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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:53,280 Belinda Carlisle there with one of the biggest hits of 1987 so far. 3 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:57,520 Gotta love that track! Coming up next in just a moment... 4 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,600 Could you please stop it? I just wanna have some fun, okay? 5 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,760 Kelly, come on. 6 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,280 - Kelly. - I'm still walking, Wes. 7 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,520 We've only got a couple of hours so let's, uh... let's use it. 8 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,600 I am using it. 9 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,640 Hey. 10 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,320 You're good at this. 11 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,640 It's, uh... got different endings. 12 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,800 Depending on if you're in one or two player. 13 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,000 Uh-huh? 14 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,600 - It was kinda the first game to do that. - Damn it! 15 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,800 Do you wanna play Top Speed? 16 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,600 Oh, no. 17 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:35,360 Thank you. I just wanna get my bearings a bit. 18 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,600 Uh... okay. 19 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,480 - See you around? - Mm-hmm. 20 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,640 Go along with whatever I say. 21 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,240 - Sorry? - Whatever I say, go along with it. 22 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,520 Okay, Wes, you're just pestering now. 23 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,520 - Do I have to red light you? - Two hours 35. 24 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,080 - There's not much time left. - Wes. 25 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,160 Look... 26 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:26,600 - Last week, we had the most amazing... - Last week was last week. 27 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,240 I need to talk with my friend here, okay? Haven't seen her in a while. 28 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,920 Wes, she's sick. 29 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,920 Like "six months to live" sick. 30 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,120 Five, actually. 31 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,000 I need to catch up with her. Private time. 32 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,200 Okay. 33 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,200 Okay. 34 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,760 - Hey, I'm sorry. - That's okay. 35 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,320 See you around? 36 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,040 Sure. 37 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,200 Sorry for killing you. 38 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,240 The whole "six months to live" thing? 39 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,080 Sorry. Five. 40 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,840 Five was a nice touch. 41 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,120 - Kelly. - Yorkie. 42 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,680 - Yurgie? - Yorkie. 43 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,600 Like the dog breed? 44 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,560 Yeah. 45 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,560 He's not a bad guy. I feel kinda bad. 46 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,040 - Met him at the Quagmire so... - What's the Quagmire? 47 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,000 If you don't already know what the Quagmire is, 48 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,040 you probably don't wanna know. 49 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,120 No? 50 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,320 You want another one? 51 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,200 - Oh, no, I... - Yeah, you do. Come on. 52 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,960 Do I have to tug your leash? 53 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,920 - Hey, Blondie. - I'm Blondie? 54 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,280 You are. Jack and Coke times two. 55 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,520 - Oh, no. Mine was just a Coke. - Times two. 56 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,920 - What are you doing? - I'm... regarding you. 57 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,360 I feel like I'm being analysed. 58 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,280 - Why the glasses? - Um... 59 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,680 I like them. They totally work on you. But do you need them? 60 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,440 - Yeah, the lenses don't do anything. - Knew it! 61 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,840 I used to wear them in school. 62 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,040 So I guess now they're just kind of a... comfort thing. 63 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,520 I figured they were kind of a fashion statement. 64 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,040 - Really? - But then the rest of your outfit is not. 65 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:35,960 Don't take that wrong. It's refreshing. I mean, look around. 66 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,280 People try so hard to look how they think they should look. 67 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,200 They probably saw it in some movie. 68 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,080 But I like these. 69 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,440 You're authentically you. 70 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,920 Thanks. 71 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,400 Cheers. 72 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,960 You never tasted it before? 73 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,400 No, I... 74 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,200 I just haven't had it in a while. It's good. 75 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,960 Do you live here? 76 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,680 - No. Oh, uh... - Tourist? 77 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,120 We'll go with tourist. So you're new here? 78 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:20,000 - First night. - First night? Wow, okay! 79 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,040 Oh, my God! 80 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,800 We have to dance to this. 81 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,400 - With each other? - Uh-huh. 82 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:33,680 - Oh, no. Dance floors aren't my thing. - Oh, let's not limit ourselves. 83 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,040 - No, I can't. - Yes, you can, come on. 84 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:41,000 - No, I'll look dumb... - Just follow my lead! 85 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,480 Copy me. 86 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,320 You got it. 87 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,680 Hey! 88 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:23,160 - Why did you run away? - Oh, sorry. 89 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,640 I... I said I'm not much of a dancer. 90 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,760 No shit. 91 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,520 Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there. 92 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,760 I'm kidding. Half kidding. 93 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,800 Sorry I pushed you into it. 94 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,200 Saturday nights once a week. It's like no time. I get impatient. 95 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,160 No, no, it's not that. It's... 96 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,640 - Everyone was looking. - Looking? 97 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:54,440 Yeah. You know, two girls dancing. 98 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,560 Okay, one, folks are way less uptight than they used to be. 99 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:01,320 And two, this is a party town. No one's judging. 100 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:08,080 Face it. If they were staring, it's because I am bodacious. 101 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,800 - You're stupid. - Thank you! 102 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,800 - I've never been on a dance floor. - Never? 103 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,960 As in the whole time you've been alive never? 104 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,000 Never. 105 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,960 What are you, like, Amish? 106 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,240 That's one sheltered existence you got there. 107 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,520 Yeah, well. 108 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,240 As far as my family's concerned, I can't do anything. 109 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,760 Well, no one knows about even half the shit I get up to. 110 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,560 With your folks, though, it's from a place of love, though, right? 111 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,320 - They worry. - They don't worry. 112 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:57,760 Just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds. 113 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,680 What would you like to do? That you've never done? 114 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,640 Oh... 115 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,800 So many things. 116 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,880 San Junipero is a party town. 117 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,240 All up for grabs. 118 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,760 Midnight's two hours away. 119 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,440 Oh, that's not long. 120 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,080 Why waste time sitting here? 121 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,640 I, um... 122 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,760 - Listen... - It's okay. 123 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,200 - No, I mean... - Really, it's okay. 124 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:47,160 No, I'm, uh... I'm engaged. I have a fiancé. 125 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,880 - He's called Greg. - And is Greg here? 126 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,520 - No, he's... - Elsewhere? 127 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,840 Yeah. 128 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,160 Oh. 129 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,840 Wanna go to bed with me? 130 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,400 We could be back at mine in like... 131 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,040 I never did anything like that. 132 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,480 All the more reason. 133 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,360 Oh, you're nice. 134 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,160 - I can't. - Okay. 135 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,960 - I just... I can't. - I get it. 136 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,080 - I have to go. - In this? 137 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,120 It's been really great to meet you. 138 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,800 Likewise. 139 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,600 Okay. 140 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,120 Okay. 141 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,160 Okay. 142 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,080 Shit. 143 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,120 - What the hell, Wes? - Look, I know I'm coming across... 144 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,920 - I'm red lighting you, for real. Okay? - No, don't do that. Just... 145 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,640 - Then stop this. - Can you hear me out? Please? Please. 146 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,280 How many girls do you think there are in San Junipero? 147 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,880 Hundreds? Thousands? 148 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,000 I don't care. 149 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,680 I'm saying there's plenty of other girls out there for you, Wes. 150 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,080 The locals? They're like dead people. 151 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,240 A little lively for dead people. 152 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,920 Look, I don't want some kind of boring romance, okay? 153 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,800 Like, Jesus, put us in a retirement home deal. 154 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,320 Well, if you're looking for someone to fuck, there's options. 155 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,760 - Hang out at the Quagmire again. - It's not just sex. 156 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,840 - It was just sex. - No, we made a connection. 157 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,720 Wes, it was just sex. 158 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,040 - No... - No roots. 159 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,400 We had fun. 160 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 I'm sorry. 161 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,280 Enjoy the town, for God's sake. 162 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,560 - Hey. - Hey. 163 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,400 Waiting for someone? 164 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,160 Not really. 165 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,280 I'll get you a drink? 166 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,360 Uh, yeah, sure. 167 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,480 So, uh... yeah, it was microsurgery, I guess. 168 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,360 You know, both my kneecaps had kind of just worn down. 169 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,680 You know, I never got this song. Kind of weird. 170 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,840 - Shall we dance? - Sure. 171 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:02,200 I mean, I guess by the time I'd put my mind to, like, computing. 172 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,760 You know, caught that first wave, would have had a different story. 173 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Gotta use the bathroom. 174 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Okay. 175 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,120 - I don't know how to do this. - Do what? 176 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,760 Just help me. 177 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,920 Can you just... 178 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,560 Just make this easy for me? 179 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,040 You wanna get in my car? 180 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,040 - How long have you been here? - Sorry? 181 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,880 - How long have you been here? - In San Junipero? 182 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:25,760 Uh... Couple of months. Plan is long enough to enjoy myself. 183 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,400 Guess I'm a tourist, like you. 184 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,520 Yeah. 185 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,800 Hey. You okay? 186 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,840 Yeah. 187 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,520 Stop! 188 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,240 Sorry, but... 189 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,160 Man, your face! 190 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,920 Wow. 191 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,920 - You like it? - It's just so big. 192 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,680 Reminds me of where I grew up. 193 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,400 Miss your mom? 194 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,120 You have to show me. 195 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,400 - Okay. - Okay. 196 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,560 You never slept with a woman before? 197 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,760 That's not a critique. I mean, it was fucking awesome. 198 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,160 No, never with a woman. 199 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,800 Never with anyone. 200 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,760 Not anyone? 201 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,720 - What, in town or...? - No. No one, nowhere. 202 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,560 - I guess you deflowered me. - I deflowered you? 203 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,520 What is this? Merry England? 204 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,840 Shut up. 205 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,920 You've had relationships though. 206 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,800 Mnh-mnh. 207 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,880 Hello! You got a fiancé. 208 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,480 - It's complicated. - Yeah, I'll say. 209 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,840 When did you know... 210 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,400 - that you liked women? - I like men too. 211 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,120 Equal rights. 212 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,240 Okay. 213 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,480 But when did you know? 214 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,760 Do you always know? 215 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,360 I was married to a guy. A long time, I was married. 216 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,800 I always knew. 217 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,720 I mean, I'd be attracted to other girls, 218 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:39,360 co-workers, friends, some waitress that served me. 219 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,800 They were crushes. God, they were crushes. 220 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,800 Never acted on any of it. 221 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,600 Never did anything. 222 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,640 I was in love with him. 223 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,640 I really was in love with him. 224 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:15,840 But he chose not to stick around. 225 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:25,960 So now it's me. And I'm passing through. 226 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,400 And before I leave, I'll have a good time. 227 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,800 I'm just gonna have a good time. 228 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,200 Time's nearly up. 229 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,040 Then let's lie here. 230 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,040 Excuse me? 231 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,320 Have you seen Kelly? 232 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,240 - What's that? - Kelly. 233 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,680 I haven't seen her all night. 234 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,520 You tried the Quagmire? 235 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,440 What is the Quagmire? 236 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,960 - Whoa! Hey! - I'm sorry! 237 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,840 Yeah, I know you from somewhere. 238 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,160 Tucker's. 239 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,400 - Kelly's friend, huh? - Do you know where to find her? 240 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,040 - How would I know that? - You're her friend. 241 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,920 - Was a friend. - Has she been here? 242 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,080 No. 243 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,640 You too, huh? 244 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800 Well... 245 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,320 Hey. Try a different time. 246 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,600 Here in '80, the '90s, 2002 one time. 247 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,760 She's worth the shot, right? 248 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,320 Introducing the totally redesigned Chrysler Cordoba. 249 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,920 All the luxury you expect is here. 250 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,960 But so is gas mileage... 251 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,520 No, no, no. 252 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,720 - Hey. - Hey. 253 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,440 Golden age, right? 254 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,800 - Right. - You playing or... 255 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,000 I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone. 256 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,200 Maybe... next time. 257 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,120 Kelly? 258 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,520 Yeah! 259 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,120 You're beautiful! 260 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,480 - Select a song! - Hi. 261 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,120 Ladies' room. 262 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,440 Hey. 263 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,640 Hey. No, you... 264 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,760 Wait a minute. 265 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,440 Why are you here? 266 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,680 I was looking for you. Where did you go? 267 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,440 I like a change of music. 268 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,000 How the hell is this your era? 269 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,200 - You hid from me. - One, I did not. 270 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:20,000 Two, I owe you zero. And three... see point two. 271 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,040 It's not about who owes who. It's about manners. 272 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,320 You don't know who I am. 273 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,880 You don't know what this means. 274 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,080 This means fun. 275 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,120 Or it should. And this... 276 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,440 This is not fun, okay? 277 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,120 This is not fun. 278 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,920 So you don't feel bad? 279 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:59,520 Maybe you should feel bad. Or at least feel something. 280 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,760 Have you seen a girl? Mid-20s, brown hair, glasses? 281 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,400 Uh... 282 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,560 Oh, jeez. 283 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,520 Hey. 284 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,360 Please tell me you got your pain slider set to zero. 285 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,520 Yeah, I think so. 286 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,600 - Okay, listen. - How many of them are dead? 287 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,320 Like what percentage? 288 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,160 As in full-timers? 289 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,800 Eighty. Eighty-five. 290 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,560 I'm sorry. 291 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:09,840 - I'm not gonna jump. - I know, and I'm sorry, whatever it's... 292 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,480 In the time I've been here, I said I wouldn't... 293 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,120 I don't know, do feelings. 294 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,680 You freaked me out. 295 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,240 I don't want to like anyone. 296 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:33,360 So you've been just... totally fucking inconvenient. 297 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,800 It's that... 298 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,880 I don't know how long there is. 299 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,680 And I can't. I wasn't prepared for you. For wanting something... 300 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,840 Next week it is. 301 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,040 I'm getting married. 302 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,000 Next week? 303 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,920 To nice Greg? 304 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,800 - Sure you're going through with that? - I have to. 305 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,640 - You have to? - Mm-hmm. 306 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,360 He really is a good guy. 307 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,520 I mean, my family don't approve, but... 308 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,760 they can't stop us. 309 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,360 I know he pities me. That pisses me off. 310 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:57,400 But that's not fair 'cause he's... 311 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,880 You said you don't know how much time there is. 312 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,320 What does that mean? 313 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,800 They tell me three months. 314 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,680 It's spread basically everywhere. 315 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,200 They said three months before six months ago. 316 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,200 So, you know, what do they know? 317 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,880 Doesn't even taste of anything. 318 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,440 - But so you'll stay here after? - No. 319 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,240 When I'm done, I am done. 320 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,560 But that's cra... I mean... 321 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,880 - Why? - Richard. 322 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,640 That's... 323 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,400 My husband's name was Richard. 324 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,960 He died just two years ago. 325 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,880 So we had the opportunity to stay in San Junipero. 326 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,960 Pass over. 327 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,160 Didn't take it. 328 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,760 - Didn't want to take it. - Why wouldn't anyone take it? 329 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,600 He had his viewpoint. 330 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,600 There were things he believed and things he didn't believe in, 331 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,360 and this place was one of them. 332 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,200 Wouldn't even visit. Take the trial run. 333 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,520 Shit. 334 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:48,040 I didn't know if I wanted to try it but... I mean... 335 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,960 Jesus, without this place, I never would've met someone like you. 336 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,000 - Yeah, you could have. - No, I wouldn't. 337 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,320 - We could have met outside all this. - No. 338 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,760 You... would not have got me at all. 339 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,920 At all. 340 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,880 If we really met, I mean... 341 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,360 If we really met, you wouldn't like me. 342 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,280 Try me. 343 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,640 Or you'd... You wouldn't want to spend time with me. 344 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,960 - You'd come and then... - Try me. 345 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040 Why? 346 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,640 Why? What's the point? 347 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,840 What? Where are you? Houston? 348 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,560 Carson City, Nevada. 349 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,680 So come on. 350 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,840 I showed you mine. 351 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,720 Where are you? 352 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,240 - I can just look it up. - Santa Rosa, California. 353 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,040 - That's no distance. - I don't want you to... 354 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,240 - I don't want you to see me. I'm scared... - And I'm dying. 355 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,240 Whatever you are can't scare me. 356 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,560 Let me come visit. 357 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,120 I want to say hi. 358 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,040 Here you go. 359 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,560 You okay? 360 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,840 Please check in at our self-service pods 361 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,720 using swipe cards provided. 362 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,480 - You must be Kelly. - I guess I must. 363 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,800 - She's waiting for you. - Thank you. 364 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,600 Please. 365 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,160 She won't be able to physically respond in any way. 366 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,080 But she can hear you. 367 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,200 I'll give you some privacy. 368 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,520 Hello, stupid. 369 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,440 It's good to see you. 370 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:56,360 Uh... Hello. Excuse me. Is it... Kelly? 371 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,240 It is. 372 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,480 - I'm Greg. - You're Greg? 373 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,880 Holy shit. 374 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,720 Yeah, I think it's great that you came down here in person 375 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,080 before she passes over. 376 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,920 Even her folks don't come visit no more so... 377 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,280 She's passing over? 378 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,240 - When? - Uh... 379 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,680 - Let's go grab a coffee. - Okay. 380 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,360 - She didn't tell you? - No, she did not. 381 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:32,960 - Said she was just visiting. - More like sampling the trial version. 382 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:40,680 I mean, I've only known her the past three years. 383 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,720 We talk on the comm box. 384 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,440 She told you how she ended up quadriplegic? 385 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,360 And how long she's been that way? 386 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,480 One night, she's 21, comes out to her folks. 387 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,240 They're a little uptight about it, you might say. 388 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,080 They told her they don't want a gay daughter. 389 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,240 It's not natural and so forth. 390 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:09,360 They fight. She gets in her car. Runs it off the road. Boom! 391 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,560 - When she was 21? - More than 40 years back. 392 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,680 It's been her whole lifetime, basically. 393 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,280 So the whole San Junipero system has been a big deal for her. 394 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,880 The biggest deal. 395 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,880 Of course now, until she passes over, it goes permanent, 396 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,360 she's on a five-hour weekly limit. 397 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,320 I guess you're the same. 398 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,880 They ration it out. They don't trust us with more. 399 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,960 They say you go crazy if you have too much, you know? 400 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,920 You don't leave your seat. You disassociate body from mind. 401 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,040 Like that doesn't happen in every senior home already. 402 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,360 The system's there for therapeutic reasons, 403 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,400 immersive nostalgia therapy. 404 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,000 Plunge you into a world of memories. 405 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,080 Helps with Alzheimer's, that's what they say. 406 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,400 Small mercies. 407 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,040 So... 408 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,080 About this marriage... 409 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,400 The state's got a triple lockdown on euthanasia cases. 410 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,600 You gotta have a sign-off from the doc, the patient, a family member. 411 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:17,080 It's to stop folks from passing over just because they prefer San Junipero flat out. 412 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,000 Anyhow, Yorkie's family, 413 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,280 they're big-time religious, and they will not sign. 414 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,600 But a spouse can override them. 415 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,800 - Hence the wedding bells. - You got it. 416 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,920 We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m., 417 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,840 and then she's scheduled to pass tomorrow afternoon. 418 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,280 "Scheduled to pass." Let's just call it dying. 419 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,360 If you can call it dying. 420 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,560 Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven. 421 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,720 I guess. 422 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,880 You gonna wear a suit? 423 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,160 The ceremony's on my coffee break. 424 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,040 I never married so I just figured, you know, what's the harm? 425 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,440 You're a good man. 426 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,920 It's the least I could do, right? 427 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,760 Think you could hook us up to the system now? 428 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,880 Just for a little while, before she passes? 429 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,560 You can still see her afterwards. I mean, then she's no limit. 430 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,480 She's full, fat, permanent San Juniperan. 431 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,720 I know, but can you? 432 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,400 Seriously, it is so tight here that they monitor every... 433 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,440 I only want a moment. 434 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,440 Ma'am. 435 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,520 - You got five minutes - Thank you. 436 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,360 Hey! 437 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,720 I've never been here during the daylight. 438 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,720 It's warm. 439 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,440 Listen, I gotta be quick. So I spoke to Greg. 440 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:15,640 Oh. 441 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,800 - You're passing over tomorrow? - Yeah. 442 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,600 Couple of hours after the wedding. 443 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,760 So I guess I am technically honeymooning here forever. 444 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,480 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 445 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,600 - I'm gonna say something crazy. - Okay. 446 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,400 Wanna marry me instead? 447 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,360 It's just... Greg seems great, but... 448 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,000 Why not someone you've connected with? 449 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,840 Is that a yes? 450 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,360 ...to be your lawfully wedded wife, 451 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:12,600 to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 452 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:18,480 in good times and in woe, for richer, for poorer... 453 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,800 Hold tight. 454 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,440 There you go. 455 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,760 Nearly there. 456 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,000 That's it. 457 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,000 Are you sure you're all right? 458 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,080 Hey! 459 00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,800 You didn't dress up to see me? 460 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,560 Oh... 461 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,080 Come on! 462 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,320 Better? 463 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,440 Whoop! 464 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,840 Oh! 465 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,000 Oh! Whoo! 466 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,720 Looks so real. 467 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,760 It feels so real! 468 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:45,520 - What are you doing? - Oh, I love it here! 469 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,600 I just love it. 470 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,360 - You've been here before. - But now I live here! 471 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,160 Be with me. 472 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,120 - I'm with you now. - That's not what I mean. 473 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,400 Pass over. 474 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,680 - When it's your time. - Yorkie. 475 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,120 - Stay here with me. - Can we just enjoy tonight? 476 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,200 It's almost midnight. 477 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,640 In ten minutes, you're out of here. 478 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,360 Then I gotta wait a week to see you again. 479 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,560 - You know I'm just a visitor. - What, a couple of months, then what? 480 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,360 - We're not discussing this. - Then you're gone. 481 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:24,280 - Just gone. You could have forever. - Forever? 482 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,600 - Who can even make sense of forever? - However long you want then. 483 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,280 I mean, you can remove yourself like that. 484 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,160 It's not a trap. 485 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:35,640 I mean, look at it! Jesus! Touch it! 486 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:38,040 - I'm going. - Hey! Oh. Hey. 487 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:40,920 It's real. 488 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,480 This is real. 489 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,720 And this. 490 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,760 - Hmm? - Come on. 491 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,680 You know that was just a gesture. 492 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,360 - You married me. - To help you pass over. 493 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:03,320 - As a... kindness. - It's not so kind to leave. 494 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,360 Okay, look, look, I'm sorry, I just... 495 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,160 I got this chance. 496 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,040 We got this chance. I wanna share it with you. 497 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,080 I said I made my choice. 498 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,280 What is it? You feel bad because your husband isn't here? 499 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,960 - Because that was his choice. - Don't. 500 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,720 He chose not to stay here. It's like he left you. 501 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,760 You know, he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you. 502 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,120 - You don't know what you're saying. - You should be mad at him. 503 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,240 - Not whipping yourself with guilt. - Get off me. 504 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,200 You can't see it! But what he did, it was selfish actually! 505 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,320 Forty-nine years... 506 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:59,760 I was with him for 49 years. 507 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,360 You can't begin to imagine. 508 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,080 You can't know... 509 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,480 the bond, the commitment, the boredom, 510 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,920 the yearning, the laughter, the love of it. 511 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,560 The fucking love. You just cannot know! 512 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,680 Everything we sacrificed. 513 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,640 The years I gave him. The years he gave me. 514 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:27,080 Did you think to ask? 515 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,640 Did it occur to you to ask? 516 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,600 We had a daughter. 517 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,560 Alison. 518 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,360 Always difficult, always beautiful. 519 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,160 Died at 39 years old, bless her heart. 520 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:50,320 And Richard and I, we felt that heartbreak as one. 521 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,520 You think you're the only person ever suffered, go fuck yourself. 522 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,800 - Well, I didn't know... - Didn't think to. 523 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,880 You know, when he was dying, Richard said to me 524 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,600 when they offered him this, to pass over, pass through, 525 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,360 spend eternity in this fucking graveyard you're so in love with, 526 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:13,120 he said, "How can I? When she missed out, how can I?" 527 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,600 And so he went. 528 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000 And I wish I could believe he's with her now, 529 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,720 that they're together, but I don't. 530 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,640 I believe they're nowhere. Just like you said. 531 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:30,320 Gone. No, I pitied you, and that's the truth. I pitied you. 532 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,800 Now you give me some sales pitch 533 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,760 about how fucking peachy forever could be. 534 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,880 I'm sorry. 535 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,160 You wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters? 536 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,040 End up like Wes? 537 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,240 All those lost fucks at the Quagmire 538 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,400 trying anything to feel something, go ahead. 539 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,400 But I'm out. I'm gone. 540 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,360 Kelly, I'm sorry. Kelly! 541 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,400 Hey, Kelly. 542 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,400 - You all right? - Yeah, I am fine. 543 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,240 - Well, okay then. - Huh? 544 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,680 Kelly? 545 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,920 All things considered... 546 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,400 I guess I'm ready. 547 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,040 For what? 548 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,320 For the rest of it. 549 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,480 Ready? 550 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,480 Whoo! 551 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,680 Whoo! 551 00:59:03,305 --> 00:59:09,402 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/82zus Help other users to choose the best subtitles 39271

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