Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,462 --> 00:00:03,330
1, 2, 3...
2
00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:35,260
So I'll be Batman for Halloween.
You can be Alfred.
3
00:00:35,262 --> 00:00:36,428
- Alfred?
- Yeah.
4
00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:38,130
Why not Robin, his sidekick?
5
00:00:38,132 --> 00:00:39,833
Batman doesn't need a sidekick.
6
00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:42,535
He needs somebody to pick up
his dry cleaning.
7
00:00:42,537 --> 00:00:43,669
- Wait.
- What?
8
00:00:43,671 --> 00:00:45,971
- That's Rita.
- So what?
9
00:00:45,973 --> 00:00:48,074
So what?
This is my chance.
10
00:00:48,076 --> 00:00:49,541
Are you kidding me?
11
00:00:49,543 --> 00:00:51,410
Those are
high school girls, Jake.
12
00:00:51,412 --> 00:00:53,312
Listen, walk like
10 steps behind me.
13
00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:56,049
When I reach her,
go hide behind Mrs. Gomez's bush
14
00:00:56,051 --> 00:00:57,416
and wait for us to leave.
15
00:00:57,418 --> 00:00:59,251
It's Miss Gomez.
She got a divorce.
16
00:00:59,253 --> 00:01:01,321
Just hide behind
the Mexican lady's bush, Sam.
17
00:01:01,323 --> 00:01:03,089
Why can't I just walk ahead
of you and go to school?
18
00:01:03,091 --> 00:01:04,791
Because if Rita rides
the tard cart,
19
00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:08,097
I don't want to walk the rest
of the way to school alone.
20
00:01:57,145 --> 00:02:00,613
So, Mr. Sanderson,
is this right?
21
00:02:00,615 --> 00:02:04,186
Mr. Sanderson,
I think this is right.
22
00:02:08,156 --> 00:02:10,055
Nope.
23
00:02:10,057 --> 00:02:13,226
No, it's wrong.
24
00:02:13,228 --> 00:02:16,729
You're never going
to get that one right.
25
00:02:16,731 --> 00:02:18,597
No, no, no.
26
00:02:18,599 --> 00:02:21,266
I meant even someone
old enough to take the SATs
27
00:02:21,268 --> 00:02:23,772
would have trouble with that.
28
00:02:26,874 --> 00:02:28,974
Well...
29
00:02:28,976 --> 00:02:30,710
maybe not.
30
00:02:30,712 --> 00:02:32,779
But you're 11,
for Christ's sakes.
31
00:02:32,781 --> 00:02:34,781
It's not a big deal you're not
smart enough for this.
32
00:02:34,783 --> 00:02:36,782
My mom thinks
I'm smart enough for it.
33
00:02:36,784 --> 00:02:39,185
You know what?
Your mom's delusional.
34
00:02:39,187 --> 00:02:41,888
Sam, I don't think you're
the right person for this job.
35
00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:45,258
Just remember, Linda, I got
a perfect score on my SATs,
36
00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:46,825
and I never went to college.
37
00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:50,129
Great SAT score
doesn't mean a great future.
38
00:02:50,131 --> 00:02:52,301
You owe me $60 for the hour.
39
00:02:56,237 --> 00:02:58,238
My rental just got a flat.
40
00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,240
No, I've never changed a tire
in my life.
41
00:03:00,242 --> 00:03:03,609
I'm not gonna start now.
Just gonna jog it out.
42
00:03:03,611 --> 00:03:06,812
I don't know that I want you
to meet my dad just yet or ever.
43
00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:08,615
I'm literally seeing him
as I walk down the aisle,
44
00:03:08,617 --> 00:03:10,449
meeting his new wife as she
takes off her goddamn veil.
45
00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,585
It's a quick in and out.
What the fuck?
46
00:03:12,587 --> 00:03:15,221
No, no. I'm not involving
you because I love you.
47
00:03:15,223 --> 00:03:18,258
Listen, everything
you don't like about me,
48
00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:20,359
that's my dad times a million.
49
00:03:20,361 --> 00:03:22,895
I really don't wanna fight...
50
00:03:44,552 --> 00:03:48,356
Oh, fuck. Don't move.
Let me get your dad.
51
00:03:53,228 --> 00:03:54,760
Jakey?
52
00:03:54,762 --> 00:03:57,697
There you are.
We thought we lost you, man.
53
00:03:57,699 --> 00:03:59,765
I was just watching the Yanks
in the other room.
54
00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:02,769
They played her commercial
like six times.
55
00:04:02,771 --> 00:04:04,370
Jersey Junkers!
56
00:04:04,372 --> 00:04:06,906
We'll kill you
with lower prices.
57
00:04:06,908 --> 00:04:09,309
Do you recognize the voice?
She does all the voices.
58
00:04:09,311 --> 00:04:11,080
I sent you the YouTube, right?
59
00:04:14,983 --> 00:04:16,849
How do you feel?
60
00:04:19,087 --> 00:04:23,922
- Come again, Jake?
- What... happened?
61
00:04:23,924 --> 00:04:27,227
Oh, well, uh, you got into
a fight with a car, kiddo.
62
00:04:27,229 --> 00:04:30,362
The car won.
63
00:04:30,364 --> 00:04:33,765
Kiddo, I want you to formally
meet my beautiful bride.
64
00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:35,001
This is Cassandra.
65
00:04:35,003 --> 00:04:37,436
You got married?
66
00:04:37,438 --> 00:04:40,939
Of course.
We got the skinny on you,
67
00:04:40,941 --> 00:04:43,676
and then, you know, we just
went on with the ceremony.
68
00:04:43,678 --> 00:04:45,345
I am exhausted.
69
00:04:45,347 --> 00:04:49,114
The deejay played every song
I asked him to.
70
00:04:49,116 --> 00:04:50,450
Your father.
71
00:04:50,452 --> 00:04:52,654
I got video of it.
Don't worry.
72
00:04:59,159 --> 00:05:01,227
Don't you have tutoring today?
73
00:05:01,229 --> 00:05:02,861
Nah.
I think I got fired.
74
00:05:02,863 --> 00:05:04,731
Why would they fire you?
75
00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,799
You got a perfect score
on your SATs.
76
00:05:06,801 --> 00:05:09,135
There's no better tutor
in this town.
77
00:05:09,137 --> 00:05:11,136
I was tutoring a 10-year-old.
78
00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:13,405
They can't take the SATs
that young.
79
00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:14,407
Exactly.
80
00:05:14,409 --> 00:05:16,109
Kids aren't smart enough then.
81
00:05:16,111 --> 00:05:17,109
Right.
82
00:05:17,111 --> 00:05:18,977
Well, that's just silly.
83
00:05:18,979 --> 00:05:21,013
I know.
84
00:05:21,015 --> 00:05:24,450
You win some, you lose some.
85
00:05:24,452 --> 00:05:27,623
I'll just pick up some more
shifts at St. Vincent's.
86
00:05:29,257 --> 00:05:31,691
I'll figure it out, Mom.
87
00:05:31,693 --> 00:05:34,092
We'll be okay.
88
00:05:34,094 --> 00:05:36,729
I don't know.
89
00:05:36,731 --> 00:05:39,232
We'll figure it out.
90
00:05:39,234 --> 00:05:41,801
Did you hear about Jacob?
91
00:05:41,803 --> 00:05:45,104
- Who?
- Jacob. Jake.
92
00:05:45,106 --> 00:05:46,838
No.
What about him?
93
00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,640
Jake, everything's
gonna be fine.
94
00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:50,676
You got like a month of
physical therapy, and that's it.
95
00:05:50,678 --> 00:05:53,479
No big deal. Plus you got
the run of the house,
96
00:05:53,481 --> 00:05:55,213
and we just renovated
and everything.
97
00:05:55,215 --> 00:05:56,616
What the fuck
are you talking about?
98
00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:58,818
We're gonna get out
of your hair, kiddo.
99
00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:00,285
No big deal.
100
00:06:00,287 --> 00:06:02,854
Hey, where are you going?
101
00:06:02,856 --> 00:06:05,792
- It's our honeymoon, kiddo.
- Don't call me that.
102
00:06:05,794 --> 00:06:08,660
Your honeymoon?
I can't be alone.
103
00:06:08,662 --> 00:06:10,862
Well, you can't come with us,
Jake, that's nuts.
104
00:06:10,864 --> 00:06:12,498
Whoa, whoa! Wait!
105
00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:16,038
I don't wanna go with you.
I want you to stay.
106
00:06:18,606 --> 00:06:22,308
Jake, you're gonna get in
a good five or six car accidents
107
00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:23,743
in your life.
108
00:06:23,745 --> 00:06:26,546
I only get one honeymoon
with this beautiful woman.
109
00:06:26,548 --> 00:06:28,047
Be reasonable.
110
00:06:28,049 --> 00:06:30,616
Now, look, we're gonna push our
flights back a couple of days,
111
00:06:30,618 --> 00:06:33,318
and when we do leave, you're
gonna get the best in-house care
112
00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,491
money can buy, okay?
113
00:06:37,424 --> 00:06:38,693
Come on!
114
00:06:40,495 --> 00:06:41,594
Go!
115
00:07:13,527 --> 00:07:17,130
...is best
known for its birds.
116
00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,364
They gather here each winter
in great numbers.
117
00:07:19,366 --> 00:07:21,770
I got it.
118
00:07:25,306 --> 00:07:27,109
You call those specialists yet?
119
00:07:30,245 --> 00:07:31,710
You're leaving tomorrow.
120
00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:36,816
Yeah. I just got to confirm,
you know, a few things.
121
00:07:36,818 --> 00:07:40,253
Hey, Jake, there's someone
named Sam here to see you.
122
00:07:40,255 --> 00:07:42,587
- Sam?
- Yeah.
123
00:07:42,589 --> 00:07:44,823
Like a squirrely little
Jewish kid?
124
00:07:44,825 --> 00:07:48,727
I don't know. He could
be Italian or something.
125
00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,463
Hey, buddy!
What's going on?
126
00:07:51,465 --> 00:07:54,467
- How are you, Mr. Kitner?
- Fine, fine, fine.
127
00:07:54,469 --> 00:07:57,837
So, what you got going on
these days?
128
00:07:57,839 --> 00:08:01,073
Nothing much.
Heard Jake got into an accident.
129
00:08:01,075 --> 00:08:03,176
Yeah, yeah,
on the way to my wedding.
130
00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,576
Selfish son of a bitch.
131
00:08:04,578 --> 00:08:07,746
It's always got to be
about him, right?
132
00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,448
All finished?
133
00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:10,515
Yeah.
134
00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:12,350
Hey, Cassandra, do me a favor.
135
00:08:12,352 --> 00:08:15,354
Grab that desk lamp,
plug it in over there.
136
00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:16,989
Sure thing, kiddo.
137
00:08:16,991 --> 00:08:18,424
Ugh...
138
00:08:18,426 --> 00:08:21,193
So, anyway, you working?
139
00:08:21,195 --> 00:08:23,796
You got anything...
Making any money?
140
00:08:23,798 --> 00:08:26,833
Actually, times are
kinda tough right now.
141
00:08:26,835 --> 00:08:28,868
I just lost a client.
142
00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:31,303
Oh, yeah?
What do you do for a living?
143
00:08:31,305 --> 00:08:36,274
I'm a tutor, uh,
for the SATs.
144
00:08:36,276 --> 00:08:39,878
So, you know, just, uh...
145
00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,913
- Is Jake here?
- Hmm?
146
00:08:41,915 --> 00:08:43,782
- Jake?
- Yeah, no, totally.
147
00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:46,351
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, run up and see him.
148
00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:48,086
- Cool.
- Yeah.
149
00:08:48,088 --> 00:08:50,156
Uh, catch me on your way back.
150
00:08:50,158 --> 00:08:51,592
Yeah.
151
00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,327
Would you like
something to drink?
152
00:08:55,329 --> 00:08:57,732
Maybe a glass of water.
153
00:09:03,237 --> 00:09:04,237
Who's there?
154
00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,138
It's Sam, man.
155
00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:08,141
I heard about the accident.
156
00:09:08,143 --> 00:09:09,609
- Who?
- Sam.
157
00:09:09,611 --> 00:09:11,811
Sam Sanderson
from back when we were kids.
158
00:09:11,813 --> 00:09:12,845
Who's talking?
159
00:09:12,847 --> 00:09:15,049
Sam Sanderson.
160
00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:18,250
Geez, man.
161
00:09:18,252 --> 00:09:19,851
It's been a long time.
162
00:09:19,853 --> 00:09:22,654
Yeah, yeah.
163
00:09:22,656 --> 00:09:24,356
I hear you're doing really well.
164
00:09:24,358 --> 00:09:26,526
Well, I've been better,
considering.
165
00:09:26,528 --> 00:09:30,162
You know, I was considering
calling you.
166
00:09:30,164 --> 00:09:32,565
Just been a lot of shit
between us.
167
00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,800
It's been a really long,
long time.
168
00:09:34,802 --> 00:09:36,301
I can't say that enough.
169
00:09:36,303 --> 00:09:38,638
Long time from what?
170
00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,071
Ohh!
171
00:09:40,073 --> 00:09:42,175
I can't see you.
My vision's going in and out.
172
00:09:42,177 --> 00:09:43,643
Are you okay?
Should I get your dad?
173
00:09:43,645 --> 00:09:47,979
My dad? My dad's been
dead for many years.
174
00:09:47,981 --> 00:09:49,882
They took him away
a long time ago.
175
00:09:49,884 --> 00:09:51,053
Who did?
176
00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,085
The Spaniards.
177
00:09:54,087 --> 00:09:55,754
What?
178
00:09:55,756 --> 00:10:00,258
Buddy, buddy, there's a miracle
on 34th Street.
179
00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:02,597
You've gotta help me find it.
180
00:10:04,198 --> 00:10:06,199
Who...
181
00:10:06,201 --> 00:10:08,633
are...
182
00:10:08,635 --> 00:10:10,235
you?!
183
00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:12,238
I'm Sam! Sam! I'm Sam!
It's me, Jakey!
184
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:16,508
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
I don't...
185
00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,511
I don't remember anything.
186
00:10:18,513 --> 00:10:20,546
They told me
I got into an accident,
187
00:10:20,548 --> 00:10:22,748
but I don't remember you!
188
00:10:24,851 --> 00:10:26,185
Thank you.
189
00:10:26,187 --> 00:10:28,921
I'm sorry.
I didn't get your name.
190
00:10:28,923 --> 00:10:29,922
It's Cassandra.
191
00:10:29,924 --> 00:10:31,657
Thanks, Cassandra.
192
00:10:31,659 --> 00:10:32,792
No problem.
193
00:10:32,794 --> 00:10:34,726
Cassandra was born
in Tenafly, New Jersey.
194
00:10:34,728 --> 00:10:36,428
She graduated
from Montclair State
195
00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:37,997
with a degree
in fashion history.
196
00:10:37,999 --> 00:10:39,297
Her favorite color is turquoise,
197
00:10:39,299 --> 00:10:41,834
and she likes swimming
for exercise.
198
00:10:41,836 --> 00:10:43,034
Hi, Cassandra.
199
00:10:43,036 --> 00:10:44,305
Hmm.
200
00:10:46,573 --> 00:10:47,508
Who are you?
201
00:10:50,211 --> 00:10:53,311
Fucking piece of shit!
202
00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:55,681
Who's a piece of shit?
203
00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:57,682
Who's talking?
204
00:10:57,684 --> 00:11:00,085
Who are you?!
205
00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:02,524
Sam?
206
00:11:03,658 --> 00:11:06,825
Is Jake suffering
from memory loss?
207
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:08,694
Not that I know of.
208
00:11:08,696 --> 00:11:10,196
Didn't think so.
209
00:11:10,198 --> 00:11:12,130
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
210
00:11:12,132 --> 00:11:13,798
- Where you going?
- Home.
211
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,433
What happened?
212
00:11:15,435 --> 00:11:18,070
- Your son's an asshole.
- I know, but what happened?
213
00:11:18,072 --> 00:11:20,473
- I'm going home.
- Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait.
214
00:11:20,475 --> 00:11:23,575
Listen, Cassie and I,
we just got married.
215
00:11:23,577 --> 00:11:25,610
- We're going on our honeymoon.
- Congratulations.
216
00:11:25,612 --> 00:11:28,480
No, wait. Do you know how
expensive in-home care is?
217
00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:29,981
'Cause I didn't.
218
00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:31,883
I was throwing the term around
like it was nothing,
219
00:11:31,885 --> 00:11:33,386
and then I looked it up.
220
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,053
Well, let him pay for it.
He's got all the money.
221
00:11:35,055 --> 00:11:37,290
He's not doing as well
as he likes to sing about.
222
00:11:37,292 --> 00:11:39,292
It costs a lot of money
to put a piece of metal
223
00:11:39,294 --> 00:11:40,960
in somebody's shoulder.
224
00:11:40,962 --> 00:11:45,564
Now, listen, we are gonna get
onto that plane to St. Barts.
225
00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:48,600
I mean, come on!
I don't deserve this!
226
00:11:48,602 --> 00:11:50,002
So how about it?
227
00:11:50,004 --> 00:11:52,971
He's gonna be in a wheelchair
for like another week,
228
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,508
and then after that,
it's gonna be a lot easier.
229
00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:59,512
So do your oldest friend
a big favor.
230
00:11:59,514 --> 00:12:02,715
Stay with Jake while we're gone.
231
00:12:02,717 --> 00:12:04,383
Absolutely not.
232
00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,252
I'll pay you $750.
233
00:12:06,254 --> 00:12:07,887
How long do I
have to be here for?
234
00:12:07,889 --> 00:12:09,120
A month.
235
00:12:09,122 --> 00:12:10,523
1,000.
236
00:12:10,525 --> 00:12:11,423
Deal.
237
00:12:11,425 --> 00:12:14,659
500 now,
500 when we get back.
238
00:12:14,661 --> 00:12:16,662
Now, we're leaving
in the morning.
239
00:12:16,664 --> 00:12:19,632
I mean, you gotta stay here.
You understand that, right?
240
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,633
I can't have you
going home at night
241
00:12:21,635 --> 00:12:23,301
just in case
something happens.
242
00:12:23,303 --> 00:12:25,638
Are you sure you're okay
with me staying here?
243
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,872
I'm not a nurse.
244
00:12:26,874 --> 00:12:28,673
You work with kids.
245
00:12:28,675 --> 00:12:30,475
Not the same thing.
246
00:12:30,477 --> 00:12:33,412
It's fine.
Listen, I wouldn't do this
247
00:12:33,414 --> 00:12:35,848
unless I trust
that everything will be okay.
248
00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:39,821
I mean, it's not like
I'm a shitty father, right?
249
00:12:50,898 --> 00:12:52,567
You gotta kidding me.
250
00:13:11,752 --> 00:13:13,853
Hello!
251
00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:15,588
- What's going on, dummy?
- Who are you?
252
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:18,224
- Drop it. I talked to your dad.
- Who?
253
00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:19,557
Eat shit, Jake.
254
00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,359
I'm gonna go downstairs,
make a sandwich.
255
00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:22,927
You want something?
256
00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,196
Yes.
257
00:13:24,198 --> 00:13:26,201
All right.
258
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:31,137
Is there a note or something
down there?
259
00:13:31,139 --> 00:13:33,172
No.
260
00:13:33,174 --> 00:13:35,807
Why would there be?
261
00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:37,143
For the nurse.
262
00:13:37,145 --> 00:13:39,577
My dad said he was gonna
get me a live-in nurse.
263
00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:41,614
Fuck you, Jake!
264
00:13:41,616 --> 00:13:43,081
What?
265
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,484
If you call me that
while I'm here,
266
00:13:45,486 --> 00:13:48,186
I'm gonna walk out,
and you're gonna shit yourself
267
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:50,122
and starve to death
in that bed.
268
00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:51,123
What?
269
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,858
Did I stutter?
270
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,596
Don't call me that, Jake.
271
00:13:59,232 --> 00:14:01,633
- It's turkey.
- Are you kidding?
272
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:03,869
Your dad left food money,
but that's the best I can do
273
00:14:03,871 --> 00:14:05,271
with what's in the fridge.
274
00:14:05,273 --> 00:14:06,538
Is this a joke?
275
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,307
It's the best I can do,
considering.
276
00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:11,579
They're on an airplane, Jake.
277
00:14:14,682 --> 00:14:16,818
You want anything to drink?
278
00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:22,256
Don't try to move,
or I'll hobble you.
279
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:27,493
Hey!
280
00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:30,298
I have to go to the bathroom!
281
00:14:31,832 --> 00:14:34,066
Watch the door, asshole.
282
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,500
This door isn't wide enough.
283
00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:37,369
Why would my dad's
second-floor bathroom
284
00:14:37,371 --> 00:14:38,870
be wheelchair accessible?
285
00:14:38,872 --> 00:14:40,372
The default for any bathroom
286
00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:42,240
should be that it be
wheelchair accessible.
287
00:14:42,242 --> 00:14:45,244
Right! Why don't you go ahead
and pioneer that one, nurse?
288
00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:47,213
Second-floor wheelchair
accessible bathrooms.
289
00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:49,047
Great idea.
290
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,615
All right, whatever.
291
00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:54,220
Look, Sam, come on!
I'm messing with you.
292
00:14:54,222 --> 00:14:56,489
Come back.
293
00:14:56,491 --> 00:14:58,290
Sam!
294
00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,625
I'm shitting my pants!
295
00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:01,960
- Easy.
- Yeah.
296
00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:03,231
Okay.
297
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:10,402
Hey.
298
00:15:10,404 --> 00:15:13,571
Can't shit through
my pants, buddy.
299
00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:16,111
Move it on back.
300
00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:23,449
Oh, come on.
301
00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:26,087
Nothing you haven't seen before.
302
00:15:27,587 --> 00:15:29,687
Who is it?
303
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:32,023
I don't know yet.
I haven't opened the door.
304
00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:33,527
Who is it?
305
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,964
Hey, I got a delivery here
for Jacob Kitner.
306
00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:40,431
Yeah, I can sign for it.
307
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,567
- He's not Jacob Kitner!
- I'm not.
308
00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:44,235
Are you a resident
of this house?
309
00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:46,638
- He is not a resident!
- I'm not.
310
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,440
Is there someone who can
sign for this who is?
311
00:15:48,442 --> 00:15:49,841
It ain't him!
312
00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:52,011
He's Jacob Kitner.
He can sign for it.
313
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,080
I'm Jacob Kitner.
314
00:15:55,082 --> 00:15:57,715
Sign here.
315
00:15:57,717 --> 00:15:59,685
This guy, he kidnapped me.
316
00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:02,321
He broke my arm and leg.
You gotta help me.
317
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:04,455
Did he also cast
and set your injuries?
318
00:16:04,457 --> 00:16:07,359
Yeah.
He's a doctor.
319
00:16:07,361 --> 00:16:09,427
You gotta help me.
320
00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:11,129
Nothing changes, Jake.
321
00:16:11,131 --> 00:16:13,197
Who the hell are you?
322
00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:14,867
Daniel.
323
00:16:14,869 --> 00:16:18,103
Daniel O'Connor.
We took trig together.
324
00:16:18,105 --> 00:16:20,272
See you later, asshole.
325
00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:22,206
I never took trig!
326
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,109
Hey, sorry, dude.
I didn't recognize you.
327
00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:25,577
That's cool, man.
328
00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:28,013
The hat and shorts and shit
really throw people off.
329
00:16:28,015 --> 00:16:29,348
Yeah, no doubt.
330
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,648
What are you doing here?
331
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,886
His dad paid me
to take care of him.
332
00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:35,687
- How much?
- A grand.
333
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:39,090
That's not enough.
That kid's an asshole.
334
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,658
Yeah, he messes around.
335
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,894
You don't get into an accident
like that for no reason.
336
00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,529
He's bad energy.
337
00:16:44,531 --> 00:16:46,764
Yeah.
Where's the package?
338
00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:47,932
Just a second.
339
00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:50,335
By the way, he told me
that you kidnapped him.
340
00:16:50,337 --> 00:16:52,237
I'm gonna come around back.
341
00:16:52,239 --> 00:16:53,375
All right.
342
00:16:55,443 --> 00:16:57,746
I don't remember that kid
at all.
343
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:05,850
Somebody loves this guy.
344
00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:07,119
Yeah, then why am I here?
345
00:17:07,121 --> 00:17:11,090
Stop talking and kiss already!
346
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,224
Ugh!
347
00:17:12,226 --> 00:17:14,193
All right, Sam,
see you around.
348
00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:15,530
I'll see you around.
349
00:17:18,332 --> 00:17:20,765
- Help me downstairs.
- I don't think so.
350
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,234
Well, it's either that
or bring the shit up here.
351
00:17:23,236 --> 00:17:25,003
I could just as easily
do neither.
352
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:27,005
I'm gonna throw myself down
the stairs and break my neck.
353
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:30,678
Everyone will think you did it,
and you'll go to prison.
354
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:40,718
What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?
355
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,589
It's from your cousin Marie.
356
00:17:43,591 --> 00:17:45,858
You used to have a thing for
Marie, didn't you?
357
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,192
I don't remember.
358
00:17:47,194 --> 00:17:49,494
Yeah, you totally
had a thing for Marie.
359
00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:50,631
Stop it.
360
00:17:51,899 --> 00:17:54,399
Oh, cool! West Wing.
361
00:17:54,401 --> 00:17:57,403
- Never heard of it.
- It's a pretty good show.
362
00:17:57,405 --> 00:18:00,272
Yeah, I bet. You want it?
I'll sell it to you.
363
00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:02,640
- No.
- Wholesale, at cost.
364
00:18:02,642 --> 00:18:04,709
You can't say at cost.
It cost you nothing.
365
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:08,914
I'm not gonna give this to you for free.
That's ridiculous.
366
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,784
Going, going, gone.
367
00:18:17,457 --> 00:18:19,957
Who would send me this shit?
368
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,394
This is from your office.
369
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:24,196
I know who sent it to me.
370
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:28,434
I don't understand who'd send it
to me in the figurative way.
371
00:18:28,436 --> 00:18:31,102
Well, looking at this stuff,
372
00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:36,108
whoever sent this to you
doesn't know anything about you.
373
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:39,578
Actually,
really any of this stuff,
374
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,580
all of it
seems to be indicative
375
00:18:41,582 --> 00:18:43,615
of someone who doesn't
know you at all.
376
00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:46,885
They probably don't know you
because you don't know them.
377
00:18:46,887 --> 00:18:48,857
That's not true.
378
00:18:51,624 --> 00:18:54,259
This is from Kate,
from your office.
379
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:56,628
What's Kate's last name?
380
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,930
You don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
381
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,766
Been here for a few hours now,
not to mention last night.
382
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:04,102
You'd rather jerk me around
than ask me how I've been
383
00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:05,337
or what I've been up to.
384
00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:06,437
Are you kidding me?
385
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,506
It's not like you asked me.
386
00:19:08,508 --> 00:19:11,042
All right, fine.
We're in the same position then.
387
00:19:11,044 --> 00:19:14,079
What have you been up to, Sam?
388
00:19:14,081 --> 00:19:15,747
- Shut up.
- No, tell me.
389
00:19:15,749 --> 00:19:19,251
I really, really,
really want to know.
390
00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:21,219
Shut up.
I'm taking you upstairs.
391
00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:22,955
Come on!
392
00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:24,322
No, no, wait, wait.
393
00:19:24,324 --> 00:19:26,157
Seriously. You know
what the difference is
394
00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:30,195
between you asking me what I've
been up to since I left Jersey,
395
00:19:30,197 --> 00:19:31,597
and me asking you?
396
00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:33,165
No.
397
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:36,334
There are any number of things
that I could've been doing
398
00:19:36,336 --> 00:19:38,669
because I left
my parents' house.
399
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,839
I have something
interesting to say
400
00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:43,675
because I have
something to say.
401
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:46,677
I know what the answer would be
if I asked you, you know?
402
00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:49,313
You've been doing
what you've been doing
403
00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:50,882
for the last 10 years.
404
00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:53,253
You gotta see
what I'm talking about.
405
00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:04,163
Is that the shirt
Zoe Mayer threw up on?
406
00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,798
Yeah, of course.
407
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,000
When was the last time
you washed that?
408
00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:09,801
You wear that like every night,
409
00:20:09,803 --> 00:20:12,271
wrap it around your face and
sniff it before you go to sleep?
410
00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,939
All right, show's over.
411
00:20:14,941 --> 00:20:17,245
I'm taking the shirt off.
412
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,602
Hello?
413
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:45,439
Hello!
414
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:52,479
Hello!
415
00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:07,826
Hello?
416
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,228
Hey, are you Sam?
417
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,697
Yeah, I am.
Who are you?
418
00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:15,000
I'm Lily.
I'm Jake's physical therapist.
419
00:21:15,002 --> 00:21:17,468
- Physical therapist?
- Yeah.
420
00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:19,271
At some point, he's gonna
have to walk again.
421
00:21:19,273 --> 00:21:20,671
No, it's not that.
422
00:21:20,673 --> 00:21:22,907
I'm just surprised
his dad sprang for it.
423
00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:25,244
Well, it was a choice
of someone to bathe him
424
00:21:25,246 --> 00:21:26,778
or his ability
to walk straight.
425
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,880
I think they made
the smart decision.
426
00:21:28,882 --> 00:21:30,215
I don't know.
427
00:21:30,217 --> 00:21:33,017
Uh, can you tell me
where Jake is?
428
00:21:33,019 --> 00:21:34,453
Yeah, he's in the other room.
429
00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:36,120
Ah!
430
00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:38,490
Who the hell is this?
431
00:21:38,492 --> 00:21:41,392
Lily. She's your
physical therapist.
432
00:21:41,394 --> 00:21:43,861
My dad sprung for
a physical therapist?
433
00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:46,298
Well, it was a choice between
either having to bathe you or...
434
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,500
Okay, thank you, Sam.
Thank you.
435
00:21:48,502 --> 00:21:51,035
So can you stand
on your own yet?
436
00:21:51,037 --> 00:21:53,839
Maybe.
I haven't tried.
437
00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,577
Okay, try.
438
00:21:58,946 --> 00:22:01,413
Can I at least get a cup of
coffee or something first?
439
00:22:01,415 --> 00:22:03,881
Uh, nope.
Try.
440
00:22:03,883 --> 00:22:06,286
Okay.
441
00:22:10,189 --> 00:22:13,193
- Get a little help there?
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:19,097
You live around here?
443
00:22:19,099 --> 00:22:20,601
Can you lift up
your left arm, please?
444
00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,403
Your injured arm.
445
00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:26,471
- Oh, my left arm.
- Yeah.
446
00:22:26,473 --> 00:22:28,874
- That was the confusion.
- Yeah.
447
00:22:28,876 --> 00:22:30,309
You got a boyfriend?
448
00:22:30,311 --> 00:22:31,510
No.
No patience either.
449
00:22:31,512 --> 00:22:33,011
And those two things
go hand-in-hand.
450
00:22:33,013 --> 00:22:35,613
Whoa!
This kitten's got claws.
451
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,683
You're gonna walk like a peg leg
for the rest of your life
452
00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:39,350
if you don't let me help you.
453
00:22:39,352 --> 00:22:40,886
In order for me to help you,
you need to not talk
454
00:22:40,888 --> 00:22:43,522
while I'm giving you
directions, okay?
455
00:22:43,524 --> 00:22:45,624
Okay, so try lifting
your arm again.
456
00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:47,662
This time keep the tension
in the shoulder.
457
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:55,266
Good. See?
458
00:22:55,268 --> 00:22:57,703
The world's a lot quieter
when you listen.
459
00:22:57,705 --> 00:23:00,571
- Sam.
- You need me to walk you out?
460
00:23:00,573 --> 00:23:02,307
No. Okay, here's the deal.
461
00:23:02,309 --> 00:23:04,309
I need you to get up
every morning at 9 a.m.
462
00:23:04,311 --> 00:23:06,645
I need him up early,
moving his arms and legs.
463
00:23:06,647 --> 00:23:08,981
If he doesn't do this,
he could get major blood clots,
464
00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,815
and he could die, okay?
465
00:23:10,817 --> 00:23:12,884
I need you to shower him
once a day.
466
00:23:12,886 --> 00:23:15,587
I need you to change
his dressings twice a day.
467
00:23:15,589 --> 00:23:18,357
And keep him off heavy dairy,
and keep him eating protein.
468
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,858
- All right?
- Okay.
469
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,392
Okay, I'll be back
once a week.
470
00:23:21,394 --> 00:23:23,797
Do you need me to walk you out?
471
00:23:25,865 --> 00:23:27,866
- She's awesome.
- She's tough is what she is.
472
00:23:27,868 --> 00:23:29,600
I don't need that
in my life right now.
473
00:23:29,602 --> 00:23:31,469
Yeah, the last thing you need
is someone pushing you
474
00:23:31,471 --> 00:23:33,472
into some sort of recovery.
475
00:23:33,474 --> 00:23:36,742
She's got a whole regimen
I gotta do with you.
476
00:23:36,744 --> 00:23:38,109
Sounds awful.
477
00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:40,111
Yeah, for me more than you.
478
00:23:40,113 --> 00:23:42,580
Why are you doing this anyway?
479
00:23:42,582 --> 00:23:45,484
My dad gonna give you
his Buick or something?
480
00:23:45,486 --> 00:23:47,619
I'm your friend.
You know who I saw
481
00:23:47,621 --> 00:23:50,022
taking out the garbage
across the street last night?
482
00:23:50,024 --> 00:23:51,490
No.
483
00:23:51,492 --> 00:23:52,690
Zoe.
484
00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:54,760
Are you sure
you weren't hallucinating?
485
00:23:54,762 --> 00:23:55,894
Positive.
486
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,128
You sure?
Because your room smells like
487
00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:58,530
the University of Vermont.
488
00:23:58,532 --> 00:24:00,098
Could've been a pot high.
489
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,434
I wasn't.
It was her.
490
00:24:02,436 --> 00:24:06,538
Well, we all know who reigned
victorious in that case.
491
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,742
Right?
492
00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:11,109
Who potted that plant?
493
00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:12,176
Okay, Jake.
494
00:24:12,178 --> 00:24:13,344
Who mined that field, baby?
495
00:24:13,346 --> 00:24:14,745
You win.
You're the man.
496
00:24:14,747 --> 00:24:16,715
And who's shirt
did she throw up on?
497
00:24:16,717 --> 00:24:20,418
Yeah, that was funny
10 years ago. Thanks.
498
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,654
- Hey, Sam!
- What?
499
00:24:22,656 --> 00:24:24,321
I need you to look
through the basement
500
00:24:24,323 --> 00:24:25,890
and get some of my old stuff.
501
00:24:25,892 --> 00:24:28,193
I can't keep wearing
the same two shirts every day.
502
00:24:28,195 --> 00:24:31,295
I don't think you're gonna want
any of this shit down here.
503
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:35,266
Don't make that decision for me.
504
00:24:35,268 --> 00:24:38,102
Take a little longer.
505
00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:40,805
Are you masturbating?
506
00:24:40,807 --> 00:24:42,607
Did you hang yourself?
507
00:24:42,609 --> 00:24:44,842
You hung yourself while
masturbating, didn't you?
508
00:24:44,844 --> 00:24:48,647
Oh, you are not gonna believe
what I just found.
509
00:24:48,649 --> 00:24:49,714
Does your guy have glasses?
510
00:24:49,716 --> 00:24:51,515
I'll answer gender-neutrally
511
00:24:51,517 --> 00:24:53,318
that my person
does not wear glasses.
512
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,119
- Stop trying to cheat.
- It's not cheating.
513
00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:56,353
It's strategy.
514
00:24:56,355 --> 00:24:58,055
Does your person
have brown hair?
515
00:24:58,057 --> 00:25:00,724
No. Does your girl
have brown hair?
516
00:25:00,726 --> 00:25:04,061
My person does not have
brown hair.
517
00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:06,263
This used to be a lot more fun
when I could cheat your ass out
518
00:25:06,265 --> 00:25:07,432
in two moves.
519
00:25:07,434 --> 00:25:09,734
I know.
It must suck.
520
00:25:09,736 --> 00:25:12,637
Yeah. When's my dad coming back?
521
00:25:12,639 --> 00:25:14,004
Three weeks.
522
00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:17,109
I asked Lily if I could
be out of here before then.
523
00:25:17,111 --> 00:25:19,677
She said maybe.
524
00:25:19,679 --> 00:25:22,013
Does your person have
wrinkles on their face? Why?
525
00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:25,117
No. She wants me to get
up and walk around first.
526
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,017
Does your guy have brown eyes?
527
00:25:27,019 --> 00:25:28,887
Yeah.
528
00:25:28,889 --> 00:25:31,689
Oh.
Damn it!
529
00:25:31,691 --> 00:25:33,692
Why do you want to leave
before your dad comes back?
530
00:25:33,694 --> 00:25:35,827
I barely wanted to be here
for the wedding.
531
00:25:35,829 --> 00:25:38,730
I'm all set
with seeing my father.
532
00:25:38,732 --> 00:25:41,233
Is your person
Wendell McAdams?
533
00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,837
Yes.
534
00:25:44,204 --> 00:25:46,003
I win.
535
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,045
Yeah, hey, Mom.
536
00:25:55,047 --> 00:25:57,081
Yeah, I'm fine.
537
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,817
It's okay.
538
00:25:58,819 --> 00:26:01,355
I feel like I'm back
in fucking high school again.
539
00:26:03,857 --> 00:26:06,558
Yeah, Mom, he's moving around
a lot better than before.
540
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,093
He was supposed to out of
the wheelchair this week.
541
00:26:09,095 --> 00:26:10,762
I guess he's just not ready.
542
00:26:10,764 --> 00:26:14,465
No, Mom, you can't afford
to give me money, okay?
543
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:16,667
The plan is to make
the food money last,
544
00:26:16,669 --> 00:26:18,936
and then I'm gonna give you
whatever's left over.
545
00:26:18,938 --> 00:26:21,907
Yeah, Mom, it's just
a lot of bullshit,
546
00:26:21,909 --> 00:26:23,841
like he can't t even make it
through physical therapy
547
00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:26,711
without saying something
disgusting to his therapist.
548
00:26:26,713 --> 00:26:29,781
You know how easily we can
turn this into a sex swing?
549
00:26:29,783 --> 00:26:31,782
Nah, it's not that bad.
It's a lot of sitting around.
550
00:26:31,784 --> 00:26:34,654
I mean, the guy's on Vicodin
almost all the time.
551
00:26:35,988 --> 00:26:37,188
Whoa! Shit my pants!
552
00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:39,693
Shit my pants,
shit my pants.
553
00:26:42,196 --> 00:26:43,828
No, I can't leave him alone.
554
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:46,497
He might break his neck
or something.
555
00:26:46,499 --> 00:26:49,033
Mom, Mom, I gotta go.
556
00:26:49,035 --> 00:26:51,936
That was the doorbell.
Jake might have woken up, too.
557
00:26:51,938 --> 00:26:53,774
All right, bye.
558
00:27:00,581 --> 00:27:03,982
Oh, shit.
Do I have the wrong house?
559
00:27:03,984 --> 00:27:07,185
I don't know.
Who are you looking for?
560
00:27:07,187 --> 00:27:08,587
Jake Kitner.
561
00:27:08,589 --> 00:27:11,388
Yeah, he's upstairs.
562
00:27:11,390 --> 00:27:14,259
Might still be sleeping,
though.
563
00:27:14,261 --> 00:27:16,293
It's 10 a.m.
564
00:27:16,295 --> 00:27:18,230
Yeah, you think with
all those broken bones,
565
00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:19,430
he'd get his ass up.
566
00:27:19,432 --> 00:27:21,832
Um, can you wake him up for me?
567
00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:23,267
I'm his girlfriend.
568
00:27:23,269 --> 00:27:26,473
Who'd have thunk it?
He hasn't mentioned you once.
569
00:27:28,976 --> 00:27:31,212
- What?
- Julie's here.
570
00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:35,280
- Give us some privacy.
- No.
571
00:27:35,282 --> 00:27:37,849
I'm gonna sit in the corner and
keep record of everything said.
572
00:27:37,851 --> 00:27:40,784
No, seriously, go outside
and take a walk or something.
573
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:42,286
Why?
574
00:27:42,288 --> 00:27:44,054
I can hear almost everything
in this house.
575
00:27:44,056 --> 00:27:46,524
No, you can't.
576
00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:49,197
I can hear you cry yourself
to sleep every night.
577
00:27:59,672 --> 00:28:02,607
You can go upstairs.
He's awake.
578
00:28:02,609 --> 00:28:05,176
- He's not coming down?
- Nope.
579
00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:08,683
Why don't you go upstairs and
give him a hard time about it?
580
00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,990
Who's there?
581
00:28:18,992 --> 00:28:21,859
Jake, baby, it's me.
582
00:28:21,861 --> 00:28:22,994
Julie?
583
00:28:22,996 --> 00:28:25,996
Jesus, you're a mess.
584
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,707
Hey.
585
00:28:36,743 --> 00:28:38,275
What's going on?
586
00:28:38,277 --> 00:28:40,078
Hey, what's up?
I'm Jeremy.
587
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,680
Hey, Jeremy.
Want a hit?
588
00:28:42,682 --> 00:28:45,550
Uh, no, no.
589
00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:48,086
You, uh, you friends with Julie?
590
00:28:48,088 --> 00:28:51,990
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just along for the ride.
591
00:28:51,992 --> 00:28:53,692
Boyfriend.
592
00:28:53,694 --> 00:28:57,728
Yeah, she's up there
talking to Jake.
593
00:28:57,730 --> 00:29:00,031
That a Cathode Corner
Nixie watch?
594
00:29:00,033 --> 00:29:03,734
Yes!
You know about these?
595
00:29:03,736 --> 00:29:06,471
- I know everything about those.
- Oh, my God.
596
00:29:06,473 --> 00:29:08,106
- Sam, right?
- Yeah.
597
00:29:08,108 --> 00:29:09,907
- Jeremy.
- Yeah.
598
00:29:09,909 --> 00:29:13,410
What took you so long
to get here?
599
00:29:13,412 --> 00:29:19,283
I've been a little busy.
600
00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:20,952
I almost died.
601
00:29:20,954 --> 00:29:22,387
And you didn't.
602
00:29:22,389 --> 00:29:24,988
That's the most important thing.
603
00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:26,690
And I shouldn't look bad
604
00:29:26,692 --> 00:29:29,793
because it's not like you
weren't gonna get better.
605
00:29:29,795 --> 00:29:31,428
What?
606
00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:36,501
This just couldn't have
come at a worse time.
607
00:29:36,503 --> 00:29:38,168
For who?
608
00:29:38,170 --> 00:29:41,638
For me, for us.
609
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:47,745
When would have been a better
time for this to happen for you?
610
00:29:47,747 --> 00:29:50,348
Jake's been here for almost
a whole week though,
611
00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:52,216
and she was supposed to come
on like day two or something.
612
00:29:52,218 --> 00:29:53,618
She's been busy.
I mean, I've been busy.
613
00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:56,454
I know, but she should
really be there for him.
614
00:29:56,456 --> 00:29:58,956
She's here now.
I mean, she's a good friend.
615
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:00,358
No, no doubt.
616
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,494
I mean, I wouldn't
drag you to Jersey.
617
00:30:03,496 --> 00:30:06,296
But I guess otherwise
she's pretty cool.
618
00:30:06,298 --> 00:30:09,533
Jake's just always had
garbage taste in women.
619
00:30:09,535 --> 00:30:11,202
No, "taste" is
the wrong way to say it.
620
00:30:11,204 --> 00:30:13,937
It implies some sort of
discerning view.
621
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:17,975
He'll go for anything
with a vague interest.
622
00:30:17,977 --> 00:30:21,478
I guess shitty women just flock to him.
I don't know.
623
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,048
Yeah, that's the right way
to put it.
624
00:30:24,050 --> 00:30:27,819
Okay, I'm just gonna need you to
be a little more understanding.
625
00:30:27,821 --> 00:30:31,688
I'm just gonna need you to
meet me halfway here, Jake.
626
00:30:31,690 --> 00:30:34,125
I'm sorry.
627
00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:37,128
- Really?
- I've been alone all week.
628
00:30:37,130 --> 00:30:39,397
There's nothing familiar
around me.
629
00:30:39,399 --> 00:30:43,033
I just feel kicked around,
you know?
630
00:30:43,035 --> 00:30:45,403
- But this is my fault.
- What?
631
00:30:45,405 --> 00:30:50,707
You were on the phone with me,
and you crashed.
632
00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:55,146
It's your subconscious saying
that we shouldn't be together.
633
00:30:55,148 --> 00:30:58,017
Julie, I want to be with you now
more than ever.
634
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,456
I have to go to the bathroom.
635
00:31:03,756 --> 00:31:06,025
Second door on your left.
636
00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:11,763
Oh, shit. Get out of the car,
get out of the car.
637
00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:18,205
Hey, baby, how you doing?
638
00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:22,676
Bye, Jeremy!
Bye, Julie!
639
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,814
Hey, do me a favor
and check on Julie.
640
00:31:30,816 --> 00:31:31,949
She went to the bathroom.
641
00:31:31,951 --> 00:31:33,751
She left.
642
00:31:33,753 --> 00:31:35,419
She did?
643
00:31:35,421 --> 00:31:37,288
Yeah, with her new boyfriend.
644
00:31:37,290 --> 00:31:40,724
I didn't know
it was her new guy,
645
00:31:40,726 --> 00:31:42,329
not until they left.
646
00:31:45,465 --> 00:31:48,366
I think I wanna go outside,
647
00:31:48,368 --> 00:31:51,472
go for a walk or something.
648
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,571
For a walk?
649
00:32:05,351 --> 00:32:07,551
What goes around, rolls around.
650
00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:10,053
That was... That was
really something, Marky.
651
00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:12,090
- What's up, Sam?
- Nothing much.
652
00:32:12,092 --> 00:32:14,458
You gonna take out the garbage?
653
00:32:15,861 --> 00:32:18,897
Hey, Marky, you're gonna die
cleaning a booth.
654
00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:21,032
You know who's gonna be there
to find the body?
655
00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:22,166
Who?
656
00:32:22,168 --> 00:32:24,836
No one.
You're gonna die alone.
657
00:32:26,206 --> 00:32:28,205
Real funny, Jake.
658
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,974
Heed my warnings, Marky.
659
00:32:29,976 --> 00:32:32,045
Heed them.
660
00:32:34,046 --> 00:32:35,346
I'm gonna get a milkshake.
661
00:32:35,348 --> 00:32:37,282
Lily said stay away
from heavy dairy.
662
00:32:37,284 --> 00:32:39,016
One milkshake's
not gonna kill me.
663
00:32:39,018 --> 00:32:41,218
Jacob Shitner.
664
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,588
Sara Michaels.
665
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:45,188
I could punch you in the face
right now,
666
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,125
and no one would say
I was out of line.
667
00:32:47,127 --> 00:32:48,292
How's that?
668
00:32:48,294 --> 00:32:49,860
Hey, Sam. How are you?
669
00:32:49,862 --> 00:32:51,361
Been better, been worse.
670
00:32:51,363 --> 00:32:52,664
Why could you punch him?
671
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,965
Uh, let's see.
I was gonna go to L.A.
672
00:32:54,967 --> 00:32:56,935
take a vacation,
see some friends,
673
00:32:56,937 --> 00:32:59,070
maybe see
our friend Jake here.
674
00:32:59,072 --> 00:33:00,737
He said,
"Come on by, stay with me.
675
00:33:00,739 --> 00:33:03,174
We'll have a different dinner
every night of the week."
676
00:33:03,176 --> 00:33:04,876
Which was very nice of me
to offer, by the way.
677
00:33:04,878 --> 00:33:07,579
Yes, and exceedingly nice of me
to take him up on it.
678
00:33:07,581 --> 00:33:08,780
What happened?
679
00:33:08,782 --> 00:33:10,747
Well, I clear my schedule,
680
00:33:10,749 --> 00:33:12,684
tell all my friends my dates,
681
00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:14,185
and then I get to LAX,
682
00:33:14,187 --> 00:33:18,188
and his phone goes
to voicemail all week.
683
00:33:18,190 --> 00:33:19,724
I apologized.
Profusely.
684
00:33:19,726 --> 00:33:22,260
Yes, he did.
He apologized up and down,
685
00:33:22,262 --> 00:33:24,762
and he finally invited me
to a very nice lunch date
686
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:28,002
two hours before
I was going to leave L.A.
687
00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:32,637
The apology still counts.
688
00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:34,539
In some cultures, maybe.
689
00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:36,174
Did you have a good time,
otherwise?
690
00:33:36,176 --> 00:33:38,810
Yes, of course.
See, if I've learned one thing
691
00:33:38,812 --> 00:33:41,946
from being in close proximity
to Jake in high school,
692
00:33:41,948 --> 00:33:43,348
it's to have a backup plan
693
00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:46,016
because that is usually
more reliable.
694
00:33:46,018 --> 00:33:47,651
Yeah, that's a good one.
695
00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:50,189
Well, I'll let you two
peruse the menu.
696
00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:53,127
I'd like a milkshake.
697
00:33:54,393 --> 00:33:56,694
- She's sharp.
- She got fat.
698
00:33:56,696 --> 00:33:58,629
- What?
- She got fat.
699
00:33:58,631 --> 00:34:00,898
Maybe she's just bloated
or something.
700
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,199
You're nuts.
701
00:34:02,201 --> 00:34:04,369
I'm just telling you
how I see it.
702
00:34:04,371 --> 00:34:05,836
You know that thing
about anorexic girls
703
00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:07,972
where they can't tell
just how skinny they are?
704
00:34:07,974 --> 00:34:09,941
Yeah, let me guess.
I have that problem with women.
705
00:34:09,943 --> 00:34:14,345
No. You're the asshole
that causes that shit to happen.
706
00:34:14,347 --> 00:34:17,215
I'm definitely not the first
person to think that way.
707
00:34:17,217 --> 00:34:20,617
Sara's nice and smart,
so please tell me.
708
00:34:20,619 --> 00:34:22,220
Why did you treat her
like crap?
709
00:34:22,222 --> 00:34:24,856
I didn't treat her
like crap, okay?
710
00:34:24,858 --> 00:34:26,858
And besides, who comes up
to a table like that
711
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:29,593
and just tells a nasty story?
Who does that?
712
00:34:29,595 --> 00:34:31,129
Sounded like
she was pretty upset.
713
00:34:31,131 --> 00:34:32,329
What does she have
to upset about?
714
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,865
She said she had a good time.
715
00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:35,436
You could say you're sorry.
716
00:35:00,593 --> 00:35:01,725
I think I just saw Zoe.
717
00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:03,928
She was taking out the garbage.
718
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:05,062
Yeah, right.
719
00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:06,229
I swear.
720
00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:07,865
You're wrong.
721
00:35:07,867 --> 00:35:09,669
I saw what I saw.
722
00:35:11,003 --> 00:35:12,637
Hey, Sling Blade.
723
00:35:12,639 --> 00:35:14,541
Come here.
724
00:35:16,242 --> 00:35:18,008
Does Zoe Mayer work here?
725
00:35:18,010 --> 00:35:19,977
Yeah.
She works in the kitchen.
726
00:35:19,979 --> 00:35:21,211
Are you serious?
727
00:35:21,213 --> 00:35:22,780
Totally.
She's great.
728
00:35:22,782 --> 00:35:24,749
Most chicks, they don't like
taking out garbage
729
00:35:24,751 --> 00:35:26,517
and cleaning dishes and shit.
730
00:35:26,519 --> 00:35:30,787
You know how many used tampons
we find on old plates of food?
731
00:35:30,789 --> 00:35:32,356
Why does she work here?
732
00:35:32,358 --> 00:35:34,225
She lost her job
and her dad died.
733
00:35:34,227 --> 00:35:35,325
Whole bunch of shit.
734
00:35:35,327 --> 00:35:36,961
She moved home
a few weeks ago.
735
00:35:36,963 --> 00:35:38,963
Tough shit, this economy.
736
00:35:38,965 --> 00:35:41,432
Wonderful platitude, Marky.
737
00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:43,336
Ehh.
738
00:35:45,572 --> 00:35:49,673
Hey, you should go
talk to her, dummy.
739
00:35:49,675 --> 00:35:51,309
Seriously.
740
00:35:51,311 --> 00:35:54,312
March in there,
rip her bloody apron off,
741
00:35:54,314 --> 00:35:57,251
and burn her ass
on the deep fryer.
742
00:36:02,789 --> 00:36:04,187
Why do you live in New Jersey?
743
00:36:04,189 --> 00:36:05,856
Why can't you raise
your arm any higher?
744
00:36:05,858 --> 00:36:08,126
No, seriously, I think you'd
make more money elsewhere.
745
00:36:08,128 --> 00:36:10,394
My partner lives here.
746
00:36:10,396 --> 00:36:11,963
Yeah, but you shouldn't be
unhappy for someone else.
747
00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:13,430
I live in L.A. and...
748
00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:16,233
Jake, you live in a dream world.
Come on. Arm higher.
749
00:36:16,235 --> 00:36:17,568
- I can't.
- Try harder.
750
00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:20,437
I know you can try harder
than this.
751
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,740
I'm gonna break my own shoulder,
let it set for two days
752
00:36:22,742 --> 00:36:25,075
and show you that you can
raise your arm higher than this.
753
00:36:25,077 --> 00:36:27,644
That'd be silly.
754
00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:28,915
Come on.
755
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,582
Good. Good!
756
00:36:31,584 --> 00:36:33,383
- You want some water?
- Yeah.
757
00:36:33,385 --> 00:36:34,554
Okay.
758
00:36:39,892 --> 00:36:41,028
Good.
759
00:36:42,729 --> 00:36:45,428
- You know, you're very lucky.
- How's that?
760
00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:47,365
Do you know how hard it is to
get someone to help you move?
761
00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:49,767
You got someone here with you
for a over month,
762
00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:51,434
taking care of you.
763
00:36:51,436 --> 00:36:52,672
That's friendship.
764
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:55,773
I guess.
765
00:36:55,775 --> 00:36:57,809
Tell me what it is then.
766
00:36:57,811 --> 00:36:59,343
I don't know.
767
00:36:59,345 --> 00:37:03,648
Well, despite your best efforts,
that kid's your friend.
768
00:37:11,256 --> 00:37:13,390
Thank you very much. Thank
you, ladies and gentlemen.
769
00:37:13,392 --> 00:37:15,693
Welcome once again
to "Beat the Clock."
770
00:37:15,695 --> 00:37:16,961
What are we doing tonight?
771
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:18,662
I don't know.
772
00:37:18,664 --> 00:37:22,867
I'm gonna go upstairs
and maybe finish this book.
773
00:37:22,869 --> 00:37:25,570
Or maybe blow my brains out
after you fall asleep.
774
00:37:25,572 --> 00:37:27,640
Why didn't you ever
go on Jeopardy!?
775
00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:30,975
Why would I go on Jeopardy!?
776
00:37:30,977 --> 00:37:32,242
You aced the SATs.
777
00:37:32,244 --> 00:37:34,010
The SATs aren't like
Trivial Pursuit.
778
00:37:34,012 --> 00:37:35,646
Did you take the SATs?
779
00:37:35,648 --> 00:37:38,115
Yeah, and I finished college,
which puts me one up on you.
780
00:37:38,117 --> 00:37:40,885
It doesn't just have to be
Jeopardy! It could be any show.
781
00:37:40,887 --> 00:37:42,320
Any question show.
782
00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:43,820
Who's Smarter
Than A Fifth Grader?
783
00:37:43,822 --> 00:37:45,289
I bet you're at least that.
784
00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:48,291
We can make a lot of money,
Sam, seriously.
785
00:37:48,293 --> 00:37:50,126
I'll represent you.
786
00:37:50,128 --> 00:37:53,164
I'll be your agent.
And you know what?
787
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:54,966
If you act retarded
in real life,
788
00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:57,367
it'll be even more surprising
when you win.
789
00:37:57,369 --> 00:37:59,637
We'll make even more money.
Whole roadshow.
790
00:37:59,639 --> 00:38:01,204
You see what you're doing
right now?
791
00:38:01,206 --> 00:38:03,207
- What am I doing?
- You're trying...
792
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:05,008
or at least
I think you're trying...
793
00:38:05,010 --> 00:38:06,676
to help me out,
794
00:38:06,678 --> 00:38:10,814
but you just end up being
an asshole and belittling me.
795
00:38:10,816 --> 00:38:12,249
I am not.
796
00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,783
That's exactly
what you're doing,
797
00:38:13,785 --> 00:38:15,119
and you do it all the time.
798
00:38:15,121 --> 00:38:17,088
I don't know that that's true.
799
00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:20,457
I think you're happier
800
00:38:20,459 --> 00:38:22,727
with people in your life
being bullet points.
801
00:38:22,729 --> 00:38:27,298
You know line items about me,
but nothing more.
802
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,733
And none of it applies
803
00:38:28,735 --> 00:38:31,468
to the last six or seven years
of my life.
804
00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:33,506
Not true at all.
805
00:38:39,479 --> 00:38:40,811
Okay.
806
00:38:40,813 --> 00:38:42,379
Am I virgin?
807
00:38:42,381 --> 00:38:44,215
- Totally.
- I'm not.
808
00:38:44,217 --> 00:38:46,350
- You carry yourself like one.
- Well, I'm not.
809
00:38:46,352 --> 00:38:48,119
So you had sex
with a prostitute.
810
00:38:48,121 --> 00:38:51,354
I dated a girl
for three years, Jake.
811
00:38:51,356 --> 00:38:53,323
So you dated a prostitute
for three years.
812
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,892
She wasn't a prostitute.
813
00:38:54,894 --> 00:38:55,992
- Stripper?
- No.
814
00:38:55,994 --> 00:38:57,327
- Sexually abused?
- No.
815
00:38:57,329 --> 00:38:59,062
- Down on her luck?
- She was a normal girl.
816
00:38:59,064 --> 00:39:00,631
She was in our class.
817
00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:01,564
Bullshit.
818
00:39:01,566 --> 00:39:03,533
Lisa Martinez.
819
00:39:03,535 --> 00:39:05,338
Oh! Bullshit.
820
00:39:06,506 --> 00:39:08,738
Three years,
you piece of shit.
821
00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:10,474
Yeah? What happened?
822
00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:13,412
She wasn't very nice to me.
823
00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:16,881
I don't know what
to say to you right now.
824
00:39:16,883 --> 00:39:18,249
Why?
825
00:39:18,251 --> 00:39:20,318
She wasn't nice to you?
826
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,653
She was manipulative
and a liar
827
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:28,158
and played games
and was just really uncaring.
828
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,195
That sucks.
829
00:39:31,197 --> 00:39:33,229
That's where you gotta
hit her back, man.
830
00:39:33,231 --> 00:39:35,198
Establish some fuckin' power.
831
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,269
Or just be in a relationship
where those games don't happen.
832
00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:40,838
Doesn't exist.
Gotta understand that, you know?
833
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,573
Can't let one bad egg
ruin the pantry.
834
00:39:43,575 --> 00:39:46,213
You gotta get your heart broken again.
Get out there.
835
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,146
What are you looking at,
Jimmy Stewart?
836
00:39:50,148 --> 00:39:54,320
Nothing. I think I see
Zoe walking her dog.
837
00:40:01,927 --> 00:40:03,426
- Sam?
- Zoe.
838
00:40:03,428 --> 00:40:06,463
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.
839
00:40:06,465 --> 00:40:08,332
I didn't know you lived
in Jersey.
840
00:40:08,334 --> 00:40:10,501
Yeah.
Never left.
841
00:40:10,503 --> 00:40:11,568
Really?
842
00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:13,937
Yeah.
I mean, I did for a second.
843
00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:16,307
About 20 minutes out of town.
844
00:40:16,309 --> 00:40:18,341
- Wow.
- Yeah.
845
00:40:18,343 --> 00:40:22,312
I don't have a license,
so it's tough.
846
00:40:22,314 --> 00:40:25,548
Um, are you
taking care of Jake?
847
00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:26,649
Yeah.
848
00:40:26,651 --> 00:40:28,251
Why?
849
00:40:28,253 --> 00:40:30,086
His dad asked me to.
850
00:40:30,088 --> 00:40:33,289
It should take a lot more
than his dad asking you to.
851
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:37,294
Hey, Harold.
852
00:40:37,296 --> 00:40:39,396
What's shaking?
853
00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:41,798
- You remember his name?
- Of course.
854
00:40:44,936 --> 00:40:47,437
You want some company?
855
00:40:47,439 --> 00:40:48,738
Sure.
856
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,508
Cool.
857
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:54,412
You see anybody
from high school?
858
00:40:54,414 --> 00:40:57,847
Once in a while,
around town.
859
00:40:57,849 --> 00:40:59,582
You?
860
00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:01,651
The ones who live
in the city, sure,
861
00:41:01,653 --> 00:41:03,521
but not that much.
862
00:41:03,523 --> 00:41:06,490
High school wasn't
the best time for me.
863
00:41:06,492 --> 00:41:09,292
Yeah, anybody could have
told you that.
864
00:41:09,294 --> 00:41:12,296
Jake's a pretty shitty guy.
865
00:41:12,298 --> 00:41:14,131
Especially to you.
866
00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:16,533
I guess.
867
00:41:16,535 --> 00:41:20,171
Anyway, I grew up
across the street from him.
868
00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:22,372
You know what he did
on my tenth birthday?
869
00:41:22,374 --> 00:41:23,640
No.
870
00:41:23,642 --> 00:41:24,774
He gave me a card.
871
00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:30,013
It said, "Happy Birthday.
I hate you."
872
00:41:30,015 --> 00:41:32,283
Ohh! That sucks!
873
00:41:32,285 --> 00:41:33,751
I know! It sucks huge.
874
00:41:33,753 --> 00:41:36,486
I was ten. I didn't know
what a sociopath he was.
875
00:41:36,488 --> 00:41:39,523
I thought
he actually hated me.
876
00:41:39,525 --> 00:41:44,160
I remember that knocked me out.
Ten years old.
877
00:41:44,162 --> 00:41:47,430
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
I'm sorry he did that to you.
878
00:41:47,432 --> 00:41:51,103
It was a long time ago.
Feels pretty small now.
879
00:41:53,905 --> 00:41:57,675
How'd it go?
You fingerblast her brains out?
880
00:41:57,677 --> 00:42:01,211
No. It was fine.
We just caught up.
881
00:42:01,213 --> 00:42:02,912
I catch up with my cousins.
882
00:42:02,914 --> 00:42:06,015
- Are you gonna see her again?
- I don't know.
883
00:42:06,017 --> 00:42:08,051
Did you ask her?
884
00:42:08,053 --> 00:42:10,120
I didn't.
I live here, Jake.
885
00:42:10,122 --> 00:42:12,122
I got all the time
in the world.
886
00:42:12,124 --> 00:42:13,591
What?!
887
00:42:13,593 --> 00:42:15,459
You know what?
888
00:42:15,461 --> 00:42:18,329
I like her just as much I did
when we were in high school.
889
00:42:18,331 --> 00:42:21,398
It was easy talking to her.
890
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,267
And in a week and a half,
891
00:42:23,269 --> 00:42:25,035
you're gonna be on a plane
back to L.A.,
892
00:42:25,037 --> 00:42:27,370
and I can do
whatever I want, right?
893
00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:29,240
You're not gonna do anything.
894
00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:30,374
That's not true.
895
00:42:30,376 --> 00:42:31,675
This is a perfect time.
896
00:42:31,677 --> 00:42:34,111
She's vulnerable, she's hurt.
897
00:42:34,113 --> 00:42:36,312
Am I right?
898
00:42:36,314 --> 00:42:38,349
She's in a bad way, sure.
899
00:42:38,351 --> 00:42:40,416
So manipulate that shit.
900
00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:43,287
If it's because I've already
plowed that pasture,
901
00:42:43,289 --> 00:42:45,890
I give you my permission.
902
00:42:45,892 --> 00:42:50,461
My loose, flaccid permission.
903
00:42:50,463 --> 00:42:52,332
Thank you.
904
00:43:01,506 --> 00:43:02,842
Sam!
905
00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:05,776
Hey, Jake, what's up?
906
00:43:05,778 --> 00:43:08,211
I'm hungry.
907
00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:12,115
And I smell like shit.
What are you doing?
908
00:43:12,117 --> 00:43:13,584
Zoe was walking Harold.
I was up...
909
00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:16,120
Waiting for Zoe to walk Harold.
Yeah, I know.
910
00:43:16,122 --> 00:43:18,088
What the hell, Jake?
911
00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:19,990
She's gonna find out
you're a creep at some point.
912
00:43:19,992 --> 00:43:24,662
For once, please try
to keep things to a low boil.
913
00:43:24,664 --> 00:43:27,330
What the fuck
does that even mean?
914
00:43:27,332 --> 00:43:31,338
I'll feed you in 20 minutes.
I promise.
915
00:43:38,644 --> 00:43:39,642
Hello?
916
00:43:39,644 --> 00:43:41,579
Jake! Boyo!
917
00:43:41,581 --> 00:43:42,912
Hey, Dad.
918
00:43:42,914 --> 00:43:45,448
Boyo, how do you feel?
919
00:43:45,450 --> 00:43:48,718
Okay.
I'm getting better, I think.
920
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,988
Can I get a little refill
on this one, please?
921
00:43:50,990 --> 00:43:52,789
Great!
922
00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:54,457
How's the honeymoon?
923
00:43:54,459 --> 00:43:56,593
Fantastic. Couldn't have
come at a better time.
924
00:43:56,595 --> 00:43:59,796
- That's great.
- Listen, is Sam around?
925
00:43:59,798 --> 00:44:02,399
- He's in the shower.
- Oh, uh...
926
00:44:02,401 --> 00:44:04,734
Can you let him know...
Listen, I fudged the dates.
927
00:44:04,736 --> 00:44:08,037
Yeah, we were gonna be back
two days later than I told him.
928
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:10,640
- Sure.
- Now, uh...
929
00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:13,711
if you could just offer him
an extra 50 bucks
930
00:44:13,713 --> 00:44:16,946
on top of the 500 I owe him
for the extra days.
931
00:44:16,948 --> 00:44:18,782
No, wait.
No, no, listen.
932
00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:22,151
Don't offer him anything
unless he looks really upset.
933
00:44:22,153 --> 00:44:24,655
Even if he is,
let's start at 50,
934
00:44:24,657 --> 00:44:26,356
but don't go higher than 75.
935
00:44:26,358 --> 00:44:27,758
No, don't go higher than 100.
936
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,461
- Yeah.
- Okay! That's my boy!
937
00:44:30,463 --> 00:44:31,894
Now, listen,
you have a good time.
938
00:44:31,896 --> 00:44:35,201
Don't have too much fun
and no part...
939
00:44:40,039 --> 00:44:41,338
You got any money?
940
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:43,106
I wanna get a paintball gun.
941
00:44:43,108 --> 00:44:45,742
Any money? No.
942
00:44:45,744 --> 00:44:48,646
You don't have any extra money
lying around?
943
00:44:48,648 --> 00:44:51,881
Just the food money that your dad left.
A paintball gun?
944
00:44:51,883 --> 00:44:54,984
Yeah. I think it'd be fun
to just wheel around
945
00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:56,653
and shoot one off, you know?
946
00:44:56,655 --> 00:45:01,624
No. I mean, uh, if I had
the money, yeah, sure.
947
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:05,264
But I don't, so sorry,
no paintball gun.
948
00:45:14,372 --> 00:45:17,508
Sam!
Spilt my cereal!
949
00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:19,278
Are you serious?
950
00:45:23,249 --> 00:45:25,418
Unbelievable.
951
00:45:27,753 --> 00:45:28,751
- Oh!
- Come on!
952
00:45:28,753 --> 00:45:30,053
Raspberries!
953
00:45:30,055 --> 00:45:32,492
You're crippled, not stupid.
954
00:45:34,492 --> 00:45:36,795
We're gonna need
more paper towels, too.
955
00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,341
Zoe.
956
00:45:50,343 --> 00:45:53,510
Jake, what's up?
957
00:45:53,512 --> 00:45:56,613
Jesus, I didn't realize
you were hurt that bad.
958
00:45:56,615 --> 00:46:00,983
Yeah. The car flipped over,
threw me a good 30 yards.
959
00:46:00,985 --> 00:46:02,686
Really?
960
00:46:02,688 --> 00:46:04,722
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
961
00:46:04,724 --> 00:46:09,459
The doctors
didn't even know if I'd...
962
00:46:09,461 --> 00:46:11,894
Not important.
963
00:46:11,896 --> 00:46:13,597
Are you gonna walk again?
964
00:46:13,599 --> 00:46:14,631
Think so.
965
00:46:14,633 --> 00:46:17,334
I hope so.
966
00:46:17,336 --> 00:46:21,805
Uh, well, it'll knock
some sense into you.
967
00:46:21,807 --> 00:46:23,140
You would know.
968
00:46:23,142 --> 00:46:24,374
- What?
- No, no, no.
969
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:26,542
I didn't mean to be cruel.
970
00:46:26,544 --> 00:46:29,345
I just meant with everything
that happened with your dad
971
00:46:29,347 --> 00:46:31,782
and your job.
972
00:46:31,784 --> 00:46:34,952
It was bad.
Worse, even.
973
00:46:34,954 --> 00:46:36,553
Yeah.
974
00:46:36,555 --> 00:46:40,657
I'm really sorry, Zoe.
Your dad was a great guy.
975
00:46:40,659 --> 00:46:43,162
It's okay.
976
00:46:44,896 --> 00:46:47,930
I'm gonna go inside.
977
00:46:47,932 --> 00:46:49,499
It was great seeing you.
978
00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:52,068
You just...
You forget, you know?
979
00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:53,572
Sure.
980
00:46:55,407 --> 00:46:58,608
Zoe, can you do me a favor?
981
00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:01,211
Uh, sure.
982
00:47:01,213 --> 00:47:04,347
You know how Sam used to have
a thing for you in high school?
983
00:47:04,349 --> 00:47:07,584
Um, yeah, I guess.
984
00:47:07,586 --> 00:47:09,986
Well, I've been using
the accident
985
00:47:09,988 --> 00:47:14,091
as this opportunity
to make things right with him,
986
00:47:14,093 --> 00:47:20,100
and I just know he'd think it
was weird if he knew we talked.
987
00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:23,367
Uh, okay.
988
00:47:23,369 --> 00:47:26,669
Uh, I'm sorry.
Okay, yeah, I understand.
989
00:47:26,671 --> 00:47:28,407
Thanks.
990
00:47:37,182 --> 00:47:40,517
To Catch a Predator is on.
Wasn't your dad on that show?
991
00:47:40,519 --> 00:47:42,686
No.
992
00:47:42,688 --> 00:47:46,088
Hey, it's 10:00.
You know where your kids are?
993
00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:47,890
In bed with Sam's dad.
994
00:47:47,892 --> 00:47:50,359
Wait, what time is it?
995
00:47:50,361 --> 00:47:52,695
Hey, it's 10:00.
Do you know where your kids are?
996
00:47:52,697 --> 00:47:54,333
Gotta go!
997
00:48:10,182 --> 00:48:13,753
Sam, we need
more toilet paper!
998
00:48:14,954 --> 00:48:16,856
And Drano!
999
00:48:27,365 --> 00:48:28,798
Are you waiting for me?
1000
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,300
No.
1001
00:48:31,302 --> 00:48:32,571
I don't know.
Maybe.
1002
00:48:34,273 --> 00:48:36,138
All right, come on,
let's go.
1003
00:48:36,140 --> 00:48:37,474
What are we doing?
1004
00:48:37,476 --> 00:48:39,977
We're going for a walk.
You're too pale.
1005
00:48:39,979 --> 00:48:41,848
Okay.
1006
00:48:43,448 --> 00:48:45,215
Where's your dad?
1007
00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:47,450
He went on his honeymoon
with his new wife.
1008
00:48:47,452 --> 00:48:49,620
Oh, he's got
his priorities in order.
1009
00:48:49,622 --> 00:48:54,127
Well, I'm not used to my dad
not being an asshole.
1010
00:48:56,095 --> 00:48:58,128
Hey, Zoe?
1011
00:48:58,130 --> 00:48:59,432
Yeah?
1012
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:04,100
When I apologized yesterday,
1013
00:49:04,102 --> 00:49:06,769
I was apologizing
for everything.
1014
00:49:06,771 --> 00:49:08,638
What do you mean?
1015
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:13,977
I mean, I know it's a cop-out
to make a blanket apology,
1016
00:49:13,979 --> 00:49:16,280
but that's what this is.
1017
00:49:16,282 --> 00:49:17,851
I'm sorry.
1018
00:49:19,718 --> 00:49:22,818
It's cool. You prevented
me from ever dating
1019
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:28,425
anybody like you in college,
so I owe you a thank-you.
1020
00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:32,762
Well, I hope I'm not
like that anymore.
1021
00:49:32,764 --> 00:49:35,698
So tell me about your life
in Manhattan.
1022
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:38,334
- What do you wanna know?
- Everything.
1023
00:49:38,336 --> 00:49:41,104
Your job, your apartment,
your friends.
1024
00:49:41,106 --> 00:49:43,941
Just talk to me.
1025
00:49:43,943 --> 00:49:46,079
Okay.
1026
00:49:47,246 --> 00:49:51,013
Sam, you gotta do something
about Zoe.
1027
00:49:51,015 --> 00:49:52,416
I don't know.
1028
00:49:52,418 --> 00:49:54,885
Stop being a little bitch
and do something.
1029
00:49:54,887 --> 00:49:56,486
What is your problem?
1030
00:49:56,488 --> 00:50:00,856
Stop being a bitch and letting
people walk all over you.
1031
00:50:00,858 --> 00:50:02,327
Good call.
1032
00:50:08,499 --> 00:50:13,202
So are you seeing anyone
in Manhattan?
1033
00:50:13,204 --> 00:50:15,104
Right now?
1034
00:50:15,106 --> 00:50:19,376
Now or before, I guess.
1035
00:50:19,378 --> 00:50:21,381
Whatever answer you have.
1036
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,316
Not really.
1037
00:50:28,354 --> 00:50:30,689
I don't know
why I said not really.
1038
00:50:32,925 --> 00:50:34,861
I meant no.
1039
00:50:36,461 --> 00:50:39,428
What are you doing
tomorrow night?
1040
00:50:39,430 --> 00:50:41,198
Nothing.
1041
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,966
You're not working?
1042
00:50:43,968 --> 00:50:45,434
No. Why?
1043
00:50:45,436 --> 00:50:48,771
Uh, I don't know.
1044
00:50:48,773 --> 00:50:50,573
Seriously. Why?
1045
00:50:50,575 --> 00:50:54,613
I'm just curious.
No reason.
1046
00:51:05,890 --> 00:51:09,892
Wake up.
I need more pills.
1047
00:51:09,894 --> 00:51:11,428
Fill the prescription.
1048
00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:12,695
Now.
1049
00:51:12,697 --> 00:51:14,232
Okay.
1050
00:51:19,671 --> 00:51:23,939
So did Sam talk to you
about you?
1051
00:51:23,941 --> 00:51:26,612
- What?
- Nothing.
1052
00:51:28,414 --> 00:51:30,747
- You know what'd be nice?
- What's that?
1053
00:51:30,749 --> 00:51:32,416
Me cooking you dinner.
1054
00:51:32,418 --> 00:51:34,984
What?
1055
00:51:34,986 --> 00:51:38,722
I've liked seeing you.
It's been great.
1056
00:51:38,724 --> 00:51:42,191
It's nice to know
that people can change.
1057
00:51:42,193 --> 00:51:44,428
It sounds like naive, but...
1058
00:51:44,430 --> 00:51:48,765
you hope that it could happen,
1059
00:51:48,767 --> 00:51:51,401
think it might happen.
1060
00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:54,570
As glad as I am you've
turned over this new leaf,
1061
00:51:54,572 --> 00:51:56,238
you're not
cooking me dinner.
1062
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,841
- Why not?
- Jake...
1063
00:51:58,843 --> 00:52:02,079
you've burned that particular
bridge to the ground,
1064
00:52:02,081 --> 00:52:03,979
no matter how much
you've changed.
1065
00:52:03,981 --> 00:52:06,316
Zoe, I didn't mean it like that.
1066
00:52:06,318 --> 00:52:09,686
I meant me, you, and Sam
sitting down together,
1067
00:52:09,688 --> 00:52:11,088
spending some time.
1068
00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:14,861
Oh.
Well, I'd like that.
1069
00:52:18,329 --> 00:52:21,798
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
1070
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,401
Do you think that Sam...
1071
00:52:24,403 --> 00:52:26,803
No. Trust me.
I know Sam.
1072
00:52:26,805 --> 00:52:29,439
He's the kind of guy
if he thinks something,
1073
00:52:29,441 --> 00:52:30,843
he says something.
1074
00:52:37,715 --> 00:52:38,981
What are you doing?
1075
00:52:38,983 --> 00:52:42,119
I am having someone
over for dinner.
1076
00:52:42,121 --> 00:52:43,854
Yeah, right.
1077
00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,425
I swear.
1078
00:52:46,390 --> 00:52:48,258
Is there a punch line here?
1079
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:50,727
You gonna kick me in the balls
or something?
1080
00:52:50,729 --> 00:52:53,696
You know what?
Took your advice from the diner.
1081
00:52:53,698 --> 00:52:54,830
What's that?
1082
00:52:54,832 --> 00:52:56,166
Said I'm sorry.
1083
00:52:56,168 --> 00:52:57,834
Worked like a charm.
1084
00:52:57,836 --> 00:53:00,139
You're having Sara over?
1085
00:53:03,175 --> 00:53:05,477
I can't believe it.
1086
00:53:06,677 --> 00:53:08,246
Huh.
1087
00:53:12,284 --> 00:53:14,084
What are you doing?
1088
00:53:14,086 --> 00:53:17,086
Checking out your eye color.
1089
00:53:17,088 --> 00:53:19,321
That's the first tipoff
that an alien life form
1090
00:53:19,323 --> 00:53:21,224
is impersonating your body.
1091
00:53:21,226 --> 00:53:24,394
Wow.
It's a wonder other virgins
1092
00:53:24,396 --> 00:53:27,233
don't make pilgrimages
to worship you.
1093
00:53:29,802 --> 00:53:31,468
You want me to go anywhere?
1094
00:53:31,470 --> 00:53:34,470
I can go for a walk
or something.
1095
00:53:34,472 --> 00:53:35,671
If you want.
1096
00:53:35,673 --> 00:53:37,173
I can sit upstairs.
1097
00:53:37,175 --> 00:53:40,577
Yeah, if you want.
It's gonna get loud.
1098
00:53:40,579 --> 00:53:42,711
Fuck you.
1099
00:53:42,713 --> 00:53:44,580
No, Sam, Sam, seriously,
1100
00:53:44,582 --> 00:53:46,783
this girl made it seem like
she's only interested
1101
00:53:46,785 --> 00:53:49,019
in eating and fucking.
1102
00:53:49,021 --> 00:53:51,354
That's disgusting.
1103
00:53:51,356 --> 00:53:53,459
I'll close my door.
1104
00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:04,269
It's open!
1105
00:54:08,407 --> 00:54:10,774
Hey, Jake.
Dad's house looks nice.
1106
00:54:10,776 --> 00:54:13,309
Thanks.
1107
00:54:13,311 --> 00:54:17,046
So, um, where's the food?
What are we eating?
1108
00:54:17,048 --> 00:54:18,914
- You look great.
- Oh, really?
1109
00:54:18,916 --> 00:54:22,619
I can hear you guys talking,
and although it means nothing,
1110
00:54:22,621 --> 00:54:25,254
it's making me feel
kinda weird, so...
1111
00:54:25,256 --> 00:54:30,160
I'm... gonna go for a walk.
1112
00:54:30,162 --> 00:54:31,660
What the hell?
1113
00:54:31,662 --> 00:54:33,032
Hey, Sam.
1114
00:54:34,233 --> 00:54:37,867
Sam, meet Zoe.
1115
00:54:37,869 --> 00:54:40,370
Fuck you, Jake.
1116
00:54:40,372 --> 00:54:42,539
You unbelievable piece of shit.
1117
00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:44,307
I don't know
what's going on here.
1118
00:54:44,309 --> 00:54:47,146
If you leave, he's not gonna
pay you your money.
1119
00:54:48,947 --> 00:54:50,680
What?
1120
00:54:50,682 --> 00:54:55,352
He's not going to pay you
your money.
1121
00:54:55,354 --> 00:54:56,686
How do you know about that?
1122
00:54:56,688 --> 00:54:58,622
What kind of friend
takes money
1123
00:54:58,624 --> 00:55:01,390
from someone's father
to take care of them?
1124
00:55:01,392 --> 00:55:03,626
I mean, what the hell else
were you gonna do?
1125
00:55:03,628 --> 00:55:05,327
And you wouldn't even buy me
the paintball gun
1126
00:55:05,329 --> 00:55:06,729
when I asked you for it.
1127
00:55:06,731 --> 00:55:08,668
Yeah, that was a test, Sam.
1128
00:55:14,273 --> 00:55:16,506
You're out of your mind.
1129
00:55:16,508 --> 00:55:21,443
My mom and I live alone.
Paycheck to paycheck.
1130
00:55:21,445 --> 00:55:26,082
I gave her all that money
to help her out.
1131
00:55:26,084 --> 00:55:27,553
You get that at all?
1132
00:55:29,688 --> 00:55:31,657
Stand up.
1133
00:55:34,026 --> 00:55:37,526
I said stand up!
I know you can stand up.
1134
00:55:37,528 --> 00:55:39,129
Why?
1135
00:55:39,131 --> 00:55:41,698
'Cause I'm gonna
punch you in the face,
1136
00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:44,203
and I'm not gonna hit
a guy in a wheelchair.
1137
00:56:04,021 --> 00:56:07,222
- What's the problem?
- Shut up.
1138
00:56:07,224 --> 00:56:10,392
You gonna do something,
do something.
1139
00:56:10,394 --> 00:56:12,562
Shut up.
1140
00:56:12,564 --> 00:56:15,597
- Do something.
- I don't have to do anything.
1141
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:17,466
Your girlfriend
didn't give a shit enough
1142
00:56:17,468 --> 00:56:19,336
to not fuck someone else.
1143
00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:21,805
Your dad didn't
care enough to stay.
1144
00:56:21,807 --> 00:56:23,807
You're all alone.
1145
00:56:23,809 --> 00:56:25,508
Nobody cares.
1146
00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:28,447
Someone had to pay me to care.
1147
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,320
Zoe, this is bullshit.
1148
00:56:38,322 --> 00:56:42,694
I honestly thought you wouldn't
make the mistake twice.
1149
00:57:17,996 --> 00:57:19,662
Why did you do that?
1150
00:57:19,664 --> 00:57:22,568
Because of the money.
1151
00:57:25,771 --> 00:57:29,705
Jake, I'm 26 years old,
1152
00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:32,809
and my father just died.
1153
00:57:32,811 --> 00:57:36,812
I have no savings,
and I'm living at home.
1154
00:57:36,814 --> 00:57:39,115
And this?
1155
00:57:39,117 --> 00:57:42,484
This is the least important part
of my life.
1156
00:57:42,486 --> 00:57:45,387
You know,
you guys aren't 16 anymore.
1157
00:57:45,389 --> 00:57:47,222
He's not gonna be waiting
at the bus stop tomorrow
1158
00:57:47,224 --> 00:57:50,392
for you to make it up to him.
1159
00:57:50,394 --> 00:57:53,997
Nobody wants you to be
anything like your father.
1160
00:57:53,999 --> 00:57:56,202
You know that, right?
1161
00:57:58,169 --> 00:58:00,673
You're dad's not even here.
1162
00:58:53,057 --> 00:58:54,057
Hello?
1163
00:58:54,059 --> 00:58:56,729
Hey. I need help.
1164
00:59:02,901 --> 00:59:04,901
I think I broke my shoulder.
1165
00:59:04,903 --> 00:59:07,836
Why? What happened?
1166
00:59:07,838 --> 00:59:10,140
I punched Sam.
1167
00:59:10,142 --> 00:59:11,941
What'd you do?
1168
00:59:11,943 --> 00:59:13,843
- I punched him.
- I know.
1169
00:59:13,845 --> 00:59:16,211
What did you do?
1170
00:59:16,213 --> 00:59:18,381
I may have sabotaged
this thing he had going
1171
00:59:18,383 --> 00:59:19,816
with this girl he liked.
1172
00:59:19,818 --> 00:59:21,950
Well, you sprained it.
1173
00:59:21,952 --> 00:59:23,785
- It's not broken?
- No.
1174
00:59:23,787 --> 00:59:26,523
It's gonna be sore for a week,
so you need to figure this out.
1175
00:59:26,525 --> 00:59:28,624
- Get my friend back?
- No, I don't care about your relationship.
1176
00:59:28,626 --> 00:59:31,296
That's on you. You need
someone to take care of you.
1177
00:59:33,631 --> 00:59:35,097
So call the girl.
1178
00:59:35,099 --> 00:59:36,298
You call the girl,
fix it with her,
1179
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,399
and Sam will come back.
1180
00:59:37,401 --> 00:59:39,301
I don't know her number.
1181
00:59:39,303 --> 00:59:41,573
She lives across the street.
1182
00:59:45,577 --> 00:59:47,313
What, Jake?
1183
00:59:48,646 --> 00:59:51,247
I didn't mean anything I said.
1184
00:59:51,249 --> 00:59:53,182
I was being
a manipulative asshole.
1185
00:59:53,184 --> 00:59:54,550
Yeah, I know.
1186
00:59:54,552 --> 00:59:57,689
I know you know.
I just needed to tell you.
1187
00:59:59,023 --> 01:00:02,559
He's liked you
for a long time.
1188
01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:04,162
A lot.
1189
01:00:06,131 --> 01:00:09,231
I'm just being an idiot.
1190
01:00:09,233 --> 01:00:11,466
I saw you walking with him,
1191
01:00:11,468 --> 01:00:16,705
and my dad telling me about
Sam getting paid, it just...
1192
01:00:16,707 --> 01:00:19,043
It's me acting on
some shitty instinct.
1193
01:00:20,244 --> 01:00:22,711
Did you mean anything you said?
1194
01:00:22,713 --> 01:00:24,446
When?
1195
01:00:24,448 --> 01:00:26,351
When you said you were sorry.
1196
01:00:28,852 --> 01:00:30,820
I don't know.
1197
01:00:30,822 --> 01:00:33,756
I am sorry, though.
1198
01:00:33,758 --> 01:00:37,160
Your dad was a really cool guy.
1199
01:00:41,765 --> 01:00:43,233
What am I supposed to do now?
1200
01:00:43,235 --> 01:00:45,535
Wait for Sam to get back,
make some phone calls
1201
01:00:45,537 --> 01:00:48,771
and find someone else
to take care of you.
1202
01:00:48,773 --> 01:00:51,975
I don't know
that anyone else can.
1203
01:00:51,977 --> 01:00:54,611
Well, you gotta
figure this out, Jake.
1204
01:00:54,613 --> 01:00:56,445
Okay.
1205
01:00:56,447 --> 01:00:59,548
You should call someone else.
1206
01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:00,649
Why?
1207
01:01:00,651 --> 01:01:02,318
Because Sam's
definitely coming back.
1208
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,787
Why do you say that?
1209
01:01:04,789 --> 01:01:07,957
Because he's sleeping
in your dad's car right now.
1210
01:01:07,959 --> 01:01:10,459
If he was gonna go,
he would have gone already.
1211
01:01:10,461 --> 01:01:12,461
Well, I need someone
to take care of me.
1212
01:01:12,463 --> 01:01:15,330
Listen, anyone you treat
the way you treat that kid,
1213
01:01:15,332 --> 01:01:17,503
maybe it's not the best thing.
1214
01:01:22,307 --> 01:01:23,872
I don't understand.
1215
01:01:23,874 --> 01:01:26,075
You're not the most perceptive
guy in the world.
1216
01:01:26,077 --> 01:01:28,747
Do you understand that?
1217
01:01:29,914 --> 01:01:30,979
I guess.
1218
01:01:30,981 --> 01:01:32,215
You guess?
1219
01:01:32,217 --> 01:01:34,050
You've hit on me
countless times.
1220
01:01:34,052 --> 01:01:37,553
I've countered countless times
by referring to my partner.
1221
01:01:37,555 --> 01:01:39,722
Not my boyfriend,
my partner.
1222
01:01:39,724 --> 01:01:42,727
Can you put
two and two together?
1223
01:01:44,396 --> 01:01:46,963
Maybe you need to reevaluate
your relationship with this kid.
1224
01:01:46,965 --> 01:01:49,164
But I gotta go. I have an
appointment in 20 minutes,
1225
01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:51,603
so I'll see you
next week, okay?
1226
01:03:13,818 --> 01:03:16,919
I don't want
to beat you up again.
1227
01:03:16,921 --> 01:03:21,090
I just wanna keep my head down,
finish out my time here.
1228
01:03:21,092 --> 01:03:25,227
Beat me up?
I punched you.
1229
01:03:25,229 --> 01:03:28,263
Whatever.
I just want to go upstairs
1230
01:03:28,265 --> 01:03:30,700
and sleep in a normal bed.
1231
01:03:30,702 --> 01:03:32,135
No.
1232
01:03:32,137 --> 01:03:33,369
What?
1233
01:03:33,371 --> 01:03:35,204
I want you to leave.
1234
01:03:35,206 --> 01:03:37,309
What the hell
you talking about?
1235
01:03:38,675 --> 01:03:40,642
I think...
1236
01:03:40,644 --> 01:03:43,646
and you can correct me
if I'm wrong...
1237
01:03:43,648 --> 01:03:48,117
that as long as I'm here,
you're gonna take care of me,
1238
01:03:48,119 --> 01:03:52,821
even if my father
doesn't pay you.
1239
01:03:52,823 --> 01:03:56,225
The thing is...
1240
01:03:56,227 --> 01:03:58,593
you don't like me.
1241
01:03:58,595 --> 01:04:02,798
- Not right now, no.
- No, you don't like me at all.
1242
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,200
And that's okay.
1243
01:04:05,202 --> 01:04:08,604
I'm an asshole.
1244
01:04:08,606 --> 01:04:11,573
But for some reason,
1245
01:04:11,575 --> 01:04:17,012
me being an asshole
has just caused you to stop.
1246
01:04:17,014 --> 01:04:19,115
And that's not okay.
1247
01:04:19,117 --> 01:04:20,716
I don't think...
1248
01:04:20,718 --> 01:04:22,287
Seriously.
1249
01:04:24,389 --> 01:04:26,088
We're not friends.
1250
01:04:26,090 --> 01:04:29,392
We're just used to each other.
1251
01:04:29,394 --> 01:04:32,260
So I need you to just leave.
1252
01:04:32,262 --> 01:04:35,798
I need you to go write
an SAT prep book
1253
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,800
or date Zoe
1254
01:04:37,802 --> 01:04:39,602
or do anything...
1255
01:04:39,604 --> 01:04:42,504
as long as I'm just
not involved and far away.
1256
01:04:42,506 --> 01:04:45,475
Just do something so
that I don't feel
1257
01:04:45,477 --> 01:04:49,745
like I fucked this up so bad.
1258
01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:54,182
We were best friends, man.
1259
01:04:54,184 --> 01:04:56,318
Probably the best
when we were 10,
1260
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,988
and then we never changed.
1261
01:04:59,990 --> 01:05:02,360
That sucks.
1262
01:05:06,097 --> 01:05:08,633
But we don't have
to be friends now.
1263
01:05:13,671 --> 01:05:16,305
Okay.
1264
01:05:16,307 --> 01:05:19,041
But who's gonna
take care of you?
1265
01:05:19,043 --> 01:05:22,178
I called Sara.
She said do it for 500.
1266
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:24,116
Don't worry about it.
1267
01:05:27,952 --> 01:05:30,055
See you later.
1268
01:05:33,057 --> 01:05:34,459
Okay.
1269
01:05:46,771 --> 01:05:50,506
By the time I'm 16,
she's gonna be 28 or something.
1270
01:05:50,508 --> 01:05:52,874
She slapped you pretty hard.
1271
01:05:52,876 --> 01:05:58,381
Yeah, well, you gotta make
an omelet to break some eggs.
1272
01:05:58,383 --> 01:06:02,684
What? That's not
what you meant to say.
1273
01:06:02,686 --> 01:06:04,921
How would you know?
1274
01:06:04,923 --> 01:06:07,023
That made no sense.
1275
01:06:07,025 --> 01:06:11,095
In the future, keep those
kinda things to yourself.
1276
01:06:15,465 --> 01:06:17,633
I got a lot more candy
than you.
1277
01:06:17,635 --> 01:06:21,139
- Yeah, I know.
- Let's even it out.
1278
01:06:29,713 --> 01:06:31,513
Thanks.
1279
01:06:31,515 --> 01:06:36,419
Yeah, well, get used to it.
It's not gonna last forever.
1280
01:06:36,421 --> 01:06:39,821
Uh, I think you meant
don't get used to it.
1281
01:06:39,823 --> 01:06:41,793
I mean shut up.
1282
01:12:14,191 --> 01:12:16,461
- Camera speed.
- Marker.
1283
01:12:17,628 --> 01:12:19,694
All quiet.
1284
01:12:19,696 --> 01:12:22,297
Set.
1285
01:12:22,299 --> 01:12:24,335
And action.
1286
01:12:25,835 --> 01:12:28,604
Why did my daughter
just call me delusional?
1287
01:12:28,606 --> 01:12:31,140
I don't know.
Did you say something crazy?
1288
01:12:31,142 --> 01:12:33,943
No. I walked in from the den,
and she said I was delusional.
1289
01:12:33,945 --> 01:12:37,479
Sam, she doesn't know that word
unless you taught it to her.
1290
01:12:37,481 --> 01:12:40,382
Linda, it's probably
an SAT word.
1291
01:12:40,384 --> 01:12:42,217
I don't know
what delusional means.
1292
01:12:42,219 --> 01:12:43,953
But it's okay, Mom.
1293
01:12:43,955 --> 01:12:47,221
Mr. Sanderson says I'm not smart
enough for any of this anyway.
1294
01:12:47,223 --> 01:12:49,725
- For Christ sakes.
- That's...
1295
01:12:49,727 --> 01:12:52,694
Listen, I didn't say
those words exactly.
1296
01:12:52,696 --> 01:12:55,230
I said something very similar to it.
I'm not gonna lie.
1297
01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:58,300
The important thing is that I
didn't say those words exactly.
1298
01:12:58,302 --> 01:13:00,034
What exactly did you say?
1299
01:13:00,036 --> 01:13:04,273
I said she's not smart enough
for this stuff right now.
1300
01:13:04,275 --> 01:13:06,007
- What?
- She's not!
1301
01:13:06,009 --> 01:13:07,443
Linda, this stuff is tough.
1302
01:13:07,445 --> 01:13:09,877
You got her doing it
at ten years old.
1303
01:13:09,879 --> 01:13:14,551
Hey, you! Sun is to shining
like your mom is to what?
1304
01:13:17,321 --> 01:13:19,520
Delusional.
See?
1305
01:13:19,522 --> 01:13:21,657
I'm just trying to give her
a head start.
1306
01:13:21,659 --> 01:13:23,425
A healthy head start
is six months.
1307
01:13:23,427 --> 01:13:25,093
The whole point of the SATs
1308
01:13:25,095 --> 01:13:27,695
is that a ten-year-old
shouldn't be able to do it.
1309
01:13:27,697 --> 01:13:29,898
Who are you to determine
whether my daughter
1310
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:31,699
is ready or not for SAT prep?
1311
01:13:31,701 --> 01:13:33,702
I think I'm exactly the right
person to determine that.
1312
01:13:33,704 --> 01:13:36,238
I'm the SAT tutor.
Am I being unreasonable?
1313
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,740
Sam, I don't think you're
the right person for this job.
1314
01:13:38,742 --> 01:13:40,275
- Are you firing me?
- Yes, I am.
1315
01:13:40,277 --> 01:13:42,778
- You gonna pay me for today?
- Fine!
1316
01:13:42,780 --> 01:13:46,681
Please, please go outside
and play with your friends.
1317
01:13:46,683 --> 01:13:48,751
Do not order
my daughter around!
1318
01:13:48,753 --> 01:13:50,752
The streets are
the greatest classroom.
1319
01:13:50,754 --> 01:13:52,589
She can't unhear that.
1320
01:13:55,326 --> 01:13:56,461
Cut!
93613
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof