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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33.459 --> 00:01:34.705 Once upon a time there was... 2 00:01:34.706 --> 00:01:36.206 or there never was... 3 00:01:36.683 --> 00:01:38.690 or maybe there will be, one day... 4 00:01:38.614 --> 00:01:40.953 a queen without a king, and her castle. 5 00:01:41.880 --> 00:01:43.639 We won't tell you the story of the king... 6 00:01:44.740 --> 00:01:47.600 but just the story of the queen and her step-daughter. 7 00:01:47.779 --> 00:01:51.596 In fact, the king wasn't a real king... 8 00:01:51.597 --> 00:01:56.424 but just a notoriously unlucky, but independently wealthy castle builder! 9 00:01:57.140 --> 00:02:00.927 When he died he left his young wife the fruit of a previous marriage... 10 00:02:01.526 --> 00:02:04.250 a beautiful young girl named Baby Love... 11 00:02:04.891 --> 00:02:08.870 4427 angry creditors and... 12 00:02:08.408 --> 00:02:10.500 the Castillo de la Pelota Del Pomponero [Castle of the Cannonball of Pomponero] 13 00:02:10.647 --> 00:02:13.380 y de la Pica [and The Pike], y de la Vaca Blanca [and White Cow], y de la Vaca Negra [the Black Cow]... 14 00:02:13.381 --> 00:02:16.153 y de la Vaca Grassa [the Fat Cow], y de la Vaca Magra [and the Skinny Cow]. 15 00:02:16.389 --> 00:02:21.438 But what of these four mysterious characters appearing in our story? 16 00:02:25.460 --> 00:02:30.440 - We should have had this meeting at Yalta! - We do not agree! 17 00:02:30.206 --> 00:02:31.268 What are we doing? 18 00:02:31.798 --> 00:02:34.907 After two hours on that dusty road, I've about busted my pepperonis! 19 00:02:35.552 --> 00:02:37.427 Pepperonis? 20 00:02:40.236 --> 00:02:41.592 Pepperonis? 21 00:02:44.180 --> 00:02:46.119 Ah! Pepperonis! 22 00:03:32.279 --> 00:03:35.286 First of all, by way of welcoming you... 23 00:03:35.938 --> 00:03:38.721 I want to praise your punctuality. 24 00:03:39.190 --> 00:03:40.509 So, gentlemen... 25 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:44.146 I trust that our lengthy correspondence has already made everything clear. 26 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:47.231 Now please, let's review the situation... 27 00:03:47.579 --> 00:03:50.479 and proceed to concluding the contract. 28 00:03:50.480 --> 00:03:55.828 Of course, we must establish the currency for the payment. 29 00:03:55.888 --> 00:03:57.326 You can decide that yourselves. 30 00:03:57.495 --> 00:04:01.250 - Yen, of course! - Nyet yen! Rubles!!! 31 00:04:01.343 --> 00:04:03.618 No, better make it U.S. currencydollars! 32 00:04:03.789 --> 00:04:05.567 - Why not Italian currency? - Which is? 33 00:04:05.627 --> 00:04:09.231 - Promissory notes! - Since there is no agreement, I choose the dollar! 34 00:04:09.494 --> 00:04:12.738 So, gentlemen, we can start the negotiations. 35 00:04:13.283 --> 00:04:14.287 Who's to be first? 36 00:04:16.190 --> 00:04:19.423 We decided to be represented by Dr. Ci Fè Chen Pien. 37 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:25.674 Oh, sorry! My nose has a very strong sense of smell! 38 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:28.588 Mine too. It smells an asshole! 39 00:04:28.961 --> 00:04:33.399 My very honorable and perfumed lady, my talent is being able to recognize... 40 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:37.277 the perfume of fruits, of flowers, and the essence of females. 41 00:04:37.454 --> 00:04:40.725 Fu-ci-lin the Wise says: "Happiness is certainty's daughter." 42 00:04:40.897 --> 00:04:45.685 So, in order to be happy, my gentle and perfumed lady, we must be celtain. 43 00:04:45.957 --> 00:04:47.347 Not "celtain"certain! 44 00:04:47.638 --> 00:04:49.804 I don't know what you might smell from such a distance! 45 00:04:49.805 --> 00:04:53.227 Perhaps my Lily of the Valley? I'm impressed! 46 00:05:05.486 --> 00:05:11.741 You're probably wondering what all that was leading up to. 47 00:05:15.641 --> 00:05:19.984 My dear lady, I am pleased to inform you that we've come to an agreement... 48 00:05:20.159 --> 00:05:24.488 and that we accept your terms... 49 00:05:24.573 --> 00:05:29.313 if the guarantees provided in the contract justify signing the contract! 50 00:05:30.927 --> 00:05:35.750 Thank you gentlemen, then we can start signing. 51 00:05:36.137 --> 00:05:39.895 You must understand, gentle and perfumed lady... 52 00:05:40.505 --> 00:05:44.365 that this endeavor has required a considerable financial investment on our part. 53 00:05:45.109 --> 00:05:50.327 Therefore we need some assurance that the graceful Baby Love... 54 00:05:50.328 --> 00:05:55.456 possesses all the requirements to become our secret agent... 55 00:05:55.674 --> 00:05:59.707 and marry the son of the great emperor. 56 00:06:00.783 --> 00:06:05.376 Yes, the Emperor of Smell! 57 00:06:05.782 --> 00:06:12.684 Shut up! Don't be lude! 58 00:06:12.858 --> 00:06:16.650 Did you mean lewd? 59 00:06:17.708 --> 00:06:22.122 Excuse me, as usual, I need to intervene. 60 00:06:22.653 --> 00:06:28.743 Mr. Cannamozza, Dr. Ci Fe Ten Pie meant RUDE, not LEWD! 61 00:06:29.940 --> 00:06:31.966 You think I'm stupid? I was just joking! 62 00:06:32.185 --> 00:06:33.865 We Sicilians are a high-spirited people! 63 00:06:33.866 --> 00:06:36.401 We even export our spirit abroad, where they make it into whiskey! 64 00:06:37.175 --> 00:06:39.295 Stop it, gentlemen! That's enough! 65 00:06:39.787 --> 00:06:41.481 Behave yourselves! 66 00:06:41.872 --> 00:06:43.532 You're not in a brothel! 67 00:06:44.285 --> 00:06:47.181 - Mr. Zimmerman, you should be ashamed of yourself! - I'm sorry! 68 00:06:47.257 --> 00:06:49.457 - His sister is sorry - That's enough! 69 00:06:49.554 --> 00:06:51.240 Stop with this nonsense! 70 00:06:51.467 --> 00:06:56.287 Dr. Cannamozza, we're here to discuss very important business, not to joke! 71 00:06:56.698 --> 00:07:04.866 Here we practice austerity, continence, devotion, sobriety and even sexual abstinence! 72 00:07:06.890 --> 00:07:09.683 I know perfectly well that her intended husband is the heir of a great and wealthy empire. 73 00:07:09.776 --> 00:07:12.963 But I also know that my Baby Love, with the education I have given her... 74 00:07:13.315 --> 00:07:15.347 is worthy of the position! 75 00:07:15.643 --> 00:07:21.750 Baby Love is the right girl! Because of her rank, status, culture, beauty... 76 00:07:21.810 --> 00:07:22.295 and spirit! 77 00:07:22.296 --> 00:07:26.681 Her father - may God hold him in his glory - left her to me, together with this old castle... 78 00:07:26.952 --> 00:07:30.566 that he himself built on land bought at a good price... 79 00:07:30.882 --> 00:07:34.242 along with the servants and other assets that allowed me... 80 00:07:34.392 --> 00:07:37.444 to prepare the girl for a bright future! 81 00:07:38.819 --> 00:07:45.375 We're here to make sure the girl is a virgin, God-fearing and willing to do anything. 82 00:07:45.865 --> 00:07:57.370 My colleagues and I agree that it is necessary to seal the deal as soon as possible. 83 00:07:57.899 --> 00:08:01.553 We just want to be assured of the integrity of the merchandise... 84 00:08:01.814 --> 00:08:04.285 to avoid any last-minute surprises! 85 00:08:05.505 --> 00:08:11.388 In Siberia we say, "if you buy a pregnant cat, a dog will be born." 86 00:08:11.625 --> 00:08:16.498 You have the word of the Lady of Pelota Del Pomponero, y de la Pica y de la Vaca Blanca y de la Vaca Negra... 87 00:08:16.678 --> 00:08:21.172 Before closing the deal, we require a thorough inspection of the girl's assets! 88 00:08:21.467 --> 00:08:23.619 Inspect her ass? 89 00:08:23.719 --> 00:08:25.142 Never! Madmen! 90 00:08:25.837 --> 00:08:27.383 Limp little worms! 91 00:08:27.589 --> 00:08:30.659 I should let my intact pearl be inspected by you? 92 00:08:30.721 --> 00:08:32.690 And before closing the deal? 93 00:08:32.700 --> 00:08:33.902 Never! Never... 94 00:08:38.433 --> 00:08:41.619 ButI only said "asset," not "ass"... 95 00:08:42.661 --> 00:08:45.165 She's pretty pissed off! 96 00:08:46.246 --> 00:08:51.870 What can we do now? 97 00:08:54.303 --> 00:08:57.962 Something doesn't smell right! 98 00:08:58.204 --> 00:08:59.404 Yes... 99 00:09:01.652 --> 00:09:04.273 A Ukrainian proverb says, 100 00:09:04.585 --> 00:09:08.195 "What's art at dawn, is fart at dusk." 101 00:09:09.826 --> 00:09:13.593 And remember that my Baby Love is as pure and clean as a diamond! 102 00:09:14.130 --> 00:09:17.721 You disappointed me, gentlemen! I consider the deal to be canceled! 103 00:09:18.110 --> 00:09:22.241 How did you dare doubt my word and ask for assurances! 104 00:09:22.456 --> 00:09:25.800 The Cossacks have a saying, 105 00:09:25.294 --> 00:09:29.353 "We want to see the token, to ensure that it's not broken." 106 00:09:29.876 --> 00:09:34.701 "Broken"? I'll break something. Your head, you frozen Siberian! 107 00:09:35.127 --> 00:09:37.109 I've had enough! 108 00:09:37.314 --> 00:09:39.372 You want to check? So be it! 109 00:09:39.837 --> 00:09:42.732 But mind youit will cost you a lot! 110 00:09:43.990 --> 00:09:46.570 And another thing it will be performed my way! Okay? 111 00:09:46.650 --> 00:09:47.679 Give me the time needed. 112 00:09:47.901 --> 00:09:53.422 In the meantime, my maids will prepare some good Turkish baklava for you... 113 00:09:54.361 --> 00:09:58.866 together with the best red wine, from my vineyard, of course. 114 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:20.333 What is it, mama? 115 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:52.276 It's just this, my sweet baby. This is a great day for you! 116 00:13:53.161 --> 00:13:54.612 You have such a beautiful body! 117 00:14:01.489 --> 00:14:03.479 You get more and more beautiful every day! 118 00:14:03.982 --> 00:14:11.527 We cannot waste that body! Let me handle this! 119 00:14:11.790 --> 00:14:16.310 It's for your own good! You will be the most beautiful doll... 120 00:14:16.191 --> 00:14:18.304 in a beautiful game, my baby! 121 00:14:18.846 --> 00:14:23.559 The Sleeping Beauty who will be awakened by the kiss of a Prince Charming! 122 00:14:25.529 --> 00:14:29.387 So nowthe ceremony is about to begin. 123 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:37.386 Here is our corporate stock! The quintessential good investment! 124 00:14:37.640 --> 00:14:40.570 Gentlemen, check well and judge accordingly! 125 00:14:40.188 --> 00:14:42.746 Let me remind you that each of you is entitled to just one share... 126 00:14:42.906 --> 00:14:45.570 corresponding to one body part of our corporate stock. 127 00:14:45.834 --> 00:14:50.382 This is to avoid hoarding that may cause international tensions. 128 00:14:50.661 --> 00:14:54.967 Gentlemen, look. Take a good look! 129 00:14:55.366 --> 00:14:58.131 Look, but don't touch! 130 00:14:59.970 --> 00:15:00.840 There are no other rules, gentlemen. 131 00:15:00.972 --> 00:15:02.486 Play your game! 132 00:15:02.669 --> 00:15:04.572 Let us proceed. The bidding may now begin! 133 00:15:11.152 --> 00:15:16.290 The girl's naked sexual organ is an essential part of the body. 134 00:15:16.300 --> 00:15:19.499 A good idea from the Middle Ages, that chastity belt! 135 00:15:20.167 --> 00:15:23.439 It's a good guarantee for our deal. 136 00:15:24.245 --> 00:15:29.770 You have the key. We have a blacksmith. 137 00:15:29.757 --> 00:15:35.414 I've said what I think, my friend. 138 00:15:39.187 --> 00:15:40.990 Holy Mother, she's Heavenly! 139 00:15:41.993 --> 00:15:46.961 My God! My God! She's wonderful. My God! 140 00:15:47.393 --> 00:15:49.306 I'm climaxing too! 141 00:15:49.435 --> 00:15:52.268 We're all climaxing, here! 142 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:57.195 Take a good look at the corporate stock so we can complete the formalities... 143 00:15:57.560 --> 00:16:00.682 assuming you've read Articles 1, 2, 3 through 12... 144 00:16:00.930 --> 00:16:04.612 omitting Articles 13, 14, 15 through 24... 145 00:16:04.914 --> 00:16:08.557 in front of the full meeting, including the two ex-officio witnesses. 146 00:16:08.847 --> 00:16:12.452 You may proceed with bids for the first share. 147 00:16:12.605 --> 00:16:15.192 I'll open at 100,000 dollars! 148 00:16:15.639 --> 00:16:17.291 One million rubles! 149 00:16:17.494 --> 00:16:20.500 I beg you pardon? I said dollars! 150 00:16:20.500 --> 00:16:21.139 Chinese dollars? 151 00:16:22.270 --> 00:16:23.504 I offer one million dollars! 152 00:16:23.662 --> 00:16:25.135 Why offer so much for such little feet? 153 00:16:25.211 --> 00:16:27.860 What? It's not for the pussy? 154 00:16:27.354 --> 00:16:31.503 No! You don't understand! It's not for the pussy! It's for the feet! 155 00:16:32.164 --> 00:16:34.950 Nyet! I withdraw my offer! 156 00:16:35.366 --> 00:16:36.564 I'll wait for... 157 00:16:36.632 --> 00:16:37.742 the pussy. 158 00:16:37.751 --> 00:16:38.967 You're getting soft? 159 00:16:39.289 --> 00:16:41.865 I'll take the feet for one million dollars! 160 00:16:42.226 --> 00:16:43.685 At last we have a break through! 161 00:16:43.885 --> 00:16:51.304 So, the feet go for one million dollars to the very honorable Dr. Ci Fe Tan Pie! 162 00:16:54.213 --> 00:16:57.651 Now, gentleman, let's open at $200,000. 163 00:16:57.652 --> 00:17:01.958 And since the price will go up, we'll also go up with the body parts! 164 00:17:02.156 --> 00:17:04.301 So, who'll offer more than $200,000? 165 00:17:04.630 --> 00:17:06.406 - $100,000 - $200,000 166 00:17:06.604 --> 00:17:08.295 - $300,000 - $400,000 167 00:17:08.295 --> 00:17:09.317 - $500,000 - $600,000 168 00:17:09.317 --> 00:17:12.378 Let the American have it. 169 00:17:12.949 --> 00:17:14.343 It's still not for the pussy? 170 00:17:14.343 --> 00:17:17.691 You really are stupid! 171 00:17:19.113 --> 00:17:23.949 Why offer so much for her ass? You want the pussy! Now you also want her ass? 172 00:17:24.127 --> 00:17:25.532 Nyet! No ass! 173 00:17:26.500 --> 00:17:28.174 Will you make up your mind, boys? 174 00:17:28.601 --> 00:17:30.958 I confirm my withdraw. 175 00:17:31.236 --> 00:17:35.271 Because the girl hasn't followed a Kazakhstani diet based on... 176 00:17:35.271 --> 00:17:38.400 pickles, Black Sea algae and sour milk... 177 00:17:38.526 --> 00:17:43.175 she'll develop a big belly and a fat ass. 178 00:17:43.413 --> 00:17:45.260 My target is the pussy! 179 00:17:45.385 --> 00:17:46.756 Now you're playing hard to please? 180 00:17:46.784 --> 00:17:48.298 Let's change the subject! 181 00:17:54.345 --> 00:17:56.268 Beautiful! Beautiful!!! 182 00:17:57.901 --> 00:17:59.363 Don't move! Hold still! 183 00:18:19.889 --> 00:18:22.161 My head is spinning! 184 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:34.800 Damn! Now I have a belly ache! 185 00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:37.600 I feel sick... 186 00:19:39.332 --> 00:19:40.953 Sorry. My hat fell off. 187 00:19:46.692 --> 00:19:47.877 What are you doing? 188 00:19:51.795 --> 00:19:52.900 Where are you going? 189 00:20:18.994 --> 00:20:20.270 What are you doing? 190 00:20:21.883 --> 00:20:25.518 The pussywhy don't you let anyone? 191 00:20:32.151 --> 00:20:33.255 What are you doing? 192 00:20:33.374 --> 00:20:34.574 What are you saying? 193 00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:26.108 Well! Now that we've cleared the air, we can resume the negotiations. 194 00:21:26.181 --> 00:21:28.420 So, who will offer more? 195 00:21:28.697 --> 00:21:30.330 I bid one million dollars! 196 00:21:30.330 --> 00:21:32.531 - Why not two? - Okay! Two million! 197 00:21:32.895 --> 00:21:35.781 Wow! You took me for my word! My compliments! 198 00:21:37.898 --> 00:21:40.958 The wise man says, "Hair is stronger than steel." 199 00:21:41.344 --> 00:21:52.239 And now gentlemen, we'll open at $150,000 dollars for the best part. 200 00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:55.264 Everything! I'll give you everything I have! 201 00:21:55.526 --> 00:22:09.965 My castle, servants, the island.. 202 00:22:10.794 --> 00:22:14.903 I'll give you everything! Everything I own! 203 00:22:18.203 --> 00:22:19.896 My compliments, Mr. Cannamozza! 204 00:22:19.964 --> 00:22:24.153 If you didn't leave anything out, sold to Turi Cannamozza from Lupara! 205 00:22:26.539 --> 00:22:30.000 I apologize for the language I'm about to use... 206 00:22:30.489 --> 00:22:33.297 Russian asshole! What a dumb-ass! 207 00:22:33.697 --> 00:22:35.204 That was the time to bid! 208 00:22:35.205 --> 00:22:37.480 You don't understand! I'm waiting for the pussy! 209 00:22:37.782 --> 00:22:38.578 No! You don't understand! 210 00:22:39.407 --> 00:22:43.243 What you were waiting for was just bought by the Sicilian! 211 00:22:43.424 --> 00:22:45.593 What did the Sicilian just buy? 212 00:22:45.972 --> 00:22:52.131 The thing you wanted! Ci coglioni! Her pussy! Pussy! 213 00:22:52.343 --> 00:22:54.130 My pussy? 214 00:22:56.710 --> 00:22:57.811 I cast a veto! 215 00:22:57.984 --> 00:22:59.256 What's this? 216 00:22:59.550 --> 00:23:05.309 I demand the right to check the girl's pussy! 217 00:23:05.369 --> 00:23:07.965 And if you don't grant me this, I'll break your face! 218 00:23:08.646 --> 00:23:13.376 What the fuck are you saying? I don't grant you anything! 219 00:23:13.900 --> 00:23:16.843 Are you crazy? I put all my money into this! 220 00:23:16.876 --> 00:23:18.354 - I'm asking for half. - You'll have to give me the money! 221 00:23:18.497 --> 00:23:20.107 - I'll give you my house! - Money! 222 00:23:20.206 --> 00:23:21.447 - I'll give you my cottage! - Money! 223 00:23:21.448 --> 00:23:23.509 - I'll give you the Steppes! - Money! 224 00:23:23.639 --> 00:23:25.909 - Money! Money! - I'll give you the money! 225 00:23:27.355 --> 00:23:29.438 That's more like it. 226 00:23:29.620 --> 00:23:32.195 You can discuss this in your room! 227 00:23:32.719 --> 00:23:35.300 It's late now, and my baby has to get some rest! 228 00:23:35.600 --> 00:23:41.995 This will give you a chance to discuss all the details! 229 00:23:42.600 --> 00:23:44.965 From this moment, Baby Love belongs to you! 230 00:23:45.207 --> 00:23:48.999 After you've made the down payment, of course! 231 00:23:56.535 --> 00:23:57.823 Gentlemen, good night! 232 00:23:58.143 --> 00:23:59.729 Baby, send the gentlemen a kiss! 233 00:24:04.971 --> 00:24:06.743 Beautiful! Gorgeous!!! 234 00:24:07.703 --> 00:24:09.437 Good night, Baby Love! 235 00:24:13.127 --> 00:24:14.173 Dobre... 236 00:24:18.917 --> 00:24:19.982 Cin cin... 237 00:24:23.761 --> 00:24:24.912 Ciao Mao! 238 00:24:44.981 --> 00:24:49.276 As I already told you, applied sexology is a very tricky subject. 239 00:24:49.898 --> 00:24:53.231 Everyone's eager for knowledge, but doesn't know how to apply it. 240 00:24:54.990 --> 00:24:57.128 Sex is a gift from God! Even the butterflies do it! 241 00:24:58.975 --> 00:25:03.227 We've thoroughly studied the positions that are suitable to pleasure the legitimate male. 242 00:25:04.189 --> 00:25:09.555 The legitimate male is an imbecile who only cares for good food and having his socks mended. 243 00:25:09.842 --> 00:25:14.157 Let's see what can pleasure a woman in exchange for these services. 244 00:25:14.316 --> 00:25:16.703 There's solitary pleasureit's sad. Best to avoid it. 245 00:25:17.187 --> 00:25:19.644 There are some basic rules for beauty. 246 00:25:19.958 --> 00:25:21.722 It's very important to remain beautiful! 247 00:25:21.917 --> 00:25:24.599 And it's not impossible! You just have to remember... 248 00:25:24.712 --> 00:25:28.827 good food is bad for the figure, wine is bad for your complexion, sun damages your skin... 249 00:25:29.800 --> 00:25:32.149 sleep makes you fat, heavy caressing distorts your breasts... 250 00:25:32.150 --> 00:25:34.150 and pregnancy makes your body ugly! 251 00:25:35.127 --> 00:25:37.280 I often feel a strange tingling... 252 00:25:37.290 --> 00:25:40.900 It's completely natural, my dear, even butterflies feel it! 253 00:25:40.100 --> 00:25:45.714 As well as hippos, horses, rhinos, crocodiles, elephants, giraffes, zebras, bees... 254 00:25:45.715 --> 00:25:48.916 whales, flatfish, shellfish and clams! 255 00:26:33.740 --> 00:26:37.276 Now I'm going to ask you a question. I want to see how smart you are! 256 00:26:38.116 --> 00:26:43.187 Do you know what's red and bad for your teeth? 257 00:26:44.909 --> 00:26:50.740 - What could it be? I really have no idea! - Come on, it's easy. 258 00:26:50.759 --> 00:26:53.530 What's red and bad for your teeth? 259 00:26:54.211 --> 00:26:55.575 A brick! 260 00:27:16.391 --> 00:27:23.399 Now, to avoid missing the point and mixing fantasy with reality... 261 00:27:24.250 --> 00:27:26.800 some explanation is necessary. 262 00:27:26.478 --> 00:27:30.600 You should know that in those times, which were actually very similar to ours... 263 00:27:30.596 --> 00:27:34.590 teachers sought to establish a bond of friendship with their students. 264 00:27:34.348 --> 00:27:35.623 Almost like a family. 265 00:27:36.243 --> 00:27:43.162 Ballroom dance was taught, martial arts, Japanese fighting, kung-fu and kung-poo... 266 00:27:44.108 --> 00:27:48.138 as well as Latin,arithmetic, analytics and culinary art. 267 00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:52.468 These lessons often saw the participation of family and friends... 268 00:27:52.513 --> 00:27:56.377 witnessing with good cheer the progress of the young girls. 269 00:27:57.304 --> 00:28:02.923 That's why our four gentlemen, once the Queen allowed them to observe Baby Love's education... 270 00:28:03.330 --> 00:28:10.760 while waiting to return to their superiors and report on the transaction... 271 00:28:10.994 --> 00:28:12.764 decided to linger a while... 272 00:28:12.945 --> 00:28:17.528 giving little thought to the most fruitful moments of their own cultures. 273 00:35:04.726 --> 00:35:07.275 Shhhh! Go! Go! Run! 274 00:35:19.742 --> 00:35:22.711 Who woke me? I was sleeping so nicely! 275 00:37:49.113 --> 00:37:56.879 END OF PART ONE BABY LOVE 276 00:37:58.902 --> 00:38:08.212 PART TWO BABY LOVE 277 00:39:35.523 --> 00:39:42.686 The Queen, as it also happens nowadays, to celebrate the success of the negotiations... 278 00:39:43.244 --> 00:39:47.654 and also to quell the fury of the 4427 mad creditors... 279 00:39:48.610 --> 00:39:50.388 announced a full-dress cocktail party! 280 00:39:51.522 --> 00:39:57.113 It was a very sophisticated affair. 281 00:39:58.167 --> 00:40:01.311 It started at her command. 282 00:40:01.312 --> 00:40:09.686 All the guests, with austere elegance, began dancing to the tune of an ancient waltz. 283 00:40:10.845 --> 00:40:15.618 As you can see, in those times customs weren't very different from our own... 284 00:40:16.148 --> 00:40:18.986 although the waltz was probably performed in a more authentic manner. 285 00:40:19.240 --> 00:40:21.955 More effervescent, more pastoral, more bucolic. 286 00:40:22.227 --> 00:40:24.390 In other words, more rustic! 287 00:41:37.407 --> 00:41:42.607 In those times, like nowadays, people were easily entertained. 288 00:41:43.314 --> 00:41:48.880 So, what with all the tea and biscuits, parties went on 'til morning... 289 00:41:50.760 --> 00:42:00.389 queens got bored and preferred to meditate alone in their chambers! 290 00:44:52.590 --> 00:44:54.820 Oh, he's so handsome! He looks like Tarzan! 291 00:44:57.820 --> 00:44:58.859 And he has such good aim! 292 00:44:59.607 --> 00:45:01.652 Look at him! Such a mysterious expression! 293 00:45:02.438 --> 00:45:04.447 Like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca! 294 00:45:05.443 --> 00:45:06.956 And he may even be intelligent! 295 00:45:08.472 --> 00:45:09.870 Oh, Mama Mia! 296 00:45:38.218 --> 00:45:41.823 Miss Baby Love! Miss Baby Love! 297 00:45:54.143 --> 00:45:55.430 Baby Love! 298 00:45:56.142 --> 00:45:58.515 Miss Helga is waiting for youyour lesson. 299 00:45:58.817 --> 00:46:02.335 I don't give a fuck about the lesson, and all that other bullshit! 300 00:46:07.712 --> 00:46:10.707 I hope you're going to explain yourself! 301 00:46:15.735 --> 00:46:16.801 Well? 302 00:46:16.802 --> 00:46:20.348 It's just I've had enough of analytics, arithmetic and culinary art! 303 00:46:21.405 --> 00:46:25.582 I've been sold off in pieces! My feet, my asseven my pussy. 304 00:46:25.798 --> 00:46:28.866 No! My pussy is mine, and only I will handle it! So there! 305 00:46:28.867 --> 00:46:31.772 And I also have to wash it while wearing this stupid lock! 306 00:46:31.773 --> 00:46:33.591 I mean itI'm fed up! 307 00:46:33.592 --> 00:46:36.996 You've really spanked my pussy! 308 00:46:37.376 --> 00:46:39.205 Listen to her! 309 00:46:39.792 --> 00:46:41.675 What's gotten into your head? 310 00:46:41.909 --> 00:46:45.541 When that cuckold father of yours died... 311 00:46:45.893 --> 00:46:49.433 I explained to you what was necessary to avoid winding up on the street! 312 00:46:49.682 --> 00:46:53.619 Your father left us in a world of shit! You understand that, kid? 313 00:46:53.849 --> 00:46:58.550 And who was it who preserved and maintained this paradise? 314 00:46:58.612 --> 00:47:02.292 It was me! All me! Got it? 315 00:47:02.605 --> 00:47:04.286 I saved this castle! 316 00:47:04.710 --> 00:47:09.994 I had the inspiration to contact those four gentlemen who brought us money! 317 00:47:10.319 --> 00:47:13.614 And again, it was I who found the idiot who wants a virgin bride! 318 00:47:13.786 --> 00:47:15.156 Got it, asshole? 319 00:47:15.476 --> 00:47:18.760 Yes, but I was the one who was sold like a side of beef at an auction! 320 00:47:18.932 --> 00:47:21.614 And I'll be the one getting molested by some dirty old man! 321 00:47:21.737 --> 00:47:24.170 So, if that's all, I won't be taking lessons anymore! 322 00:47:24.200 --> 00:47:26.390 And there's something else that I deserve! 323 00:47:26.780 --> 00:47:28.590 I don't get any pleasure being with that Miss Helga, you know? 324 00:47:28.274 --> 00:47:31.354 "Move here, turn there, face down, face up." 325 00:47:31.609 --> 00:47:32.630 I'm fed up! 326 00:47:32.941 --> 00:47:37.544 And all this just to enrich a filthy provincial whore like you! So there! 327 00:49:13.369 --> 00:49:14.846 Quick! Come with me! 328 00:49:26.711 --> 00:49:28.261 Just calm down! 329 00:49:35.623 --> 00:49:38.967 Yes, let's stop all this violence! 330 00:50:03.495 --> 00:50:06.247 What do you want? What are you looking for? Who are you? 331 00:50:06.907 --> 00:50:10.597 Relax, I'll explain everything! I have a very delicate job for you. 332 00:50:11.364 --> 00:50:14.415 Why are you closing the door? Have you gone mad? 333 00:50:15.745 --> 00:50:18.658 - Will you tell me what you're after? - Give me a hand! 334 00:50:19.409 --> 00:50:20.705 Sit here! 335 00:50:20.814 --> 00:50:23.929 - I'm not an obstetrician! - Have you ever seen anything like this? 336 00:50:24.216 --> 00:50:26.201 What is this? Today's fashion in panties? 337 00:50:29.737 --> 00:50:32.233 - What do you want me to do? - We want you to open it! 338 00:50:32.268 --> 00:50:33.943 - How? - With a wedge! 339 00:50:33.978 --> 00:50:38.270 - You want me to give her a wedgie? - Wedge, dumb-ass! An iron wedge! 340 00:50:41.954 --> 00:50:43.304 Is this okay? 341 00:50:43.486 --> 00:50:44.668 Hammer! 342 00:50:46.383 --> 00:50:47.585 Go ahead! 343 00:50:55.311 --> 00:50:57.909 Ouch! Fuck it! 344 00:50:59.150 --> 00:51:00.569 I broke a tooth! 345 00:51:02.915 --> 00:51:07.766 - Miss Helgatold me - Never mind Miss Helga. 346 00:51:08.573 --> 00:51:10.510 You can tell her about this later! 347 00:51:56.503 --> 00:51:58.256 Sssshhhh! Silently! 348 00:52:12.932 --> 00:52:16.236 Silence! Just say good night and leave! 349 00:52:16.371 --> 00:52:17.398 What is she doing? 350 00:52:18.242 --> 00:52:20.257 She's sleeping! 351 00:52:26.214 --> 00:52:30.300 It's a trick! This isn't Baby Love! 352 00:52:50.860 --> 00:52:53.133 - Where is Baby Love? - We want an explanation! 353 00:52:53.809 --> 00:52:57.278 In Russia we have a saying, "Bitch!" 354 00:52:57.715 --> 00:52:59.594 Wretch! 355 00:53:00.531 --> 00:53:02.918 Unfortunately, those are the facts, gentlemen. 356 00:53:03.521 --> 00:53:05.593 And no one is more mortified than I am! 357 00:53:05.711 --> 00:53:14.106 I came up with this trick, hoping that our corporate stock returned before you noticed. 358 00:53:14.885 --> 00:53:21.190 This is a deceit! We should have been informed as soon as you discovered her absence... 359 00:53:21.397 --> 00:53:23.140 in accordance with the contract! 360 00:53:23.150 --> 00:53:26.752 Do you realize what could happen if she's really disappeared? 361 00:53:26.778 --> 00:53:29.732 What should we tell our administrative board? 362 00:53:29.916 --> 00:53:31.175 That we've been screwed??? 363 00:53:31.176 --> 00:53:36.298 The contract said to perform alternate checks. I took my precautions. Did you? 364 00:53:36.676 --> 00:53:40.964 Our precautions were beyond reproach, like my sense of smell, my perfumed lady! 365 00:53:40.965 --> 00:53:44.231 What perfumed lady? She's a scumbag! 366 00:53:44.651 --> 00:53:51.638 First she sucked the builder's money, then she sucked our money... 367 00:53:51.879 --> 00:53:53.970 and now she's sucking all four of our cocks!!! 368 00:53:54.229 --> 00:53:56.934 - Remember that I'm still a lady! - Yes! The Lady of Whores! 369 00:53:56.934 --> 00:53:58.650 I won't allow you to speak to me like that! 370 00:53:58.651 --> 00:54:02.680 If you'll permit me to say so, we're wasting time arguing. 371 00:54:02.947 --> 00:54:07.250 Right! And I think I must punish the one who betrayed our trust... 372 00:54:07.678 --> 00:54:10.267 like Ivan the Terrible. 373 00:54:10.645 --> 00:54:12.643 In Russia we have a saying... 374 00:54:12.805 --> 00:54:15.341 "Punishment should apply to women who are too sly." 375 00:54:15.898 --> 00:54:18.680 That's all I have to say. 376 00:54:18.175 --> 00:54:21.609 If I may be allowed to say so, I have Chinese torture for the perfumed lady. 377 00:54:21.610 --> 00:54:25.401 Terrible, economical torture, like a garden of torture! 378 00:54:25.597 --> 00:54:27.750 Have you all gone insane? 379 00:54:27.634 --> 00:54:29.143 You want to put me against the wall? 380 00:54:29.257 --> 00:54:30.737 I explain. 381 00:54:31.121 --> 00:54:34.217 You certainly have a flower vase in the garden. 382 00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:40.707 You certainly have a big hungry rat in the cellar. 383 00:54:40.920 --> 00:54:45.600 So, we put rat in vase, we put lady's perfumed ass on vase... 384 00:54:45.251 --> 00:54:47.592 and then we put a flame in bottom of vase. 385 00:54:47.803 --> 00:54:51.551 Rat gets crazy and goes up into lady's ass to avoid flame! 386 00:54:51.782 --> 00:54:53.773 Simple! Economical! Guaranteed to work! 387 00:54:53.774 --> 00:54:58.561 My God! Why don't you take an enema with muriatic acid!!!! 388 00:55:00.500 --> 00:55:03.381 Listen boys, let's try to meet in the middle here. 389 00:55:03.779 --> 00:55:06.903 We share equal responsibility for her disappearance. 390 00:55:08.409 --> 00:55:11.264 What the hell were your secret services doing? 391 00:55:11.531 --> 00:55:14.543 Well, I can follow the trail with my nose! 392 00:55:16.601 --> 00:55:20.690 Can I have Baby Love's panties? 393 00:55:31.377 --> 00:55:32.591 Now then... 394 00:55:35.423 --> 00:55:36.978 What's he doing? 395 00:55:37.552 --> 00:55:38.762 That way! 396 00:55:38.763 --> 00:55:41.958 Come! Come! Over here! Come! Come! 397 00:55:55.626 --> 00:55:59.754 Victorian relics, French comedies, Pirandellian horns... 398 00:55:59.754 --> 00:56:03.305 Scandinavian graveyard runes, transcriptions, reductions... 399 00:56:03.306 --> 00:56:08.677 interpolations, storytelling. Myth doesn't have any form of objectification with mere words. 400 00:56:08.855 --> 00:56:11.635 Scenic action is the authentic poetic truth! 401 00:56:11.803 --> 00:56:16.433 Theater reveals the truth through improvisation! Not merely criticism of the truth! 402 00:56:16.694 --> 00:56:18.733 It's a stage as big as the world! 403 00:56:18.892 --> 00:56:23.960 Lustful as a dream of De Sade, colorful as the newborn mushrooms after the first autumn rain. 404 00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:26.567 Truth! Like a sow breastfeeding its piglets! 405 00:56:38.990 --> 00:56:42.467 An artist needs conflicts, doubts, or he would sin against himself. 406 00:57:07.394 --> 00:57:11.749 Baby Love is going to meet her lover... 407 00:57:11.750 --> 00:57:24.820 who, hoping to stop her pursuers, went to the castle with false evidence of the girl's death. 408 00:57:44.181 --> 00:57:51.564 But the four hounds, led by Ci Fe Ten Pie's infallible smell, are on the trail of Baby Love. 409 00:57:52.813 --> 00:58:02.341 That's it! I've had enough of your infallible sense of smell! Just shut up! 410 00:58:02.640 --> 00:58:04.554 You shut up! You all shut up! 411 00:58:04.825 --> 00:58:06.983 Shut up? Damn my soul! How dare you? 412 00:58:07.162 --> 00:58:11.462 You should put a hole in your skull to drain out your incompetent fear! 413 00:58:11.629 --> 00:58:17.791 How dare you, miserable plebeian, interrupting the sublime acuity of a genius... 414 00:58:17.973 --> 00:58:22.705 the mystical inspiration of an artist, the enchanted ictus of a poet. 415 00:58:22.991 --> 00:58:25.175 You're fired! Don't ever show your face here again! 416 00:58:25.313 --> 00:58:28.603 You'll never be able to understand the revolutionary spirit of my theater! 417 00:58:28.728 --> 00:58:35.200 No Mirandolina, no Brecht, no Iris, no Shakespeare, no Chekov, no Pirandello! 418 00:58:35.402 --> 00:58:40.285 New theater! Participatory! Collective! Dynamic! Cyanotic! 419 00:58:55.621 --> 00:58:57.709 I smell Baby Love! She's near! 420 00:59:05.901 --> 00:59:08.436 I swear! She's near! 421 00:59:08.616 --> 00:59:10.593 Baby Love? What is Baby Love doing? 422 00:59:10.786 --> 00:59:14.330 You don't believe me? I smell her! She's near! I swear! 423 00:59:14.456 --> 00:59:18.113 It's the truth! My smell is never wrong! 424 00:59:43.304 --> 00:59:46.598 I am clever! Why is everyone angry at poor Chinaman? 425 00:59:49.259 --> 00:59:50.426 Silence! 426 00:59:50.427 --> 00:59:51.682 To everyone his own role! 427 00:59:51.754 --> 00:59:56.629 I am the protagonist, the stage technician, the electrician, the director, the handyman... 428 00:59:56.777 --> 00:59:59.544 the administrator, the author, the censor and the audience! 429 00:59:59.803 --> 01:00:01.425 Why didn't Hamlet kill his mother? 430 01:00:01.588 --> 01:00:04.985 Why did a mother poison her husband to fornicate with his brother? 431 01:00:05.355 --> 01:00:07.709 Liberating action! That is the synthesis! 432 01:00:07.946 --> 01:00:14.369 Eros to the end! Explosion of sexual instincts! Joie de vivre! Escape, crime, liberation! 433 01:00:14.759 --> 01:00:19.874 What's the use of fornicating? It fucks up your brain, your ideas, your voice! 434 01:00:20.228 --> 01:00:22.197 Fornicating is the antithesis of art! 435 01:00:22.433 --> 01:00:25.172 I will leave this ungrateful world in which no one understands me! 436 01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:29.804 Suicide for art's sake! You have to actually die in order to make death real! 437 01:00:30.670 --> 01:00:33.767 And I shall punish my lust, because an actor has to be like a priest! 438 01:00:33.902 --> 01:00:37.199 I have sinned! I have fornicated! 439 01:00:37.200 --> 01:00:39.963 How many times, my son? Countless times! 440 01:00:40.158 --> 01:00:44.230 Shame on you! Shame! That's why you couldn't achieve fame! 441 01:00:44.418 --> 01:00:50.254 Fornicating! Fornicating is the failure of art! Repent! I'll say it again... 442 01:00:50.254 --> 01:00:55.540 Fornicating is the failure of art! 443 01:01:19.106 --> 01:01:23.300 Where the hell have you been? Who gave you permission to leave my castle? 444 01:01:23.802 --> 01:01:28.360 I beg your forgiveness, my Queen, but something was going on in the woods. 445 01:01:28.850 --> 01:01:30.425 That doesn't give you the right to disobey my orders. 446 01:01:30.823 --> 01:01:33.491 I didn't mean to leave the castle. 447 01:01:33.801 --> 01:01:36.461 I did it because I heard a woman crying out for help. 448 01:01:36.809 --> 01:01:43.460 I rushed there, and what I saw was terrible! 449 01:01:43.339 --> 01:01:46.377 There were enormous footprints, torn up vegetation and broken tree branches. 450 01:01:46.497 --> 01:01:50.952 What a cute story! You're telling me you met King Kong? 451 01:01:51.197 --> 01:01:55.152 Don't joke! I'm serious! There was blood all over the place! 452 01:01:55.333 --> 01:01:56.920 Even on the branches! 453 01:01:57.121 --> 01:02:01.719 Following the trail, I came to a waterfall, where I found this. 454 01:02:02.226 --> 01:02:03.854 It was still covered in blood! Look! 455 01:02:04.381 --> 01:02:06.889 Here's the proof! Are you convinced now? 456 01:02:16.193 --> 01:02:17.938 But this is Baby Love's belt! 457 01:02:20.137 --> 01:02:21.632 Yes! It's hers! 458 01:02:23.296 --> 01:02:24.608 She's dead! 459 01:02:24.800 --> 01:02:28.470 Holy shit! Satan! Satan! I thank you! 460 01:02:28.677 --> 01:02:31.306 I'm rid of that dumbass monkey at last! 461 01:02:31.466 --> 01:02:34.130 And now it's those four buffoons' turn! 462 01:02:34.185 --> 01:02:35.414 I'm rich! 463 01:02:35.469 --> 01:02:38.705 I'll throw a party that would make Messalina and Pipino the Short blush! 464 01:02:38.794 --> 01:02:40.275 I'll cover you in gold! 465 01:02:40.314 --> 01:02:42.807 Don't get your hopes up, my Queen! I won't be staying with you! 466 01:02:42.922 --> 01:02:48.284 As you wish. It's your loss! You don't deserve to live like a prince! 467 01:02:48.574 --> 01:02:53.757 You poor fool! No one can refuse my hospitality! 468 01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:57.456 You won't get out of this castle alive! 469 01:02:57.846 --> 01:03:00.209 You're wrong! I'm leaving, whether you allow it or not! 470 01:03:00.386 --> 01:03:05.136 The only way you'll leave here... 471 01:03:06.227 --> 01:03:07.381 is dead! 472 01:05:57.127 --> 01:05:58.294 Gentlemen... 473 01:05:58.371 --> 01:06:03.666 our corporate stock, our beloved Baby Love, the destined bride, the flower of virginity... 474 01:06:03.921 --> 01:06:05.195 is dead!!! 475 01:06:05.196 --> 01:06:07.520 The only thing that's left of her is this relic. 476 01:06:07.936 --> 01:06:12.259 In accordance with the contract, Article 13, Section A, Paragraph 2, which stipulates that... 477 01:06:12.447 --> 01:06:15.672 in case of death, everything must be maintained in its current status. 478 01:06:16.590 --> 01:06:20.284 Therefore, I will retain the million dollars you deposited... 479 01:06:20.973 --> 01:06:24.282 and ask that you immediately leave the castle! 480 01:06:25.124 --> 01:06:32.610 Your continued presence will remind me too much of my beloved, sweet, adorable Baby Love! 481 01:06:33.597 --> 01:06:36.160 In other wordsbe gone! 482 01:06:41.437 --> 01:06:46.201 Perfumed lady, may I be allowed to smell the belt? 483 01:06:46.520 --> 01:06:47.967 It's your right! 484 01:07:57.695 --> 01:08:02.223 Yes! It belongs to Baby Love! My smell is never wrong! 485 01:09:05.749 --> 01:09:11.322 Oh! The pain! The pain! 486 01:09:31.739 --> 01:09:35.284 Baby Love is dead! 487 01:10:44.972 --> 01:10:48.800 Blindfolded menyou're half condemned! 488 01:10:48.560 --> 01:10:51.150 Mania with cock. You're out of here, don't knock! 489 01:13:13.760 --> 01:13:16.401 Baby Love had jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire! 490 01:13:17.386 --> 01:13:24.497 In fact, the crazy guy had an even crazier brother called The Wizard of Passo Di Brione! 491 01:13:25.455 --> 01:13:31.503 It's a fact that back then, like nowadays, village girls liked to entertain themselves. 492 01:13:31.826 --> 01:13:39.821 That's why the Wizard could arrange innocent para-pussyology sessions with great success! 493 01:13:40.318 --> 01:13:44.873 Sadly, Baby Love knew next to nothing about para-pussyology! 494 01:13:45.426 --> 01:13:51.536 And her thirst for knowledge was regularly thwarted by the advanced students! 495 01:13:52.488 --> 01:13:56.130 Oh! Nice! Very nice! I want to try too! 496 01:13:57.731 --> 01:14:01.817 Away! Get away! Take her away! 497 01:14:05.510 --> 01:14:09.274 Away! Away! Cursed woman! You're not a member of my cult! 498 01:14:09.359 --> 01:14:12.107 Help! Help! 499 01:14:13.406 --> 01:14:16.889 Let me out of here! 500 01:14:58.533 --> 01:15:01.299 That crazy woman plays Middle-Ages and like a moron I played along! 501 01:15:08.672 --> 01:15:10.749 I deserved it! Bloody hell! 502 01:15:18.390 --> 01:15:20.750 Get me out of here! 503 01:17:09.560 --> 01:17:13.641 Theater must be explicit communication, not allusive theory! 504 01:17:13.823 --> 01:17:18.300 It must be externalization of the ego, spontaneous alternative of the collective... 505 01:17:18.467 --> 01:17:22.282 managed with an upward impulse from subconscious to conscious! 506 01:17:22.605 --> 01:17:27.417 To dishevel wigs! Theater is life! Theater is the soul! 507 01:17:27.949 --> 01:17:30.197 Stop that damned gibberish! 508 01:17:30.631 --> 01:17:32.546 I contest! I protest! I rebel! 509 01:17:32.667 --> 01:17:37.115 Mars is in astral conjunction with Saturn! In triangulation with Aries! In conjunction with Virgo! 510 01:17:37.487 --> 01:17:39.769 Taurus is in opposition with Gemini! 511 01:17:39.970 --> 01:17:44.526 My oracles have spoken! Curses and misfortunes on this temple! 512 01:17:44.871 --> 01:17:48.111 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 513 01:17:48.500 --> 01:17:52.399 Don't listen to this crazy man, his oracles or his prophecies! 514 01:17:52.865 --> 01:17:55.313 33 curses will fall on his madness! 515 01:17:55.578 --> 01:17:59.697 I am the king, the protagonist, I cannot be struck down by such as him! 516 01:17:59.842 --> 01:18:08.900 You, with your hemorrhoids, boils, lack of skills and mediocre mind are only worthy... 517 01:18:08.275 --> 01:18:11.857 to take the dog out to piss, prepare the sandwiches and clean the toilets! 518 01:18:12.370 --> 01:18:14.508 You'll never get any further than that, you ballerina's constipated brain! 519 01:18:14.596 --> 01:18:17.707 Hello! Lunch is served! Hello! Dinner is served! 520 01:18:17.970 --> 01:18:20.511 To be or not to be. My kingdom for a horse. 521 01:18:37.988 --> 01:18:42.320 You're like all Italians! You show them a little kindness and they try to take advantage! 522 01:18:42.702 --> 01:18:46.520 I just came to let you out because we have a mission. 523 01:18:46.486 --> 01:18:47.756 We must find Baby Love! 524 01:18:48.143 --> 01:18:49.514 Please! Stop! 525 01:18:50.180 --> 01:18:51.265 Stop it! 526 01:18:51.399 --> 01:18:52.541 There are people are coming! 527 01:18:52.736 --> 01:18:56.537 It's them! The four crows! We must follow them to find Baby Love! 528 01:18:57.679 --> 01:18:59.664 Will you stop it? 529 01:19:04.236 --> 01:19:05.651 Just one kiss and then you must stop! 530 01:19:28.689 --> 01:19:33.579 Yes! Yes! My smell never fails! It never fails! 531 01:23:39.828 --> 01:23:41.630 This is theater! 532 01:23:41.640 --> 01:23:45.174 Because theater is liberating action, creative action, inspiring action! 533 01:23:45.179 --> 01:23:48.880 Words are useless! Expression is action! 534 01:23:48.313 --> 01:23:53.121 Silence expresses everything: anger, youth, strength, sensuality, life, death. 535 01:23:54.710 --> 01:23:57.650 I'm a genius! 536 01:24:00.952 --> 01:24:04.629 - Who are you? What do you want? - We want Baby Love back! 537 01:24:05.533 --> 01:24:07.723 Look at where my baby ended up!!! 538 01:24:07.893 --> 01:24:12.334 Baby Love, you silly girl! Get off that stage! You have more serious things to do! 539 01:24:12.508 --> 01:24:14.865 Shut up when you talk to me! I rule here! 540 01:24:15.820 --> 01:24:17.905 This is my temple! You won't be stealing my female lead! 541 01:24:18.199 --> 01:24:19.664 Go away! 542 01:24:19.873 --> 01:24:23.480 - What is he saying? How dare he? - You can't abduct Baby Love! 543 01:24:36.803 --> 01:24:38.592 Stop it! Stop it! 544 01:24:40.259 --> 01:24:42.141 Will you just stop it? 545 01:24:42.501 --> 01:24:44.177 What is all this noise? 546 01:24:44.488 --> 01:24:46.116 She'll be the one to decide! 547 01:24:46.384 --> 01:24:48.724 You'll never have my Baby Love, buffoon... 548 01:24:48.876 --> 01:24:53.103 because I'm her mother! Because only I know all that I have given her! 549 01:24:53.304 --> 01:24:59.797 - I call on your democratic spirit! - In Russia we say- In Sicily we say... 550 01:25:00.823 --> 01:25:02.747 If you choose calmly and wisely... 551 01:25:02.995 --> 01:25:04.888 you'll see everything will be okay! 552 01:25:04.889 --> 01:25:06.330 Believe me! 553 01:25:49.971 --> 01:25:53.104 With whom shall I do theater now? 554 01:25:53.211 --> 01:25:58.827 I've found the perfect female lead! Who will ever be able to assume her role? 555 01:25:59.202 --> 01:26:02.197 Me! The Queen! Am I or am I not her mother? 556 01:26:02.892 --> 01:26:06.249 I'm sure you won't miss her! Let me assure you! 557 01:26:07.121 --> 01:26:11.500 "To be or not to be. That is the question" 558 01:26:11.713 --> 01:26:15.724 This is theater! You will prostitute yourselves on the rack! 559 01:26:16.158 --> 01:26:21.480 Sentiments! Genius! Because I am the genius! And this is my theater! 560 01:26:21.636 --> 01:26:22.881 So, all together now... 561 01:26:22.908 --> 01:26:24.297 who will lend me a cigarette? 562 01:26:24.611 --> 01:26:26.130 Let's start rehearsals immediatley! 563 01:26:26.253 --> 01:26:31.239 It will be a modern performance, rebellious, nonconformist, revolutionary! 564 01:26:31.301 --> 01:26:33.422 Yes! I have decided! I have decided! 565 01:26:33.423 --> 01:26:36.132 We'll finally debut my theater! 566 01:26:36.392 --> 01:26:42.777 The theater of life! The theater of the soul! Life! Soul! 567 01:26:56.218 --> 01:27:03.340 But who is there, far from clamor and ambition, far from yearning and vanity... 568 01:27:03.621 --> 01:27:05.453 that lives the true life? 569 01:27:05.951 --> 01:27:09.797 Now the two lovers are happy in the simple flow of days... 570 01:27:10.309 --> 01:27:11.432 as the Lord commanded. 571 01:27:12.355 --> 01:27:15.847 "Woman, you shall bring water to bake the bread. 572 01:27:16.572 --> 01:27:20.771 "Man, you shall chop wood to feed the fire." 573 01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:07.621 Adapted from subtitles originally created by VaccaStracca 49146

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