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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:18,287 Mariano! 2 00:01:32,247 --> 00:01:34,442 Stop it! Stop it, my son. 3 00:01:35,407 --> 00:01:38,659 When will you stop risking your life for the love of a horse? 4 00:01:39,127 --> 00:01:42,080 Do fight battles far more helpful to your family. 5 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:44,678 Instead of taming horses, 6 00:01:44,847 --> 00:01:47,156 get married, and tame a wife. 7 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:49,962 Seven princesses are awaiting you. 8 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:56,400 The preparations for the tournament are not enough to justify your humiliating absence. 9 00:01:56,847 --> 00:02:00,147 It is now time that you decide to perpetuate this breed 10 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:03,563 of haughty Spaniards, such as your father was. 11 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,482 And such as you insist on being. 12 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:14,550 The urging to marry came from our king, the king of Spain. 13 00:02:15,087 --> 00:02:17,817 Tell the king that I don't need him, to find me a wife. 14 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:21,641 That's not the answer you can give to the king. - Then find another. 15 00:02:23,749 --> 00:02:24,881 Mariano... 16 00:02:39,247 --> 00:02:40,386 The gate! 17 00:03:24,686 --> 00:03:28,667 ONCE UPON A TIME... 18 00:06:50,487 --> 00:06:51,887 Brother Joseph, 19 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:56,420 brother Joseph, you've been in ecstasy for an hour! It's bad for your health! 20 00:06:56,538 --> 00:07:00,172 Brother Joseph, there's still the whole church to clean! 21 00:07:00,916 --> 00:07:02,760 Will you come down, yes or no? 22 00:07:06,807 --> 00:07:08,445 Brother Joseph! 23 00:07:10,407 --> 00:07:12,204 Brother Joseph! 24 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:20,917 Brother Joseph, come down! 25 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:26,357 Don't make me raise my voice, or you'll fall and break your neck! 26 00:08:11,303 --> 00:08:14,304 Hooray brother Joseph who leads us in paradise! 27 00:08:28,461 --> 00:08:29,661 Be quiet! 28 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:33,107 What're you looking for? 29 00:08:33,979 --> 00:08:35,116 My horse. 30 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,575 Are you sure? 31 00:08:39,927 --> 00:08:41,980 Of course. - Brother Joseph... 32 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,357 Off, off! Go on, go on! 33 00:08:44,688 --> 00:08:46,355 Go, kids, go on! 34 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:49,785 My son, 35 00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:52,630 God's ways are many. 36 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:57,202 Today you've lost something so that maybe tomorrow you'll find something else. 37 00:08:57,272 --> 00:09:00,058 Brother Joseph. - I'm coming, I'm coming! 38 00:09:00,128 --> 00:09:02,886 You have to feed the chickens! - Here I am! 39 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,483 Don't touch anything! Wait! 40 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,808 But how should I tell you not to touch the sugar? 41 00:09:15,247 --> 00:09:18,356 You're always hungry, and then you never eat. 42 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:21,526 Brother! What did you mean before? 43 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,700 I need nothing but my horse. - That's what you think. 44 00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:27,814 What do I need then? Tell me. - Many things. 45 00:09:28,687 --> 00:09:30,215 A wife for example! 46 00:09:32,087 --> 00:09:34,999 You too want me married? - No, not I! 47 00:09:36,487 --> 00:09:39,524 But I know why you can never make a decision: 48 00:09:39,807 --> 00:09:43,225 The woman you can love must have an impossible character, 49 00:09:43,847 --> 00:09:45,220 just like yours. 50 00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:49,483 I always do what I want to do. It's my custom. - Always? 51 00:09:53,683 --> 00:09:56,097 Get down, they're not ready! 52 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,217 Be quiet, there aren't any! 53 00:09:58,607 --> 00:10:01,565 There are no more! Stop it, stop! 54 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:05,877 Here, take this flour, 55 00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:09,403 and we shall see if you can always do what you want to do! 56 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:13,697 When you get hungry, you ask someone to make you seven dumplings. 57 00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:16,424 And if you're able to eat all seven, 58 00:10:16,993 --> 00:10:18,543 it means I was wrong. 59 00:10:18,967 --> 00:10:20,764 Tommaso! Antonio! 60 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,967 What's so difficult about eating seven dumplings? 61 00:10:24,447 --> 00:10:25,697 It's difficult. 62 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:27,588 It's difficult! 63 00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:33,627 Go on, children, put the saddle on Serafino! 64 00:10:35,648 --> 00:10:40,345 Come on, son, your journey may be long, and you'd better take Serafino. 65 00:10:43,447 --> 00:10:47,919 When you don't need him anymore, just tell him to go home, he'll find his way. 66 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,411 And don't forget! 67 00:10:57,647 --> 00:11:00,684 You must eat all seven dumplings! 68 00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,502 Come on! 69 00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:06,762 Come on, there is my horse! 70 00:12:07,013 --> 00:12:08,902 Come on, run, run! 71 00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:16,869 Run! 72 00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:34,438 My horse! 73 00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:43,941 Hey! 74 00:12:46,247 --> 00:12:47,547 That's my horse! 75 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:51,846 How can it be yours? Can't you see this is a nobleman's horse? 76 00:12:52,662 --> 00:12:54,312 Why, you're a nobleman? 77 00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:03,002 I'm the Prince. Ruler of all these lands. 78 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,626 As far as the eye can see. 79 00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:08,725 Yeah! And I'm the Queen Isabella of Spain. 80 00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:11,497 You're a thief, and I should punish you. 81 00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:14,684 Take that stuff off my horse and load it on the donkey. A gift to you. 82 00:13:14,818 --> 00:13:16,644 You'd like the exchange, huh? 83 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:20,200 Ah! Come on. Come on, boy! 84 00:13:26,607 --> 00:13:28,646 You ever saw a donkey with an Arab saddle? 85 00:13:28,716 --> 00:13:32,617 That stuff is stolen, you're a thief! That's all you Spanish can do! 86 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,520 Hey! Hey! Keep your hands off my horse! 87 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:49,191 You see it's not your horse? He doesn't know you! 88 00:14:12,007 --> 00:14:13,871 Bueno! Quiet. 89 00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:15,953 Quiet... 90 00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:13,527 Quiet! 91 00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:15,476 Quiet! 92 00:15:19,727 --> 00:15:20,733 Good boy! 93 00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:27,018 Serafino, get back to the convent! 94 00:15:32,607 --> 00:15:34,957 But.. You said I can have the donkey! 95 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:38,137 It's not mine. - But you gave it to me before! 96 00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:39,997 Before it was before. 97 00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:18,737 Put that stuff on the horse, I'll go with you. 98 00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:19,862 No! 99 00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:25,920 Those are the Prince's men! 100 00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:32,697 They're searching for his horse! - So I was right, you're a thief! 101 00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:36,131 Hey! Where are you taking me? 102 00:16:38,007 --> 00:16:39,117 Where... 103 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:50,147 Shut up! You know what the Spanish do to thieves when they catch them? 104 00:16:50,688 --> 00:16:54,030 First, they cut off their ears.. and then their nose. 105 00:16:55,407 --> 00:16:57,704 What do I care? You're the thief! 106 00:17:00,577 --> 00:17:01,881 Get off me! 107 00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:48,713 Leave me alone! 108 00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:55,811 Hey! 109 00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:43,927 You want to drink? 110 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,666 You hangman! 111 00:21:23,327 --> 00:21:26,759 Go away! The soldiers may find you here outside my home! 112 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,208 Then let me in. 113 00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:30,046 Never in my home! 114 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:56,073 Take this flour, make me seven dumplings. - There's no water! 115 00:22:56,847 --> 00:22:59,897 I'll get you some. Give me something to put it in. 116 00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:06,289 Anything to get rid of you! Here! 117 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,203 Here's the water. 118 00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:27,324 Here, take the pot too, but go away! 119 00:24:33,527 --> 00:24:35,937 I asked you to make me seven dumplings! 120 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:37,015 And so? 121 00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:39,163 How many are there? - Seven. 122 00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:40,933 Can you count? 123 00:24:43,462 --> 00:24:46,045 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 124 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,839 One, two, 125 00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:51,606 three, four, 126 00:24:51,847 --> 00:24:53,097 five, six. 127 00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:56,271 6 or 7, it's the same thing. Eat and go away, or else I eat them myself! 128 00:24:56,341 --> 00:24:59,842 It's not the same thing. Where is the seventh dumpling? 129 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:04,274 I don't have it. A chicken must have eaten it. 130 00:25:05,127 --> 00:25:07,977 Where's the seventh dumpling? - I don't know! 131 00:25:08,047 --> 00:25:10,217 What do you want from me? First the horse! 132 00:25:10,287 --> 00:25:13,723 Now the dumplings! From this morning you gave me no peace! 133 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,267 Either you give me the seventh dumpling, 134 00:25:18,675 --> 00:25:20,595 or I die. - Die, then! 135 00:25:35,964 --> 00:25:38,649 Look what I got to go through this morning! 136 00:25:43,311 --> 00:25:44,521 Hey, get up! 137 00:25:45,407 --> 00:25:46,635 Stand up! 138 00:25:50,487 --> 00:25:52,165 Hey! Answer me. 139 00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:53,992 Say something! 140 00:25:54,927 --> 00:25:56,440 Where's the dumpling? 141 00:25:57,967 --> 00:25:59,972 You're trying to drive me crazy! 142 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,567 Now I'll fix you! 143 00:26:02,047 --> 00:26:06,061 People! Quickly! A Spanish knight died in front of my house! 144 00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:12,196 Hey, come! Hurry! 145 00:26:13,007 --> 00:26:14,073 Hurry! 146 00:26:14,927 --> 00:26:16,280 Come out! 147 00:26:16,447 --> 00:26:19,245 A Spanish knight died in front of my house! 148 00:26:22,327 --> 00:26:26,227 Don't budge now, or they'll kill you just because you're a Spaniard! 149 00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:35,267 Who's this? Where did he come from? - A Spaniard! What's he doing here? 150 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:41,017 What did you do? You killed a Spaniard? - We gotta hide him! 151 00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:43,177 Before lots of soldiers come! 152 00:26:43,247 --> 00:26:45,874 She's right! - They'll burn us all. 153 00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:47,242 He's right! 154 00:26:48,647 --> 00:26:50,297 Hey! Look at that ring! 155 00:26:50,453 --> 00:26:53,643 Cut off his finger! - Hey! Are you crazy? - Run, run! 156 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:55,863 Where you going? Let go the ring! 157 00:27:04,009 --> 00:27:05,339 We gotta share! 158 00:27:05,548 --> 00:27:07,944 It's everybody's! - No, it's mine! 159 00:27:12,607 --> 00:27:15,599 See what you've done? They'll make you die for real! 160 00:27:15,915 --> 00:27:17,670 Where's the 7th dumpling? 161 00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:20,500 Come on, let's hide it! - What are you going to do? 162 00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:24,057 It must disappear! It must disappear before the soldiers come! 163 00:27:24,127 --> 00:27:28,120 Hurry up! They'll burn us all! They'll burn us all! 164 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,500 Come on guys! Come on! 165 00:27:34,127 --> 00:27:37,360 Before they burn us all! Dig, dig! 166 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:41,327 Hurry up! Women and children, lock yourselves inside the houses! 167 00:27:50,327 --> 00:27:53,717 Hey! You really want to be interred just for a dumpling? 168 00:27:53,887 --> 00:27:54,922 Yes! 169 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,904 I know nothing! 170 00:29:38,647 --> 00:29:42,879 Isabella! For a miserable dumpling, you lost a prince! 171 00:29:44,767 --> 00:29:46,962 How do you know he was a prince? 172 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:49,497 I'm old, and I know a thing or two! 173 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:53,082 Isabella, it's character that helps form our destiny, 174 00:29:53,247 --> 00:29:55,297 and you got an awful character! 175 00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:57,867 That's not true! I was hungry, I ate it! 176 00:29:58,241 --> 00:30:02,479 Then keep the dumpling now! - Wait! Wait! 177 00:30:03,393 --> 00:30:05,928 How do I get him back? - How would I know! 178 00:30:08,327 --> 00:30:13,037 Tonight is not like any other night. Perhaps there is someone who knows! 179 00:30:13,293 --> 00:30:15,289 But who? Who? 180 00:30:16,527 --> 00:30:19,439 Look, take me with you, I want to know where he is! 181 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:41,477 You see them? They're there! Come on, let's go! 182 00:30:45,487 --> 00:30:48,137 Hey! Don't mention the Madonna, for no reason! 183 00:30:48,207 --> 00:30:49,537 What! The Madonna? 184 00:30:49,607 --> 00:30:52,665 Don't name her, or the witches won't help you! 185 00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:56,127 Neither God, nor Madonna, or saints! 186 00:30:56,247 --> 00:30:59,081 They don't want to hear of them. Remember that! 187 00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:00,202 Alright. 188 00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:03,766 You're afraid? 189 00:31:04,047 --> 00:31:05,086 No. 190 00:31:07,207 --> 00:31:08,686 Now you wait here. 191 00:31:10,847 --> 00:31:12,200 The poor thing! 192 00:31:12,673 --> 00:31:15,186 She's afraid of those old hags! 193 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:19,759 But I love her, because she's a good girl, 194 00:31:20,247 --> 00:31:22,747 and I want to help her with all my heart. 195 00:31:23,858 --> 00:31:25,804 Here I am, here I am! 196 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:30,617 Where were you, you old idiot? - Over there! - Lay the brazier, and call Isabella. 197 00:31:34,087 --> 00:31:38,763 Move it! Run! Go, come on! - Just a minute, just a minute! 198 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,365 Isabella! Here! 199 00:31:45,967 --> 00:31:48,122 They're waiting for you. Come! 200 00:31:48,192 --> 00:31:50,011 Isabella! Come! 201 00:31:58,847 --> 00:32:01,430 Draw yourself a circle, 202 00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:04,120 and don't move out of it! 203 00:32:24,247 --> 00:32:26,920 We knew you'd come to us. 204 00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:32,708 What does she want from us, this beautiful girl? 205 00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:35,180 What's her trouble? 206 00:32:38,087 --> 00:32:39,987 It is true that he loves me? 207 00:32:40,118 --> 00:32:41,216 He did... 208 00:32:42,007 --> 00:32:43,076 Did? 209 00:32:44,007 --> 00:32:45,507 And doesn't anymore? 210 00:32:45,988 --> 00:32:47,964 Love is like a wind. 211 00:32:48,647 --> 00:32:51,081 It comes... goes... 212 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,327 She ought to know that! 213 00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:01,125 Make him come back! Cast a spell! 214 00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:05,244 Concettina, how would you try to win a man back? 215 00:33:06,447 --> 00:33:09,696 You must put your tongue in the keyhole of a lock! 216 00:33:09,766 --> 00:33:11,316 Stop, Isabella, stop! 217 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:15,863 What're you saying? The tongue in the keyhole will paralyze him! 218 00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:17,759 There's only one way.. 219 00:33:18,395 --> 00:33:20,637 to win a man back. 220 00:33:22,247 --> 00:33:25,125 Three turns around a stone: 221 00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:29,030 one step ahead.. 222 00:33:29,870 --> 00:33:31,221 half a step back! 223 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:32,605 No! No! No! 224 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,519 Yes! Yes! Yes! 225 00:33:36,087 --> 00:33:41,002 And you must also say: "Love, love, love, 226 00:33:44,127 --> 00:33:46,815 love of my heart, 227 00:33:46,885 --> 00:33:49,217 we'll always be together 228 00:33:49,287 --> 00:33:51,493 until death do us part!" 229 00:33:52,007 --> 00:33:55,158 Stick your tongue in the keyhole of a lock! 230 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:59,317 That's not true! - Yes! The tongue in the keyhole of a lock! 231 00:33:59,387 --> 00:34:00,446 Quiet! 232 00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:02,722 There he is, I see him. 233 00:34:02,847 --> 00:34:04,150 Stop! 234 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:10,146 When the storm came, he took shelter in the convent of the Capuchin nuns. 235 00:34:13,647 --> 00:34:15,444 Now I see him well! 236 00:34:16,247 --> 00:34:18,447 How he's tattered, the poor guy! 237 00:34:19,447 --> 00:34:21,797 He doesn't seem a prince anymore. 238 00:34:22,201 --> 00:34:24,129 And how hungry he is! 239 00:34:26,447 --> 00:34:29,678 Plenty of dishes, but not much to eat... 240 00:34:30,327 --> 00:34:33,770 3 olives, a cheese rind, 241 00:34:34,007 --> 00:34:37,920 a crust of bread, and two radishes. 242 00:34:38,487 --> 00:34:40,668 And how cold he fees! 243 00:34:44,047 --> 00:34:45,261 Oh, Madonna! 244 00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:27,719 What am I to do now? 245 00:35:30,287 --> 00:35:31,655 What did she say? 246 00:35:34,087 --> 00:35:36,123 Three turns around a stone.. 247 00:35:39,247 --> 00:35:43,197 "Three turns around a stone, one step forward, then half step back. " 248 00:35:44,821 --> 00:35:46,190 But which stone? 249 00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:49,051 Damn! What did the other one say? 250 00:35:50,112 --> 00:35:53,177 "Put the tip of your tongue in the keyhole of a lock!" 251 00:36:07,927 --> 00:36:11,177 Oh God, this one doesn't move anymore! He's paralyzed! 252 00:36:11,927 --> 00:36:15,269 Are you feeling ill? He's feeling ill, what do we do? 253 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:20,052 Oh my God, he's paralyzed! - Call the Mother Superior! 254 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,150 Oh, finally! 255 00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:47,782 Go on and pee, my sweet boy! Else the Superior gets angry and sends dad away! 256 00:36:51,327 --> 00:36:54,027 Salvatore, has he done? - He did, he did... 257 00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:59,407 He's done? Oh sweet Jesus, I thank you! Sister, sister, he made it! 258 00:36:59,647 --> 00:37:03,401 He made it, he made it! - He made it! 259 00:37:04,847 --> 00:37:08,825 He made it! Finally, thank God, he made it! 260 00:37:09,819 --> 00:37:11,188 Here, take it. 261 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:15,777 For your illness here's the cure, drink this spirit of the pure, 262 00:37:15,847 --> 00:37:18,281 you will jump and run, and dance, 263 00:37:20,207 --> 00:37:24,883 swallow now, or lose your chance! 264 00:37:29,767 --> 00:37:32,645 This is a spell brought by a woman! 265 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,086 She who charmed you.. 266 00:37:36,519 --> 00:37:38,997 must, with a kiss, disown you! 267 00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:40,523 A kiss! 268 00:37:40,803 --> 00:37:41,892 A kiss! 269 00:37:42,249 --> 00:37:44,299 Let's help him, let's help him! 270 00:37:45,327 --> 00:37:48,046 He's drinking! He's drinking it. 271 00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:03,721 The Spaniards are coming! 272 00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:06,116 The Spaniards are coming! 273 00:38:06,376 --> 00:38:08,949 Now it suits you the house of God, eh? 274 00:38:09,207 --> 00:38:10,824 Hey, where you going? 275 00:38:10,894 --> 00:38:13,744 We're all children of God. - The hell you are! 276 00:38:14,564 --> 00:38:16,010 Come on, run! 277 00:38:16,869 --> 00:38:18,150 Come on, hurry! 278 00:38:25,919 --> 00:38:28,108 It's all of your fault! You killed him! 279 00:38:28,178 --> 00:38:31,786 That's not true, he's alive! They came for the ring that you stole! 280 00:38:31,856 --> 00:38:34,106 She's right! Get the ring out! 281 00:38:38,927 --> 00:38:43,610 Alright, take the ring! It's Isabella who must give it back to the Spaniards! 282 00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:48,162 Yes, she has to return it with her own hands to the soldiers! 283 00:38:49,218 --> 00:38:50,683 I don't want to! 284 00:38:55,247 --> 00:38:58,613 I don't want to! Don't throw me out of the church! 285 00:39:00,927 --> 00:39:02,477 What's going on here? 286 00:39:02,686 --> 00:39:05,560 You take the ring. Put it near the Madonna. 287 00:39:05,630 --> 00:39:07,697 It's sacrilege! It's stolen stuff! 288 00:39:07,767 --> 00:39:12,479 Don't let them take me out of God's house! - It's still God's house out in front! 289 00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:16,539 Stand by the door, it's worth the same. - Open the door! 290 00:39:18,247 --> 00:39:19,485 Open the door! 291 00:39:24,247 --> 00:39:25,488 Let me in! 292 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:30,679 Open the door, and honor the Prince Rodrigo Fernandez Davalos, 293 00:39:30,847 --> 00:39:34,516 your lord, who came to see Isabella Candeloro. 294 00:39:34,687 --> 00:39:36,837 He's come back. - Open the door! 295 00:39:42,287 --> 00:39:43,800 That's Isabella! 296 00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:50,202 Out in the field! All of you! 297 00:40:40,127 --> 00:40:42,152 Are you Isabella Candeloro? 298 00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:43,713 Yes. 299 00:40:50,706 --> 00:40:52,212 Then, come with me. 300 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:58,686 First you will bow and then you will kiss him. - On the hand? 301 00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:01,162 On the lips. - In front of everyone? 302 00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,602 Make them look away, I'm ashamed! 303 00:41:07,451 --> 00:41:10,626 Captain, have them all face to the mountains. 304 00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:13,918 Everybody face the mountains! 305 00:41:14,257 --> 00:41:16,002 Face the mountains! 306 00:41:19,487 --> 00:41:21,603 All of you face the mountains! 307 00:41:25,127 --> 00:41:26,266 Shall we go? 308 00:42:21,404 --> 00:42:22,727 The ring, sire. 309 00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:26,080 Face in the dust! 310 00:42:28,967 --> 00:42:30,958 Face in the dust! 311 00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:38,917 Face in the dust you too, priest! 312 00:42:39,087 --> 00:42:40,537 Face into the dust! 313 00:42:41,967 --> 00:42:45,090 Lower yourself, or they'll burn us all! 314 00:42:57,552 --> 00:42:58,636 Look at me! 315 00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:06,509 Look at me! 316 00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:11,781 This is for the ring! 317 00:43:12,327 --> 00:43:15,125 A village of murderers and thieves! 318 00:43:22,487 --> 00:43:24,237 Face in the dirt you too! 319 00:43:34,724 --> 00:43:35,848 Look at me! 320 00:43:37,927 --> 00:43:39,804 Have you ever seen Satan? 321 00:43:42,883 --> 00:43:46,045 Then you think you have some good angel close to you. 322 00:43:47,979 --> 00:43:49,791 What's the name of this angel? 323 00:43:51,607 --> 00:43:53,007 My Guardian Angel. 324 00:43:53,085 --> 00:43:56,483 And was it your guardian angel who told you to put a curse on me? 325 00:43:56,553 --> 00:43:58,400 No. - Then it was Satan! 326 00:43:58,959 --> 00:43:59,961 No! 327 00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:01,397 Who, then? 328 00:44:05,287 --> 00:44:07,297 The old women. - Witches! 329 00:44:08,727 --> 00:44:09,977 I did it wrong! 330 00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:12,510 I didn't want to paralyze you! 331 00:44:18,487 --> 00:44:19,761 I love you. 332 00:44:36,767 --> 00:44:38,117 Face in the dirt! 333 00:44:38,261 --> 00:44:39,596 My knees hurt! 334 00:44:41,487 --> 00:44:42,877 Face in the dirt! 335 00:44:54,842 --> 00:44:57,447 What kind of men are you? Stand up! 336 00:44:58,607 --> 00:44:59,656 Stand up! 337 00:45:00,482 --> 00:45:01,866 Stop! Stop! 338 00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:09,398 What kind of men are you? Get up, stand up! 339 00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:14,456 If a single one of you dares to stand up, I'll order to shoot! 340 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:20,397 You're good at shouting, but you're a macaroni without salt! 341 00:45:23,647 --> 00:45:24,716 The barrel! 342 00:45:25,967 --> 00:45:29,474 Put me in the barrel, but that won't get you far. I'm not going to die. 343 00:45:29,544 --> 00:45:31,524 I got nine lives, like a cat! 344 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:47,209 You don't even have the guts to do it with your own hands. 345 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,732 She will stay there for five days, on bread and water. 346 00:46:27,898 --> 00:46:30,127 And let no one dare to rescue her! 347 00:46:31,466 --> 00:46:33,755 Afterwards, bring her to my palace. 348 00:47:48,327 --> 00:47:50,477 Isabella, hold on strong. 349 00:48:43,607 --> 00:48:45,298 Isabella in the barrel! 350 00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:13,744 It fell off a ship! - Come on, move! - I'm coming! 351 00:49:17,806 --> 00:49:21,305 Push harder! - Come on, come on! 352 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:28,076 Pasqualino, look what's inside! 353 00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:30,736 This is full, damn it! 354 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,153 I wanna look too! 355 00:49:34,911 --> 00:49:38,071 Hey, guys! There's a woman in here. 356 00:49:40,487 --> 00:49:42,876 Let's open it. Come on, quick! 357 00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:01,161 Who is she? 358 00:50:05,927 --> 00:50:09,300 Either a thief, or a witch. It's them they put in barrels! 359 00:50:09,370 --> 00:50:12,370 She's too pretty. Witches are old and ugly! 360 00:50:13,919 --> 00:50:14,969 She's dead? 361 00:50:20,087 --> 00:50:22,555 She's alive, she's alive! - Let's go! 362 00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:15,741 I'm gonna have a look. 363 00:51:27,138 --> 00:51:28,333 It's salty! 364 00:51:31,047 --> 00:51:33,607 Don't you know that sea water is salty? 365 00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:35,894 Who's ever seen the sea? 366 00:51:36,607 --> 00:51:40,998 So you're not only a witch, but you're also stupid! 367 00:51:42,087 --> 00:51:44,476 Guys, come, there's no danger! 368 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,962 Who are you? Who put you in there? 369 00:51:49,687 --> 00:51:50,796 A prince. 370 00:51:51,407 --> 00:51:52,476 Why? 371 00:51:57,327 --> 00:51:59,404 All princes are no good. 372 00:51:59,829 --> 00:52:02,129 My prince is worse than all of them. 373 00:52:02,447 --> 00:52:04,951 Princes are not men, they're princes. 374 00:52:08,607 --> 00:52:10,857 Where are princes, what do they do? 375 00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:14,377 They ride their horses. - And they eat. - How much they eat! 376 00:52:14,447 --> 00:52:19,177 Maybe tomorrow we'll eat too! There's a tournament, and all the princes go there! 377 00:52:19,247 --> 00:52:20,646 Those stinkers! 378 00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:23,413 Oh, yeah? 379 00:52:26,447 --> 00:52:28,547 Shall we take her too, tomorrow? 380 00:52:28,877 --> 00:52:30,565 Yeah, you're right! 381 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:34,518 If you want to come you'll eat too, but you gotta help us, eh? 382 00:52:36,807 --> 00:52:39,196 You see that ass? It's a bank! 383 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:50,767 Good luck, sire. 384 00:53:05,127 --> 00:53:07,785 Wait here! - We'll wait, don't worry! 385 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:41,966 I declare open the tournament to be held in fair competition 386 00:53:42,128 --> 00:53:44,827 between Moorish princes and Christian princes. 387 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:42,417 How long does it last this horse race? 388 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:43,588 �Qu� dices? 389 00:54:43,899 --> 00:54:45,049 Yeah, sure... 390 00:54:48,647 --> 00:54:50,665 Los caballos... How long? 391 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:53,688 The time of the tournament. 392 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,582 One hour, two hours... 393 00:55:00,211 --> 00:55:01,281 Don't know! 394 00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:03,140 What now, you go away? 395 00:55:07,767 --> 00:55:09,517 I just need half an hour. 396 00:55:09,607 --> 00:55:12,137 I don't understand. I don't understand! 397 00:55:12,207 --> 00:55:13,276 Hey! 398 00:55:14,887 --> 00:55:16,400 What do you want? 399 00:55:18,287 --> 00:55:19,530 Oh, wait! 400 00:55:25,087 --> 00:55:26,653 Now I understand! 401 00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:33,113 No, hey, what did you understand? Hang on. 402 00:55:36,247 --> 00:55:37,766 Guys, come here! 403 00:55:37,988 --> 00:55:40,684 Hurry, here's the money. Take it! 404 00:55:40,967 --> 00:55:43,617 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Raise the donkey's tail. 405 00:55:43,687 --> 00:55:46,617 Hold him and stick it inside! Don't make him bray! 406 00:55:46,687 --> 00:55:49,679 It's done, the donkey is ready! - We can go! 407 00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:52,763 Pascariello, come to Isabella. - Go, Pascariello! 408 00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:54,383 Come on, Pascariello! 409 00:55:57,407 --> 00:55:59,323 Pascariello... Tired! 410 00:55:59,650 --> 00:56:00,850 What's that? 411 00:56:01,287 --> 00:56:04,597 Damn, how do you say tired? - Sleep. He wants to sleep! 412 00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:06,746 Pascariello... 413 00:56:07,487 --> 00:56:09,008 �No comprendo nada! 414 00:56:09,127 --> 00:56:12,159 Now I'll show you. Guys, bring the ass inside. 415 00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:15,620 �No se puede entrar, no se puede! 416 00:56:16,047 --> 00:56:17,605 Pascariello sleeping. 417 00:56:20,327 --> 00:56:22,111 This ass is fairy... 418 00:56:22,294 --> 00:56:23,494 He shits gold! 419 00:56:23,567 --> 00:56:24,896 He shits gold? 420 00:56:25,847 --> 00:56:28,799 Why do you laugh? Don't believe it? Hold on. Come here, 421 00:56:28,869 --> 00:56:30,946 let's show him what we can do. 422 00:56:31,687 --> 00:56:35,037 That's escarole water, it stirs the belly! This stinker! 423 00:57:11,567 --> 00:57:12,629 Get in! 424 00:57:17,194 --> 00:57:18,321 Keep quiet! 425 00:57:30,567 --> 00:57:32,285 Take the donkey, guys. 426 00:57:34,887 --> 00:57:37,037 Gold! It's true! 427 00:57:39,647 --> 00:57:42,947 They're real, they're real! Give it here. You see them? 428 00:57:45,367 --> 00:57:47,323 I want to buy this donkey. 429 00:57:48,127 --> 00:57:51,727 How could you buy him, you? Your masters, they could buy him. 430 00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:01,920 Come with me! - Hey! Guys, come along! 431 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:23,642 Look! - One, two, three... 432 00:58:24,407 --> 00:58:27,524 You're crazy! Come on, guys, come on! 433 00:58:33,047 --> 00:58:35,857 So long, Pascariello! You're a lucky man! 434 00:58:35,927 --> 00:58:39,177 Treat him well, he's delicate! - So long, Pascariello! 435 00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,777 Come on, run! 436 00:58:43,847 --> 00:58:45,803 Stop, there's no more danger! 437 00:58:46,059 --> 00:58:48,837 Take the money, it's yours. Here! 438 00:58:48,907 --> 00:58:50,557 Let's go, let's run away. 439 00:58:52,935 --> 00:58:53,935 And you? 440 00:58:54,005 --> 00:58:55,587 Go, go. Good luck! 441 00:58:56,047 --> 00:58:58,402 Good luck, Isabella! Bye! 442 00:58:59,376 --> 00:59:00,959 Good luck, Isabella! 443 01:00:36,527 --> 01:00:39,937 By now, Prince Rodrigo has become too predictable, 444 01:00:40,007 --> 01:00:43,283 he makes a habit of winning our tournament every year. 445 01:00:45,647 --> 01:00:48,887 However, there's one surprise he may still have in store for us. 446 01:00:49,087 --> 01:00:52,177 He should just realize that convenience and diplomacy 447 01:00:52,247 --> 01:00:54,447 won't allow us to wait any longer. 448 01:00:54,807 --> 01:00:58,925 Seven are the provinces in the viceroyalty which our king holds most dear. 449 01:00:59,087 --> 01:01:01,937 And seven are the princesses who adorn it. 450 01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:07,044 You will offer this on the part of the king 451 01:01:07,327 --> 01:01:11,794 to the chosen princess, whom you'll have the grace to present to us as your bride.. 452 01:01:11,987 --> 01:01:13,680 within seven days. 453 01:01:14,687 --> 01:01:15,881 Oh, Madonna! 454 01:01:18,367 --> 01:01:19,800 Bravo! - Very good! 455 01:01:48,847 --> 01:01:52,396 Hear, hear, hear! 456 01:01:53,087 --> 01:01:57,956 For the 7-day celebration in honor of the seven Princesses, 457 01:01:58,127 --> 01:02:00,477 that any man or woman who so desires 458 01:02:00,607 --> 01:02:05,203 present himself, or herself, in all freedom, to Monsieur Jean Jacque Bouchet, 459 01:02:05,887 --> 01:02:10,039 true Frenchman from France, known as Monz�, 460 01:02:10,367 --> 01:02:13,057 Grand Chef of the kitchen of His Highness 461 01:02:13,127 --> 01:02:17,000 Prince Rodrigo Fernandez y Davalos, 462 01:02:17,607 --> 01:02:20,917 to be chosen as scullion and dishwasher. 463 01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:25,042 Isabella. 464 01:02:25,727 --> 01:02:26,746 Isabella. 465 01:02:29,687 --> 01:02:30,710 What is it? 466 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:32,670 Go on. Go on to the cook! 467 01:02:32,847 --> 01:02:33,916 Who, me? 468 01:02:36,367 --> 01:02:39,010 Well, go on. Go you too. 469 01:02:44,447 --> 01:02:47,757 Hear, hear, hear! 470 01:02:48,287 --> 01:02:53,042 For the 7-day celebration in honor of the seven Princesses, 471 01:02:53,229 --> 01:02:56,017 Three thousand. - Thank you, your excellency. 472 01:02:56,087 --> 01:03:00,603 present himself, or herself, in all freedom, to Monsieur Jean Jacque Bouchet, 473 01:03:01,007 --> 01:03:04,238 All of them! Buy all the pigs, all of them! 474 01:03:04,411 --> 01:03:06,447 Let's go see the people, come. 475 01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:10,487 Is this Monz�? - Yes. He wants to make an omelette with 3,000 eggs. 476 01:03:18,158 --> 01:03:20,115 You... you... 477 01:03:20,829 --> 01:03:22,227 You... you... 478 01:03:22,807 --> 01:03:25,846 Your Excellency... - You, you, you... 479 01:03:26,847 --> 01:03:29,202 And you, you, you... 480 01:03:34,167 --> 01:03:37,079 I made you responsible for that young woman, 481 01:03:37,149 --> 01:03:39,045 not those drunken soldiers! 482 01:03:45,127 --> 01:03:48,676 Your flesh is too shoddy for this dog to feed on! 483 01:03:49,287 --> 01:03:53,137 If you don't find that barrel with its precious contents 484 01:03:53,452 --> 01:03:55,876 you'll end up as food for my mastiffs! 485 01:03:59,447 --> 01:04:01,563 Search everywhere! - Yes, sire! 486 01:04:01,727 --> 01:04:06,229 The rivers. -.. rivers... - The seashores! - .. seashores.. - Even the oceans! 487 01:04:07,207 --> 01:04:10,337 Hey, you! Did you ever see the prince who's getting married? 488 01:04:10,407 --> 01:04:12,457 And who are we to see a prince? 489 01:04:12,527 --> 01:04:15,257 Princes don't even know where the kitchens are! 490 01:04:15,327 --> 01:04:17,950 Is it possible? You can never see him? 491 01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:20,617 You wanna see him, huh? He's charming, handsome! 492 01:04:20,687 --> 01:04:23,922 Four drops, only, of oil of cinnamon. 493 01:04:25,112 --> 01:04:28,803 One, two, three, four! 494 01:04:29,765 --> 01:04:32,975 Three drops, only, of polyfloral water. 495 01:04:35,230 --> 01:04:37,702 One, two, three! 496 01:04:38,129 --> 01:04:42,012 Five drops of "sauce de mer". 497 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:47,459 Un, deux trois, quatre, cinq! 498 01:04:48,007 --> 01:04:51,397 Tonight I will prepare a lunch 499 01:04:51,567 --> 01:04:56,038 that will be remembered as the "lunch of the seven princesses". 500 01:04:56,506 --> 01:04:59,377 Un, deux trois, quatre! 501 01:05:34,447 --> 01:05:37,723 Isabella! Bella, bella, bella, bella! 502 01:05:37,887 --> 01:05:41,084 Isabella, bella, bella, bella, bella! 503 01:05:45,287 --> 01:05:48,177 I want help her, she's a good girl. 504 01:05:48,247 --> 01:05:50,636 Isabella, bella, bella, bella, bella! 505 01:05:55,607 --> 01:05:59,642 Iddi, giddi, ithery, dithery, knocks Eda, Ida, ithery, dithery, gibbet 506 01:06:15,567 --> 01:06:17,917 Isabella, bella, bella, bella, bella! 507 01:06:18,647 --> 01:06:21,923 Wait a while, then you'll see what happens! 508 01:06:22,287 --> 01:06:25,438 We will show them! We will show them! 509 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:01,917 Seven.. of the most beautiful princesses of the viceroyalty 510 01:07:02,087 --> 01:07:03,964 await your decision, 511 01:07:04,127 --> 01:07:06,687 but you don't deign to look at them. 512 01:07:06,847 --> 01:07:09,361 You won't deign to speak to them! 513 01:07:09,527 --> 01:07:11,006 And now you tell me 514 01:07:11,167 --> 01:07:13,937 that you even refuse to sit at the same table! 515 01:07:14,007 --> 01:07:17,007 What's wrong with them? Have they got the plague? 516 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:19,405 Where you going now? 517 01:07:22,527 --> 01:07:23,676 To hell. 518 01:07:31,327 --> 01:07:32,411 Mariano! 519 01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:34,415 Saddle my horse! 520 01:07:37,047 --> 01:07:40,208 What's all this disgusting muck? The lunch is canceled! 521 01:07:43,607 --> 01:07:45,907 You've already canceled six lunches! 522 01:07:46,347 --> 01:07:48,647 Stop with this nonsense, for once! 523 01:07:49,167 --> 01:07:54,039 Tomorrow is the deadline set by the king. Tonight you must decide your fate. 524 01:07:54,887 --> 01:07:56,493 You can decide for me. 525 01:07:58,112 --> 01:07:59,914 I prefer it. Sure! 526 01:08:01,236 --> 01:08:04,830 Go on, do what you like! I'm quite indifferent anyway. 527 01:08:48,647 --> 01:08:50,247 "Disgusting muck!" 528 01:08:54,207 --> 01:08:55,863 Comment est possible? 529 01:09:02,207 --> 01:09:03,824 No dinner! 530 01:09:09,567 --> 01:09:13,799 When all these things were created by me! 531 01:09:15,367 --> 01:09:17,403 No, no, no, no... 532 01:09:17,687 --> 01:09:19,919 It's a farce that I cannot stand! 533 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:25,446 "Le Roi" has never treated me so when I was at the Court of Spain! 534 01:09:26,047 --> 01:09:29,164 Respected as one respects a genius! 535 01:09:29,902 --> 01:09:33,017 I was respected, there. Adulated! 536 01:09:33,087 --> 01:09:34,399 Let me hear! 537 01:09:35,191 --> 01:09:39,256 Ah! It's Monz� who's always shouting! That ogre, that angry dog! 538 01:09:39,326 --> 01:09:40,820 Let's go to work! 539 01:09:42,799 --> 01:09:46,419 Let's get to work! Never mind him, that ogre is always shouting! 540 01:09:46,489 --> 01:09:48,793 Let's start picking these eggs. 541 01:09:49,034 --> 01:09:52,867 If we don't hurry we'll never finish with these eggs! Come on! 542 01:09:55,607 --> 01:09:59,059 Oh! What's going on here? How beautiful! 543 01:09:59,223 --> 01:10:01,060 Come and see! Come here! 544 01:10:01,607 --> 01:10:03,518 How beautiful! 545 01:10:04,687 --> 01:10:08,236 The chicks are being born! Look how pretty they are! 546 01:10:14,447 --> 01:10:15,675 Superb! 547 01:10:20,407 --> 01:10:24,116 What's so wrong with this chantilly cream? 548 01:10:27,607 --> 01:10:29,497 Who's gonna tell Monz�, now? 549 01:10:29,567 --> 01:10:33,196 He had in mind an omelet of three thousand eggs! What now? 550 01:10:34,127 --> 01:10:35,549 Henry IV, 551 01:10:35,867 --> 01:10:39,121 when he tried my b�arnaise sauce, 552 01:10:40,527 --> 01:10:44,315 licked all his fingers, one after the other! 553 01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:48,799 I quit. 554 01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:51,032 I'm leaving. 555 01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:57,524 Don't ask me to stay any longer. Impossible! 556 01:11:01,047 --> 01:11:02,180 Go. 557 01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:05,722 Dig a hole in the ground.. 558 01:11:06,407 --> 01:11:08,250 and bury this dinner.. 559 01:11:09,042 --> 01:11:10,389 with all honors. 560 01:11:10,459 --> 01:11:11,509 Hey, Monz�! 561 01:11:11,845 --> 01:11:14,388 Why don't we eat it instead of burying it? 562 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,019 You?! 563 01:11:16,173 --> 01:11:17,993 Eating my beignets, 564 01:11:18,294 --> 01:11:22,523 my vol-au-vents, my p�t�s, my chicken supreme? 565 01:11:22,727 --> 01:11:24,677 My, how ugly can you get! 566 01:11:24,927 --> 01:11:26,961 Go to load the flour sacks! 567 01:11:30,727 --> 01:11:35,240 But, what is it? Chicks, here? Chicks in my kitchen? 568 01:11:36,034 --> 01:11:37,743 What's this, bastards! 569 01:11:38,151 --> 01:11:40,252 What's this, bastards! 570 01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:11,542 I got you, eh? Where were you off to? 571 01:14:33,883 --> 01:14:35,083 Just a moment! 572 01:14:43,407 --> 01:14:46,604 What is it? You in a hurry? What do you want? 573 01:14:46,807 --> 01:14:49,207 I want to talk to the monk that flies. 574 01:14:49,407 --> 01:14:51,995 Eh, my son, he, by flying and flying, 575 01:14:52,232 --> 01:14:54,641 peace be to us, ended up in paradise. 576 01:14:55,767 --> 01:14:56,767 He's dead! 577 01:14:57,057 --> 01:14:59,958 Like an angel. Yesterday morning at this hour. 578 01:15:00,607 --> 01:15:02,507 He asked for a sip of water, 579 01:15:02,706 --> 01:15:04,203 then, quietly, 580 01:15:05,207 --> 01:15:06,807 and closed his eyes... 581 01:15:11,887 --> 01:15:13,206 My dear son... 582 01:15:16,967 --> 01:15:18,112 We're dust! 583 01:15:25,807 --> 01:15:28,196 He gave me a flour sack. 584 01:15:29,327 --> 01:15:32,009 You can keep it. Flour is not lacking here. 585 01:15:32,079 --> 01:15:35,577 Besides, if he gave it to you, then there must be a purpose. 586 01:15:35,647 --> 01:15:39,606 Who knows what he had in mind, things that only he could know. 587 01:15:43,327 --> 01:15:47,445 He was a holy man! For me, better than St. Francis. 588 01:15:47,767 --> 01:15:51,077 He spoke with animals, but could also fly. 589 01:15:55,847 --> 01:15:57,247 You wanna see him? 590 01:17:00,421 --> 01:17:01,433 Off! Off! 591 01:17:33,967 --> 01:17:35,480 What you doing here? 592 01:17:37,847 --> 01:17:39,947 You know this is not your place? 593 01:17:40,695 --> 01:17:41,714 Let's go! 594 01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:45,242 Take that! 595 01:18:10,767 --> 01:18:12,917 You give little Georgy kick.. 596 01:18:13,607 --> 01:18:16,485 Little Georgy has happy you given kick! 597 01:18:17,007 --> 01:18:18,757 Look in the mirror. Look! 598 01:18:26,225 --> 01:18:28,043 This... this flour! 599 01:18:28,753 --> 01:18:31,480 How gets flour in my Prince's room? 600 01:18:39,326 --> 01:18:41,543 Look, look! There's more flour! 601 01:18:47,487 --> 01:18:50,251 How gets this flour in my Prince's room? 602 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,189 You wait here. 603 01:23:07,087 --> 01:23:08,487 I don't trust you. 604 01:23:10,167 --> 01:23:12,267 Why did you put the flour, then? 605 01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:14,413 To see if you were honest. 606 01:23:14,687 --> 01:23:17,298 You've got seven beautiful princesses upstairs, 607 01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:19,960 you'll marry tomorrow, what do you want with me? 608 01:23:21,167 --> 01:23:23,237 You're right. I am dishonest. 609 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:26,380 And you've got the nerve to say it! 610 01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:27,748 Not to say it. 611 01:23:28,244 --> 01:23:29,261 To be it! 612 01:23:29,927 --> 01:23:31,741 Get out or I'll kill you! 613 01:23:32,996 --> 01:23:34,359 You're arrogant, 614 01:23:34,580 --> 01:23:36,837 ignorant, and disobedient! 615 01:23:37,927 --> 01:23:40,477 You can't do with me what you've in mind. 616 01:23:41,107 --> 01:23:44,295 And what you doing in my house? - The scullion! - And I the master! 617 01:23:44,365 --> 01:23:45,965 But you can't trick me! 618 01:24:12,898 --> 01:24:14,604 Can you wash dishes well? 619 01:24:16,367 --> 01:24:19,392 That's what I do here. - Without breaking a single one? 620 01:24:19,647 --> 01:24:21,447 Not even one, don't worry. 621 01:24:23,087 --> 01:24:27,137 Tomorrow you'll wash more dishes than you've ever washed in your life. 622 01:24:28,513 --> 01:24:31,013 God help you, if you break a single one! 623 01:24:48,367 --> 01:24:51,217 His Highness the Prince wants the plates 624 01:24:51,436 --> 01:24:53,546 to be well greasy and slippery! 625 01:25:12,807 --> 01:25:13,871 Well then? 626 01:25:15,607 --> 01:25:16,680 No, no... 627 01:25:17,887 --> 01:25:18,953 C'est trop! 628 01:25:20,447 --> 01:25:21,547 After this.. 629 01:25:22,161 --> 01:25:23,345 I'm off! 630 01:25:24,767 --> 01:25:27,042 The world has gone mad! 631 01:25:27,887 --> 01:25:31,926 The prince will turn this palace.. into a stable. 632 01:25:38,607 --> 01:25:39,637 Bon! 633 01:25:40,359 --> 01:25:42,441 Simon... cheese! 634 01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:47,958 Tomato sauce... 635 01:25:49,847 --> 01:25:51,087 As they wish. 636 01:25:51,514 --> 01:25:53,111 Quick, come with me! 637 01:25:59,632 --> 01:26:03,925 Donna Eugenia Collanevi, Princess Enrichetta del Lago! 638 01:26:05,487 --> 01:26:06,537 Tomato... 639 01:26:06,647 --> 01:26:10,720 Donna Eugenia Collanevi, Princess Enrichetta del Lago! 640 01:26:11,007 --> 01:26:13,806 Tomato... This too.. Voila! 641 01:26:16,835 --> 01:26:18,957 Donna Mafalda Cammarata... 642 01:26:19,192 --> 01:26:20,492 What a disgrace! 643 01:26:20,650 --> 01:26:24,600 Donna Olimpia Capecelatro, Princess of Altamura, 644 01:26:24,767 --> 01:26:26,200 table no. 2. 645 01:26:30,647 --> 01:26:31,852 Come along. 646 01:26:34,487 --> 01:26:37,718 Donna Eugenia. This way, please! 647 01:26:37,927 --> 01:26:40,395 Table no. 1. Please, Princess! 648 01:26:46,327 --> 01:26:47,545 Princess! 649 01:26:49,527 --> 01:26:51,563 Donna Eugenia Scanarello... 650 01:26:55,607 --> 01:26:59,116 Princess of Bisordia. Table no. 8, Princess. 651 01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:01,483 Table no. 5, Princess! 652 01:27:02,207 --> 01:27:05,119 Donna Diamante Dentice, Princess of Fossano 653 01:27:05,407 --> 01:27:06,726 table no. 7! 654 01:27:06,938 --> 01:27:09,988 She's the most beautiful of all, worthy of being.. 655 01:27:10,085 --> 01:27:12,774 .. Princess of Castariglia, table no. 6! 656 01:27:16,327 --> 01:27:17,577 Your Highness! 657 01:27:19,687 --> 01:27:21,007 Mr. Capaccio! 658 01:27:23,247 --> 01:27:28,196 Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone! 659 01:27:31,127 --> 01:27:35,564 Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone! 660 01:27:42,767 --> 01:27:46,617 Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone! 661 01:27:46,687 --> 01:27:48,245 Table no. 3! 662 01:27:53,207 --> 01:27:54,260 Ma'am! 663 01:27:55,069 --> 01:27:56,469 Where's number 3? 664 01:28:01,047 --> 01:28:03,047 As you go down, to your right. 665 01:28:03,327 --> 01:28:05,045 And where is my right? 666 01:28:05,985 --> 01:28:08,939 Don't you know with what hand you cross yourself? 667 01:28:14,327 --> 01:28:15,345 Never! 668 01:28:17,087 --> 01:28:18,587 I will never compete 669 01:28:19,893 --> 01:28:22,847 where, at the last moment, that woman was admitted! 670 01:28:24,407 --> 01:28:27,566 An alleged Princess of Caccavone, 671 01:28:29,287 --> 01:28:30,959 elected by you, tonight, 672 01:28:32,207 --> 01:28:35,807 princess of a domain that I haven't found on any map. 673 01:29:06,807 --> 01:29:08,479 You don't deserve me! 674 01:29:31,727 --> 01:29:33,518 Mr. Capaccio, we can go. 675 01:29:39,807 --> 01:29:40,957 Mr. Capaccio! 676 01:29:42,727 --> 01:29:46,363 Mr. Capaccio! - Yes, Your Highness, at once! Here I am, sire! 677 01:29:48,386 --> 01:29:53,097 Will marry the Prince the Princess who will have broken in less time, 678 01:29:53,167 --> 01:29:55,237 the lowest number of plates. 679 01:32:13,807 --> 01:32:18,107 Come, dear, don't worry, he's just a common prince. He's not for you. 680 01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:22,287 They remained in the competition 681 01:32:22,357 --> 01:32:26,086 Donna Olimpia Capecelatro, Princess of Altamura, 682 01:32:26,247 --> 01:32:30,320 and Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone. 683 01:34:33,527 --> 01:34:37,777 I've the pleasure to inform you that the mother of your children will be.. 684 01:34:39,047 --> 01:34:43,722 Donna Olimpia Capecelatro, Princess of Altamura. 685 01:35:43,168 --> 01:35:44,281 Come here! 686 01:37:07,329 --> 01:37:08,885 Isabella! 687 01:37:10,927 --> 01:37:12,838 Stop, Isabella! 688 01:37:13,327 --> 01:37:15,079 What do you want to do? 689 01:37:44,856 --> 01:37:46,156 Saint Anthony! 690 01:37:47,007 --> 01:37:50,737 To begin with, I'm not Saint Anthony! Where did you see the pig? 691 01:37:50,979 --> 01:37:54,766 I'm only Joseph of Cupertino, your protector. 692 01:37:55,502 --> 01:37:58,502 And I continue to protect you also from paradise. 693 01:37:59,847 --> 01:38:01,847 You know what you must do now? 694 01:38:02,687 --> 01:38:04,917 You must go back to the Prince. 695 01:38:05,087 --> 01:38:08,097 How can I? I haven't the courage to look him in the face 696 01:38:08,167 --> 01:38:10,710 after all he's done for me. - Listen to me. 697 01:38:10,967 --> 01:38:12,309 Go back to him, 698 01:38:13,407 --> 01:38:15,959 Because, there, you've been cheated. 699 01:38:16,407 --> 01:38:20,006 What? He would have cheated me? - No, not him! 700 01:38:20,757 --> 01:38:23,657 He's a bit stubborn, but he's a fine boy. 701 01:38:24,007 --> 01:38:27,987 I know him! Now, you go back there, and something will happen. 702 01:38:28,638 --> 01:38:32,188 And whoever knows the truth, will find the courage to speak. 703 01:38:32,447 --> 01:38:33,937 Thank you, St. Joseph! 704 01:38:34,007 --> 01:38:36,760 Oh, my God, but why are you kissing my feet? 705 01:38:37,024 --> 01:38:39,521 Go, go! Do what I said. 706 01:38:39,967 --> 01:38:41,483 Go. - Joseph! 707 01:38:44,407 --> 01:38:48,007 Go away, don't waste time! The other saints are coming! 708 01:38:48,156 --> 01:38:51,337 What other saints? - The ones you mustn't listen to. 709 01:38:51,407 --> 01:38:54,137 They'll start speaking of resignation, 710 01:38:54,207 --> 01:38:56,777 and of how we must all suffer in this world 711 01:38:56,847 --> 01:39:00,697 since life is but a short span between.. Uh! What you make me say! 712 01:39:01,083 --> 01:39:03,291 Joseph! 713 01:39:08,170 --> 01:39:09,322 Go, go away! 714 01:39:09,392 --> 01:39:10,992 Here I am, here I come! 715 01:39:11,087 --> 01:39:13,043 Go on, go away, go! 716 01:39:13,407 --> 01:39:15,682 Thank you, St. Joseph! Thank you! 717 01:39:17,927 --> 01:39:21,590 Joseph! They've been looking for you for an hour, in Paradise! 718 01:39:21,730 --> 01:39:24,902 Ouch! Don't you see how they're confused without my help? 719 01:39:24,972 --> 01:39:26,963 Thank you, thank you! 720 01:39:32,007 --> 01:39:35,699 Go, Isabella! Go to your prince! Go away! 721 01:39:36,422 --> 01:39:37,443 Go! 722 01:40:34,646 --> 01:40:37,796 This exceptional and generous concession was granted 723 01:40:37,967 --> 01:40:41,755 for all to be happy on his wedding day! 724 01:40:41,999 --> 01:40:44,858 Our most excellent lord and master, 725 01:40:45,167 --> 01:40:49,643 Don Rodrigo Fern�ndez y Davalos, concedes, 726 01:40:49,882 --> 01:40:53,950 to all his most disreputable and miserable of subjects, 727 01:40:54,327 --> 01:40:59,196 the right to sit at his table, to eat and drink up to full satiety! 728 01:40:59,407 --> 01:41:00,907 It's all good stuff! 729 01:41:01,721 --> 01:41:03,821 Guys, let's go and eat! Come on! 730 01:41:04,607 --> 01:41:07,807 Let's go and eat, it's all good stuff! Come on, guys! 731 01:41:23,039 --> 01:41:25,632 Eat, baby eat! This is cream, you see? 732 01:41:26,287 --> 01:41:29,798 I ate four plates of macaroni, a whole lamb, 733 01:41:29,868 --> 01:41:33,901 a saucepan of eggplants, now the cake. Where do I put all this stuff? 734 01:41:33,971 --> 01:41:37,551 Gramma, now you can even die. You've also tried the baba! 735 01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:48,500 Isabella! 736 01:41:49,204 --> 01:41:51,854 Isabella, come, I gotta show you something. 737 01:42:05,927 --> 01:42:08,157 I've kept all the pieces. 738 01:43:19,417 --> 01:43:20,451 Quiet! 739 01:43:25,587 --> 01:43:27,337 Quiet all of you! 740 01:43:31,060 --> 01:43:32,760 I want to make a toast! 741 01:43:39,967 --> 01:43:41,367 Thank you, Prince, 742 01:43:41,647 --> 01:43:44,457 for granting us the honor to sit at your own table. 743 01:43:44,570 --> 01:43:46,582 Guards, arrest that slut! 744 01:43:47,487 --> 01:43:48,785 Let her speak! 745 01:43:50,213 --> 01:43:54,256 Courage! Nothing happened! It's not you who should be scared! 746 01:43:59,407 --> 01:44:00,807 Thank you, Prince. 747 01:44:01,330 --> 01:44:02,332 Thank you, 748 01:44:02,847 --> 01:44:05,562 for letting all your servants and subjects, 749 01:44:05,928 --> 01:44:07,081 including me, 750 01:44:07,447 --> 01:44:10,047 to be fed for a day with this gift of God, 751 01:44:10,598 --> 01:44:12,948 and not as always with a single dumpling. 752 01:44:15,408 --> 01:44:18,008 But I must thank you more than the others, 753 01:44:18,216 --> 01:44:19,932 because you trusted me. 754 01:44:21,677 --> 01:44:24,277 And you mustn't think I didn't deserve it. 755 01:44:26,050 --> 01:44:28,250 Plates can be broken in many ways. 756 01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:32,184 Like this... 757 01:44:35,355 --> 01:44:36,505 or like this. 758 01:44:38,429 --> 01:44:40,479 This plate, and the other four, 759 01:44:40,626 --> 01:44:42,671 were cut with a diamond ring. 760 01:44:50,308 --> 01:44:51,908 A ring like that. 761 01:45:46,125 --> 01:45:47,790 Attention everyone! 762 01:45:53,538 --> 01:45:55,293 Now I want to speak! 763 01:45:57,577 --> 01:45:59,466 I helped the Princess! 764 01:46:01,047 --> 01:46:03,597 I advised the Princess to use a ring! 765 01:46:06,420 --> 01:46:07,790 I couldn't bear 766 01:46:07,926 --> 01:46:10,602 that a scullery maid would become queen. 767 01:46:11,495 --> 01:46:13,481 Now I regret it, bien s�r, 768 01:46:13,813 --> 01:46:16,362 but my convictions will stay the same! 769 01:46:16,540 --> 01:46:19,711 With Your Highness permission, I will leave. 770 01:46:24,220 --> 01:46:25,811 Immediately! 771 01:46:31,999 --> 01:46:34,549 Where you going? The prison is that way! 772 01:46:51,186 --> 01:46:53,190 Donna Isabella Candeloro, 773 01:46:53,620 --> 01:46:55,694 Princess of Davalos! 774 01:46:55,764 --> 01:46:59,754 Long live our prince and princess! Hooray! Hooray! 775 01:47:32,561 --> 01:47:35,565 How do you want to celebrate your new princess? 776 01:47:35,925 --> 01:47:38,190 Make a wish, it will be granted! 777 01:47:38,892 --> 01:47:42,572 If I could eat again all over, once again from the beginning... 778 01:47:42,642 --> 01:47:43,748 Bravo! 779 01:49:42,793 --> 01:49:46,725 English subs by edam17@ KG November 2014 57040

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