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- Hey, Lacie!
- Hey!
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Ryan?
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Ryan!
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- I was holding a bomb!
- Come on!
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Sorry, guys.
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Landlord is sending buyers over today
so... put your pants on.
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Maybe if I don't,
it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here.
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Not an option, Ryan.
Lease is up in four weeks.
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Hey, I'm thinking of you.
I've got somewhere to go.
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Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix
so I get his place.
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- Okay.
- Now who's the slow poke?
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I'm... seeing some places over lunch.
Catch you later.
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Sorry, that was my sister.
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Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.
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Jasmine tea?
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And that's one Brushed Suede.
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You want a cookie with that?
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- It's on the house.
- Sounds awesome.
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- See you tomorrow, JJ.
- See you, Lacie.
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Oh, I saw your boy
in the fire hat just now! So cute!
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Yeah, he's really something.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Lacie!
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- Bets, it's great to see you!
- You too.
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How's Pancakes?
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He's hilarious.
Such a funny cat. Just the best.
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- Are you still at Hoddicker?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah. It's going pretty great.
- Good to hear.
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- So what brings you back here?
- New job, first day.
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- First day?
- At Blankman-Harper.
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Whoa! Top floor! That's...
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- Well, good luck.
- I know, right?
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It's great you're still happy
at Hoddicker.
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- Well, maybe not forever.
- No, not forever.
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- But for now...
- It's OK for now.
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It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.
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Lacie, I got you a smoothie.
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Got one for everyone, actually.
Still a bunch of them for grabs.
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They're from the organic stall
at the farmers' market.
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Sure. Okay.
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Mmm!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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We're kind of not talking to Ches.
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- 3.1? What happened?
- Him and Gordon split up.
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Oh...
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- Poor Ches.
- No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.
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Sure! Obviously.
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Ches is kissing ass.
Trying to scrape himself back.
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Of course, if it drops below two-five,
then it's... bye-bye.
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Hello?
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- Yo, they're taking it.
- Who?
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The couple the landlord sent over.
I heard them talking.
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Okay.
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So,
now we move into the light space area.
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Ideal for special times with loved ones.
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- Great food, great company.
- Mm-hmm!
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Whoa!
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Sampled your photo stream to make her.
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Great hair!
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Styled free of charge
at the members' salon.
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Oh, my God.
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It's hilarious!
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You like him?
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- He's okay.
- He doesn't come with the apartment.
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But there is a bar and restaurant
on site, tenants only.
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We have unparalleled metrics
on romantic geneses.
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Uh-huh.
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I gotta say,
these places are going like "that."
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- So don't delay if you're interested.
- Oh, I'm more than interested.
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Standard occupancy
on a minimum six-month contract,
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we're talking... this much.
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- How often are the payments?
- That's weekly.
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Okay.
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- A little more than expected?
- Yeah.
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There's options.
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You know our Prime Influencers Programme?
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- Do I qualify for that?
- No. No, you don't.
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We'd need you around a 4.5.
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4.5?
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Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.
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- 4.5.
- That's right.
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Pelican Cove? What is this?
A eugenics programme?
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- A lifestyle community.
- No one is this happy.
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A two-year-old with a fucking balloon
isn't this happy.
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It's actually a pretty cool place.
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Like you'd even qualify.
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There's nothing I can do, sir.
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Well, it's not hopeless,
you're clearly a tryer.
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That's the sense you get just from... me?
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From your rep report analytics.
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If we drill down into the numbers,
you've got a solid popularity arc here.
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Strong overall trajectory.
Let's just look at the last 24 hours.
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You see, even...
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What's that? 8:40 a.m.
You're working hard on your socials.
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- Great little uptake there.
- Okay.
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Couple of minor dings there.
You cut someone off in traffic?
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Oh, just a workplace thing.
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Okay.
Let's check on your sphere of influence.
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Let me zoom out here.
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Great peripherals.
Strangers like you, that's a plus.
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- Healthy inner circle. It's good.
- Thank you.
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There's a ways to go,
but 4.5 is certainly achievable.
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How long do you think?
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- To hit 4.5?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, barring a major setback,
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a public disgrace kind of deal,
I'd say 18 months or so.
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Oh, I need more short term.
Like... much more.
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Then you'll need a boost.
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- What kind of a boost?
- Well...
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Most of your interactions are confined
to your inner circle
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and they're largely, pardon the term,
mid-to low-range folks.
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Same with your outer circle.
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You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars
from service industry workers,
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but there's not much else.
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At least as far as I can see.
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So in terms of quality,
you could use a punch up right there.
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Ideally,
that's up votes from quality people.
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- Quality people?
- High fours.
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Impress those up-scale folks,
you'll gain velocity on your arc
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and there's your boost.
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- Oh, hi, JJ!
- Hey, Lacie!
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- Keith! Hello.
- Lacie!
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- You look great today.
- Thank you!
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- Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.
- Sorry, Ches. I'm late.
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I just need some stars, please!
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Fuck!
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- Oh, hi!
- Hi!
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- How's it going at Blankman?
- Just great.
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- Well, I bet you work... good there.
- Thank you.
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Would you like a croissant?
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They gave me an extra at the coffee place.
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- Oh, no, I already ate.
- Okay, sure. All good. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Well, here's me, so...
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Don't try too hard.
It's impossible to respect.
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High fours can smell it a mile off.
Just be you.
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Authentic gestures, that's the key.
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- That's time up, I'll catch you later.
- Oh, could I just ask...
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..."Mr. Rags."
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Shit!
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- What the fuck is that?
- Tapenade. Want some?
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Who even are you?
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It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.
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Oh, my God.
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- What is it?
- Naomi!
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Shit!
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Old school, el perfecto Naomi?
You guys keep in contact?
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Ryan, just go! Go!
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- Oh, my God!
- Nay-Nay, how are you?
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I was just fixing myself a snack.
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Oh, Lace, could I just say
I am so happy to see your face?
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- Me too. It's been...
- Too long.
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- Way too long.
- And that's my fault.
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- No, it's mine. Everything is just so...
- Everything's just so...
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Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.
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When you posted that Mr. Rags photo...
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I know, Mr. Rags!
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I just had to call
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and talk to you because...
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wow! That's a... big ring!
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Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?
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He is great. So smart. Just sweet.
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I know you're gonna love him.
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Uh-huh.
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So, anyways, the big day...
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Yes, when is it?
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So, we're getting married in a month
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on his family's estate
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up here on the island.
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This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle.
You heard of it?
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No, but...
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Well, it's a private island.
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Take a looooook!
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Oh, wow! That is...
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I know, right? So... can you make it?
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Are you kidding? Of course.
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Great, cool, cos I was wondering if...
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Lace, do you think...
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Would you be my maid of honour?
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Seriously?
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, you've got such cool friends now.
Are you sure?
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Remember when we used to plan our
dream weddings when we were, like, 11?
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- I know but we haven't s...
- I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...
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All the memories.
It just brought things home.
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Oh, Nay-Nay.
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I know we haven't kept in touch
as much as I'd have liked
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and that is totally my fault,
but this is a big day.
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A big life day and I want my oldest
friend with me, my oldest friend.
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I want you by my side.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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What do I have to...
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Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
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Speech? Of course!
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Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?
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Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds!
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It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.
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Paul's invited so many,
I don't want to call them big deals,
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but they're all, like,
4.7 or above.
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Uh-huh.
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Nay-Nay, I will not let you down.
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Don't sweat too much!
Just talk about old memories.
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- Sure.
- How we were, any old things.
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- Gotcha.
- I'll ping you some anecdotes.
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- That would be great.
- And what's your dress size?
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Oh, um...
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I'll tell you what,
I'll just send you a four.
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- Perfect.
- We got matching bridesmaids dresses.
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Well, anyway...
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Love you, Lay.
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You too, Nay-Nay!
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Oh!
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Bye.
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What was that? The F-word?
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You two pussy pals now?
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Shut up.
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- She was always mean to you.
- No, she wasn't.
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- She had that rhyme about you.
- That was a game.
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- What about when she cut your hair?
- I asked her to.
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She fucked Greg.
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She... did not fuck Greg.
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She looked hot. I'll give her that.
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Okay.
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Impressive.
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- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Pelican Cove.
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Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place
yesterday. I wanna take it.
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That's fantastic!
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Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2.
Is that, um...
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Yep, I'm on it,
just gonna transfer the deposit now.
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- Well, okay.
- Yes!
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In this world,
we're all so caught up in our own heads.
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It's easy to lose sight of what's real.
What matters.
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But as I stand here today...
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seeing the joy Paul has brought
to Naomi's life,
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I know she's someone
who truly matters to me.
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Nay-Nay,
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the little girl who, when we were just
five-years-old in art camp,
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started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
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- The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags.
- I still have him.
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He sits on my desk and...
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every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.
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What she meant to me then and now.
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I am so honored to be here
247
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:12,800
and I wish you all the happiness
this stupid world can muster.
248
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,720
I love you, Nay-Nay.
249
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,000
Is the tear too much?
250
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,920
You fucking sociopath.
251
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:30,000
- Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?
- What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?
252
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,960
I do keep him on my desk.
253
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,880
There's sugary
and then there's fucking diabetes.
254
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,760
I just wanna make her happy
on her wedding day.
255
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,760
The captive audience of 4-point holies
five-starring your ass off,
256
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,920
that's just a bonus.
257
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,280
- Naomi and I were best friends.
- Come on...
258
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,240
I wish her well
and wanna express it the best I can.
259
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,760
And, yeah, if I nail a speech
and get five-starred
260
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,240
by hundreds of primes, so what?
It's a win-win.
261
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,160
What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?
262
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,240
Unh-unh.
You get points from your gaming buddies.
263
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,920
It's the same thing.
Don't shit on me for aiming higher.
264
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,240
Pelican Cove higher?
265
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,160
What's wrong with Pelican Cove?
They're great apartments!
266
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,160
They are fake-smile jail cells.
267
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,280
Great. Car cancelled.
268
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,120
And he marked me down so now I have
to book another, and I took a ding.
269
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,840
- Great job.
- I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.
270
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,960
Before this obsession,
when we had conversations, remember?
271
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,040
I need my charger.
272
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:29,560
This whole ranking thing,
just comparing yourself to people who...
273
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,800
- Have you seen my charger?
- ...only pretend to be happy.
274
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,640
I said don't borrow this!
275
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,840
High fours like Naomi,
I bet they're suicidal on the inside.
276
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,560
My car is here. Again.
277
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,760
Your Pelican Cove deposit,
is it refundable?
278
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,240
Like, what if this doesn't work?
279
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,280
- Can't you just stay out of my shit?
- You're my sister!
280
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,120
Yes! And if you cared about that,
maybe you would've noticed
281
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,120
living with you hasn't been
one big rainbow sandwich for me.
282
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,800
Do you know why
I never brought any guys back here?
283
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,360
Because I didn't want them
to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave
284
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,480
with Mr. Three Point Fuck.
285
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,920
Good luck with your performance!
286
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,960
Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.
287
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,440
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
288
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,560
That's great. Just great.
289
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,640
Oh... Hi.
290
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,800
Nay-Nay!
291
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,920
Hey, Lace! Just checking in.
292
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,120
I'm on my way to the airport right now.
293
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,480
Okay, cool, and you're all good
for the rehearsal dinner?
294
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:24,360
Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?
That restaurant looks so cool.
295
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,280
- Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?
- Mm-hmm. In my case.
296
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,640
- I love the pink.
- Uh-huh.
297
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,720
So the latest draft
of the speech is great.
298
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,760
Going handwritten's so cool.
299
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,400
Those scans of the page,
my God, I welled up just at that.
300
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,000
- Oh, thank you!
- Um... just one thought.
301
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,080
That whole bit where I help you
with the eating disorder thing...
302
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,320
- You think that's a little...
- A little over-sharing, yeah.
303
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,360
You're so right. It's gone.
304
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,320
Okay. Cool.
Well, I'll see you in a few hours!
305
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,320
And here's your tip. Thank you.
306
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,120
Oh, come on.
307
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,600
May I have your attention, please...
308
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,720
- Hi there, how are you doing?
- I am wonderful.
309
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,360
I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.
310
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,800
- No. No, no, no.
- Customer incident at the other end.
311
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,200
But... So when is the next flight?
312
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,280
Yeah, they're all kind of full.
313
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,960
Uh... I booked this weeks ago.
It's my best friend's wedding.
314
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,120
- I'm sorry.
- I have to get there. I have to.
315
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,040
Okay... let's see what we can do.
316
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,160
Thank you. Thank you so much.
317
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,760
I see there's one standby seat
on another plane leaving tonight.
318
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,440
Uh...
319
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,040
That's reserved for members
of our Prime Flight Programme.
320
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,040
You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.
321
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,400
- Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.
- Uh-huh.
322
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,560
I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.
323
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,840
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...
324
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,480
Some woman dinged me down in the...
Can't you just...
325
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,000
I'm sorry, it won't let me book it
without the correct ranking.
326
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,120
- But it's so close.
- There's just nothing I can do.
327
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,880
- Christ, I mean, surely.
- I'm gonna have to ask you
328
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,960
to moderate your language there.
329
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,360
Sorry. It's just...
330
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,320
I'm maid of honour.
I cannot miss this wedding.
331
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,320
And I am so sorry about that.
332
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,160
- Can you call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
333
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,800
- Can you just call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
334
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,720
- Call the fucking supervisor!
- Okay, that's profanity.
335
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,400
- We're zero tolerance on profanity.
- I'm sorry. It's just...
336
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,720
- I have to serve the next customer.
- No, no, no, no.
337
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,920
- Can you step away, ma'am?
- God, just fucking help me!
338
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Ooh.
339
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,400
I'm so sorry.
340
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,480
- I've called security.
- Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.
341
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,400
I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.
342
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,040
- What's the issue here, Hannah?
- Intimidation and profanity.
343
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,440
- Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.
- Don't speak, ma'am.
344
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,240
- I was just trying to...
- Ma'am.
345
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,840
Okay. So, in order to restore calm,
346
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,160
I'm invoking my authority
as airport security
347
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,160
to dock you one full ranking point
as a punitive measure.
348
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,080
- This is a temporary measure.
- No!
349
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,800
- Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours.
- No, no, no. But I need it now.
350
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,320
During this period, all down votes
are subject to a times two multiplier.
351
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,440
Times two?
352
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,520
We recommend you avoid negative feedback
at this time.
353
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,600
I'm on double damage?
354
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,760
Please, remove yourself
from the airport immediately.
355
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,040
Okay, well, due to your ranking...
356
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,920
Hi there. Chuck! Great name.
357
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,760
- Thank you.
- Hope you're having a great night.
358
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,520
- It's pretty good.
- So I need a car.
359
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,680
- You got a vehicle in mind?
- Anything, really.
360
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,400
Well, due to your current ranking,
361
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,240
you're restricted
to our super saver fleet.
362
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,200
- Yep. That's... Yeah.
- I-Cruiser 2?
363
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,280
They still have the 2?
364
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,400
Oh, God.
365
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,000
Oh, come on.
366
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,800
Uh...
367
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,760
Damn it!
368
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,760
The little girl, who when we were both
five years old in art camp,
369
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,800
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
370
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,680
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...
371
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:37,320
Teardrop. Crowd goes wild.
You can do this.
372
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,160
- Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.
- How far away are you?
373
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,680
Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.
374
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,280
- What?
- Well, not missed it but...
375
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,200
So you're not gonna make
the rehearsal dinner?
376
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,560
- No.
- Lacie!
377
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,480
I am so sorry. It's been...
378
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,440
I got a rental car. I'm driving.
379
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,360
Driving? That's like nine hours.
380
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,760
I'm making good time,
381
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,280
gonna go through the night,
make a road trip out of it.
382
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,720
Is everything okay?
383
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,480
I can find a replacement
if something's wrong.
384
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,480
No. No. No. I'll be there.
I swear on Mr. Rags.
385
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,960
Ha ha ha!
386
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,080
Okay, just drive safe!
387
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,760
You bet. I'll just...
388
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,280
Come on.
389
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,800
Come on.
390
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,160
Please.
391
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,880
Okay.
392
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,200
What do you want?
393
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,920
Oh, shit.
394
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,040
Hi. Sorry.
395
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,880
Your charger doesn't fit my car.
396
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,520
- Don't see those around much these days.
- It's a rental.
397
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,560
Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.
They didn't give you an adapter?
398
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,320
No. Do you have one?
399
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,080
- Not in here. Ask around.
- Thanks, anyway.
400
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,200
You're super helpful.
401
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,000
Two stars?!
402
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,280
Two stars?
403
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,480
Wasn't a meaningful encounter.
404
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,920
Sir, excuse me.
405
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,680
Excuse me, sorry.
406
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,440
Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?
407
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:07,160
Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,
perhaps, in the trunk of your car?
408
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,240
Sure.
409
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,160
Great.
410
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,880
Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?
411
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,200
I have a rental car. It's...
412
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,000
- Slow down. Let's give her a ride.
- She's, like, 2.8.
413
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,200
Come on!
414
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,040
I didn't even do anything!
415
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,440
You look like you need a ride.
416
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,240
Um...
417
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,120
Actually, I'm okay.
418
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:57,760
Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.
419
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,080
Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey.
Help yourself.
420
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,000
I'm okay. Thanks.
421
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,440
Where are you headed?
422
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:14,320
Uh... Just as close as you can get
to Port Mary would be great.
423
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,840
Checking my feed for danger signs?
424
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,920
I get it a lot.
1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?
425
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,200
- You seem...
- Normal?
426
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,480
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
427
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,560
It took some effort.
What happened to you?
428
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,320
I mean, you're a 2.8,
but you don't look 2.8.
429
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,000
That's not... This is temporary.
430
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,200
- I'm gonna turn it around.
- Uh-huh.
431
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,440
- I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.
- Nice.
432
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,080
Wanna hear my speech?
433
00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,880
No.
434
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,880
So how come you're a 2.8?
435
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,400
Well, I got marked down
at the airport for yelling,
436
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,080
and they put me on double damage.
437
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,320
- How did it feel?
- Awful.
438
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,640
I meant the yelling.
439
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,560
I don't know. I was mad.
440
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,640
Look at where it got me.
441
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,800
But as long as I get to the wedding,
do the speech,
442
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,280
they'll overlook the 2.8.
I'm with the bride.
443
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,360
And if I do well,
well, they're all high fours
444
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,640
so that velocitates my arc.
445
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,320
And once they lift the point penalty,
well, my average goes way up,
446
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,960
and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
447
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,240
God, you remind me of me.
448
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,760
- Hmm.
- Not now.
449
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,320
I was, uh... 4.6 once.
450
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,120
- 4.6?
- Used to live for it.
451
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,720
All the work I put in...
452
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,880
Eight years ago,
Tom, my husband, got cancer.
453
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:15,200
It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.
The symptoms showed up late.
454
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,760
I'm so sorry.
455
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,200
You don't know me
so you're not really sorry.
456
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,520
You're just mainly awkward
cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you.
457
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,080
Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,
458
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,720
every nurse, every high-four
consultant that we had.
459
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,560
Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.
460
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,360
The cancer didn't give a shit.
It just kept growing.
461
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,480
A couple of months in, we heard
about this experimental treatment.
462
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,240
It was very expensive.
It was very exclusive.
463
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,240
I did everything I could
to get him a spot there.
464
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,720
Tom was a 4.3.
465
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,200
They gave his bed to a 4.4.
466
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,360
So when he died I thought, fuck it.
467
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,760
I started saying what I wanted,
when I wanted.
468
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,320
Just drop it out there.
469
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,880
People don't always like that.
470
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,160
It is incredible
how fast you slip off the ladder
471
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,920
when you start doing that.
472
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,520
It turned out a lot of my friends
didn't care for honesty.
473
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,840
Treated me like I had taken a shit
at their breakfast table.
474
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,920
But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.
475
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,480
Shedding those fuckers.
476
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,240
It was like taking off tight shoes.
477
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,920
- Maybe you should try it?
- Oh, come on.
478
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,280
Why not?
479
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:56,000
I can't just kick off my shoes
and walk the earth or whatever.
480
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,440
- You won't know unless you try.
- Oh, that's just...
481
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,760
Look, you had something with your life,
482
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:10,520
real things, good things,
and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.
483
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:15,160
So now you've got nothing left to lose.
484
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,080
But I don't even have the something
worth losing, not yet.
485
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,600
You know,
I mean, I'm still fighting for that.
486
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:28,800
- And what is "that"?
- I don't know. Enough to be content?
487
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:35,160
Like, to look around and think,
well, I guess I'm okay.
488
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,760
Just to be able to breathe out,
not feeling like... like...
489
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:48,120
Like just...
And that is way off, like, way, way off.
490
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,040
And until I get there,
I have to play the numbers game.
491
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,840
We all do, that's what we're in.
That's how the fucking world works.
492
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,880
Look, maybe you don't remember,
you know, you're just too old to get it.
493
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960
I do not mean that how it sounds.
494
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,000
Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.
495
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:39,120
- Sweetheart.
- What time is it?
496
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,440
I'm heading east from here so I think
you need to get yourself another ride.
497
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,600
- Where are we?
- About 30 miles from Port Mary.
498
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,920
A lot of buses stop here
so you should be fine.
499
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,240
- Well, thank you.
- Good luck with your speech.
500
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,640
I put a little something in there
for you.
501
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,760
- You did?
- Emergency escape hatch!
502
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,480
Bye.
503
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,520
In this world,
we're all so caught up...
504
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,760
...in our own dramas.
505
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,000
- So, Dad was like...
- It's easy to forget what matters.
506
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,280
He'd never even heard of the show.
507
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,640
I'm like, "You never heard
of Sea of Tranquillity?"
508
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,360
Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,
509
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,360
and he's all like, "What
the fuck?" Whatever!
510
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,600
I think I'm allergic to this purple.
511
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,920
So I'm like, "Well, I'm going
to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary."
512
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,600
That's why I'm dressed
like Lieutenant Duster."
513
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,520
He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is
frickin' miles away."
514
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,640
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
515
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:55,520
He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.
516
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:59,000
- See you back on there.
- Okay.
517
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,600
Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?
518
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,640
- You're into Sea of Tranquillity?
- Totally.
519
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,240
I was all set to go.
520
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:17,040
My friend, who is there already,
has my costume, but my car broke down.
521
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,400
Well, there's some space in the RV.
522
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,360
- Hi.
- Hey!
523
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,520
- You're a Trank head, huh?
- Sorry?
524
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,840
Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?
525
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,480
Oh, yeah.
We say Tranksters where I'm from.
526
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,120
- Who's your favourite character?
- Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.
527
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,960
- She's awesome.
- She?
528
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,240
He! I misspoke.
529
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,000
Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.
530
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,600
I know, and that's why
it's so hard to remember, right?
531
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,640
Excuse me. Gotta get this.
532
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,400
My friend, at the convention.
533
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,480
Hi, Nay!
534
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,840
So, oh, my God,
insane night, but I am so close now.
535
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,440
Don't come.
536
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,040
What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.
537
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,080
Don't come. I don't want you here.
538
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,680
I don't know what is up with you,
but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.
539
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,040
Oh, no, that's temporary!
That's temporary.
540
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,360
Well, the wedding's today so...
541
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,920
- But it doesn't change anything.
- Lacie...
542
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,120
- I can still do the same speech.
- Lacie...
543
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,440
- And there's Mr. Rags!
- No!
544
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,120
But... But you invited me.
545
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,800
You've seen the guest list.
They are all, like, 4.5 or above.
546
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,240
They are going to freak at a 2.6,
and I am not taking that kind of damage,
547
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,960
plus I haven't dipped under
a 4.7 in, like, six months.
548
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,960
You said you wanted your oldest friend.
549
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,120
When I asked you to speak,
you were a 4.2, okay?
550
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,520
And the authenticity of a vintage bond
low four at a gathering of this calibre
551
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,560
played fantastically
on all the stimulations we ran.
552
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,840
Forecast was a prestige bounce
of .2 minimum.
553
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,440
But now you're a sub three. Sorry.
554
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,160
That just puts the stink on things
a little too much.
555
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,360
That just plays badly for us.
556
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,840
So it was just about numbers for you?
557
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,000
Oh, cut the shit!
It was numbers for both of us.
558
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,960
You wanted those primo votes,
don't deny it.
559
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,040
It's not like you could get them
on your own. Let's not kid ourselves.
560
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,480
Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.
561
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,840
What? You're just gonna roll up here
and make people like you?
562
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,520
- That's right. I'm doing my speech.
- No, you're not.
563
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,960
Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me
through the roof when they hear it.
564
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:39,040
- Weep their fucking eyes out!
- Go home!
565
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,080
Hello?
566
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,720
Fuck!
567
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,560
I have never seen
your stupid fucking show.
568
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,960
Hope they cancel it!
569
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,560
I need a ride!
570
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,800
Fuck!
571
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,920
Jesus!
572
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,000
Hey! Hey!
573
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,640
Hey!
574
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,000
- Can I borrow your bike?
- What?
575
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,200
Can I borrow your bike?
576
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:55,200
Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,
take this man to be your husband,
577
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,200
to live together with him
in the covenant of marriage?
578
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,160
To love him, comfort him,
579
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,840
honour and keep him,
in sickness and in health...
580
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,320
and forsaking all others,
be faithful unto him...
581
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,160
To my best mate, Anthony.
Let's hear it for him.
582
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,240
You've been there from day one.
I love you, man. I appreciate you.
583
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,800
Hilarious speech, by the way.
By your standards.
584
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,040
- Pow! Pow! Pow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
585
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,720
He's still got a few bullets left.
Oh, man.
586
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,840
Oh, gosh, well, um...
587
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,000
Shit!
588
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,480
We have so many people to thank.
Our beautiful bridesmaids.
589
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,360
But, of course,
590
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,440
my most heartfelt thanks,
my warmest thanks,
591
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,800
are to someone who's my best friend,
592
00:50:55,080 --> 00:51:01,920
my lover and now,
I'm honoured to say, my wife.
593
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,520
Naomi!
594
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,840
One, two, three! Naomi!
595
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,120
The A Team!
596
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,560
I love you so much, darl.
597
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,160
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
598
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,200
Congratulations, sir.
599
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,080
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
600
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,240
Get over here!
601
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,840
Get your ass over here.
602
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,520
Get in here, big boy.
603
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,640
You're beautiful!
604
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,520
Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!
605
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,000
You fucking earned it, man.
You fucking earned it.
606
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,160
Everybody, hello!
607
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,280
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
608
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,080
Can everyone be quiet for a moment?
609
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,800
Thank you.
610
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,280
- Get rid of her.
- That would play awful.
611
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,600
She's a fucking 1.1.
612
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:09,040
Now for those of you who don't know me,
which is... all of you...
613
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,080
my name is Lacie Pound
614
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:17,000
and, believe it or not,
I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.
615
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,720
Hi, Nay-Nay!
616
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,040
It's great to meet you too, Paul.
I've heard a lot about you.
617
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,920
He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.
618
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,400
Pretty big deal.
619
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,120
He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.
620
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,200
Uh...
621
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,680
Anyway, um... I...
622
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,760
have looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life.
623
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,720
We met when we were five years old,
624
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,960
and right up through to our
teenage years, we made quite the pair.
625
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,920
We'd talk about all the things
girls talk about,
626
00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:00,280
you know, boys, hair, products,
uh... more boys.
627
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,920
I mean, I tried sometimes
to expand our range a little
628
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,680
and talk about climate change,
but she found that kind of boring so...
629
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,680
Go on.
630
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,600
She was probably right.
I mean, fuck the planet, right?
631
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,200
Whoo!
632
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,720
Yes, thank you! Come on.
Let's have a little fun here.
633
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,320
You know, fuck the planet!
634
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,800
Fuck the planet!
635
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,640
Anyway...
636
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:37,680
I... looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life,
637
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:43,040
which meant she was looking down on me.
638
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,880
Always with a smile though.
639
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:51,520
In high school,
she was my shoulder to cry on.
640
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:56,880
She seemed to enjoy that.
Guys and me never worked out.
641
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:01,520
They'd see Naomi and just...
Whoo! You know, that was it.
642
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:08,240
She had this tight ass,
643
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,440
like two fists.
644
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,200
Uh-huh.
645
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,320
I was all like...
646
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,440
I was like...
647
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,360
through the hallways in high school.
648
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,480
And she was there for me.
649
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,360
Holding my hair back...
650
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:55,240
as I knelt,
vomiting, in front of the crapper.
651
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,320
Thank you for that, Naomi.
652
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,240
I always wished I was you.
653
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,800
And...
654
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,120
I guess that's why you kept me around
so long?
655
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,280
Until you got your new job
656
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:26,320
and your fancy new friends.
657
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,640
And that...
658
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,720
...fucking... jackhole!
659
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,000
And you didn't need me.
You probably got another me.
660
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:45,440
Guess there's some other "yeth Beth"
you moved on to like a succubus.
661
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,280
I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!
662
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,040
Stay back.
663
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,520
Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!
664
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,440
I'll cut his head off
and stick it up my ass!
665
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,280
Time's nearly up!
666
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,480
- Hey! Calm down.
- I...
667
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:09,560
I just wanted to say, in this world
so caught up in our own shit,
668
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,040
- let's not forget what matters.
- It's okay. It's okay.
669
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:19,600
Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi,
and she's...
670
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:24,200
She... She fucked Greg!
671
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,720
I know she did.
672
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,680
- I know you did.
- No...
673
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,040
Don't even try to deny...
674
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:41,880
The little girl who, when we were
just five-years-old in art camp,
675
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,640
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared
676
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,760
and helped me make Mr. Rags.
677
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:54,360
He reminds me of you
and what you meant to me then!
678
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,000
And I'm so honoured to be here
to see this shit!
679
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:04,120
I love you, Nay-Nay!
I've always loved you!
680
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,480
I love you!
681
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,480
What the fuck are you looking at?
682
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,600
Just what I was wondering.
683
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:57,880
Well...
684
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,760
Don't!
685
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,480
Don't? Don't wonder?
686
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,720
Uh-huh.
687
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:11,440
- It would be a dull world without wonder.
- I don't give a shit about your world.
688
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,200
I don't like your brassiere.
689
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,080
I don't like your moustache.
690
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,280
I don't like your aura.
691
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,600
- My aura?
- Yeah.
692
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:30,120
I don't like your... head.
693
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,880
Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.
694
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,120
Really?
695
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:40,000
You look like an alcoholic
former weatherman.
696
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,560
You sound like a lost little lamb
697
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,120
that just got told there's no Santa Claus.
698
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,080
What sort of cartoon character
did your mum have to fuck
699
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,760
to brew you up in the womb?
700
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,520
At least I look like I was born,
701
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:57,080
not shit out by some tormented
cow creature in an underground lab.
702
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,840
You got tossed out of that lab.
703
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,400
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, flushed out.
704
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,320
- Ooh!
- In the trash!
705
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,960
- Your face is a fucking...
- Fucking.
706
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,920
Fucking biological car crash
707
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
that made Picasso screw his eyes up
and say,
708
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,560
"Well, that just don't make sense."
709
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,040
- You're a fucking asshole.
- Fuck you!
710
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,800
- Fuck you next Wednesday.
- Fuck you for Christmas!
711
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:27,720
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
711
01:01:28,305 --> 01:01:34,752
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