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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:21,218 --> 00:00:24,010 - Hi. - Hi. 3 00:00:24,054 --> 00:00:25,762 Quick question... 4 00:00:25,806 --> 00:00:28,014 did you hear me knocking 20 minutes ago? 5 00:00:28,058 --> 00:00:30,183 Yeah, but I was doing my thing. 6 00:00:30,227 --> 00:00:31,309 Oh, okay. 7 00:00:31,353 --> 00:00:34,271 Well, Lila was downstairs 8 00:00:34,314 --> 00:00:36,231 doing her thing in the bathroom. 9 00:00:36,275 --> 00:00:38,733 Right. 10 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,694 So... 11 00:00:40,737 --> 00:00:42,571 I was forced to take a shit 12 00:00:42,614 --> 00:00:44,573 in this coffee can in the garage. 13 00:00:44,616 --> 00:00:47,742 - Just wanted you to know. - Okay. 14 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:56,876 While I may or may not have taken a shit in this coffee can, 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,753 the point is well-made. 16 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:00,964 Equal time in the bathroom. 17 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:02,712 - All right. - Please. 18 00:01:02,849 --> 00:01:04,718 Yep. 19 00:01:05,756 --> 00:01:08,923 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 20 00:01:28,952 --> 00:01:30,353 Happy birthday! 21 00:01:30,354 --> 00:01:32,455 You're late, but you haven't missed shit. 22 00:01:32,497 --> 00:01:34,998 Hey, turn the music up, for Christ's sake! 23 00:01:35,042 --> 00:01:37,083 Turn it up! 24 00:01:37,127 --> 00:01:38,501 Birthday girl. 25 00:01:38,545 --> 00:01:42,213 - Mm! So gorgeous! - Oh! 26 00:01:42,257 --> 00:01:44,633 - Robert! - Diane. 27 00:01:44,676 --> 00:01:46,593 - Mm-wah, mm-wah, mm-wah! - Happy birthday. 28 00:01:46,637 --> 00:01:48,845 Nick! Excuse me. 29 00:01:48,889 --> 00:01:51,640 He's invited a bunch of cocks I don't even know. 30 00:01:51,683 --> 00:01:54,851 I wanna fucking kill myself. 31 00:01:54,895 --> 00:01:56,770 Turn the music up. Come on! 32 00:01:56,813 --> 00:01:59,064 - Frances. - Hello. 33 00:01:59,107 --> 00:02:00,774 I'd offer you some wine, 34 00:02:00,817 --> 00:02:03,591 but I think Diane's already sucked most of it up. 35 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,519 Come on, I'll get you a real drink. 36 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,043 Yes, that's very funny. 37 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:09,628 Let me tell you something. 38 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,881 - Mm-hmm. - Vision, we're good. 39 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:14,508 - The vision, 20-20 right here. - Mm. 40 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,177 The problem is the financing. 41 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,500 Hey, Dallas, I saw your ex's new lady 42 00:02:18,502 --> 00:02:20,389 at the CVS yesterday. 43 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:23,851 Good news for you is she has really packed on the pounds. 44 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:25,978 Boy, he was mis-sold those goods. 45 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:28,600 - She's five months pregnant. - I forgot. 46 00:02:28,602 --> 00:02:30,441 Speaking of new loves, 47 00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:33,652 uh, who was the gentleman bending your ear over there? 48 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:35,071 Oh, that human loaf of bread? 49 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:36,672 Oh, that's Malcolm. 50 00:02:36,796 --> 00:02:38,532 He's a hedge fund friend of Nick's. 51 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:40,576 He lost his wife last year. Poor guy. 52 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,911 Oh, gee, I didn't know. 53 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,370 He only told me 50 fucking times. 54 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,621 So when does the whole empathy thing kick in for you? 55 00:02:46,738 --> 00:02:49,752 I did take the liberty of seating him next to you tonight at dinner, 56 00:02:49,796 --> 00:02:53,380 so who knows how this evening will end? 57 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:54,840 I think it just did. 58 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,217 Fuck it. 59 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:59,053 To Malcolm and his dead wife. 60 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:01,222 I think her name was Alice. 61 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,140 We don't have the financing, 62 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,308 but... oh. 63 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,560 But, um... 64 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:09,980 God, oh. Mm. 65 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,358 Mm. That, um... 66 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:16,070 that smarts when you put your fingers in the fondue. 67 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:29,917 Oh, my God, that's so funny! 68 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,379 Where's Beatrice? 69 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:37,349 She's usually pressing her wet ass against my shin by now. 70 00:03:37,472 --> 00:03:39,885 She died last week. 71 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:42,388 - Really? - Mm. 72 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,098 Oh. How old was she? 73 00:03:44,142 --> 00:03:47,101 - 24. - Well, I mean, that's... 74 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:49,061 that's too old for a dog. 75 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:51,689 Aren't you gonna ask me what she died of? 76 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,315 Please don't tell me she backed up 77 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,609 her weeping butthole into an outlet. 78 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:59,196 No, she was seriously depressed. That's why she died. 79 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,717 She couldn't handle the atmosphere in the house, 80 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,616 so she choked herself to death with her leash. 81 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,411 - No. - She did. 82 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,580 She left a little note... 83 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:09,582 - Sorry. - ...saying how much she didn't like... 84 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,042 Nick. 85 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,755 Did you see how much weight he's put on? 86 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:19,466 No, I hadn't really. 87 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,969 He did it on purpose. 88 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:24,430 It was 100% just to revolt me. 89 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:27,725 Go on, keep spooning it in, you fat fuck. 90 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,893 Look at him. 91 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,103 Who am I looking at now? 92 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:33,189 Robert. 93 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,983 We have a big empty building, so... 94 00:04:36,027 --> 00:04:38,262 God, he's such a... blech... 95 00:04:38,263 --> 00:04:40,946 wet pussy. 96 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,955 A little toast, I think, 97 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,790 could be in order. 98 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:57,004 Diane hates it when I make a speech or talk, 99 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:59,840 so I thought I would just quickly say 100 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,967 happy birthday, sweetheart. 101 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:05,721 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday, Diane. 102 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:07,973 Aw. 103 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:10,768 She doesn't like 50, do you, sweetheart? 104 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,561 But, you know, I think we can all agree 105 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,564 that Diane has never looked her age... 106 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:18,669 till this year, sadly, 107 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:22,279 when it all just kind of came crashing down on her. 108 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,240 It's a joke. 109 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,325 I'm joking. You know I'm joking. 110 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,743 She looks amazing. 111 00:05:27,787 --> 00:05:29,703 You look amazing, sweetheart. 112 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,080 One of the many benefits 113 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,832 of not bearing any children... 114 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:36,245 which is, of course, your biological function. 115 00:05:36,368 --> 00:05:38,379 Now, there's one more thing, 116 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,923 one little, uh, birthday surprise for you. 117 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:44,093 Ilona! God, she is so hard to shop for. 118 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,720 Ilona! Oh, I hope I got the right thing. 119 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,014 Ilona! Come on. 120 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:51,141 Put your back into it. 121 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:54,019 That's Hannah. Look at that little sweetie. 122 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,563 I'm sorry, Mr. Nick. 123 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,608 Ay, she's shy. Come on. 124 00:05:59,652 --> 00:06:02,569 Cheers, everybody! Happy birthday, darling. 125 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,656 - Cheers! - Bastard. 126 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:31,098 She's very, um, youthful... 127 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:33,851 ...and inspiring. 128 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,162 She inspires me. 129 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:39,940 Do you know how obscene you look right now? 130 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:41,483 Diane, I'm talking to you. 131 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,277 Do you know how fucking ridiculous you look? 132 00:06:43,321 --> 00:06:46,196 God damn it. Do you know what makes it obscene? 133 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,532 The fact that you don't know how to dance at your age. 134 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,993 Well, stop acting like such a goddamn child. 135 00:06:51,037 --> 00:06:53,398 You just wanna punish me. All you ever do is criticize me. 136 00:06:53,399 --> 00:06:55,654 - I just want you to... - I'm so fucking sick of it! 137 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,875 You're fucking 50 years old, for God's sake. 138 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,998 - Good! - You're making a fucking spectacle... 139 00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:06,425 Will you fucking settle down? 140 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:09,595 Hey, where are you going? 141 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,243 Don't make a scene like that 142 00:07:11,244 --> 00:07:13,265 and then run out of the goddamn room! 143 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:16,810 I was exercising my biological function! 144 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,375 - Stop following me! - I'm trying to have a discussion with you, 145 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:21,482 for God's sake! What the fuck are you doing? 146 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,941 What the fuck are you doing? 147 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,735 What, are you gonna write a letter? 148 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:27,279 What the hell are you doing? What are you looking for? 149 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,947 Get away from me! 150 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,450 - Get out of here! - I'm not going anywhere! 151 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:32,922 Then I'll go! Fine! 152 00:07:33,032 --> 00:07:34,598 - Just settle down. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! 153 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:38,290 - Fucking fuck out! - What the hell? 154 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:40,626 Oh, hey, now, you put that away. 155 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,087 Put that away. Put it away before somebody gets hurt! 156 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,770 - Diane. - Oh, is that what you want, huh? 157 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:46,026 Would you want me hurt? Isn't that what you want? 158 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,342 - No, you should just... - You fucking asshole! 159 00:07:48,386 --> 00:07:50,386 You wanna smoke me out of here! 160 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,074 - Don't point that thing! - Diane, Diane! Is that a gun?! 161 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:55,849 - Are you pointing an actual... ah! - Nick, is everything cool? 162 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:57,935 Oh, shit! 163 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,396 - Holy shit! - Oh, God. 164 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,440 Oh, shit! 165 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,735 I'm hit! My God! 166 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:09,257 - I'm sorry, Robert. I'm so sorry, Robert! - I know I've been hit. 167 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,365 - That was an accident! - I've been shot by a gun. 168 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:13,700 - No one shot you, Robert. - I'm so sorry! 169 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,619 - Really? - Frances, I'm sorry. 170 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,121 - Oh, my God. Nick. - Nick! 171 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,916 Nick! Nick, are you all right? 172 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,669 What is happening? What's happening? 173 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:26,380 I don't know. Call a fucking ambulance. 174 00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:29,258 - I think he's having a heart attack. - I'll call an ambulance. 175 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,260 - Nick. - Nick. 176 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:34,847 Maybe you should just let him sleep this off. 177 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,849 - Who are you? - We met at dinner. 178 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,412 Hello. Hi, there's been an accident. 179 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:41,186 - Oh, God, I don't... - Nick, can you hear me? 180 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,166 What's the add... does anyone know the address here? 181 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,440 Just try to relax. 182 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:50,344 I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. 183 00:08:50,345 --> 00:08:51,822 It's gonna be okay. Don't worry. 184 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:54,199 So nice of you to come to the party. 185 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:57,327 I just have to go down to the station for a quick little Q and A, 186 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,723 but I'll be back, so make yourselves at home. 187 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,290 Don't bust up the party 'cause of me. 188 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,168 Well, there's plenty of food for everybody if you want food. 189 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,879 You're so skinny. Get a little piece of cheesecake. 190 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,089 - All right. - Frances! 191 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,966 Open champagne. 192 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:13,635 But don't be too loud 'cause our neighbors... so strict. 193 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,971 They'll call the police, so don't... 194 00:09:16,015 --> 00:09:18,432 I'll be back. I just gotta go to the station for a second. 195 00:09:18,476 --> 00:09:20,054 You shitting me? Stop it. 196 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:24,146 I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. 197 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,067 She nearly killed me. 198 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:33,572 I mean, if I was two or three inches to the right, 199 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,158 it would've gone right through my face. 200 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:41,622 Phew, that was a close call. 201 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,709 Honey? 202 00:09:49,215 --> 00:09:52,925 How do you go from eight years of a happy marriage 203 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,344 to wanting to blow someone's head off? 204 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,891 What if the same thing happens to us? 205 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:04,019 Wh... I would never try and blow your head off. 206 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,355 Are you sure? Are you really sure 207 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,190 you would never try and blow my head off? 208 00:10:08,234 --> 00:10:10,108 Yes, I am sure. 209 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,028 Wait, hang on. 210 00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:14,530 Are... are you not sure? 211 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,698 When you threw my laptop out the window... 212 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,493 - Wait, that... - ...I specifically remember thinking 213 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:23,205 that I wanted to hit you in the face with the, um, ceramic... 214 00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:25,374 you know, the Chinese ceramic cat thing 215 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,125 with the little wavy arm? 216 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:31,088 I wanted to smash the cat and scalp you with one of the shards. 217 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,551 What the fuck? Are you drunk? 218 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,222 That's funny. 219 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:44,363 You spent last Christmas fishing in Alaska. 220 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,852 No, no, hang on a second. 221 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:46,993 That's the only time of the year 222 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,677 that the Chinook salmon run in those numbers. 223 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:53,151 - And you said you didn't mind. - I didn't mind. 224 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:56,738 It was the best Christmas I have had in years. 225 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,323 You're welcome. 226 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,950 Sometimes I come home from work 227 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:01,702 and I'm happy. 228 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,663 I actually feel happy. 229 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,873 And then I see your car there parked 230 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,375 and I realize you're home 231 00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:10,919 and my heart... 232 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,193 sinks. 233 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,174 Is this about my old job? 234 00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:19,661 Is that what this is about? 235 00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:22,764 I want to save my life while I still care about it. 236 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,605 I don't love you anymore. 237 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,153 I want a divorce. 238 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,492 Oh, God, Robert. 239 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,369 - I'm sorry. - Oh, Robert. 240 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,853 - Sorry. - You shouldn't have eaten so much cheese. 241 00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:47,039 - Oh. - Listen, Robert, 242 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,904 are you hearing what I'm saying? Are you hearing me? 243 00:11:49,905 --> 00:11:52,669 - Cheese. I heard you. - Sir, can I get your full name 244 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:53,982 - and contact information? - Wait... I'm sorry. 245 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,547 Can you just wait one second, please? 246 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:57,633 Can you just hang on? Robert, listen to me. 247 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,093 Listen, we don't have to make this horrible, all right? 248 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:03,722 I don't want it to be horrible... oh, God! 249 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,932 Oh, right on his boots. 250 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:06,911 I'm sorry. 251 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,769 He had a lot of fondue. 252 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,188 - Oh, and some cake. - Here. 253 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:28,080 Oh, God! 254 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,123 Jesus! 255 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,189 You scared me. 256 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,045 Where'd you go last night? 257 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:37,714 - I was worried. - I went to a strip club. 258 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,800 Oh. 259 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,301 Where there were strippers 260 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,428 who were stripping 261 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,847 and they became nude. 262 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:49,559 - I wanted to hurt you. - Yeah, well, 263 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,145 we might be a bit beyond that. 264 00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,776 Honey, this is crazy. 265 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,821 I'm not sure you meant what you said last night 266 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,322 about not loving me anymore. 267 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,908 I'm sorry. I... I did. 268 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,411 - I did mean it. - I don't think you did, Frances. 269 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,162 No, I did, Robert. 270 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,638 What are you doing? 271 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,515 I wanna give you an orgasm. 272 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,518 I don't want you to give me an orgasm, Robert. 273 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,395 I'd like to lick your vagina 274 00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:35,772 and then tongue dart your anus. 275 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,773 I don't want that. 276 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,444 I think it would be good for both of us 277 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,196 - if I gave you an orgasm. - I don't want that. 278 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,449 I'm gonna lick your vagina the way you like it. 279 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,451 The door is wide open, Robert. Stop. 280 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,454 - This is gonna be fun and pleasurable. - Stop pulling on me! 281 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,740 Stop! 282 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,877 So that's it, then, huh? The passion's dead? 283 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,383 You won't even try counseling? 284 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,635 We've been to counseling. 285 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,388 Stop kicking chairs. 286 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:12,111 There's just no chance for us whatsoever in your mind? 287 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,897 - What are you doing? - I'm going to make the kids breakfast 288 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,107 and then I'm taking them to school. 289 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,401 Oh, you're just gonna pretend that everything's normal? 290 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,862 I am not pretending everything's normal, okay? 291 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,520 I am divorcing you! 292 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,581 That is not normal. 293 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:34,998 I just gotta get the kids to school first. 294 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,836 Lila, let me smell quickly. 295 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,297 Lila, come here and let me smell. 296 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,549 No. No, they are not. 297 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,663 - They are! - Well, they are not brushed properly, 298 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,297 so, great, well done, all right? 299 00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:53,225 - Your breath stinks. - Why are you being such a bitch? 300 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,811 What? Don't you dare... 301 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:59,105 All right, you know what? Everything is canceled for you this week and next. 302 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,733 Everything! 303 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,904 Tom, can you please pick up your bag and stop... 304 00:15:03,929 --> 00:15:04,903 Yeah, I know, bag. 305 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,571 Whatever. Who cares? 306 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:09,783 I care because I keep buying you backpacks. 307 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,113 Wait, hey. 308 00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:16,289 Hey. Hey, sorry. 309 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,251 All right? Nothing is canceled. I'm sorry. 310 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,294 I love you, all right? 311 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,463 Just brush your teeth. 312 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,260 Shit. 313 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,265 Hey, Antonia, can you tell Marchelle and Andrew 314 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,432 that I'm gonna be late? 315 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,768 It's a personal issue. 316 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:40,230 Sorry? 317 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,315 No, because it's personal. 318 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:46,403 Also, it took nine rings for someone to answer the phone, 319 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,154 so can you do something about that, please? 320 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,990 Thank you. 321 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,617 Have you talked to the kids? 322 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,578 Oh, God, I'm dreading it. 323 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,331 But I think in the long run it's the right choice for them, too. 324 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,958 They'll be happier. 325 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,377 Mm, no, they won't. 326 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,338 They'll just add that to their bank of reasons to hate you. 327 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,233 My son holds me responsible 328 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:09,279 for one husband dying and the other one leaving. 329 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,469 I am anathema to him. 330 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,389 Also, do you enjoy being on your own? 331 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,203 Because if you think that you're gonna find something better out there, 332 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,895 believe me when I tell you you will be disappointed. 333 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:25,567 Well, I won't be on my own anyway. 334 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,612 Next stop on this train... Grand Central Station. 335 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,780 - Next to last stop. - What? 336 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,990 What? 337 00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:36,119 He is the only thing 338 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,094 that has kept me sane this last year. 339 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,540 And I love him. 340 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,709 - Ugh. - I think. 341 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,628 No, you don't. You love his dick 342 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,654 and all the pretty dark hair that surrounds it. 343 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,214 - Stop. - And he makes you come. 344 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,384 Anyone that makes you come 345 00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:51,446 when you haven't even wanted to come in years 346 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,156 you're gonna think that you're in love with. 347 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,222 Anyway, he doesn't just make me come. 348 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,766 He makes me come a lot. 349 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,978 He's sweet, he's fun, 350 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,064 and he's creative. 351 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,568 He makes his own granola. 352 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,489 Hey. 353 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,283 Hi. 354 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,953 How's it going? I just got your messages. 355 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,537 I put my earplugs in last night. 356 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,081 I must've forgotten. 357 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,248 Oh, okay. 358 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,335 Granola? 359 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,170 No, thanks. 360 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,772 I love you, Julian, I think. 361 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,070 Want a pizza? 362 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,571 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? 363 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:57,617 I'm gonna order you the most delicious pizza you've ever had. 364 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:06,459 Uh, yeah, can I have an 18-inch thin crust... 365 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,961 - Hawaiian? - Sure. 366 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,603 Hawaiian, please. 367 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,257 And that's for Julian Renaut. 368 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,509 Yeah. 369 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,554 You got my address, yes? Okay. 370 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,141 - It's gonna be 30 minutes. - I told Robert I wanted a divorce. 371 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,143 What's that? 372 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,311 I told Robert I wanted a divorce. 373 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,940 I mean, last night was just such a wake-up call. 374 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,491 It was so extreme. 375 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,197 Mm. 376 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,615 Mm. 377 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:41,536 Is it okay if I stay here for a couple of nights? 378 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,289 Tell the kids I'm away on business. 379 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,083 - Uh... - I can't fight with him again. 380 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,627 Yeah, yeah. Of course, yeah. 381 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,381 But, um... 382 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,467 I mean, well, it is a bit of a shock. 383 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,762 We... we talked about it. 384 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,430 Yeah, we... we talked about it. 385 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,475 I thought... I, you know, I thought that was role-playing. 386 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,351 Uh, you know, sexy talk. 387 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,312 I mean, you had kids. 388 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,689 I'll still have kids. 389 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,317 Yeah. 390 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,694 Yeah, I know you... yeah. 391 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,322 What's the matter? 392 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,448 Nothing. 393 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,326 - Why did you mention the kids? - What? 394 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,579 You have no idea what it's like 395 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,997 to share your life with someone 396 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,708 who you have literally... 397 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,251 nothing to say to 398 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,712 beyond, you know, like, 399 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:36,633 "Oh, the alarm is making that beeping sound again" or whatever. 400 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,637 And, listen, I could do banal shit all day long 401 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,556 if there was a little love there or... or happiness, 402 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,766 but there... there isn't. 403 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,435 And, I mean, we can't even watch TV together 404 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,570 because he repeats the jokes 405 00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:51,898 right after they say them 406 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,900 instead of laughing. 407 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,944 Well, you should divorce him, then. 408 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,658 Are you okay? 409 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,784 Yeah, I'm fine. 410 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:05,161 What's the matter? 411 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,372 You see some guy having a heart attack 412 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,840 and then the next day you wanna divorce your husband 413 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,543 and come and move in with me. 414 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,129 No, I'm... 415 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,882 I'm not expecting anything from you. 416 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,577 - Really? - What the fuck? 417 00:20:21,578 --> 00:20:23,346 Yes, really. 418 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,224 You're acting like a massive asshole right now. 419 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,309 Well, maybe I'm upset. 420 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:32,647 You know, what we had was something very... 421 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,983 something very private. 422 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,614 - It's private? - I didn't mean private. 423 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,650 I meant more like, uh, secret. 424 00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:45,535 Like our dirty little secret. 425 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:49,539 And now it's just some bourgeois affair. 426 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,832 I can't... 427 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:54,127 I can't even think about eating pizza right now. 428 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,477 What am I...? 429 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,650 What am I doing? 430 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,577 Hey, gang! 431 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,828 Mommy's home! 432 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:33,249 Okay, I know it's not our traditional... hey... 433 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,711 - Hey. - Traditional Greek food night, 434 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,214 but who says you can't have Greek food night 435 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,132 whenever you want, right? 436 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,843 You just have to save some for me and Dad. 437 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,720 Where is Dad? 438 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,013 - I don't know. - I'm not sure. 439 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,973 Okay. 440 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,444 Robert? 441 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:08,578 - Hey. - Hey. 442 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,048 I wanna talk to you. 443 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,760 What's there to talk about? 444 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,471 You were pretty clear this morning about what you wanted. 445 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,015 When I came home, I half expected to find 446 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,017 my clothes and shit thrown out in the yard. 447 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,526 - You know me, right? - I thought I did. 448 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,112 I sure as shit didn't see any of this coming. 449 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,114 No, me... me neither. 450 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,865 That's what I'm trying to figure out. 451 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:51,077 I mean, I... why would I say those things? 452 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:52,954 Am I losing my mind? 453 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,998 You think you're the only one 454 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,791 that wonders if this is working? 455 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,876 - Because you're not. - No, I know that. 456 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,816 I know that. 457 00:22:59,841 --> 00:23:02,505 I mean, this crisis at Nick and Diane's? 458 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,383 That's supposed to bring us closer together, Frances. 459 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:09,262 I wish I could explain it. 460 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:12,140 I... it... 461 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:15,852 it was like time stood still 462 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:19,147 and I was outside my body and I am watching myself, 463 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:22,567 I am hearing myself say these things to you, 464 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,445 things, I guess, I felt at the moment, 465 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,697 but obviously, that... 466 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,324 that is not who I am. 467 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,576 That is not what I want. 468 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:41,502 I don't know. 469 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,257 Maybe you were in shock. 470 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,009 I guess I am. And, you know, they say 471 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,595 that when you're in shock, you don't know you're in shock 472 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,180 till you're not in shock anymore. 473 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:57,185 But when did it start to go off the tracks in your mind? 474 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,563 I don't know, I... 475 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,484 well, perhaps when you grew the mustache? 476 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,864 You said you liked the mustache. 477 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,700 Yeah, no, I'll get there eventually. 478 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:19,248 Well, I'm glad we're... 479 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,626 attempting to clear the air. 480 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,170 Fuck. 481 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,966 In an odd way, 482 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,761 that gun going off 483 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,680 could be the greatest thing that has happened to us 484 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,766 in a really long time. 485 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,185 Says the person who wasn't almost shot in the face. 486 00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:40,436 No, no, no, I'm serious. 487 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,146 Maybe this is what it takes 488 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,816 for us to change the way we are with each other. 489 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,862 You know? And now we can go back to, 490 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:52,532 you know... 491 00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:57,745 just liking each other again. 492 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,456 You make it tough. 493 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,878 Hey, you left it in the office. 494 00:25:39,003 --> 00:25:41,456 - Oh. - Who is it? 495 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:43,875 Oh, it's just a work thing. 496 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,494 Can you check the alarm downstairs? 497 00:25:50,655 --> 00:25:52,967 - It's making that chirping sound. - Oh, sure. 498 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,343 Thanks. 499 00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:03,561 Hey. 500 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,855 Sorry I touched you. 501 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,693 Mom. 502 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,655 Bye. 503 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:55,746 Well, they said he was in serious condition, 504 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:59,158 but now he's been upgraded to critical condition, so... 505 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:02,411 - Well... - Oh, you mean...? 506 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:05,998 Well, it's definitely moving in the right direction. 507 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,792 I don't wanna think about life without him, 508 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,670 but if he wakes up, he's gonna be so mad at me! 509 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:13,256 When he wakes up. 510 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,716 - Really? - Yes. 511 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,135 They said it was a severe heart attack 512 00:27:18,179 --> 00:27:19,739 brought on by a combination of factors, 513 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,014 including that thing that I did with the gun, 514 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,599 which I totally didn't mean to do. 515 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,643 Of course you didn't. 516 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:29,188 And he wasn't in great shape physically. 517 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,816 You know, he got fat. 518 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,893 I mean, obviously, trying to shoot him didn't help, 519 00:27:33,895 --> 00:27:37,633 but, you know, neither did all those steak frites. 520 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,533 Yeah, lots of factors. 521 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,410 Also, he was under a lot of stress 522 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,495 with whatever he does at work. 523 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:46,392 And you weren't particularly kind to him lately, 524 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,873 so that might've contributed. 525 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,500 Wait, what? 526 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:50,980 Well, we can't beat ourselves up about this. 527 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,183 I mean, these are all just pieces of the puzzle. 528 00:27:52,184 --> 00:27:55,923 - We're just lucky it happened at home. - Right. 529 00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:59,260 Right. 530 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:03,639 Well, it's been a couple of crazy days. 531 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,225 I mean, I was ready to divorce Robert. 532 00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:08,519 - Thank God I... - Hannah! Stop it, Hannah! 533 00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:11,188 Stop it! I mean it! 534 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:14,609 Ugh, that dog is driving me crazy. 535 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:17,403 He really does love his french fries, huh? 536 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:20,406 Yes, I can testify to that. 537 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,824 Would you? 538 00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:26,401 - Well, I was joking, but... - Thank you. 539 00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:30,153 Oh, you're... you're welcome. 540 00:28:30,197 --> 00:28:32,781 - Can I just ask you a favor? - Of course. 541 00:28:32,824 --> 00:28:35,033 Please, Hannah. 542 00:28:35,077 --> 00:28:36,534 Let's go. 543 00:28:36,578 --> 00:28:38,203 Come on. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. 544 00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:41,717 Oh, God, you smell like a yeast infection. 545 00:29:01,812 --> 00:29:03,979 Hello? 546 00:29:04,022 --> 00:29:06,443 Hey, where are you? I can't get in. 547 00:29:06,568 --> 00:29:09,150 There's... the keys... ugh. 548 00:29:09,194 --> 00:29:11,695 I don't know. There's something up with the lock. 549 00:29:11,738 --> 00:29:14,656 I'm here. I'm in the house. 550 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:18,118 Oh, Oh, hi. Can you let me in? 551 00:29:19,913 --> 00:29:21,246 No. 552 00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:23,415 What? 553 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:25,583 I called your friend J. 554 00:29:25,627 --> 00:29:27,544 Julian? 555 00:29:27,587 --> 00:29:30,213 And it became apparent within about 30 seconds 556 00:29:30,257 --> 00:29:31,798 that, uh, the two of you 557 00:29:31,842 --> 00:29:33,800 have been fucking for quite a while. 558 00:29:33,844 --> 00:29:36,177 Just out of curiosity, 559 00:29:36,221 --> 00:29:39,723 did you have sex with him and me yesterday? 560 00:29:39,766 --> 00:29:43,143 Because officially, that would mean you were gangbanged. 561 00:29:43,186 --> 00:29:46,438 - I don't... - I want you out of our lives, Frances. 562 00:29:46,481 --> 00:29:48,403 And I want you out of my house. 563 00:29:48,565 --> 00:29:51,443 If I'm perfectly honest, you disgust me now. 564 00:29:51,486 --> 00:29:54,502 - Robert... - No! I don't trust you. 565 00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:56,297 You're the villain here, not me. 566 00:29:56,423 --> 00:29:58,825 You're the evildoer, the flimflammer, 567 00:29:58,869 --> 00:30:00,702 the double-crosser, the bunco artist. 568 00:30:00,746 --> 00:30:03,079 You know who you are? You're Jesse James 569 00:30:03,123 --> 00:30:04,497 and I get to be Sandra Bullock. 570 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,292 And I get to rise from the ashes of humiliation 571 00:30:07,336 --> 00:30:09,878 and win a fucking Academy Award. 572 00:30:09,921 --> 00:30:12,756 Look, Robert, can you just let me in so we can talk about this? 573 00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,008 You know that divorce that you wanted? I want one, too. 574 00:30:15,052 --> 00:30:20,013 But that sneaky, easy, friendly way that you were hoping for? 575 00:30:20,057 --> 00:30:21,765 You can forget it 576 00:30:21,808 --> 00:30:23,811 'cause I'm gonna make you miserable. 577 00:30:23,967 --> 00:30:25,518 And more to the point, 578 00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:28,396 I'm gonna make your children hate you. 579 00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:38,782 Robert. 580 00:30:38,825 --> 00:30:41,117 Robert, can you please just let me in? 581 00:30:41,161 --> 00:30:44,913 Robert. Robert! 582 00:30:44,956 --> 00:30:46,992 Robert! 583 00:31:23,521 --> 00:31:30,691 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 584 00:31:31,305 --> 00:31:37,823 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/8287j Help other users to choose the best subtitles 41993

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