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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:05,750 I think I'm falling in love with you. 2 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:27,042 LIKE FOAM 3 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:50,416 Sorry, I just wanted you to have fun. 4 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:55,125 I did have fun. 5 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,500 It was great when I fell on the step 6 00:01:58,375 --> 00:02:01,250 and when we got stuck for an hour and a half in the elevator. 7 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:04,084 Yeah, OK, I messed up. 8 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,792 We'll pick a better place next time. 9 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:08,959 There won't be a next time. 10 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,917 I don't fit in at gay clubs anymore. 11 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:13,084 That's ridiculous. 12 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:15,167 Ridiculous? 13 00:02:16,458 --> 00:02:18,208 Don't you see how they look at me? 14 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:21,459 No, nobody's looking at you. You're paranoid. 15 00:02:22,167 --> 00:02:24,667 Whatever, I don't want to talk about it anymore. 16 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,667 Milo! 17 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:30,667 - That guy liked you. -Which one? 18 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,834 In the club, the one you talked to with the beard. 19 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:35,834 Yeah, that guy, 20 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:38,833 the one who asked me how much my wheelchair cost 21 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:41,917 because his mom wanted one for his 80-year-old grandma? 22 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:45,250 You know people have weird pick-up lines. 23 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:57,166 -Let's get breakfast. -I'm not hungry. 24 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:59,958 I'll get sausage, since ours didn't see any action. 25 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,292 It's not how they look at you, it's how you look at them. 26 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:08,625 Nobody can get close, you scare them off with your I'm-miserable look. 27 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,291 I am miserable. 28 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:15,250 It's your birthday, you could take a break 29 00:03:15,292 --> 00:03:17,459 -from fighting the world. -I listened to you last night 30 00:03:18,042 --> 00:03:21,625 now I just want to sleep. All day. 31 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,417 Fine, the night was shit, I admit it. I should be getting laid right now. 32 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:27,458 -I'll make it up to you. -Leave me alone, dude! 33 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:29,583 Milo, don't go to sleep. 34 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,208 I swear on my mother. you're going to get laid. 35 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,667 Pick up. 36 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:17,792 You there? Need your help. 37 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:24,208 Whatever you want, honey, I owe you. 38 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:36,750 WHISKY POOL 39 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:39,584 Sun's coming up, but not time to go home yet. 40 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:42,417 Orgy and pool after-party at some friends' mansion. 41 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:45,625 For all tastes. Come alone or with whoever you want. PASS IT ON! 42 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,666 Gus! 43 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,000 Is it here? 44 00:05:38,792 --> 00:05:40,042 You should know. 45 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,333 What a house, huh? 46 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:45,542 Should I ring? 47 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,291 Are you sure? 48 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:48,958 Sure about what? 49 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,458 That you want to go in. 50 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:53,042 Why not? 51 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,583 Because I don't know what we're doing here... 52 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,542 He recommended it, 53 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:03,250 something different. Unpredictable. You and me, together. 54 00:06:03,292 --> 00:06:06,375 Yeah, but this isn't what I had in mind... 55 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,083 What did you have in mind? 56 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,500 Come on, tonight sucked... I don't want to go home. 57 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:15,834 We have no idea what's in there... 58 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:19,584 If we don't like it, we'll leave. 59 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,500 What could go wrong? They aren't going to kidnap us. 60 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:23,708 Oh, yeah? Maybe they will, 61 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,625 we don't even know who sent the message. 62 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,083 They might be organ smugglers. 63 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:31,250 My friend Carla sent the message. 64 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:34,125 Great. Where is she? I don't see her here. 65 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:36,209 -At home, asleep. -See? 66 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,000 Where we should be. 67 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,750 Stay here if you want, I'm going in. 68 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:41,834 No, I won't leave you on your own. 69 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,042 Sorry, is this the orgy? 70 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:50,709 The orgy? 71 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,042 Yeah, it's here. 72 00:06:54,292 --> 00:06:55,459 You going in? 73 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:16,292 What? 74 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:18,625 Wanna watch? 75 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:27,500 Whiskey, pool, whiskey, pool! 76 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:29,125 Don't be so loud. 77 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:34,167 Whiskey, pool, whiskey, pool 78 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,333 What the hell are you doing? 79 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,666 Who are all these people? 80 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:43,458 Guests, for your birthday party. 81 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:47,792 Who invited them? 82 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,833 I sent a text to a friend. She owed me one. 83 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:53,250 -Remember Camila? -No. 84 00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:55,875 She knows everyone and invited a few friends, 85 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:58,459 and her friends are inviting theirs. 86 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,500 I promise I'll keep it all under control. 87 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:01,709 What kind of text? 88 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:03,917 Dunno, a text for a 89 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:05,791 fun party. 90 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:08,625 Gus, 91 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:13,625 kick everyone out. You hear? 92 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:16,792 Excuse me, 93 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,125 the bathroom? 94 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:21,167 There are 13 in the house. 95 00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:23,334 One is enough. 96 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,542 Not opening up, dude. 97 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,166 Ring, damnit! 98 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,417 Open up, assholes! 99 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:52,666 You guys sure it's here? 100 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,208 Yes, damnit. Look. 101 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:57,000 -Blue dot. -Blue dot. 102 00:08:57,042 --> 00:08:59,417 -Blue dot. -Fucking blue dot, dude. 103 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:07,917 -Hi. -Hi. 104 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:12,291 -What's up? -Look at this house! 105 00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:15,333 About time, dude. 106 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:17,125 Fuck me. 107 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:27,208 ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE 108 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,708 Guys, use this towel on the couch so it doesn't get stained. 109 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,875 What's that? 110 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,750 You have condoms, right? 111 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:36,000 Use your heads, don't go too crazy, OK? 112 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,250 Hurry up! 113 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:23,792 What are you doing? 114 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:27,084 Fitting in. Take your clothes off. 115 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,750 What? I'm not getting naked. 116 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,834 Jesús, don't be a drag. 117 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:32,917 What are you going to do? 118 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,750 Don't know, improvise. It's... 119 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,125 It's good to improvise sometimes. 120 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:45,209 Like those sluts there? 121 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:48,833 People are just having fun. Loosen up. 122 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,250 What do you want from here? 123 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,167 Something I don't know like the back of my hand. 124 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,417 You want to fuck with someone else? 125 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,375 Is that it? 126 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,250 -See you at home. -No, no, no, no, 127 00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:03,917 let's go, please. 128 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:06,792 We'll be unpredictable another day, but not here. 129 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,750 You're not unpredictable. 130 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,375 And you never will be. 131 00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:17,292 Marta! 132 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,084 Marta! 133 00:12:34,292 --> 00:12:35,500 So? 134 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,083 You see? 135 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:41,333 You know you'll go broke taking care of this mess, right? 136 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:42,833 Cannonball! 137 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,166 I just wanted you to have a happy birthday. 138 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:52,083 Should have gotten me a foam cannon. 139 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,750 A foam cannon? 140 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:54,750 Gus! 141 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,125 Sweetheart! 142 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,042 Hi, 143 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:00,834 how are you? 144 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,333 Hello. 145 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,041 Hi. 146 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,458 Um, fine. 147 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,459 You must be Milo, such a pleasure. 148 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,542 Gus told me so much about you. 149 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,375 He never told me about you. 150 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:22,000 He hardly listens when I talk to him. 151 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,459 How's the party? It looks a little dead. 152 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,208 I brought: this, 153 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:30,667 a lot of this, 154 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:32,417 and, 155 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,291 this, 156 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:36,625 just in case. 157 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,291 Hello. 158 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,000 Hi? 159 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,833 Are you available? 160 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,375 What? 161 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,834 Are the chairs available? 162 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,209 I guess so. 163 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,375 You aren't taking any clothes off at all ? 164 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,791 No, I don't know why I'm here. 165 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:19,000 Why everyone else is. What else? 166 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,042 Actually, I'm leaving now. 167 00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:23,834 Well, that's a shame. 168 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,958 The best part starts now, it's all been foreplay up until now. 169 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:28,959 This is disgusting. 170 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,834 What were you expecting, crazy girl? 171 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,167 I actually don't know what I was expecting. 172 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,667 You don't like anything you see? 173 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,083 At all? 174 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,625 You've got it all, 175 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:45,500 fat, bald, black... 176 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:46,292 No. 177 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,667 Oh, so you like munching 178 00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:51,292 carpet, right? 179 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,500 Look, those two aren't bad. 180 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,334 But I saw an old lady go by before 181 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:59,542 - who was toothless, so... -Are you an idiot? 182 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:02,375 And what's your deal with tits, so many fake boobs, 183 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,875 -silicone really turns me off. -I'm leaving 184 00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:07,875 - because this isn't... -Yeah, leave, you don't 185 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:09,459 want to keep all those friends waiting 186 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,000 who aren't answering any of your texts, 187 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:16,250 right? But look what time it is... 188 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,500 What is your deal? 189 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,833 You don't know me, it's none of your business. 190 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,750 You're at an orgy, deal with it, 191 00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:24,625 chill out, 192 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,125 and enjoy. 193 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:27,875 You came for a reason, right? 194 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:29,292 What about you? 195 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,292 Why are you here? 196 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,542 I'm looking for the love of my life. 197 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:37,333 I've always known I'd find them at an orgy, sooner or later. 198 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:41,291 Then start looking, and leave me alone. 199 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:46,250 Calm down, nothing's wrong, OK? 200 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:51,084 You can't rush at an orgy, 201 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,500 you have to find the right time to join in. 202 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,042 -Grab it. -Do it again. 203 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,459 Almost! Your aim is fucking good. 204 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,000 What the hell do you have inside there? 205 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:12,625 Here's another. 206 00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:38,125 Isn't it incredible? 207 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,917 What's up? 208 00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:10,125 Hey, how are you? 209 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,792 -What are you doing? -What do you think? 210 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:18,416 Fuck no, go away. 211 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,125 -Leave. -Why? 212 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,875 The three of us are cool together. 213 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,417 This is private, go away. 214 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,375 -What's she think? -Dude, leave. 215 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,542 Isn't this an orgy? 216 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,666 You're pretty selfish, aren't you? 217 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,750 Hey, you! 218 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,500 Looking for me? 219 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:41,833 Hi. 220 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,708 Hi. 221 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,792 You know how much a polar bear weighs? 222 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:52,875 Sorry? 223 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,541 Enough to break the ice. 224 00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,541 Cool. 225 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,500 Do you like anal or pussy sex more? 226 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,916 Sorry, I'm with someone. 227 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,250 Who? 228 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:19,875 You were with someone but they left, I saw them. 229 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:22,916 With him. 230 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,709 -Where was it? -Not a clue. 231 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,083 Please save me from this freak. 232 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,417 Which one? 233 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:35,209 Right now, it's all total chaos, 234 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,792 finding their bodies and some flesh to put in their mouths, 235 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,083 doesn't matter from where. 236 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:44,042 In a while, all these people 237 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,666 will find their place, thinking it's all under control 238 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,833 but all of a sudden, bam! 239 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,166 That's when I'll make my stellar appearance 240 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,250 and shake it all up again. 241 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,292 You look like an expert. 242 00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,500 It isn't complicated, 243 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,875 or weird, it's what happens every day on the outside. 244 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,708 People trying to fit in. 245 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,959 Yeah, like Tetris. 246 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,416 Exactly, like Tetris. 247 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,000 You just have to know which piece you are. 248 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,833 Which piece are you? 249 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,041 The one you never know where to put, 250 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,750 the tricky one. 251 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:23,667 Like this. 252 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,208 The one who always messes up the line. 253 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,459 I'm the straight line, 254 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,625 horizontal, vertical, whatever, I'm always good for something. 255 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,333 You're a nutjob. 256 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,542 You remind me of myself my first time 257 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:41,541 like, I don't know why I'm here, this isn't my thing. 258 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,375 How many have you been to? 259 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,500 Orgies? 260 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,084 Places like here? 261 00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:50,209 I don't keep track. 262 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,542 From 18 to 24. 263 00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,333 But I can tell you that no two are the same. 264 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,125 And the one today looks pretty amazing. 265 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,625 Why? 266 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,667 Because you're here. 267 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,416 I already told you that I'm not joining in. 268 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:12,083 But I can feel your energy in the ambiance. 269 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:16,250 You're different, and that makes this one special. 270 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,708 My energy's nothing special. 271 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,750 That's what you think. 272 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:24,791 My name is Jorge. 273 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,084 OK. 274 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,416 Your name's OK? 275 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,916 Nice to meet you, OK. 276 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,667 Elisa. 277 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,625 A pleasure, Elisa. 278 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:10,875 Hey! 279 00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:11,959 You! 280 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,417 Get out of my room... 281 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:20,917 Milo? 282 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:24,584 What are you doing here? 283 00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:28,042 What are you doing here? 284 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:30,209 This is my house. 285 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:34,167 Your house? You live here? 286 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,666 -Let's fuck, come on. -No. 287 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,291 How long since we last saw each other? 288 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,875 Ten years. 289 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:46,916 And...? You doing well? 290 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:50,834 -Come on, let's fucking do it. -Take a hike, dude. 291 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,292 I'm doing just great. 292 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,792 I have to go. 293 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:09,209 No, no, no, no. 294 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,542 Again? Godamnit! 295 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:14,875 Come on. 296 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,292 Sorry, no, excuse me. 297 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:19,458 Good morning, 298 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,750 do you rent out foam cannons? 299 00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:25,834 it says you do online. 300 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:28,208 OK, thank you. 301 00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:31,042 Foam cannons? 302 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,458 -It's a personal thing. -Fine with me. 303 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,208 Are you..? 304 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,666 Yeah, six months. 305 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,458 You shouldn't be here. You should go home. 306 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,583 Why? 307 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:47,792 Because of the state you're in. 308 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,917 You don't look like you're in a good state, yourself. 309 00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:53,417 You leave. 310 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,917 I can't. I set this all up. 311 00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:57,792 You invited us all? 312 00:23:58,667 --> 00:23:59,667 Something like that. 313 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,500 Well, it's getting a bit out of control. 314 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:06,000 I know, but I'm trying to keep it under control. 315 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,750 What good is control? 316 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,167 That isn't whiskey, is it? 317 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,375 Hi. I was told you were the dealer guy, 318 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,250 well, dealer chick. 319 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,833 Who would say something so vulgar? 320 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:42,334 What are you looking for? 321 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,167 In life? 322 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,250 That's a broad question. 323 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:52,292 Don't know, happiness, like everyone else, right? 324 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,833 No, I mean here, at this house. 325 00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:58,667 Oh, here... To make friends. 326 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:03,542 Don't you think this place is full of lifelong, solid friendships? 327 00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:06,667 You messing with me? 328 00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:09,666 What are you looking for? 329 00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:12,834 A full-fledged woman like you. 330 00:25:13,167 --> 00:25:14,625 Old, you mean... 331 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,292 No, no, no, 332 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:20,042 you're not old, you're perfect. 333 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,750 I'm looking for something, or someone, I guess... 334 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:26,459 Say no more. Your husband. 335 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:29,042 No. 336 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:32,250 I don't have one anymore... 337 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:34,583 He left you. 338 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:35,667 He died. 339 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:41,500 Suicide. 340 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,250 For real? 341 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,875 I make men want to die. 342 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:50,208 Don't I scare you? 343 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:53,375 I'll kill you with pleasure in bed. 344 00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:54,875 We'll be even. 345 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,167 I'm looking for someone else. 346 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,833 If you want, I'll help you look for whoever you want. 347 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:13,417 KISSING AND ORGIES 348 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:34,833 What are you doing? 349 00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:39,500 Taking notes, 350 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,875 statistical data... 351 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:43,708 What for? 352 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,500 Because I'm writing an essay. 353 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:49,292 An essay? 354 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,791 Yeah, a study on human behavior at orgies. 355 00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:57,083 You are definitely a nutjob. 356 00:26:58,167 --> 00:26:59,459 You think so? 357 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:01,000 Look closely... 358 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:05,833 Out of all of them, how many are kissing? 359 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,125 On the mouth, I mean... 360 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:10,875 Nobody, right now... 361 00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:13,459 And that's my thesis. 362 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,333 Kissing is the least-common practice at orgies. 363 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:22,833 So what's your conclusion? 364 00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:25,459 It's simple: 365 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:27,750 kisses are real 366 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,917 and deep down, they terrify us. 367 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:31,250 What? 368 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:34,834 Kissing take you to the next level 369 00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:36,542 or they kill your mood. 370 00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:40,084 When you kiss someone, you're taking a risk 371 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:43,833 because that person will know if they really like you or not. 372 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:46,333 If they're attracted or grossed out by you. 373 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:47,750 Yeah, 374 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,709 or if their spit creeps you out because 375 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,167 some spit is really disgusting. 376 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,625 Exactly. 377 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:58,042 But that kind of sincerity isn't so common at an orgy. 378 00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:01,041 Kisses make you more naked than taking your clothes off. 379 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:03,625 -You can't fool someone with... -You can't fool someone with... 380 00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,000 -a kiss. -a kiss. 381 00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:16,166 Where did you come from? 382 00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:21,042 Aren't I cool? 383 00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:25,750 -Selfie! -OK, fine. 384 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,209 I'd kill for a cigarette. 385 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:33,833 No, you can't smoke. 386 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:38,708 Hello, good morning, do you rent foam cannons? 387 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:41,958 Yeah, really? 388 00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:44,750 I'm on my way. 389 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,250 I have to go, please tell me you'll behave yourself. 390 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,958 I'll behave, but, 391 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:52,166 when you get back, we're hooking up. 392 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,292 I'm not into girls. 393 00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:58,167 Ever been with one? 394 00:28:58,208 --> 00:28:59,291 No. 395 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,666 Then you don't know. Look, 396 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,583 I thought I hated cauliflower for years 397 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:04,875 and now I love it. 398 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:07,750 You stick with your first impression, you don't do any more research. 399 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:10,458 Whatever you say. I'll be back in a bit. 400 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,291 Gus! 401 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,375 You're an uncontrollable guy, 402 00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:18,209 don't you forget that. 403 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:29,292 Who was the guy you came with? 404 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:31,750 My husband. 405 00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:34,125 Where is he now? 406 00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:35,833 He left. 407 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,542 Where to? 408 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,417 Home, I guess. 409 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:43,125 Everything OK? 410 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,125 Obviously... not. 411 00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:50,834 My husband bores me, and it's even more boring 412 00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:53,792 to talk about him, so let's change the subject. 413 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:57,541 I don't want to think. I want to have fun, and... 414 00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:58,666 Fuck someone else? 415 00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,042 Why not? 416 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:12,125 Hi. 417 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,583 Hello. 418 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:19,209 The therapist said we're 419 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:22,583 in a "dead marriage" phase, you know? 420 00:30:23,167 --> 00:30:24,250 No. 421 00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:25,917 Well...we're lacking liveliness... 422 00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,541 So you don't fuck, I get it. 423 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,291 I mean, we fuck... 424 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,625 Once per month, twice at the most. 425 00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:40,000 More or less. 426 00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:42,792 -You a fortune-teller? -Obviously. 427 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:48,542 No, we're just in an apathetic phase. 428 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,625 We don't share anything exciting. 429 00:30:50,667 --> 00:30:52,084 That's what the therapist said. 430 00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:55,500 Yeah. 431 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:57,917 That's why you came here, 432 00:30:58,542 --> 00:31:00,084 to do something exciting. 433 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,125 I didn't want to, but I guess so. 434 00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:05,959 Marta says I'm too predictable. 435 00:31:06,792 --> 00:31:08,417 Show her you're not. 436 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,500 Right now, you and I are going 437 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:13,459 to go take a little walk 438 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,667 and we'll find something unpredictable for you to do. 439 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:19,917 Like what? Because I had enough 440 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:23,041 with that ping-pong ball chick. 441 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:28,083 -I'd never seen anything like it. -I have, on TV. 442 00:31:44,792 --> 00:31:46,125 You a chick or a guy? 443 00:31:47,292 --> 00:31:48,750 Sweetheart, can't you see me? 444 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:51,583 I'm all woman. 445 00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:53,500 Yeah, yeah, I can see that. 446 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,375 But I mean... 447 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,167 What do you mean? 448 00:32:01,167 --> 00:32:02,625 Between your legs. 449 00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:03,875 What? 450 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,458 If you got an operation 451 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,125 or if you've got a dong? 452 00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:13,209 My love, 453 00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:18,459 the question isn't what I have between my legs. 454 00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:23,709 The question is, what do you want me to have? 455 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:34,000 Are you OK? 456 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:35,750 Mario's here. 457 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,333 Mario who? 458 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:38,292 Mario. 459 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,458 No way. What's he doing here? 460 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,792 Dunno, your trannie friend must have brought him, 461 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,125 like all the others. 462 00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:45,791 Gus, 463 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,708 get these people out of my house. Please. 464 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:51,208 It's too late for that, Milo. This is getting out of control. 465 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,542 Where are you going? 466 00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,833 Out. Just for a moment. I'll explain later. 467 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:58,250 You're leaving me here, with all these weirdos? 468 00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:01,541 No worries, I'll stay with you, right? 469 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,958 -Hi, Gus. -Hello, Mario. 470 00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:25,708 What? It's breakfast time. 471 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,750 How old are you? 472 00:33:29,917 --> 00:33:31,417 How old do you think? 473 00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:34,875 Thirteen? Shouldn't they ask for your ID at orgies? 474 00:33:34,917 --> 00:33:37,500 No, I'm almost twenty years old. Twenty very full years. 475 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,375 I'm sure, but... 476 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:42,792 you sure you like girls? Because 477 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:44,416 you sure look like a Eurovision fan... 478 00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:49,709 Hey! I'm a man's man! With hair on my chest and everything. 479 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:53,000 -Yeah, you'll fuck like a champ today. -Yeah, it's about time. 480 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:56,291 -It's about time? -Are you a virgin? 481 00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:57,750 A little bit. 482 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,875 A little bit virgin? 483 00:33:59,917 --> 00:34:02,875 -What do you mean? -Yeah, I'm a virgin. So? 484 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,167 Marta will take your virginity. 485 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,458 Yeah, sure... 486 00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:11,709 Don't you want to show your husband that there's no looking back? 487 00:34:11,958 --> 00:34:14,250 Yeah, show him! 488 00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:22,834 So...do you have goods or not? 489 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:26,000 Goods, goods, yes, I've got goods. 490 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:28,417 You mean this? 491 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:30,417 Yeah. 492 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:32,708 How much you asking? 493 00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:36,917 One kiss. 494 00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:39,750 What? 495 00:34:39,792 --> 00:34:42,542 It's yours if you give me a kiss. 496 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,458 -Where? -Where else, sweetheart? 497 00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:52,459 OK, fine. 498 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,625 OK. 499 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:06,333 -That's it. -That's it? 500 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,041 Yeah. 501 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,583 Yeah. 502 00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:12,500 I'm sure you can do much better. 503 00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,000 -Come on. -Yeah? 504 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,500 Let's see, 505 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,250 go slow, OK? 506 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,584 Don't be rough. 507 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:32,084 Be gentle, I'm a delicate girl. 508 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,083 What? 509 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:55,625 It's cool. 510 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:58,458 Of course it's cool. 511 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:12,250 Hey, you're in a fucking hurry, 512 00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:14,125 I'm not such an easy girl. 513 00:36:33,167 --> 00:36:34,042 You aren't leaving? 514 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,458 I'm going to stay a bit more. 515 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:46,166 -A bit more... -What? 516 00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:49,208 -Elegant and subtle. -OK. 517 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,000 You're a teacher? 518 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,959 Not everyone has to know. 519 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,125 How old are your students? 520 00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:57,084 12, 13. 521 00:36:57,542 --> 00:37:00,709 I would've loved to have a teacher like you! 522 00:37:01,250 --> 00:37:03,833 Oh, yeah? Why? 523 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:07,625 Teacher during the week, orgy queen on the weekend... 524 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,084 Queen? 525 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,334 I'm nothing like a queen.. 526 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:13,417 Show me his picture again. 527 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,334 What the hell did you see in him? 528 00:37:18,917 --> 00:37:21,834 -It's a long story. -But why are you looking for him? 529 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,500 Let's just say... he wasn't very sincere with me. 530 00:37:26,792 --> 00:37:29,709 We'll find him if he's here. Dumbass will get what's coming to him. 531 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:40,042 -Don't push me, I can do it. -Fine, OK. 532 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:45,750 Gus still hung up on you, huh? 533 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,583 What? 534 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:51,583 Dude, it was obvious. To all of us. 535 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,833 In college... That's why he hated me. 536 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,792 Gus hated you because... he knew what you did to me. 537 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:58,916 And he's my friend. Nothing more. 538 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 And he's helping me a lot now. 539 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,750 So... what happened? 540 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:08,417 OK, you don't want to talk about it. 541 00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:11,791 I don't want to talk about anything. Not with you. 542 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,625 I'm sorry. 543 00:38:17,042 --> 00:38:18,292 It was an accident. 544 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:22,708 When? 545 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:26,375 Not that long ago. 546 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:30,750 I'm sorry. 547 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:33,208 It's fine. 548 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:36,334 Life goes on, as they say. 549 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,958 I'm also sorry about... 550 00:38:40,292 --> 00:38:42,209 us... you know. 551 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:45,667 From ten years ago. You'll think it's dumb, but... 552 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,750 I've thought a lot about you. 553 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:52,042 Every time I went back to the places you and I discovered together. 554 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,875 You're right. 555 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,833 I do think that's really dumb. 556 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,042 And suddenly, you're here, you know? 557 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,458 Dude, as if this party wasn't weird enough. 558 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,542 Where'd this house come from? 559 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:13,125 It's my grandpa's. 560 00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:16,750 Roco? Shit! How is he? 561 00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:18,166 Dead. 562 00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:23,750 My cousins and I inherited it. I'm staying provisionally. 563 00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:26,250 Until I find an adapted house. Because my apartment's 564 00:39:26,292 --> 00:39:28,417 a beautiful, walk-up attic. 565 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:31,541 But we're selling it right away, if these people don't wreck it first. 566 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,291 Yeah. 567 00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:44,792 Want to go somewhere? 568 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,292 Where? 569 00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:33,916 Let's get out of here, all I see are dicks. 570 00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:40,791 -Let's go. -Wait a minute, shit. 571 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,125 Wait, we'll go in a minute. 572 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,125 -What are you doing? -You've got to be unpredictable. 573 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:24,125 -Yeah, but come on. -Let's see. 574 00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:26,875 we're here, let's watch. That's all. 575 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,542 -No. -Yes. 576 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:30,708 OK, no, wait. 577 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:31,750 Jesús. 578 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:34,625 OK, fine. 579 00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:37,209 -No -¡Jesús! 580 00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:38,625 OK, come on, let's go. 581 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:40,875 It's OK, that's it. 582 00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:58,050 UNCONTROLLABLE 583 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:02,625 Today marks 34 days since my boyfriend left me. 584 00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:05,458 You know, I'm not surprised? 585 00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:08,833 It's like you're wearing a sign on your forehead. 586 00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:10,542 I don't know why, because I'm just fine. 587 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:11,833 Right. 588 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:13,333 The thing is... 589 00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:16,583 he said I don't know how to enjoy sex. 590 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:19,875 But I do know how, I just don't know how to... 591 00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:22,875 be slutty or talk dirty. 592 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:24,542 Yeah. 593 00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:28,250 I think I have a vocabulary problem. 594 00:42:30,042 --> 00:42:32,792 He asked me to say things like: 595 00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:37,333 "fuck me raw," or... 596 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:40,375 ”eat my pussy," 597 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,875 but it didn't come out right, it came out more like 598 00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:47,167 “eat my vajayjay”, 599 00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:50,625 He lost his concentration... No, don't laugh. 600 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,417 -Sorry. -I went to school 601 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:55,000 with nuns. If you cussed there, 602 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:57,167 Sister Magdalena washed your mouth out with soap. 603 00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,958 And now, wherever I am, 604 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,500 I always see her there. 605 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,792 Seriously? 606 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,416 Sister Magdalena is here right now, watching all this? 607 00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,041 Dummy. 608 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:11,291 And that's why you came to an orgy. 609 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:14,667 To prove to yourself that you can be dirty. 610 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:16,875 I went out with girlfriends last night, to go conquer the world... 611 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:21,125 and everyone hooked up except for me, as usual. 612 00:43:23,042 --> 00:43:24,417 Because I'm a fake. 613 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,750 I don't think you're a fake. 614 00:43:28,042 --> 00:43:30,459 You just need to let loose, 615 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:33,042 because I'm sure, deep down, you're a really dirty girl. 616 00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:37,083 Thank you. 617 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,791 You're welcome. 618 00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:47,459 What are you doing? 619 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,792 Screwing up your thesis on kissing and orgies. 620 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:52,833 Well... 621 00:43:56,542 --> 00:43:58,584 No silicone at all. I like you. 622 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:01,625 You know what? 623 00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:02,459 No. 624 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,708 You do remind me of 625 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:06,458 myself a few years ago, when nothing was serious 626 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:10,416 and it was all about just waiting for the right person. 627 00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:15,917 What's it about now? 628 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,292 Healing as soon as possible. 629 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:22,958 Almost all the time. 630 00:44:23,917 --> 00:44:25,042 But your heart's never been broken, 631 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:25,833 am I right? 632 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,708 You break it. 633 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:29,958 I'll let you destroy it, if you want. 634 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,625 I want my own scars, too. 635 00:44:33,292 --> 00:44:35,209 Too much responsibility. 636 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:40,541 And these guys never stop fornicating... 637 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:44,875 What's wrong? 638 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:47,459 You said "fornicate”. And that, 639 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,792 sounds a lot like Sister Magdalena. 640 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,417 I don't want to be here. 641 00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:00,333 -Never seen anything like this? -No. 642 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:08,500 Well, once. 643 00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:10,833 Where? 644 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,917 It was porn, but an accident, OK? I put a video on 645 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,291 and it popped up... 646 00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:18,250 -The porn? -Yeah. 647 00:45:20,375 --> 00:45:21,625 Yeah. 648 00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:26,583 -I guess you turned it off right away. -Yeah. 649 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:34,708 Well, not right away, but I only watched a little bit. 650 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,917 Just a part, then I turned it off. 651 00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:38,750 -A part and you turned it off. -Yeah, I turned it off. 652 00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:52,583 Well then, 653 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,083 look close. 654 00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:02,709 Let's give the show a chance. 655 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,208 Kiss him. 656 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,667 I'm going to laugh. 657 00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:18,042 Quit horsing around, 658 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,458 concentrate. 659 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:22,542 Come on. 660 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,458 Dude, open your mouth. 661 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,917 -You a kissing virgin, too? -Well, almost... 662 00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:38,916 -Come on, try again. -OK, that's enough. 663 00:46:40,792 --> 00:46:42,417 What do you mean, that's enough? 664 00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:46,291 Aren't you serious? 665 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:48,916 Serious about what? 666 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,583 Oh, so you were bluffing about 667 00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:54,708 cheating on your husband. 668 00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:57,000 No. 669 00:46:57,667 --> 00:46:58,834 No, 670 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:00,459 but now you're chickening out. 671 00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:02,625 Chickening out is rude. 672 00:47:03,417 --> 00:47:05,584 Well, I thought we were just screwing around. 673 00:47:05,958 --> 00:47:07,333 I'm not screwing around. 674 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:08,875 Me, either. 675 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:24,416 Yeah, like that. Fucking great. 676 00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:30,375 -All your clothes off. -Yes, sir! 677 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Condom. 678 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:35,000 Don't have one. 679 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,583 -Know how to put it on? -I think so. 680 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,625 Get rid of that. 681 00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:52,750 -What are you doing? Put it on. -Yeah. 682 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:23,791 Can I see? Wow, he's... 683 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:26,458 No. 684 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,458 No. 685 00:48:30,042 --> 00:48:31,625 OK, goodbye. 686 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:38,458 Nobody has seen this guy. 687 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,292 But we can keep looking. 688 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,667 Nothing better to do, right? 689 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,042 He'll be getting his today, you'll see. 690 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,708 You didn't tell me your name. 691 00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:54,125 People call me Pato. 692 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:56,250 Is that short for your real name? 693 00:48:56,292 --> 00:48:58,792 No, it means duck in Spanish. 694 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:03,083 -Are you a duck? -No. 695 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:04,958 Not so much. 696 00:49:07,667 --> 00:49:08,667 Quack. 697 00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:14,667 Come on, let's go up there. Nobody will bother us. 698 00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:15,708 No. 699 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:17,750 Hey, I'm built, OK? I can handle you. 700 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,500 No, it's a bad idea. 701 00:49:20,292 --> 00:49:22,667 Come on, man, today is a day for strong emotions. 702 00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:24,625 I've had enough already. 703 00:49:24,917 --> 00:49:26,334 Trust me. 704 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:33,334 OK, better not ask that. But listen to me, 705 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,458 I'll do whatever you ask after, I'll be your slave. 706 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:36,750 I want nothing from you. 707 00:49:37,167 --> 00:49:38,500 You'll think of something. 708 00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:40,541 No. 709 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:43,041 How are you going to stop me? 710 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:47,000 Hey! Mario. Give me a hand. 711 00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:48,584 Let's go, 712 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,250 this is a piece of cake. 713 00:49:50,292 --> 00:49:52,334 You're heavy! 714 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,208 Damn, you're heavy, dude! 715 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:56,417 But I can handle you! 716 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,750 DRAMA QUEENS 717 00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:08,541 What am I? What are you sucking and licking? 718 00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:12,542 -It's good. -Am I an ice cream? 719 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:14,833 I'm flying high. 720 00:50:15,167 --> 00:50:16,542 Is that so? 721 00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:18,208 Well... 722 00:50:18,792 --> 00:50:21,167 come back down to earth, sweetheart. 723 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:23,833 What's up with you? 724 00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,250 You the little mermaid? 725 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,042 You see a fish tail on me? 726 00:50:38,667 --> 00:50:40,584 You liked that, huh? 727 00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:05,041 Stop, stop, 728 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,458 stop. 729 00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:10,834 Bet you didn't expect this? 730 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,375 Wow, man. 731 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,000 -Already? -Move over, come on. 732 00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,250 If you aren't with Gus, then with who? 733 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:15,750 Do I look like I'm with someone? 734 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,250 I don't know. You always were a heartbreaker. 735 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:21,041 Yeah, 736 00:53:21,083 --> 00:53:22,916 until I got mine broken. 737 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:24,500 Who? 738 00:53:24,542 --> 00:53:27,125 No, give me his address and I'll beat him up. 739 00:53:36,542 --> 00:53:37,667 I messed up, 740 00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:40,041 with you. 741 00:53:40,958 --> 00:53:43,041 We were drama queens. 742 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:45,625 That's also true. 743 00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:47,667 It was rough. 744 00:53:49,917 --> 00:53:51,167 But I got over it, 745 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:54,208 and then I had to worry about other things. 746 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,875 This I've learned: 747 00:53:55,917 --> 00:53:57,667 things can always get worse. 748 00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:01,083 They can also get better, after getting worse. 749 00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:02,417 I don't know. 750 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,416 Don't you want to know if I'm with anyone? 751 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:12,875 I hope you're not with the one 752 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:15,250 you kicked out of my bed. 753 00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:18,250 I'm pathetic, huh? 754 00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:20,000 We all are. 755 00:54:20,042 --> 00:54:22,375 We fit in here, today. 756 00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:27,084 Totally out of control, huh? 757 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,083 Gus is an idiot. 758 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,167 Gus set all this up? 759 00:54:31,417 --> 00:54:32,875 Something like that. 760 00:54:32,917 --> 00:54:35,500 He's dead-set on me getting laid on my birthday. 761 00:54:36,917 --> 00:54:38,750 Shit, it's your birthday! 762 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,167 That's right, August 4th. 763 00:54:41,208 --> 00:54:43,625 I hate birthdays, especially this one. 764 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,958 When did you start hating everything? 765 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:51,042 So this whole mess is to get you laid. 766 00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:53,250 You could have just called me. 767 00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:54,584 Right. 768 00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:58,750 Happy Birthday... -Stop. 769 00:54:58,792 --> 00:55:00,875 Happy Birthday to you. -Stop. 770 00:55:00,917 --> 00:55:05,834 Happy Birthday, dear Milo, Happy Birthday to you... 771 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,417 ..to me. 772 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,667 I never felt the same with anyone after being with you. 773 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,041 Now sing me the, 774 00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:31,542 For he's a jolly good fellow... 775 00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:33,584 For he's a jolly good fellow. 776 00:55:33,625 --> 00:55:36,167 For he's a jolly good fellow, 777 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:38,875 for he's a jolly good fellow... 778 00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:42,375 Which nobody can deny. 779 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,125 I think I'm falling in love with you. 780 00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:44,417 Where's your chair? 781 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,125 Shit. 782 00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:49,834 Don't worry about it. I can handle you. 783 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,292 Am I hurting you? 784 00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:55,708 Not anymore. 785 00:57:15,417 --> 00:57:16,584 That's it, oh. 786 00:57:33,542 --> 00:57:34,792 Thank you. 787 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,042 You're welcome, man. 788 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:44,708 I know, I'll find your wheelchair, but I'm taking a break, 789 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:46,250 you're a little heavy. 790 00:57:46,292 --> 00:57:48,917 Besides, having you kidnapped 791 00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,250 is addictive. You can't get away from me. 792 00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:53,166 What if I rape you? 793 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:33,625 You want to get out of here? 794 00:59:35,292 --> 00:59:36,625 Where to? 795 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:40,417 What time is it? An afternoon snack? 796 00:59:42,417 --> 00:59:43,959 It will look like a date. 797 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:52,000 When they ask us, I'm willing to lie about 798 00:59:52,042 --> 00:59:54,000 where we met. 799 00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,416 What should we say? At the movies? 800 00:59:58,458 --> 01:00:00,750 Yeah, watching an X-rated movie. 801 01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:04,375 On the subway, then. 802 01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:08,041 A library? 803 01:00:08,958 --> 01:00:11,208 In the sociology section, right? 804 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:14,250 Perfect. They won't believe us, anyway. 805 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,083 Touch higher or I can't feel it. 806 01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:00,209 Tell me you forgive me. 807 01:01:28,792 --> 01:01:30,709 Who shut the gate? 808 01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,750 -Hello! -Hey! 809 01:01:41,292 --> 01:01:43,375 Listen, little mermaid. 810 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,583 I want to kiss you again. 811 01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:49,375 Oh, yeah? Fine, 812 01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:52,334 but you have to ask me out first. 813 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,958 -OK. -Like boys do with girls. 814 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,667 I'm asking. 815 01:01:56,708 --> 01:01:58,916 Sweetheart, you have to do it right. 816 01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:01,209 How? 817 01:02:01,792 --> 01:02:03,084 On your knees. 818 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,250 Honey, like that. 819 01:02:08,042 --> 01:02:10,334 And now you can ask me. 820 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,708 I really like you 821 01:02:17,250 --> 01:02:19,333 and I want you to go out with me. 822 01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:21,834 You really are so bland. 823 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,250 What is that racket? My ears hurt. 824 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:37,792 Hello, good morning. 825 01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:40,458 Good afternoon, now. 826 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:45,125 THE CANNON 827 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,000 Bravo, guys. 828 01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:33,500 -I have to go. -Right now, so soon? 829 01:03:33,750 --> 01:03:35,250 To look for my wife. 830 01:03:36,583 --> 01:03:37,833 Jesús! 831 01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:41,166 Marta! 832 01:04:19,083 --> 01:04:20,625 That was pretty great, huh? 833 01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:34,833 Wow, it's great! Grab here. 834 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,083 Be careful, it's a rental. 835 01:04:36,375 --> 01:04:38,250 Don't be shy, help us out. 836 01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:40,334 You look like you're falling asleep. 837 01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:43,083 Not asleep, you're high as a kite, look at your face, sweetie, 838 01:04:43,333 --> 01:04:46,083 as if this was the first time we did this. 839 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:48,708 Careful. This cannon deserves respect. 840 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:49,917 Selfie, guys! 841 01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:52,000 And here comes the selfie dude. 842 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:54,333 Honey, I've been around the block a few times now. 843 01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,125 I can't get through. 844 01:04:56,167 --> 01:04:58,625 Hey, blondie, help me, honey. 845 01:04:58,667 --> 01:05:01,334 Look at those eyes! Are you Scandinavian? 846 01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,708 Oh, my prince! Thank you. 847 01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:05,292 Now, you see? 848 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:07,250 That's what I meant. Little things like that 849 01:05:07,292 --> 01:05:09,875 make a girl feel like a woman. 850 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,333 That's him, isn't it? 851 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,458 Are you OK? 852 01:05:29,583 --> 01:05:31,083 Mario went to find my chair. 853 01:05:31,917 --> 01:05:34,334 It was in the pool, underwater. 854 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:39,584 What's with the grin? 855 01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:41,125 What grin? 856 01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:44,334 Yeah, you almost smiled. 857 01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:48,750 He said he's never felt the same after me. 858 01:05:49,417 --> 01:05:51,709 That fate brought us together again for a reason. 859 01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:54,250 And a ton of other stuff. 860 01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:56,084 Yeah. 861 01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:57,708 -But... -What? 862 01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:01,333 He's said the right thing before. 863 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:04,917 I don't buy it, I'm over that shit. 864 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,292 What? 865 01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:10,417 Nothing to say? 866 01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:14,083 Don't know what to say. You're a mess. 867 01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:15,667 No, I'm not. 868 01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:17,875 And it's late. 869 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:20,666 We're kicking everyone out, and Mario goes first. 870 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:24,417 I liked seeing you grin, anyway. 871 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,500 An illusion, Gus. 872 01:06:26,792 --> 01:06:29,042 Nothing wrong with illusions. 873 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:31,583 It's OK to be happy sometimes. 874 01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:33,250 It's no crime. 875 01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:35,666 I can't be happy anymore. 876 01:06:38,042 --> 01:06:40,459 Go to the yard! I want you to see something. 877 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,708 -Hi, Jorge. -Hi. 878 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:45,958 Remember me? 879 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,791 Yes, 880 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,125 Susana. 881 01:06:50,875 --> 01:06:52,083 This is Pato. 882 01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,833 -Elisa. -Hello. 883 01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:01,417 We were just leaving. 884 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:03,500 Going to do the same thing to her? 885 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:08,791 What did he say? 886 01:07:10,125 --> 01:07:12,250 His theory on kissing at orgies? 887 01:07:14,458 --> 01:07:16,500 That he'll lie about how you met, 888 01:07:16,542 --> 01:07:17,584 right? 889 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,292 He told me the same. 890 01:07:22,667 --> 01:07:24,334 But I never heard from him again after he said goodbye. 891 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:28,959 No calls, no texts... 892 01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:34,500 Don't feel special. He does it with everyone. 893 01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:40,709 That's really messed up, dude. 894 01:07:58,167 --> 01:07:59,417 So? 895 01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:03,417 See? He's an idiot. 896 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,334 I had fun, 897 01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:11,042 thanks. 898 01:08:11,667 --> 01:08:13,959 No need to thank me. 899 01:08:19,042 --> 01:08:20,750 Any plans for tonight? 900 01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,000 Why? 901 01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:28,042 I'm not tired, we could get a drink. 902 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,625 Like a date? 903 01:08:39,458 --> 01:08:40,833 I think I have to work. 904 01:08:42,625 --> 01:08:44,458 You never told me your job. 905 01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:46,833 Guess. 906 01:08:50,208 --> 01:08:51,708 Security guard. 907 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:56,125 Really? I look like a security guard? 908 01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:58,875 Security guard, a cop, 909 01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:01,834 something to do with 910 01:09:02,292 --> 01:09:04,334 making us all feel safe. 911 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,500 I fuck for cash. 912 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:17,208 Come on, seriously? 913 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:18,667 Seriously. 914 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:26,292 I'm a gigolo, a whore, whatever you want to call me. 915 01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:30,209 What? 916 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:32,875 I'm here for work. 917 01:09:33,292 --> 01:09:35,250 There's always someone at these parties 918 01:09:35,292 --> 01:09:37,125 who gets left out and 919 01:09:37,167 --> 01:09:40,959 has no qualms paying so people think they scored. 920 01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:45,584 Orgy posing. That's how us whores call it. 921 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,416 So now what? 922 01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:58,958 What do you mean? 923 01:10:00,542 --> 01:10:02,375 Are you going to send the bill 924 01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:04,584 to Álvaro and me, or...? 925 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,458 Absolutely not. 926 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:09,916 It was my pleasure. 927 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,958 But maybe I can still find a customer, 928 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,958 this is when people get desperate. 929 01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:24,042 Wow, you found it! 930 01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:26,583 Gus did, it was in the swimming pool. 931 01:10:26,625 --> 01:10:28,250 In the pool! 932 01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:32,458 What? 933 01:10:34,833 --> 01:10:36,166 You need to go. 934 01:10:38,042 --> 01:10:39,042 Why? 935 01:10:39,958 --> 01:10:41,125 It's my turn. 936 01:10:41,417 --> 01:10:44,167 You said you'd do whatever I asked, and I'm asking you to leave. 937 01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:47,542 I won't let you push me away. 938 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:50,750 I'm not leaving. You have to kick everyone else out with me. 939 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,625 I'll never forgive you. 940 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:56,083 You can't just show up after 10 years and kiss me. 941 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:57,167 Why not? 942 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:58,750 Because it's irresponsible. 943 01:11:00,958 --> 01:11:02,750 Tell me you didn't feel what I felt 944 01:11:02,792 --> 01:11:04,125 upstairs in your room. 945 01:11:05,292 --> 01:11:06,584 I didn't feel what you felt. 946 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,292 Liar. 947 01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:12,083 You're where you should be, 948 01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:15,500 like a painful memory to be forgotten. And you're staying there. 949 01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:16,875 I'm not a memory, 950 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,750 I'm here. 951 01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:26,375 You left, Mario, you disappeared. 952 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:29,583 You're just here by chance. 953 01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:31,917 Loving someone has nothing to do with chance. 954 01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:33,250 Fine, 955 01:11:33,292 --> 01:11:34,417 OK, 956 01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,291 I took off 957 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,625 and really hurt you. I'm sorry, 958 01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:41,084 but I didn't know what I wanted. Milo, now 959 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:43,958 I do know. I look at you, 960 01:11:44,417 --> 01:11:47,125 and feel like those 10 years 961 01:11:47,167 --> 01:11:50,417 led me here, to this moment, to this place. 962 01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:56,208 I don't want to be anywhere else. 963 01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:04,125 Gus, this is private. 964 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,667 I want to show Milo something, in the yard. 965 01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:14,583 Honey, it's not a drum, 966 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:17,042 - this isn't a drum circle. -OK. 967 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,875 Let me, I know a thing or two about cannons. 968 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,417 Wow. 969 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:24,625 Stick your snout in there. 970 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,833 Look, this is the water wrench, 971 01:12:27,875 --> 01:12:28,750 open the valve. 972 01:12:29,792 --> 01:12:30,834 Open. 973 01:12:30,875 --> 01:12:31,958 You just closed it. 974 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,875 What did you do? 975 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:35,584 -You break it? -I didn't break anything. 976 01:12:35,625 --> 01:12:36,750 Well, then, 977 01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:40,417 I just don't get it. 978 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:41,750 See? It's dripping, 979 01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:43,750 after all that banging around. 980 01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,584 You can't be in charge of anything. 981 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:50,958 I don't know if it's plugged in, did you plug it in? 982 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,792 -This wire here. -It's charged. 983 01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:55,916 Just like you. 984 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:57,083 What's this doing here? 985 01:12:57,625 --> 01:12:58,708 I brought it. 986 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:01,542 My dad gave me a foam cannon 987 01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:03,041 when I turned 18. 988 01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:05,666 I know. I do listen when you talk. 989 01:13:05,708 --> 01:13:07,250 Turn it on. 990 01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:08,708 No way. 991 01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:09,792 Come on. 992 01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,667 No, Gus, I'm not flooding 993 01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:13,250 my yard with foam. 994 01:13:13,292 --> 01:13:14,500 Sweetheart, 995 01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:16,000 this doesn't work. 996 01:13:16,042 --> 01:13:17,542 That's impossible. 997 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:22,208 I'm sure Milo knows how to turn it on! 998 01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:25,333 Turn it on! Turn it on! 999 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:32,458 You didn't shut up about the foam cannon when 1000 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:35,042 - you turned 18. -That was another lifetime. 1001 01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:36,792 Not so long ago. 1002 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,791 Elisa, Elisa please, Elisa. 1003 01:13:43,875 --> 01:13:45,000 I'm leaving, OK? 1004 01:13:45,042 --> 01:13:46,167 -I'm going with you. -No. 1005 01:13:46,208 --> 01:13:47,041 Why not? 1006 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,542 I don't know why I'm here. 1007 01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,334 It was stupid to come, and it's stupid to leave with you. 1008 01:13:52,917 --> 01:13:54,625 Elisa, you have nothing to do with her. 1009 01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:56,250 It doesn't matter. 1010 01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:59,125 We met here, and no matter how hard I try, 1011 01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:01,000 I'm never going to be... 1012 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,583 dirty. 1013 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:05,625 You're addicted to human behavior at orgies. 1014 01:14:05,667 --> 01:14:07,667 I don't even know what that is. 1015 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:10,125 I just want a normal guy. 1016 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:13,333 Foam, foam! Foam, foam! 1017 01:14:15,208 --> 01:14:17,166 Come on, your party is fizzling out. 1018 01:14:17,417 --> 01:14:18,834 Can't you see it's broken? 1019 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:24,000 You try. 1020 01:14:24,792 --> 01:14:26,459 You just have to press the "ON" button. 1021 01:14:26,958 --> 01:14:28,125 But you have to want it. 1022 01:14:33,292 --> 01:14:36,667 Yeah, but for real, you have butter fingers. 1023 01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:38,541 You have to stick your finger in. 1024 01:14:38,583 --> 01:14:41,083 -Stand back! -Look at all that smoke! 1025 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:43,208 Be careful how you feel here, 1026 01:16:45,208 --> 01:16:48,500 this place is deceptive. 1027 01:16:51,208 --> 01:16:53,583 It's like that bubble of foam, 1028 01:16:55,333 --> 01:16:58,000 the bubble is going to burst in a little while. 1029 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,792 You'll go back home 1030 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:04,417 and you'll have to make decisions, 1031 01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:07,084 all on your own. 1032 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,333 Always alone. 1033 01:17:26,667 --> 01:17:28,125 Take care of yourself, Marta. 1034 01:17:31,625 --> 01:17:32,875 You, too. 1035 01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:56,667 WHEN PEOPLE GET DESPERATE 1036 01:17:56,708 --> 01:17:58,166 Everything I said was true. 1037 01:17:58,625 --> 01:17:59,667 Yeah, fine, 1038 01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:02,250 but that means I'm your truth for this weekend. 1039 01:18:05,542 --> 01:18:07,917 Isn't that all we've got? 1040 01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:10,083 What we feel, what's truly here and now. 1041 01:18:13,542 --> 01:18:15,584 I want to be your normal guy. 1042 01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:17,833 I can be your normal guy, but... 1043 01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:20,958 You might have to help me a little. 1044 01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:25,792 You do deserve to get your heart broken. 1045 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,708 For it to really hurt. 1046 01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:31,667 Like I said: you do it. 1047 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:36,334 I will, and you'll be screwed. 1048 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:38,625 Deal. 1049 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:45,250 If I see him again, I'll punch his face in. 1050 01:18:45,292 --> 01:18:47,042 Forget it, I'm fine. 1051 01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:48,833 That idiot. 1052 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,750 You know when you try so hard to find something 1053 01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:55,084 and then you realize you were more obsessed with the search 1054 01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:56,500 than what you wanted to find? 1055 01:18:58,958 --> 01:19:01,125 No, no , no. 1056 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,833 Is that a metaphor? 1057 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,625 Something like that. 1058 01:19:07,208 --> 01:19:09,750 Maybe you're right. I wasn't even really looking for him. 1059 01:19:09,792 --> 01:19:11,167 You weren't? 1060 01:19:12,792 --> 01:19:14,292 Maybe I was looking for you. 1061 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:17,125 But I've been here the whole time. 1062 01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:20,875 Oh, OK, another metaphor. 1063 01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:23,917 I'm not very good with metaphors, you know? 1064 01:19:23,958 --> 01:19:25,375 Don't worry. 1065 01:19:25,625 --> 01:19:27,125 No more metaphors. 1066 01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:29,042 I'll be clear. 1067 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:30,625 That'd be better. 1068 01:19:31,292 --> 01:19:32,834 Kiss me. 1069 01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:45,292 Can I have your number? 1070 01:19:54,292 --> 01:19:56,042 Or Instagram or Facebook, at least? 1071 01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:10,916 You want me to go, too, don't you? 1072 01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:17,083 I want Milo to be OK. 1073 01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:19,958 And I'm not good for him, am I? 1074 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:26,083 It's been a long time, Mario. 1075 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:27,458 It was fucked up when you disappeared. 1076 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:30,667 You were there to comfort him, right? 1077 01:20:32,417 --> 01:20:34,375 I learned to love him the right way. 1078 01:20:35,667 --> 01:20:37,209 And how's that? 1079 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,417 How is it? Denying your feelings for him. 1080 01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:41,041 Does that make you happy? 1081 01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:43,791 Your happiness can't mow over everything else. 1082 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,167 Think about what makes him happy, 1083 01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:48,750 it's not that complicated. 1084 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,875 So you throw him parties? To find his knight in shining armor? 1085 01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:00,583 I hadn't seen him smile for a long time. 1086 01:21:02,042 --> 01:21:03,042 What? 1087 01:21:03,417 --> 01:21:06,084 Milo. In his room, earlier. 1088 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:14,625 I want to stay, Gus, 1089 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,667 in his life, 1090 01:21:17,667 --> 01:21:19,125 forever. 1091 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:22,542 Help make him understand. 1092 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,333 How was your day? 1093 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:35,208 Hectic. 1094 01:21:35,792 --> 01:21:37,167 Yours? 1095 01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:39,750 Intense. 1096 01:21:48,958 --> 01:21:51,000 There's no hope for us, is there? 1097 01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:09,208 We'll be fine, 1098 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:10,792 you'll see. 1099 01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:49,667 I promise I'll put the house back like it was. 1100 01:22:50,125 --> 01:22:51,833 I'll pay for everything. 1101 01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:54,292 I'm not angry. 1102 01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:56,084 Not even a little? 1103 01:22:58,167 --> 01:22:59,459 I kicked Mario out. 1104 01:23:01,083 --> 01:23:02,083 Uh-huh. 1105 01:23:02,625 --> 01:23:03,625 Uh-huh? 1106 01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:05,750 What was I supposed to do? 1107 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,167 Go with it, I guess. 1108 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:10,583 It's good to lose control sometimes. 1109 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:12,167 I realized that today. 1110 01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:15,417 Going with it only leads to regrets. 1111 01:23:15,875 --> 01:23:18,125 But some regrets are better than others. 1112 01:23:22,625 --> 01:23:23,875 I screwed up, didn't I? 1113 01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:27,625 He hasn't left yet, 1114 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,708 I just saw him, walking through the foam. 1115 01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:32,583 What? 1116 01:23:34,417 --> 01:23:35,875 Run. 1117 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,375 Thanks for the foam, Gus, 1118 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:47,250 and the best birthday of my life. 1119 01:23:59,583 --> 01:24:01,291 Want to be the woman of my life? 1120 01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:05,334 See? 1121 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:06,500 That's better. 1122 01:24:07,833 --> 01:24:08,958 Since you're here, 1123 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:11,625 ask me to marry you, too. 1124 01:24:16,375 --> 01:24:18,375 Do you want to marry me? 1125 01:24:20,042 --> 01:24:22,875 I thought you'd never ask! Yes. 1126 01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:00,542 What about your wife? 1127 01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:08,833 If you want to hang out someday, 1128 01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:11,625 to talk about it, 1129 01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:14,250 or whatever you want. As friends, I don't know. 1130 01:25:14,292 --> 01:25:15,292 Maybe I would. 1131 01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:19,875 Whenever you want. 1132 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:21,583 Thanks, man. 1133 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,875 You're welcome, unpredictable man. 1134 01:25:43,750 --> 01:25:45,583 Fucked-up mess, huh? 1135 01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:49,541 Never better said. 1136 01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:51,542 You didn't get laid? 1137 01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:55,459 No, I've been busy today. 1138 01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,833 If you've got 120 bucks, we can fuck. 1139 01:26:03,542 --> 01:26:05,459 You seen a pregnant girl around? 1140 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:06,875 She's right there. 1141 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,625 I think I'm out of control. 1142 01:26:21,125 --> 01:26:22,333 About time. 1143 01:26:32,917 --> 01:26:35,375 I'm leaving, OK? You don't have to kick me out again. 1144 01:26:37,125 --> 01:26:38,750 What were you thinking about? 1145 01:26:43,667 --> 01:26:45,834 How to love someone 1146 01:26:46,333 --> 01:26:49,708 responsibly, or 1147 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:53,542 the right way. You drive me crazy 1148 01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:57,000 with your weird concepts. I'm not like that, I don't know how. 1149 01:26:57,958 --> 01:27:00,291 Wanna hear something irresponsible? 1150 01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:03,542 Stay. 1151 01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:07,667 But my life's complicated right now. 1152 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,917 As if mine isn't. 1153 01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:13,750 I don't care. 1154 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:16,459 We'll figure it out, right? 1155 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:18,375 You don't know what you're saying. 1156 01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,708 What's the worst that can happen? 1157 01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:26,666 Chaos, 1158 01:27:27,167 --> 01:27:29,792 tears, destruction. 1159 01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:31,542 So? 1160 01:27:31,583 --> 01:27:33,541 We're drama queens, 1161 01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:35,166 nothing scares us. 1162 01:27:53,917 --> 01:27:55,750 Should we go to the foam? 1163 01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:04,666 Maybe I do need you to push me a little now. 1164 01:28:05,292 --> 01:28:06,667 I'll bring you. 1165 01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:18,500 Good. 1166 01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:25,875 You turn me on, dirty girl. 1167 01:28:29,625 --> 01:28:32,833 -Fuck me raw! -You're improving. 1168 01:28:34,292 --> 01:28:36,834 This is going to be really sordid. 1169 01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:40,083 I love sordid love stories. 1170 01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:29,500 LIKE FOAM 77253

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