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Mariano!
Stop it! Stop it, my son.
When will you stop risking your life for the love of a horse?
Do fight battles far more helpful to your family.
Instead of taming horses,
get married, and tame a wife.
Seven princesses are awaiting you.
The preparations for the tournament are not enough to justify your humiliating absence.
It is now time that you decide to perpetuate this breed
of haughty Spaniards, such as your father was.
And such as you insist on being.
The urging to marry came from our king, the king of Spain.
Tell the king that I don't need him, to find me a wife.
That's not the answer you can give to the king. - Then find another.
Mariano...
The gate!
ONCE UPON A TIME...
Brother Joseph,
brother Joseph, you've been in ecstasy for an hour! It's bad for your health!
Brother Joseph, there's still the whole church to clean!
Will you come down, yes or no?
Brother Joseph!
Brother Joseph!
Brother Joseph, come down!
Don't make me raise my voice, or you'll fall and break your neck!
Hooray brother Joseph who leads us in paradise!
Be quiet!
What're you looking for?
My horse.
Are you sure?
Of course. - Brother Joseph...
Off, off! Go on, go on!
Go, kids, go on!
My son,
God's ways are many.
Today you've lost something so that maybe tomorrow you'll find something else.
Brother Joseph. - I'm coming, I'm coming!
You have to feed the chickens! - Here I am!
Don't touch anything! Wait!
But how should I tell you not to touch the sugar?
You're always hungry, and then you never eat.
Brother! What did you mean before?
I need nothing but my horse. - That's what you think.
What do I need then? Tell me. - Many things.
A wife for example!
You too want me married? - No, not I!
But I know why you can never make a decision:
The woman you can love must have an impossible character,
just like yours.
I always do what I want to do. It's my custom. - Always?
Get down, they're not ready!
Be quiet, there aren't any!
There are no more! Stop it, stop!
Here, take this flour,
and we shall see if you can always do what you want to do!
When you get hungry, you ask someone to make you seven dumplings.
And if you're able to eat all seven,
it means I was wrong.
Tommaso! Antonio!
What's so difficult about eating seven dumplings?
It's difficult.
It's difficult!
Go on, children, put the saddle on Serafino!
Come on, son, your journey may be long, and you'd better take Serafino.
When you don't need him anymore, just tell him to go home, he'll find his way.
And don't forget!
You must eat all seven dumplings!
Come on!
Come on, there is my horse!
Come on, run, run!
Run!
My horse!
Hey!
That's my horse!
How can it be yours? Can't you see this is a nobleman's horse?
Why, you're a nobleman?
I'm the Prince. Ruler of all these lands.
As far as the eye can see.
Yeah! And I'm the Queen Isabella of Spain.
You're a thief, and I should punish you.
Take that stuff off my horse and load it on the donkey. A gift to you.
You'd like the exchange, huh?
Ah! Come on. Come on, boy!
You ever saw a donkey with an Arab saddle?
That stuff is stolen, you're a thief! That's all you Spanish can do!
Hey! Hey! Keep your hands off my horse!
You see it's not your horse? He doesn't know you!
Bueno! Quiet.
Quiet...
Quiet!
Quiet!
Good boy!
Serafino, get back to the convent!
But.. You said I can have the donkey!
It's not mine. - But you gave it to me before!
Before it was before.
Put that stuff on the horse, I'll go with you.
No!
Those are the Prince's men!
They're searching for his horse! - So I was right, you're a thief!
Hey! Where are you taking me?
Where...
Shut up! You know what the Spanish do to thieves when they catch them?
First, they cut off their ears.. and then their nose.
What do I care? You're the thief!
Get off me!
Leave me alone!
Hey!
You want to drink?
You hangman!
Go away! The soldiers may find you here outside my home!
Then let me in.
Never in my home!
Take this flour, make me seven dumplings. - There's no water!
I'll get you some. Give me something to put it in.
Anything to get rid of you! Here!
Here's the water.
Here, take the pot too, but go away!
I asked you to make me seven dumplings!
And so?
How many are there? - Seven.
Can you count?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
One, two,
three, four,
five, six.
6 or 7, it's the same thing. Eat and go away, or else I eat them myself!
It's not the same thing. Where is the seventh dumpling?
I don't have it. A chicken must have eaten it.
Where's the seventh dumpling? - I don't know!
What do you want from me? First the horse!
Now the dumplings! From this morning you gave me no peace!
Either you give me the seventh dumpling,
or I die. - Die, then!
Look what I got to go through this morning!
Hey, get up!
Stand up!
Hey! Answer me.
Say something!
Where's the dumpling?
You're trying to drive me crazy!
Now I'll fix you!
People! Quickly! A Spanish knight died in front of my house!
Hey, come! Hurry!
Hurry!
Come out!
A Spanish knight died in front of my house!
Don't budge now, or they'll kill you just because you're a Spaniard!
Who's this? Where did he come from? - A Spaniard! What's he doing here?
What did you do? You killed a Spaniard? - We gotta hide him!
Before lots of soldiers come!
She's right! - They'll burn us all.
He's right!
Hey! Look at that ring!
Cut off his finger! - Hey! Are you crazy? - Run, run!
Where you going? Let go the ring!
We gotta share!
It's everybody's! - No, it's mine!
See what you've done? They'll make you die for real!
Where's the 7th dumpling?
Come on, let's hide it! - What are you going to do?
It must disappear! It must disappear before the soldiers come!
Hurry up! They'll burn us all! They'll burn us all!
Come on guys! Come on!
Before they burn us all! Dig, dig!
Hurry up! Women and children, lock yourselves inside the houses!
Hey! You really want to be interred just for a dumpling?
Yes!
I know nothing!
Isabella! For a miserable dumpling, you lost a prince!
How do you know he was a prince?
I'm old, and I know a thing or two!
Isabella, it's character that helps form our destiny,
and you got an awful character!
That's not true! I was hungry, I ate it!
Then keep the dumpling now! - Wait! Wait!
How do I get him back? - How would I know!
Tonight is not like any other night. Perhaps there is someone who knows!
But who? Who?
Look, take me with you, I want to know where he is!
You see them? They're there! Come on, let's go!
Hey! Don't mention the Madonna, for no reason!
What! The Madonna?
Don't name her, or the witches won't help you!
Neither God, nor Madonna, or saints!
They don't want to hear of them. Remember that!
Alright.
You're afraid?
No.
Now you wait here.
The poor thing!
She's afraid of those old hags!
But I love her, because she's a good girl,
and I want to help her with all my heart.
Here I am, here I am!
Where were you, you old idiot? - Over there! - Lay the brazier, and call Isabella.
Move it! Run! Go, come on! - Just a minute, just a minute!
Isabella! Here!
They're waiting for you. Come!
Isabella! Come!
Draw yourself a circle,
and don't move out of it!
We knew you'd come to us.
What does she want from us, this beautiful girl?
What's her trouble?
It is true that he loves me?
He did...
Did?
And doesn't anymore?
Love is like a wind.
It comes... goes...
She ought to know that!
Make him come back! Cast a spell!
Concettina, how would you try to win a man back?
You must put your tongue in the keyhole of a lock!
Stop, Isabella, stop!
What're you saying? The tongue in the keyhole will paralyze him!
There's only one way..
to win a man back.
Three turns around a stone:
one step ahead..
half a step back!
No! No! No!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
And you must also say: "Love, love, love,
love of my heart,
we'll always be together
until death do us part!"
Stick your tongue in the keyhole of a lock!
That's not true! - Yes! The tongue in the keyhole of a lock!
Quiet!
There he is, I see him.
Stop!
When the storm came, he took shelter in the convent of the Capuchin nuns.
Now I see him well!
How he's tattered, the poor guy!
He doesn't seem a prince anymore.
And how hungry he is!
Plenty of dishes, but not much to eat...
3 olives, a cheese rind,
a crust of bread, and two radishes.
And how cold he fees!
Oh, Madonna!
What am I to do now?
What did she say?
Three turns around a stone..
"Three turns around a stone, one step forward, then half step back. "
But which stone?
Damn! What did the other one say?
"Put the tip of your tongue in the keyhole of a lock!"
Oh God, this one doesn't move anymore! He's paralyzed!
Are you feeling ill? He's feeling ill, what do we do?
Oh my God, he's paralyzed! - Call the Mother Superior!
Oh, finally!
Go on and pee, my sweet boy! Else the Superior gets angry and sends dad away!
Salvatore, has he done? - He did, he did...
He's done? Oh sweet Jesus, I thank you! Sister, sister, he made it!
He made it, he made it! - He made it!
He made it! Finally, thank God, he made it!
Here, take it.
For your illness here's the cure, drink this spirit of the pure,
you will jump and run, and dance,
swallow now, or lose your chance!
This is a spell brought by a woman!
She who charmed you..
must, with a kiss, disown you!
A kiss!
A kiss!
Let's help him, let's help him!
He's drinking! He's drinking it.
The Spaniards are coming!
The Spaniards are coming!
Now it suits you the house of God, eh?
Hey, where you going?
We're all children of God. - The hell you are!
Come on, run!
Come on, hurry!
It's all of your fault! You killed him!
That's not true, he's alive! They came for the ring that you stole!
She's right! Get the ring out!
Alright, take the ring! It's Isabella who must give it back to the Spaniards!
Yes, she has to return it with her own hands to the soldiers!
I don't want to!
I don't want to! Don't throw me out of the church!
What's going on here?
You take the ring. Put it near the Madonna.
It's sacrilege! It's stolen stuff!
Don't let them take me out of God's house! - It's still God's house out in front!
Stand by the door, it's worth the same. - Open the door!
Open the door!
Let me in!
Open the door, and honor the Prince Rodrigo Fernandez Davalos,
your lord, who came to see Isabella Candeloro.
He's come back. - Open the door!
That's Isabella!
Out in the field! All of you!
Are you Isabella Candeloro?
Yes.
Then, come with me.
First you will bow and then you will kiss him. - On the hand?
On the lips. - In front of everyone?
Make them look away, I'm ashamed!
Captain, have them all face to the mountains.
Everybody face the mountains!
Face the mountains!
All of you face the mountains!
Shall we go?
The ring, sire.
Face in the dust!
Face in the dust!
Face in the dust you too, priest!
Face into the dust!
Lower yourself, or they'll burn us all!
Look at me!
Look at me!
This is for the ring!
A village of murderers and thieves!
Face in the dirt you too!
Look at me!
Have you ever seen Satan?
Then you think you have some good angel close to you.
What's the name of this angel?
My Guardian Angel.
And was it your guardian angel who told you to put a curse on me?
No. - Then it was Satan!
No!
Who, then?
The old women. - Witches!
I did it wrong!
I didn't want to paralyze you!
I love you.
Face in the dirt!
My knees hurt!
Face in the dirt!
What kind of men are you? Stand up!
Stand up!
Stop! Stop!
What kind of men are you? Get up, stand up!
If a single one of you dares to stand up, I'll order to shoot!
You're good at shouting, but you're a macaroni without salt!
The barrel!
Put me in the barrel, but that won't get you far. I'm not going to die.
I got nine lives, like a cat!
You don't even have the guts to do it with your own hands.
She will stay there for five days, on bread and water.
And let no one dare to rescue her!
Afterwards, bring her to my palace.
Isabella, hold on strong.
Isabella in the barrel!
It fell off a ship! - Come on, move! - I'm coming!
Push harder! - Come on, come on!
Pasqualino, look what's inside!
This is full, damn it!
I wanna look too!
Hey, guys! There's a woman in here.
Let's open it. Come on, quick!
Who is she?
Either a thief, or a witch. It's them they put in barrels!
She's too pretty. Witches are old and ugly!
She's dead?
She's alive, she's alive! - Let's go!
I'm gonna have a look.
It's salty!
Don't you know that sea water is salty?
Who's ever seen the sea?
So you're not only a witch, but you're also stupid!
Guys, come, there's no danger!
Who are you? Who put you in there?
A prince.
Why?
All princes are no good.
My prince is worse than all of them.
Princes are not men, they're princes.
Where are princes, what do they do?
They ride their horses. - And they eat. - How much they eat!
Maybe tomorrow we'll eat too! There's a tournament, and all the princes go there!
Those stinkers!
Oh, yeah?
Shall we take her too, tomorrow?
Yeah, you're right!
If you want to come you'll eat too, but you gotta help us, eh?
You see that ass? It's a bank!
Good luck, sire.
Wait here! - We'll wait, don't worry!
I declare open the tournament to be held in fair competition
between Moorish princes and Christian princes.
How long does it last this horse race?
�Qu� dices?
Yeah, sure...
Los caballos... How long?
The time of the tournament.
One hour, two hours...
Don't know!
What now, you go away?
I just need half an hour.
I don't understand. I don't understand!
Hey!
What do you want?
Oh, wait!
Now I understand!
No, hey, what did you understand? Hang on.
Guys, come here!
Hurry, here's the money. Take it!
1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Raise the donkey's tail.
Hold him and stick it inside! Don't make him bray!
It's done, the donkey is ready! - We can go!
Pascariello, come to Isabella. - Go, Pascariello!
Come on, Pascariello!
Pascariello... Tired!
What's that?
Damn, how do you say tired? - Sleep. He wants to sleep!
Pascariello...
�No comprendo nada!
Now I'll show you. Guys, bring the ass inside.
�No se puede entrar, no se puede!
Pascariello sleeping.
This ass is fairy...
He shits gold!
He shits gold?
Why do you laugh? Don't believe it? Hold on. Come here,
let's show him what we can do.
That's escarole water, it stirs the belly! This stinker!
Get in!
Keep quiet!
Take the donkey, guys.
Gold! It's true!
They're real, they're real! Give it here. You see them?
I want to buy this donkey.
How could you buy him, you? Your masters, they could buy him.
Come with me! - Hey! Guys, come along!
Look! - One, two, three...
You're crazy! Come on, guys, come on!
So long, Pascariello! You're a lucky man!
Treat him well, he's delicate! - So long, Pascariello!
Come on, run!
Stop, there's no more danger!
Take the money, it's yours. Here!
Let's go, let's run away.
And you?
Go, go. Good luck!
Good luck, Isabella! Bye!
Good luck, Isabella!
By now, Prince Rodrigo has become too predictable,
he makes a habit of winning our tournament every year.
However, there's one surprise he may still have in store for us.
He should just realize that convenience and diplomacy
won't allow us to wait any longer.
Seven are the provinces in the viceroyalty which our king holds most dear.
And seven are the princesses who adorn it.
You will offer this on the part of the king
to the chosen princess, whom you'll have the grace to present to us as your bride..
within seven days.
Oh, Madonna!
Bravo! - Very good!
Hear, hear, hear!
For the 7-day celebration in honor of the seven Princesses,
that any man or woman who so desires
present himself, or herself, in all freedom, to Monsieur Jean Jacque Bouchet,
true Frenchman from France, known as Monz�,
Grand Chef of the kitchen of His Highness
Prince Rodrigo Fernandez y Davalos,
to be chosen as scullion and dishwasher.
Isabella.
Isabella.
What is it?
Go on. Go on to the cook!
Who, me?
Well, go on. Go you too.
Hear, hear, hear!
For the 7-day celebration in honor of the seven Princesses,
Three thousand. - Thank you, your excellency.
present himself, or herself, in all freedom, to Monsieur Jean Jacque Bouchet,
All of them! Buy all the pigs, all of them!
Let's go see the people, come.
Is this Monz�? - Yes. He wants to make an omelette with 3,000 eggs.
You... you...
You... you...
Your Excellency... - You, you, you...
And you, you, you...
I made you responsible for that young woman,
not those drunken soldiers!
Your flesh is too shoddy for this dog to feed on!
If you don't find that barrel with its precious contents
you'll end up as food for my mastiffs!
Search everywhere! - Yes, sire!
The rivers. -.. rivers... - The seashores! - .. seashores.. - Even the oceans!
Hey, you! Did you ever see the prince who's getting married?
And who are we to see a prince?
Princes don't even know where the kitchens are!
Is it possible? You can never see him?
You wanna see him, huh? He's charming, handsome!
Four drops, only, of oil of cinnamon.
One, two, three, four!
Three drops, only, of polyfloral water.
One, two, three!
Five drops of "sauce de mer".
Un, deux trois, quatre, cinq!
Tonight I will prepare a lunch
that will be remembered as the "lunch of the seven princesses".
Un, deux trois, quatre!
Isabella! Bella, bella, bella, bella!
Isabella, bella, bella, bella, bella!
I want help her, she's a good girl.
Isabella, bella, bella, bella, bella!
Iddi, giddi, ithery, dithery, knocks Eda, Ida, ithery, dithery, gibbet
Isabella, bella, bella, bella, bella!
Wait a while, then you'll see what happens!
We will show them! We will show them!
Seven.. of the most beautiful princesses of the viceroyalty
await your decision,
but you don't deign to look at them.
You won't deign to speak to them!
And now you tell me
that you even refuse to sit at the same table!
What's wrong with them? Have they got the plague?
Where you going now?
To hell.
Mariano!
Saddle my horse!
What's all this disgusting muck? The lunch is canceled!
You've already canceled six lunches!
Stop with this nonsense, for once!
Tomorrow is the deadline set by the king. Tonight you must decide your fate.
You can decide for me.
I prefer it. Sure!
Go on, do what you like! I'm quite indifferent anyway.
"Disgusting muck!"
Comment est possible?
No dinner!
When all these things were created by me!
No, no, no, no...
It's a farce that I cannot stand!
"Le Roi" has never treated me so when I was at the Court of Spain!
Respected as one respects a genius!
I was respected, there. Adulated!
Let me hear!
Ah! It's Monz� who's always shouting! That ogre, that angry dog!
Let's go to work!
Let's get to work! Never mind him, that ogre is always shouting!
Let's start picking these eggs.
If we don't hurry we'll never finish with these eggs! Come on!
Oh! What's going on here? How beautiful!
Come and see! Come here!
How beautiful!
The chicks are being born! Look how pretty they are!
Superb!
What's so wrong with this chantilly cream?
Who's gonna tell Monz�, now?
He had in mind an omelet of three thousand eggs! What now?
Henry IV,
when he tried my b�arnaise sauce,
licked all his fingers, one after the other!
I quit.
I'm leaving.
Don't ask me to stay any longer. Impossible!
Go.
Dig a hole in the ground..
and bury this dinner..
with all honors.
Hey, Monz�!
Why don't we eat it instead of burying it?
You?!
Eating my beignets,
my vol-au-vents, my p�t�s, my chicken supreme?
My, how ugly can you get!
Go to load the flour sacks!
But, what is it? Chicks, here? Chicks in my kitchen?
What's this, bastards!
What's this, bastards!
I got you, eh? Where were you off to?
Just a moment!
What is it? You in a hurry? What do you want?
I want to talk to the monk that flies.
Eh, my son, he, by flying and flying,
peace be to us, ended up in paradise.
He's dead!
Like an angel. Yesterday morning at this hour.
He asked for a sip of water,
then, quietly,
and closed his eyes...
My dear son...
We're dust!
He gave me a flour sack.
You can keep it. Flour is not lacking here.
Besides, if he gave it to you, then there must be a purpose.
Who knows what he had in mind, things that only he could know.
He was a holy man! For me, better than St. Francis.
He spoke with animals, but could also fly.
You wanna see him?
Off! Off!
What you doing here?
You know this is not your place?
Let's go!
Take that!
You give little Georgy kick..
Little Georgy has happy you given kick!
Look in the mirror. Look!
This... this flour!
How gets flour in my Prince's room?
Look, look! There's more flour!
How gets this flour in my Prince's room?
You wait here.
I don't trust you.
Why did you put the flour, then?
To see if you were honest.
You've got seven beautiful princesses upstairs,
you'll marry tomorrow, what do you want with me?
You're right. I am dishonest.
And you've got the nerve to say it!
Not to say it.
To be it!
Get out or I'll kill you!
You're arrogant,
ignorant, and disobedient!
You can't do with me what you've in mind.
And what you doing in my house? - The scullion! - And I the master!
But you can't trick me!
Can you wash dishes well?
That's what I do here. - Without breaking a single one?
Not even one, don't worry.
Tomorrow you'll wash more dishes than you've ever washed in your life.
God help you, if you break a single one!
His Highness the Prince wants the plates
to be well greasy and slippery!
Well then?
No, no...
C'est trop!
After this..
I'm off!
The world has gone mad!
The prince will turn this palace.. into a stable.
Bon!
Simon... cheese!
Tomato sauce...
As they wish.
Quick, come with me!
Donna Eugenia Collanevi, Princess Enrichetta del Lago!
Tomato...
Donna Eugenia Collanevi, Princess Enrichetta del Lago!
Tomato... This too.. Voila!
Donna Mafalda Cammarata...
What a disgrace!
Donna Olimpia Capecelatro, Princess of Altamura,
table no. 2.
Come along.
Donna Eugenia. This way, please!
Table no. 1. Please, Princess!
Princess!
Donna Eugenia Scanarello...
Princess of Bisordia. Table no. 8, Princess.
Table no. 5, Princess!
Donna Diamante Dentice, Princess of Fossano
table no. 7!
She's the most beautiful of all, worthy of being..
.. Princess of Castariglia, table no. 6!
Your Highness!
Mr. Capaccio!
Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone!
Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone!
Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone!
Table no. 3!
Ma'am!
Where's number 3?
As you go down, to your right.
And where is my right?
Don't you know with what hand you cross yourself?
Never!
I will never compete
where, at the last moment, that woman was admitted!
An alleged Princess of Caccavone,
elected by you, tonight,
princess of a domain that I haven't found on any map.
You don't deserve me!
Mr. Capaccio, we can go.
Mr. Capaccio!
Mr. Capaccio! - Yes, Your Highness, at once! Here I am, sire!
Will marry the Prince the Princess who will have broken in less time,
the lowest number of plates.
Come, dear, don't worry, he's just a common prince. He's not for you.
They remained in the competition
Donna Olimpia Capecelatro, Princess of Altamura,
and Donna Isabella Candeloro, Princess of Caccavone.
I've the pleasure to inform you that the mother of your children will be..
Donna Olimpia Capecelatro, Princess of Altamura.
Come here!
Isabella!
Stop, Isabella!
What do you want to do?
Saint Anthony!
To begin with, I'm not Saint Anthony! Where did you see the pig?
I'm only Joseph of Cupertino, your protector.
And I continue to protect you also from paradise.
You know what you must do now?
You must go back to the Prince.
How can I? I haven't the courage to look him in the face
after all he's done for me. - Listen to me.
Go back to him,
Because, there, you've been cheated.
What? He would have cheated me? - No, not him!
He's a bit stubborn, but he's a fine boy.
I know him! Now, you go back there, and something will happen.
And whoever knows the truth, will find the courage to speak.
Thank you, St. Joseph!
Oh, my God, but why are you kissing my feet?
Go, go! Do what I said.
Go. - Joseph!
Go away, don't waste time! The other saints are coming!
What other saints? - The ones you mustn't listen to.
They'll start speaking of resignation,
and of how we must all suffer in this world
since life is but a short span between.. Uh! What you make me say!
Joseph!
Go, go away!
Here I am, here I come!
Go on, go away, go!
Thank you, St. Joseph! Thank you!
Joseph! They've been looking for you for an hour, in Paradise!
Ouch! Don't you see how they're confused without my help?
Thank you, thank you!
Go, Isabella! Go to your prince! Go away!
Go!
This exceptional and generous concession was granted
for all to be happy on his wedding day!
Our most excellent lord and master,
Don Rodrigo Fern�ndez y Davalos, concedes,
to all his most disreputable and miserable of subjects,
the right to sit at his table, to eat and drink up to full satiety!
It's all good stuff!
Guys, let's go and eat! Come on!
Let's go and eat, it's all good stuff! Come on, guys!
Eat, baby eat! This is cream, you see?
I ate four plates of macaroni, a whole lamb,
a saucepan of eggplants, now the cake. Where do I put all this stuff?
Gramma, now you can even die. You've also tried the baba!
Isabella!
Isabella, come, I gotta show you something.
I've kept all the pieces.
Quiet!
Quiet all of you!
I want to make a toast!
Thank you, Prince,
for granting us the honor to sit at your own table.
Guards, arrest that slut!
Let her speak!
Courage! Nothing happened! It's not you who should be scared!
Thank you, Prince.
Thank you,
for letting all your servants and subjects,
including me,
to be fed for a day with this gift of God,
and not as always with a single dumpling.
But I must thank you more than the others,
because you trusted me.
And you mustn't think I didn't deserve it.
Plates can be broken in many ways.
Like this...
or like this.
This plate, and the other four,
were cut with a diamond ring.
A ring like that.
Attention everyone!
Now I want to speak!
I helped the Princess!
I advised the Princess to use a ring!
I couldn't bear
that a scullery maid would become queen.
Now I regret it, bien s�r,
but my convictions will stay the same!
With Your Highness permission, I will leave.
Immediately!
Where you going? The prison is that way!
Donna Isabella Candeloro,
Princess of Davalos!
Long live our prince and princess! Hooray! Hooray!
How do you want to celebrate your new princess?
Make a wish, it will be granted!
If I could eat again all over, once again from the beginning...
Bravo!
English subs by edam17@ KG November 2014
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