this is helping him.

If the God account thinks

that I am going to stop Tarah
from getting married,

then they chose the wrong guy.

Well, technically, Miles,

you did the picking
this time, remember?

That doesn't mean that
I'm going to do its bidding.

For this to work,

I need to do things my way,
make my own decisions.

Tarah and David
deserve to be happy.

Yeah, no, of course they do.

But that's not
why you're doing this.

What are you talking about?

This is about you and religion.

That's why you're taking
such a hard line, Miles,

and you know it.

Well, that doesn't mean
I'm wrong.

Okay, well, right or wrong,

you're not the one who
has to live with the fallout.

They do.

I have to go meet
Liv and my mom.

But I'll catch you guys later.

This is a nice surprise.

It is?

Um,

I mean... thank you.

How is your sax?

You did a...
A great job of fixing it.

Well, this is the part where
you tell me why you're here.

Right. Um, I'm sorry.

My brother-in-law is throwing

an anniversary party
for his wife tomorrow.

Really?

And well, um, the band
cancelled at the last minute.

Really?

I was hoping, maybe,
you would know a band

that was up for
a last-minute gig?

Okay, I mean, I...
I could think of someone.

Um...

actually, there is
a great trio you can call.

Great, thanks.

Um, this is a number
for the band?

That's mine.

You can call me
if they can't do it.

Right, okay.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

It's just a concert, Mom.

Cara, tell her
it's just a concert.

Yeah, you know,
Taylor Swift is pretty cool.

Just think about it.

I know you'll make
the right decision.

Everything okay?

Yeah, I justl had
a disagreement with Miles.

Anything you want to talk about?

You know, I could use
your advice about Eli.

He asked me out again.

And I assume you wouldn't
be asking for advice

- if you'd said yes.
- Right.

Things with Eli and me,
they didn't really end well.

- And you want to be careful.
- Yeah, but I don't know.

I mean, he has changed.

He quit his finance job,
and he seems really happy.

He's kind of like a whole
new person, which is great.

So what's the problem?

That's the thing, I don't know.

I like Eli.
So why am I hesitating?

What am I afraid of?

Can I ask you something?

If you knew things
would work out with Eli,

would you still be hesitating?

I don't know, maybe.

So maybe this isn't
about Eli at all?

Maybe it's about someone else?

Sorry, sorry I'm late.

We were beginning to think
you'd changed your mind.

No, just my shirt.

I wanted to make sure
I was a witness with style.

So...

- want to get married?
- I do.

Come on.

- You two look great.
- Tarah.

You told him. How could you?

I'm sorry.
He has a right to know.

- What are you doing here?
- He's going to be our witness.

You were going to marry him
without telling us?

I knew you wouldn't understand.

And that makes it okay?

I know it may be hard
to accept, Hasan,

but it is their decision.

Stay out of this.
This is not your family.

Let's go.

Dad.

We love each other.

That doesn't matter, Tarah.
You know that.

- Hasan, please.
- He's not Muslim.

- No, I'm not.
- Are you going to convert?

No, and I'm not asking Tarah
to convert, either.

If you marry this guy,

you're no longer welcome
into our home.

You're not my daughter anymore.
Hasan.

I'm sorry, David.

Go.

You stay away from my family.

Both of you.

- Dad, what are you doing here?
- I was on my home

you know, to get ready
for the anniversary party.

I thought I'd stop by.
Come on in.

You know, but if you're busy...

No, no, what's up?

Um...

how's it all going?

Are you asking me
about my podcast?

Yes.

I'm still trying
to figure it out,

but I appreciate you asking.

Okay.

You know, Dad, I'm actually
glad you stopped by.

There's something I could
use your advice on.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Fire away.

Um...

I have a friend

from a devout Islamic family.

Beautiful faith, Islam.

She fell in love
with a Jewish guy.

They were going

to get married,
when her father found out.

He stopped it,
forbid her from seeing him.

I see.

How does a father
choose religion

over his own child?

You really think that faith
and fatherhood is...

that simple?

I think if her father
could separate the two,

he would have made
a different choice.

Maybe he's thinking
about his daughter's happiness

in the way that you can't.

Your Uncle T and Aunt Lena
almost didn't get married

because he was Episcopalian,
and her family was Catholic.

- I didn't know that.
- Before I got a chance

to speak with her father,

they were planning
to hop a train to elope.

- What did you say?
- At first, I just listened.

Because I wanted to understand.

And when I did,
I realized that her father

was simply afraid
of losing his only daughter,

and not just to an Episcopalian

with a dashing smile.

Most of the time,
our fears are more universal

than we would like to admit,

which is why we feel compelled

to wrap them up
in things like...

religion.

Thanks, dad.

Hey, Miles, I need you
to come meet me at work.

I can't, I have my aunt
and uncle's anniversary party.

No, Miles, I found a crack
in the God account's firewall.

My decryption program
is about to breach,

but I need to tether it
to the IdentitySeal mainframe

to boost my processing speed.
It's a two-person job, man.

If this works, it could
tell us who's behind this.

Okay, look, I'm sorry.
Call Cara, see if she can help.

There's something I need to do
before the party.

All right.

- What are you doing here?
- I spoke to your wife,

and she said you would be here.

Look, I just want
to understand this.

No, you don't.

You are here to judge.

Look, I didn't come all
the way down here to judge you.

I'm supposed to be
with my family right now.

My aunt and my uncle
are celebrating

their 25th anniversary.

Right now, my whole family

is at my sister's bar,
waiting for me, but I'm here.

I know how much your faith
means to you.

You think this
is about my faith?

That I'm blindly following
some edict in the Quran?

This is about me
being her father.

If Tarah wanted to drop out
of the law school,

and I said no,

would your opinion
be still so self-righteous?

- But this is different.
- To you, maybe.

To me, I see a mistake.

A life of struggle,
separated from her family.

Why would I want that
for my daughter?

Why would I not try
to protect her from that?

Because she is in love.

Yes, she is.

But she is an amazing woman,
and she will find love again.

This time, with a man
who shares the same beliefs.

Who raises the children
with the same beliefs,

so they can be
part of our family.

- Part of our community.
- Look.

I think you're scared
of losing her,

and there is only one way
that's going to happen, Hasan.

But David has nothing
to do with it.

Thank you, Miles.

I think it's time for you to go.

About time!

Uncle T and Aunt Lena
will be here any minute.

- I hope they didn't see you.
- Yes, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, hello.

I had to take care of something.

You got the band, Dad.

Yeah, Dad's friend, Trish,
really came through.

- The Trish from Music Inn.
- Yes, why?

Nothing, she's really nice.

- Surprise!
- My God!

- All right, so...
- Thank you.

I just want to thank everyone
for coming out

and helping celebrate
my aunt and uncle

on their 25th anniversary.

More and more each day,

I realize how much family
is important to me.

You two are reminders

of what love and commitment
is all about.

Uncle T, you're like
a second father to me.

You've always been in my corner,

and I love you.

- I love you.
- To Aunt Lena and Uncle T.

Hey, thanks for doing this.

I can't believe
Miles ditched me.

Yeah, no offense taken,
by the way.

Hey, can I get a quick tour?

That's my desk over there.

Miles is right behind me.

You're an excellent tour guide.
Sorry.

IT's on break, and we don't
really have a big window.

Are you sure it's okay
to be doing this?

Yeah.

I'm just rerouting
the access point to my desk.

All I need you to do
is go to my monitor

and hit "session configuration"
when I tell you to.

Okay, seems easy enough.

Yeah, there's a small chance

we might trigger
a system-wide security reboot,

in which case,
we're going to have to exit

through the side doors.
There are no cameras.

Excuse me, what?

Cara, we're this close
to breaking through

the God account's firewall.

We need to do this.

This band is all right.

Please thank your friend for me.

I will.

Speaking of which, how'd it go?

Just fine, thank you.

You know, it's not like
I haven't dated before.

When's the last time
you actually

asked a woman out on a date?

Your sister,
and that went very well.

I know how much
you loved my sister.

We all did.

But there is a difference

between letting go,

and moving on.

Come on, come on. Almost there.

We're in.

Yes, it's working.

- What is that?
- It's definitely not

a server address.

It could be
the latitude and longitude,

but not with a letter.

NO dot MTR.

North? North MTR?

North Metro?
Could it be a train schedule?

Look, 902,
that could be the time,

and then, 35A could be
the track number.

You're right.

It's for a train
leaving Grand Central today.

Dude, you are way better
at this than Miles.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

I have to take this real quick.

Hey, Rakesh, what's up?
Miles, we did it.

Cara and I hacked
the God account, bro.

They're on the run, literally.
What are you talking about?

Well, when we breached
the firewall,

they gave us this info
about this train

leaving Grand Central
in an hour.

- Yeah, can you meet us there?
- Train schedule?

That doesn't make any sense.

Well, unless the person
behind the God account

is on that train.

Excuse me, sorry, sorry.

Okay, text me the info.
I'll meet you there.

- Hey, what are you doing?
- I need to talk to you.

I saw that you posted a picture
of this place on your Facebook.

Yeah, well, what's wrong?

Tarah is gone.

Tell me, where is she?
I don't know.

Don't lie to me,
you helped them the first time.

- I'm not...
- Everything okay, Miles?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just give us a second.

Yeah?

Look, Hasan, I am telling you
the truth, okay?

I didn't help them this time.

What happened?

After we talked,

I went home to talk to her

to tell her
exactly what I told you.

To make her understand, or at
least help me to understand.

And when I got home,
she was gone.

She packed most of her things,
and she left a note

that she's leaving town
with David tonight.

- Wait, leaving town tonight?
- Yes.

Grand Central Station!

- Whatwhat...
- And I know where they are.

- Where, how?
- Just trust me.

I'll explain on the way there.
Come on.

So you're telling me
the God account

sent you my name
and a train schedule?

Look, I know how it sounds,
but it's true.

Now, my friends are already
on their way down there.

If they find Tarah and David,

they're going to try
to talk to them,

keep them from leaving.

Thank you for doing this, Miles.

I'm grateful that you are
helping me to stop them.

I'm not.

You can't stop them, Hasan.

Look, even if she was
to come home with you,

what are you going to do?
Padlock her bedroom door?

Yes, if she hates me for the
rest of her life, so be it.

And you think that's going
to be the only thing

she's going to wind up hating?

What do you mean?

After my mother died,

my father turned to his faith
to get him through it.

He relied on God for answers,

and without meaning to,

he shut me out.

A drunk driver took my mother
away from me,

and religion took my father.

If Tarah thinks that your faith

is more important to you
than she is,

how much longer do you think
before she gives up both?

There they are. Come on.

Anything?

Couldn't find them.

The train's already boarded.
Yeah, it's leaving right now.

All right, let's go. Let's go.

Tarah, Tarah! Tarah, wait!

Tarah, wait, wait, wait, please.

Stop, please!
Please open this door!

Tarah!

Whatever you're going to say,
it won't make any difference.

Maybe not, but I have to try.

Please, you cannot do this.

You cannot marry him like this.
Goodbye, Dad.

Please let me finish. Please?

You cannot marry him
like this...

because I must be there
when you sign the Kitab.

I'm sure your parents,

they want to be there
when you sign the Ketubah.

Know from the born,

I swore to protect you,

and I won't let anything

stand in the way
of your happiness.

I just didn't imagine that,

one day, that would be me.

I'm so sorry.

I love you. I love you.

I can't believe the God
account played us again.

- I'm sorry.
- You know what?

It's time to bring out
the big guns.

I'm going to reach out
to an old friend.

- Okay.
- I'll talk to you guys later.

You're feeling pretty good?

Yeah, well, I went against
the God account,

made my own choices,
and everything worked out.

Unless that's what it wanted
the whole time.

Look, and you were right.

Hasan just needed an opportunity

to make his own choice.

And speaking of choices.

It's Eli.

So, you going to give him
another shot?

I don't know.
I'm not sure what to do.

Look.

Maybe Eli's the one.

Maybe he's not.

There's only one way
to find out.

And if he's not?

Then you'll know.

I'd say this party
went off without a hitch.

I agree.

You okay?

Why wouldn't I be?

Miles' speech about Terrence
being his second father.

Well, he loves his uncle.

I'd be lying
if I said I didn't...

Envy it every once in a while.

I'm sorry. Hey.

I had to step out.

You were gone?
Ha, ha, ha, hilarious.

Hey, Dad,
you remember the friend

I was talking to you about?
Yeah.

Guess what, she's getting
married after all.

Her father came around.
That's great, that's great.

I assume you had something
to do with it.

I did, but also,
the help of some good advice.

What were you two talking about?

Cake.
We were talking about cake.

- Hey!
- I think I'm going to try

and find your aunt and uncle.
Yeah.

I thought you were
enjoying yourself.

I was just putting on
a good face for our family.

Do you trust me?

Everything's going
to be fine, Lena.

How can you say that?

Because I have it under control.

But you shouldn't
have kept it from me.

This is what I do!

- Lena...
- No, justl'm going home.

- Lena, Lena.
- Goodnight, Arthur.

- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

Sheshe just wants
to go home early.

You know, and I want
to enjoy myself, right?

Nephew.

Man, that was
a beautiful speech.

I love you for that.

So I've been meaning to ask you.

How's it going
with those posters?

I can barely keep them up.

This DJ plastered all over them.

You're thinking too small, man.

Look, I got a good friend,
my first mentor.

He's a brilliant man,
teaches marketing

over at Harlem College.
You should take his class.

And I can make a call,
if you want.

Yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome.

- Thanks, Uncle T.
- You know.

I dodo I not
do anything for you?

- Hey.
- Um, hey.

- How was the band?
- Um, they were...

They were good.
They were very good.

- They were...
- Good?

Yes.

You haven't done this
in a while, have you?

You can't imagine
how long it's been.

Um, I've actually been outside

for the better part
of 20 minutes.

Okay.

If it makes you
feel any better...

It's been a while
since I've wanted

to listen to jazz with someone.

Actually...

that does.

The Blue Danube...

Has a standing house band
on Tuesday.

Now, we could meet here

and walk over.

Yes, that sounds...

That sounds great.

Great, okay.

All right, Tuesday.

Tuesday it is.

Well, I'm glad you called.

To be honest, I thought
this was going the other way.

How come?

Well, you definitely
took your time.

Well, II just needed to be sure.

And are you?

From now on,
take all the time you need.

- You're DJ Trek?
- I also go by Nia.

Miles.

I just want
to thank you both so much.

- How are things going?
- Sharah and I,

we are meeting our future
in-laws tonight.

I guess the only thing
we will agree on

is how crazy
this whole thing is.

Well, that's not
a bad place to start.

Yes, yes.

Mr. Miles, the atheist.

I can't help but think that
you were actually sent by God.

Believe me, I wasn't.

No, no, I disagree.

What about the God account?

This is the second time
in the past few months

that God has sent me a sign.
Yeah?

You have to tell us the story?

Well, I was driving
a gentleman six weeks ago.

The traffic was very bad,

so I decided to take a shortcut.

I turned right and boom,
there's an accident.

A lady was hit by a car,

and she was laying
in the middle of the street.

My passenger
jumps out of the car

and runs to help the lady.

It turns out he was a doctor.

Can you believe that?
Incredible!

I mean, I don't know
what happened to the woman,

but II would like to think

that God used me

to send her help.

Actually,
the woman isis all right.

How do you know?

Because that woman was me.

You see, Miles?

You may not believe in God,

but God believes in you.

Think about it.

God bless you.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Have a good day.

- Don't you even say it.
- I'm not.

Greg, move your head.