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The following story is based on actual events...
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DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
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What's Up?
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Animal Planet
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Man, I just had the craziest dream.
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About what?
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I don't remember.
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Morning guys.
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Morning Gene.
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What did we do last night?
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I don't know.
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Wait, didn't the twins have a party?
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Yeah! That's it. Twins had a party!
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Right!
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Were we there?
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I'm assuming we were. What kind of
boyfriends would we be if we weren't.
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Any messages?
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No.
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See you tomorrow Gene.
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Shibby.
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How do you know Gene?
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Oh, I thought he was your friend.
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No, no, I don't know him.
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I'm starving.
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It's... pudding.
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I always wondered what a fridge
full of pudding would look like.
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Is it possible that we got
so wasted last night,
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that we bought a lifetime supply of
pudding and then totally forgot about it?
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I'd say it's entirely possible.
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Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment.
Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby.
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- What happened to you guys last night?
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- You showed with the bunch of people, pizzas and a cake...
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...and now our house is trashed.
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- You guys are sucky boyfriends.
You're always disappointing us.
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- And now you're probably just sitting
there on the couch in your underwear...
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...playing stupid thumbwars...
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...wearing your ridiculous army helmets...
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...and if you are you've
probably forgotten our anniversary...
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...which is TODAY!
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That means you don't get the special
treats we had in store for you.
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We just wanted to call and thank
you guys for trashing our house.
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BYE!
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Twins are pissed dude.
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Good thing we already bought them gifts.
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So..., where are the gifts?
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- They must be in your car.
- Right! They're in the car. OK.
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So we'll just go and take the gifts
over to twins house and get our special treats.
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Hey! What do you think they mean by special treats?
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We've been going out with the twins for year now.
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And we still haven't had sex.
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Special treats is code for sex.
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Of course!
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Special treats!
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Sex!
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Open up you two shackals!
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It's Mr. Pizzacoli
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You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that
didn't get delivered and I want some answers!
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Open up this damn door!
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It's open!
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Moron!
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Hey. Mr. Pizzacoli! Hey, how are you doing?
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Thirty pizzas didn't get delivered last night.
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If I ever found out you were taking my
pizzas home for your own eating pleasure...
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...I will crush you like a doodlebug!
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Look! It's an elephant.
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What?
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Just a mailman.
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You two are the most
irresponsible, not to mention...
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...disappointing employees ever to work...
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...at Mr. Pizzacoli Pronto Pizza Deliveries.
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Well, a trained dolphin
could do a better job than you.
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Well, sure but then the pizzas would get all wet.
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Look! A unicorn!
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A unicorn?
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Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse. Weird.
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I know you've been embezzling
my pizza. And I will get you eventually.
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And when I do I swear to God...
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you will never deliver pizzas in this town again.
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Close one.
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Yeah.
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So, we'll go to the twins house,
we'll give them their anniversary gifts...
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...and then we'll apologise for
trashing their house and then....
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...we get our special treats.
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Dude, where's my car?
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Where's your car dude?
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Dude, where's my car?
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Where's your car dude?
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Dude, where's my car?
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Where's your car dude?
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Did I drive here last night?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Did we?
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I'm not sure.
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Dude, where's your car?
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Dude, it's not funny, dude, the car is gone.
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Yeah.
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Dude, where's my car?
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Shut up dude!
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OK. Look. You're right. I know we need to do.
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We need to get back into state of
mind that we were last night.
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That way we can retrace our steps.
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Yeah.
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Sense memory simulated perception
altered consciences memory retrieval.
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Discovery Channel.
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Nice.
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Nelson's?
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Shibby.
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- I'm sick of walking dude.
- Me too.
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Hey! It's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.
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Hey! Mrs. Crabbleman! Hey!
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Hey!
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Mrs. Crabbleman.
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Fucking stoners.
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She must have not recognised you.
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Hey! It's the Biglemans. Hey.
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Mr. Bigleman!
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Hey! Mr. Bigleman!
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Maybe we should just walk.
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Yeah.
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Listen, Nelson the car is gone and we
need to do this little sense memory thing...
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...so we can get back into state of
mind that we were in last night
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Deep in your consciousness you must look.
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Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must
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Aha. Your eyes you must close
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when you take it to the muuu
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Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Concentrating you're not dudes.
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Sorry.
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Is your dog dead?
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Not dead. Come here Jackal. Come here boy.
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I don't think he's coming.
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Maybe he's death dude.
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Death he is not dude.
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Come here Jackal. Come here Jackal.
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Does he know any other tricks besides not moving?
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Guys. Alright. You wanna see trick?
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Hey Jackal!
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Bite that killer. Here comes the fun.
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Good boy Jackal.
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Dude, your dog is a stoner.
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Can he also bone a beer?
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Nah, pretty much all he does is
lie around and smoke his pipe.
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Hey Jackal, can I see your pipe?
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No! Don't!
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Overprotective. It's his pipe.
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When other people touch it he does not like.
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Sorry Jackal.
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Yes. He's sorry
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Holy crap.
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That's one psycho dog dude.
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Yeah, hey you know what we should do now?
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Eat?
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No. Eat.
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Choice excellent my friend. I'll get the keys.
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Nelson, let me order
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Chinese Foooood. May I help you?
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Yeah. I'd like to place an order.
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What would you like?
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Yeah, I'd like three orders of garlic chicken.
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And then?
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And then three orders of white rice.
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And then?
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And then..., you guys want soup?
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Sure.
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Yeah, Three orders of wantan soup.
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And then?
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Oh, ah, some fortune cookies too.
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And then?
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That's it. I think that's about it.
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And then?
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No. That's it.
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And then?
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No 'and then'. I..., I..., that's all I want.
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And then?
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And then, and then, and then I'm,
then nothing else coz I'm done ordering. OK?
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And then?
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No. No. See, all I want is the three
orders of the garlic chicken
and the three orders of the white rice
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And then?
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And the soup dude.
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Oh, and the wantan soup.
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And then?
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And the cookies fortune.
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And the fortune cookies, yes. So it's
just the, it's the, the chicken...
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the rice, the soup and the fortune
cookies and that's it.
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And then?
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And then you can put it in a brown paper bag
and come put in my hand coz I'm ready to eat.
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And then?
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I refuse to play your chinese food mind games.
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And then?
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No, No 'and then'!
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And then?
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No 'and then'!
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And then?
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No 'and then'!
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And then?
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No 'and then'!
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And then?
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No 'and then'!
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And then?
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No, no 'and then'!
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And then?
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You're really starting to piss me off lady!
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And then?
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And then, I'm gonna come in there...
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...and I'm gonna put my foot in
your ass if you say 'and then' again!
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And then? And then? And then?
And then? And then?
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And then?
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Come on Nelson! Just help us find my car!
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You know you didn't have to
go a eggrow in that speaker box.
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Well I'm not the one that
called the Dalai Lama a fag.
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I was just kidding' around.
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Yeah, well Nelson didn't appreciate it. OK?
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Look! It's Chrisite Bonner.
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WOW!
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The hottest of the hot.
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El fuego of all that is el fuego.
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Did she just wave at us?
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No way!
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She would never wave at us.
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Then why did she just wave at us.
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I don't know. Maybe she thinks we're other people.
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People she waves to.
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Hi Chester.
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Hi.
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Hi Jesse.
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I had a really good time with you last night.
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Ah, me too.
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That was some crazy party, huh?
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Hey, ah, have you seen my car?
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Well, I saw it last night.
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I mean I saw the back seat.
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Oh! I'm talking about the whole thing.
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Why don't you just go out and buy another one
with all the money you were throwing around?
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Money?
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Yeah. Don't you remember you had that
really nice suitcase full of money?
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A suitcase full of money
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Don't you remember giving me
500$ to show you my hoohoos?
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- 500$?
- Hoohoos?
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You mean you don't remember anything?
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How about now?
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No.
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How about now?
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You know, I'm a little bit fuzzy too.
Maybe if I could get a little refresh of course.
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Alright.
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Are these loosers bothering you Christie?
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No Tommy.
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Guys like you could never score
with the chick like this.
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I suggest you stick to your own kind.
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You're such a jerk.
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Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend
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stoner bashing time.
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah!
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OK.
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Consider this your warning.
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Later dudes.
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Dude, you just touched
Christie Bonner's hoohoo.
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Shibby.
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Low 5.
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Let's get out of here.
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That Christie Bonner is super hot.
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Where did we get a suitcase full of money?
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Man, and why don't we have it now?
265
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:13,225
Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.
266
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:17,521
No. If we had a ridiculous
sum of money where would we go?
267
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:20,566
Dude.
268
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:30,577
Sweet.
269
00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:34,497
No way we were here last night.
270
00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:37,500
We'd never fit into the place like this.
271
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:42,130
Look everyone! It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester!
272
00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:02,484
Good afternoon Jesse, Chester.
How are we feeling today?
273
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:05,487
A little fuzzy.
274
00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:07,489
Hi Chester.
275
00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:09,491
Hi Jesse.
276
00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:13,495
Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?
277
00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:14,496
Have we met?
278
00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:16,498
It's me, Tania.
279
00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:22,295
Remember last night when I gave you
that super special slippery lap dance?
280
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,511
Of course. How can I forget?
281
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,347
You wanna do it again?
282
00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:35,685
This time it's on me.
283
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:46,904
If you say so.
284
00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:55,496
Didn't I get some sort of special lap dance?
285
00:17:55,746 --> 00:17:58,874
Did you ever?
286
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,512
Sweet.
287
00:18:11,762 --> 00:18:13,514
Sweet.
288
00:18:13,764 --> 00:18:19,520
So. Just how super special
can a slippery lap dance be?
289
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:23,525
What the hell were you thinking throwing around
my money like that?
That wasn't part of the plan!
290
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,485
You're a...
291
00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:28,488
I'm a gender challenged male!
292
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:32,159
What does that mean?
293
00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:36,580
Oh dude, you're a dude! That's...
294
00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:41,668
Oh! No!
295
00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:50,510
Last night I had the two of you sneak
a suitcase of stolen money out of the club.
296
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:51,511
You stole the money?
297
00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:53,513
200 000 $.
298
00:18:53,764 --> 00:18:55,515
200 000 $?
299
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:59,519
I gave you the suitcase and left. You guys were
supposed to meet me
but you never showed up.
300
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,521
Where's that suitcase?
301
00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:02,522
I don't know.
302
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:05,984
You don't know?
303
00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:16,496
Where's that suitcase?
304
00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:17,497
It's in my car.
305
00:19:17,747 --> 00:19:18,498
Then get it! Fast.
306
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:22,710
Or else you'll be singing soprano.
307
00:19:33,763 --> 00:19:36,516
Dude, dude!
308
00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:37,517
We've got to go.
309
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,519
What? Are you crazy? I'm
strawing by breakdancing strippers.
310
00:19:39,769 --> 00:19:42,522
Seriously, this is an emergency.
311
00:19:42,772 --> 00:19:44,232
So is this dude.
312
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:47,485
It's a breakdancing stripper emergency.
313
00:19:47,735 --> 00:19:49,487
Bye!
314
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:50,488
Bye Chester!
315
00:19:50,738 --> 00:19:52,490
I love you!
316
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:57,495
OK. Apparently we were supposed to meet him
with the suitcase
and we just didn't show up.
317
00:19:57,745 --> 00:19:58,496
Huh. Sounds like us.
318
00:19:58,746 --> 00:19:59,497
Man.
319
00:19:59,747 --> 00:20:00,498
How wasted were we last night.
320
00:20:00,748 --> 00:20:02,500
Well, I touched Christie Bonner's hoohoo...
321
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:07,505
...we're on the hook for a 200 000 $ on loan
from transsexual stripper
and my car is gone.
322
00:20:07,755 --> 00:20:08,506
I'd say we were pretty wasted.
323
00:20:08,756 --> 00:20:11,510
Dude, we really need to find your car.
324
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,514
OK. Let's see, the last place we
remember being last night was...
325
00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:16,515
the twins.
326
00:20:16,765 --> 00:20:19,518
But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.
327
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:20,519
I got it.
328
00:20:20,769 --> 00:20:23,522
We'll just get them a
little something for now.
329
00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:26,525
And then, when we find the car
we'll give them the real gifts.
330
00:20:26,775 --> 00:20:29,486
Dollar, thirty nine.
331
00:20:29,737 --> 00:20:30,487
I don't know.
332
00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,489
Trust me.
333
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:33,490
It's gonna be totally cool.
334
00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:34,491
OK.
335
00:20:34,742 --> 00:20:37,703
Let's go.
336
00:20:39,747 --> 00:20:42,499
We are so dead.
337
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,794
Roger that.
338
00:21:04,772 --> 00:21:07,525
We've been cleaning all morning.
What do you guys have to say for yourselves?
339
00:21:07,776 --> 00:21:10,070
Happy anniversary.
340
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,488
The
341
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:15,533
The Twins
342
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:19,496
We ate all the dark ones coz we
now you guys don't like those.
343
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,499
Dark ones are the only ones we do like.
344
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,501
Oh yeah.
345
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,920
But, but, you could use the box...
346
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:32,425
...to keep...to keep...
347
00:21:32,676 --> 00:21:35,220
...ribbons.
348
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,515
You guys forgot our anniversary. Didn't you?
349
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,516
Of course not!
350
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,102
No! We got you guys great gifts.
351
00:21:42,352 --> 00:21:43,520
We just had some car troubles.
352
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,523
Yeah. But we came over here as soon
as we could
to help you guys clean up...
353
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,526
...but, oh no.
354
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,528
It looks like you're already done.
355
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:55,490
All we have to do is take out the trash.
356
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,492
Say, they haven't been outside yet...
357
00:21:57,742 --> 00:22:00,662
Oh! You know what? We'll take out the trash.
358
00:22:00,913 --> 00:22:03,499
You guys go and take a nice hot bath.
359
00:22:03,749 --> 00:22:05,501
Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work.
360
00:22:05,751 --> 00:22:06,502
Go ahead and pay up to yourselves.
361
00:22:06,752 --> 00:22:10,297
Just don't make a mess.
362
00:22:13,759 --> 00:22:16,512
Slow and steady good body.
363
00:22:16,762 --> 00:22:17,513
10-4
364
00:22:17,763 --> 00:22:18,514
You're tilting.
365
00:22:18,764 --> 00:22:20,516
Why are you tilting?
366
00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:24,395
You gave me the heavy end.
367
00:22:30,363 --> 00:22:31,781
No. We can get it.
368
00:22:31,777 --> 00:22:33,529
No. Let it go.
369
00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:36,490
We're not leaving it behind.
370
00:22:36,741 --> 00:22:38,492
OK.
371
00:22:38,743 --> 00:22:41,662
I'll take my shoe off
372
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:46,500
Stop pushing.
373
00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:48,502
Watch it!
374
00:22:48,753 --> 00:22:51,672
Careful!
375
00:22:52,757 --> 00:22:54,508
You're cool?
376
00:22:54,759 --> 00:22:58,055
We're still cool.
377
00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:08,523
Now take your shoe off and you get it.
378
00:23:08,774 --> 00:23:09,524
OK
379
00:23:09,775 --> 00:23:11,526
Get it.
380
00:23:11,777 --> 00:23:12,527
That's it.
381
00:23:12,778 --> 00:23:15,739
I got it!
382
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:19,743
Oh my god!
383
00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:26,458
You guys can't do anything right.
384
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:30,879
Why do you have to mess everything up?
385
00:23:41,723 --> 00:23:44,476
I got three words: anger management.
386
00:23:44,726 --> 00:23:45,477
Yeah.
387
00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:49,856
Dude, we really need to find your car.
388
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:56,489
Hey guys.
389
00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,450
Sorry about yanking you off the street
like that but we really need to talk to you.
390
00:23:59,701 --> 00:24:01,452
Who are you guys?
391
00:24:01,703 --> 00:24:03,830
My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu....
392
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,833
...Zellner, Zelbor, Zelmina and Jeff.
393
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:09,460
Hey.
394
00:24:09,711 --> 00:24:11,462
To answer your question more specifically:
395
00:24:11,713 --> 00:24:15,466
We are the recipients of instructions
from extraterrestrials regarding the
396
00:24:15,717 --> 00:24:20,596
interstellar path to outer space.
397
00:24:20,722 --> 00:24:21,472
Go ahead and laugh.
398
00:24:21,723 --> 00:24:23,641
We are used to be in mot.
399
00:24:23,891 --> 00:24:26,477
OK.
400
00:24:26,728 --> 00:24:29,480
We've been sent by a wise and powerful leader
401
00:24:29,731 --> 00:24:30,481
Zoltan.
402
00:24:30,732 --> 00:24:34,485
to find you and recover the continuum transfunctioner.
403
00:24:34,736 --> 00:24:37,488
Hey. Have you guys ever been to Uranus?
404
00:24:37,739 --> 00:24:40,450
Yeah. It's supposed to be
really nice at this time of the year.
405
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,452
Hey. This is important.
406
00:24:42,702 --> 00:24:46,456
We intercepted an interstellar
message that leads us to believe...
407
00:24:46,707 --> 00:24:49,918
...that last night you were in
possession of the continuum transfunctioner.
408
00:24:50,169 --> 00:24:51,462
Where is it now?
409
00:24:51,712 --> 00:24:52,463
The who what?
410
00:24:52,713 --> 00:24:56,467
The continuum transfunctioner is a
very mysterious and powerful device...
411
00:24:56,717 --> 00:24:57,468
and?
412
00:24:57,718 --> 00:25:01,472
...and it's mystery is
exceeded only by it's power.
413
00:25:01,722 --> 00:25:04,475
I'm sorry but we don't
remember a thing about last night.
414
00:25:04,725 --> 00:25:06,477
You must be careful.
415
00:25:06,727 --> 00:25:09,480
Danger follows the continuum transfunctioner.
416
00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:10,481
So says Zoltan.
417
00:25:10,731 --> 00:25:13,567
Zoltan.
418
00:25:13,734 --> 00:25:15,486
I'll tell you what. You know...
419
00:25:15,736 --> 00:25:20,449
...we'll keep our eyes up for
the continual
transthing and if we see it
420
00:25:20,699 --> 00:25:21,450
we'll give you a call.
421
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,451
Yes, you must.
422
00:25:22,701 --> 00:25:24,370
But remember. You are in great danger.
423
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:27,164
Trust no one.
424
00:25:27,706 --> 00:25:28,457
Except for us.
425
00:25:28,707 --> 00:25:30,918
Oh yes. Thank you Jeff. Good point.
426
00:25:31,168 --> 00:25:32,461
Trust no one except for us.
427
00:25:32,711 --> 00:25:35,589
Zoltan.
428
00:25:40,719 --> 00:25:42,472
Wait a second. Let's recap.
429
00:25:42,722 --> 00:25:47,477
Last night we lost my car. We accepted
stolen money from transsexual stripper.
430
00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:50,480
And now some space nerds wants us to
find something we can't pronounce.
431
00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:56,194
I hate to say it Chester but maybe
we should cut back on the shibbying.
432
00:25:57,737 --> 00:25:58,488
Thanks dude.
433
00:25:58,738 --> 00:26:01,491
Oh good! You're right on time.
434
00:26:01,741 --> 00:26:03,451
You pick up special suits.
435
00:26:03,702 --> 00:26:06,454
Mr. Lee. Tailor. Make special suits for you.
436
00:26:06,705 --> 00:26:09,624
Come on.
437
00:26:13,712 --> 00:26:17,298
Dude, you've got a tattoo!
438
00:26:18,508 --> 00:26:19,467
So are you dude.
439
00:26:19,718 --> 00:26:22,429
No.
440
00:26:22,721 --> 00:26:23,471
Dude, what does mine tattoo say?
441
00:26:23,722 --> 00:26:24,889
Sweet.
442
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:25,473
What about mine?
443
00:26:25,724 --> 00:26:27,475
Dude. What does mine say?
444
00:26:27,726 --> 00:26:29,477
Sweet. What about mine?
445
00:26:29,728 --> 00:26:31,479
Dude. What does mine say?
446
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:32,480
Sweet. What about mine?
447
00:26:32,731 --> 00:26:34,482
Dude. What does mine say?
448
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:35,483
Sweet. What about mine?
449
00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:37,486
Dude. What does mine say?
450
00:26:37,737 --> 00:26:39,488
Sweet. What about mine?
451
00:26:39,739 --> 00:26:42,491
Dude. What does mine say?
452
00:26:42,742 --> 00:26:45,453
Sweet. What about mine?
453
00:26:45,703 --> 00:26:47,455
Dude. What does mine say?
454
00:26:47,705 --> 00:26:50,541
Sweet.
455
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,461
Idiots!
456
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,866
Your tattoo
says Dude, your tattoo says sweet.
457
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,176
Got it?
458
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,556
Sorry.
459
00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:16,484
Shibby.
460
00:27:16,734 --> 00:27:21,489
Very sharp, very sharp. You two number one
extra special very good looking guys.
461
00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,491
So we bought these last night?
462
00:27:23,741 --> 00:27:25,034
Oh yeah. You were pretty
463
00:27:25,284 --> 00:27:25,451
'wasted'
464
00:27:25,701 --> 00:27:26,452
last night.
465
00:27:26,702 --> 00:27:27,453
How much are these?
466
00:27:27,703 --> 00:27:31,457
Oh, you already paid for. I just do
some minor alteration. You know.
467
00:27:31,707 --> 00:27:34,044
Add the secret pockets you ordered.
468
00:27:34,294 --> 00:27:37,464
Hey, maybe we've got the continual transfaker
469
00:27:37,714 --> 00:27:40,634
Oh dude!
470
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,515
Dude!
471
00:27:52,729 --> 00:27:55,565
Sweet.
472
00:28:10,706 --> 00:28:11,456
Cool.
473
00:28:11,707 --> 00:28:13,458
Excuse me, but how
did we pay for these suits?
474
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:19,464
Oh, you pay cash, cold, hot, cash,
crispy new hundred dollar bills.
475
00:28:19,715 --> 00:28:22,467
Hey, you didn't by chance see what
car we were driving, did you?
476
00:28:22,718 --> 00:28:26,388
Me? No. I don't see no car.
477
00:28:30,727 --> 00:28:33,563
Hello.
478
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:38,443
Dude, we bought cell phones.
479
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:43,531
That's not all we bought dude.
480
00:29:28,744 --> 00:29:31,622
Shibby!
481
00:30:47,741 --> 00:30:51,494
Man, I can not believe we leased a car last night.
482
00:30:51,745 --> 00:30:53,496
But who's Johnny Potsmoker?
483
00:30:53,747 --> 00:30:54,456
That's my alter ego.
484
00:30:54,706 --> 00:30:56,458
Oh big, no, I thought that was my alter ego.
485
00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:59,461
No. That's my alter ego.
486
00:30:59,711 --> 00:31:03,590
Your alter ego is Smoky The Pot.
487
00:31:03,715 --> 00:31:06,468
Dude, you're never gonna figure that thing out.
488
00:31:06,718 --> 00:31:10,930
OK dude. There it is. Break time's over.
489
00:31:11,306 --> 00:31:12,474
Time to find my car.
490
00:31:12,724 --> 00:31:15,478
This is impossible.
491
00:31:15,728 --> 00:31:18,481
Are you Jesse and Chester?
492
00:31:18,731 --> 00:31:19,482
Huh?
493
00:31:19,732 --> 00:31:23,361
Are you Jesse and Chester?
494
00:31:24,737 --> 00:31:25,488
I don't know. Why?
495
00:31:25,738 --> 00:31:29,492
If you are Jesse and Chester perhaps
we will give you erotic pleasure.
496
00:31:29,742 --> 00:31:30,493
That's us!
497
00:31:30,743 --> 00:31:31,494
Right here.
498
00:31:31,744 --> 00:31:35,456
We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
499
00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:36,457
Who are you guys?
500
00:31:36,707 --> 00:31:38,042
We're not guys.
501
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:40,461
We're hot chicks.
502
00:31:40,711 --> 00:31:42,463
She's totally right.
503
00:31:42,713 --> 00:31:46,467
The continuum transfunctioner is a
very mysterious and powerful device
504
00:31:46,717 --> 00:31:47,468
...and...
505
00:31:47,718 --> 00:31:50,471
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power.
506
00:31:50,721 --> 00:31:54,308
That doesn't really help.
507
00:32:12,744 --> 00:32:16,498
We will give you pleasure now if
you give us the continuum transfunctioner.
508
00:32:16,748 --> 00:32:19,459
Let me get your proposition straight.
509
00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:24,464
First, you give us the pleasure,
then we give you the continuum transfunctioner?
510
00:32:24,715 --> 00:32:30,470
No. First, you give us the continuum transfunctioner,
then we give you the pleasure.
511
00:32:30,721 --> 00:32:32,472
I heard that one before.
512
00:32:32,723 --> 00:32:34,474
Hey look. How about this.
513
00:32:34,725 --> 00:32:39,479
You give... me the pleasure then we'll
give you the continuum transfunctioner
514
00:32:39,730 --> 00:32:41,481
then if there's time you
can take care of my friend.
515
00:32:41,732 --> 00:32:42,482
Dude
516
00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:43,483
Deal.
517
00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:44,484
Sweet.
518
00:32:44,735 --> 00:32:45,485
Will you wait a second? Please.
519
00:32:45,736 --> 00:32:47,487
Come here.
520
00:32:47,738 --> 00:32:49,489
Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.
521
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:53,076
Yeah. But for the love of God.
522
00:32:53,326 --> 00:32:55,996
They're offering us oral pleasure.
523
00:32:56,246 --> 00:32:58,749
Why?
524
00:32:58,999 --> 00:33:03,421
Hey. Where did hot chicks go?
525
00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:06,424
Where's my money boys?
526
00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:09,427
We were just going to get it.
527
00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:13,431
You guys picked the wrong
transsexual stripper to screw with.
528
00:33:13,681 --> 00:33:16,601
You're pitching me.
529
00:33:16,851 --> 00:33:22,190
Let's see what the cops have to say about this.
530
00:33:27,695 --> 00:33:28,446
Chester!
531
00:33:28,696 --> 00:33:31,449
I saw this on COPS. Hit the board and hit back.
532
00:33:31,699 --> 00:33:34,452
Bye, bye boys.
533
00:33:34,702 --> 00:33:35,453
Hey, can you go on the siren?
534
00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:39,457
So, you're sticking to the
'I don't remember' crap?
535
00:33:39,707 --> 00:33:41,417
Yeah. We don't remember.
536
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:45,421
Last night your car was spotted
leaving the scene of a major drug deal.
537
00:33:45,671 --> 00:33:47,423
Wait. You found my car?
538
00:33:47,674 --> 00:33:51,427
Believe me you guys got more
important things to worry about right now.
539
00:33:51,678 --> 00:33:54,430
Where were you between the
hours of midnight and 2AM last night?
540
00:33:54,681 --> 00:33:59,436
I told you. OK? We
don't remember anything.
541
00:33:59,687 --> 00:34:03,440
See we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
542
00:34:03,691 --> 00:34:08,445
Where were you last night
between the hours of midnight and 2AM?
543
00:34:08,696 --> 00:34:12,032
We, we don't know.
544
00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:25,421
Now do you remember?
545
00:34:25,671 --> 00:34:28,716
- No.
- No.
546
00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:39,351
How about now?
547
00:34:39,601 --> 00:34:46,316
No.
548
00:34:49,695 --> 00:34:53,449
Hey, leave him alone. He doesn't know anything.
549
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,452
Now are you ready to talk?
550
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,454
Dude, we don't remember.
551
00:34:57,704 --> 00:35:01,791
OK. Here're the whips you guys wanted.
552
00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:06,254
Hey. It's the donut guys.
553
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,423
Yeah, these two were at the frenchy donut
house last night when me and Louie came in.
554
00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:12,427
We started talking and they ended
up buying donuts for the whole precinct.
555
00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:14,429
Uuuh, what time did all this happen?
556
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:18,433
Let's see. Must have been between midnight and 2AM.
557
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,435
Damn.
558
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,437
You can't be the guys we're looking for.
559
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,523
Sorry.
560
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:32,447
Hang in there bro.
561
00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:35,450
Come on Kojak.
562
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,453
Listen. I'm really sorry about all this.
563
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:40,455
Looks like it was a
case of a mistaken identity.
564
00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:45,251
Actually those are the
real criminals over there.
565
00:35:45,668 --> 00:35:48,421
One of our officers made a wrong identification.
566
00:35:48,671 --> 00:35:52,593
Yeah. I'm... That was me.
I'm sorry about that one fellows.
567
00:35:52,843 --> 00:35:56,430
Rick here will tell you exactly where your car is.
568
00:35:56,681 --> 00:35:59,433
- We found the car.
- We found the car.
569
00:35:59,684 --> 00:36:03,062
We found the car!!!
570
00:36:04,689 --> 00:36:08,442
Now we get the anniversary gifts, go
to the twins house and get our special treats.
571
00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:10,194
Sweet.
572
00:36:10,444 --> 00:36:12,446
All right Rick. Give us
the keys and we're out of here.
573
00:36:12,697 --> 00:36:15,741
You got it.
574
00:36:17,702 --> 00:36:19,453
Oh boy. Oh, boy.
575
00:36:19,704 --> 00:36:20,454
What's the problem Rick?
576
00:36:20,705 --> 00:36:25,251
Nothing. I just..., oh boy, ok, geeze...
577
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:31,424
Did you guys say you wanted
your car back or you wanted it impounded?
578
00:36:31,674 --> 00:36:34,427
We want the car back.
579
00:36:34,677 --> 00:36:40,725
That's kind of funny, coz what happened was
I accidentally sent your car to the impound.
580
00:36:41,684 --> 00:36:42,435
Rick
581
00:36:42,685 --> 00:36:47,441
I know. I can definitely tell you this.
You guys can get the car back in a couple of days.
582
00:36:47,691 --> 00:36:52,487
We don't have couple of days.
We need the car back now.
583
00:36:52,696 --> 00:36:57,242
Say, how about a treat,
with bavarian cream.
584
00:36:59,703 --> 00:37:03,457
That's a good one there. That's a good pick.
585
00:37:03,707 --> 00:37:05,459
It's great. I have a lot of them.
586
00:37:05,709 --> 00:37:06,460
You know what Rick? Forget about it.
587
00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:07,461
Sure?
588
00:37:07,711 --> 00:37:08,462
Sike. Cheeze?
589
00:37:08,712 --> 00:37:13,216
Hey, you got me. Hey fellows who's the goose? Me.
590
00:37:19,681 --> 00:37:21,433
Damn.
591
00:37:21,683 --> 00:37:23,435
Have you seen Jesse and Chester?
592
00:37:23,685 --> 00:37:24,436
What?
593
00:37:24,686 --> 00:37:26,438
We're looking for Jesse and Chester.
594
00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:32,486
I don't know where those two slackers
are but I bet you those punks over there do.
595
00:37:32,694 --> 00:37:36,990
So they don't remember? I said later dudes.
596
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,452
What are you doing hanging
out with those jerks anyway?
597
00:37:39,702 --> 00:37:43,456
They were just being nice
to me unlike someone I know.
598
00:37:43,706 --> 00:37:46,459
You know maybe it's time I find
someone who has more sensitive side Dan.
599
00:37:46,709 --> 00:37:52,256
Someone who respects me as a person.
Maybe somebody like Jesse and Chester.
600
00:37:55,677 --> 00:37:56,427
Ok guys, listen up.
601
00:37:56,678 --> 00:38:01,432
We're gonna find Jesse and Chester
and when we do - stoner bashing time.
602
00:38:01,683 --> 00:38:03,434
Do you know Jesse and Chester?
603
00:38:03,685 --> 00:38:04,435
Who are you?
604
00:38:04,686 --> 00:38:06,437
We're hot chicks.
605
00:38:06,688 --> 00:38:08,439
Yes you are.
606
00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:12,610
We believe Jesse and Chester have
the continuum transfunctioner, however...
607
00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:16,447
...if you recover the the continuum
transfunctioner from them
and bring it to us...
608
00:38:16,698 --> 00:38:19,450
...we will give you erotic pleasure.
609
00:38:19,701 --> 00:38:20,451
You've got yourselves a deal.
610
00:38:20,702 --> 00:38:23,454
OK guys, ok guys, new plan:
611
00:38:23,705 --> 00:38:27,458
First, we find those stoners, get
the continuum transfunctioner then...
612
00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,460
...it's jurk bashing time.
613
00:38:29,711 --> 00:38:31,462
Yeah!
614
00:38:31,713 --> 00:38:36,427
Oh yeah. And I just remembered where you
might be able to find Jesse and Chester
615
00:38:36,677 --> 00:38:38,429
We sent those chicks to meet the twins
St. Margarets' School For Blind Boys. Outdoor Activities Day.
616
00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:42,433
That'll put those dudes in some hot water.
617
00:38:42,683 --> 00:38:44,435
Try it again.
618
00:38:44,685 --> 00:38:46,437
OK. Just knock it out of the bark Bobby. OK?
619
00:38:46,687 --> 00:38:48,439
Alright. Give it a shot.
620
00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:51,442
OK. You almost got it that time. Now just...
621
00:38:51,692 --> 00:38:54,445
...concentrate on the
beep and swing as hard as you can...
622
00:38:54,695 --> 00:38:56,447
...and keep your ear on the ball. OK?
623
00:38:56,697 --> 00:39:00,743
Alright little buddy, you can do it.
624
00:39:03,704 --> 00:39:06,749
I did it!!!
625
00:39:10,711 --> 00:39:12,463
Do you know Jesse and Chester?
626
00:39:12,713 --> 00:39:13,464
Pardon me?
627
00:39:13,714 --> 00:39:16,425
We're looking for Jesse
and Chester. Have you seen them?
628
00:39:16,675 --> 00:39:17,426
Who are you?
629
00:39:17,676 --> 00:39:20,429
We're extremely hot chicks with large breasts.
630
00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:22,431
Really?
631
00:39:22,681 --> 00:39:26,435
Do you mind if I touch your face?
It's the only way I can really see who I'm talking to.
632
00:39:26,685 --> 00:39:29,396
OK.
633
00:39:30,690 --> 00:39:33,985
Wow! You are hot!
634
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,453
Is this... normal?
635
00:39:43,703 --> 00:39:48,166
Oh yeah. This is how blind people shake hands.
636
00:39:50,710 --> 00:39:52,462
What the...? Sis!
637
00:39:52,712 --> 00:39:56,424
Excuse me... little help...
638
00:39:56,674 --> 00:39:58,426
Anthony, Anthony what is going on?
639
00:39:58,676 --> 00:40:02,389
Nothing. I was just reading.
640
00:40:02,681 --> 00:40:04,432
Bye ladies. I need to be alone now.
641
00:40:04,683 --> 00:40:06,434
We are looking for Jesse and Chester
642
00:40:06,685 --> 00:40:07,435
Who are you guys?
643
00:40:07,686 --> 00:40:10,146
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
644
00:40:10,397 --> 00:40:14,442
We were supposed to meet Jesse
and Chester later but we can not wait.
645
00:40:14,693 --> 00:40:15,443
Well, we don't know where they are.
646
00:40:15,694 --> 00:40:19,322
And frankly we don't care.
647
00:40:22,701 --> 00:40:23,868
Dude, let's call Nelson.
648
00:40:24,119 --> 00:40:26,997
- Yeah.
- See if he's home.
649
00:40:29,709 --> 00:40:30,459
Hello?
650
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:32,461
Hey Nelson. It's Chester.
651
00:40:32,712 --> 00:40:35,464
Hey Chester! No, it's me Tommy.
652
00:40:35,715 --> 00:40:37,425
Your body Nelson's busy at the moment.
653
00:40:37,675 --> 00:40:40,428
Is bad karma boys.
654
00:40:40,678 --> 00:40:45,433
Hey, why don't you go ahead and tell me
where that continuum transfunctioner is.
655
00:40:45,683 --> 00:40:46,434
Aaaa, no hablo english.
656
00:40:46,684 --> 00:40:51,439
Already your friend's dead unless
I get that continuum transfunctioner.
657
00:40:51,689 --> 00:40:54,442
Jackal! Get your pipe.
658
00:40:54,692 --> 00:40:55,443
My balls!
659
00:40:55,693 --> 00:40:58,446
What was that?
660
00:40:58,696 --> 00:41:02,450
Tommy's got Nelson. He knows
about the continuum transfunctioner.
661
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:06,704
Those double-crossing sexysexysluts.
662
00:41:07,705 --> 00:41:11,459
I'm so sick of hearing about
this continuum transfunctioner thing.
663
00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:14,462
I tell you what. If one more person asks..
664
00:41:14,712 --> 00:41:16,464
Have you found the
continuum transfunctioner?
665
00:41:16,714 --> 00:41:17,465
Who are you guys?
666
00:41:17,715 --> 00:41:21,428
We are the keepers of
the continuum transfunctioner .
667
00:41:21,678 --> 00:41:25,432
It is all that stands between the
universe and completely violent destruction.
668
00:41:25,682 --> 00:41:27,434
It is a very mysterious and powerful device..
669
00:41:27,684 --> 00:41:30,437
...and it's mystery is
only exceeded by it's power.
670
00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:32,439
Yeah, we know.
And we don't have it.
671
00:41:32,689 --> 00:41:33,440
But the universe?
672
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:37,069
Screw the universe.
673
00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:46,078
Screw the universe?
674
00:41:57,464 --> 00:42:00,759
Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools...
675
00:42:01,009 --> 00:42:05,222
That's one smart primate.
676
00:42:05,681 --> 00:42:09,434
Hey!
What are you guys doing here?
677
00:42:09,685 --> 00:42:13,438
We just wanted to come by and see
how that car trouble thing was going.
678
00:42:13,689 --> 00:42:18,152
Oh! The car. It's in the shop.
679
00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:21,406
Really. Is that that shop where
those beautiful women in black jump suits?
680
00:42:21,656 --> 00:42:23,408
The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?
681
00:42:23,658 --> 00:42:26,411
Well, you see. Jesse thought...
682
00:42:26,661 --> 00:42:30,415
Today's our anniversary, and not only do you
not have gifts
but you guys ditch us for some
683
00:42:30,665 --> 00:42:32,417
- Big breasted bimbos
- Big breasted bimbos
684
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:33,418
while we were cleaning our house...
685
00:42:33,668 --> 00:42:34,419
About that
686
00:42:34,669 --> 00:42:35,420
...which you completely trashed
687
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:36,421
- twice
- twice
688
00:42:36,671 --> 00:42:38,423
You guys are sucky boyfriends.
689
00:42:38,673 --> 00:42:44,137
We just wanted to come over and tell
you guys in person that it's over.
690
00:42:45,638 --> 00:42:49,267
- Wilma.
- Thank you Wanda.
691
00:42:57,650 --> 00:43:02,155
They're totally right. We are sucky boyfriends.
692
00:43:02,655 --> 00:43:05,408
Do you even remember
what kind of gifts we got them?
693
00:43:05,658 --> 00:43:09,787
- No
- I bet we got them sucky gifts.
694
00:43:10,664 --> 00:43:13,584
We suck.
695
00:43:19,673 --> 00:43:22,426
Wait a second. I just got a really
bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
696
00:43:22,676 --> 00:43:24,386
Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?
697
00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:29,141
No. No. You know what the feeling is?
698
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:32,644
It's love!
699
00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,396
Is that what that is?
700
00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:37,399
Yeah, I'm in love with Wanda
and you're in love with Wilma.
701
00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:38,400
Yeah!
702
00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:41,403
You see. Now that we know
that we've been sucky boyfriends...
703
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:43,405
...we can change.
704
00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:44,406
We can?
705
00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:46,408
Yeah! And you know what else?
706
00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:50,412
I'll bet you that we did buy
them super cool anniversary gifts.
707
00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:51,413
You know why?
708
00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:52,414
Coz we love them.
709
00:43:52,664 --> 00:43:54,958
And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper?
710
00:43:55,209 --> 00:43:55,793
Yeah.
711
00:43:56,043 --> 00:43:57,419
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
712
00:43:57,669 --> 00:44:00,422
We're gonna go down the impound lot and get the car...
713
00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:01,423
...which has the gifts in it...
714
00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:05,386
...and then we're gonna go over to the twins house
and beg for them to take us back!
715
00:44:05,637 --> 00:44:06,388
Yeah!
716
00:44:06,638 --> 00:44:07,389
Let's do it!
717
00:44:07,639 --> 00:44:10,392
Oh, no, hold on.
718
00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:11,393
I gotta take a crap.
719
00:44:11,643 --> 00:44:12,394
Told you.
720
00:44:12,644 --> 00:44:16,398
- I know.
- I know your body.
721
00:44:26,658 --> 00:44:28,410
Boys, I got some good news for you.
722
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:30,412
We just got your car in this morning.
723
00:44:30,662 --> 00:44:31,413
Alright!
724
00:44:31,663 --> 00:44:36,251
But the bad news is: Not only did officer
Boyer send your car to the impound...
725
00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:41,423
...he tagged it for auction and
it was sold this afternoon.
726
00:44:41,673 --> 00:44:42,424
Rick...
727
00:44:42,674 --> 00:44:44,426
Do you know who bought the car?
728
00:44:44,676 --> 00:44:47,387
I happen to have the address right here.
729
00:44:47,637 --> 00:44:49,389
Alright.
730
00:44:49,639 --> 00:44:56,062
But it'd be against regulation
457XY2D665 to give it to you.
731
00:44:56,646 --> 00:44:58,398
Come on...
732
00:44:58,648 --> 00:45:01,402
Reaching on to this side of the counter is not allowed.
733
00:45:01,652 --> 00:45:06,699
The last guy who tried it
ended up with three broken fingers.
734
00:45:08,659 --> 00:45:09,827
Reach it.
735
00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:11,287
You can reach it.
736
00:45:11,537 --> 00:45:18,085
No. I got one of these carpal
tunnels. What if I further injure myself.
737
00:45:18,669 --> 00:45:19,420
I have to do everything.
738
00:45:19,670 --> 00:45:24,341
Well. I'm a better lookout.
My vision's better. You know that.
739
00:45:24,592 --> 00:45:28,220
That's it. That's it.
740
00:45:29,638 --> 00:45:31,390
Got it!
741
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,518
OK. OK.
742
00:45:34,643 --> 00:45:35,394
What are you doing?
743
00:45:35,644 --> 00:45:38,647
I'm stuck.
744
00:45:38,647 --> 00:45:41,609
Come on.
745
00:45:42,651 --> 00:45:45,571
Don't...
746
00:45:45,654 --> 00:45:49,116
Dude, here she comes.
747
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:05,425
I got it. I got it.
748
00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:06,426
We'll.... We'll spit on it.
749
00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:08,428
You know. Lubrication.
750
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:10,389
That's grouse dude.
751
00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:14,309
Here she comes. SPIT! SPIT!
752
00:46:14,559 --> 00:46:20,399
Good news guys. I talked to my supervisor and
he said I can give you the address after all.
753
00:46:20,649 --> 00:46:22,401
That's great.
754
00:46:22,651 --> 00:46:25,404
But the bad news is
755
00:46:25,654 --> 00:46:29,991
I'm gonna have to confiscate your pinky
756
00:46:44,673 --> 00:46:48,593
Alright. Next stop: find my car.
757
00:46:48,844 --> 00:46:50,429
Hey. Check it out.
758
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:54,767
Totally gaynotic dudes at 3 o'clock.
759
00:46:59,647 --> 00:47:02,400
Wait. I got an idea.
760
00:47:02,650 --> 00:47:04,402
Now we just go over there and ask
for the continuum transfunctioner?
761
00:47:04,652 --> 00:47:06,362
Yeah. It's that easy.
762
00:47:06,612 --> 00:47:09,407
Thank you both. Very much.
763
00:47:09,657 --> 00:47:11,409
Hey. Don't mention it.
764
00:47:11,659 --> 00:47:15,371
That's for the galaxy dudes.
765
00:47:15,663 --> 00:47:19,292
Time to get your car dude.
766
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,893
Those creepy space nerds are back dude.
767
00:47:38,978 --> 00:47:42,690
Dude, you're not worried about them.
768
00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:47,237
They're totally harmless.
769
00:48:03,670 --> 00:48:06,423
Now, may I have the continuum transfunctioner?
770
00:48:06,673 --> 00:48:08,425
Not quite yet.
771
00:48:08,675 --> 00:48:13,430
Would you consider giving it to
me while I continue to give you pleasure?
772
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,392
OK.
773
00:48:16,642 --> 00:48:18,394
Wake up dude.
774
00:48:18,644 --> 00:48:19,395
More pleasure...
775
00:48:19,645 --> 00:48:22,439
What?
776
00:48:22,648 --> 00:48:24,400
Nothing.
777
00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:28,946
Get dressed. We're going to the big house.
778
00:48:31,657 --> 00:48:33,409
Nice outfits.
779
00:48:33,659 --> 00:48:36,412
They're not outfits.
They're interstellar jump-suits.
780
00:48:36,662 --> 00:48:38,414
Hey. Nice interstellar jump-suits.
781
00:48:38,664 --> 00:48:41,458
Yeah.
782
00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:49,426
Wow! Nice place.
783
00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:50,427
Is this where Zoltan...
784
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:53,430
Is this where Zoltan hangs out?
785
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,141
No. This is his parent's house.
786
00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:59,978
We're going over there.
787
00:49:00,228 --> 00:49:01,396
A barn? Is it red?
788
00:49:01,646 --> 00:49:02,814
No.
789
00:49:03,064 --> 00:49:06,359
Then it's not a barn.
790
00:49:11,656 --> 00:49:12,407
This is creepy.
791
00:49:12,657 --> 00:49:15,410
It's like a country music video.
792
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:16,411
Alright. That's far enough.
793
00:49:16,661 --> 00:49:17,412
You there.
794
00:49:17,662 --> 00:49:18,413
You over there.
795
00:49:18,663 --> 00:49:21,958
No messing around.
796
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:26,629
Ok dude. Remember which one it is?
797
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:38,434
- Here. Let me.
- I'll do it.
798
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:39,393
It's that one.
799
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,688
Grab the...
800
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:46,525
Keys...
801
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:52,448
Grab the fucking ex... and....
those studs in the head.
802
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:58,496
You want the fire extinguisher?
803
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:11,467
- Enough.
- No, not that one.
804
00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:29,985
Cool.
805
00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,406
What are you? Death?
806
00:50:32,656 --> 00:50:33,407
Hey. You don't have to be mean. OK?
807
00:50:33,657 --> 00:50:37,577
How are we gonna get out of here?
808
00:50:53,677 --> 00:50:57,431
Your attention please. Our
imperial commander Zoltan...
809
00:50:57,681 --> 00:51:01,435
...requests your presence at the office ...
810
00:51:01,685 --> 00:51:05,272
for level seven meeting? Ah..., over.
811
00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:32,633
It is now my great pleasure to
present to you our wise and powerful leader
812
00:51:32,675 --> 00:51:35,261
- Zoltan!
- Zoltan!
813
00:51:35,511 --> 00:51:38,056
- Zoltan.
814
00:51:50,234 --> 00:51:54,322
The time has come you guys.
815
00:51:58,618 --> 00:52:04,374
We are finally going to fulfil our
prophecy of outer space travel.
816
00:52:04,624 --> 00:52:06,376
Zoltan!
817
00:52:06,626 --> 00:52:11,381
They laughed at us when we said that aliens existed and
they mothed us when we started wearing...
818
00:52:11,631 --> 00:52:16,177
...bubble wrap jump suits.
But who's laughing now?
819
00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:19,389
I'll tell you who's laughing now. We are!
820
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:21,391
Zoltan.
821
00:52:21,641 --> 00:52:24,395
Soon we will leave this lame planet and
822
00:52:24,645 --> 00:52:31,026
fly through outer space
with cool aliens who like us.
823
00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:35,239
It is going to be awesome!
824
00:52:40,619 --> 00:52:41,954
That's them.
825
00:52:42,204 --> 00:52:44,373
They knocked us out and stole our spacesuits.
826
00:52:44,623 --> 00:52:45,374
No we didn't
827
00:52:45,624 --> 00:52:46,375
Yeah you did!
828
00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:47,918
No we didn't
829
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:48,961
Yes you did!
830
00:52:49,211 --> 00:52:50,379
No we didn't.
831
00:52:50,629 --> 00:52:51,380
Yes you did.
832
00:52:51,630 --> 00:52:56,677
Hey, who you're gonna believe?
Us or them?
833
00:52:58,637 --> 00:53:02,349
So you're Jesse and Chester.
834
00:53:02,641 --> 00:53:05,394
I've been looking forward
to meeting you guys, although...
835
00:53:05,644 --> 00:53:09,523
I'm sorry it had to be like this.
836
00:53:09,606 --> 00:53:10,357
Wanda!
837
00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:12,359
Wilma!
838
00:53:12,609 --> 00:53:19,159
Normally we would never resort violence but
we are dealing with continuum transfunctioner afterall.
839
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,368
If you don't deliver it to us...
840
00:53:20,618 --> 00:53:23,371
...your girlfriends are history.
841
00:53:23,621 --> 00:53:25,373
Don't worry girls. We'll save you.
842
00:53:25,623 --> 00:53:29,294
Yeah. You can depend on us.
843
00:53:29,627 --> 00:53:31,379
Enough.
844
00:53:31,629 --> 00:53:36,217
Go now and bring us the
continuum transfunctioner.
845
00:53:36,634 --> 00:53:41,556
And be quiet on your way out,
my parents are taking a nap.
846
00:53:51,608 --> 00:53:54,277
And then you can tell us where
the continuum transfunctioner is.
847
00:53:54,527 --> 00:53:56,363
And then?
848
00:53:56,613 --> 00:53:58,156
And then we'd be able to go and get it.
849
00:53:58,406 --> 00:54:01,576
And then?
850
00:54:02,619 --> 00:54:06,122
Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?
851
00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:08,375
Wow, wow, wow.
852
00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:11,378
I don't see the car. Are you
sure this is the place?
853
00:54:11,628 --> 00:54:13,381
The car'd better be in there.
854
00:54:13,631 --> 00:54:16,175
I almost lost my pinky to get that info.
855
00:54:16,634 --> 00:54:21,180
Oh man, I sense there's something
very canadian about this place.
856
00:54:26,644 --> 00:54:29,522
Plan B!
857
00:54:31,607 --> 00:54:33,359
Right.
858
00:54:33,609 --> 00:54:34,360
Are you ready?
859
00:54:34,610 --> 00:54:37,363
Let's do this.
860
00:54:37,613 --> 00:54:38,364
One.
861
00:54:38,614 --> 00:54:39,365
Two.
862
00:54:39,615 --> 00:54:42,451
Three.
863
00:54:46,622 --> 00:54:49,834
I'm ok. You ok?
864
00:54:50,626 --> 00:54:53,462
Shibby.
865
00:55:26,621 --> 00:55:29,958
Dude. It's a lama.
866
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:34,379
It's not a lama. It's an ostrich.
867
00:55:34,629 --> 00:55:38,383
OK. Very slowly...
868
00:55:38,633 --> 00:55:40,385
...let's turn around...
869
00:55:40,635 --> 00:55:41,386
...and go back the other way.
870
00:55:41,636 --> 00:55:44,347
OK.
871
00:55:47,642 --> 00:55:50,395
New plan. We turn around again...
872
00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:53,398
...very slowly...
873
00:55:53,648 --> 00:55:55,359
...and go back the other way.
874
00:55:55,609 --> 00:55:58,320
OK.
875
00:56:03,618 --> 00:56:06,996
They're everywhere.
876
00:56:08,623 --> 00:56:10,375
What now?
877
00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:13,586
Hey, I saw this thing about
ostriches on Animal Planet.
878
00:56:13,836 --> 00:56:15,380
Those are lama's dude.
879
00:56:15,630 --> 00:56:20,385
No. What you're supposed
to do is stand very still...
880
00:56:20,635 --> 00:56:25,056
...and eventually they'll
get bored and go away.
881
00:56:28,643 --> 00:56:32,105
I think it's working.
882
00:56:38,611 --> 00:56:41,739
Stupid lamas.
883
00:56:42,615 --> 00:56:45,576
Let's go!
884
00:56:48,621 --> 00:56:51,374
Let's get in this car!
885
00:56:51,624 --> 00:56:54,544
Chester.
886
00:56:55,628 --> 00:56:56,379
What ostriches eat?
887
00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,382
Why?
888
00:56:58,632 --> 00:57:00,384
If they eat peanuts...
889
00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:03,387
...we'll just throw them
peanuts and they'll go away.
890
00:57:03,637 --> 00:57:05,389
We don't have any peanuts.
891
00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:09,101
Great, we're screwed.
892
00:57:17,609 --> 00:57:18,360
They're leaving. It worked.
893
00:57:18,610 --> 00:57:20,362
What worked?
894
00:57:20,612 --> 00:57:23,866
Whatever we did.
895
00:57:40,632 --> 00:57:43,385
Now may I have the continuum transfunctioner?
896
00:57:43,635 --> 00:57:46,805
Not quite yet.
897
00:57:50,642 --> 00:57:52,394
Scary dream, huh?
898
00:57:52,644 --> 00:57:55,398
What's up? My name is Mark.
899
00:57:55,648 --> 00:57:57,400
Where are we?
900
00:57:57,650 --> 00:57:59,736
You're in punishment room.
901
00:57:59,986 --> 00:58:03,365
This is where he likes to
keep the ostrich poachers.
902
00:58:03,615 --> 00:58:04,366
Poachers?
903
00:58:04,616 --> 00:58:05,367
Yeah. That's right.
904
00:58:05,617 --> 00:58:09,371
You know, I've been in this cage for about three years
five months and seventeen days...
905
00:58:09,621 --> 00:58:13,083
...but who's counting...
906
00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:16,127
How's my breath?
907
00:58:16,628 --> 00:58:18,380
That bad, huh?
908
00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:21,383
Where are you guys from?
I'm from Connecticut, hi, Mark.
909
00:58:21,633 --> 00:58:23,551
There we go.
910
00:58:23,802 --> 00:58:25,387
Chester!
911
00:58:25,637 --> 00:58:26,638
Get him off.
912
00:58:26,888 --> 00:58:29,391
Pierre.
913
00:58:29,641 --> 00:58:30,392
Hi.
914
00:58:30,642 --> 00:58:33,395
No, that's not what it looks
like. Maybe a little bit.
915
00:58:33,645 --> 00:58:33,978
How is your now?
916
00:58:34,229 --> 00:58:36,398
Shut up!
917
00:58:36,648 --> 00:58:41,152
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy gasp today.
918
00:58:41,611 --> 00:58:45,365
In France when a man is caught poaching ostriches.
919
00:58:45,615 --> 00:58:50,371
...we shave his head and we
make him to run through the fields.
920
00:58:50,621 --> 00:58:52,373
Oh God, that's the good part.
921
00:58:52,623 --> 00:58:56,252
Once you have seen this...
922
00:58:56,627 --> 00:58:59,380
...you are never quite the same.
923
00:58:59,630 --> 00:59:00,548
OK.
924
00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:02,383
Tell me about it. I used to model.
925
00:59:02,633 --> 00:59:05,386
Lucky for you I am an honorable man.
926
00:59:05,636 --> 00:59:07,388
What? I'm sorry.
927
00:59:07,638 --> 00:59:10,391
I said I am an honorable man.
928
00:59:10,641 --> 00:59:12,935
I'm sorry, an honograbbbble?
929
00:59:13,185 --> 00:59:14,395
honorable.
- honogargable?
930
00:59:14,645 --> 00:59:15,396
honorable.
- honogarable?
931
00:59:15,646 --> 00:59:17,398
I don't know what you're saying.
932
00:59:17,648 --> 00:59:19,400
Honorable! Honorable!
- ^%$@^@
933
00:59:19,650 --> 00:59:21,402
I think you're trying to say honorable.
934
00:59:21,652 --> 00:59:22,361
Shut up!
935
00:59:22,611 --> 00:59:24,363
Hey, I'm sorry.
936
00:59:24,613 --> 00:59:27,950
Right, hear this. I am going to ask you a question.
937
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,370
If you get it right I will set you free.
938
00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:32,371
If you get it wrong...
939
00:59:32,621 --> 00:59:35,374
...well, you will be spending a lot of time with the...
940
00:59:35,624 --> 00:59:39,086
...ever popular Mark.
941
00:59:39,628 --> 00:59:42,381
I can be very nice.
942
00:59:42,631 --> 00:59:43,382
Alright, here it is:
943
00:59:43,632 --> 00:59:47,304
What is the average running speed...
944
00:59:47,554 --> 00:59:51,391
...of a full grown male african ostrich?
945
00:59:51,641 --> 00:59:55,395
Pass. Pass to me. I know it.
946
00:59:55,645 --> 00:59:56,396
Pass to Mark.
947
00:59:56,646 --> 00:59:57,397
You can not pass!
948
00:59:57,647 --> 01:00:00,400
Shut up. What do I have to do to shut you up?
Do I have to hose you down again?
949
01:00:00,650 --> 01:00:03,403
Don't hose me. Maybe later.
950
01:00:03,653 --> 01:00:05,113
Dude, we're dead.
951
01:00:05,364 --> 01:00:08,367
Not so fast.
952
01:00:08,617 --> 01:00:13,372
The full grown male african ostrich or the latin "struthio camelus"
can go to an average size of sixty six inches...
953
01:00:13,622 --> 01:00:16,375
...and weight anywhere from 225 to
350 pounds that can get up to....
954
01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:19,378
...well an average speed of...
955
01:00:19,628 --> 01:00:21,380
...27 miles per hour.
956
01:00:21,630 --> 01:00:23,965
This is absolutely correct.
957
01:00:24,216 --> 01:00:25,384
Animal Planet!
958
01:00:25,634 --> 01:00:27,386
Well. I said brown.
959
01:00:27,636 --> 01:00:31,390
Here, let me get you out of this stinky cage.
960
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,391
Oh, please forgive me.
961
01:00:32,641 --> 01:00:33,392
Can I get you guys some beers?
962
01:00:33,642 --> 01:00:35,394
I'd like a Near-Beer please.
963
01:00:35,644 --> 01:00:36,395
Shut up!
964
01:00:36,645 --> 01:00:39,399
Well, actually we just came
about the car that you bought today.
965
01:00:39,649 --> 01:00:41,401
We just wanted to get some stuff out of it.
966
01:00:41,651 --> 01:00:44,404
No problem. Right this way.
967
01:00:44,654 --> 01:00:46,364
Well, it was nice meeting you guys.
968
01:00:46,614 --> 01:00:48,366
Good luck with the whole modeling thing.
969
01:00:48,616 --> 01:00:50,368
Email me. OK?
970
01:00:50,618 --> 01:00:53,830
freek-in-cage.com
971
01:00:57,625 --> 01:01:01,796
The... The car was here this afternoon.
972
01:01:02,630 --> 01:01:04,382
It just disappeared.
973
01:01:04,632 --> 01:01:06,384
How do you just lose a car?
974
01:01:06,634 --> 01:01:08,386
I'm so sorry you guys. I...
975
01:01:08,636 --> 01:01:09,387
I feel terrible.
976
01:01:09,637 --> 01:01:12,390
Alright. Pierre. Just focus here.
977
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,393
Was there anything in the car when you got it?
978
01:01:15,643 --> 01:01:21,899
No, nothing. Except of course for this.
979
01:01:22,608 --> 01:01:25,403
Dude!
980
01:01:39,585 --> 01:01:42,337
Dude, I'm having my next birthday party here for sure.
981
01:01:42,588 --> 01:01:45,716
Yeah, me too.
982
01:01:48,594 --> 01:01:50,345
Cool.
983
01:01:50,596 --> 01:01:53,348
Hey, excuse me. Can you tell me where locker 206 is?
984
01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:55,350
Yeah, it's right over there.
985
01:01:55,601 --> 01:01:56,351
Oh, hey, it's you guys.
986
01:01:56,602 --> 01:02:00,355
Dude, you guys paid an amazing
round of pot-pot last night.
987
01:02:00,606 --> 01:02:01,356
We did?
988
01:02:01,607 --> 01:02:02,775
Oh, yeah!
989
01:02:03,025 --> 01:02:03,358
Thanks dude.
990
01:02:03,609 --> 01:02:06,445
Shibby.
991
01:02:06,612 --> 01:02:07,363
Here it is.
992
01:02:07,613 --> 01:02:09,615
I sure hope my money's in there.
993
01:02:09,865 --> 01:02:11,325
Yep.
994
01:02:11,575 --> 01:02:12,326
Who are you?
995
01:02:12,576 --> 01:02:13,327
This is my boyfriend Patty.
996
01:02:13,577 --> 01:02:15,329
Nice to meet you.
997
01:02:15,579 --> 01:02:18,332
How did he pop a name like this?
998
01:02:18,582 --> 01:02:22,795
Less questions. More giving me my money!
999
01:02:26,590 --> 01:02:27,341
Guess this is it.
1000
01:02:27,591 --> 01:02:31,179
Yup. The moment of truth.
1001
01:02:32,597 --> 01:02:34,349
It's been a long strange trip dude.
1002
01:02:34,599 --> 01:02:37,352
Sure has Jesse.
1003
01:02:37,602 --> 01:02:38,645
Hey!
1004
01:02:38,895 --> 01:02:40,355
I've got a plane to catch.
1005
01:02:40,605 --> 01:02:43,316
OK.
1006
01:02:47,612 --> 01:02:50,699
My suitcase.
1007
01:02:54,577 --> 01:02:56,913
Oh my god! You guys are the best!
1008
01:02:57,163 --> 01:03:00,917
Thank you so much.
1009
01:03:04,587 --> 01:03:08,800
Thanks for your help fellow. Good work.
1010
01:03:11,594 --> 01:03:14,347
Are we... Are we supposed to be grousout here?
1011
01:03:14,597 --> 01:03:16,349
I don't know.
1012
01:03:16,599 --> 01:03:19,436
Bye...
1013
01:03:20,603 --> 01:03:25,359
Look at this stuff. Captain Stue tickets.
1014
01:03:25,609 --> 01:03:27,945
Awesome.
1015
01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:31,949
Ohh! Jellybeans
1016
01:03:33,159 --> 01:03:35,327
No jellybeans...
1017
01:03:35,578 --> 01:03:40,708
Cool straw. I'm gonna keep this.
1018
01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:44,545
Hey, look at these.
1019
01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:47,339
Dude, we speak Japanese.
1020
01:03:47,590 --> 01:03:50,426
Sweet!
1021
01:03:53,596 --> 01:03:56,348
I don't see a continuum transfunctioner in here.
1022
01:03:56,599 --> 01:03:59,351
Wait a second. What do we
know about the continuum transfunctioner?
1023
01:03:59,602 --> 01:04:03,355
That it's a very mysterious and powerful device...
- and?
1024
01:04:03,606 --> 01:04:05,357
and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power.
1025
01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:10,863
Right!
But has anyone ever said
anything about what it looks like?
1026
01:04:11,614 --> 01:04:14,325
No.
1027
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:31,510
That was Jesse and Chester. They've
got the continuum transfunctioner.
1028
01:04:32,761 --> 01:04:36,973
Quick, to my mother's minivan.
1029
01:04:39,601 --> 01:04:45,023
That was Jesse and Chester. They've
got the continuum transfunctioner.
1030
01:04:45,607 --> 01:04:49,653
Quick, to my stepdad's pickup truck.
1031
01:04:50,987 --> 01:04:55,325
I'm really getting a hang on this thing dude.
1032
01:04:55,575 --> 01:04:58,328
Yes!
1033
01:04:59,579 --> 01:05:03,417
Yes, I finally beat you.
1034
01:05:04,584 --> 01:05:06,503
You... You're a competitor.
1035
01:05:06,753 --> 01:05:10,507
Oh, boy, you got me the first nine, but not number ten.
1036
01:05:10,757 --> 01:05:13,343
Not gonna happen.
1037
01:05:13,593 --> 01:05:14,344
Time for the final showdown.
1038
01:05:14,594 --> 01:05:15,346
Chester, Jesse.
1039
01:05:15,596 --> 01:05:19,350
Don't worry girls. We're here to save the day.
1040
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,354
Quit it. These things are expensive.
1041
01:05:23,604 --> 01:05:28,359
Enough. You have the continuum
transfunctioner or not?
1042
01:05:30,778 --> 01:05:32,363
Now, release our girlfriends.
1043
01:05:32,613 --> 01:05:33,948
First give up the transfunctioner.
1044
01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,366
First release the girlfriends.
1045
01:05:35,616 --> 01:05:37,910
First you give us the continuum
transfunctioner. Then...
1046
01:05:38,161 --> 01:05:41,330
Same time...
1047
01:05:41,581 --> 01:05:44,333
Yes!
1048
01:05:45,585 --> 01:05:47,336
We have got the continuum transfunctioner.
1049
01:05:47,587 --> 01:05:49,338
There they are.
1050
01:05:49,589 --> 01:05:54,177
OK stoners. Where's the continuum
transfunctioner?
1051
01:06:01,601 --> 01:06:03,352
Hey. You...
1052
01:06:03,603 --> 01:06:07,148
Release dodo bird
1053
01:06:09,609 --> 01:06:10,360
Tommy you're such a jerk.
1054
01:06:10,611 --> 01:06:11,361
Yeah.
1055
01:06:11,612 --> 01:06:13,364
That's our continuum transfunctioner.
1056
01:06:13,614 --> 01:06:15,366
Well now it's mine.
1057
01:06:15,616 --> 01:06:18,410
Nerd.
1058
01:06:22,581 --> 01:06:26,335
- Dude, let's get out of here
- Yeah.
1059
01:06:26,585 --> 01:06:29,338
Where is the continuum transfunctioner?
1060
01:06:29,588 --> 01:06:31,340
We don't have it.
But...
1061
01:06:31,590 --> 01:06:34,343
...we'd like you to meet our
girlfriends Wanda and Wilma.
1062
01:06:34,593 --> 01:06:36,345
Yeah, we've already met.
1063
01:06:36,595 --> 01:06:38,347
You'd better stay away from our boyfriends.
1064
01:06:38,597 --> 01:06:41,350
You fake breasted sluts.
1065
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,104
OK. Let's go this way.
1066
01:06:46,605 --> 01:06:48,774
Halt. Where is the continuum transfunctioner?
1067
01:06:49,024 --> 01:06:52,361
Well, you wanna go talk to that guy over there.
1068
01:06:52,611 --> 01:06:53,946
Let the pleasure begin.
1069
01:06:54,196 --> 01:06:56,365
That is not the continuum transfunctioner.
1070
01:06:56,615 --> 01:06:59,868
Of course it is.
1071
01:07:02,579 --> 01:07:06,126
Follow the kids.
Come on. Follow. Go. Go.
1072
01:07:19,597 --> 01:07:21,349
Nerd bashing time.
1073
01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:25,353
It's not our fault. It was them.
1074
01:07:25,603 --> 01:07:31,359
Looking for a Smoky McPot. I
have a delivery for a Smoky McPot.
1075
01:07:31,609 --> 01:07:32,360
You ordered pizza?
1076
01:07:32,610 --> 01:07:34,362
Yeah. I figured we'd get hungry.
1077
01:07:34,612 --> 01:07:36,531
Oh, no! It's you two!
1078
01:07:36,781 --> 01:07:38,366
Look dude, I almost got it.
1079
01:07:38,616 --> 01:07:42,328
Dude, you're really starting to piss me
with your Rubik’s Cube obsession. OK?
1080
01:07:42,579 --> 01:07:45,415
Sweet!
1081
01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:49,335
Wow!
1082
01:07:56,593 --> 01:07:59,345
No wonder those things are so impossible.
1083
01:07:59,596 --> 01:08:01,348
Oh no, you've activated the
continuum transfunctioner.
1084
01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:02,349
Alright, what's going on?
1085
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,895
Once all five of the Darusi
Crystals stop flashing the...
1086
01:08:06,145 --> 01:08:08,355
...universe is going to be destroyed.
1087
01:08:08,606 --> 01:08:09,356
How do you know all that?
1088
01:08:09,607 --> 01:08:11,358
We've been intercepting
interstellar transmissions for years.
1089
01:08:11,609 --> 01:08:13,360
Zoltan!
1090
01:08:13,611 --> 01:08:14,361
Nerds.
1091
01:08:14,612 --> 01:08:16,364
Way to go Chester.
1092
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,366
I'm sorry.
1093
01:08:18,616 --> 01:08:22,370
Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.
We are the keepers of the continuum transfunctioner.
1094
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:24,330
They will use it to destroy the universe.
1095
01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:28,501
No. We are the keepers of the
continuum transfunctioner.
1096
01:08:28,751 --> 01:08:30,336
They want to destroy the universe.
1097
01:08:30,586 --> 01:08:31,337
Stop copying us.
1098
01:08:31,587 --> 01:08:32,338
Stop copying us.
1099
01:08:32,588 --> 01:08:33,756
Stop copying us.
1100
01:08:34,006 --> 01:08:35,341
Stop copying us.
1101
01:08:35,591 --> 01:08:37,343
Bitch.
1102
01:08:37,593 --> 01:08:38,344
Don't you guys remember?
1103
01:08:38,594 --> 01:08:43,474
We came to this planet last night to escape
the clutches of those evil space sluts.
1104
01:08:43,724 --> 01:08:46,352
We met you here at the space-o-rama
and then
you gave us a ride back to our space ship...
1105
01:08:46,602 --> 01:08:51,357
...and that's when we realized that
we had lost the continuum transfunctioner.
1106
01:08:51,607 --> 01:08:54,360
Hurry, there's only three blinking lights left.
1107
01:08:54,610 --> 01:08:55,946
Bye, bye universe.
1108
01:08:56,196 --> 01:08:59,366
He's right dude. We're gonna make the wrong decision.
1109
01:08:59,616 --> 01:09:05,330
You know what dude. I refuse to let us go down
in history
as the dudes who destroyed the universe.
1110
01:09:05,580 --> 01:09:09,334
How do we figure out which ones are the true keepers
of the continuum transfunctioner?
1111
01:09:09,584 --> 01:09:11,336
Well, it's... it's simple.
1112
01:09:11,586 --> 01:09:16,341
We just ask them a question about last night
that only the ones that are telling the truth would know.
1113
01:09:16,591 --> 01:09:19,344
But we can't remember a thing.
1114
01:09:19,594 --> 01:09:20,345
You gotta hurry.
1115
01:09:20,595 --> 01:09:23,724
Not now Jeff.
1116
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,353
If we really did give one
of you guys a ride last night...
1117
01:09:28,603 --> 01:09:33,024
...then you'll know the answer to this question:
1118
01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:35,360
Hurry!
1119
01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:42,868
What score did we get on the eighteenth
hole of the miniature goIf course last night?
1120
01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:49,583
You got the hole-in-one.
1121
01:09:49,833 --> 01:09:51,335
That....
1122
01:09:51,586 --> 01:09:54,505
...is...
1123
01:09:55,423 --> 01:09:57,842
...correct.
1124
01:10:07,602 --> 01:10:11,105
Deactivation complete.
1125
01:10:18,613 --> 01:10:22,367
Wait a second. If you guys don't
remember a thing about last night...
1126
01:10:22,617 --> 01:10:24,369
...how do you know they were telling the truth?
1127
01:10:24,619 --> 01:10:26,371
Well, it's simple really.
1128
01:10:26,621 --> 01:10:27,372
The pudding!
1129
01:10:27,622 --> 01:10:30,333
Wow, you guys had a plan!
1130
01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:34,128
And it actually worked.
1131
01:10:38,591 --> 01:10:41,344
For the love of God.
1132
01:10:41,594 --> 01:10:45,932
Wow, morphing is cool.
1133
01:10:53,607 --> 01:10:57,778
Wow, that is one super hot giant alien.
1134
01:11:01,573 --> 01:11:02,324
Let's go!
1135
01:11:02,574 --> 01:11:05,828
Chester, Jesse.
1136
01:11:09,581 --> 01:11:11,291
That is amazing.
- Yeah.
1137
01:11:11,542 --> 01:11:16,046
Those are the biggest hoohoos I have ever seen.
1138
01:11:25,556 --> 01:11:28,892
We will now use the power of the
continuum transfunctioner
to punish you to hook
1139
01:11:29,143 --> 01:11:33,939
of the New Jersey..
1140
01:11:35,524 --> 01:11:38,318
What are we supposed to do now?
1141
01:11:38,569 --> 01:11:42,615
I think we run dude.
1142
01:11:50,582 --> 01:11:54,169
Those guys are in a hurry.
1143
01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:04,304
I wanna go with that one daddy.
1144
01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:07,932
Me too son, me too.
1145
01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:23,323
Hey, what do I do with this thing?
1146
01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:27,327
You gotta activate the PHOTON
ACCELERATOR ANNIHILATION BEAM.
1147
01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:28,328
The what?
1148
01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:31,873
They said: the PHOTON
ACCELERATOR ANNIHILATION BEAM
1149
01:12:32,123 --> 01:12:35,043
...you fools!
1150
01:12:35,543 --> 01:12:39,090
Hurry, activate it dude.
1151
01:12:40,549 --> 01:12:42,301
I think this is it.
1152
01:12:42,551 --> 01:12:46,180
Thank you captain obvious.
1153
01:12:46,430 --> 01:12:48,057
I can't reach it.
1154
01:12:48,307 --> 01:12:50,309
Deep, in your conciseness you must look.
1155
01:12:50,559 --> 01:12:53,187
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
1156
01:12:53,437 --> 01:12:56,315
Do you have to talk like that?
1157
01:12:56,565 --> 01:13:00,111
I like the way you talk.
1158
01:13:04,573 --> 01:13:06,325
'Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools'
1159
01:13:06,575 --> 01:13:09,537
I got it!
1160
01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:18,421
Oh boy.
1161
01:13:21,549 --> 01:13:24,301
We saved the universe.
1162
01:13:24,552 --> 01:13:28,055
The big bitch is dead.
1163
01:13:39,568 --> 01:13:43,822
Damn. Now those are some big ass panties.
1164
01:13:44,573 --> 01:13:46,324
Christie honey could you give me a hand?
1165
01:13:46,575 --> 01:13:50,579
No Tommy. I've found somebody else.
1166
01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,334
Jesse and Chester just saved the universe.
1167
01:13:56,585 --> 01:14:00,297
You guys are still gonna
take us into outer space. Right?
1168
01:14:00,547 --> 01:14:05,385
There is a party in a
Crab Nebula. You guys can come to.
1169
01:14:10,557 --> 01:14:11,308
There you go.
1170
01:14:11,558 --> 01:14:15,312
Thanks for your help. Jesse and Chester.
1171
01:14:15,562 --> 01:14:17,314
You have helped insure the safety of the universe.
1172
01:14:17,564 --> 01:14:20,317
Well that's the cool and all, but...
1173
01:14:20,567 --> 01:14:21,318
...dude, where's my car?
1174
01:14:21,568 --> 01:14:23,320
You mean you guys don't remember?
1175
01:14:23,570 --> 01:14:25,322
Damn, you were wasted last night.
1176
01:14:25,572 --> 01:14:29,327
Now, before we go, we must
eliminate all knowledge of this encounter.
1177
01:14:29,577 --> 01:14:34,332
Wait, no. We have so many questions
that we'd wanna ask you about the universe.
1178
01:14:34,582 --> 01:14:36,334
Like what?
1179
01:14:36,584 --> 01:14:39,462
Well...
1180
01:14:40,546 --> 01:14:43,299
Have you guys ever been to Uranus?
1181
01:14:43,549 --> 01:14:46,344
Nice.
1182
01:14:59,565 --> 01:15:00,316
Good morning guys.
1183
01:15:00,566 --> 01:15:03,694
Morning Gene.
1184
01:15:04,570 --> 01:15:06,322
We'll go over to the twins house...
1185
01:15:06,572 --> 01:15:07,323
and then?
1186
01:15:07,573 --> 01:15:08,324
...and then we give them their anniversary gifts...
1187
01:15:08,574 --> 01:15:09,742
and then?
1188
01:15:09,992 --> 01:15:11,119
and then we'll apologize for trashing the house.
1189
01:15:11,369 --> 01:15:11,953
and then?
1190
01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:13,329
and then we get our special treats.
1191
01:15:13,579 --> 01:15:14,330
and then?
1192
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:15,081
Dude, that's really annoying.
1193
01:15:15,331 --> 01:15:17,333
Sorry.
1194
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:21,045
Dude, where's my car?
1195
01:15:21,546 --> 01:15:23,298
Dude, where's my car?
1196
01:15:23,549 --> 01:15:27,052
Where's your car dude?
1197
01:15:28,554 --> 01:15:32,099
Dude, there's your car.
1198
01:15:35,561 --> 01:15:38,564
I heart U.
1199
01:15:38,564 --> 01:15:42,359
You guys are great boyfriends.
1200
01:15:42,568 --> 01:15:44,570
We have something for you too.
1201
01:15:44,820 --> 01:15:46,321
A very special treat.
1202
01:15:46,572 --> 01:15:49,408
Shibby!
1203
01:15:51,577 --> 01:15:54,329
We saw the names on ourselves.
1204
01:15:54,580 --> 01:15:56,331
Wow.
1205
01:15:56,582 --> 01:15:59,668
Put them on!
1206
01:16:03,547 --> 01:16:06,967
You guys look great.
1207
01:16:11,575 --> 01:16:13,242
What are these?
1208
01:16:14,558 --> 01:16:17,311
Ah, more gifts.
1209
01:16:17,562 --> 01:16:18,313
They're beautiful.
1210
01:16:18,563 --> 01:16:21,316
Where did you guys get these?
1211
01:16:21,566 --> 01:16:24,611
This place.
1212
01:16:26,571 --> 01:16:28,323
Thank you for helping to save the universe
1213
01:16:28,573 --> 01:16:31,326
We hope your girlfriends like these gifts
1214
01:16:31,576 --> 01:16:33,328
We know you will
1215
01:16:33,578 --> 01:16:37,374
How wasted were we last night?
1216
01:16:40,585 --> 01:16:42,337
Sweet.
1217
01:16:42,587 --> 01:16:45,382
Dude.
1218
01:16:56,726 --> 01:16:58,311
Is anyone hungry?
1219
01:16:58,561 --> 01:16:59,312
Yeah.
1220
01:16:59,562 --> 01:17:00,313
I can go for some chinese food.
1221
01:17:00,563 --> 01:17:02,107
That sounds great.
1222
01:17:02,357 --> 01:17:04,984
Sweet.
1223
01:17:08,571 --> 01:17:09,322
My back itches dude.
1224
01:17:09,572 --> 01:17:11,324
Jesse you got a tattoo.
1225
01:17:11,574 --> 01:17:13,327
Oh my god, so do you Chester.
1226
01:17:13,577 --> 01:17:14,370
No way. What's mine say?
1227
01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:15,287
Dude.
1228
01:17:15,538 --> 01:17:16,330
What about mine?
1229
01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:17,373
Sweet.
1230
01:17:17,623 --> 01:17:18,958
Yeah, but what does mine say?
1231
01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:20,000
Dude.
1232
01:17:20,251 --> 01:17:21,127
What about mine?
1233
01:17:21,377 --> 01:17:22,336
Sweet.
1234
01:17:22,586 --> 01:17:24,880
I know they're sweet, but dude what does mine say?
1235
01:17:25,131 --> 01:17:26,048
Dude!
1236
01:17:26,298 --> 01:17:26,882
What about mine?
1237
01:17:27,133 --> 01:17:29,093
Sweet.
1238
01:17:31,971 --> 01:17:34,098
Hit it!
1239
01:17:41,564 --> 01:17:44,316
I can you sexy.
1240
01:17:44,567 --> 01:17:48,571
How did he pop on up like this?
1241
01:17:49,572 --> 01:17:53,784
This isn't fair. They're booting us
1242
01:17:58,831 --> 01:18:00,916
Sweet!
Dude!
1243
01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:02,334
I am fun loving. I like charades.
1244
01:18:02,585 --> 01:18:03,335
Shut up!
1245
01:18:03,586 --> 01:18:06,964
Go ahead and laugh.
1246
01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:27,444
Zoltan.
1247
01:18:36,578 --> 01:18:37,329
That's keeper
1248
01:18:37,579 --> 01:18:41,333
Fingers crossed. I'm out
1249
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:43,919
I got it.
1250
01:18:44,169 --> 01:18:47,339
You wanna piece of this?
1251
01:18:47,589 --> 01:18:48,340
Dude!
1252
01:18:48,590 --> 01:18:49,299
Sweet!
1253
01:18:49,549 --> 01:18:50,717
And then?
1254
01:18:50,967 --> 01:18:52,302
and then we went and leased
1255
01:18:52,552 --> 01:18:53,720
and then?
1256
01:18:53,970 --> 01:18:55,305
got those sweet jumpsuits we....
1257
01:18:55,555 --> 01:18:56,306
and then?
1258
01:18:56,556 --> 01:18:59,476
then we went... oh man.... i'm losing it
1259
01:18:59,726 --> 01:19:01,311
i am fun loving, without my clothes
1260
01:19:01,561 --> 01:19:05,566
the PHOTOMIC INS.... the great thing... dummy!
1261
01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:06,984
Dude!
1262
01:19:07,235 --> 01:19:09,821
Sweet!
1263
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:16,494
Shall we cut?
1264
01:19:16,744 --> 01:19:20,331
We've got to cut. I mean we'd have to.
1265
01:19:20,581 --> 01:19:22,333
This dudes have to cut it.
1266
01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:25,336
Cut.
1267
01:19:25,586 --> 01:19:28,715
Punkass kids!
1268
01:19:30,550 --> 01:19:33,136
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